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She keeps me hanging on the line,
waiting on the side...
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...every single night, same,
hanging by the phone...
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...waiting all alone.
Everybody knows her name.
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I love you, I love you, I love you!
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Jenny, slow down.
You're going to have an aneurism.
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What's a girl to do?
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In a perfect world...
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I'd be perfect, too.
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Oh my, God.
You're the coolest friend ever.
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This is the birthday of my life!
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Yeah, well, anything for a friend.
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- Hi, guys...
- Euw, make it go away.
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I figured you too would be
in these cheap seats.
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These seats are amazing.
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Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can
sweat all over me. Peace, ladies.
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Every single night...
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...same.
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She's a perfect girl.
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Jason!
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Is it just me?
Or is it hot in here?
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Don't do it.
Don't you do it!
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He did it.
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Oh my God.
This is my favorite song!
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I love you!
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You say, you learned to sleep alone.
And I say I miss the way you breathe.
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- You say...
- I'm going!
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Jenny!
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A little to the left.
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- Jason!
- Hey, watch the hands, dude.
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Faster!
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Pulling you back in. Do you see?
Something...
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You want to see again?
I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
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Take me back.
I'm the lonely boy who...
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- Ioves you...
- Don't even think about it.
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Come on now.
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Come on, do you feel something...
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...pulling you back in?
Do you see something...
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You want to see again?
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I can be the one.
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I can make it up to you.
Take me back.
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I'm a lonely boy who needs you.
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Jason, I love you.
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Thank you, Boston.
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Good morning, Beantown.
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Jason masters kicked
off his world tour...
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...with a sell-out
crowd last night.
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One lucky fan made it onstage
last night and got her own personal...
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...souvenir-the shirt off his back.
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Mom, you won't believe this.
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I was picked up by the crowd
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and I was passed hand over
hand to Jason...
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...and just as I was about to reach him,
who do I get knocked down by?
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Alexis?
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Story of my life.
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Mom? Do you realize that
I wasted all of high school...
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...just waiting for someone
to sweep me off my feet?
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And now time's run out.
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And all I've got to
show for it is a boring diploma.
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Sometimes love
just sneaks up on you.
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Four years in high school
with no boyfriend. That's sad.
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What about Ryan?
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He's my best friend.
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That'd be like kissing
my little brother.
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I need a man.
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Someone tough and rugged
and smoldering.
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Just be careful what you wish for,
honey.
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You might just get it.
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You and Ryan are
going to have an amazing time.
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Working all summer...
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...in a Caribbean resort.
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The temperature in Indonesia is 95.
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Why don't you take mom
on a real vacation?
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Like maybe a country
with indoor plumbing.
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We get to be in nature's belly.
No cars, no phone, no world wide web.
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- Just the two of us.
- Yeah...
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And nude beaches.
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I'll never get that
image out of my head.
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Don't even try, sweetheart.
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Oh! Oh! I've cut myself.
Oh, that's bad.
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Here, dad.
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Oh, I'm feeling week.
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I might pass out.
If I don't make it, remember...
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...that I love you both.
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I want you to donate my organs
to the people who...
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Oh! That's much better.
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That's good, because I couldn't
decide for a minute...
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...who I wanted to donate my organs to.
I probably should keep them.
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Well, you're gonna make
one hell of a doctor.
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You haven't seen the bill yet.
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I'm gonna miss you, baby.
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Have we got the coolest
daughter or what?
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Word, darling.
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You guys are weird.
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- Hello.
- Ryan.
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Hey!
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- Are you ready?
- I was born ready.
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Oh, you're going to miss my home
cooking at St. Lucha this summer.
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Sir, I, uh...
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I hope that you're going to be
okay with the situation...
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- in St. Lucia this summer.
- Situation?
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Yeah, living situation
with Jenny and me.
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Oh, you mean the two
of you being roomies.
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Ryan, you're the last guy
in the world I'm worried about.
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The last guy.
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I'm more worried about that
rat-faced kid, Lenny.
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The guy with the lazy eye
and the boils on his chin.
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But I'll be serious with you.
I am down with it. It is tight, man.
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Totally cool.
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You have a kick-ass time.
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Now give me five.
And up high.
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Motown bounce, slip and slide,
back side and keep on trucking my man.
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Welcome to
Sun Village Beach Resort.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, hey.
- Not bad.
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Pretty rad, huh?
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This is so cool.
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Oh my God, I'm sorry.
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- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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I didn't know the hotel
took food stamps.
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Huh?
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We're here on the school's
summer job program.
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You found out that this was
Jason's favorite resort, didn't you?
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Who doesn't know?
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Well, if he shows up,
stay out of my way.
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He's mine.
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Up your meds, Alexis.
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Whatever, just stay out of my way.
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Have you been pumping up, Ryan?
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I bought a Bowflex.
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What?
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This will be your home
for the next three months.
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This is the finest resort
in the Caribbean.
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Now, I expect you...
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...to protect the reputation
of the Sun Village Beach resort...
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...at Beach with
your lives if necessary.
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Did I make a joke?
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You laugh.
I didn't make a joke.
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No, I just remembered a joke.
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That I told him on the plane.
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Two priests
and a rabbi in a boat...
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There'll be no drinking
and no drugs.
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There'll be no canoodling
with guests and no hanky-panky.
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This is the wall of together.
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- We're not together.
- Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky.
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I want no trouble.
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Comprende?
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Comprende.
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Your assignments are on the board.
You will be a lifeguard.
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And you will work as a floater.
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A floater?
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You will float
from one task to the next.
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You will fill in where needed.
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These are your employee handbooks.
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I expect you to study it,
know it, live it.
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Comprende
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Yes, Mr. Hernandez.
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I mean, comprende.
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- Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am.
- Thanks.
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Here you go, Ryan.
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Hey, I'm digging this
older woman thing.
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See some guys wouldn't
even roll like that.
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My deal is if she's sliding
a Rolex my way...
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I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch
you got, cause I don't care man.
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Oh-la, oh-la, man,
check the chunky on that monkey.
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Hey, that hit
about twenty to three.
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Watch and learn, Holmes.
Watch and learn.
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Hey, hey, girl you fine.
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I'll bet under that you ain't
wearing nothing but a G-string.
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Nothing.
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I ain't mad at you.
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That's all right,
cause you're still fine, still fine.
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Smooth, Chase.
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Hey, man, you can't fault
a fellow for trying.
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- That's all, I'm saying.
- Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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I'll go call in the code.
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Yea. Do that.
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Hey, baby, did I rock your world?
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Never mind.
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- Mommy!
- Yeah, you better run.
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Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly
prohibits the killing of guests.
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Well, I didn't get the memo.
The little deviant copped a feel.
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- Above or below the equator?
- Above. And I got tongued too.
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My mouth tastes
like Captain Crunch.
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You don't have much
impulse control do you?
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What's that?
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Thought so.
So. What are you doing tonight?
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Gargling Clorox.
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- I touched her boobie.
- Then killing myself.
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Okay, but before that?
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I don't know. Why?
You want to hang out?
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Um... well... yeah,
I mean, if... if you want to.
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Ryan, please assert yourself.
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Okay, well, if you want to,
and only if you want to.
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We could do something,
but only if you want to...
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...because I want what you want.
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- All right, well, that's a start.
- Yo, yo, yo!
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Cannonball!
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Hey, hey, could I get
some help over here?
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Coming!
