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Welcome! Boys, girls... Dinosaur.
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(Growling)
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We're here tonight to kick off
Camp Kikiwaka's bestest tradition,
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the ceremony to pick the
Guardian of the Spirit Stick!
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(All groaning)
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Respect the Stick, people!
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Or, I'll take away your bathroom privileges
and the woods will be your toilet.
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That would be an upgrade.
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Our camp founder, Jedediah
Swearengen, whittled this sacred Stick
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from an ancient pine that
was struck by lightning.
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As was Jedediah, whose wife
left him shortly thereafter.
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Because he was hit by lightning?
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No, he was just emotionally distant.
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Since then, we've honored the
Stick out of respect to the woods
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and its spirits.
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Because of this, the camp and
the forest have lived in harmony.
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I guess the forest turns a blind
eye to Gladys' daily raw sewage dump.
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Guys, being Guardian of the
Stick gets you mad respect.
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But, if the Guardian loses the Stick,
the wood spirits will flip out!
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And the Guardian's entire cabin
will be cursed with bad luck!
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That's ridiculous. There's
no such thing as bad luck.
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If that's true, how did I end up here?
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And now, we will toss the
Stick up in the air,
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and whoever it touches first will
be the new Spirit Stick Guardian!
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Oh! (All gasping)
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Oh!
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The Stick has fallen!
Emma Ross is the Guardian!
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She cheated! She has giant man shoulders!
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(Gasping)
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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(Roaring)
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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Emma, you got lucky.
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When the Stick chose me, it nailed me
right in the mouth and I had to get
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a whole new set of teeth.
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Wanna hold 'em?
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Thank you, but no.
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I don't know why people are
so excited about a stick.
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Just once I wish the Spirit
Stick would choose me.
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Hazel: I choose you.
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Hazel, are you under the bed?
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I'm everywhere. Get used to it.
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Hazel, we know you're here
to steal the Spirit Stick.
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She does it every year so
she can become the Guardian.
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What? No! I'm just here for an
impromptu under-bunk inspection.
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And, you failed, Emma!
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See ya, Xan, through your window.
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Xander, you might wanna
invest in some curtains.
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And a taser.
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Hey, Ravi, let's go on the roof and
drop water balloons on the girls!
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Sorry, I am not a big
fan of water right now.
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You will be, once this bad
boy splashes over Hazel's head.
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I'm betting she melts.
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While I do believe Hazel is a witch,
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my problem is in order to
remain a Counselor in Training,
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I must be certified as a swim instructor.
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And my test is on Thursday.
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And you're scared of Thursdays?
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No, of swimming!
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I never learned how!
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And they still let you be a CIT?
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Well, I may have fudged the paperwork,
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and by that I mean I dropped
fudge on the "Yes, I can swim" box.
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Dude, I can teach you how to swim.
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My abuela was a dolphin.
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I very much doubt that is true,
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but desperate times call for
desperate measures. Please teach me.
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You got it! And don't worry,
lots of people can't swim.
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Like babies and slightly older babies.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Kipling!
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(Grunting) Emma: Before
you go play basketball,
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can I get your opinion on this
note I wrote? Girl to girl?
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(Growling)
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"Xander, you're awesome
and I want to make your
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dream of being the Spirit
Stick Guardian come true!
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XO, XO, XO, Emma."
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(Growling)
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You're right. One too many XO's.
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Don't wanna come on too strong. (Chuckles)
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Here's the most important
thing about learning to swim,
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you need to find the bathing
suit that makes you look hot!
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Okay, that's the craziest
thing you've ever said.
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And I once heard you ask
what an apple was made of.
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Did you really ask that?
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Yes, and I'll keep asking
until I get an answer!
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I'll teach you to swim.
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But you should always research
something before you attempt it.
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So, let's hit the books!
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No, you should hit the water, with me.
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Ah, I do not care who teaches me.
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I just need to learn by Thursday.
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Who are you gonna trust,
Miss "I know how to read,"
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or your best bud in the whole wide world?
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Yesterday, you threw dirt in my oatmeal.
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I'm a complex guy!
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That's the last time I play
basketball with a lizard.
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Mrs. Kipling is such a sore loser.
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Yeah, it's bad enough she popped our ball,
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she didn't have to pee
in our water bottles.
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Guess what?
