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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,141 MIGUEL:��Chinese�leaders urge�Canada, 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,912 to�worsen�it's Human�Rights�record. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,181 EMMA:��Loblaws�consults with�Barack�Obama 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,610 for�his�final President's�Choice. 5 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,205 MIGUEL:��And�a�drought in�Nova�Scotia, 6 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,847 is�forcing�Alexander�Keith's 7 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,522 to�stop�watering�down their�beer. 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,030 (AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING AND�CHEERING) 9 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,469 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton. 10 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,641 78%�of�your�daily�recommended intake�of�news. 11 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,470 I'm�your�host,�Emma�Hunter. 12 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,876 And,�I'm�Miguel�Rivas. Also,�a�host. 13 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,636 After�a�new�round of�criticisms 14 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:45,877 aimed�at�the�seal�hunt, 15 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,852 the�Federal�Government has�modernized�the�hunt 16 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,521 by�opening a�Harp�seal�factory�farm. 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,350 Instead�of�the�barbaric single�stroke�of�a�club, 18 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,186 the�new�factory�farm will�butcher�animals 19 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,791 in�a�civilized�fashion. 20 00:00:56,823 --> 00:01:00,863 Utilizing�cramped�cages, cattle-prods�and�band�saws. 21 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,064 This�is�the�first form�of�hunting 22 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,795 to�be�banned�since�the�50's 23 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,570 when�the�government�ended our�centuries�old�practice 24 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,939 of�sneaking�up�on�pigs and�clubbing�them�for�bacon. 25 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:12,537 North�Korea�has�expanded 26 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,912 their�long-range missile�capabilities. 27 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:17,181 One�previously�safe�locale that�believes 28 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,480 they�are�now�right�in�the�eye of�the�future�nuclear�storm, 29 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,983 is�Corner�Brook,�Newfoundland. 30 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,186 Residents�of�the 20,000�person�town 31 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,918 are�not�sure�how�they�came to�be�targeted 32 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,823 by�the�North�Korean dictatorship, 33 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:31,685 but�suspect�it�has�something to�do�with�the�local�foodie, 34 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,734 Jim�Everwood's two-star�Yelp�review 35 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:39,331 of�St.�John's�Jagoon Korean�barbeque. 36 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:41,095 Corner�Brook�officials are�still�hoping 37 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,074 for�a�diplomatic�solution. 38 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,173 But�the�fact�remains�that 20�kilotons�of�fiery�death 39 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,966 are�now�at�the�fingertips 40 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,807 of�an�increasingly�unstable, Kim�Jong�Un. 41 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:54,014 Pictured�here, wearing�a�giant�moustache for�a�hat. 42 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,318 In�business�news, Scotiabank�has�admitted 43 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,380 their�famous�slogan, 44 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,748 "You're�richer than�you�think." 45 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,146 Is�the�result�of�a�math�error 46 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,587 on�the�part�of�their accounting�department. 47 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,533 Executives�from�the�bank noted�that, 48 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,958 with�the�Canadian�economy 49 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:09,163 entering�its�second major�recession�in�a�decade, 50 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,495 you�are,�if�anything, 51 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,800 even�poorer than�your�parents�think. 52 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,232 Scotiabank�executive, Richard�Matlin 53 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,367 had�this�to�say. 54 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:16,401 (MIGUEL�READING) 55 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,436 "Legally,�we've�been�advised to�say,�'No.'" 56 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,214 Now,�let's�welcome�back our�own,�Dave�Barclay 57 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,846 for�the�latest in�the�world�of�technology. 58 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:30,516 (MUSIC�PLAYING) 59 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,993 Thanks,�Emma. 60 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,191 Hey,�Miguel. I�have�a�question�for�you. 61 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,663 Have�you�ever�felt�cheated 62 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:41,261 by�the�lack�of�pre-natal products�available�for�men? 63 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,404 Have�you�ever�thought, 64 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:43,928 "Why�do�women get�to�have�all�the�fun 65 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,273 "when�it�comes to�pregnancy�tests?" 