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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,160 She keeps me hanging on the line, waiting on the side... 2 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:09,350 ...every single night, same, hanging by the phone... 3 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:14,020 ...waiting all alone. Everybody knows her name. 4 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:20,490 I love you, I love you, I love you! 5 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:22,690 Jenny, slow down. You're going to have an aneurism. 6 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:26,240 What's a girl to do? 7 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:30,120 In a perfect world... 8 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:33,150 I'd be perfect, too. 9 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:35,040 Oh my, God. You're the coolest friend ever. 10 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:37,060 This is the birthday of my life! 11 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,110 Yeah, well, anything for a friend. 12 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,750 - Hi, guys... - Euw, make it go away. 13 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:45,860 I figured you too would be in these cheap seats. 14 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,420 These seats are amazing. 15 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,100 Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can sweat all over me. Peace, ladies. 16 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:53,790 Every single night... 17 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,680 ...same. 18 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:12,610 She's a perfect girl. 19 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,460 Jason! 20 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:23,010 Is it just me? Or is it hot in here? 21 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:25,410 Don't do it. Don't you do it! 22 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,010 He did it. 23 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:43,770 Oh my God. This is my favorite song! 24 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,380 I love you! 25 00:02:54,020 --> 00:03:04,860 You say, you learned to sleep alone. And I say I miss the way you breathe. 26 00:03:04,990 --> 00:03:07,580 - You say... - I'm going! 27 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,570 Jenny! 28 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,910 A little to the left. 29 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:13,660 - Jason! - Hey, watch the hands, dude. 30 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:22,010 Faster! 31 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:27,330 Pulling you back in. Do you see? Something... 32 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:32,000 You want to see again? I can be the one. 33 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:36,250 I can make it up to you. 34 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:42,230 Take me back. I'm the lonely boy who... 35 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,770 - Ioves you... - Don't even think about it. 36 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,020 Come on now. 37 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:55,330 Come on, do you feel something... 38 00:03:55,460 --> 00:04:00,990 ...pulling you back in? Do you see something... 39 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,060 You want to see again? 40 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,720 I can be the one. 41 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:11,320 I can make it up to you. Take me back. 42 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:15,550 I'm a lonely boy who needs you. 43 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,210 Jason, I love you. 44 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,260 Thank you, Boston. 45 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:24,630 Good morning, Beantown. 46 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,330 Jason masters kicked off his world tour... 47 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:27,190 ...with a sell-out crowd last night. 48 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,660 One lucky fan made it onstage last night and got her own personal... 49 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,830 ...souvenir-the shirt off his back. 50 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,070 Mom, you won't believe this. 51 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,700 I was picked up by the crowd 52 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,010 and I was passed hand over hand to Jason... 53 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:41,110 ...and just as I was about to reach him, who do I get knocked down by? 54 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:42,330 Alexis? 55 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:43,840 Story of my life. 56 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:48,030 Mom? Do you realize that I wasted all of high school... 57 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,910 ...just waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet? 58 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,700 And now time's run out. 59 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,550 And all I've got to show for it is a boring diploma. 60 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:59,000 Sometimes love just sneaks up on you. 61 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:01,550 Four years in high school with no boyfriend. That's sad. 62 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:02,550 What about Ryan? 63 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:03,670 He's my best friend. 64 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:06,010 That'd be like kissing my little brother. 65 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,320 I need a man. 66 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:10,350 Someone tough and rugged and smoldering. 67 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:13,110 Just be careful what you wish for, honey. 68 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,940 You might just get it. 69 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,080 You and Ryan are going to have an amazing time. 70 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,400 Working all summer... 71 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,870 ...in a Caribbean resort. 72 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,970 The temperature in Indonesia is 95. 73 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,690 Why don't you take mom on a real vacation? 74 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,470 Like maybe a country with indoor plumbing. 75 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:37,490 We get to be in nature's belly. No cars, no phone, no world wide web. 76 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,420 - Just the two of us. - Yeah... 77 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,430 And nude beaches. 78 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,110 I'll never get that image out of my head. 79 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,800 Don't even try, sweetheart. 80 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:50,930 Oh! Oh! I've cut myself. Oh, that's bad. 81 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:51,960 Here, dad. 82 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:52,820 Oh, I'm feeling week. 83 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,090 I might pass out. If I don't make it, remember... 84 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,310 ...that I love you both. 85 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,380 I want you to donate my organs to the people who... 86 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:00,860 Oh! That's much better. 87 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:02,710 That's good, because I couldn't decide for a minute... 88 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,580 ...who I wanted to donate my organs to. I probably should keep them. 89 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,850 Well, you're gonna make one hell of a doctor. 90 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,330 You haven't seen the bill yet. 91 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,600 I'm gonna miss you, baby. 92 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,210 Have we got the coolest daughter or what? 93 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:17,940 Word, darling. 94 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:20,080 You guys are weird. 95 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,640 - Hello. - Ryan. 96 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,540 Hey! 97 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,900 - Are you ready? - I was born ready. 98 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:31,120 Oh, you're going to miss my home cooking at St. Lucha this summer. 99 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:33,590 Sir, I, uh... 100 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:37,560 I hope that you're going to be okay with the situation... 101 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,510 - in St. Lucia this summer. - Situation? 102 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,220 Yeah, living situation with Jenny and me. 103 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:45,270 Oh, you mean the two of you being roomies. 104 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:48,790 Ryan, you're the last guy in the world I'm worried about. 105 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,260 The last guy. 106 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,950 I'm more worried about that rat-faced kid, Lenny. 107 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,210 The guy with the lazy eye and the boils on his chin. 108 00:06:57,340 --> 00:07:01,530 But I'll be serious with you. I am down with it. It is tight, man. 109 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:03,120 Totally cool. 110 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,880 You have a kick-ass time. 111 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:07,890 Now give me five. And up high. 112 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:12,980 Motown bounce, slip and slide, back side and keep on trucking my man. 113 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:41,740 Welcome to Sun Village Beach Resort. 114 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:42,890 Thank you. 115 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,390 - Oh, hey. - Not bad. 116 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,730 Pretty rad, huh? 117 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,950 This is so cool. 118 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,250 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 119 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:58,290 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 120 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:00,210 I didn't know the hotel took food stamps. 121 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:00,560 Huh? 122 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,450 We're here on the school's summer job program. 123 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,750 You found out that this was Jason's favorite resort, didn't you? 124 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,830 Who doesn't know? 125 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:08,430 Well, if he shows up, stay out of my way. 126 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:09,560 He's mine. 127 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,340 Up your meds, Alexis. 128 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:15,600 Whatever, just stay out of my way. 129 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,110 Have you been pumping up, Ryan? 130 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:22,700 I like it. 131 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,340 Thanks. 132 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,180 I mean, I bought a Bowflex. 133 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:29,940 What? 134 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:32,460 This will be your home for the next three months. 135 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,640 This is the finest resort in the Caribbean. 136 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:35,850 Now, I expect you... 137 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:38,030 ...to protect the reputation of the Sun Village Beach resort... 138 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:41,460 ...at Beach with your lives if necessary. 139 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,410 Did I make a joke? 140 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:45,970 You laugh. I didn't make a joke. 141 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:48,080 No, I just remembered a joke. 142 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:50,150 That I told him on the plane. 