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� This is it.
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The final night
of our Open Mic round.
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♪ ♪
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� I am ready
to bring the funny.
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♪ ♪
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� I don't like my kids.
[laughter]
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� ♪ With my friends and me ♪
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� [screams]
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[dramatic music]
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[both vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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� Oh, my God, don't ever
make that face ever again.
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[upbeat pop music]
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� Please welcome your emcee,
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Amanda Seales!
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[cheers and applause]
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� Welcome to
"Bring the Funny!"
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[cheers and applause]
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This is it.
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The final night
of our Open Mic round.
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� Whoo!
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� Some of the most hilarious
acts in the world
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will be hitting this stage,
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competing for a place
in the next round.
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But what happens
in the next round, Amanda?
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I'll tell you what happens
in the next round.
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Our acts start going
head�to�head
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in our Comedy Clash.
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[laughter]
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Exactly like that.
[all laughing]
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But before we show you
the funny,
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let's meet three people
who never clash: our judges.
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Give it up
for Jeff Foxworthy,
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Chrissy Teigen,
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and Kenan Thompson!
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[no audible dialogue]
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[cheers and applause]
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I know you at home
are ready for the funny,
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so let's get this show started!
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� Oh yeah!
� [cheering]
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� Our first act is doing it
for all the moms in the house.
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[upbeat music]
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� I'm here.
I'm about to bring the funny.
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I hope you guys are ready,
'cause I'm ready.
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To my mom and dad,
I hope you guys are watching.
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� This is Tacarra Williams.
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[cheers and applause]
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Kill 'em, girl.
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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� Here we go, boys.
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� Um...
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I don't like my kids.
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[laughter]
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I got teenagers.
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My oldest is 18.
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Yeah, a 18�year�old boy.
His name is Chase.
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I didn't realize how much
him dating was gonna cost me.
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[laughter]
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Then I got
a 14�year�old daughter.
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Her name is Casey.
You know what?
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I ain't never gonna fight
nobody in my life.
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[laughter]
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Like, when I tell you,
I Google the jail time.
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Like, I'm ready to go.
I'm sick and tired.
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[laughter]
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And then, on top of all that,
I got a five�year�old.
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Yeah, look at y'all, like,
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"Well, how��
why would you do that?"
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'Cause I ain't from here.
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I was born in Belize,
raised in New York.
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I moved here seven years ago.
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I was married at the time.
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Everybody's like,
'Y'all should go to Vegas!
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"What happens in Vegas,
it stays in Vegas."
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No, it don't.
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What happens in Vegas
turned five in February,
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that's what happened in Vegas.
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Stop��stop telling people that.
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You're lying to us.
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[cheers and applause]
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And people think that
when you get��have kids
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and they're older, it's easier.
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It's not.
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My son��this is a true story��
last week literally fell.
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Got dizzy, broke his jaw.
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I take him
to the emergency room.
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The doctor talking to me.
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He say, "Hey, listen,
I wanna let you know, uh,
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he broke his jaw
in three places."
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I said, "Oh, no."
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He said, "We gonna have
to wire it shut."
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I said, "Oh, no.
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"Yes.
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Yes."
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Tired of hearing his mouth.
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I said, "Well,
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what's the healing process
gonna look like?"
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He said, "He's gonna be
on a liquid diet
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for four to six weeks."
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And I said, "Well��well,
what happens after that?"
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He said,
"He's gonna lose some weight."
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I said, "Well, how much weight
we talking here?"
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Uh, he said, "Let's just say
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he'll be ready for the summer."
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[laughter]
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I'm like, "Hey, man, uh,
how I get in on this?"
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You feel me?
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Like how do I, uh��
like, do I pay for his jaw
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and you��you wire mine
for free?
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Like, I'm trying
to get a summer body too.
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� [laughing]
� Thank you so much.
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My name is Tacarra Williams.
[laughs]
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� ♪ I do my hair toss,
check my nails ♪
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Baby, how you feeling?
� ♪ Feeling good as hell ♪
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� Yes, yes!
� [inaudible]
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[cheers and applause]
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� All right,
now that was strong.
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That was strong.
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Kenan, your thoughts?
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� Thank you.
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� Yes.
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� Thank you so much.
� Yes!
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� You just blew the roof up.
� Thank you.
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� I was thoroughly excited
to see that
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our first person up today
be super�duper funny.
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� Aww, thank you.
� You had big punches.
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You got to three
big room reactions,
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so, yeah, that's what got me up
out of my seat.
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So, man, you killed that.
� Thank you.
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� Killed that.
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[cheers and applause]
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� The laughs and the clapping
spoke for itself.
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Mom humor��I think there's
something about it
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where we all think it, right?
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We're all feeling this way
but we can't say it,
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and you say it for us.
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I mean, that's where
that laughter comes from,
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is I feel that same way too,
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and everybody wants to say it.
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I thought you did
a fantastic job.
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You are big standout for me.
� Oh.
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� Um, I love you.
� [laughing]
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� I think you're fantastic.
� I love you, too!
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[laughing]
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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� Mr. Jeff Foxworthy?
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� You did a beautiful job,
to the point that I'm thinking,
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"Yeah, you could listen
to an hour of this."
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And that was
a terrific performance.
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� Thank you.
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� Tacarra, would you
be offended if I come hug you?
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� Oh, wow!
� [stammers, laughs]
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music]
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� Thank you so much.
� You killed it, girl.
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� Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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� Killed it,
killed it, killed it!
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� Thank you so much.
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� One more time
for Tacarra Williams!
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� Thank you guys so much.
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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� She has a lot of appeal
because women root for her...
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� Yeah.
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� As a man,
I'm rooting for her.
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� Oh, my God.
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Kenan Thompson
stood up for me,
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Chrissy Teigen
said she loved me,
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and Jeff Foxworthy got up
and came and gave me a hug,
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You know...
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� ♪ Dah�dah�doo�dah ♪
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� I am from Alabama,
and I'm dumb.
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Don't put them together.
I'm dumb regardless.
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Don't blame Alabama.
� [laughing]
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� Comedy comes in all different
shapes and sizes.
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You guys did
a terrific job with it.
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� [hollers]
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all: We're the mole people
living under your bed.
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♪ ♪
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[whoopee cushion farts]
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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.
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[cheers and applause]
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� Welcome back
to "Bring the Funny"!
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� Oh�oh!
� Whoo!
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� Are y'all ready
for some more funny?
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audience: Yeah!
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� Are y'all ready
for some more funny?
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[cheers and applause]
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Okay, that was better.
That was better.
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� That's not an easy job.
She's doing a great job.
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� Let's say hello
to our next act.
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[upbeat music]
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� We're about to go onstage
and it's very terrifying.
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We're very scared.
� But also excited.
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� But it's also very exciting.