Let me see. Okay.
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You'll live. Unfortunately.
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And that's what you get
for touching boobies.
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Dog. You been holding out on me.
Who was that?
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Jenny Taylor.
She's too young for you.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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- It's not fair.
- What?
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Look at them.
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Closest thing I ever had to a date
was a fat kid with breasts.
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Guys ask you out.
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Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan.
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You want the right guy
to ask you out.
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I'm okay, right?
Nothing's wrong with me?
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You're perfect.
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Thanks. You're the only
one who seems to think so.
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- Jenny?
- Yeah?
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What?
Is there something on my face?
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No, no, it's just, uh...
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Weird.
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Yeah, I could get used to this.
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Water looks so great.
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- You wanna race?
- Let's do it!
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- Oh, come on, is that all you got?
- Hey!
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Hey, check out that swim suit.
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Who's the grossest
person we know?
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- Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter.
- Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter.
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In the third grade...
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...he used to stick his finger up
his nose and wiggle his eyes.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, well, we've got a winner.
- You had a crush on him.
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With the eye-wiggler?
Uh, huh, you bet.
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I have to go.
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Where?
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Shopping.
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Want me to come?
I thought maybe I'd...
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For bras.
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We're not doing that kind
of press anymore.
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Get to cover it.
That hillbilly will do anything.
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Excuse me.
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Welcome back to the Sun Village
Beach Resort, Mr. Masters.
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You look amazing.
As always.
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You are our favorite guest.
I believe this is your fifteenth visit.
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Yeah, yeah,
we've heard it all before.
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We hope your stay will be...
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...a restful one and all that crap.
Save it for someone who cares, love.
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Presidential Suite.
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Hello, Jenny.
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Hello.
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00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:46,170
The great thing about being chief
lifeguard is I can see the future.
253
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,350
Really, what's in mine?
254
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,010
You're taking
my shift tomorrow morning.
255
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,910
What? When do you work?
256
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,530
- When I want to.
- Alexis.
257
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,410
That's immediate
supervisor Alexis.
258
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,270
How's the new boss?
259
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,210
Cruella. What's the penalty
for second degree murder?
260
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,290
Well, now that you've told me,
it's first degree.
261
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,890
Oh right. So what's up?
262
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,430
Promise you won't make a scene.
263
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:11,770
Please.
264
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,960
As we speak,
Jason Masters is checking in.
265
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,450
Jason's here?
He's here?!
266
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,470
Yeah, he's here on a lay over.
267
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,310
My God! He's here! Right now!
Jason Masters is here!
268
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,650
Don't tell Alexis.
269
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,980
We R&R here and I'll get you your
teeth whitened after lunch, okay love?
270
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,710
- I need him for five minutes.
- No!
271
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,950
Okay, don't trust me.
All right I am...
272
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,810
All right, I am cranking,
I am cranking...
273
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,280
People magazine. U.S. National.
274
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,330
What?
275
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,770
- Todd!
- What, no, I said rescue.
276
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,840
Because Jason is leaving,
that's why.
277
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,670
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Oh my God.
278
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,160
- Are you sure?
- Never better.
279
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,300
- What's your name?
- Jenny.
280
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,540
My first crush was named Jenny.
281
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,810
I'll show you to your villa.
282
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,700
Be careful, beautiful.
283
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,960
He's a god.
284
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,510
Short god.
285
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:48,060
I have personally made sure that
everything is the way you like it.
286
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,300
You mean without you here.
287
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,570
Oh, God.
288
00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,150
Yo, Jason,
which one of us is hotter?
289
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,960
You're a sunset; you're a rainbow.
How can I choose between that?
290
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,730
Don't push me.
Don't push me!
291
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,730
Deason sent this over.
Isn't it fierce?
292
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,100
It's like, c'mere,
but go away.
293
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,920
I'm a big strong man.
Hold me. Sexy, but not yet.
294
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,860
Belinda, just call for the
Lear jet for six hours.
295
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,070
Do that later.
296
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,130
Hey, she's not a
Don't hurt her, okay?
297
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,210
Thank you.
298
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,430
- Cheers
- Hello?
299
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,640
Bonjour
300
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,130
Beats me.
301
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,790
I think Jason and I had a connection.
302
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,640
- Not this again.
- I don't believe in coincidences.
303
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,040
Almost meeting him in the
concert at Boston...
304
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,060
...and then meeting him in the lobby.
What are the odds?
305
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,260
A rock star staying at a resort.
It is shocking, I tell you.
306
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,110
Stop it. I think if he met me,
I might have a chance.
307
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,000
And when you have an opportunity,
you take it.
308
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,500
- You're acting like a little kid.
- Are you calling me immature?
309
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,630
Shoe. Foot. Fits.
Yeah. I am.
310
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:03,120
Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead
thinking that I might have had a shot.
311
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,110
Do you even think
when you're dead?
312
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,310
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life wondering "what if?"
313
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,200
- Well, you better move fast.
- What?
314
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,260
He's leaving tomorrow.
315
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,400
I told you.
He's only here on a lay over.
316
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,570
He's got a concert in D.C.
317
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:15,860
That only leaves tonight.
318
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,420
Tonight, he's going
on the Sunset Pirate Cruise.
319
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,090
So, forget it.
320
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,110
Pirate cruise.
321
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,310
All right, Jason,
what lucky girl or girls tonight?
322
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,620
Find out if
she has anything contagious.
323
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:44,040
Hello, darling, tell me.
Have you spent any time in Haiti?
324
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,200
Never been there.
325
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,120
Two words for you.
326
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,050
Myocardial infarction.
Stop eating.
327
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,160
We're headed
for a tropical depression.
328
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,350
- Plot a new heading.
- Yes, sir.
329
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,550
Jason.
330
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,350
Deviled egg?
331
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,720
Are you okay?
332
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,930
I see you had the
Caribbean stew for dinner.
333
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:41,650
How's that?
334
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:43,660
Perfect.
335
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,040
Man overboard!
Man overboard!
336
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,790
Help!
337
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,870
Grab the raft! Quick!
338
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:19,730
Help! Help! Help!
339
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,870
Come here!
340
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,080
Help!
341
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,660
- What happened?
- You fell overboard.
342
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,270
It's bad.
343
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,180
I don't see him.
Where is he?
344
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,490
I don't see him, either.
345
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,340
He might not be too far.
He might be right down here.
346
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,550
- Mr. Masters is not on board.
- What?
347
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,020
We're missing a life raft too.
348
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,410
Don't muck about.
Go and find him.
349
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,050
In this weather,
with 150 mile an hour wind.
350
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,590
No, we call the Coast Guard.
351
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,250
But...
352
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:56,460
I'm toast.
353
00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,060
Jason.
354
00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:25,220
- Why'd you hit me?
- I heard an irregular heartbeat.
355
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,010
Who are you?
356
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,150
Jenny Taylor.
We met in the lobby.
357
00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,870
I fell,
you said careful beautiful.
358
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,770
Right. I don't see the boat.
Do you see the boat?
359
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:44,170
I've been meaning to ask you.
The song, Love is a Vail.
360
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,680
Is that about Avril?
361
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:46,470
What? No, no.
362
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,390
Have you seen a plane?
Anything?
363
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:52,320
I made a bet with my friend Wendy.
She swore that song was about Avril.
364
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,670
And I'm hearing from
the horse's mouth, it isn't.
365
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,620
That's worth a free dinner
at Claim Jumper.
