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[birds chirping]
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[Jay] Dylan, let's go.
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Hit some balls. Show Mr. Danny
what you been working on.
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Oh-oh.
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-That-- That sometimes counts as one.
-One!
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[Dylan] But it doesn't right now.
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[Danny] Don't swing so hard.
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-[Jay] There we go.
-There you go!
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Yeah!
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[Jay] Daddy's turn.
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[Danny] Beautiful.
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But it's in the bunker.
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You should try again.
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That wasn't bad.
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Try it again.
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[Dylan] Wait! No, no!
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Oh!
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That's trash.
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-Really?
-Yeah, that's trash.
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You're crossing out some rules here.
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Number one: Never wear messy jeans.
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-These--
-Number two: Tuck your shirt in.
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-These--
-Number three:
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Don't have your hair like that.
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Can I ask you something?
Did I do anything right?
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No.
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-[phone rings]
-Uh-oh.
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Hey!
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-Babe!
-What's goin' on?
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I'm... l heard from the school.
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I'm calling to see if you have Dylan.
What's happening? Where are you?
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I-I don't have Dylan.
I'm here playing golf with Danny.
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I'm tuning my game up
before the tournament.
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Is he in the car with you?
Is that who's driving?
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Uh, no. No, he's in the...
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Hey, Mom!
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What's he doing?
It's the middle of a school day.
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Jay, are you kidding me ?
Dylan, are you driving?
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-Yeah.
-No.
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He's not legal. He's seven!
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I'm getting another call.
Gotta go.
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[cackles]
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[Jay] We're going to get in big trouble.
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-[Dylan] You really need to book a hotel.
-Oh, boy.
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♪ I been running from the law ♪
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♪ Look at them flashin' lights ♪
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♪ I been running from the law ♪
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♪ Running ♪
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♪ From the law ♪
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Shh.
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[whispering] Listen.
Go put your clubs down, okay?
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I'm gonna shut the door.
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-Don't-- Dylan, look at me.
-[Allison] Hello!
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Busted.
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[Allison] Babe? Dylan?
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I hear you.
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My mom is Miss Queen of the House.
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-She lays down the rules.
-She doesn't want us to break them.
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Our dad lets us stay up late.
He lets us watch TV.
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Our dad doesn't really have
that many rules,
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except for not to annoy him.
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[Dylan] Hello.
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[Allison] Hi, baby.
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Dylan, what have you been doing today?
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Daddy was the one fibbing.
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He picked me up from school.
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Bud, you got to stay in school.
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-You can't get behind.
-I mean it was in the afternoon.
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You know what I'm saying.
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All right, Dylan,
I need you to go take a shower.
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-It's late.
-Bye-bye, guys.
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-Thank you, Dylan.
-Bye-bye.
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Really neat to hang out with you.
I've been trying to bond.
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I wanted to take him out
for a father-and-son afternoon.
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So we went and we played
a couple of holes.
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Nothing wrong with taking him
out of school,
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'cause the kid's in third grade.
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-He's actually in first.
-Well, whatever he's in.
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He's in one of the younger grades
and they don't learn much
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in the younger grades.
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He was in school half a day.
Got him out at lunch time.
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-That's great.
-The guys are coming in this weekend.
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D.B's coming in. Jonathan's gonna be here.
Rob Riggle's gonna be here.
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I know, but every time
you get around these guys
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you act like you're in the first grade.
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Name one time
when we ever got outta hand.
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We do not have enough time for me
to get started with those stories,
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and there are books of them.
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I've got a group of guys
that have been friends for a long time.
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When we're in the same city,
which is very rare,
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we like to hang out.
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We do get a little loose and cut up some.
No harm.
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-A small ounce of self-control--
-[Dylan] You're gonna get drunk!
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See? Even Dylan knows.
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We don't just drink
when all of us are together.
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What do you do then?
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We... We talk about serious things,
about emotions and feelings.
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-Of course you do.
-Well, we're artistic people
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-and we have feelings.
-Right.
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I've got my meeting this weekend
so all those people cannot come over here
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-because I have everybody coming.
-What meeting are you talking about?
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Our pageant meeting.
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-The pageant?
-Yeah.
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We just got past the pageant
a couple of months ago,
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and now you're already
on everybody's asses
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to get back together
and start planning again.
