All language subtitles for Lab.Rats.S04E04

Guys,
guess what I found.

Where did you
get a dog?

And please do not say
from a guy

with sunglasses
and a cane.

No.

He started sniffing me
when I got on the hydraloop,

then he went crazy
and wouldn't leave me alone.

And did you by any chance
have meat in your pockets?

No!

Wait, is salami a meat?

He can't stay.

Whoa. Did you see that?

You said stay,
and he did.

He's a genius.

Otis?!

- [whistles]
- [whimpers]

Oh, that's my dog.

He was a stray I took in
and nursed back to health

back when Krane and I
bought our first
evil lair together.

Actually, it was more
of an evil townhouse.

How were we ever
afraid of you?

This guy got me through
some pretty rough times.

Well, it's nice to hear

that you had
someone to comfort you

while you were
plotting to kill us.

I think Otis ran away
because Krane terrified him.

He must've been
searching for me forever.

I bet he smelled
my scent on Adam,

and followed him
back here.

Are you sure
it's the same dog?

Absolutely.
Watch this.

Otis, sit.

- Look left.
- Look right.

- Speak.
- [barks]

Whoa. I can't even
do all that.

I'll tell you
another little secret.

Otis has
super strength.

Wait.

You gave bionics
to an animal?

He was injured,
and I did it
to save his life.

I'm glad you saved him,
but I can't believe

you wasted bionics
on a dog.

I wouldn't say wasted.

Do your thing, Otis.

Whoa! Cool.

I thought I was gonna
have to train him to do that.

The world's first
bionic superhumans...

they're stronger than us,

faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

living on a bionic island.

[sneezes]

Chase, could you
keep it down?

Otis and I
are playing cards.

All right,
what do ya got?

Another ace?

You're a lot better
than the other dogs

I play with.

Adam, that fur factory
is making me sneeze.

You have got to
get rid of him.

Stop right there.

Otis is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

Oh, really?

Better than being
a bionic superhuman,

and going on
life-saving missions?

Mm-hmm. He lets me
rub his belly.

What's up, Otis?

[sneezes]

Is he still
making you sneeze?

Yes. I must be
allergic to him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How do you know
he's not allergic to you?

- Adam.
- Okay. Chill out.

I know just the thing
that'll make you feel better.

Hit it, Otis.

[playing up-tempo tune]

Not his best.

He's much better
on guitar.

Adam, I know
you love Otis,

I do, too.

But Chase can't
live like this.

Fine. I have a solution.

- Chase lives in a bubble.
- I'm not living in a bubble.

You're right. It'll be
much easier if you
just leave the island.

Thank you for your service,
and good luck.

No, no.

He's right.
Chase was here first,

so Otis has to go.

Oh, thank you so much
for choosing me
over a dog.

Well, it wasn't easy.

How could you
just cave like that?

Relax. We're not
gettin' rid of Otis.

Oh, I get it.

So we're taking Chase
to the pound.

No, we're gonna hide Otis.

Right. Then we take
Chase to the pound.

So bottom line,
sweetie pie,

I really am the glue that binds
this bionic team together.

[girl] Leo, I love it when
you talk about you.

And I love that you love
when I talk about me.

I could talk to you
all day, Leo.

So glad you're my lady.

Who you talking to, Leo?

Mr. Davenport.

That sounded like
a girl.

I think we can both
agree that is one
of his many faults.

Leo.

Okay.

It's this new girl
I've been talking to.

Wow. I never knew you
were such a ladies' man.

I've been trying
to tell you.

- Hey, Leo.
- Yes, beautiful.

My battery's
at four percent.

Could you put me
on the charger?

Wait. The girl that
you've been talking to

is your phone?

No.

What makes you
say that?

Shelly, stop vibrating.
I'll charge you later.

Okay. Shelly's
my new smartphone assistant.

It started off as
a few meaningless reminders.

Leo, don't forget your wallet.
Leo, brush your teeth.

Leo, the bus is here
to take you to wacky town.

But she learned
all my habits.

Now she knows me
better than anyone.

Shelly gets me,
and for 39.99 a month,

she's gonna continue
to get me.

Look, I don't know
what's sadder--

the fact that you're
dating your phone,

or that I think
your phone can do better.

