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Subtitle Rip; TheHeLL
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Hold on 'cause I'm letting go
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I'm gonna lasso your heart like a rodeo
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I'm gonna give you some
Till you want some more
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'Cause all I see is an open door
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And I see where it's leading me
All of this energy
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Been bottled up way too long
It's powerful, powerful
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You see what I'm getting at
I'm ready for all of that
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If I'm not a star, you're blind
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I've got rings on my fingers
And glitter in my hair
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I've got a one-way ticket
And I just got here
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I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
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I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
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I've got high heel stilettos
And I'm kicking in doors
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And kissing your ass
Ain't what my lipstick's for
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I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
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I'm gonna run this town
Run this town
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Where's breakfast?
I want waffles, spaghetti!
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Spaghetti waffles! Whoo. Whoo!
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Victor. Victor.
Please wait in the house, please.
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My body is entering hunger shock.
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Oh, bad news.
The cat pooped in the den.
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Worse news, I used your blanket
to clean it up.
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- We don't have a cat.
- No kidding.
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Oh. L... Sorry.
I didn't think you'd be awake.
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You have an appointment...
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...with Guy Morgan,
I didn't think you'd wanna be late.
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Oh, look at you thinking. Cute.
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But I always have time for my portrait.
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Look alive. Paint.
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I'm feeling spiritually blocked.
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Draw me a sesame seed bath.
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Bath. Now.
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Now, make momma look more beautiful
and thinner.
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And make that water more quiet.
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- Bev, you awake?
- Of course I'm awake.
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If I waited for you, I'd never be on time.
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Lucky you never wait for me then.
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Victor, no.
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Uh, don't you want a glass?
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Hmm. Earthy. A tad fishy.
Lovely gravel finish.
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Did you let Victor put worms
in the blender again?
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Yes. I mean, no.
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I mean, it just happened.
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You know nothing can kill me.
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Nothing.
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Step on it, Katie.
I cannot be late for this meeting.
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Just run them over if you have to.
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Hello? No, the kids don't need a library.
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I am the dean, and the dean gets
what she wants, and I wanna remodel.
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You're just boring. I'm being honest.
I don't know what else to tell you.
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And I wanted my office done
for my meeting with Guy Morgan...
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...the music mogul, but no.
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And using Bollywood
as a theme for the dance?
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That's totally un-American.
I don't care if it was my idea.
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Hello.
Oh. Oh.
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I'm Dean Van Ravensway,
and you must be...
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- Guy Morgan.
- Ah, yes. Guy Morgan, a pleasure.
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You look like a man who knows things.
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Aha, even some things I shouldn't know.
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- And I'm Luke.
Great.
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So tell me, Guy, is it true?
Are you the new judge on Idol?
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Well, let's just say
that Randy may be in the doghouse.
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- Now, let's talk about my son.
- Of course.
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- Have you reviewed your schedule, Luke?
- Yes, I have.
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In fact, um, I'd like to add a music class.
Um, the music theory...
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Wellesley has a great business program.
That's why we're here.
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There are two types of people
in the music biz: Artists and businessmen.
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- Luke is a businessman.
- Of course.
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Katie, get in here. Look alive.
Make yourself useful.
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Luke is gonna need a tour of the campus.
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So text Bev and ask her
to escort Mr. Morgan around campus.
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Now, Luke, if you are half as talented
a producer as your father...
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The verdict's still out.
He hasn't earned it.
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Heard the story of how I started
in the music business?
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- Yes, everybody's heard it, Dad.
- Then everybody should know how it goes.
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There I was,
working for The Rolling Stones...
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...when Mick himself...
- Dad.
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Fine. As I said,
the verdict is still out on my son.
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He just produced an album
with the Fruity Dangers?
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Do you mean Danger Fruit?
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That record was amazing.
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I forgot what they were called because
they made me absolutely no money.
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Thank you. Rare I meet anyone
who's heard their album.
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What, are you kidding?
They're a cult phenomenon.
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I'm sorry. Why are you talking?
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What I need is for Luke to learn
to spot a commercially viable star.
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Image drives the bottom line, right?
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I feel you. Would we have Bieber Fever
if he were an ugly troll?
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Actually, he is a tad hobbit-like, isn't he?
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I'd like Luke
to produce your Semester Showcase...
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...to see if he can identify sellable talent.
- I produce the Semester Showcase.
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I will double your Showcase budget.
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I will invite every talent scout I know.
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This could be the beginning
of a relationship...
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...between Wellesley
and Kensington Records.
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Looks like we have a new producer.
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Oh, and this is my daughter, Bev.
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Bev, this is the platinum-selling,
Grammy-winning...
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...and very handsome producer,
Guy Morgan.
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Could you give his son, Luke, a tour?
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Sure. Would you like
to see the Wellesley perks?
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Um, yes, brilliant. Sure.
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- Katie.
I love your accent.
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Katie.
Wanna come over tonight?
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What are you still doing here? Go.
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Guy and I have things we need to discuss.
Out. Now.
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So, Guy, you've gotta tell me,
what was that like working under Mick?
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Watch out.
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- Dangerous balls.
- Ha, ha. Thanks.
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- So you womanned up and did it?
Hey!
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- Oh, I did it.
Hey!
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- What happened?
Can we have our ball?
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I didn't give my CD to Luke.
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I snuck it in his dad's bag.
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But Guy Morgan has your demo.
That's huge. What you need is a champion.
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No, what I need is to graduate.
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You giving our ball back or what?
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Oh, do you want this?
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She shoots, she scores.
Unlike you, soccer boy.
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Oh, so spill it. Is Luke Morgan
as hot as everyone Tweets he is?
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Hotter.
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You should ask him to the dance.
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Because I'm so forward with guys.
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First time for everything, right?
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- Hi, Luke.
- Hello.
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You have to hear my demo.
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It's a retro-funk-jazz explosion.
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Back off. I was here first.
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Hold on, hold up. Please hold on.
My boy does not want your demos yet.
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Walk away. Move along. Bye.
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It was nice chatting
or whatever that was.
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- Yes, hi, I'm, uh...
- Luke Morgan, right?
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Who is producing the Showcase.
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I don't think I'm gonna do the Showcase,
so I need to keep a low profile...
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Yeah, yeah. Listen close now.
There's two kinds of people in this school.
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There are the wannabes
and there's gonnabes.
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You and I, we're gonnabes. What do we do?
We stay away from the wannabes, all right?
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And girls named Yolanda. There are three
of them and they are certifiably...
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Crazy? You attract
crazy women? Shocking.
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It may seem like I don't have game,
but ladies love a listener.
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Plus, I'm telling you,
let me help you find acts.
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- Ah, so you're a talent scout?
- Well, bottom line, I'm a DJ.
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- Oh, you're a DJ as well?
- Check this.
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Whoa.
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Okay, yes. You could be very useful.
It was nice meeting you.
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You got a girl for the dance?
Because I can hook you up.
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Uh, no. Thanks.
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Uh, but what do you know
about Bev Van Ravensway?
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- Supposed to see her tonight.
- Bev?
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- Yeah.
- She's hot...
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...but the girl
is mad, mad drama, okay?
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I am talking to you
and you don't even know my name.
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- I'm Mickey O'Malley.
- Mickey O'Malley.
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A rarity in the Irish community.
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Om.
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RAVl: Om.
- Om.
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- Om.
- Om!
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This is not a contest, Ms. Gail.
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Just concentrate on your breathing.
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My butt is numb.
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If your butt is suffering,
then you are suffering.
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In fact, your entire life is suffering. Why?
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Because you crave
that which is meaningless.
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Are you calling me shallow?
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No, I'm saying to stop your craving
and release your butt.
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Just release it. Release it, yeah.
Release that butt.
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Release that butt
Oh, yeah, release that butt
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Oh, yeah, release that butt
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Mrs. Van Ravensway?
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What part
of "if you interrupt my meditation...
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...I will jerk your tail in a knot"
do you not understand?
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You told me
to tell you when dinner was ready.
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Oh, thank God.
I'm craving some bourbon.
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Victor.
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- Oh. Um, dinner's ready.
- Tell me something I don't know.
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Do you have any idea how stressful it is
to run this academy?
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Yes, I spent the money at the spa.
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Five thousand dollars a night
is not very expensive...
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... when you think about the alternative,
which is me having a nervous breakdown.
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Ow.
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What are you doing?
I'm on the phone.
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- I'm cleansing.
Heh, heh.
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Mac and cheese.
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I don't need your spiritual counseling.
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I'm thinking of firing you.
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Pace yourself, Ms. Gail,
or you will not be one with everything.
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Honey, that's what I got you for.
Now, make me one with everything.
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This Showcase is giving me the vapors.
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How did this become my life?
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Did I ever tell you all about the time
I nearly got my big break?
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Yes.
- Good.
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Then you all know how it goes.
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I ain't gonna leap, I'm gonna jump
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Find my way right out of this dump
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- I had talent, and they made me...
A laughingstock.
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Now look at me.
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I got two ungrateful kids...
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...a dwarfish, hairy, elfin servant...
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...and a random
tablecloth-wearing Asian...
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- Indian.
- Who makes no sense at all, ever.
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Why don't you have another drink, Mom.
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Katie, napkin me.
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I have got to impress Guy Morgan...
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...so I can stop pretending to care
about this insufferable school...
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...and we can all move to Hollywood where
no one pretends to care about anything.
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Mom, I think that you're forgetting
about the most important thing. Me.
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Guy will give me a deal
as soon as he hears me sing.
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- I doubt that.
- No, I've been practicing really hard.
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My voice teacher says
I've transcended to a whole new level.
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Yeah, I doubt it.
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When my first single drops,
I'll buy you that mansion...
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...in the Hollywood Hills...
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...and you can finally afford
to have your legs lengthened.
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- Oh, ba...
- Ms. Gail.
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- Miss Bev has clarity.
Katie.
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- You see...
- Look.
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- The lowly peasant tills the soil
for 40 years without any rain.