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We have 255 days until the next one.
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255? Do you hear yourself?
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Give them a bit of a breather.
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Not only was I a state title holder,
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but my mom and I
direct the pageant now,
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so it does require a lot of our time.
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The pageant is the other man in her life.
They're a match made in heaven.
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Babe.
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I'm trying to get things done.
I'm organized.
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I have to keep everything on the tracks.
There are people involved,
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things have to happen
and I'm the one that has to facilitate it.
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I love you so much,
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but this is part of the issue of you
being wound so tight all the time.
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Have you not learned by now
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that all of your planning
drives people a little nuts?
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-What are you talking about?
-What am--?
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Camping, birthday party, Thanksgiving.
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All of those events were huge successes,
thank you very much.
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So maybe you're forgetting that they were
because someone planned everything.
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Please go take a shower.
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I need to make sure Dylan's had a shower…
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-Look at you.
-...Madeline's finished her homework,
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and since you got Dylan out of school,
you can do his homework with him.
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You're a third world country dictator...
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-[laughs]
-...is what you are.
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That's what you are.
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I'm doing it looking great.
I'll take that as a compliment.
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It's not.
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You can take it however you want,
but it's not.
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[snickers]
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[instrumental music playing]
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-[Miss Jane] Allison?
-Hello!
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-Hi!
-[Chris, Miss Jane] Hello.
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-What's going on, everybody?
-I've got Chris carrying my shoes.
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I'm so glad. I'm happy to hear it.
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-I've got Mickey carrying...
-Ooh! Hi, doll.
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....all kinds of treats.
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-We want him to come...
-Looks good.
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...before us so we can have munchies.
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That's what I told him. I said,
"Get yourself in here,
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so we can get it all set up here."
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Is it too early for vodka?
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Surely it's five o'clock somewhere.
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-We can justify it, right?
-[Miss Jane] Thank you.
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Chris has been involved
in pageants with us for 20 years.
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I appreciate that he genuinely
loves hanging out with my mom.
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They have a great relationship.
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He's sweet to her. He's good to her.
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Takes real talent, right there.
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[Amy] Hello, Allie?
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Hi! Well, look at you! Early bird.
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-Sit over here between the blues.
-Was I supposed to prepare something?
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Look at all this.
What-- What in the hell are we doing here
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-80 months before the pageant?
-[Miss Jane] We're not--
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We're not gonna talk about the pageant.
I'm over the pageant.
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Time out, guys.
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We should just go on
and tell her what we're doing here today.
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I... I have an agenda already planned
for us.
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[Amy] That's great.
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But what you don't understand is
that this... is an intervention.
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I've been trying to back away,
to try to, like, I don't know,
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set some boundaries?
Maybe think about something other than
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-your pageant.
-I'm trying to get it organized
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so when everything gets really crazy,
we'll already have these things done,
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'cause once we get to June,
everybody's gonna go,
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"Okay, where's this?
Where is that? Do you have this?"
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I love you, but this last pageant
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-has caused me to drink.
-[laughs]
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Honestly, I'm just not ready
to start planning a pageant again.
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I feel like we just finished.
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This year has to be bigger.
It's got to be better than last year
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-and if I'm gonna start building this...
-[sighs]
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..growing this
into a national program,
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we gotta start now.
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But we're not all like you.
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We don't all have to start planning
so far in advance.
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Have you forgotten
what happened in Jackson?
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Sometimes you just have to dial
the control part down a little bit.
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Have you met me?
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[Chris] What in the hell?
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This is kind of exciting,
like an unveiling of a Mona Lisa.
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-[Miss Jane] What is that?
-[Allison] We need a visual here...
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Good Lord.
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...because there are things
we need to be working on.
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[Chris] What in the hell?
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But who's going to do all that?
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Yeah, where's everybody--
Oh, there they are.
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[Miss Jane] Yay!
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-[Amy] Everyone's responsibilities.
-[MJ] A good picture of me!
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So everybody has exactly what
they're gonna be working on right here.
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Chris, you're gonna be in charge
of tote bags and t-shirts and paperwork.
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-Paperwork?
-Amy, right now, I've got you in charge of
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ad page checks, photography,
then all the signs...
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This is some serial killer stuff
like I've never seen before.
