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This is so fucking surreal.
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh...
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Did this come with the penis crown?
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No, no, no. Give me that.
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I forgot!
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Happy divorce, my dear Eva.
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Yes, thank you.
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For highlighting what a loser I am.
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Thank you.
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Ugh...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I've known Eva since the 5th grade,
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and she's currently putting
her bra on over her towel!
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Are you fucking filming me?
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Do not post that.
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In fact, don't post
anything from tonight.
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You already posted something?!
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You're not in it!
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Show me.
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Mmm.
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You follow Poppy March?
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- Yeah?
- Why?
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'Cause she's famous
and she does cool shit.
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Does my following her offend you?
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I just have this sinking feeling that
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- Derek is fucking her.
- What?!
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Dude, they've been commenting
on each other's posts.
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Like, a lot.
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Okay?
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Never mind.
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It's fine. Show me...
Show me what you posted.
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See? You're not in it.
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Walker Young commented on your photo!
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Click on it, Click on it!
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- Damn.
- Ooh...
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- He still looks good.
- Yeah, he does.
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I think I liked his shaggy hair though.
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- Ooh, like this TBT?
- Yessss!
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Ohhhh!
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Those curls!
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Remember that ridiculous
letter I wrote him?
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Ugh, if you had just given it to him,
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you could have figured out
if you liked him or not.
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Yeah, but sometimes
the dream of something
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is so much better than the...
crushing reality of it.
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Okay, yeah.
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Like the reality that he wants
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- to crush you with his boner?
- Ew!
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He would not even give me a rose on,
like, night one.
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Oh, please!
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He'd be giving you roses until you
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sucked him dry in the fantasy suite.
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Nobody wants to take my divorced
ass to the fantasy suite.
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Your husband hasn't fucked
you in over two years.
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Does that even qualify as divorce?
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I'm really happy you're here
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to minimize what I'm going through.
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It's very special. Thank you.
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Okay! Come on! It is time...
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Hmm...
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Ah, yes!
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Okay...
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Hang on.
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Eva! We've been talking
about this for fucking hours!
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I know! But it's...
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It's kind of a basic bitch move
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to cut bangs when
you're getting a divorce.
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Just give me a second,
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let me go through the
options one more time.
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Okay, that's the one we agreed on.
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That's the one you liked.
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See, that's gonna look so cute on you.
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Yeah... they're... they're cool.
They're just...
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I don't know, are they a lot?
They kinda seem like a lot.
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Are they me? I don't know...
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- I'm just so lost.
- But that's why we're doing this.
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This is gonna re-frame
your whole situation.
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Okay... okay.
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This is what I propose:
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We just start with a
long side-swept bang.
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Okay?
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And then if you don't like it,
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you can just tuck it behind your ears.
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It's barely even a commitment!
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And then if you do like it,
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we can cut from there.
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Okay.
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- Yes!
- I accept your proposal.
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- Okay!
- I am ready for barely a commitment.
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Yeah!
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Does-does my dress look weird?
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What?
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Like it's...
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Yeah, it's all weird and baggy.
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Seems so long now.
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It was up here, wasn't it?
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Uh, no. Your dress looks the same.
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But I did just cut your hair.
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I don't know, do you think maybe
it stretched out when I sat down?
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Is that a thing that could
happen like this much?
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna go
down to the liquor store
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and pick us up another bottle.
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And then, why don't you just...
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why don't you take some time
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to think about your bangs
while I'm gone. Okay?
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Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll stay here and
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try to figure out what the
fuck is up with this dress.
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Yeah. You do that.
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Ugh.
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What the fuck!
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I... ugh.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Wow...
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Okay!
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Ooh, ha!
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Wow.
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Ah.
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Walker?
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Wow. Hey, Eva.
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Damn!
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Summer...
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was good...
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to you.
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What are you doing here?
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I got the letter...
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you left in my locker.
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Oh my God, you read my letter.
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"Every time I see you...
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"I feel like I lose myself...
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and I like it."
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I really dug that.
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Hearts over the "I"s. It was cute.
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It inspired me to write a song.
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It did?