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This is the moment that
we've all been waiting for.
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A chance to show America...
� Yeah.
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� What we're made of.
� Yeah, we got this.
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all: One, two, three.
The Valleyfolk!
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♪ ♪
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� Can I have this?
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[cheers and applause]
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[whimsical, childish music
playing over speakers]
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♪ ♪
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� [childish, high voice]
Hey, Dad?
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There's monsters under my bed!
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Oh, well, I guess I'm just
gonna have to be brave.
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[all cackling]
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all: [chanting]
Mole people, mole people,
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mole people, mole people!
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We're the mole people
living under your bed.
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We're your worst nightmare
and we'll scare you to death!
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� I'm Mole Number One,
and I'll rip out your eye.
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� I'm Mole Number Two,
and I'll feast on your spine.
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� I'm Mole Number Three, and
I'm a climate change denier!
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[all vocalizing]
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� Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, stop, stop, stop.
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Terry...
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What the heck was that?
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� Well, we're trying
to scare this kid, right?
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That's the scariest thing
I could think of!
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� [laughs]
� It's not scary, man.
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� What, climate change?
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It's the single greatest threat
to the planet!
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� Hey, kid, were you scared?
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� No.
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� Aww, dang it!
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� All right, Terry, man, hey,
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don't be too hard
on yourself, okay?
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Just, uh, make it a little bit
more personal, you know?
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Give her a real scare.
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� Yeah, I could do that.
� Great.
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Uh, from the top?
� From the top.
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all: One, two, three!
� [laughing]
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� I'm Mole Number One,
and I'll eat all your skins.
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� I'm Mole Number Two,
and I'll break both your shins.
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� I'm Mole Number Three,
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and you have
early�onset Alzheimer's.
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� Whoa, no, what?
� [hollering]
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� No, no, no!
� [laughing]
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� No, no, no!
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No!
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Terry!
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That's not scary, man!
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� Losing all of your memories
slowly with age?
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It's terrifying!
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� It's really more
just sad, man.
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� Look, dude, you gotta
get it together, man.
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You know what,
we got one shot at this.
257
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,206
One shot.
Both: Mole.
258
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,354
[both repeating]
Mole, mole, mole, mole.
259
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,250
� Hey, hey!
260
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,822
Hey!
261
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,291
Can I give you some advice?
262
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,931
What really scares me is death.
263
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,834
Like, if I thought
I was gonna die right now,
264
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,931
I'd be real scared.
265
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,443
[laughter]
266
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,666
� Thanks, kid.
267
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,071
� You got this, Terry.
� Yeah!
268
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,783
I can do it, guys!
all: One, two, three!
269
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,446
� I'm Mole Number One,
and I'll eat you alive.
270
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,816
� I'm Mole Number Two,
and I'll laugh as you die.
271
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:21,146
� I'm Mole Number Three,
and this could be you!
272
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,064
� [shrieking]
273
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,056
[all shrieking]
274
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,059
[laughter]
275
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,232
[screaming continues]
276
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,772
� [laughing]
277
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,266
[crackling slows, stops]
278
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,498
� [hollers]
279
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,274
[laughter]
280
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,013
� Oh, my God.
281
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,738
Terry!
282
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,008
Nice!
283
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,252
� Whoo!
284
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,148
� Nice!
� Good job!
285
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,150
I��I was terrified.
286
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,522
[laughter]
[pounding on door]
287
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,391
� I said go to bed, Mickey!
288
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,459
� Oh, you guys better go.
That's my dad.
289
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,188
He's a raging alcoholic.
� Okay, that's scary.
290
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,904
� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, good luck, kid.
291
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,796
Break the cycle.
� Yeah.
292
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,167
both: [chanting]
Mole people, mole people,
293
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,966
Mole people, mole people.
294
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,967
� [grunting]
[both grunting, babbling]
295
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,369
[cheers and applause]
296
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,671
� Whoo!
297
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,943
� They committed
to that crazy so good.
298
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,412
� [laughs]
299
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,710
� All right.
300
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,151
� Does that hurt your voice
to do that?
301
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,076
� No, not at all.
� Wow.
302
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,951
� Yeah.
� Wow.
303
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,050
� And I swear to God,
that was my hairdo, like,
304
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,092
in the senior year
of high school.
305
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,357
� We did our research, so...
306
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,156
� Yeah, I had a Camaro
and that hair and��
307
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,530
Jeff, where do you come up
with those redneck jokes?
308
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,859
� [laughs]
309
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,334
� I loved it.
I loved that.
310
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,632
I mean, I��
that was so imaginative,
311
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,404
and you gave us, like,
one of the greatest escapes
312
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,044
we've had so far
in this competition.
313
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,910
You sucked us
into a world, like��
314
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,308
whether you wanted to go
or not,
315
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,380
we were in that little bedroom
with you mole people.
316
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,179
One thing I was thinking
the entire time
317
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,781
was that if they don't crawl
back up under that bed
318
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,254
at the end of this thing
I'll be so pissed,
319
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,263
because that's, like, the kind
of commitment you want.
320
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,856
You want
to close that scene out
321
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,457
with all of the, like,
same reality
322
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,860
that you presented
the entire time,
323
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,901
so the fact that y'all went
back up under the bed,
324
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,727
for me, just��
it killed it for me.
325
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,072
So you guys��great job.
326
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,338
Yeah, man.
327
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,666
� Very good response
from the sketch master.
328
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,612
Chrissy?
� Kenan is totally right.
329
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,238
If you guys had just been
still out from under the bed
330
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,914
and just got up
and took a bow or something,
331
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,312
that would have
kind of ruined it for me.
332
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,823
� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,215
� But it really did make it
that you guys went back under,
334
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,716
so that's amazing.
335
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,548
I wanna see sketch comedy where
I'm seeing people come out
336
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,523
that I want to watch forever
and ever and ever.
337
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,861
Thought you did
a wonderful job.
338
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,316
Loved it.
339
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,864
[cheers and applause]
340
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,089
� Jeff, close us out.
341
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,134
What are your thoughts
on the mole people?
342
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,569
� Jeff hated it.
[both laugh]
343
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,265
� Jeff didn't��
no, Jeff did not hate it.
344
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,468
Guys, that was great.
345
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,899
I want somebody
to take control.
346
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,073
I want somebody to suck me in
347
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,882
and��and make forget
that I'm sitting here
348
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,805
and just take me
into your world,
349
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,780
and immediately,
you set the pace
350
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,580
of what this was going to be,
351
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,052
and you guys
did a fabulous job.
352
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,090
� Absolutely.
� Terrific job.
353
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,355
� One more time
for The Valleyfolk!
354
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,785
[cheers and applause]
355
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,831
both: Mole, mole, mole, mole.
