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Time for a little rock skipping 101.
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If you don't throw it at exactly the
right angle, it'll sink like a stone.
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It is a stone.
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Sinking and breaking
windows is all it's good for.
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Okay, Emma, how about you go first?
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Make sure you do us Woodchucks proud!
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Hey, you're lucky I'm
even holding this thing.
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The last rock I picked up was ten
carats and came with an armed guard.
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Stand aside, ladies.
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I have calculated the perfect angle
and velocity for maximum skippage.
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(Squawking) (Thud)
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Well, you didn't skip a rock, but
you might have got us dinner.
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Ooh! Here's another stone.
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Go get us a pig, I'm in
the mood for some bacon.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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Breakfast, al fresco.
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Bon "appetite."
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Aw, merci!
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Huh?
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Never mind.
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So, do you like creme fraiche
with your lobster crepes?
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Wow.
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I'm surprised you even know
about creme fraiche and crepes.
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I didn't, until I did an Internet
search for "rich people food."
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Aw, this is so romantic!
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I did an Internet search for you too,
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but it was just to make sure you
didn't have a criminal record.
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Aww, young love.
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(Mimics retching)
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Xander, you have another phone call.
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I'll be right back.
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Wow, your little boy
toy really went all out.
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(Chuckles) Only one explanation for that.
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Yup, he really likes me.
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Oh, Emma.
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Sweet, naive, wrinkle-free Emma.
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Xander has been getting all
kinds of phone calls lately.
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Obviously, he feels guilty
because he's cheating on you.
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(Chuckles) He is not!
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Xander is not that kind of guy.
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They're all that kind of guy.
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I've been cheated on millions
of times and I'm delightful.
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Sorry about that.
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So, uh, who called?
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No one important.
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Secretive.
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I'll bet "no one important"
is a bendy gymnast back home.
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Tiffany: You!
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I know you took it!
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If you're talking about
your ability to have fun,
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I think you were born that way.
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I'm talking about my violin.
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It's gone. Where did you hide it?
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I didn't.
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Maybe it ran away to find
someone who can actually play it.
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This from someone whose
idea of entertainment is
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to watch stupid viral videos over and over.
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They are not stupid. They're hilarious.
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In fact, I want to watch "Monkey
Sniffing His Own Butt" right now.
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Hey!
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My tablet's gone! Did you take it?
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No! And you're not supposed
to have a tablet at camp!
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I have a doctor's note.
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There's no such disease
as "tablet deficiency."
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Okay, I know this sounds crazy, but I
think Xander might be cheating on me.
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(Scoffs) I knew it.
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No one is that charming
without a secret dark side.
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No way! I've known Xander a long time,
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and he's not the kind
of guy who would cheat.
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Oh, that does sound like Xander.
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He is as honest as they
come, and quite charming.
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But he's been getting
secret phone calls all week.
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(Scoffs) Care to explain, Lou?
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Emma, if you're so worried, why
don't you just go talk to Xander?
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I don't want him to think I'm a
paranoid freak who doesn't trust him.
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Maybe I should go through his trash.
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So, I told the guy, "If I
have to pay for the movie,
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"and the large popcorn and the artisan
hotdog "and the gourmet vegan nachos,
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"you at least have to sit next to me."
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Gladys!
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Zuri took my violin! Did not!
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But Tiffany took my tablet!
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Which I need for my
serious medical condition.
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Actually, I took your tablet. Why?
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Because it's against camp rules.
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But I have a note!
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A fake note.
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Like last week, when "your doctor"
said you needed extra desserts
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because you were diagnosed
with a "low pudding count."
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LPC is a real thing!
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Make Zuri give me back my violin!
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She didn't take it. I did.
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I got sick and tired of getting
complaints about your playing.
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From who?
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Everybody!
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The campers here, the campers across
the lake, the Canadian mounted police.
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Wow, Tiffany, you're an
international annoyer.
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You'll both get your stuff
back at the end of camp.
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Hey, kids! Remember,
no swimming in the lake
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until we deal with that
little deadly snake problem.
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Zuri, I'm so sorry I accused
you of taking my violin.
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I forgive you.
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And?
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You are...
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Not swimming in that lake.
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Maybe she'll send me a card.
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Zuri: Don't hold your breath!
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Hey, Xander.
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It's weird, my trash
is scattered everywhere.
