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(WYNONNA): Previously
on "Wynonna Earp"...
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I am a fully grown half-angel.
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- I am the guardian.
- I'm sworn to protect Waverly!
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They're working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
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It's the 2005 chili cook-off
all over again.
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I'm gonna be waiting for you
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back in Purgatory.
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Ahh!
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I'm here, and we gotta
get back there! Ahh!
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No...
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Waverly.
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- The town...
- You've been gone 18 months,
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three weeks, and four days.
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All of you have.
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(INTENSE MUSIC)
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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Someone has been handing
out hemp neckties.
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That's a clear fashion don't.
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Who the hell? And why?
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Frontier justice.
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Retribution must not only be paid,
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it must be seen to be paid.
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The old-timey version of
"pics or it didn't happen".
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Something here is pretty off.
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Shorty's.
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We think better with a
little fire in our bellies.
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(SOFT MUSIC)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Uh, Nedley and I were here,
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after you followed
Waverly up the stairs.
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We drank your tequila,
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uh, but we did not macramé.
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So unless this is just
a surprise makeover
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by The Property Brothers...
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On occasion, I will put it on
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in the middle of the afternoon,
if I have cleaning to do.
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What is this menu?
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"Gunfight At The Okra Corral".
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What the hell is a Cock Holliday?
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It says it is chicken bone broth.
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- Is that not simply soup?
- Wynonna?
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(SIGHS) Chrissy Nedley.
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Are you a sight for sore livers.
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- How dare you?!
- (MAN): Hey, whoa!
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What the fig, Chrissy?!
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- Wynonna.
- Ahh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GUNS CLICKING)
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Let her go.
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Alright, say your piece, Chrissy.
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Say your piece, Chrissy,
just say your piece.
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If you wanna chat, I can
chat. I'm a good listener.
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Wynonna Earp, I am placing
you under citizen's arrest.
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For the murder of my father.
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Randall Nedley.
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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
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It's just so good to be home.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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♪ 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't no way to live ♪
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♪ So I told that devil ♪
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♪ To take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil ♪
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♪ To take you back ♪
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I would never hurt Nedley!
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As if we'd take the word of an Earp!
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Your dad did. He trusted me!
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- Unhand her at once!
- Nedley can't be dead.
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We demand proof.
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He was last seen with Wynonna.
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And that's when she disappeared
for a year and a half!
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- What a coincidence!
- Your dad was helping me!
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He was hurt,
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but I left him safe with Mercedes!
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Wait. When did you say?
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We were gone mere days. You lie.
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(WYNONNA): No, no!
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We've been waiting too long.
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No!
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(CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY)
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Doc! (SCREAMING)
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- Wynonna!
- (GUNSHOTS)
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Put the rope down and
back away from the woman.
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Sheriff.
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That's not the sheriff. Where's Nicole?
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Miss Chrissy,
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your dad lived his life for the law.
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What would he think
of your behavior now?
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- You didn't know him.
- No.
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But I do know this is
not the way we do things
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in Purgatory.
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(MAN): We want justice!
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Thank you.
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(WOMAN): Yeah, this isn't right!
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Just like the criminal vermin
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we hung last Monday,
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Miss Earp shall have a trial first.
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Get Waverly! Get Nicole!
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I shall get everyone.
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(WAVERLY HUMMING)
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- Sup?
- Whoa!
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Valdez. Rachel Valdez.
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Hi.
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- I'm, uh...
- Cold?
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Yeah. Frozen.
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I mean, I'm practically Elsa!
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- I had no idea you were...
- Kombucha?
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Pardon?
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I make it myself. And after last night,
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I bet you need some hydration.
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(GIGGLING) Mmm.
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Microbes.
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So, you're staying here?
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(BELL RINGING)
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Batman in the microwave!
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What? What is that?
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- There's something in the trap.
- Which one?
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- Behind the barn.
- What are we trapping?
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(GUN CLICKING)
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Monsters.
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Huh.
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(INTENSE MUSIC)
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There's ten traps on the homestead.
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We gotta do a full circuit
check every two hours.
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I thought the curse was broken.
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Traps aren't for Revenants.
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There's all sorts of
things in the woods now.
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And one of them,
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this big ugly troll, wants in here bad.
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(DOC): Oh, tarnation!
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Thank you for the
exceptionally tight welcome.
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Rachel, Doc, Doc, Rachel.
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Sup?
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Don't move.
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I am rather determined not to.
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Ohh!
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It is good to see you, Sheriff Haught.
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Yeah, well, these days,
it's just Nicole, or...
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"that crazy ginger bitch".
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God, it's...
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I'm so, so glad you made it, Henry.
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(SMOOCH) Ugh!
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You smell aggressively bad.
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Yeah, we use skunk
juice to bait the traps.
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Wynonna isn't marinating in skunk juice
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in one of these, is she?
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- Wynonna is in jail.
- What?
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They have framed her.
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For the murder of Randy Nedley.
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(INTENSE MUSIC)
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Who are you?
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You can call me the Sheriff.
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Okay, then you can call me an Uber.
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Ooh! Uh...
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Back away from the glass, 6-1-3-3.
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Dude...
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There's a guy in there,
I'm not going in there.
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Yeah, main cell's chock-a-block.
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But believe you me, he's
far from the worst of 'em.
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Uh...
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Assless chap? I want my phone call!
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- I want my phone call!
- Sorry I can't hear you.
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I demand a phone call!
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- Who are you?
- Casey. You?
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Local nogoodnik, Wynonna Earp.
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Ahh!
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I thought I'd be safe in here!
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Wow. Didn't even have
to steal your pudding cup
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to establish who's boss. Nice.
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From demons and famous demon hunters.
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Back up one sec.
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Pretend I haven't been here
for, say, a year and a half,
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and just explain to me.
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Uh, since the town was evacuated
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- for the forest fires?
- Say I remember that.
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Oh, well, the townspeople left,
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but demons came.
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You know when there's,
like, a bush party?
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And nobody knows who started it,
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but everybody hears about it somehow?
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They all just started showing up.
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Everybody shows up for bush.
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Yeah, the townspeople were
allowed to come back home,
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and there was, like,
an ongoing demon rager,
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centered around the woods.
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- The stairs.
- I'm not, I'm not staring!
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Also I'm only a half-demon!
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So, you know, please don't shoot!
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Casey, don't be a weenie.
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I don't even have my gun anymore.
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In here...
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Obviously the Sheriff
would have taken it.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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(SIGHING)
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So the woods are full of monsters.
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Crawling with 'em.
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These days, the only place
scarier than in here...
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is out there.
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
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(BRAKES SQUEALING)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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(SCREAMING, MONSTER GROWLING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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I have a half-knitted scarf I
was making him for Christmas.
