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747
00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:02,544
OH ! OH !
SORRY.
748
00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,580
AAH !
ANIMAL.
749
00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:42,584
HUH ?
SORRY.
750
00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:46,221
[ Frightened Squeals ]
751
00:00:48,723 --> 00:00:52,227
STAND BACK, BOYS.
THIS IS A JOB FOR A WOMAN.
752
00:00:52,227 --> 00:00:54,229
HMM.
HMM.
753
00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:58,350
A WOMAN !
WOMAN !
SHH !
754
00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,352
HELLO !
755
00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:04,856
WHAT'S A NICE MAN LIKEYOU
DOING IN A GUARDHOUSE
LIKETHIS ?
756
00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,359
I'M BUFFALO HUNTING.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING ?
757
00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,861
THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA.
YOU GOTTA GO.
758
00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,863
OH, NO.
759
00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:15,367
LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES
AND TELL ME
YOU WANT ME TO GO.
760
00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:19,871
I WANT YOU TO GO.
UNDERSTAND ?
761
00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,874
NOW.
AHH--
762
00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,876
OKAY.
763
00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,880
I THOUGHT I TOLD--
764
00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,387
WHAT WAS I SAYING ?
765
00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,390
YOU WERE SAYING
YOU WERE GOING
TO OPEN THE GATE.
766
00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,894
OPEN THE GATE.
OPEN THE GATE.
767
00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,897
OF COURSE, OPEN THE GATE.
COME ON IN. WELCOME.
[ Whistles ]
768
00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,400
COME ON, GUYS.
OH, BOY !
769
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,403
UH-- NOW TELL ME
I'M BEAUTIFUL, SWEETHEART.
770
00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,406
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,
SWEETHEART.
771
00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,908
OH, THANK YOU.
[ Laughs ]
772
00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,912
OH, BOY ! HE FELL ON YOU
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
NATURALEMENT.
773
00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,916
HAVE A NICE TIME.
OH, I LIKE YOUR TIE.
VERY NICE.
774
00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,418
THANK YOU.
775
00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,920
SO LONG.
BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE.
776
00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,424
[ Chuckles ]
WHAT A HANDSOME FAMILY.
777
00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,927
OW. OW. OW. OW.
778
00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,430
HEY, RODENTS !
779
00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,932
YOU KNOW ALL THAT CHEESE
I PROMISED YOU...
780
00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:24,936
AFTER YOU RAN THAT MAZE
AND TOOK THOSE TESTS ?
YEAH.
781
00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,439
IT WAS DELICIOUS !
782
00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:31,443
[ Wicked Laughing ]
783
00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,947
NO CHEESE ?
[ Door Closes ]
784
00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:40,452
NO CHEESE ?
ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT !
785
00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:43,455
WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT
OF THIS JOINT, BOYS.
786
00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:47,959
EVEN IF WE GOT OVER THE WALL,
WE COULDN'T TURN THE DOORKNOB.
YEAH.
787
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,962
WHO NEEDS DOORKNOBS ?
788
00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,964
DOH !
789
00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,467
HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH.
WOW !
790
00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,469
HUH ? HUH ?
[ Together ]
YEAH ! YEAH !
791
00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,471
[ Excited Chattering ]
792
00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,473
SHH !
793
00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,978
VERY NICE.
[ Wicked Laughing ]
794
00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,985
OKAY, GUYS.
WE GOTTA GET THROUGH
THAT DOOR.
795
00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,489
SHOULD WE ASK PERMISSION
FROM THOSE NICE MEN
WITH THE RIFLES ?
796
00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,491
THOSE ARE THE BAD GUYS !
797
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,994
OH !
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
IT'S TIME TO GET INVISIBLE.
798
00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,997
FOZZIE,
GET THE DUCK.
799
00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,000
OOH, THE DUCKIE !
ME FIRST.
ME FIRST.
800
00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,003
HERE IT GOES.
[ Duck Squeaking ]
OKAY.
801
00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,506
HEY, I LOOK THINNER.
[ Kermit ]
SPRAY YOURSELF, FOZZIE.
802
00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,008
OKAY.
[ Squeaking ]
803
00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:41,012
WOW ! OH, HEY !
I LIKE THIS.
804
00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,014
[ Kermit ]
ALL RIGHT, LOSE THE DUCK.
805
00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:46,518
YES, SIR.
LISTEN UP.
THIS STUFF DOESN'T
LAST LONG, SO LET'S GO.
806
00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,521
YES ! YES !
[ Kermit ]
OOH, YOU'RE SQUASHING ME.
807
00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:53,024
[ Miss Piggy ] SORRY, KERMIE.
[ Pepe ] COME ON, KERMIT.
I WILL HELP YOU UP.
808
00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,527
OH, KERMIT,
YOU'RE SO SOFT AND PLUMP.
809
00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,530
[ Miss Piggy ]
YOU GOT ONE SECOND TO GET
YOUR HANDS OFF ME, SHRIMP.
810
00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,533
OOH, SORRY, PIGGY.
[ Kermit ]
COME ON. LET'S GO.
811
00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,536
SHH, SHH.
[ Fozzie ] I HAVE TO GO
TO THE LITTLE BATHROOM.
812
00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,788
[ Kermit ]
OH, FOZZIE !
813
00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,795
[ Pepe ]
SMOKING IS VERY BAD
FOR YOU, OKAY ?
814
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,799
BOB,
DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.
815
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:24,689
[ Female On P.A. System ]
PAGING DR. VAN NEUTER. REPORT
TO ALIEN SURGERY NUMBER 5.
816
00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:27,692
HELLO.
817
00:04:28,693 --> 00:04:31,196
I'M DR. VAN NEUTER.
818
00:04:31,196 --> 00:04:34,199
I'LL BE YOUR
BRAIN SURGEON TODAY,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
819
00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:36,701
GET IT ?
"BRAIN SURGEON. MIND."
820
00:04:36,701 --> 00:04:38,703
[ Laughs ]
AH.
821
00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:42,707
OH, FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS,
ARE WE ?
OF COURSE I'M NERVOUS.
822
00:04:42,707 --> 00:04:46,211
DON'T WORRY.
EVERYONE IS BEFORE HAVING
THEIR BRAIN SUCKED OUT.
823
00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:49,214
NOW, DON'T YOU GO AWAY.
824
00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:51,716
[ Sighs, Grunts ]
825
00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:54,219
[ Toilet Flushes ]
826
00:04:57,222 --> 00:04:58,723
OKAY, KERMIT.
I'M READY.
827
00:04:59,224 --> 00:05:01,726
[ Kermit ]
FOZZIE, TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS.
828
00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:05,230
OF COURSE I DID.
MOM SAID, "ALWAYS
WASH YOUR HANDS."
829
00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,732
YES, BUT NOT
WHEN YOU'RE WEARING
INVISIBILITY SPRAY !