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Those bears... So untidy.
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Xander, I need to ask you something.
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Are you cheating on me?
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What? No!
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Why would you even think that?
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Because you were acting kind of guilty,
like you were hiding something.
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Actually, I have been hiding something
from you, and I do feel guilty.
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So that was a guilt crepe!
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What are you hiding?
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Whatever it is, it's
obviously not in your trash.
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Because the bear would have found it.
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I should have told you this
before, but I just couldn't.
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The truth is, I have to leave camp.
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Oh, that's not so bad.
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For how long? A few days? A week?
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No, for good.
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I can't believe you're leaving!
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I'm sorry, but my high
school football team practices
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got moved up to next week.
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So, that's what the phone calls were about?
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Yes.
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But what about us?
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Emma, you know I want to be with you.
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Then stay! There, problem
solved. Let's hit the lake!
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I can't! Okay, zipline?
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Look, Emma, playing football
is a family tradition.
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We even have a jockstrap that's been
passed down for three generations.
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Is that supposed to get me
to understand your decision?
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Because I'm not really happy that
you're choosing used underwear over me!
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Hello! What are we talking about?
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Xander's leaving camp to play football
in his grandfather's jockstrap!
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That is horrible.
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What will your grandfather wear?
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Oh, man! Gladys locked her door.
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Now what do we do?
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Don't worry. I got this.
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You can pick locks?
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How else could I get into
the library after hours?
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Talk about a wasted talent.
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Emma, I really think you
should talk to Xander.
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He's already made his decision,
so why should I talk to him?
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Number one, because you guys are a
couple, and couples talk things out.
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And number two, he's outside the
door with flowers and chocolates.
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Xander: Actually, I couldn't find
any chocolates, but I have a bagel!
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Make that flowers and a doughy treat.
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It doesn't make any difference.
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I don't want to talk to him!
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Okay, fine, but Xander's dad
is coming to pick him up today,
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and I think you'll really regret
it if you leave things this way.
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Seriously, a bagel?
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It was either this, or furry strawberries.
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So, she doesn't want to talk?
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No, but I know Emma,
and she'll come around.
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Meanwhile, since your
football practice is starting,
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we need to get you in shape.
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The only pass you made
this summer was at Emma.
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(Blowing whistle)
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Knees up! And faster, before the
bus driver needs these tires back!
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(Panting)
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Can I get a drink of water?
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No! You can drink when you're dead!
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What does that even mean?
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I don't know! (Blowing whistle)
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I just know that I'm gonna
stay on you like stink on rice!
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I don't think that's the expression.
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Um, have you had the rice here?
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Fair point. Okay.
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I am ready to help
Xander rehearse football.
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Batter up!
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Nothing but net.
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You really think Ravi can help
me be a better football player?
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No, but I think he'll
take your mind off of Emma,
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or the very least make you laugh.
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Hut one! Hut two! Omaha!
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What is the largest city
in the state of Nebraska?
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This isn't a test.
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That's the signal that
I'm changing the play.
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Fine. But I was not wrong.
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Hike!
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(Screaming) (Thud)
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(Groans) Did we win?
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28. Red dog. Hike.
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I caught it!
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Keep running!
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Why? (Screaming)
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That's why.
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It's not here.
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I bet our stuff is in there.
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Wait, maybe we shouldn't open that.
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There might be the body of one
of her old boyfriends in there.
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Don't be silly.
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She'd have to get a boyfriend
before she could kill one.
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(Gasps) Oh, my gosh, she has
a creepy shrine to my dad.
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Wow, this is even weirder than
yesterday's Morgan-shaped meatloaf.
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(Doorknob clicking)
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That's Gladys. Hide!
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Oh, I can't believe I left this open.
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Hi, Morgy. Miss me?
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I sure did, Glady.
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You look ravishing.
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(Chuckles) Thank you,
these are new cargo shorts.
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Oh! (Kissing)
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(Moaning)
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Gonna puke! Choke it back!
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Camp food tastes even
worse the second time down.
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Nothing like a little
refreshment after some football.
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I could use a little more ice.
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Where would you put it?
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My earlobes are throbbing!
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Emma!
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Xander, I've been
thinking, and Lou is right.
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I should've accepted your bagel.
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Oh, it was whole wheat.
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Really?
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Anyway, it's the thought that counts.
