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[ALL GASPING]
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Like, it's always
such a pleasure going on
vacation with you guys.
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At least Athens
is a nice change of scenery.
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But the story's old.
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[DISTANT SCREECHING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Actually, I don't think
we've been chased
by a harpy before.
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Only in Greece.
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[PANTING AND MURMURING]
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[HARPY SHRIEKING]
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I suggest we find
another exit.
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Right, look around.
Many of these old chambers
have hidden escape doors.
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-[CLICK]
-Hey, this tile moved.
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Any secret exits open up?
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-[RUMBLING]
-ALL: Huh?
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The ceiling's coming down.
Daphne, what did you push?
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This. Here.
His little king foot.
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[TAPPING]
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Like, hysterical, random
tile pushing isn't working.
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It's all we have.
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[SCREAMING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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Nothing's working.
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Hey. These ancient scrolls
contain the entire history
of this palace.
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They may hold the key
to getting us out of here.
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It says fourth century BC was
a golden age in Athens.
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A great wedding was planned
between Athens and Antagonos,
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which would strengthen
both cities.
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Unfortunately, this union
angered the gods
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who sent Arachne,
the spider woman,
to stop the wedding.
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LADON: King Alexandros.
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I'm delighted that
the military might
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of your great city
of Antagonos
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and the abundance of wealth
of my great city of Athens
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will be joined through
the marriage of your son,
Prince Shlemielius...
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ALEXANDROS: Cool it
on the grape juice.
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To my beloved daughter.
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Your Highness, I think
we are making
a terrible mistake.
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The gods are against
this wedding.
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Oh, Aeslop,
you don't know that.
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But what about Arachne?
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Please, let's not talk
about this. It's a wedding!
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We should be celebrating.
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Speaking of which,
where's the princess?
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[GRUNTING]
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[STRAINING]
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Coming.
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Coming.
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No, don't mind me.
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You guys are doing
a bang-up job.
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Don't everyone rush over
to give me a hand here.
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No, I'm good. [GRUNTS]
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[PANTS AND CRASHES]
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Ah, here she is now.
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King Alexandros,
Prince Shlemielius,
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may I introduce
my beguiling daughter,
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the Princess Velmonia.
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-[GASPS]
-[EXCLAIMS]
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Father, I'm having second
thoughts about this whole
arranged marriage thing.
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In fact, they're the same
as my first thoughts.
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Princess Velmonia,
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my poison ivy rash
is going away.
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My dearest daughter,
you know our military is weak.
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We need this union
with Antagonos.
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They can protect us
from our enemies.
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No. My mistress is not
some piece of property
to be traded off.
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Daphne, what are you doing?
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I must speak, mistress.
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Velmonia wants
to live her own life.
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Follow her own dreams.
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And set her servants free
as soon as possible.
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Are your servant's
words true, Velmonia?
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Well, I have always dreamed
of being a great mathematician
or playwright.
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A woman?
In Greek theater? Absurd.
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-Who will play the women?
-Aeslop is right.
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Go to your quarters, Velmonia.
And take your impudent maid
with you.
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I hope your daughter
won't be a problem.
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There are many eligible
princesses vying for
Prince Shlemielius's hand.
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Um, excuse me,
mister king person?
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Where's the little
prince's room?
I have to make...
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[SIGHS]
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VELMA: Meanwhile,
in the kingdom's great halls,
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sat the greatest philosopher
of the ancient world...
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Shagrates.
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No, you see, man
can live without clothing.
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He can live without shelter.
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He can live without love
and companionship.
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The only thing man
cannot live without
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is food.
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[CHOMPS]
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[GULPS]
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So, it follows,
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the more a man eats,
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the more alive he is.
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Dig in.
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Shagrates.
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Oh, no. Fredricos,
not while I am tutoring.
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Look, I've captured
the fabled Medusa.
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At last I can prove that
the beast really is...
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Uncle Philon?
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Of course, you fool.
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I was on my way to
Plato's costume party
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and you bagged me
like a wild boar.
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Plato was having a party
and he didn't invite me?
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Huh. Wonder why that is.
