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DAVID: Meg, for the last time,
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if you don't thinkLed Zeppelin
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is the greatest rock band
of all time,
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then on some fundamental level,
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you don't understand
what rock music even is.
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I'm fine with that.
Rock music is for dads.
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DAVID: It's one of
the best musical genres
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‐of all time.
‐JOHN: Uh, nope.
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That's why they call it
rock music‐‐because it rocks.
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Whatever,
genres are for dads.
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This is breaking my heart,
'cause I'm a smart guy,
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and you should
take my opinions seriously.
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(hip‐hop music)
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Sorry, can't hear you!
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(indistinct singing)
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What the fuck is
this music right now,
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‐this mumbling shit?
‐ It's Lil Blurp's new mixtape.
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Ugh, you know, this sounds
like an upset stomach
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somehow fucking a headache,
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and I don't like
how it makes me feel.
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So?
Feelings are for dads.
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Oh, my God, will you shut up
for one second about dads?
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‐(phone rings)
‐JOHN: No, thanks.
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‐Is that your dad?
‐Uh, no comment.
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Ooh, Meg, is this
a first pressing
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of Swordfish Trombones?
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John, you should put down
that dumb record
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and call your dad.
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It's Sunday, man.
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Yes, and I deserve one Sunday
where I'm not held hostage
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to my dad's go‐nowhere stories.
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Ooh, what's wrong
with his dad?
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There's nothing with his dad!
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Mr. Hunchman is the greatest
guy who ever lived.
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He's always like,
"Oh, son, do I have
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"an interesting story
to share with you.
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"Today I bought
a beige washcloth
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and I used my Visa card
to purchase it."
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Ugh, I find that impression
to be unnervingly accurate.
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You should talk to your dad.
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All dads are sad.
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Ah, see?
The dad expert hath spoken.
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‐Uhh...
‐Heed her words of wisdom.
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Fine, I'll talk to my dad.
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‐(sighs)
‐(phone beeps)
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‐Hey, Dad.
‐HUNCHMAN: Hey, bud.
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I was worried you lost
your phone again.
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Uh‐huh, let's hear
your interesting news.
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So you remember how
I told you last month
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I was thinking about
driving out to Pittsboro
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to check out
Dan Henry's new office?
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Yes?
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HUNCHMAN: I went to see Dan,
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who you rememberstarted working for me
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back when he was 24and now, as you know‐‐
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He's got your old job.
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Yes, sir.
He got my old job,
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but not my old office!
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John, his new office
is something else.
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They got a whiteboard
in the conference room
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that isn't even a whiteboard!
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It's just a piece of glass,
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and, son, it's networked.
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‐Okay, and?
‐So if you write on it
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in Pittsboro, they could
see it at the same time
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at the main branch
in Charlotte!
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I mean, wowie McGowie!
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Okay.
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But there was something else
I wanted to tell you.
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(bell chimes)
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Well, that was a very long walk
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to a surprising destination.
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Dude, look, this is insane.
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This is Lil Blurp's Instagram
from yesterday.
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"Shout‐out to my fans,
my brands,
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‐and, most of all..."
‐JOHN: Mm‐hmm.
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"This homie right here," and
guess who he's standing with.
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JOHN: Uh, let me guess.
My dad?
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Wait, your dad
knows Lil Blurp?
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I mean, what is happening
right now?
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Well, David,
as I've just learned,
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my dad is apparently Dicktown's
biggest mumble rap mogul.
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Dear Lord, we thank you
for this blessing
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and this miracle.
This is so awesome!
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What's more, he was
calling with a case for us.
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And, Lord, P. S.,
just when I thought
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this couldn't get
more wonderful,
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you bless us with the fact
that we are about to become
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rap detectives, John?
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Huh, I guess
that's right, David.
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We are now rap detectives.
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(dramatic music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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HUNCHMAN: Believe me, fellas,
I never thought
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I'd get into
the mumble rap business.
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Oh, really,
you didn't predict this?
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To be honest,
retirement was kind of dull,
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and, as you both know,
I crave excitement.
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That's when Dan Henry
told me about
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a young songwriter
who needed help.
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Mr. Hunchman, what's up, bruh?
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What's crack‐a‐lackin',
Perky?
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I'm so into this.
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Uh‐huh.
Let's just keep walking.
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Now here I am,
producing a rap music video
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in an abandoned shopping mall.
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Who says there are no second
acts in American lives?
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‐Fitzgerald.
‐Batman.
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What?
No, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Well, as Lil Blurp
might say,
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Papa Zany, haters
get wetted by my nine.