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I'm sorry for getting so
upset about your leaving.
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If football is your passion, and
that's what really makes you happy,
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then that's what you should do.
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Thanks, Emma.
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But the thing is, football
doesn't really make me happy.
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Both: What?
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Then why did we have to help you practice?
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My hip is where my ankle should be!
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And my kneecaps are on backwards.
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But you've always loved football!
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Actually, it's my dad who loves football.
253
00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:57,078
I love music, and being here with you guys.
254
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,613
Great!
255
00:12:58,615 --> 00:13:00,481
So, can't you just tell him how you feel?
256
00:13:00,483 --> 00:13:01,783
No!
257
00:13:01,785 --> 00:13:05,386
I once told him I wanted to cut out red
meat, and he cut me out of his will!
258
00:13:06,922 --> 00:13:09,991
Xander, this is your chance
to be honest with your dad.
259
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:12,827
Yes, you should tell
him how you really feel.
260
00:13:12,829 --> 00:13:14,428
After all, it's your life.
261
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,798
Although, I am on his side
about the red meat thing.
262
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:19,500
Maybe you're right.
263
00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,969
I'm gonna tell my dad I
don't want to play football.
264
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:26,407
Hey, Xan-Man! Hey, Dad.
265
00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:29,744
Ready to hit the road harder than a
free safety blindsiding a quarterback?
266
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,480
Actually, no.
267
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,981
Because I...
268
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:36,651
I haven't packed yet.
269
00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:37,985
I'll be back in a minute.
270
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,322
I can't believe it.
271
00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:42,590
Yes.
272
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,192
If he packs all those
clothes in one minute,
273
00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:46,060
they are going to be horribly wrinkled.
274
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:56,137
Xander, why didn't you
tell your dad the truth?
275
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,105
I wanted to! But my mouth got dry,
276
00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:00,842
my pits got all sweaty,
and I couldn't speak!
277
00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:04,011
I'm so embarrassed.
278
00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:06,013
You have nothing to be embarrassed about.
279
00:14:06,015 --> 00:14:10,184
Except maybe your boxers
that say "Rump Shaker."
280
00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:13,221
That was piling on. My bad.
281
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:19,026
Look, Xander, I know it can be
tough to stand up to your dad,
282
00:14:19,028 --> 00:14:20,928
so maybe we can help.
283
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:23,204
How are you gonna do that?
284
00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:26,234
The same way any good coach helps
their team through a tough game.
285
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,736
By making sure they have
adorable uniforms? No.
286
00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:29,904
Was I close? No.
287
00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:36,143
(Kissing)
288
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:39,213
Morgy, you know we were meant to be.
289
00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:43,217
Could this get any creepier?
290
00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:44,866
Yes.
291
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:47,618
I just noticed her lucky raccoon paw.
292
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:53,861
Hello, Christina.
293
00:14:53,863 --> 00:14:56,264
This is what you get for ruining my life!
294
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:04,238
She's ripping my mom
apart like monkey bread.
295
00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:07,642
(Pop)
296
00:15:09,177 --> 00:15:11,245
She just bit your mom's head off.
297
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:14,282
That is disturbing and unsanitary!
298
00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:20,054
Let's get out of here. Right behind you.
299
00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:22,690
If we get caught, she
might bite our heads off.
300
00:15:26,194 --> 00:15:27,962
Forgot my canteen.
301
00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:31,232
I'll never make it through Bunny
cabin sing-a-long without you.
302
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,300
(Chuckles)
303
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,736
(Door creaking)
304
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,739
Hey! What are you doin' in here?
305
00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,641
Uh, leaving.
306
00:15:40,643 --> 00:15:43,277
I told you this wasn't the mess hall.
307
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,079
Nice try.
308
00:15:45,081 --> 00:15:47,882
Actually, that was a terrible try.
309
00:15:47,884 --> 00:15:50,952
Okay, we're here for our stuff.
310
00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:53,321
And you're going to give it back to us.
311
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:55,756
Give me one good reason why I should.
312
00:15:55,758 --> 00:16:00,594
Because if you don't, I'll tell my dad
that you have a creepy shrine to him,
313
00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:04,865
you make out with his picture, and you
bite the head off dolls of my mom.
314
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,567
(Sighs)
315
00:16:06,569 --> 00:16:08,336
Okay, that's three good reasons.