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♪ There's a girl I know ♪
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♪ She left a note in my locker ♪
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♪ She's kinda like my stalker ♪
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♪ But it's cool 'cause I'm Walker ♪
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♪ Ah-oooh ♪
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♪ Every time I see you ♪
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♪ I feel like I lose myself ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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♪ Yeah, I like it ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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Yeah, that's all I have so far but, uh,
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it's pretty close.
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Cool.
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Come here.
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You smell good.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Whatever my mom buys.
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Mmm.
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Um, are you even 18?
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Do you feel like
you've lost yourself yet?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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Well...
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we better fix that.
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Uh, okay. Oh God, I'm sorry.
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I don't know if my letter is exactly...
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accurate.
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Anymore.
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What do you... what do you...
What do you mean?
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Um...
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I didn't really like your song.
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And I'm having a hard
time getting past it.
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Wh-where you going?
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I gotta go to band practice.
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Or whatever.
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What?
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Okay...
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I'm going crazy maybe, maybe...
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I'm-I'm losing my mind.
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Okay. Okay.
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You're okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Oh God.
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Oh God...
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Ah. Oh.
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Ugh.
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Derek?
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What happened to you?
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Oh...
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Are you done with that?
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you in this hotel room?
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I'm not in a hotel room. I'm at home.
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What?
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This is not our... I mean,
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this is not your house!
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Ugh, Eva, what does it matter?
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You are not supposed to be here.
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This is my divorce party
and it is a Derek-free zone!
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You need me to be here.
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What? No, I don't.
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I mean, look at you. It's typical.
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You always need my help
figuring out who you are.
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- No. I don't.
- Yeah.
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You need me so you don't
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have to deal with your own shit.
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No.
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I needed you to fuck me!
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- Or want to fuck me!
- See, you're doing it right now.
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You know, don't even start!
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You are such a fucking child!
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Nice. Nice. Have your little tantrum.
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Oh, well, if I don't have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
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Oh! I hear you. Okay?
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Your low blows are
coming in loud and clear.
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Good!
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Don't laugh at me.
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Don't laugh at me!
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What happened to you?
Are you done with that?
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What?
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We just went through this.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Eva, what does it matter?
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What does it matter?!
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Derek, if you're defying
the laws of physics,
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it fucking matters.
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So seriously, why are you here?
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My guess is to save you from
whoever is doing that to your hair.
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- I did this to my hair!
- Oh.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm...
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here to save you from yourself.
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- Fuck you, Derek.
- Oh...
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I don't need to be saved.
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It's just a joke!
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- Glad I'm just a joke to you.
- Eva.
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Why do you always twist
every goddamn thing I say
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into some evil bullshit so
that you look like a victim,
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and I look like some asshole
who's trying to ruin your life?
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Fuck you! I'm not a victim, okay?
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I'm just going through a lot right now.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're always the only one
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going through any shit.
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You're also the only one who
never does anything to change it.
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Fuck you!
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Wow, this is getting old. Why am I here?
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That's what I keep asking you.
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You need me to be here.
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No, I needed you...
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What happened to you?
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Fuck you! I'm not a victim!
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What happened to you?
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Oh, well, if I don't have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
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And yet, you still do
nothing to change it.
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Don't even start!
You are such a fucking child!
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I'm just going through
a lot right now...
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Yeah, you're always the only one
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going through any shit.
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You're also the only one
who never does anything!
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To change it...
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There. I changed something.
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Are you happy now?
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Oh!
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I am not okay.
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Oh... wow.
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Okay...
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Oh.
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That is a look.
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Fucking bow?
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Okay...
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- They look great, babe.
- Oh my God!
274
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You know what's really scary
275
00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:30,308
is that you don't trust
that you know who you are.
276
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- I know who I am.
- Oh, you do?
277
00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:36,571
Oh! Tell me all about her.
278
00:15:37,141 --> 00:15:38,715
Um, okay.
279
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,004
I...
280
00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,246
I'm a woman. Obviously.
281
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,479
Who is 33, I mean,
282
00:15:45,504 --> 00:15:48,293
34 years old. Um...
283
00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:50,621
I grew up in Seattle.
284
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,894
I like to read.
285
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:58,152
- I don't know. Who the fuck are you?
- It doesn't matter who I am!
