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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,504 (exotic music) 2 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,219 (groaning) 3 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,610 (breathing heavily) 4 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,613 (mysterious music) 5 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,148 (rumbling) 6 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,454 (booming) 7 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,555 (thunder booming) 8 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,565 (dramatic music) 9 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:15,946 - [Boy] Okay, guys. 10 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:16,780 This is it. 11 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,257 Reggie, you're our tank as usual. 12 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,401 Hold firm with that defense. 13 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,738 Liz, let's try to mix it up 14 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,078 and open with a celestial light wave aura spell. 15 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,079 Let's rock! 16 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,747 - [Liz] Come on, Max! 17 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:26,623 That's weak! 18 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:27,915 Go big or go home. 19 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,876 How 'bout the doomslayer force vortex spell 20 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,253 followed by an XP kicker? 21 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,671 - [Reggie] Ooh, I like that. 22 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:33,981 That could be exactly what we need 23 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,024 to defeat the Nether Kraken. 24 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,067 - [Liz] Right, I think the kicker 25 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,777 could help replenish our vitals enough to... 26 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,361 - No, you can't just use the doomslayer 27 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,594 right outta the gate. 28 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,989 You're gonna waste all your manna. 29 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,391 - [Liz] Hey, Reggie, if you do a brimstone blockade first, 30 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,163 and then I volley from behind you... 31 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,102 - [Reggie] Heck yeah, Liz! 32 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,103 That could work, totally. 33 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:48,937 - [Max] Screw it! 34 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,029 No time for noob strategery in a ranked quest. 35 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,733 I'm goin' full metal Jenkins. 36 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,664 - No, dude, not again! - Max, you ass-hat! 37 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:55,444 Wait! 38 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,696 You're throwing a rock into a hornets' nest, Max. 39 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,906 - Dude, I know you're like elite AF, 40 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,926 but you cannot take on the nether horde solo. 41 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,950 It's a party map, dude. 42 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:03,744 Teamwork. 43 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,328 - Barbarian attack! 44 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,872 Sir Maximus... 45 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,331 Jenkins! 46 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,168 (dramatic music) 47 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,758 - [Liz] Reg... 48 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,677 Let's save his dumb ass again. 49 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,512 - [Reggie] Lock and load, me lady. 50 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,097 - [Liz] Me lady? 51 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,015 - [Reggie] Sorry. 52 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,667 - Bob and weave, ladies and gents. 53 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,518 Max Reload is doin' the dance. 54 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,810 - Defense, Max! 55 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,093 And dude, stop referring to yourself in the third person. 56 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,732 It's gross. 57 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:34,566 (smacks counter) 58 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,400 - Yo. 59 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,819 We're lookin' to test out the new Rockstar Revolution. 60 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,271 - Uh, yeah, it's in the back. 61 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,448 Follow your dreams. 62 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,180 - Hey, you break shit, you buy shit! 63 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,659 - I am the shit! 64 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,591 - Hey, focus on the mission here, people! 65 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,455 I think we might have this one on lock. 66 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,291 (dramatic music) 67 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,852 (growling) 68 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,749 - Guys, our health is way too low. 69 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:15,773 I think we gotta retreat. 70 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:16,857 - Sack up, Reggie! 71 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,276 Hold firm with that defense. 72 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,568 Liz, take the rear. 73 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,297 You're too soft to handle the rough stuff. 74 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,321 Let me handle this. 75 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,032 - Oh, excuse you, macho man! 76 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,034 My elven armor will hold. 77 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,206 - [Reggie] Okay, wait, guys, we have to regroup. 78 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,663 - Trust the master. 79 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,499 (dramatic music) 80 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,210 Dammit! 81 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,340 (sighs) I had that. 82 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,013 (monster growling) 83 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,563 - Teamwork! 84 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,275 Did you just mute us? 85 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,402 We waited a week to try this quest again! 86 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,237 -That is... 87 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,989 disappointing, dude. 88 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,494 - Oh, no, no, no! 89 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,786 Not him again! 90 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,540 This wizard dude spawn camper de-cloaks every time 91 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:14,832 after all our hard work! 92 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:15,792 He's gonna jack our loot! 93 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:16,626 Watch! 94 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,880 - [Wizard] Doomslayer force vortex, I summon thee. 95 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,340 (electricity crackling) 96 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,632 Yass, bitch! 97 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,471 - Get a life, ya dick! 98 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,640 - [Wizard] I will take this, and this. 99 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,851 Oh (chuckles) and this. 100 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,871 Don't really need this, but I'll take it anyway. 101 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:35,437 Love it, love it. 102 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,729 - Unbelievable, Max! 103 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,975 If we'd worked together, we'd have the power gauntlet, 104 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,777 the luma battleax, and the doubly yamma cannons right now! 105 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,530 (drumming emphatically) 106 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,574 Hey, rock stars, free sample's up. 107 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:48,866 GTFO. 108 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,785 - Ah, don't be so salty, Liz. 109 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,805 Look, we all know that I'm really the only one 110 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,682 who could've made it through that dungeon alive. 111 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,083 And, hey, at least my ranking didn't drop. 112 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,836 - Dude, you wouldn't even have that rank without us. 113 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,463 Not a chance solo! 114 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,840 - As a matter of fact, maybe I should have. 115 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,092 Yeah, I can defeat the forces of the Nether 116 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,845 any day of the week, and I'd slay for days! 117 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:09,763 You know why? 118 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:10,639 - I'm listening. 119 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,116 - [Liz] Do not encourage, him, Reggie! 120 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,018 - Because I guarantee that I, 121 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,729 Maximus the barbarian of Middletown, 122 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,482 one of the top-ranked of the realm of thy Northern Americas, 123 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,692 could defeat the evil forces of the Nether 124 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,571 any day of the week, in the fight for the ages! 125 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:27,405 That's why. 126 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,239 (feedback screeches) 127 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,325 (groans) 128 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,328 (mysterious music) 129 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,455 Yo, did you see that? 130 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,947 - Upgrade your internet, dork. 131 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,923 You're guaranteed to be looking for a new team 132 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,669 and a new job if you're late again. 133 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,601 - Chuck's starting his 48-hour VR-cation, 134 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,398 and if you're late, he's gonna be pissed. 135 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,800 Not like virtually pissed, like... 136 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,259 pissed in real life. 137 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,094 - Dammit! 138 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,905 Why didn't you guys tell me what time it was? 139 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,329 Cover for me til it get there, Liz? 140 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,914 - You know, I'm not sure if my rank 141 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,767 is high enough to cover for you. 142 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,143 Good luck, barbarian. 143 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,981 (energetic electronic music) 144 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,965 - You feel lucky, punk? 145 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,717 Hand over the goods. 146 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,136 Yeah. 147 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,430 Up against the wall. 148 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,722 - You got me. 149 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,764 (chortling) 150 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,851 (swigging) 151 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,186 - Hey, head on a swivel. 152 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,688 What did I teach you? 153 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:42,522 Always... 154 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,482 - Be prepared, always be prepared. 155 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:45,316 - [Man] Yeah! 156 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,234 - Yeah, like a... 157 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,068 like a Boy Scout. 158 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,360 - No, like a Marine! 159 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,112 Like a Marine! 160 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,404 (gun squirting) 161 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,072 - Dude! 162 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,364 Okay! 163 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,368 Is that booze? 164 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,660 -Um... 165 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,747 (squirting) 166 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,875 No, it's my special blend. (chortles) 167 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,167 - Take it easy, Gramps. 168 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,979 You know you're not supposed to mix booze with your meds. 169 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:05,545 - Yeah, yeah. 170 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:06,981 Where you goin' in such a hurry? 171 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:07,672 - I gotta go to work! 172 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,257 I'm running behind. 173 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,092 - You gamin' all day again? 174 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,969 - (scoffs) No! 175 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,471 Yeah, maybe. 176 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:15,930 (chortling) 177 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,742 - Well hold on a second before you go. 178 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,326 Remember that new game you made for me? 179 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,018 You know? 180 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:20,935 I mean, it's good. 181 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:21,895 - Oh, World War Poo? 182 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,187 - Yeah, it's real good. 183 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:23,980 (chuckling) 184 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,392 Like it says, it's the shit. 185 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,751 - [Max] Ah, you really dig it? 186 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,776 - Oh yeah. 187 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,152 Yeah. 188 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,737 Oh, and we got another letter 189 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,114 from that tech school, you know? 190 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,126 You know, they're still accepting applicants 191 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,659 for the next semester. 192 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,619 - Yeah, I know. 193 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,662 Look, I listened to what you said and... 194 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:40,954 it's just not for me. 195 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,874 I'm kinda doin' my own thing, and... 196 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,918 tuition's really expensive. 197 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,211 - You know, I'm... 198 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,938 I mean, I'm never gonna force you to do something 199 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,506 that you don't want to do, you know. 200 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,438 But what I am gonna force you to do, Max, 201 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,760 is I'm gonna force you to seize the day. 202 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:54,594 Okay? 203 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,512 I don't want you wastin' your talents 204 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,514 just throwin' 'em away. 205 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,598 Hey. 206 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,725 Come on. 207 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,562 Now listen, soldier. 208 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,524 You be a hero in your own life. 209 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:08,816 Carpe diem. 210 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,820 And not just in those games. 211 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,739 I mean, if it's school, we figure it out. 212 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,867 If it's money, I'll cash in some bonds. 213 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,159 Hm? 214 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,414 But whatever you decide, 215 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,251 your mom and dad would be real proud of you. 216 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,962 (delicate music) 217 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,254 - Okay, I gotta go. 218 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,456 - There's steak and fries... 219 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,173 - In the fridge. - Tonight for dinner. 220 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,007 Yeah. - Yup. 221 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:33,842 - Okay. 222 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:34,676 And the blue plate. 223 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,177 - Okay! 224 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,469 - Yeah. 225 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,098 World War Poo. 226 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:42,933 What a kick. 227 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:43,852 (fart noise) 228 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,186 (car puttering) 229 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,478 (bangs steering wheel) 230 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,897 - Come on! 231 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,189 (sighs) 232 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,360 Be the hero in your own life. 233 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,779 Carpe deez nuts! (chuckles) 234 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,071 Solid, Gramps. 235 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,322 Solid. 236 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,076 (phone buzzing) 237 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,332 Okay! 238 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:07,917 Let's do it. 239 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,838 (electronic video game music) 240 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,027 - That's a cute little bike. (snickers) 241 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:34,861 Hey! 242 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:35,695 What's up? 243 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,322 It's Douche to the Maximus. 244 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,323 - Yo! 245 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,615 Sweet wheels, bro! 246 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,491 (laughing) 247 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:41,783 - Where ya goin', buddy? 248 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,452 - Oh, you know, just... 249 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:43,744 goin' to work. 250 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,122 Actually contributing to society. 251 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,725 Oh, cool of your mom to let you bring out 252 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,042 the midlife crisis mobile. 253 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:49,876 Nice. 254 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,168 - Oh. 255 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:51,961 God, that's right. 256 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:52,962 You're still jockeying the counter 257 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,607 with your little boyfriend Reginald, 258 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,549 making minimum wage at Fallout Games. 259 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,967 "Cause meanwhile, I mean, 260 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,511 we're on the verge of creating the next triple-A title. 261 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,346 - [Max] Triple-A? 262 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,638 - Yeah, triple-A. 263 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,762 - It's lookin' a little bit like triple-♪ from over. 264 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,434 - Doesn't even make sense, bro. 265 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,726 - Triple douche! 266 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:08,561 - Good one... 267 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,896 Maxi Pad. 268 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,690 Look, do me a favor, and tell my sweet, 269 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,026 sweet Lizzy hi for me. 270 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,918 You wouldn't mind doin' that, would you? 271 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:17,737 - That's weird, Seth. 272 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,257 She said she stopped talking to you after you freaked out 273 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,116 when she beat your ass in Battle Clan. 274 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,128 Oh, and the fact that you have a micrope... 275 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,828 - Okay, she didnt't... 276 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,207 She did not kick my as in Battle Clan. 277 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,143 I let her win using my profile to rank up. 278 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,378 And what would you know, anyway? 279 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,005 I mean, you can't even afford a legit team, Maxi Pad. 280 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:36,839 - Micropen... 281 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,131 - Shut up! 282 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:38,883 Chet! 283 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:39,717 - Whatever, dude. 284 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:40,551 - Hey, wait, wait, wait! 285 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,553 One more thing. 286 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,845 (spits out gum) 287 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:44,555 Blue lightning bolt! 288 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,847 (splashing) 289 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,809 (cackling) 290 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:48,643 Later, Max. 291 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,560 - See ya, loser! 292 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,896 (laughing) 293 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,505 - Once you score the coke from the strip club owner, 294 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,364 your stamina increases like crazy, 295 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,117 and then you jack this sick Ferrari out front. 296 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,244 Drive that to the bank, smoke the teller, 297 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,696 and bounce out with the cash. 298 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,164 Oh, and just say know to the three H. 299 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:10,999 - What's that? 300 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,571 - Hookers, homicide, and heroin. 301 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,853 You just wanna go back to the nightclub with the score, 302 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,962 and then, boom! 303 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,414 You're XP doubles like crazy, 304 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,048 and all the new weapons unlock. 305 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,967 Including the machete. 306 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:26,097 - [Mom] I don't think you'll be playing this game. 307 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,939 - Ah, another satisfied customer. 308 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,566 - What is wrong with people? 309 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,858 It's just a game. 310 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:38,735 - Preach. 311 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,027 - Is that slushie? 312 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:40,737 - Yeah! 313 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,947 Seth and douche squad send their regards. 314 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,033 - (sighs) Max, I'm sorry. 315 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,410 He's such an asshole. 316 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,828 He's just jealous. 