143 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,520 Two priests and a rabbi in a boat... 144 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,280 There'll be no drinking and no drugs. 145 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,510 There'll be no canoodling with guests and no hanky-panky. 146 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,190 This is the wall of together. 147 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:05,100 - We're not together. - Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky. 148 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,610 I want no trouble. 149 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:08,680 Comprende? 150 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:09,960 Comprende. 151 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:13,640 Your assignments are on the board. You will be a lifeguard. 152 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:15,630 And you will work as a floater. 153 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:16,550 A floater? 154 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,970 You will float from one task to the next. 155 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,560 You will fill in where needed. 156 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,550 These are your employee handbooks. 157 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:25,520 I expect you to study it, know it, live it. 158 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,520 Comprende 159 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:30,930 Yes, Mr. Hernandez. 160 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,410 I mean, comprende. 161 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,670 - Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am. - Thanks. 162 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,510 Here you go, Ryan. 163 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,200 Hey, I'm digging this older woman thing. 164 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,800 See some guys wouldn't even roll like that. 165 00:09:57,940 --> 00:10:00,550 My deal is if she's sliding a Rolex my way... 166 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,330 I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch you got, cause I don't care man. 167 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,690 Oh-la, oh-la, man, check the chunky on that monkey. 168 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,670 Hey, that hit about twenty to three. 169 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,520 Watch and learn, Holmes. Watch and learn. 170 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,510 Hey, hey, girl you fine. 171 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:21,130 I'll bet under that you ain't wearing nothing but a G-string. 172 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,220 Nothing. 173 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,920 I ain't mad at you. 174 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,470 That's all right, cause you're still fine, still fine. 175 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:27,400 Smooth, Chase. 176 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,680 Hey, man, you can't fault a fellow for trying. 177 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:30,470 - That's all, I'm saying. - Help! 178 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:32,360 Help! 179 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,200 Help! 180 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:38,690 I'll go call in the code. 181 00:10:38,830 --> 00:10:40,320 Yea. Do that. 182 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:53,100 Hey, baby, did I rock your world? 183 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,480 Never mind. 184 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,600 - Mommy! - Yeah, you better run. 185 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,630 Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly prohibits the killing of guests. 186 00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:09,860 Well, I didn't get the memo. The little deviant copped a feel. 187 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,420 - Above or below the equator? - Above. And I got tongued too. 188 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,330 My mouth tastes like Captain Crunch. 189 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,410 You don't have much impulse control do you? 190 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,370 What's that? 191 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,600 Thought so. So. What are you doing tonight? 192 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,200 Gargling Clorox. 193 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,020 - I touched her boobie. - Then killing myself. 194 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,870 Okay, but before that? 195 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,380 I don't know. Why? You want to hang out? 196 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:34,180 Um... well... yeah, I mean, if... if you want to. 197 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,970 Ryan, please assert yourself. 198 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,820 Okay, well, if you want to, and only if you want to. 199 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,700 We could do something, but only if you want to... 200 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,210 ...because I want what you want. 201 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:45,920 - All right, well, that's a start. - Yo, yo, yo! 202 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,340 Cannonball! 203 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,060 Hey, hey, could I get some help over here? 204 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,710 Coming! Let me see. Okay. 205 00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,860 You'll live. Unfortunately. 206 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,540 And that's what you get for touching boobies. 207 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,760 Dog. You been holding out on me. Who was that? 208 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,810 Jenny Taylor. She's too young for you. 209 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:09,730 Wait, wait, wait! 210 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,880 - It's not fair. - What? 211 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,450 Look at them. 212 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:41,220 Closest thing I ever had to a date was a fat kid with breasts. 213 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:42,910 Guys ask you out. 214 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,710 Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan. 215 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,660 You want the right guy to ask you out. 216 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,800 I'm okay, right? Nothing's wrong with me? 217 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,080 You're perfect. 218 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,300 Thanks. You're the only one who seems to think so. 219 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,420 - Jenny? - Yeah? 220 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,070 What? Is there something on my face? 221 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,110 No, no, it's just, uh... 222 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,890 Weird. 223 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:37,760 Yeah, I could get used to this. 224 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,260 Water looks so great. 225 00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,250 - You wanna race? - Let's do it! 226 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,900 - Oh, come on, is that all you got? - Hey! 227 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,510 Hey, check out that swim suit. 228 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,550 Who's the grossest person we know? 229 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:24,640 - Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter. - Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter. 230 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,020 In the third grade... 231 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,770 ...he used to stick his finger up his nose and wiggle his eyes. 232 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,880 Yeah. 233 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,480 - Yeah, well, we've got a winner. - You had a crush on him. 234 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,200 With the eye-wiggler? Uh, huh, you bet. 235 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,180 I have to go. 236 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,340 Where? 237 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,480 Shopping. 238 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:48,630 Want me to come? I thought maybe I'd... 239 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,050 For bras. 240 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,570 We're not doing that kind of press anymore. 241 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,350 Get to cover it. That hillbilly will do anything. 242 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,390 Excuse me. 243 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:19,480 Welcome back to the Sun Village Beach Resort, Mr. Masters. 244 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,820 You look amazing. As always. 245 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:25,020 You are our favorite guest. I believe this is your fifteenth visit. 246 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,780 Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. 247 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:27,860 We hope your stay will be... 248 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,510 ...a restful one and all that crap. Save it for someone who cares, love. 249 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,660 Presidential Suite. 250 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,210 Hello, Jenny. 251 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,420 Hello. 252 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:46,170 The great thing about being chief lifeguard is I can see the future. 253 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,350 Really, what's in mine? 254 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,010 You're taking my shift tomorrow morning. 255 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,910 What? When do you work? 256 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,530 - When I want to. - Alexis. 257 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,410 That's immediate supervisor Alexis. 258 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,270 How's the new boss? 259 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,210 Cruella. What's the penalty for second degree murder? 260 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,290 Well, now that you've told me, it's first degree. 261 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,890 Oh right. So what's up? 262 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,430 Promise you won't make a scene. 263 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:11,770 Please. 264 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,960 As we speak, Jason Masters is checking in. 265 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,450 Jason's here? He's here?! 266 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,470 Yeah, he's here on a lay over. 267 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,310 My God! He's here! Right now! Jason Masters is here! 268 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,650 Don't tell Alexis. 269 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,980 We R&R here and I'll get you your teeth whitened after lunch, okay love? 270 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,710 - I need him for five minutes. - No! 271 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:32,950 Okay, don't trust me. All right I am... 272 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,810 All right, I am cranking, I am cranking... 273 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,280 People magazine. U.S. National. 274 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,330 What? 275 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,770 - Todd! - What, no, I said rescue. 276 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,840 Because Jason is leaving, that's why. 277 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,670 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. Oh my God. 278 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,160 - Are you sure? - Never better. 279 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,300 - What's your name? - Jenny. 280 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,540 My first crush was named Jenny. 281 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,810 I'll show you to your villa. 