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I'm just-- I'm having like... twitches.
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[Paige] Hello!
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Who is it?
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[Paige] I am here by request!
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-How's everybody doing?
-[Amy sighs]
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I'm gonna need another one.
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♪ Ride a pickup truck to the county line ♪
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♪ And the gear in the back
Colt .45 ♪
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♪ Four wheel drive
Raise it up to the sky ♪
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♪ The bigger the truck
The sweeter the ride ♪
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Oh, right in the sand, I think. Yep.
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Right in the, uh...
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-That's in the sand right there. See it?
-Yes, I saw it go in the sand.
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I didn't know if you saw it.
You can see if from here.
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It's not your best shot.
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Nope.
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-Like everything else. It's off.
-What else is off?
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What are you talking about?
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I just can't get Allison
to have some fun with me and relax.
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I hear you on that.
You gotta remember she's on a routine.
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She's got her schedule.
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I can't get her to sit down
and have a cocktail with me.
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You know what I mean?
We would sit down in the hot tub
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-and have a glass of wine?
-Yeah.
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That doesn't happen anymore.
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If you can't have wine in a hot tub,
you got a problem.
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What does she like?
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[sighs]
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She likes... She likes to plan.
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There's always something going on
at the pageant,
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but I don't know how to bedazzle
and how to use a hot glue gun.
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Hot glue gun?
You gotta learn how to do that.
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Have you used a glue gun a bunch?
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I've never used one, but I feel like
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if I was presented with the opportunity,
I'd kill it.
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The other night
I jumped in the bathtub with her.
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She had candles lit.
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-What are you doing?
-I don't know.
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-You lost your mind?
-She set the mood.
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She would have said,
"Jay, come and join me."
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If she didn't say that,
you were not invited.
242
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It was only gonna take me
a minute and a half.
243
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That might be why you didn't get invited.
244
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-Nice.
-All right.
245
00:10:39,201 --> 00:10:41,495
She stays so stressed out
and wound so tight.
246
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I feel like I'm eating
one giant poop sandwich.
247
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That's... an awful visual.
That's a really bad visual.
248
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That's what it tastes like
and feels like.
249
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I don't know
what a poop sandwich tastes of--
250
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If I were to imagine
what a poop sandwich would taste like...
251
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Stop saying "poop sandwich,"
painting that picture in my mind
252
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'cause now,
I still gotta lot of golf to play.
253
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I don't wanna think
about poop sandwiches--
254
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I just want you to know
how bad it's gotten.
255
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:08,605
-Apparently it's poop-sandwich bad.
-It is.
256
00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:13,110
-Have you ever done the, uh, naked dance?
-Only on the tour bus by myself.
257
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That's not doing anybody any good.
258
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Stand at the foot of the bed
and do a naked dance.
259
00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:20,325
-Has it worked? Have you done it?
-Not at all.
260
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Let me know how it goes,
I'm dying to know.
261
00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:24,746
[upbeat music playing]
262
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Let's get on to this other agenda
about the scoring, please.
263
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-[Chris] What's wrong with the scoring?
- First of all,
264
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talent is weighted more
than anything else--
265
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[Miss Jane] It's important.
266
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It's 35%! I have a proposal.
267
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Interview. Let's bump that up
to at least be equal with talent.
268
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-Can we agree with that?
-No.
269
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The scoring system is
what everybody disagrees about the most,
270
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and here you are bringing it up
and wanting to talk about it,
271
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the very person who said
they did not want to be here.
272
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I don't want to be here,
273
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but since I am,
we might as well be productive
274
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and talk about something
that I think is the most important aspect.
275
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When you watch highlight reels on TV,
276
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what's the thing they always show?
Evening gowns.
277
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I just want somebody that's pretty,
278
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that's going to get your attention
when she walks in a room.
279
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That's why I think her swimsuit is
the most important in all the categories.
280
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:28,310
-What if somebody does fire batons?
-If they do, I'm crowning her.
281
00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:30,645
-I love a good twirler.
-I love a twirler.
282
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-I love a good baton twirler.
-All right, currently talent is 35%.
283
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Interview is 30%.
284
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Evening gown is 15. Swimsuits, 15...
285
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-And it ought to be at least 50.
-Chris!
286
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,535
This is why I hate meetings.