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His waders are still in the barn.
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Yeah. I know, Waves.
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It's tough to think of a world
without Randy Nedley.
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- (KETTLE WHISTLING)
- How can he just... be gone?
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It was months of chaos
after the evacuation ended.
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People came back, yeah, but...
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to be blunt, others just disappeared.
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Kate?
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I saw her on one of
the evacuation trains.
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But beyond that...
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Jeremy? And Robin?
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Jeremy's getting by,
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though I haven't heard
from him in months.
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Robin...
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How could we have been in that garden
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for a year and a half?
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We were not. Time
must be differentiated,
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fluid in some manner.
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Yeah, God, it's such a mind-frog.
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I mean, how old even am I?
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(GASPS)
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I missed so many Property Brothers!
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I feel that.
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At least if we'd have
lived the past 18 months,
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it would be easier to...
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There was nothing easy about
those months. Not a thing.
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No, I didn't mean it like that.
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Not like that at all.
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There's no almond milk.
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It's still hard to get
some things. Sorry.
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Please don't say you're
sorry anymore, okay?
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You don't need to be.
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What you have done, Sheriff...
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Nicole...
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is nothing short of heroic.
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In the face of all adversity,
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you alone kept the homestead safe.
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I had Rachel.
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And the Earp shotguns.
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And Wynonna still hasn't come home.
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They have to let us see her.
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Wynonna said she last
left Nedley with Mercedes.
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- What is the news on her?
- It's not good.
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There's a new demon bar
out on Horsehead Trail.
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And, though given the circumstances,
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it is but a trifle...
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is there word of my Charlene?
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♪ Tell your mama ♪
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♪ Tell your pa ♪
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♪ Tell your daddy what you never saw ♪
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♪ You can run out ♪
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Woo-hoo!
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♪ Run out that door ♪
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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Vacation is over, assholes.
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It is time for a Holliday.
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00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,316
The club is members only.
264
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,685
Well, here are my dues.
265
00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:43,056
Salutations, Patrons of...
266
00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:45,793
The Glory Hole?
267
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:48,328
Is that really the name of this latrine?
268
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:51,198
"Why should I obtain by force
269
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,535
that which I can obtain by cheating?"
270
00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:57,504
John Henry Holliday,
271
00:10:57,506 --> 00:11:00,941
born 1851, Griffin, Georgia.
272
00:11:00,943 --> 00:11:01,943
Amon.
273
00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:05,879
I'm the proprietor of this latrine.
274
00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:08,782
You sure you wouldn't rather
cheat than force your way in?
275
00:11:08,784 --> 00:11:10,851
Bring me Ms. Gardner.
276
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:13,720
Unless you fancy kissing hardwood too.
277
00:11:13,722 --> 00:11:15,455
Hmm, well...
278
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,610
There were parts of that scenario
279
00:11:17,612 --> 00:11:20,047
which I found enticing.
280
00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:24,799
Big fan, Mr. H.
281
00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,503
It's a demon bar.
282
00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:33,575
You think we're not thrilled
to welcome an undead legend?
283
00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:38,312
Not the worst thing I've been called.
284
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:39,713
(CHUCKLES)
285
00:11:39,715 --> 00:11:40,981
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
286
00:11:40,983 --> 00:11:43,550
(WOMAN): Welcome to my Glory Hole.
287
00:11:43,552 --> 00:11:45,686
- (MAN CHEERING)
- That's right, bonbons.
288
00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:47,988
It's time for your nicest vice,
289
00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:50,691
the mistress of the ruthless.
290
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,893
(APPLAUSE)
291
00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,194
Portia Control.
292
00:11:54,196 --> 00:11:56,930
♪ Do you want to go downtown ♪
293
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,666
♪ See the city lights, it's
the red light district ♪
294
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:02,736
♪ Do you want to go downtown ♪
295
00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:05,304
(WOMEN CHEERING)
296
00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:07,908
If they think they're
gonna lock up my sister
297
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,077
for the maybe murder
of my favorite Sheriff,
298
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,912
present company excepted, of course.
299
00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,347
Present company not the Sheriff.
300
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,616
Yeah, and what the hell's that about?!
301
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,517
Yeah. You haven't met the "they" yet.
302
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,753
Nicole. I am gonna go to town
303
00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:21,688
and I am gonna kick so much ass,
304
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,224
I might go up a shoe size.
305
00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:26,294
God, I've missed you, Waverly Earp.
306
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,097
Though how do I, an adult woman,
307
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:32,398
own this many fuzzy garments?
308
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,401
It's only cause I
organized it by fabric.
309
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,724
I did faux fur, flirty florals,
310
00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:38,327
feminine flannels...
311
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:41,108
You saved it all.
312
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,110
- (RACHEL SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND)
- So carefully.
313
00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,076
Yeah, everything I could, anyway.
314
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,645
(RACHEL): A little help here, please!
315
00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:49,316
- (KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
- Geez. Hey, Rachel!
316
00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,691
Not like that!
317
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:54,622
Honestly, it's like this girl has
never milked a skunk before.
318
00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,410
You're saying all these
words like they make sense.
319
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:01,228
I gotta go save her from herself.
320
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,498
Come back safe, okay? Again.
321
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,166
And with Wynonna this time.
322
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,834
(RACHEL): I just need your juice!
323
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:10,038
- (SIGHS)
- Okay.
324
00:13:13,609 --> 00:13:14,841
(WYNONNA SIGHS)
325
00:13:14,843 --> 00:13:16,576
What are you in for?
326
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,506
I splatowed one of my customers.
327
00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,142
I thought she was a Medusa.
328
00:13:20,144 --> 00:13:22,912
- 'Cause of how high you were?
- No, because she was a Medusa.
329
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,889
If Purgatory's such a
hellhole now, why stay?
330
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,492
Wait... How'd you get around
the problem of the border?
331
00:13:32,859 --> 00:13:34,293
What problem with the border?
332
00:13:34,295 --> 00:13:36,429
Oh, did I not mention that?
333
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:37,764
- (WYNONNA SIGHS)
- Okay...
334
00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,733
After all the demons moth-to-a-flamed
335
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,677
the Ghost River Triangle,
some government dickpickles
336
00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:44,938
set up, like, a quarantine
around the place.
337
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,675
Whoa, whoa, whoa, so,
people can't get out now?
338
00:13:46,677 --> 00:13:48,942
Demons can't. Reg peeps can.
339
00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:50,344
Good.
340
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,145
Wait. Not criminals!
341
00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:54,281
There's no way in Herojuana
they'll let you out.
342
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:56,984
This is a Russian doll of suckage.