66 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,598 Not�even�once. 67 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,933 Well,�your�prayers have�been�answered 68 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,797 by�the�developers of�Clear�Dude. 69 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,766 A�new�App�that's�billed as�the�first�ever 70 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,944 pregnancy�test�for�men. 71 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,014 The�app�uses a�complex�algorithm 72 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,443 to�tell�if�you're�about to�be�a�father 73 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,978 based�on�your�knowledge�of, and�interest�in,�World�War�II. 74 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,446 How�does�it�work, you're�wondering? 75 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,415 I�mean,�yeah... It�seems�far-fetched. 76 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,264 Well,�simply�answer a�few�questions 77 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,690 about�Normandy, Patton's�flanking�tactics, 78 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,185 and�the�German�U-boat�campaign 79 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,727 and�your�smart�phone will�not�only�know 80 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:16,962 if�your�wife�is�expecting, 81 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,266 but�if�you�have�what�it�takes to�be�a�dad. 82 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,129 Dave,�I've�recently�had�a�kid 83 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,467 and�I�only�have a�cursory�knowledge 84 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,542 on�some�of�these�subjects. 85 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,640 Oh,�really? 86 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,011 Are�you�sure? 87 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,739 Explain�Churchill's reluctance�to�stop 88 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,714 German�bombing campaigns�in�Coventry.�Go! 89 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,042 Churchill�made the�tactical�decision 90 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,747 to�conceal�the�secret that�he�cracked�the�code 91 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,979 to�the�Enigma�machine. 92 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,053 Oh,�my�God.�It�works! 93 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,651 (APPLAUSE) 94 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,323 Well,�the�jury's�still�out�on Churchill's�involvement 95 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,552 in�Bletchley�Park. 96 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,617 Oh,�wow,�Emma. 97 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,385 If�you�had�a�wife, I'm�sure,�she'd�be�pregnant. 98 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,829 (CHUCKLES)�Thanks,�Dave. 99 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,201 Are�there�any�other�features? 100 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,600 Oh,�developers�are�promising to�unveil�upgrades 101 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,202 with�skill�testing questions�on 102 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,104 proper�grilling�techniques, deck�building�competency 103 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:59,266 and�a�tool�to�measure how�loud�your�sneeze�is. 104 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,483 I'm�curious,�Dave, for�our�female�audience, 105 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,708 are�they�developing 106 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,483 any�digital�pregnancy�tests for�women? 107 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:08,011 Uh.�According�to�my�sources in�Palo�Alto, 108 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,577 Clear�Dude�has�been�working on�this�for�years. 109 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,187 But�they�can't�seem to�find�a�way 110 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:15,418 to�pee�on�the�phone and�still�keep�it�operational. 111 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,385 But,�that�doesn't�stop�me from�trying. 112 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,634 That's�gross,�Dave. 113 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:23,725 Up�next... 114 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,903 A�wave�of�excitement 115 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,231 is�spreading�across the�country 116 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,926 after�Queen�Elizabeth�II 117 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,337 announced�a�surprise�visit to�Canada�later�this�year, 118 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,641 to�finally�claim her�prima�nocta. 119 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,314 The�historical�accuracy of�the�prima�nocta 120 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,213 where�the�monarch may�bed�a�subject 121 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:43,645 on�their�wedding�night, is�a�hotly�contested�subject. 122 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,353 Nevertheless, Queen�Elizabeth�will�conduct 123 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,245 a�royal�ploughing�tour 124 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,387 from�the�Bay�of�Fundy 125 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,061 all�the�way to�the�misty�shores 126 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,489 of�the�Queen�Charlotte Islands. 127 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,055 A�spokesperson for�the�royal�family 128 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,403 reminded�all Canadian�bridegrooms�that 129 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,929 as�subjects of�the�Commonwealth, 130 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,474 it�is�their�civic�duty 131 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,999 to�thoroughly�explore her�majesty's�crown�lands. 132 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,602 Coming�up,�after�the�break. 133 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,907 Are�Edmonton�and�Calgary the�same�city? 134 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,679 Our�experts�weigh�in. 135 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,679 (APPLAUSE) 136 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,450 NARRATOR: Coming�this�fall,�on�CBC. 137 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,422 From�the�people�who brought�you�Schitt's�Creek. 