286
00:15:58,177 --> 00:15:59,635
All of this.
287
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,618
All of this...
288
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:04,894
mmm, is all about you.
289
00:16:05,816 --> 00:16:07,996
All of this? What do you mean? What...
290
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:10,320
- Did you do this?
- You did this, babe.
291
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,637
But why?
292
00:16:11,662 --> 00:16:14,787
Because, it's time for
us to start this shit over!
293
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:17,478
It is time to level the fuck up.
294
00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:20,011
Right, babe?
295
00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:22,879
Well, I'm already doing that.
296
00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:25,787
Yeah, but you keep telling yourself
297
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:29,347
the same old little stories
over and over again.
298
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:31,715
You 33, 34-year-old woman.
299
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,488
Who likes to what? Read?
300
00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:35,863
I am that.
301
00:16:35,888 --> 00:16:37,054
The fuck do you want from me?
302
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,308
Is that really who you are?!
303
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,375
Or is that just a little
collection of facts?
304
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,894
You need to realize...
305
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,300
your past self...
306
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:49,707
mmm...
307
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:52,524
it is not your present self.
308
00:16:52,549 --> 00:16:54,341
Okay, take it easy, Brené Brown.
309
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,366
Say it.
310
00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:59,220
My past self is not my present self.
311
00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:01,495
I don't believe a word
that you're saying.
312
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,812
Say it.
313
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,304
My past self is not my present self!
314
00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,543
I am waving goodbye to my past self,
315
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,558
as I eagerly take my future form.
316
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,304
I am waving goodbye to my past self,
317
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,313
as I eagerly awake my future form.
318
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:23,547
My best self is ever emerging.
319
00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:26,447
And no one can stop her!
320
00:17:26,472 --> 00:17:28,555
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, you come on!
321
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,610
Babe! You can't stop now!
322
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,676
We're just gettin' started.
323
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,962
My best happiness...
324
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:39,361
does not depend on anybody
else's best happiness.
325
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,313
My best happiness doesn't depend on
326
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,046
anyone else's best happiness.
327
00:17:44,071 --> 00:17:46,883
I am not that girl...
328
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:50,700
who couldn't leave a love
letter in Walker Young's locker.
329
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,696
I am not that girl who couldn't leave
330
00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:55,724
a love letter in Walker Young's locker.
331
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:58,849
But you didn't leave the letter so,
aren't you that girl?
332
00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:00,334
Limitations are perceived and not real
333
00:18:00,358 --> 00:18:01,900
and I am boundless!
334
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:03,927
Hey. Look at me. Say it.
335
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:07,568
Limitations are perceived
and I am boundless?
336
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:10,551
Ohh, I am not the girl
who buried her head
337
00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:12,863
in Derek's metaphorical sand.
338
00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:15,596
Admit it. You miss burying
your head in my sand.
339
00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:17,079
- Derek?
- Forget him, babe.
340
00:18:17,104 --> 00:18:19,010
I'm a competent member
of the team. Say it.
341
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,611
What? What team?!
342
00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,689
My uniqueness, will lift me
343
00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:24,299
from the gutter of mediocrity.
344
00:18:24,324 --> 00:18:25,825
Your uniqueness?
345
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,299
Aren't you just copying her?
346
00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,407
I am now discovering my light
347
00:18:29,432 --> 00:18:31,838
that will illuminate
my path to greatness.
348
00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:34,806
Huh. I think everyone just
saw you as kinda average.
349
00:18:34,831 --> 00:18:37,456
My light burns like a thousand lighters
350
00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:40,502
at a Pearl Jam concert in 1992.
351
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,235
You're never gonna figure yourself out.
352
00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:48,931
I wanna rock out with my cock out,
353
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,013
for the rest of eternity.
354
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,537
Who are you without me?
355
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,135
No, no. Don't look at him.
356
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,971
Hey! Look at me.
357
00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:30,920
Oh! I'm sorry that took so long.
358
00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,275
You will not believe what
just happened out there.
359
00:19:34,584 --> 00:19:36,002
Oh...
360
00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:38,603
Are you okay?
361
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,063
Eva...
362
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:50,978
Will you accept this rose?
