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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,711 --> 00:00:56,500 Our vagabond camera takes us to beautiful Washington DC... 2 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,439 ...the national capital of our United States. 3 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:03,268 Situated on the broad banks of the Potomac River... 4 00:01:03,268 --> 00:01:05,740 ...living is pleasant, and leisurely. 5 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,399 For it is a city of formality and custom. 6 00:01:17,414 --> 00:01:18,780 Manners and courtesy... 7 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:23,020 ...are responsible for the well-ordered conduct of its daily affairs. 8 00:01:23,885 --> 00:01:25,957 The many fine restaurants of Washington 9 00:01:25,957 --> 00:01:28,853 are the delight of the epicurean and the gourmet... 10 00:01:28,853 --> 00:01:34,209 ...where one may enjoy to the full, the rare dishes of the Old South. 11 00:01:36,816 --> 00:01:41,614 Washington's beautiful homes have the quiet dignity of another day. 12 00:01:41,614 --> 00:01:44,019 Our trip would be incomplete... 13 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:49,219 ...if we neglected to visit the quiet, staid and dignified residential section. 14 00:01:49,219 --> 00:01:53,285 It is with pride that we view hospitable Washington. 15 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:55,318 Friendly Washington... 16 00:01:55,318 --> 00:01:57,736 ...welcoming us to her doorstep... 17 00:01:57,736 --> 00:02:00,079 ...eagerly throwing wide her doors. 18 00:02:00,981 --> 00:02:02,411 I'm sorry, there are no vacancies. 19 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,332 Positively NO vacancies! 20 00:02:06,332 --> 00:02:07,412 I have a reservation. 21 00:02:07,412 --> 00:02:09,978 Well, pardon me... What was the name sir? 22 00:02:09,978 --> 00:02:12,760 Benjamin Dingle... Senator Newman made the reservation. 23 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,720 Well, just a moment, Mr Dingle. 24 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:19,116 Oh yes, we have the reservation. 25 00:02:20,021 --> 00:02:23,784 Senator Newman engaged a suite, beginning the 24th. 26 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,203 This is only the 22nd. 27 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:27,987 You're 2 days early. 28 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:30,129 Anything wrong with being 2 days early? 29 00:02:30,129 --> 00:02:31,263 Why, no sir. 30 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:33,254 Everybody ought to be 2 days early. 31 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,715 When this nation gets 2 days early, we'll be getting somewhere. 32 00:02:36,543 --> 00:02:37,195 Yes, sir, 33 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:41,532 But unfortunately this suite won't be vacated until day after tomorrow. 34 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:44,417 Can you connect me with Senator Newman? 35 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:46,027 The senator's out of town. 36 00:02:46,502 --> 00:02:47,391 When will he be back? 37 00:02:48,309 --> 00:02:51,095 Well, he was due back day before yesterday. 38 00:02:51,095 --> 00:02:52,151 But he's... 39 00:02:52,151 --> 00:02:54,069 2 days late. 40 00:02:54,069 --> 00:02:54,738 Yes, sir. 41 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:58,175 Well, when Senator Newman gets back late... tell him I was here early. 42 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,094 Yes, sir. 43 00:04:42,471 --> 00:04:45,919 Are all you people here in answer to the ad in the paper about the apartment? 44 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,845 - I am sir! - I'll take it! 45 00:04:47,845 --> 00:04:50,114 I'm sorry, but the apartment is all rented. 46 00:04:50,114 --> 00:04:51,613 What do you mean, rented? 47 00:04:51,613 --> 00:04:52,692 It isn't 5 o'clock yet! 48 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:56,180 I'm very sorry, but the apartment is all rented. 49 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:58,898 If there should be another vacancy, there'll be another ad. 50 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:03,189 May I ask why you put us to the bother of coming here? 51 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:04,791 No, you may not. 52 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,598 Good day. 53 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:13,592 Like Admiral Farragut said... 54 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:21,108 "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead." 55 00:05:55,239 --> 00:05:56,590 - How do you do. - How do you do. 56 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,931 - I'm Benjamin Dingle. - You certainly are! 57 00:05:58,931 --> 00:05:59,914 About the apartment. 58 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:01,796 I'm sorry, I've already rented it. 59 00:06:01,596 --> 00:06:02,679 Just a moment, young lady... 60 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:04,584 Do you think you know me well enough to lie to me? 61 00:06:04,584 --> 00:06:05,169 Yes. 62 00:06:05,169 --> 00:06:06,713 Even so, you shouldn't do it. 63 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,965 Do you realise that practically most of the trouble in the world... 64 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:10,775 ...comes from people lying to people. 65 00:06:10,775 --> 00:06:11,733 Let's take Hitler, for instance... 66 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:14,297 I'm sorry, mister, but I prefer... 67 00:06:14,297 --> 00:06:16,155 Mr Dingle. 68 00:06:16,155 --> 00:06:18,455 I prefer sharing my apartment with a lady. 69 00:06:18,455 --> 00:06:19,842 That's fine... So would I. 70 00:06:19,842 --> 00:06:21,887 I'm sure you'll be happier some place else. 71 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:22,760 I've been there. 72 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,398 Now look, please, think of my position... 73 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:28,109 I can't just go round just renting my apartment to anybody. 74 00:06:28,109 --> 00:06:29,347 I'm not just anybody. 75 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,313 Besides I'm only doing it because of the housing congestion in Washington. 76 00:06:32,313 --> 00:06:33,543 You said it! 77 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,203 I think it's my patriotic duty to take somebody in, because... 78 00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:37,886 ...everything is so overcrowded. 79 00:06:37,886 --> 00:06:38,831 I'm overcrowded. 80 00:06:39,642 --> 00:06:41,824 Why don't you go to the YMCA? 81 00:06:41,824 --> 00:06:42,649 Too old. 82 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:44,077 Or The Veteran's Home. 83 00:06:44,077 --> 00:06:45,238 Too young. 84 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,868 Well, I don't know what to... 85 00:06:46,868 --> 00:06:49,107 I'm sure you'll know then, when I rent half this apartment. 86 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:51,028 Suppose I have a look at it, eh? 87 00:06:51,028 --> 00:06:54,627 Say...you're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? 88 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:57,463 Once upon a time... 89 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,736 I mean, you wouldn't be happy here, at all. 90 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:04,884 Home is where you hang your hat. 91 00:07:05,577 --> 00:07:05,810 This way? 92 00:07:06,979 --> 00:07:09,242 - Now, listen!... - Just looking. 93 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:10,489 Just looking. 94 00:07:10,489 --> 00:07:12,590 It's no use your looking, because I've made up my mind... 95 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:14,014 ...to rent to nobody but a woman. 96 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:17,407 So let me ask you something... 97 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:19,605 Would I ever want to wear your stockings? 98 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:20,441 No. 99 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:23,430 Alright. Would I ever want to borrow your girdle? 100 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:25,426 Or your red and yellow dancing slippers? 101 00:07:25,426 --> 00:07:26,764 Of course not. 102 00:07:26,764 --> 00:07:27,850 Any woman, no matter who... 103 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:30,164 ...would insist upon borrowing that dress you've got on right now. 104 00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:32,250 You know why? Because it's so pretty. 105 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,566 I made it myself. 106 00:07:33,566 --> 00:07:36,152 Then how would you like it if she spilled a cocktail all over it... 107 00:07:36,152 --> 00:07:39,142 ...at a party you couldn't go with her to, because she'd borrowed it to go to it. 108 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,257 Eh?! 109 00:07:40,257 --> 00:07:42,535 She might have something that I could wear. 110 00:07:42,535 --> 00:07:43,211 Not her! 111 00:07:43,211 --> 00:07:43,867 Why not? 112 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:45,579 Because she's so dumpy-looking! 113 00:07:45,579 --> 00:07:47,168 Never has anything clean. 114 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:49,057 That's why she's always borrowing your dresses. 115 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:50,899 How do I know you'd be any better? 116 00:07:50,899 --> 00:07:53,907 Well, look at me! I'm neat, like a pin. 117 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:55,935 Aw...let me stay! 118 00:07:57,007 --> 00:07:57,820 Well... 119 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:58,995 I'll tell you what... 120 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:05,597 We'll try it out for a week... 121 00:08:05,597 --> 00:08:08,909 End of the week comes... if you're unhappy... 122 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:11,244 ...we'll flip a coin to see who moves out. 123 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,231 - Who is it? - Me, of course. 124 00:08:45,721 --> 00:08:46,517 Your copy of the... 125 00:08:50,169 --> 00:08:52,031 Here's a copy of the morning schedule. 126 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:53,485 The morning schedule. 127 00:08:53,485 --> 00:08:55,430 Oh, the morning schedule! 128 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:56,813 Yes, it's a matter of efficiency. 129 00:08:56,813 --> 00:09:00,289 You just follow this and we won't have any trouble. 130 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,773 Here, I'll show you. 131 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,022 See, this is a floor-plan of the apartment... 132 00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:07,971 Here's my room... Here's your room... 133 00:09:07,971 --> 00:09:09,835 Here's the bathroom, and here's the kitchen. 134 00:09:09,835 --> 00:09:11,825 Now, my alarm goes off at 7 o'clock... 135 00:09:11,825 --> 00:09:12,807 ...and we'll both get up. 136 00:09:12,807 --> 00:09:15,552 And at 7.01, I enter the bathroom. 137 00:09:15,552 --> 00:09:17,774 Then YOU go down to get the milk... 138 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,316 And by 7.05, you've started the coffee. 139 00:09:20,316 --> 00:09:22,551 One minute later, I leave the bathroom... 140 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:24,557 And a minute after that, you enter the bathroom. 141 00:09:24,557 --> 00:09:26,660 Now that's when I'm starting to dress. 142 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,711 3 minutes later, I'm having my coffee... 143 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:30,276 ...and a minute after that, at 7.12... 144 00:09:30,276 --> 00:09:31,544 ...you leave the bathroom. 145 00:09:31,544 --> 00:09:35,468 At 7.13, I put on my eggs, and I finish dressing. 146 00:09:35,468 --> 00:09:39,299 Then you put on your shoes, and take off my eggs at 7.16. 147 00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:41,929 At 7.17, you start to shave. 148 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:45,071 At 7.18, I eat my eggs... 149 00:09:45,071 --> 00:09:48,554 ..and at 7.21, I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair... 150 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:51,387 At 7.24, you're in the kitchen putting on your eggs... 151 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:53,331 At 7.25, you make your bed... 152 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,156 7.26, I make MY bed... 153 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:58,131 Then, while you're eating your eggs, I take out the papers and cans... 154 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,401 At 7.29, you're washing the dishes, and at 7.30, we're all finished. 155 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:03,746 You see. 156 00:10:08,076 --> 00:10:09,690 It's really very simple. 157 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:13,531 Do we do all this Railroad Time, or Eastern War Time? 158 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:17,756 When you hear my alarm go off, you'll know it's 7 o'clock. 159 00:10:17,756 --> 00:10:20,314 You're a very systematic girl, aren't you? 160 00:10:20,314 --> 00:10:22,120 I used to work in the Office of Facts and Figures. 161 00:10:22,453 --> 00:10:24,460 - OH! - Goodnight. 162 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,472 Miss Milligan! 163 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:28,536 By the way... 164 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,277 Why aren't you married, Miss Milligan? 165 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,381 Well, really! 166 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:36,380 Some high-type, clean-cut... nice young fellow. 167 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,611 If you don't mind, Mr Dingle. 168 00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:40,882 Of course, there's not many men about, nowadays... 169 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,831 But there's always one if you're out to get one. 170 00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:44,484 Maybe I don't want to get married! 171 00:10:44,484 --> 00:10:45,727 Well, don't you?! 172 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,546 Or maybe you do. 173 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,229 Well... 174 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:50,307 Come, come, Miss Milligan... 175 00:10:50,307 --> 00:10:52,369 - Make up your mind! - Make up my mind?! 176 00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:55,894 You know..."Damn the torpedoes... Full steam ahead!" 177 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,596 That's what Admiral Farragut said. 178 00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:02,376 Of all times, Miss Milligan, this is no time to be indecisive. 179 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,525 If you expect to get along here, Mr Dingle... 180 00:11:05,525 --> 00:11:07,486 You have to learn to mind your own business. 