282 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,700 Be careful, beautiful. 283 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,960 He's a god. 284 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,510 Short god. 285 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:48,060 I have personally made sure that everything is the way you like it. 286 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,300 You mean without you here. 287 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,570 Oh, God. 288 00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:00,150 Yo, Jason, which one of us is hotter? 289 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,960 You're a sunset; you're a rainbow. How can I choose between that? 290 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,730 Don't push me. Don't push me! 291 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,730 Deason sent this over. Isn't it fierce? 292 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,100 It's like, c'mere, but go away. 293 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,920 I'm a big strong man. Hold me. Sexy, but not yet. 294 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,860 Belinda, just call for the Lear jet for six hours. 295 00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,070 Do that later. 296 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,130 Hey, she's not a Don't hurt her, okay? 297 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,210 Thank you. 298 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,430 - Cheers - Hello? 299 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,640 Bonjour 300 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,130 Beats me. 301 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,790 I think Jason and I had a connection. 302 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,640 - Not this again. - I don't believe in coincidences. 303 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,040 Almost meeting him in the concert at Boston... 304 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,060 ...and then meeting him in the lobby. What are the odds? 305 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,260 A rock star staying at a resort. It is shocking, I tell you. 306 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,110 Stop it. I think if he met me, I might have a chance. 307 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,000 And when you have an opportunity, you take it. 308 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,500 - You're acting like a little kid. - Are you calling me immature? 309 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,630 Shoe. Foot. Fits. Yeah. I am. 310 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:03,120 Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead thinking that I might have had a shot. 311 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,110 Do you even think when you're dead? 312 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,310 I don't want to spend the rest of my life wondering "what if?" 313 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,200 - Well, you better move fast. - What? 314 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,260 He's leaving tomorrow. 315 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,400 I told you. He's only here on a lay over. 316 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,570 He's got a concert in D.C. 317 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:15,860 That only leaves tonight. 318 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,420 Tonight, he's going on the Sunset Pirate Cruise. 319 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,090 So, forget it. 320 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,110 Pirate cruise. 321 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,310 All right, Jason, what lucky girl or girls tonight? 322 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,620 Find out if she has anything contagious. 323 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:44,040 Hello, darling, tell me. Have you spent any time in Haiti? 324 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,200 Never been there. 325 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,120 Two words for you. 326 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,050 Myocardial infarction. Stop eating. 327 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,160 We're headed for a tropical depression. 328 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,350 - Plot a new heading. - Yes, sir. 329 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,550 Jason. 330 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,350 Deviled egg? 331 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,720 Are you okay? 332 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,930 I see you had the Caribbean stew for dinner. 333 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:41,650 How's that? 334 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:43,660 Perfect. 335 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,040 Man overboard! Man overboard! 336 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,790 Help! 337 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,870 Grab the raft! Quick! 338 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:19,730 Help! Help! Help! 339 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,870 Come here! 340 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,080 Help! 341 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,660 - What happened? - You fell overboard. 342 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,270 It's bad. 343 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,180 I don't see him. Where is he? 344 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,490 I don't see him, either. 345 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,340 He might not be too far. He might be right down here. 346 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,550 - Mr. Masters is not on board. - What? 347 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,020 We're missing a life raft too. 348 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,410 Don't muck about. Go and find him. 349 00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,050 In this weather, with 150 mile an hour wind. 350 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,590 No, we call the Coast Guard. 351 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,250 But... 352 00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:56,460 I'm toast. 353 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,060 Jason. 354 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:25,220 - Why'd you hit me? - I heard an irregular heartbeat. 355 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,010 Who are you? 356 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,150 Jenny Taylor. We met in the lobby. 357 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,870 I fell, you said careful beautiful. 358 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,770 Right. I don't see the boat. Do you see the boat? 359 00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:44,170 I've been meaning to ask you. The song, Love is a Vail. 360 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,680 Is that about Avril? 361 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:46,470 What? No, no. 362 00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,390 Have you seen a plane? Anything? 363 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:52,320 I made a bet with my friend Wendy. She swore that song was about Avril. 364 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,670 And I'm hearing from the horse's mouth, it isn't. 365 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,620 That's worth a free dinner at Claim Jumper. 366 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,860 Can we save the Teen People interview for later? 367 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,190 It's so cool that we're hanging out right now. 368 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,730 We're in a raft in the middle of the ocean. 369 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,320 Do you see the problem? 370 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,810 - It's amazing. - Guess not. 371 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:12,230 Even after puking, falling overboard, spending the night in a raft 372 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,880 ...and almost dying in a storm, you still look really good. 373 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,160 - Oh my God! - What? 374 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,600 There's a shark out there! 375 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,670 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 376 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,760 He's under the boat! 377 00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,000 Not good! Not good! 378 00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:40,490 Yeah. 379 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,860 I knew it was a dolphin. 380 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:55,430 Jenny, can you turn that off? 381 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:01,060 Jenny, please. 382 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,520 Please, just shut it off. 383 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,410 Look! 384 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,380 Paddle! 385 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,950 Is it true that you're dating Hillary Duff? 386 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:23,590 What? 387 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,260 No. 388 00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:26,370 Good. I don't think she's right for you. 389 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,070 Would you pick up the paddle? 390 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:46,560 - Okay. - Scrub. 391 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,030 - Ah! My ankle! - Are you okay? 392 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,070 Okay, hold on. Wait! 393 00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,490 Wait! 394 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,960 - Great. - Let me see. 395 00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:03,490 That's okay. Let me see. I know what to do. 396 00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,240 Judging from the girlish pitch in your scream, 397 00:25:07,370 --> 00:25:08,510 you may have broken it. 398 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,390 Yet. You remain all man to me. 399 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,980 - How am I gonna get off the beach? - Okay, look. 400 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,140 I'll go get some help, and you just wait here. 401 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,250 Of course, that's silly because you can't go anywhere. 402 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,670 You just sit tight. Write a song. 403 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,850 Hello! 404 00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:16,930 Oh my God. 405 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:27,650 So is help coming? 406 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,790 Uh... No. No, I don't think so. 407 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,130 Why not? 408 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,290 Well, customarily, when you get help... 409 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:39,450 ...it requires, well, finding another person. 410 00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:41,630 And why didn't you find anyone? 411 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,000 Two options. 412 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,590 Option number one. Everyone else on the planet... 413 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,710 ...has been killed by an alien death ray, which isn't likely. 414 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,020 And option two? 415 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,000 The storm must have sent us hundreds of miles away. 416 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,420 We're marooned. 417 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,160 What like the color? 418 00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:07,930 - Have you seen Jenny? - No, man, why? 419 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:10,880 - She didn't come home last night. - Girl going wild? 420 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,090 You weren't with her? 421 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,020 No. 422 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:18,550 But I did see her sneaking on to the pirate cruise in a waitress uniform. 423 00:27:18,690 --> 00:27:21,590 The music world is awaiting word on the whereabouts of pop... 424 00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:23,160 ...icon Jason Masters. 425 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,850 The triple platinum recording artist was lost... 426 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:27,160 ...at sea last night. 