138 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:22,261 Comes�another�show that�sounds�dirty,�but�isn't. 139 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,888 When�two�city�slickers�move to�the�small�community 140 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,534 of�Fuck�Town,�Manitoba. 141 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:27,889 They�have�no�idea 142 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,027 what�whacky�high�jinx they're�in�for. 143 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,333 WOMAN:�You�guys�must�do a�lot�of�fucking�here,�right? 144 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,525 Oh,�goodness�gracious,�no. 145 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,737 This�is�a�Christian�community. 146 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,599 NARRATOR:��It's�the�show about�rural�Canada 147 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,938 that�we've�made�before, 148 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:41,542 but�this�time, it�has�a�sex�name. 149 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,944 And�stars, the�descendants 150 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,305 of�your�favorite funny�Canadians. 151 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,084 Including�Mark�Myers. 152 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,312 You�know,�I�thought�this�place would�be�crazier. 153 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,618 Or�at�least�more�vulgar. 154 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,149 NARRATOR:��And�Jan�Akroyd. 155 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,354 Yes,�aside�from�the�name, 156 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,415 this�town�doesn't�push the�envelope�at�all. 157 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,324 NARRATOR:��And�Colin�Mochrie's brother�is�Gus. 158 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,686 The�whacky�Mayor. 159 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,534 Well,�we�try�and�keep�it family�friendly�here. 160 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,860 Oops,�late�for�orgy. 161 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,462 Orgy? 162 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,067 That's�just�what�we�nickname our�church. 163 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,298 (NERVOUS�CHUCKLE) 164 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,206 NARRATOR:��The�reviews are�already�flooding�in. 165 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,208 (NARRATOR�READING) 166 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,478 ...raves�John�Doyle. 167 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,779 (NARRATOR�READING) 168 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,545 ...gushes�the�Toronto�Star. 169 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,624 Oh,�the�name is�supposed�to�be�funny. 170 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:29,257 Oh... 171 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:30,618 (BOTH�CHUCKLE) 172 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,225 BOTH:�Hmm. 173 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,604 (BREATHES�DEEPLY) 174 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,944 Coming�up�later... 175 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,342 EMMA:��Russian�hackers 176 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:48,443 take�down the�Ministry�of�Fisheries' 177 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:50,714 "What�fish�are�you?"�quiz. 178 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,813 MIGUEL:�Canada�Post releases�a�series�of�stamps 179 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:55,775 that�commemorates�stamps. 180 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:58,445 EMMA:��And�Google�invents�a�car that�crashes�for�you 181 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,894 while�you�text. 182 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,660 Turning�to�the�world of�sports, 183 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,988 the�commissioner of�North�America's 184 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,763 largest�head-butting�league, is�denying 185 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,662 any�significant�link�between head-butting�and�concussions. 186 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,695 The�NHBL�insists there�is�no�conclusive�proof, 187 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,202 repeatedly�bashing�heads together�until�one�party 188 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,574 is�rendered�unconscious, 189 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,642 causes�long�term�impairment. 190 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:20,771 Despite�concussion�symptoms being�reported 191 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,007 in�100%�of�players. 192 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:24,943 The�league�added... 193 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,377 (MIGUEL�READING) 194 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,677 ...of�what�is causing�conditions, 195 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:30,915 like�slurred�vision, 196 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,720 concave�forehead, liquid�brain�disease 197 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,293 mind�terrors�and exploding�skull�syndrome. 198 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,263 Death,�it's�inevitable. 199 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,332 But�does�it�have�to�be so�drab? 200 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,600 With�the�passing of�the�assisted�suicide�bill, 201 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,999 the�government�has�decided to�stay�out 202 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,531 of�the�deathbeds of�the�nation. 203 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,896 This�opened�the�door 204 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,604 to�an�exciting,�new�sector of�commerce. 