366
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,860
Can we save the
Teen People interview for later?
367
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,190
It's so cool that we're
hanging out right now.
368
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,730
We're in a raft
in the middle of the ocean.
369
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,320
Do you see the problem?
370
00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,810
- It's amazing.
- Guess not.
371
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:12,230
Even after puking, falling overboard,
spending the night in a raft
372
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,880
...and almost dying in a storm,
you still look really good.
373
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,160
- Oh my God!
- What?
374
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,600
There's a shark out there!
375
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,670
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
376
00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,760
He's under the boat!
377
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,000
Not good! Not good!
378
00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:40,490
Yeah.
379
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,860
I knew it was a dolphin.
380
00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:55,430
Jenny, can you turn that off?
381
00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:01,060
Jenny, please.
382
00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,520
Please, just shut it off.
383
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,410
Look!
384
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,380
Paddle!
385
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,950
Is it true that you're
dating Hillary Duff?
386
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:23,590
What?
387
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,260
No.
388
00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:26,370
Good.
I don't think she's right for you.
389
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,070
Would you pick up the paddle?
390
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:46,560
- Okay.
- Scrub.
391
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,030
- Ah! My ankle!
- Are you okay?
392
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,070
Okay, hold on. Wait!
393
00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,490
Wait!
394
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,960
- Great.
- Let me see.
395
00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:03,490
That's okay. Let me see.
I know what to do.
396
00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,240
Judging from the girlish
pitch in your scream,
397
00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:08,510
you may have broken it.
398
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,390
Yet.
You remain all man to me.
399
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,980
- How am I gonna get off the beach?
- Okay, look.
400
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,140
I'll go get some help,
and you just wait here.
401
00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,250
Of course, that's silly
because you can't go anywhere.
402
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,670
You just sit tight.
Write a song.
403
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,850
Hello!
404
00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:16,930
Oh my God.
405
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:27,650
So is help coming?
406
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,790
Uh...
No. No, I don't think so.
407
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,130
Why not?
408
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,290
Well, customarily,
when you get help...
409
00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:39,450
...it requires, well,
finding another person.
410
00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:41,630
And why didn't you find anyone?
411
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,000
Two options.
412
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,590
Option number one.
Everyone else on the planet...
413
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,710
...has been killed by an alien
death ray, which isn't likely.
414
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,020
And option two?
415
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,000
The storm must have sent us
hundreds of miles away.
416
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,420
We're marooned.
417
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,160
What like the color?
418
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:07,930
- Have you seen Jenny?
- No, man, why?
419
00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:10,880
- She didn't come home last night.
- Girl going wild?
420
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,090
You weren't with her?
421
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,020
No.
422
00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:18,550
But I did see her sneaking on to the
pirate cruise in a waitress uniform.
423
00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:21,590
The music world is awaiting word
on the whereabouts of pop...
424
00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:23,160
...icon Jason Masters.
425
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,850
The triple platinum recording
artist was lost...
426
00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:27,160
...at sea last night.
427
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:30,460
There are reports that
a woman was lost with him.
428
00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:32,960
Did you actually see
Jason fall overboard?
429
00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,430
No, I believe that happened
below decks actually.
430
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,760
Sir, can you give us an update
on the search for Jason Masters?
431
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:42,050
Well, the tides are a powerful force.
We're covering a 500 mile area.
432
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,890
- With every asset available to us.
- Could they have survived?
433
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,830
If they used a life raft,
it increases their chances.
434
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,240
Can you confirm that the
missing woman is Jenny Taylor?
435
00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:53,120
The manifest says that
Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for.
436
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:53,700
We're operating under
the assumption that it is...
437
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,130
Oh, my God!
438
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:58,050
My Jason lost at sea.
This can't be happening.
439
00:27:58,820 --> 00:27:59,710
Jenny.
440
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,710
- I say we get back in the raft.
- And how do we navigate? No
441
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,790
We're gonna send up a flare
and get some help.
442
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,300
- Okay, let me do that.
- No, I got it.
443
00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:06,930
No, no, no.
444
00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:09,460
Seriously, Jason,
think of your foot. I got it.
445
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,650
Smooth.
446
00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:19,380
A factory defect?
447
00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:23,480
Well, I am writing a nasty
letter to the manufacturer.
448
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:29,310
Can you confirm
that the mystery woman is missing...
449
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,540
That's ridiculous.
No more comments.
450
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,110
Is this a cover-up for
a secret marriage?
451
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,900
You're blaming me for losing him?
Why is it my fault?
452
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:37,590
Yes, I'm the Road Manager...
453
00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:40,760
...but where does it say
I'm responsible for his well-being?
454
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,420
It's in my contract?
Where does it say that?
455
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,990
- Hello?
- You can't sack me!
456
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,270
Can you please hold?
457
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,420
Look, please.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
458
00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:52,760
Bollocks!
459
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:56,020
I've got your wife on line 1
and your girlfriend on line 2.
460
00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:01,500
- Did they both just hear that?
- Whoops. My bad.
461
00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:07,510
Hello, darling. I love you, too.
How's the dog?
462
00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:13,240
That's negative.
I'm heading west to check that area.
463
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,550
You've reached the Taylors.
Jenny's in the Caribbean.
464
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,460
Ben and Bree are in the jungles
of Indonesia, possibly naked.
465
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,220
Leave a message.
466
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,430
Okay.
We've got a Jason Masters key chain.
467
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,250
A paper clip, a room key
to the Beverly Wilshire.
468
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:40,790
A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit
from the raft, matches and a...
469
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,410
- That's it?
- Oh, and three sugar-free Certs.
470
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,100
- We're doomed.
- No, we're not.
471
00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:51,800
We're gonna live off the land,
like the castaways we are.
472
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,300
How?
473
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,600
Maybe it's a bad one.
474
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,870
What's for lunch?
475
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,060
- Jason's lost at sea.
- You don't even know Jason.
476
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,210
- I've known Jenny forever.
- Who said anything about her?
477
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,690
Do you have a
little thing for Taylor?
478
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,020
- No, it's just that...
- You do.
479
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:10,290
Is she as I thought.
You can tell me. No tongue, right?
480
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,730
I wouldn't know.
481
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,140
Are you a virgin?
482
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,400
That's a turn-on.
483
00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:30,930
I can't take it.
We're going to starve to death.
484
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:34,710
Just hold on.
You're Jason Masters for God's sake.
485
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,210
The whole world
will be looking for you.
486
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:37,940
We'll be found in no time.
487
00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:44,470
How'd you get so handy
with the medical tape?
488
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,190
I'm going
to be pre-med in the fall.
489
00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:48,680
Oh, I knew you were
a smart girl.
490
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,900
Don't tell anyone.
491
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,490
Apparently, guys don't
like girls with brains.
492
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:56,750
I have met some of the most
beautiful women in the world.
493
00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:59,850
But if they're brain dead,
I move on.
494
00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:05,010
I mean, what's the point of having
beauty if you don't have brains, huh?
495
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,830
No, my girl's gotta be smart.
496
00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:12,370
Are you all right?
You look a little flushed.
497
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,820
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm fine. Okay.
498
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:19,090
I'm gonna go.
I'll be back.
499
00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:21,100
Well, what can I do?
500
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,990
Just rest that ankle.
501
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:26,060
And... Do your hair like this.
502
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,220
Perfect.
503
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,110
Anything?