830
00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:10,735
MOM SAID,
"NO EXCEPTIONS."
831
00:05:10,735 --> 00:05:12,737
NEVER EVER.
UH-UH.
832
00:05:12,737 --> 00:05:15,240
WHAT--
STOP ! YOU !
833
00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,741
HANDS... UP !
834
00:05:16,741 --> 00:05:18,743
OH ! OH !
ALL RIGHT.
835
00:05:18,743 --> 00:05:23,248
REMAIN CALM.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
YOU TWO INTO CUSTODY.
836
00:05:23,248 --> 00:05:26,251
WAIT.
LET ME EXPLAIN, LADY.
YOU DON'T HAVE-- NO !
837
00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:29,754
WHERE--
WHERE ARE YOUR FOREARMS ?
838
00:05:29,754 --> 00:05:31,756
[ Growling ]
[ Screams ]
839
00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,259
[ Animal ]
WOMAN !
[ Kermit ]
ANIMAL !
840
00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:37,762
ANIMAL, GET BACK HERE !
ANIMAL !
WOMAN ! WOMAN !
841
00:05:38,763 --> 00:05:41,266
OH, DEAR.
GIVE ME A SECOND
TO THINK.
842
00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:43,768
HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
ON THIS FLOOR, SO HE--
843
00:05:43,768 --> 00:05:47,272
[ Embarrassed Mumbling ]
844
00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:50,775
[ Grunting ]
OH !
845
00:05:50,775 --> 00:05:54,779
## LA, LA, LA, LA, LA
LA, LA... LA ##
846
00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,782
WOW.
847
00:05:57,782 --> 00:06:00,285
I SHOULD, UH,
GO CHANGE, OKAY.
848
00:06:00,285 --> 00:06:03,788
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
WE NEED TO FIND
BETTER COVER.
849
00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:07,792
## LA, LA, LA, LA, LA
LA, LA ##
850
00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:10,795
JUST AHEAD HERE,
GENERAL LUFT, SIR.
851
00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,797
HERE WE GO.
852
00:06:12,797 --> 00:06:17,302
AH. THIS IS OUR NEW
RETINAL SCANNER, GENERAL.
OH.
853
00:06:18,803 --> 00:06:20,805
[ Beeps ]
854
00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:23,308
YEAH.
[ Chuckles,
Clears Throat ]
855
00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,310
[ Beeping ]
[ Yelling ]
856
00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:28,313
[ Moaning ]
857
00:06:29,314 --> 00:06:32,817
GENERAL LUFT, SIR.
THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.
858
00:06:32,817 --> 00:06:34,819
WHOA.
859
00:06:34,819 --> 00:06:36,821
COME ON, FELLOWS.
LET'S GO.
860
00:06:36,821 --> 00:06:39,324
SHH.
861
00:06:39,324 --> 00:06:43,828
WHEW. AYE.
HEY, RIZ, RIZ ?
WHERE YOU GOIN' ?
862
00:06:43,828 --> 00:06:46,831
YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I GOTTA GO FIND MY FRIEND.
863
00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:50,835
WHAT ? YOU COULD
GET CAUGHT ! ARE YOU NUTS ?
[ Together ] YEAH.
864
00:06:50,835 --> 00:06:52,837
I GUESS I'LL TAKE
MY CHANCES.
865
00:06:52,837 --> 00:06:56,341
IT WAS NICE MEETIN' YOU GUYS.
SEE YOU LATER, HUH ?
866
00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,343
[ Mice Mumbling ]
SO LONG, RIZ.
867
00:06:58,343 --> 00:07:00,345
BYE, RIZZO.
GOOD LUCK.
868
00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:02,347
KID'S GOT MOXIE.
869
00:07:02,347 --> 00:07:04,849
[ Shakes ]
YEAH, MOXIE.
870
00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:07,352
WHAT IS "MOXIE" ?
[ Dr. Van Neuter ]
BEFORE WE GET STARTED--
871
00:07:07,352 --> 00:07:10,355
LET'S SEE HERE.
DO YOU NOW
OR HAVE YOU EVER...
872
00:07:10,355 --> 00:07:13,358
EXPERIENCED ANY ACHINESS
IN YOUR TENTACLES ?
873
00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:17,862
I DON'T HAVE TENTACLES.
OH, GOOD !
NO ACHY TENTACLES. GOOD.
874
00:07:17,862 --> 00:07:20,365
HEAD EVER COME OFF ?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
875
00:07:20,365 --> 00:07:22,367
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
876
00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:24,869
ANY GINGIVITIS ?
NO.
877
00:07:24,869 --> 00:07:27,872
GREAT !
HOW 'BOUT THAT BEAKY THING
YOU'VE GOT THERE ?
878
00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:31,376
EVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS
WITH THAT ? ITCHING ?
SWELLING ? FLAKING ?
879
00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:33,878
SOME FLAKING
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
WHO CARES ?
880
00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:36,881
IT'S SHOW TIME !
## DOOT, DOOT, DOOT ##
881
00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:39,384
HERE WE GO.
OH, BROTHER.
882
00:07:39,384 --> 00:07:42,887
EXCELLENT.
#### [ Humming ]
W-WHAT'S THAT THING ?
883
00:07:42,887 --> 00:07:45,139
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE WE GO.
884
00:07:45,139 --> 00:07:48,142
JUST STAY... LIKE THAT.
OKAY ?
885
00:07:52,146 --> 00:07:54,148
THIS WAY.
886
00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:56,150
[ Miss Piggy ]
WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA
WAS THIS, ANYWAY ?
887
00:07:56,651 --> 00:08:00,655
[ Fozzie ]
WHICH WAY, KERMIT ?
KERMIT, THIS WAY.
888
00:08:01,155 --> 00:08:03,658
[ Miss Piggy ]
I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE.
COME ON, KERM.
889
00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:06,160
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
WAIT ! WAIT !
890
00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:10,164
- WHAT IS IT ?
- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS COVERED
BY MY H.M.O. ?
891
00:08:10,164 --> 00:08:12,667
HUH ?
GOOD QUESTION.
892
00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,670
I'LL CHECK.
[ Sighs ]
893
00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:22,176
PSST. GONZO ?
RIZZO ! YOU'RE ALIVE !
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
894
00:08:22,176 --> 00:08:26,180
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
SIT TIGHT WHILE I SEE IF I CAN
CHEW THROUGH THESE STRAPS.
895
00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,182
YEAH, YEAH.
GOOD. GOOD.
AH, GOOD NEWS !
896
00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,685
YOU'RE COVERED
WITH A $10 CO-PAY.
897
00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:33,187
OKAY, HOLD STILL.
AND REMEMBER,
898
00:08:33,187 --> 00:08:36,691
IF YOU EXPERIENCE
ANY SORT OF UNPLEASANTNESS,
PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
899
00:08:36,691 --> 00:08:40,194
- I WOULD HATE TO MISS IT.