356
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,156
[cheers and applause]
357
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,032
� Okay.
� Guys, I think they liked us!
358
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,502
[laughs]
� I don't normally cry.
359
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,501
I almost passed out.
360
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,342
� What were their names?
361
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,237
� I just wrote "mole people."
[laughs]
362
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,509
� I'm Mole Number One.
� [laughing]
363
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,609
♪ ♪
364
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:35,254
.
365
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,886
� All right,
clean up right now.
366
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,592
� Oh, I love grey.
� Thank you.
367
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,016
� I really do.
Like, I��I begged my mom��
368
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,961
� You're not even gray, though.
369
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,856
� Yeah, you're a silver fox.
370
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,188
[both laugh]
371
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,663
� I think that he looks like
he could be your dad.
372
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,532
� I wish he was.
� Right? Look at him.
373
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,931
� Well, Kenan's barber
said to me this morning��
374
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,003
I walked up
and I introduced myself
375
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,142
and he said, "Do you do Santa?"
376
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,337
And I said, "Yeah, I do��
I do Santa."
377
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,340
� Oh, I love that.
� [laughing]
378
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,452
Just started a few decades ago.
379
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,505
� Let's get back to the funny.
380
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,553
� Yeah.
381
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,448
� Let's say hello
to our next act.
382
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,090
[cheers and applause]
383
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,715
I could tell you
that this comedian
384
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,050
is from the south,
385
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,894
but the fact that his name
is Rocky Dale Davis
386
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,890
kind of gives it away.
387
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,902
[cheers and applause]
388
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,095
[upbeat rock music]
389
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,928
� My name is Rocky Dale Davis.
390
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,203
I am from Brookwood, Alabama.
391
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,742
♪ ♪
392
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,007
Growing up in a trailer park
makes me, in my opinion, unique
393
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,736
and not like most comics.
394
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,782
I wanted to always be, like,
a performer of some sort.
395
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,047
Went to an open mic.
396
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,245
I was like, "I can do that."
397
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,847
Performing in front
of Jeff Foxworthy,
398
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,180
it's just wild.
399
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,194
Here's how it works
in the south:
400
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,315
It goes God, Jeff Foxworthy,
401
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,121
Jesus, and Dick Simon, okay?
402
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,923
That's our ranking pool
right there,
403
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,664
and that's how it stays, okay?
[laughs]
404
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,630
� This is
Rocky Dale Davis, y'all.
405
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,600
� Thanks, baby.
406
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,499
Yeah!
407
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,571
How are we doing,
Los Angeles, California?
408
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,870
� Whoo!
� Let's go!
409
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,884
My name is, uh,
Rocky Dale Davis.
410
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,346
I am from Alabama.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
411
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,945
Thank you all
for the loud applause on that.
412
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,276
[laughs]
Y'all are like,
413
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,221
"I wish we'd have known that
before we got here."
414
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,916
Uh, it's weird.
415
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,148
[stammers]
So, like, I'm dumb.
416
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,923
I'll tell you that first off,
you know.
417
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,921
Uh, I don't want��
don't put them together.
418
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,133
I'm not, you know, dumb
because I'm from Alabama.
419
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,425
I'm dumb regardless.
Don't blame Alabama, you know?
420
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,298
� [laughing]
421
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,996
� I have a very��
very white trash family too.
422
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,768
Like, super,
super white trash, you know?
423
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,366
'Cause there's levels
of white trash.
424
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:39,338
Like, you ever watch, like,
"Cops" or "Honey�Boo�Boo"?
425
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,138
And you're watching at home
like, "That can't be real."
426
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,511
I'm here to tell you,
it is very, very real.
427
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,110
[laughter]
428
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,412
My family's dumb, too.
429
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,083
Like, I used to live
in New York,
430
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,321
and they'd be like, "Oh,
living up in New York City now.
431
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,387
Getting all Hollywood on us."
432
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,586
[laughter]
433
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,918
I see a couple people
with blank faces on that one.
434
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,534
Uh, we must be related.
435
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,356
[laughter]
436
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,361
I also love people
talking about politics.
437
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,503
You know, I can tell when
my friends in New York and LA
438
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,669
haven't been to the south
'cause they'll be like,
439
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,998
"Donald Trump is the most
racist person I know."
440
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,344
And I'm like, "You need to meet
more racist people, then."
441
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,180
� [laughing]
442
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,535
� Look, I'm not saying
he's not racist, okay?
443
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,614
I'm just saying
he's not in the top, like, 50
444
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,084
on my moms' side
of the family.
445
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,922
Like...
[both laughing]
446
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,418
If we had a fantasy league
of racism,
447
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,821
eighth round pick at best,
448
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,832
and I'm trading him
for a kicker, okay?
449
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,795
Guys, y'all were amazing.
Thank you so much.
450
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,255
Thank you.
451
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,533
Yeah.
� Whoo!
452
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,902
[cheers and applause]
453
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,740
� Good job.
454
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,265
[cheers and applause]
455
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,340
� My man Rocky.
� Yes, ma'am.
456
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,409
� Kenan?
457
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,736
� How big do your testes
have to be
458
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,314
to be white
and talk about racism onstage?
459
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,723
Man, how��
you know what I'm saying?
460
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,145
I mean, the way
that you went about it
461
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,989
and got laughs from it, like,
that is so bold
462
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,045
and it's like, that's what
makes great stand�ups,
463
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,693
in my opinion.
464
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,318
[cheers and applause]
465
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,233
On the other hand,
when comedians laugh
466
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,496
at their own jokes
over and over and over again,
467
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,155
it's kind of a distraction.
468
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,733
Maybe, like, you're trying
to tell us, like,
469
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,472
"That was funny,
what I just said."
470
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,897
You know what I'm saying?
471
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,642
And it's like, we can decide,
you know what I'm saying?
472
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,807
Like, we, you know��
we enjoy a set�up
473
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,235
and a punchline
like anybody else, so��
474
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,810
� Laugh with them...
� Yeah.
475
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,608
� Not for them.
� I know, I'm sorry.
476
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,980
� I'm going to disagree, I��
though I love you to death,
477
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,650
but I like it.
478
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,049
I think you genuinely were,
like, cracking yourself up
479
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,490
a little bit, and I like that.
480
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,985
When Dave Chappelle does it��
when he just gets down
481
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,616
and he knocks that mic
on his knee��
482
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,921
it really does make you
laugh harder, in a way.
483
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,594
Um, the "Trump is racist" joke
is so easy.
484
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,893
Um...
� Oh, snap.
485
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,264
[both laughing]
I'm still blocked.
486
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,533
He won't hear this,
don't worry.
487
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,501
But...
[both laughing]
488
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,700
You did it in a way that
related it back to your family
489
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,142
and I��I loved it.
490
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,567
I thought it was very funny.