205 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,335 Our�own,�Laura�Cilevitz has�more. 206 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,941 When�assisted�suicide legislation�was�passed, 207 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,414 people�assumed�deaths would�only�be�carried�out 208 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:00,383 in�bland�hospital�rooms or�government�offices. 209 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,453 LAURA:��But�fortunately, 210 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,051 the�free�market has�stepped�up. 211 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,392 Offering�consumers�the�death they�have�always�dreamed�of. 212 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,519 I�sat�down�with�one�of�these death-preneurs 213 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,064 to�find�out�more. 214 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,419 CINDY�MULSKEY: As�your�death�concierge, 215 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,057 I�will�personally facilitate�an�exit�strategy 216 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,803 that�fits�your�budget and�your�personality. 217 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:18,759 Ooh.�Where�do�I�sign�up? 218 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:19,928 (BOTH�CHUCKLE) 219 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,996 I�can�tell�you�about a�few�of�our�options. 220 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,844 For�terminal�literary�fans, 221 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,940 I've�booked�trips, 222 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,541 to�jump�off�the�historic bridges 223 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:27,842 of�Madison�County. 224 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,214 And�for�those who�are�looking�for 225 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,782 more�of�a�homeopathic, artisanal�death, 226 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:36,052 we�offer�a�line�of�organic hemlock�infused�teas. 227 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,122 It's�just�so�fun. 228 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,850 Mm. Now,�Cindy, 229 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,616 how�would�you�respond to�criticisms 230 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,764 that�you're�profiting off�pain? 231 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:47,729 We�offer�a... humane�service. 232 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,760 If�you�wanna�see who�is�profiting�off�death, 233 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,225 look�at�Big�Pharma. 234 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,804 LAURA:�Let�me�just�be the�first�to�say�that 235 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,032 I�am�so�sorry�for�the�loss of�your�monopoly 236 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,767 on�end�of�life�care,�Jerome. 237 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:57,942 Thank�you,�Laura. 238 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,040 This�new�legislation is�not�only�offensive 239 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,842 but�unnecessary. 240 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:05,284 Palliative�care�patients live�full,�painful, 241 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,481 medication-consuming�lives. 242 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,483 In�fact,�our�newest�drug, 243 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,175 allows�patients with�brain�cancer 244 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,687 to�live�five, even�$10,000�longer. 245 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,061 Huh.�So,�you're�concerned 246 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,789 that�the�assisted�suicide cottage�industry 247 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,694 doesn't�respect the�sanctity�of�life? 248 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,396 Absolutely. 249 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,458 Just�last�week, a�diabetic�grandmother, 250 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,067 asked�to�end�her�life by�consuming 251 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,198 an�entire�devil's�food�cake. 252 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,404 Death�by�chocolate is�not�a�medically�sanctioned 253 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,406 or�even,�dignified,�way�to�go. 254 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:35,168 Death�by�chocolate may�sound�crass... 255 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:36,677 Mm-hm. ...but�trust�me, 256 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:39,349 we�handle�it�tastefully. 257 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,108 LAURA:��With�so�many opposing�voices, 258 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,277 I�wanted�to�hear�from�someone 259 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,075 more�directly�affected, 260 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,386 an�old�bitty, with�cardiomyopathy. 261 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,620 Is�this�Groupon�still�valid? 262 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,655 My�friend,�Val,�bought�it. 263 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,991 No,�I'm�afraid�that this�expired�last�week. 264 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,196 Oh.�That's�okay. So�did�Val. 265 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,399 LAURA: Elaine,�are�you�sure 266 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,132 that�you�want�to�go the�assisted�route 267 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,597 rather�than�just�have�nature 268 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,295 or�your�artificial pace-maker�run�its�course? 269 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,868 Positive. 270 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,306 Ideally,�I�would�have�been crushed�by�the�weight 271 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,312 of�Tom�Sellick's�body, months�ago. 272 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,345 Oh. But�my�insurance 273 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,080 wouldn't�cover�it. 274 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:20,145 Now,�a�patient�just�hung herself�from�the�Eiffel�Tower, 275 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,346 last�week. 276 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,587 That�package�comes�with hotel�stay 277 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,323 and�one-way�airfare. 