181 00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:10,991 In these days, Miss Milligan, everybody's business is everybody's business. 182 00:11:11,585 --> 00:11:13,515 War brings people closer together, you know, 183 00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:15,559 Not you and me, Mr Dingle... Good night! 184 00:11:16,097 --> 00:11:17,463 Mind your own business! 185 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,360 A man's in his own room, minding his own business... 186 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,820 And who else gives him a course in... 187 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:21,654 One more thing... 188 00:11:22,396 --> 00:11:24,426 We'd better not leave the apartment together... 189 00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:25,367 ...in the morning. 190 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,029 You mean, because people might think... 191 00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:29,828 Well...not exactly... but people are so... 192 00:11:29,828 --> 00:11:30,700 ME!? 193 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,063 Of course. 194 00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:33,611 Thank you, Miss Milligan. 195 00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:35,949 I thank you, indeed! 196 00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:39,651 Good night! 197 00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:50,386 Jimmy Doolittle flew over the seas... 198 00:11:50,386 --> 00:11:53,865 He wants to nip at the Nipponese... 199 00:11:55,557 --> 00:11:57,156 There's a cloud I've looked along... 200 00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:02,147 Said, "By golly, there's Tokyo!" 201 00:12:04,649 --> 00:12:07,481 Jimmy Doolittle...he understood... 202 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,269 He doo-diddle-doody... 203 00:12:10,805 --> 00:12:12,089 And he dooed it good! 204 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:15,126 Somewhere Jimmy had heard it said... 205 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,565 "Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead!" 206 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:21,152 Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead. 207 00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:24,921 Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead. 208 00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:32,887 Mr Dingle... 209 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:37,893 Mr Dingle. 210 00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:42,402 Yes, Miss Milligan? 211 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:45,537 Do you smoke in bed? 212 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:48,500 No...I sleep in bed. 213 00:12:51,363 --> 00:12:53,036 Do I smell smoke? 214 00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:56,911 Only the smoke of burning memories, Miss Milligan... 215 00:12:56,911 --> 00:13:01,451 Rising from the smouldering embers of my romantic youth. 216 00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:06,067 Do you keep a diary, Miss Milligan? 217 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,807 No I don't...of course not. 218 00:13:11,509 --> 00:13:12,595 Why do you ask? 219 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:14,101 There are 2 kinds of people... 220 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,838 Those who don't do what they want to do... 221 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,097 ...so they write down in their diary what they haven't done. 222 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:23,959 And those who are too busy to write about it, because they're out doing it. 223 00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:27,872 Full steam ahead! 224 00:14:10,072 --> 00:14:10,833 Good morning! 225 00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:16,674 You've got a terrible disposition, in the morning, haven't you!? 226 00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:17,547 Good morning! 227 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:20,464 No! 228 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:21,233 "No" what? 229 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:23,427 Bring in the milk! 230 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:07,692 Good morning. 231 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,372 What are you doing out there? 232 00:15:12,849 --> 00:15:13,498 Come in! 233 00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:17,311 The paper! 234 00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:19,111 The paper...Oh, my mistake! 235 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,137 Miss Milligan! 236 00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:29,999 It's ME!... 237 00:16:29,999 --> 00:16:32,045 ...Mr Dingle... You locked me out! 238 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,598 Paper? 239 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,782 Coffee! 240 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,348 Mr Dingle... Apr�s moi! 241 00:17:04,733 --> 00:18:07,309 Mr Dingle...do you have the coffee? 242 00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:09,723 Coffee...yes, yes... Coming coffee! 243 00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:12,001 Right along... Coming right along... 244 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,042 Damn the torpedoes... Full steam ahead! 245 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:15,623 Coffee...coffee... 246 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,689 - There we are... - Merci! 247 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:28,239 There's a war going on, Miss Milligan. 248 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,826 Get dressed, Mr Dingle... Stick to the schedule. 249 00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:35,320 Dress Mr Dingle... Get dressed. 250 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:54,375 - Mr Dingle! - Yes, Miss Milligan? 251 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,433 Don't forget to make your bed. 252 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,510 Oh yes...make the bed...make the bed! 253 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:02,002 Make the bed... 254 00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,589 Where are my pants? 255 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:14,848 Where are my pants? 256 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,774 Where are those pants? 257 00:20:03,782 --> 00:20:05,093 Mr Dingle... 258 00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:06,591 It's 7.30! 259 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:16,893 If you're going downtown this morning, meet me downstairs at 7.32. 260 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,872 I share a ride with Miss Hopkins at 7.32. 261 00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:25,732 We mustn't keep her waiting... 262 00:20:25,732 --> 00:20:28,483 ...because at 7.34 we pick up Miss Leadbetter. 263 00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:32,158 Then at 7.37, we pick up Miss Taylor and Miss Johannes. 264 00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:33,373 Oh...my lunch... 265 00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:46,512 Mr Dingle... 266 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:49,048 Yes, Miss Milligan. 267 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,825 Do YOU care to ride? 268 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:53,531 Well, I've plenty of time. 269 00:20:53,531 --> 00:20:57,991 If you don't mind, I think I'll just roll downtown. 270 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,133 Well, have it your own way. 271 00:21:11,349 --> 00:21:14,546 His companion turned up to make him one. 272 00:21:50,286 --> 00:21:52,167 Did you hear about the apartment? 273 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:54,558 Yeah...it says half an apartment... Is it rented? 274 00:21:54,558 --> 00:21:57,916 You look like a high-type, clean-cut, nice young fella! 275 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,823 No, it's not rented...come in! 276 00:22:03,951 --> 00:22:06,419 It's really only half of half an apartment. 277 00:22:06,419 --> 00:22:07,833 - It's not rented. - Good. 278 00:22:09,349 --> 00:22:10,267 What's your name? 279 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:11,189 Carter. 280 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,678 - Bill Carter? - Joe Carter. 281 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,481 I used to know a party named Bill Carter. 282 00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:17,650 Wasn't me. 283 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,252 Don't you suppose I know that? 284 00:22:19,252 --> 00:22:21,088 What'd you ask for, then? 285 00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:22,969 Get you to say I know what Bill Carter looked like. 286 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:24,226 Not like me. 287 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:26,031 Then you know Bill Carter? 288 00:22:27,318 --> 00:22:28,135 No, I don't. 289 00:22:28,342 --> 00:22:29,987 But he sounds like a great guy! 290 00:22:39,707 --> 00:22:40,616 In here. 291 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,339 Who's in here with me? 292 00:22:45,339 --> 00:22:46,552 Me. 293 00:22:47,528 --> 00:22:48,301 How much? 294 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,425 Well...half of mine. 295 00:22:50,425 --> 00:22:51,601 $6 a week. 296 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:52,668 I'll take it. 297 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:54,619 It's about time you made up your mind. 298 00:22:54,619 --> 00:22:56,691 5...6 299 00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:00,989 How long are you gonna be in town? 300 00:23:01,599 --> 00:23:02,533 Only a week. 301 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:03,881 That's too bad. 302 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:04,523 Why? 303 00:23:04,523 --> 00:23:06,672 8 girls to every fellow. 304 00:23:06,672 --> 00:23:07,632 So they say. 305 00:23:07,632 --> 00:23:08,804 So it is. 306 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,027 How long have YOU been here? 307 00:23:10,027 --> 00:23:10,914 Not long. 308 00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:12,517 What do you do? 309 00:23:13,489 --> 00:23:15,653 I'm a well-to-do retired millionaire. 310 00:23:15,653 --> 00:23:17,034 How about you? 311 00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,042 Same. 312 00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,296 Say...what's that... The part of an airplane? 313 00:23:20,296 --> 00:23:21,959 A new type of garden bench. 314 00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,462 Looks like a propeller. 315 00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:25,224 It does? 316 00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:28,111 And what brought you here, Mr Carter? 317 00:23:28,111 --> 00:23:28,947 Railroad. 318 00:23:28,947 --> 00:23:30,565 No, I mean, what's your job? 319 00:23:30,565 --> 00:23:32,929 I'm a mechanic... At the baby-carriage factory. 320 00:23:32,929 --> 00:23:33,874 Where? 321 00:23:33,874 --> 00:23:34,830 California. 322 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,839 San Francisco? 323 00:23:35,839 --> 00:23:37,030 Burbank. 324 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:40,921 Baby-carriage factory, eh? 325 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,590 Yep...Tokyo Baby-Carriage Corporation... 326 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,694 "Plain and fancy baby-carriages, for carrying babies to Tokyo." 327 00:23:48,374 --> 00:23:49,927 Maybe you think this is none of my business? 328 00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:50,836 Maybe I do. 329 00:23:50,836 --> 00:23:53,671 Probably your name isn't even Bill Carter. 330 00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:54,777 Probably not. 331 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:56,207 It's probably Joe Carter. 332 00:23:56,207 --> 00:23:58,392 Well...I'll take this one. 333 00:24:21,022 --> 00:24:21,991 Have you got an alarm-clock? 334 00:24:21,991 --> 00:24:23,309 Yeah. How about a key? 335 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:18,906 Hello, Milligan. 336 00:26:18,906 --> 00:26:20,463 I'm Dingle. 337 00:26:39,038 --> 00:26:40,413 Hold on...excuse me! #### 338 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,119 Come in! 339 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:54,208 Only one 'L' in 'Dingle'. 340 00:26:58,531 --> 00:27:00,702 You must have been shopping... Let me help you. 341 00:27:08,424 --> 00:27:09,478 There you are, Miss Milligan. 342 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,059 Miss Milligan... I've got something to tell you. 343 00:27:13,059 --> 00:27:13,984 Mr Dingle... 344 00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:17,695 - I've been thinking about it a great deal... - I wasn't sure how you'll take it... 345 00:27:17,695 --> 00:27:19,002 It just won't work, that's all... 346 00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,139 You'll have to give up your half of the apartment. 347 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,461 - What's that? - I can't have a man around the house. 348 00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:26,387 I'm sorry, but I've made up my mind... You'll have to leave! 349 00:27:28,842 --> 00:27:30,552 Say...what's the matter with you, anyway?! 350 00:27:30,552 --> 00:27:32,647 I guess I'm just a bit jumpy, that's all. 351 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:34,889 Well, calm down!... You're making ME jumpy, too! 352 00:27:37,565 --> 00:27:39,073 It's alright...it's nothing at all. 353 00:27:39,073 --> 00:27:39,751 I'm sorry. 354 00:27:46,356 --> 00:27:47,163 Come here a minute. 355 00:27:47,955 --> 00:27:48,811 What's the matter, Milligan? 356 00:27:48,811 --> 00:27:49,900 Dingle! 357 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:52,102 - Now, listen, Bill... - Joe. 358 00:27:52,102 --> 00:27:53,465 - Listen, Joe... - Yeah? 359 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,463 I've got something I've got to ask you. 360 00:27:55,463 --> 00:27:56,170 What? 361 00:27:57,644 --> 00:27:59,087 You might think it a bit personal. 362 00:28:00,841 --> 00:28:02,054 That's alright. 363 00:28:06,558 --> 00:28:09,262 Never mind...I'll tell you later... It's alright! 364 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:11,025 That's alright, I'll tell you later. 365 00:28:53,528 --> 00:28:54,431 Mr Dingle! 366 00:28:54,919 --> 00:28:56,082 Yes? 367 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,592 Did I leave my comb in there? 368 00:28:57,592 --> 00:28:58,436 No. 369 00:29:01,091 --> 00:29:02,132 Never mind! 370 00:29:13,944 --> 00:29:15,540 Hey, did YOU say something? 371 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:30,018 - Yes? - I thought you'd finished. 372 00:29:32,049 --> 00:29:32,049 No hurry! 373 00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,804 Just a minute! 374 00:30:00,785 --> 00:30:02,169 That's alright...no hurry. 375 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:56,485 - Alright? - Alright! 