317 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120 - Wait... 318 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,497 What do you mean? 319 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,789 -Um... 320 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,879 I mean, you're a better coder and gamer and... 321 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,171 You know. 322 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,590 - Oh. 323 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,012 - As I make the harsh switch from VR 324 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,974 to normal, boring-ass R, do mine eyes deceive me, 325 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,977 or is that Max Reload I see arriving late 326 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,979 yet again and very unkempt? 327 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,481 - What up, Chuck? 328 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,608 - Don't "what up Chuck" me! 329 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,444 You two, come hither back to my chamber! 330 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,737 Entrance granted. 331 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,029 - Copy that. 332 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,034 (intense rock music) 333 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,539 - Max! 334 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,374 (laughing) 335 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,665 Max! 336 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,418 Hey, Liz. 337 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,252 - Amazing. 338 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,670 He rolls in late and... 339 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:40,963 no punishment. 340 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,548 He's so the golden child. 341 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,549 - You know what? 342 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,176 Lizbeth is right for a change. 343 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,468 You were late, man, 344 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,151 and I should call attention to tardiness. 345 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,015 Why is thou lateth again? 346 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,683 - Sorry, Chuck. 347 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,436 We got caught up in a little bit of a loot quest. 348 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,729 - Oh! 349 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,856 - But unfortunately we lost track of time. 350 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,167 - Well you didn't say that, man. 351 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,735 Did thou succeedeth in thy quest? 352 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,071 - Sadly, no, we didn't-ith. 353 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,490 But I was close! 354 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,784 I'm still ranked number two in North America. 355 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,870 - Well, young ward, extra lives unto you 356 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,539 to fight on to another day. 357 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,767 You know, you really should be considering East Forge. 358 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,227 You guys should put together a squad, 359 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,377 team of some sort, you know? 360 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,629 - Yeah, we would if we could agree on a team name. 361 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,505 - Oh-—- 362 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,341 - I always thought the Nuclear Nerds was kinda cool. 363 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,833 "Nerds" is an old-school term, 364 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,387 but it's now become empowered. 365 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,888 And "nuclear"... 366 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,725 That's as powerful as it gets. 367 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,186 - Oh, that is good, Chuck! 368 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,772 That's not too shabby. 369 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,064 - Was that pandering? 370 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,859 Were you pandering to me, Max? 371 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,193 Max in all the slacks? 372 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,279 I always put you high above everyone else, 373 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,811 and this is what happens to me? 374 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:48,614 Guess what. 375 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,366 That just earned you bathroom duty! 376 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,658 Justice, am I right? 377 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,285 - Thank you! (high-fiving) 378 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,119 - You're welcome. 379 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,971 And guess what, I had Indian for lunch. 380 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,641 I know, everyone warned me against it, 381 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,957 including my mother, man, 382 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,710 but I had extra curry on top of the Curry Surprise. 383 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,004 So guess what's comin' out thick and creamy. 384 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,173 My Indian lunch, and you're gonna follow it 385 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,176 into the bathroom, so that's what you get 386 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,010 for that... (intercom crackles) 387 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:09,844 - [Reggie] Yo, Chuck! 388 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,596 Steve's here! 389 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,431 - Well send him back! 390 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,849 Business. 391 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,310 Steve! 392 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,145 Man, in Steve I believe! 393 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,189 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 394 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,064 - It's heavy. 395 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,076 - What are you saying, I couldn't handle it? 396 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,067 Kidding. 397 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,153 - I got tons more in the truck, too, bro. 398 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,154 Liz. 399 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,864 - Hell yeah, dog! 400 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,156 - Hey! 401 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:31,908 Randall! 402 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,200 -It's... 403 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,663 - The Hard Light VR Haptic Feedback Vest, man! 404 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,959 This is the holy grail of virtual reality gut punches! 405 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,421 You put this on, and everything you feel in VR 406 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,674 feels more real, and I mean everything you feel. 407 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,967 If you feel self-doubt, 408 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,386 you're gonna feel haptic self-doubt, man! 409 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,804 If you feel self-loathing, 410 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,765 you're gonna feel haptic self-loathing! 411 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:56,682 Thank you, Steve! 412 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,769 I know exactly what I'm gonna do for the next 48 hours. 413 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,938 - So you're gonna wear this thing for 48 hours? 414 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:02,897 - Damn skippy! 415 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,566 For the next 48 hours, I'm gonna be all in VR, 416 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,486 so this is my VR-mor, if you will. 417 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,904 - Whoa, bro. 418 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,240 Playing games for two days straight? 419 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,532 That... 420 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,409 IS some serious stamina. 421 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,827 - Playing games? 422 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:19,868 Steve, man, I thought I had 423 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,394 all the respect in the world for you. 424 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,541 Playing games? 425 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,960 This ain't' playin' games, son! 426 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,336 This is V... 427 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,628 R! 428 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,712 VR, man! 429 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,966 You don't play a game; you are the game! 430 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,258 You're experiencing. 431 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,589 That's what the R in VR is. 432 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,095 You "R" there, don'. 433 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,722 So you're not just sittin' there, playing hockey on a game. 434 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,432 You're in the rink! 435 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,352 VR is for those of us who are grown up enough 436 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,813 to wear something like this around the house. 437 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,149 Kids, unless the stores on fire this weekend, 438 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,819 I am not to be bothered when I am jacked in! 439 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,780 - (chuckles) Endurance trial, yes! 440 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:53,656 So cool. 441 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:54,657 - He knows. 442 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,575 - Signature, please. 443 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,866 - Thanks. 444 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,452 - [Steve] Thank you. 445 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,287 -So... 446 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,289 the rest of the boxes? 447 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,291 - Not here, Reggie! 448 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,893 You guys do it in the other room. 449 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,587 You and Lizbeth unpack and catalog there. 450 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,964 Back here, the grown men 451 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,258 are gonna be trying on our fancy boy outfits. 452 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,092 Just look at this. 453 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,511 There's so many snaps and buttons and straps. 454 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,345 I'm gonna need a normie, 455 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,077 a thin kid to help me out with this, 456 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,224 'cause I'm sure this one goes some place 457 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,644 I ain't seen in like at least 12 to 13 years. 458 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,813 (dramatic music) 459 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,150 (zipping and snapping) 460 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,626 (whirring) 461 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,391 (groans) 462 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,225 - Hey, listen. 463 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,101 Why don't you come to the gym with me sometime? 464 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,646 I'll teach you all the ropes, and I'll spot you. 465 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,605 - That would be amazing. 466 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,666 I've been thinking about getting a membership somewhere. 467 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,318 And I also try to do my 1,000 steps every day. 468 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,610 - Sweet! 469 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,320 (chuckles) 470 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,030 Well, it's gettin' to be that time. 471 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,657 Got more loads to deliver. 472 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:18,948 Steve-0, out. 473 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,452 - Bye, Steve. 474 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,582 - (grunts) Got more loads to deliver. 475 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,416 Ugh! 476 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,250 Gross! 477 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,782 And "I try to get my steps in"? 478 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,544 Who are you? 479 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,714 By the way, Chuck is officially suited up, off the grid. 480 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,216 We're on our own. 481 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,761 - John Carmack, hands down. 482 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,389 Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Quake? 483 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,516 I mean, come on, the dude's a complete legend. 484 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,185 Plus, I hear he's like a legit aerospace engineer. 485 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,437 - Yeah, sure, but he didn't pioneer the movement. 486 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,314 He was like second or third wave. 487 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,066 - Dude, is Miyamoto. 488 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,276 Donkey Kong, Mario? 489 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,404 Draws that shit by hand. 490 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,115 The guys a French knight who's Japanese. 491 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,116 - Respect. 492 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,494 But guys, I'm talking about the most legendary 493 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,247 and influential game developer of all time. 494 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,539 - Here we go again. 495 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,166 ...Our hometown here... 496 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,126 Eugene Wylder! 497 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,837 Creator of the Nether series! 498 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:13,713 Guys! 499 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,004 The one and only! 500 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,729 You think any of this would have happened 501 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,009 if it wasn't for the pixel master himself? 502 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,262 All right, check it out, legit. 503 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,348 (intense electronic music) 504 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,475 - [Narrator] The year: 1984. 505 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:30,229 The location: Wylde Child Games in small town Middletown. 506 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,565 A revolutionary console video game 507 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,859 and best-selling fantasy franchise 508 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:39,071 lies solely in the hands of two rogue video game creators. 509 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,365 Barton Grabowski and Eugene Wylder 510 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,201 develop the groundbreaking Nether game series 511 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,620 for the ColecoVision home entertainment system. 512 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,749 The dynamic duo are seen here, working on the last 513 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,295 Wylde Child Games installment, Nether Dungeon. 514 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,964 - Geno, you've totally outdone yourself, man! 515 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,632 You are amazing! 516 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,386 - And you are way too close to me right now. 517 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,930 - [Fan] He's a genius! 518 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,302 - [Narrator] They met in the sandbox in grade school. 519 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,268 Best friends Eugene and Bart 520 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,854 became known as the bad boys of gaming, 521 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:15,232 working hard and playing even harder. 522 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,068 (car zooms) 523 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,404 (grunting) 524 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,703 - We did two million units and change 525 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,207 on our last release, Nether Scrolls. 526 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,919 And this go around, the demand is just so much higher, 527 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,921 not just in terms of financials, 528 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,548 but graphics, story, the whole thing. 529 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,384 - [Fan] Sorry, can you sign this? 530 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,346 - This is gonna be a real game changer 531 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,723 for the way our fans experience these games. 532 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,295 We're working really hard on it, 533 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,685 and it's going to be radical. 534 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,570 - [Narrator] With high-dollar profits at stake 535 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:57,024 and growing expectations from investors and fans, 536 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,195 the stress level mounted for the gurus at Wylde Child Games. 537 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,031 (dramatic music) 538 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,450 - I'm working here! 539 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,742 Piss off! 540 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,120 - [Narrator] Alcohol and drugs, caffeine pills 541 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,915 and store-bought bakery goods would come to be known 542 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,668 as Eugene's Ho Hos and Hoes phase. 543 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960 - New high score! 544 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,811 - [Narrator] Ravaging his brilliant mind 545 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,548 and halting development. 546 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,260 Sadly, Nether Dungeon would never see the light of day. 547 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,219 (siren wailing) 548 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,222 (fireman shouting) 549 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,727 - Yeah, it's a total loss. 550 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,147 I'm not at liberty to comment on the cause right now, 551 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,776 but my team will be investigating over the next few days 552 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:41,610 any possib... 553 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,338 - Hey, Chief, it's definitely arson. 554 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,030 I'm having the guys pull extra lines. 555 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,783 (siren wailing) 556 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,457 - This isn't live, is it? 557 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,252 - [Narrator] Allegations of sabotage and insurance fraud 558 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,005 were the only thing rising from the ashes 559 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,215 of Wylde Child Games. 560 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,051 Tragically, Nether Dungeon and the rekindling 561 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,722 between Wylder and Grabowski would never materialize. 562 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,974 The Wylde Child catalog was sold off 563 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,602 to rival gaming giant Konicom, 564 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,254 which released future installments 565 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,814 of the Nether series to mixed reviews. 566 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,733 - Nether Dungeons, never happening! 567 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,025 Now back off! 568 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,236 - [Narrator] Eugene fell of the map into seclusion, 569 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,572 some speculate leaving the country. 570 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:29,450 Barton Grabowski invested what financial resources 571 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,077 he had left in the arcade business, 572 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,996 founding Cobra Arcade Bar, 573 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,750 a hip arcade that serves adult beverages. 574 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,461 This concludes this week's Arcade Heroes. 575 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,753 - I rest my case. 576 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,231 What they don't tell you in this video 577 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,091 is that Wylder made such a perfectly badass game 578 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,844 that rival game companies colluded to burn down his building 579 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,221 and destroy every copy of the Neter Dungeon. 580 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,313 They threatened him so he wouldn't release it. 581 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,351 - Your man crush for this burnout Wylder 582 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,938 and, frankly, all things retro is highly concerning. 583 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,229 - I don't know. 584 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:00,940 He seemed pretty cool. 585 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:01,899 - Yeah. 586 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,360 - You agree with everything Max says. 587 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,277 Come on. 588 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,196 It's time to bounce. 589 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,488 See you later, buddy. 590 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,156 - What? 591 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:09,990 Guys, come on! 592 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,635 Don't you want to stay til my shift's up? 593 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,201 Come on! 594 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,595 No one comes in on weeknights! 595 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,339 And who knows what Chuck's doing back there? 596 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,015 - It's all-you-can-eat at Pistol Pete's, dude. 597 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,266 - Catch you online tonight, then? 598 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:18,832 - I'm there. 599 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:19,667 - Maybe. 600 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,519 Oh, hey, someone's gotta clean the bathroom. 601 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,543 Bye! 602 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,714 - (grumbles) Oh my god. 603 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:36,016 (energetic electronic music) 604 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:40,979 - So smooth! 605 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,190 So soft. 606 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,237 Round, brown, oh, yes. 607 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,407 So wet. 608 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,121 (scrubbing) 609 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,080 (whirring) 610 00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,372 - Welcome to Fallout! 611 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,083 Just a minute! 612 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,085 Sorry about that, I... 613 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,968 (mysterious music) 614 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,344 What? 615 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,682 Hey! 616 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,225 Hey! 617 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,644 I can give you store credit! 618 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,032 No way. 619 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:38,412 (intense music) 620 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,544 Chuck, are you messing with me, dude, 'cause... 621 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,999 (girl screams) 622 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,291 Chuck? 623 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,212 (girls screaming) 624 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,381 - Look at my dick! 625 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,800 Man, I love virtual flasher. 