504
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,150
Nothing, sir.
505
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,110
Beating sun.
No food, no water. No chance.
506
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:55,120
Scrambled.
Fried. Poached.
507
00:33:42,610 --> 00:33:43,660
Jenny?
508
00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:50,950
Jenny!
509
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,830
How do I get back
to that beach?
510
00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,270
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
511
00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:07,240
Jason!
512
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,890
Jason, we're saved!
513
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,270
Ah, you came back!
514
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,920
You were gone so long,
I thought something happened to you.
515
00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,580
I couldn't imagine going
through this without you.
516
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,120
I need you.
517
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,110
You need me?
518
00:34:23,310 --> 00:34:24,360
Of course.
519
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,890
Don't worry,
we'll get through this together.
520
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,110
How's your ankle?
521
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,210
Oh, this Advil's a life saver.
Can't feel a thing.
522
00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:21,760
How'd you do that?
523
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,520
Oh, what? The fire?
It's a little thing called physics.
524
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,210
You create kinetic energy
between two surfaces.
525
00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,600
And voila! Fire!
526
00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,100
Where'd you learn that?
527
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,170
Girl Scouts. Oysters?
528
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:35,840
Sweet.
529
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:36,930
Where'd you get these?
530
00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:38,690
The ocean of course.
531
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,320
I'm starving.
532
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,300
Well, not with
Jenny Taylor on the case.
533
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,060
Oh, I hope you like mangoes.
534
00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:48,580
You're a lifesaver.
535
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:01,350
How can they expect me
to work with Jenny missing?
536
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,750
You still have a job to do.
Go for it.
537
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,800
In the water.
538
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:28,930
Banana.
539
00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,300
You rock.
540
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,180
I was just thinking that
your life is such a whirlwind...
541
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,000
...concerts,
shooting on location.
542
00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:04,800
How can you stand
being alone with just me?
543
00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:06,240
It's not so bad.
544
00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,990
It's actually the first time in
two years that I've been able to think.
545
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,360
What do you think about?
546
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,990
Stuff.
547
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,510
Things.
548
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,940
Other stuff. You know.
549
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,590
The whole deal.
550
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,120
So, uh, your girlfriend must
be going nuts right now.
551
00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,970
She's not, cause I'm in between.
552
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:33,690
You've gotta be kidding me.
553
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:36,100
No, it's like you said,
you know, you get so busy.
554
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,520
- What about you, though?
- What about me?
555
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,630
Your boyfriend.
He must be going out of his mind.
556
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,670
Oh, I'm not with anyone.
I'm as free as a bird.
557
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,860
Come on. I can't believe you
haven't hooked up with some one.
558
00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:53,570
I mean, A guy would be nuts
to give up a girl like you.
559
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,430
Well, if you're trying
to make me blush then...
560
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:00,990
...you've succeeded.
561
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,740
You are an amazing girl.
562
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,300
And it sucks being marooned,
but if I had to be marooned...
563
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,620
I'm glad it's with you.
564
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:18,110
Pretend that you didn't hear that.
565
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,580
You got it.
566
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,030
Good night.
567
00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:24,960
Good night.
568
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,430
Tonight on INN news.
Are we spending too much money...
569
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,840
...rescuing fat car stars.
You'll decide. Let's take it again.
570
00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:46,420
Still no word from Jason Masters
or his female companion, Jenny Taylor.
571
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,730
Was it love gone bad on the high
seas that jilted lover...
572
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:51,650
...sending him into the briny deep.
Only time will tell.
573
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:56,570
Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina
slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos.
574
00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,510
Thirsty?
575
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:01,560
Yeah.
576
00:40:07,710 --> 00:40:08,610
You look...
577
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:11,960
Are you wearing lipstick?
578
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:15,740
Oh, I found some berries that had
a great color. You like?
579
00:40:16,450 --> 00:40:17,560
Your hair.
580
00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:18,740
Genetic.
581
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,880
You are the prettiest
girl on the island.
582
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,400
Well, I'm the only
girl on the island.
583
00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,780
You're so optimistic.
I love that about you.
584
00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:29,530
Well, that's
what makes me me.
585
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:34,300
You saved my life, Jenny.
I won't forget that.
586
00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:37,210
Oh, you would've
done the same for me.
587
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,150
- What was that?
- What was what?
588
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,750
That.
589
00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,710
A tropical bird.
A, uh, twin-breasted farthing.
590
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:48,860
Are you okay?
591
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:53,050
Yes! I just remembered that
I left my gas on at the apartment.
592
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:55,570
It's gonna cost me a fortune.
Kiwi?
593
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:57,920
Thanks.
594
00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:18,130
24,000 dollars.
595
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,310
Anaconda Records has declined
to pick up this tab...
596
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,190
...because Mr. Masters
isn't residing here.
597
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,230
And you and your party...
598
00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:26,490
...have continued to get the massage,
599
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,560
the room service, the beer,
the scuba lessons.
600
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,970
I can't pay this.
601
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,160
Really?
602
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,250
Listen.
We're in a state of grieving.
603
00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:37,810
Save it for someone who cares.
604
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,460
Damn, Milo,
can you at least light a match?
605
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,150
This is inhumane.
You've got to get us back the villa.
606
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,800
My going to take the bed.
607
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,500
- I don't think so.
- Stop me!
608
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,170
Milo!
609
00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,520
Milo, are you there?
610
00:41:58,490 --> 00:41:59,470
You lost Jason Masters.
611
00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:01,780
I didn't lose him.
He bloody vanished.
612
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:02,580
Find him.
613
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:05,750
That's mine!
614
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,620
Jason Masters is still lost at sea.
615
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:13,050
He was about to come out with a line
of cologne called Masters Smell...
616
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:19,410
...which was to feature his own DNA.
Alas his DNA may be seen no more.
617
00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:24,310
Is this enough?
618
00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:27,610
- No.
- Can I have some credit please?
619
00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:28,850
Credit, no.
620
00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:29,970
No.
621
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,190
I've missed you.
622
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,450
Jenny! Oh my God!
623
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,950
- Ryan.
- You're alive! I thought you were gone!
624
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,010
- Ryan!
- Are you okay?
625
00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:26,730
- Ryan!
- What?
626
00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,280
You're hugging me.
I'm naked.
627
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,120
Oh. Sorry.
628
00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:34,390
Okay. You're looking at me
and I'm naked which isn't as bad...
629
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,940
...as your hugging me naked
but still it's really bad.
630
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:39,730
Towel! Towel! Towel!
631
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,240
I know. What's new?
632
00:43:41,690 --> 00:43:43,440
Brighton has me feeding sea
lions over at Ocean World.
633
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:44,520
Where have you been?
634
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,640
I mean do you have any idea
what I've been going through?
635
00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:48,660
Oh, you missed me?
That's sweet.
636
00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:49,970
Jenny, what happened?
637
00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:51,760
Kind of complicated.
638
00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,450
Complicated?
What does that mean?
639
00:43:54,170 --> 00:43:55,570
It's easier if I show you.
640
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:03,850
Are you out of your mind?
641
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:07,150
- It just happened.
- Isn't this kidnapping or something?
642
00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,420
No. It's only kidnapping when
you know that you've been kidnapped.
643
00:44:11,090 --> 00:44:12,300
You do know
how nuts you sound?
644
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,340
Ryan, I think he's
actually falling for me.
645
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,830
Yeah, well, there's not
a lot of competition.