278 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,158 French�food has�too�much�butter. 279 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,693 Hm. 280 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,758 What�about�a�nice bull�goring? 281 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:31,896 Mm. 282 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,301 Duel�to�the�death? 283 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,896 Oh,�it's�perfect. 284 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,565 I'll�take�the�duel,�please. 285 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,914 A�man�with�cirrhosis just�chose�the�same�package. 286 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,140 We'll�set�it�up�right�away. 287 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,535 Exciting.�(CHUCKLES) 288 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,547 LAURA:��Questions�remain about�patient's�rights 289 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,809 and�the�responsibilities of�society. 290 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,378 But�given�that, assisted�suicide 291 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,346 is�now�the�law�of�the�land, 292 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,985 all�we�can�do�is�live, 293 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,060 and�let�assist�to�die. 294 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,918 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Laura�Cilevitz. 295 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,627 (GUN�SHOT) 296 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,533 Thanks�for�that�report, Laura. 297 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,361 Please�stay�away�from�my�nana. 298 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,469 The�holiday�season is�nearly�upon�us. 299 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,071 And�yet�again, America's�right�wing 300 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,142 TV�pundits and�radio�personalities 301 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,271 are�complaining�that�the war�on�Christmas 302 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,376 is�coming�earlier,�every�year. 303 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,950 (EMMA�READING) 304 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,879 "I'm�already�spending�my�time, 305 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,617 "getting�mad�about�PC�perverts saying,�'Happy�Holidays.'" 306 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,015 The�group�added, that�they�don't�want�to 307 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,027 have�to�spend�their�entire November 308 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,999 demanding�City�Hall�display a�nativity�scene. 309 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,958 Or�making�sure�that�all the�mall�Santas�are�white, 310 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,497 the�way�Jesus�intended. 311 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,140 On�the�heels of�last�week's�popular 312 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,299 bee-feed�segment, 313 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,596 ten�things�you'll�only�get 314 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,738 if�you�watched��HBO in�the�80's. 315 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,313 Miguel�is�finally�starting to�get�on�board 316 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,842 with�these�nostalgia�pieces. 317 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,907 I'm�pretty�sure, I've�figured�out 318 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,005 how�these�work,�so, 319 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,106 without�further�ado, 320 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,047 here�are�five�things, only�people�who�grew�up 321 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,423 at�38�Vargan�Crescent 322 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:02,191 between�the�years�1992 and�1998,�will�remember. 323 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,859 That's�a�narrow�peel, Miguel. 324 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,090 Number�five. 325 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,685 The�shadow�of�that�maple�tree in�the�backyard 326 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,497 that�made�it�look�like Jaffar�from��Aladdin 327 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,128 was�staring�down�at�you from�the�upstairs�window. 328 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,134 Show�of�hands, if�that�startled�you. 329 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,697 Not�sure�everyone's�tree had�an�Aladdin�on�it 330 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,507 but�yeah,�okay! 331 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,168 Number�four, playing��Mario�Kart in�the�basement. 332 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,478 Hey,�I�love�me�some Mario�Kart. 333 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,250 No�matter�how�bad�life�got, 334 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,778 nothing�felt�better than�taking�refuge 335 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,483 in�the�basement�and�cranking up�the�volume 336 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,575 to�drown�out�the�yelling. 337 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,145 Wait,�what? 338 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,086 Number�three,�pizza�night. 339 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,722 Every�Tuesday, mom�had�to�work�late. 340 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,587 So,�you�got�to�order whatever�you�wanted 341 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,055 while�your�dad was�on�a�business�trip 342 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,363 with�his�assistant,�Bonnie. 343 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,334 Fun�fact, my�mom's�name�is�Bonnie. 