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(hip‐hop music)
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Here we are.
Now we need to be quiet.
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‐BOTH: Whoa.
‐(mumble rapping)
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DAVID: Oh‐em‐God.
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Welcome to show biz, fellas.
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(mimics blaring airhorn)
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♪♪ Nah, just give me paper ♪♪
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♪♪ I just want the paper ♪♪
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(indistinct rapping)
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Wowie McGowie,
this is bad.
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(indistinct rapping)
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♪♪ Hey, Papa Zany ♪♪
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♪♪ Haters get wettedby my nine ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Papa Zany ♪♪
‐Oh, my God, Dad.
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JOHN: How much money did
you invest in this project?
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$200,000.
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Oh, no.
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And what, I suppose
you want me to try
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to get the money back
for you somehow?
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No, I made that money back
in a week
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once we monetized
Lil Blurp's YouTube channel,
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which is amazing,
considering he dropped out of
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Smallmouth Poly Prep
just five months ago.
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‐I can't hear you‐‐what?
‐He dropped out of
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‐Smallmouth Poly Prep‐‐
‐RIZ: Cut!
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Who's fucking up
my shoot, yo?
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Oh, yeesh, I'm sorry, Riz.
My bad.
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Boys, this is
Ryan "Riz" McClorkle.
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‐He's our director.
‐I'm on my grind,
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tryin' to make
Lil Blurp blow up,
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so if you gonna keep talking,
you gotta take it outside
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or just shut the fuck up.
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Hey, that's‐‐that's my dad.
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Yo, Riz.
Hold these.
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No one disrespects Mr. Hunchman
like that, you hear me?
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‐Yeah.
‐He's the bank.
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‐Okay.
‐He pays you!
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‐Yeah.
‐So just on the professional,
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‐you let him by.
‐Sorry, Blurp.
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But more than that,
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he's that white dad
I never had.
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Straight up father figure.
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Shout‐out to Mr. Hunchman!
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(laughs)
It's all love.
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Aw, you sounded magnificent
up there, Blurp.
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‐Mm, did he?
‐Yo!
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Inspector John,
the lonely detective!
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‐You gonna help us?
‐Uh, actually I don't know
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why I'm here, Dad.
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This is why I called you, bud.
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There's been
an incident on set.
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Do y'all fuck with Lil Dronk?
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I don't think we do.
David?
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‐Not to my knowledge.
‐Hmm.
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LIL BLURP: He a rainbowdreadlock no‐talent bitch.
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We see Little Dronk
as a competitor
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in the mumble rap sector.
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LIL BLURP: Lil Dronkshot a video with a lion.
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He walkin' around
with a damn lion.
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‐Uh‐huh.
‐So I gotta up the game
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‐for my video.
‐Oh.
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So guess what I got.
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Ten omelets!
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I'm sorry.
Omelets?
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Blurp, we've been over this.
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They're called ocelots.
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(gasps)
You have ten ocelots here?
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LIL BLURP: Yeah!Ocelots be like mini tigers.
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We got 'em from
some animal rescue.
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Rhode Island or some shit?
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It was right over the border
in South Carolina.
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Right, I thought
that was Rhode Island,
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but it was
South Carolina.
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HUNCHMAN: Marinello Sisters
Big Cat Rescue.
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People get them as pets,
but they too wild,
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so they abandon them.
It's sad.
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It is sad, Blurp.
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You two really get along,
don't you?
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So, it's finna be your boy,
space hallway stuntin'
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with ten little homies
like we at Harris Teeter,
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also Tokyo Drift, sheezer.
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But this morning?
They boosted, nah mean?
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(laughs)
No.
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All right,
let me figure this out.
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You rented ten ocelots
to put in a shopping cart.
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That's the Harris Teeter
reference.
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(bell dings)
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And push across
that sky bridge‐‐
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‐space hallway‐‐
‐(bell chimes)
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in slow motion‐‐
"Tokyo Drift."
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‐(bell chimes)
‐But they've been stolen.
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‐And you want us to find them.
‐(bell chimes rapidly)
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Oh, ho, ho, you a don,
Detective John!
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‐Does that rhyme?
‐Putting that together was
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honestly the best detective
work I've ever done in my life.
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Can you help us, son?
Please.
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This video is a crucial step
for Little Blurp.
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(sighs)
Fine, Dad.
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Take us to the scene
of the crime.
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DAVID: Okay,here's what we know.
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At 7:00 a. m., the ocelotswere locked up
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under the care ofDaisy Marinello
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of Marinello SistersAnimal Rescue.
