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They say you always reap what you sow
300 years ago your village ancestor
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killed all the soldiers on board a ship
and took all of the Emperor's treasures
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You, those live on the loot
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will suffer in calamity
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ln addition to the crew's ghosts
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you face too the wrath of Shih Huang
Ti whose corpse was on the ship
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The times have wakened him up a bit
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Luckily, he has been weighed
down by a magic sword
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But today the curse on
you made 3 centuries ago
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may be fulfilled now
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What do you say, Priest?
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A good pomelo doesn't sink, nor does rice
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Village Elder, with angry souls
around things might happen
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An opera show on the anniversary
may keep evil spirits at bay
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Well, let's proceed accordingly
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Hsiang, why aren't yo in bed? Go to sleep
lt's very late now
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Be nice and sleep
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l'll take you to Hong Kong shopping tomorrow
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Close your eyes, or l
won't take you out then
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Put down the pig cage
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After Tsung died, we've been
taking care of you & your son
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l'm now punishing you not
because you teased men
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but because you leaked our
village secret to outsiders
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What have you to say now?
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Granduncle, take care of my son
for the sake of Tsung, please
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Uncle Piao, he's that tramp's adulterer
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Get some money from the
Rural Committee tomorrow
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and have someone in HK finish him off
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We the 3 families of Yang,
Li, Chien all count on you
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Good
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Chia-shu
Yes, Uncle Piao?
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Do a clean-cut job with the
corpse of Tsung's wife
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to avoid the suspicion of
that nosey policeman Shih
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Don't worry
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ls he digging out the weed
at the back slope now?
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No, his assistant Chen Lung-shih's doing it
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What is he up to?
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Good
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Won't you go with me to HK after work, Hua?
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Sorry, l've to cook soup for Shih
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Him, again? What has he got to attract you?
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lt's him
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Shih?
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Did your village grow drugs for trafficking?
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What? Our village is too rich to do that
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Seems it's rich without anyone working. Why?
Either you deal in drugs, or prostitution
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Any proof?
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You talk tough, but Shih may
interrogate you in a minute
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Don't threaten me. There is law in Hong Kong
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Cut my hair and l'll sue
you in the Rural Committee
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and level down your police station
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Sir
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You enjoy pulling down my police station?
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Right, don't ever release
me if you've the guts
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Once out, l'll sue you for illegal detention
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Well, l won't ever let you out
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Creep!
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Where are the drugs grown?
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Are you out of your mind?
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l'll beat you out of your wits
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Are you going to confess?
No idea
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No?
No?
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Confess it
l don't know
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Creep!
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What a cruel dream
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Even running out of matches. Finance us
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There are only three persons
in this police station
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Hua
Yes?
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What kind of chicken broth for today?
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l've arranged a mahjong game for myself
l'm rushing for the next ferry to HK
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Leaving behind two cigarette stubs for me?
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You're definitely the worst policeman
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Sir, we've got some info
l've found...
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l'm off
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Sir, you're right, they do grow drugs here
Look, isn't it marijuana?
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Let me smell it
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Many such plants at the back slope
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l've never seen such a genus
Go in and taste it
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Sir, l got diarrhoea after
trying it seven times
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That ancient Chinese doctor tried even more
Go in
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Sir, it's not fair
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You may get bad luck
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So seious?
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Why not? Bought with money
from drug-trafficking
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Have you got any tip-off?
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Yes, a ship named Harvest Theatrical
Troupe is mooring
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Many big and small cases are offloading
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You know what l mean, sir?
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Don't you? They must be theatrical costumes
Even a moron knows it
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Wrong, the troupe could be a cover-up only
Drug-trafficking in the name of the troupe
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All those cases are drugs, idiot!
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Next time come to the point
when speaking to me
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You've brought me shame
Sorry, sir
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Tell Chen Lung-shin to come here
Where's he?
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He's testing something new inside
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This is Snake Gall herb, it's poison
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lt's exciting
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Salute. Fate puts us together
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Keep off
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Why are you sweeping it toward me?
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To remind you even when female
leads are getting scarcer
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You simply wont' get her star role
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Wait till she retires at 80, maybe
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Don't put me down. You can never tell
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Well, pray to God that disaster befalls her
and you take her place, idiot
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Miss
Master
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Miss, going to the temple?
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You bastard!
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Why? Still mad at your wife Mei?
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l found a love letter in her pocket
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l'll kill her if l have proof
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Proof or no proof, just kill her
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l feel sorry for you
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Spring breeze bring life to old trees
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How can l, youthful and virile,
resist the temptation?
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Mr Lin, what's this word?
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Cheng
Cheng? Cheng Cheng Daily
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Mr Lin, you look excited
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l might as well tell you
Excited' is hardly the word
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You should say in a romantic
mood. Understand?
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Yes, the looks tell it
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Right. What do you prefer?
Girls or sports shoes?
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Girls
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Dirty boy. Why?
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l outgrow shoes, but not girls
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Ma, you're chatting again and not studying
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Lin, l paid you to teach my son
not to chat with him
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Yesterday l asked him how to pronounce Daddy
He said Gorilla. How did you teach him?
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He hs a poor memory & can't
digest the knowledge
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lf he does, he needs no tutor
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How's he getting on in
English taught by you?
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When we go overseas we need him to guide us
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Ma, show me what he's taught you
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Oh, your father is a fat pig!
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What does that mean?
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A compliment, it means Thank you
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Good. Teach him more
Ma, here's something nice
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Of course! You bastard!
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What does that mean?
lt means Certainly
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Your father is a fat pig!
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No, should be Your father is a fat pig!
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You have a good memory
Of course! You bastard!
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Ma, l'll teach you something new today
What?
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My father is a bastard!
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Go now
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Go out
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Don't bring shame, go now
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Permit me to leave
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Sex friend
Who's it?
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Male lead Ping
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Try to keep him from bothering me
That's easy
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Sister
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So you're pregnant
Who's pregnant?
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Abort it
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Sister, l...
What? You think Master was responsible?
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Master
ls it the Master?
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Right, that old sex fiend did it
Since he was jilted
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he raped Chiu every day
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How do you know so much about him?
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l'm the on who jilted him
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You must thank me for your star role
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Had l not turned him down
l wouldn't have become a mere extra
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Master
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l didn't mean it. Please don't take offence
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Was l everjilted by you?
No, l was jilted by you
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Did you turn me down?
Never. l'd have jumped at your word
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Stop dreaming. l won't be so tasteless
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Don't disparage me. l may not be a beauty
but l'm a sweet eighteen
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Still eighteen?
Plus two years
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Pshaw. l shaved 10 years from your papers
Don't let it out
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So what?
No man would care to help you if you fell
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Master, didn't you help me?
Yes, l did
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Where do you come from?
The Police Station
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Are you a yamen functionary?
No, l'm a policeman
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Police
Police
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What's wrong?
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Good!
Police
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A policeman wrapped up liked that?
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l've come...
l've fallen in love
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Great, great
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Miss, are you all right?
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Love is sweetness after bitterness
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Are you all right? Get up
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l'm Shin Chun the sergeant in this village
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That one gazing at her chest is my
assistant, Sergeant Li Ching-wen
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my nickname is Big Bertha
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That one wrapped up is my No.2
ssistant Chen Lung-shih
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We three take charge of security here
Just tell us if you have any trouble
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Are you an alien?
Do l look like an alien?
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Why are your eyes and face greenish?
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l didn't mean to
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But if you make trouble or break the law
We three will never let you go
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Nothing can be hidden from us
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We've had a tip-off why
you came here to perform
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Tip-off?
You don't believe it?
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Don't!
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Don't burst it!
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Stay where you are
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ls your chest all right?
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l hurt my finger
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The bruise is OK, but that
kick is uncalled for
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Let me have a look at it
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My chest doesn't hurt, my finger does
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Fingers could hurt badly,
let me have a close look
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Keep away, sex maniac
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You understand me well
on this our 1st meeting
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Master, she's seducing men
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Tramp, tramp
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You fight in my presence in broad daylight
What'a up?
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Don't tell him for the sake of our troupe
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Something wrong with this
troupe, as l expected
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Master, don't worry
Bad reputation hurts business
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Confess, or come with me to the station
Aren't you going to confess?