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Shagrates, is it true that
Arachne, the spider woman,
has been terrorizing Athens?
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I know if given a chance,
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I can prove not all
of these mythological
monsters are real.
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Oh, Fred.
I must take you to the Oracle.
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You need answers
to the questions you seek,
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and, lest you forget,
a stuffed pita
tastes delicious
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whether you know
the ingredients or not.
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-Hmm. Well, I guess there
is truth in your metaphor.
-[CHOMPING]
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My meta-what-now?
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Impudent! I'm sorry,
but I was being
totally pudent in there.
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It wasn't your place
to speak, Daphne.
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But, I appreciate
you sticking up for me.
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Look, I don't want
to marry Shlemielius,
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but I can't let
my whole kingdom down.
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But, what about
the giant spider monster
everyone's talking about?
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Could be an evil omen.
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I know. We should consult
the Oracle for advice.
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Oh, I don't believe in that
supernatural mumbo-jumbo.
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We live in an age
of science and reason.
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Everything can be explained
without resorting to
meddling gods and monsters.
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Okay. Let's hear
the explanation for that!
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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[ROARING]
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Giant spider monster!
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Hey. That does explain it.
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-Oracle?
-Oracle.
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Do you really think
the Oracle can help me solve
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some of these
mythical mysteries?
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Yup. Like, the all-seeing
Oracle is cool like that.
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Oh, we go way back.
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-[ALL GASPING]
-Princess Velmonia?
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Wait, what are you doing here?
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We were just attacked
by Arachne in the courtyard.
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Sounds like a myth-mystery.
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A mythtery!
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Hey, aren't you Fredricos?
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The guy Homer wrote
the Idiotand
the Oddityabout?
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That's the Iliad
and the Odyssey.
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Anyway, we're here
to see the Oracle.
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-Us, too.
-Oh!
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One cannot find wisdom
unless one is on the path
that leads to wisdom.
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Group: Ah!
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-Wait, what does that...
-I don't get it.
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Follow me.
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-Makes sense.
Why didn't I think of that?
-Right. Quite profound.
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So, Shagrates,
I've never met the Oracle.
What's he like?
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-Ah!
-Like that.
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What is it you seek?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[GRUNTS] Uh, hi, Mr. Oracle.
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Sir, uh...
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Uh, Princess Velmonia here.
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-You know, from...
-The Oracle knows all.
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What number am I thinking of?
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-[GRUNTS]
-Should I marry
Prince Shlemielius?
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Will there be food?
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You mean at the wedding?
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-Hmm.
-I know a caterer.
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I guess if I marry him
there will be food.
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And my city will be
protected but...
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Form of a question.
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Should I call off this wedding
to stop the Arachne attacks?
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Even though it will leave
my city defenseless?
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And waste good food?
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What if there's falafel?
I prefer mine with hummus.
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A-ha!
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The great all-seeing Oracle
is really...
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-[GASPS]
-A dog.
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-Oh, hi, Scoobemus.
-Hi, Shagrates.
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Oh, sorry. Hi, Shagrates.
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SHAGRATES: So, like,
I didn't know
you were an all-seeing,
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pre-cognitive portal of wisdom
and future divination.
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Just my day job.
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[GASPS]
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VELMONIA: What happened here?
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Father?
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-[YELLING]
-[SCREAMING]
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Velmonia? Oh, thank goodness!
My daughter, you're okay.
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The fatal, fearsome Arachne
is loose in the palace.
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Don't be silly.
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What we have here
is a mythtery.
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That's what
everyone's calling it.
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My guards will deal
with the beast.
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And you, Fredricos,
will keep out of it.
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Well, you heard the king.
Right, come on, Scoobemus.
Let's go invent democracy.
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I vote lunch first.
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No. We've got to solve
this mythtery.
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And the first order
of business should be...
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[GROWLING]
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Scream.
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[SCREAMING]
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Follow me.
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[GROUP SCREAMING]
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[ALL MURMURING]
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[SHRIEKING]
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Hold on.
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[NEIGHING]
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Hey, Shagrates.