343
00:13:56,986 --> 00:14:00,010
Inside an arbitrary border,
there's a hellmouth,
344
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,616
inside that is a demon bush party,
345
00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:03,056
inside that is a jail,
346
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:04,491
and inside that,
347
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:06,526
I'm at the mercy of a
Dukes of Hazzard reject
348
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,395
who wouldn't know justice
if it splatowed him
349
00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:10,664
- in his butter sculpture face.
- (KNOCKING)
350
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,566
Ms. Earp? You have a visitor.
351
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,134
Good.
352
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:15,802
Give me a heads up next time.
353
00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:17,137
You were in the zone.
354
00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:19,359
My client has the right to a trial.
355
00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:20,974
Your sister will get one.
356
00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,705
That's the whole
reason I brought her in,
357
00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:24,208
instead of letting the town hang her.
358
00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:27,380
I'm issuing a writ of habeas corpus.
359
00:14:27,382 --> 00:14:28,648
No!
360
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,717
These dickpickles are gonna
have to show us a body.
361
00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,320
That is literally what
habeas corpus means.
362
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,155
You two wanna let me know
when you're done slap-fighting
363
00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,691
'cause I've got a hell of a backlog.
364
00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:37,994
Oh, you've got a backlog?
365
00:14:37,996 --> 00:14:40,330
Buddy, apparently I haven't
pooped in 18 months.
366
00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:42,233
I have a backlog.
367
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:45,198
Motion to strike that from the record.
368
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,666
Motion denied.
369
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,735
Nice of you to join us, Magistrate.
370
00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:51,039
- Mm-hmm.
- Magistrate?
371
00:14:52,273 --> 00:14:54,441
The family member here
would like to register
372
00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:56,009
a judicial complaint, Your Honor.
373
00:14:56,011 --> 00:14:57,111
Yeah, I don't do those.
374
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,945
I just like the part
where I'm all judgy.
375
00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:01,049
It's regarding the Earp case.
376
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:06,888
That's her?
377
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,556
That?
378
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,191
That can hear you.
379
00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:13,627
Um, we need to manage
this one carefully.
380
00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,862
There was an incident downtown, and...
381
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,622
- people are watching.
- Ooh, fun.
382
00:15:18,624 --> 00:15:21,551
Uh, can we not refer to
the attempted execution
383
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,104
of my client as fun?
384
00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:26,006
Can I speak with you
for a moment privately?
385
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,542
In my office?
386
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:30,745
Cute outfit.
387
00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:34,181
(DOOR CLOSING)
388
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,349
(WHISPERING): Is this our
plan? Is this our entire plan?
389
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:37,751
No, of course not.
390
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,986
Wynonna, we're gonna prove
you didn't kill Nedley.
391
00:15:39,988 --> 00:15:40,989
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
392
00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,392
Doc's all over it.
393
00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:45,258
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
394
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,228
♪ Do you wanna go downtown ♪
395
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,797
(CROWD CHEERING)
396
00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,632
Behave, bunnies.
397
00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,302
Or don't.
398
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,606
What a dame.
399
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:01,976
Do you want another Brandy Alexander?
400
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,445
I wish I could offer
you something different,
401
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,915
but my supply trucks keep
getting eaten by the woods.
402
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:13,554
And what with this county
technically dry these days...
403
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,959
Doc!
404
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,461
What a relief it is to see you.
405
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,132
And a letdown to smell you.
406
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,867
Well, careful now.
407
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:28,635
You will make your bunnies jealous.
408
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,604
They just love when I serve them up
409
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:33,073
all that bloodsucker realness.
410
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,942
Who turned you? Was it Kate?
411
00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:39,179
What? I'm not a vamp!
412
00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:40,614
Realness means faking it.
413
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:42,449
God. Keep up!
414
00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:45,152
Wait, so you are not actually a demon?
415
00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,221
I just let them think that I am,
416
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,256
because it's safer that way.
417
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,292
What does that tell you about
what this town has become?
418
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:54,261
Please tell me everyone's okay, Doc.
419
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,830
Waverly is fine. Wynonna is in jail.
420
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:59,466
Frick. I was worried about that.
421
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,035
What really happened to Nedley?
422
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:04,337
When Wynonna left him with me,
423
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:06,139
I tried my best to Meredith Grey
424
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:07,841
that magnificent old
bitch back to health.
425
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,076
But eventually, he did a runner on me.
426
00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:11,144
Why?
427
00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:14,279
He was oozing. And he smelled.
428
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:17,105
Like a teen boy's feet,
coated in blue cheese.
429
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,019
Worse than you!
430
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,720
You paint quite a picture, Portia.
431
00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:22,889
I tried my best.
432
00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,758
But this place was getting real.
433
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,060
And after a few days, he just...
434
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:29,030
he took off into the woods.
435
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,466
Where the monsters are.
436
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,204
You must come and attest to that.
437
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,206
Doc, this isn't the
world that you all left.
438
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,341
We must produce Nedley,
439
00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:43,444
either alive or dead, we must find him.
440
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,581
I can tell you where
the people-eater is,
441
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,316
it's out at Grizzly Flats.
442
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,418
Maybe you'll find
something to show them.
443
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,318
Doc, they say it's claws
are like if Wolverine
444
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,754
impregnated a chainsaw.
445
00:17:55,924 --> 00:17:57,458
Thank you, Mercedes.
446
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:05,732
Oh! (LAUGHING)
447
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,100
Can we try a jailbreak?
448
00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:09,035
No! They've got a lot
of guys working for them,
449
00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:10,470
- whatever they are.
- Yeah.
450
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:12,038
- What if they're all demons?
- Exactly,
451
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,040
- and I don't have my...
- (DISTANT LAUGHING)
452
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,976
... shiny thing that
makes with the peace.
453
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,644
- Shit.
- Ahem!
454
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,747
I have an announcement to make!
455
00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:22,148
So!
456
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,783
(CLEARING THROAT)
457
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:27,053
- (MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK)
- You think that our jails
458
00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:29,656
are too crowded, and
our courts are too slow?
459
00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:32,392
Think there's nothing to
do in this lame-ass town?
460
00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:35,128
Think we need a little bit
more junk in our trunks?
461
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,566
- Is she asking me?
- And as always,
462
00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:39,302
we aim to please,
463
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,372
and we're here to fix any problem
464
00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:43,770
you guys think you might have. So...
465
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:47,107
lock up your daughters,
and lube up your saucepans!
466
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:50,944
All of our jailbirds
will be competing for one,
467
00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:53,747
yes, one, get-out-of-jail-free card.
468
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:55,651
- In the first ever...
- What?
469
00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:58,752
... Randy Nedley Memorial Chili Cook-off
470
00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:01,155
For Freedom! Yay!