- HMM ? HMM ?
900
00:08:40,194 --> 00:08:43,197
DO YOU MIND ?
OH, EXCUSE ME.
901
00:08:43,197 --> 00:08:45,199
WAIT !
902
00:08:45,199 --> 00:08:48,202
OH, GOOD LORD, A RAT !
I HATE RATS !
903
00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:52,707
THEN TODAY AIN'T
YOUR LUCKY DAY, DOC.
904
00:08:52,707 --> 00:08:55,209
OH ! NO !
905
00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:57,211
DOC, READY FOR
AN OPERATION ?
A LITTLE EXPERIMENT.
906
00:08:57,712 --> 00:09:00,214
FORWARD, PIGGY.
FORWARD.
907
00:09:00,214 --> 00:09:02,216
[ Groaning ]
908
00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:07,221
#### [ Humming ]
909
00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:09,223
DOCTOR.
DOCTOR.
910
00:09:09,223 --> 00:09:11,726
DOCTOR ?
DOCTOR.
OH, DOCTOR. DOCTOR.
911
00:09:12,226 --> 00:09:15,229
JUST A COUPLE OF DOCTORS.
DOCTORS IN THE HALLWAY.
912
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,732
WHEW !
THAT WAS CLOSE.
913
00:09:17,732 --> 00:09:20,234
[ Gonzo Groaning ]
TO THE RIGHT, FOZZIE.
914
00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:22,236
FORWARD, PIGGY.
915
00:09:22,236 --> 00:09:26,240
TOO FAST !
THE DOOR, THE DOOR !
STOP !
916
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,244
-[ Yelling ] NO ! NO !
- WHAT IN THE WORLD ?
917
00:09:30,244 --> 00:09:32,747
THIS IS BIG, GENERAL.
918
00:09:32,747 --> 00:09:35,750
I THINK WE SHOULD NOTIFY
THE PRESIDENT.
919
00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,253
I'LL BE THE JUDGE
OF THAT.
AS ALWAYS, SIR.
920
00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:41,756
NO, DON'T TICKLE ME !
921
00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:43,758
WHAT DO WE DO ?
922
00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:47,762
WILL YOU GET ME OUT
OF HERE ?
MMM ! HMPH !
923
00:09:47,762 --> 00:09:50,264
[ Dr. Van Neuter Laughing ]
NO, NO, NO !
924
00:09:50,264 --> 00:09:52,266
I CAN'T BREATHE !
925
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:58,139
HEY, GUYS ! QUICK !
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
926
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,141
TODAY, SIR,
927
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:03,144
WE MUST THINK
WITH A BIG MIND.
928
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,146
BEHOLD.
929
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:09,651
IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE
OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE.
930
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,661
RELEASE ME.
931
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,167
OOH.
932
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:31,172
THIS LOOKS WORSE
THAN IT IS, GENERAL.
OBVIOUSLY...
933
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,424
GET OFF OF ME,
YOU VERMIN !
934
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,427
THE ALIEN IS LOOSE
IN THE BUILDING.
935
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,430
- BUT NOT TO WORRY, BECAUSE--
- DON'T BOTHER.
936
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,933
YOU'RE TERMINATED.
UH--
937
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,935
WHEN YOU SAY
"TERMINATED"--
938
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,437
YOU NEED HELP, SINGER !
939
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,440
FIND SOME !
940
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,943
MM-MMM.
941
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,949
HOW'D THAT GO FOR YA ?
OKAY ?
942
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,452
[ Elevator Bell Rings ]
SORRY I GOT YOU
INTO THIS MESS.
943
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,454
THANKS FOR COMING
TO SAVE ME.
944
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,457
THANK US WHEN WE'RE
SAFELY OUT OF HERE.
ALL RIGHT, QUIETLY.
945
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,960
RIGHT. SHH.
946
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,462
[ Female Guard ]
STOP ! COME BACK HERE !
[ Excited Chattering ]
947
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,464
HELP ! HELP ME !
948
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,467
PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME !
949
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,471
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME.
I NEED YOU.
950
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,975
[ Together ]
OOOH !
951
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,980
YAH ! I GO NOW.
952
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:34,485
FINE. GO ON, GO.
YOU'RE ALL ALIKE.
HMM ?
953
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,989
ANIMALS.
[ Sobbing ]
954
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,490
AHH.
955
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,994
CALL ME.
956
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,496
[ Kermit ]
PSST. ANIMAL.
957
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,498
COME HERE.
YEAH ? YEAH ?
958
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:52,353
WAY TO GO, ROMEO.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
959
00:11:52,603 --> 00:11:55,106
I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY.
WHOA. NOW, NOW.
960
00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:58,609
REMEMBER, CALM BLUE OCEAN.
YOU LET IT GO.
961
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:02,613
BABY STEPS, REMEMBER ?
BABY--
FIND THE ALIEN !
962
00:12:02,864 --> 00:12:06,617
NOW !
Y-YES, SIR.
963
00:12:06,617 --> 00:12:09,871
[ Shouting ]
964
00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:18,629
TRY THAT DOOR.
IT WON'T BUDGE.
965
00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:23,885
FORGET THAT DOOR !
COME ON !
966
00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:25,636
[ All Gasp ]
THIS WAY.
967
00:12:27,638 --> 00:12:29,891
QUICK, THE DOOR
IN THE JAR.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
968
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:33,644
- YEAH, YEAH.
- UM, "OPEN JAR
AWAY FROM FACE."
969
00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:37,899
WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST OPEN THE JAR ?
HURRY, THROW IT !
970
00:12:43,654 --> 00:12:46,657
GEE, THAT'S
DISAPPOINTING.
971
00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:49,660
PERFECT. SOMEBODY KNOCK
AND SEE IF BARBIE'S HOME.
972
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,913
WORKS FOR ME.
ADIOS.
973
00:12:53,915 --> 00:12:55,166
WHAT ?
974
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:59,670
OH, I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT LITTLE SHRIMP
LEFT US BEHIND.
975
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,672
I AM NOT A SHRIMP !
976
00:13:01,672 --> 00:13:04,175
I AM A KING PRAWN !
LET'S GO. COME ON.
977
00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:10,932
HURRY, HURRY !
COME ON, GUYS, HURRY !
WE HAVE TO GO ! AAAH !
978
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:16,687
KEEP GOING, EVERYBODY.
DON'T LOOK BACK. RUN ! RUN !
979
00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,690
[ Guard ]
YOU'RE NEW, EH ?
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ?
980
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,692
BYE-BYE.
981
00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:24,695
[ Animal ]
BYE-BYE, NICE MAN.
[ Laughs ]
982
00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:27,698
[ Siren Wailing ]
WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON ?
983
00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:30,201
WE DID IT !
[ Kermit ]
SEE THAT, GUYS ?
