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What time is your flight?
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I have to leave for the
airport in like, two hours.
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I can't believe
this time tomorrow
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you're actually gonna be here.
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There.
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I just remember,
like two months ago,
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when we first started talking,
sulking around being so sad
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because I thought we were never
gonna actually get to meet.
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I remember two months ago thinking
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like, how the hell can I get to him
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and how fast can I get there?
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Can't wait.
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I can't wait.
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On behalf of our captain
and the entire crew,
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welcome aboard Delta Airlines Flight 324
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for non-stop service from LAX to JFK.
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Vincent.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Finally.
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You know when, like, you get a new goldfish
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and you have to, like, put
it in the new fishbowl
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with the plastic bag, so that it can
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like, get used to its new surroundings
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before it swims free in the new fishbowl...
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Do you know what I'm...
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Don't you feel like that?
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What?
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It's like we're two
fish-ies, I don't know.
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Yeah, no, yeah.
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It sounded way better...
No, it's good.
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Yes, I feel that way.
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More wine.
Yeah, go ahead.
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You are stranded on an island
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and you can have three songs.
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Only three.
Oh God.
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What are they?
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That's really hard.
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All right, well.
I can't answer that.
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The pressure's on.
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I can't answer that.
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You can't answer three songs?
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One song.
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"Amazing Grace."
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Cop out.
What?
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I went to Bible school as a kid.
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I did, my mom was a Sunday school teacher.
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That's amazing.
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I went to Hebrew
school, actually.
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You did?
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It's a long story.
Okay.
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You play.
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I fuck heavy with Chopin.
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Wow, wow.
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You wanna play left hand
and I'll play right?
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I didn't make you take
pictures in Times Square.
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Yes you did.
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You took me to Times Square.
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Well, I'm being a good host.
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It's like the Grand Canyon, you know,
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you gotta see it once, right?
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Yeah.
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Have you seen the Grand Canyon?
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No.
Me neither.
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You know, I haven't ever done
anything like this before.
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You know that, right?
Yeah.
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Okay, I just wanted to be clear.
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Well, if it makes you feel better,
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I've never done anything like this either.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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That's kinda nice I guess.
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Both of us doing it you
know, for the first time.
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Fuck!
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Are you okay?!
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Oh my God.
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How's your ass?
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Oh, it's in pain.
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You have a stuffed animal?
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Yeah.
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It's cute.
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Oh yeah?
Yeah.
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You wanna meet him?
Sure.
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What's his name?
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Mortimer.
Mortimer?
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He's shy.
Oh.
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No, my sister gave him
to me when I was a kid
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when she went to college.
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'Cause I sleep like a koala.
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How does a koala sleep?
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Like this.
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I usually sleep like an octopus.
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How does an octopus sleep?
Like this.
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You're gonna suffocate
me in my sleep?
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No, but I can sleep
like a eucalyptus tree.
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Mm, that's better.
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If you're good, I might eat ya.
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God.
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'Cause I'm a koala, you know?
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I get it.
That's what they eat.
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You're cute.
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I can't be cool around you.
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No, you can't.
No.
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You're kinda nerdy.
Stop.
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Dad jokes.
Yeah...
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So after you finish grad school,
will you be a therapist?
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Do you start seeing your own patients?
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No, I'm gonna go into research.
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What kinda research?
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Teach me something.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Did you know that when you
look into someone's eyes
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it releases a chemical in the body?
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Oxytocin.
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Really?
Mm-hm.
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It's like the eyes say to us,
"This is a person who's alive.
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Breathing, feeling...
Just like you."
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've heard of this.
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Yes, right this is the,
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Well it makes you feel happier, right?
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I don't know, does it?
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Oh my God.
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What do you wanna do?
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What do you wanna do?
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What do you like?
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I usually top.
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Same.
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We don't have to, we could...
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No, I mean I would bottom.
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Yeah?
Yep.
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I'd bottom for you too.
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Oh.
Oh.
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You wanna?
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Okay.
You wanna try it?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Stop there.
Okay.
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Fuck. Fuck...
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Oh, fuck.
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What?
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Nothing.
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It's like I'm
kissing the clouds.
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This is my
favorite one right here.
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On the left?
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Yeah, right here.
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Oh my God.
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Which way?
This way.
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From New York to LA,
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the change fee would be $200.
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After the $200, the remaining
value of your old ticket
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would be applied toward to
the cost of your new flight.
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Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
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Unfortunately, yeah, that's a
little bit out of my budget.
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Is there anything else
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I could assist you with today?
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No, that's okay, thank you.
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Okay, so the flight tomorrow
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out of JFK still works for you?
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Yes, all is great.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you
for calling Delta Airlines.
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, come on.
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You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
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You sure?
Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
You're good, you're good.
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Yeah, look.
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I just get a little in my head.
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It's okay.
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What you thinking about?
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I just get really
attached very easily.
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I do, too.
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I'm getting really attached.
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Right, I mean when am
I gonna see you again?
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You know?
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Like you have school and I have work.
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And I don't have that much money.
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And, I don't know. It's, um...
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Maybe we should just enjoy it.
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Shot in the dark, would you
ever consider moving here?
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Would you ever
consider moving to LA?
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Yeah, this is scary.
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This is scary.
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Scary?
Yes.
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Okay yeah, no, you're right.
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You're right, maybe we should just chill
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for tonight then, right?
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So it's not like, crazy hard tomorrow.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, please.
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No, don't, please.
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Don't do that.
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Fuck.
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Just cancel it.
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I can't do that.
Cancel it, come on.
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I can't cancel it.
Come on. Come on...
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I can't.
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I'll cancel it,
what's your password?
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Stop.
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Do you have any tissues?
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No, I'm sorry.
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