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♪♪
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I'd load up
on the carbs, Ravi.
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For our overnight hike,
and because I have no idea
what that meat is.
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Ravi, guess what?
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Mom and Dad are sailing up
the coast of Maine,
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and they're coming
to visit today!
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I am so excited to show Mom
my CIT skills.
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Sure, she's watched me
model in Milan,
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but she'll be
even more excited to watch me
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sing Boom-Chicka-Rocka
with nine-year-olds!
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I am so excited
I get to spend the day
with Mrs. Mommy!
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(CHUCKLING)
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I mean,
I guess Mom is "aight."
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Ravi, we're supposed to be
taking our campers
up to Glass Lake.
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Let me guess,
they call it that
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because the water
is as clear as glass?
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No, because it's full
of broken bottles.
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Come on, Ravi,
I really need you
on this hike.
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You need Ravi?
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Yes.
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He is a great CIT
and a natural leader.
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And he knows how to work
that GPS thing-a-ma-jig.
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Hello!
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Where are my babies?
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(GRUNTS)
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Uh, I am pretty sure
you're not one of my kids.
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Me? Related to the legendary
counselor, Christina Ross?
In my dreams!
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No. Seriously...
I've had that dream a lot.
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Uh, Mom,
this is my bestie, Lou!
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Oh, it's so nice
to finally meet you!
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Could you set me down now?
In a minute.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out
with someone new
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♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
from home away from
home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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I am so excited to spend
the day with my girls.
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I can't believe
she called me
one of her girls!
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Pretty sure she meant
the girls that she raised.
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Well, hired nannies to raise.
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Hey, Mom, want to
watch me teach campers
how to make wreaths?
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Oh, of course! I'd love to see
my girl in action.
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Action? But I'm just
standing here.
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(SIGHS)
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Christina? Christina Ross?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
So nice to see you again.
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So nice to see you too...
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Uh...
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You.
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You don't remember me?
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You beat me
as Counselor of the Year
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four years in a row!
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I was first runner-up.
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Oh, good for you.
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So you're
still a counselor?
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No, I'm the owner!
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So, where is Morgan?
(CHUCKLES)
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I don't detect
his delicious musk.
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Unfortunately,
he threw his back out,
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so he's stuck on the yacht,
but he sends his love!
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He did?
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Well, tell him
I send it right back!
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(LAUGHS)
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I think that love
was meant for us.
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Oh.
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Ooh, there's a trophy
with my name on it!
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So Morgan is all alone
on his yacht?
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And he can't run away?
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We have Rottweilers.
With rabies.
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Is rabies like
"definitely die" bad,
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or, just like
"maybe die" bad?
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Rabies means death,
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unless quickly treated
with a series of extremely
painful shots.
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Works for me! (LAUGHS)
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Why do we have to
hike all the way up a mountain
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to see a lake
full of broken bottles?
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Because Landfill Magazine
called Glass Lake
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one of five best
non-medical waste sites
in Maine.
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Ooh, look! A ski lift!
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Let's take that
up the mountain!
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Too bad it is closed
for the summer.
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I can get it started.
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I have the key.
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Guys, absolutely not.
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It's illegal.
It's dangerous.
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And it's terrifying.
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Who's scared of heights?
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That guy!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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I'm not afraid of heights!
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I'm afraid of falling
from them.
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Oh...
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So instead of suffering
from acrophobia,
fear of heights,
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you suffer from FOF,
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fear of falling.
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Which is actually more common
in women and small children.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Hey, what's it called
when you have a fear
of the next time Ravi speaks?
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Because I have that.
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Technically, that would be
more of a dread than a fear.
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(SIGHS)
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You know, you're lucky
you know how to work that
GPS thing-a-ma-jig.
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All right, Xander,
we don't have to ride
the ski lift,
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but can we just
get a picture of the four
of us sitting on it?
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I guess that wouldn't be
too scary.
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I can't believe
I fell for that.
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Okay, campers,
to decorate for tomorrow's
Camp Kikiwaka Games,
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we're using items
found in the forest.
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Can I be excused?