427 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:30,460 There are reports that a woman was lost with him. 428 00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:32,960 Did you actually see Jason fall overboard? 429 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,430 No, I believe that happened below decks actually. 430 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,760 Sir, can you give us an update on the search for Jason Masters? 431 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:42,050 Well, the tides are a powerful force. We're covering a 500 mile area. 432 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,890 - With every asset available to us. - Could they have survived? 433 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,830 If they used a life raft, it increases their chances. 434 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:50,240 Can you confirm that the missing woman is Jenny Taylor? 435 00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:53,120 The manifest says that Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for. 436 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:53,700 We're operating under the assumption that it is... 437 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,130 Oh, my God! 438 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:58,050 My Jason lost at sea. This can't be happening. 439 00:27:58,820 --> 00:27:59,710 Jenny. 440 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,710 - I say we get back in the raft. - And how do we navigate? No 441 00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,790 We're gonna send up a flare and get some help. 442 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,300 - Okay, let me do that. - No, I got it. 443 00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:06,930 No, no, no. 444 00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:09,460 Seriously, Jason, think of your foot. I got it. 445 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,650 Smooth. 446 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:19,380 A factory defect? 447 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:23,480 Well, I am writing a nasty letter to the manufacturer. 448 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:29,310 Can you confirm that the mystery woman is missing... 449 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,540 That's ridiculous. No more comments. 450 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,110 Is this a cover-up for a secret marriage? 451 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,900 You're blaming me for losing him? Why is it my fault? 452 00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:37,590 Yes, I'm the Road Manager... 453 00:28:37,730 --> 00:28:40,760 ...but where does it say I'm responsible for his well-being? 454 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,420 It's in my contract? Where does it say that? 455 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,990 - Hello? - You can't sack me! 456 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,270 Can you please hold? 457 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,420 Look, please. Hello? Hello? Hello? 458 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:52,760 Bollocks! 459 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:56,020 I've got your wife on line 1 and your girlfriend on line 2. 460 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:01,500 - Did they both just hear that? - Whoops. My bad. 461 00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:07,510 Hello, darling. I love you, too. How's the dog? 462 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:13,240 That's negative. I'm heading west to check that area. 463 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,550 You've reached the Taylors. Jenny's in the Caribbean. 464 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,460 Ben and Bree are in the jungles of Indonesia, possibly naked. 465 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,220 Leave a message. 466 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,430 Okay. We've got a Jason Masters key chain. 467 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,250 A paper clip, a room key to the Beverly Wilshire. 468 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:40,790 A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit from the raft, matches and a... 469 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,410 - That's it? - Oh, and three sugar-free Certs. 470 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,100 - We're doomed. - No, we're not. 471 00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:51,800 We're gonna live off the land, like the castaways we are. 472 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,300 How? 473 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,600 Maybe it's a bad one. 474 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:02,870 What's for lunch? 475 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,060 - Jason's lost at sea. - You don't even know Jason. 476 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,210 - I've known Jenny forever. - Who said anything about her? 477 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,690 Do you have a little thing for Taylor? 478 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,020 - No, it's just that... - You do. 479 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:10,290 Is she as I thought. You can tell me. No tongue, right? 480 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,730 I wouldn't know. 481 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,140 Are you a virgin? 482 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,400 That's a turn-on. 483 00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:30,930 I can't take it. We're going to starve to death. 484 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:34,710 Just hold on. You're Jason Masters for God's sake. 485 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,210 The whole world will be looking for you. 486 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:37,940 We'll be found in no time. 487 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:44,470 How'd you get so handy with the medical tape? 488 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,190 I'm going to be pre-med in the fall. 489 00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:48,680 Oh, I knew you were a smart girl. 490 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,900 Don't tell anyone. 491 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,490 Apparently, guys don't like girls with brains. 492 00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:56,750 I have met some of the most beautiful women in the world. 493 00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:59,850 But if they're brain dead, I move on. 494 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:05,010 I mean, what's the point of having beauty if you don't have brains, huh? 495 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,830 No, my girl's gotta be smart. 496 00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:12,370 Are you all right? You look a little flushed. 497 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,820 Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. Okay. 498 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:19,090 I'm gonna go. I'll be back. 499 00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:21,100 Well, what can I do? 500 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,990 Just rest that ankle. 501 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:26,060 And... Do your hair like this. 502 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,220 Perfect. 503 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,110 Anything? 504 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,150 Nothing, sir. 505 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,110 Beating sun. No food, no water. No chance. 506 00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:55,120 Scrambled. Fried. Poached. 507 00:33:42,610 --> 00:33:43,660 Jenny? 508 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:50,950 Jenny! 509 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,830 How do I get back to that beach? 510 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,270 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 511 00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:07,240 Jason! 512 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,890 Jason, we're saved! 513 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,270 Ah, you came back! 514 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,920 You were gone so long, I thought something happened to you. 515 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,580 I couldn't imagine going through this without you. 516 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,120 I need you. 517 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,110 You need me? 518 00:34:23,310 --> 00:34:24,360 Of course. 519 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,890 Don't worry, we'll get through this together. 520 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,110 How's your ankle? 521 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,210 Oh, this Advil's a life saver. Can't feel a thing. 522 00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:21,760 How'd you do that? 523 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,520 Oh, what? The fire? It's a little thing called physics. 524 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,210 You create kinetic energy between two surfaces. 525 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,600 And voila! Fire! 526 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,100 Where'd you learn that? 527 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,170 Girl Scouts. Oysters? 528 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:35,840 Sweet. 529 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:36,930 Where'd you get these? 530 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:38,690 The ocean of course. 531 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,320 I'm starving. 532 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,300 Well, not with Jenny Taylor on the case. 533 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,060 Oh, I hope you like mangoes. 534 00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:48,580 You're a lifesaver. 535 00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:01,350 How can they expect me to work with Jenny missing? 536 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,750 You still have a job to do. Go for it. 537 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,800 In the water. 538 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:28,930 Banana. 539 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,300 You rock. 540 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,180 I was just thinking that your life is such a whirlwind... 541 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,000 ...concerts, shooting on location. 542 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:04,800 How can you stand being alone with just me? 543 00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:06,240 It's not so bad. 544 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,990 It's actually the first time in two years that I've been able to think. 545 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,360 What do you think about? 546 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,990 Stuff. 547 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,510 Things. 548 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,940 Other stuff. You know. 549 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,590 The whole deal. 550 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,120 So, uh, your girlfriend must be going nuts right now. 551 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,970 She's not, cause I'm in between. 552 00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:33,690 You've gotta be kidding me. 553 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:36,100 No, it's like you said, you know, you get so busy. 554 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,520 - What about you, though? - What about me? 555 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,630 Your boyfriend. He must be going out of his mind. 556 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,670 Oh, I'm not with anyone. I'm as free as a bird. 557 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,860 Come on. I can't believe you haven't hooked up with some one. 558 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:53,570 I mean, A guy would be nuts to give up a girl like you. 559 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,430 Well, if you're trying to make me blush then... 560 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:00,990 ...you've succeeded. 561 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,740 You are an amazing girl. 562 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,300 And it sucks being marooned, but if I had to be marooned... 