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♪♪
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Morning, campers.
Just a couple of
quick announcements
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from your fearless Lou-der.
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(GIGGLES) "Lou-der".
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Thank you, Matteo.
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Friend of comedy.
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Tomorrow we start
the Sportsmanship Games
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where we compete
in a series of events
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while maintaining
grace and goodwill
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against those
snobby pit sniffers
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from Camp Champion.
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(ALL BOOING)
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I know, I know.
But if you sign up
to compete,
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remember, it's about
having fun.
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It doesn't matter
if you win or lose,
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it's about how
you play the game.
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Especially when
you always lose.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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After some
relentless petitioning
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from one very
annoying camper...
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She means me!
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...dinner tomorrow night
will be vegetarian
Sloppy Joes.
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And to the rest of you,
be sure to eat a big lunch.
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Sloppy Joes were
Finn's favorite food
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before he became
a vegetarian.
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I miss them so much!
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I've been trying
to eat carrots sloppy,
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and look at me!
I'm spotless!
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I think I'll stick with
the meat Sloppy Joes.
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Whatever Joe did,
I bet he deserved it.
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Are you going
to sign up to compete
in the Sportsmanship Games?
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Well, I would,
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but you have to be
paired up with a counselor.
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I'll do it with you.
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I thought you might say that,
so I have another excuse...
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Um, reason.
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There's a new bird's nest
right outside our cabin.
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I'm really busy
taking care of it.
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I'm practically their uncle.
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Kinda taking them
under my wing,
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teaching them
about bird puns.
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Come on, Matteo.
What's really going on?
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Okay, the truth is,
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I don't want
to make us all lose.
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I'm bad at sports.
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I'm bad at a ton of stuff,
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but that never stopped me!
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In fact, people should be
worried I'm a lifeguard.
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They are.
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And you heard Lou.
It doesn't matter
if you win or lose.
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I guess being a person
of sport is necessary
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if I'm gonna achieve my goal
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of becoming
the "total package."
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Being the total package
is pretty great.
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You'll enjoy it.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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You know, I thought
I'd be nervous,
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running the
Sportsmanship Games
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for the first time
as Camp Director.
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But I am so.
Dang. Breezy.
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AVA: Why's that lady walking
like she's got a wedgie?
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That's Barb Barca,
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speedwalking gold medalist
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and Camp Champion
Camp Director.
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She rules
with an iron fist
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and a weird roll
in her hips.
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We've been rivals
for years.
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Don't let her
get in your head.
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Look who it is.
Lou, the Lou-ser.
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Look who it is.
Barb the Barb... Er.
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Dangit!
She got in my head.
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I don't know why
we even brought
the Platinum Paddle over.
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It's going to stay
where it always does:
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Camp Champion.
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You know,
smug doesn't look
very good on you.
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Oh, I think we both know
smug looks great on me.
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It's the gold medal
of facial expressions.
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Ah, you brought up
your medal in record time.
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Well, setting record times
is my thing.
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We get it, Barb!
Just wiggle away!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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Hey, that's Cynthia
from school!
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I didn't know she went
to Camp Champion.
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Who's Cynthia?
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She's one of the coolest,
nicest girls at my school,
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and she's really mature.
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I've always wanted
to be her friend.
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I bet that's her boyfriend.
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Should we go say hi?
No.
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See, Cynthia was raving
about him at school
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so I may have told her
I had a boyfriend
at camp, too.
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You have a boyfriend
at camp?
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It's that boy who got
a bloody nose on you,
isn't it?
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I thought I sensed
a moment.
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I don't have a boyfriend.
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Cynthia's just so grown-up
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and I didn't want her
to think I'm a baby.
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Maybe she forgot.
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Destiny! It's so good
to see you!
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Ooh, and where's
your boyfriend?
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Uh, my boyfriend is
probably around somewhere.
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You know boyfriends.
We both do.
Know boyfriends.
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Right, girlfriend?
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Save me!
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Hi, I'm Gwen.
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I'm single and loving it.
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And who's this?
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This is my boyfriend, Chet.
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He's a DJ.
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'Sup.
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Well, we're here to cheer
on Camp Champion
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so we'll probably
see you around.
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Can't wait to meet
your special guy!
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(NERVOUSLY)
Uh, me neither!