646
00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,470
No, he likes that I'm smart,
647
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,720
and if this didn't happen,
we wouldn't...
648
00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:22,480
...have been able
to get to know each other.
649
00:44:22,610 --> 00:44:23,890
It's cosmic.
650
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,540
Let me know
when you get back from Jupiter.
651
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:30,600
- Ryan, I need your help.
- No, you need to get a grip.
652
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:33,590
This is exactly what I've been
talking about-impulse control.
653
00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,440
You don't understand
how wonderful he is.
654
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,840
What's so incredible about him?
655
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,530
Look, I spent all of high school
sequestered in the library...
656
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:42,420
...just wishing
that somebody would want me.
657
00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:45,130
And suddenly,
Jason Masters likes me.
658
00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:49,580
Boring, Jenny Taylor from
the suburbs of Massachusetts.
659
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,300
There's nothing wrong with being
that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny.
660
00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:55,820
- Nothing at all.
- Look, just help me, please.
661
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,090
Why can't you break into a rock
star's hotel room like normal people?
662
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,260
This isn't about chasing
a rock star.
663
00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,120
I wouldn't care if he was
a cab driver.
664
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,160
- Do you know why?
- Why?
665
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,880
Because most people never find
their soul mate and whether he's...
666
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:16,300
...famous or not, I think that we may
have something really special.
667
00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:27,080
- All right.
- Thank you.
668
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,280
Shopping?
669
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,610
Yeah, I just needed to
pick up a few things.
670
00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:44,400
For you?
671
00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,730
- Sensitive skin.
- What are you up to?
672
00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:48,460
Nothing. Just shopping.
673
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:22,860
Oh my...
674
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,670
Let go of me!
What is Jason Masters doing here?
675
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,480
- He's, well, shipwrecked.
- Shipwrecked?
676
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,140
Well, he thinks
he's shipwrecked.
677
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,520
Wait a minute.
He thinks he's stranded.
678
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:37,440
Three miles from a luxury resort.
She didn't tell him?
679
00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:39,750
It sounds a
lot worse when you say it.
680
00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:42,060
Look! You can't tell anyone, ok?
681
00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:46,410
Moi? Spill the beans?
Not a chance.
682
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:58,990
Okay, we ran out of Advil but this
banana will take that ache away.
683
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,850
Who knew that bananas
were painkillers?
684
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,610
The jungle is filled
with medicinal wonders.
685
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,600
You rock me, baby.
You rock me around the world twice.
686
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:14,060
Purgatory Love from
your Respect the Dead CD.
687
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,600
Yeah. Big hit for me.
Triple Platinum.
688
00:47:18,890 --> 00:47:19,940
Oh...
689
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:28,960
Help!
690
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,710
- Oh my God.
- Help!
691
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,110
Help me!
692
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,980
Thank God I made it.
693
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,530
I must have
been out there for days.
694
00:47:43,950 --> 00:47:46,340
Oh! You need help?
Are you okay?
695
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:51,210
Who are you?
696
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,080
My name is Alexis Merriti.
697
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,590
I was here for the
Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition.
698
00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:01,990
I was the winner,
of course.
699
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,210
Some of the girls
and I chartered a boat to celebrate.
700
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,170
...and it was this horrible storm.
I was the only one who survived.
701
00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:12,650
We were in the same storm.
702
00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:14,310
What island is this?
703
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,330
I hate to tell you this,
but we don't know.
704
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:18,370
This island's deserted.
705
00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:20,230
Are you okay?
706
00:48:21,770 --> 00:48:24,620
It's just the hunger...
707
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,300
Well, let me get you something.
708
00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:31,260
One moment!
709
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:32,890
What are you doing?
710
00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:33,540
Come on.
711
00:48:33,670 --> 00:48:35,330
Do you actually think
that you're in his league?
712
00:48:35,590 --> 00:48:38,180
Not a chance.
Right idea. Wrong girl.
713
00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:39,110
I'm taking him away.
714
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:42,090
Well, you're too late.
He's already fallen for moi.
715
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,390
Look out, Taylor.
716
00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:45,800
I teach this stuff
at the learning annex.
717
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,030
Mademoiselle.
718
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:56,290
Merci. You are a prince.
719
00:48:56,390 --> 00:48:57,600
- More?
- Oui.
720
00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:59,810
Oui? Jenny.
721
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,700
Aren't you some sort of singer?
722
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,130
I guess you could say that.
723
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,190
I love music.
724
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:14,950
I can tell.
725
00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:20,160
I'm putting you to the spa,
and here's your next assignment.
726
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,850
But I've never given
a professional massage before.
727
00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:27,170
It's easy. Just rub.
Mrs. Venable is back there.
728
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,620
Hey, good looking,
what's cooking?
729
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,480
Pardon me, for one second.
730
00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,630
Wait you back.
731
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,900
Excuse me, that lady
in there has Elephantitus.
732
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,040
No. She's from the Midwest.
733
00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:45,600
Oh, you are a sick,
evil little man.
734
00:49:45,730 --> 00:49:47,740
Si. And you're a float.
735
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,370
Go float!
736
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:55,070
Actually, I'm from the Big Apple.
I like it deep.
737
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,220
Yes, Ma'am.
738
00:49:57,350 --> 00:49:58,940
We'll work all those kinks out.
739
00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,850
Have you got a girlfriend?
740
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,220
Working on it.
741
00:50:04,550 --> 00:50:07,170
You shouldn't have to work
too hard with hands like that.
742
00:50:07,530 --> 00:50:09,860
I... oh, oh,
under my left shoulder blade.
743
00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:13,500
Very nice.
744
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,550
What's the matter?
745
00:50:24,610 --> 00:50:25,760
My watch.
746
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,700
Feels like a Rolex.
747
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,970
- Do you mind if I just...
- Go. Go ahead.
748
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,730
You are good.
You are very, very good.
749
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,750
May I give you a massage?
750
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,180
Oh, okay, that's...
751
00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:06,790
Listen, Hernandez.
752
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,050
I know I was out
of line when we first met.
753
00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:14,330
I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard
and I'm very sorry.
754
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,020
That's so sweet, and I accept your
apology a hundred times over.
755
00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:25,250
Now pack up!
You're moving again.
756
00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,470
Yeah!
757
00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:44,310
Yeah!
758
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,090
I never got out of the hotel
when I played France.
759
00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:53,850
What's it like?
760
00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:56,470
Yeah. What is France like?
761
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,390
Oh. It's very beautiful.
I did a lot of modeling there.
762
00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:01,540
- To France!
- To France!
763
00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,540
You know, Jenny,
you could do some modeling, too.
764
00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,450
Parasites are probably
eating her gums away.
765
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,720
- Gross.
- Poor dear.
766
00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:24,730
Do you know the history
of the French kiss?
767
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:28,280
No, but history fascinates me.
768
00:52:38,970 --> 00:52:41,080
Rosie, quit that crying.
769
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,030
It's not Rosie, it's Gil.
770
00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:44,510
He misses his cat.
771
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,330
Papaya must not agree with you.
772
00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:08,370
My music is commonly interpreted
as existential but it's
773
00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:11,990
more of a steady reflection
on the human deterioration...
774
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:16,030
Excuse me, we're having
a personal conversation.
775
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:19,090
Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
776
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:23,250
Anyway, you were saying?
777
00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:27,230
I was discovered at a mall
in front of a Cinna-Bun.