563 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,620 I'm glad it's with you. 564 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:18,110 Pretend that you didn't hear that. 565 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,580 You got it. 566 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,030 Good night. 567 00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:24,960 Good night. 568 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,430 Tonight on INN news. Are we spending too much money... 569 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,840 ...rescuing fat car stars. You'll decide. Let's take it again. 570 00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:46,420 Still no word from Jason Masters or his female companion, Jenny Taylor. 571 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,730 Was it love gone bad on the high seas that jilted lover... 572 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:51,650 ...sending him into the briny deep. Only time will tell. 573 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:56,570 Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos. 574 00:39:58,460 --> 00:39:59,510 Thirsty? 575 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:01,560 Yeah. 576 00:40:07,710 --> 00:40:08,610 You look... 577 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:11,960 Are you wearing lipstick? 578 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:15,740 Oh, I found some berries that had a great color. You like? 579 00:40:16,450 --> 00:40:17,560 Your hair. 580 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:18,740 Genetic. 581 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,880 You are the prettiest girl on the island. 582 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,400 Well, I'm the only girl on the island. 583 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,780 You're so optimistic. I love that about you. 584 00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:29,530 Well, that's what makes me me. 585 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:34,300 You saved my life, Jenny. I won't forget that. 586 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:37,210 Oh, you would've done the same for me. 587 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,150 - What was that? - What was what? 588 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,750 That. 589 00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,710 A tropical bird. A, uh, twin-breasted farthing. 590 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:48,860 Are you okay? 591 00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:53,050 Yes! I just remembered that I left my gas on at the apartment. 592 00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:55,570 It's gonna cost me a fortune. Kiwi? 593 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:57,920 Thanks. 594 00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:18,130 24,000 dollars. 595 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,310 Anaconda Records has declined to pick up this tab... 596 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,190 ...because Mr. Masters isn't residing here. 597 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,230 And you and your party... 598 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:26,490 ...have continued to get the massage, 599 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,560 the room service, the beer, the scuba lessons. 600 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,970 I can't pay this. 601 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,160 Really? 602 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,250 Listen. We're in a state of grieving. 603 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:37,810 Save it for someone who cares. 604 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,460 Damn, Milo, can you at least light a match? 605 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,150 This is inhumane. You've got to get us back the villa. 606 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,800 My going to take the bed. 607 00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,500 - I don't think so. - Stop me! 608 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,170 Milo! 609 00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,520 Milo, are you there? 610 00:41:58,490 --> 00:41:59,470 You lost Jason Masters. 611 00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:01,780 I didn't lose him. He bloody vanished. 612 00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:02,580 Find him. 613 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:05,750 That's mine! 614 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,620 Jason Masters is still lost at sea. 615 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:13,050 He was about to come out with a line of cologne called Masters Smell... 616 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:19,410 ...which was to feature his own DNA. Alas his DNA may be seen no more. 617 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:24,310 Is this enough? 618 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:27,610 - No. - Can I have some credit please? 619 00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:28,850 Credit, no. 620 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:29,970 No. 621 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,190 I've missed you. 622 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,450 Jenny! Oh my God! 623 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,950 - Ryan. - You're alive! I thought you were gone! 624 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,010 - Ryan! - Are you okay? 625 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:26,730 - Ryan! - What? 626 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,280 You're hugging me. I'm naked. 627 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,120 Oh. Sorry. 628 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:34,390 Okay. You're looking at me and I'm naked which isn't as bad... 629 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,940 ...as your hugging me naked but still it's really bad. 630 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:39,730 Towel! Towel! Towel! 631 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,240 I know. What's new? 632 00:43:41,690 --> 00:43:43,440 Brighton has me feeding sea lions over at Ocean World. 633 00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:44,520 Where have you been? 634 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,640 I mean do you have any idea what I've been going through? 635 00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:48,660 Oh, you missed me? That's sweet. 636 00:43:48,790 --> 00:43:49,970 Jenny, what happened? 637 00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:51,760 Kind of complicated. 638 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,450 Complicated? What does that mean? 639 00:43:54,170 --> 00:43:55,570 It's easier if I show you. 640 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:03,850 Are you out of your mind? 641 00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:07,150 - It just happened. - Isn't this kidnapping or something? 642 00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:10,420 No. It's only kidnapping when you know that you've been kidnapped. 643 00:44:11,090 --> 00:44:12,300 You do know how nuts you sound? 644 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,340 Ryan, I think he's actually falling for me. 645 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,830 Yeah, well, there's not a lot of competition. 646 00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:19,470 No, he likes that I'm smart, 647 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,720 and if this didn't happen, we wouldn't... 648 00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:22,480 ...have been able to get to know each other. 649 00:44:22,610 --> 00:44:23,890 It's cosmic. 650 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,540 Let me know when you get back from Jupiter. 651 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:30,600 - Ryan, I need your help. - No, you need to get a grip. 652 00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:33,590 This is exactly what I've been talking about-impulse control. 653 00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:36,440 You don't understand how wonderful he is. 654 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,840 What's so incredible about him? 655 00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,530 Look, I spent all of high school sequestered in the library... 656 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:42,420 ...just wishing that somebody would want me. 657 00:44:42,550 --> 00:44:45,130 And suddenly, Jason Masters likes me. 658 00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:49,580 Boring, Jenny Taylor from the suburbs of Massachusetts. 659 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,300 There's nothing wrong with being that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny. 660 00:44:52,430 --> 00:44:55,820 - Nothing at all. - Look, just help me, please. 661 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,090 Why can't you break into a rock star's hotel room like normal people? 662 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,260 This isn't about chasing a rock star. 663 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,120 I wouldn't care if he was a cab driver. 664 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,160 - Do you know why? - Why? 665 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,880 Because most people never find their soul mate and whether he's... 666 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:16,300 ...famous or not, I think that we may have something really special. 667 00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:27,080 - All right. - Thank you. 668 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,280 Shopping? 669 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,610 Yeah, I just needed to pick up a few things. 670 00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:44,400 For you? 671 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,730 - Sensitive skin. - What are you up to? 672 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:48,460 Nothing. Just shopping. 673 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:22,860 Oh my... 674 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,670 Let go of me! What is Jason Masters doing here? 675 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,480 - He's, well, shipwrecked. - Shipwrecked? 676 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,140 Well, he thinks he's shipwrecked. 677 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,520 Wait a minute. He thinks he's stranded. 678 00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:37,440 Three miles from a luxury resort. She didn't tell him? 679 00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:39,750 It sounds a lot worse when you say it. 680 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:42,060 Look! You can't tell anyone, ok? 681 00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:46,410 Moi? Spill the beans? Not a chance. 682 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:58,990 Okay, we ran out of Advil but this banana will take that ache away. 683 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:02,850 Who knew that bananas were painkillers? 684 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,610 The jungle is filled with medicinal wonders. 685 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,600 You rock me, baby. You rock me around the world twice. 686 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:14,060 Purgatory Love from your Respect the Dead CD. 687 00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,600 Yeah. Big hit for me. Triple Platinum. 688 00:47:18,890 --> 00:47:19,940 Oh... 689 00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:28,960 Help! 690 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,710 - Oh my God. - Help! 691 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,110 Help me! 692 00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:39,980 Thank God I made it. 693 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,530 I must have been out there for days. 694 00:47:43,950 --> 00:47:46,340 Oh! You need help? Are you okay? 695 00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:51,210 Who are you? 696 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,080 My name is Alexis Merriti. 697 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,590 I was here for the Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition. 698 00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:01,990 I was the winner, of course. 699 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,210 Some of the girls and I chartered a boat to celebrate. 700 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,170 ...and it was this horrible storm. I was the only one who survived. 701 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:12,650 We were in the same storm. 702 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:14,310 What island is this? 703 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,330 I hate to tell you this, but we don't know. 704 00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:18,370 This island's deserted. 