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I gave the Spirit Stick to Xander!
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(Both gasping) Oh, no, you didn't!
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Giving the Stick away means
you've failed as Guardian!
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Now, all of Woodchuck cabin is
gonna be knee deep in bad luck!
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That's not gonna happen.
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The only thing we're knee deep in
around here is pond scum and body odor.
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And hormones. Check out that
giant pimple on Zuri's nose.
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(Gasping) What?
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I've never had a pimple before!
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Great, Emma, you give away the Stick and
suddenly I can guide Santa's sleigh at night.
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Look, Xander wants to be
the Guardian of the Stick,
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and I wanna be the Guardian of Xander.
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Oh, I see how it is. Sticks before chicks.
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You guys are just being
superstitious. Bad luck is not real.
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All: Hey!
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Oh!
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(Groans)
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That was just a
coincidence! (Back cracking)
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A really painful coincidence.
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So, let's review the assigned
reading about swimming.
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The ideal rate of strokes per minute is?
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Oh! Uh, 60!
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Quick question, does
frantically flailing your arms
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to flag down a lifeguard,
count as a stroke?
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You'll be fine, Ravi.
And, no, it does not count.
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Here's something that will help you.
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Remember this mnemonic device,
breathe, acclimate, relax, focus.
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Oh, so, the acronym would be... BARF?
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Exactly. It's crude, but memorable.
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Now, before you even get in the water,
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you should be aware of the native
flora and fauna of the lake.
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Most notably, the Northern Water Snakes.
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Snakes?
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Don't worry, they'll only bite
you if you're swimming near them.
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How will I know if I am near them?
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If they bite you.
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Okay, Tiffany, my turn to teach Ravi.
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No! We're making progress here.
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Please. The closest
he's come to getting wet
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is when he licked his
finger to turn the next page.
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He's not ready to get in the water
yet. We have to take baby steps.
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Exactly! Which is why I got this.
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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On the other hand, my
swimming test is tomorrow.
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Quick question, which is the shallow end?
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Just jump in, big guy.
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Ha!
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This is not so bad.
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(Chuckles) Wait, wait, what is that?
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(Screaming) The snakes are biting!
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(Screaming)
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(Laughs) That's just the hose!
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Hey, Emma, I saw you get
wiped out by that wakeboard.
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When I replay it in my head,
it just gets better and better!
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(Laughing)
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We need to get that Spirit
Stick back from Xander
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before any more wakeboards take
out the rest of us Woodchucks.
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Yes, and before my pimple erupts like
Mount Vesuvius and wipes out half the camp.
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(Scoffs) For the last time,
there's no such thing as bad luck.
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(Gasping)
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(Gasping)
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Oh, I should've read this sign
before I took it off the bench.
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Okay, the bad luck is real!
Let's get that Stick back!
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Ooh, if you see that cute
guy Duke from Eagle cabin,
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just sit down and play it cool.
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(Knocking at door)
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Xander, it's Emma!
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Are you there? Oh, Emma!
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Hey, thank you so much for the... (Screams)
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That must have been one big bird.
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Right, it's blueberry bird poop.
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Anyway, thanks so much for giving me
this. Being the Guardian is awesome.
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Do I look taller? I feel taller.
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Yeah, about the Stick...
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(Thuds) Ow!
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(Indistinct arguing)
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I was trying to cover. No, no, we're one.
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Stop it, stop it, you're walking too fast.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
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What happened to you guys?
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Bad luck happened, because Emma gave you
the Spirit Stick, we got bench butt!
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And my face looks like pepperoni pizza!
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I said I'd do the talking!
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(Sighing) Xander, we
would really appreciate
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it if you could give the Stick back.
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But you gave it to me. With a nice
note. Did you not mean all those XO's?
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(Gasping) Of course I did.
I'll get you something else.
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Do you like baseball? I'll buy
you season tickets. Or a team!
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You realize if I give the Spirit Stick
back, then my cabin will have bad luck?
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Yes! So, we're agreed. How
do you feel about the Yankees?
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(Indistinct arguing)
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Xander: No way! ...for absolutely nothing.
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(Screaming)
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(Groaning)
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You know we have to move in sync!
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Didn't you learn nothing in the bathroom?
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Look, I am swimming.
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I think he's improving.