471
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,459
Is... Is this real life?
472
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:09,030
Might be for you. But I'm dead.
473
00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:16,211
(PIANO MUSIC)
474
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,975
Hope you're ready to stumble!
475
00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:25,878
'Cause this tummy is
starting to grumble!
476
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,413
- (WOMAN): Woo!
- (CHUCKLING)
477
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:30,517
She is Grade A, USDA certifiable.
478
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:31,934
Hey, just be glad you weren't here
479
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:35,371
for the Tops-Off-Dance-Off For Freedom!
480
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,739
Every month or so,
481
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:39,208
the Magistrate manages
to out-whackadoo herself.
482
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,210
I don't get it. What's her endgame?
483
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,879
Ugh, classic bread and circuses, brah.
484
00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:46,281
Keep the populace fed and entertained,
485
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,695
and you can get away
with all kinds of devilry.
486
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:51,102
Yup. Okay, your trash talk is
a little all over the place.
487
00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:53,371
Hey, they set people
free after these contests.
488
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:54,672
I've seen it.
489
00:19:54,674 --> 00:19:57,142
What if this is the only
chance for us to get out?
490
00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:00,444
Wynonna!
491
00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:02,180
Hi.
492
00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:03,382
Haught.
493
00:20:06,386 --> 00:20:08,152
Thanks for getting her home.
494
00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:10,254
I only did it for me.
495
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:12,357
Like everything you've ever done.
496
00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:14,860
It's been a while.
497
00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:18,696
A long while, apparently.
498
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,598
- How you holding up?
- Peachy.
499
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,034
Hey. I brought a few things from home.
500
00:20:23,036 --> 00:20:24,435
Is that against the rules?
501
00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:25,770
Uh, I feel like the only rule
502
00:20:25,772 --> 00:20:28,206
is don't tell the Empress
she's got no clothes.
503
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,942
Well she's def got no panties.
504
00:20:30,944 --> 00:20:33,778
What? She jumped up on a
desk. I couldn't help it.
505
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:36,013
- Is she waxed?
- (AIRHORN BLARING)
506
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:37,549
- Fudge!
- And that's the first toot
507
00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:40,885
of the Randy Nedley Memorial
Chili Cook-off For Freedom!
508
00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,987
With a lot more toots to follow.
509
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,489
Now get cooking, left-swipes!
510
00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:48,059
- Cook!
- Do I put the cheese in first?
511
00:20:48,061 --> 00:20:49,895
- Probably, right?
- Oh!
512
00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:51,996
- Okay.
- Okay.
513
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:53,064
- Yup.
- Yup.
514
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,566
We're on it. We're on it.
515
00:20:56,703 --> 00:20:59,304
(EERIE MUSIC)
516
00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:31,302
Ohh...
517
00:21:31,304 --> 00:21:34,206
Oh, sweet honey-lamb.
518
00:21:40,847 --> 00:21:42,648
(MONSTER GROWLING)
519
00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:48,353
(TENSE MUSIC)
520
00:21:52,325 --> 00:21:54,458
Come closer, now.
521
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,295
It is time we met.
522
00:21:57,297 --> 00:21:58,629
(GROWLING)
523
00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:00,666
(COUNTRY MUSIC)
524
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:04,001
Woo! You want a t-shirt?!
525
00:22:04,003 --> 00:22:05,069
You want a t-shirt?
526
00:22:05,071 --> 00:22:07,305
And you get a t-shirt! Oh!
527
00:22:07,307 --> 00:22:08,773
In the nads!
528
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:10,776
Now they're also XXL!
529
00:22:10,778 --> 00:22:12,078
Probably better not to be Sheriff
530
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,547
while she's got her hands on that thing.
531
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,613
Imagine the lawsuits?
532
00:22:15,615 --> 00:22:18,215
I never imagined you giving up the star,
533
00:22:18,217 --> 00:22:19,984
power-hungry fiend that you are.
534
00:22:19,986 --> 00:22:21,886
I didn't give up. Cleo showed up,
535
00:22:21,888 --> 00:22:23,988
reincorporated the town,
made herself magistrate,
536
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:26,691
- and elected her own Sheriff.
- So nobody stopped her?
537
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:29,560
Who had time for politics? I
had Rachel, and the homestead,
538
00:22:29,562 --> 00:22:31,563
and people to look for.
539
00:22:31,565 --> 00:22:33,199
And I did look. Hard.
540
00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:34,635
Where'd you look? Up Bunny Loblaw's...
541
00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:36,304
Don't come at me about
it, okay, Wynonna?
542
00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:38,536
I know I let everybody down.
543
00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:40,171
Nicole, I would never say...
544
00:22:40,173 --> 00:22:42,573
Are you two chatting?
I need those onions, stat!
545
00:22:42,575 --> 00:22:44,508
Yes, chef! Coming.
546
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:47,177
Okay. Now, for the pressed seitan.
547
00:22:47,179 --> 00:22:49,680
What?! Who's President Satan?
548
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:52,350
No. Seitan. As in vital wheat gluten.
549
00:22:52,352 --> 00:22:53,851
It's the secret to a hearty vegan chili.
550
00:22:53,853 --> 00:22:55,619
We're making vegan chili?!
551
00:22:55,621 --> 00:22:58,256
Baby, how's she supposed to win
anything with vegan chili?!
552
00:22:59,058 --> 00:23:00,658
(GASPS)
553
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,794
Not today, Satan!
554
00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:04,895
Afternoon, Ms. Haught.
555
00:23:04,897 --> 00:23:07,064
Sheriff Clayborn.
556
00:23:07,066 --> 00:23:08,666
Makes a change to see you back in town.
557
00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:11,535
I hope that means
there's no hard feelings.
558
00:23:11,537 --> 00:23:13,238
About the election.
559
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,606
I didn't have as much time to campaign.
560
00:23:15,608 --> 00:23:18,075
Or your other rumored advantages.
561
00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:20,578
Nice you can afford a break now, though.
562
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,813
I mean, that is,
563
00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:23,835
if you feel the homestead
is safe with a...
564
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,638
teenage girl on the case.
565
00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:28,854
Good luck with the chili.
566
00:23:36,796 --> 00:23:38,896
Aw, you have your little worry wrinkle.
567
00:23:38,898 --> 00:23:41,532
There are things, Waverly.
Every night, in those traps.
568
00:23:41,534 --> 00:23:43,734
The monster really wants inside.
569
00:23:43,736 --> 00:23:45,270
You're worried about Rachel.
570
00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:48,272
Why don't you go home?
571
00:23:48,274 --> 00:23:49,740
You sure you don't mind?