626 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,420 - Yo, dude, you close up yet? 627 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,511 Pistol Pete's is poppin'! 628 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,679 -Reg... 629 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,849 Dude, are you messin' with me, man? 630 00:25:59,141 --> 00:25:59,683 Don't lie. 631 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:00,517 - I can't hear you, dude. 632 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,351 It's loud in here. 633 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,580 - Is this like a practical joke or something, dude? 634 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:04,646 - What's up, barbarian? 635 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:05,938 You comin' down or what? 636 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:06,607 - Tell me the truth. 637 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,259 Did you leave a box of stuff here? 638 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:08,984 I mean, come on. 639 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,276 It's pretty obvious. 640 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,779 - Max, we're off the clock, dude. 641 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,071 Get your ass down here. 642 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,741 He's dippin' in the barbecue sauce again like a psycho. 643 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,677 - [Reggie] Why you gotta give me up like that? 644 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,411 - Because it's weird. (giggles) 645 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,245 - [Reggie] All right, dude. 646 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,537 Bye. 647 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,250 (dramatic music) 648 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,151 - Boy! (screams) 649 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,862 You are louder than a pig in purgatory. 650 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,573 You gotta work on your heel-toe. 651 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,450 What's that for? 652 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,077 - Is it okay if I use this? 653 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,649 - Well, it belonged to your dad. 654 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,056 I mean, the screen isn't much use to anyb... 655 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:03,622 - 'Kay, cool. 656 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:04,456 Thank you, gramps. 657 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,142 - I can't even see my reflection in that screen, 658 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,127 but then, who gives a shit? 659 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,545 I don't give a shit. 660 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,548 (mysterious music) 661 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,164 - Dare you enter the Nether Dungeon 662 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,417 in the fight for the ages? 663 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,968 Make a name for myself. 664 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:00,846 What up? 665 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,390 This is Max Jenkins, AKA Max Reload. 666 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,352 Guys, I have come into possession of a legit, 667 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,939 long-lost copy of a Nether Dungeon cartridge. 668 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,951 It's the only one known in existence, so... 669 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,526 it's pretty badass. 670 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,280 It's crazy badass, man! 671 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:19,948 Well... 672 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,409 welcome to my play-through. 673 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,077 Let's make history. 674 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:39,092 (intense electronic music) 675 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,371 (thunder rumbling) 676 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,126 (video game beeping) 677 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,638 Time to put up or shut up. 678 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,294 What the? 679 00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:58,087 That's it? 680 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,675 Well... 681 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,510 You saw it here first, folks. 682 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,804 The rarest game on the planet, 683 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,390 beat in one sitting by yours truly. 684 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,768 You saw it here first on Max Reload's Game Hub. 685 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,060 Ah, man. 686 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,981 I bet you guys wish you could play it, too, huh? 687 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,568 That would make me legend status for sure. 688 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,078 (ominous music) 689 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,634 (intense music) 690 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,387 (thunder rumbling) 691 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,140 (alarm blaring) 692 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,738 (electricity crackling) 693 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,323 Holy shit! 694 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,157 Shit, shit, shit! 695 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,158 No, no, no, no, no, no! 696 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,450 Penelope, no! 697 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:14,373 (fire extinguisher blasting) 698 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,664 Shit. 699 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,668 Shit. 700 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,797 Dammit. 701 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,969 (phone ringing) 702 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:35,352 - What? (phone ringing) 703 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,644 Oh, god. 704 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:38,480 What? 705 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:39,356 - Max! 706 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,648 Holy cow, man! 707 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,316 Where have you been? 708 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,008 Have you seen you're freaking site? 709 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,361 -No, my... 710 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:47,155 rig got fried in the storm last night. 711 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,907 Freaking surge protector. 712 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,199 I haven't seen shit. 713 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,325 - What storm? 714 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,077 Dude, whatever! 715 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:52,953 Get to the store, okay? 716 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,245 This is off the charts! 717 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:54,913 I mean... 718 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,498 Nether Dungeon? 719 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:57,790 - Yo, dingleberry... 720 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,874 you're late again. 721 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,502 Get your ass to work. 722 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:01,794 - What time is it? 723 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,379 - 6:00 p.m., dude. 724 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,815 You're like beyond late, but don't worry. 725 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,274 Chuck's still like balls deep in VR. 726 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,718 (dramatic orchestral music) 727 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,410 - Yeah, it's super gnarly in there. 728 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,955 I'm pretty sure he shit his pants. 729 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,348 Not it! - Not it! 730 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:15,892 - Holy crap! 731 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,978 Dude, people are sharing it like crazy! 732 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,981 - You're telling me that some dude in a suit 733 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,942 just came in and dropped off that box last night and left? 734 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,902 And that the only known version 735 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,487 of the Nether Dungeon was in it? 736 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,864 - I know it sounds nuts. 737 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,508 I mean, I've been wanting to play this game 738 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,592 since I could hold a controller. 739 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,827 But I'm telling you, that's what happened. 740 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:38,707 It was like I knew every move, like it was made for me. 741 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:39,999 I beat it in one shot. 742 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,503 Then, I emulated to my site, and my rig gets fried. 743 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:44,963 - Okay, that sucks. 744 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:46,255 But major street cred. 745 00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,151 I mean, it's just so rad, the fact that you even got it 746 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:49,175 and then uploaded it. 747 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:49,885 Are you kidding me? 748 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,279 - I don't know how you guys stomach 749 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,054 all that crusty retro stuff. 750 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:57,225 It's all about polygon count and texture mapping. 751 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,757 Hey, are you guys gonna help me 752 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,052 with this new display or what? 753 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,228 - No. 754 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,356 - No appreciation. 755 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,816 Ugh, you didn't even play it? 756 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,108 - Pass. 757 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,360 And you know what, Max? 758 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,155 I bet that game is worth a lot of money on eBay. 759 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:11,156 - Whoa. 760 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,208 This kid is totally trolling you in the vlog. 761 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,075 - What? 762 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,428 - Let me tell you something 763 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,537 about this Nether Dungeon play-through. 764 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,539 It's fake with a capital F. 765 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,918 Guys, obviously this Max Reload loser 766 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:26,379 faked the gameplay footage, he's faking the walkthrough, 767 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,798 just so he can gain subscribers. 768 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,258 Look, I get it, Max. 769 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,110 I've got a YouTube channel, too, buddy! 770 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,529 Buy know what you just did... 771 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:34,095 - What? 772 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:34,888 Ah, this tool! 773 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:35,764 - Okay, screw him. 774 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,391 I believe you, and people are loving it. 775 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,351 - Hey. 776 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,187 Remember that Wylder game? 777 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:43,772 Yo, you have to check this out. 778 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,524 Pull up his website. 779 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,944 - Way ahead of you, bro. 780 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,238 I already pulled it up and finished downloading. 781 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,906 This is why I get the big chair. 782 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,324 - Well, all right, kids. 783 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,451 We've got some exciting news for you. 784 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,828 The rumors, I've sure you've heard them before, 785 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,081 about Nether Dungeons actually existing 786 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,041 and surfacing are true. 787 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,000 I am so stoked. 788 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:04,834 - All right? 789 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,754 You're gonna be a gaming legend with all these hits. 790 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,046 - Yeah. 791 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,552 - I don't buy it for a second. 792 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:16,846 - What a douche! 793 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,515 You think it's the real deal? 794 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:19,808 - No freaking way. 795 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,977 That loser had to have made this garbage. 796 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,269 - Fake. 797 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:23,937 He thinks he's so smart 798 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,981 running all this hype through his own site. 799 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,316 - Actually, it is pretty smart. 800 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:29,688 I wish I had thought of it. 801 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,570 But, not for long. 802 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,905 I found a backdoor and copied the script, 803 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,949 so it's free to play and download everywhere 804 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,409 through our site now. 805 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,701 (ominous music) 806 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,192 I also embedded a worm to steal 807 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,414 users' email lists and spread it. 808 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:45,792 Say goodbye to those hits, Maxie. 809 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,878 Oh, and, icing on the cake, I also ported it 810 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,632 to mobile platform, so no emulator required. 811 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:53,466 - You rock! 812 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:54,301 - I know I do. 813 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,928 This is gonna go wide, my friends. 814 00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,348 (alarm blaring) 815 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,160 - I mean, it's like destiny, you know? 816 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:05,770 How crazy is it that that game found its way to me? 817 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:06,605 - [Liz] Yeah. 818 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:07,480 Whatever you say, dude? 819 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,315 - Right, Reg? 820 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,149 Back me up. 821 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,818 I mean, it's beyond coincidence. 822 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,110 Reg? 823 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,194 (suspenseful music) 824 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,404 Holy shit! 825 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,740 Reggie, what the hell, man? 826 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,032 - Seriously? 827 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,194 - Your eyes, man, your eyes! 828 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,410 What's wrong with you? 829 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,870 (screams) 830 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:23,413 Reggie, what the hell, man? 831 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:24,247 - Oh my god. 832 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:25,081 - You okay? 833 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:25,915 - Yeah. 834 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,207 I mean, no. 835 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,252 - I got this. 836 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,423 You need to calm... 837 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,257 down. 838 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,091 Reggie! 839 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,593 Reggie, stop it! 840 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:37,427 Dude! 841 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,304 Okay, Reggie, Reggie, hey! 842 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:40,597 Slow down! 843 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:41,431 Liz? 844 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:42,307 Liz, you good? 845 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,851 - No, I mean, his eyes are glowing red! 846 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:45,685 - Reggie! 847 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:46,519 Chuck! 848 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:47,811 Chuck! 849 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,057 - Oh, you want some of this? 850 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,189 You wanna a piece, too? 851 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,440 What about you? 852 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,360 Oh yeah, here we go! 853 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,196 (dramatic music) 854 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,680 - [Masked Man] Hey, Nether dick... 855 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,825 (blasting) 856 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:13,796 - Reggie! 857 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:15,589 Reggie? 858 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:16,174 Hey. 859 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:17,466 What did you do? 860 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,194 - [Masked Man] I saved your bacon, kid. 861 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:19,844 Boom! 862 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,136 High score. 863 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:22,889 I saved both of you. 864 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:23,723 You're welcome. 865 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,015 - You killed Reggie! 866 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:25,725 -Uh .. 867 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,310 How's that? 868 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,602 No. 869 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,272 No, I didn't kill anybody, did 1? 870 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,107 Oh boy. 871 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,399 (gasps) 872 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,067 - Oh my god. 873 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,568 - Now, see? 874 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,112 You scared me there, kid. 875 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:38,697 - Wait. 876 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:39,656 You're Eugene... 877 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,509 - Eugene Wylder, yeah, the one and only. 878 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,242 And you... 879 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,910 are Max, right? 880 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,037 The little turd that ported my game 881 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,582 and set this whole shit show in motion. 882 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:50,959 - No. 883 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,503 - You have no idea what you're messin' with, kid. 884 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,089 Supernatural malevolence from ages long past 885 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,174 melded with supreme power over mankind. 886 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,885 Communications, gaming, tech. 887 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,138 You know what, the less you know, the better. 888 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:06,015 - I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds awesome. 889 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:06,933 - Yeah, you know what's awesome? 890 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,351 My helmet is awesome. 891 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,895 My blasters are awesome. 892 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,397 And right now... 893 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,398 I am awesome. 894 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,524 Okay, it's off your site. 895 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:16,794 You're so lucky I got here when I did. 896 00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:18,987 And I am lucky that your site is... 897 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,279 shit. 898 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:23,074 I mean, no offense, but like the SEO is total crap. 899 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,366 - Hey! 900 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,034 - What? 901 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:25,869 What? 902 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,161 All right, you know what? 903 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,639 Give me the hard copy of the game you have 904 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,707 and tell me where you got it. 905 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,333 - I don't have it. 906 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,625 It's at my house. 907 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:34,854 Look, some old dude in a suit brought it 908 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,545 and put it right there. 909 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:36,379 And I just... - An old dude? 910 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,089 Ugh, the Harbinger, of course. 911 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,507 Of course. 912 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:40,341 Fine. 913 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,176 Let's shit blood and go get it. 914 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,010 - Shit... 915 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:43,362 Wait, shit blood? - No, no, no, no. 916 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,095 Shitting blood? 917 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:45,555 First things first, bud. 918 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,223 You roll into our store and blast 919 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,976 our zombied-out friend here with your ghetto-rigged 920 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,061 light blaster, dressed like some... 921 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:55,148 Bargain basement Boba Felt cosplay asshole, 922 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,609 and you think that you're calling the shots? 923 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,194 Uh-uh. 924 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,404 Max isn't going anywhere until you tell us 925 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,990 what the hell is going on here! 926 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,282 - Hm. 927 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,367 I like her. 928 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,659 - Yeah, she's all right. 929 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:10,705 - Fine, you want an origin story? 930 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,208 Hold onto your marshmallows. 931 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,293 Pull your wieners up to the cocktail party, 932 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:19,172 ladies and gentlemen, "cause the year was 1984." 933 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:20,799 - Is that a Ho Ho? 934 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,090 - Yeah. 935 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,302 It was 1984, and I'd been basking 936 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,678 in the glory of my success. 937 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,806 I was the developer in the industry. 938 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,408 I'd already announced Nether Dungeon, 939 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,272 and the pressure was on to deliver another hit. 940 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,685 But the only thing I hit... 941 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,896 was a wall created with coder's depression. 942 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,707 I was on the verge of something brilliant, 943 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,542 but I just couldn't get the code right for the game. 944 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,778 Something just didn't taste right in flavor town. 945 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,780 I had been partying my butt off for weeks. 