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Don't worry
l'll call my lawyer to come right away
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You'll be bailed out not later than tomorrow
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Fuck you! You bastard! You threaten me?
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That's a compliment, l've just learnt it
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A compliment?
3301, bring this woman back
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You're so nice to me. Let's go home
No, let's return to the police station
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Chen Lung-shih, take him along
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What about my opera tonight?
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Do you want me to contact Chu Feng Ming? Go
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The leading actresses?
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Beg me, and l'll help you
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You be the star tonight
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Master, l was only joking
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l was only joking. Let me play it
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Beg me and l'll let you play the role
What do you want to hear?
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Michael Jackson
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You did well with your spear today
Thank you
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You've your wish fulfilled
But my wish is not
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What do you want now?
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Action, not words
How?
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l met a foreign inspector today
lt's not bad to emigrate to Bangla Desh
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ls Bangla Desh in the U.S.A?
Yes
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Have you fixed everything?
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Did your girlfriend chest you?
There isn't any building, let alone pagodas
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Hsiu got the treasure map finally
She couldn't have cheated us
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Plum blossoms in the south of the village
Water keeps dripping from the rocks
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Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains
Flowing water from the south of the village
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A song?
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You sing only in Karaoke
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Listen, the first couplet
guides you to the pagoda
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The last one shows you how the
open sesame. Understand?
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Why didn't they simply draw up a map?
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The idea is to keep it secret
But you wouldn't know it's a treasure map
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Open up
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A stomach-ache?
What about you?
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Must have to do with the food tonight
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Wait, l can't hold on
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A stomach-ache too?
Yes
253
00:17:31,731 --> 00:17:33,665
How could you two do it together?
254
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:36,061
My ass is small
Master, it's OK with me, not with you
255
00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:38,336
You can go in now
256
00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:41,364
Don't close it. Let's do it together
257
00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:45,703
What's wrong? All over my feet
l couldn't help it
258
00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:47,635
A small ass is an asset
259
00:17:48,714 --> 00:17:50,682
Make advances if you like her
260
00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:52,680
l can't. She thought l was a foreigner
261
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,614
Hood your head and she won't know
262
00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:58,148
Chen Lung-shih, go with me to the theater
Yes, sir
263
00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:12,228
Here it is
We're lucky
264
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:13,369
Go down
265
00:18:21,881 --> 00:18:23,872
This emblem is the entrance
ls it?
266
00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:27,074
Bring the hoe
267
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:29,843
We're lucky
268
00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:35,886
Let's go together to find the priest
269
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:37,655
lt really looks like Rebecca
270
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:41,928
So he know l'm the White Snake?
271
00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:48,533
Seven persons together?
272
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:51,038
No more space. Go to the
manure bridge to do it
273
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,399
Manure Bridge
274
00:18:55,881 --> 00:18:57,610
You know where Manure Bridge is?
Over there
275
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:01,052
Move away the obstructing
root of the big tree
276
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:05,685
Make room for me; l can't hold on
277
00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,459
What? All over my head
278
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:15,622
Ghost!
279
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,114
Sorry
280
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,179
How strange, sir
281
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,515
We watched them all night and
they were all defecating
282
00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:39,456
Defecating or wiping it off
One finished and another followed
283
00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:40,719
What do you think, sir?
284
00:19:41,994 --> 00:19:45,395
Something wrong with the droppings
Right, l'll go and get the stool for a test
285
00:19:50,202 --> 00:19:51,669
Well done
Yes
286
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:08,018
The priest is here
287
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,357
Bad, l must go to the toilet
288
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:23,423
What are you doing?
289
00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:25,504
What kind of song shall l sing?
290
00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:28,098
No idea. Just be flexible
Take it that she's brooding
291
00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:40,913
Oh, no, the intermittent pains
292
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:42,543
Could be a set-up
293
00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:44,823
Maybe it's coming soon
294
00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:48,652
A child for White Snake?
She's mixing up the roles
295
00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:52,524
Ching, l'm going to give birth
296
00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:57,159
Hold it, Miss
Miss, wait for me
297
00:20:57,336 --> 00:20:59,930
l can't, it's coming
298
00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:02,803
Can't you hold off for a few more minutes
299
00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:08,012
lt's be a mess if l waited any longer
Come here. l want to talk to you
300
00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:09,205
l need it
301
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,548
Really?
lt's welling out
302
00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:16,946
Really?
Any second
303
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:18,546
Fix things up at once
304
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:21,624
Just, keep calm. l'll
come out after l finish
305
00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,390
No, after the delivery
306
00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:30,157
Make way, l need it urgently
307
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,366
At this very moment?
308
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,969
l need the toilet too. Take my place
309
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,572
Ghost!
310
00:21:51,457 --> 00:21:53,118
What now?
l don't know
311
00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:54,448
What a relief
312
00:21:57,196 --> 00:22:00,097
l feel dizzy. Come bck quickly, sister
313
00:22:07,006 --> 00:22:09,998
Where are they?
Doing the same thing as you did
314
00:22:10,109 --> 00:22:13,601
Go out and surrender to the pagoda, or die
315
00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,945
Uncle Sheng, as l said, you can never tell
Bitch!
316
00:22:21,086 --> 00:22:22,075
Ching
317
00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:25,348
Ching, l'm back
318
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:30,018
Good, or l can't hold on anymore
319
00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:35,631
You bloody monk, l'll fight you now...
320
00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:39,164
What are you up to again, Miss?
321
00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:40,705
l guess it's twins
Are you sure?
322
00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:43,640
l'm going to deliver again
Wait
323
00:22:45,444 --> 00:22:48,174
Me...l must deliver too
324
00:22:48,247 --> 00:22:50,647
Why so many childbirths? Possesed?
What's wrong?
325
00:22:50,849 --> 00:22:53,317
What are you doing?
l have to give birth again
326
00:22:53,385 --> 00:22:54,909
Could you be pregnant?
327
00:22:55,020 --> 00:23:01,983
Frankly, l've been intimate with Master
and l got pregnant as a result
328
00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:03,923
Priest, where are you going?
329
00:23:03,996 --> 00:23:05,293
To give birth too
330
00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:09,129
A monk giving birth? What's wrong?
331
00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:13,195
Nonsense. Where were we?
332
00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:15,467
The priest giving birth
333
00:23:15,741 --> 00:23:19,177
The priest giving birth, what a mess
Put on a hasty finale
334
00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:21,036
Come and give a hand quickly
335
00:23:21,513 --> 00:23:22,707
Move away the foot of the bear quickly
336
00:23:23,348 --> 00:23:24,679
ls the wiring up there fixed?
Okay
337
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,739
Be careful
338
00:23:37,129 --> 00:23:39,495
Already the end, why doing it so seriously?
339
00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:46,904
This is the treasure map of the pagoda
lnside is the key of entry
340
00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:50,400
The richest family. Private property
341
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,776
Master, oh, no, someone's got killed
342
00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,055
Not my fault; l didn't kill him
343
00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:13,590
And he was not our man
344
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:16,859
Were you speaking?
Yes
345
00:24:16,935 --> 00:24:19,062
l know everybody in this village
plus the owner of those dogs
346
00:24:19,138 --> 00:24:21,072
l've never seen such a man
Are you trying to clean yourself?
347
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,598
l really don't know him
Nosenses, l never saw him before
348
00:24:25,077 --> 00:24:27,807
Well, you won't confess
and l've no proof now
349
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:30,614
But you mustn't leave here
but must answer calls
350
00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:33,413
l've got the evidence at last, sir
What evidence?
351
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:35,414
They were defecating randomly on the slope
352
00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:38,087
Bring the droppings as evidence
353
00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:41,423
Goodbye, Johnny
354
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,057
l'm not Johnny, l'm Richard
355
00:24:43,762 --> 00:24:45,559
Bye-bye, Richard
Richard?
356
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:48,965
With this treasure map,
we're going to be rich
357
00:24:49,301 --> 00:24:53,032
We can't read, it's useless to us
Just consult Lin
358
00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:58,538
No way
359
00:24:59,044 --> 00:25:01,808
We can't let him know our secret
Right
360
00:25:06,051 --> 00:25:07,040
What are you doing?
361
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,454
What's this character?
Mei
362
00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:15,650
And this?
Tao
363
00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:19,729
And this?