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But the unemployed salesman
who has recently discovered hydroponics...
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...all of a sudden gets disgusted by the...
- And see? No sense.
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- That didn't make any sense.
- Let me finish. You...
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Oh, I doubt it. You have me pray all day.
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- I don't feel nothing.
- You don't have a soul.
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No, you don't have soul.
- I have a many souls. I'll give you one.
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- Where's your third eye? Turn that thing on.
- I have a fourth eye too. You wanna see it?
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- What?
- Shh.
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I wanna be 6'4". Wow me, Bev.
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Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
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Just stop. Stop the wowing, okay?
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What's wrong?
- Somehow you've gotten worse.
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I don't know how that was possible...
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...but there isn't enough Auto-Tune
that's gonna fix you.
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- Well, Katie's bad playing threw me off.
- I don't think it was that.
234
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,920
Again.
235
00:14:39,094 --> 00:14:40,652
Really? Okay.
236
00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:46,461
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
237
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,761
Ouch.
238
00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:50,997
I could belch the song better.
239
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,769
Have you been drinking
the floor wax again?
240
00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,411
Anything to forget I live here.
241
00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:59,480
Ugh. My head is buzzing
like a skeeter on a septic tank.
242
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,550
- Ravi, meditate me.
Good luck, buddy.
243
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:07,582
Well, it doesn't matter,
because I have my own plan.
244
00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:14,160
Does it make me a bad person
that I kind of enjoyed that?
245
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,059
No.
246
00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:18,529
Hmm. Nice work.
247
00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:34,012
- Guess who's on his way over.
- Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
248
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,651
Guess or prepare to get creamed.
249
00:15:47,129 --> 00:15:50,223
Victor! Victor! Victor, stop!
250
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:56,833
I've got rings on my fingers
251
00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:58,098
And glitter in my hair
252
00:15:58,273 --> 00:16:02,369
I've got a one-way ticket
And I just got here
253
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,875
I'm gonna run...
254
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,810
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Victor, what are you doing?
255
00:16:07,249 --> 00:16:08,546
Victor!
256
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,948
Victor, where did you put my clothes?
257
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,282
- Surprise!
- What? No.
258
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,420
I'm gonna kill you. Victor!
259
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:30,498
Oh, hi, Katie.
260
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,072
You are evil. Let me in.
261
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,677
I control every lock on this property.
262
00:16:35,844 --> 00:16:37,505
Crap.
263
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,611
This is insane.
264
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:46,846
Yeah, try the shed, it's unlocked, idiot.
265
00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:58,725
You gotta be kidding me.
266
00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:02,096
Crap.
267
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:09,002
How did such an untalented daughter
spring from my loins?
268
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:12,978
Focus, Ms. Gail. We are making
an offering to your personal deity.
269
00:17:13,148 --> 00:17:15,275
Tell him to give me fame and fortune.
270
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,146
Not exactly how it works.
271
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,879
Now, breathe through your Mula Bandha.
272
00:17:20,055 --> 00:17:23,115
Oh, honey, if I could do that,
I'd get a million hits on YouTube.
273
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,522
How much longer is this gonna take?
Ugh.
274
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,821
The prayer or the fame and fortune?
275
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:31,632
Ha, ha. See you later.
276
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,671
Victor.
277
00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:44,945
Katie?
278
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,378
- Luke.
- Katie.
279
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:51,849
- Are you wearing a doormat?
- Yes.
280
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,784
- Welcome.
- Why, thank you.
281
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,655
The truth. Um...
282
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:02,294
My stepbrother locked me
outside of the house.
283
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:03,795
Naked.
284
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,131
Oh, sorry. You should...
You should take my jacket.
285
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,826
Oh.
- Oh, no, no.
286
00:18:11,273 --> 00:18:12,365
There.
287
00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:15,738
- Thanks. Now the pants.
- Hmm?
288
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,976
I'm kidding.
289
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,349
- You got me.
- Ha, ha.
290
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,710
No, no.
291
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:29,289
One more parent-teacher conference,
I swear I'm gonna lose it.
292
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,653
Look at me. I'm an educator.
293
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:36,925
I have no real skills. And I will die
before I go back to my daddy's farm.
294
00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:41,232
You tell my personal deity
to help me achieve Guy Morgan. Do it.
295
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:43,997
I'll put another banana on the altar.
296
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,537
What is that?
297
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,376
Do you hear angels singing?
298
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,516
Perhaps the gods
have answered your prayer.
299
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,446
Hey. What...?
300
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,790
- This is Gail Van Ravensway.
Hello.
301
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,595
Guy Morgan here. How are you?
302
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,897
Oh, well, hello, Guy.
303
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,336
What a surprise
to see you calling this number.
304
00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:20,532
Do you hear this?
305
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,370
I can justify
306
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,239
That's the demo your girl, Katie...
307
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,745
... slipped into my briefcase.
308
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,110
And it sounds like money, dear.
309
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,149
She gave you a CD?
310
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,687
Oh, well. Well, ain't that the berries.
311
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,792
Ravi, what frigging god did you pray to?
312
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:45,125
Guy, yeah, it seems someone's
not being entirely honest here.
313
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,297
Katie, somebody get that door!
314
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,997
So...
315
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,002
...that meeting today...
316
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,975
...it was obvious
that your dad doesn't get you.
317
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:00,372
He's an idiot for not liking your music.
318
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:02,983
Well, it's... It's complicated.
319
00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:04,446
I'm gonna just, uh...
320
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:07,821
Is it as complicated as me...
321
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:11,118
...getting stuck outside
in only a welcome mat?
322
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:15,124
That's not complicated.
That is a gift from God.
323
00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:22,833
Luke. Katie. What are you doing?
324
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:26,065
Well, it seems your brother
is Satan's very own personal Mini-Me.
325
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,505
Oh, I know, tell me about it. Come on in.
326
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,142
Oh, my God, did you work out today?
327
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,114
- Sit down.
- Ooh, look at this.
328
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:40,380
- Ha, ha. Some lemonade.
- Why, thank you.
329
00:20:40,555 --> 00:20:43,023
You know, my stepsister,
she has body issues...
330
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,352
...so I don't like
to discourage her nudity.
331
00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:46,721
That's interesting.
332
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,659
- She's absolutely lovely...
- Would you like an appetizer?
333
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,059
Oh, fromage.
334
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,860
I only have cheese.
335
00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:58,006
I just got off the phone
with Guy Morgan.
336
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,073
Your phone.
337
00:21:03,111 --> 00:21:05,978
He just loved that little demo
you left him.
338
00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:07,706
I have underestimated you.
339
00:21:08,283 --> 00:21:10,114
It'd make me proud
if I cared about you.
340
00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:13,379
- I didn't lie about anything.
- Oh, but, chicken, you did.
341
00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:16,183
At least that's what Guy thinks,
now that I've clarified.
342
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,556
I told him it was Bev's demo
and that you stole it from her.
343
00:21:20,729 --> 00:21:23,994
- But you can't do that. That's my song.
- It's Bev's song.
344
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,602
And Guy can't wait to see her perform it
at the Showcase.
345
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:30,897
If you try to contact him, I'll deny
everything and lock you in the basement.
346
00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:36,204
- She can't sing to save her life.
- No, but you can, can't you?
347
00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:39,640
Now, let's hear this amazing voice.
348
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:49,683
Like a malignant tumor
She's got no sense of humor
349
00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:53,954
Just like a swollen blister
It's best to just resist her
350
00:21:54,129 --> 00:21:57,895
She's not exactly a witch
She's just a terrible bi...
351
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,028
Well, your lyrics stink.
352
00:22:00,202 --> 00:22:02,363
But Guy's right, you've got chops.
353
00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,303
Do you know what other instruments
I'm good at?
354
00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:12,335
I have a feeling I could get in trouble
with a question like that.
355
00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:14,749
I like trouble.
356
00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:17,410
Hey, kids.
357
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,156
- Good evening, Miss Van Ravensway.
- Sorry, I need you to go. Now.
358
00:22:22,324 --> 00:22:25,088
Family emergency. I need Bev
to help me pass a kidney stone.
359
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:29,094
- So she had a lovely evening. Ta-ta.
- Are you trying to ruin my life?
360
00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:34,631
I have figured out a way for you
to wow Guy Morgan in the Showcase.
361
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:37,304
- So you do think I've improved?
- Oh, no, honey.
362
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:40,132
But my month of spiritual devotion
has taught me...
363
00:22:40,308 --> 00:22:42,276
...that God works in annoying ways.
364
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,504
How am I to wow Guy Morgan
if I supposedly can't sing?
365
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,740
You can't, but Katie can.
366
00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:51,613
- What?
- I know. Like I said, annoying.
367
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,086
We'll record her voice
and you will lip synch.
368
00:22:55,257 --> 00:22:57,088
What if I don't want to?
369
00:22:58,193 --> 00:23:01,924
Don't you get snarky with me,
you ungrateful toad.
370
00:23:02,097 --> 00:23:04,156
- I saved your life.
- You didn't do anything.
371
00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:06,596
- My dad married you.
- Yeah, and then he died.
372
00:23:06,768 --> 00:23:10,329
I tried to put you in foster care,
but they was all fulled up on ugly.
373
00:23:10,505 --> 00:23:11,995
- Funny.
- I thought it was...
374
00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:13,641
...because you don't wanna look bad.
375
00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:17,370
Katie, if you don't sing...
376
00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:20,674
...I'm gonna find a way for that savings
your dad left to disappear.
377
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:25,281
That means, you forget college,
moving out, you're stuck here with me.
378
00:23:25,454 --> 00:23:29,288
But, pumpkin, we're gonna have
so much fun growing old together.
379
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,359
Why don't you just have her perform
if you like her so much?
380
00:23:32,527 --> 00:23:34,791
Because, honey, look at you.
381
00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:37,090
You are a star.
382
00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:41,463
That is what Guy Morgan needs.
You, the star.
383
00:23:41,636 --> 00:23:43,194
I'm a star.
384
00:23:43,371 --> 00:23:47,535
- A bright, gassy star.