572
00:23:49,742 --> 00:23:51,042
No.
573
00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:01,952
I'll give you 20 bucks
for half your bacon.
574
00:24:01,954 --> 00:24:04,789
You don't have 20 bucks.
575
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,425
Wynonna!
576
00:24:08,528 --> 00:24:10,094
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
577
00:24:10,096 --> 00:24:11,863
For Randy Nedley.
578
00:24:11,865 --> 00:24:14,867
(GUNSHOTS, MONSTER GROWLING)
579
00:24:26,779 --> 00:24:28,980
(GROWLING)
580
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,683
Rachel?!
581
00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:35,920
- Valdez?!
- Nicole! I'm okay!
582
00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:37,955
Okay. You're okay?
583
00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:39,657
Don't make it more
painful by mommying me.
584
00:24:39,659 --> 00:24:41,091
What happened?
585
00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:42,993
I'm out re-baiting trap
seven, by the poplars,
586
00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:45,930
and you scared away the skunks
earlier, so I used kombucha.
587
00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:47,665
What? It kills all kinds of things,
588
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:49,900
you know, like intestinal
parasites, and...
589
00:24:49,902 --> 00:24:51,302
Ow, ow!
590
00:24:51,304 --> 00:24:53,070
So I'm filling up the trap,
591
00:24:53,072 --> 00:24:55,439
and it runs in, you know,
the big, crusty one.
592
00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:58,008
But then, you know that
old-timey cowboy dude?
593
00:24:58,010 --> 00:24:59,243
Daddy Blue Eyes?
594
00:24:59,245 --> 00:25:00,679
- Doc.
- Yeah!
595
00:25:00,681 --> 00:25:02,315
He's on the hill, and he's yelling at it
596
00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:03,751
to come get him instead.
597
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:06,150
- Did he kill it?
- No, but he shot it.
598
00:25:06,152 --> 00:25:08,623
Okay. You are coming inside.
599
00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:10,488
And that is my mommy voice.
600
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:13,123
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
601
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,758
Oh, my God. It's edible. Try it!
602
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,594
You threw stolen beef
and a can of anchovies
603
00:25:16,596 --> 00:25:18,462
into my vegan masterpiece!
604
00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:19,697
Ahh!
605
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:21,131
Damn.
606
00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:23,300
I'm gonna shove that thing
up her canned anchovies.
607
00:25:23,302 --> 00:25:26,070
Criminal, take it.
608
00:25:26,072 --> 00:25:27,506
And this.
609
00:25:28,474 --> 00:25:30,307
Criminal chiliheads!
610
00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:33,711
As you all know, I
excel at having opinions.
611
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:35,679
And I was going to decide today's winner
612
00:25:35,681 --> 00:25:37,147
all by my lonesome,
613
00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:38,716
but a little voice in my head was like,
614
00:25:38,718 --> 00:25:40,985
don't be such a greedy
skank's toilet, Cleo!
615
00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:42,186
- Cleo?
- Toilet?
616
00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:45,089
So I asked the second...
617
00:25:45,091 --> 00:25:47,358
prettiest girl in all of Purgatory
618
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,527
to come help me out.
619
00:25:48,529 --> 00:25:51,896
So slap your bits together
for your Miss Kidney Bean:
620
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,697
Chrissy Nedley!
621
00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:55,367
(CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
622
00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,705
(TENSE MUSIC)
623
00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:04,475
Oh... You weren't kidding.
624
00:26:04,477 --> 00:26:07,478
She really does think
you killed her dad.
625
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,314
Yeah, I don't think you're gonna win.
626
00:26:10,316 --> 00:26:12,796
I'm gonna turn out the lights
in case it's attracted to them.
627
00:26:13,719 --> 00:26:16,086
(MONSTER ROARING)
628
00:26:16,088 --> 00:26:17,721
It's here.
629
00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:20,558
(STOMPING)
630
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,260
(DOC): Nicole! Let me in! Let me in!
631
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:26,096
(RACHEL): It's Dr. Mustache,
we have to save him!
632
00:26:26,098 --> 00:26:27,899
(DOC): I'm going out front!
633
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,768
It's gonna break the glass!
634
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:31,936
(DOC): Open up!
635
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:33,771
Nicole, you have to let him in!
636
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:35,539
- (STOMPING)
- Nicole!
637
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:37,910
- (MONSTER ROARING)
- Nicole!
638
00:26:40,108 --> 00:26:41,328
(ROARING)
639
00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,830
Wake up!
640
00:26:42,832 --> 00:26:45,165
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
641
00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,535
- (MONSTER ROARING)
- (DOC): Please!
642
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,151
That felt like it took forever.
643
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:53,254
- Yeah, I bet.
- Move!
644
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,458
(INTENSE MUSIC)
645
00:26:59,928 --> 00:27:02,929
(GUNSHOT, MONSTER ROARING)
646
00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,865
You carried a bottle the
whole time you were running?
647
00:27:05,867 --> 00:27:07,835
- You are goals.
- No, he is not goals,
648
00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:10,238
- he needs water.
- Or maybe he needs...
649
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,241
(BOTH): Don't say kombucha.
650
00:27:12,243 --> 00:27:14,140
Thanks for distracting
the crusty booger beast.
651
00:27:14,142 --> 00:27:16,442
- Right, Haught?
- Yeah. Thanks, Doc.
652
00:27:16,444 --> 00:27:18,378
Do not let me set here
for more than ten minutes.
653
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,413
I am fixing to return to the woods.
654
00:27:20,415 --> 00:27:21,981
- For what?
- To complete the job.
655
00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:24,751
- That is a host animal.
- For the little puffballs!
656
00:27:24,753 --> 00:27:26,586
I saw it leaking from the wound.
657
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:29,088
I believe it has slowed a little.
658
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:30,891
Then it's time we strike back.
659
00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:34,694
- It might be okay.
- (AIRHORN BLARING)
660
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,329
- I'll never get used to that.
- So...
661
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,532
Clearly some of you
didn't want it bad enough.
662
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,968
Seriously, four of those chilis
663
00:27:39,970 --> 00:27:41,648
was just hot diarrhea with beans.
664
00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:43,116
- Certainly mine.
- Ew.
665
00:27:43,118 --> 00:27:45,519
So, thank you for attending
666
00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:48,288
the first Randy Nedley
Memorial Chili Cook-off.
667
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,924
If you leave off the
"For Freedom", so help me,
668
00:27:49,926 --> 00:27:52,225
I will treat you to an
actual bowl of hot diarrhea.
669
00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:53,860
For Freedom!
670
00:27:53,862 --> 00:27:56,863
My father had a complicated
relationship with this cook-off.
671
00:27:56,865 --> 00:27:59,127
If he were here today, he would say...