984
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:33,454
WHEN WE PULL TOGETHER,
WE CAN DO ANYTHING.
YOU BET WE CAN.
985
00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:37,959
NOW WE CAN MEET
MY ALIEN BROTHERS
AT CAPE DOOM.
986
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:42,213
UM, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
ALIENS ARE LANDING THERE,
GONZO ?
987
00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:44,465
OH. A SANDWICH TOLD ME.
988
00:13:44,465 --> 00:13:47,718
- OH, NO.
-[ Rizzo ]
I'D GIVE IT A REST, BUDDY.
989
00:13:47,718 --> 00:13:52,473
DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU GUYS
STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME ?
WELL--
990
00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:56,978
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
STOP THE BUS.
I'LL GET THERE BY MYSELF.
991
00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,480
NO, WAIT, GONZO.
LOOK.
992
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,483
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT WE BELIEVE.
993
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:06,737
I MEAN, IF YOU BELIEVE
THAT YOU NEED TO GO AND
MEET YOUR ALIEN BROTHERS,
994
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,991
THEN I SAY, WELL--
995
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:12,243
I SAY WE'RE GOIN'
TO THE BEACH.
RIGHT, GUYS ?
996
00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:15,496
- TO THE BEACH, OKAY.
- TO THE BEACH.
997
00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:19,500
GREAT ! THANKS, GUYS.
BEACH BALL !
998
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,003
GET THE CREW
DOWN TO CAPE DOOM
ON THE DOUBLE.
999
00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:25,006
THIS IS MY EXCLUSIVE,
SO DON'T TELL ANYONE !
1000
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:27,258
OKAY, I'VE GOT IT.
PACK IT UP, GUYS.
1001
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:31,012
THE SPACE SHIP
IS LANDING AT CAPE DOOM.
1002
00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:33,264
[ Excited Chattering ]
1003
00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:44,525
[ Singer ]
WHERE IS HE ?
1004
00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:47,778
WELL, I DIDN'T OVERHEAR
ANYTHING. I--
1005
00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:53,534
DID I ASK YOU
IF YOU OVERHEARD ANYTHING ?
1006
00:14:53,784 --> 00:14:57,538
NO, SIR.
BECAUSE IF YOU DID
OVERHEAR ANYTHING,
1007
00:14:57,538 --> 00:15:01,792
I'M SURE
YOU WOULD TELL ME.
Y-YES, SIR.
1008
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:04,045
OR DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU...
1009
00:15:04,045 --> 00:15:09,050
OF MR. JUMBO'S CIRCUS TOWN
AND WILD ANIMAL REVUE ?
1010
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,802
WHERE IS HE GOING ?
1011
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,307
OH, LOOK.
1012
00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:18,809
SUNDAY'S HALF PRICE
AT THE PETTING ZOO.
1013
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,312
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY !
1014
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:25,066
THEY'RE GOIN'
TO CAPE DOOM.
GOOD. GOOD.
1015
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:27,818
GET ME THE SUBATOMIC
NEUTRO-DESTABLIZER.
1016
00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:30,071
HMM ?
1017
00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:34,075
THE SUBATOMIC NEUTRO--
OH, THE REALLY BIG GUN.
1018
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:36,577
THE REALLY BIG GUN.
YES, SIR.
1019
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,329
THE REALLY BIG GUN.
1020
00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,334
[ Laughing, Grunts ]
1021
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:46,337
REALLY BIG GUN !
CLIP.
1022
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:48,589
CLIP.
1023
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,841
WOW.
1024
00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:56,097
LET'S HEAD FOR MY CAR.
OH, PROBLEM THERE, SIR.
1025
00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,851
UH, REMEMBER THOSE
PARKING TICKETS YOU ASKED ME
TO TAKE CARE OF FOR YOU ?
1026
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:05,856
AND I SAID THAT--
OH, JUST SAY IT.
1027
00:16:05,856 --> 00:16:07,858
CAR'S IMPOUNDED.
1028
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,613
OOH ! WE CAN TAKE
MY COMPANY CAR.
1029
00:16:12,613 --> 00:16:14,615
FINE.
GREAT.
1030
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:17,368
[ Rentro ]
## SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER
ON THE WALL ##
1031
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:21,872
## SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ##
[ Singer ]
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME !
1032
00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:25,626
CAN THIS THING
GO ANY FASTER ?
I'M DOIN' 30.
1033
00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:28,129
YOU WANNA SLOW DOWN
THERE, BUDDY ?
1034
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:31,882
LOTTA TRAFFIC TONIGHT.
SAFETY FIRST.
1035
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:44,145
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1036
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:54,405
[ Chanting ]
GONZO ! GONZO !
GONZO ! GONZO !
1037
00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:57,158
WHAT'S WITH ALL
THESE CRAZY PEOPLE ?
[ Chuckles ]
1038
00:16:57,158 --> 00:17:00,411
CAN I HELP IT IFMOI
HAS SUCH DEVOTED FANS ?
1039
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:02,413
[ Chuckles ]
AH.
1040
00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:06,417
- [ Chanting Continues ]
- ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY BACK OFF !
1041
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,669
MAKE WAY FOR THE ALIEN.
LET HIS ROYAL WEIRDNESS
THROUGH.
1042
00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:12,173
[ Pepe ]
EVERYBODY BE COOL.
STAY BACK. BE COOL, OKAY.
1043
00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,676
GONZO ! GONZO !
GONZO ! GONZO !
1044
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:18,679
GET YOUR GONZO T-SHIRTS
RIGHT HERE. TEN BUCKS.
1045
00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,182
[ Bunsen Laughing ]
OOH.
1046
00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:23,934
GOOD-BYE, RAINBOW.
AND STAY GROOVY.
1047
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,437
[ Chanting ]
1048
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,957
HMM. GOT COLD.
1049
00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:48,959
YEAH, SURE DID.
1050
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,961
[ Miss Piggy ]
MIDNIGHT.
1051
00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:54,215
THE LONE ALIEN
STANDS BEFORE A NAKED SKY.
1052
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:58,052
THE MOOD IS TENSE.
MY HAIR LOOKS GREAT.
1053
00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:03,307
WHAT ?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS !
OH, SHELLEY. BONJOUR.
1054
00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:06,310
YOU BACKSTABBING,
UNDERHANDED LITTLE
COFFEE PIG !
1055
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,312
WHAT ?
THIS IS MY SHOW !
1056
00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:11,315
MY STORY !
MY MICROPHONES.
1057
00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:14,068
THIS IS SHELLEY SNIPES
REPORTING. PLEASE IGNORE
THE LITTLE SOW.
1058
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:16,320
DISREGARD THIS WOMAN.
1059
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,323
[ Screams ]
HAI-YA !
1060
00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,078
[ Shouting ]
1061
00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:44,849
WHAT AM I DOING ?