- Yes, you are.
385
00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:50,109
And Guy Morgan is gonna
give you a swimming pool...
386
00:23:50,278 --> 00:23:52,246
...shaped just like Colin Farrell.
387
00:23:52,414 --> 00:23:53,972
Every part of him.
388
00:23:54,149 --> 00:23:57,676
Or, Bev, you could just see every part
of Colin Farrell on the Internet.
389
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,617
And just leave me out of this.
390
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:04,450
- Okay, so how do we do this?
- First rule of Lie Club...
391
00:24:04,626 --> 00:24:06,526
...is don't talk about Lie Club.
392
00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:09,029
Which includes you, Katie.
393
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,893
As far as everyone knows,
you can't sing.
394
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,126
And no more talking to Luke or Guy.
395
00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:15,667
Are we clear?
396
00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:17,298
Crystal.
397
00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:22,233
Yeah, Dad, we're about to meet
some fresh talent right now.
398
00:24:22,410 --> 00:24:26,403
Remember when you signed Jay-Z?
No, you passed on him, my bad.
399
00:24:26,581 --> 00:24:29,049
Um, this is like that,
except it's gonna be brilliant.
400
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,548
Yeah. Okay.
401
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,846
- Yeah, okay. Bye.
- Dude, what'd he say?
402
00:24:33,021 --> 00:24:34,545
These guys you told me about are good?
403
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,090
Yes. The Oral Majority has potential.
They'll be here any second.
404
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:40,956
Talking about potential,
how was your little date with Bev?
405
00:24:41,129 --> 00:24:43,393
- Her mom kicked me out.
- I told you. Bev is drama.
406
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,123
Technically, it was Gail's drama.
407
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,427
But Bev's interesting, man. She's...
408
00:24:47,602 --> 00:24:49,069
I'm worried she's bonkers.
409
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,070
See, my last girlfriend, she was hot,
but absolutely mental.
410
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,902
I need a girl who's not gonna be
shipped to the loony bin.
411
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,839
Hang on, I'm gonna hit the facilities.
412
00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:58,707
Facilities. That's a new one.
413
00:24:59,147 --> 00:25:01,843
- Hey, man. Sorry we're late.
- Hey, what's good, y'all?
414
00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,747
Nobody talks to my boy
until he comes from the facilities.
415
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,114
We're here to impress.
416
00:25:06,288 --> 00:25:08,552
- Clear, right?
- Got it.
417
00:25:12,394 --> 00:25:14,862
When you're fighting just to keep it sane
418
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,294
Throw your will
At the eye of the hurricane
419
00:25:17,465 --> 00:25:19,660
- Sing it out
- Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
420
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:23,201
- Help me sing it out
- Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
421
00:25:23,371 --> 00:25:25,896
If you wanna find out who you are
Stop running
422
00:25:26,074 --> 00:25:29,339
In the end you'll figure out
It's all about nothing
423
00:25:29,511 --> 00:25:34,813
All night, it's gonna be all right
Hey, hey, hey, hey
424
00:25:34,983 --> 00:25:41,718
All right
Turn your dreams into your life
425
00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:44,414
That's good.
426
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,765
I'm clean. No one followed me.
And I got your intel.
427
00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:57,936
Oh, Katie, baby, your life sucks.
428
00:25:58,106 --> 00:26:00,006
Trust me, it gets worse.
429
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:04,637
Okay, dude, those guys, they
just went Oral Majority on me in there...
430
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,008
- I was trying to hold them back...
- You're right.
431
00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:09,116
They have potential and they're great.
432
00:26:09,284 --> 00:26:14,517
But first, my talent-finding friend,
promise me no more auditions in the bogs.
433
00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:16,884
- The what?
- The loo.
434
00:26:17,425 --> 00:26:19,188
- Bathroom. Toilet.
- Got it.
435
00:26:19,361 --> 00:26:21,955
All right. Okay, come on.
I wanna show you something.
436
00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:25,863
So now I have to rehearse in secret.
437
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,501
Why not not rehearse?
438
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,694
Make Bev sound bad. What do you care?
439
00:26:29,871 --> 00:26:32,863
No song, no savings account. No life.
440
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:37,477
People. Coming. Now.
441
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,847
Okay.
442
00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:45,784
Dude, what are we doing?
The suspense is killing me.
443
00:26:46,121 --> 00:26:47,884
Can you grab the mike?
444
00:26:48,056 --> 00:26:50,047
Not about to serenade
a brother, are you?
445
00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:52,056
Dude, with bromance, comes a fine line.
446
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:54,525
That I shall not cross.
447
00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:57,294
So sing something.
448
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:00,434
Okay.
449
00:27:04,572 --> 00:27:07,370
I'm lost in a world
That rattles my brain
450
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,033
I'm cleaning up my life
From the mess you made
451
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,610
Oh, oh
452
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,071
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
453
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,352
My soul's in debt, but my bills are paid
454
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,045
I'd give anything just to make an escape
455
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,814
Oh, oh
456
00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:24,952
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
457
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,895
So you can keep
Knocking, knocking, knocking
458
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,396
Baby, you're rockin'
But there ain't no way I'm ever letting you in
459
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:33,033
He's amazing.
460
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:36,097
Not again
461
00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,871
So keep on
Knocking, knocking, knocking
462
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:45,240
But, baby, you're better off walking
'Cause I ain't gonna let you in
463
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:46,971
Never again
464
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,677
I went out on a limb again
465
00:27:50,852 --> 00:27:53,412
I guess I had to lose to win
466
00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:57,957
I was too confused to know
Which way to turn
467
00:27:59,361 --> 00:28:02,023
- And she could be a millionaire...
- Crap.
468
00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:04,461
- Gail needs me to drive her home.
- I don't care
469
00:28:04,632 --> 00:28:07,294
'Cause, baby, there's nobody home
470
00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:09,960
Nobody's home at all, yeah
471
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,569
- What? Did you write that?
- Yeah.
472
00:28:16,745 --> 00:28:19,373
Reminds me of, um... Uh...
473
00:28:19,547 --> 00:28:22,880
- Danger Fruit, right? Danger Fruit.
- Ha, ha. Because I wrote their album too.
474
00:28:23,151 --> 00:28:25,642
Shut up. Took me forever
to find that bootleg online.
475
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:27,811
- I love that album. That's crazy.
- Yeah.
476
00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:30,287
My dad doesn't know.
And he thought the record...
477
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,153
...was a pile of crap.
478
00:28:32,427 --> 00:28:34,122
He thinks writing's a waste of time.
479
00:28:34,562 --> 00:28:38,396
Because he basically wants me
to be like him. Only with better hair.
480
00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:42,963
But the first thing I thought when
I heard those guys in the urinals was...
481
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,162
...good acoustics.
482
00:28:44,572 --> 00:28:48,406
Second thought was these guys,
these guys could be great.
483
00:28:48,576 --> 00:28:50,168
If you gave them your song.
484
00:28:51,579 --> 00:28:53,240
Mate, that's a brilliant idea.
485
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,678
- So put them in the Showcase?
- Put them in the Showcase.
486
00:28:56,851 --> 00:28:58,182
Yeah.
487
00:28:59,854 --> 00:29:06,384
You can never tell where this might go
488
00:29:06,694 --> 00:29:07,991
You wrote that song today?
489
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,621
- You've been home for what, two hours?
- It's like an answer to his song.
490
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,197
You really like this guy.
491
00:29:13,368 --> 00:29:15,063
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
492
00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:17,431
You have to sing that for him.
493
00:29:17,605 --> 00:29:21,097
What if you sang to him in secret?
494
00:29:22,911 --> 00:29:25,709
At the dance. Ta-da.
495
00:29:29,317 --> 00:29:32,150
Okay, I know the card's
like, really cheesy, but...
496
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,657
Oh, God, I hope you like it.
497
00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:40,483
Ange, it's beautiful,
but are you crazy?
498
00:29:40,662 --> 00:29:42,687
No, I know you're crazy.
499
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:43,888
Am not.
500
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,925
- What if he doesn't even like me?
- You'll both be in disguise.
501
00:29:48,102 --> 00:29:50,798
It's your chance to see
if he was really flirting with you.
502
00:29:50,972 --> 00:29:53,532
I was naked. Of course he was flirting.
503
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,404
And why even torture myself?
It's not like I can have him.
504
00:29:56,578 --> 00:29:58,512
Why not? Tell him how you feel.
505
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,707
If he feels the same way, you can reveal
your hot self and he won't tell Gail.
506
00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:06,178
And if he hates the song,
leave the disguise on.
507
00:30:09,123 --> 00:30:10,647
Okay.
508
00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:12,551
I'm going to the dance.
509
00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,058
That's my girl.
510
00:30:14,329 --> 00:30:18,322
Maurice, no, no.
Again, in Fran�ais, longer legs.
511
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,799
I wouldn't go in your closet
for a little while if I were you.
512
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:23,733
What? Why?
513
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,270
Hey. Wake up.
514
00:30:29,177 --> 00:30:30,735
Katie!
515
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:34,348
The cat has pooped in my closet.
I need you to clean it up.
516
00:30:34,516 --> 00:30:36,006
Go.
517
00:30:36,184 --> 00:30:37,913
I told you we don't have a cat.
518
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,417
Angie, heads up.
519
00:30:41,389 --> 00:30:42,686
Katie!
520
00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:49,625
What's going on?
521
00:30:49,797 --> 00:30:51,230
Nothing.
522
00:30:51,399 --> 00:30:54,527
I am, uh, re-organizing and labeling. I...
523
00:30:54,702 --> 00:30:57,000
I took up crochet.
Do you want new socks?
524
00:30:57,171 --> 00:31:01,232
I would make you a sweater, but I hear
that the arms, that they're really hard.
525
00:31:04,479 --> 00:31:08,643
Oh, you thought you could sneak off
and go to the dance.
526
00:31:08,816 --> 00:31:11,046
After what you pulled today with Guy.
527
00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,652
Oh, no, no.