376 00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:06,993 How did THEY get here? 377 00:31:14,727 --> 00:31:15,908 Bill! 378 00:31:18,858 --> 00:31:19,915 Bill! 379 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:18,461 Are you looking for someone? 380 00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,086 Who are YOU?! 381 00:32:22,956 --> 00:32:24,574 How did you get IN here? 382 00:32:24,574 --> 00:32:26,167 Well, I live here. 383 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:28,327 Since when?! 384 00:32:28,327 --> 00:32:29,312 Since this morning. 385 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,370 You don't by any chance happen to know a gentleman... 386 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:34,768 ...by the name of Mr Benjamin Dingle, do you? 387 00:32:37,347 --> 00:32:38,624 Meaning ME, Miss Milligan? 388 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,953 Yes! Meaning YOU! 389 00:32:41,841 --> 00:32:43,263 What do you have to say for yourself? 390 00:32:44,132 --> 00:32:45,525 Have you met my friend, Joe Carter? 391 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:46,858 I just met Joe Carter. 392 00:32:46,858 --> 00:32:48,486 Oh...fine fella! 393 00:32:49,728 --> 00:32:52,085 Mr Dingle...answer me this... 394 00:32:52,085 --> 00:32:55,337 Who was it located and leased this apartment? 395 00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:58,635 Who was it made that the landlord re-paper and re-paint it? 396 00:32:58,635 --> 00:33:00,591 And who was it bought furniture and drapes... 397 00:33:00,591 --> 00:33:03,559 ...and made rag-rugs, and who considers this apartment her own?! 398 00:33:03,559 --> 00:33:05,570 - You. - Alright then answer m this... 399 00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:07,747 Who was it allowed you to sublet half her apartment... 400 00:33:07,747 --> 00:33:09,060 ...against her better judgement?! 401 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:09,853 You. 402 00:33:09,853 --> 00:33:11,444 Then why do you go behind my back... 403 00:33:11,444 --> 00:33:14,047 ...and rent my apartment to this...this...him! 404 00:33:14,047 --> 00:33:16,593 But I only rented half of my half. 405 00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:19,710 Otherwise my friend Joe here would've had to sleep in the park. 406 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,125 Otherwise your friend Joe here... 407 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,936 ...is gonna ought to have to sleep in the park anyway. 408 00:33:22,936 --> 00:33:24,972 And you too! Now out! 409 00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:26,223 Out! Both of you! 410 00:33:26,223 --> 00:33:28,343 Wait a minute... I'm paid up for the week... 411 00:33:28,343 --> 00:33:29,627 I gave him 6 bucks. 412 00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:34,360 Well give him back his 6 bucks! 413 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,033 I had to send some telegrams... 414 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:38,486 And I'm not gonna move till I get my 6 bucks. 415 00:33:38,486 --> 00:33:40,344 Give him a cheque! 416 00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:42,308 No cheques! 417 00:33:42,308 --> 00:33:44,797 Now look here... I don't owe you the 6 bucks... 418 00:33:44,797 --> 00:33:46,290 HE owes you the 6 bucks. 419 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,461 Now listen, Miss Milligan. 420 00:33:47,461 --> 00:33:49,963 I paid you 12 dollars for a weeks rent. 421 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:51,575 And I've only been here one night. 422 00:33:51,575 --> 00:33:52,988 Now you give me back the difference... 423 00:33:52,988 --> 00:33:55,027 ...and I'll have the money to pay him with. 424 00:33:55,027 --> 00:33:56,503 That solves it. 425 00:33:56,983 --> 00:33:59,204 Yes...only... 426 00:33:59,909 --> 00:34:02,182 Well...I bought a hat! 427 00:34:02,182 --> 00:34:03,402 You bought a hat... Where's my money? 428 00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:04,562 In her hat. 429 00:34:04,562 --> 00:34:07,914 It is not...it's in his pocket... only he hasn't got it. 430 00:34:07,914 --> 00:34:09,543 Just what do you think you're doing? 431 00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:10,847 Just looking at the hat. 432 00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:12,632 - Pretty, isn't it? - You've got a nerve! 433 00:34:12,632 --> 00:34:14,623 Looks pretty on her, too... doesn't it? 434 00:34:14,623 --> 00:34:15,649 Oh it does not... 435 00:34:15,649 --> 00:34:17,677 That isn't even the way it goes on. 436 00:34:18,802 --> 00:34:19,801 Now where were we? 437 00:34:19,801 --> 00:34:21,572 Looking for my 6 bucks. 438 00:34:21,572 --> 00:34:23,436 Well I told you that I... 439 00:34:24,426 --> 00:34:26,300 Now look...you don't think that I'm gonna give... 440 00:34:29,852 --> 00:34:31,791 Alright...stay! 441 00:34:34,482 --> 00:34:36,660 For just ONE week...remember! 442 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:40,127 Come on... I'll show you the schedule. 443 00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:41,930 What schedule? 444 00:34:41,930 --> 00:34:43,827 For the steeplechase in the morning! 445 00:34:58,633 --> 00:34:59,515 It's 7 o'clock, Joe! 446 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:01,433 Get up! 447 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,280 Thanks...hello Milligan. 448 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,250 I'm Dingle. 449 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,642 Get the schedule! 450 00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,616 Here it is...schedule! 451 00:35:09,616 --> 00:35:10,932 We're right on time! 452 00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:43,760 Good morning! 453 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,512 What's for breakfast? 454 00:35:44,512 --> 00:35:46,154 You've HAD your breakfast. 455 00:35:46,154 --> 00:35:47,186 When? 456 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:48,834 7.07am 457 00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:50,369 I guess we're kinda off-schedule. 458 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,656 What are you gawking at? 459 00:36:08,656 --> 00:36:09,576 You. 460 00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:10,970 You look nice. 461 00:36:15,104 --> 00:36:17,629 Hope I haven't upset your routine here. 462 00:36:17,629 --> 00:36:20,960 Just stick to the schedule, that's all I ask. 463 00:36:22,426 --> 00:36:25,655 Rather nice having a high-type, clean-cut, nice young fellow at table. 464 00:36:26,491 --> 00:36:27,544 Better than nobody. 465 00:36:29,529 --> 00:36:30,860 I'm used to 'nobody'. 466 00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:33,579 You ought to have some high times here, Joe. 467 00:36:34,103 --> 00:36:36,342 Young fellows don't come a dime a dozen in Washington. 468 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,125 Eight girls for every fellow. 469 00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:39,465 Yeah, well I haven't got time for that... 470 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,316 I'm only going to be in Washington a week. 471 00:36:42,759 --> 00:36:44,408 Where are you going to... Where you came from? 472 00:36:44,408 --> 00:36:45,580 Or where they send me. 473 00:36:46,488 --> 00:36:47,549 Who's 'they'? 474 00:36:47,549 --> 00:36:48,500 The government. 475 00:36:50,799 --> 00:36:52,572 Too bad you're not gonna be here regular. 476 00:36:53,186 --> 00:36:55,138 One less fellow for the girls to look at. 477 00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:56,924 Like I told you...8 girls... 478 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,462 Yeah...Well you're wasting your conversation... I'm not interested. 479 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:01,161 Yes, but the girls are. 480 00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:02,297 Eh, Miss Milligan? 481 00:37:02,297 --> 00:37:04,848 Those that haven't any men friends are I suppose... 482 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,758 But in the case of a girl who's engaged to be married... 483 00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,415 Engaged? You? 484 00:37:09,415 --> 00:37:12,788 Mr Pendergast and I expect to be married in the very near future. 485 00:37:12,788 --> 00:37:13,670 Pendergast? 486 00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:15,911 Charles J. Pendergast. 487 00:37:15,911 --> 00:37:16,660 Who's he? 488 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:19,445 Hasn't he got something to do with the housing plan? 489 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,824 He most certainly has... He just happens to be 490 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:25,784 Assistant Regional Coordinator of O.P.L...that's all! 491 00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:27,126 Is that good or bad? 492 00:37:28,103 --> 00:37:30,161 $8,600 a year! 493 00:37:30,161 --> 00:37:30,835 That's good. 494 00:37:31,387 --> 00:37:34,652 Furthermore he's the youngest man ever to occupy the position 495 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,896 of regional co-ordinator of O.P.L. 496 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:38,163 How old is he? 497 00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:40,033 Only 42. 498 00:37:40,033 --> 00:37:41,959 - 42?! - Only 42. 499 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:45,417 42 is a very safe, sane age... 500 00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:47,502 When a man has reached 42, he knows something... 501 00:37:47,502 --> 00:37:49,857 Like Mr Pendergast... he's an important man. 502 00:37:49,857 --> 00:37:51,473 How long have you been engaged? 503 00:37:51,473 --> 00:37:52,872 2 years, I'll bet. 504 00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,715 22 months. 505 00:37:56,465 --> 00:37:59,484 A long time for a girl to stick to one guy. 506 00:37:59,484 --> 00:38:01,827 That depends on whether she's engaged to be married... 507 00:38:01,827 --> 00:38:02,991 ....or just "engaged". 508 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,083 Why'd you wait so long? 509 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:08,393 Mr Pendergast and I felt it would be an unwise step to take... 510 00:38:08,393 --> 00:38:10,642 in these times, with world conditions so unsettled. 511 00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:14,074 World conditions ARE so unsettled, Miss Milligan... 512 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:16,415 ...because people won't settle on things. 513 00:38:16,415 --> 00:38:19,030 They ought to stop pottering... and push ahead! 514 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,991 "Damn the torpedoes... Full speed ahead!" 515 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:26,397 That's what Admiral Farragut said. 516 00:38:26,397 --> 00:38:28,452 Yeah...that was in Mobile Bay. 517 00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:30,630 You said that yesterday, Mr Dingle. 518 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:32,650 And I meant it yesterday, Miss Milligan. 519 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:35,315 Mr Pendergast and I don't need your advice. 520 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:37,108 What did you say his first name was? 521 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,419 Charles J. 522 00:38:38,419 --> 00:38:40,374 Well, don't you ever call him by it... 523 00:38:40,374 --> 00:38:42,254 Like "Charlie" or "Chuck" or something. 524 00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:44,583 Call Mr Pendergast "Charlie"?! 525 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,700 Sure...why not. 526 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,955 Of course, you don't realise that Mr Pendergast... 527 00:38:48,955 --> 00:38:52,222 ...is the type of man who's twice been to the White House for dinner. 528 00:38:52,222 --> 00:38:53,517 Worst food in Washington. 529 00:38:53,517 --> 00:38:54,773 For the President? 530 00:38:55,388 --> 00:38:55,981 Yes. 531 00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:59,587 I bet the President's wife calls him by HIS first name sometimes. 532 00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:03,852 You...look messy. 533 00:39:05,572 --> 00:39:07,365 Don't you ever brush your hair? 534 00:39:07,735 --> 00:39:11,130 I s'pose Mr Pendergast combs his hair every hour, on the hour. 535 00:39:11,671 --> 00:39:14,043 Mr Pendergast HAS no hair! 536 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:31,817 This project illustrates my point. 537 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:36,653 If the employees are housed near the plants in which they work... 538 00:39:36,653 --> 00:39:39,336 ...a full working day can be saved each week. 539 00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:40,750 Sounds right. 540 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,603 Time is the one thing we cannot manufacture... 541 00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:45,960 ...BUT...we can make speed. 542 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,219 And if this committee will cut out all the red tape... 543 00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:50,614 ...and give me the permission to go ahead... 544 00:39:50,614 --> 00:39:52,334 ...I'll get things done! 545 00:39:54,987 --> 00:39:55,705 Senator Newman... 546 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:56,871 What is it? 547 00:39:56,871 --> 00:39:59,627 What Mr Dingle proposes is impossible. 548 00:39:59,627 --> 00:40:03,662 There are contractual obligations that HAVE to be cleared up! 549 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,988 Then let whoever has to clear them up, clear them up... 550 00:40:05,988 --> 00:40:08,894 ...While we're clearing up the ground around the defence plants, for buildings. 551 00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:12,478 We must do away with all forms and obligations. 552 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,317 Cut out all the red tape... "Full speed ahead!" 553 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,944 I'd like to call to Mr Dingle's attention... 554 00:40:19,944 --> 00:40:24,951 That Article 847532 states that the laws of a community 555 00:40:24,951 --> 00:40:27,282 must regulate construction in that community. 556 00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:29,646 Now that's a fact, in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. 557 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,043 You said you represent the O.P.L., didn't you? 558 00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:35,673 Precisely. 559 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:38,078 I didn't catch your name. 560 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:41,909 Pendergast. 561 00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:43,845 Not Charles J. Pendergast?! 562 00:40:44,793 --> 00:40:45,832 That's correct. 563 00:40:47,939 --> 00:40:49,681 By golly, I should have known it. 564 00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:54,468 ...up and laid in single handed. 565 00:40:54,969 --> 00:40:56,331 Bang! The door opens... 566 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:58,605 ...face to face with the Leopard Lady herself. 