Is something wrong?
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Yeah, I don't want to be here.
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Zuri, show your sister
some respect,
and don't interrupt.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
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Now, I like to start
by using pinecones and...
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(GASPS) Sweetie!
An Eastern White pinecone?
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I'd consider opting
for a loblolly.
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I tried to tell her, Mommy.
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Well, a pinecone
is a pinecone.
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Actually, loblollies
have a more dramatic shape.
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Plus, the aroma
is delicately evergreen,
and not crudely earthen.
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A White, bad.
Loblolly, good.
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Well, I just gave
those Rottweilers a bone.
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Too bad it was mine.
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Dang!
You got messed up!
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Zuri, have some respect
for the owner of the camp.
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Sorry, Gladys.
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Oh, actually
her name isn't Gladys.
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I checked,
and the first runner-up
for Counselor of the Year
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was always Chai Son Wutipong.
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Nice to see you again,
Chai Son.
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Okay, I may have been
second runner-up.
Or last.
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I can't remember,
I've lost a lot of blood.
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(SOBS)
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Okay, time to glue on
our loblollies.
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Ooh, sweetie,
is that the glue
you're going to use?
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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I guess not.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Because obviously
you'll get a better hold
with hot glue.
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Here, can I show you?
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A demonstration from a legend!
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I'm not worthy.
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Okay, setting up a tent
can be tricky.
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Done! Yes!
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(APPLAUDING)
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She just broke
her own camp record!
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Is there anything
this woman can't do?
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Apparently not.
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Mom, I'm having
a hard time with my tent.
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I can give you
some pointers.
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I don't want any pointers.
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I want my mom
to pitch my tent,
while I go get a shaved ice.
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Oh, honey,
I'd be happy to help.
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Thanks, Mommy.
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You're leaving, too?
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Might as well.
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Now that super-counselor Mom
is here,
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there's nothing for me to do.
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Me either!
Isn't it great?
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Guys, this is awesome!
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I'm not even sweating,
and we're 5,000 feet
up the mountain!
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Oh, geez!
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Xander, calm down,
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this way we're going to get
to your stupid Glass Lake
twice as fast.
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Exactly.
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We just cleared the treetops
and are now heading over
Dead Man's Ravine.
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Mommy!
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Relax, Xander.
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I will use my extensive
psychological skill set
to keep you calm.
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All will be well.
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The lift is stuck!
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We are going to die!
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Emma!
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Thanks
for taking us all fishing.
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Those memories
will last a lifetime.
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Oh, cut the junk.
I know you weren't there.
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What?
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Emma...
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I don't care.
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The minute we got to the lake,
the fishing trip stopped
being my thing,
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and became Mom's.
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All right,
let's set these down here,
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then I'll hop in the forklift
and grab the rest of the fish
I caught.
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She's even a licensed
forklift operator!
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Hey, Em.
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I thought you'd like to keep
the fish you caught.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Just remember,
put it in a nice bowl.
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Right.
And change the water weekly.
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Got it.
And don't overfeed it.
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I won't!
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Anything else?
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I'll make you a list.
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Of course you will.
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Sorry, Emma.
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I know what it's like to have
an overbearing mom.
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I really think you need
to level with her.
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Just be honest,
and tell her how you feel.
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Huh, that sounds
like good advice.
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Did things change
when you talked to your mom?
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Are you crazy?
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I don't talk back
to my mother!
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I don't even
look her in the eye!
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Good luck.
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Oh, darn, would you
look at the time!
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Mom, it looks like
it's time for you to go
back to the yacht.
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CHRISTINA AND LOU: Already?
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00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,750
No, not yet!
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I'm still confused
about doing laundry.
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Maybe you could help me,
Mommy.
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Zuri, it's easy, just...
Zip it, Tiff.
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Besides,
the Camp Games are tomorrow.
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They are?
I loved the Camp Games!
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It would be an honor to have
a six-time champion there.
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Actually, seven times,
but who's counting?
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Obviously, someone is.
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Hey, Christina,
how about you
spend the night with us?
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Oh, as fun as that would be,
sadly, there's nowhere
for her to sleep.