UM--
1062
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:48,102
YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE ME
YOUR JOB AND GET EVERYONE HERE
A CUP OF COFFEE.
1063
00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:50,104
OH, YES.
OF COURSE.
1064
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:53,107
RIGHT AWAY.
OHH.
1065
00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,611
I LOVE THIS STUFF !
1066
00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:01,115
HOW YA DOIN' ?
EXCUSE ME, BUDDY.
1067
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:04,618
AND A HAPPY HALLOWEEN
TO YA, AS WELL.
OOH ! OOH !
1068
00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:08,372
[ Yelling ]
RIZ, TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1069
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,125
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S ALL RIGHT ?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1070
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,878
WE LET HIM SLIDE,
AND HE GAVE US A RIDE.
1071
00:19:13,878 --> 00:19:16,881
YEAH, YEAH.
I LOVE ALL MY NEW
RAT FRIENDS NOW.
1072
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:20,134
WHO WANTS THIS NEXT
MARSHMALLOW ?
YOU BELIEVE THAT ?
1073
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:22,386
LOOK AT THAT.
FELLAS, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1074
00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:24,138
[ Together ]
HEY, BUDDY !
1075
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:29,393
TOO BAD DAWSON
ISN'T HERE FOR THIS.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
1076
00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:32,146
THIS WHOLE SITUATION
IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF
ONE OF HIS SCI-FI MOVIES.
1077
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:35,399
BUT THIS IS A MUPPET MOVIE.
IT'S MUCH MORE REALISTIC...
1078
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:38,903
AND ROMANTIC, OKAY.
1079
00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:40,654
RIGHT.
1080
00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:43,157
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL ?
YOU SOME SORT OF ALIEN ?
1081
00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:45,659
NO, BABY.
ME AND GONZO ARE VERY TIGHT.
1082
00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:48,412
IN FACT,
WE GONNA BE CHILLIN'
IN OUR HOT TUB LATER ON.
1083
00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,915
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO PARTAKE IN THE "PARTAY."
1084
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,668
GEEKS.
1085
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,671
ALL RIGHT,
DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY.
WE'LL BE HERE.
1086
00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:59,924
OH, SHE'LL BE BACK.
1087
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:08,682
1:00 A.M.
1088
00:20:08,682 --> 00:20:12,186
THE ALIEN IS STILL
STANDING OVER THERE.
1089
00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:14,188
MY HAIR STILL LOOKS GREAT.
1090
00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:16,440
AND ONE
CAN ONLY WONDER...
1091
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,444
WHAT GONZO'S FEELING
RIGHT NOW.
1092
00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:25,449
THEY'RE NOT COMIN'.
1093
00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,702
WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE
JUST RUNNING LATE.
1094
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:32,706
IT'S A NO-SHOW.
IT'S A NO-SHOW.
WHAT ?
1095
00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,709
WAIT A SECOND.
I BELIEVED YOU, MAN.
1096
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,964
YEAH. I STAYED UP
ALL NIGHT DANCING,
1097
00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,967
AND DIDN'T STUDY
FOR FINALS BECAUSE OF YOU.
1098
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,970
I'M COLD.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
1099
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,472
UH-- UH--
1100
00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:50,474
WHAT A BUST.
1101
00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,476
I'M OUTTA HERE.
1102
00:21:05,739 --> 00:21:09,493
[ Gasps ]
LOOK !
1103
00:21:09,493 --> 00:21:11,996
[ Gasps ]
1104
00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:08,335
BOY, THEY'RE
REALLY TINY.
1105
00:22:10,337 --> 00:22:13,340
BUT TINY IS NOT
A BAD THING, RIGHT ?
1106
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:17,344
UH, NO. YEAH, YEAH.
TINY'S GOOD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1107
00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:21,348
ARE YOU TELLING ME WE CAME HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
FOR A STUPID EGG ?
1108
00:22:21,348 --> 00:22:23,851
SHH. IT COULD BE
FULL OF CHOCOLATE.
1109
00:22:25,853 --> 00:22:28,355
[ Crowd ]
OOH !
1110
00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,905
SHOOT IT !
SHOOT IT !
1111
00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:34,421
HOKEY-POKEY !
PLEASE, BIG BOSS.
I NEVER DISOBEYED MY MOTHER.
1112
00:23:34,421 --> 00:23:38,425
AND I NEVER CARRIED THE PLAGUE.
NOT EVEN ONCE ! OHH !
1113
00:24:11,842 --> 00:24:14,845
ARE YOU OKAY, GONZO ?
GREAT.
NEVER FELT BETTER.
1114
00:24:27,724 --> 00:24:31,228
LET THE ONE
WHO IS CALLED GONZO...
1115
00:24:31,728 --> 00:24:33,864
STEP FORWARD.
1116
00:24:33,864 --> 00:24:35,866
THAT'S ME !
1117
00:24:35,866 --> 00:24:38,485
I-I MEAN,
I'M GONZO.
1118
00:24:38,485 --> 00:24:41,371
STEP A LITTLE CLOSER.
1119
00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:47,494
COME A LITTLE FURTHER FORWARD.
1120
00:24:49,496 --> 00:24:52,633
COULD YOU LEAN INTO THE LIGHT ?
THERE YOU GO.
1121
00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:54,885
LEAN IN.
A LITTLE FURTHER.
1122
00:24:54,885 --> 00:24:57,754
A LITTLE FURTHER.
YEAH.
1123
00:24:57,754 --> 00:25:00,641
THAT'S HIM !
1124
00:25:05,012 --> 00:25:07,648
[ Spaceship Door
Closes ]
1125
00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:10,651
[ Ubergonzo ]
GONZO !
1126
00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:14,655
MANY ZOTONS AGO
YOU WERE LOST TO US.
1127
00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:18,659
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY
LOOKING FOR YOU, LITTLE BROTHER.
1128
00:25:21,161 --> 00:25:22,663
[ Gasps ]
1129
00:25:22,663 --> 00:25:26,166
[ Ubergonzo ]
WE KNOW OF BUT ONE WAY
TO EXPRESS OUR HAPPINESS...
1130
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,669
AT HAVING FOUND YOU.
1131
00:25:28,669 --> 00:25:32,673
#### [ Rock ]
1132
00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:35,676
####
1133
00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:37,678
## WHOO-HOO ##
1134
00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:39,680
HA, HA, HA !
1135
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,683
## NOW THERE'S A PARTY
GOIN' ON RIGHT HERE ##
1136
00:25:42,683 --> 00:25:45,185
## RIGHT HERE ##
## A CELEBRATION ##
1137
00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:48,689
THAT'S MY FAMILY !
THAT'S MY FAMILY !
1138
00:25:48,689 --> 00:25:51,692
## SO BRING YOUR GOOD TIMES
AND YOUR LAUGHTER TOO ##
1139
00:25:52,192 --> 00:25:55,445
- ## WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
YOUR PARTY WITH YOU ##
- LOOK AT 'EM !