528
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:15,311
Oh, no, no, no.
529
00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:17,788
You're on Victor watch tonight...
530
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,655
...tomorrow night and every night.
531
00:31:20,828 --> 00:31:21,852
Fun.
532
00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:25,158
I'll give Victor all the mothering
you don't have time for.
533
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,734
Oh, I wish you could be my mommy.
534
00:31:29,604 --> 00:31:31,629
I'm off to my cinnamon colonic.
535
00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:37,976
Hey. Get down.
You're gonna break yourself.
536
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,577
Or worse, the furniture.
537
00:31:40,882 --> 00:31:43,976
Hello?
- Hey.
538
00:31:44,252 --> 00:31:47,415
- You look like you're having fun.
- Always.
539
00:31:47,755 --> 00:31:50,815
Well, I couldn't let you not go to the dance
without me.
540
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,392
Besides, we have six hours
of shirtless Team Jacob.
541
00:31:53,561 --> 00:31:56,496
So let's just get this party started.
542
00:31:56,664 --> 00:32:00,691
- So is Victor driving you nuts?
- I swear to you, he's not human.
543
00:32:00,969 --> 00:32:04,268
I mean, can you really blame him, though?
Just look at this family.
544
00:32:05,473 --> 00:32:06,770
Victor, what are you doing?
545
00:32:16,751 --> 00:32:19,015
Oh, no. Great.
546
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,382
Eh, she actually looks prettier
that way.
547
00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:25,016
True. Ugh. Whatever.
548
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,322
Why did I ever think that tonight
could've been something special.
549
00:32:30,098 --> 00:32:32,362
Think Bev's all over Luke at the dance
right now?
550
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,831
They're probably making out. See?
551
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:38,200
- Victor, give it a rest.
- Just check it out. Come on.
552
00:32:41,409 --> 00:32:44,037
Luke is gonna produce
whoever wins the Showcase.
553
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,272
So we need a little insurance.
554
00:32:47,448 --> 00:32:50,645
- I know what I'm doing, Mother.
Do you?
555
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,419
I can't take it anymore, okay?
556
00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:56,648
I'm taking my life into my own hands.
557
00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:57,916
I'm talking to Luke.
558
00:32:58,526 --> 00:33:01,017
- Finally.
- Okay, but we have gotta be home...
559
00:33:01,195 --> 00:33:02,662
...before Gail gets here.
560
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,729
What about the demon spawn?
561
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:05,923
Mm-hm.
562
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,499
Right.
563
00:33:08,503 --> 00:33:09,902
Okay, just watch him.
564
00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:14,236
Hmm.
565
00:33:19,047 --> 00:33:21,038
Is that all you've got, Angela?
566
00:33:21,716 --> 00:33:22,740
Ravi?
567
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,944
My sister could catch that, jerknut.
568
00:33:27,121 --> 00:33:29,555
Put some nuts in that sack, ref.
569
00:33:31,693 --> 00:33:34,253
Miss Katie, I am most startled.
570
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,623
Obviously.
571
00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:38,655
All right. All right. Don't hate me.
572
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,391
Okay, don't hate me. I'm sorry.
573
00:33:40,568 --> 00:33:43,935
But my name ain't Ravi. It's Tony.
574
00:33:44,472 --> 00:33:47,600
- Tony.
- Tony Gupta from Jersey.
575
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:50,437
- From Jersey.
- I am half Indian.
576
00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:54,213
My friends call me Meatball
because I'm half Italian.
577
00:33:54,382 --> 00:33:56,247
Truth is I always wanted to be an actor.
578
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,141
But I never got my shot.
579
00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:00,549
I'm working at KFC,
and one day, Gail comes in...
580
00:34:00,722 --> 00:34:03,122
...she's like, "Are you Indian?"
I'm like, "What?"
581
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,486
She's like, "Are you a guru?"
I'm like:
582
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,150
"Who is asking?"
583
00:34:07,428 --> 00:34:10,795
She says, "Someone
who's paying for some spiritual guidance."
584
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:13,559
And I'm like, "Whaa! It's a miracle!"
585
00:34:13,735 --> 00:34:18,104
I finally get a chance to do
a total immersion into a character.
586
00:34:18,406 --> 00:34:20,670
Real training and I get paid.
Are you kidding me?
587
00:34:20,842 --> 00:34:23,242
Ravi is my King Lear.
588
00:34:23,578 --> 00:34:26,206
You wanna hear
the monologue from My Fair Lady?
589
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,574
- Oy, mate.
- No, thanks.
590
00:34:28,783 --> 00:34:31,479
I'm sorry I barged in. Whoops.
591
00:34:34,288 --> 00:34:37,951
Your secret's safe with me, okay?
But I need to ask you a favor.
592
00:34:38,626 --> 00:34:40,685
- Meatball.
- Ha, Meatball.
593
00:34:40,862 --> 00:34:43,330
Please watch Victor tonight
so I can go to the dance?
594
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,556
Are you kidding me? Done.
595
00:34:46,134 --> 00:34:47,465
Blow it up.
596
00:34:49,403 --> 00:34:50,961
Thank you.
597
00:35:00,782 --> 00:35:02,181
Whoa.
598
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,978
How am I supposed to find Luke
if everybody's got a mask?
599
00:35:05,153 --> 00:35:08,213
I never said this was
gonna be easy. Let's do some recon.
600
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:11,922
I am Assistant Principal
Dorothy Plumberg.
601
00:35:12,093 --> 00:35:15,324
No drinking. No texting. No kissing.
602
00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:21,001
Luke? No. Luke Morgan?
603
00:35:21,169 --> 00:35:24,798
No leaving the premises
and no experiencing joy of any kind.
604
00:35:25,506 --> 00:35:27,838
Luke? Ugh.
605
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,647
Where is he?
606
00:35:35,483 --> 00:35:38,281
That reminds me.
I got a new act for you to listen to.
607
00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:40,113
- Now?
- No time like it.
608
00:35:40,288 --> 00:35:42,722
- Dude, not again...
- We're called Big Pain Ticket.
609
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,788
I wanna kiss your apocalypse
610
00:35:49,964 --> 00:35:53,297
Wrap you in my Armageddon
611
00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:55,662
Sing you a twisted serenade
612
00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:58,600
They're good, but I'm worried
that chain saw's unsafe.
613
00:35:58,773 --> 00:36:01,207
Dude, the chain saw's,
like, the best part.
614
00:36:08,015 --> 00:36:09,073
I think I found him.
615
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,514
Well, he is blond.
616
00:36:14,622 --> 00:36:16,920
Oh, my God, what is she doing here?
617
00:36:18,826 --> 00:36:21,124
I hate teenage desperation.
618
00:36:21,295 --> 00:36:22,694
What are you doing here?
619
00:36:22,864 --> 00:36:25,697
Oh, honey, the prize pig
doesn't win the blue ribbon...
620
00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:27,892
...by covering up its third best asset.
621
00:36:28,069 --> 00:36:31,004
A, what does that even mean
and, B, did you just call me a pig?
622
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:33,003
Honey, I saw you making sweet love...
623
00:36:33,174 --> 00:36:35,642
...to a plate of Swedish meatballs
at the snack table.
624
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,206
It's now or never, babe.
625
00:36:41,749 --> 00:36:45,185
- What if she recognizes me?
- I'll distract her. Go.
626
00:36:45,353 --> 00:36:47,548
- So was I right or was I right?
- You were right.
627
00:36:47,722 --> 00:36:50,589
You have very cool taste.
Any more auditions in the men's...
628
00:36:50,758 --> 00:36:52,692
...and you're fired.
629
00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:59,257
- I know your secret.
- Which secret is that?
630
00:37:01,869 --> 00:37:03,359
I heard you sing at school.
631
00:37:03,604 --> 00:37:04,730
You were amazing.
632
00:37:04,906 --> 00:37:05,964
Do I know you?
633
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,905
- I wanna show you something.
- What's your name?
634
00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:17,308
Angela, what are you doing?
635
00:37:17,952 --> 00:37:20,443
I'd like to make a request.
636
00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:27,792
I will make your night. I promise.
637
00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:29,327
Miss Van R.
638
00:37:29,964 --> 00:37:32,364
Is it true you wanted to be a dancer
when you were younger...
639
00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:33,727
...but were never good enough?
640
00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:36,763
Who told you that?
641
00:37:54,488 --> 00:37:55,921
Well, now, how lovely.
642
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:59,287
But I've seen better dancing
in a Filipino prison, sugar.
643
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,586
Oh!
644
00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:04,993
Really? Because I think
I just challenged you to a dance battle.
645
00:38:09,337 --> 00:38:12,431
Would Luke Morgan please pick up
the white courtesy phone?
646
00:38:12,606 --> 00:38:15,507
Luke Morgan, white courtesy phone.
647
00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:23,011
Hold on. What is that?
You've never seen a guitar before?
648
00:38:23,351 --> 00:38:26,047
You hid a guitar in there.
You hiding anything else?
649
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:27,482
Follow me.
650
00:38:32,526 --> 00:38:34,357
Oh, wow.
651
00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:42,394
Madam, while your exquisite eyes
tell of a radiant, but mischievous beauty...
652
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:45,170
...I have grown impatient.
653
00:38:45,339 --> 00:38:49,036
Off with your veil,
so that I may know the truth.
654
00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:51,738
Or not.
655
00:38:54,015 --> 00:38:57,041
I'm hoping this answers
a lot of your questions.
656
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:06,818
I can see it from the spark in your eyes
657
00:39:08,129 --> 00:39:12,361
You believe in all the things
You've denied
658
00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:16,060
You wanna fly
And leave your worries behind
659
00:39:16,237 --> 00:39:20,230
Don't you? Don't you?
660
00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:25,542
Well, now I'm knocking
At your front door
661
00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:31,011
And I'm looking for the right cure
662
00:39:31,685 --> 00:39:35,382
I'm still a little bit unsure
663
00:39:35,856 --> 00:39:38,689
Okay, now take off that veil.