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Em, you and I
could be bunk buddies!
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Absolutely not.
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Emma will sleep on the floor!
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This is going to be
so much fun!
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There. Snug as a bug in a rug.
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Emma, are you sure
you don't want to sleep
up here with me?
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Oh, no, a camp legend
deserves her own bed.
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And extra pillows.
Here!
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Ow!
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Take Emma's.
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I can't believe you guys
are going to sleep already.
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You know what I used to do
for fun with my campers?
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Fold their laundry?
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00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:29,830
Surprise water balloon fight!
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(GASPS)
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Oh, this is fun!
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This is so fun!
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00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,420
Mom, can we talk?
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Outside.
252
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:45,750
Sure, sweetie.
But it's chilly outside
253
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,670
and you are soaking wet.
So you should grab a sweater.
254
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,250
Oh, not that one.
255
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,170
Yeah.
256
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,250
You tell her, Emma.
257
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,080
A flashcard
is not a birthday card.
258
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,420
Oh, wait, that's my mom,
not yours.
259
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,120
(GASPS)
260
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,040
Zuri!
261
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,710
Come on! You had to know
I was going to do that.
262
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,710
(SIGHS)
263
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,830
But I bet you didn't know
I was going to do that.
264
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,330
Honey, what's wrong?
Well...
265
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,710
Is it your fish?
'Cause I noticed you haven't
changed the water yet.
266
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,250
It's not about the fish!
267
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,170
Okay, this is hard to say,
but...
268
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,120
Ooh...
269
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,920
I think I know
what's going on.
270
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,210
You do?
Yeah.
271
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:37,790
You're a little jealous,
because Lou and I
are becoming friends.
272
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:42,080
But that's silly,
'cause you'll always
be my best girl.
273
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,040
Who's up for a game
of Kikiwopoly?
274
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,880
Oh! I get to be the canoe!
275
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,330
Mom!
276
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,250
Oh, sorry, sweetie.
You can be the canoe.
277
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,710
Right after you change
that poor fish's water.
278
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,330
(SNORING)
279
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,000
(SCREAMS)
280
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,670
(SCREAMS)
281
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,290
Help!
282
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,290
I can help...
283
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,960
Myself get promoted
to counselor.
284
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,540
No!
285
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,330
(GASPING)
286
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,500
Whoa! Whoa!
Xander, are you okay?
287
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,670
Back off, man!
288
00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:24,330
And just so you know,
289
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,250
if I die,
that doesn't automatically
make you counselor.
290
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,670
Hmm, paranoia.
291
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:31,170
Fascinating.
292
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:36,000
Guys, you woke me up.
293
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,500
And I was having
the best dream ever.
294
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,790
Well, what was it?
295
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:47,830
Must we tell each other
everything?
296
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,880
I can't believe
we're going to miss
the Kikiwaka Games.
297
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,880
I cannot believe
how thirsty I am.
298
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,920
You could drink
Xander's tears.
299
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,330
He's got plenty of those.
300
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:02,120
But the salt
would just dehydrate
me more...
301
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,710
Stop talking!
302
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,080
We need to figure out a way
to get off this thing!
303
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,120
Hey, maybe we could
make a rope out of our clothes
304
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,460
and use that to climb
to that treetop.
305
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,040
But all of our clothes
are in our packs,
at the base of the mountain.
306
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,330
I was talking about
what we're wearing.
307
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,380
I'm in.
308
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,290
Come on, guys, clothes off.
309
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,580
Help me.
310
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,540
This just got more terrifying.
311
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:30,330
Ugh, I am so tired.
312
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,120
Why are you tired?
I'm the one who slept
on the floor.
313
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,710
Because I was up all night
laughing at you.
314
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,670
I'm having
the worst morning ever.
315
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,540
You think you've had
a bad morning?
316
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,080
Dang!
You got owned again!
317
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:48,170
What happened to you
this time?
318
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:50,750
I was just snorkeling up
to a certain yacht,
319
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,210
when a vicious dolphin
attacked me!
320
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,540
Oh, that's our guard dolphin,
Shredder.