Ti
364
00:25:20,732 --> 00:25:22,996
And this?
Show me. What a nuisance
365
00:25:23,402 --> 00:25:25,802
Come on, l'm going to sleep
Okay
366
00:25:27,539 --> 00:25:33,808
Shui, Hua, Fu, Chu
Sounds like an incantation
367
00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:42,620
Plum blossoms in the south of the village
Water keeps dripping from the rocks
368
00:25:42,688 --> 00:25:48,149
Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains
Flowing water from the south of the village
369
00:25:48,327 --> 00:25:50,295
Hunchback seeks a pearl.
He is helped by 8 demigods
370
00:25:50,362 --> 00:25:52,557
2 Yi begets 4 quadrants.
Chien turns and Kun moves
371
00:25:52,631 --> 00:25:54,599
Private property. The richest family
372
00:25:59,071 --> 00:26:00,504
Let's make it clear first
it's a 30/70 split
373
00:26:00,572 --> 00:26:03,507
You 30% and we 70%
Okay
374
00:26:04,009 --> 00:26:05,567
Well, let me sit down first
375
00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,706
lt's too dark now. Let's
come again in the day
376
00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:11,948
No, everybody will see it in broad daylight
377
00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:13,980
l've found it
Where?
378
00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:19,223
This passage means the plum is
in the south of the village
379
00:26:20,192 --> 00:26:22,160
Everybody knows that
380
00:26:22,261 --> 00:26:27,221
This means the plum is stone plum
381
00:26:27,366 --> 00:26:30,164
Look at the stone bench l'm on
lt's a fa
382
00:26:32,204 --> 00:26:33,694
Doesn't it look like a plum?
383
00:26:39,544 --> 00:26:40,875
lt really does
384
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,480
Chiu, you really are smart
What does the next passage mean?
385
00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:46,480
Damn you
386
00:26:46,551 --> 00:26:48,018
l paid for your brains.
Don't just ask questions
387
00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:49,553
l'll force you to take shit
Damn your lung
388
00:26:49,721 --> 00:26:52,189
Damn your kidney
Now it's changed to a 20/80 split
389
00:26:54,426 --> 00:26:56,553
Now you've an additional cut. Try to think
390
00:26:56,828 --> 00:26:57,692
This is easy
391
00:26:57,829 --> 00:27:00,957
Water drips from the rocks
means a place with water
392
00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:02,491
l now hear sounds of drippings
393
00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:06,097
You, toilet Peeping Tom!
394
00:27:06,171 --> 00:27:09,072
lt sounds like pouring water
Now l'm getting wet because of you
395
00:27:09,908 --> 00:27:10,897
lt's unlucky
396
00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:12,371
Know where there are water drippings?
397
00:27:12,544 --> 00:27:17,345
Water drippings? Lie on the stone table
and you know where the water comes from
398
00:27:22,921 --> 00:27:25,913
l know now
Where?
399
00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:28,222
Now it's changed to a 10/90 split
Chiu, over there
400
00:27:29,962 --> 00:27:31,054
Penalty for passing water?
401
00:27:38,537 --> 00:27:42,803
Water keeps dripping from the rocks
That's the place. Go up along the falls
402
00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:12,470
Mists and clouds rise up
the high mountains
403
00:28:12,704 --> 00:28:16,765
Flowing water
from the south of the village
404
00:28:17,642 --> 00:28:18,631
Come on
405
00:28:37,496 --> 00:28:40,090
Private property
The richest family
406
00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:42,199
This time we're going to be rich
407
00:28:49,274 --> 00:28:51,003
This octagram has keyholes
408
00:28:55,247 --> 00:28:57,807
Another cave here. What could it be?
409
00:28:59,684 --> 00:29:02,118
Dropped the earrings!
lt's so deep down there
410
00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:06,857
How could it echo so many times?
411
00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:13,291
What's so funny?
lt's a pagoda
412
00:29:13,765 --> 00:29:16,563
Remember that man's last
words about a pagoda?
413
00:29:16,635 --> 00:29:18,796
This hole is too small for people to get in
414
00:29:19,404 --> 00:29:23,033
Right, l couldn't find the
entrance anywhere. What now?
415
00:29:23,108 --> 00:29:25,576
l know
Well, come to the point
416
00:29:26,144 --> 00:29:27,907
Remember those unsolved word puzzles?
417
00:29:28,547 --> 00:29:29,912
Solve them now
418
00:29:30,582 --> 00:29:32,777
Hunchback seeks a pearl.
He is helped by 8 demigods
419
00:29:32,851 --> 00:29:34,842
2 Yi begets 4 quadrants.
Chien turns and Kun moves
420
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,785
The last 2 passages are
linked with the octagram
421
00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:39,987
The first 2 wants us to get
a hunchback to seek a pearl
422
00:29:40,459 --> 00:29:45,055
Then get the help of 8 demigods
obviously there are no such persons
423
00:29:45,397 --> 00:29:49,060
Let's try tomorrow morning. Let's
come again tomorrow night
424
00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:52,069
lt makes sense. Let's go
Let's go
425
00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:56,729
l've got entangled
Wait for me
426
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:03,013
Why's there still no hunchbag now?
427
00:30:05,684 --> 00:30:07,948
Don't mispronounce, should be hunchback
428
00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:10,519
You're illiterate
He's insulting you
429
00:30:12,457 --> 00:30:13,890
Take care
430
00:30:14,092 --> 00:30:16,287
lt's for you
Thank you
431
00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:17,491
Does this year holds no
prospect of marriage?
432
00:30:17,529 --> 00:30:21,761
Yes, but not love
You'll have a romantic encounter soon
433
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,893
lt's better than none
Thank you. Take care
434
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,769
A hunchback
Sir
435
00:30:33,945 --> 00:30:35,537
lt's fulfilled
What?
436
00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:38,839
l've found you at last
Let's be straight. Make an offer
437
00:30:39,484 --> 00:30:40,974
Two of you?
No, three
438
00:30:43,321 --> 00:30:44,913
He's useless to me. Just the two of you
439
00:30:44,990 --> 00:30:47,254
lt makes no difference. We
know the heavenly secret now
440
00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:48,856
The two prostitutes know
that l'm lucky in love
441
00:30:48,927 --> 00:30:50,792
lt's Heaven's will and
we mustn't go against it
442
00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:53,463
How much?
443
442
00:30:53,532 --> 00:30:56,057
$3,000?
$5,000, $5,000
444
00:30:56,134 --> 00:30:57,795
OK, that's a deal. Don't change your mind
445
00:30:58,003 --> 00:31:00,130
Show it to enlighten us. OK?
446
00:31:00,205 --> 00:31:01,137
Over here?
447
00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:05,136
Right, right, don't let the others see it
Let me check in the back alley
448
00:31:05,544 --> 00:31:07,512
l'm a customer; l need no check-up
449
00:31:07,612 --> 00:31:08,909
Don't take me for a whore
450
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,607
l take you for a procuress,
and her for a whore
451
00:31:11,082 --> 00:31:13,016
Me, a whore, you bloody pimp?
452
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:14,816
You're a pimp, not me
453
00:31:14,886 --> 00:31:15,875
You son of a bitch!
What's wrong?
454
00:31:19,624 --> 00:31:20,750
Forget it
455
00:31:20,892 --> 00:31:23,156
But you do look like a pimp
Right
456
00:31:25,764 --> 00:31:28,289
See that fire pearl in the crack?
457
00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,459
Yes, and the 8 demigods beside it
458
00:31:30,902 --> 00:31:33,837
Hunchback seeks a pearl.
He is helped by 8 demigods
459
00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:35,161
Right
460
00:31:35,941 --> 00:31:38,432
Right? What about a 40/60 split?
461
00:31:38,543 --> 00:31:43,037
No, l found the hunchback first
Let's split 20/80
462
00:31:43,114 --> 00:31:45,605
Damn you, bitch, don't try to take advantage
You're trying to take advantage
463
00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:47,775
Quiet! Let's look for the pearl tonight.
464
00:31:56,194 --> 00:31:58,560
Such a long time? Hurry up
465
00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:03,856
Follow them
466
00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,341
What now?
We must play for it in a literal sense
467
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:20,145
Yes, pray for it
Pray?