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I need a fake
boyfriend ASAP!
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Great. Let's gather you
the twigs and branches
to build him.
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No, I need
a living boyfriend.
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No wonder you're single.
So picky.
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Oh, there you are.
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We need to meet
Lou for practice.
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Sorry, I was just outside
at the bird's nest
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telling the eggs their uncle
is gonna do the sports today.
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You know what that makes me?
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A guy who says
"do the sports"?
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No. Their cool uncle!
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Who does the sports.
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Hey, eggies!
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Uncle Matteo's
gonna make you proud.
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Oh, sorry, I'm being rude.
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Do you want to meet them?
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Um, maybe later.
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We're just warming up
to accept the Platinum Paddle
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when we win again.
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And this is us
spanking you with it!
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Look at them,
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so driven
by their desire to win.
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Lucky for us, we're completely
unburdened by that.
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Well, we're here to play!
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And maybe we will win.
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Nah, we'll lose.
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But we'll win
at having fun.
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So, in a way,
we're already winning
at losing.
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Suckers.
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What are we practicing?
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Dizzy bat.
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You spin around with your
forehead on the baseball bat
three times,
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then hit the ball
off the tee.
Let's see what you got.
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Wait, is it moving?
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Someone make it stand still.
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(GRUNTS)
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Touchdown!
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Gwen! Ava! Are you two
good at sports?
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Just baseball,
volleyball, wrestling,
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and sprints to the kitchen
before my brothers
could eat all the pie
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And I'm just
woodsy strong.
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Then you're on the team!
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Which means, we might
actually have a chance.
And, oh...
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Suddenly I have
this weird chest pain
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that also feels kinda good,
and oh, wow.
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Is this hope?
Guys, guys!
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I think this is hope!
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Hey Destiny,
better get in line
for veggie Sloppy Joes.
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Dinner's only
seven hours away.
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I can't. I'm looking
for a fake boyfriend.
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You and I, always
on our different capers.
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This is so us.
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Bingo!
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Ugh, how do you
get food in your hair?
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It all starts with food
in your brush.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia.
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And I think
I know who you are.
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I saw Destiny
fixing your hair.
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If she fixes your hair,
will I know who you are?
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You are so cute.
Isn't he, Chet?
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Tight.
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Cynthia, I'd like
to introduce...
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We just met
your boyfriend!
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Yep, here he is!
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Finn. My boyfriend.
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Right, Finn?
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This conversation
has really gotten
away from me.
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Well, Finn, I'd love to get
to know you better.
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We should have
dinner together!
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The two happy couples!
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I can't think of a reason
why we couldn't.
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Finn, can you
think of a reason
why we couldn't?
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I can't think of a reason why
any of this is happening.
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Then it's settled!
See you at dinner.
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Can't wait! (CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Get in line for a Sloppy Joe,
suddenly you're a boyfriend.
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What a time to be alive.
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Okay, welcome
to the Sportsmanship Games!
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Our first event
is dodgeball.
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And we all know
who's going to win.
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Well, you all
might be surprised.
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No, I don't think we will.
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But let's remember
what's important about
the Sportsmanship Games.
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Winning.
Play ball.
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Ah!
Ah!
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It's okay. We'll get them
in the next event.
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Honestly, I lasted a lot
longer than I thought I would.
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That's cute.
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Yeah!
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You almost got me,
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but try again and snap
your wrist this time.
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Good! That was closer.
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Time out.
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Hey, Gwen, I know
you want to help them,
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but Camp Champion
is used to winning.
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So let's give them a taste
of what's it's like to lose.
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Oh, got it.
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I was going for
sportsmanship and fun.
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Duh-doy.
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Look, I know I said it was
all about fun before,
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but now...
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(WHISPERS) Loser.
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Now we destroy them.
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(BOTH BLOWING WHISTLES)
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Sorry!
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We lost?
They lost?
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They won?
We won?
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(TOGETHER) I can't believe it!
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Even losers
can get lucky once!
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Make way, people.
Exiting with purpose!
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(ALL SQUEALING)
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Finn, are you sure you're up
for this fake boyfriend thing?
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Hold on.
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Chef Jeff gave me his
test batch of Sloppy Joes,
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so just let me
savor this last bite.
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Ah.