664
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,252
Uh-uh.
665
00:42:19,186 --> 00:42:21,780
I think I've blown something.
666
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:25,016
Does anyone else smell cinnamon?
667
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,186
Move it, fatso.
668
00:42:30,931 --> 00:42:37,530
You can never tell where this might go
669
00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:41,901
Okay, you are blowing my mind.
You have to show me who you are.
670
00:42:54,455 --> 00:42:55,888
- We have to go.
- What?
671
00:42:56,056 --> 00:42:58,081
- Come.
- No, Ange.
672
00:42:58,259 --> 00:43:00,819
In the middle of a really big moment
right now.
673
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,963
Someone had an accident
and went home.
674
00:43:05,432 --> 00:43:06,797
I'm so sorry.
675
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,729
What...? You...?
676
00:43:09,436 --> 00:43:11,097
Hey. Wait.
677
00:43:11,272 --> 00:43:12,500
But who are you?
678
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,267
Over here. Go, go, go.
679
00:43:23,417 --> 00:43:26,443
- We beat her.
- I love you for this.
680
00:43:44,905 --> 00:43:46,930
Interesting babysitting attire.
681
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,643
I should've known
you'd go behind my back again.
682
00:43:51,078 --> 00:43:54,013
And that Paula Abdul wannabe,
trying to distract me.
683
00:43:54,348 --> 00:43:56,543
Don't talk about her like that.
684
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,715
Your friend wants to be a choreographer,
if memory serves.
685
00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,450
She might've made a decent one
if she hadn't gotten herself expelled.
686
00:44:05,626 --> 00:44:07,890
Guess she can kiss
them Juilliard dreams goodbye.
687
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:11,122
Look, I'll do whatever you want.
Okay? Just leave Ange out of this.
688
00:44:11,432 --> 00:44:14,560
That depends if you pull another stunt
like tonight, sugar.
689
00:44:15,469 --> 00:44:18,597
- I won't.
- I'll be taking this.
690
00:44:25,112 --> 00:44:28,343
Only her eyes were piercing out
through this veil, but her voice...
691
00:44:28,515 --> 00:44:30,574
How hot was the girl
on a scale of one to 10?
692
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,685
- An 11.
- The hotness scale only goes 10.
693
00:44:32,853 --> 00:44:34,548
Yeah, this girl has love potential.
694
00:44:34,722 --> 00:44:37,020
- Ooh, love.
- Shut it.
695
00:44:38,392 --> 00:44:42,522
We are gonna do this for hours
until we get it right. Even if it takes hours.
696
00:44:43,497 --> 00:44:47,092
Now, sing like your life depends on it.
Because, sugar, it does.
697
00:44:48,168 --> 00:44:49,795
We're recording.
698
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,935
Plug in the mike
699
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,334
Open the curtain
700
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,875
Turn on the lights
701
00:44:56,043 --> 00:44:57,772
I'm through rehearsing
702
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,277
- Dang, she's good, man.
- Told you, man.
703
00:45:00,447 --> 00:45:01,675
Check this out, all right?
704
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:05,444
Thirty-nine girls in the singing program
which means 85 percent...
705
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,450
...have music during the sixth period.
706
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,452
So your girl's in one of those rooms.
707
00:45:09,656 --> 00:45:11,681
The feeling ignites
708
00:45:11,859 --> 00:45:13,019
I'm in control
709
00:45:13,193 --> 00:45:15,161
Oh, cut. Cut.
710
00:45:15,329 --> 00:45:17,194
That was subpar at best.
711
00:45:17,364 --> 00:45:19,889
From the top, pretty please.
712
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,933
Amazing grace
713
00:45:24,104 --> 00:45:25,662
It's cool, I got this.
714
00:45:25,839 --> 00:45:28,205
Ladies, all my single ladies.
715
00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:31,401
My boy Luke here has a special favor
to ask of you, all right?
716
00:45:31,578 --> 00:45:34,672
He needs vocals
for this big show coming up, so...
717
00:45:34,848 --> 00:45:36,406
- My name is...
- Luke Morgan.
718
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:39,717
You will put me in the Showcase.
Oh, yes, you will.
719
00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:43,815
- Maybe I could ask you to sing first?
- I am so gonna rock your world.
720
00:45:44,091 --> 00:45:47,424
I love the way you love me, Luke
721
00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:50,188
Inside my head every night
722
00:45:50,364 --> 00:45:52,832
You come and kiss me good night
723
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,094
Whatever you see is what you get
724
00:45:56,270 --> 00:45:58,795
Why don't you not suck
and do it again, okay?
725
00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:05,137
I wanna be with you forever...
726
00:46:05,312 --> 00:46:08,281
What is going on in here? Disgusting.
727
00:46:08,449 --> 00:46:11,282
You two boys are not in my class.
Stop. Wait.
728
00:46:17,324 --> 00:46:20,521
Stop. Wait. Stop.
729
00:46:39,646 --> 00:46:41,944
I got nothing to lose
730
00:46:42,115 --> 00:46:43,309
I've been exposed
731
00:46:43,484 --> 00:46:45,782
I'm paying my dues
732
00:46:45,953 --> 00:46:47,318
Playing the role
733
00:46:48,155 --> 00:46:50,282
- Oh, really?
- We are back where we started.
734
00:46:50,457 --> 00:46:51,583
This is not good.
735
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,957
That's her. That's her voice.
736
00:46:55,128 --> 00:46:56,959
Don't think you can get away from me.
737
00:46:57,130 --> 00:46:59,530
- Step aside. Step aside.
- Please. Wait.
738
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:03,136
Okay. But first, why don't you
just both audition for me.
739
00:47:03,303 --> 00:47:04,327
Listen...
740
00:47:04,505 --> 00:47:07,941
Luke, you are the one for me, yes you are
741
00:47:08,108 --> 00:47:09,769
You just don't know it yet
742
00:47:21,622 --> 00:47:25,615
Make you believe in me
743
00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:28,784
I can be what you want me to be
744
00:47:28,962 --> 00:47:32,591
Tonight is the night
Where I make you see
745
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,702
That I can be
Anything, anything, anything
746
00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:40,670
I'll make you believe in me
747
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:44,109
I can be what you want me to be
748
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:47,338
Tonight is the night
Where I make you see
749
00:47:49,149 --> 00:47:51,083
It was you?
750
00:47:51,752 --> 00:47:54,846
- Oh, sorry to interrupt.
- Oh, no, honey. Interrupt away.
751
00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:59,623
I didn't think I'd see you. It was killing me.
Because I felt like we connected.
752
00:48:01,261 --> 00:48:04,287
Excuse me.
Uh, how exactly did you two connect?
753
00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:07,228
Yeah, how did we? I mean, we did.
754
00:48:07,401 --> 00:48:09,528
- Through...
- With your lyrics. They just...
755
00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:12,900
- I can't get them out of my head.
- My lyrics. Yeah.
756
00:48:13,173 --> 00:48:14,936
Well, how wonderful.
757
00:48:15,108 --> 00:48:18,475
But, uh, Bev has to prepare
for her Showcase audition.
758
00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:20,909
Oh, no. She doesn't need to audition.
You're in.
759
00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:24,213
Do you wanna grab a bite later?
760
00:48:24,384 --> 00:48:25,476
- Yeah.
Wait.
761
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,887
You have a date with detention.
762
00:48:28,055 --> 00:48:29,522
Actually, he has a date with me.
763
00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:31,419
Dear me, did I not fire you?
764
00:48:31,592 --> 00:48:34,288
- I have tenure.
- One call and you're wearing a paper hat...
765
00:48:34,461 --> 00:48:37,589
...that says "Welcome to McDonald's.
How may I take your order?"
766
00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:39,254
- Five calls.
- Two calls and text.
767
00:48:39,433 --> 00:48:41,333
Two calls, a text, several long e-mails.
768
00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:44,299
One text and a Tweet.
- One text and a re-Tweet.
769
00:48:44,471 --> 00:48:46,837
Oh, for God's sakes,
go lick a chalkboard.
770
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:48,474
Fine.
771
00:48:49,276 --> 00:48:50,800
I hate you.
772
00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:58,578
Okay. Um, I'd love to write a song with you.
Let's talk about it tonight?
773
00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:00,786
- I'd love to.
- Okay, you're on.
774
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,988
I've always wanted to write a song.
775
00:49:09,162 --> 00:49:12,359
Maybe I'll write about my skin.
They say love tightens your pores.
776
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,999
What rhymes with pores?
777
00:49:14,167 --> 00:49:16,965
Chores. Bores. Sores.
778
00:49:17,137 --> 00:49:19,332
Katie, I've got a new task for you.
779
00:49:19,506 --> 00:49:21,701
Crushing disappointment.
780
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:25,641
You are gonna write a song for Bev
to say she wrote for Luke.
781
00:49:25,912 --> 00:49:27,880
A song
about what a good kisser Luke is.
782
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,982
We can't just give him a song.
783
00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:33,278
He wants to write it with you
and you know nothing about music.
784
00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:35,948
Katie, I'm sorry to say...
785
00:49:36,123 --> 00:49:38,683
...but Bev's gonna need some help
keeping your man.
786
00:49:38,859 --> 00:49:39,985
Well, I mean, her man.
787
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:57,186
Oh, and that silky smooth sound
you hit on the high notes, that is just...
788
00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,557
It is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
789
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:02,929
Silky and sexy. That's good. Ha, ha.
790
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:06,400
I don't know why, but I was kind of
surprised that you were into music.
791
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,331
- Yeah, me too.
- What?
792
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,831
I mean, I am.
793
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:13,839
Are you okay?
You keep checking your phone.
794
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,877
Yes. Um... Um...
795
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:21,249
My grandma fell and broke her hip.
796
00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:23,285
So she just sends me updates.
797
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:25,684
- Old people and their cell phones.
Yeah.
798
00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:28,758
- So I just I don't wanna miss anything.
- I hope she's okay.
799
00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:32,485
But, uh, you were right.
800
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,654
I, um... I have been hiding.
