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♪♪
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(GIGGLES)
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Okay, that's everything
I need for camp.
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Oh, wait.
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Clothes.
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(EXHALES) Let's see.
Snake bite kit,
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spider bite kit,
kid bite kit.
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And because I'm clearly
heading towards my doom...
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My will.
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I left my rubber duckie
to charity?
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I should update this.
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(SNIFFS)
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Ew!
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All packed!
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Wait, where's my toothbrush?
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Eh, it's only two months.
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Wow. You sure
are sparkly.
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At least we won't
lose you in the woods.
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I put sparkles on everything.
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Which really annoys our cat,
Mr. Sparkles.
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Hey.
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If you're trying to smuggle
another kid in without paying,
that's frowned upon,
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especially since this suitcase
has no airholes.
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No, those are my trophies.
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I've never lost a pageant,
except for
Little Miss Toddler.
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I got 10 points taken off
for making a boom-boom
in my pull-ups.
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Wow, they're strict.
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BTW, it's a long drive
to camp,
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so you just let me know
if you're feeling
a boom-boom build up.
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Hey, little buddy.
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Wait!
(SPRAYS)
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You must be Matteo.
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How'd you know?
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I read your file. Apparently
you're allergic to everything
except oxygen.
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Still waiting
on those test results.
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And this whole thing
was my mother's idea.
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I don't wanna go to camp.
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It's a dangerous, germ-ridden,
animal-infested death trap.
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With s'mores!
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Cousin Lou!
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Finn!
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Last time I saw you,
Aunt Loreen was pulling you
out of the well.
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That penny was worth it.
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I can't wait to see
Camp Kikiwaka!
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I can't wait to see
our rebuilt cabins.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Gladys didn't
rebuild our cabins.
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Can you believe
she would be that cheap?
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Yes! This is the woman
who made us use leaves
for toilet paper.
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I did like that
they were maple-scented.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
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Are we there yet?
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If we were there,
the bus wouldn't be moving.
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Okey-dokey, campers,
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let's sing!
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♪ A hundred boxes of juice
on the wall
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♪ A hundred boxes of... ♪
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No one? Really?
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Uh, Destiny?
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I kind of need that mirror
to drive,
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so how about you sit down,
belt up and sing along?
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I only do solos,
and you're pitchy.
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This bus is filthy.
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I should have bought
more hand sanitizer.
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Ew!
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Do you know how many
germs live on
the average human foot?
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Thirty-seven.
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That's my go-to number
for everything,
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which is probably why
I failed math.
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Uh-oh!
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I'm gonna be sick.
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(VOMITS)
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(LAUGHS) Awesome aim, dude.
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You nailed that moose.
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(CONTINUES VOMITING)
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Go for distance!
I have to wash the bus.
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So, it looks like Gladys
took the insurance check,
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and everyone's deposits
for the summer,
then left town for good.
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How do you know
she's not coming back?
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Because when I checked
her cabin, the shrine
to our dad was gone.
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Even the Morgan mannequin
with amazingly life-like hair?
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That was his hair.
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Gladys paid me
to bring some from home.
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What? A hundred bucks
is a hundred bucks.
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You guys are gonna love
Camp Kiki...
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Whoa.
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Wow. Who got mad
and beat this place up?
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Guys.
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Is it just me or do
our cabins still look
a little charcoal-y?
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Okay, Lou,
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we have a little bit
of bad news.
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And it may be
a tad difficult for you.
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Gladys skipped town
with the dough,
and the camp is kaput.
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No!
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Are we there yet?
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Oh, no!
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The mess hall
is a hot mess!
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On the bright side,
we can use the splinters
in my butt
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to start a fire later.
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The bench is broken.
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Like my heart.
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Oh, look, I know
we're all really sad,
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but we have a busload
of bummed-out campers.
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And someone has to figure out
what we're going to do.
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Agreed.
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Where is that someone?
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She means us.