316
00:16:15,243 --> 00:16:17,311
Both: Ew!
317
00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,180
Make that four good reasons.
318
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,817
Please don't tell your dad.
319
00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:25,152
I don't want him to think I'm, you know...
320
00:16:25,154 --> 00:16:26,587
Weird? Wacko?
321
00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,255
I was going to say quirky.
322
00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:35,162
Hey, Xan-Man.
323
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,164
Bet you can't wait to
hit the gridiron, huh?
324
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,667
Let's go. Wear your pads on the way home.
325
00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:41,936
But it's like 95 degrees.
326
00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:43,237
Fine, don't wear the cup.
327
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:46,707
So, here's the thing.
328
00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:52,613
I want you to hear what I'm going to say.
329
00:16:57,953 --> 00:16:59,353
Okay.
330
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:06,193
I have been thinking for a long time...
331
00:17:06,195 --> 00:17:07,361
Okay, can we speed this up?
332
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:09,130
'Cause, I can't stand for too long,
333
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:12,400
ever since that linebacker
slammed me into that cheerleader.
334
00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:14,635
Then again, that is how I met your mom.
335
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,204
Well, it's hard to tell you, but...
336
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,206
I'm William Shakespeare eating a ham?
337
00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,410
Is this about the whole
red meat thing again?
338
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,579
What the heck does that mean?
339
00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:29,316
Xander's situation is identical
to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
340
00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:31,752
But instead of feeling the
pressure of political ambition,
341
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,255
Xander feels the pressure of
his father's football ambition.
342
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:36,223
Like, duh!
343
00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,993
No. Not like, duh!
344
00:17:41,196 --> 00:17:43,431
Okay, from now on, you're
wearing two helmets.
345
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,153
Can't have you losing any more brain cells.
346
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,235
What I'm trying to say is...
347
00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:49,637
I don't want to play football.
348
00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:51,772
What?
349
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,408
But we're a football family.
350
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,710
I played, your grandfather played.
351
00:17:56,712 --> 00:17:59,480
Even your cousin Shelia made
a darn good tackle dummy!
352
00:18:00,382 --> 00:18:03,284
Dad, you're not listening to me.
353
00:18:03,286 --> 00:18:05,086
I'm done with football!
354
00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:07,288
The heck you are!
355
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:10,157
You know, I am extremely
disappointed in you, Xander.
356
00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:15,729
Well, I'm sorry for being
such a disappointment.
357
00:18:15,731 --> 00:18:18,132
But I'm staying here
at camp. No, you're not!
358
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:19,300
We're leaving in ten minutes.
359
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,435
Go pack.
360
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:30,277
Go fish? (Laughs)
361
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,279
Got any threes?
362
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,486
Miniature soccer.
363
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:39,653
Who came up with this?
364
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,290
Gerald! Oh, no!
365
00:18:45,427 --> 00:18:47,495
Hello! Hello, Gladys.
366
00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:51,499
You didn't stop by and say hi when
you dropped off Xander this summer.
367
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,300
Because last time I said "hello,"
368
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:56,070
you handcuffed yourself to my belt,
and said it was a magic trick.
369
00:18:57,405 --> 00:19:00,074
Abracadabra!
370
00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:02,776
Uh, Gladys! The nurse wants to see you.
371
00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:04,945
Something about botulism?
372
00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:07,815
Darn it! Stupid rusty canned beans!
373
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,851
I'll be right back, and I'll
pull something out of your hat.
374
00:19:10,853 --> 00:19:12,887
(Mock laughs) I don't have a hat.
375
00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:17,758
(Exhales) Thanks so much for saving me...
376
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,360
Emma.
377
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:23,330
Oh, so you're the famous Emma
that Xander keeps telling me about.
378
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:26,534
Well, I've been in a few magazines,
but I wouldn't call myself famous.
379
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:28,769
(Both laughing)
380
00:19:28,771 --> 00:19:34,975
Look, Mr. McCormick, I
really care about Xander.
381
00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:36,977
Then I guess you're happy
he wants to stay at camp.
382
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,547
Well, yeah.
383
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,516
But when he first told me he was
leaving, I was really hurt and upset.
384
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:43,984
Then you understand how I feel?
385
00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:45,519
Of course.
386
00:19:45,521 --> 00:19:49,390
But then Lou helped me realize
that I should want Xander to do
387
00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:52,359
what makes him happy,
even if it makes me upset.