801
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,425
- From your dead?
- Sorry?
802
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:39,901
Dad.
803
00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:41,195
Dad.
804
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:44,370
- Hiding from your dad.
- Yes.
805
00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:47,600
You seemed upset
that first day that we met.
806
00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:50,942
And I thought maybe your dad
had something to do with it.
807
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:54,380
He wants me to be just like him.
And I wanna play music.
808
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,919
I don't wanna be
some suit managing musicians.
809
00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:01,947
You feel like he wishes
you were a totally different person?
810
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,393
Yes. And sometimes I even wish that.
811
00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:07,894
- Does that sound stupid?
- Yes.
812
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,259
Sorry?
813
00:51:09,834 --> 00:51:11,301
I mean, no.
814
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:12,766
I mean, no.
815
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,906
So who is your favorite artist?
816
00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:19,504
Today, it would have to be Moose.
817
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:20,803
Do you mean Muse?
818
00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:23,179
Yeah, Muse. That's what I said.
819
00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:24,972
Oh.
820
00:51:25,149 --> 00:51:29,848
But old-school
would have to be John Lennon.
821
00:51:30,021 --> 00:51:32,683
Oh, God, I love Lennon.
His lyrics are so honest.
822
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,388
His voice was just like an angle.
823
00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:40,163
- An angle?
- Yeah.
824
00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,064
Learn how to read.
825
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:45,566
Yeah, it would be like, uh, a right angle,
you know.
826
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:48,034
It would start out at 90 degrees.
827
00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:52,700
And then it would just take you somewhere
that you never expected you would go.
828
00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:57,837
- Doesn't really make any sense, does it?
- Not at all.
829
00:51:58,015 --> 00:52:00,210
Maybe you could just ask me
another question.
830
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:03,080
I wasn't kidding when I said
we should write together.
831
00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:04,653
That's not a question.
832
00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:07,183
Oh, okay.
833
00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:10,054
Um, how about what inspires you
to write music?
834
00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:13,187
What inspires me?
That's a good question.
835
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:18,164
You know, I would have to say...
It would be, um...
836
00:52:20,071 --> 00:52:21,197
Inspiration!
837
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:23,596
Oh. Wow. Ahem.
838
00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,208
You know,
inspiration is such a deeply, uh...
839
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:31,781
It's personal. It's, like, kind of indefinable,
I guess you could say.
840
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:37,110
It's just personal. Oh, my God.
841
00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:40,223
- I'm so sorry.
No, you're okay. Um...
842
00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:43,019
Did it get on your jacket?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
843
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,219
No, you know what? You're fine.
It's just...
844
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:46,624
Oh, no. Uh...
845
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:50,392
- Is Grandma okay?
- Uh, no. Um, she has to go to the bathroom.
846
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,537
- Oh, she does tell you everything.
I should go to the bathroom too.
847
00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,771
I'll be right back.
848
00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:03,577
What are you doing? Get back out there.
This is working like a charm.
849
00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:06,615
What do you want me to do?
Send smoke signals?
850
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:10,015
- No.
- Look, you can go back in there, okay?
851
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,621
But you are so in over your head
you don't even know it.
852
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,052
No, I'm not. You know what?
853
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:16,523
I'm so sick of using your words.
I don't need you.
854
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,787
I can do this on my own.
Luke wants me.
855
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,760
I talk good.
856
00:53:21,566 --> 00:53:22,931
Hey, good luck.
857
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,972
- Hi.
- Sorry.
858
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,940
So let's talk classical music.
Who are your favorites?
859
00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:34,134
Mozart.
860
00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,010
Beethoven?
861
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:38,646
Tchaikovsky. You are a Swan Lake girl,
aren't you?
862
00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:42,285
- I have bad news. My grandma croaked.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
863
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:44,887
- I should go.
- Look, if you wanna talk about it, l...
864
00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:48,890
You know, I would prefer to remember
my grandma's memory in silence.
865
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,963
Crap.
866
00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:04,268
Mah-meh, mah-meh.
867
00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:07,842
Victor, if you have stolen my
commemorative Gandhi knife again...
868
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,639
...I will make you into a eunuch.
869
00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,647
You were supposed to be
watching Victor.
870
00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:17,151
You told me you wanted the chandelier
to sparkle.
871
00:54:17,321 --> 00:54:20,848
Now I want you to throw out
my facelessness.
872
00:54:38,843 --> 00:54:40,674
Victor, is Bev in?
873
00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:45,547
I'll tell you
When you can guess what song I'm playing
874
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,076
Is Bev in?
875
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:48,616
Guess what song!
876
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,913
It doesn't sound like anything
I've ever heard!
877
00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:55,457
That's because I don't know how to play!
We could be here all day!
878
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,457
Well, I could show you some chords!
879
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:02,093
- I thought you wanted to see Bev.
- Bev can wait a sec.
880
00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:03,626
- Okay.
- Yeah?
881
00:55:03,801 --> 00:55:06,201
Now, I'm gonna show you three chords.
882
00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:08,395
- And we're gonna turn it into a song.
- Okay.
883
00:55:08,572 --> 00:55:10,233
This is the first chord.
884
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,308
It's an E.
885
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:14,703
All right. Second chord.
886
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:17,069
Go to G. Slide it up.
887
00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:19,939
Oh, yeah. Okay.
888
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:23,109
There we go.
Slide it up again. You got an A.
889
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,114
There. We're gonna put it together.
890
00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:26,916
- It's gonna be a whole song.
- Okay.
891
00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:32,923
Now.
892
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,480
Very good. You can play, you rascal.
893
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:01,853
If you practice and with that haircut,
you could be a Beatle.
894
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,256
No, The Stones are a lot better.
895
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,188
- Luke.
- Hey.
896
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,060
Hi.
- I keep running into you here.
897
00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:12,031
But no partial nudity this time.
898
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:15,297
Um, I didn't know you and Bev
had a date today.
899
00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:17,464
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm kind of surprising her.
900
00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:20,041
I'll go get her.
901
00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,370
He's crazy.
902
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,174
So it looks like she lost her head.
903
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,016
Oh. Yeah, it's an artist's rendition
of what's going on up there.
904
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,288
You play a Gallagher.
905
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,016
That is so cool.
906
00:56:35,192 --> 00:56:37,126
- You know guitars.
- No. Uh-uh.
907
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:42,393
I mean, yeah, a little. Not really.
908
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:47,736
Yeah, I know. I like the way the, um...
The rosewood holds the, uh...
909
00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:51,674
- The notes.
- Notes.
910
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:53,167
Notes, yeah. Um...
911
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:58,237
You always seem to disappear.
I really wish you wouldn't.
912
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,010
You're actually quite cool.
913
00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:02,843
You think I'm cool?
914
00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:07,817
Luke. Hi.
915
00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,084
- What a surprise.
- Um...
916
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:12,093
- Oh, God, I love your skinny jeans.
- Oh, thank you. Uh...
917
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:15,429
I brought my guitar.
We could write that song.
918
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,396
- Awesome. Yeah.
- Okay.
919
00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:20,935
Oh, yeah. I guess I gotta go disappear.
920
00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,838
And can you just wait in there
for one minute?
921
00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,847
- I need your new song.
- What? I'm not done yet.
922
00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:39,353
Give me what you have so far.
923
00:57:39,523 --> 00:57:41,787
- Come on.
- Don't break my heart.
924
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:43,790
I will break more than that.
925
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,724
- No, that's the lyric.
- What?
926
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:47,554
That's it?
927
00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:51,357
You have had forever to work on this.
Oh, my God, you're giving me a twitch.
928
00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:54,737
Fine.
929
00:57:59,443 --> 00:58:00,467
Victor?
930
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,202
- Victor.
- Victor.
931
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,848
I know you're there.
932
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:14,887
You're trespassing
and you've just entered a world of hurt.
933
00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:18,085
Yeah, well, I know all about
your surveillance crap, Victor.
934
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:20,730
Your cameras hidden in every nook
and cranny, I know.
935
00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,990
- What kinds of nooks and crannies?
- You can't prove anything.
936
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:27,137
Well, I won't tell Mom
if you do me a favor.
937
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,266
I need Katie to talk to me
with no one knowing.
938
00:58:30,441 --> 00:58:32,534
- No one can hear her. She can hear me.
Don't.
939
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,235
- Is it possible?
- Say no.
940
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,911
You've come to the right man.
941
00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:40,840
Watch and learn, ladies.
942
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,459
I can hide a mike anywhere.
943
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:52,319
Mom swallowed one.
944
00:58:52,496 --> 00:58:54,828
And you don't wanna hear the live feed,
trust me.
945
00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,261
Oh, this is insane.
946
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,097
I guarantee my work.
947
00:58:58,402 --> 00:59:00,302
- Hey, Victor, set up Katie.
- Okay.
948
00:59:00,471 --> 00:59:02,234
Here you go, Katie.
949
00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:05,304
I put this in my ear?
950
00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:08,502
You put it on your ear and you talk.
951
00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:12,778
Well, you are ugly,
you could probably fit all it in there.
952
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:14,941
Luke, I'm so sorry.
953
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:17,653
I have to give Katie a sisterly talk,
you know.
954
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,721
She's so high-maintenance. Ha, ha.
955
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,881
Anyway, well, where were we?
956
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,424
Uh, well, we hadn't started.
957
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:25,619
- Perfect. Let's start.
Bev.
958
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,320
Uh, Bev, hey, can you hear me?
959
00:59:27,498 --> 00:59:29,090
- What do you wanna start with?
Bev?
960
00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:30,392
- Yes.
- What?
961
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,262
What? Ha.
962
00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:34,404
You wanna sing and I'll play harmony?
963
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,801
Uh, no.
I was thinking maybe you could sing...
964
00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:39,238
...and I could give you some lyrics
that I wrote.
965
00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:40,809
That sounds good, okay.
966
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,445
- I... Um...
Yeah.
967
00:59:43,314 --> 00:59:44,906
They are, um... Um...