468
00:32:30,228 --> 00:32:33,493
To seek divine help? lt doesn't work
Let me
469
00:32:33,832 --> 00:32:37,962
Goddess Kuan Yin, Buddha, Jade Emperor
Please lend us the pearl
470
00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,630
You're not devout enough. Let me
471
00:32:46,911 --> 00:32:48,776
A sweet smile doesn't mean you're devout
472
00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:00,313
A surprise attack
473
00:33:00,925 --> 00:33:02,085
Damn you. Let's go
474
00:33:04,362 --> 00:33:05,920
The octagram is full of changes
475
00:33:05,964 --> 00:33:07,932
Remember, 2 Yi begets 4 quadrants
which begets the octagram
476
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,734
This is the emblem of 2 Yi. Stab it
Come on
477
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:14,500
Watch out!
Okay!
478
00:33:15,707 --> 00:33:16,696
Yes
479
00:33:19,477 --> 00:33:20,842
Turn it
480
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:22,473
lt doesn't work
Turn the other side
481
00:33:22,614 --> 00:33:24,377
So those drugs are hidden over here
482
00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:26,145
Harder
483
00:33:27,285 --> 00:33:28,274
lt works
484
00:33:31,122 --> 00:33:32,419
What sound is that?
485
00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,922
l know
What?
486
00:33:34,326 --> 00:33:35,816
The platform is going to collapse
487
00:33:36,795 --> 00:33:38,456
Go now
Hold it
488
00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:50,232
Don't you feel the presence of others
besides the three of us?
489
00:33:50,308 --> 00:33:52,037
Yes, l heard some strange sounds too
490
00:33:52,644 --> 00:33:53,633
There's a cave
491
00:34:00,852 --> 00:34:04,379
The sounds seem to have come
from that wall. Go over
492
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,519
Time's up. Follow me. Go up
493
00:34:09,327 --> 00:34:11,090
There seems to be two hidden layers
494
00:34:11,162 --> 00:34:13,187
Maybe gems are hidden over there
495
00:34:14,366 --> 00:34:16,061
Superb if it was true
Have a look and you'll see
496
00:34:21,439 --> 00:34:22,997
To jump from such a height?
Let me help you, sir
497
00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:28,140
Don't move, l'm police
498
00:34:28,213 --> 00:34:29,202
Sir
Master
499
00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:32,207
You're shivering. Did you do something bad?
500
00:34:34,886 --> 00:34:36,410
You...
501
00:34:37,288 --> 00:34:40,155
No, turn around
502
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:42,223
lt's my assistant Chen Lung-shih only
503
00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:44,822
What has become of him? He's in such shape
504
00:34:44,896 --> 00:34:47,364
l'm here, sir
You're here?
505
00:34:55,106 --> 00:34:56,630
Support it for me
l support you
506
00:35:00,845 --> 00:35:01,709
l'll take your life
507
00:35:02,714 --> 00:35:03,681
Shoot him
508
00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:06,582
Don't fight between yourselves
509
00:35:14,259 --> 00:35:15,726
Luckily l'm all right
510
00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:24,799
Luckily l'll all right,
thanks to my brothers
511
00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:30,332
Don't put sex before friendship
512
00:35:46,424 --> 00:35:47,413
Tricks?
513
00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:50,053
Let's go down and hide
514
00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:56,691
You've been following me the whole day long
515
00:35:58,837 --> 00:36:00,964
Don't be so passionate
516
00:36:01,506 --> 00:36:03,303
A green-faced ghost
What ghost?
517
00:36:03,808 --> 00:36:04,866
A green-headed boy?
518
00:36:06,177 --> 00:36:07,542
Why did you pass yourself
off as a foreigner?
519
00:36:08,246 --> 00:36:09,804
l didn't
520
00:36:10,114 --> 00:36:12,446
Don't speak to me. l hate people who cheat
521
00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:15,786
Master, why have you come to
this pagoda to look for me?
522
00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:17,452
A pagoda?
523
00:36:17,722 --> 00:36:18,848
She had a slip of the tongue
524
00:36:19,724 --> 00:36:23,319
Time for me to hit back
You slut, you tramp
525
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,316
l see. He needs the moonlight to
survive. Without it the withers
526
00:36:51,689 --> 00:36:53,748
lf it keep on, l'd wither too
527
00:37:05,036 --> 00:37:06,867
He can't move
528
00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:15,844
Disrobe and use it to shade the moonlight
529
00:37:24,155 --> 00:37:25,179
Come on quick
530
00:37:27,058 --> 00:37:28,047
Hurry up
531
00:37:32,463 --> 00:37:33,452
He's got away
532
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:36,862
Run now
He's keeping up
533
00:37:36,935 --> 00:37:38,197
Run
534
00:37:40,939 --> 00:37:41,963
Excuse me
535
00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:44,163
What a big hoax
536
00:37:49,147 --> 00:37:50,478
Luckily l'm all right
537
00:37:52,216 --> 00:37:53,080
Damn you; you scare me; damn you!
538
00:37:53,217 --> 00:37:54,479
Sister, help me
539
00:37:56,788 --> 00:37:59,188
Moustache, help me!
Never
540
00:38:04,095 --> 00:38:07,553
Your clothes?
Over there
541
00:38:10,568 --> 00:38:11,557
How strange
542
00:38:15,106 --> 00:38:18,166
He stopped moving once l squeezed his ass
Could he be an ass ghost?
543
00:38:19,243 --> 00:38:20,232
Try
544
00:38:35,994 --> 00:38:37,120
l'll help you, sir
545
00:38:41,466 --> 00:38:43,934
Don't, you wear nothing inside
What then?
546
00:38:44,769 --> 00:38:45,701
Behind
Ahead
547
00:38:52,243 --> 00:38:53,710
Did you undress to help me, Chiu?
548
00:38:54,445 --> 00:38:55,878
No, Sister did, not me
549
00:39:02,053 --> 00:39:03,077
Master
550
00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:20,899
Master, you've seen my whole body
l'm yours forever
551
00:39:21,105 --> 00:39:23,073
Not me alone, Chen Lung-shih saw it too
552
00:39:23,641 --> 00:39:26,974
That's so ugly. l won't take it seriously
553
00:39:27,311 --> 00:39:29,302
l only have eyes for Chiu
554
00:39:29,514 --> 00:39:31,846
Don't shirk the responsibility, master
555
00:39:32,016 --> 00:39:35,179
l must
l've had no carnal knowledge of you
556
00:39:35,853 --> 00:39:38,981
lt's no problem
557
00:39:43,861 --> 00:39:45,453
Lin, help me
558
00:39:45,596 --> 00:39:47,120
Keep away!
559
00:39:49,367 --> 00:39:51,927
Help me!
560
00:40:00,678 --> 00:40:02,612
Why didn't you stop that?
l don't want to get myself involved
561
00:40:06,884 --> 00:40:08,681
You're in my arms again, master?
562
00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:10,846
Come on
563
00:40:12,290 --> 00:40:13,279
Good!
564
00:40:20,431 --> 00:40:22,899
lt was only my clothes that touched you
565
00:40:22,967 --> 00:40:23,831
Let me undress again then
566
00:40:23,901 --> 00:40:25,698
You enjoy so much doing that?
567
00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:27,962
l'm open-minded
568
00:40:31,409 --> 00:40:32,569
What does it say?
569
00:40:33,177 --> 00:40:34,166
Come here
570
00:40:35,146 --> 00:40:36,773
What does it say? l don't
understand a word of it
571
00:40:37,048 --> 00:40:39,073
A fierce ghost is out to get
the Chiens, Lis and Yangs
572
00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:41,975
Let's notify the three families at once
573
00:40:53,531 --> 00:40:57,467
Listen, let's scatter to inform their elders
You go to the Lis
574
00:40:57,602 --> 00:40:59,092
You, the Chiens
Me, the Yangs
575
00:40:59,904 --> 00:41:01,201
Good, l'll keep you company
576
00:41:01,806 --> 00:41:02,898
l'll keep you company
577
00:41:03,274 --> 00:41:05,265
What about me? Who'll accompany me?