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Heartwarming
in a different way.
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You may continue.
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We need to fix you
before our couples dinner.
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Let's start with some
different clothes.
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Mine are over there.
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Oh, a pile.
That's promising.
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Oh! This is like a record
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of every meal we've had
in the last month.
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Mmm. Pot pie.
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That was a good day.
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They're so stiff.
How do you even wear these?
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Well, you've got to whack 'em
a little to loosen 'em up.
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This... This is happening.
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I'm watching this happen.
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Hey, Lou! I know you picked
Gwen and Ava for croquet,
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but can we do
the ping-pong event later?
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We were practicing
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and Matteo actually
made contact with the ball!
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I pinged!
253
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,224
Or maybe I ponged.
254
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,027
What's the one where
the ball hits the net?
255
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,064
Sorry, guys, Gwen and Ava
are on a hot streak,
256
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,131
and we can't break it.
257
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,733
Oh. Okay.
258
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,069
Don't worry,
259
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,137
I'm sure Lou will give us
another chance later.
260
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,406
She said it's important
everyone has fun.
261
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,908
Okay guys, fun time's over.
262
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,576
Let's annihilate
Camp Champion!
263
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,816
Yes!
264
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,220
Yeah!
265
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,322
(ALL CHEERING)
266
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,224
Take that.
267
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,270
No! (YELLING)
268
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,575
You, and you.
269
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,019
(CHEERING)
270
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,031
At least these
clothes are clean.
271
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,467
Okay, we only have
a couple of hours
left till dinner.
272
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,035
Remember the backstory
I gave you.
273
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,571
You're Finn Sawyer The Third,
you're well-traveled,
274
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,341
you have a genius IQ
but you never bring it up.
275
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,642
Except tonight.
276
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,444
Tonight you
bring it up a lot.
277
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,447
Right. Do I own a plane?
278
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,616
Fine, you can own a plane.
279
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,484
Now, Finn...
Captain Finn.
280
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,853
Just listen!
281
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,022
Do you remember
your backstory?
282
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,691
I kind of only remember
the plane thing.
283
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,360
Then no plane.
284
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,229
How about this?
I crashed my plane!
285
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,698
Please focus!
286
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,334
The only reason Cynthia
wants to be my friend
287
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,904
is she thinks
I'm mature enough
to have a boyfriend.
288
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,540
And my boyfriend
should know at least
one thing about me.
289
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,875
What's my favorite color?
Apple!
290
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,644
No, wait. That's stupid.
291
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,711
Pineapple!
292
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,713
It's pink!
293
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,483
But at this point,
just say any actual color.
294
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,553
You know what?
This fake relationship
is a lot of work.
295
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:44,355
At the beginning,
it was fun and exciting.
296
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,357
Now it seems like
all we ever do is argue.
297
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,259
It's because
you're not even trying!
298
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,794
We're only going
to get out of it
299
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,496
what we pretend
to put into it!
300
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,366
You keep wanting
to change me into
something I'm not.
301
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,268
I never even get to go
bowling with the guys.
302
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,337
There's no bowling alley
at camp!
303
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,573
I know! That's why
I never get to go!
304
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:05,243
Finn, you're gonna turn this
into a complete train wreck.
305
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,545
It was a plane.
And it crashed.
306
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,581
Oh!
You know what?
307
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,317
Maybe you should find
a new fake boyfriend.
308
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,385
Wait... You can't fake
break up with me.
309
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,055
I'll be humiliated
in front of Cynthia.
310
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,257
Sorry, but I can't
do this anymore.
311
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,226
Orange.
312
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,862
See? Some food
is a color.
313
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,202
All right, one event left
and we're all tied up.
314
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,971
Are you warriors ready
to win the egg toss?
315
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,239
Let's give Barb
a run for her money,
316
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,807
or at least
an awkward walk.
317
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,576
Lou, I'm so tired.
318
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,213
Yeah, we've been up
against ten different teams
from Camp Champion.
319
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,215
Can you just pull it together
one last time?
320
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,316
We're so close.
321
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,718
We have to do
whatever it takes to win.
322
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,254
This is so important to me.
Please, Gwen?
323
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,224
Yeah, Lou. Of course.
324
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,829
Fine, I'll do it.
325
00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,397
If you put that lip
back where it belongs.