968
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:47,844
Don't break my heart.
969
00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:49,917
Don't break my heart.
970
00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,884
Before I give it to you.
971
00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:54,713
Before I give it to you.
972
00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:57,360
Don't break my heart
before I give it to you, okay.
973
00:59:57,628 --> 01:00:00,563
Don't tell me no.
- Don't tell me no.
974
01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,431
Before I ask you to.
975
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,261
Before I ask you to.
976
01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:07,301
Don't tell me no, before I ask you to.
977
01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:08,938
- Yeah.
- That's good. Um...
978
01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:10,364
Thanks.
979
01:00:10,541 --> 01:00:12,509
Don't break my heart.
980
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:16,909
More?
981
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:18,412
Don't say it doesn't fit.
982
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,209
Don't say it doesn't fit.
983
01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,185
Before you try it on.
984
01:00:22,353 --> 01:00:23,877
Before you try it on.
985
01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,614
Don't say it doesn't fit
before you try it on.
986
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,916
Try it on.
987
01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,957
- I like it.
- Thanks. Ha, ha.
988
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:34,696
Um, there's too much to lose.
989
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,390
- There's so much to lose.
Too much to lose.
990
01:00:37,568 --> 01:00:39,399
Too much to lose.
991
01:00:39,570 --> 01:00:41,231
To be wrong.
- To be wrong.
992
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:45,967
Too much to lose to be wrong.
993
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:48,839
- Yeah. That's good.
Yeah.
994
01:00:49,513 --> 01:00:50,605
More? You got any more?
995
01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:53,614
Yeah.
- And it feels like there's something here.
996
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:57,118
And it feels like
there's something here.
997
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,679
And it feels like
there's something here.
998
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:02,826
But I wanna see it
before it disappears.
999
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:06,660
But I wanna see it
before it disappears.
1000
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,095
- Yeah.
Do you like that?
1001
01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:15,438
And if there's something real
between me and you.
1002
01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:19,504
And if there's something real
between me and you.
1003
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:24,010
If there's something real between...
- Or are we both open to.
1004
01:01:27,951 --> 01:01:31,717
Don't break my heart before I give it to you
1005
01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:36,386
Don't tell me no before I ask you to
1006
01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:41,554
Don't say it doesn't fit before you try it on
1007
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:45,361
There's too much to lose to be wrong
1008
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:50,104
And it feels like there's something here
1009
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:56,038
But I wanna see it before it disappears
1010
01:01:56,213 --> 01:02:00,980
And if there's something real
Between me and you
1011
01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:05,110
Well, are we both open to
1012
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:09,453
All these possibilities
1013
01:02:09,626 --> 01:02:14,256
So many little possibilities
1014
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,135
Who wants pie?
Ugh!
1015
01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:31,314
Sorry. Um, I was just gonna go
get some pie and thinking:
1016
01:02:31,482 --> 01:02:35,578
"Why should I get pie for myself. There
might be other people that want some pie?"
1017
01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:36,910
I want pie.
1018
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:40,022
No, Katie, there's no pie needs here
at the moment. Thank you.
1019
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,316
You know what? I should go.
1020
01:02:41,492 --> 01:02:44,620
Um, I've got some acts to finalize
for the Showcase so I'II, uh...
1021
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:47,696
We were singing.
And we were doing things.
1022
01:02:47,865 --> 01:02:49,856
And it was amazing. All of it.
1023
01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:52,433
And I'll catch you later, okay?
1024
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:54,131
Okay, I'll walk you out.
1025
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,204
- Okay.
- Okay.
1026
01:03:26,670 --> 01:03:28,001
What are you doing in my bed?
1027
01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:33,439
While waiting for you,
I meditated so strenuously that I fell asleep.
1028
01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:37,603
Mr. Victor,
time for your weekly meditation.
1029
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:43,015
Today, we are working on, uh,
silence and potty training.
1030
01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:45,246
Oh, sit.
1031
01:03:46,723 --> 01:03:47,951
I said sit.
1032
01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:51,356
What in the name of Bhuvaneshwari?
1033
01:03:55,299 --> 01:03:56,596
Holy cow.
1034
01:03:56,767 --> 01:03:59,930
Uh, a bottle of wine ago,
I was gonna be sweet as sugar...
1035
01:04:00,103 --> 01:04:04,870
...and apologize for living up
to the stereotype of stepmotherhood.
1036
01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,202
Dumb.
1037
01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:11,277
You know, but making you watch
my real daughter steal the boy you like...
1038
01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:12,745
...and the song you wrote.
1039
01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:14,515
You're saying you're sorry?
1040
01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:17,210
Oh, bless your heart. No, no, no.
1041
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:23,292
I came to my senses and I realized
it was better to just tell you the truth.
1042
01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:26,956
You are never gonna amount
to anything.
1043
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:29,257
My mom is a beyotch.
1044
01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:32,266
And you're a sneaky, sneaky spy,
Mr. Victor.
1045
01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:33,903
How many cameras do you have?
1046
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,801
Enough to know your accent's
faker than my mom's soul.
1047
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:40,432
Oh, and don't get the dumb idea
to throw that Showcase.
1048
01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:41,942
Because I talked to a lawyer.
1049
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:46,811
And he found a loophole that allows me
to access that money your daddy left you...
1050
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:49,544
...should I need it for a medical reason.
1051
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,587
You know, hello, longer legs.
1052
01:04:52,756 --> 01:04:56,419
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you go...
- I'll sing for Bev. Don't worry.
1053
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,918
Well, that was easier than I thought.
1054
01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:00,961
Now, go and make me a vodka tonic.
1055
01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:02,689
Hold the tonic.
1056
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,400
Her reign of terror's gotta stop.
1057
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:16,102
I'm in. What do we do?
1058
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,111
Look, there's nothing you can do.
1059
01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:21,148
If you try to help,
it's just gonna make it worse.
1060
01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:24,344
That woman is a demon
spawned from darkness itself.
1061
01:05:24,521 --> 01:05:25,852
I wish she'd go straight back to...
1062
01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:27,854
Hello, Ms. Gail.
1063
01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:31,426
Have you, uh, released your mind
from the shackles of thinking today?
1064
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,495
- I'm working on it.
- Very good.
1065
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:36,494
- How was your meditation?
I hate you.
1066
01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:39,131
Very good. You look pretty.
1067
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:40,998
I know.
1068
01:05:42,673 --> 01:05:45,506
That broad
ain't getting away with ruining your life.
1069
01:05:45,676 --> 01:05:47,337
I'm pooping in her bed tonight.
1070
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:50,344
Victor, I thought you hated me.
1071
01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:51,606
Are you an idiot?
1072
01:05:51,782 --> 01:05:53,943
You're the only person
who knows my birthday.
1073
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,982
The only one who says goodnight
to me.
1074
01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,553
The only one who makes me
mac and cheese.
1075
01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:00,917
You're annoying and ugly...
1076
01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:02,490
...but I sort of love you.
1077
01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,555
I sort of love you too.
1078
01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:11,624
But just promise me
you're not gonna do anything, okay?
1079
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,694
- You too.
- Oh, come on.
1080
01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,804
- Just... No... Ple...
- Just... No. Just...
1081
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,462
- No. Tony.
- Just one...
1082
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,706
Okay.
1083
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:24,379
All right.
Well, now I get to go fold Bev's delicates.
1084
01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:43,525
- Have you heard of knocking?
- Ever heard of I don't care?
1085
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,961
Where'd you put my blue blouse?
1086
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:48,229
Oh, okay.
1087
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,930
Okay, which one of these
do you like better?
1088
01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:55,744
- You actually want my opinion?
- God, I know. What's wrong with me?
1089
01:06:56,713 --> 01:07:00,615
You know how you're a bitch and I act
like I don't care, but truth is I'm sensitive?
1090
01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:03,309
- Actually...
- I need someone to talk to like a sister...
1091
01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:05,387
...and you're better than nothing.
1092
01:07:06,857 --> 01:07:11,294
I'm nervous about tonight.
Oh, my God, why did I just tell you that?
1093
01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,256
I don't know.
1094
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:17,863
It's like my whole body is freaking out.
1095
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,126
I have hives on my butt.
1096
01:07:19,302 --> 01:07:21,770
I can't tell Mom
and I can't talk to Luke about it.
1097
01:07:21,938 --> 01:07:23,303
He'll say something like:
1098
01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:26,408
"Oh, one minute
you're talented and we're connecting...
1099
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:29,807
...and the next minute you're self-involved
and histrionic."
1100
01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:33,211
- What does that even mean? I hate history.
- He said that?
1101
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:38,919
Listen, Toadie, he's not falling for you,
he's falling for me.
1102
01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:40,784
I just don't know who me is anymore.
1103
01:07:40,957 --> 01:07:43,255
Why are you nervous?
You're not really singing.
1104
01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:46,487
All you have to do is stand there
and look pretty.
1105
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,897
Have you ever thought
about how that makes me feel?
1106
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,168
You have talent.
1107
01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:56,828
You could go on American Idol
and forget about the rest of us.
1108
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,405
This is, like, my only chance.
1109
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,839
Pretty doesn't last very long.
1110
01:08:02,012 --> 01:08:03,946
Just look at Mom.
1111
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:07,242
You think I'm talented?
1112
01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:11,145
If you tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it.
1113
01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,380
Wear the blue blouse.
1114
01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:16,526
It makes your eyes pop.
1115
01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:20,857
This better work.
1116
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,661
Because if I go down,
you're go down with me.
1117
01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:40,309
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, my party people?
1118
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:43,578
Yeah. All right, all right, all right.
Let's get this show started.
1119
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:47,746
Welcome to the stage, my boy, my British
biscuit and y'all's host for the night...
1120
01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:50,415
...Luke Morgan.
1121
01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:55,988
Are you amped for the Wellesley Academy
of the Arts Showcase?
1122
01:08:57,534 --> 01:09:01,630
Good. Because we have Mickey O'Malley
spinning tonight.
1123
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:11,639
So let's get this party started
with Big Pain Ticket.