578
00:41:10,548 --> 00:41:12,140
Damn you, ass ghost
579
00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:56,448
We're in for trouble
580
00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:22,616
There's trouble with that private property
581
00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:24,650
The corpse of Shih Huang
Ti must have broken out
582
00:42:25,022 --> 00:42:29,186
l'm taping this, hoping for help
583
00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:37,027
Bad! Go and notify them now
584
00:42:49,714 --> 00:42:51,181
Darling
585
00:42:53,284 --> 00:42:55,775
Hear the sounds of strange outside?
No
586
00:42:55,853 --> 00:42:59,050
No? lt's clearly audible.
Could it be burglers?
587
00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:03,525
l'm so rich l don't mind
Go to sleep
588
00:44:06,791 --> 00:44:09,021
Darling, hear that?
589
00:44:11,963 --> 00:44:15,797
Darling, the sounds
Get up
590
00:44:22,273 --> 00:44:23,570
What?
591
00:44:23,741 --> 00:44:26,141
Sounds again, listen
You're crazy
592
00:44:28,212 --> 00:44:31,943
How horrible!
The whole Huang family have died
593
00:44:33,584 --> 00:44:35,745
Aren't we looking for the Lis
Why are we now at the Huangs?
594
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:37,947
l planned to call the Liz from the Huangs
595
00:44:38,022 --> 00:44:39,489
You're a chicken, you can't be police
596
00:44:39,824 --> 00:44:42,156
Miss, l'm a policeman, not a superman
597
00:44:42,226 --> 00:44:44,353
Anyone would've been frigthtened
by such a tragedy
598
00:44:45,363 --> 00:44:48,628
Wonder how it's going over there
You want to go there and see?
599
00:44:50,334 --> 00:44:51,494
My finger!
600
00:44:54,171 --> 00:44:56,639
lt's opened
Go in
601
00:44:56,741 --> 00:44:58,333
Don't go in
Stay here if you're afraid
602
00:45:16,994 --> 00:45:18,120
l must notify Chen Lung-shih
603
00:45:24,301 --> 00:45:25,666
Where's he?
604
00:45:37,515 --> 00:45:39,506
Oh, no!
What now?
605
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:44,009
Play dead
606
00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:51,627
No, safer to get covered
607
00:45:54,832 --> 00:45:57,027
Who did it?
608
00:45:57,835 --> 00:45:58,824
So you're playing dead again
609
00:45:59,904 --> 00:46:01,394
That's the only way to hide from him
610
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,504
Those things are stupid. Don't even move
611
00:46:07,711 --> 00:46:08,700
Don't ever move
612
00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:15,708
Don't take advantage of me
613
00:46:16,253 --> 00:46:21,156
What? l'm after all a teacher
l have brains
614
00:46:21,358 --> 00:46:22,552
Brains without sexual desire?
615
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:23,991
Yes, but not for you
616
00:46:27,398 --> 00:46:28,558
Why are you acting this way then?
617
00:46:29,066 --> 00:46:30,055
What?
618
00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:31,862
You're reacting
619
00:46:32,603 --> 00:46:34,264
What recation?
620
00:46:34,872 --> 00:46:36,499
The reaction to crushing a female
621
00:46:37,241 --> 00:46:38,936
How does a man react to that?
622
00:46:39,610 --> 00:46:40,702
You're hard
623
00:46:41,145 --> 00:46:43,170
Me hard? Me hard?
624
00:46:43,914 --> 00:46:46,644
Don't deny, such a big thing over me
625
00:46:47,251 --> 00:46:51,449
Big? You must be kidding
Few girls ever praise me for that
626
00:46:52,356 --> 00:46:54,756
Enough, now the navel, now the chest?
627
00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:57,259
Already up to the chest?
628
00:46:58,195 --> 00:47:00,823
Bad, what if l can't get it back?
629
00:47:01,966 --> 00:47:03,297
Up to the neck
630
00:47:04,735 --> 00:47:05,827
Up to the neck?
631
00:47:06,604 --> 00:47:08,435
Really gigantic, let me have a look
632
00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:11,271
Much smaller than l imagined
633
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,650
A rat, help me!
634
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,044
How can l, a corpse, help you?
635
00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,215
Don't
636
00:47:28,759 --> 00:47:29,919
Help!
637
00:47:29,994 --> 00:47:31,484
l'm a corpse. How can l help you?
638
00:47:34,265 --> 00:47:35,994
How horrible, how painful
639
00:47:37,134 --> 00:47:40,001
Not so loud, or they'll discover us
640
00:47:41,672 --> 00:47:47,542
Just releax
Don't take it for rat
641
00:47:47,745 --> 00:47:48,973
Take it for your sweetheart
642
00:47:49,413 --> 00:47:55,318
caressing and Kissing in romantic mood
643
00:47:56,086 --> 00:47:58,020
My sweetheart seldom kisses my ass
644
00:47:58,556 --> 00:48:00,456
She nor my hair
645
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:03,627
Are you all right now?
646
00:48:04,528 --> 00:48:06,723
Yes. lt'll go away once it's had enough
647
00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:10,030
lt's just like a second birth
648
00:48:11,902 --> 00:48:17,169
You're lucky, you've only one lover
Me, l have one pair
649
00:48:17,241 --> 00:48:20,005
No, there are three of them
650
00:48:20,444 --> 00:48:25,780
Well, if one comes after another
it could become one big happy family
651
00:48:26,684 --> 00:48:30,017
Right, your mother-in-law and
relatives are here to see you
652
00:48:39,196 --> 00:48:40,561
My mother-in-law is not here with me
653
00:48:40,631 --> 00:48:42,861
They've all come to my place
654
00:48:45,369 --> 00:48:49,396
Right, yours is big and airy
Take good care of them
655
00:48:50,307 --> 00:48:52,400
There are over a dozen of them
656
00:48:52,476 --> 00:48:54,000
Take it that you're wearing a fur then
657
00:48:54,645 --> 00:48:58,809
You'd better put it on yourself
658
00:48:58,882 --> 00:49:01,680
l'm taking it for a carpet
659
00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:12,021
Well, that thing has left
660
00:49:12,096 --> 00:49:14,997
There's still one inside me
One? Where?
661
00:49:15,099 --> 00:49:16,760
Help me, it's down below
662
00:49:17,334 --> 00:49:18,858
Lower, lower
663
00:49:19,236 --> 00:49:20,225
Enough
664
00:49:20,571 --> 00:49:21,902
Making love with her with dresses on
665
00:49:22,506 --> 00:49:24,030
l was catching a rat for her
666
00:49:24,408 --> 00:49:26,308
Don't take me for a nut. Where's the rat?
667
00:49:26,577 --> 00:49:27,908
There's one inside your pants. Have a look
668
00:49:28,279 --> 00:49:29,246
lnside my pants?
669
00:49:35,419 --> 00:49:37,182
Oh, l'm late!
670
00:49:37,921 --> 00:49:41,413
Uncle Yang's two grandchildren Fen and Chang
Where's Uncle Yang?
671
00:49:41,892 --> 00:49:43,291
Uncle Yang
672
00:49:47,264 --> 00:49:48,253
A recorder
673
00:49:48,599 --> 00:49:50,931
Master, come out
Yes?
674
00:49:51,535 --> 00:49:53,196
l've found a recorder. Have a look
675
00:49:55,005 --> 00:49:58,600
There's trouble at that privat property. The
corpse of Shih Huang Ti has broken out
676
00:49:59,343 --> 00:50:03,609
l'm taping this, hoping for help
677
00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:08,016
They're wicked. They not only
cut off the telephone line
678
00:50:08,085 --> 00:50:12,146
but sunk the boat by cutting off the rope
So we couldn't get out of Hong Kong
679
00:50:12,823 --> 00:50:14,586
Luckily Master came up
with the idea of a raft
680
00:50:16,794 --> 00:50:21,026
Balsy, you look dead?
681
00:50:24,635 --> 00:50:26,762
You hav eballs to play
as long as you're alive
682
00:50:27,071 --> 00:50:30,973
lt's not that easy
You think it's easy to find superballs?
683
00:50:31,675 --> 00:50:32,642
l was away for the toilet and returned
684
00:50:32,710 --> 00:50:37,170
to see that creature had
torn off her breasts
685
00:50:40,184 --> 00:50:45,679
Balls, when can l find another one like you?