705 00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:20,230 Are you okay? 706 00:48:21,770 --> 00:48:24,620 It's just the hunger... 707 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,300 Well, let me get you something. 708 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:31,260 One moment! 709 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:32,890 What are you doing? 710 00:48:32,970 --> 00:48:33,540 Come on. 711 00:48:33,670 --> 00:48:35,330 Do you actually think that you're in his league? 712 00:48:35,590 --> 00:48:38,180 Not a chance. Right idea. Wrong girl. 713 00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:39,110 I'm taking him away. 714 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:42,090 Well, you're too late. He's already fallen for moi. 715 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,390 Look out, Taylor. 716 00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:45,800 I teach this stuff at the learning annex. 717 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,030 Mademoiselle. 718 00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:56,290 Merci. You are a prince. 719 00:48:56,390 --> 00:48:57,600 - More? - Oui. 720 00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:59,810 Oui? Jenny. 721 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,700 Aren't you some sort of singer? 722 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,130 I guess you could say that. 723 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,190 I love music. 724 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:14,950 I can tell. 725 00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:20,160 I'm putting you to the spa, and here's your next assignment. 726 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,850 But I've never given a professional massage before. 727 00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:27,170 It's easy. Just rub. Mrs. Venable is back there. 728 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,620 Hey, good looking, what's cooking? 729 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,480 Pardon me, for one second. 730 00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,630 Wait you back. 731 00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,900 Excuse me, that lady in there has Elephantitus. 732 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,040 No. She's from the Midwest. 733 00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:45,600 Oh, you are a sick, evil little man. 734 00:49:45,730 --> 00:49:47,740 Si. And you're a float. 735 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,370 Go float! 736 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:55,070 Actually, I'm from the Big Apple. I like it deep. 737 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,220 Yes, Ma'am. 738 00:49:57,350 --> 00:49:58,940 We'll work all those kinks out. 739 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,850 Have you got a girlfriend? 740 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,220 Working on it. 741 00:50:04,550 --> 00:50:07,170 You shouldn't have to work too hard with hands like that. 742 00:50:07,530 --> 00:50:09,860 I... oh, oh, under my left shoulder blade. 743 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:13,500 Very nice. 744 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,550 What's the matter? 745 00:50:24,610 --> 00:50:25,760 My watch. 746 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,700 Feels like a Rolex. 747 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,970 - Do you mind if I just... - Go. Go ahead. 748 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,730 You are good. You are very, very good. 749 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,750 May I give you a massage? 750 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,180 Oh, okay, that's... 751 00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:06,790 Listen, Hernandez. 752 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,050 I know I was out of line when we first met. 753 00:51:10,310 --> 00:51:14,330 I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard and I'm very sorry. 754 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,020 That's so sweet, and I accept your apology a hundred times over. 755 00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:25,250 Now pack up! You're moving again. 756 00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,470 Yeah! 757 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:44,310 Yeah! 758 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,090 I never got out of the hotel when I played France. 759 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:53,850 What's it like? 760 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:56,470 Yeah. What is France like? 761 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,390 Oh. It's very beautiful. I did a lot of modeling there. 762 00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:01,540 - To France! - To France! 763 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,540 You know, Jenny, you could do some modeling, too. 764 00:52:16,670 --> 00:52:19,450 Parasites are probably eating her gums away. 765 00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,720 - Gross. - Poor dear. 766 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:24,730 Do you know the history of the French kiss? 767 00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:28,280 No, but history fascinates me. 768 00:52:38,970 --> 00:52:41,080 Rosie, quit that crying. 769 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,030 It's not Rosie, it's Gil. 770 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:44,510 He misses his cat. 771 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,330 Papaya must not agree with you. 772 00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:08,370 My music is commonly interpreted as existential but it's 773 00:54:08,510 --> 00:54:11,990 more of a steady reflection on the human deterioration... 774 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:16,030 Excuse me, we're having a personal conversation. 775 00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:19,090 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. 776 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:23,250 Anyway, you were saying? 777 00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:27,230 I was discovered at a mall in front of a Cinna-Bun. 778 00:54:27,350 --> 00:54:30,930 And this record promoter was there with his... kid. 779 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:33,560 You got the... 780 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,430 - Did you see that? - I know. 781 00:54:44,570 --> 00:54:46,130 Not a very clean girl. 782 00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:48,170 - No? - Absolutely no. 783 00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:50,930 Who knows what else has set up camp in her hair. 784 00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:55,320 Lice? Cock-a-roaches? Small moles? 785 00:54:55,450 --> 00:54:58,030 That girls needs a day for the Orkin man. 786 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,770 Don't worry, sweetheart, we'll shave all that off. 787 00:55:05,910 --> 00:55:07,090 It will grow back. 788 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,930 So. Tell me... 789 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:14,580 What inspires you when you write a song? 790 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:52,020 Wait! Stop! This is crazy. 791 00:55:52,150 --> 00:55:53,560 We are grown girls. 792 00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:55,890 We shouldn't be at each other's throats over a guy. 793 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,890 So in the spirit of sisterhood, truce? 794 00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:07,090 But I'm not a dancer. 795 00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:09,200 Look, one of the dancers was stung by a jelly fish. 796 00:56:09,330 --> 00:56:11,640 You will replace him. Just follow along. 797 00:56:11,770 --> 00:56:13,140 - When do I start? - You're late. 798 00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:14,160 What? 799 00:56:28,150 --> 00:56:29,910 Hey. We need to talk. 800 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,390 Yeah. This is really awkward, the two of you fighting... 801 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:38,000 ...like wildcats for my attention. I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot. 802 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:41,260 Right. Okay. Listen. 803 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,050 I want you to know, it's you, Jenny. 804 00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:44,300 It's you I want. 805 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:48,110 I mean, Alexis has a smoking hot body. 806 00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,150 But, you're the one I want. 807 00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:53,230 You really like me? 808 00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:54,740 I do, Jenny. 809 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,520 Mucho. 810 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,760 But I want to let Alexis down easy, so how am I gonna tell her? 811 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:04,970 Oh, let me. 812 00:57:05,650 --> 00:57:06,930 You are vicious. 813 00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:09,480 I love it. 814 00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:25,000 - Jason! You know what we could use? - What? 815 00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:28,970 - A private concert. - You know what? That's a great idea. 816 00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:30,450 Yeah, you should perform to us. 817 00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,100 - And we'll watch. - Right now? 818 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,580 Yep, right now! 819 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,050 All right. 820 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,570 Let's see. 821 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,320 I'm not used to this, but... 822 00:57:43,890 --> 00:57:46,510 I think about you all the time. 823 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,710 Your face is etched into my mind. 824 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:54,030 I can't breathe without us... ...sharing air. 825 00:57:54,770 --> 00:58:00,300 Impossible it seems to be that you could tame a guy like me. 826 00:58:00,430 --> 00:58:05,190 I feel I'm not myself. But I don't care. 827 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,580 I've been waiting here for hours. 828 00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:12,330 Just you on my mind. Yeah... 829 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,500 The avenues of hope. 830 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,520 Quickly losing time. 831 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:21,130 Always wondering can she be smitten... 832 00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:25,010 ...through my hands. I've examined its dance... 833 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:29,990 And I find I'm going crazy... 834 00:58:35,470 --> 00:58:36,810 - You like that, huh? - Oh, he is the best. 835 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:41,930 There's some more to it, too. But we'll do that later. 836 00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:44,840 It's a mess, home boy. Look around. 837 00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:46,670 Swim somewhere. 838 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,670 We're talking DJ love. Cause I know what the ladies crave. 839 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,730 She's just a girl, and she's like my best friend. 840 00:58:53,870 --> 00:58:56,010 - I don't know. - Uh, huh. I know this one. 841 00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,180 You gotta let the woman know you're in charge, man. 842 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,360 She'll laugh at me. 843 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,760 Let her mock your ass. You don't care. Look at me. 844 00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:06,570 I ain't all that but you know what I've got, baby, confidence. 845 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:09,160 Confidence. It's the ultimate aphrodisiac. 846 00:59:09,290 --> 00:59:11,460 I thought power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. 847 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,990 Well, I ain't got any of that so it's confidence. 848 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,370 I don't care if I get slapped up the side 849 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,090 of the head nine times out of ten. 850 00:59:17,230 --> 00:59:18,850 Because if number 10 gets freaky on my ass... 851 00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:23,240 ...then it's worth the pain. So, are you the man or what? 852 00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,700 Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah. 853 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,560 The man, yeah. Repeat after me. 854 00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:29,350 - You the man. - You the man. 855 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,980 Not "you," "I!" 856 00:59:31,470 --> 00:59:33,000 - I'm the man. - Say it again! 