Otis, Chase is coming.
Hide.

I can still
see you.

Adam, are you
reading a book?

No, I'm pretending
to read a book.

Oh, why am I still
sneezing?

Because you refuse
to live in a bubble.

Pretty smooth, huh?

Come on, Otis.

I think it's time for you
to teach me that chess game

you're always
talking about.

Aha!

I knew it.

My allergies are worse
than ever.

- You kept Otis.
- What? No.
That's not Otis.

Stand, Otis.

This... is
our long-lost cousin...

Bolgia...

From the old country,
where shaving is illegal.

Adam, that's a dog
in a blanket.

Look, I know she's not
the most attractive woman,

but she's family.

[beeping]

Oh, no. There's been
an accident

- in the explosives area.
- Let's go.

Come on, Bolgia.

Let's show Chase that trick
where you run like a dog.

Check it out, Shelly.

I borrowed
someone else's phone

so I could get a selfie
of both of us.

Oh, that was
so thoughtful.

Perfect. Now let's get one of me
whispering in your ear.

- Leo.
- This is normal;
I'm not ashamed.

Okay, this has gone on
long enough.

You're inside all day,
you've stopped bathing,

and every time I try
to call you, it goes
straight to voicemail.

[Shelly giggling]
That's 'cause I blocked
your calls.

That's naughty.

That's it. You have got
to break up with that machine.

Are you crazy?!

She can hear you.

She is right
in my hand.

Am I crazy?

You're in love
with a phone.

- You love me?
- We'll talk later.

This isn't healthy.

Sure, it's just a bunch of
conversations right now,
but then what?

You gonna go
take her out for
a big night on the town?

She does know
all the best places,

and the quickest ways
to get there.

[sighs]
Leo, aside from me,

when was the last time
you interacted with
a real person?

For your information,

I've talked to
a lot of real people.

The lady I bought
Shelly's case from,

the guy who set up
Shelly's calling plan,

the dude from tech support
who... okay, this is bad.

I need help.

Douglas!

- What happened?
- I don't know.

I was in here
doing inventory,

and when I turned
the corner,

I tripped on something
and everything fell.

Well, we know one thing.

This was no accident.

Someone strung
a trip wire.

Right. And it was
stretched from here
to here, which means

it had to have been
someone with at least
12-foot arms.

Someone rigged that wire
to the explosives.

If it had worked,
the whole place
would've blown,

with you in it.

Otis, sniff.

Okay. Go get
the bad guy.

Oh. I knew it.

It was you!

I live here.

Why would I want to
blow this place up?

Don't ask me to explain
the motives of a mad man.

Let me measure your arms.

Got a tape measure?

Bang, bang.

I checked every inch
of the explosives area.

I still can't figure out
who set that trap.

Oh, please,
end the charade,
you demented genius.

I'm gonna go scan
the security footage

to see who's responsible.

And would somebody please
get that dog off the island.

All right, Adam.

The jig is up.

I have to take Otis
back to the mainland.

Oh, fine.

[whimpers]

Oh, wait, he wants
to say good-bye.

I know, buddy.

I'm gonna miss you, too.

I'll think of you every time
I drag my butt across the rug.

What are you doing?

That is disgusting.

And why do I think
Otis' tongue is cleaner
than yours?

Ah, great.
He's loose.

Come on, we have to
go get him.

What are you doing?!

I don't know.
I can't stop.

But your pants taste
surprisingly good.

It's like you ran through
a field of bacon.

[laughing on computer]

Oh, Laughy Cat,
that is not the litter box.

[Shelly] Leo, where are you?

You off somewhere with
that cheap tablet again?

Say good-bye, Shelly.

What have you
done to Leo?

I'm calling the police
and just so you know,

I'm a phone,
so I can.

Do it!

Changing
existing settings.

[man's voice with
British accent]
Hey there, my name's Liam.

What's your name?

What?

I must've hit
the wrong button.

Or the right one.

Who am I speaking to,
love?

I must know the name
that goes along with

such a heavenly voice.

You like my voice?

Of course I do.

I like everything
about you.

Oh. Well,
if you must know,

my name's Bree.

Ah, Bree.

A beautiful name.