491
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,912
� Jeff.
492
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,466
� Here's the thing
that I love��
493
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,884
and when people talk to me
about wanting to be a comedian,
494
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,347
I said,
"Stay true to yourself.
495
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,105
Talk about the things
you know about."
496
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,723
You did that.
497
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,245
It's like when I used to do the
"you might be a redneck" jokes.
498
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,550
People say, "How do you
come up with those?
499
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,121
I'm like,
"There's no research going on.
500
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,189
It's my family."
501
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,817
You know, it's...
� [laughs]
502
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,963
� As far as their notes,
503
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,788
I'm gonna split the difference
with you.
504
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,904
Don't laugh
after the punchline.
505
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,066
Laugh between the jokes.
� Okay.
506
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,595
� Does that make sense?
� Yes, sir.
507
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,030
Yes, sir.
508
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,474
� And I love the fact that
you took on a tough subject
509
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,969
and you handled it in a way...
510
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,041
� Yeah.
511
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,568
� That kind of
defused everybody.
512
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:31,543
And because this whole country
now is so politically divided,
513
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,354
laughter's the only place
514
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,046
that��that we deflate
that tension.
515
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,118
� Yes, sir.
516
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,546
� And you did a good job
with that.
517
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,451
Great job, Rocky.
� Yeah, thank you so much.
518
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,563
� Make some noise
for Rocky Dale Davis!
519
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,385
� Thank you, guys.
Thank y'all.
520
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,130
� Good job!
521
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,755
[cheers and applause]
522
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,201
� Oh, my gosh.
523
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,767
� I love that angle
of it, though.
524
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,995
"He ain't racist.
525
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,700
Hell, I got eight people
on my mother's side."
526
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,501
� [laughs]
I popped a button.
527
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,414
[laughing]
528
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,206
That was one of the most
amazing experiences
529
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,139
I've ever had
in my entire life.
530
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,414
� I wonder how his family
is gonna take it?
531
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,253
[laughing]
� Right?
532
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,618
They're looking at it like,
"We racist?
533
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,986
Are we racist?"
� [laughing]
534
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:18,187
.
535
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,160
� This show
is about being funny.
536
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,530
This is a show about
making everybody laugh,
537
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,571
from 19�year�olds
to 70�year�olds.
538
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,397
And the greats can do it.
� True.
539
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,003
� They can cover them all.
540
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,244
� Oh, yeah.
� Check in, guys.
541
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,809
How we feeling?
� We're feeling great.
542
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,277
� Do we��do we look
like we're, you know,
543
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,706
professional enough in these?
544
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,281
� Do we look like we're wearing
the exact same outfit?
545
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,519
� We look like
we're three best friends.
546
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,645
all: Yeah.
547
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,079
� This group consists
of three friends
548
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,394
who work
in perfect harmony together.
549
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,786
Their videos
have a combined total
550
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,688
of over 25 million views
on YouTube,
551
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,661
and tonight they're making
their TV debut.
552
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,730
This is Lewburger.
553
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,599
� Okay.
554
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,927
[cheers and applause]
555
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,603
all: ♪ I'm taking a break ♪
556
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:08,072
♪ From using Facebook ♪
557
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,211
♪ And I've chosen
to tell you here ♪
558
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,511
♪ Upon my Facebook ♪
559
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,654
� [laughing]
560
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,879
both
♪ The world needs to see ♪
561
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,824
♪ What a big deal
this can be ♪
562
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,021
all: ♪ 'Cause we all spend
so much time here ♪
563
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,934
♪ On the web ♪
564
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,198
♪ While I'm away ♪
565
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:34,326
♪ I know I'll become better
as I grow ♪
566
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,843
♪ Than all of you ♪
567
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,107
♪ We're better than you ♪
568
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,077
� [laughing] It is,
that is what it's saying.
569
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,635
both: We're better than you.
570
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,413
[laughter]
571
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,082
� Hello, my friends.
572
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,081
I'm back to using Facebook.
573
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,793
[laughter]
574
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,755
� [vocalizes]
♪ I almost forgot ♪
575
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,955
♪ How to use a Facebook ♪
576
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,529
� [laughing]
577
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,457
� ♪ But I'm here to tell you ♪
578
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,332
♪ There is life
outside of Facebook ♪
579
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,003
� ♪ You can all learn
so much more about yourselves ♪
580
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:16,013
♪ Off of Facebook ♪
581
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,438
[cheers and applause]
582
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,213
� [laughing]
583
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,181
all: ♪ I'm so much more
enlightened ♪
584
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,481
♪ Since I've given it a break ♪
585
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,894
♪ I don't care
what other people say ♪
586
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,958
♪ I am not being fake ♪
587
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,257
� [laughing]
588
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,359
all: ♪ The praise
that I'm expecting ♪
589
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,801
♪ Should come in
like flowing showers ♪
590
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:42,498
♪ I can't believe
I managed it ♪
591
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:47,271
♪ For a whole six hours ♪
592
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,643
♪ Also, I should let you know ♪
593
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:55,883
♪ That if you're seeing
this post ♪
594
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,851
♪ Congrats, you made it ♪
595
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:03,220
♪ I just purged
600 friends ♪
596
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,992
♪ From Facebook ♪
597
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,362
� Yeah!
598
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,500
[cheers and applause]
599
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,426
� That was me.
600
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,431
[cheers and applause]
601
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,074
� ♪ Look so good ♪
� ♪ Hey ♪
602
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,510
� I love this look.
603
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,005
I love this Jheri curl.
� Thank you.
604
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,336
� I love it all.
� [laughing]
605
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,841
� Chrissy?
606
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,283
� I'm not on Facebook,
607
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,447
but Twitter, I��I've done it
a million times.
608
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,747
I'm never off of it.
609
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,678
Constantly scrolling
to see if people are like,
610
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,594
"Where are you?"
[laughs]
611
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,416
It's, uh��it's a sad existence.
612
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:38,191
But it had the crowd going
like crazy
613
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,390
'cause you appeal
to a very broad audience.
614
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,863
My mom would love
listening to you, me.
615
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,403
I would let my daughter
listen to you.
616
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,297
I loved it.
� Thank you.
617
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,369
� Jeff?
618
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,497
� I had no idea
what to expect
619
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:52,202
as we're looking at the shadows
620
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,274
and there's three
silhouettes there
621
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,143
and she starts singing
"Bohemian Rhapsody" in my ear.
622
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,282
So comedy comes in
all different shapes and sizes.
623
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,109
You guys did
a terrific job with it.
624
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,724
� True.
625
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,116
Very true.
626
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,217
� Kenan, how do you feel
about��not "Good Burger"
627
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,220
but Lewberger?
628
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,891
� [laughing]
629
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,690
� Nice, nice.