567 00:40:58,605 --> 00:41:01,673 "You have arrived as I expected, Mr Tracy!" 568 00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:04,132 "Now I will make a bargain with you!" 569 00:41:04,132 --> 00:41:06,989 "What fiendish crime have you now?" 570 00:41:06,989 --> 00:41:10,387 "With the death-ray ours, we can conquer and rule the world." 571 00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:12,304 "You and I, Dick Tracy." 572 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,310 "Count me out of your plans, Leopard Lady." 573 00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:16,287 "I need to bring you to justice." 574 00:41:16,287 --> 00:41:19,349 "Have you forgotten that I have the death-ray?" 575 00:41:19,349 --> 00:41:21,587 "But without my help, it is powerless." 576 00:41:21,587 --> 00:41:26,462 "Perhaps some boiling oil on your back, will persuade you to help me." 577 00:41:26,462 --> 00:41:30,113 Gosh...that Dick Tracy is sure playing with dynamite. 578 00:41:31,732 --> 00:41:33,667 Is that the best you can do with your time? 579 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,753 We better keep up with what's goin' on! 580 00:41:35,753 --> 00:41:39,191 I missed 2 Sundays with Superman, once... and I've never felt right since. 581 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,138 Seems to me you might read something more beneficial. 582 00:41:42,439 --> 00:41:43,385 Like what? 583 00:41:43,385 --> 00:41:46,303 Like the editorials for instance, or the columns. 584 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,804 All well-informed people read the columnists. 585 00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:50,798 Such as Mr Pendergast, I suppose. 586 00:41:50,798 --> 00:41:51,980 You're right, I suppose... 587 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:54,847 Mr Pendergast always reads the columnists. 588 00:41:55,169 --> 00:41:56,255 Are they funny? 589 00:41:56,255 --> 00:41:58,627 Sometimes, but no pictures. 590 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:00,611 Oh, darn! 591 00:42:00,611 --> 00:42:02,575 Hand me that section, will you? 592 00:42:02,575 --> 00:42:04,902 I want to see if anyone I know is being mourned today. 593 00:42:06,577 --> 00:42:07,485 Here...listen to this... 594 00:42:08,431 --> 00:42:11,751 Born today to Mr and Mrs Charles J. Pendergast... 595 00:42:11,751 --> 00:42:12,800 ...a son. 596 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,883 Mrs Pendergast, the former Constance Milligan... 597 00:42:16,883 --> 00:42:18,533 is doing nicely. 598 00:42:18,533 --> 00:42:21,407 Mr Pendergast is doing alright, too. 599 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,979 He gets $8,600 a year. 600 00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:28,505 The baby arrived 3 minutes ahead of schedule. 601 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,419 So Mr Pendergast refused delivery. 602 00:42:32,656 --> 00:42:33,950 Funny! 603 00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:35,683 Very, very funny. 604 00:42:36,634 --> 00:42:37,548 Here, I'll help you. 605 00:42:38,185 --> 00:42:40,197 The conversation's much too witty for ME. 606 00:42:40,197 --> 00:42:42,012 If you don't mind I'll just leave you two up here... 607 00:42:42,012 --> 00:42:43,609 ...to laugh at each other's jokes. 608 00:42:43,609 --> 00:42:44,409 What did I say? 609 00:42:44,409 --> 00:42:46,392 Any minute now, you might say something so funny... 610 00:42:46,392 --> 00:42:48,113 ...I might laugh myself to death! 611 00:42:48,113 --> 00:42:49,383 Well, I never said a thing. 612 00:42:49,383 --> 00:42:50,502 Maybe I said something. 613 00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:51,624 If you aren't too weak from laughing... 614 00:42:51,624 --> 00:42:54,794 ...you might bring these things with you when you come down. 615 00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:03,940 What's SHE mad about? 616 00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:06,193 Because YOU and the man she's engaged to... 617 00:43:06,193 --> 00:43:08,061 ...are not anything alike, and HE ought to be. 618 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:16,511 You were right, Mr Dingle... 619 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,315 ...a diary! 620 00:43:19,751 --> 00:43:21,479 Hey...I wouldn't fool with that if I were you. 621 00:43:21,479 --> 00:43:23,282 Hey...she's not mad with you. 622 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:24,568 She likes you! 623 00:43:25,112 --> 00:43:25,920 You're nuts. 624 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,876 Says you're dumb, but cute. 625 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:29,763 She's no bargain, herself. 626 00:43:29,763 --> 00:43:31,579 Smart enough to get YOU going! 627 00:43:32,461 --> 00:43:34,482 I don't even know she's alive. 628 00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:37,643 How come then...last night... you said her name in your sleep? 629 00:43:37,643 --> 00:43:39,245 I did not. 630 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:40,845 I did?! 631 00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:41,953 Take my word. 632 00:43:42,646 --> 00:43:44,620 A guy's apt to say anything in his sleep. 633 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,510 Maybe I was hollering at her. 634 00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,602 No...you were cooing.. like this... 635 00:43:48,602 --> 00:43:50,889 "Connie..." 636 00:43:50,889 --> 00:43:53,110 Aw...you make me sick! 637 00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:55,923 Alright! Alright! 638 00:43:58,821 --> 00:44:03,236 Today...she says you're good company, and nice to have around. 639 00:44:05,678 --> 00:44:08,727 No fooling boy... I'd put that away, if I were you. 640 00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:14,997 She says you've turned out to be a high-type, clean-cut, nice young fellow. 641 00:44:15,564 --> 00:44:16,561 She does? 642 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,111 She says that... 643 00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:28,249 Found your diary kicking about... 644 00:44:30,138 --> 00:44:31,583 You ought to be careful, Miss Milligan... 645 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,431 You never know what kind of people are hanging around. 646 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,055 I told you, you shouldn't have done that. 647 00:44:44,676 --> 00:44:45,819 NOW what are you gonna do? 648 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:47,097 Find out what she's gonna do. 649 00:45:51,867 --> 00:45:54,177 You'd better go in and square yourself. 650 00:45:59,082 --> 00:46:01,784 Go ahead...you remember that stuff about the torpedoes. 651 00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:18,078 Miss Milligan! 652 00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:23,887 Connie... 653 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:32,842 I brought your things down. 654 00:46:39,252 --> 00:46:41,951 That was a miserable thing to do. 655 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:45,464 If there's anything that's cheap and... 656 00:46:46,328 --> 00:46:48,500 Contemptible! 657 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,290 ...It's being caught reading somebody else's diary. 658 00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,775 If I caught anyone reading mine... 659 00:46:52,775 --> 00:46:54,534 You had to read it in front of HIM! 660 00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:58,327 Connie, I was hardly listening. 661 00:46:58,327 --> 00:47:00,808 SOME things are private, Mr Dingle... 662 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,647 And when people go poking their nose in... 663 00:47:03,647 --> 00:47:05,735 ...it's just too much, that's all. 664 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:08,550 And you have a very long nose, Mr Dingle. 665 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,724 I've tried to put up with you... 666 00:47:10,724 --> 00:47:13,054 ...but you have done nothing but pry and meddle 667 00:47:13,054 --> 00:47:14,907 ever since you've been here. 668 00:47:14,907 --> 00:47:17,048 You just better go pack up your things... 669 00:47:17,048 --> 00:47:18,722 And when I get home from work tomorrow night... 670 00:47:18,722 --> 00:47:20,810 ...you'd better be moved out... 671 00:47:20,810 --> 00:47:21,863 ...once and for all. 672 00:47:21,863 --> 00:47:22,985 The both of you! 673 00:49:11,271 --> 00:49:12,145 Oh, it's you! 674 00:49:13,715 --> 00:49:16,155 I thought the arrangements were that you would... 675 00:49:16,155 --> 00:49:18,649 Yeah....well i didn't have time to pack this morning... 676 00:49:18,649 --> 00:49:19,876 I had to go get my orders... 677 00:49:19,876 --> 00:49:21,566 So I came back to pack now. 678 00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:23,398 As long as I'm here... 679 00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,229 I might as well give you this. 680 00:49:30,044 --> 00:49:32,201 Miss Milligan, I have moved out. 681 00:49:32,618 --> 00:49:35,768 But I wish to exonerate Joseph Carter, my former roommate 682 00:49:35,768 --> 00:49:37,730 in the south half of 2B 683 00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:40,710 of all implications of responsibility 684 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:42,434 in being caught reading your diary. 685 00:49:42,434 --> 00:49:44,363 The fault is entirely mine 686 00:49:44,363 --> 00:49:48,145 and Joseph Carter even protested my disgraceful action as follows: 687 00:49:48,145 --> 00:49:51,287 "I would not do that if I were you." 688 00:49:51,287 --> 00:49:55,723 And wouldn't read it because he's such a high-type, clean-cut, nice... 689 00:49:55,323 --> 00:49:57,030 Yeah...well, you can skip all that. 690 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,672 I am, etc etc. 691 00:50:00,672 --> 00:50:02,199 Benjamin Dingle. 692 00:50:02,862 --> 00:50:04,391 I'd like that for my files. 693 00:50:08,302 --> 00:50:11,233 What's the fixed-up alibi for? 694 00:50:11,233 --> 00:50:11,985 Are you kiddin'? 695 00:50:11,985 --> 00:50:13,877 Does this sound like me or Dingle. 696 00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:16,270 Well, how do I know you didn't write it? 697 00:50:16,270 --> 00:50:17,499 You don't. 698 00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:22,771 Well, if HE wrote it, how do I know it's the truth? 699 00:50:22,771 --> 00:50:25,223 You don't... only it's the truth. 700 00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:28,582 Well...I don't know what to believe. 701 00:50:29,189 --> 00:50:30,978 Well, I'm moving out anyway, so... 702 00:50:45,044 --> 00:50:47,439 Just to show you there's no hard feelings... 703 00:50:47,439 --> 00:50:48,464 I'd like to give you this. 704 00:51:08,126 --> 00:51:09,173 But why?! 705 00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:10,488 Peace offering. 706 00:51:11,227 --> 00:51:13,167 Well, you didn't have to do that! 707 00:51:14,585 --> 00:51:18,677 It's nothing much...just a sort of genuine top grade cowhide travelling bag... 708 00:51:18,677 --> 00:51:21,756 ...with all the accessories. 709 00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:25,827 This gadget drops down. 710 00:51:25,827 --> 00:51:29,081 Oh, isn't that lovely! 711 00:51:29,081 --> 00:51:32,678 Yeah...all these things are fitted in here. 712 00:51:32,678 --> 00:51:36,196 There you have... I guess you'd know. 713 00:51:36,971 --> 00:51:38,486 Isn't that wonderful! 714 00:51:41,484 --> 00:51:44,378 Then it has the locks... 715 00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:49,567 Smells so good! 716 00:51:50,815 --> 00:51:51,610 Oh, be careful! 717 00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:55,328 - It has a piano hinge. - Are you sure? 718 00:51:55,328 --> 00:51:58,654 It has a special 18-inch hinge, the man said...built in. 719 00:51:58,956 --> 00:52:00,928 All different things you can do with it. 720 00:52:04,581 --> 00:52:06,190 This is for magazines and things. 721 00:52:10,489 --> 00:52:11,671 Smell! 722 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:14,527 Isn't that lovely! 723 00:52:20,169 --> 00:52:21,397 I couldn't take it. 724 00:52:23,739 --> 00:52:26,264 Mr Pendergast would object. 725 00:52:26,264 --> 00:52:28,621 He'd have a perfect right to. 726 00:52:29,655 --> 00:52:31,981 Just call it a wedding present. 727 00:52:31,981 --> 00:52:34,217 Take it on your honeymoon. 728 00:52:37,302 --> 00:52:41,469 I couldn't take one man's bag on another man's honeymoon. 729 00:52:44,069 --> 00:52:45,652 We'll just keep it at home then. 730 00:52:46,513 --> 00:52:49,982 Look..I had your initial put on... "C" for Constance. 731 00:52:49,982 --> 00:52:51,904 You shouldn't have done that! 732 00:52:51,904 --> 00:52:52,918 Well, I didn't then. 733 00:52:52,918 --> 00:52:56,418 "C" stands for Carter, too... I really bought it for myself. 734 00:52:56,453 --> 00:52:58,381 The government won't let me take it... where I'm going... 735 00:52:58,381 --> 00:52:59,973 ...so you might as well keep it. 736 00:52:59,973 --> 00:53:00,973 Silly! 737 00:53:02,021 --> 00:53:05,155 Look, Connie... I want to give it to you. 738 00:53:06,197 --> 00:53:08,107 Would it kill you to do me a favour, and keep it. 739 00:53:09,484 --> 00:53:13,266 All I'm asking is...that you accept as a gift... no strings attached... 740 00:53:13,266 --> 00:53:17,839 ...one genuine cowhide travelling bag. 741 00:53:17,839 --> 00:53:19,233 Would you, please? 742 00:53:21,827 --> 00:53:23,150 Well, I'm so embarrassed! 743 00:53:23,150 --> 00:53:24,683 Please! 744 00:53:26,314 --> 00:53:27,169 Alright. 745 00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:30,285 Oh, it's really beautiful! 746 00:53:31,549 --> 00:53:32,846 No strings attached. 747 00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:34,944 Now...I'm set to go. 748 00:53:36,906 --> 00:53:37,992 Here are the keys. 749 00:53:37,992 --> 00:53:39,746 Where are you going? 750 00:53:39,746 --> 00:53:41,265 Back to California? 751 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,850 No...Africa. 752 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:49,298 Ask me no questions... It's a military secret. 753 00:53:49,873 --> 00:53:51,191 Certain government regulations... 754 00:53:51,191 --> 00:53:53,719 They just won't let you tell people things like that. 755 00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,493 I know there are a lot of things that ought to be explained... 756 00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:56,776 But I'll write you about it. 757 00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,215 When are you leaving? 758 00:53:59,215 --> 00:54:00,701 In a couple of days. 759 00:54:00,701 --> 00:54:02,979 For Africa...in 2 days? 760 00:54:02,979 --> 00:54:04,648 Sure. 761 00:54:08,033 --> 00:54:09,933 You can't go with that on your face. 762 00:54:12,334 --> 00:54:13,355 Where are you going now? 763 00:54:13,355 --> 00:54:15,009 Oh...I'll look for another place. 764 00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:17,554 For just 2 days? 765 00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:19,065 Can't sleep in the park! 766 00:54:23,353 --> 00:54:26,407 Don't you think it's kind of silly to move... just for 2 days? 767 00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:29,892 You mean...? 768 00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:35,103 Oh boy! 769 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,672 Yeah, that's swell, because... 