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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Apparently, one of the campers lost
their retainer in the fire last night
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during a game of "Will It Melt?"
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The answer is a resounding yes.
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Oh, either that, or the kid
has a really weird shaped mouth.
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Wow, Emma, you're really rockin' that soot.
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(Chuckles) Thanks, I've
been working on my smoky eye.
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(Coughing) And lung.
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Whoo!
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C-N-O!
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C-N-O!
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C-N-O!
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(Laughing)
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Lou, you are also a fan of the
chemical formula for a fulminate ion?
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And this is why I eat lunch alone.
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That and the giant man-eating
lizard you sit next to.
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No, I'm actually talking about
tonight being our annual C-N-O!
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Counselors' Night Off!
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Boo-yah!
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Yup, one night every year, we take off
and throw a killer party at The Spot.
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And Gladys is cool with this?
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No, she's away at a "canoe
conference" in Atlantic City.
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But the only river she ever sees
is at the Texas Hold 'Em table.
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(Emma chuckling)
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Emma, you should come with us!
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I wrote a new song I
really want you to hear.
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Ooh, I'd love to go!
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Well, this is awkward. You see, we go...
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(Screams) She can't come!
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Wow, Hazel runs really fast.
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Well, it's not like she has a soul
or a conscience to weigh her down.
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Tonight is for counselors only.
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(Snickering)
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But can't we can make
an exception for Emma?
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Lou, she is your bestie.
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Look, I wish we could,
but this is tradition.
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We didn't get to go when we were CITs.
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Okay, I get it.
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I'm really sorry, Emma.
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Me, too. I'm not!
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Hey, cheer up!
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This is actually a great opportunity.
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You and Ravi get to be in charge
of a bunch of campers tonight.
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Well, that sounds fun.
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That's what you said about chemistry bingo.
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Clearly, you have no idea what fun means.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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See, Hazel?
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I told you I could fit all
the party supplies in here!
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I think I just broke my own
backpack stuffin' record!
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Nope.
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Ha! That's not all you broke.
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What are you laughing about?
Your sunglasses are in here.
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You know, I think I have
a shot with Xander tonight.
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By "shot," do you mean you're going
to shoot him with a tranquilizer dart?
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No, I mean, he and Emma are just friends.
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And I'm here and available. (Chuckles)
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So is that molting owl in the
tool shed, but that doesn't mean
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Xander's gonna go out with it.
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Hey, people fall in love
all the time at The Spot.
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Plus, I've got a new strategy.
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I'm not going to hit on
Xander at all tonight.
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I'll just let him come to me.
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Ha! You think you can go an entire
night without hitting on Xander?
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Yup.
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Care to make a little wager?
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You're on!
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Loser has to teach this year's
Foot Fungus Treatment Seminar.
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Deal! You better get some bread,
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because you're about to be
elbow deep in toe jam, sister!
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(Mouthing)
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Hello, fellow Camp Kikiwakiacs!
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May I have your attention, please?
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I am Ravi and this is...
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Totally unfair!
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I can't believe all the cool
kids get to party at The Spot,
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and I'm stuck here babysitting.
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Emma! Her name is Emma.
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And tonight, we are going
to be your counselors!
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Yay!
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Boo!
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Zuri, a little respect, please.
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Sorry, I smell substitute teacher blood
in the water, and I just attack.
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Hey, since there are
no real counselors here,
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that means we can do whatever we want!
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Awesome.
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Party in the Woodchuck cabin!
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Let's go! (Children cheering)
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Ravi: Wait! Wait!
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Nobody is going anywhere.
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That means you, too, Emma. Children: Aww.
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Ah, so close!
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Now, I would like to welcome you all
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to the edge-of-your-seat
thrill ride that is
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knot tying!
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All: Aww...
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That is the most boring
thing I've ever heard.
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And later, we will stain glass
like there is no tomorrow!
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I stand corrected.
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Okay, who is ready to get knotty?
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All: Boo!
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Okay, that one I deserved.
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You'll never be able to make it through
tonight without flirting with Xander.
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(Scoffs) Please.
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I got this whole thing under control...
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(Gasps) Whoa!
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Hey.
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Oh, boy.
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Wow, Xander, looks like you
need to make a trip to the vet
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because these pythons are sick!
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Thank you.
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(Gasps) What do you think, Hazel?
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Meh.
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I try not to think about his arms.
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I really, really try...
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(Shudders)
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Would you like a cookie or are you
just gonna keep eating your lip?
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Hey, you're cheating!
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All's fair in love, war, and funky feet!
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Well, I'm staying strong.
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(Gasps) Holy hunkiness,
Xander's about to chop wood!