672
00:27:59,129 --> 00:28:01,202
God, no one cares, Pissy, who won?!
673
00:28:02,471 --> 00:28:04,771
And today's winner of our
get out-of-jail-free card
674
00:28:04,773 --> 00:28:06,006
goes to...
675
00:28:06,008 --> 00:28:07,541
Please, please, please, please.
676
00:28:07,543 --> 00:28:09,810
Wynonna Earp!
677
00:28:09,812 --> 00:28:11,879
- What?
- (CROWD WHISTLING)
678
00:28:13,716 --> 00:28:15,683
(SQUEALING)
679
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:21,021
Winner, winner, chili dinner! I win!
680
00:28:21,023 --> 00:28:23,124
- Glad it was you, Cell-y!
- Listen, you can have the rest
681
00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:24,827
- of my chili if you want.
- Ah, I'm good.
682
00:28:26,161 --> 00:28:27,861
What?
683
00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:28,963
Ah...
684
00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:32,599
- No way, right?
- Okay!
685
00:28:32,601 --> 00:28:34,434
Bye!
686
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:37,671
- Pound it. No? No?
- (WAVERLY GAGS)
687
00:28:37,673 --> 00:28:40,574
It tastes like peppermint butt.
688
00:28:40,576 --> 00:28:41,908
- Hey, hey!
- So why?
689
00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:44,112
Unhand your Chili Queen!
690
00:28:45,948 --> 00:28:47,715
That's why.
691
00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:52,018
Where are those keys?
692
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,782
To my new car?
693
00:28:53,784 --> 00:28:55,856
Wow, this contest has everything!
694
00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:58,525
Holt, or Sheriff Clayborn,
695
00:28:58,527 --> 00:29:00,393
doesn't like it when I
drive department vehicles,
696
00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:02,662
but he can have a big
old gag of my gavel.
697
00:29:02,664 --> 00:29:05,098
Did you forget the "freedom" part?
698
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,867
Yeah, not 'til you get to the border.
699
00:29:06,869 --> 00:29:07,954
I'm not leaving town.
700
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:09,532
Don't worry, I can get
you out. I know people.
701
00:29:09,534 --> 00:29:11,104
No, I mean, I won't.
702
00:29:11,106 --> 00:29:12,739
Do you know how many Purgatorians
703
00:29:12,741 --> 00:29:14,775
would have murdered for this prize?
704
00:29:14,777 --> 00:29:16,943
(GASPS) Oh, weird...
705
00:29:16,945 --> 00:29:19,046
I just realized that that's
exactly what you did!
706
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,784
You acted like you knew who I was.
707
00:29:23,786 --> 00:29:25,552
When we first met.
708
00:29:25,554 --> 00:29:26,888
But you're not a Revenant.
709
00:29:28,257 --> 00:29:30,792
And if you were really
powerful, you'd just kill me.
710
00:29:33,929 --> 00:29:35,296
(GASPS) Yay!
711
00:29:36,098 --> 00:29:37,365
Keys!
712
00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:38,834
I wish I knew what we were up against,
713
00:29:38,836 --> 00:29:41,134
so we could prep a silver
bullet or a wooden stake.
714
00:29:41,136 --> 00:29:43,170
- Sorry, Doc.
- Understood.
715
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,138
Okay, don't yell at me, but...
716
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:47,507
the creature did make a Chewbacca howl
717
00:29:47,509 --> 00:29:49,042
when it stepped in
the puddle of kombucha.
718
00:29:49,044 --> 00:29:50,944
For the last time,
home brewed mold juice
719
00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:52,347
will not defeat pure evil.
720
00:29:52,349 --> 00:29:54,147
It smelled like pure evil.
721
00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:57,317
When it was leaking? Like
blue cheese and boy feet.
722
00:29:57,319 --> 00:29:59,419
Did you hear someone say that?
723
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,955
It dealt it. I simply smelt it.
724
00:30:01,957 --> 00:30:04,758
Look, I am not suggesting
we refrain from hunting it...
725
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,894
Like hell I would.
726
00:30:05,896 --> 00:30:08,295
... but I looked into its eyes
and I'm remain unconvinced
727
00:30:08,297 --> 00:30:09,729
it is our enemy.
728
00:30:09,731 --> 00:30:11,719
This thing wants to take Waverly's home,
729
00:30:11,721 --> 00:30:14,601
and our ability to
think of anything else.
730
00:30:14,603 --> 00:30:16,236
I found this in the trap,
731
00:30:16,238 --> 00:30:17,737
last year when you guys were...
732
00:30:17,739 --> 00:30:19,073
Gone for too long.
733
00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:21,743
At first I thought it was irrelevant,
734
00:30:21,745 --> 00:30:23,810
but then I figured it out.
735
00:30:23,812 --> 00:30:25,512
It's a Hawaiian shirt, Doc.
736
00:30:25,514 --> 00:30:27,849
It's... It's Nedley's shirt.
737
00:30:29,284 --> 00:30:30,917
That thing killed him,
738
00:30:30,919 --> 00:30:32,887
and now we need to kill it.
739
00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:35,822
The ballpuffers are parasites,
740
00:30:35,824 --> 00:30:37,991
and they took over something.
741
00:30:37,993 --> 00:30:39,827
Someone.
742
00:30:40,696 --> 00:30:44,130
Someone that always
comes back to you, Nicole.
743
00:30:44,132 --> 00:30:45,365
No.
744
00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:48,034
What if the ogre didn't eat Nedley?
745
00:30:48,036 --> 00:30:50,470
- What if the ogre...
- ... is Nedley?
746
00:30:50,472 --> 00:30:52,173
(TENSE MUSIC)
747
00:30:54,576 --> 00:30:56,409
People will find out...
748
00:30:56,411 --> 00:30:59,746
about the contest, about
you not keeping your word.
749
00:30:59,748 --> 00:31:02,250
One, how are they gonna find out?
750
00:31:03,051 --> 00:31:06,386
And two, what does an Earp know
about keeping their word, huh?
751
00:31:06,388 --> 00:31:08,321
That is priceless.
752
00:31:08,323 --> 00:31:09,789
You are hilare.
753
00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,225
So this is personal.
754
00:31:13,395 --> 00:31:15,930
(GRUNTING)
755
00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:19,066
(WYNONNA GROANING)
756
00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:21,968
No.
757
00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:23,403
See this...
758
00:31:23,405 --> 00:31:26,808
This is hereditary, daughter of Earps.
759
00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:30,076
(CLEO LAUGHING)
760
00:31:30,078 --> 00:31:32,312
Besides, we have to keep
761
00:31:32,314 --> 00:31:34,581
feeding something to this monster,
762
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:37,250
whatever it is, to keep it out of town.