857 00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:34,150 I'm the man. 858 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,400 Go get it, dog. 859 00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:46,280 I'm the man. 860 00:59:46,830 --> 00:59:48,010 Mama-Wanna please. 861 00:59:48,110 --> 00:59:51,620 Damn. You got a booty like a little baby cow, girl. 862 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,240 My bad. 863 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,160 But still little don. 864 00:59:57,290 --> 00:59:58,150 Hey. 865 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,350 Hey. 866 01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,600 Hey, baby. 867 01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,070 What are you wearing? 868 01:00:27,210 --> 01:00:28,620 Are you going to a costume party? 869 01:00:29,030 --> 01:00:30,460 Don't be hitting on my new clothes. 870 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,330 Oh, what's that smell? 871 01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:35,560 Caribbean Sunset. My new after shave. 872 01:00:35,690 --> 01:00:36,520 Do you like it? 873 01:00:36,650 --> 01:00:38,080 It reminds me of Windex. 874 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,490 - Oh, I get it. - Get what? 875 01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:44,770 You're doing somebody. 876 01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,180 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 877 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,420 Morty Purvis, that kid from eighth grade, 878 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:50,180 the one that used to wear... 879 01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:51,720 ...really weird clothes and horrible cologne. 880 01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:53,220 You captured him to a T. 881 01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:56,010 Pretty good, huh? 882 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:57,990 Yeah, but Ryan, come here. 883 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:01,830 Things on the other side of the island are out of control. 884 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,140 I don't know what to do. 885 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:05,280 Tell them the truth. 886 01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,940 No, I can't. 887 01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:09,570 He told me that I'm the one. 888 01:01:09,930 --> 01:01:12,030 - Did he? - Yes, God! 889 01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:14,240 What do you do when all your dreams come true? 890 01:01:15,690 --> 01:01:17,090 Keep it to yourself. 891 01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:20,200 What? Aren't you psyched for me? 892 01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:21,570 Yeah, Jenny. 893 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,660 I'm really happy for you. Look, I've gotta go. 894 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:27,810 Hey, where are you going? 895 01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:30,020 I've gotta go return this necklace to Chase. 896 01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,500 Bye. 897 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:54,720 Jenny, we're great together. 898 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:59,070 We've always been great together. I can't get you out of my mind. 899 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,480 But we're friends. 900 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:08,420 I fully expect you to blow me off. 901 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:11,080 I can't hold a candle to a pop star. 902 01:02:11,490 --> 01:02:14,310 - I'm out of here. - Hold on. Talk to me. 903 01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:16,450 Ryan, wait. 904 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,290 I'm going home. Have a good summer. 905 01:02:26,690 --> 01:02:28,580 Look over there. What is that? 906 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,500 At 0600 hours Eastern Time, the life raft used by Jason Masters... 907 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,470 ...was recovered, degraded, burned and battered. 908 01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:40,700 It is the Coast Guard's position that without this life raft... 909 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:45,660 ...the survival of Jason Masters and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely. 910 01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:49,500 At 0900 hours, orders were given to suspend the search. 911 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,920 Meanwhile, around the world, fans prayed... 912 01:02:54,050 --> 01:02:57,310 ...that the popular singing sensation will be found alive. 913 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,840 We'll keep you updated on developments in the search for Jason Masters. 914 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,040 I was Miss California two years running. 915 01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:22,170 Nobody cut the mustard second year, so they extended me. 916 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:24,230 There she is. Hello, gorgeous. 917 01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:25,850 Hi. 918 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:27,610 What's wrong with you? 919 01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:34,010 Jason, I have to tell you something. 920 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:34,680 What's up? 921 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:38,710 I have adored you from the first moment I saw you on MTV. 922 01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:40,920 I was in love with you. 923 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:45,010 But, it's ridiculous because I didn't even know you. 924 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,740 But I thought that if we had some time to get to know each other... 925 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:50,360 ...you'd see how great I was. 926 01:03:52,130 --> 01:03:53,470 That's crazy, right? 927 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,790 You don't deserve what I did to you. 928 01:03:58,180 --> 01:03:58,870 What did you do to me? 929 01:03:59,010 --> 01:04:01,880 She's caught jungle fever, Jason. She's lost her mind. 930 01:04:02,110 --> 01:04:03,640 Can it, Alexis. 931 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,300 I know that after I tell you this, you're going to have me terminated. 932 01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:13,560 But whatever. I don't care. I just need this to end. 933 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,770 Jenny! 934 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,810 - Stop it, now! - I have to tell him. 935 01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:21,080 What are you talking about? What is she talking about? 936 01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:22,870 We're still on St. Luchas. 937 01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:28,220 Oh! Hey! Help! 938 01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:30,230 - Help! - We're not marooned! 939 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,090 - What? - I thought we were, 940 01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:35,540 but when I found out we weren't, I didn't tell you. 941 01:04:36,190 --> 01:04:37,720 The resort is through that jungle. 942 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:44,120 You have no idea how sorry you're gonna be. 943 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,080 Yeah! 944 01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:47,070 What are you talking about? You're part of this! 945 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,340 Mois? 946 01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,580 Help! Help! Help! 947 01:04:52,090 --> 01:04:54,400 When my lawyers get through with you two... 948 01:04:54,530 --> 01:04:57,880 ...there's gonna be nothing left but a smoking cinder. 949 01:04:59,970 --> 01:05:01,720 - Jason! - Thanks, man. 950 01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:03,280 Jason! Wait. 951 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,190 No. No, no! No! 952 01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,200 She's crazy. 953 01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:12,410 I'm just as scared and confused as you are. 954 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:13,690 - You dropped something. - What? 955 01:05:13,820 --> 01:05:15,200 Your accent. 956 01:05:15,970 --> 01:05:17,340 Go! Go! 957 01:05:17,470 --> 01:05:19,840 - Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters? - Yeah, that's me, let's go. 958 01:05:19,970 --> 01:05:21,790 Oh, my God! 959 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:29,080 You ruined everything. 960 01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:32,560 I had him in the palm of my hand and you blew it! 961 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,630 I'll pick you up at Logan. What time, son? 962 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,740 - My plane gets in at ten. - What happened? 963 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:17,300 It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get home. 964 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:39,320 How's this? You can get out now. 965 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,220 Breaking news from storm watch central. 966 01:06:43,350 --> 01:06:45,140 Hurricane Sandy has suddenly shifted course... 967 01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:47,570 ...and is headed for the resort island of St Lucha. 968 01:06:47,710 --> 01:06:50,550 It has left a trail of destruction and devastation across the Caribbean. 969 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:53,460 Forced evacuation has been ordered by the local authorities. 970 01:06:53,590 --> 01:06:56,310 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? 971 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,000 Everyone, attention. 972 01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:00,720 We're can't get out. One hundred mile an hour winds... 973 01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:01,870 ...they close the airport. 974 01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:04,460 We have to double up the people in the rooms. 975 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:08,760 What's up, Ryan? You know the hurricane's coming. 976 01:07:08,890 --> 01:07:11,340 - Where's it making landfall? - On the other side of the island. 977 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,100 What's wrong? 978 01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,200 Ryan, where are you going? 979 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,960 You know it's a hurricane out there. 980 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,560 You might get caught up in it, Ryan! 981 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,160 That's one crazy white boy. 982 01:07:36,410 --> 01:07:37,330 I'll get you. 983 01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,690 I got your license number, buddy. Yeah, I got it. 984 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,500 Jenny! Where are you? 985 01:08:12,730 --> 01:08:13,770 Jenny! 986 01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:15,730 Jenny! 987 01:08:22,550 --> 01:08:23,480 Ryan! 988 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,790 Oh, my God! 989 01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:46,510 - Ryan! - Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming. 990 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:47,890 Ryan! 991 01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:50,700 - Jenny! - It's stuck! 992 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:52,680 Hold on. I got you. 993 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:00,950 Come on. 994 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,040 - Where are we? - Come on. 995 01:09:13,170 --> 01:09:15,440 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'll be fine. 996 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:18,870 We're safe now. I'm going to make a fire. 997 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,060 You saved my life. 998 01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:31,500 I did, didn't I? 999 01:10:21,970 --> 01:10:24,650 Come on, there's got to be something at Tower Records for me. 1000 01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:27,240 I could be a cashier. Yeah? 1001 01:10:27,630 --> 01:10:28,740 Milo. 1002 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:31,370 Is it you? 1003 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:33,740 Yeah. 1004 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:36,610 You're alive! You're alive! 