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And you're looking at him like
a cartoon wolf looks at a T-bone.
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Ahh-oooh-ga!
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(Mouthing)
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Okay, campers.
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This next activity is designed to
teach you teamwork and problem solving!
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Is it about solving our
"lack of having fun" problem?
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Do the words "Puzzle
Palooza" answer your question?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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(Sighs) Ravi, just let
them do what they want.
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Maybe, after this, we can piece together
my dreams of having a good time.
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Look, Emma, I could
really use your help here.
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(Sighs) Sorry.
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I just really wish I was
at that party tonight.
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Watching Xander sing the
song he wants to play for me,
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chop wood with an ax, fend off
Hazel with an even bigger ax...
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Wait, are you and Xander back together?
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Why do we have a camp newsletter
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if we're not going to
talk about the juicy stuff?
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No, we're still just friends.
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But tonight seemed like it could be
the perfect opportunity to change that.
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Well, The Spot is a magical place.
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Mr. Daddy said that he hated Mrs.
Mommy when they first met at camp.
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But then, one night at The
Spot, they fell in love.
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Anywho, back to Puzzle Palooza!
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O-M-G!
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That sounds just like Xander and Hazel.
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I now realize that is a story
I should have kept to myself.
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Wait a minute, Ravi, what
if they fall in love tonight?
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I don't think... (Scoffs)
You're right, that's ridiculous.
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That would never happen. Now, if you...
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But you do make a good point.
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The Spot is really romantic!
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It's like Paris, but with
less mimes and more mosquitos.
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Now, how about we...
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I hear what you're saying, Ravi.
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I've gotta go out there.
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Great girl-talk.
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How are we doing on our puzzles?
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(Gasps) Ow!
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That was a corner piece!
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The tough one's gone!
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Let's get the ice cream!
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(All cheering)
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And that's how I saved
little Malcolm from choking.
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It's also how I found out
the water here has bones.
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(Laughing)
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Wow, brave and hunky!
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Don't you think, Hazel?
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I will break you.
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He's okay.
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I mean, if you're one of those
girls who likes big, strong heroes.
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You know what, now would
actually be a good time
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to review the Heimlich maneuver.
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Xander, you demonstrate.
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Now, we just need someone for
you to wrap your arms around.
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Use Hazel!
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Eh, well, actually, Lou, I was thinking
it's time for the traditional CNO toast.
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(Grunts) Nice try.
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(In unison) We love our
jobs, we have a blast,
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but sometimes those kids
are a pain in the neck!
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Ahh, bee!
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Sorry, Xander.
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You should probably take
that sugar-covered shirt off.
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You know, 'cause of the bees.
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Good looking out, Lou.
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How are you not cracking right now?
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Because I just jammed a fork in my leg.
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Guys, guys, please stop!
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Zuri, please help me end this rebellion.
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No way!
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If I join sides with you,
then they'll turn on me, too.
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Mama's gotta look out for number one.
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But I must prove myself
worthy of being a counselor!
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Then you might want to stop
that game of billiard baseball.
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Billiard what now? Whoa! (Clanking)
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(Cheers)
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Okay, that is it!
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The fun is over!
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I am in charge, and I demand you
all head back to your cabins at once!
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Get him! (Children screaming)
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(Screaming) Zuri, help!
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Lou, have you noticed how sane
Hazel is behaving tonight?
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She actually told me
to put my shirt back on.
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I know!
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I have a feeling there's going to be a
lot of green toenails in my future.
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Long story.
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Well, whatever it is, I sure like
this Hazel better than Psycho Hazel.
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Oh, you know, I'm gonna go get
some more wood for the fire.
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You hear that?
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I'm not psycho anymore.
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So take that and shove
it right in your eyeball!
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And she's back.
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I told you my plan would work.
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Xander's warming up to me!
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Xander's warming up to Hazel?
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Ugh, I hate The Spot!
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Ow! Stupid branch.
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(Retches and coughs)
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What died in here?
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Dude, that's my fartin' quilt!
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Instead of stinking up the whole
room, I just do my thing into that.
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Have a good night, Ravi.
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And if you have to breathe,
do it through your mouth.
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Zuri, I cannot believe you
are not sticking up for me.
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I did.
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Plan A was to cut you into puzzle
pieces and shove you into a box!
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Xander, you must be sore
after chopping all that wood.
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Hazel, you want to give him a massage?
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You mean rub down his
rippling muscles? Gross.
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Instead, why don't you
play your new song, Xander?
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Sure.
251
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,493
You know, I actually wrote
it when I was in the bathroom.
252
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,395
Don't need to know
about the process, buddy.