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Remember to synchronize your arms and
legs Like the book said. (Chuckles)
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Your books were no help at all!
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That's why my motto is, "Never read."
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That explains so much about you.
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Jorge: Hey!
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I know how to get him in the water.
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But we might have to do
something a little loco.
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(Gasping) You mean, like sneaking out of
the camp and going to the town library?
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I've been mapping that
out since day one. No.
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We need to get physical.
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I don't like you like that.
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I meant, if I pretended to get a cramp,
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Ravi will jump in, and swim to save me!
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That is a horrible idea!
I do not condone lying...
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Unless it's doctoring your age to
get into the high school spelling bee.
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Stand back. You're in the splash zone.
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Help!
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Ravi!
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Do not worry, Jorge, I will save you!
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(Thuds) Ouch!
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(Groaning)
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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Don't worry, I'm okay.
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I am not. Could you possibly
paddle me over to the infirmary?
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Xander's gonna be back soon.
We've got to find the Spirit Stick!
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Remember, they can't know we were
here. So, don't disturb anything.
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What? Jorge's a slob. If
anything, I'm making it look nicer.
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Hey, I think I found a hiding place!
244
00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:25,406
Nose hair remover...
245
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,975
...jock itch powder. Ugh!
246
00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:30,645
Wart remover?
247
00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:34,415
Oh, please, please let
these not be Xander's.
248
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:38,986
Argh! Where is that stupid Spirit
Stick? We've looked everywhere!
249
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,354
(Door unlocking) (Gasping) Hide!
250
00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:42,456
(Zuri whining)
251
00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,765
(Chuckles) You know I
can see you all, right?
252
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,101
Heya, slugger...
253
00:13:55,404 --> 00:13:59,040
Hey... You're trying to
steal the Spirit Stick.
254
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:02,276
(Scoffs) Well, we wouldn't have to, if
you'd given it back like a gentleman.
255
00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:05,446
It was a gift! What kind of
person asks for a gift back?
256
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,615
Someone whose tush is full of splinters!
257
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,652
Meanwhile, we haven't found it.
258
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:15,489
Although, we found a lot of weird
stuff in that hole in the wall.
259
00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:17,225
You did? (Chuckles nervously)
260
00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:18,659
Yeah, that stuff's Jorge's!
261
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,695
Oh, thank goodness.
262
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,029
Mmm-hmm.
263
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:27,735
We even checked Jorge's dirty
laundry. I can never unsmell that.
264
00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:32,306
But I hid it in his
laundry. It has to be there.
265
00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:36,191
It's not here!
266
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:40,411
Well, if we didn't find it, and
you didn't move it, then who has it?
267
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:44,285
All: Hazel! Duke!
268
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:47,121
Sorry, I just can't get him out of my mind.
269
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:50,358
I'm gonna get that Stick!
270
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,792
No way! Lou: Get him!
271
00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,327
(Shrieking)
272
00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:59,100
I've had dreams like this,
but I was much happier.
273
00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:00,768
Hey!
274
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:03,237
Get off my man!
275
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:05,273
I don't want him. You can have him.
276
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:06,807
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
277
00:15:06,809 --> 00:15:10,378
Don't just give him away.
Trade him for the Spirit Stick!
278
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:13,414
If I had the Stick, I
wouldn't keep it a secret.
279
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:17,685
I'd be waving it in front of your
face going, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."
280
00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:24,425
Wow, I thought she was annoying
before the "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."
281
00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:26,794
Well, if none of us has the Stick,
then we better figure out where it is,
282
00:15:26,796 --> 00:15:29,397
or we are in a world of trouble.
283
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,500
What happens if the Spirit
Stick is completely lost?
284
00:15:32,502 --> 00:15:34,402
The entire camp gets bad luck.
285
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:38,606
The last time it happened was
1958. Poison ivy got into the food.
286
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:42,343
The kids itched so bad they had to
eat sandpaper to scratch their insides.
287
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,779
(Both shuddering)
288
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:48,416
So, if we can't find the Stick,
then that means we're all cursed!
289
00:15:48,418 --> 00:15:49,817
(Thunder crashing)
290
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,754
Quick question, where's
the nearest bus stop?
291
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:05,833
I should be the one to talk
to him. He looks up to me.
292
00:16:05,835 --> 00:16:10,404
You mean, down at you. On account
of you being vertically challenged.