770 00:54:37,492 --> 00:54:39,964 You know, when I get there, they're liable to ask me 771 00:54:39,964 --> 00:54:41,548 where I spent the last 2 days... 772 00:54:41,548 --> 00:54:44,716 And if I said I spent my last 2 days lookin' for a place... 773 00:54:44,716 --> 00:54:45,637 ...they'll think I'm a dope. 774 00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:46,970 Yes, I guess they would! 775 00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:48,607 You know...guys like that... 776 00:54:48,607 --> 00:54:52,029 They're liable to expect a fellow to spend his last 2 days goin' places... 777 00:54:52,029 --> 00:54:53,755 - ...and seein' the town. - Sure. 778 00:54:54,886 --> 00:54:57,675 Well...thanks for the bag. 779 00:54:57,675 --> 00:54:59,383 I mean... WITH somebody! 780 00:55:00,754 --> 00:55:02,122 Oh, yeah. 781 00:55:04,796 --> 00:55:06,612 Thanks for the bag. 782 00:55:06,612 --> 00:55:08,242 Say, do you think we could go out together 783 00:55:08,242 --> 00:55:09,826 and have dinner tonight? 784 00:55:12,254 --> 00:55:14,172 You forget...I'm engaged, and... 785 00:55:14,172 --> 00:55:16,129 I don't think HE'd like it. 786 00:55:17,886 --> 00:55:19,931 No...he wouldn't. 787 00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:25,560 Furthermore, I think I had a date with HIM tonight. 788 00:55:28,019 --> 00:55:29,295 That fixes that! 789 00:55:31,379 --> 00:55:32,423 Mr Carter... 790 00:55:34,474 --> 00:55:35,734 What time have you? 791 00:55:39,029 --> 00:55:39,885 7.30. 792 00:55:39,885 --> 00:55:42,858 Well, he's supposed to call at 8, you see... 793 00:55:42,858 --> 00:55:45,065 And sometimes he gets into a conference... 794 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:47,199 ...and he can't even telephone, so... 795 00:55:47,199 --> 00:55:49,277 If that happens, naturally the date is off. 796 00:55:49,277 --> 00:55:51,781 So...I'll wait for him till 8... 797 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:53,150 ...and if he doesn't call, well... 798 00:55:54,159 --> 00:55:56,069 ...then I guess it would be alright... 799 00:55:56,069 --> 00:55:59,755 ...because, you'll only be here such a short time... 800 00:55:59,755 --> 00:56:01,918 ...and you're working for the government... 801 00:56:01,918 --> 00:56:04,163 ..and it's everyone's patriotic duty... 802 00:56:04,163 --> 00:56:06,456 ...to do... 803 00:56:13,876 --> 00:56:15,481 Maybe it's the wrong number. 804 00:56:24,002 --> 00:56:24,780 Hello. 805 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:27,173 Oh, it's you! 806 00:56:28,322 --> 00:56:29,785 Well what's the matter with you? 807 00:56:30,461 --> 00:56:31,695 Oh, that's too bad. 808 00:56:31,695 --> 00:56:34,708 Oh, you really ought to do something about that. 809 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,906 Take care of yourself... do something. 810 00:56:39,117 --> 00:56:41,891 Just a minute... It's for you... 811 00:56:41,891 --> 00:56:43,497 Mr Dingle. 812 00:56:48,207 --> 00:56:50,709 Hello...no, Joe! 813 00:56:52,129 --> 00:56:53,807 Yes...well you sound awful. 814 00:56:53,807 --> 00:56:55,235 You'd better take something for that. 815 00:56:57,427 --> 00:56:58,744 I don't know whether I can or not... 816 00:56:58,744 --> 00:56:59,845 I won't know till 8 o'clock. 817 00:57:01,081 --> 00:57:02,359 I think I have a date. 818 00:57:06,776 --> 00:57:09,441 Yeah, well...if I don't, I'll meet you there. 819 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,519 O.K...Milli...Dingle. 820 00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:23,114 Well, I think I'd better get dressed. 821 00:57:23,728 --> 00:57:24,649 O.K. 822 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,050 Excuse me. 823 00:58:00,553 --> 00:58:02,175 Oh...you look lovely. 824 00:58:02,175 --> 00:58:03,500 Oh, thank you! 825 00:58:04,294 --> 00:58:05,333 It's 8 o'clock. 826 00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:06,517 It is? 827 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:09,243 And our friend hasn't phoned, has he? 828 00:58:09,870 --> 00:58:10,795 No. 829 00:58:10,795 --> 00:58:12,691 Well, in that case... 830 00:58:13,890 --> 00:58:16,720 Well, in that case... I think it might be alright. 831 00:58:27,328 --> 00:58:28,733 It can't be Mr Pendergast... 832 00:58:28,733 --> 00:58:30,874 He always phones from downstairs. 833 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:32,201 - He does? - Yes! 834 00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:38,585 - Hello, Miss Milligan! - Hello. 835 00:58:38,585 --> 00:58:40,593 Could I see you please, Miss Milligan, for a few minutes? 836 00:58:40,593 --> 00:58:41,760 It's very important! 837 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,742 It's about a decision I have to make. 838 00:58:43,742 --> 00:58:45,712 Could I see you for a few minutes, alone, please? 839 00:58:45,712 --> 00:58:47,706 Couldn't it wait until tomorrow? 840 00:58:47,706 --> 00:58:49,704 Oh, no...it can't wait till tomorrow... it's important! 841 00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:53,338 Who's this? 842 00:58:53,338 --> 00:58:56,457 This is my fellow...he lives downstairs. 843 00:58:56,457 --> 00:58:58,467 How do you do Mr Pendergast? 844 00:58:58,467 --> 00:59:00,376 May name is Morton Rodakiewicz. 845 00:59:04,487 --> 00:59:06,019 I gotta see you. 846 00:59:07,924 --> 00:59:09,853 Excuse me, I'll just be a minute. 847 00:59:17,493 --> 00:59:20,435 Now, what is it you want to tell me, because I'm in a terrible hurry. 848 00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:23,860 Do I want to join the Boy Scouts, or don't I? 849 00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:24,922 Of course you do! 850 00:59:24,922 --> 00:59:26,341 But I'm not the camp-craft type! 851 00:59:26,341 --> 00:59:30,420 So should I join, because I don't like hunting and fishing and hiking and camp-craft, and OUGHT TO... 852 00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:34,932 ...or should I NOT join, because I don't like hunting and fishing and hiking and camp-craft. 853 00:59:34,932 --> 00:59:36,756 Well, yes...definitely! 854 00:59:38,047 --> 00:59:39,217 Some problem! 855 00:59:39,217 --> 00:59:41,872 A person should know if he's the camp-craft type. 856 00:59:41,872 --> 00:59:47,757 Morton, I'll be terribly disappointed if you don't go and join the Boy Scouts, tonight, right now! 857 00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:49,791 I'll do it! 858 00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:51,972 Only, I can't do it tonight, because it's too late. 859 00:59:51,972 --> 00:59:53,411 But tomorrow I'll do it. 860 00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:56,631 Oh, your phone is off the hook. 861 00:59:58,258 --> 01:00:01,121 There's my good deed for today. Already I'm a Boy Scout! 862 01:00:03,078 --> 01:00:05,629 Will you be disappointed in me if I waited until tomorrow? 863 01:00:05,629 --> 01:00:07,923 - No Morton. - Oh, that's good. 864 01:00:15,378 --> 01:00:16,930 Your phone's ringing! 865 01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:18,294 It's ringing. 866 01:00:18,294 --> 01:00:20,364 Thank you, Morton. 867 01:00:23,026 --> 01:00:24,875 So long. 868 01:00:33,444 --> 01:00:34,199 Hello. 869 01:00:34,945 --> 01:00:38,016 Yes, Charles?... How are you feeling? 870 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,891 I feel wonderful! 871 01:00:40,891 --> 01:00:43,346 Oh, you do?! 872 01:00:44,506 --> 01:00:47,016 Well...um...I'll be right down. 873 01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:54,720 That's my date...I'm so sorry. 874 01:00:55,146 --> 01:00:56,529 Have a good time! 875 01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:59,184 Thank you... You have a good time too. 876 01:01:03,237 --> 01:01:05,211 - Have a good time. - Thank you, Morton. 877 01:01:33,476 --> 01:01:34,397 Hey!... 878 01:01:35,094 --> 01:01:36,370 What are you lookin' at? 879 01:01:38,258 --> 01:01:39,440 The Capitol dome. 880 01:01:40,862 --> 01:01:42,980 You oughta not be lookin' outta those spy-glasses... 881 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:45,248 Spyin'! 882 01:01:46,026 --> 01:01:48,301 You can get in awful serious trouble doin' that. 883 01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:52,019 Knock off, will ya?! 884 01:01:52,019 --> 01:01:54,944 Everybody's givin' their spy-glasses to the Navy... 885 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:56,688 I read it in the paper. 886 01:01:56,688 --> 01:01:58,945 Why don't you give YOUR spy-glasses to the Navy, too? 887 01:01:58,945 --> 01:02:00,495 Because... 888 01:02:01,393 --> 01:02:03,313 I'm a JAP! 889 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:17,471 Two? 890 01:02:17,471 --> 01:02:19,843 It'll be a couple of minutes before I have a table for you gentlemen. 891 01:02:20,843 --> 01:02:22,567 There's plenty of room at the bar. 892 01:02:22,567 --> 01:02:25,667 I've come to the conclusion that we ought to get married right away. 893 01:02:26,346 --> 01:02:27,566 You have?! 894 01:02:27,566 --> 01:02:28,814 Yes, I have. 895 01:02:28,814 --> 01:02:30,626 We've put it off long enough. 896 01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:33,640 From now on, it's full steam ahead. 897 01:02:35,822 --> 01:02:37,381 That is, with reservations. 898 01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:47,745 What did I tell you...? 899 01:02:47,745 --> 01:02:48,953 ...8 to every fella! 900 01:02:48,953 --> 01:02:50,488 And what did I tell you? 901 01:02:50,488 --> 01:02:52,138 I'm not interested. 902 01:02:52,138 --> 01:02:54,017 Cheer up, Joe... We're out for a good time. 903 01:02:55,634 --> 01:02:57,503 Well, I thought you said something about... 904 01:02:57,503 --> 01:03:00,012 ...world conditions being so unsettled, and... 905 01:03:00,012 --> 01:03:03,267 Exactly...there's no reason for us to be unsettled, too. 906 01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:08,835 Come on Saturday afternoon... We can have half a holiday... 907 01:03:08,835 --> 01:03:11,072 I'll apply for the licence tomorrow. 908 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:14,991 Why, we can be back at work, bright and early, Monday morning! 909 01:03:16,307 --> 01:03:18,670 Gentlemen, I have your table for you now. 910 01:03:21,411 --> 01:03:22,750 Excuse me. 911 01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:08,656 Pendergast! 912 01:04:08,656 --> 01:04:10,249 How do you do, Mr Dingle!? 913 01:04:10,249 --> 01:04:12,199 Well, well...this is a happy coincidence! 914 01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:14,226 Joe...come here...come here! 915 01:04:14,959 --> 01:04:16,541 Meet my friend, Joe Carter. 916 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,741 Joe...this is Charles J. Pendergast. 917 01:04:18,741 --> 01:04:20,044 How do you do. 918 01:04:21,106 --> 01:04:22,751 This is my fianc�e, Miss Milligan. 919 01:04:22,751 --> 01:04:24,675 Mr Dingle...Mr Carter. 920 01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:26,461 Delighted, Miss Milligan! 921 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,567 Why, I... 922 01:04:29,567 --> 01:04:30,643 How do you do. 923 01:04:31,508 --> 01:04:32,382 Mr Carter? 924 01:04:34,094 --> 01:04:35,267 Won't you sit down? 925 01:04:35,267 --> 01:04:36,808 Yeah...sit down, Joe. 926 01:04:38,668 --> 01:04:40,069 Here, have this chair. 927 01:04:46,322 --> 01:04:49,369 I seem to feel we've met somewhere before, Miss Milligan. 928 01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:51,773 No, I guess not. 929 01:04:52,630 --> 01:04:54,194 I guess not, too. 930 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,909 Mr Dingle is in Washington to discuss the housing plan. 931 01:04:56,909 --> 01:04:58,349 Oh, indeed! 932 01:04:58,825 --> 01:05:01,399 I suppose you're crowded like everyone else in Washington. 933 01:05:01,399 --> 01:05:03,906 I'm crowded like nobody else. 934 01:05:04,675 --> 01:05:07,377 Then you realise what a problem we're up against. 935 01:05:07,377 --> 01:05:10,450 Yes, Joe..there are cases on record... 936 01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:14,456 ..where 2 and 3 people have practically been forced to live in the same room. 937 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:16,325 - No! - Yes! 938 01:05:16,325 --> 01:05:18,090 I tell you, the condition is deplorable. 939 01:05:18,090 --> 01:05:20,547 Oh...kind of cosy, though... don't you think?! 940 01:05:21,497 --> 01:05:25,748 Mr Carter...I lie awake nights, just worrying about the situation. 941 01:05:25,748 --> 01:05:26,588 No! 942 01:05:26,588 --> 01:05:29,667 Little do you know how much you've got to worry about! 943 01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,013 Oh, yes I do! 944 01:05:31,013 --> 01:05:32,979 - Oh, no you don't! - Oh, yes I do! 945 01:05:34,024 --> 01:05:37,143 Why, at the present time at least 30,000 4-party units 946 01:05:37,143 --> 01:05:39,751 could be absorbed just by the incoming populace alone. 947 01:05:39,751 --> 01:05:44,640 I wonder how many single-party units it could take to relieve the present situation. 948 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,269 Can you guess? 949 01:05:46,269 --> 01:05:47,708 I don't have to guess. 950 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:51,266 I know...187,683. 951 01:05:51,266 --> 01:05:54,089 Have you facts and figures to substantiate that? 952 01:05:54,089 --> 01:05:55,780 I certainly have! 953 01:05:56,718 --> 01:05:58,492 Say, why don't you two young people go and dance... 954 01:05:58,492 --> 01:06:00,348 ...while Charles and I talk this thing over. 955 01:06:00,348 --> 01:06:02,402 - Charles...? - That's alright. 956 01:06:12,624 --> 01:06:14,798 You figure the same way on a 3-party unit? 957 01:06:17,754 --> 01:06:20,180 That music...it disturbs me. 958 01:06:21,299 --> 01:06:22,454 I can't concentrate. 959 01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:25,967 My boy, you don't know how you've simplified this whole problem... 960 01:06:25,967 --> 01:06:27,644 ...for everyone concerned! 961 01:06:27,644 --> 01:06:29,899 Come up to my suite, where you CAN concentrate. 962 01:06:29,899 --> 01:06:32,514 We'll have this thing all ready to present to the board tomorrow morning... 963 01:06:32,514 --> 01:06:34,736 Come on! We'll roll up our sleeves and get busy. 964 01:06:44,224 --> 01:06:45,430 Take good care of Miss Milligan. 965 01:06:45,723 --> 01:06:46,986 Don't worry! 966 01:06:46,986 --> 01:06:49,008 I'll be back, Constance...I... 967 01:06:54,312 --> 01:06:56,013 Who taught you to rumba? 968 01:06:57,959 --> 01:06:59,535 Some girl, I bet. 969 01:07:00,595 --> 01:07:02,184 Is she nice? 970 01:07:07,736 --> 01:07:08,849 Not half so nice as YOU. 971 01:07:12,615 --> 01:07:15,084 Why, Connie!...Hello! 972 01:07:17,761 --> 01:07:18,725 How are you? 973 01:07:18,725 --> 01:07:21,383 Oh, I'm fine, I guess... 974 01:07:23,535 --> 01:07:26,964 - Miss Allen, Miss Bilby...Mr Carter. - How do you do, Mr Carter. 975 01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:29,322 Have you been in Washington long, Mr Carter? 976 01:07:29,322 --> 01:07:31,152 - As a matter of fact... - Where are you from, Mr Carter? 977 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,148 Mr Carter's from California. 978 01:07:33,148 --> 01:07:35,025 - Hollywood? - Burbank. 