326
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,301
Thank you!
Go get yourselves ready.
327
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,640
Hey, Lou.
We were thinking,
328
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,608
if Ava and Gwen
are too tired,
329
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,011
maybe you could
let us do the egg toss.
330
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,078
We're really rested
331
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,115
after not getting
to do anything.
332
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,018
Well, besides
three seconds of dodgeball.
333
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,288
Oh. I totally would,
334
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,590
but we actually have a shot
at winning the whole shebang!
335
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,625
I never dreamed this
would be possible!
336
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,560
Actually, that's a lie.
337
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,429
It's a recurring dream
of mine.
338
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,333
You okay, buddy?
Yeah.
339
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,468
I knew I wasn't
good enough to play.
340
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,038
Sorry, eggies.
341
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,539
Your uncle let you down.
342
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,115
Just the egg toss, Gwen.
Then we can be done.
343
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,351
And Lou will go back
to being regular old Lou.
344
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,120
Who still yells,
but usually she just yells,
345
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,722
"Mornin', campers!"
346
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,158
Afternoon, campers!
347
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,227
Are you guys ready to win?
348
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,363
Yep. We know winning
is the most important thing.
349
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,832
Actually, Barb losing
is the most important thing.
350
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,567
Winning is a close second.
351
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,969
You got this!
352
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,670
Uh...
353
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,873
Why didn't our egg splat
all over the grass?
354
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,377
Uh, 'cause it's hard-boiled?
355
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,212
I grabbed it
from the Mess Hall.
356
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,514
What? Gwen,
why would you do that?
357
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,183
I didn't want to let you down!
358
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,884
You said to do
whatever it takes.
359
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,087
That didn't mean
I wanted you to cheat.
360
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,255
Come on, Lou, you've been
obsessed with winning all day.
361
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,757
It's almost like
you've turned into...
362
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,525
(CHANTING) Win! Win! Win!
363
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,962
Possum nuggets,
364
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,697
I've become
what I despise.
365
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,300
Gwen, I am so sorry.
366
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,936
I taught you wrong,
and I set a bad example,
367
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,437
a really bad example.
368
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,340
A really, really, really...
369
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,309
Okay, Ava. Laying
it on a little thick.
370
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,945
Sorry, I rarely have
the moral high ground.
371
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,513
It's weird up here.
372
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,354
Hi, Cynthia. Chet.
373
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,889
Yo.
374
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,391
I love your outfit.
375
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,425
Is Finn on his way?
376
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,360
See, here's the thing.
377
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,364
I have to tell you
that Finn is...
378
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,566
FINN: Running
fashionably late.
379
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,303
Finn?
380
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,305
This is for you.
381
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,708
And you.
382
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,376
That is so sweet!
383
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,377
And you.
384
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,882
Wow, I'm touched.
385
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,251
You know, dudes like
getting flowers, too.
386
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,286
Nobody ever
talks about that.
387
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,321
Thanks for being vulnerable.
388
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,827
What are you doing here?
We fake broke up!
389
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,263
We may not be real boyfriend
and girlfriend,
390
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,398
but we are real friends.
391
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,801
And real friends show up
for each other.
392
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,171
Hello, fellow couple.
393
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,641
How about you go
and get us some food?
394
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,911
For your butt, m'lady.
395
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:05,650
Did you know that pink
is Destiny's favorite color?
396
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,619
And apple's
not a color at all.
397
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,356
Finn, you are just a hoot.
398
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,859
I wish you went to school
with Destiny and me
399
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,394
so we could hang out more.
400
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,262
Meaning... We're going
to hang out?
401
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,332
Here we go!
Vegetarian Sloppy Joes.
402
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,368
Of course, my favorite.
403
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,871
Untidy Josephs.
404
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,274
I have to eat them
with a fork and knife.
405
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,343
It's the only way
not to get them
all over yourself.
406
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,613
Yes, me as well.
407
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,816
I wouldn't dream
of getting any on my suit...
408
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,818
That I always wear.
409
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,990
Stop! Enough.
410
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,961
Finn, you're a great friend
just the way you are
411
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,629
and you should be yourself.
412
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,533
Now go ahead and eat
the Sloppy Joe the way
you were born to.
413
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,636
Thank you, Destiny.