778
00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:30,930
And this record promoter
was there with his... kid.
779
00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:33,560
You got the...
780
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,430
- Did you see that?
- I know.
781
00:54:44,570 --> 00:54:46,130
Not a very clean girl.
782
00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:48,170
- No?
- Absolutely no.
783
00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:50,930
Who knows what else
has set up camp in her hair.
784
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:55,320
Lice?
Cock-a-roaches? Small moles?
785
00:54:55,450 --> 00:54:58,030
That girls needs
a day for the Orkin man.
786
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,770
Don't worry, sweetheart,
we'll shave all that off.
787
00:55:05,910 --> 00:55:07,090
It will grow back.
788
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,930
So. Tell me...
789
00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:14,580
What inspires you
when you write a song?
790
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:52,020
Wait! Stop!
This is crazy.
791
00:55:52,150 --> 00:55:53,560
We are grown girls.
792
00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:55,890
We shouldn't be at each
other's throats over a guy.
793
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,890
So in the spirit
of sisterhood, truce?
794
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:07,090
But I'm not a dancer.
795
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:09,200
Look, one of the dancers
was stung by a jelly fish.
796
00:56:09,330 --> 00:56:11,640
You will replace him.
Just follow along.
797
00:56:11,770 --> 00:56:13,140
- When do I start?
- You're late.
798
00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:14,160
What?
799
00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:29,910
Hey. We need to talk.
800
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,390
Yeah. This is really awkward,
the two of you fighting...
801
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:38,000
...like wildcats for my attention.
I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot.
802
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,260
Right. Okay.
Listen.
803
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,050
I want you to know,
it's you, Jenny.
804
00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:44,300
It's you I want.
805
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:48,110
I mean,
Alexis has a smoking hot body.
806
00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,150
But, you're the one I want.
807
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:53,230
You really like me?
808
00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:54,740
I do, Jenny.
809
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,520
Mucho.
810
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,760
But I want to let Alexis down easy,
so how am I gonna tell her?
811
00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:04,970
Oh, let me.
812
00:57:05,650 --> 00:57:06,930
You are vicious.
813
00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:09,480
I love it.
814
00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:25,000
- Jason! You know what we could use?
- What?
815
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:28,970
- A private concert.
- You know what? That's a great idea.
816
00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:30,450
Yeah, you should perform to us.
817
00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,100
- And we'll watch.
- Right now?
818
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,580
Yep, right now!
819
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,050
All right.
820
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,570
Let's see.
821
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,320
I'm not used to this, but...
822
00:57:43,890 --> 00:57:46,510
I think about you all the time.
823
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,710
Your face is etched into my mind.
824
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:54,030
I can't breathe without us...
...sharing air.
825
00:57:54,770 --> 00:58:00,300
Impossible it seems to be
that you could tame a guy like me.
826
00:58:00,430 --> 00:58:05,190
I feel I'm not myself.
But I don't care.
827
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,580
I've been waiting here for hours.
828
00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:12,330
Just you on my mind.
Yeah...
829
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,500
The avenues of hope.
830
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,520
Quickly losing time.
831
00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:21,130
Always wondering can
she be smitten...
832
00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:25,010
...through my hands.
I've examined its dance...
833
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:29,990
And I find I'm going crazy...
834
00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,810
- You like that, huh?
- Oh, he is the best.
835
00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:41,930
There's some more to it, too.
But we'll do that later.
836
00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:44,840
It's a mess, home boy.
Look around.
837
00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:46,670
Swim somewhere.
838
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,670
We're talking DJ love.
Cause I know what the ladies crave.
839
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,730
She's just a girl,
and she's like my best friend.
840
00:58:53,870 --> 00:58:56,010
- I don't know.
- Uh, huh. I know this one.
841
00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,180
You gotta let the woman
know you're in charge, man.
842
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,360
She'll laugh at me.
843
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,760
Let her mock your ass.
You don't care. Look at me.
844
00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:06,570
I ain't all that but you know
what I've got, baby, confidence.
845
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:09,160
Confidence.
It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
846
00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:11,460
I thought power was the
ultimate aphrodisiac.
847
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,990
Well, I ain't got any of that
so it's confidence.
848
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,370
I don't care if
I get slapped up the side
849
00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,090
of the head nine
times out of ten.
850
00:59:17,230 --> 00:59:18,850
Because if number
10 gets freaky on my ass...
851
00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:23,240
...then it's worth the pain.
So, are you the man or what?
852
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,700
Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah.
853
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,560
The man, yeah.
Repeat after me.
854
00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:29,350
- You the man.
- You the man.
855
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,980
Not "you," "I!"
856
00:59:31,470 --> 00:59:33,000
- I'm the man.
- Say it again!
857
00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:34,150
I'm the man.
858
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,400
Go get it, dog.
859
00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:46,280
I'm the man.
860
00:59:46,830 --> 00:59:48,010
Mama-Wanna please.
861
00:59:48,110 --> 00:59:51,620
Damn. You got a booty like
a little baby cow, girl.
862
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,240
My bad.
863
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,160
But still little don.
864
00:59:57,290 --> 00:59:58,150
Hey.
865
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,350
Hey.
866
01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,600
Hey, baby.
867
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,070
What are you wearing?
868
01:00:27,210 --> 01:00:28,620
Are you going to a costume party?
869
01:00:29,030 --> 01:00:30,460
Don't be hitting
on my new clothes.
870
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,330
Oh, what's that smell?
871
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:35,560
Caribbean Sunset.
My new after shave.
872
01:00:35,690 --> 01:00:36,520
Do you like it?
873
01:00:36,650 --> 01:00:38,080
It reminds me of Windex.
874
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,490
- Oh, I get it.
- Get what?
875
01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:44,770
You're doing somebody.
876
01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,180
- No.
- Yeah, yeah.
877
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,420
Morty Purvis,
that kid from eighth grade,
878
01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:50,180
the one that used to wear...
879
01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:51,720
...really weird clothes
and horrible cologne.
880
01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:53,220
You captured him to a T.
881
01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:56,010
Pretty good, huh?
882
01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,990
Yeah, but Ryan, come here.
883
01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:01,830
Things on the other side
of the island are out of control.
884
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,140
I don't know what to do.
885
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:05,280
Tell them the truth.
886
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,940
No, I can't.
887
01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:09,570
He told me that I'm the one.
888
01:01:09,930 --> 01:01:12,030
- Did he?
- Yes, God!
889
01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:14,240
What do you do
when all your dreams come true?
890
01:01:15,690 --> 01:01:17,090
Keep it to yourself.
891
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:20,200
What?
Aren't you psyched for me?
892
01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:21,570
Yeah, Jenny.
893
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,660
I'm really happy for you.
Look, I've gotta go.
894
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,810
Hey, where are you going?
895
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:30,020
I've gotta go return
this necklace to Chase.
896
01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,500
Bye.
897
01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:54,720
Jenny, we're great together.
898
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:59,070
We've always been great together.
I can't get you out of my mind.
899
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,480
But we're friends.
900
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,420
I fully expect you to blow me off.
901
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:11,080
I can't hold
a candle to a pop star.
902
01:02:11,490 --> 01:02:14,310
- I'm out of here.
- Hold on. Talk to me.
903
01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:16,450
Ryan, wait.
904
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,290
I'm going home.
Have a good summer.
905
01:02:26,690 --> 01:02:28,580
Look over there.