Everybody's running around in circles,
287
00:12:45,619 --> 00:12:47,662
arguing, we're not gonna get
anything done.
288
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:50,957
-Exactly my point.
-Nothing gets resolved.
289
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,627
That's why we have to start now.
290
00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:55,003
This proves my point.
291
00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:57,130
What if we make this 20...
292
00:12:57,714 --> 00:12:59,925
-and this ten?
-No!
293
00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:02,886
I would much rather have a bad singer
294
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-than a bad body.
-Here's what the public wants.
295
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:10,977
They want glamour, beauty.
They want to see a swimsuit competition.
296
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,522
-Yes.
-They want to see a twirl,
297
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:14,564
and a swirl.
298
00:13:14,648 --> 00:13:17,192
This is why a gown is important!
299
00:13:17,442 --> 00:13:19,778
Oh my gosh! There she is!
300
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:22,656
Her outfit from Miss Tennessee, 1999.
301
00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:25,158
Here comes the red shimmy dress.
302
00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:28,078
-It's out of the closet again.
-What's wrong with that?
303
00:13:28,161 --> 00:13:32,457
I just thought that by now it would be,
like, under glass in a museum somewhere,
304
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:35,418
-like in your basement.
-That's not really a bad idea.
305
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:36,670
Twirl it!
306
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:38,797
Work it. You look fabulous, Allison.
307
00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:42,467
I came over here for all of us
to give you an intervention.
308
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:45,887
And here we are, like, all worked up,
sucked into your game again.
309
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:47,138
And don't you love it?
310
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:50,725
Does your mom love pageants
more than anything else?
311
00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:51,852
Yes.
312
00:13:52,185 --> 00:13:55,647
What's on my face right now
is when she got crowned Miss Tennessee.
313
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[laughs] You weren't even alive.
314
00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,987
-She's like...
-[harp strumming]
315
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,824
[Paige] For the love of rhinestones,
316
00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:08,702
can we make the evening gown
percentage more?
317
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:10,036
-No!
-[Chris] Swimsuits.
318
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,454
Evening gown!
319
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:14,249
-[Chris] Swimsuits!
-Evening gown! Evening gown!
320
00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:15,208
No!
321
00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:21,882
♪ I said I'm leaving ♪
322
00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:24,509
♪ Today's the day I hit the road ♪
323
00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:27,679
♪ Now I'm gonna cut loose ♪
324
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:29,639
[men speaking loudly, indistinct]
325
00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:31,391
[laughing]
326
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,731
Houston is hot though.
They put 53 up last week.
327
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,774
[in pinched voice]
Houston has a fantastic team.
328
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,278
[in pinched voice] We've got
our hands full. Houston's gigantic.
329
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:45,864
-[Jay in pinched voice] They hung 53--
-That's how I talked.
330
00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:46,823
Thank you.
331
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:48,533
And which one is this?
332
00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:50,744
This one is Blanton's.
333
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:51,786
Blanton's.
334
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:52,871
Blanton's.
335
00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,832
So Rob, I've known for years.
We met at a golf tournament.
336
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,543
Jonathan I met years ago
at a charity event.
337
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:01,421
Great actor known for That Thing You Do!
338
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:04,341
Jeff and I became friends through Rob,
339
00:15:04,424 --> 00:15:08,053
and then D.B. Sweeney
I've known for longer than the other guys.
340
00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:12,641
Just really deep thinking guys
that give a lot of great life advice.
341
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:15,727
That's exactly how I would describe them.
"Deep thinking."
342
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,228
Minus the "deep,"
343
00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:20,106
and also, minus the "thinking."
344
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,567
Jay, how long have you been back
from the road?
345
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:24,736
I've been back for about um...
346
00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:29,991
Just... just a few weeks, but we literally
had no time together whatsoever.
347
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:33,411
I've had a little trouble reconnecting
since I've been back home.
348
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:38,291
You know, Jeff and I were talking
about this earlier and we have a theory.
349
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:42,754
Maybe some of the trouble
you're experiencing with Allie is
350
00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:44,965
the fact that you're wearing her clothes.
351
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,841
[men laughing]
352
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,177
-[Rob] Take that blouse off.
-[Jay chuckles]
353
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:52,347
-Good point. Take the blouse off.