Thank you.
414
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,508
Destiny, what's going on?
415
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,310
Well, I've never had
a boyfriend, okay?
416
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,379
So I asked Finn to pretend.
417
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,148
Why would you do that?
418
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,483
Because I really
look up to you.
419
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,720
You're so grown-up
and I felt like I was behind.
420
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,323
But the truth is, I don't even
want a boyfriend right now.
421
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,792
So, if you think I'm immature
422
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,895
and don't want to be
my friend, I get it.
423
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:27,365
Destiny, of course I still
want to be your friend.
424
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,834
I think you're so cool.
425
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,435
Just because I have Chet
426
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,838
doesn't mean I expect
all my friends
to have boyfriends.
427
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,007
Your boyfriend's name
is Chet, too?
428
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,842
You're my boyfriend.
429
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,910
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
430
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,611
Whoa.
431
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,049
I just thought you were
this chill friend
who liked to chill.
432
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,118
I'm not mature enough
for a girlfriend.
433
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,755
This explains why
you kept calling me "bro."
434
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,524
Give me one
of those Sloppy Joes.
435
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:03,034
Guys, I am so sorry
for the way I treated you.
436
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,303
Ava and Gwen
are sitting this one out,
437
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,205
and I want you guys to play.
438
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,740
But the egg toss
is the final event!
439
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,209
And we're tied!
440
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,611
And it's about to start!
And we'll lose! And...
441
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,346
Well, that's it,
442
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,048
but that's a lot of stuff!
443
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,884
Maybe we'll win,
maybe we'll lose.
444
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,719
Just have fun. No pressure.
445
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,322
You're closing
with your benchwarmers?
446
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,690
(SCOFFS)
447
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,926
Once a Lou-ser,
always a Lou-ser.
448
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,061
(CACKLES)
449
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,498
Okay, maybe winning isn't
the most important thing,
450
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,300
but it'd sure be swell.
Let's go.
451
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:45,977
Owie.
452
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,280
Go Noah!
Go Matteo!
453
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,648
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
454
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,955
That's right,
he caught that egg
from a short distance!
455
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,864
Look at us,
doing the sports!
456
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,375
I got you, Anthony.
457
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,178
Oh, sorry, this is Sophia!
458
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,015
And Kikiwaka loses,
459
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,650
just like always.
460
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,085
Victory lap!
461
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,255
I said, victory lap!
462
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,529
Look, guys,
I know we didn't win,
463
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,265
but you sure did
make Kikiwaka proud.
464
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,201
And you are a good egg
for saving the right egg.
465
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,204
Now let's show 'em
who we are,
466
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,208
people who lose with grace
and sportsmanship.
467
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,609
(CACKLING)
468
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,279
That is the saddest thing
I've ever heard!
469
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:29,380
Egg spike!
470
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,615
(ALL GASP)
471
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,217
Oh!
472
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,787
This egg is hard-boiled.
473
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,758
You cheated?
474
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,928
I love cheating!
But you gotta loop me in!
475
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,399
This means
you forfeit this event.
476
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,101
Kikiwaka wins!
477
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,602
The whole shebang?
478
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,604
We won the whole shebang?
479
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,606
(CHEERING)
480
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,242
If these weren't
the Sportsmanship Games,
481
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,944
I'd say, "In your face!"
482
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,221
My knees are covered
in bruises but dang it,
483
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,256
I feel like royalty.
484
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,227
I'm normally not one
for chunky jewelry,
485
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,396
but it makes
a nice statement piece.
486
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,265
Yeah, if the statement is
"Ha-ha, I won."
487
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,268
That's what
I was going for!
488
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,937
Drink it in.
489
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,908
Guys, check it out.
490
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,512
The baby birds hatched,
and I took a video.
491
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,579
Wanna see it?
492
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,014
Sure.
Totally.
493
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,619
There are the baby birds
waiting for their mom.
494
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,287
ALL: Aww!
495
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:46,290
There's the mama bird
coming back to the nest.
496
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,058
ALL: Aww!
497
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,361
And there's the mama bird
throwing up the food
498
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:52,463
she ate earlier
into their little mouths!
499
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,564
Ugh.
500
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,032
Aww.
501
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,670
Huh. Kinda looks like
vegetarian Sloppy Joes.
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