344 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,629 Number�two,�walking�to�school. 345 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,037 Back�in�our�day, there�was�only�one�way 346 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,139 to�get�to�school. 347 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,440 Slip�on�your�Air�Jordans and�start�walking. 348 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,742 All�right,�yeah. Doc�Martens�for�me. 349 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,944 But�here�we�go. (NERVOUS�CHUCKLE) 350 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,235 You�never�knew what�you�were�gonna�see. 351 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,576 A�fight,�a�cat, 352 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,551 your�dad's�car in�Bonnie's�driveway. 353 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,024 Number�one,�Christmas! Oh,�boy. 354 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,350 You'll�only�get�this if�you're�part�of 355 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,085 the�38�Vargan�Crescent�crew. 356 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,690 But�waiting�to�see, if�this�was�the�Christmas 357 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,392 where�your�dad showed�up�again,�was�huge! 358 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,003 You�did�great. 359 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,698 Coming�up�next, we'll�talk�to�a�therapist 360 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,070 who�specializes in�news�anchors. 361 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,174 It�was�very�relatable. 362 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,442 (APPLAUSE) 363 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,940 (MUSIC�PLAYING) 364 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,947 Coming�up�later, on��The�Beaverton... 365 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,152 MIGUEL:��Oklahoma�lawmakers, 366 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,594 filibuster�an�Oklahoma gun�registry�bill 367 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,919 by�performing�the�entire�score 368 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,864 to�their�favorite�musical, Cats. 369 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,058 EMMA:��Scientists�warn 370 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:51,032 that�snow-globes�oversimplify weather�patterns. 371 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,633 MIGUEL:��And�are�Canadians getting�addicted 372 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,865 to�prescription�heroine? 373 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,369 Meet�the�heroin�addict, who�says,�no. 374 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,813 Vancouver�is�introducing an�innovative�new�program 375 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,539 to�help�alleviate�poverty. 376 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,184 Unpaid�internships for�the�homeless. 377 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,780 According�to�a�spokesperson from�the�City�of�Vancouver, 378 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,552 (MIGUEL�READING) 379 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,593 "Having�almost�3000 unpaid�interns, 380 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:15,688 "makes�us�an�exciting�place to�do�business." 381 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,821 While�the�program�doesn't�give indigent�people 382 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,327 the�means�to�escape�cycles of�poverty�or�addiction, 383 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,629 it�does�give�them the�opportunity 384 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,900 to�spend�their�days 385 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,198 answering�the�phone and�running�errands 386 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,770 for�Fortune�500�companies. 387 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,229 As�for�all�the�young�people, who�will�be�losing 388 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,497 their�prized�internships to�homeless�people, 389 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,036 Vancouver�City�Council recommended 390 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,841 they�give�fentanyl�a�try. 391 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,384 The�dangers�of�the�NSA's 392 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,238 controversial�surveillance program 393 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,747 resurfaced�this�week, 394 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,948 after�an�elevator�shaft collapsed 395 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,781 trapping�33�data�miners. 396 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:49,017 For�more,�we�go�to�Marilla�Wex live�via�satellite�in�Utah. 397 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,424 A�group�of�heroic covert�operatives 398 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:55,027 are�trapped�in�the�basement of�the�NSA�data�center 399 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,730 with�nothing�to�occupy�them but�the�task�of�spying 400 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,933 on�their�fellow American�citizens. 401 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,125 And�frankly,�everyone�else. 402 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,067 Wait,�so,�you're�saying they're�still�spying�on�us? 403 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,514 Of�course,�they�are. They're�doing�their�duty. 404 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,079 Despite�conditions�that�are absolutely�deplorable. 405 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,180 MARILLA:��Cramped,�dirty,�hot. 406 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,782 Getting�as�high�as�75�degrees Fahrenheit 407 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,584 before�the�AC�kicks�back�in. 408 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,418 Doesn't�sound�so�bad. 409 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,852 I�should�point�out 410 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,117 they�are�down�to�their�last case�of�Monster�energy�drink. 