What is that?
906
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,500
At 0600 hours Eastern Time,
the life raft used by Jason Masters...
907
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,470
...was recovered, degraded,
burned and battered.
908
01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:40,700
It is the Coast Guard's position
that without this life raft...
909
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:45,660
...the survival of Jason Masters
and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely.
910
01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:49,500
At 0900 hours, orders were given
to suspend the search.
911
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,920
Meanwhile, around the world,
fans prayed...
912
01:02:54,050 --> 01:02:57,310
...that the popular singing
sensation will be found alive.
913
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,840
We'll keep you updated on developments
in the search for Jason Masters.
914
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,040
I was Miss California
two years running.
915
01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:22,170
Nobody cut the mustard second year,
so they extended me.
916
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:24,230
There she is. Hello, gorgeous.
917
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:25,850
Hi.
918
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:27,610
What's wrong with you?
919
01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:34,010
Jason, I have
to tell you something.
920
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:34,680
What's up?
921
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:38,710
I have adored you from the
first moment I saw you on MTV.
922
01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:40,920
I was in love with you.
923
01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:45,010
But, it's ridiculous
because I didn't even know you.
924
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,740
But I thought that if we had some
time to get to know each other...
925
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:50,360
...you'd see how great I was.
926
01:03:52,130 --> 01:03:53,470
That's crazy, right?
927
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,790
You don't deserve what I did to you.
928
01:03:58,180 --> 01:03:58,870
What did you do to me?
929
01:03:59,010 --> 01:04:01,880
She's caught jungle fever, Jason.
She's lost her mind.
930
01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:03,640
Can it, Alexis.
931
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,300
I know that after I tell you this,
you're going to have me terminated.
932
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:13,560
But whatever. I don't care.
I just need this to end.
933
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,770
Jenny!
934
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,810
- Stop it, now!
- I have to tell him.
935
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:21,080
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
936
01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:22,870
We're still on St. Luchas.
937
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:28,220
Oh! Hey! Help!
938
01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:30,230
- Help!
- We're not marooned!
939
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,090
- What?
- I thought we were,
940
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:35,540
but when I found out we weren't,
I didn't tell you.
941
01:04:36,190 --> 01:04:37,720
The resort is through that jungle.
942
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:44,120
You have no idea
how sorry you're gonna be.
943
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,080
Yeah!
944
01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:47,070
What are you talking about?
You're part of this!
945
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,340
Mois?
946
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,580
Help! Help! Help!
947
01:04:52,090 --> 01:04:54,400
When my lawyers get
through with you two...
948
01:04:54,530 --> 01:04:57,880
...there's gonna be nothing
left but a smoking cinder.
949
01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:01,720
- Jason!
- Thanks, man.
950
01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:03,280
Jason! Wait.
951
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,190
No. No, no! No!
952
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,200
She's crazy.
953
01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:12,410
I'm just as scared
and confused as you are.
954
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:13,690
- You dropped something.
- What?
955
01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,200
Your accent.
956
01:05:15,970 --> 01:05:17,340
Go! Go!
957
01:05:17,470 --> 01:05:19,840
- Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters?
- Yeah, that's me, let's go.
958
01:05:19,970 --> 01:05:21,790
Oh, my God!
959
01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:29,080
You ruined everything.
960
01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:32,560
I had him in the palm
of my hand and you blew it!
961
01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,630
I'll pick you up at Logan.
What time, son?
962
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,740
- My plane gets in at ten.
- What happened?
963
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:17,300
It's a long story.
I'll tell you when I get home.
964
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:39,320
How's this?
You can get out now.
965
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,220
Breaking news from
storm watch central.
966
01:06:43,350 --> 01:06:45,140
Hurricane Sandy has
suddenly shifted course...
967
01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:47,570
...and is headed for the
resort island of St Lucha.
968
01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:50,550
It has left a trail of destruction
and devastation across the Caribbean.
969
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:53,460
Forced evacuation has been ordered
by the local authorities.
970
01:06:53,590 --> 01:06:56,310
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
971
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,000
Everyone, attention.
972
01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:00,720
We're can't get out.
One hundred mile an hour winds...
973
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:01,870
...they close the airport.
974
01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:04,460
We have to double up the
people in the rooms.
975
01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:08,760
What's up, Ryan?
You know the hurricane's coming.
976
01:07:08,890 --> 01:07:11,340
- Where's it making landfall?
- On the other side of the island.
977
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,100
What's wrong?
978
01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,200
Ryan, where are you going?
979
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,960
You know it's a hurricane out there.
980
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,560
You might get caught up in it, Ryan!
981
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,160
That's one crazy white boy.
982
01:07:36,410 --> 01:07:37,330
I'll get you.
983
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,690
I got your license number, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
984
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,500
Jenny! Where are you?
985
01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:13,770
Jenny!
986
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:15,730
Jenny!
987
01:08:22,550 --> 01:08:23,480
Ryan!
988
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,790
Oh, my God!
989
01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:46,510
- Ryan!
- Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming.
990
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:47,890
Ryan!
991
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:50,700
- Jenny!
- It's stuck!
992
01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:52,680
Hold on. I got you.
993
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,950
Come on.
994
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,040
- Where are we?
- Come on.
995
01:09:13,170 --> 01:09:15,440
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.
996
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:18,870
We're safe now.
I'm going to make a fire.
997
01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,060
You saved my life.
998
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:31,500
I did, didn't I?
999
01:10:21,970 --> 01:10:24,650
Come on, there's got to be
something at Tower Records for me.
1000
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:27,240
I could be a cashier.
Yeah?
1001
01:10:27,630 --> 01:10:28,740
Milo.
1002
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,370
Is it you?
1003
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:33,740
Yeah.
1004
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:36,610
You're alive!
You're alive!
1005
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:39,820
That's cool.
That's cool. Enough.
1006
01:10:42,450 --> 01:10:43,430
Sorry.
1007
01:10:45,970 --> 01:10:46,830
What happened?
1008
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,650
You've got the whole world
going ape over this.
1009
01:10:48,780 --> 01:10:51,080
It's been a bloody freak show.
Where the hell were you?
1010
01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:55,040
I was blowing chunks
over the side and fell in.
1011
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,330
This chick saves me.
1012
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,500
We think we're marooned
on an island
1013
01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,980
only we're still in St. Luchas.
1014
01:11:00,110 --> 01:11:01,520
You were on
St. Luchas the whole time?
1015
01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:03,140
She doesn't tell me, okay.
I'm an idiot.
1016
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,320
- Who else knows?
- That I'm an idiot?
1017
01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:07,430
Who else knows
about your shipwreck?
1018
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,990
Only the people
that picked me up.
1019
01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,780
They can be paid off.
1020
01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:16,140
Don't worry,
I know exactly what to do.
1021
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,360
Are you okay?
1022
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,750
Yeah, I just need to shower and crash.
1023
01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:21,930
It's not always completely sold out.
He's not going to do it.
1024
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,080
Milo, that's her.
1025
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,830
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, the blond.
1026
01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:30,090
Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like
to have a word with you.
1027
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:31,020
Excuse me, who are you?
1028
01:11:31,150 --> 01:11:32,740
Oh. Here love.
1029
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,540
Have some free tickets.
Right this way.
1030
01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:35,620
- Ryan.
- No.
1031
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,890
Please, Jason, really,
really wants to see you.
1032
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:39,950
Hold on!