946 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,072 Don't get me wrong. 947 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,534 Well-earned philandering, barely sleeping. 948 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,368 - Philandering? 949 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,660 - It means whoring. 950 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,597 Apparently, when dudes do it, it's fancy and cool. 951 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:52,981 - I'm sorry, who's tell the story? 952 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:53,790 You? 953 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:54,624 Me? 954 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:55,458 Me. 955 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,470 So one night I drove and I drove and I drove 956 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,212 until I reached a little dive bar 957 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,130 on the outskirts of the desert. 958 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:02,422 I needed distance. 959 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,592 An artiste needs his solace to create. 960 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:05,903 - (scoffs) Give me a break. 961 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:06,927 - I said solace! 962 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,370 I begged the universe to inspire me 963 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,682 to create my game for the ages. 964 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:11,974 And that's... 965 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,685 Well, that's when he appeared. 966 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,645 I call him the Harbinger now, 967 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,081 because over time I've learned 968 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,274 that he's the one who delivers the rules, 969 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,694 the bad news, and offers the challenges. 970 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,213 Plus, it sounds dark and mysterious, 971 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,589 which is exactly what this dude was. 972 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,799 Oh my god, you should have seen him! 973 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:27,490 - Whoa. 974 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,659 - You can say that again. 975 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,452 - Whoa. 976 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:32,287 - I didn't mean it. 977 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:33,121 - Oh. 978 00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,974 - [Eugene] So he mumbles that he can provide the code 979 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,666 and the key to finishing my game. 980 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,018 I don't remember what he said, 981 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,002 but I was compelled to insert the code he gave me. 982 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:40,587 I was... 983 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:41,462 spellbound. 984 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,923 Spellbound, I tell you! 985 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,615 I'd learned later that it contained 986 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,636 an ancient Sumerian incantation of great evil. 987 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,608 I pulled an all-nighter on Nether Dungeon, 988 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,015 adding the crazy new code. 989 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,434 At some point, I must have crashed from exhaustion. 990 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,061 The whiskey must have dulled the Harbinger's hold over me. 991 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,664 Anyway, when the hangover wore off, 992 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,024 I realized Barton had beta tested the game. 993 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,358 He came under its spell. 994 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,690 He put the factory to work 995 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,112 mass-producing Nether Dungeon right away. 996 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,113 I tried to stop him, 997 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,490 but he had controlling interest in the company. 998 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:12,063 The bastard had me removed from the building, my building! 999 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,160 - That is messed up! 1000 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:13,828 - No shite. 1001 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,873 We fought all the time, but now, it was like he was... 1002 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:17,707 - [Max] Possessed. 1003 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:18,541 - Yes! 1004 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:19,833 Yes! 1005 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,421 I had no idea what controlled Barton at the time. 1006 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,840 But I'll tell you this, I had had enough. 1007 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,801 I was full of tiger piss and razor wire after that. 1008 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,821 I researched the symbols in the code all night 1009 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,805 and finally discovered what it really was after, 1010 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,433 an ancient force, a trickster, and a player of games 1011 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:38,186 that harnesses its power by besting mortal humans 1012 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:39,187 and claiming their souls, 1013 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,314 sucking the life right out of them. 1014 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,233 It's challenged civilizations throughout history 1015 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,694 for their very existence, its power growing 1016 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,989 as humanity grew to love and covet these games. 1017 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:53,242 Now, in the 21st century, the Harbinger craves more, 1018 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,214 and with games being played by more people, 1019 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,456 more power, greater power, greater reach. 1020 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,601 That's why it came after the greatest game maker 1021 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:01,250 of our generation. 1022 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,085 - [Max] You! 1023 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:02,919 - Yes! 1024 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,571 The game focused its Nether energy 1025 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:08,549 to controlling my creation, boring into my genius, 1026 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,468 infecting humanity around the globe 1027 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,722 in one massive product release, my Nether Dungeon. 1028 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,392 Well there was only one thing to do. 1029 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,702 (energetic electronic music) 1030 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:19,310 (snips wire) 1031 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,729 (splashing) 1032 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,653 (fire whooshing) 1033 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,255 Barton didn't remember saying anything. 1034 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,279 He thought I'd lost it. 1035 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,408 Said I'd always been jealous of his coding. 1036 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,761 He said some pretty mean stuff that he can never take back, 1037 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,345 not that I'm keeping score or anything. 1038 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,997 In a way... 1039 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,373 he was right. 1040 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,185 That was the end of Wylde Child Games. 1041 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,269 I'd ruined it, burned it to the ground like Rome. 1042 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:45,293 I had to. 1043 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,796 Well, Rome was burned in a day. 1044 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:47,630 Built. 1045 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:48,464 Rome wasn't built... 1046 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,298 Didn't matter. 1047 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,009 I had beat it at its own game. 1048 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,885 The was the last time I saw Bart. 1049 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,177 I heard he... 1050 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:57,473 I don't know, bought an arcade or a bar or something, 1051 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,851 raised chihuahuas, loves avocado toast. 1052 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,383 Okay, I follow him on Facebook. 1053 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:02,937 But that's not the point. 1054 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,873 I knew it was only a matter of time before the Harbinger 1055 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,275 found his one player, his one pawn 1056 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,487 to help him spread the Nether like peanut butter. 1057 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:10,319 - Oh, I'm allergic. 1058 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,154 - Noted. 1059 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,990 - The one man capable of truly unlocking... 1060 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,282 - Me! 1061 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:16,034 (laughs) 1062 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,493 - My boy! 1063 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,327 Chosen one! 1064 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,203 - Uh, chosen pawn. 1065 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:20,038 Pawn. 1066 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,724 Chosen pawn, and we're not even sure. 1067 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,290 Maybe. 1068 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:23,702 - Have you guys gone mental? 1069 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,060 Do you hear yourselves right now? 1070 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,754 This is the most convoluted crap I have ever heard! 1071 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:28,588 - Skeptic. 1072 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,422 - Realist. 1073 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:30,256 - There's always one. 1074 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,090 - There's always... 1075 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,550 - 25 years. 1076 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:33,842 I knew he'd be back. 1077 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,304 I just had no idea there were any game cartridges left. 1078 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,657 You guys are lucky I stopped the spread of this when I did. 1079 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:39,724 - Guys, come on! 1080 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,517 There is no way! 1081 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,089 - How else do you explain Reggie 1082 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:44,812 trying to slice and dice us, Liz? 1083 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,104 Reggie! 1084 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,291 That thing that came out of him, 1085 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,795 that was straight up Evil Dead stuff. 1086 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,401 - Came, came out of me? 1087 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:51,819 What came out of me? 1088 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,404 - Spectral... 1089 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,696 energy... 1090 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:55,947 disruptor. 1091 00:42:56,616 --> 00:43:00,953 100% pure unadulterated infrared white light. 1092 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,372 Took some tinkering, may cause weight gain. 1093 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,124 - You shot me! 1094 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,416 With that thing! 1095 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,210 - Guys, come on! 1096 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,502 Are you shitting us? 1097 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,880 - No, I am not shitting you, little lady. 1098 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,965 Imagine hundreds if not thousands 1099 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,377 of Nether-possessed game junkies like your friend here 1100 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,346 just running through the streets, running amok. 1101 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,638 - And weight gain? 1102 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:20,431 - Let's go! 1103 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,117 Let's go get the game and make sure 1104 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,341 that this cannot happen again. 1105 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,018 - Hey, wait! 1106 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,370 Before you go, can I ask you a few questions 1107 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:27,188 about gaming and developing and stuff? 1108 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,480 - Uh, yes, kid. 1109 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,203 I usually require an NDA, but in your case 1110 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,293 I'll make an exception. - Hey, guys? 1111 00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:32,317 - Yeah, of course. 1112 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:32,902 Of course, developing, coding... 1113 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,194 - Guys! 1114 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,445 What... 1115 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,615 would happen if the game went mobile? 1116 00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,034 (laughing) 1117 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:40,910 - [Max] What do you mean? 1118 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,495 - What? 1119 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:43,947 You kids and your cellphones. 1120 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,915 - Seth is a total ass-hat, Liz! 1121 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,708 You really know how to pick 'em, huh? 1122 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,937 - Hey, I broke up with him months ago, and you know that. 1123 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:50,586 - Hey, lovebirds... 1124 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:51,878 I got a date with evil. 1125 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:52,463 - What? 1126 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:53,297 No, it's not... 1127 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:54,132 We're not together. - We're not dating. 1128 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:54,966 - Don't care. 1129 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:55,800 Date with evil. 1130 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:56,634 - Okay, where are we going? 1131 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:57,468 - "We" are not going anywhere. 1132 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,679 I am going to my lair, getting my PC, 1133 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,091 and wiping this thing clean. 1134 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,158 - Well, at least let me run some breach protocols for you. 1135 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:03,808 I'm really good. 1136 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,119 - Yeah, well, we can all help. 1137 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,703 I'm usually usually just the snack guy, 1138 00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,607 but I'm good at decrypting, I'm very mechanical. 1139 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:09,230 - Hey! 1140 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,064 I'm a lone wolf. 1141 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:10,898 Al right? 1142 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:11,732 Go get the game! 1143 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:12,567 Bring it back! 1144 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,236 I will do the heavy lifting! 1145 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:16,528 (grunts) 1146 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,571 Kid, my sword. 1147 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:20,533 Oh... 1148 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:21,868 kid... 1149 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,453 Here, take that, just in case. 1150 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,915 Nothin' beats a good Nether blaster by your side. 1151 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,250 (chuckling) 1152 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,542 - Whoa, sweet. 1153 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:31,294 (engine puttering) 1154 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:32,128 - Come on. 1155 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,046 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 1156 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,464 Come on! 1157 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,756 Come on! 1158 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,427 (shouts) 1159 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,262 Hey, mechanical. 1160 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,221 You good with cars? 1161 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,683 (dramatic Western music) 1162 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:49,228 (revolver firing) 1163 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,397 (chuckles) 1164 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,609 - That's what you get when you mess with Wildcat Jack. 1165 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:55,443 (message whirs) 1166 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:58,446 (mysterious music) 1167 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:11,250 (dramatic electronic music) 1168 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:20,218 (thunder booming) 1169 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,184 - Oh, hey, Gramps is probably still asleep, 1170 00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:29,477 SO we gotta be quiet. 1171 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:33,022 And sometimes he sleepwalks naked, so... 1172 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:34,732 - I love watching old people sleep. 1173 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:36,817 - Yeah, that's weird. 1174 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,229 - Hey, do you have any food? 1175 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:39,401 I didn't get to eat lunch, 1176 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,988 because someone was late for work. 1177 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280 - Maybe. 1178 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,575 All gramps ever makes is steak. 1179 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,328 (ominous music) 1180 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,747 Gramps? 1181 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,039 Gramps. 1182 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:52,666 Uh... 1183 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:53,917 Liz is here. 1184 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,062 We were just gonna get some food, 1185 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,646 and I got a couple errands I gotta run. 1186 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:57,879 Oh my god! 1187 00:45:58,130 --> 00:45:58,714 Gramps. 1188 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,006 - Oh, no! 1189 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:00,883 Not again. 1190 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:01,717 - Gramps? 1191 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,009 Hey, it's Max. 1192 00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:03,678 It's Max. 1193 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:04,637 Whoa! 1194 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:05,471 Wait! - Dude, move. 1195 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,305 I got this. 1196 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,139 - Easy, easy! 1197 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:07,974 He has a pacemaker. 1198 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,368 The electrical ultraviolet whatever the hell 1199 00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:10,017 might screw it up! 1200 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:10,977 - Fine. 1201 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:11,811 - What do we do? 1202 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:12,770 - The iron! - What? 1203 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:13,729 - Hit him, hit him with it! 1204 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:14,563 - What? 1205 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:15,398 No! 1206 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:16,232 - That's how they kill zombies. 1207 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:17,584 - I didn't want to kill him! 1208 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:18,150 - He's old. 1209 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,878 I don't know, just do it like gentle. 1210 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,112 - Liz, he's a Marine. 1211 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,990 That's just gonna piss him off. 1212 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,634 - You look like you know what you're doin'. 1213 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:26,658 - Yeah. 1214 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:27,368 I'm... 1215 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,202 pretty handy. 1216 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:29,734 I fixed a couple of my buddies' 1217 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,914 red ringed Xboxes, you know? 1218 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,326 It's really just the damn... 1219 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:34,374 (crackling) (shouts) 1220 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,167 - What was that? 1221 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,002 -It's... 1222 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:36,836 It's fine. 1223 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:37,670 It's totally normal. - I'm way out of warranty! 1224 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:38,504 - It's totally normal. 1225 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,338 - Are you sure? 1226 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,172 - Uh-huh. 1227 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,173 - Okay, I got an ideal! 1228 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,842 Liz, distract him! 1229 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,486 - What are you gonna do with that? 1230 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:45,510 - I'm gonna tie him up. 1231 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,013 - Distract him? 1232 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:48,472 Okay, all right. 1233 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:49,974 Hey, gramps. 1234 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:50,808 What do you think about this? 1235 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,100 - Yeah, look at that! 1236 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,063 (upbeat electronic dance music) 1237 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,440 Wait, no, Gramps! 1238 00:46:58,524 --> 00:46:59,066 - Uh, Max? 1239 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,067 It's working. 1240 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,360 - This is so wrong! 1241 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,154 - [Liz] Your gramps is a perv. 1242 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,613 (shouts) 1243 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:05,448 - Okay. 1244 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:06,282 I got him. 1245 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:07,116 Liz, help me get him somewhere safe, 1246 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:09,535 where he can't hurt anybody. 1247 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:13,496 Well... 1248 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:15,583 that was close. 1249 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:17,418 Good teamwork. 1250 00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,003 - Yeah. 1251 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,295 Hey... 1252 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:23,883 how did Gramps get exposed to Nether Dungeon? 1253 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,903 - Well it looks like your boyfriend 1254 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,512 jacked my mailing list, too. 1255 00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,598 - He's not my boyfriend! 