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Oh, that is too bad,
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because I was contemplating
joining Lou in her ugly cry.
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It's not ugly.
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Is it, Emma?
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No!
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Anyway, it's too late
to drive back, so we're
stuck here for tonight.
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Let's just try to make
the best of it,
for the campers.
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Agreed. I shall go into
the kitchen to prepare
a tasty snack.
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What food could still be
good after nine months?
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Otter Nuggets. The expiration
date on those things is,
"You should live so long."
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Look! They're all dead.
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Diego, Ronaldo, Pele.
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And Wolfgang.
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His mother was Brazilian,
his father was
a German botanist,
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it's all very complicated!
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I'm gonna go help Ravi.
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I just can't believe we won't
be spending the summer
at Camp Kikiwaka.
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I mean, this is where
I learned to swim
and ride a bike.
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And tie my shoes.
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You first came to camp
when you were eight.
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Don't judge me.
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We were a clog-wearing family.
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Lou, I know it's hard...
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Right? I mean,
I make the bunny ears,
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but then, is it over?
Is it under?
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Is it through?
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I meant, I was really looking
forward to the summer, too.
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I was going
to be a counselor.
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And you were
finally going to teach me
the secret Kikiwaka handshake
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invented by
Jedediah Swearengen.
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Oh, right. Here it is.
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That's it?
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The man had a hook.
What did you expect?
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So, unfortunately,
tomorrow everyone
has to go home.
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ALL: Aw!
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Yay!
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But we're going to make
tonight the most fun
night ever. Right, Lou?
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(SOBS) That's right.
So much fun.
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This is awesome!
And since the cabins
are literally toast,
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we get to sleep outside.
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Outside? Like animals?
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Is that safe?
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I sure hope not. (HOWLS)
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What is wrong with you?
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Well, according to
my teachers, I...
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The less we know,
the better.
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I know this place looks like
a mess, but Camp Kikiwaka
can be beautiful.
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So beautiful.
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Especially when the moon
glints off the dead
fish-bellies in the lake.
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Things don't last long
in our lake.
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We once saw an entire beaver
dissolve in 10 minutes.
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They really should have
mentioned that
in the brochure.
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Look!
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More dark fur! Whatever
wrecked this place was also
apparently manscaping.
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And used our door
as a scratching post.
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Do you think
whatever it was is gone?
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Uh, yes, of course.
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After all, there's nothing
left to eat in here.
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(ANIMAL GROWLS)
(BOTH GASP)
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Except us!
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I say we order takeout.
Agreed!
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, so, the first thing
we're going to do is...
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Bear in the mess hall!
Run!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Matteo, run!
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I thought I was!
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It works better
when you move your legs.
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Seventy-eight, seventy-nine,
eighty, and... Eighty-one?
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That's one too many.
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Someone's got two heads.
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Ugh, it's just Timmy.
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Shoo, Timmy.
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Okay, everybody,
we can all relax.
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Because it turns out,
it was just a baby bear.
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Good thing I went back
to assess the danger, or we
would not have known that.
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You went back
because you dropped me.
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The important thing is,
we're all safe.
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Unless there are
any puppies or kittens
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Zuri and Ravi
wanna warn us about.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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In their defense, any bear
is a flea-covered nuisance.
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Hey, that's what my mom calls
my Uncle Pooter.
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Hey, you leave my dad
out of this.
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(GRUNTS)
Why do you need
that window open?
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You don't smell
that overpowering
stench of bear?
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Oh. I thought that was Finn.
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00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,603
I give up. We've got
stuck windows, broken benches.
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This place is never gonna
be in shape for dinner.
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00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,560
Not necessarily.
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A pageant girl
is always prepared.
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00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,320
What do you mean?
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00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,152
We can fix this bench
with double-sided tape,
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which I normally use
to keep from getting
a swimsuit wedgie.
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00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,026
Wow. This tape is strong.
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That must really hurt
when you rip it off your butt.