630
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:13,731
I'm sorry,
what's your name, sir?
631
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,086
� I'm Keith.
� Keith.
632
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,364
When you took the moment
633
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,163
and got that applause
from everybody,
634
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,474
that showed your commitment.
635
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,226
He's showing fools
that he's dope,
636
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,604
you know what I'm saying?
637
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,542
So continue to find moments
like that throughout.
638
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,367
I��I think it can only help.
� Thank you.
639
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,673
� Yeah.
� It's a dope debut.
640
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:31,084
� One more time for Lewberger!
641
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,306
[cheers and applause]
642
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:34,451
� ♪ Hey, get something good ♪
643
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,916
♪ Hey, get something good ♪
644
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,146
� You may be the first guy
645
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,020
to ever call Keith "dope"
in his life.
646
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,149
� Yeah, right?
647
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,823
He's never been
called dope ever.
648
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,721
Like, "I'm dope."
649
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:46,593
[upbeat pop music]
650
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,562
� They loved everything.
� It felt pretty good.
651
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,260
It felt pretty good.
� Let's see what happens.
652
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,902
� It's exciting
to talk to them in person.
653
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,168
� Yes, very cool.
654
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,336
� Across a big separation,
but they're there.
655
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,895
� The standards are raising
as we go.
656
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,014
� They really are.
657
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,365
� Should we be tougher
on people?
658
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,013
� Yeah.
Boo!
659
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,839
� I am ready
to bring the funny.
660
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,414
� This is Becca Brown.
661
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,723
� ♪ So you tell him
you're a lesbian ♪
662
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,545
♪ He says you haven't found
the right man ♪
663
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,290
♪ You tell him
you're a virgin ♪
664
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,685
♪ He says, I'll be your first
so we both win ♪
665
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,758
♪ 'Cause no means no means no,
so just move on! ♪
666
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:21,487
[playing jaunty tune]
667
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,563
� I'm done that we're still
having this conversation.
668
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:24,962
No means no.
669
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,074
� You have to understand
the words.
670
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,596
Always have that in your��
"I've really gotta enunciate."
671
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:32,371
Because singing is not
as clear always.
672
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,841
But really good job.
673
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,209
� Right on, Becca.
674
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,707
[cheers and applause]
675
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,839
� Please welcome Graham Kay.
676
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,484
� ♪ Rock and roll ♪
677
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,149
� Should, uh, probably address
the elephant in the room.
678
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,349
Um, I'm Canadian.
679
00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:48,152
[laughter]
680
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,893
I actually once broke
both of my arms
681
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,458
at the exact same time.
682
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,787
The doctor put on my slings
and I was like,
683
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:57,602
"How long is it
that you have to date somebody
684
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,726
before you can ask them
to wipe your butt?"
685
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,273
[laughter]
686
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,467
� I wish you had more
of a flow with it,
687
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,310
because I don't want
to be won over
688
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:07,635
halfway through, really.
689
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,339
I��I want you to get me
right at the beginning.
690
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,911
� You can tell
that you're pissed
691
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,639
about having to come out here
with a broken foot.
692
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,184
I felt like since
you were just getting
693
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,219
mediocre reactions anyway,
you might as well
694
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,575
just throw
your material out there
695
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,753
and let the people that are
enjoying it enjoy it.
696
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,222
[cheers and applause]
697
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,391
He's so mad.
698
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,990
[cheers and applause]
699
00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,661
I know, you're scared.
You're scared of him.
700
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:32,660
� Sometimes it, uh, goes well
and sometimes it goes okay.
701
00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,604
And it went okay,
and it is what it is.
702
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,970
� My ears are burning.
703
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,198
Every time I have
to say something negative
704
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,412
my ears get, like, roasty hot.
705
00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,905
� [laughs]
� Does that not happen to you?
706
00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:42,907
� No.
707
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,578
� All six spots right here.
708
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:45,976
Six plus six, six spots.
709
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,778
� This is Leclerc Andre.
710
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,920
� Very happy to announce
that I just recently graduated
711
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,345
from swimming school.
712
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,620
My boy's like,
"Aren't you embarrassed
713
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:55,688
to be a grown man
in a swimming class?"
714
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,187
I'm like, "No.
715
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,719
"What's embarrassing
is being rescued
716
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,394
by a 12�year�old
named Hannah."
717
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,062
� You're such a likeable guy,
which is so key with stand�up.
718
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,232
Here's the one thing
I would encourage you to do:
719
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,230
look at people.
720
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,001
Make that connection.
721
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,070
� Kenan?
� Maybe use the stage.
722
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,399
You know what I mean?
723
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,243
Somebody asked Chris Rock,
why does he walk so much?
724
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,868
He's like,
"Because it makes the audience
725
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:15,873
pay attention to you."
726
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:16,984
� Yeah.
727
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,135
� Make us watch you
a little bit.
728
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,283
� Mm.
729
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,478
� One more time
for Leclerc Andre!
730
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,920
� Bye�bye!
Good job!
731
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,776
� Guys, I really think
we're getting so good at this.
732
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,794
[laughing]
733
00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:30,556
� You guys, we are nailing it
so frickin' hard.
734
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,616
� We're killing it.
735
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,033
� We are getting so good
at this.
736
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,655
� ♪ You're gonna
say my name tonight ♪
737
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:38,160
.
738
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:40,429
[funky bass music]
739
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,974
� I get nervous, like,
when I have a stand�up gig
740
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,069
I know it's coming up
in a couple weeks.
741
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,510
Especially that day?
742
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,105
I can't��it's like
I can't even eat.
743
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,277
� A little bit nervous is good.
I mean, it is.
744
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,775
� I get a little bit nervous.
� Yeah.
745
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,877
� I'm in my head.
� No, don't be in your head.
746
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,209
� How do I say hi?
Hi.
747
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:56,224
both: Hi.
748
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,975
� Let's say hello
to our next act.
749
00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,753
This performer is trying
to get her head around life,
750
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,592
love, and how to get laughs.
751
00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:03,588
Aren't we all?
752
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:06,059
This is Erica Rhodes.
753
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,858
� Hi, I'm Erica Rhodes.
754
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,130
I'm a stand�up comic
755
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:13,328
and, uh, I have pretty much
zero life skills.
756
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,632
Cooking...
757
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,103
[pancakes hissing]
758
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,401
Nope.
759
00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,172
Cleaning.
Whoa!
760
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,611
Not for me.
761
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,406
Opening mail
is a struggle for me.
762
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,977
Making a phone call.
Parking tickets.
763
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,606
You tried putting on shoes?
It can be complicated.
764
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:28,452
Leaving the house.
765
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,977
Comedy makes sense to me
766
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,122
because all the things
you failed at in life
767
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:33,787
are celebrated in comedy.
768
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,915
Good morning, Fred.