1033
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:44,030
- Good to see you, babe.
- Okay, I'm really confused.
1034
01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:47,750
Look, Jenny, despite your lies,
depravity, and deception...
1035
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,830
...I still meant
what I said on the beach.
1036
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,490
About destroying me?
1037
01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:54,700
No, no, about liking you.
1038
01:11:54,830 --> 01:11:56,100
He can't stop talking about you.
1039
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,790
Oh my God, Jason,
you were right.
1040
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,710
She is adorable.
1041
01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:03,150
Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan...
1042
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,610
Jenny, we're gonna
have a little press conference.
1043
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,160
To tell Jason's adoring fans
about the last few days...
1044
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:11,370
...and we need you to say a
few little words, too, love.
1045
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,740
A press conference?
1046
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:14,850
Yeah, we'll take a few pictures.
Get me Natasha.
1047
01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:16,360
Tell her we have a hair emergency.
1048
01:12:16,490 --> 01:12:18,500
Okay, Ryan's just outside.
1049
01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:19,940
He'll keep.
1050
01:12:20,590 --> 01:12:21,350
I'm from US Weekly.
1051
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:23,110
Is there any chance
I can get in to see Jason?
1052
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,390
What's going on?
1053
01:12:24,710 --> 01:12:25,920
- Ryan.
- Gil, get him out.
1054
01:12:26,470 --> 01:12:27,820
No wait! Let him stay.
1055
01:12:29,610 --> 01:12:33,830
Look. To you Jenny may just be
some crazy fan from Massachusetts.
1056
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,070
I mean I know she can be a little
1057
01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:38,140
impulsive and get carried
away sometimes.
1058
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:43,420
But she's the most amazing
girl you will ever meet.
1059
01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:47,620
And you are lucky to have
her care so much about you.
1060
01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:53,190
Jenny, I love you.
1061
01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,700
Is this your boyfriend?
1062
01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:01,220
- Lose the geek.
- Guess not.
1063
01:13:01,350 --> 01:13:02,120
Let' go.
1064
01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:04,350
- Come on.
- Ryan.
1065
01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:07,620
He'll be fine, love.
They won't hurt him.
1066
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,790
Stop this!
Jenny! Jenny!
1067
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:12,710
I really need you to
help me out on this.
1068
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,670
Okay, but I...
1069
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:18,240
This will all go away
if we just play it right.
1070
01:13:20,550 --> 01:13:22,410
Welcome to the
Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch...
1071
01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:24,540
Jason Masters is back!
1072
01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,720
The Villa now.
1073
01:13:28,390 --> 01:13:32,420
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Jason Masters!
1074
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:42,430
Erin Dood with the U.S. News.
1075
01:13:42,570 --> 01:13:43,430
You.
1076
01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:46,210
Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone.
Can you tell us what happened to you?
1077
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:48,320
It's a million dollar question, isn't it?
1078
01:13:48,930 --> 01:13:50,340
Don't leave us in the dark, Jason.
1079
01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:53,760
I was on a cruise ship with some friends.
1080
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:58,400
And a young lady fell overboard.
Naturally, I dove in to save her.
1081
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:04,130
I managed to steer the tiny raft
to a deserted island.
1082
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,650
Where I had to catch fish
with my bare hands.
1083
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,120
Where did you learn all that?
1084
01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:11,330
Boy Scouts.
1085
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,990
I built a ship out of palm trees.
1086
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:18,240
Sailed back to St. Luchas,
1087
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,350
navigating by the stars, of course.
1088
01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:27,840
It was with the support
of one beautiful woman...
1089
01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:29,980
...that gave the will to carry on...
1090
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,260
Jason Masters...
1091
01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:35,270
So! Tell us how you made it.
1092
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:38,840
Regale us with your
Navy Seals like survival skills.
1093
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,890
Who are you?
What's your name?
1094
01:14:41,030 --> 01:14:41,760
Jason! Jason!
1095
01:14:41,890 --> 01:14:43,420
Who is this woman?
1096
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,120
What about Jenny Taylor?
1097
01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,640
Who is the woman?
One more question here.
1098
01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:48,610
Who is the lady?
1099
01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:52,420
And that one woman is Alexis Menetti!
1100
01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,110
Who's that?
1101
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,960
- What are you doing?
- Saving both of us.
1102
01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:59,780
And I know they wouldn't
want me to spill the beans...
1103
01:14:59,910 --> 01:15:02,110
But what the heck,
I'm going to do it anyway.
1104
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,530
May I present to all of you the future...
1105
01:15:05,670 --> 01:15:09,940
Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti.
1106
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,070
Jenny all the reports have you
on the island with Jason.
1107
01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:17,560
Well, that was just a publicity
cover-up for the real affair.
1108
01:15:18,150 --> 01:15:20,900
I don't know, I guess they
wanted a really pretty girl.
1109
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,260
Tell us, Jenny,
so you're not with Jason?
1110
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,860
No.
1111
01:15:26,340 --> 01:15:28,540
My boyfriend is Ryan Howell.
1112
01:15:29,380 --> 01:15:32,250
And he's standing right back there.
1113
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,620
Now that's what I'm talking about!
1114
01:15:50,690 --> 01:15:51,320
Hi.
1115
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:52,630
Hi.
1116
01:15:53,730 --> 01:15:56,180
So, uh, what are you doing tonight?
1117
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,760
- Huh?
- What are you doing tonight?
1118
01:15:57,890 --> 01:16:00,410
I was thinking we could hang out.
1119
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,620
You don't have to if you don't want to.
1120
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,170
You know, we could do something...
1121
01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:07,710
If you can't...
1122
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,080
Jenny. Please
1123
01:16:09,790 --> 01:16:11,250
Assert yourself.
1124
01:16:11,710 --> 01:16:13,270
I love you.
1125
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,380
How's that?
1126
01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:24,920
It's a start.
1127
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,400
So why now?
Why not two years ago?
1128
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:31,230
Well, I finally took the
advice from a good friend.
1129
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,690
I don't want to be ninety and dead,
thinking I should have tried.
1130
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:37,300
Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean...
1131
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,130
...can you sink when you're dead?
1132
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,970
I'd like to dedicate this song to
my new wife, Alexis... Masters.
1133
01:17:40,670 --> 01:17:46,200
I think about you all the time.
Your face is etched into my mind.
1134
01:17:46,330 --> 01:17:50,230
I can't breathe
without us sharing love.
1135
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:57,500
Impossible it seems
to be that you can tame a guy like me.
1136
01:17:57,630 --> 01:18:01,690
Feeling not myself, but I don't care.
1137
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,820
No I don't care.
1138
01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:09,300
I've been waiting here for hours...
1139
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,120
...just you on my mind.
1140
01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:14,900
Never lose hope.
1141
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:19,290
Quickly losing time. Always wondering...
1142
01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:22,710
...can she be slipping
through my hands.
1143
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:28,890
I've examined its snares
and I find I'm going crazy.
1144
01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:32,370
Crazy, yeah. Oh...
1145
01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:40,240
I'm going crazy... crazy...
I can't... I can't...
1146
01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:43,540
...get you out
of my mind... mind...
1147
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:30,480
Yeah!
1148
01:19:31,670 --> 01:19:32,920
We love you!
1149
01:19:33,370 --> 01:19:35,280
- Thank you.
- That's my girl.
1150
01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:37,970
Goodnight, Winnipeg.
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