293
00:16:10,406 --> 00:16:12,540
Oh, you had to go there!
294
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:13,774
(Indistinct arguing)
295
00:16:13,776 --> 00:16:18,145
Guys, guys, guys, please do not fight.
296
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,847
I know I let you both down.
297
00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:22,416
I'm not the Michael Phelps
you thought I would be.
298
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,820
Ravi, the only person you're
letting down is yourself.
299
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,590
Wow, that was deep!
300
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:35,763
As your CIT, I should be teaching
you, not the other way around.
301
00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:38,766
I am a failure on so many levels.
302
00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:40,901
You are not!
303
00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:43,871
Ravi, you know everything
you need to know to swim.
304
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,573
You just have to jump in the water.
305
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,942
And you almost did when
you tried to save Jorge.
306
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:53,180
But instead I landed in a canoe,
broke one oar, and at least two ribs.
307
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,615
Neither of which were mine.
308
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,885
Dude, you have to believe in yourself.
309
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:02,823
Again, that was super deep. I am on fire!
310
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,827
Perhaps you are right!
311
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:09,663
I will do my darndest to
pass that swimming test!
312
00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:11,832
Great! Now go out there and BARF.
313
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,668
I feel confident that will
happen one way or another.
314
00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:18,639
Did you find the Spirit Stick?
315
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,942
No, just a horde of fire ants.
Now, the bad luck is biting.
316
00:17:21,944 --> 00:17:25,513
I have bites in places you don't
wanna imagine. I'll imagine...
317
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:26,782
(Thunder crashing)
318
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:31,882
We came up empty-handed, too. But, we
did run into a stampeding herd of moose.
319
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:34,922
Meese? Mice? Nope.
320
00:17:36,258 --> 00:17:38,359
So, the Spirit Stick really is gone!
321
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,527
We're doomed!
322
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:41,395
(Wind howling) (All gasping)
323
00:17:41,397 --> 00:17:42,997
Did you feel that?
324
00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:45,566
The wood spirits know we lost
the Stick and they are peeved!
325
00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:47,835
They're gonna have to shut down the camp.
326
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,871
I never should've given the
Stick away. This is all my fault.
327
00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:52,740
No argument from me.
328
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,276
Uh, well, technically Xander had it last.
329
00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:57,478
So, if you really think
about it, it's all his fault!
330
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,680
(Pole groaning) (Screaming)
331
00:17:59,682 --> 00:18:03,284
Who cares whose fault
it is? We need to fix it!
332
00:18:03,286 --> 00:18:07,721
Underneath all these
pimples, I am too cute to die!
333
00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:10,925
She's right. And I have an
idea, but it's crazier than...
334
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,026
...well, Hazel.
335
00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,832
Great wood spirits, we
offer you these sacrifices
336
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:22,937
in exchange for lifting
the curse on Camp Kikiwaka!
337
00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:29,276
Please accept this frozen turkey
dinner that doesn't expire until...
338
00:18:29,278 --> 00:18:33,047
Okay. It expired last August, but
you can appreciate the thought.
339
00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:38,018
And, I offer my favorite pair of shoes.
340
00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:41,021
I thought you hated those shoes!
341
00:18:41,023 --> 00:18:42,424
(Shushing)
342
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:48,028
And, I offer my favorite stack of cash.
343
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,897
Bye, bye, Benjamins.
344
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:59,406
I offer my favorite hair doll
made from locks of Xander's hair.
345
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:04,078
So, that recurring nightmare I
have of you cutting my hair is real?
346
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,714
We have our best talks when you're asleep.
347
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,551
Maybe we should move on.
348
00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:14,788
I offer my...
349
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:17,625
...good friend Jorge's wart remover.
350
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:26,066
Great wood spirits, we
humbly beg your forgiveness.
351
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:28,335
So, we cool?
352
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:30,671
(Thunder crashing) (Screaming)
353
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:32,606
I don't think we cool.
354
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,010
Please, great wood spirits!
355
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:39,980
Don't punish the rest of the camp
just because I was a bad Guardian!
356
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:44,418
No, Emma, I was the bad
Guardian. I had the Stick last.
357
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,520
Punish me, wood spirits!
358
00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:47,755
(Shrieking)
359
00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:51,025
Actually, you should just punish Emma.