1140
00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:59,950
## CELEBRATION ##
1141
00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:03,820
## LET'S ALL CELEBRATE
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ##
COME ON.
1142
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,324
## CELEBRATION ##
1143
00:26:07,824 --> 00:26:11,328
## WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ##
1144
00:26:11,828 --> 00:26:15,332
## IT'S TIME
TO COME TOGETHER ##
1145
00:26:15,832 --> 00:26:19,336
## IT'S UP TO YOU
WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE ##
1146
00:26:19,336 --> 00:26:23,590
## EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD
COME ON ##
1147
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:28,095
## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
COME ON ##
1148
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:31,098
## IT'S A CELEBRATION ##
1149
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,101
HA, HA, HA !
1150
00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:36,103
## WHOO-HOO ##
1151
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:39,206
## IT'S A CELEBRATION ##
1152
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:42,209
YEAH !
HA, HA !
1153
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:46,213
## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
COME ON ##
1154
00:26:46,713 --> 00:26:49,216
COME ON, GONZO.
WANNA SEE YOU UP HERE
ON THE STAGE !
1155
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,718
ME ?
YEAH, YOU BOY.
HA, HA, HA !
1156
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:56,590
## BAH, BAH, BAH
BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH ##
## WHOO-HOO ##
1157
00:26:56,590 --> 00:27:00,344
LOOK AT HIM GO, GUYS,
LOOK AT HIM UP THERE.
1158
00:27:00,344 --> 00:27:04,848
## CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
COME ON ####
1159
00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:09,603
[ Cheering, Applause ]
1160
00:27:09,603 --> 00:27:13,056
[ Alien Singer ]
YEAH, IT'S THE GREAT GONZO !
1161
00:27:14,307 --> 00:27:16,309
THIS WAY.
1162
00:27:18,311 --> 00:27:21,815
GONZO, IT IS TIME
TO TAKE...
1163
00:27:21,815 --> 00:27:24,317
YOUR RIGHTEOUS PLACE
AMONGST YOUR BROTHERS.
1164
00:27:24,317 --> 00:27:27,320
- OH, THANKS--
- HERE YOU GO.
1165
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,826
[ Ubergonzo ]
BY SURVIVING AND THRIVING
ALONE ON THIS ALIEN PLANET...
1166
00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:36,830
YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF
AUDACIOUS, COURAGEOUS AND
DISTINCTLY ONE OF A KIND.
1167
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:40,467
#### [ Drumroll ]
WE WELCOME YOU BACK
WITH OUR MOST CEREMONIOUS...
1168
00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:43,970
OF CEREMONIES.
[ Gonzo ]
WHAT'S THAT ?
1169
00:27:44,471 --> 00:27:46,473
WE GONNA BLOW YOU UP,
BABY.
1170
00:27:48,842 --> 00:27:52,345
[ Male Singer ]
## IT'S YOUR THING
DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ##
1171
00:27:53,847 --> 00:27:57,851
## I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHO TO SOCK IT TO ##
YES ! HA, HA, HA !
1172
00:27:57,851 --> 00:27:59,853
## IT'S YOUR THING ##
[ Together ]
AHH !
1173
00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:02,856
HA, HA, HA !
ARRIBA.
## DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ##
1174
00:28:02,856 --> 00:28:06,359
[ Laughing ]
I LOVE THESE PEOPLE !
1175
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,361
COMIN' DOWN.
1176
00:28:11,865 --> 00:28:13,867
COWABUNGA !
1177
00:28:14,117 --> 00:28:16,870
[ Yelling, Laughing ]
1178
00:28:18,872 --> 00:28:21,625
OH, NO !
1179
00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:23,627
UH-OH.
1180
00:28:23,627 --> 00:28:25,629
WHERE'S HE GONE ?
1181
00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,132
TA-DA !
1182
00:28:29,132 --> 00:28:32,135
[ Cheering ]
HEY, BUDDY !
1183
00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:35,138
HE'S OKAY.
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
1184
00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:39,142
NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL
"THE GREAT GONZO."
1185
00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:43,146
[ Cheering Continues ]
1186
00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,649
HA, HA ! YEAH !
1187
00:28:47,651 --> 00:28:50,787
MY HERO !
[ Gonzo ]
YES ! YES !
1188
00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,293
YEAH ! YEAH !
[ Singer ]
HOLD IT !
1189
00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:59,796
- HOLD IT.
- WHA--
1190
00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,299
GET OUTTA THE WAY,
YOU FREAK.
1191
00:29:04,301 --> 00:29:07,804
VERY, VERY MOVING,
MY LITTLE ALIEN FRIEND.
1192
00:29:07,804 --> 00:29:12,309
BUT I'M AFRAID
YOUR TIMING IS OFF.
1193
00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:15,562
NOW, YOU'RE COMING
BACK WITH ME...
1194
00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:19,065
IN MY C-CEMENT TRUCK.
1195
00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:22,068
[ Chuckling ]
1196
00:29:22,068 --> 00:29:24,070
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
1197
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:26,439
[ Laughing ]
1198
00:29:26,439 --> 00:29:29,075
DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
1199
00:29:29,075 --> 00:29:31,077
DON'T LAUGH--
ALL RIGHT.
1200
00:29:33,196 --> 00:29:36,950
- I'LL SHOW YOU LAUGHTER.
- NO.
1201
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:40,337
[ Computer Voice ]
PLEASE LOAD WEAPON.
PLEASE LOAD WEAPON.
1202
00:29:41,338 --> 00:29:43,340
PLEASE LOAD WEAPON.
1203
00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:48,345
AH, COME ON.
1204
00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:50,847
COME ON !
[ Laughing ]
1205
00:29:52,465 --> 00:29:54,467
AAH !
1206
00:29:58,221 --> 00:30:00,724
OOH ! OOH !
1207
00:30:00,724 --> 00:30:05,228
THIS CERTAINLY IS GOOD.
1208
00:30:05,228 --> 00:30:07,731
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
[ Clears Throat ]
1209
00:30:07,731 --> 00:30:10,734
NOT AS CLOSE
AS YOU THINK, MY FRIEND.
1210
00:30:11,234 --> 00:30:15,739
"PLEASE LOAD WEAPON."
AHH.
1211
00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:19,242
[ Sobbing ]
1212
00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:23,747
WE ARE HONORED
TO MEET YOU.
A MOST
EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE.
1213
00:30:24,247 --> 00:30:26,249
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?
1214
00:30:26,249 --> 00:30:31,254
GONZO OF EARTH, WHO IS
THIS MOST ENTERTAINING
FRIEND OF YOURS ?
1215
00:30:31,254 --> 00:30:34,257
THAT'S ED.
HI, ED.
HELLO, ED.
1216
00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:37,761
THE CAPE.