979 01:07:35,025 --> 01:07:37,921 Oh, you couldn't be in the P-38 interceptor business, could you? 980 01:07:37,921 --> 01:07:39,880 No...potatoes, that's my line. 981 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,077 Mr Carter's going to be... 982 01:07:41,077 --> 01:07:42,697 Oh, you're a farmer! 983 01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:44,167 Burbank potatoes. 984 01:07:44,167 --> 01:07:45,466 Hello Betty. 985 01:07:47,924 --> 01:07:53,657 Miss Milligan, Mr Carter, Miss Harper, Miss Tracy, Miss Bilby, Miss Ewing, Miss Doyle. 986 01:07:55,144 --> 01:07:59,140 And this is Miss Finch, Miss Dalton, Miss Geisekin, Miss Harper....Mr Carter. 987 01:07:59,140 --> 01:08:00,038 How do you do. 988 01:08:00,038 --> 01:08:02,453 Miss Allen, Miss Geisekin, Miss Finch...Mr Carter. 989 01:08:03,876 --> 01:08:05,265 I'm Miss Milligan. 990 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:08,791 - Miss Milligan... - Yes? 991 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:10,157 You're wanted on the telephone. 992 01:08:10,157 --> 01:08:11,552 Oh, thank you. 993 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,894 Excuse me. 994 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:22,019 Could you show me where the telephone is, please? 995 01:08:23,473 --> 01:08:24,726 It's right this way, Miss. 996 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:26,002 Oh, thank you. 997 01:08:44,741 --> 01:08:46,515 Do you want to sit down? 998 01:08:49,107 --> 01:08:51,409 You mean you're not coming back at all? 999 01:08:51,409 --> 01:08:55,142 Mr Dingle says that Mr Carter will be glad to take you home. 1000 01:08:57,309 --> 01:09:01,224 Mr Dingle says you won't be taking Mr Carter very much out of his way. 1001 01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:03,573 Oh, it isn't out of his way at all. 1002 01:09:20,745 --> 01:09:23,965 You know, your eyes are blue, like the colour of your necktie. 1003 01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,874 They are not... They're grey like his shirt. 1004 01:09:26,874 --> 01:09:29,661 No...I think they're hazel. 1005 01:09:39,725 --> 01:09:41,188 Mr Pendergast phoned... 1006 01:09:41,188 --> 01:09:43,741 ...and said he would like YOU to take me home. 1007 01:09:46,310 --> 01:09:48,451 Well, you don't have to, if you don't want to. 1008 01:09:51,724 --> 01:09:53,607 I couldn't let you go alone. 1009 01:09:57,765 --> 01:10:01,739 Well, look...you could always come back you know, if you want to. 1010 01:10:03,431 --> 01:10:04,917 No! 1011 01:10:13,161 --> 01:10:14,753 What are "we"? 1012 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:16,806 Oh...my mother and father and sister. 1013 01:10:21,088 --> 01:10:23,468 Sundays we generally go down to the beach. 1014 01:10:25,301 --> 01:10:26,339 What beach? 1015 01:10:27,010 --> 01:10:28,823 Pacific Ocean beach. 1016 01:10:28,823 --> 01:10:31,026 - Who goes? - The whole gang. 1017 01:10:31,887 --> 01:10:33,050 Like who? 1018 01:10:33,050 --> 01:10:37,187 Oh...like Bob Rowe...Bill Widermeyer... and Jeff York... 1019 01:10:38,173 --> 01:10:40,134 Well, don't you ever go with any girls? 1020 01:10:40,134 --> 01:10:42,340 - Of course. - Well, who? 1021 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,798 Helen Tuttle. 1022 01:10:43,798 --> 01:10:45,329 Is she your girl? 1023 01:10:45,329 --> 01:10:46,822 I just go with her. 1024 01:10:47,378 --> 01:10:48,316 A long time? 1025 01:10:48,316 --> 01:10:51,038 No...just a girl I know. 1026 01:10:52,402 --> 01:10:53,191 Is she your girl? 1027 01:10:53,191 --> 01:10:54,422 No...I just go with her. 1028 01:10:55,613 --> 01:10:56,538 Is she attractive? 1029 01:10:57,163 --> 01:10:58,236 I guess so. 1030 01:10:59,404 --> 01:11:01,327 Who did you go with before that? 1031 01:11:02,904 --> 01:11:04,213 Elsie. 1032 01:11:09,761 --> 01:11:10,619 How long? 1033 01:11:10,619 --> 01:11:11,949 Couple of months. 1034 01:11:11,949 --> 01:11:12,807 What happened? 1035 01:11:12,807 --> 01:11:14,379 She wanted to get married. 1036 01:11:14,379 --> 01:11:16,723 - And then what happened? - She got married. 1037 01:11:16,723 --> 01:11:18,338 Who did you go with before that? 1038 01:11:18,338 --> 01:11:20,597 Mmm...Martha and Adele, I think. 1039 01:11:20,597 --> 01:11:22,295 What happened to THEM? 1040 01:11:22,295 --> 01:11:23,348 I still go with them. 1041 01:11:24,801 --> 01:11:27,957 Are you AFRAID to get married of something? 1042 01:11:27,957 --> 01:11:28,770 No. 1043 01:11:32,995 --> 01:11:34,626 I don't want to get involved. 1044 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:44,645 They say...that's what happens to a man when he gets married. 1045 01:11:47,825 --> 01:11:50,091 Marriage is O.K., if you want to be, 1046 01:11:52,265 --> 01:11:55,011 I expect to be very happy. 1047 01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:56,281 - You do? - Yes... 1048 01:11:56,281 --> 01:11:59,317 I consider myself a very lucky little lady. 1049 01:11:59,317 --> 01:12:00,945 How's that? 1050 01:12:00,945 --> 01:12:03,049 Being engaged to Mr Pendergast... 1051 01:12:03,049 --> 01:12:05,784 Yeah...$8,600 a year! 1052 01:12:05,784 --> 01:12:07,581 That's a lot of money! 1053 01:12:08,246 --> 01:12:09,657 Sure is. 1054 01:12:10,323 --> 01:12:15,255 Especially, if people who are highly intelligent like Mr Pendergast... 1055 01:12:15,255 --> 01:12:17,643 ...know how to budget...and plan. 1056 01:12:17,643 --> 01:12:18,667 Sure. 1057 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:21,747 We're planning very carefully. 1058 01:12:21,747 --> 01:12:23,066 That's the way to do it alright. 1059 01:12:23,066 --> 01:12:25,079 Take my engagement ring... 1060 01:12:25,785 --> 01:12:27,291 Don't you think it's nice? 1061 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:29,727 - Not gaudy, I mean. - You bet! 1062 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:37,252 We thought...Mr Pendergast and I... 1063 01:12:37,252 --> 01:12:40,256 ...that it would be better to get a conservative ring... 1064 01:12:40,256 --> 01:12:43,683 ...and put that extra money into a home...see. 1065 01:12:43,683 --> 01:12:45,349 That's the way to do it, alright. 1066 01:12:45,349 --> 01:12:49,344 We found a lovely little house in Georgetown. 1067 01:12:51,007 --> 01:12:53,020 For after the emergency, of course. 1068 01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,090 Sure. 1069 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,857 Mr Pendergast is so busy nowadays... 1070 01:12:57,857 --> 01:13:00,384 ...he just doesn't have time to think of it even. 1071 01:13:00,384 --> 01:13:01,890 I can understand that. 1072 01:13:02,321 --> 01:13:06,009 Why, just last week, one evening, he had a dinner conference... 1073 01:13:06,009 --> 01:13:08,740 with Leon M. Henderson... 1074 01:13:08,740 --> 01:13:12,379 ...and Donald M. Nelson. 1075 01:13:17,595 --> 01:13:22,578 Leon M. Henderson and Donald M. Nelson are... 1076 01:13:22,578 --> 01:13:24,176 He must be an important man. 1077 01:13:24,176 --> 01:13:26,118 Yes...and so considerate, you know... 1078 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:30,416 Why...My cousin had a stamp collection... 1079 01:13:30,416 --> 01:13:33,126 And he used to save all his foreign stamps... 1080 01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:36,927 ...from his office, and gave them to me for her, my cousin. 1081 01:13:36,927 --> 01:13:38,041 Is that so?! 1082 01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:40,991 Don't you think that's wonderful... a man in his position... 1083 01:13:40,991 --> 01:13:42,820 ...to do a thing like that. 1084 01:13:42,820 --> 01:13:43,917 The best. 1085 01:13:45,908 --> 01:13:50,376 Well, you see that's the way with those older men like Mr Pendergast... 1086 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,595 A girl gets to appreciate... 1087 01:13:54,595 --> 01:13:56,691 ...their more mature... 1088 01:14:21,193 --> 01:14:22,946 I'd better go. 1089 01:14:28,572 --> 01:14:29,795 Goodnight. 1090 01:14:29,795 --> 01:14:31,775 Mr Carter. 1091 01:14:31,775 --> 01:14:33,194 Goodnight, Miss Milligan. 1092 01:14:57,587 --> 01:14:58,943 I almost forgot where I live. 1093 01:15:06,511 --> 01:15:07,786 Goodnight. 1094 01:15:14,718 --> 01:15:16,506 Where you headed, boy?! 1095 01:15:16,506 --> 01:15:18,214 We gotta work for a livin'! 1096 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:20,873 Can't you see we're all bedded down here, peaceful like?! 1097 01:15:25,506 --> 01:15:27,775 Must be one of them new Republicans... 1098 01:15:28,233 --> 01:15:29,581 ...who got into office! 1099 01:15:39,395 --> 01:15:40,593 Here... 1100 01:15:41,729 --> 01:15:43,692 I have my key. 1101 01:16:23,385 --> 01:16:24,856 Connie... 1102 01:16:25,650 --> 01:16:26,849 Yes? 1103 01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:28,238 Are you asleep? 1104 01:16:28,238 --> 01:16:29,739 No. 1105 01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,173 Me neither. 1106 01:16:32,173 --> 01:16:33,944 I've been thinking. 1107 01:16:36,465 --> 01:16:37,773 I've been thinking, too. 1108 01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:40,367 What about? 1109 01:16:41,143 --> 01:16:42,625 Mr Dingle. 1110 01:16:42,906 --> 01:16:44,089 How? 1111 01:16:45,241 --> 01:16:47,759 It's alright for Dingle to talk... 1112 01:16:48,788 --> 01:16:51,377 He hasn't any decisions to make. 1113 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:54,465 But for a person like me... 1114 01:16:56,177 --> 01:16:57,197 Girls... 1115 01:16:57,197 --> 01:17:01,116 We have to think things out very, very carefully... 1116 01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:04,619 ..and be sure we're going in the right direction. 1117 01:17:08,705 --> 01:17:09,909 For instance... 1118 01:17:11,487 --> 01:17:15,542 Mr Pendergast wants us to be married right away. 1119 01:17:18,771 --> 01:17:21,412 You know...our engagement. 1120 01:17:21,412 --> 01:17:23,102 Yeah...I know. 1121 01:17:24,517 --> 01:17:26,012 Now, you take my case, too... 1122 01:17:26,012 --> 01:17:30,085 I have to go across on special duty I'm not supposed to talk about. 1123 01:17:30,085 --> 01:17:33,827 I guess under these circumstances, it'd be alright. 1124 01:17:34,861 --> 01:17:36,153 I may never come back... 1125 01:17:36,153 --> 01:17:38,959 ...and under those circumstances, it follows to figure on that. 1126 01:17:44,953 --> 01:17:47,170 Yes, it certainly has. 1127 01:18:01,085 --> 01:18:02,136 Connie... 1128 01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:03,440 Yes? 1129 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:05,110 Are you asleep? 1130 01:18:05,110 --> 01:18:06,362 No. 1131 01:18:06,362 --> 01:18:09,294 Have you got an aspirin? 1132 01:18:11,898 --> 01:18:13,847 No...but I got a headache. 1133 01:18:13,847 --> 01:18:15,214 Me too. 1134 01:18:16,401 --> 01:18:17,947 And I can't sleep. 1135 01:18:20,609 --> 01:18:21,933 You can't? 1136 01:18:21,933 --> 01:18:23,077 No. 1137 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,358 Why can't you? 1138 01:18:27,157 --> 01:18:29,065 I love you, Connie. 1139 01:18:33,919 --> 01:18:35,152 Did you hear what I said? 1140 01:18:35,152 --> 01:18:36,605 Yes. 1141 01:18:37,263 --> 01:18:38,125 Well... 1142 01:18:40,637 --> 01:18:42,552 If YOU feel the same way, would you tell me? 1143 01:18:43,533 --> 01:18:45,102 Would YOU stay right where you are? 1144 01:18:46,415 --> 01:18:47,221 Yes. 1145 01:18:52,628 --> 01:18:55,011 I love YOU, more than anything in the world. 1146 01:18:57,723 --> 01:18:59,374 I promise. 1147 01:18:59,847 --> 01:19:00,555 Connie! 1148 01:19:01,775 --> 01:19:02,437 Connie... 1149 01:19:03,477 --> 01:19:04,137 Yes? 1150 01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:07,321 You asked me if I was afraid to get married. 1151 01:19:09,445 --> 01:19:10,695 I'm not afraid. 1152 01:19:13,841 --> 01:19:15,295 I mean... Will you marry me? 1153 01:19:16,327 --> 01:19:17,879 I want to marry you, Connie. 1154 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:22,258 Thank you, I'd...I'd love to. 1155 01:19:24,088 --> 01:19:24,859 How? 1156 01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:28,502 What...? You said you'd be gone in a couple of days. 1157 01:19:29,837 --> 01:19:30,542 Yeah. 1158 01:19:31,457 --> 01:19:35,824 Then you'll go away and we might never see each other again. 1159 01:19:37,407 --> 01:19:38,677 Yeah...but... 1160 01:19:42,359 --> 01:19:43,950 Well...don't you see? 1161 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:53,447 Yeah...I guess you're right. 1162 01:19:56,837 --> 01:19:58,739 Oh, it's an awful problem. 1163 01:19:59,396 --> 01:20:00,623 Isn't it?... 1164 01:20:01,362 --> 01:20:03,211 ...darling. 1165 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:05,637 It sure is... 1166 01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:08,088 ...dear. 1167 01:20:08,803 --> 01:20:10,339 I'd be way over there... 1168 01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:13,504 ...and you'd be over here. 1169 01:20:14,975 --> 01:20:17,889 And I'd be worrying about YOU... and you'll be worrying about ME. 1170 01:20:23,315 --> 01:20:25,349 That's no good at all. 1171 01:20:28,450 --> 01:20:30,296 I guess not, then. 1172 01:20:34,723 --> 01:20:36,268 I guess you better go to sleep... 1173 01:20:37,288 --> 01:20:39,235 ...darling. 1174 01:20:42,045 --> 01:20:43,376 Goodnight... 1175 01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:45,000 ...dear. 1176 01:20:46,781 --> 01:20:48,533 Goodnight Mr... 1177 01:20:50,757 --> 01:20:52,556 Darling! 1178 01:21:02,595 --> 01:21:03,353 What's your name? 1179 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:05,302 Joe Carter. 1180 01:21:06,659 --> 01:21:08,581 My names Evans... This is Mr Pike. 1181 01:21:10,364 --> 01:21:11,755 Federal Bureau of Investigation. 1182 01:21:12,612 --> 01:21:13,805 FBI, eh? 1183 01:21:13,805 --> 01:21:15,781 Yeah...want to talk to you. 1184 01:21:18,238 --> 01:21:20,655 What's going on here? 1185 01:21:20,655 --> 01:21:23,701 Don't be alarmed...we're just having a look around, Mrs Carter. 1186 01:21:23,701 --> 01:21:26,161 I'm not Mrs Carter...I'm Miss Milligan. 1187 01:21:28,948 --> 01:21:30,844 He's just a friend of mine. 1188 01:21:32,026 --> 01:21:33,559 A very good friend! 1189 01:21:34,865 --> 01:21:37,038 Look...he lives in here and I live in here. 1190 01:21:37,038 --> 01:21:39,836 As a matter of fact, she's my landlady. 1191 01:21:43,316 --> 01:21:44,817 What do you fellas want here, anyhow? 1192 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:47,501 We got a report you've been having a peek at Washington. 1193 01:21:49,098 --> 01:21:50,261 What's wrong with that? 1194 01:21:50,261 --> 01:21:52,540 It depends on how you see it, Mr Carter. 1195 01:21:53,792 --> 01:21:54,702 Nice view from here. 1196 01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,922 Right into the Government Printing Office... 1197 01:21:56,922 --> 01:21:58,413 ...with a pair of binoculars. 1198 01:21:59,895 --> 01:22:02,376 The binoculars...they think I've been looking at government stuff... 1199 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,333 Your friend...Morton Rodakiewicz! 1200 01:22:06,725 --> 01:22:07,689 What's this? 1201 01:22:07,689 --> 01:22:09,129 It's my uniform. 1202 01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:10,844 Why don't you wear it? 1203 01:22:10,844 --> 01:22:12,723 Well, I always sleep in my pyjamas. 1204 01:22:12,723 --> 01:22:14,498 I mean earlier in the evening. 