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00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,539
I'll say. Once, I did
a pageant in Georgia,
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00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,500
and they heard me screaming
in Tennessee.
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00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:14,627
So, the bear ate everything
in the freezer except
these Otter Nuggets.
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That bear has good
survival instincts.
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Yeah, it left these,
but ate the fridge magnets.
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The ones
with inspirational sayings?
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Yep.
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00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,734
"While beggars
cannot be choosers,"
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to quote my favorite magnet.
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00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:33,567
Perhaps I can improve these
Otter Nuggets with some of
this spilled paprika!
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Those are fire ants.
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Yes, yes, they are!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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(WHIMPERING)
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00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,582
Okay, so, we Woodchucks
may not have our own cabin,
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but, I give you
Woodchuck tent.
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Oh, that looks cozy.
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Just leave the flap open.
Those Otter Nuggets
aren't sitting too well.
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Why is the girls' tent
so much bigger than ours?
Yeah!
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It is called
chivalry, gentlemen.
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Plus, the big one
was too heavy
for me to carry.
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(CHUCKLES) Destiny,
we're only here for one night.
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Did you really need to unpack
all of your trophies?
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Yes. Basking in the glow
of my past victories
helps me sleep.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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I always tap dance
before bed.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Tent rule number one,
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under no circumstances
will there be tap dancing
of any sort.
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Legs will be broken.
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Ow.
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Uh, Destiny?
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00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,574
Your Junior Miss Sunshine
trophy was just where
the sun don't shine.
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(GRUNTS) This ground
has no lumbar support.
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00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:07,406
Then tuck a nice,
soft rock under your back
and go to bed.
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(LEAVES RUSTLING)
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00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,746
What are you doing?
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I'm checking for anything
with wings, fangs, scales
or udders.
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00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,796
Udders?
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00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,590
Cows freak me out.
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00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,224
I will add that to your list,
right after "squirrels
with an attitude."
248
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,312
Now, let us rest.
249
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,900
(BRANCH CREAKING)
(SCREAMS) Cow!
250
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,647
Matteo, that is just a branch.
251
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,859
(SCREAMS) Cow with a branch!
252
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,413
You must be real popular
at sleepovers.
253
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,743
I've never been
to a sleepover.
254
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,253
That is a shock.
255
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,712
I mean, Finn, that was mean!
256
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,165
Okay, time to go home.
257
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,510
Everybody on the bus.
258
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,762
Hey. Know what
I've never done?
259
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,804
Used a hygiene product?
Chewed with your mouth closed?
260
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,052
Learned to spell your name?
261
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,812
Taken a selfie
with a bear. BRB.
262
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,637
No, that's dangerous!
263
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,604
Get back here!
264
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,688
I'm really gonna
miss this place.
265
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,318
But thanks to you guys'
support, I think
I'm gonna be okay, so...
266
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,858
No more tears.
267
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,782
(BOTH SOBBING)
268
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,743
I'm gonna miss this place.
269
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,159
Oh, me, too,
I will never forget it.
270
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,584
I am taking memories.
271
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,081
You're taking fire ants.
272
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,000
Again.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
273
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,594
Will you two chill?
It's just a camp.
274
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,677
It's gonna be okay, guys.
It's all gonna work out.
275
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,347
Just get on the bus.
Stay strong, Lou!
276
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,846
You are their rock,
the wind beneath their wings.
277
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,600
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
278
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,654
Let go of my hearing hole.
279
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,188
(ENGINE STARTS)
280
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,987
Wait! Stop!
281
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,954
They left without us!
282
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,367
Awesome!
283
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,945
(HOWLS) Ow!
284
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,075
And you're the last person
on Earth I'd pick
to be stuck with.
285
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,214
Hey, guys.
286
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,459
Make that second to last.
287
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:28,594
Phew! Word to the wise,
do not go in the woods
for a while.
288
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,755
Where is everybody?
289
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,854
They've left,
so we're on our own.