1256 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,660 - Let's just get the game and get back. 1257 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:34,977 We gotta fix this. 1258 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:42,026 Seth. 1259 00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:45,446 (suspenseful music) 1260 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:46,739 (whining) 1261 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,551 - This is a stainless steel appliance. 1262 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,409 It is not supposed to burn! 1263 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:54,246 (fire extinguisher blasting) 1264 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:55,538 No! 1265 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:57,165 Come on! 1266 00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,585 - That escalated quickly. 1267 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:00,419 - You know what? 1268 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:01,253 You're not as mechanical as you think. 1269 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,963 - Okay, I'm better at the snacks. 1270 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,255 Okay? 1271 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,007 - What's this now? 1272 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:05,841 - Oh, boy. 1273 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,635 - Who wants to play a game? 1274 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:09,303 - Is that a friend of yours? 1275 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:10,137 - We used to be friends. 1276 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:11,698 You know, in elementary school, but .. 1277 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,766 Life happens, we grew apart. 1278 00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,101 - What is that? 1279 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:15,935 - Jai alai! 1280 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,227 (bangs) 1281 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,523 Only the fastest sport in the world. 1282 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:23,150 Tech school doesn't have a lot of sports to choose from. 1283 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,442 - Okay! 1284 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:28,864 Denting an uninsured classic is not a game, my friend! 1285 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:30,491 Ha ha! 1286 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,827 (whirring) 1287 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,914 Not now, not now. 1288 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,750 Hey, mechanical... 1289 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,082 take a quick look at this. 1290 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:42,252 -Uh .. 1291 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:42,878 Okay. 1292 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:44,170 Um... 1293 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,300 Oh. 1294 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,552 I got nothin'. 1295 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:52,805 (grunts) 1296 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,473 - The Nether has been released. 1297 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,434 And congratulations, you two 1298 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:58,519 will be among the first of the new order. 1299 00:48:58,811 --> 00:48:59,937 - Seth, can't we just... 1300 00:49:00,229 --> 00:49:01,814 you know, talk about this? 1301 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:05,151 I like games, you like games. we like games. 1302 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,083 I don't like this game right now, but... 1303 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,320 Oh, hey, back! 1304 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:09,280 Stay back! 1305 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,991 - The Doom Bringer has won. 1306 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:15,411 You have fulfilled your purpose at last, Game Maker. 1307 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:18,747 Power grows with each could committed to the game, 1308 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,583 committed to the Nether! 1309 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,752 The chosen one will shift the tide. 1310 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,504 Now where is he? 1311 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,922 - I'll tell you. 1312 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:28,882 Boom. 1313 00:49:29,008 --> 00:49:30,217 - What? 1314 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,093 - Boom. 1315 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,094 High score. 1316 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,263 (grunts) 1317 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:38,893 (groaning) 1318 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,353 - How could you? 1319 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:45,608 (laughing) 1320 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:46,442 - You good? 1321 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:47,276 - They milked me, Max. 1322 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:48,568 They milked me. 1323 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,070 - Oh, that was good, Lizzy. 1324 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,572 That was good. 1325 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:53,657 - Level completed! 1326 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:54,949 Ha ha! 1327 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,887 - You know, that reminds me why I dumped your ass, Lizzy. 1328 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,120 Your shit is weak! 1329 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,497 - Shit blood, Seth! 1330 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:00,956 You never deserved her. 1331 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:01,790 Okay? 1332 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:03,334 You dick weasel! 1333 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,835 - Dick weasel? 1334 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:06,712 - These tool bags are like mini-bosses. 1335 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,797 Just blast the shit out of 'em, Liz. 1336 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,133 (blasting) 1337 00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:13,802 - Eugene? 1338 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:14,803 It's not working. 1339 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:15,638 - Right. 1340 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:16,930 Uh... 1341 00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:18,641 The power's... 1342 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:19,558 running low. 1343 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,477 - Yeah, no shit. 1344 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,311 - You know, I got this. 1345 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:25,064 It's been a while, but I think I got it. 1346 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:29,068 (shouting in foreign language) 1347 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,450 - What's he doing? 1348 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,619 - Is he speaking Klingon? 1349 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,665 - Cease thy Nether portal prolapse, 1350 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,417 shatting on thy Earth you craps! 1351 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,586 Be gone, you... 1352 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:50,631 fiends perhaps! 1353 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:54,759 Perhaps! 1354 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,822 I don't know what's going on. 1355 00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:58,389 I did everything. 1356 00:50:58,681 --> 00:50:59,223 (laughing) 1357 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:00,515 - You fool. 1358 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:04,186 The Doom Bringer is the Alpha, the Beta, and the Omega. 1359 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,038 Your little game was merely the balance 1360 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,231 that binds in between. 1361 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:08,523 That relic... 1362 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:14,905 merely the key to unlocking the door between our worlds. 1363 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:18,158 You are the prize we seek now, Max! 1364 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:21,745 You are the knight in our armies, we conquer this Earth, 1365 00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:24,790 not a mere pawn like the rest of them. 1366 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,292 Join us. 1367 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:29,336 Because a speedy victory is ours. 1368 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,338 We cannot be stopped now that we... 1369 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,340 (crashing) 1370 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:34,632 - No! 1371 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:36,844 (shouting) 1372 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:37,845 Steve! 1373 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,388 - Oh my god! 1374 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,782 - [Eugene] Wait, who's Steve? 1375 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:41,974 - Oh god, not again. 1376 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:42,975 - He's the delivery guy. 1377 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:44,393 He's so hot 1378 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:45,685 - Steve! 1379 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,439 - What's goin' on, guys? 1380 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,149 Oh, that's not right. 1381 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:51,921 - [Eugene] We have to get to my lair. 1382 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,920 - Steve, sweetie, we need you to give us a ride, okay? 1383 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:54,944 And don't ask questions. 1384 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,832 Can you just drive, safely, can you do that? 1385 00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:57,615 - Yeah, yeah. 1386 00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,658 - All right, we gotta go now. 1387 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:00,492 - Okay. 1388 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:01,952 Oh my god! 1389 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:06,165 (dramatic electronic music) 1390 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:09,168 (thunder rumbling) 1391 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,417 - It's reached critical mass 1392 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,650 for the first wave of the spell. 1393 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,925 - What's that mean? 1394 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:19,017 - It means enough people have played the game, 1395 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,383 been exposed to the Nether. 1396 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,676 Anybody plays the game now, 1397 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:23,599 they're instantly controlled by it. 1398 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:24,433 - Oh, shit. 1399 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,392 - Luckily, though... 1400 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,245 Looks like these noobs have dedicated it 1401 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,913 to the school server when they went mobile with it, 1402 00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,774 and, unlike you, they've encrypted it and firewalled it. 1403 00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,817 Although, it looks like it's on a slow drip. 1404 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,487 My game should be much more popular. 1405 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,219 - Your game's older than dirt, dude. 1406 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:40,240 I'm surprised people are even playing it. 1407 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,784 - I'm sorry... 1408 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,328 Could you allow yourself at least a dollop of respect 1409 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,620 for the analog superhero 1410 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,349 you're currently sharing this van with? 1411 00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:49,083 - [Liz] Excuse moi. 1412 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,375 - Guys... 1413 00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:51,585 look. 1414 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,798 (ominous electronic music) 1415 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:56,757 (chortles) 1416 00:52:57,049 --> 00:52:58,049 - See? 1417 00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,760 It is pretty popular. 1418 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,122 (thunder rumbling) 1419 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:31,250 - Okay, shh, shh, shh. 1420 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,627 Guys, guys, my girlfriend's an underwear model, 1421 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,671 and she's got an early shoot in the morning. 1422 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:36,505 Come on in. 1423 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:37,339 Shh, be quiet. 1424 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:38,340 I don't wanna wake her. 1425 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,632 Excuse me. 1426 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,094 - [Woman] Eugene? 1427 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,386 Is that you? 1428 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,431 (groans) 1429 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,890 Oh... 1430 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:48,892 Geno, my magical genie. 1431 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:50,810 Oh! 1432 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:52,855 Look who's here! 1433 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,356 Mr. Shnoops! 1434 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:55,768 He wants to give you a kiss. 1435 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:56,567 - Oh, no he doesn't. 1436 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:57,859 - Oh, hello. 1437 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:58,943 - Okay. (kissing) 1438 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,195 - We share him. 1439 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,487 - Okay. 1440 00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:03,794 - [Mrs. Wylde] Are these your study group? 1441 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:04,908 - Yes, they are, yes. 1442 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,744 We're actually in class together. 1443 00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,912 - Oh, that is so nice. 1444 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:09,747 So nice. 1445 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:12,708 I don't usually get to meet Geno's friends very often. 1446 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000 So... 1447 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,252 well... 1448 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,004 Come on, well... 1449 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:17,963 give me the beans. 1450 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,506 What's happening? (chuckles) 1451 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:20,340 -Um... 1452 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,717 - Just... 1453 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,470 playing video games, Eugene's mom. 1454 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:25,762 - Oh. 1455 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:26,929 Of course. 1456 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,309 He could've been a lawyer. 1457 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,060 But it's the gaming. 1458 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,856 (imitates gunfire) 1459 00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:39,026 Just glory-seeking noobs. 1460 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,196 Well... 1461 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,908 winner, winner, chicken dinner. 1462 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,702 Who's gonna be the winner? 1463 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,121 Would you like to have a snack? 1464 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:52,413 - Yes! 1465 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,168 If it's already made. 1466 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,002 - Why don't you go back go bed? 1467 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,897 It's late, and I didn't mean to wake you. 1468 00:54:58,921 --> 00:54:59,505 We were just... 1469 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:00,339 - No, no. 1470 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,425 I am already awake, so you make yourself comfortable, 1471 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,844 and I am going to make a snack. 1472 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:06,678 - [Eugene] Okay. 1473 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,639 - It's nice to meet you all. 1474 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:09,640 - Do it quietly. 1475 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,184 We don't want to wake up Katarina. 1476 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,101 - [Mrs. Wylder] Who? 1477 00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:13,936 - Nothing. 1478 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,604 Let's go sit down. 1479 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:16,896 - Genie? 1480 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:20,400 I made these balls extra juicy just for you. 1481 00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,653 (humming) 1482 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,701 Boom, boom, high score. 1483 00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:31,453 - Thank you, Mrs. W. 1484 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:32,745 - Really great. 1485 00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:33,997 Thanks, Eugene's mom. 1486 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:35,289 - You're welcome. 1487 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,084 - Are there bread crumbs in these? 1488 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:38,794 I'm on a low-carb thing. 1489 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,086 - Yes. 1490 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,757 - All right, just for tonight. 1491 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,343 - Okay. 1492 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:48,637 Appreciate it. 1493 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,055 - I'm going to bed. 1494 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,640 - Good. 1495 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,201 - [Mrs. Wylder] Don't stay up too late. 1496 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,225 - [Eugene] Nope. 1497 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,769 - And, Genie? 1498 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,061 - [Eugene] Yup. 1499 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:57,729 - Brush your teeth. 1500 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,021 - Okay, Mom. 1501 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,316 - With the strong toothpaste. 1502 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,026 - Love you. 1503 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:04,318 - No fragging. 1504 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:18,876 - Okay, shall we? 1505 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:22,462 (bouncy electronic music) 1506 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,302 (chuckles) 1507 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:30,053 - Dude, this is so rad! 1508 00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:31,471 Your setup's insane! 1509 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:33,974 - Despite the fact that it's in your mom's garage. 1510 00:56:34,266 --> 00:56:35,266 - Yeah, it's... 1511 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:36,894 It's actually mirrored... 1512 00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:40,314 so that I can go from one battle station to the next, 1513 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:42,941 the way we used to do it back in the day, me and Barton. 1514 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:43,775 Oh, can you please... 1515 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:44,610 I'm sorry, can you please... 1516 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:45,444 Don't, don't... 1517 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:46,278 Hey! 1518 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,112 Guys, don't... 1519 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,404 Put that down! 1520 00:56:48,447 --> 00:56:50,365 (clattering) 1521 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,283 I'm sorry. 1522 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,255 You're the first civvies that I've allowed 1523 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,370 into Wylde Child 2.0, so... 1524 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,662 Thank you. 1525 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:59,416 - Shocking he's still single. 1526 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:00,708 - He's off the grid. 1527 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,337 He has a secret garage lair. 1528 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,088 - Yeah, I am off the grid. 1529 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:06,500 Way off the grid. (chuckles) 1530 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:07,673 Kinda went Red Dawn. 1531 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:10,802 And after Wylde Child Games, I invested 1532 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,181 in a few other gaming companies and some MMO servers. 1533 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,224 I still moderate, watching out for players 1534 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,143 that the Nether might be targeting. 1535 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,315 Could call me the game god, the wizard of games. 1536 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:22,606 Some refer to me as... 1537 00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:23,941 the MMO wizard. 1538 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,360 - The Wizard. 1539 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,338 - You're that guy that steals all of our loot? 1540 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,072 - You are the MMO Wizard? 1541 00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:30,989 - Yes. 1542 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,961 But you're lucky I have been watching you, 1543 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,993 because the Nether saw its prime opportunity 1544 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,788 to finally play out its best hand. 1545 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,623 And I found you, kid. 1546 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,792 - Well, you know what? 1547 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:44,503 Then it's up to us to stop it. 1548 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,230 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1549 00:57:46,254 --> 00:57:47,254 There is no us. 1550 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:47,881 Okay? 1551 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,453 There is no us, there's no team. 1552 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,385 This is me dealing with your shit show, 1553 00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:53,529 and I'm just gonna flush it down the golden toilet 1554 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,281 and be done with it, and you guys will be on your way. 1555 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,305 I just need a moment. 1556 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:56,932 - Well at least let me run 1557 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,409 some fort protocols to cover your back. 1558 00:57:58,433 --> 00:57:58,976 - No! 1559 00:57:59,267 --> 00:57:59,810 Please. 1560 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:00,644 I can do this alone. 1561 00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:01,478 Don't touch. 1562 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,146 Please don't touch. 1563 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:05,774 - Okay, but Eugene, you see 1564 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,210 that thing that you're doing there? 1565 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,444 There's a more efficient way to run that script. 1566 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,946 - I'm sure there is. 1567 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:13,949 However, this is the way I do this. 1568 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:15,951 - [Max] Check this out. 1569 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:16,785 I'm just gonna go over here. 1570 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:17,619 - [Eugene] No, I see what you're doing. 1571 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:18,453 - [Max] Yup. 1572 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,329 - I see what you're doing, but look, you forgot to... 1573 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:20,861 - What, lay down a fire escape? 1574 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:22,207 I'm ahead of you. 1575 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,819 Okay, stop! - What are they doing? 1576 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,127 - Flexing mind muscles. 1577 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,629 It's like a rap battle but for hackers. 