1205 01:22:14,498 --> 01:22:15,272 Why didn't you wear it 1206 01:22:15,272 --> 01:22:17,251 when you were looking out of that window with those binoculars? 1207 01:22:17,251 --> 01:22:18,913 I can see alright without it on. 1208 01:22:18,913 --> 01:22:21,815 Well, you've got a mouthful of funny answers, haven't you. 1209 01:22:21,815 --> 01:22:23,489 Gotta get dressed...both of you. 1210 01:22:24,391 --> 01:22:25,776 Why do I have to get dressed? 1211 01:22:25,776 --> 01:22:28,748 Because traffic's jammed up enough, the way it is. 1212 01:22:28,748 --> 01:22:29,883 Alright...let's get going. 1213 01:22:31,057 --> 01:22:32,753 You stay there. 1214 01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:41,229 Say...I think they made a mistake down at headquarters. 1215 01:22:41,229 --> 01:22:43,491 This fellow don't look like a JAP! 1216 01:22:45,903 --> 01:22:47,153 Your papers seem to be in order. 1217 01:22:47,153 --> 01:22:49,452 But we did have reason for suspicion. 1218 01:22:49,452 --> 01:22:52,907 The only thing we're concerned about is a report over the telephone... 1219 01:22:52,907 --> 01:22:54,907 ...that there was a Japanese at your address... 1220 01:22:54,907 --> 01:22:57,615 ...studying the Government Printing Office through binoculars. 1221 01:22:57,615 --> 01:22:58,909 It wasn't me. 1222 01:22:58,909 --> 01:23:01,190 There's never been a Japanese near the place. 1223 01:23:01,190 --> 01:23:03,618 Well, can you think of anyone, beside yourself and Carter... 1224 01:23:03,618 --> 01:23:05,232 ...that might have been seen around the apartment? 1225 01:23:05,232 --> 01:23:07,903 Well, Mr Dingle... I told you before. 1226 01:23:07,903 --> 01:23:10,029 Oh, yes... Well how about Dingle, Pike? 1227 01:23:10,029 --> 01:23:12,950 Well, I phoned him sir... He said he'd be right over. 1228 01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:16,751 He wanted to know if he could bring a friend. 1229 01:23:16,751 --> 01:23:18,308 What's he think we're doing... serving tea? 1230 01:23:18,308 --> 01:23:22,618 It was mighty nice of you to come traipsing over here with me... 1231 01:23:22,618 --> 01:23:23,514 ...at this time of night. 1232 01:23:23,514 --> 01:23:25,742 Well, you must know me well enough by this time, Mr Dingle... 1233 01:23:25,742 --> 01:23:28,269 ...to realise that when things have to be done... 1234 01:23:28,269 --> 01:23:29,267 ...I don't question it. 1235 01:23:29,267 --> 01:23:30,420 I don't know what this is all about. 1236 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,310 There's no telling how long I'll be held up here. 1237 01:23:32,310 --> 01:23:34,358 Tut tut tut... Everyone over here knows me. 1238 01:23:34,904 --> 01:23:36,660 I'm sure my presence will speed things up. 1239 01:23:36,996 --> 01:23:38,403 Then we can get back to our work! 1240 01:23:38,403 --> 01:23:39,961 That's the spirit! 1241 01:23:39,961 --> 01:23:41,968 The average man 'd say let it go till tomorrow... 1242 01:23:41,968 --> 01:23:42,907 Not YOU, Charley! 1243 01:23:42,907 --> 01:23:45,257 You're a go-getter, my boy... A go-getter! 1244 01:23:47,983 --> 01:23:49,383 Hello...er... 1245 01:23:49,383 --> 01:23:50,646 Pike. 1246 01:23:50,646 --> 01:23:53,407 Pendergast. This is my good friend Benjamin Dingle. 1247 01:23:53,407 --> 01:23:54,461 Oh yes, Mr Dingle. 1248 01:23:54,461 --> 01:23:55,477 Who's on duty? 1249 01:23:55,477 --> 01:23:56,369 Harding. 1250 01:23:56,369 --> 01:23:59,612 Harding? I know Harding...well! 1251 01:23:59,612 --> 01:24:02,388 Come on Mr Dingle, we'll get to the bottom this in record time. 1252 01:24:05,924 --> 01:24:06,936 Harding, old man, how are you... 1253 01:24:06,936 --> 01:24:08,148 Haven't seen you in weeks. 1254 01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:09,714 Say, I'd like to ask you a little favour, Harding... 1255 01:24:09,714 --> 01:24:12,734 I'm a very busy man, so just postpone whatever you're doing there... 1256 01:24:12,734 --> 01:24:13,652 ...and give me a few minutes of you time. 1257 01:24:13,652 --> 01:24:15,938 - Oh I'd like to, but... - I knew you'd understand! 1258 01:24:15,938 --> 01:24:18,633 You see, a very good friend of mine was requested to put an appearance here. 1259 01:24:18,633 --> 01:24:21,047 As a matter of fact, he's working with me, and we're very busy... 1260 01:24:21,047 --> 01:24:23,815 So, if you could... I forgot to introduce him... 1261 01:24:23,815 --> 01:24:25,022 This is Mr Dingle. 1262 01:24:25,022 --> 01:24:26,842 How do you do. 1263 01:24:26,842 --> 01:24:28,398 Mr Dingle is... 1264 01:24:32,332 --> 01:24:33,383 Constance?! 1265 01:24:34,655 --> 01:24:36,000 What are you doing here? 1266 01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:42,057 What is it... What's the trouble? 1267 01:24:43,249 --> 01:24:45,306 What's the matter? Speak to me! 1268 01:24:45,306 --> 01:24:46,774 Hello. 1269 01:24:46,774 --> 01:24:49,029 It's nothing to get alarmed about, Mr Pendergast... 1270 01:24:49,029 --> 01:24:50,625 Merely a routine investigation. 1271 01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:52,421 You see we received a wild report over the phone... 1272 01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:53,166 Oh, yes?! 1273 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,164 We receive hundreds of them... They usually mean nothing. 1274 01:24:55,164 --> 01:24:56,927 Well...I should hope so! 1275 01:24:56,927 --> 01:24:59,131 I've known Miss Milligan for 6 years. 1276 01:25:00,094 --> 01:25:01,824 As a matter of fact, she's in my department. 1277 01:25:01,824 --> 01:25:02,604 And we're eng... 1278 01:25:05,643 --> 01:25:06,771 Carter! 1279 01:25:08,927 --> 01:25:10,110 How've you been? 1280 01:25:10,804 --> 01:25:13,219 Really, Constance, I'm afraid I don't understand! 1281 01:25:13,219 --> 01:25:16,965 Look, the whole thing could be explained, if you just let Mr Dingle speak. 1282 01:25:16,965 --> 01:25:19,116 - Please, Miss Milligan! - Excuse me. 1283 01:25:19,116 --> 01:25:20,622 Now then, Carter... 1284 01:25:21,597 --> 01:25:22,902 Present. 1285 01:25:22,902 --> 01:25:24,126 Step over here, please. 1286 01:25:26,876 --> 01:25:28,434 Say, if Mr Dingle could explain... 1287 01:25:28,434 --> 01:25:31,483 You...Pendergast...You can talk after I'm through with Carter. 1288 01:25:31,483 --> 01:25:33,617 - What's Carter got to do with it? - Sit down! 1289 01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:38,198 Carter was in Miss Milligan's apartment when we arrived. 1290 01:25:38,198 --> 01:25:40,261 And he was in possession of these binoculars. 1291 01:25:41,264 --> 01:25:44,240 What was he doing with his binoculars in YOUR apartment? 1292 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,834 Now then...your address, Miss Milligan. 1293 01:25:45,834 --> 01:25:48,510 1708 'D' Street.....Apartment 2B. 1294 01:25:48,510 --> 01:25:50,565 Beg pardon, I meant Carter. 1295 01:25:54,465 --> 01:25:59,285 Burbank...it's 651 Sunnycrest... the house on the corner. 1296 01:25:59,285 --> 01:26:00,663 No...here in Washington. 1297 01:26:03,175 --> 01:26:06,707 Well, that's 6310 Munitions Building. 1298 01:26:06,707 --> 01:26:09,840 I mean your Washington address... where you sleep. 1299 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,331 I sleep? 1300 01:26:15,747 --> 01:26:17,964 'D' Street...I think it's... 1301 01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:19,161 1708. 1302 01:26:19,161 --> 01:26:21,313 1708 'D' Street...apartment what? 1303 01:26:22,298 --> 01:26:24,210 - Apartment? - Apartment number! 1304 01:26:26,448 --> 01:26:27,779 2... 1305 01:26:28,312 --> 01:26:29,675 B. 1306 01:26:34,516 --> 01:26:39,312 I told you I thought you wouldn't understand... 1307 01:26:39,312 --> 01:26:40,511 ...Charles. 1308 01:26:40,511 --> 01:26:42,895 But how could it be? 1309 01:26:42,895 --> 01:26:45,713 I only introduced you to him, tonight! 1310 01:26:45,713 --> 01:26:49,871 Well I forgot to tell you, we met before. 1311 01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:58,011 It can all be explained... 1312 01:26:58,011 --> 01:27:02,000 You see, I sublet half my apartment, to help relieve the housing shortage. 1313 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:02,809 To Carter? 1314 01:27:02,809 --> 01:27:04,007 No! To Mr Dingle. 1315 01:27:04,007 --> 01:27:06,902 And Mr Dingle sublet half his half to Mr Carter. 1316 01:27:06,902 --> 01:27:08,697 I'd like to believe you, Constance, but... 1317 01:27:08,697 --> 01:27:09,934 You'd believe Dingle, wouldn't you? 1318 01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,746 Yes...Just ask Mr Dingle! 1319 01:27:12,513 --> 01:27:13,899 Mr Dingle! 1320 01:27:16,691 --> 01:27:17,556 I beg pardon? 1321 01:27:17,556 --> 01:27:18,868 You've got to help us out. 1322 01:27:19,145 --> 01:27:20,083 Yes, Ben. 1323 01:27:20,769 --> 01:27:22,315 Of course...certainly. 1324 01:27:22,315 --> 01:27:23,579 What can I do? 1325 01:27:23,579 --> 01:27:26,123 Well, Mr Pendergast thinks that Joe and I 1326 01:27:26,123 --> 01:27:29,120 Really, Constance...I don't know what you expect to prove NOW. 1327 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:30,964 Mr Dingle was in the apartment all the time... 1328 01:27:30,964 --> 01:27:32,586 ...and rented half of it to ME. 1329 01:27:33,009 --> 01:27:33,949 What apartment? 1330 01:27:33,949 --> 01:27:36,036 Miss Milligan's apartment. 1331 01:27:36,036 --> 01:27:38,080 Has Miss Milligan got an apartment? 1332 01:27:38,882 --> 01:27:40,048 Are YOU kidding?! 1333 01:27:40,048 --> 01:27:42,392 You know I have... You lived there! 1334 01:27:42,392 --> 01:27:45,159 I'm sorry, but I live at the Winton-James Hotel. 1335 01:27:45,159 --> 01:27:46,515 - Don't I Charles? - Of course! 1336 01:27:46,515 --> 01:27:48,259 You were over there with me, this evening, weren't you? 1337 01:27:48,259 --> 01:27:49,939 Yes, yes, of course...they know I was with you! 1338 01:27:49,939 --> 01:27:51,648 Mr Dingle! How could you?! 1339 01:27:51,648 --> 01:27:54,258 I'm very sorry...I'd like to help out you young folks... 1340 01:27:54,710 --> 01:27:56,268 But after all, there's no use lying... 1341 01:27:56,268 --> 01:27:58,159 ...when truth is staring you in the face 1342 01:27:58,159 --> 01:27:58,910 There certainly isn't! 1343 01:27:58,910 --> 01:28:01,658 If you were a younger man, I'd punch you right in the nose! 1344 01:28:01,658 --> 01:28:03,705 If you were a smarter man, you'd use your brains... 1345 01:28:03,705 --> 01:28:05,122 ...instead of your fists! 1346 01:28:05,190 --> 01:28:06,437 Come in! 1347 01:28:06,437 --> 01:28:08,554 I'm sorry, I thought I was in my own office! 1348 01:28:08,554 --> 01:28:10,523 Major Denton to identify Carter. 1349 01:28:11,542 --> 01:28:12,299 Come in, Major. 1350 01:28:12,299 --> 01:28:14,765 Are you Mr Harding? That's right...how do you do. 1351 01:28:15,973 --> 01:28:16,849 Hello, sergeant. 1352 01:28:16,849 --> 01:28:18,184 What's the trouble? 1353 01:28:19,918 --> 01:28:21,829 They think I was looking at the Government Printing Office 1354 01:28:21,829 --> 01:28:22,797 with those binoculars. 1355 01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:24,379 Well...were you? 1356 01:28:24,379 --> 01:28:24,937 No sir. 1357 01:28:24,937 --> 01:28:26,621 We've already discovered that, Major. 1358 01:28:26,621 --> 01:28:28,547 Now, if you're willing to vouch for Carter... 1359 01:28:28,547 --> 01:28:31,151 Certainly!... He's here on special duty. 1360 01:28:31,151 --> 01:28:33,178 -Thank you very much. -Is that all? 1361 01:28:33,178 --> 01:28:34,723 That's all... and thanks for your trouble. 1362 01:28:34,723 --> 01:28:36,196 No trouble at all...Goodnight. 1363 01:28:36,196 --> 01:28:36,856 Goodnight. 1364 01:28:38,325 --> 01:28:40,280 - You have your orders, sergeant. - Yes, sir. 1365 01:28:41,661 --> 01:28:43,947 Well, I guess that about clears everything up, Inspector. 1366 01:28:43,947 --> 01:28:46,043 That's right... Show him out, Evans. 1367 01:28:47,330 --> 01:28:49,742 Sorry if this has caused any of you embarrassment. 1368 01:28:49,742 --> 01:28:51,032 Embarrassment?! 1369 01:28:56,744 --> 01:28:57,480 Mr Dingle! 1370 01:28:57,480 --> 01:28:59,132 - Mr Dingle! - I beg pardon. 1371 01:28:59,132 --> 01:29:01,310 Did you, or did you not, live at 1708 'D' Street?! 1372 01:29:01,310 --> 01:29:02,897 - Shush! - Apartment 2B 1373 01:29:02,897 --> 01:29:04,517 - Tell HIM! - Tell what? 1374 01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:06,873 Didn't you live at my apartment?! 1375 01:29:07,816 --> 01:29:09,495 Is that true... You DID live in that apartment? 1376 01:29:09,495 --> 01:29:11,796 Hasn't anyone brains enough to push this little button? 1377 01:29:12,483 --> 01:29:15,626 - Joe!...You... - What? 1378 01:29:17,735 --> 01:29:18,297 What? 1379 01:29:18,297 --> 01:29:20,178 Our friend here's finally broken down and told the truth. 1380 01:29:20,178 --> 01:29:21,378 Oh, he HAS, eh?! 1381 01:29:21,378 --> 01:29:22,195 If that's true, Mr Dingle... 1382 01:29:22,195 --> 01:29:23,657 ...why didn't you say so in that room? 1383 01:29:23,657 --> 01:29:25,950 Scandal, my boy...scandal! 1384 01:29:26,531 --> 01:29:28,874 A thing like this gets around...ssh! 1385 01:29:33,393 --> 01:29:37,017 Of all the mean, contemptible, low-down... 1386 01:29:37,017 --> 01:29:38,697 - Down! - Down...yeah! 1387 01:29:41,373 --> 01:29:43,412 Take me to the 'Washington Sun' building. Let's go. 1388 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,107 You'll have to wait... I gotta get a full load. 1389 01:29:47,614 --> 01:29:48,581 Taxi! 1390 01:29:49,733 --> 01:29:51,504 Mr Dingle..surely you don't really think there'll be any scandal?! 1391 01:29:51,504 --> 01:29:52,880 I don't dare think so. 1392 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,023 The FBI has a reputation for secrecy. 1393 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:57,409 I know, but a lot of people saw them yanked out of her apartment... 1394 01:29:57,409 --> 01:29:58,916 ...in the wee hours of the morning. 1395 01:29:58,916 --> 01:30:00,194 A thing like that's apt to ruin a man! 1396 01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:01,546 "Ruin a man"... What about a lady?! 1397 01:30:01,546 --> 01:30:03,157 Yes, it won't do HER any good, either. 1398 01:30:03,157 --> 01:30:05,968 As far as I'm concerned, my boy... It's every man for himself. 1399 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,518 Winton-James Hotel. 1400 01:30:07,518 --> 01:30:08,846 I gotta get a full load. 1401 01:30:08,846 --> 01:30:11,506 No...you wait for me. I want to have a talk with you. 1402 01:30:11,506 --> 01:30:12,209 Go ahead. 1403 01:30:12,209 --> 01:30:13,632 I gotta get a full load. 1404 01:30:13,632 --> 01:30:15,270 Alright, I'm a full load. 1405 01:30:16,099 --> 01:30:17,499 1708 'D' Street. 1406 01:30:24,464 --> 01:30:26,015 Now, see here, Mr Dingle... 1407 01:30:26,015 --> 01:30:27,909 If there's a scandal, you're responsible... 1408 01:30:27,909 --> 01:30:29,408 You've put us all on the bad light. 1409 01:30:29,408 --> 01:30:31,671 It was cowardly of me... But I can't afford... 1410 01:30:31,671 --> 01:30:33,312 YOU can't afford?! You're going to Michigan tomorrow... 1411 01:30:33,312 --> 01:30:35,315 I have to stay right here... I'm engaged to Miss Milligan... 1412 01:30:36,944 --> 01:30:36,944 Our engagement is widely known. 1413 01:30:36,944 --> 01:30:39,611 You got off scot-free by lying... I hang right in the middle of things! 1414 01:30:39,611 --> 01:30:40,953 But you're a young man, Charley. 1415 01:30:40,953 --> 01:30:43,881 I AM a young man, yes! With a career that's just beginning. 1416 01:30:43,881 --> 01:30:46,066 Yes, by all means... Let's protect your career! 