290
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,475
(SPEAKING PORTUGUESE)
291
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,479
He's an alien!
292
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,032
And he's speaking
to his evil overlords!
293
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,986
I'm gonna hit him
with a shovel.
294
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,486
No! I'm sure there's
a logical explanation for why
he's talking like that.
295
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,243
I panic in Portuguese.
296
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,866
You're a strange little boy.
297
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:59,964
Matteo, calm down.
I'm sure they'll notice
we're missing.
298
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,174
Oh, my gosh!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
299
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,379
We have to turn around.
300
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,342
What's wrong? Did you leave
something at camp?
Yes!
301
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,927
Oh, never mind.
302
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,559
I guess I can get another
toothpaste cap.
303
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,728
But we can never get
another Camp Kikiwaka.
304
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:19,847
You said it, sister.
305
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,727
Should we sing
the Camp Kikiwaka song?
306
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,726
One last time?
307
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,275
Okay, but only if you
promise to stop crying.
308
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,529
I can't take any more
snot bubbles.
309
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,038
ALL: ♪ Here we go
310
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,655
♪ We're leaving
the city behind... ♪
311
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,253
(SOBBING) Kikiwaka!
312
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,457
Give me some of that camp.
313
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,884
See? I told you guys
we'd have fun.
314
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,392
I can't believe
I caught a fish.
315
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,096
Technically, it swam into
your pants when you fell
in the lake.
316
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,392
A lesser man would have
removed his pants immediately.
317
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,904
But I bravely kept mine on.
318
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,895
Which we thank you for.
319
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:10,356
Destiny, it's so cool
you can gut these fish
with your bare hands.
320
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,244
You just gotta have
the right manicure.
321
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,907
♪ Ninety-two boxes
of tears on the wall
322
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,911
♪ Ninety-two boxes of tears
323
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,583
♪ You take one down
Lou.
324
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,172
♪ You pass it around
92... ♪
Lou. Lou!
325
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,342
You do realize you're
the only one singing, right?
326
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,877
I don't care.
327
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,183
Come on, Finn, sing along,
or I'll tell everyone
you name your boogers.
328
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,814
Which I guess
I just did. Finn?
329
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:40,809
Finn?
330
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,690
Finn!
331
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,977
Uh, guys...
He's not here.
332
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,784
What?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
333
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,243
Neither are Matteo
or Destiny!
334
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,696
I can't believe we left
three campers behind.
335
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,789
Percentage wise,
that's not that bad.
336
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,173
Oh, hi, there.
337
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,420
You look like a Reggie.
338
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,968
Reggie, meet Greg.
339
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,966
"Hi, there."
"Hi, bro."
340
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,928
I can't believe they still
haven't come back for us.
341
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,559
Well, Lou's not the most
observant person.
342
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,309
Her first boyfriend
was a scarecrow.
343
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,612
And that lasted six months.
344
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,111
But what if they never
come back?
345
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,704
They will.
Lou's also very loyal.
346
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,826
And never forgets a friend.
She still writes
to that scarecrow.
347
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,454
I actually don't mind
if we're here a little longer.
348
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,957
It's a nice change of pace
from being in pageants.
349
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,866
I thought
you loved competing.
350
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,634
Yeah, don't you collect
the tears
of your competitors
351
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,088
in a vial that you wear
around your neck?
352
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,509
Yeah.
353
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,471
But it's a lot of pressure
to have to look perfect
354
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,929
and be perfect all the time.
355
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,980
Now I've got stringy hair,
muddy clothes
356
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,805
and it's been really fun.
357
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,110
I've helped a lot of people
enjoy a muddier lifestyle.
358
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,111
You know, it's weird.
359
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,280
Even though this place
is a death trap,
it's been kind of fun.
360
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,486
In fact, I'm not even
scared anymore.
361
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,580
(GROWLING)
What was that?
362
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,036
It's probably just that
cute little bear cub again.
363
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,996
Hey, I can finally
get my selfie!