-[D.B.] Good place to start.
354
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:55,141
-This is a golf shirt.
-It ain't a man's golf shirt.
355
00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:58,103
[all laughing]
356
00:15:58,186 --> 00:16:00,605
I hate you. I don't know
why I invite you here.
357
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:04,693
His friends are kind of weird
because they're so old.
358
00:16:04,776 --> 00:16:06,403
They're like 87.
359
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:11,783
I have no clue how old they are,
but they're probably as old as my granny.
360
00:16:12,242 --> 00:16:15,203
When you first started dating,
was it ever just spontaneous,
361
00:16:15,286 --> 00:16:18,665
and wild or has she always been
very regimented and very planned?
362
00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:21,876
She was pretty planned
and pretty, like, regimented,
363
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,796
but used to fly by the seat of her pants
more easily.
364
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,674
What if I whisk her away to Mexico,
down to the beach?
365
00:16:27,757 --> 00:16:29,467
-That's a terrible idea.
-Why?
366
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,845
It's a lot of travel. Stressful.
You're gonna fight.
367
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:34,723
Once you get down the beach,
take your shirt off,
368
00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:36,433
people are gonna throw spears
in your side.
369
00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:38,309
[snickers] What?
370
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,602
[men laughing]
371
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:41,688
Someone had to say it, Jay.
372
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:44,441
I've gained a couple of road pounds
but I'm not big.
373
00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:47,527
If that's what
you have to say to yourself.
374
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,404
I don't know what they're talking about.
375
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,990
I looked in the mirror,
I did not see a fat person.
376
00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:54,034
[Jay] Okay, I'll take my shirt off.
377
00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:57,871
I don't know if we're set up
lighting-wise, but I'll do it right now.
378
00:16:57,954 --> 00:17:00,123
Thank you, babe. That's so good.
379
00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:03,001
-I'm just saying.
-Yeah, no need to overshare.
380
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,628
You gotta come up with one simple thing
you can do.
381
00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:07,964
Remind her of the good old days,
of the fun.
382
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,090
[Rob] Exactly.
383
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:11,051
What's it going to be, fat boy?
384
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,220
[all laughing]
385
00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:15,930
[Jay] Can I get another drink?
386
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,320
Gown! Gown! Gown! Gown!
387
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:31,446
Or a swimsuit?
388
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:33,490
-Absolutely not!
-[Chris] Or a swimsuit!
389
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,618
-Crystals and chiffon.
-[Chris] Putting a girl in a swimsuit,
390
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:39,162
-is always, always--
-No, absolutely not!
391
00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:40,830
-[arguing loudly]
-[phone rings]
392
00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:42,832
[Chris] It's Jay. It's Jay.
393
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,292
-[Amy] Who is it?
-Hello?
394
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:45,502
[Ray] Hello?
395
00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:48,171
-Hi!
-What are you-- What are you doing?
396
00:17:48,254 --> 00:17:52,008
-Don't you love girls in swimsuits?
-Don't ask him that. He's straight.
397
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:54,719
-[Amy] Your wife has lost her mind.
-[Chris] Save us.
398
00:17:54,803 --> 00:17:56,387
Wait, you're doing what?
399
00:17:56,513 --> 00:17:58,765
You-you guys are already
throwing a party,
400
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:01,684
so I'm gonna bring--
I was gonna bring the guys anyway.
401
00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:04,395
There's no party.
We're having a meeting right now.
402
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,856
-See you in a minute.
-Oh my gosh.
403
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,692
We have got to solve
female empowerment now.
404
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:12,612
I need everyone to be empowered
to clean this place up
405
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,155
because these guys are coming!
406
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,783
When I'm having guests over,
I want to entertain,
407
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,243
and get out nice things.
408
00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:21,746
I want them to use a monogram napkin
and I want it to look pretty.
409
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,749
They're themed.
The black ones for the kitchen,
410
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,835
the brown ones for this room.
411
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:30,505
Drunk men are extremely concerned
about monogram napkins.
412
00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:31,631
They should be.
413
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,801
[Jay] Babe, what's going on?
What's going on?
414
00:18:34,884 --> 00:18:36,344
-Hi, Jay-Jay.
-Hey!
415
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,304
-What are you doing?
-[Rob] Hello!