1417 01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,164 I don't matter! 1418 01:30:47,164 --> 01:30:49,626 My position doesn't make any difference at all!... 1419 01:30:49,626 --> 01:30:51,880 It's only Charles J Pendergast! 1420 01:30:52,478 --> 01:30:53,936 Don't you shush ME! 1421 01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:56,220 You've been shushing me for 22 months! 1422 01:30:56,220 --> 01:30:58,275 Now you've shushed your last shush! 1423 01:30:58,275 --> 01:31:01,330 For 22 months I've been engaged to a career, not a man. 1424 01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:04,776 Here, perhaps this will relieve you of this embarrassing situation! 1425 01:31:04,776 --> 01:31:07,392 Take your career... and go run for cover! 1426 01:31:07,392 --> 01:31:09,612 Constance...maybe I was hasty. 1427 01:31:09,612 --> 01:31:10,893 You certainly were. 1428 01:31:10,893 --> 01:31:11,847 Then I apologise... 1429 01:31:11,847 --> 01:31:13,009 Now will you take back the ring? 1430 01:31:13,009 --> 01:31:13,984 No! 1431 01:31:13,984 --> 01:31:15,952 I'd think twice if I were you, Miss Milligan. 1432 01:31:15,952 --> 01:31:17,067 About what? 1433 01:31:17,067 --> 01:31:19,793 In your position, you can't afford to burn your bridges behind you. 1434 01:31:19,793 --> 01:31:22,446 You mean by being engaged to 'Mr Smug' here... 1435 01:31:22,446 --> 01:31:24,201 ...I can keep my respectability? 1436 01:31:24,201 --> 01:31:25,362 Not only by being engaged... 1437 01:31:25,362 --> 01:31:27,663 ...but a quick marriage before the story gets out. 1438 01:31:27,663 --> 01:31:29,154 Then let it get out! 1439 01:31:29,154 --> 01:31:31,787 Look here, Ben...you're making a 5-alarm fire out of this thing. 1440 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:34,856 Nobody's going to hear this story... unless you shoot off YOUR big mouth. 1441 01:31:34,856 --> 01:31:38,319 Me? Joe...you're doing me a great injustice! 1442 01:31:40,697 --> 01:31:43,848 Hey mister... You in the corner pocket... 1443 01:31:44,715 --> 01:31:46,309 You wanted the 'Washington Sun' building didn't you? 1444 01:31:47,261 --> 01:31:48,908 - Yeah. - Well, there it is. 1445 01:31:53,189 --> 01:31:56,245 For a dull night...finally got a good story. 1446 01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:59,356 Thanks to you, Mr... Pendergast? 1447 01:31:59,356 --> 01:32:02,724 Pendergast...Charles J...DL.. 1448 01:32:02,724 --> 01:32:05,031 Thanks...there you are, driver... 1449 01:32:06,077 --> 01:32:07,954 Got a deadline to make. Goodnight. 1450 01:32:07,954 --> 01:32:08,780 Good morning. 1451 01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:14,856 He's a newspaper man! 1452 01:32:26,236 --> 01:32:28,184 Your friend just stole third base! 1453 01:32:29,702 --> 01:32:31,240 A million people in this town... 1454 01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:33,677 ...and it had to be a newspaperman in the corner pocket. 1455 01:32:34,145 --> 01:32:34,881 That's bad! 1456 01:32:36,573 --> 01:32:38,795 I'm sorry about this Connie... but don't cry! 1457 01:32:38,795 --> 01:32:40,684 - Who's crying? - SHE is. 1458 01:32:40,684 --> 01:32:41,964 She had a perfect right to. 1459 01:32:41,964 --> 01:32:44,345 Why not? Her name 'll be mud by morning. 1460 01:32:44,345 --> 01:32:45,060 Well, can't we...? 1461 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,280 Oh...don't bother about me...gentlemen! 1462 01:32:47,986 --> 01:32:49,486 Every man for himself! 1463 01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:52,271 I warned her about burning Charley behind her. 1464 01:32:53,106 --> 01:32:55,636 Just don't bother about me, because I'll... 1465 01:32:55,636 --> 01:32:57,444 I'll give up...I'll... 1466 01:32:57,444 --> 01:33:00,740 I'll get out of town... I'll go back home and be miserable. 1467 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:02,458 YOU started all this, Ben! 1468 01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:04,591 I know...it was cowardly of me. 1469 01:33:04,591 --> 01:33:06,207 If I didn't have to leave in the morning... 1470 01:33:06,207 --> 01:33:08,485 ...I'd do something about it myself. 1471 01:33:08,485 --> 01:33:09,344 What would you do? 1472 01:33:09,344 --> 01:33:11,636 Don't be stupid... What can HE do? 1473 01:33:11,636 --> 01:33:14,167 Telephone Charley and get the ring and use it himself. 1474 01:33:14,810 --> 01:33:17,656 Me be engaged to Joe Carter while he's away? 1475 01:33:17,656 --> 01:33:19,898 No, married...kill the scandal. 1476 01:33:21,035 --> 01:33:22,685 That's preposterous! 1477 01:33:22,685 --> 01:33:23,214 Wait a minute... 1478 01:33:23,214 --> 01:33:26,933 I only mean one of these "in name only" propositions...that's all. 1479 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:31,576 I'd be willing to co-operate. 1480 01:33:32,601 --> 01:33:34,772 Co-operate!...HE would?!... 1481 01:33:34,772 --> 01:33:36,547 That's mighty big of him! 1482 01:33:37,764 --> 01:33:39,323 What's SHE got to be so huffy about? 1483 01:33:39,810 --> 01:33:41,022 What are you so huffy about? 1484 01:33:41,022 --> 01:33:43,739 I guess he wouldn't even be happy THAT way! 1485 01:33:43,739 --> 01:33:44,872 - Would he? - Would you? 1486 01:33:45,329 --> 01:33:46,714 I don't know, if it's THAT way... 1487 01:33:47,933 --> 01:33:49,664 What's being happy got to do with it? 1488 01:33:49,664 --> 01:33:51,192 What's being happy got to do with it? 1489 01:33:51,513 --> 01:33:52,481 Nothing! 1490 01:33:52,481 --> 01:33:55,290 Right!...All it needs is a little teamwork. 1491 01:33:55,290 --> 01:33:58,560 You two co-operate on a quick ceremony, for the sake of all of us. 1492 01:33:58,898 --> 01:34:00,583 Then an annulment is a simple matter... 1493 01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:02,216 ...if you don't co-operate any further. 1494 01:34:02,664 --> 01:34:04,574 Miss Milligan can stay right here on her war job... 1495 01:34:04,574 --> 01:34:05,447 ...with her head high. 1496 01:34:05,447 --> 01:34:08,132 Joe goes overseas with not a thing on his mind. 1497 01:34:11,817 --> 01:34:16,824 Well, if HE'd do it... I'd be willing to co-operate, that far. 1498 01:34:17,908 --> 01:34:19,883 Well, we'd have to do it quickly... 1499 01:34:19,883 --> 01:34:22,644 ...because I have to leave in exactly 26 hours... 1500 01:34:22,644 --> 01:34:23,827 ...hot or cold. 1501 01:34:23,827 --> 01:34:27,426 Well, then it can't be done. It takes 3 days to get married. 1502 01:34:27,426 --> 01:34:29,839 It could be right now in South Carolina. 1503 01:34:29,839 --> 01:34:30,943 Hot or cold. 1504 01:34:30,943 --> 01:34:33,877 South Carolina? That's hundreds of miles from here. 1505 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:35,920 By plane, it's right next door. 1506 01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,330 I've got a little schedule here. 1507 01:34:37,330 --> 01:34:38,318 Here, take this down. 1508 01:34:39,260 --> 01:34:42,307 A schedule is a mighty handy thing at times, Miss Milligan. 1509 01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:45,887 Now let me see...it's now 4.21am... 1510 01:34:45,887 --> 01:34:48,624 You could be at the airport by 4.50... 1511 01:34:48,624 --> 01:34:52,177 Your plane leaves at 5.42, hot or cold... 1512 01:34:52,662 --> 01:34:55,585 I could be back at my hotel, by 6 or 6.22... 1513 01:34:55,585 --> 01:34:57,693 ...telephoning Charleston... making all arrangements. 1514 01:34:57,693 --> 01:35:02,149 You arrive at Charleston at 8.43, hot ot cold... 1515 01:35:02,149 --> 01:35:04,182 At 9.35 you get your licence... 1516 01:35:04,182 --> 01:35:06,367 At 10.15 you're standing in front of the minister... 1517 01:35:06,367 --> 01:35:07,969 At 10.30 you're married... 1518 01:35:07,969 --> 01:35:10,419 And at 12 o'clock, hot or cold... 1519 01:35:10,419 --> 01:35:11,353 lunch. 1520 01:35:15,803 --> 01:35:17,743 Here's your "50-cent Blue Plate". 1521 01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:27,881 What kind of fish is this? 1522 01:35:27,881 --> 01:35:29,646 Catfish. 1523 01:35:50,015 --> 01:35:52,107 Here's your nice boiled rice. 1524 01:35:56,482 --> 01:35:57,657 What's the matter, honey? 1525 01:36:06,847 --> 01:36:08,910 We'd better hurry up and eat our lunch and get out of here. 1526 01:36:10,793 --> 01:36:11,879 Let's go. 1527 01:36:18,179 --> 01:36:19,829 Is there something wrong, mister? 1528 01:36:20,467 --> 01:36:21,723 No...everything's just dandy. 1529 01:36:21,723 --> 01:36:23,778 Then why is the young lady crying? 1530 01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:25,974 Because she's so happy. 1531 01:36:30,913 --> 01:36:32,571 Oh, for goodness sake! 1532 01:36:32,964 --> 01:36:34,352 Newlyweds! 1533 01:36:35,613 --> 01:36:37,308 What's wrong with newlyweds? 1534 01:37:14,639 --> 01:37:16,499 I better give you this licence, coz... 1535 01:37:17,674 --> 01:37:19,397 Then if anybody asks about your marriage... 1536 01:37:19,397 --> 01:37:21,157 ...you can just show 'em that. 1537 01:37:21,473 --> 01:37:22,508 Oh, thanks! 1538 01:37:26,179 --> 01:37:27,543 Thanks for marrying me... 1539 01:37:27,969 --> 01:37:29,191 ...Joe. 1540 01:37:29,685 --> 01:37:30,523 It's a pleasure. 1541 01:37:33,133 --> 01:37:36,030 Well, I guess I better go up and pack my things. 1542 01:37:36,030 --> 01:37:39,251 Then you can get an annulment, and I can go to Africa... 1543 01:37:39,251 --> 01:37:41,357 ...with nothing on my mind. 1544 01:37:50,978 --> 01:37:53,001 Where do you think you'll stay tonight? 1545 01:37:54,782 --> 01:37:57,613 I'll just roam around town, I guess... 1546 01:37:57,213 --> 01:37:59,458 I haven't seen much of Washington... 1547 01:37:59,458 --> 01:38:02,605 ...and anyway, I probably wouldn't sleep very much. 1548 01:38:05,118 --> 01:38:09,133 Well that seems kind of silly... 1549 01:38:09,133 --> 01:38:12,510 I mean your room is still vacant... 1550 01:38:14,729 --> 01:38:17,073 And you're paid up until tomorrow. 1551 01:38:18,355 --> 01:38:20,114 Do you think it's be alright? 1552 01:38:21,689 --> 01:38:25,846 Well, if the FBI come... we'll just show them this. 1553 01:38:30,330 --> 01:38:36,123 I'm trying to steal the sweetheart of the soldier... 1554 01:38:37,818 --> 01:38:43,003 It's up to you to play a manly part... 1555 01:38:44,724 --> 01:38:50,615 For he's over there, and she's over here... 1556 01:38:50,615 --> 01:38:58,176 Still she's always in his heart... 1557 01:39:00,626 --> 01:39:06,771 They may not meet again to love each other... 1558 01:39:06,771 --> 01:39:15,564 Still he prays that he'll come back some day 1559 01:39:17,189 --> 01:39:20,512 You'll write to me and let me know where you are, won't you? 1560 01:39:21,838 --> 01:39:22,884 When I know where I am. 1561 01:39:24,387 --> 01:39:25,700 When I know where YOU are... 1562 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:28,410 ...I'll write to you and let you know where I am. 1563 01:39:30,775 --> 01:39:32,688 Coz I'm gonna worry about YOU. 1564 01:39:32,688 --> 01:39:33,799 You mustn't do that... 1565 01:39:33,799 --> 01:39:36,472 You have to go with nothing on your mind. 1566 01:39:37,879 --> 01:39:39,884 Well I can't help worrying about you. 1567 01:39:43,242 --> 01:39:44,445 Goodnight. 1568 01:39:46,189 --> 01:39:47,800 Goodbye. 1569 01:40:12,400 --> 01:40:14,305 Goodbye. 1570 01:40:44,227 --> 01:40:45,997 What is it, Connie? 1571 01:40:45,997 --> 01:40:48,288 I forgot to take it! 1572 01:40:49,571 --> 01:40:50,386 To take what? 1573 01:40:51,368 --> 01:40:55,259 I forgot to take my bag on my honeymoon. 1574 01:40:59,867 --> 01:41:03,829 Maybe you can take it another honeymoon some time with somebody else. 1575 01:41:03,829 --> 01:41:06,641 I don't want it with somebody else! 1576 01:41:13,611 --> 01:41:14,701 Oh, and another thing... 1577 01:41:14,701 --> 01:41:17,023 Don't take in any more roomers. 1578 01:41:17,904 --> 01:41:18,959 Why? 1579 01:41:18,959 --> 01:41:23,446 Why? Because you pick up a lot of riff-raff that way...that's why. 1580 01:41:24,666 --> 01:41:27,527 Well, I was only trying to be patriotic. 1581 01:41:27,527 --> 01:41:29,903 Well...they're sending your husband to Africa... 1582 01:41:29,903 --> 01:41:31,177 That's patriotic enough. 1583 01:41:31,177 --> 01:41:33,020 Don't take in any more roomers. 1584 01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:33,929 But, Joe! 1585 01:41:34,819 --> 01:41:36,117 You know what happened last time. 1586 01:41:36,117 --> 01:41:37,444 Ought to be a lesson to you. 1587 01:41:37,444 --> 01:41:39,550 What happened?! 1588 01:41:39,550 --> 01:41:40,682 Nothing! 1589 01:41:40,682 --> 01:41:44,196 I'm not the kind of person anything happens to! 1590 01:41:44,196 --> 01:41:45,915 I should think YOU'd know that. 1591 01:41:47,449 --> 01:41:49,936 Yeah, well, as long as you're married to me... 1592 01:41:49,936 --> 01:41:51,287 ...no more roomers. 1593 01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:55,600 Why are you talking like a REAL husband? 1594 01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:59,142 You're only supposed to co-operate so far, you know. 1595 01:42:00,681 --> 01:42:02,226 I AM a real husband... 1596 01:42:03,509 --> 01:42:04,835 Until it's annulled. 1597 01:42:06,773 --> 01:42:11,020 Oh, annulled, annulled... that's all you talk about! 1598 01:42:11,020 --> 01:42:14,426 For gosh sake... All I said was no more roomers! 1599 01:42:16,762 --> 01:42:17,585 But Joe... 1600 01:42:17,585 --> 01:42:20,409 Supposing I don't get a job right away? 1601 01:42:20,409 --> 01:42:24,214 How will I pay the rent? At last a roomer would help. 1602 01:42:25,637 --> 01:42:27,432 I'm gonna have my pay signed over to you... 1603 01:42:27,432 --> 01:42:28,680 You don't need a job. 1604 01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:30,384 I don't want your pay! 1605 01:42:30,384 --> 01:42:31,237 You're gonna get it. 1606 01:42:31,237 --> 01:42:33,573 I've saved some dough, and you're gonna get that, too. 1607 01:42:33,573 --> 01:42:36,269 I'm gonna sign my insurance over to you... 1608 01:42:36,269 --> 01:42:39,374 Then if anything happens to me, you're gonna get $10,000. 1609 01:42:39,374 --> 01:42:41,586 If anything happened to you, I wouldn't want that money. 1610 01:42:41,586 --> 01:42:44,327 Well, I'd rather have you take the money, than take in roomers. 1611 01:42:44,327 --> 01:42:49,057 Just promise me you'll take care of yourself! 1612 01:43:15,398 --> 01:43:17,570 Don't cry, baby! 1613 01:43:25,614 --> 01:43:27,931 In love and war, with people like us... 1614 01:43:27,931 --> 01:43:31,545 ...we've got to work fast or we'll miss the bus. 1615 01:43:32,644 --> 01:43:34,713 If you straddle a fence and you sit and wait... 1616 01:43:34,713 --> 01:43:37,120 ...you get too little and you get it too late. 1617 01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:39,491 What'll you say if we see it through... 1618 01:43:39,491 --> 01:43:41,589 You stick by me and I'll stick by you. 1619 01:43:41,589 --> 01:43:43,957 And our 18 children will be glad we said... 1620 01:43:43,957 --> 01:43:47,975 Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead... 1621 01:43:47,975 --> 01:43:50,826 Damn the torpedoes... full speed ahead... 1622 01:43:51,399 --> 01:43:53,376 And our 18 children will be glad we said... 1623 01:43:53,376 --> 01:43:55,356 Damn the torpedoes... full speed ahead 1624 01:43:55,356 --> 01:43:57,102 Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead 1625 01:43:57,102 --> 01:43:59,793 Damn the torpedoes... full speed ahead! 1626 01:44:10,154 --> 01:44:12,915 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG 118717