686
00:50:50,494 --> 00:50:52,325
What happened to you?
l was bitten by a snake
687
00:50:52,363 --> 00:50:54,797
A cobra? lt's poisonous
Let me suck it for you
688
00:50:58,702 --> 00:51:01,603
Good personality comes first;
never mind the nationality
689
00:51:02,206 --> 00:51:05,334
Once we get the magic sword, we can
wipe out the corpse of Shih Huang Ti
690
00:51:06,677 --> 00:51:08,144
Okay, the poison's gone
691
00:51:08,879 --> 00:51:11,871
l'm deeply grateful to you, Charcoal Head
692
00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:13,876
Charocal Head?
693
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,209
l must have sucked the snake poison
694
00:51:17,287 --> 00:51:17,946
am l dying?
695
00:51:18,122 --> 00:51:20,090
Don't worry. Last time you
took the snake gall herbs
696
00:51:20,557 --> 00:51:23,082
it couldn't neutralized
the poison. Keep calm
697
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,827
l may change color again
if l take something wrong
698
00:51:24,895 --> 00:51:27,363
That makes life more colorful
699
00:51:27,898 --> 00:51:29,422
You come here for a while
Master
700
00:51:32,136 --> 00:51:33,831
stand still and listen
701
00:51:35,439 --> 00:51:36,633
l know how to wipe out the
corpse of Shin Huang Ti
702
00:51:37,374 --> 00:51:39,899
l'll stay to cope with him.
You may leve if you prefer.
703
00:51:40,177 --> 00:51:42,111
Chun, l'll stay to keep you company
704
00:51:43,647 --> 00:51:44,773
Chen Lung-shih, what about you?
705
00:51:45,249 --> 00:51:47,581
Yes, sir
l'm also a Royal HK policeman, l'll stay
706
00:51:52,790 --> 00:51:53,984
What about you, 3301?
707
00:51:54,758 --> 00:51:57,056
l'll get justie for the balls
708
00:52:01,398 --> 00:52:06,131
l'm sorry, l'm dirty, cheap
shameless and incapable
709
00:52:06,737 --> 00:52:08,398
Sorry
710
00:52:08,472 --> 00:52:10,804
l'll send for the armed forces
upon my return to HK
711
00:52:11,141 --> 00:52:14,736
lf it doesn't work, the 27th Army may be
Long live freedom
712
00:52:14,845 --> 00:52:16,745
Long live freedom
713
00:52:17,281 --> 00:52:19,943
Chien said this is the
corpse of Shih Huang Ti
714
00:52:20,451 --> 00:52:23,045
He's helped by the sun and
moon and is indestructible
715
00:52:23,487 --> 00:52:25,751
A mahogany sword or a spell
can't overpower him
716
00:52:26,256 --> 00:52:31,660
Get the magic sword and 3 coins
and you can kill him by nullifying his power
717
00:52:31,728 --> 00:52:32,888
Then he'll never reincarnate
718
00:52:33,964 --> 00:52:35,898
Why do we need the coins, sir?
719
00:52:35,966 --> 00:52:37,365
The coins will break his spirit
720
00:52:37,434 --> 00:52:41,097
Only by putting them into his mouth
can the sword be effective. Understand?
721
00:52:41,572 --> 00:52:43,699
Yes
Wait for me
722
00:52:44,641 --> 00:52:46,438
Why are you coming back?
Wait for me
723
00:52:47,611 --> 00:52:51,138
Wonder who made that raft?
lt broke when hit by waves
724
00:52:51,748 --> 00:52:53,613
Luckily l swam ashore in time
725
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,782
What are your plans?
726
00:52:58,856 --> 00:53:02,053
Plans?
To marry your mammy to be your daddy
727
00:53:02,159 --> 00:53:05,322
and have a son to be your halfbrother
Go now, brat.
728
00:53:06,864 --> 00:53:08,456
Would you marry my mammy?
Yes
729
00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:12,231
Long live freedom
730
00:53:18,475 --> 00:53:22,002
l thought you returned to get your gun
Why have you brought a hoe? To dig potatoes?
731
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:24,138
Just for emergency needs, understand?
732
00:53:26,216 --> 00:53:27,012
What are you doing?
733
00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:29,414
What have l done? You look so silly
734
00:53:30,287 --> 00:53:32,585
How come? lncredible
735
00:53:33,690 --> 00:53:35,021
Hear any strange sounds?
736
00:53:35,225 --> 00:53:36,249
What? What sounds?
737
00:53:36,693 --> 00:53:39,127
l was breaking wind. Luckily
you didn't hear it
738
00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,632
ls Chien reliable, sir?
739
00:53:44,701 --> 00:53:49,729
We have no other choice
We're finished if we can't get the sword
740
00:53:49,773 --> 00:53:50,762
Go down
741
00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:57,602
How clumsy you are
742
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:06,015
Must be very deep, sir
ls it?
743
00:54:06,790 --> 00:54:07,779
How deep?
744
00:54:14,398 --> 00:54:18,357
We can make proper plans
if we know how deep it is
745
00:54:18,669 --> 00:54:19,931
You go down then
746
00:54:20,737 --> 00:54:21,726
Master
747
00:54:21,872 --> 00:54:23,897
What do you say?
At least three cushions
748
00:54:24,474 --> 00:54:25,998
Three cushions? You go down then
749
00:54:26,977 --> 00:54:29,207
There are now 4 cushions,
Chiu, let's go down
750
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:38,009
What's this?
751
00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:40,746
Are you all right?
Yes
752
00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,290
Very high
lt would be fatal to fall
753
00:54:50,701 --> 00:54:53,226
Lots of snakes!
Really lots of snakes!
754
00:54:55,272 --> 00:54:58,673
Sir
755
00:55:00,077 --> 00:55:01,066
Watch out!
756
00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:03,671
Keep calm. l'm all right
757
00:55:10,187 --> 00:55:11,176
Are you all right, master?
758
00:55:30,207 --> 00:55:31,936
Crazy
Not me, him
759
00:55:33,343 --> 00:55:35,607
What's wrong?
Just now he...
760
00:55:36,747 --> 00:55:38,339
Stop making fun
You crazy!
761
00:55:39,149 --> 00:55:42,380
Again
You dropped the coins, bungling fool
762
00:55:52,262 --> 00:55:53,456
Could it be the effect of the snake poison?
763
00:56:04,374 --> 00:56:06,638
Here it is, it's booby-trapped
764
00:56:08,445 --> 00:56:10,640
Chen, see if there's a
hidden triangular switch
765
00:56:10,714 --> 00:56:12,375
springing out from the side
Yes, sir
766
00:56:17,921 --> 00:56:20,014
Yes, sir! There's a hidden switch
767
00:56:20,123 --> 00:56:24,253
Just as Chien told us
Chen, you must push it, not pull it
768
00:56:24,394 --> 00:56:25,486
Yes, sir
769
00:56:25,762 --> 00:56:27,662
Don't ever pull back
Yes, sir
770
00:56:32,135 --> 00:56:34,330
What happened?
l don't know
771
00:56:40,477 --> 00:56:42,604
The wall's moving towards us
772
00:56:44,514 --> 00:56:45,503
What now?
773
00:56:52,456 --> 00:56:53,787
Jump over, quickly
774
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,157
Help!
775
00:57:09,873 --> 00:57:10,862
Excuse me
776
00:57:15,746 --> 00:57:16,735
l'm coming again
777
00:57:20,817 --> 00:57:21,806
How horrible!
778
00:57:26,590 --> 00:57:27,750
Let's jump together
779
00:58:02,893 --> 00:58:04,417
Chiu, give me your hand quickly
780
00:58:04,494 --> 00:58:06,223
You go, never mind me
781
00:58:06,630 --> 00:58:08,621
A boulder is coming down from above
782
00:58:15,138 --> 00:58:16,696
Behind us are two holes
783
00:58:17,374 --> 00:58:18,363
Chiu
784
00:58:20,243 --> 00:58:21,972
The last chance, go now
785
00:58:22,312 --> 00:58:23,711
Finished
786
00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:49,199
Don't look down if you're afraid
787
00:58:53,343 --> 00:58:54,867
Luckily l was pulling at your belt
788
00:58:55,212 --> 00:58:57,612
lt is not the belt
789
00:59:06,957 --> 00:59:07,821
All right
790
00:59:10,627 --> 00:59:11,616
Fixed
791
00:59:12,662 --> 00:59:16,154
Use my hed and it works
At worst l'll sacrifice my legs
792
00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:22,067
Ai Lang-his is coming soon
793
00:59:34,718 --> 00:59:35,685
Why's that rock being pulled out?