411 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,427 But�they�are�keeping�morale�up by�following�along 412 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,529 with�Gilly�and�Michael's morning�calisthenics�routine 413 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,162 that�she�does conveniently�close 414 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,327 to�her�home�security�camera. 415 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,537 Are�they�watching�us right�now? 416 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,944 What�is�the�U.S... 417 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,983 What�is�the�U.S.�government saying�about�all�this? 418 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,838 The�NSA�released the�following�statement... 419 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,978 (MARILLA�READING) 420 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,352 "...which�we've�intercepted." 421 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,387 I�can't�believe�the�NSA can�read�my�emails 422 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,523 and�my�search�history. 423 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,027 Yeah,�I'm�sure�the�NSA really�cares�about 424 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,700 your�Google�searches�for�socks that�go�with�charcoal�suits. 425 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,569 Thank�you�so�much,�Marilla. 426 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,198 Now�it's�time�for�an�update from�Emma's�other�show 427 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,774 which�she�somehow�finds the�time�to�host, 428 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,273 even�though�she�also�hosts this�show 429 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,074 and�writes my�teleprompter�lines. 430 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:19,407 For�all�the�latest�hot�goss on�your�favorite�celebrities, 431 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,145 it's�time�for��Entertainment Right�Now,�Canada. 432 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,078 MAZIN:��Coming�up�on, 433 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,676 Entertainment�Right�Now, Canada. 434 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,088 We'll�tell�you�all�about what�indigenous�looks 435 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,721 celebrities�will�be appropriating�this�spring. 436 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,687 EMMA:��And�get�up�close�and inside�your�favorite�celebrity 437 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,296 with�our�red�carpet pap�smear�cam. 438 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,898 Hi,�I'm�Mazin. 439 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,470 Here�as�always, with�Emma�Hunter. 440 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,328 Canada's�favorite�25-year-old. 441 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,337 Oh! Up�first. 442 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,899 With�the�Marvel cinematic�universe 443 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,907 again�dominating the�box�office, 444 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,879 every�studio�is�looking to�create�movie�universes. 445 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,608 With�sequels,�spin-offs and�connecting�storylines. 446 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,354 The�Canadian�movie�industry is�no�exception. 447 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,351 eOne�films�has�just�announced the�creation 448 00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,053 of�Canada's�first cinematic�universe. 449 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,845 Set�in�the�gritty and�compelling�world 450 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:05,117 of�Canada's�most�epic�saga, Anne�of�Green�Gables. 451 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,157 The�company�has�rolled�out, a�21�film�plan, 452 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,263 beginning�with the�original�tale 453 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,264 of�the�plucky�PEI�orphan, 454 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,226 then�moving�into darker�sequels�like, 455 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,965 Anne�of�the�Spanish�flu�and 456 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,570 Anne�vs.�The�European Inflation�Crisis. 457 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,873 There�will�also�be�spin-offs featuring�beloved�characters 458 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,335 from�the�Avonlea�world. 459 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,983 Including�a�biopic that�details�the�gilded�age 460 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,279 sexual�awakening�of�a�young Maurilla�Cuthbert. 461 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,581 And�a�spin-off�about�that one�friend�of�Anne's 462 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,924 whose�name�you�can't quite�remember.�(LAUGHS) 463 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,949 And�what�he�got�up�to in�the�Asian�opium�trade. 464 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,156 Well,�I'm�most�excited�for the�gritty�World�War�II�drama 465 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:40,129 entitled��Green�Gables�Five, Rise�of�Hitler. 466 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,138 Fuck�you,�Hitler. 467 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,376 Let's�dance. 468 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,412 (SCREAMING) 469 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,375 EMMA:��I�caught�up with�the�stars�on�the�set 470 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,587 of�G-G-Five-R-O-H. 471 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,959 I�think�it's�safe�to�say that�if�Anna�Green�Gables 472 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,058 were�a�real�person, 473 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,491 World�War�II never�would've�happened. 474 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,796 Wonderful�stuff,�Emma. You're�a�national�treasure. 475 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,072 Oh.�(CHUCKLES) 476 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,570 That's�all�the�time we�have�for�tonight. 