253
00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:09,864
Gotcha.
254
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,232
No!
255
00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:12,934
He's supposed to play his new song for me!
256
00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:15,169
Stop!
257
00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:16,838
(Rustling) Ow!
258
00:12:18,674 --> 00:12:20,308
Next time, I'm hiding behind a rock.
259
00:12:21,543 --> 00:12:23,911
Emma, you're not supposed to be here!
260
00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:27,415
(Scoffs) Yeah, and now I know why!
261
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,417
Well, you and Xander can have each other!
262
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:30,551
What?
263
00:12:30,553 --> 00:12:31,686
Score!
264
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:33,788
Emma, wait...
265
00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,389
I don't want to hear it.
266
00:12:35,391 --> 00:12:36,624
Or your song.
267
00:12:37,526 --> 00:12:38,693
(Jarring chord)
268
00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:42,930
Well, now you won't have to.
269
00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,972
Well, the good news is, now we don't
have to chop any more wood for the fire.
270
00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:57,212
So, what do you want to do first now
that CIT Buzzkill is out of the way?
271
00:12:57,214 --> 00:12:58,380
(Glass shattering)
272
00:12:58,382 --> 00:12:59,615
What the heck was that?
273
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:05,487
Well, if they're playing by
traditional billiard baseball rules,
274
00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:07,890
I'd call it a double.
275
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:11,393
(Zuri gasps)
276
00:13:11,395 --> 00:13:15,497
Oh, man, we're going to
be in so much trouble!
277
00:13:15,499 --> 00:13:16,732
No, we won't.
278
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,368
Ravi is in charge, so he'll get blamed.
279
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:25,774
Wait, but if Ravi gets in trouble,
he might never become a counselor.
280
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:29,812
I'm all for a little mutiny, but I
don't wanna crush the guy's dreams.
281
00:13:29,814 --> 00:13:33,515
It's Ravi. He's probably used to it.
282
00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:38,487
Yeah, his date to the homecoming
dance was a mop with googly-eyes.
283
00:13:39,355 --> 00:13:41,256
(Sighs)
284
00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,725
The sad part is, he still
has her picture in his wallet.
285
00:13:45,461 --> 00:13:48,497
I can't believe I'm saying this,
286
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:51,934
but what we did to Ravi is
kinda making me feel bad inside.
287
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:55,838
Well, if you need the fartin'
quilt, you know where to find it.
288
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,680
I'm so sorry about your guitar, Xander,
289
00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:07,783
but I was just so upset that you
might be falling for Cray-zel!
290
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,618
Hey!
291
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,421
Oh, like no one's ever
called you that before.
292
00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:14,323
Me and Hazel?
293
00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:15,557
Never.
294
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:18,160
Not if we were the last
two counselors on earth.
295
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:20,562
Pigs would be flying directly out of my...
296
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:23,332
Okay, I think we get it.
297
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:26,034
Emma, why do you care
so much about who I date?
298
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:29,404
When we were fishing, you said
you just wanted to be friends.
299
00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:32,074
I only said that because you said
you just wanted to be friends!
300
00:14:32,076 --> 00:14:34,810
I only said that because I thought
you didn't like me in that way!
301
00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:35,911
Well, I do like you.
302
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,045
Well, I like you more.
303
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:37,913
That's not possible.
304
00:14:39,148 --> 00:14:40,249
Really?
305
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:41,383
Yeah.
306
00:14:42,986 --> 00:14:44,219
So, what do we do now?
307
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,387
I don't know.
308
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:49,925
Ask the girl out, bunk brain!
309
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,593
Man, pretty people are dumb.
310
00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:54,830
Emma,
311
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:58,066
will you please be my girlfriend?
312
00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,601
(Chuckles)
313
00:14:59,603 --> 00:15:02,237
Yes! I'd really like that.
314
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,040
(Snickers)
315
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,776
Wait. A. Minute!
316
00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:11,246
Miss Sunshine Sugarbritches
comes over here, uninvited,
317
00:15:11,248 --> 00:15:14,917
your guitar winds up in the
fire, and now you're dating?
318
00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:16,585
I know. Isn't it romantic?
319
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:21,390
Is that all it takes to be with you?
320
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:26,128
Because I will burn your
guitar, your clothes, everything!
321
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,763
(Screaming) I love you!
322
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,034
Ha! I win!
323
00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:35,103
I knew you couldn't
last. Always bet on crazy.
324
00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:37,706
Who cares about some bet?
325
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,676
This whole place will burn with my love!
326
00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:42,778
Come on, Cray-zel.
327
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,947
Let's go take a dip in
the lake and cool off.