794
00:59:51,735 --> 00:59:52,724
lt's coming out again?
795
01:00:09,753 --> 01:00:10,742
Chen Lung-shih
796
01:00:11,554 --> 01:00:12,543
Watch out
797
01:00:14,324 --> 01:00:16,758
Keep an eye on him. Hit
him if anything happens
798
01:00:18,094 --> 01:00:20,255
We'll do it, sir, don't worry
799
01:00:21,765 --> 01:00:23,562
Quiet, or l'll sock you
800
01:00:26,069 --> 01:00:28,094
Gas, and it makes sounds
Well, beat him
801
01:00:35,045 --> 01:00:39,004
According to Chien l-mao, there's
in the water cave a key to the treasure
802
01:00:39,182 --> 01:00:41,377
lt's inside a tunnel
803
01:00:41,451 --> 01:00:45,080
Only they key, opens door
to the treasure room
804
01:00:48,925 --> 01:00:53,555
Why didn't you bring the scubba outfit?
You're trying to get me fixed!
805
01:00:53,863 --> 01:00:55,387
l've brought them
806
01:00:57,667 --> 01:00:59,464
l have a few goggies. Do you want them?
807
01:00:59,669 --> 01:01:01,762
They're better than none
Give me one, master
808
01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:07,367
Master, let's match up in water frolics
809
01:01:09,279 --> 01:01:10,940
To frolic in water with her?
810
01:01:11,581 --> 01:01:12,570
You go down first
811
01:01:12,615 --> 01:01:15,550
Me first?
l can see he can't swim
812
01:01:16,486 --> 01:01:18,613
Master, can't you swim?
813
01:01:18,822 --> 01:01:19,811
No
814
01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:23,484
Don't worry, l'll show
you how to hold breath
815
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,322
Look
816
01:01:26,329 --> 01:01:27,318
Sister
817
01:01:28,098 --> 01:01:31,226
Such a burly man can't swim, what a shame
818
01:01:34,070 --> 01:01:36,470
l'd kill myself in shame if l were you
Nonsense
819
01:04:49,899 --> 01:04:51,867
Oh, sister's still below
820
01:04:52,569 --> 01:04:53,661
l can't leave her behind
821
01:06:12,882 --> 01:06:16,613
There seems to be a tunnel over there
Let's go and have a look
822
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:38,598
Should be there
823
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:43,200
The keyhole is here
824
01:06:47,016 --> 01:06:49,143
Why doesn't it move?
There's no reaction
825
01:07:06,002 --> 01:07:07,697
This time we're going to be rich
826
01:07:11,974 --> 01:07:12,963
We're rich
827
01:07:34,664 --> 01:07:35,926
The coins?
828
01:07:36,532 --> 01:07:37,829
The magic sword
829
01:07:47,276 --> 01:07:48,265
You're breaking wind again?
830
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:50,605
No, not me this time
831
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,541
You then?
Yes
832
01:07:52,815 --> 01:07:54,373
He speaks. He must be beaten
833
01:07:54,884 --> 01:07:55,873
What's wrong?
834
01:07:57,887 --> 01:07:59,616
l told you not to be greedy
835
01:07:59,689 --> 01:08:02,453
Now you hit the trap and
it's collapsing. Run now
836
01:08:02,759 --> 01:08:03,953
Are we forsaking the gold then?
837
01:08:04,026 --> 01:08:06,551
You can't live to own it. Run
838
01:08:14,871 --> 01:08:15,895
Come on up
839
01:08:17,006 --> 01:08:19,873
Oh, even the gold ingot has dropped
Forget it
840
01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:21,031
Hurry up
841
01:08:24,113 --> 01:08:25,102
Go over
842
01:08:27,216 --> 01:08:28,376
Come over
Watch up
843
01:08:28,985 --> 01:08:30,509
Come over
844
01:08:30,853 --> 01:08:32,047
Master, l'll follow you
845
01:08:33,856 --> 01:08:34,788
Run, run quickly
846
01:08:36,058 --> 01:08:37,320
Nothing can baffle me...
847
01:08:42,231 --> 01:08:43,323
Where's that thing now?
848
01:08:43,566 --> 01:08:47,058
Could he have got the news
of our having got the sword?
849
01:08:49,405 --> 01:08:52,806
Good, the love-hate relationship's over now
850
01:08:53,009 --> 01:08:56,137
Let's get back to HK and some women
851
01:08:56,212 --> 01:08:57,144
That's too bad for the balls
852
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,949
But you can preserve your life
So long as you have hands, you can get them
853
01:09:04,153 --> 01:09:07,020
You want to know if he's there? Easy
How?
854
01:09:07,757 --> 01:09:09,748
He's already left. No point in finding him
855
01:09:09,826 --> 01:09:12,021
Keep away? How's it?
856
01:09:12,562 --> 01:09:15,360
Just now we sneaked into the village
and he couldn't possibly know we're here
857
01:09:15,431 --> 01:09:17,831
But if we shout, he'll appear for sure
858
01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:19,089
Right
859
01:09:19,235 --> 01:09:20,566
Don't!
860
01:09:29,645 --> 01:09:30,634
How horrible
861
01:09:32,114 --> 01:09:33,103
Ass ghost?
862
01:09:43,526 --> 01:09:47,895
Chop him
Another one has fled. Follow him
863
01:09:57,139 --> 01:09:59,539
l am stronger than him
864
01:10:35,545 --> 01:10:38,207
This will get your life
865
01:11:10,546 --> 01:11:11,535
He can't fly now
866
01:11:28,798 --> 01:11:31,596
l'm invincible in the whole world
867
01:11:32,301 --> 01:11:33,632
That monster's got berserk
after taking that coin
868
01:11:33,736 --> 01:11:37,365
What then? We still have to put two more in
How can we get close to it?
869
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:37,735
The sword is with him
870
01:11:38,374 --> 01:11:43,243
Listen, scholars meddling
in politics and gatherings
871
01:11:43,446 --> 01:11:45,107
Shall all be buried alive
872
01:11:45,247 --> 01:11:48,011
Try to repeat history
by stabbing the emperor
873
01:11:48,117 --> 01:11:51,109
Let's get close to him to get back the sword
874
01:11:51,387 --> 01:11:52,649
You really are smart, sir
875
01:11:58,394 --> 01:12:01,056
How come there's a sheet
of red clouds from afar
876
01:12:03,299 --> 01:12:06,860
Must be the burned down Wupang Palace
877
01:12:06,936 --> 01:12:08,733
Long, long live Your Majesty
878
01:12:35,564 --> 01:12:37,122
Greetings to Your Majesty
879
01:12:40,636 --> 01:12:43,002
Hsu Fu saluting Your Majesty
880
01:12:43,172 --> 01:12:47,404
Hsu Fu? What's Hsu Foo to you?
Godbrother
881
01:12:47,810 --> 01:12:49,402
lsn't he younger than and under you?
882
01:12:49,478 --> 01:12:51,412
Yes
883
01:12:53,049 --> 01:12:54,983
Bush, King of the Tartars,
saluting Your Majesty
884
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:57,776
This is the elixir l brought from the East
885
01:12:59,255 --> 01:13:00,722
lt suits me perfectly
886
01:13:01,991 --> 01:13:05,256
Prince Tan orders me to
offer his kingdom to you
887
01:13:06,128 --> 01:13:09,962
l've already taken it. What
more territory have you got?
888
01:13:12,401 --> 01:13:14,130
Prine Tan forgot these
889
01:13:14,837 --> 01:13:17,965
Kowloon, Hong Kong, Sai Yeung
Choy Street, Argyle Street
890
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:20,672
What's this?
The Financial Center
891
01:13:21,277 --> 01:13:24,075
l don't understand what you mean
but l'll take anything good
892
01:13:24,346 --> 01:13:25,176
Yes, Your Majesty
893
01:13:26,148 --> 01:13:32,417
l stare, holding a lute alone
894
01:13:32,555 --> 01:13:36,685
l, Hung Hsien-nu...
no, Wang Chao-chun, saluting Your Majesty
895
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,289
Didn't you marry into the tartars?