477 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,801 But�tune�in�next�week where�we�tell�you�all�about 478 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,467 how�one�aging�actress 479 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,265 is�defying�society's expectations 480 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,807 by�continuing�to�live. 481 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,112 Wow. 482 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,213 (MUSIC�PLAYING) 483 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,119 After�the�break, more�boring�news. 484 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,094 (MUSIC�PLAYING) 485 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,298 Welcome�back. 486 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,630 Taking�action�against a�stagnant�economy, 487 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,395 Justin�Trudeau�has�approved dozens�of�oil�pipelines 488 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,135 in�the�hope�that�it�will stimulate�jobs 489 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,340 in�the�oil�pipeline protest�sector. 490 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,340 Said�Trudeau... 491 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,784 (MIGUEL�READING) 492 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,180 "...for�the�nation's pamphlet�printers, 493 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,411 "chant�lyricists, 494 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,316 "and�self-righteous Facebook�friends." 495 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,649 To�further�bolster the�outraged�economy, 496 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,394 Trudeau�added�he�will�raise tuition�fees 497 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,089 by�7000%, 498 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,461 and�give�away�the�rest of�our�fresh�water�supply 499 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,760 to�Nestle. 500 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,602 Canadian�household�debt continues�to�balloon 501 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,829 to�record�levels. 502 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,273 To�remedy�this�situation, 503 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,568 the�government�has�come�up with�a�solution 504 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,240 straight�out�of the�history�books. 505 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,899 Debtor's�prison. 506 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,607 Popularized�in�the�grim 19th�century�work 507 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,870 of�Charles�Dickens, 508 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,208 the�prisons�allow�the�state 509 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,652 to�incarcerate delinquent�borrowers 510 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,878 until�their�creditors are�satisfied. 511 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,854 Or�they�die�vomi-shitting from�dysentery. 512 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,553 Whichever�comes�first. 513 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,745 While�critics�say, 514 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,246 these�new�jails�will unfairly�punish 515 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,758 the�working�poor, 516 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,459 the�government�was�quick to�defend�itself.�Saying... 517 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,492 (EMMA�READING) 518 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,130 And,�I�don't�know, 519 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:02,774 that�just�seems like�a�lot�of�work. 520 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,841 I'd�like�to�end�our�broadcast this�week�on�a�lighter�note. 521 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,311 Normally,�an�interaction between�a�dog�and�a�rabbit 522 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,810 ends�in�a�pile�of�shredded�fur and�a�blood-soaked�pooch. 523 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,153 But�we�found�two�animals 524 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,048 who�have�broken�inter-species boundaries 525 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,650 by�becoming�best�frenemies. 526 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,423 MIGUEL:��Meet�Rosco, a�darling�Labrador 527 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,621 and�his pseudo-friend/�bitter�rival, 528 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,693 a�rabbit�named�Bubbles. 529 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,732 EMMA:��The�unlikely�pair can�be�often�found�engaging 530 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,688 in�passive�aggressive mind�games, 531 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,557 while�maintaining a�thin�veneer�of�friendship. 532 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,827 In�the�viral�video, 533 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,874 Bubbles'�cold stand-offish�gaze 534 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,840 as�Rosco�condescendingly tries�to�assert�his�dominance, 535 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:40,609 reminds�us�that�animals are�just�like�us. 536 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,109 The�worst. 537 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,111 Well,�that's�about�all the�time�we�have�tonight. 538 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,153 But�we'll�be�back�next�week with�full�coverage�of... 539 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,479 (INAUDIBLE) 540 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,749 For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Miguel�Rivas. 541 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:55,124 And�I'm�the�thinking�man's Miguel�Rivas,�Emma�Hunter. 542 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,163 Wishing�you�Goodnight. 543 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,456 (APPLAUSE) 544 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,961 (MUSIC�PLAYING) 545 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,957 (BOTH�TALKING�INDISTINCTLY) 44517

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