1578 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:30,090 - It's like a wizards duel but... 1579 00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:31,675 it's even nerdier. 1580 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:32,509 - Right. 1581 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:33,468 Flexing. 1582 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,302 Yes! 1583 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:35,804 I get it. 1584 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:37,576 - No, no, you're leaving breadcrumbs. 1585 00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:38,639 Breadcrumbs. 1586 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:40,683 - Eugene, okay. 1587 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:43,186 See, that, that is so last month, dude. 1588 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,478 Watch this. 1589 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,080 Sorry, had to disconnect you for a second 1590 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,485 while I reroute this bypass kernel. 1591 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,947 (building music) 1592 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:55,240 And... 1593 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,199 Bam! 1594 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,491 Done, son! 1595 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,453 How's that for teaching an old dog new tricks? 1596 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:00,745 Ha ha! 1597 00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:01,705 (imitates cheering) 1598 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,749 Max Reload in the house! 1599 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,459 "Ah, Max, you're so go great!" 1600 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,031 "Oh, I know, thank you so much." 1601 00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:07,669 (pounds table) 1602 00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,188 - Please tell me that you shielded the breach 1603 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,548 with a DNS and IP encryption so that the bots 1604 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,551 wouldn't detect the reroute source. 1605 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:15,385 (beeping) 1606 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:20,098 - I thought you would have done that off the top. 1607 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,390 (thunder rumbling) 1608 00:59:21,475 --> 00:59:24,770 (suspenseful music) 1609 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:27,022 (booming) 1610 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:30,984 - No, no, no, no, no! 1611 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:31,818 You did this. 1612 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,653 You did this. 1613 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:37,032 You know what young pups do that old dogs don't do? 1614 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:38,325 Eat their own poo! 1615 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:39,159 - What? 1616 00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:40,451 How is this my fault? 1617 00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:42,574 How was I supposed to know that it was gonna do that? 1618 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:44,414 - Because you coulda listened! 1619 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:45,706 Just listen! 1620 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,876 I've been preparing for this moment my whole life. 1621 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:48,460 - Oh! 1622 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,438 You mean the ancient evil that you unleashed 1623 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,106 because you couldn't hack it back in the day? 1624 00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:52,672 - You guys! 1625 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:53,964 Seriously! 1626 00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:55,342 Eugene, what does it mean? 1627 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:56,634 What's next? 1628 00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,928 (alarm blaring) 1629 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:00,597 (suspenseful music) 1630 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,390 (rumbling) 1631 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:03,722 - That doesn't sound good. 1632 01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:05,644 - It's reached enough gamers to level up. 1633 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:08,522 The Nether is one step closer to total control. 1634 01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,774 (whirring) 1635 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:15,695 And now it knows exactly where we are, thanks to you, Max. 1636 01:00:16,738 --> 01:00:17,948 - You're bailing? 1637 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,282 Really? 1638 01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:20,242 How fitting. 1639 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:21,076 - Yup. 1640 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,703 Someone has to get rid of these hard drives. 1641 01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:24,704 Good luck to you guys. 1642 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:25,996 You're gonna need it. 1643 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:26,957 - You're just pissed it chose me 1644 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,626 and used you as the pawn all these years. 1645 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,598 - You better watch your words, little man. 1646 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:32,878 - You heard 'em. 1647 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:34,256 I'm the chosen player. 1648 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,317 You're just pissed off that you spent your whole 1649 01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,969 sad little life pretending it was you who was so important. 1650 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,261 Eugene, wow. 1651 01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:42,514 Look at you now. 1652 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:43,806 Rage quitting? 1653 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,893 - You know you're all talk? 1654 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,436 Huh? 1655 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,439 What have you ever created that's gonna last forever? 1656 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:52,816 Hm? 1657 01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,277 You're a single player, Max. 1658 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,696 Always have been, always will be. 1659 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:58,697 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1660 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:03,160 - At least I am not some washed-up has-been. 1661 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:04,571 - What did you just call me? 1662 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:05,868 - Oh, did you not hear me? 1663 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:08,290 Maybe you should turn up your hearing aid, old man! 1664 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,291 - He said at least you're not... 1665 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:10,125 - Sone of a... 1666 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:10,959 - What, what? 1667 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:11,793 (shouting) 1668 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:12,627 - Guys, stop! 1669 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:13,461 Stop! 1670 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,296 - We're on the same team! 1671 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:15,588 - [Max] All talk? 1672 01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:16,381 All talk? 1673 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:17,215 - Yeah! 1674 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,216 - How's this for all talk? 1675 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,676 - Shotokan block! 1676 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:20,635 - [Max] Oh, shit! 1677 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,179 - [Liz] Fuck, Max! 1678 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,555 - Sorry, guys. 1679 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:24,847 Training kicked in. 1680 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:25,640 - Liz, I'm so sorry. 1681 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:26,932 Let me see. 1682 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:30,645 - You two morons are so alike, you know that? 1683 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,232 You both think that you're the center of the universe. 1684 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:39,070 You deserve to be lone wolves, together, alone, whatever. 1685 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,699 I don't even know why I like you so much. 1686 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,284 - Wait, like me, like me? 1687 01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:46,296 How was I supposed to know that you like me? 1688 01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:48,163 You're always being so critical of me. 1689 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:50,215 I just figured you date idiots and meatheads. 1690 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,958 - (chuckles) What? 1691 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,978 - It's your fault that we got started in this! 1692 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:56,296 Your boy toy Seth has such a hard-on for me. 1693 01:01:56,588 --> 01:02:00,091 - Oh, it's always someone else's fault, isn't it, Max? 1694 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,583 Why do you think I dumped him? 1695 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,220 The only reason I ever dated him 1696 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,972 was to make you jealous and to get you to do something? 1697 01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:06,806 - Hey, uh, guys? 1698 01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:07,641 - Jesus, Max. 1699 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,560 You are so into being you that... 1700 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:13,188 you don't even know what's going on. 1701 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,189 - What does that mean? 1702 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:15,774 - Guys! 1703 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,275 We've got company. 1704 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,819 (dramatic music) 1705 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:21,111 - Mama! 1706 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,174 (roaring) 1707 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:13,956 Ma! 1708 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,753 - We've come for the player. 1709 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,548 And your list of slaves, Game Maker. 1710 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,717 - My master player email list. 1711 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,176 - Get 'em, boy. 1712 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:27,929 - Oh, let's dance Nether biotch! 1713 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:29,389 Come on! 1714 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,808 (screaming) 1715 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:34,728 - Well, well, well. 1716 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,897 How quaint is this? 1717 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,816 Developers in a garage. 1718 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,526 - Max, what do we do? 1719 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,029 - "Max, what do we do?" (scoffs) 1720 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:45,321 - I got this. 1721 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:45,947 - Ooh. 1722 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,949 - Step up, bros! 1723 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,576 - Oh yeah, get him, boy. 1724 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,868 Sick him! 1725 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:51,661 (cackles) 1726 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:52,953 - Steve! 1727 01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:54,873 Max, do something! 1728 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,291 - Yeah, eat him! 1729 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,252 - Holy shit! - Holy Shit! 1730 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,505 - It's game over, Max. 1731 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:03,858 Okay, we've become too strong. 1732 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,258 Now give in... 1733 01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:06,676 and join us now. 1734 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:11,848 - Stop 'em! 1735 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,140 My email list! 1736 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:16,770 The force vortex button! 1737 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,146 - Stop them! 1738 01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:20,231 - [Max] For Steve! 1739 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,485 (electricity surging) 1740 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,949 (dramatic music) 1741 01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,287 (laughing) 1742 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,792 - [Mrs. Wylder] Genie, is everything okay in there? 1743 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,169 What are you doing? 1744 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,461 What are you doing? 1745 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,214 I hear a racket. 1746 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:47,050 Genie, are you kids rough-housing in there? 1747 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:49,052 - All good, Ma. 1748 01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:51,137 Everything's just dandy. 1749 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,394 (exhales) 1750 01:04:58,436 --> 01:04:59,938 It's totally fubar. 1751 01:05:02,690 --> 01:05:04,984 20 years of gamer tags. 1752 01:05:05,276 --> 01:05:06,276 Gone. 1753 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,237 You know what? 1754 01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:09,507 I'm gonna take Ma down to Mexico, 1755 01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:11,491 and we'll just sit on the beach, 1756 01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,828 drink margaritas, watch the world burn. 1757 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:17,914 I mean, what else can I do? 1758 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:19,582 I'm just one coder. 1759 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,127 - That's really it? 1760 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:24,921 You're just gonna give up? 1761 01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:26,213 We gotta stop this thing. 1762 01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:27,757 You said so. 1763 01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:28,591 What? 1764 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:29,467 It's got Gramps! 1765 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,010 It whacked Steve! 1766 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,012 Come on, all those people out there! 1767 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:36,599 - At this point, Max, we would need to original game code, 1768 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:38,251 and we would need weapons and tech 1769 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:40,812 if we're gonna fight this thing at the source. 1770 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,605 - You're a quitter. 1771 01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:45,066 You're a camper and a quitter. 1772 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:46,568 - Oh, here we go again. 1773 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,988 - Do you ever think anything through? 1774 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,280 Huh? 1775 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:54,576 Or do you just shoot first and ask questions later? 1776 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:58,329 In the words of the immortal Bill Paxton... 1777 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:01,791 it's game over, man. 1778 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:04,877 Game... 1779 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,171 over. 1780 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:10,049 - Guys. 1781 01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:10,884 Guys, come on. 1782 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:11,718 We gotta do something. 1783 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:12,552 Okay? 1784 01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:14,280 I don't know what, but we gotta storm the castle. 1785 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:14,846 Come on. 1786 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,681 Who's with me? 1787 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:17,973 Come on! 1788 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,311 Fine. 1789 01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:22,145 Fine. 1790 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:24,731 I've always played better solo anyways. 1791 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:27,442 (exhales) 1792 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,445 (thunder rumbling) 1793 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,577 (banging steering wheel) 1794 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,417 - [Reggie] Where you goin'? 1795 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,002 - Not now, Reggie. 1796 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,300 - What is this, dude? 1797 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:57,055 Just another Max Jenkins solo suicide mission? 1798 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,142 I know that you don't need me to go with you, Max. 1799 01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,979 You're better than me at about everything. 1800 01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:09,692 But I've always been there, and I'm good at that. 1801 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:12,320 I just wish, dude, that you'd realize 1802 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:14,322 you're not always flying solo. 1803 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:18,493 So who cares what Eugene Wylder has to think about you? 1804 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,161 You make rad stuff. 1805 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:22,872 - Jesus, Reg. 1806 01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:26,251 Where's this pep talk comin' from? 1807 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:27,743 - Maybe you just don't listen. 1808 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:31,923 I mean, we're proud that you're from our shitty little tribe 1809 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:34,384 and that you're one of us. 1810 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:36,970 Know that you're gonna do something big someday. 1811 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:41,558 Otherwise, why would put up with all your shit, right? 1812 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,980 Listen, Liz told me about Gramps. 1813 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,982 And we're a clan, dude. 1814 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,377 So we're gonna have to stick together 1815 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:54,112 if we're gonna save anybody. 1816 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:55,404 Everybody. 1817 01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,701 - Liz hate me now? 1818 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:02,954 - She's pissed at you again, as usual. 1819 01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,208 She's patching up Eugene, trying to convince him to stay. 1820 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,210 But, dude, she's right. 1821 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,006 You two are a lot alike. 1822 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:17,260 We gotta figure this out together, Frodo. 1823 01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:18,552 You gotta trust me. 1824 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,013 I'm your Samwise. 1825 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:21,764 I'm Goose to your Maverick. 1826 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:23,057 - No. 1827 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:24,349 Goose dies. 1828 01:08:25,143 --> 01:08:26,143 - Oh, right. 1829 01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:27,394 I'm not Goose. 1830 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,562 - Ice Man. 1831 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:30,982 You can be Val Kilmer, pre Bat nips. 1832 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:34,110 - I love the Bat nips, though. 1833 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,237 - Dude, you're an awesome Samwise, 1834 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,406 and you do a lot of stuff better than me, 1835 01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:40,178 like actually thinking things through 1836 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:43,453 and not being an asshole all the time. 1837 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,830 And honestly, Frodo would kinda be spider shit 1838 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,498 without Samwise, and he knows it. 1839 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:48,790 - See? 1840 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000 Right there. 1841 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:50,668 Okay? 1842 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,505 Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, the Mighty Ducks. 1843 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,317 They all relied on each other in order 1844 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:58,384 to succeed against a greater evil. 1845 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,345 - You did not just cite the Mighty Ducks. 1846 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:01,637 - You bet your ass I did. 1847 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:03,431 That is Emilio's best work. 1848 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,308 It's a lovely film. 1849 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,435 - All right, if we're gonna do this, 1850 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:09,687 we gotta work together, all or nothing. 1851 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:13,941 - Partners in this weird, absurd, epic quest, yes. 1852 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:22,908 - Partners? 1853 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:33,044 (mysterious music) 1854 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,009 Hello? 1855 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:44,138 We're looking for Barton Grabowski! 1856 01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,183 - We found your game! 1857 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:48,518 Nether Dungeon. 1858 01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,062 - And Eugene! 1859 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:55,525 - Every couple of years, 1860 01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:58,986 some geeks come in here looking for that damn game. 1861 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,989 (mysterious music) 1862 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,159 - Sorry to disappoint you, 1863 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:10,623 but every copy of that game went up in smoke. 1864 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:11,915 Literally. 1865 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,878 Everything else, including my partner's career, 1866 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,548 well that went up his nose, so... 1867 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:19,840 game over. 1868 01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:20,882 You guys can go. 1869 01:10:20,925 --> 01:10:21,467 - Wait. 1870 01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:22,301 There's more to the story. 1871 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:23,219 Eugene told us everything. 1872 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:24,637 You both got screwed. 1873 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,389 Just let us explain. 1874 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:31,184 - Okay. 1875 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,688 You have five minutes. 1876 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:37,775 Or until I get bored, which is already happening. 1877 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:39,067 Go. 1878 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,793 - And then I hit the force vortex button 1879 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,220 and fried all of Eugene's computer. 1880 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:43,799 - Yeah, so the guy with the micropenis, 1881 01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:45,700 he basically dissolved with the Nether Kraken, 1882 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:47,511 but they got the email list for all the players. 1883 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:50,371 - And then, Eugene and I kinda got into it. 1884 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,498 Said some pretty mean shit to each other. 1885 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,000 It got ugly. 1886 01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:55,752 - And you punched Liz in the face. 1887 01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:58,296 - Well, I was aiming for Eugene. 