763
00:31:37,252 --> 00:31:38,885
See, Sheriff Holt and I?
764
00:31:38,887 --> 00:31:40,921
We know what it takes
765
00:31:40,923 --> 00:31:43,790
to get dirty jobs done.
766
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,993
And if that dirty job...
767
00:31:47,729 --> 00:31:49,797
happens to be you?
768
00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:52,933
Bonus.
769
00:31:52,935 --> 00:31:55,069
- Now scream.
- Argh!
770
00:31:56,138 --> 00:31:58,104
(QUIETLY): Eat my vegan seitan.
771
00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:00,440
(SIGHS) See, they lied.
772
00:32:00,442 --> 00:32:01,809
You're not even fun.
773
00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:04,912
(SCREAMING)
774
00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:08,281
Beastie boy!
775
00:32:08,283 --> 00:32:10,284
Come and get it!
776
00:32:13,855 --> 00:32:15,088
Where are you going?
777
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,190
Oh, to sit in my car.
778
00:32:17,192 --> 00:32:18,959
Take a few pics!
779
00:32:18,961 --> 00:32:22,062
Maybe buff my muff, if the mood strikes.
780
00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:23,464
You are so weird.
781
00:32:26,735 --> 00:32:28,268
Previews are over.
782
00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:30,103
Looks like the creature
feature is starting.
783
00:32:30,105 --> 00:32:31,905
Get away from her, skank toilet!
784
00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:32,974
Ahh!
785
00:32:32,976 --> 00:32:34,874
For the record, I don't
believe in skank shaming,
786
00:32:34,876 --> 00:32:36,110
but you said it first.
787
00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:40,513
Sis, you okay?
788
00:32:40,515 --> 00:32:42,115
We need a knife or scissors.
789
00:32:42,117 --> 00:32:44,751
I have... teeth?
790
00:32:44,753 --> 00:32:46,654
Ugh! She's got a weapon!
791
00:32:47,589 --> 00:32:49,356
Friggin' skanks always do.
792
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,024
Wait, I gotta stop saying that.
793
00:32:51,026 --> 00:32:52,860
Okay, stay there!
794
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,433
No, no, no!
795
00:33:00,435 --> 00:33:02,469
(CLEO SCREAMING)
796
00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:03,770
(GROWLING)
797
00:33:03,772 --> 00:33:06,540
(WHIMPERING)
798
00:33:11,013 --> 00:33:12,946
(GRUNTING)
799
00:33:12,948 --> 00:33:14,147
(GROWLING)
800
00:33:14,149 --> 00:33:15,549
Waverly!
801
00:33:17,619 --> 00:33:19,120
Waverly!
802
00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:22,056
- Hold your fire!
- It's Nedley!
803
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,359
Doc, flank him on the back!
804
00:33:26,361 --> 00:33:28,529
Waverly, find your position!
805
00:33:30,032 --> 00:33:32,900
(TENSE MUSIC)
806
00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:37,505
(ENGINE STARTING)
807
00:33:38,673 --> 00:33:40,541
(GROWLING)
808
00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:49,083
(SOFT, JOYFUL MUSIC)
809
00:33:57,059 --> 00:34:01,895
♪ I used to take on
the world on my own ♪
810
00:34:01,897 --> 00:34:05,399
♪ Thought I was so strong ♪
811
00:34:09,271 --> 00:34:11,571
♪ As long as I'm here ♪
812
00:34:11,573 --> 00:34:14,040
♪ By your side ♪
813
00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:17,077
♪ Ten times as strong together ♪
814
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:20,381
♪ We're amplified ♪
815
00:34:23,919 --> 00:34:25,518
Idiots.
816
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,053
(LAUGHING)
817
00:34:27,055 --> 00:34:28,689
(GROWLING)
818
00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:34,428
♪ And I'm here by your side ♪
819
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:40,900
(LAUGHING)
820
00:34:40,902 --> 00:34:42,203
Wynonna?
821
00:34:43,038 --> 00:34:44,304
What did I do?
822
00:34:44,306 --> 00:34:46,539
You survived, Nedley.
823
00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:47,774
That's what you did.
824
00:34:47,776 --> 00:34:49,343
You made it home.
825
00:34:52,315 --> 00:34:53,415
Fuck yeah.
826
00:35:01,591 --> 00:35:04,294
Nedley, I'm not coming any closer
827
00:35:04,296 --> 00:35:05,496
until you put this on.
828
00:35:07,457 --> 00:35:09,156
There's been enough crime today.
829
00:35:09,158 --> 00:35:10,991
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
830
00:35:10,993 --> 00:35:12,427
Hey.
831
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,681
- Nicole, what's going on?
- I...
832
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:20,118
You were not in possession
of your own faculties.
833
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,354
Why do I taste skunk?
834
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,857
That may be me.
835
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,627
That's some intense, brother.
836
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:36,167
(SOFT MUSIC)
837
00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:47,200
- Dad.
- Chrissy!
838
00:35:47,202 --> 00:35:49,036
Oh, my God. Dad!
839
00:35:49,938 --> 00:35:52,973
- (CRYING)
- Shh, shh.
840
00:35:56,945 --> 00:35:58,679
They told me you were dead.
841
00:35:59,514 --> 00:36:02,750
This stubborn mule? Not yet.
842
00:36:04,219 --> 00:36:07,019
Where were you? What happened?
843
00:36:07,021 --> 00:36:08,354
I really don't remember.
844
00:36:08,356 --> 00:36:11,491
- Ah, might be for the best.
- Might be?
845
00:36:11,493 --> 00:36:13,874
Look, um, we think he'll be fine.
846
00:36:13,876 --> 00:36:16,645
But just for fun, maybe keep
him away from small game.
847
00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:22,135
Wynonna. I don't even know what to say.
848
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:23,337
(WYNONNA): I know.
849
00:36:24,139 --> 00:36:26,339
It's just, since the evacuation, I...
850
00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:28,976
this place... it got to me and I...
851
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,312
Needed us and got hurt
when we weren't here?
852
00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:35,716
- Yeah.
- It won't happen again.
853
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,254
Hey, you.
854
00:36:44,192 --> 00:36:46,059
It's good to have you back.
855
00:36:56,037 --> 00:36:57,037
Nicole.
856
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,173
You should get Chrissy out of here.
857
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:01,708
While you still can.
858
00:37:13,354 --> 00:37:15,221
You did the chili cook-off without me?
859
00:37:15,223 --> 00:37:18,458
(LAUGHING) Dad...
860
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:20,861
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
861
00:37:23,665 --> 00:37:26,700
Here I thought all my flirting
was getting me nowhere.