416
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,099
[Miss Jane] Great, the whole crew's here.
Whoo!
417
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:43,143
I didn't know everybody would be here.
418
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:45,353
-You look so pretty.
-How are you doing?
419
00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:48,523
-It's just a casual evening.
-[Amy] Oh, my gosh. Hi!
420
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:49,858
Hi! What's up?
421
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:53,778
The one thing I didn't want was for you
to bring everybody here.
422
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:56,906
You know that I love for you
to hang out with your friends,
423
00:18:56,990 --> 00:19:00,243
but the key word was
go "out" with your friends.
424
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:03,163
Baby, you fell in love with me
because I was a fun guy.
425
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,081
I used to bring the party to you.
426
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:06,457
What did I do this time?
427
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:07,959
Brought the party to you.
428
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:10,587
What's fun for you
is not always fun for me.
429
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:11,921
Remember camping?
430
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:15,592
-That was-- You had a great time.
-Sleeping outside in a tent?
431
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:16,676
Yes, it was awesome.
432
00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,678
You didn't sleep outside in a tent,
433
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:20,930
but told everybody it was gonna be so fun.
434
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,432
Now you're splitting hairs.
435
00:19:22,849 --> 00:19:23,725
[sighs]
436
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:26,728
-Babe, y'all smell great!
-Thank you so much.
437
00:19:26,811 --> 00:19:28,646
Rob and I played golf earlier.
438
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:30,523
And Rob, what else did y'all do?
439
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:32,358
We, uh... What did Jay say?
440
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,819
He said you played golf
but what else?
441
00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:37,280
This is good bread.
Better than most bread.
442
00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:38,740
[Amy laughs]
443
00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:40,450
How much did y'all drink today?
444
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:43,828
-Babe, let me see your eyes.
-It smells like a distillery in here.
445
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:47,540
These boys are drunker than Chris
during the on-stage question category
446
00:19:47,624 --> 00:19:48,666
of the pageant.
447
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,336
I watched Jay make a ham sandwich
in his mouth.
448
00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,087
[mustard sputters loudly]
449
00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:54,297
[groans]
450
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:56,090
Jay?
451
00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:58,009
-[Jeff] Hello!
-[Rob] How's it going?
452
00:19:58,092 --> 00:20:01,179
-Rob, this is my mom.
-Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
453
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,932
Come on. Get it in there. There you go.
454
00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:06,476
-This is my friend, Rob.
-My friend, Chris.
455
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:08,561
It's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
456
00:20:09,938 --> 00:20:13,441
I'm embarrassed that you have on
white pants and it's after Labor Day.
457
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:17,487
-[Miss Jane] Miami Vice over here.
-[indistinct conversation]
458
00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:19,072
I mean...
459
00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:22,784
That golf blouse is the ugliest thing
I've seen in my life.
460
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,244
[men laughing]
461
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,703
[Jay] I think that Allison,
462
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:28,373
when she's in a place to where
she's not in control
463
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:31,334
of every single thing,
it makes her uncomfortable.
464
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:35,964
Everything doesn't have to be planned out
to the T all the time because guess what?
465
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,675
Life doesn't come neatly packaged
in a bow.
466
00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:41,052
Show everyone that way, please.
467
00:20:43,554 --> 00:20:45,431
What is all of this right here?
468
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,976
This is what we're here
having a meeting about
469
00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:50,353
till you all so rudely interrupted us but…
470
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:52,188
[Rob] There's stuff on the back!
471
00:20:52,272 --> 00:20:53,481
[Jay] Let me see it.
472
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,441
[woman gasps]
473
00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:57,235
-[Jay] Sorry.
-[Allison] Seriously?
474
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:00,154
-Sorry.
-Babe, look I'm--
475
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:01,114
I'm sorry.
476
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:02,407
-Babe?
-Sorry.
477
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:03,783
-Put it down.
-Turn it.
478
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:06,703
I really didn't need anybody
to do any of this. Please?
479
00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:08,579
-If you swing around...
-I'm--
480
00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:09,580
[Jay] Hold on!
481
00:21:10,498 --> 00:21:11,541
[guests moan]
482
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:13,376
It's all good. Don't worry.
483
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,837
We were not making any progress.
484
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:18,506
If you can't beat 'em,
you might as well join 'em.