360
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:53,994
Drain her bank account
and mess up her face!
361
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:04,071
Well, the wind has settled,
the sky is blue...
362
00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,906
My pimple is gone.
363
00:20:05,908 --> 00:20:09,710
I do feel another one coming in,
but that could just be puberty.
364
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,113
I think the sacrifices worked!
365
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,816
I must have a real knack for
performing ancient rituals.
366
00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:20,688
Hey, you ready for your
swim test, bro? Absolutely!
367
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,456
I am going to BARF.
368
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,158
No, dude. It's going to be okay.
369
00:20:27,729 --> 00:20:29,463
You've got this, Ravi.
370
00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:32,399
She's right. Now get out
there, Tiger, and make us proud.
371
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:34,668
And, after, we'll go out for ice cream.
372
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,869
Goodie!
373
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:41,175
Okay. Breathe, acclimate, relax, focus.
374
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:50,451
Aw, he BARFed just like I taught him!
375
00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:53,053
And, he jumped just like I taught him.
376
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:56,824
I am doing it! I'm like a dolphin at play!
377
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:59,093
Great, Ravi, you're nailing the strokes!
378
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:01,128
Now, you just have to swim underwater.
379
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,796
A piece of crab cake.
380
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,134
Our baby's all grown up.
381
00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:09,770
Next thing you know, he'll
be going off to college.
382
00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,111
He's been under there a while.
383
00:21:17,113 --> 00:21:19,513
Maybe we were wrong, and
the sacrifices didn't work!
384
00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:22,182
Because Emma sacrificed shoddy shoes!
385
00:21:22,184 --> 00:21:24,685
Who cares about the shoes?
We have to help Ravi.
386
00:21:24,687 --> 00:21:26,053
Don't worry, I'll save him!
387
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:27,154
Take off your shirt!
388
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:32,960
(Gasping) He's okay!
389
00:21:36,498 --> 00:21:38,098
He's got the Spirit Stick!
390
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,901
(All cheering and clapping)
391
00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:45,873
I had no idea everyone was so
invested in my swimming certification.
392
00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:48,876
Oh, it is about the Stick.
393
00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:58,952
You take it, Emma, it was
yours in the first place.
394
00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:02,089
No, you take it. I gave
it to you as a gift.
395
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,491
I'll take it.
396
00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:07,061
Why are there teeth marks
all over the Stick, Emma?
397
00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:08,962
(Mrs. Kipling grunting)
398
00:22:08,964 --> 00:22:11,065
(Shrieks)
399
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:15,703
Oh, so it was Mrs. Kipling who took
the Stick out of Jorge's laundry bag.
400
00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:18,038
She does love to play fetch.
401
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,141
Do not worry, I will
retrieve it. I can swim!
402
00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:24,945
(Thuds) (Groans)
403
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,816
(Groaning)
404
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:30,084
Hello, again.
405
00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:35,989
Jorge and Tiffany, thank you again
for helping me pass my swim test.
406
00:22:35,991 --> 00:22:37,257
You're welcome.
407
00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:39,226
And, I couldn't have done it alone.
408
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,095
I could have.
409
00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:44,198
Camp Kikiwakans!
410
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,668
As you know, I was chosen as
this year's Spirit Stick Guardian.
411
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,069
And she blew it.
412
00:22:50,638 --> 00:22:52,673
Anyway...
413
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,274
After everything that's happened,
414
00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:57,211
I think it would be best to
keep the Stick in the mess hall,
415
00:22:57,213 --> 00:22:59,179
so we can all be its Guardians!
416
00:22:59,181 --> 00:23:00,314
Xander: Yeah!
417
00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:05,586
Bestie, you really know
how to get a crowd going!
418
00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:06,820
You put the "amp" in camp.
419
00:23:06,822 --> 00:23:07,955
(Clicking tongue) Aw!
420
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:10,624
So, Emma...
421
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,860
...looks like we survived all the bad luck.
422
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:15,162
Yeah, well, we've had some good luck, too.
423
00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:21,268
Oh, don't mind me.
424
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,170
You just have a little
something on your shirt.
425
00:23:25,874 --> 00:23:27,708
She's gonna make another hair doll.
426
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:28,709
Yeah, I got that.
427
00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:33,309
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