1005 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:39,820 That's cool. That's cool. Enough. 1006 01:10:42,450 --> 01:10:43,430 Sorry. 1007 01:10:45,970 --> 01:10:46,830 What happened? 1008 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,650 You've got the whole world going ape over this. 1009 01:10:48,780 --> 01:10:51,080 It's been a bloody freak show. Where the hell were you? 1010 01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:55,040 I was blowing chunks over the side and fell in. 1011 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,330 This chick saves me. 1012 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,500 We think we're marooned on an island 1013 01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,980 only we're still in St. Luchas. 1014 01:11:00,110 --> 01:11:01,520 You were on St. Luchas the whole time? 1015 01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:03,140 She doesn't tell me, okay. I'm an idiot. 1016 01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,320 - Who else knows? - That I'm an idiot? 1017 01:11:05,450 --> 01:11:07,430 Who else knows about your shipwreck? 1018 01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,990 Only the people that picked me up. 1019 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,780 They can be paid off. 1020 01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:16,140 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 1021 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:17,360 Are you okay? 1022 01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,750 Yeah, I just need to shower and crash. 1023 01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:21,930 It's not always completely sold out. He's not going to do it. 1024 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,080 Milo, that's her. 1025 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,830 - Are you sure? - Yeah, the blond. 1026 01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:30,090 Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like to have a word with you. 1027 01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:31,020 Excuse me, who are you? 1028 01:11:31,150 --> 01:11:32,740 Oh. Here love. 1029 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,540 Have some free tickets. Right this way. 1030 01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:35,620 - Ryan. - No. 1031 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,890 Please, Jason, really, really wants to see you. 1032 01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:39,950 Hold on! 1033 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:44,030 - Good to see you, babe. - Okay, I'm really confused. 1034 01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:47,750 Look, Jenny, despite your lies, depravity, and deception... 1035 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,830 ...I still meant what I said on the beach. 1036 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,490 About destroying me? 1037 01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:54,700 No, no, about liking you. 1038 01:11:54,830 --> 01:11:56,100 He can't stop talking about you. 1039 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,790 Oh my God, Jason, you were right. 1040 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,710 She is adorable. 1041 01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:03,150 Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan... 1042 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,610 Jenny, we're gonna have a little press conference. 1043 01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,160 To tell Jason's adoring fans about the last few days... 1044 01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:11,370 ...and we need you to say a few little words, too, love. 1045 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,740 A press conference? 1046 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:14,850 Yeah, we'll take a few pictures. Get me Natasha. 1047 01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:16,360 Tell her we have a hair emergency. 1048 01:12:16,490 --> 01:12:18,500 Okay, Ryan's just outside. 1049 01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:19,940 He'll keep. 1050 01:12:20,590 --> 01:12:21,350 I'm from US Weekly. 1051 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:23,110 Is there any chance I can get in to see Jason? 1052 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,390 What's going on? 1053 01:12:24,710 --> 01:12:25,920 - Ryan. - Gil, get him out. 1054 01:12:26,470 --> 01:12:27,820 No wait! Let him stay. 1055 01:12:29,610 --> 01:12:33,830 Look. To you Jenny may just be some crazy fan from Massachusetts. 1056 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:35,070 I mean I know she can be a little 1057 01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:38,140 impulsive and get carried away sometimes. 1058 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:43,420 But she's the most amazing girl you will ever meet. 1059 01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:47,620 And you are lucky to have her care so much about you. 1060 01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:53,190 Jenny, I love you. 1061 01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,700 Is this your boyfriend? 1062 01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:01,220 - Lose the geek. - Guess not. 1063 01:13:01,350 --> 01:13:02,120 Let' go. 1064 01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:04,350 - Come on. - Ryan. 1065 01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:07,620 He'll be fine, love. They won't hurt him. 1066 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,790 Stop this! Jenny! Jenny! 1067 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:12,710 I really need you to help me out on this. 1068 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,670 Okay, but I... 1069 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:18,240 This will all go away if we just play it right. 1070 01:13:20,550 --> 01:13:22,410 Welcome to the Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch... 1071 01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:24,540 Jason Masters is back! 1072 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:27,720 The Villa now. 1073 01:13:28,390 --> 01:13:32,420 Ladies and Gentlemen, Jason Masters! 1074 01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:42,430 Erin Dood with the U.S. News. 1075 01:13:42,570 --> 01:13:43,430 You. 1076 01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:46,210 Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone. Can you tell us what happened to you? 1077 01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:48,320 It's a million dollar question, isn't it? 1078 01:13:48,930 --> 01:13:50,340 Don't leave us in the dark, Jason. 1079 01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:53,760 I was on a cruise ship with some friends. 1080 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:58,400 And a young lady fell overboard. Naturally, I dove in to save her. 1081 01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:04,130 I managed to steer the tiny raft to a deserted island. 1082 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,650 Where I had to catch fish with my bare hands. 1083 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,120 Where did you learn all that? 1084 01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:11,330 Boy Scouts. 1085 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,990 I built a ship out of palm trees. 1086 01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:18,240 Sailed back to St. Luchas, 1087 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,350 navigating by the stars, of course. 1088 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:27,840 It was with the support of one beautiful woman... 1089 01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:29,980 ...that gave the will to carry on... 1090 01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:32,260 Jason Masters... 1091 01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:35,270 So! Tell us how you made it. 1092 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:38,840 Regale us with your Navy Seals like survival skills. 1093 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:40,890 Who are you? What's your name? 1094 01:14:41,030 --> 01:14:41,760 Jason! Jason! 1095 01:14:41,890 --> 01:14:43,420 Who is this woman? 1096 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,120 What about Jenny Taylor? 1097 01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,640 Who is the woman? One more question here. 1098 01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:48,610 Who is the lady? 1099 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:52,420 And that one woman is Alexis Menetti! 1100 01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,110 Who's that? 1101 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,960 - What are you doing? - Saving both of us. 1102 01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:59,780 And I know they wouldn't want me to spill the beans... 1103 01:14:59,910 --> 01:15:02,110 But what the heck, I'm going to do it anyway. 1104 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,530 May I present to all of you the future... 1105 01:15:05,670 --> 01:15:09,940 Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti. 1106 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:14,070 Jenny all the reports have you on the island with Jason. 1107 01:15:14,210 --> 01:15:17,560 Well, that was just a publicity cover-up for the real affair. 1108 01:15:18,150 --> 01:15:20,900 I don't know, I guess they wanted a really pretty girl. 1109 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,260 Tell us, Jenny, so you're not with Jason? 1110 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,860 No. 1111 01:15:26,340 --> 01:15:28,540 My boyfriend is Ryan Howell. 1112 01:15:29,380 --> 01:15:32,250 And he's standing right back there. 1113 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,620 Now that's what I'm talking about! 1114 01:15:50,690 --> 01:15:51,320 Hi. 1115 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:52,630 Hi. 1116 01:15:53,730 --> 01:15:56,180 So, uh, what are you doing tonight? 1117 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,760 - Huh? - What are you doing tonight? 1118 01:15:57,890 --> 01:16:00,410 I was thinking we could hang out. 1119 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,620 You don't have to if you don't want to. 1120 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,170 You know, we could do something... 1121 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:07,710 If you can't... 1122 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,080 Jenny. Please 1123 01:16:09,790 --> 01:16:11,250 Assert yourself. 1124 01:16:11,710 --> 01:16:13,270 I love you. 1125 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,380 How's that? 1126 01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:24,920 It's a start. 1127 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,400 So why now? Why not two years ago? 1128 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:31,230 Well, I finally took the advice from a good friend. 1129 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,690 I don't want to be ninety and dead, thinking I should have tried. 1130 01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:37,300 Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean... 1131 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,130 ...can you sink when you're dead? 1132 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,970 I'd like to dedicate this song to my new wife, Alexis... Masters. 1133 01:17:40,670 --> 01:17:46,200 I think about you all the time. Your face is etched into my mind. 1134 01:17:46,330 --> 01:17:50,230 I can't breathe without us sharing love. 1135 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:57,500 Impossible it seems to be that you can tame a guy like me. 1136 01:17:57,630 --> 01:18:01,690 Feeling not myself, but I don't care. 1137 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,820 No I don't care. 1138 01:18:05,340 --> 01:18:09,300 I've been waiting here for hours... 1139 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,120 ...just you on my mind. 1140 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:14,900 Never lose hope. 1141 01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:19,290 Quickly losing time. Always wondering... 1142 01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:22,710 ...can she be slipping through my hands. 1143 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:28,890 I've examined its snares and I find I'm going crazy. 1144 01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:32,370 Crazy, yeah. Oh... 1145 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:40,240 I'm going crazy... crazy... I can't... I can't... 1146 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:43,540 ...get you out of my mind... mind... 1147 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:30,480 Yeah! 1148 01:19:31,670 --> 01:19:32,920 We love you! 1149 01:19:33,370 --> 01:19:35,280 - Thank you. - That's my girl. 1150 01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:37,970 Goodnight, Winnipeg. 84370

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