363
00:19:51,138 --> 00:19:53,978
We don't have to...
stay in a fantasy suite.
364
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,169
We could see where
the night takes us, hmm?
365
00:19:57,303 --> 00:19:58,646
Eva?
366
00:20:00,984 --> 00:20:02,689
Oh, honey!
367
00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:05,518
What happened?
368
00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:08,689
I didn't mean to
pressure you to cut bangs.
369
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:11,010
I hope you didn't do this because of me.
370
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,554
No...
371
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,579
It was not your fault.
372
00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:16,212
I just wanted you to feel like
the best version of yourself.
373
00:20:16,237 --> 00:20:17,446
I know.
374
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,193
Oh...
375
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,533
I just feel like I have to have
376
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,377
everything figured out right now.
377
00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:30,610
And it's too much.
378
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:38,058
You know it doesn't have to
happen all at once, right?
379
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,358
But I don't even know where to start.
380
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,969
Ah, fuck...
381
00:20:47,302 --> 00:20:49,627
Look at me, I'm a fucking mess!
382
00:20:49,652 --> 00:20:52,056
You have to be gentle with yourself.
383
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:55,822
Starting over isn't easy for anyone.
384
00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,564
Tsk, ah...
385
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,260
You're like a little baby.
386
00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:15,150
You're like a brand new little baby.
387
00:21:22,878 --> 00:21:24,400
Little baby.
388
00:21:28,764 --> 00:21:30,447
Oh God...
389
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,205
I know...
390
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,127
What?
391
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,302
Shave me.
392
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:05,565
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393
00:23:04,857 --> 00:23:06,444
Dad!
394
00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:09,607
What's going on?
395
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,272
Did you hear that?
396
00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:16,333
You heard that?
397
00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:18,685
What is this, like some kinda sitcom?
398
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,115
I can't get out the door.
399
00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,755
I hear laughing voices.
400
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,304
No more laughing!
401
00:23:23,329 --> 00:23:24,489
Aww.
402
00:23:33,891 --> 00:23:35,982
Jenée LaMarque brought us
the concept of "Bangs."
403
00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:37,802
She said, "I wanna make
a feminist version
404
00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,555
of A Christmas Carol where
a woman keeps cutting
405
00:23:39,579 --> 00:23:41,060
her bangs and changing personas."
406
00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:43,083
We could see where the night takes us.
407
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,677
I immediately knew we were
gonna make it off of that pitch.
408
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,394
I had this sentence
409
00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:50,794
float through my head one day,
410
00:23:50,819 --> 00:23:51,880
"You become a different girl
411
00:23:51,904 --> 00:23:54,482
with every millimeter of bang you cut."
412
00:23:55,819 --> 00:23:57,639
And then I remember she said,
"And it'll be great,
413
00:23:57,663 --> 00:23:59,598
because like the scissors will
have this great sound effect
414
00:23:59,622 --> 00:24:01,380
that just goes, 'Shing!'"
415
00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:05,216
And I was like,
"All right, just go do it."
416
00:24:06,123 --> 00:24:08,248
Each time she cuts her bangs,
417
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:10,341
she's visited by a ghost of her past...
418
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,911
Are you even eighteen?
419
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,927
her present, or future.
420
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,036
They look great, babe.
421
00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:16,061
Oh my god!
422
00:24:16,086 --> 00:24:18,990
Each actor brought
a completely different vibe.
423
00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:20,396
What are you doing here?
424
00:24:20,421 --> 00:24:23,122
To save you from whoever
is doing that to your hair.
425
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,458
The room is decorated
like a bachelorette party.
426
00:24:26,483 --> 00:24:29,066
There's giant inflated
penises everywhere.
427
00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:32,634
Those penises just kept sneaking
their way into every shot.
428
00:24:32,659 --> 00:24:34,771
They were over the
shoulder of every shot.
429
00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:36,591
This is so fucking surreal.
430
00:24:36,905 --> 00:24:39,596
I feel like Melissa Fumero
really grounded it
431
00:24:39,621 --> 00:24:42,412
with how naturally funny
and relatable she is.
432
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:43,979
What kind of shampoo do you use?
433
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,716
Whatever my mom buys.
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