328
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:46,782
(Struggling) (Sighs)
329
00:15:46,784 --> 00:15:48,951
No, put me down!
330
00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:51,153
In Xander's cabin!
331
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:58,126
You know, I really do hope one day
Hazel meets that special someone.
332
00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,896
And I hope that someone is a therapist.
333
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,164
(Laughs)
334
00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:06,969
Anyway, I know I wasn't supposed
to come out to The Spot tonight,
335
00:16:06,971 --> 00:16:09,004
but I'm really glad I did.
336
00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:10,138
Me, too.
337
00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:14,676
Wait, if you're here,
338
00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:18,280
does that mean Ravi is trying to
supervise 20 campers by himself?
339
00:16:18,282 --> 00:16:20,082
Yeah, but he'll be fine.
340
00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:22,484
He's got them doing puzzles,
and tying knots, and later,
341
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:24,366
he's going to show them
how to reduce fractions.
342
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:26,388
Both: He's a goner!
343
00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:30,359
(Grunting)
344
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,693
(Groans)
345
00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:33,862
It is no use, Mrs. Kipling.
346
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:36,698
I must say the campers
tied some very good knots.
347
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,734
Curse my boring-yet-effective
teaching methods!
348
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,170
Ravi, I'm here to end this.
349
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,638
Oh, dear gods!
350
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,207
You are going to finish me off with...
351
00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:48,310
Safety scissors?
352
00:16:48,312 --> 00:16:50,445
This is going to take a long time.
353
00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:54,483
No! I'm here to cut you free.
354
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:56,985
I don't want you to get in trouble.
355
00:16:56,987 --> 00:17:00,422
I know how important it is for
you to become a counselor someday.
356
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,727
Dang, these ropes are too thick.
357
00:17:05,729 --> 00:17:07,062
We need something sharper.
358
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,397
(Groans)
359
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:12,801
Yes, Mrs. Kipling, I know
you have razor-sharp teeth,
360
00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,137
but this is hardly the time for bragging.
361
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:16,071
Sheesh.
362
00:17:16,073 --> 00:17:18,140
(Groans)
363
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,242
Please, the humans are trying to think.
364
00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:21,410
She can be such a buttinsky...
365
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:23,211
I know! (Slaps)
366
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:24,079
(Groans)
367
00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:27,315
(Gasps) Oh, I see!
368
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:30,218
Yes, you should chew
through these ropes. My bad.
369
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:31,787
(Groaning)
370
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:34,923
(Gasps)
371
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,559
Thank you, Mrs. Kipling!
372
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:40,662
And now, I must go reassert my authority!
373
00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:41,830
(Sighs)
374
00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:45,133
But first, you may want
to change your shirt.
375
00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:51,606
Mrs. Kipling, you have cropped my top.
376
00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:55,777
Hey, on the bright side, at least
she got rid of that nasty mole.
377
00:17:55,779 --> 00:17:56,912
(Groans)
378
00:17:56,914 --> 00:17:58,113
Huh! Oh.
379
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:03,785
Fellow campers, it's time to show the
camp across the lake how tough we are!
380
00:18:03,787 --> 00:18:05,287
Charge!
381
00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:07,289
(All cheering) Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
382
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,971
Don't pull me until I've sat on my pillow.
383
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,094
Charge!
384
00:18:12,096 --> 00:18:13,228
(Children screaming)
385
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,129
Halt!
386
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,430
Ravi escaped!
387
00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:18,233
Yes, and I am taking control of the camp!
388
00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:19,534
How are you going to do that?
389
00:18:19,536 --> 00:18:20,869
There's only one of you.
390
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,070
Two of us.
391
00:18:22,072 --> 00:18:23,105
(Groans)
392
00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:25,941
Make that three.
393
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:28,810
And Mrs. K and I are just
itching to bust some heads!
394
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:31,046
Retreat!
395
00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,214
Somebody pull me back!
396
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:34,749
Uh, no, Zuri.
397
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:37,819
I already tried forcing
people to do what I want,
398
00:18:37,821 --> 00:18:40,322
and all it got me was a
bad case of Stink Nose.
399
00:18:40,324 --> 00:18:42,224
And probably pink eye.
400
00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,293
Oh, that is from crying.
401
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:52,501
Campers, I made tonight all about me,
when it should have been about you.
402
00:18:52,503 --> 00:18:56,638
So, what you're saying is, you're
cool with us attacking the other camp?
403
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,141
Boys, light your arrows!
404
00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:01,309
No!
405
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:04,646
(Chuckles) But I do want
you guys to have fun.
406
00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:08,483
So, let us quickly clean up, and then
you guys can do whatever you want,
407
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:12,154
but let us not be too knotty.