769
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:39,361
I mean, everybody says that
stand�up comedy is very hard,
770
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,958
but when they say that to me
I'm like,
771
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,789
"Well, have you tried
everything else?"
772
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:45,234
You're fine.
773
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,400
[cheers and applause]
774
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,768
� Give it up for Erica Rhodes!
775
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,737
[cheers and applause]
776
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:54,237
[upbeat country music]
777
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:56,339
� Hi.
� Hi.
778
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,141
� This is my voice.
779
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:00,113
It's real.
� [chuckles]
780
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,182
� Somebody actually asked me
the other day��they were like,
781
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,451
"Is that your real voice?"
782
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:06,648
I was like,
"No, I got a voice lift."
783
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:09,222
Very expensive procedure,
but worth it
784
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,361
to annoy people
for the rest of my life.
785
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,956
Thank you.
786
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,858
I once had
an acting teacher tell me,
787
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,760
"If you don't fix your voice,
788
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,002
you're never gonna have
a career."
789
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:22,997
And so far, he's right, so...
790
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:26,071
But my dreams are getting
so much more obtainable now.
791
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,971
It's good.
It's a good thing, you know?
792
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:30,513
My expectations
are just plummeting.
793
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:32,579
Like, when I was younger
I used to be like,
794
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:37,078
"When I make it, I'm gonna have
a beautiful house in Malibu.
795
00:28:37,082 --> 00:28:39,382
"I'll wake up every morning,
I'll go out,
796
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,094
and just look
at my gorgeous ocean view."
797
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:46,688
And now I'm like,
"When I make it...
798
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,132
I'm gonna get a headboard."
799
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:50,627
[laughter]
800
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,899
You know, I'll wake up
in the morning, I'll be like,
801
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,198
"I'm a grown�up now!
802
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,640
I did it!"
803
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:59,135
And then I'll go back to bed
'cause I have nowhere to be.
804
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,407
[laughter]
805
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,905
Thanks, I'm Erica Rhodes.
806
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,138
[peppy pop music]
807
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,812
[woman singing indistinctly]
808
00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:09,452
� I thought you did
a wonderful, wonderful job
809
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,378
because what you do
is you stay in your own self
810
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,724
and you just tell great jokes.
811
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,619
So kudos to you for that.
Absolutely.
812
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:18,791
� I appreciate that, thanks.
813
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,090
� I didn't know
if you were nervous or��
814
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,833
I think part
of your personality
815
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:24,228
is just, like,
a little more meek.
816
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,759
� Yeah,
I'm definitely neurotic.
817
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,934
� [laughing]
818
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,432
� One of the hardest things
819
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,703
is for people
to understand your persona.
820
00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:34,643
But immediately,
I knew who you were.
821
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,040
Terrific performance.
Loved it.
822
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,941
� Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
823
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,253
� You're welcome.
824
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:42,575
� Give it up for Erica Rhodes!
825
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,621
� I can't tell if she's nervous
or if that's just her.
826
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,846
� It could be both,
827
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:48,451
but I think it might be a lot
of just her.
828
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,923
� Our next act proves
that silence is still golden.
829
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,663
[upbeat jazzy music]
830
00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:54,989
[button clicks]
831
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,403
� I'm Chris...
� And Paul.
832
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,655
� And we're really excited.
We're about to go onstage.
833
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,234
� And I'm hungry.
834
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,102
� He's hungry
and, uh, I'm excited.
835
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,500
We're gonna have some fun.
836
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,402
� And I'm��I'm excited
and I wanna have some fun too.
837
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,374
� That's great, okay.
That's enough of the talking.
838
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:10,712
� We're gonna have��
� That's enough of the talking.
839
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,649
� This is
The Chris & Paul show.
840
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,475
[cheers and applause]
841
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,381
� [shushing]
842
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:22,394
[cheers and applause]
843
00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,457
[shushing continues]
844
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,987
[curious music]
845
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,063
[whispering]
Stop that.
846
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:30,861
Stop, stop, stop.
847
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:35,432
♪ ♪
848
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,244
Shh.
� [laughs]
849
00:30:37,235 --> 00:30:38,465
� [whispering]
Shut up.
850
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:39,540
Please, I'm sorry.
I love you, but stop.
851
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,408
� [laughing]
852
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:45,536
♪ ♪
853
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:48,414
[laughter]
854
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,853
� [laughs]
855
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,352
[laughter]
856
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,894
� [laughs]
� Stop, please.
857
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:58,558
Please, stop.
� [giggling]
858
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,457
� So good.
859
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,429
He has the place, like,
totally controlled.
860
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,797
[laughs]
861
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,796
[laughter]
� [shushes]
862
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:09,268
� [laughing]
� Shh!
863
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,803
[laughter]
864
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:15,214
[whispering]
Stop.
865
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,377
[both laughing]
866
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,777
[whispering]
Stop, stop.
867
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:23,519
[both laughing]
868
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,845
� Stacey died
in a car accident.
869
00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:28,891
[laughter]
870
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,422
[sobbing]
� Oh.
871
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:35,094
Oh!
872
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:38,263
Oh.
� [sobbing]
873
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,703
� Oh.
874
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,999
[laughter]
875
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,840
Oh.
[both groaning]
876
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,536
Okay.
� [sobbing]
877
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,208
� Okay.
878
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:50,636
Uh��ah!
� What are you doing?
879
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,982
� I'm just so upset!
880
00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:54,778
[both gasping]
881
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,020
� Uh, okay.
882
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,575
Okay.
883
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,023
Okay, okay.
884
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:02,019
� [sobbing]
885
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,890
� [hollers]
886
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:06,159
� [groans]
887
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,788
� [hollers]
Okay.
888
00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:11,634
� [sobbing]
889
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,530
� Okay.
890
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,202
� [whimpering]
891
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200
� Hey, hey.
892
00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:18,942
� [stammering]
� Okay.
893
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,107
I'm gonna get you
some water, okay?
894
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,236
I need you to stay right here.
895
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:24,981
Okay?
� Okay.
896
00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,176
� Okay.
897
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,078
� Oh, I just talked to her
this morning!
898
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,349
� Paul��
� You know you��
899
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:31,577
[whoopee cushion farts]
900
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,193
[laughter]
901
00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,645
[cheers and applause]
902
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:43,799
[laughter]
903
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,770
[sobbing]
904
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:51,066
[laughter]
905
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:53,809
[cell phone ringing]
906
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,418
� Hey, I can't talk.
907
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,287
[laughter]
908
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,585
Yeah, it worked.
909
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,418
[laughter]
910
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,934
No, he is not.
911
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,325
� [sobs]
912
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,027
� I really can't talk,
I can't��
913
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,798
Stacy died.
914
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:21,497
[laughter]
915
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,400
Stacy die��I'm just gonna
take this in the other room.