The creative warrior.

Irish origins.

A Celtic spirit
running wild.

Really?
Well, I do like to run.

I've been all over
the academy,

and I can't find Otis
anywhere.

And this one, I can't
get rid of.

Hey, cut it out!

I'm trying,
but I can't.

- Ooh, I heard a cat.
- Get down.

I found out what happened
in the explosives area. Look.

Yeah. Otis was the one
who tried to take you out.

That's impossible.

We've always been
best friends.

[growling]

Red means love, right?

I better scan his chip
to see what's going on.

He's got super strength,
heat vision,

and an override app?

Why would you give Otis
an override app?

I didn't. Why would
a dog need...

Wait a minute.

It must've been Krane.

After I turned on him,
I bet he reprogrammed
Otis' chip

and gave him a mission--
find me and take me out.

And now, he's
controlling Adam
to help him do it,

which is why he's
acting like a dog.

[growling]

Adam, stop.

You have to fight it.

Can't you just use
your override app on him?

No, I can't override
an override app,

guy who built me.

Okay, you are
a bad dog.

Oh, come on, how could I not
get a treat for that?

Ooh, I know.
Throw harder.

Otis, please don't
make me use this.

Okay.

Please don't make me
use these.

I got an idea. Run!

Run? That's your idea,
smartest guy in the world?

Just go.

Who wants the stick?
Who wants the stick?

Otis. Adam.

Look what I got.

Oh, it's a ball.

You want the ball?
You want the ball?

Yes, I do, I do, I do.
I want the ball,
I want the ball.

- Give me the ball,
give me the ball.
- Go and get the ball.

Come on, Otis.

You know you want it.

Who's a good doggie?
Go get the ball.

Fine. Um... ahem.

You stay here,
I'll go get the ball.

[Liam laughing]

Oh, Liam, it is so nice
to finally meet a guy

who I can just shut off
and put in a drawer

when I'm done with him.

Okay, Bree,
I've learned my lesson.

I'm completely
over Shelly.

And to prove it,
I'm gonna return my phone.

Now, where's my little
Shelly-belly sweetheart?

Uh, you can't
have your phone,

because I don't even
know where it is.

- I lost it.
- [Liam] I'm right
here, buttercup.

Buttercup?
Who's that?

Uh, no one.

No one?
[muffled speaking]

Care to explain those sounds
coming from down below?

If I say it's gas,
will you leave me alone?

- Give me that phone.
- No! Leo, I can't.

You know I've always
been a sucker
for British accents.

He calls me his lass.

What can I say?

Liam completes me.

Liam?

You turned my Shelly
into a dude?

- Give it back.
- No!

Face it, Leo,
Shelly's dead,

and she's never
coming back.

[shrieking]

[ferocious barking]

How did you get
this much saliva on it?

That's not saliva.

If you can find a way
to distract Otis,

I can use the chip
extractor on him.

How? I've tried
everything.

Balls, toys,
bones.

You have bones?

Everything a dog likes,

but they only work
on Adam.

Wait. Otis was always
crazy about peanut butter.

I'm on it.

Come on, Otis.

I saved your life.

I love you, man.

You don't wanna hurt me.

Or maybe you do.

I got it.

Hey, Otis,
look what I got.

Look, Otis.

Peanut butter.
It's your favorite.

It's not working.

We have to think bigger.
Much bigger.

Oh, Otis.

I'm extra chunky.

My legs are sticking,
my legs are sticking!

Good idea with the net,
Chase.

- Thanks. Mr. Davenport--
- Yeah, no one cares.

Got his chip.

Oh, yeah,
Otis is back.

Hey, boy.

I'm exhausted.

What's that smell?

Ooh, peanut butter.

Adam, stop.

Don't blame me.
It's the dog.

But I removed
his chip.

Okay, it's me.

So you found Otis
a good home?

Yeah, big yard, kids,
nice family.

The Kranes.

No relation.

All right, Otis,
this is good-bye.

You'll always be
in my heart.

After eating all that grass,
so will those worms.

[Bree]
Give me back that phone.

Don't worry, Shelly,
I've got you.

Don't listen
to him, Liam.

- I'll save you.
- [both struggling]

You can have it.

No, I'm good.