321
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,210
He came with the dogs.
322
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,670
He did? Where do you
rich people shop?
323
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,290
Hear ye!
Hear ye!
324
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:07,120
Make way
for the Camp Kikiwaka Games
seven-time champion,
325
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,750
Christina Ross!
326
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,000
Ooh! Aah!
327
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,580
(APPLAUDING)
328
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:15,080
Oh, what's next?
Is Lou going to scatter
rose petals in her path?
329
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,080
Hey, Em! You wanna
be partners for
the Kikiwaka Games?
330
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,960
Oh, thanks, Mom,
but, actually
I'm gonna partner with...
331
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,290
Gladys.
332
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,250
BOTH: Gladys?
333
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,250
Did someone say my name?
I can't hear too well.
334
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,710
My ears are filled with
seawater and blood.
335
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,210
Uh, Gladys, will you
be my partner for the games?
336
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,620
Really? Me? Why?
337
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,960
Because you want
to beat my mom
as much as I do.
338
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,210
Come on, let's team up
and destroy her.
339
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,920
Welcome to
the dark side, kid.
(CHUCKLES)
340
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,880
All right, Zuri,
the first event
is the three-legged race.
341
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,250
I have a strategy
that will guarantee
we take first place.
342
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,880
I don't want to come in first.
Why not?
343
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,920
Because my mom loves to win,
and I have an allowance
to protect.
344
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,920
Christina?
345
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,790
Would you make me
the happiest counselor
in the world
346
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,120
and be my partner
for the Kikiwaka Games?
347
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,710
I'd be happy to.
348
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,710
(CHUCKLES) She said yes!
349
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,170
Now focus.
350
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,960
We need to annihilate my mom!
351
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,170
What's your beef
with your mom anyway?
352
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:34,500
I mean, I have many reasons
to hate her. Like, one,
353
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,580
she stole Morgan from me.
354
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,290
Two, she beat me out for
Counselor of the Year...
355
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,580
Ninety-nine,
356
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,170
those freakishly
flab-less arms.
357
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,620
And 100...
358
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,460
I get it! You don't
like the woman!
359
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,750
Okay, done.
360
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,830
Wait, I must check the rope.
361
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,790
Since poor Xander
is incapacitated by his fear,
362
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,500
I, as a CIT,
am responsible
for your safety.
363
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:04,120
Ugh, Jorge, why are
your shorts all sweaty?
364
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,750
(CHUCKLES)
That's not sweat.
365
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,830
Ew!
366
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:08,790
BOTH: Ravi!
367
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,710
That was our one chance
to keep from dying up here!
368
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,290
I still say I made
the right decision.
369
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,500
Good luck out there, Em.
You too, Chai Son.
370
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,250
Oh, that knot's
all wrong.
371
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,380
You should use
the Stevedore's knot.
Pay attention Chai Son.
372
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,250
There. All set.
373
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:37,710
We need to beat my mom,
and beat her bad.
374
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:40,040
Which is why I brought
this crowbar.
375
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:44,120
What? No! I meant
beat her in the race!
376
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,790
I don't want to injure my mom.
377
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:49,330
Oh, I was joking.
Obviously joking.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
378
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,290
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
379
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,920
(ALL CHEERING)
380
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:00,620
Come on, Gladys!
Run like my dad
is at the finish line!
381
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,210
We'll never win
unless we do this.
382
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040
(GRUNTS)
383
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,540
Now's our chance! Run!
384
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:15,120
I'm going to win!
Victory's finally mine!
385
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,880
Ours! You mean, ours!
386
00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:26,250
(GRUNTS) Come on, Zuri,
we can win this!
387
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,790
No, we can't!
Allowance at stake!
388
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,250
(BOTH GRUNTING AND LAUGHING)
389
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:43,120
I'm on my way to becoming
an eight-time champion!
390
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,420
Not that
I'm counting.
391
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:48,080
Yes, you are counting!
392
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,830
We get it. You're
the greatest counselor
who ever lived!
393
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,170
Emma?
394
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,120
Why are you so upset?