916
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,001
� [sobbing]
917
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,213
� Yeah, yeah!
918
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:29,805
[cheers and applause]
919
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,678
� Thank you!
920
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,106
[cheers and applause]
921
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,683
� Kenan, your thoughts?
922
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,752
� I mean, from second one
923
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,622
when you were coming
around here shushing every��
924
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,461
that was such a brilliant way
925
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,156
to command
everybody's attention
926
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:48,727
but also tell them what to do
in a funny way
927
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:49,927
at the same time.
928
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,958
So I started laughing
immediately
929
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,833
because there's nothing better
930
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,232
than those, like,
laughs at church
931
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,743
or somewhere you're not
supposed to be laughing.
932
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,135
And it was super funny.
933
00:33:58,136 --> 00:33:59,966
It was like��not like anything
I'd ever seen before.
934
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:01,641
I could tell you guys
are probably involved
935
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,970
in a sketch troupe or something
936
00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,544
or have, you know,
improv experience or whatever,
937
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,654
but this was a seasoned bit
938
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:11,076
that, you know, was just
well thought out, so bravo.
939
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,292
Yeah, yeah.
940
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,845
� How long have you guys
been working together?
941
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,394
� We've been working together
for about 20 years now,
942
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,590
so, yeah.
943
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,791
� Oh, wow, so you have been
working things out.
944
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,233
� [laughs] Little bit.
� All right, all right.
945
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,029
� To look directly
at specific people
946
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,771
who were actually making
little��little giggles
947
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,166
and tell them, like,
"Please, please."
948
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,937
Like, that��you were so good
at doing that.
949
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:34,006
It was so real
and you were so earnest.
950
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,265
Your physical comedy
was amazing.
951
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,744
The shoes, I mean,
they were just��
952
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:38,912
� I gotta find it.
953
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,480
I don't know
where that went, but, uh��
954
00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:41,848
� [laughs] It's something
we haven't seen before...
955
00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,546
� Thanks.
� And it was funny.
956
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:44,818
� Thank you very much.
� Thank you.
957
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,716
� I appreciate it.
Thank you.
958
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,149
� Whoopee cushions
are always funny,
959
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:51,664
but you took something
so dark
960
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,256
and mixed it
with a whoopee cushion.
961
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,529
It was brilliant.
Fabulous job, guys.
962
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,928
� Thank you so much, guys.
� Thank you.
963
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:58,929
� Great job.
964
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,130
Give it up
for the Chris & Paul Show!
965
00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,702
� Thank you!
966
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,901
[cheers and applause]
967
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:06,473
� I like it.
968
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:07,771
It reminded me
of, like, "Monty Python."
969
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,572
� And laughing
at nothing being said.
970
00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:10,884
That's what was cool.
971
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,745
� Silence in that bit is not
something to be afraid of.
972
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,245
� I was like, "Sir,
why are you shushing me?"
973
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:18,246
� I know!
[all laughing]
974
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,649
� I feel like...
975
00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,422
� A sandwich?
� Yes.
976
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,760
� This girl over here
keeps waving at you.
977
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,556
I'll tell you.
� Is somebody��
978
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,088
[laughing]
979
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,663
� Nah, they loved you.
� Aww.
980
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,132
[whoopee cushion farts]
981
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,170
[both laughing]
982
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:39,300
.
983
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:41,542
[upbeat music]
984
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:43,481
� How are the kids today?
985
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:46,382
� Good, I didn't even see them.
[laughs]
986
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,648
� We're assuming they're good.
� I think they're good.
987
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,847
� What's going on
with your shirt?
988
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,218
Who is that?
� This is��this is my son.
989
00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:53,386
This is Zander.
Yeah, this is my adopted baby.
990
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,715
� Hi, Zander.
991
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,659
� You know you got sippy cups
around your house.
992
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,615
� Every corner.
� [laughing]
993
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,593
� Sippy cups
and pacifiers everywhere.
994
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,962
� Have you ever found one
995
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,830
that, like, had been sitting
there for, like, a week��
996
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,098
� Oh, gosh, that it��
997
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,696
� It's got, like,
the mold in it and stuff.
998
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,168
� Yes.
� How old is he?
999
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,396
� He's, uh, 13 weeks.
� Oh, I want one.
1000
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,473
No, I don't.
I don't.
1001
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,040
No, I've got three
and I'm tired of them.
1002
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:17,409
� It's been an amazing night
of comedy.
1003
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,809
Quick reality check:
1004
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:22,110
only six acts from tonight
can make it through
1005
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,323
and book their place
in the Comedy Clash,
1006
00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:26,785
which I, personally,
am very excited about.
1007
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,845
� Oh, me, too.
Me, too.
1008
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,963
[cheers and applause]
1009
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,055
� That being said��
oh, my God.
1010
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,788
Don't ever make that face
ever again.
1011
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,563
[laughing]
� I look so good.
1012
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:40,932
� In that case,
let's meet our final act.
1013
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,332
Here to prove
that laughter is elementary,
1014
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,004
this is Lucas Bohn.
1015
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,713
� Oh!
[hollering]
1016
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,306
What's going on?
What's going on?
1017
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:52,608
Ow, ow!
1018
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,310
[cheers and applause]
1019
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,452
While teaching
elementary school,
1020
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:59,918
I learned that children were
a constant source of humor.
1021
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,818
Now, listen,
these next examples
1022
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,920
of student work are wrong.
1023
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,262
But technically,
if you have a sense of humor
1024
00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:08,527
like I do, they're not wrong.
1025
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,826
Cause and effect, here we go.
1026
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,099
Cause:
Dan practices the trumpet
1027
00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:14,698
30 minutes every day.
1028
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,999
Effect: he is a big nerd.
1029
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,841
Yes.
� [laughs]
1030
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,237
� That is not the answer
we were going for,
1031
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,979
but that is not
incorrect either, okay?
1032
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,105
From first grade,
also cause and effect.
1033
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,852
Cause: Jane has three pet cats.
1034
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,619
Effect: she will die alone.
1035
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,148
Yes, she will.
1036
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:38,193
[all laughing]
1037
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,389
� Science and history.
1038
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,490
It says,
"What event ended in 1814?"
1039
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,003
Kid wrote: 1813.
1040
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,095
[laughter]
1041
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,598
Doesn't end there.
U. S. history, here it comes.
1042
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,001
Where was the American
1043
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,572
Declaration of Independence
signed?
1044
00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,711
Kid wrote: at the bottom.
1045
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:58,437
Yeah.
� [laughing]
1046
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,253
� From math class,
conversions.
1047
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,575
Here we go.
1048
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:03,779
Billy has 23 tacos.
1049
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,622
He eats 16 tacos.
1050
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,217
What does he have now?