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Wasn't it you who proved
fear is merely an illusion?
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Yeah. I like to prove
a lot of things.
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In practice, it's hard
to debate venomous fangs.
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Venomous fangs trump logic.
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Well, luckily
the Michanima Mysterio
trumps venomous fangs.
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[STRAINING]
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Nice going, Fredricos.
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Maybe everyone was wrong
about you when they said...
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[SCREAMING]
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VELMONIA: No, this is pretty
much exactly what they said.
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[GRUNTS]
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How dare you disturb
the great Zeus
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in his home on Mount Olympus?
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Huh?
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Hera!
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A spider! Zap it.
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Now, now, dear.
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I'm not going to waste
a perfectly good thunderbolt
on a spider.
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Just, get rid of it.
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Ooh, I hate spiders.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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-Hmm?
-Sheesh.
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Power of all the universe
and I still have to deal
with spiders.
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Squish it.
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I'm not going to squish it.
I'm going to
set it free outside.
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I'll try it from here.
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[BLOWING]
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There, got her.
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There, see.
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Isn't that nicer
then squishing
the poor spider?
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You sweet thunder god.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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Hmm? [GROWLS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[DISTANT SCREAMING]
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-[GASPS]
-[CRASHING]
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There you guys are.
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Where's Arachne?
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Like, we set it free,
in nature.
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Bruised but unsquished.
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We have to think
of something fast.
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I'm worried these Arachne
attacks will frighten
King Alexandros
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into calling off the wedding.
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Which will doom
both our cities.
249
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,363
But you don't want
to marry Shlemielius.
250
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:54,099
I know what it's like being
forced to do something
you don't want to do,
251
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,371
and I'm not about to let
my beloved Velmonia
252
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,504
get sucked into
a miserable life of servitude.
253
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,678
-Nice try.
-Drat.
254
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,994
Well, first things first.
Let's split up
and look for clues.
255
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,989
Why King Alexandros's
quarters?
256
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,118
Don't trust his beard.
257
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,911
Your beard-ar seems
to be right, as usual.
258
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,050
Always is. What did you find?
259
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,882
According to this,
Antagonos is in more trouble
than we realized.
260
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,272
Their treasury's
running out of money.
261
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,965
There's unrest
among the people and...
262
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,362
Why have you invaded
the sanctity of my room?
263
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,746
I... Uh...
264
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,759
Came to apologize
for my earlier behavior,
265
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,932
My Lord.
To lay myself at your feet
266
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,628
and beg your forgiveness.
267
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,669
[GRUNTS]
268
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,589
Well? Go ahead.
269
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,806
Me? Lay at feet?
270
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,726
You're my servant.
It's your job to do
these things for me.
271
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,602
[GROANS]
272
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,730
Not going to happen.
273
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,439
Uh, Prince Shlemielius?
Your Highness?
274
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,573
Are you okay?
275
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,435
My arm itches.
276
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:11,486
I know Velmonia
doesn't like me
because I'm itchy.
277
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,663
No, don't be silly.
278
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,099
Like, that's not why
she doesn't like you.
279
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,486
I don't know how
to talk to the girl people.
280
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:22,020
I tried to impress her
with my faded poison ivy rash
281
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,715
but she looks at me
like I have a non-faded
poison ivy rash.
282
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,845
Well, maybe there are
283
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,417
non-poison ivy rash-related
topics you could talk about.
284
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,376
That's my A material.
285
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,694
Other than the speaking about
toys and... Hey, careful!
286
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,912
I spent hours with
the placing and the standing.
287
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,473
[GRUNTING]
288
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,079
I've got you now.
289
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,040
Not until the last man falls.
290
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,088
Try with the cutting
them off at the pass.
291
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,834
Nobody out with the flanking.
292
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,829
[GASPS]
293
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:57,357
Yes! I win. In your face.
In your face.
294
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,185
[SCOFFS] Two against one.
295
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,673
-[SHAGRATES LAUGHS]
-Hmm.
296
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,016
DAPHNE: Hurry up, Velmonia.
297
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,544
It won't take long for them
to realize we're missing.