1888 01:10:58,588 --> 01:10:59,839 - I've done that. 1889 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:03,718 - So, long story long, the fellowship almost dissolved, 1890 01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:05,553 and we realized that you might be 1891 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:07,930 the last person that could help us. 1892 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,662 - We were hoping that you still have 1893 01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,444 the original game code from back in the day. 1894 01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:15,688 And honestly, Eugene could really use his partner. 1895 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,232 - Well... 1896 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:19,734 first off... 1897 01:11:20,026 --> 01:11:21,402 let me just say... 1898 01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:23,571 points for creativity. 1899 01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:25,591 I gotta tell ya, that whole Nether Kraken thing, 1900 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,176 that is the most original pile of horse shit 1901 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:27,909 I have ever heard. 1902 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:30,203 And second, you guys have been playing 1903 01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:32,497 or smoking way too much. 1904 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:33,789 Now... 1905 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,500 If it'll get you guys outta here, 1906 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:36,959 I will tell you two fanboys 1907 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:39,420 exactly what went down back in the day. 1908 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,255 Okay, here's the deal. 1909 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:42,787 Eugene freaked after I finished 1910 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,634 coding the game after he passed out. 1911 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,206 He was royally pissed that I put 1912 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,064 the production order through, and we fought, 1913 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,784 and we fought harder than I ever had. 1914 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:51,390 He was always so damn protective 1915 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,643 of having the final say of the code. 1916 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:55,454 I'd been cleaning up his code for years 1917 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,355 while he was partying, playing poster boy, 1918 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,398 wearing that stupid Michael Jackson jacket 1919 01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:00,770 and he couldn't even dance. 1920 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,223 We were on the verge of bankruptcy with all his spending. 1921 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:04,821 I mean, who buys a DelLorean? 1922 01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:07,114 And, true, I had tossed him from the building. 1923 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,700 He was unstable, he snapped, he had a mental break. 1924 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,036 He ranted about spells and magic. 1925 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,080 Reality and fantasy were a blur to him. 1926 01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,581 He was his own biggest fanboy. 1927 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:18,626 So I had to do what was best for the company. 1928 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,254 He didn't just torch a building and our game that night. 1929 01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:24,423 That selfish prick torched our future and our friendship. 1930 01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:28,177 He left me holding the bag, as usual, again. 1931 01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:30,763 - You kept it. 1932 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:32,348 - Course I did. 1933 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,308 But I don't need it anymore, you guys do. 1934 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,537 And he's your problem now, so good luck with that. 1935 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:38,437 - Wait, you're just giving this to us? 1936 01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:39,729 - Mm-hm. 1937 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:44,068 - [Max] You're not even curious to see him? 1938 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,237 - Sends in a couple of stupid kids, 1939 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:47,947 Tweedledee and Tweedledum, 1940 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:50,783 in her to tell me a stupid story. 1941 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,875 - That can't be healthy. 1942 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:03,421 - Just, some things just never change, you know? 1943 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:04,714 - He's still going. 1944 01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,299 - That's a health code violation 1945 01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:09,135 and also just a health violation. 1946 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:15,433 - You know what? 1947 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,727 Bar's closed. 1948 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:20,038 I'm washing my hands of this whole thing, all right guys? 1949 01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:21,123 I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid. 1950 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:21,689 - Wait. - Nah, nah, nah. 1951 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:22,690 We're done with this, all right? 1952 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:23,982 Take this. 1953 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,066 I don't want to see him. 1954 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:26,378 If I want to see an '80s cliche, 1955 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,842 I'll watch an A-ha video, all right? 1956 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:28,987 Guys, get up. 1957 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:29,572 Let's get outta here. 1958 01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:30,864 Come on. 1959 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:33,534 So unless it's raining fie and brimstone outside, 1960 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,995 I'm not playing his stupid game. 1961 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:38,080 (dramatic music) 1962 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:39,372 Shit. 1963 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:43,419 I'll get my coat. 1964 01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,178 - [Eugene] Max, first you bring the Nether here. 1965 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,898 Now you're bringing the lion into my den. 1966 01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:52,720 I mean, literally into my den. 1967 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:54,114 You know why I call him the lion? 1968 01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:55,890 "Cause he's a lyin' sack of shit!" 1969 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,558 I have nothing to say to that man. 1970 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:59,268 - No arguing, no arguing. 1971 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,102 No, no, no. 1972 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,731 No, no, no, don't go, don't go, don't go. 1973 01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:05,023 Bart? 1974 01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:06,232 (gasps) 1975 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,275 Oh! 1976 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,069 Genie! 1977 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:09,361 Look who's here! 1978 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,405 (laughs giddily) 1979 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:12,698 You look... 1980 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:13,990 SO... 1981 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,116 old. 1982 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,704 And you have a little something right there. 1983 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:20,122 Let me get that. 1984 01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:21,791 You have something in your nose. 1985 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:22,625 Blow. 1986 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:23,459 (blowing) 1987 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:24,751 Good boy. 1988 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:26,963 Good. 1989 01:14:27,254 --> 01:14:28,254 Now... 1990 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,799 gimme a hug. 1991 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:31,091 - Here you go. 1992 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:31,884 There you go. 1993 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:32,760 - No, no, no. 1994 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:34,052 Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma. 1995 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,471 Ma, come on, come on. 1996 01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:36,763 Ma! 1997 01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:41,685 Barton. 1998 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:43,770 - Eugene. 1999 01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:48,442 - I'll go make some meatballs. 2000 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:49,734 - Sweet. 2001 01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:54,615 - You got a helluva vagina walking into my house like this! 2002 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:55,616 - I have a vagina? 2003 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:56,450 I have a vagina? 2004 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,284 Really? 2005 01:14:57,576 --> 01:14:58,744 That's the apology from you? 2006 01:14:59,036 --> 01:14:59,578 Okay. 2007 01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:00,413 You know what? 2008 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:01,414 I don't have time for this, all right? 2009 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:02,248 Okay? 2010 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:03,082 I tried. 2011 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:03,916 - Here we go. 2012 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:04,917 Walk out, you tried. 2013 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:06,649 Just like you tried to ruin my life? 2014 01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:08,717 Like you tried to ruin my game back in the day? 2015 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:09,754 - Your game? 2016 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:10,423 Your game? 2017 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:11,298 Really? 2018 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:12,258 (laughs) 2019 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:13,092 You know what? 2020 01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:15,302 We staked our entire lives on that game. 2021 01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:16,594 That's what we did. 2022 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:17,304 But you know what? 2023 01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:19,282 You were ranting like a madman, parties like a rock star, 2024 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,183 being like, "Oh, oh, this game is possessed." 2025 01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:22,475 "Barton is possessed." 2026 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,269 - You were possessed! 2027 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:24,812 - We were both possessed! 2028 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:26,331 You wouldn't know that, though, 2029 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,691 because you were so cracked out on cocaine and Yoo-hoos. 2030 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:29,692 - Ho Hos, they were Ho Hos. 2031 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:30,526 - Do not correct me. 2032 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:31,360 Do not... 2033 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:32,652 correct me! 2034 01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:38,451 Even if you put aside all of the bad juju 2035 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:39,744 you were dealing with... 2036 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,356 - Did he just call him a bad Jew? 2037 01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:42,830 - Shut up, Reggie! 2038 01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:47,585 All I ever wanted was a partner. 2039 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:51,505 I just wanted a real partner. 2040 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,506 You know? 2041 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,091 Through thick and thin. 2042 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,383 And you... 2043 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,095 You turned out to be a liability. 2044 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,973 - A liability? - A liability! 2045 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:01,807 - Guys! 2046 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:03,350 Shut up! 2047 01:16:03,642 --> 01:16:05,402 Look, you both had your weaknesses exploited. 2048 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:06,644 Think about it. 2049 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,647 You both got gamed by the nether. 2050 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:09,939 - What are you saying? 2051 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,376 - I'm saying it's not anyone's fault. 2052 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,568 - Oh, of course! 2053 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,212 It's always somebody else's fault, 2054 01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:15,236 right mister Millennial? 2055 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:15,946 - Shut up, Gene! 2056 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:16,781 Just listen to the kid! 2057 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,824 - Look, it wants to play me. 2058 01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:20,826 But we've been going about it all wrong. 2059 01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:22,453 We can't shut it down remotely, 2060 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,288 we can't delete it, we can't quit. 2061 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,748 - Yeah, me, me, me, me. 2062 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,040 It wants to play you. 2063 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,585 We get it, you're the chosen one! 2064 01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:30,419 - Look... 2065 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,214 We have to play it, as a team! 2066 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,007 But we have to change the game. 2067 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:38,427 We have to go to that school and change the source code. 2068 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,430 - Wait, I'm not following you. 2069 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:43,722 - What's the one thing the Nether Dungeon never had 2070 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,267 and it won't be expecting? 2071 01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:46,559 - Multiplayer. 2072 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,270 (inspired music) 2073 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:49,706 - Even with the original code, 2074 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:50,730 to build in that feature, 2075 01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,459 we'd have to like port it directly into the server. 2076 01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:53,859 - Yeah, you know... 2077 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:57,530 even I couldn't code that shit in time. 2078 01:16:57,822 --> 01:16:59,532 - Not unless we do it together. 2079 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:03,035 - Okay, well, if we're going in there against the Nether, 2080 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:05,204 we're gonna need fire power. 2081 01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:06,872 - Leave that to me. 2082 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,667 - This is like a movie! 2083 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:14,964 (intense rock music) 2084 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:16,233 (thunder rumbling) 2085 01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:37,004 (clicking and whirring) 2086 01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:56,565 (mysterious electronic music) 2087 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,030 Where is everyone? 2088 01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:03,906 - I don't like it. 2089 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:05,278 It's like a third-party map 2090 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:05,991 on Nether Quest. - Nether Quest. 2091 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:07,283 Dungeon Master's Castle. 2092 01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:08,953 - That's what I just said. 2093 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,472 - No you didn't, I just said that. 2094 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:11,496 - I just said that. 2095 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:12,081 - No you didn't, you just... 2096 01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:12,915 - I just said those words. 2097 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:13,916 - No, you said Dungeon Master... 2098 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:14,750 - Yes, I did. 2099 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:15,584 Yes, I... - That's what I said. 2100 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,937 - Yes, I did. - I said that, right? 2101 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:17,503 You said... - Yeah. 2102 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:18,837 - Hey, guys... 2103 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:22,591 Reggie, Liz... 2104 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:25,051 you ready? 2105 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,259 I'll run briefs, you tail. 2106 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:27,054 - I've got your flank. 2107 01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:29,598 - Upload the mods and stay on your comms. 2108 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:31,767 - We'll locate the server room. 2109 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:33,894 - We'll locate the server room. 2110 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:34,812 - I... 2111 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,188 I just... 2112 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,690 I just said that. 2113 01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:41,277 (chattering) 2114 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,532 - [Max] You guys ready? 2115 01:19:46,824 --> 01:19:48,867 (whirring) 2116 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:51,161 - Knock knock? 2117 01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:55,332 (suspenseful music) 2118 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,585 - You guys sure you got this? 2119 01:19:58,877 --> 01:19:59,962 - Do us proud. 2120 01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:02,589 - Can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo. 2121 01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,009 But I can carry you. 2122 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,010 - Come on. 2123 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:07,302 - Let's rock! 2124 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:09,388 - Okay. 2125 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,680 Excuse me. 2126 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:14,977 - Now! 2127 01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:15,811 - Come on! 2128 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,147 (blasting) 2129 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:19,690 (whirring) 2130 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:20,566 - Hey! 2131 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:21,525 Come on, kid. 2132 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:22,817 They got this. 2133 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:24,736 They got this, right? 2134 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:25,529 - Yeah, they got this. 2135 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:26,981 You gotta trust your partner. 2136 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:27,614 - Yeah. 2137 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:28,449 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2138 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,200 Come on, trust your partners. 2139 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:31,035 Let's go. 2140 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,121 (suspenseful music) 2141 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,082 Come on. 2142 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,543 Trust your partner. 2143 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,377 - Sorry. 2144 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:41,669 Sorry, sorry. 2145 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:45,215 (dramatic music) 2146 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:47,551 (blasting) 2147 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:00,856 - I hope this thing works. 2148 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,192 (blasting) 2149 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:13,242 Bitchin'. 2150 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,918 (mysterious music) 2151 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,638 (blasting) 2152 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,735 Guys... 2153 01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:48,278 I'm in the arena. 2154 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,447 Oh, this place is a trip! 2155 01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:56,412 (suspenseful music) 2156 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:00,749 Uh... 2157 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:01,667 guys? 2158 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:02,584 Shit's gettin' real in here. 2159 01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,503 You might wanna hurry. 2160 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:14,762 - Okay. 2161 01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:18,475 (grumbling) 2162 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:19,393 Are you kiddin' me? 2163 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:20,685 Come on. 2164 01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:23,146 Uh... 2165 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:25,523 Bingo. 2166 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:34,366 - How much time do you need? 2167 01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:36,201 - Like three minutes. 2168 01:22:37,828 --> 01:22:38,828 - All right, you're... 2169 01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:40,432 You're the best coder I know, okay? 2170 01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:40,998 - Yeah. 2171 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:41,832 - You got this. 2172 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:43,333 - I got this. 2173 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,625 - Yeah, I just said that. 2174 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:45,502 - Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go. 2175 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,671 - Okay, okay, okay. 2176 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:48,963 Hey! 2177 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:52,426 I'm burnin' down your castle, you Nether turds! 2178 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:53,718 Huh? 2179 01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:54,928 You wanna fight? 2180 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:56,388 Come on! 2181 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,140 Come and get me! 2182 01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:00,559 Daddy's home! (cackles) 2183 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,436 (shrieks) (blasting) 2184 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:03,270 - Don't just stand there! 2185 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:04,562 Stop him! 2186 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,655 (blasting) 2187 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:14,947 - Piece of cake. 2188 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,325 (laughing) 2189 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,619 - Did you see that punch move I just did? 2190 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,204 - You see me pwn that noob? 2191 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:21,121 - Oh my god. 2192 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,207 Dude, we just killed it! 2193 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:27,961 (typing frantically) 2194 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:31,757 (ominous music) 2195 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:46,897 - Just... 2196 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:48,690 let me adjust my chair here. 2197 01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:52,528 I can't kick your ass if I'm not comfortable. 2198 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:56,198 Oh, 30 seconds left. 2199 01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:59,618 I always like running down the clock. 