364
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,748
(GROWLING)
365
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,089
(ALL SCREAM)
Bear!
366
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,131
Do you think it saw us
come in here?
367
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,263
(GROWLING)
(ALL SCREAM)
368
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,519
I don't speak bear,
but I'm thinking that's a yes.
369
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,521
(ALL SCREAMING)
370
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,269
I gotta get my hairspray.
371
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,612
This is no time
to worry about your looks.
372
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,028
I meant,
this'll scare it away.
373
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,490
Or make it angrier.
And slightly more stylish.
374
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,214
I'll save you guys.
375
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:07,956
You will?
376
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,633
(GRUNTS)
377
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,040
Going down.
378
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,171
Run and tell my tale!
379
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,842
(ROARING)
380
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,550
EMMA: No, don't run,
you cannot outrun a bear.
381
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,095
Back away
from the bear slowly.
382
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,216
I'd rather back away quickly.
383
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,265
(CLANGS)
384
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,269
Go!
Scram!
385
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,110
Get out!
Loud noise!
386
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,065
Oh, thank goodness
you guys are okay.
387
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,948
Why weren't you
on the bus?
388
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,202
I wanted a bear selfie.
389
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,332
I'm sorry, Cousin Lou.
390
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,866
This was all my fault.
391
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,329
No, I should have done
another head count
392
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,620
before I drove off.
393
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,880
This was all my fault.
394
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,045
And just to be clear,
none of this was my fault.
395
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:00,006
You know what?
Before we were almost eaten,
396
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,218
we were actually having fun.
Yeah.
397
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,216
It was nice hanging out
with you guys.
398
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,809
I don't have a lot
of friends at home.
399
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,440
What? Ow!
400
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,478
Well, you have some now.
401
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,614
Camp Kikiwaka is all about
making friends.
402
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,324
Or some very
close acquaintances
403
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,359
who promised to keep in touch
over the winter,
but then did not.
404
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,164
Because they
"lost your e-mail."
405
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,998
To be fair,
that's not really
the camp's fault.
406
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,622
Ravi's social life aside,
407
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,081
we sure did have
a lot of great times here.
408
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,174
I see why you all
love this place so much.
409
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,221
It's too bad you don't have
a rich friend who could just
buy the camp.
410
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,013
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
411
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,853
Wait, are you all thinking
what I'm thinking?
412
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,518
Yep. Taylor Swift.
413
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,284
Guys, I just talked to Mom
and she's going to buy
the camp for us.
414
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,276
(ALL CHEERING)
415
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:04,158
I did not think I could love
that woman anymore.
416
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,736
First we lose the camp,
then we get it back,
417
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,042
it has been such
an emotional roller coaster,
I feel dizzy!
418
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,248
Actually, a mosquito has
been sucking on your neck
for an hour.
419
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,379
That's not euphoria,
that's blood loss.
420
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,803
Oh, that would explain
why I cannot feel my feet.
421
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,466
He was a thirsty little
sucker.
422
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,263
I just can't believe
I'm going to be in charge
of my own camp!
423
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,472
Hey, what do you mean
you're in charge?
424
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,433
I'm the one who does
the family taxes!
425
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,642
And how I'm gonna write
this camp off,
I have no idea.
426
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,268
Actually, as the only one
whose report card is not
covered in frowny faces,
427
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,944
I should be in charge.
428
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,322
You'll work that out.
429
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,620
Or you won't.
The important thing is
Camp Kikiwaka lives on.
430
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,276
And it'll be
better than ever...
431
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:52,374
As soon as we
clean the great lawn,
rebuild the cabins...
432
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,290
(HORN HONKING)
(CRASHING)
433
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,836
And rebuild the mess hall.
434
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,705
Hey, guys!
435
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:07,215
So, I think this brake
is supposed to be attached.
436
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,643
On the bright side,
I found my gum
under the seat!
437
00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:18,863
Technically, he's just
my second cousin.
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