298
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,848
Daphne, I don't think
running away
is the right thing to do.
299
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,716
It's the only thing to do.
300
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,897
You can't marry
a guy you don't love.
301
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,163
While everyone is at
the big pre-wedding feast,
302
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,766
we'll sneak out in disguise.
303
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,077
You, as loom salesman
Madame Thesi Drapedis.
304
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,214
And me as
your long-suffering wife,
305
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,687
Talapouria Gynaika.
306
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,076
No, Daphne.
307
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,389
I am a princess.
308
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,555
A daughter of Athens.
309
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,091
My father needs this union
to protect the good people
of this city.
310
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,045
And I will not abandon
my duty to them.
311
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,664
DAPHNE: Wait.
Where are you going?
312
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,574
I must go through
with this wedding,
313
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,269
and I must do it now.
314
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,706
Like, you're actually
going through with the wedding
315
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,882
to a man you don't even know,
or like?
316
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,319
When's the feast?
317
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,405
All-seeing. All-eating.
318
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,414
But what about the mythtery?
319
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,186
I have to do my duty
as a princess in our world.
320
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,371
Nothing can change that.
321
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,547
-[ALL GASPING]
-How about that?
322
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,633
[HISSING]
323
00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,549
Run!
324
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,117
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
325
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,298
♪ We got to change our lives
326
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,866
♪ Practice, cite
inside yourself
327
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,354
♪ Nobody's going nowhere
328
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,484
♪ I need to say,
you gotta be myself
329
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,915
♪ Something's gotta change
330
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,708
♪ Someone is gotta change
331
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,233
♪ Or we can make it change
332
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:30,407
♪ Yeah, or we can
make it change
333
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,844
♪ Change your lives
334
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,541
♪ Practice, cite
Inside yourself
335
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,939
♪ Nobody's going nowhere
336
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,592
♪ I need to say
337
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,325
♪ You gotta be myself
338
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,246
♪ Change your lives
339
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,773
♪ Practice, cite
340
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,336
♪ Inside yourself
Nobody's going nowhere
341
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,904
♪ I need to say
342
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,081
♪ You gotta be myself
343
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,954
[SCREECHES]
344
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,522
♪ You gotta be myself
345
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,306
[SCREAMING]
346
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,924
ALEXANDROS: We hav
no choice now, we must leave.
347
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,965
No, Athens and Antagonos
must be united.
348
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,232
Without this union,
our two cities are doomed.
349
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,655
But, what about Arachne?
350
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,101
I will not be intimidated
by a monster.
351
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,058
I'm sorry, Ladon.
Aeslop is right.
352
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,757
The gods are against
this wedding.
353
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,755
Eh, honestly...
She's not my type anyway.
354
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,370
And boom. There's rock bottom.
355
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:28,201
I can't believe
I let not only my father
but all of Athens down.
356
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,291
It's not your fault, Velmonia.
357
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,770
I'm the one who failed
to stop Arachne.
358
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,471
Maybe what everyone
says about me is true.
359
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,259
The Oracle says...
360
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,784
Probably.
361
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,777
Like, we should be
philosophical about this.
362
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,219
When you think about it,
363
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:47,136
failure is merely the total,
utter lack of success
in achieving one's goals.
364
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,103
Hey, hold on a second.
365
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,882
Sure, you might be
a failed princess,
a failed epic hero,
366
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:55,317
a failed all-seeing oracle and
a failed great philosopher,
367
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,485
but, hello.
368
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,800
Failed servant here.
369
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,797
I didn't even have a choice,
legally, but to follow
you guys into failure.
370
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:05,590
Don't you see?
You all have the freedom
to choose your own destinies.
371
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:09,066
You can't just give up.
No one chooses failure.
372
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,328
Wait, Daphne.
373
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,510
What you just said.
374
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,465
No one chooses failure.
375
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,124
-What if they did?
-Fredricos, you're right.
376
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,209
That's the key
to this whole mythtery.
377
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:23,909
Guys, it's time to trap
a spider in its own web.
378
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,389
What is this all about,
Princess Velmonia?