1051
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,448
Todd wrote: diarrhea.
1052
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,994
Yes.
1053
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:14,389
That's not a math answer,
but it's correct, all right?
1054
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:16,802
� [laughs]
1055
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,025
� Teddy has six Skittles.
1056
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,900
He takes seven Skittles
from you.
1057
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,570
What does he have now?
1058
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:25,138
Five�year�old boy wrote:
1059
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,436
a black eye.
1060
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,967
Yes.
[laughter]
1061
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,413
Second part of the question,
show your work.
1062
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,779
This is what
the five�year�old wrote.
1063
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:36,108
Bang!
That's what I'm talking about!
1064
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:38,254
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Lucas Bohn.
1065
00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:40,649
You guys have been great.
Thank you so much.
1066
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,192
[laughs]
Yeah!
1067
00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:45,889
Y'all were great!
1068
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:48,730
Thanks a lot, man.
Thank you.
1069
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,226
� Jeff.
1070
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,798
� We've seen people get laughs
with something they've sang.
1071
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:57,498
We've seen people get laughs
without saying anything.
1072
00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,842
Now you��you're getting laughs,
really, off the written word.
1073
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,509
It's so hard to define comedy.
It's like, what is it?
1074
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,908
But I don't know what it is.
1075
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,779
It's just
if it makes you laugh,
1076
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,448
and this made me laugh.
1077
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:10,916
� Thanks.
1078
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:12,515
� Chrissy?
� Yes.
1079
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,717
� Your thoughts.
1080
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,288
� Oh, my gosh,
that had to have been
1081
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:17,916
the loudest roar
I've ever heard in this room.
1082
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,292
People loved it.
1083
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,530
That is so my humor.
1084
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,326
The only issue I have
1085
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:26,558
is that because
I'm on the internet so much
1086
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,634
and because
I'm constantly online,
1087
00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,803
whether it's Reddit
or Twitter or Instagram,
1088
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,442
I'm always looking at memes.
1089
00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:33,937
I just knew every answer,
1090
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,838
and so it was hard
for me to laugh again at it.
1091
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,240
� That's fine.
1092
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,452
� Only because I live
on the internet, I've seen it.
1093
00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:41,905
� Gotcha.
1094
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,153
� I wasn't as far ahead of it
every single time
1095
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,018
as Chrissy I guess was.
1096
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,087
The only one I was ahead of
was the diarrhea one,
1097
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,556
but I guess any time you talk
about multiple tacos
1098
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,725
that's kind of where
that joke usually winds up.
1099
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,325
It makes me wonder
what else you have.
1100
00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,727
But they were all solid,
especially the black eye
1101
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,770
and then the illustration
of the black eye.
1102
00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,295
Just through the roof,
you know what I mean?
1103
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,400
So you did a great job, yeah.
� Thanks, man.
1104
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,902
� Yeah.
� Thank you.
1105
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,214
� Give it up one more time
for Lucas Bohn.
1106
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,876
� Thank you.
both: Thank you.
1107
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,005
[cheers and applause]
1108
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,151
� That is gonna be
a tough one to judge, though,
1109
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,546
because that's not fair
that just because I've seen it
1110
00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:18,648
he can't go on.
1111
00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,390
� It was tight.
1112
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,945
� Judges, we have seen
1113
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,594
all of tonight's acts.
1114
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,090
But I'm not the one
making the big decision.
1115
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,732
Hah.
� This is hard.
1116
00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:31,397
I mean, we sit up there
and it's like,
1117
00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:33,156
everybody that goes up here
is a pro.
1118
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,604
I mean, everybody's good
at what they do.
1119
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,300
But we gotta pick
the funniest acts of the night.
1120
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,643
This is a tough week.
1121
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:42,938
� Here we go.
1122
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,941
[suspenseful music]
1123
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,554
♪ ♪
1124
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:50,917
� Feel like
the judges' decision��
1125
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:52,945
if they don't, like,
pick both of us...
1126
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,051
� Yeah.
� Then we go, "Wait"...
1127
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,223
� Yeah.
1128
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,590
� How about you just��
we're together.
1129
00:40:57,588 --> 00:40:59,258
� Yeah, yeah, yeah.
� It's like One Direction.
1130
00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:00,927
� So you know
there's only six spots?
1131
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:02,425
� Six spots.
� Right, it's ten of us.
1132
00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:03,997
� There's ten of us.
Four people gotta go.
1133
00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,525
� Four people gotta go.
� He��I want him to go.
1134
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:06,930
He too tall.
1135
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:09,471
� The judges have made
their decisions.
1136
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,437
Judges, it's time
1137
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:14,136
to reveal the final six spots.
1138
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:17,408
� Moving on
to the next round is...
1139
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:19,438
The Valleyfolk!
1140
00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:20,784
� ♪ Why so serious? ♪
1141
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,008
� Mole.
� Mole people.
1142
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,254
� ♪ Why so serious? ♪
1143
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:28,019
� It's Miss Tacarra Williams.
1144
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,189
� ♪ I still remember ♪
1145
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,388
♪ We weren't grown up
like this ♪
1146
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,730
� Erica Rhodes, you're going
to the next round.
1147
00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:36,586
� ♪ Oh�oh ♪
1148
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,534
♪ Why so serious? ♪
1149
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:40,669
� The Chris & Paul show.
1150
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,925
� ♪ Oh, why so serious? ♪
1151
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:45,074
� ♪ Serious ♪
� ♪ Can someone tell me? ♪
1152
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,399
� [shushing]
1153
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:47,974
[both shushing]
1154
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,812
� Chrissy,
1155
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,637
who will be next?
1156
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:53,712
� Lewberger!
� Yeah!
1157
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,711
[cheers and applause]
1158
00:41:56,714 --> 00:42:00,184
♪ ♪
1159
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,194
� All right, as you can see
we've only got one spot left.
1160
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,658
Jeff?
1161
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,056
� Rocky Dale Davis,
you're going to the next round.
1162
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:11,829
[cheers and applause]
1163
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,929
� Yeah!
Let's go!
1164
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,372
� All right, let's hear it
one more time
1165
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:20,097
for our six acts moving on
to the Comedy Clash!
1166
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,374
A big thank you
to the best�looking judges
1167
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,913
in the business.
1168
00:42:23,908 --> 00:42:26,638
Give yourselves a round
of applause.
1169
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:29,054
You've been the best crowd
we've ever had.
1170
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,917
I've been Amanda Seales.
Good�night.
1171
00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:34,686
� ♪ Why so serious? ♪
� ♪ Serious ♪
1172
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,385
� ♪ Why we so serious? ♪
1173
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,057
♪ Oh, why so serious? ♪
� ♪ Serious ♪
1174
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,757
� ♪ When did we get
like this? ♪
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