THE CAPE !
THE CAPE FOR ED.
1217
00:30:37,761 --> 00:30:42,265
ED, BECAUSE OF
YOUR COMIC INSTINCTS,
1218
00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:46,269
WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU
AS AMBASSADOR TO OUR PLANET.
1219
00:30:46,269 --> 00:30:48,271
GET DOWN.
1220
00:30:48,772 --> 00:30:51,274
YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME
TO GO WITH YOU ?
1221
00:30:51,775 --> 00:30:53,777
TO...
1222
00:30:55,278 --> 00:30:59,282
BOLDLY GO WHERE
NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.
1223
00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:02,786
IT WOULD BE
OUR GREAT PRIVILEGE, ED.
1224
00:31:02,786 --> 00:31:04,788
UH, MAY I CALL YOU...
1225
00:31:04,788 --> 00:31:08,291
ZONGO ?
[ Mumbling ]
ZONGO.
1226
00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:14,798
TO TRAVEL THE STARS
LIKE A MODERN-DAY MAGELLAN.
1227
00:31:14,798 --> 00:31:19,803
TO BE UP THERE WITH
JOHN GLENN, NEIL ARMSTRONG.
YEAH, OKAY.
1228
00:31:20,303 --> 00:31:24,808
YOU BETTER GET GOIN'.
THEY'RE WAITIN' FOR YA.
RUN ALONG NOW.
1229
00:31:24,808 --> 00:31:26,810
THIS WAY, ZONGO.
1230
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:29,312
ZONGO.
ZONGO.
1231
00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:34,317
BABY STEPS, SIR.
1232
00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:36,820
HA, HA.
BABY STEPS.
1233
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,574
TIME TO BEAT FEET.
COME ALONG, LITTLE BROTHER.
1234
00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:44,077
AH !
OH, BOY.
1235
00:31:44,577 --> 00:31:47,080
THIS IS HAPPENING
SO FAST.
1236
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,583
GEE. WELL, GUYS,
YOU KNOW,
1237
00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:54,904
I'M GONNA MISS YOU,
AND I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU.
1238
00:31:54,904 --> 00:31:57,907
RIZZO, BUDDY--
NO, NO, NOT ME.
1239
00:31:57,907 --> 00:32:01,911
I DO NOT DO
GOOD-BYES.
WELL, I JUST
WANNA TELL YA--
1240
00:32:01,911 --> 00:32:05,915
I JUST WANT YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
1241
00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:10,920
HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I-- I CAN ALWAYS GET
ANOTHER ROOMMATE.
1242
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,423
AH, BUDDY.
[ Sniffling ]
1243
00:32:14,924 --> 00:32:18,428
TAKE CARE.
YOU TOO.
1244
00:32:18,428 --> 00:32:23,433
AND KERMIT,
YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
ANY ALIEN COULD ASK FOR.
1245
00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:28,938
WELL, W-WE LOVE YOU,
GONZO.
1246
00:32:34,944 --> 00:32:36,946
SO, YOU'LL WRITE ?
1247
00:32:37,447 --> 00:32:39,449
OH, YEAH, SURE.
I'LL WRITE.
1248
00:32:39,449 --> 00:32:42,452
THERE'S PROBABLY
A MAIL BOX
EVERY COUPLE OF LIGHT-YEARS.
1249
00:32:42,452 --> 00:32:46,456
[ Chuckles ] YEAH.
HEY,ADIOS,MR. SPACEMAN,
OKAY.
1250
00:32:46,456 --> 00:32:50,460
HEY, MAN, YOU KEEP
SAYIN' GOOD-BYE, AND
YOU'LL NEVER GET HOME.
1251
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,962
OH, YEAH. HOME.
1252
00:32:52,962 --> 00:32:55,465
HOME.
1253
00:32:56,966 --> 00:32:58,968
TIME TO GO HOME.
1254
00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:07,977
AH. AHH.
1255
00:33:07,977 --> 00:33:11,481
[ Crying ]
1256
00:33:15,985 --> 00:33:18,988
THE STARS BECKON.
1257
00:33:21,491 --> 00:33:23,493
SHALL WE GO HOME ?
1258
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:34,137
I DON'T THINK SO.
1259
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,392
GONZO ?
1260
00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,762
THANK YOU FOR GOING
TO SO MUCH TROUBLE
TO FIND ME.
1261
00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:46,766
BUT I CAN'T GO.
1262
00:33:50,770 --> 00:33:52,772
I LOVE THESE GUYS.
1263
00:33:54,774 --> 00:33:56,776
MY LIFE IS HERE.
1264
00:33:57,777 --> 00:34:00,780
THIS IS MY HOME.
1265
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,668
IFTHATIS YOUR DECISION,
1266
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,421
THENWESHALL ABIDE BY IT.
1267
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,540
WE WILL MISS YOU.
1268
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:14,544
SO, GOOD LUCK, GONZO.
1269
00:34:16,796 --> 00:34:21,301
YES.
PEOPLE OF EARTH !
LATER.
1270
00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:24,304
- YES !
- [ All Chattering ]
1271
00:34:24,804 --> 00:34:26,806
OH, BOY.
GOOD-BYE !
1272
00:34:26,806 --> 00:34:30,443
HA-HA !
YOU'RE BACK !
YOU'RE BACK !
1273
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,947
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
1274
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:40,453
THIS IS ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN,
1275
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:45,458
AND ONE GIANT STEP FOR--
1276
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,961
WELL, FORGET IT.
1277
00:35:31,621 --> 00:35:34,123
[ Gonzo ]
WHAT A GREAT DAY.
MM-HMM.
1278
00:35:34,123 --> 00:35:37,126
THAT WAS PROBABLY
THE BEST DAY
OF MY WHOLE LIFE.
1279
00:35:39,128 --> 00:35:43,132
THERE'S JUST ONE THING
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT'S THAT, GONZO ?
1280
00:35:43,132 --> 00:35:46,636
WHY DID THEY ASK ME
TO BUILD A JACUZZI ?