408
00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:13,155
(Groans)
409
00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:14,689
I think she just booed.
410
00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:19,194
Thanks for not punishing us, Ravi.
411
00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:21,263
Other than with more puns.
412
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:28,303
Look, Ravi, I'm sorry I
didn't have your back before.
413
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:31,673
I just didn't want the other
campers to think I was lame.
414
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:35,177
Well, if anyone can
understand that, it is I.
415
00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:37,779
The pressure to be the
coolest cat in the chess club
416
00:19:37,781 --> 00:19:39,281
can be quite overwhelming.
417
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,682
Aren't there only two of you?
418
00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:43,351
Regardless.
419
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:47,389
And don't worry. I'll tell Lou
and Xander that I broke the window.
420
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:51,059
No, I am in charge, and
I will take the fall.
421
00:19:51,061 --> 00:19:55,230
Wait, maybe no one has to get in trouble.
422
00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:56,698
I've got an idea.
423
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,235
Excellent idea, Zuri.
424
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:03,205
And nice stained-glass work, everyone.
425
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:05,740
Yeah, it looks awesome!
426
00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:10,312
Who knew you could have fun
with glass without breaking it?
427
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,314
Campers, please don't kill
Ravi! He's too young to die!
428
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:14,316
Yeah, his only girlfriend was a mop!
429
00:20:15,685 --> 00:20:17,352
Oh.
430
00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:19,087
Well, I guess we were
worried about nothing.
431
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,089
Awesome job, Ravi.
432
00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:23,358
The camp is spotless, everybody's behaving,
433
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,594
and no one took over
the camp across the lake.
434
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:28,697
Not yet, but soon.
435
00:20:28,699 --> 00:20:30,665
Very soon.
436
00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:35,937
Anyway, since all the
campers have been so good,
437
00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:38,340
why don't we invite everybody
out to The Spot tonight?
438
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:41,543
(All cheering)
439
00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,745
Sorry I abandoned you, Ravi.
440
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,580
But you did great by yourself.
441
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:47,716
You're going to be an
awesome counselor one day.
442
00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:49,050
Thank you, Emma.
443
00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:51,553
And just to show you
there are no hard feelings,
444
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:54,589
I have a quilt in my cabin
I would like to give you.
445
00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:56,358
Aw, that's so sweet.
446
00:20:58,427 --> 00:21:02,864
Okay, everybody. So, this is a song
about The Spot, a special place,
447
00:21:02,866 --> 00:21:06,468
and I want to dedicate it
to Emma, a very special girl.
448
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,969
All: Aww.
449
00:21:07,971 --> 00:21:09,137
(Retches)
450
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,575
(Playing guitar)
451
00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:16,811
? When the stars are dancing in the sky
452
00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:22,317
? I start thinking 'bout a place I know
453
00:21:24,387 --> 00:21:28,323
? Where young dreamers
hope to meet their match
454
00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:31,726
? And then a feeling begins to grow
455
00:21:35,298 --> 00:21:37,899
? Ooh, ooh This is the night
456
00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:42,470
? Think of the girl you're dreamin' of
457
00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:45,907
? Underneath the moonlight
458
00:21:45,909 --> 00:21:50,812
? Ooh, ooh This is the night
459
00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:54,783
? Ooh, ooh This is the night ?
460
00:21:54,785 --> 00:21:56,851
(Applauding)
461
00:22:01,524 --> 00:22:03,625
Well, hello, lovebirds.
462
00:22:03,627 --> 00:22:05,527
Whatcha up to?
463
00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:08,997
Taking a romantic stroll, and trying
not to step on possum droppings.
464
00:22:08,999 --> 00:22:11,333
We're just talking about where
we should go on our next date.
465
00:22:11,335 --> 00:22:16,104
Oh, man! Well, we could take a canoe
ride at sunset, or we could...
466
00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:20,275
Oh. You meant the "two-we," and
not the "three-we." I get it.
467
00:22:20,277 --> 00:22:21,376
Well, your loss.
468
00:22:21,378 --> 00:22:23,345
Have fun making your own balloon animals.
469
00:22:25,448 --> 00:22:28,483
Anyway, congrats again on
winning your bet with Hazel.
470
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:32,520
Thanks. Guess Hazel is really
feeling the agony of de-feet.
471
00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:34,356
(Spraying) (Coughs)
472
00:22:34,358 --> 00:22:36,624
Eww! So much fungus.
473
00:22:39,028 --> 00:22:41,796
Seriously? Are you growing
mushrooms on this thing?
474
00:22:41,846 --> 00:22:46,396
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