485
00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,883
-[sighs]
-They came at just the right time.
486
00:21:23,928 --> 00:21:25,346
[Amy] Don't look so nervous.
487
00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:27,432
Are you ready?
488
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:32,270
♪ Hey now, gather round
Everybody look here ♪
489
00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:36,649
♪ Hey now, gather round
Everybody look here ♪
490
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:37,692
Amy...
491
00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:39,610
♪ Look here, gather round ♪
492
00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:41,029
Seriously?
493
00:21:41,112 --> 00:21:46,284
♪ Everybody stand down
Gather round, look here, look here ♪
494
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:50,955
♪ Sick party going down here ♪
495
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,876
♪ Gather round ♪
496
00:21:55,877 --> 00:21:59,047
[Jay playing piano]
497
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:00,757
[music ends]
498
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,550
[guests cheering]
499
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:03,634
Yes!
500
00:22:03,718 --> 00:22:04,886
[glass shattering]
501
00:22:04,969 --> 00:22:06,596
[guests] Oh!
502
00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:10,767
-[man] Hey!
-[man 2] Hey! It's your party now!
503
00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:14,896
[guests clamoring]
504
00:22:14,979 --> 00:22:17,190
♪ Hey now, gather round ♪
505
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:22,195
♪ Give me the broken glass
Give me your broken glass ♪
506
00:22:22,278 --> 00:22:25,531
♪ Give me the broken glass
Give me... ♪
507
00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:29,952
-[Amy] Mazel!
-Now look here!
508
00:22:30,953 --> 00:22:33,081
I think Jay's in big trouble.
509
00:22:33,164 --> 00:22:35,708
Shit has hit the fan,
you better find an umbrella.
510
00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:46,386
[Jay] Allie?
511
00:22:48,179 --> 00:22:49,013
Baby?
512
00:22:51,349 --> 00:22:52,517
Baby, where did you go?
513
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,685
-Allie?
-What? I'm here.
514
00:22:54,769 --> 00:22:57,563
-Everybody's wondering where you went!
-I'm right here.
515
00:22:57,647 --> 00:23:00,108
All of a sudden,
everybody wants to sit down
516
00:23:00,191 --> 00:23:04,153
on all of my things that I prepared
and put together for this meeting,
517
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:07,573
jump over my vision board...
I mean, babe, come on.
518
00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:11,536
I feel like if the roles were reversed,
you'd be very upset about this.
519
00:23:11,953 --> 00:23:14,539
This all is really important to me.
520
00:23:14,622 --> 00:23:16,165
Maybe there is a little bit
521
00:23:16,249 --> 00:23:18,709
of over-the-top-ness
with what you're doing here.
522
00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:22,713
The living room is completely full
of pageant stuff.
523
00:23:22,797 --> 00:23:24,340
We can't even move in there.
524
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:26,134
I didn't know you were coming.
525
00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:28,928
-I understand.
-And you act like it's just so trivial
526
00:23:29,011 --> 00:23:30,555
-and nobody cares.
-No.
527
00:23:30,638 --> 00:23:32,432
-The problem...
-What are you doing?
528
00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:34,308
-That it's important to me.
-Wait!
529
00:23:34,392 --> 00:23:36,310
You've got guests. Sit down.
530
00:23:36,394 --> 00:23:37,520
Let me talk to you.
531
00:23:37,603 --> 00:23:40,773
I was just trying to explain
that this is important to me.
532
00:23:41,357 --> 00:23:44,402
Now, you know,
every married couple has problems.
533
00:23:44,485 --> 00:23:47,447
You're real rigid.
You... You make your schedule out,
534
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:50,992
and you're just kind of
fly by the seat of your pants.
535
00:23:51,075 --> 00:23:54,370
"Think we'll have some golf today"
or "I'll call my buddies over.
536
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:57,832
-Let's come over and have a drink."
-This is getting one-sided now--
537
00:23:57,915 --> 00:24:00,001
-It is because she's my daughter.
-Okay.
538
00:24:00,084 --> 00:24:02,837
You've got to have a balance
between the two of you.
539
00:24:03,337 --> 00:24:07,467
Let's get up and you need to get back out
there where your friends are,
540
00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,385
and just don't do that again.
541
00:24:09,469 --> 00:24:12,805
-I promise I'll be there in just a second.