1281
00:35:46,636 --> 00:35:49,639
[ Chuckling ]
1282
00:35:50,139 --> 00:35:59,649
####
1283
00:35:59,649 --> 00:36:04,153
## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR ##
1284
00:36:04,654 --> 00:36:07,156
## YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU
VERY FAR ##
1285
00:36:09,158 --> 00:36:13,663
## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM ##
1286
00:36:13,663 --> 00:36:17,166
## LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS
WHAT IT SEEMS, OH YEAH ##
1287
00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:23,172
## WHAT DO YOU SEE
ON NIGHTS OF CLEAR ##
1288
00:36:23,172 --> 00:36:27,176
## IN THE SKY SO VERY DEAR ##
1289
00:36:27,677 --> 00:36:30,179
## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR ##
1290
00:36:30,179 --> 00:36:32,682
## NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##
1291
00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,684
## SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE ##
1292
00:36:34,684 --> 00:36:39,188
## WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE
YOU CAN TRULY BE ##
1293
00:36:54,203 --> 00:36:58,708
## SHINING STAR
COMES INTO VIEW ##
1294
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,711
## TO SHINE ITS WATCHFUL LIGHT
ON YOU ##
1295
00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:08,217
## GIVE YOU STRENGTH
TO CARRY ON, YEAH ##
1296
00:37:08,217 --> 00:37:11,721
## MAKE YOUR BODY
BIG AND STRONG, OH YEAH ##
1297
00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:17,727
## BORN A MAN-CHILD
OF THE SUN ##
1298
00:37:17,727 --> 00:37:20,229
## SAW MY WORK
HAD JUST BEGUN ##
1299
00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:26,235
## FOUND I HAD
TO STAND ALONE, YEAH ##
1300
00:37:26,736 --> 00:37:30,740
## WELL, BLESS IT NOW
I'VE GOT MY OWN, OH YEAH ##
1301
00:37:31,741 --> 00:37:35,745
## SO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF
IN NEED ##
1302
00:37:35,745 --> 00:37:39,749
## WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN
TO THESE WORDS OF HEED ##
1303
00:37:41,751 --> 00:37:45,755
## BE A GIANT
GRAIN OF SAND ##
1304
00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:49,258
## WORDS OF WISDOM
"YES, I CAN" ##
1305
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,264
## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##
1306
00:37:55,264 --> 00:37:59,769
## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE
WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##
1307
00:37:59,769 --> 00:38:04,774
## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##
1308
00:38:04,774 --> 00:38:09,278
## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE
WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##
1309
00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:14,283
## YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE ##
1310
00:38:14,283 --> 00:38:19,288
## SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE
WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE
WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE ##
1311
00:38:19,288 --> 00:38:23,793
## SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE
WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE ##
1312
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:28,798
## SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE
WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE ####
1313
00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:35,304
[ Pepe ]
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, GEORGE,
OKAY.
1314
00:38:35,304 --> 00:38:37,807
TOO FUNKY.
1315
00:38:37,807 --> 00:38:40,810
## I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ##
1316
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:44,814
## OOH, I JUST CAN'T FIND
THE BEAT ##
1317
00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:47,817
## YOU NEED A FLASHLIGHT ##
1318
00:38:49,819 --> 00:38:54,323
## SPACE FLIGHT
OOH ##
1319
00:38:54,323 --> 00:38:56,826
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1320
00:38:56,826 --> 00:38:58,828
## OOH ##
1321
00:38:59,328 --> 00:39:02,832
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1322
00:39:02,832 --> 00:39:03,833
FUNKY.
1323
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:07,336
## DA-DA-DA-DEE
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ##
1324
00:39:07,336 --> 00:39:09,839
## OH, IT'S NO USE ##
1325
00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:17,346
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
## OH, SPACE FLIGHT ##
1326
00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:23,352
## NEON LIGHTS ##
## OH, STARLIGHT ##
1327
00:39:23,352 --> 00:39:29,358
## I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ##
[ Pepe ]
IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE.
1328
00:39:29,358 --> 00:39:33,362
## JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT ##
1329
00:39:33,362 --> 00:39:35,364
## OOH ##
1330
00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:38,868
## PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER ##
[ Pepe ] OKAY.
1331
00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:40,870
I GOT SIX OF THEM.
1332
00:39:42,371 --> 00:39:44,373
## HELP ME FIND THE FUNK ##
1333
00:39:44,874 --> 00:39:46,876
## YOU NEED THE FUNK ##
## I NEED THE FUNK ##
1334
00:39:47,376 --> 00:39:49,378
## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ##
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1335
00:39:49,378 --> 00:39:51,881
## MOST OF ALL
HE NEED THE FUNK ##
I NEED THE FUNK.
1336
00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:56,385
## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ##
PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME, OKAY.
1337
00:39:56,385 --> 00:40:00,890
## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK
MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK ##
1338
00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:05,394
## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK
MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNKY ##
## HELP ME, HELP ME ##
1339
00:40:05,895 --> 00:40:07,897
## HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK ##
1340
00:40:08,397 --> 00:40:12,401
## DA-DA-DA-DEE
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA ##
1341
00:40:12,401 --> 00:40:15,404
## FLASHLIGHT ##
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1342
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:19,909
I'M GOING TO FLY.
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1343
00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:24,413
## NEON LIGHT ##
## NEON LIGHT ##
1344
00:40:25,915 --> 00:40:28,918
## STREET LIGHT ##
## STREET LIGHT ##
1345
00:40:28,918 --> 00:40:30,419
THE STREET LIGHT !
1346
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,423
## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH
UNDER THE SUN ##
1347
00:40:34,423 --> 00:40:37,426
## UNDER THE SUN
UNDER THE SUN ##
1348
00:40:37,927 --> 00:40:39,929
## YEAH ##
1349
00:40:39,929 --> 00:40:43,432
## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH
UNDER THE SUN ##
1350
00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:46,435
## UNDER THE SUN
UNDER THE SUN ##
## MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK ##
1351
00:40:46,435 --> 00:40:48,938
## HELP HIM DANCE THE FUNK ##
GET OUT OF HERE, GEORGE.
1352
00:40:48,938 --> 00:40:52,441
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1353
00:40:53,442 --> 00:40:56,445
## NEON LIGHT ##
## NEON LIGHT ##
1354
00:40:56,445 --> 00:40:57,947
I LIKE THIS NEON LIGHT.
1355
00:40:57,947 --> 00:41:01,450
## RED LIGHT ##
## RED LIGHT ##
1356
00:41:01,951 --> 00:41:05,955
## OOH, STOP LIGHT ##
## STOP LIGHT ##
1357
00:41:05,955 --> 00:41:11,460
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS.
## OOH, OH LAY ME DOWN
TO SLEEP ##
1358
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,962
IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE.
1359
00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:16,465
## I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT ##
1360
00:41:16,465 --> 00:41:18,467
## SPACE FLIGHT ##
1361
00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:20,970
## RED LIGHT ##
## RED LIGHT ##
1362
00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:22,972
## NEON LIGHT ##
## NEON LIGHT ##
1363
00:41:22,972 --> 00:41:25,474
## STOP LIGHT ##
## STOP LIGHT ##
1364
00:41:25,474 --> 00:41:29,478
## EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH
UNDER THE SUN ##
1365
00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:32,481
## UNDER THE SUN
UNDER THE SUN ##
1366
00:41:32,481 --> 00:41:34,483
## OOH ##
1367
00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:40,489
## NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP ####
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
ME TOO.
1368
00:41:40,489 --> 00:41:42,992
[ Pepe Snoring ]
1369
00:41:43,492 --> 00:41:45,494
BUENAS NOCHES.
46560
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