862
00:37:27,602 --> 00:37:29,702
There is more where that came from.
863
00:37:29,704 --> 00:37:33,439
That would get my slacks off in a snap.
864
00:37:33,441 --> 00:37:35,875
'Cause that would be a challenge.
865
00:37:35,877 --> 00:37:38,277
I paid for that truck, and its contents,
866
00:37:38,279 --> 00:37:39,712
and I'll be french-fried
867
00:37:39,714 --> 00:37:42,114
if you're going to sell my
own property back to me.
868
00:37:42,116 --> 00:37:45,500
Except I know where
it is and you do not.
869
00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:47,753
But I suppose I could sell said contents
870
00:37:47,755 --> 00:37:49,422
to the human bar in town...
871
00:37:49,424 --> 00:37:51,925
Let's not get off on the wrong foot.
872
00:37:53,294 --> 00:37:55,795
I also suggest that you acquire
873
00:37:55,797 --> 00:37:58,965
protection for your next
order and that would be,
874
00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:01,000
well, yours truly.
875
00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:03,336
An experienced hand
with local knowledge,
876
00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:07,974
who can then safely convey
said truck right to your...
877
00:38:07,976 --> 00:38:09,676
back door.
878
00:38:10,612 --> 00:38:12,846
What would you require in return?
879
00:38:13,982 --> 00:38:17,117
Something to quench
that vampiric appetite?
880
00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:19,952
When was the last time you fed?
881
00:38:19,954 --> 00:38:22,021
My hunger...
882
00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:23,489
is none of your concern.
883
00:38:23,491 --> 00:38:26,993
What I require is something
more... tangible.
884
00:38:26,995 --> 00:38:28,662
A future favor.
885
00:38:29,497 --> 00:38:31,731
And two thousand a load.
886
00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:34,233
(CHUCKLING) That's highway robbery.
887
00:38:34,235 --> 00:38:36,402
Precisely. And at a reasonable cost.
888
00:38:36,404 --> 00:38:39,972
But I assure you, I am the best.
889
00:38:39,974 --> 00:38:41,441
Mm-hmm...
890
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:48,482
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
891
00:38:49,951 --> 00:38:51,450
You smell like heaven.
892
00:38:51,452 --> 00:38:52,819
I know.
893
00:39:01,696 --> 00:39:06,600
♪ If you could love me completely ♪
894
00:39:09,537 --> 00:39:13,707
♪ If you could show me a sign ♪
895
00:39:16,811 --> 00:39:20,346
Having trouble remembering
where you like these lips.
896
00:39:20,348 --> 00:39:22,583
You seem to be figuring it out.
897
00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:27,138
You know, the garden tried to fool me.
898
00:39:28,056 --> 00:39:30,156
With a fake you.
899
00:39:30,158 --> 00:39:31,791
You didn't...
900
00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:34,560
No. Not even close.
901
00:39:34,562 --> 00:39:37,030
But I would've known in a second.
902
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:39,900
I know every curve...
903
00:39:41,736 --> 00:39:43,537
every sigh...
904
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:46,540
every taste...
905
00:39:47,575 --> 00:39:49,009
(DOOR CLOSING)
906
00:39:51,412 --> 00:39:55,147
Wynonna, her midnight
snack, and the pantry door.
907
00:39:55,149 --> 00:39:57,584
She never met a thing she couldn't slam.
908
00:39:59,454 --> 00:40:01,655
Yeah. I guess I'd forgotten.
909
00:40:03,024 --> 00:40:04,924
I love you, Nicole Haught.
910
00:40:04,926 --> 00:40:08,128
And I can't wait for the
rest of our lives to unfold.
911
00:40:13,473 --> 00:40:15,574
Can you tell me about
your year and a half?
912
00:40:17,572 --> 00:40:20,306
I'm sorry, I'm just... distracted.
913
00:40:20,308 --> 00:40:22,041
I gotta go check those traps.
914
00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,409
Oh.
915
00:40:23,411 --> 00:40:25,945
Yeah. Okay. Uh...
916
00:40:25,947 --> 00:40:27,514
Can I come with you?
917
00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,383
Always.
918
00:40:30,385 --> 00:40:33,120
(SOFT MUSIC)
919
00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:46,532
- Expected date of return?
- Never.
920
00:40:46,534 --> 00:40:49,268
My Dad's birthday is in
August. Might surprise him.
921
00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,104
I have to get my supervisor.
922
00:40:53,074 --> 00:40:55,541
(RADIO TURNS ON)
923
00:40:55,543 --> 00:40:57,577
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
924
00:41:01,983 --> 00:41:03,650
(MAN): You're cleared to go.
925
00:41:06,154 --> 00:41:07,888
(WHISPERING): They're back.
926
00:41:23,302 --> 00:41:26,882
I'll move out to the barn,
now that everyone's back.
927
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:29,351
- Which is good.
- Take the bed.
928
00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,120
You've earned it, kid.
929
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,622
Besides...
930
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,692
I'm better in the cold.
931
00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:39,828
Okay, Jon Snow in a B cup.
932
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,765
And I'm not a kid, Wynonna.
933
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,236
Why'd you leave Monument?
934
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,997
When you're a person who's
gone through some stuff,
935
00:41:49,999 --> 00:41:52,401
and you see somebody else,
who's a good person,
936
00:41:52,403 --> 00:41:54,037
also going through some stuff...
937
00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:56,780
How bad is Nicole?
938
00:41:58,125 --> 00:42:01,227
She was alone for a really long time.
939
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,095
Well, thanks for taking
care of my friend,
940
00:42:06,097 --> 00:42:08,180
Rachel Valdez.
941
00:42:08,182 --> 00:42:11,117
Thank you for noticing, Wynonna Earp.
942
00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:13,053
Oh, the Earp heir.
943
00:42:19,981 --> 00:42:21,981
Listen. My bed, yeah.
944
00:42:21,983 --> 00:42:24,183
My leather pants, no.
945
00:42:24,185 --> 00:42:25,852
Pfft, please.
946
00:42:25,854 --> 00:42:28,334
I wouldn't be seen wearing these
in front of the skunks I milk.
947
00:42:30,792 --> 00:42:33,060
Your fringed leather jacket, though...
948
00:42:34,681 --> 00:42:36,882
Don't push your luck, Smalldez.
949
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,467
- Good night.
- Good night, Wynonna.
950
00:42:42,337 --> 00:42:44,171
(SIGHING)
951
00:42:48,643 --> 00:42:51,544
- Hello, chaps!
- Hands up.
952
00:42:51,546 --> 00:42:54,214
Like I said: so good to be home.
953
00:43:15,108 --> 00:43:18,108
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