2200 01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,245 Come on, guys. 2201 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,497 (choking) 2202 01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:11,837 - Hey noob... 2203 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:12,631 Blue lightning bolt! 2204 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:17,386 (squirting) (shouting) 2205 01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:21,557 - Oh, shit. 2206 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,809 (blasting) 2207 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:26,895 (breathing heavily) 2208 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,779 (electricity crackling) 2209 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,698 (blasting) 2210 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:38,532 - Boom! 2211 01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:39,908 High score. 2212 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:40,742 - Thank you. 2213 01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:42,034 - Yeah, let's go. 2214 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,160 - Okay. 2215 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:46,248 I'm good! 2216 01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:47,540 I'm good. 2217 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,419 - All right, Doom Bringer dude. 2218 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:54,840 Hope you don't mind if I invite a few of my friends. 2219 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,094 (inspired music) 2220 01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:11,565 Okay, guys... 2221 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:12,857 we got it. 2222 01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:21,867 (whirring) 2223 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,166 (chuckles) 2224 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:31,960 Whoa. 2225 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:33,252 Damn, Liz! 2226 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,340 (laughing) 2227 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:37,674 What are you laughing at? 2228 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:39,176 Look at your gear, dude. 2229 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,844 - Don't be jealous. 2230 01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,474 (ominous music) 2231 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:53,899 - Shit just got real real. 2232 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,736 - Oh shit, he's really big. 2233 01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,028 - Yeah. 2234 01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:05,786 (slamming) 2235 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,252 We're in its world now, 2236 01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:16,144 which means we gotta play bit its rules. 2237 01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:18,298 - Yeah, it also means that we have no extra lives. 2238 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:20,801 - Rogue-like, perma-death. 2239 01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,260 - Okay. 2240 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:24,680 Here's what we're gonna do. 2241 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:27,349 Liz, open it up with the lightwave aura spell. 2242 01:26:27,641 --> 01:26:28,641 Reg... 2243 01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,310 brimstone blockade? 2244 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,646 - You've got my shield. 2245 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:34,231 - You've got my staff. 2246 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,941 - We've got each other. 2247 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:36,775 (kisses cheek) 2248 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:40,195 - Hey, don't mess it up like usual. 2249 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,487 - Let's rock! 2250 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:45,325 (shouting) 2251 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:52,165 (blasting) 2252 01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:55,001 (dramatic music) 2253 01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:15,021 - Bob and weave, Max. 2254 01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:16,313 Bob and weave! 2255 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:02,778 (high-pitched ringing) 2256 01:28:03,069 --> 01:28:04,069 - Max! 2257 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:07,199 (blasting) 2258 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:22,339 (dramatic music) 2259 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:47,405 (booming) 2260 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:49,950 (laughing) (breathing heavily) 2261 01:28:50,242 --> 01:28:50,951 - Yes! 2262 01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:52,243 Woo! 2263 01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,121 We just saved the world! 2264 01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:56,413 - Oh my god. 2265 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,918 (ominous music) 2266 01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:05,799 (whirring) 2267 01:29:10,178 --> 01:29:12,347 (exhaling) 2268 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:16,268 So, that's it? 2269 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,102 - [Eugene] Yup. 2270 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:17,936 - [Max] It's over? 2271 01:29:18,228 --> 01:29:19,372 How are we gonna explain this? 2272 01:29:19,396 --> 01:29:20,706 - [Eugene] Well, that's the beauty, kid. 2273 01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:25,360 When these folks come out of this, they won't remember shit. 2274 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:26,361 - And you should've seen Max. 2275 01:29:26,653 --> 01:29:28,363 He totally sacrificed himself. 2276 01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:29,781 - That was so hot! 2277 01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:31,908 - What about Liz rocking that mage staff? 2278 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,535 And Reggie, dude, that ax work? 2279 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,120 And, hey, you didn't bail. 2280 01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:37,163 Guys, what about those sweet outfits? 2281 01:29:37,455 --> 01:29:37,998 - Oh, the kilt? 2282 01:29:38,290 --> 01:29:39,290 That was so freeing. 2283 01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:40,876 - These guys are the shiznits. 2284 01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:41,710 - Yeah. 2285 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:44,170 - Real Nether blasters. 2286 01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:46,006 (inspired music) 2287 01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:47,298 - That's it! 2288 01:29:48,758 --> 01:29:50,118 - Oh, it is official, my children! 2289 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:52,304 Man, the Nether Blasters... 2290 01:29:52,596 --> 01:29:56,474 are now members of the International E-Sports League! 2291 01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:57,851 (cheering) 2292 01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,228 You get a jersey, you get a jersey! 2293 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:01,062 - Sweet! 2294 01:30:01,354 --> 01:30:01,980 - And are we gonna leave you jersey-less? 2295 01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:03,440 Welcome to new jersey! 2296 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:04,858 Oh my god, look at that! 2297 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:05,692 Put 'em on! 2298 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:06,526 We should all live in jerseys. 2299 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:07,818 - They look awesome! 2300 01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:08,945 - That looks jer... 2301 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:10,906 That's jersey fresh. 2302 01:30:11,197 --> 01:30:12,574 Well done, kids, well done, kids. 2303 01:30:12,866 --> 01:30:13,450 - Boom town! 2304 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,619 - This is really, really cool. 2305 01:30:15,911 --> 01:30:16,911 Oh my god, it's startin'. 2306 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,014 Come here, come here, come here, come here! 2307 01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:19,038 It's on, it's happenin'! 2308 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:20,749 Come back here, look at this! 2309 01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,041 Everyone shut up! 2310 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,169 I know you weren't talkin', but, you know. 2311 01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:25,170 - [Reporter] One question for you! 2312 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:27,213 We have one question, one question for you! 2313 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:28,524 - You know what, before we start, 2314 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:29,734 can I just say we're really excited 2315 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,009 to be working with Konicom. 2316 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,721 The game is called the Nether Realm VR. 2317 01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:35,555 Okay? 2318 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:36,389 Write that down. 2319 01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,201 Nether Realm VR, and it's a way for us 2320 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,852 to take the Nether series to the next level. 2321 01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:41,686 - Yes. 2322 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:42,646 Yeah, that's right, that's right. 2323 01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:43,480 No, hold on one second. 2324 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,607 See, it's old but it's new again, you know? 2325 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:48,443 We're working with a brilliant new team of talent. 2326 01:30:48,735 --> 01:30:50,737 Our lead development intern is this guy 2327 01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:52,447 named Max Jenkins, who's a genius. 2328 01:30:52,739 --> 01:30:54,532 - That's me, that's me! 2329 01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:55,367 - You're famous! 2330 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:56,659 We know someone famous! 2331 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:57,494 (laughing) 2332 01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:01,247 - And his Beta Blasters, who are Reggie and Liz. 2333 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:02,539 - Oh my god! 2334 01:31:02,582 --> 01:31:03,208 You guys are like 2335 01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:04,876 I The professor and Mary Ann ♪ 2336 01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:06,836 You got mentions as well! 2337 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:08,814 - They are fantastic, and they're working out 2338 01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:10,757 all the bugs in the game before it's released. 2339 01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:11,591 - We have a great team. 2340 01:31:11,883 --> 01:31:12,963 Rest assured, a great team. 2341 01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:14,445 - A great team. - Yes, you in the back. 2342 01:31:14,469 --> 01:31:15,011 - Oh my god! 2343 01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:17,514 Okay, huge fan, total Nether groupie. 2344 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,516 You guys, this is incredible! 2345 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:23,520 I mean, you're both back together, working together again! 2346 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:25,772 You still living with your mom? 2347 01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:28,400 (crowd laughing) 2348 01:31:28,692 --> 01:31:30,336 - [Reporter] We have one question, one questions for you. 2349 01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:31,403 - I'm sorry, for Konicom. 2350 01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:33,415 - So, with Eugene and Bart back on the team, 2351 01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:35,448 will Nether Realm VR resemble 2352 01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:37,742 any of the early installments of the Nether series, 2353 01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:42,372 and will there be any Easter eggs for fans in the game? 2354 01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:43,664 - Yeah. 2355 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:46,960 (throat clears) 2356 01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,252 - Yes. 2357 01:31:49,254 --> 01:31:53,091 (speaking in foreign language) 2358 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,887 - Who speaks Russian? 2359 01:31:58,179 --> 01:31:58,805 -Uh .. 2360 01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:02,684 (speaking in foreign language) 2361 01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:04,412 - Why don't they ever translate this? 2362 01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:04,978 Oh, here it is. 2363 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:06,350 - We're excited to announce 2364 01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:08,481 as a surprise to our friends here... 2365 01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:10,292 - Give me your hand, give me your hand. 2366 01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:12,902 - That we've been able to recover old code 2367 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:16,364 from the Nether Dungeon and will be including 2368 01:32:16,656 --> 01:32:19,534 a retro tribute mode in their honor. 2369 01:32:19,826 --> 01:32:22,871 - [Reporter] Question for Konicom, one question for Konicom! 2370 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,040 - Oh my god, yes! 2371 01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:26,331 Yes! 2372 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,252 This game is gonna change history, man! 2373 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,837 History! 2374 01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:32,255 (screaming) 2375 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:35,091 (dramatic music) 2376 01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:04,995 - Poor Steve. 2377 01:33:05,121 --> 01:33:05,663 - [Eugene] Yeah, well... 2378 01:33:05,955 --> 01:33:07,707 (whirring) 2379 01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,334 - [All] Steve! 2380 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:11,544 - Whoa, guys, you are not gonna believe 2381 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,421 the dream I just had. 2382 01:33:13,713 --> 01:33:14,982 I have really gotta change the vitamins, 2383 01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:18,009 up the carbs, and double the supplements. 2384 01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:19,761 (laughing) 2385 01:33:20,053 --> 01:33:22,597 (dramatic music) 2386 01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:47,431 - Whoa! 2387 01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:50,310 Gramps? 2388 01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:52,482 We gotta get that sleepwalking figured out, man. 2389 01:34:52,645 --> 01:34:53,354 For real. 2390 01:34:53,646 --> 01:34:57,609 - At least I didn't take my clothes off this time. 2391 01:34:58,568 --> 01:35:00,403 - It's good to see you. 2392 01:35:03,239 --> 01:35:04,239 - What was that about? 2393 01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,658 - Nothing. 2394 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:08,369 Oh, by the way, I got a new internship at a gaming company. 2395 01:35:08,661 --> 01:35:09,829 - Really? 2396 01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:10,663 That's great. 2397 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:11,955 That's just great. 2398 01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:13,123 Let's celebrate! 2399 01:35:13,333 --> 01:35:14,334 I'll make some steak. 2400 01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:15,293 Come on. 2401 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:16,628 - I'm starving. 2402 01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:22,091 (dramatic music) 2403 01:36:08,513 --> 01:36:09,513 - [Liz] You... 2404 01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:10,139 First things first, bud. 2405 01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:12,141 You walk into our store. 2406 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:12,976 Am I too... 2407 01:36:13,268 --> 01:36:14,578 Oh, did I miss my mark? (laughing) 2408 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:15,144 Sorry. 2409 01:36:15,436 --> 01:36:15,979 - That's all right. 2410 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:16,813 I'll find the camera. 2411 01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:19,691 I'll find the camera. (laughing) 2412 01:36:19,983 --> 01:36:21,150 - Here you go gamers. 2413 01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:22,110 (clattering) 2414 01:36:22,402 --> 01:36:23,402 Whoa! 2415 01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:25,029 - [Hassie] Wow. 2416 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:25,863 - [Director] Cut! 2417 01:36:26,155 --> 01:36:26,698 (laughing) 2418 01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:28,133 - [Joey] You got that, right? 2419 01:36:28,157 --> 01:36:29,742 - You're a single player, kid. 2420 01:36:30,034 --> 01:36:32,036 Always have been, always will be. 2421 01:36:32,328 --> 01:36:35,707 - At least I won't be remembered as a washed-up has-bee. 2422 01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:36,541 (gasping) 2423 01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:37,375 That's a... 2424 01:36:37,667 --> 01:36:38,209 That's... 2425 01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:39,502 That's a real effect. 2426 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:40,938 - [Man] That's a legit effect. 2427 01:36:40,962 --> 01:36:42,314 - [Greg] Wow, that was so incredible, that timing. 2428 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:43,338 Jesus! 2429 01:36:43,464 --> 01:36:44,464 - Wow! 2430 01:36:45,466 --> 01:36:48,219 This virtual mall is amazing, man. 2431 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:50,679 And I... 2432 01:36:51,514 --> 01:36:53,433 I am a virtual mall rat. 2433 01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:55,559 - [Man] Yes! 2434 01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:56,810 (laughing) 2435 01:36:56,978 --> 01:36:57,520 Thank you, sir. 2436 01:36:57,812 --> 01:36:58,812 Come on! 2437 01:36:58,980 --> 01:36:59,999 Thank you for humoring me. 2438 01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:02,025 (laughing) 2439 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:03,836 - How was I supposed to know that was gonna happen? 2440 01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:05,236 - Just listen! 2441 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:08,281 That's all you had to do, was listen! 2442 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:10,742 I don't remember what you were supposed to listen to. 2443 01:37:11,034 --> 01:37:12,076 What is it? 2444 01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:13,679 All you had to do was listen to me! 2445 01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:14,847 I've been, I've been, I've been preparing 2446 01:37:14,871 --> 01:37:17,332 my whole life for this moment. 2447 01:37:17,623 --> 01:37:19,250 - Oh, you mean the ancient... (sighs) 2448 01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:20,084 (laughing) 2449 01:37:20,376 --> 01:37:20,918 All right, from the top. 2450 01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:23,004 - Two guys that are like... 2451 01:37:23,296 --> 01:37:24,296 "Oh, yeah." 2452 01:37:25,256 --> 01:37:27,008 I can't remember shit. 2453 01:37:27,967 --> 01:37:28,968 Ma! 2454 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,554 (dog barking) 2455 01:37:33,181 --> 01:37:38,102 You turned her into a god damn dog, you son of a bitch! 2456 01:37:38,436 --> 01:37:39,103 - What? 2457 01:37:39,395 --> 01:37:40,772 - Bros, bros, bros, same team! 2458 01:37:41,064 --> 01:37:42,899 (barking) 2459 01:37:43,191 --> 01:37:43,733 - Come on! - What? 2460 01:37:44,025 --> 01:37:45,505 - Bros, bros, we're on the same team! 2461 01:37:45,651 --> 01:37:46,986 - Bring it! 2462 01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:49,322 (laughing) 2463 01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:51,508 - I wasn't expecting that. 2464 01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:52,158 It was so good. 2465 01:37:52,450 --> 01:37:53,450 I'm sorry. 2466 01:37:53,576 --> 01:37:54,576 - Ma! 2467 01:37:55,745 --> 01:37:57,622 (dog barking) 2468 01:37:57,914 --> 01:37:59,499 (imitates yelping) 2469 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:01,084 - [Director] Cut! 2470 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:03,169 (laughing) 2471 01:38:03,461 --> 01:38:05,671 - [Max And Reggie] Holy shit! 2472 01:38:06,756 --> 01:38:07,816 - I've just realized I ate the gum 2473 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,440 with the wrapper on it, but that's okay. 2474 01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:11,344 (laughing) 2475 01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:12,905 - [Tom] Dude, commit, you're killin' it. 2476 01:38:12,929 --> 01:38:14,009 - Let's do it, let's do it. 2477 01:38:14,138 --> 01:38:16,099 (exhales) 2478 01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:18,309 - Ma, meatballs! 2479 01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:21,686 - [Director] Cut! 2480 01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:22,771 (laughing) 2481 01:38:22,939 --> 01:38:24,315 - [Hassie] Ma, margaritas! 2482 01:38:24,607 --> 01:38:26,401 - Meatballs, Ma. 2483 01:38:26,692 --> 01:38:30,154 You know, even I couldn't code that shit in time. 2484 01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:32,740 - Not unless we do it together. 2485 01:38:33,032 --> 01:38:34,032 - Together. 2486 01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:35,283 ♪ Together ♪ 2487 01:38:35,451 --> 01:38:38,371 ♪ Wherever we go ♪ 2488 01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:39,663 ♪ You say potato ♪ 2489 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:40,747 ♪ I say potato ♪ 2490 01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:41,873 ♪ You say Chicano ♪ 2491 01:38:41,999 --> 01:38:42,542 ♪ I say Chicano ♪ 2492 01:38:42,834 --> 01:38:43,418 Oh, that's really offensive. 2493 01:38:43,709 --> 01:38:44,709 - Is that racist? 2494 01:38:44,752 --> 01:38:47,046 (laughing) 2495 01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:49,257 - [Director] Cut! 2496 01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:50,925 ♪ Potato potato ♪ 2497 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:52,510 ♪ Chicano Chicano ♪ 2498 01:38:52,802 --> 01:38:54,071 ♪ Let's call the whole thing off ♪ 2499 01:38:54,095 --> 01:38:56,139 (laughing) 2500 01:38:58,683 --> 01:38:59,683 - Oh god. 2501 01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:02,061 We get it! 2502 01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:02,979 It wants to play you! 2503 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:04,355 You're the chosen one! 2504 01:39:04,647 --> 01:39:05,647 We get it! 2505 01:39:07,233 --> 01:39:08,985 - [Tom] Damn straight. 2506 01:39:10,570 --> 01:39:11,237 - [Director] Cut. 2507 01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:12,529 And action. 2508 01:39:13,823 --> 01:39:14,490 - Hey! 2509 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:15,782 Come on, kid. 2510 01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:17,201 They got this. 2511 01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:18,494 They got this, right? 2512 01:39:18,786 --> 01:39:20,997 - Yeah, they got this. 2513 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:22,582 You gotta trust your partner. 2514 01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:24,459 - Oh, you gotta trust your partner? 2515 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,794 (laughing) 2516 01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:29,255 - [Director] Cut. 2517 01:39:31,048 --> 01:39:31,757 - And you should've seen Max. 2518 01:39:32,049 --> 01:39:33,489 Like, he totally sacrificed himself. 2519 01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:34,593 - That was pretty hot. 2520 01:39:34,677 --> 01:39:36,929 - Well, what about Liz rockin' that mage staff? 2521 01:39:37,221 --> 01:39:38,681 And Reggie, dude that ax work... 2522 01:39:38,973 --> 01:39:39,515 Oh, shit! 2523 01:39:39,807 --> 01:39:40,349 (laughing) 2524 01:39:40,641 --> 01:39:41,641 - Oh no! - No! 2525 01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:43,810 - [Director] Cut. 2526 01:39:43,978 --> 01:39:44,687 - So, that's it? 2527 01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:45,521 - [Eugene] Yup. 2528 01:39:45,813 --> 01:39:46,355 - It's over? 2529 01:39:46,647 --> 01:39:47,190 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2530 01:39:47,482 --> 01:39:48,834 - How are we gonna explain this, though? 2531 01:39:48,858 --> 01:39:50,085 - Well, that's the beauty of this. 2532 01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:52,045 When these people wake up, they won't remember a thing. 2533 01:39:52,069 --> 01:39:53,309 - Geno, you know, this whole... 2534 01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:53,946 Holy fuck! 2535 01:39:54,238 --> 01:39:54,780 What just happened? - Oh, shit. 2536 01:39:55,072 --> 01:39:56,508 - Oh my god, it started all over again! 2537 01:39:56,532 --> 01:39:58,493 (laughing) 2538 01:39:58,784 --> 01:40:00,495 - This is like a movie! 2539 01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:04,916 Right? 2540 01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:06,208 Don't you guys see it? 2541 01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:07,853 You know, the friends coming together, 2542 01:40:07,877 --> 01:40:10,546 and best friend thing, and... 2543 01:40:10,838 --> 01:40:12,118 you know, the undiscovered love, 2544 01:40:12,298 --> 01:40:14,675 and he finds it at the end, and... 2545 01:40:14,967 --> 01:40:15,967 the Nether? 2546 01:40:16,177 --> 01:40:17,177 The Nether! 2547 01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:18,679 Right? 2548 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:20,515 The video game store. 2549 01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:22,641 Fighting th... 2550 01:40:22,683 --> 01:40:24,852 You have a glowing sword, for god sakes. 2551 01:40:25,144 --> 01:40:28,314 Who has a glowing sword other than a movie? 2552 01:40:28,606 --> 01:40:30,316 Small budget, not a lotta money. 2553 01:40:30,608 --> 01:40:32,985 I don't know we (bleep) did it. 2554 01:40:33,277 --> 01:40:35,905 (laughing) 2555 01:40:36,197 --> 01:40:40,159 (dramatic electronic music) 2556 01:40:40,451 --> 01:40:43,162 (thunder rumbling) 167443