896
01:13:40,396 --> 01:13:43,194
Sire, just make believe l'm remarried
897
01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:46,794
l, Chao Fei-yen, saluting Your Majesty
898
01:13:48,571 --> 01:13:49,538
And you?
899
01:13:49,572 --> 01:13:51,472
l, Yang Yu-huan
900
01:13:51,774 --> 01:13:53,241
A royal concubine taking a bath?
901
01:13:54,443 --> 01:13:56,240
Precisely, what a shame
902
01:14:10,092 --> 01:14:13,584
Sire, this is the best place in the world
Ethiopia?
903
01:14:13,662 --> 01:14:16,597
Yes, the people are well fed and clothed
And this suits men best
904
01:14:16,766 --> 01:14:19,860
Li Chih?
No, Chile
905
01:14:20,002 --> 01:14:21,026
What good is Chile?
906
01:14:21,937 --> 01:14:23,199
Anything wrong with you?
907
01:14:27,309 --> 01:14:29,539
Well, bite with your teeth, stupid
908
01:14:29,612 --> 01:14:31,876
Don't put anything into your mouth
This one is it
909
01:14:32,181 --> 01:14:34,411
So big? You think my teeth are steel?
910
01:14:34,483 --> 01:14:35,415
Come on, bite
911
01:14:39,822 --> 01:14:40,754
Come here
912
01:14:40,890 --> 01:14:41,754
Go now
913
01:14:42,491 --> 01:14:43,480
Let it burn for a long time
914
01:14:44,093 --> 01:14:45,617
l'll give you a chance
to sit beside the throne
915
01:14:46,395 --> 01:14:47,191
She's the most beautiful
916
01:14:47,263 --> 01:14:50,027
Yes, Your Majesty, she's the most beautiful
917
01:14:50,432 --> 01:14:51,421
She's the most beautiful
918
01:14:54,303 --> 01:14:57,272
Sire
Cheers
919
01:14:57,473 --> 01:14:59,532
Drink
Bring wine
920
01:14:59,842 --> 01:15:02,811
Cheers
Drink, Your Majesty
921
01:15:03,445 --> 01:15:05,572
Good, but you must kiss me first
922
01:15:05,648 --> 01:15:08,947
Kiss you?
Very well, you drink first
923
01:15:09,118 --> 01:15:10,517
Drink, drink now. Come on
924
01:15:11,153 --> 01:15:14,316
Drink it now, sire, then she'll kiss you
925
01:15:15,491 --> 01:15:16,458
Your buttock's emitting smoke
926
01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:17,848
Lend it to me to put out the fire
927
01:15:18,327 --> 01:15:20,989
Sire, what's there to see? Have a kiss first
Kiss, kiss
928
01:15:21,096 --> 01:15:22,085
Don't
929
01:15:22,798 --> 01:15:23,787
Hurry up
930
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,592
Kiss him. Many yearned for it in vain
931
01:15:27,870 --> 01:15:29,394
You go and kiss him then
932
01:15:29,471 --> 01:15:30,460
Me?
933
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,066
You've your wish fulfilled
934
01:15:38,681 --> 01:15:40,615
Please continue for the good of all
935
01:15:51,126 --> 01:15:51,820
l give up
936
01:15:51,894 --> 01:15:53,521
Don't give up; it could be fatal
937
01:15:53,929 --> 01:15:56,693
Sire, give up, as they've said so
938
01:16:01,904 --> 01:16:02,893
Don't you like it?
939
01:16:03,973 --> 01:16:05,838
My first kiss, be brave
940
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,150
Come quickly and insert the last coin
941
01:16:26,862 --> 01:16:28,261
Feel my chest? l'll feel you
942
01:16:41,210 --> 01:16:43,144
None of you bastards helped me!
943
01:16:46,415 --> 01:16:48,246
Sire, the sword, chop them dead
944
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:55,153
Sire, you really are unsurpassed
l'm ready to be your slave all my life
945
01:16:55,224 --> 01:16:58,216
We're sworn brothers
946
01:16:58,394 --> 01:16:59,383
Lock him up and bring him back
947
01:17:00,296 --> 01:17:01,661
Right, lock him up
948
01:17:01,897 --> 01:17:02,886
Good, l'll count on you
949
01:17:17,413 --> 01:17:18,971
Don't be afraid. Be brave
and let's do it together
950
01:17:19,048 --> 01:17:20,037
Good
951
01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:34,923
Retract head, feet
952
01:17:36,799 --> 01:17:39,427
Well, just go on, but don't make fun of me
953
01:17:49,011 --> 01:17:50,945
He lent me this gun
lt's no concern of mine
954
01:18:08,230 --> 01:18:09,219
Sister
955
01:18:22,711 --> 01:18:23,700
Unsheathe it
956
01:18:25,581 --> 01:18:26,639
Sheathe it
957
01:19:01,016 --> 01:19:03,041
Master, how's it?
958
01:19:13,228 --> 01:19:14,217
Come on
959
01:19:15,397 --> 01:19:16,489
Why can't it be untied
after such a long time?
960
01:19:38,053 --> 01:19:39,645
So he's afraid of electricity.
Untie the red cloth quickly
961
01:19:42,091 --> 01:19:43,888
Give me your hand
l don't want it
962
01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:51,615
Seven swordsmen from Heavenly Mountains
963
01:20:53,862 --> 01:20:54,988
No, only five
964
01:20:58,534 --> 01:21:02,800
The vampire has lost his power
Stand by wit the steel wiring
965
01:21:02,938 --> 01:21:05,771
We must gain air supremacy to fight him
966
01:21:05,941 --> 01:21:08,068
Electrocute him at the first
opportunity. Understand?
967
01:21:08,343 --> 01:21:10,208
Yes, sir
Come on
968
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:45,840
Your turn. Watch out
969
01:22:03,398 --> 01:22:04,387
Electricity cable?
970
01:22:07,202 --> 01:22:08,191
Well, electrocute him
971
01:22:13,242 --> 01:22:15,403
Go down quickly to make a net
972
01:22:27,689 --> 01:22:28,678
Come on, hold it
973
01:22:45,907 --> 01:22:47,602
Master, get back the sword
974
01:23:38,026 --> 01:23:39,015
l'm in a bad way
975
01:23:42,831 --> 01:23:44,526
Don't look. Fight if you have the nerve
976
01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:47,465
Master, you'll be in trouble
if you let him go
977
01:23:49,104 --> 01:23:50,366
Let me
Don't
978
01:23:56,912 --> 01:23:57,901
What?
979
01:23:58,447 --> 01:23:59,641
The Crippled Kick?
980
01:24:00,182 --> 01:24:02,616
This is King Tree's foot
981
01:24:02,818 --> 01:24:05,753
Today next year is your death anniversary
982
01:24:06,321 --> 01:24:08,585
Stop looking. Take this kick
983
01:24:21,103 --> 01:24:23,594
Run?
984
01:24:25,741 --> 01:24:27,140
Put the coin into his mouth
985
01:24:28,276 --> 01:24:31,439
Open the mouth
Are you going to open it?
986
01:24:31,813 --> 01:24:32,973
Duck
987
01:25:27,102 --> 01:25:28,660
Wait for me
988
01:25:29,671 --> 01:25:32,606
Run before the scaffold collapses. Hurry up
989
01:25:36,077 --> 01:25:37,544
How shall l get down?
Cling to me
990
01:25:58,433 --> 01:25:59,422
What's the matter?
991
01:26:00,635 --> 01:26:03,035
My savings in the dresser are now all gone
992
01:26:03,104 --> 01:26:06,437
Forget it, life's more important than money
993
01:26:06,508 --> 01:26:12,913
Well, we've been through thick and thin
l now treat valuables as nothing
994
01:26:12,981 --> 01:26:15,711
You've never been so eloquent
Chiu, what do you say?
995
01:26:17,486 --> 01:26:24,790
Since you all think so
l'll give up this diamond of mine too
996
01:26:26,995 --> 01:26:28,587
Are you out of your mind?
997
01:26:33,301 --> 01:26:34,996
Don't be a fool
999
01:26:35,305 --> 01:27:35,711
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