379
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,740
King Alexandros, I know
how much you cherish wisdom.
380
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,441
So, I've brought you
the greatest wisdom
381
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,568
in all of Greece
to offer counsel.
382
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,540
The Oracle? Here?
383
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,842
Like, I called in
a few favors.
384
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,189
Ask the Oracle if the wedding
should go on.
385
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,059
Oh, mighty Oracle,
386
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:48,631
should Athens and Antagonos
be united in marriage?
387
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,419
Will there be food?
388
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,895
[CLEARS THROAT]
389
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,344
[CLEARS THROAT] I mean...
You better.
390
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,552
I knew it.
391
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,080
Thank you. Finally.
392
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,254
Both our cities
will be strong again.
393
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,435
[HISSING]
394
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,232
Run!
395
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,315
[EXCLAIMS]
396
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,578
[GROWLS]
397
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,277
Daphne, now!
398
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,764
-Huh? [GRUNTS]
-[SPLATS]
399
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,288
[GROANS]
400
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,123
Didn't see that coming.
401
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,164
Uh, Daphne,
a little help here?
402
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,339
Right. Sorry.
403
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,905
So, uh, now what?
404
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,784
Is there a Mount Olympus
police department?
405
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,906
The Olympian gods have nothing
to do with this mythtery.
406
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,960
Arachne is really...
407
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,435
ALL: Aeslop!
408
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,045
What's going on?
409
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,006
Oh, no. The spider has eaten
my servant, Aeslop.
410
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,835
Who will apply
the ointment for the itching?
411
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,414
That's right.
Aeslop is the servant,
412
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,622
who was doing
the bidding of his master.
413
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,371
Prince Shlemielius.
414
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,502
-Shlemielius? The itchy guy?
-Yes.
415
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,846
FREDRICOS: Shlemielius
wanted everyone,
including his father,
416
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,546
to believe he was
a weak, immature imbecile,
417
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,944
while secretly becoming
a strategic genius
at war and politics.
418
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,509
I could tell he had arranged
his toy soldiers
in complex patterns.
419
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,118
That wasn't a game.
420
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,078
It was a brilliant battle plan
for conquering Athens.
421
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,818
VELMONIA: We found
evidence that,
despite their strong military,
422
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,959
Antagonos was in
economic and social crisis.
423
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:39,133
King Alexandros wanted
to stabilize Antagonos
through a union with Athens.
424
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,571
But Shlemielius thought
his father was weak.
425
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,828
FREDRICOS: Enter Arachne.
426
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,530
By posing as the monster,
427
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,578
Shlemielius hoped
the fearful people would think
428
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,843
the Olympian gods
condemned the wedding plans.
429
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,186
He knew the failure of this
wedding would allow him
430
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,537
to lead a revolt
and take the throne.
431
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:57,627
My own son,
a meddling traitor?
Take him away!
432
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,678
And I would have
gotten away with it
if it wasn't for the itching.
433
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,514
The distracting skin bumps.
The lotion...
434
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:07,293
Thank you, Daphne.
I'm sorry if I've never
treated you like an equal.
435
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,950
The way you worked
the controls
436
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,693
of my father's
home security apparatus
was remarkable.
437
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:15,075
Oh, it was no big deal.
All I did was press the tiles,
like this...
438
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,260
VELMA: That's it!
I know what to do.
439
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,606
Like, of course.
440
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,045
The answer had to be
at the end of the story.
441
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:24,702
Fred, Daphne, when I say,
open the door.
442
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,098
Uh, hello. Harpy, remember.
443
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,182
Trust me.
444
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,096
Now!
445
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,449
[SCREECHING]
446
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:37,797
[GRUNTS]
447
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,405
Now, let's see
who this harpy really is.
448
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:46,639
ALL: Um, some random guy?
449
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,903
Yeah, never saw him before.
450
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,416
-FRED: Anyone?
-[GROUP DISAGREEING]
451
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,861
Well, at least
we solved the mystery.
452
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,297
I'm hungry.
453
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,953
Like, I could go
for a really big pita.
454
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,784
Uh, guys?
455
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:00,817
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