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After a crew breakfast
that was around 8:15,
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Daisy says she feels "sleepy."
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She disappears,
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and next thing you know,
all the ocelots are gone.
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Oh, my God,
this is terrible.
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I mean, it's really shameful.
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It's not that bad.
It's just ocelots.
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No, no, this, I'm watching
this Lil Dronk video.
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DAVID: Oh.
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JOHN: I mean,
it's an insult to rap music.
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What happened to lyrics?
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‐To craftsmanship?
‐Yeah, I know.
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I know, nobody under the age
of 30 can rap for shit.
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‐Come at me, teenagers.
‐JOHN: I just don't get it.
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I know that after my mom died,
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Dad and I didn't
have much in common,
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but I didn't expect him to
replace me with a secret son,
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especially not one
with the words
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"fuck life, eat pie"
tattooed on his tongue.
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I understand.
It's heavy and it's weird,
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but look on
the bright side.
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A rapper is paying us money
to hunt ocelots
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in the very same mall
where I once got busted
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for shoplifting
KRS‐One cassettes.
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You know what?
That was a good pep talk.
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‐Yeah, I know.
‐Okay, let's do this.
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Ocelots‐‐highly solitary,
natural climbers...
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If my guess is right‐‐
and it is‐‐they went up
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that open air duct shaft
and split up.
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DAVID: (laughs)
Are we going up in an air duct?
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‐Yes.
‐Hell yes.
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Ocelot hunting montage?
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Bring that beat back!
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(funky music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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LIL BLURP: Yo, that's amazing!
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But I only count
nine omelets.
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Well, that's why I
brought you here, Lil Blurp.
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Because, unlike most cats,
ocelots are gifted swimmers.
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Thank you for
finding my babies!
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I still don't know
why I passed out.
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Well, let me guess, Daisy.
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Was your breakfast smoothie
strangely sweet this morning?
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Yes!
How did you know?
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I didn't just come here to
stuff pillowcases with ocelots.
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I came here to solve a mystery.
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Someone wanted you
out of the way
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and those ocelots gone,
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because someone wanted
this video to fail.
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Oh, for Pete's sake!
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Lil Blurp, before David and I
went on our "lil safari,"
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I did some research
into the work
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of your rival,
Lil Dronk.
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Do you happen to know
who directed
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that video of him
with the lion?
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I do not happen to know.
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Well, I checked the credits.
It's Riz.
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‐He's also Lil Dronk's manager.
‐(all gasping)
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What?
Riz works for Lil Dronk?
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JOHN: And, Daisy,
your breakfast smoothie
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was actually Lean,
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a potent mix of codeine,
promethazine, and candy.
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What?
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You said it was
flaxseed and kale!
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Riz drugged you,
so he could release the ocelots
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and sabotage the video.
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Yo, Riz,
what's your problem?
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My problem is you should've
hired me as your manager,
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not this old‐ass,
khaki‐wearing motherfucker.
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Hey, watch it, sir.
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At least Mr. Hunchman
act his age.
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You 35 years old!
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Wear a necktie, damn.
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You tell him, son.
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I‐I mean, Blurp.
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Fuck all y'all.
I'm out.
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RIZ: Peace!
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Deploy the ocelots.
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‐Go, go, go, my babies!
‐(ocelots snarling)
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‐Feast!
‐RIZ: Ah, oh!
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Ooh, that is not gonna end well
for Rizzy Fannypack Face.
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‐Mm, they are bloodthirsty.
‐(ocelots growling)
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Mr. H, will you direct
the rest of the video?
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(gasps)
Yes...
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if you do it my way.
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LIL BLURP: ♪♪ Hey, Papa Zany ♪♪
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DAVID: I gotta say, Mr. H,
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‐this is an epic shot.
‐Thanks, David.
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I was always a fan of
Busby Berkeley.
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Say, Dad, I think
I solved another mystery today.
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What's that, son?
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No, no, turn around.
Look at the monitor.
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This is‐‐
this is going to be emotional.
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‐Okay.
‐I get it.
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You see Lil Blurp as a son
because he needs you,
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and, even though
you're my dad
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and I love you,
technically,
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I never really needed you.
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HUNCHMAN: The young man
has tattoos on his face
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and drinks God‐knows‐what
to avoid reality.
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I just want him to be okay.
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I hope that doesn't hurt you.
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No, it's...fine, actually,
now that I understand.
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MEG: Excuse me,
Mr. Hunchman?
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My name's Meg.
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‐Could I get a selfie with you?
‐Sure.
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(quietly)
What's a "selfie"?
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(vaudeville music)
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