Is something wrong?
395
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,250
Yes, but you're so
wrapped up in yourself,
396
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,830
you didn't even notice!
397
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,170
I was so happy
when you first got here,
398
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,750
but now I wish
you'd never come!
399
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:09,960
Ditto! Except for the part
about being happy
when you first got here!
400
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:18,380
So...
401
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,880
Anyone want
to play "I spy"?
402
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,830
(ALL SCREAMING)
403
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,210
We're gonna die!
404
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,670
In our underwear!
405
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:27,920
(ALL SCREAMING)
406
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,250
What are we going to do?
407
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,290
Hey. Maybe
I can grab the cable
408
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,210
and make my way
back to the tower.
409
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,250
No! That's
way too dangerous!
410
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,380
I've shimmied down
plenty of rain pipes.
411
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,960
Since I'm not carrying
a plasma TV,
this should be easy!
412
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,170
No... I'll go.
413
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,620
Xander, I have to stop you.
414
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:53,460
No, Ravi. I'm the counselor.
It's my responsibility
to do this.
415
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,210
I meant, I have to stop you
416
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,040
because you are heading
the wrong way.
The tower is that way.
417
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,040
(SCREAMS)
418
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,580
(SCREAMING)
We're moving!
419
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,040
We're going to be okay!
Maybe you are! Help!
420
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:10,920
(GRUNTING)
421
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,290
(PANTING)
422
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,290
See, taking the ski lift
was a great idea.
423
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,170
(ALL SCREAMING)
424
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:28,210
Gladys, if you don't mind,
I'd rather be alone.
425
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,080
Me too, but I can't untie
this dang knot!
426
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,120
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
427
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,170
Em, can we talk?
428
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,040
Could you give us
a minute, Chai Son?
429
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:44,620
It's Gladys! And this knot
is impossible!
430
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,830
It's just a simple
Stevedore's knot.
431
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,670
I hate you.
432
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,120
Emma, I am so sorry.
433
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,420
I had no idea
you were so upset with me.
434
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,580
I tried to tell you.
435
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,920
Yeah, and I should
have listened.
436
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,120
I just think I got
caught up reliving
my glory days.
437
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,670
Well, your glory days
were pretty glorious.
438
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:16,500
But this is your time now.
And I should have
realized that.
439
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,120
I'll never be the great
Christina Ross.
440
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,330
You don't have to be.
441
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:26,250
You're already
the great Emma Ross,
442
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,880
and I am so incredibly
proud of you.
443
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,080
Really?
Absolutely.
444
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:39,420
Camp Kikiwaka
is lucky to have you,
and so am I.
445
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:41,880
Thanks, Mom.
446
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,710
And I'm really happy
you came to visit.
447
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:49,040
Everybody loved
having you here.
Except Gladys.
448
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,120
Who?
449
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,580
Mommy?
450
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:59,830
Before you go, can you
help me make this lanyard?
451
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:03,540
I'll just be over there,
watching and learning
from the hammock.
452
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:08,620
Sorry, sweetie, but Emma
pointed out that I have a
little tendency to take over.
453
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,330
So, you're just gonna need
to finish that yourself.
454
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,960
Thanks a lot, Emma!
You broke Mom!
455
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,710
Wha... Mrs. Mommy!
456
00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:22,120
(GASPS) Ravi!
457
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,040
Where are your clothes?
458
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,580
On top of a tree.
Hmm?
459
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,210
It is a long story.
460
00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:32,170
I am so sorry to have
missed your entire visit!
461
00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:33,750
Aw. That's okay, sweetie.
462
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,620
We can just catch up
this winter on
the family ski trip.
463
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,920
(SCREAMS) No!
464
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,830
I just love
my odd little boy.
465
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,120
Christina, it was
a pleasure meeting you.
466
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,000
But before you go, could
I get a picture with you?
467
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,040
Sure.
468
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:53,500
Wow, Lou. This is
the most normal you've been
since my mom arrived.
469
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:57,040
Thanks! That's gonna
look awesome tattooed
across my back!
470
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,460
And there's the crazy.
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