388
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,563
I get it.
389
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:58,699
You're saying that if I love Xander, I
should let him choose his own path?
390
00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:02,036
Exactly.
391
00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:03,904
You know he once got lost in our driveway?
392
00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:05,973
And it's a circle.
393
00:20:07,296 --> 00:20:07,977
Tell me about it.
394
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,244
When he goes out in the
woods, we make him wear a bell.
395
00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:13,013
(Both laughing)
396
00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,316
But when it comes to what
he wants to do with his life,
397
00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:18,485
I think you should trust
he knows where he's going.
398
00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:20,154
(Sighs)
399
00:20:20,156 --> 00:20:22,156
(Chuckles) Maybe you're right.
400
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:23,390
I should go talk to him.
401
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,829
You know, you're a pretty smart young lady.
402
00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:31,899
And I loved that story you
made up to get rid of Gladys.
403
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,068
I didn't make that up.
404
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,751
Right now, there are 12 kids puking
their guts out in the infirmary.
405
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:39,673
Hey.
406
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,475
Hey.
407
00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:47,381
Wow, this mattress is hard.
408
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:49,743
That's because it's plywood
painted to look like a mattress.
409
00:20:51,286 --> 00:20:53,120
I see Gladys is as cheap as ever.
410
00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:57,558
So... Look, Dad, I don't
want to play football.
411
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,892
I just don't like it.
412
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:01,061
Well, what do you like?
413
00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:02,796
Being here at camp and playing music.
414
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,532
But you wouldn't understand.
415
00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:07,835
Actually, I would.
416
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:12,706
I never told you this...
But, uh... (Clears throat)
417
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,875
I always wanted to play the clarinet.
418
00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:17,645
(Chuckles) You did?
419
00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:22,650
But the clarinet is so
la... Cool! I know, right?
420
00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:26,587
Every game, I'd look up from the field
at the band with their awesome hats,
421
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:29,623
watching that clarinet
section blow the crowd away.
422
00:21:30,592 --> 00:21:31,492
Gosh, they were neat!
423
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,628
Then why did you play football?
424
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:36,664
'Cause my dad made me.
425
00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:40,634
You think I wanted to
wear his old jockstrap?
426
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,202
So you do understand how I feel?
427
00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:45,606
Absolutely.
428
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,974
And you're not a disappointment.
429
00:21:47,909 --> 00:21:49,977
In fact, I'm really proud of you.
430
00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:51,252
You are?
431
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:54,244
Yeah, I wish I could've stood up
to my dad like you stood up to me.
432
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,184
Thanks, Dad.
433
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:04,591
So I can stay at camp? Of course.
434
00:22:04,593 --> 00:22:06,473
But you do know that the
food here has botulism?
435
00:22:08,463 --> 00:22:10,764
I know, that's why I
never eat anything canned.
436
00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:12,266
(Laughing)
437
00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:14,001
Just promise me one thing.
438
00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:16,363
You won't take up soccer, 'cause
I couldn't stand the shame.
439
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:19,606
Deal. Okay.
440
00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:21,508
(Clapping)
441
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:25,813
Ravi, why are you crying?
He's very emotional.
442
00:22:25,815 --> 00:22:28,549
I once saw him cry over a commercial.
443
00:22:28,551 --> 00:22:31,418
That man got the fourth
tire for free. (Sobs)
444
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:38,459
(Laughing)
445
00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:40,994
See? The monkey's sniffing his own butt!
446
00:22:40,996 --> 00:22:43,063
Look! He fell off the branch!
447
00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:45,866
(Laughing)
448
00:22:45,868 --> 00:22:48,202
And you're getting me new
pictures of your dad, right?
449
00:22:48,204 --> 00:22:49,570
Mmm-hmm.
450
00:22:49,572 --> 00:22:51,372
Just keep that pudding coming.
451
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:54,074
I know, doctor's orders.
452
00:22:54,076 --> 00:22:56,310
I'll go get some more.
453
00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:58,912
I was getting up anyway
to gouge my eyes out.
454
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:05,219
(Screaming)
455
00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:07,154
What's wrong?
456
00:23:07,156 --> 00:23:08,622
I found more raccoon parts.
457
00:23:10,825 --> 00:23:12,993
What? They make great paper weights.
458
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:17,593
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