-You can take your time.
542
00:24:12,889 --> 00:24:15,516
-Thank you.
-Get out that red dress. I'm tired of it.
543
00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:20,313
I understand exactly what you're saying.
I'm sorry.
544
00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:25,568
I just don't want you to make me feel
like everything that I do is so silly.
545
00:24:26,027 --> 00:24:27,737
It's important to me
546
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:30,781
because it's something
that I do with my mom and my sister,
547
00:24:30,865 --> 00:24:32,825
that I used to do with my dad.
548
00:24:32,909 --> 00:24:36,537
I mean, I try and support
every single thing that you do.
549
00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:38,247
Fantasy Football.
550
00:24:38,748 --> 00:24:41,751
-God knows you spend a lot of time there.
-Let's-- Ease up.
551
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,836
-Metal detecting?
-I understand.
552
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,255
Maybe they need a little pause
553
00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:49,467
between the ending
of the pageant this year
554
00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:52,220
and the beginning of the pageant
for the next year.
555
00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:53,763
Just a little window.
556
00:24:54,138 --> 00:24:56,349
Just cut loose
and have a little bit of fun.
557
00:24:56,432 --> 00:24:57,975
These guys are a lot of fun.
558
00:24:58,059 --> 00:25:00,520
Listen, I get it. I understand.
559
00:25:00,603 --> 00:25:04,315
I know I need to loosen up and not
worry about the rules all the time.
560
00:25:04,398 --> 00:25:07,318
I just wish
that I'd had some time to plan
561
00:25:07,401 --> 00:25:11,113
-for everybody to come over.
-Oh, my God. Planned spontaneity?
562
00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:13,366
-Yeah.
-We've learned nothing here.
563
00:25:14,784 --> 00:25:17,662
Apparently, we still have
a lot of work to do.
564
00:25:18,162 --> 00:25:19,330
Yes, you do.
565
00:25:19,747 --> 00:25:21,541
"We" meaning "you."
566
00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:24,043
♪ That's you and me ♪
567
00:25:24,126 --> 00:25:26,337
♪ What a beautiful melody ♪
568
00:25:27,171 --> 00:25:29,840
I love you,
and I love that dress too.
569
00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:30,841
Thank you.
570
00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:32,677
You look like a Christmas tree.
571
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,638
-It's the only one I've worn repeatedly...
-I know.
572
00:25:35,721 --> 00:25:37,390
-...my whole life.
-Everybody knows.
573
00:25:37,473 --> 00:25:38,933
-I know.
-We've been reminded.
574
00:25:39,016 --> 00:25:39,850
I know.
575
00:25:40,184 --> 00:25:41,602
-I love you.
-I love you.
576
00:25:41,686 --> 00:25:43,479
-Let's go. Come on.
-All right.
577
00:25:44,564 --> 00:25:46,899
[Jay playing piano]
578
00:25:48,943 --> 00:25:52,071
It's time to perform.
You ain't got that dress on for nothing.
579
00:25:52,154 --> 00:25:54,782
-Do your thing.
-I can't perform like this!
580
00:25:54,865 --> 00:25:59,328
♪ She likes attention likes to shimmy
In her little red dress ♪
581
00:25:59,412 --> 00:26:01,080
♪ She likes to move ♪
582
00:26:01,914 --> 00:26:03,916
♪ She likes to groove ♪
583
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,504
♪ Oh my girl is shakin' in her boobies ♪
584
00:26:09,088 --> 00:26:11,382
♪ Shakin' in her boobies ♪
585
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,260
♪ With them tassels on ♪
586
00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:16,554
♪ Shakin' in her boobies ♪
587
00:26:17,221 --> 00:26:18,556
♪ With them tassels on ♪
588
00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:22,435
-[glass shatters]
-[guests cheering]
589
00:26:22,852 --> 00:26:25,271
["Do It Our Way"
by Andrew Nicholas Love playing]
590
00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:38,576
♪ We'll soar
Above it all ♪
591
00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:41,495
♪ Whatever it takes ♪
592
00:26:42,163 --> 00:26:43,706
♪ We'll do it our way ♪
593
00:26:43,789 --> 00:26:45,458
♪ Our way now ♪
594
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:47,793
♪ Hey ♪
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