1124
01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:25,157
I wanna kiss your apocalypse
1125
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:28,422
Wrap you in my Armageddon
1126
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:32,090
Sing you a twisted serenade
1127
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:35,329
We can run away together
1128
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:48,245
Hello, Guy. So glad you could make it.
1129
01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:51,444
My two A&R guys, Tom and, uh, Tom.
1130
01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:53,387
Uh, did I miss your big line up?
1131
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:57,152
You're just in time. And I know
you'll love the closing act. She's amazing.
1132
01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,022
Well, I expect nothing less.
1133
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:04,428
Oh, yeah. Nothing and less are definitely
two words I'd use to describe it.
1134
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,229
Why don't I show you and the Toms
to the VIP section.
1135
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:10,931
Katie, go help Bev
with her makeup, please.
1136
01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:12,768
- Okay.
- Now.
1137
01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:14,968
This way, please, come on.
1138
01:10:15,145 --> 01:10:17,204
What a lovely suit.
1139
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:22,877
Move it.
1140
01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:25,453
Hey. Out of the way. Out of the way.
Michael, go on.
1141
01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:27,886
I have to announce what's next.
I'll see you at the end.
1142
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:29,923
Guy. Tom. Tom.
1143
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,959
I'll be right back.
1144
01:10:34,497 --> 01:10:35,759
Good to see you.
1145
01:10:35,932 --> 01:10:37,797
Nice suit.
1146
01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:48,577
What was that back there?
This is your last chance to get it right.
1147
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,714
Unless you wanna see
Angela's Juilliard dreams go bye-bye.
1148
01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:55,840
That what you wanna be? A little
dwarfish Asian girl's dream crusher, huh?
1149
01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:57,043
- Do you?
- No. No.
1150
01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:00,087
No? No? No? Then focus!
1151
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,257
- Look, Ange, you...
- Gail's been threatening me too.
1152
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:10,456
That's why you're doing
what she wants.
1153
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,098
- To protect me.
- Ange.
1154
01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,637
You're my best friend.
1155
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:18,239
Look, I'd do anything for you.
1156
01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,549
Okay.
1157
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:37,317
So we're gonna take it up a notch
with Jason Berkeley and the Funky Funk.
1158
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,190
Scratch that.
1159
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:47,302
Um, here are my boys, the Oral Majority.
1160
01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,480
I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain
1161
01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:02,550
Cleaning up my life
From the mess you made, oh, oh
1162
01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:06,720
Move it. Guy.
1163
01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:11,088
This is just the boring appetizer.
The real showstopper's up next.
1164
01:12:11,261 --> 01:12:12,728
Ah!
Oh!
1165
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:15,763
You okay, Mr. Morgan?
Here, let me get that for you.
1166
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,394
Well, it had better be.
1167
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:19,796
I have to pee.
1168
01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:23,200
Oh, I will take you to the pee, Mr. Victor.
1169
01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:27,973
Sorry.
1170
01:12:28,411 --> 01:12:30,936
So keep on knocking, knocking, knocking
1171
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:36,051
But, baby, you're better off walking
'Cause I ain't gonna let you in
1172
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,947
Never again
1173
01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:42,182
No, not again
1174
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,724
Never again
1175
01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:48,227
No, not again
1176
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,367
My brothers, yeah!
1177
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:55,936
Okay.
1178
01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:58,433
You guys having a good time?
1179
01:12:59,008 --> 01:13:03,411
Let's keep it going
with Beverly Van Ravensway.
1180
01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:17,755
Plug in the mike
1181
01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:19,224
Open the curtain
1182
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,760
Turn on the lights
1183
01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:22,997
I'm through rehearsing
1184
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:25,259
The feeling ignites
1185
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:26,493
I'm in control
1186
01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:30,765
The crowd's in the palm of my hand
All my fans stand
1187
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:34,376
What is the truth?
What's an illusion?
1188
01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:38,241
You're searching for proof
But are you certain?
1189
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,975
Whatever you see is what you get
1190
01:13:42,152 --> 01:13:45,952
If words paint a picture
Then I bet you I can get you, yeah
1191
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:50,354
I'll make you believe in me
1192
01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:53,758
I can be what you want me to be
1193
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:57,366
Tonight is the night
Where I'll make you see
1194
01:13:57,534 --> 01:14:01,231
That I can be
Anything, anything, anything
1195
01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:05,807
I'll make you believe in me
1196
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,442
I can be what you want...
1197
01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:12,338
Give me...
1198
01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:23,118
I'm so sorry, my mike...
My mike isn't working.
1199
01:14:23,526 --> 01:14:26,017
Uh, excuse me.
1200
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,025
I don't know.
- Give me that. Give me that.
1201
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:40,471
How dare you sabotage your mother,
you rotten, rotten little boy?
1202
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:43,203
You, give me that. It doesn't matter.
1203
01:14:43,379 --> 01:14:46,075
- We'll do it live.
- What? What?
1204
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:49,384
Ha. My mike is broken. I'm so sorry.
1205
01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:55,450
Here.
1206
01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:58,157
What?
1207
01:14:58,328 --> 01:14:59,955
Stay.
1208
01:15:04,434 --> 01:15:06,231
No, no, no. You gotta get out of here.
1209
01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:09,935
You're about to sing for Bev.
Why are you about to sing for Bev?
1210
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:11,898
She can't sing.
1211
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:19,610
Come on.
1212
01:15:19,782 --> 01:15:21,682
Hey. All of you, keep playing.
1213
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,149
Keep playing, you idiots.
1214
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,618
It was your voice the whole time?
Bev never sang at all?
1215
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:31,591
And she's about to not sing
for a whole bunch of people, so please...
1216
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:34,958
And on the dates, that... That was you.
1217
01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,529
I got nothing to lose
1218
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:43,403
I've been exposed
1219
01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:45,700
I'm paying my dues
1220
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,035
Playing the role
1221
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,576
I'm breaking the rules
1222
01:15:49,746 --> 01:15:50,940
Flow in the flow
1223
01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:55,073
I got the whole world nodding, yes
Like some bobbleheads
1224
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:56,616
I'll break a sweat
1225
01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:58,844
If you want it
1226
01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:01,149
Confess all your sins
1227
01:16:01,324 --> 01:16:02,621
You know you got 'em
1228
01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:05,056
The room's in a spin
1229
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:06,252
The fever's pitched
1230
01:16:06,429 --> 01:16:08,397
- You gotta go. Come on, get out there.
Aah!
1231
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,361
I'm legit, I'm no counterfeit
1232
01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:14,993
I'll make you believe in me
1233
01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:17,935
I can be what you want me to be
1234
01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:21,770
Tonight is the night where I make you see
1235
01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:25,574
That I can be
Anything, anything, anything
1236
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:30,151
I'll make you believe in me
1237
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,514
I can be what you want me to be
1238
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:34,486
Hey! Shut that camera down! Now!
1239
01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:37,125
Tonight is the night where I make you see
1240
01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:41,195
That I can be
Anything, anything, anything
1241
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:43,457
You want from me
1242
01:16:49,906 --> 01:16:51,703
That's what I'm talking about.
1243
01:16:53,543 --> 01:16:56,034
Shut the power down. Shut it down.
1244
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:01,582
Not so fast, jerknuts.
1245
01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:06,252
Hey. Clear.
1246
01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:11,759
Sing something else.
We want more! We want more!
1247
01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:13,225
Like what?
1248
01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:15,361
The demo you snuck my dad. I heard it.
1249
01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:17,328
Yeah, do it!
Do it!
1250
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:22,870
We want more!
We want more! We want more!
1251
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,609
Okay, follow my lead, guys.
1252
01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:39,311
There's a little secret
I would like to tell you
1253
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:47,055
There's a book of lies
I know they'll try to sell you
1254
01:17:48,297 --> 01:17:51,858
And they'll try and they'll try
To convince you to buy
1255
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,525
You need them
1256
01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:58,941
So the next time you're down
Look inside, not around
1257
01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:02,271
I can dress myself
1258
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,380
There's no need for someone's help
1259
01:18:05,548 --> 01:18:07,175
There's no one to blame
1260
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:13,084
There's no one to save you but yourself
1261
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:16,555
I can justify
1262
01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:19,695
All the mistakes in my life
1263
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:23,059
It's taught me to be
It's given to me
1264
01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:25,632
And I'll survive
1265
01:18:25,802 --> 01:18:28,930
'Cause I have blessed myself
1266
01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:37,278
Do you ever wonder
How anything can make you cry?
1267
01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:41,110
Have yourself discover
1268
01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:48,281
That the pain you feel
Is the pain that you deny
1269
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:51,723
You can bless yourself
1270
01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:54,795
There's no need for someone else
1271
01:18:54,964 --> 01:19:02,393
There's no one to blame
There's no one to save you but yourself
1272
01:19:02,572 --> 01:19:05,769
I can justify
1273
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:08,911
All the mistakes in my life
1274
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:12,172
It's taught me to be
It's given to me
1275
01:19:12,348 --> 01:19:14,839
And I'll survive
1276
01:19:15,017 --> 01:19:17,747
'Cause I have blessed myself
1277
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,932
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
1278
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:40,507
We hope you enjoyed the Wellesley
Academy of Arts Showcase.
1279
01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:43,236
Oh, my God, you were so good.
1280
01:19:43,613 --> 01:19:45,945
Who are you?
You're like a freaking rock star.
1281
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:48,208
Are you kidding me? Man, she likes you...
1282
01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:02,363
So, what did he say? Is he mad?
1283
01:20:02,532 --> 01:20:04,193
Yeah. He's pretty ticked off...
1284
01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:08,133
...that I'm not already making
the next big album for Kensington Records.
1285
01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:11,869
Oh. Which album?
1286
01:20:12,775 --> 01:20:13,799
Your album.
1287
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:17,469
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
1288
01:20:19,081 --> 01:20:21,549
- You're... You're serious?
- Uh-huh.
1289
01:20:23,786 --> 01:20:25,117
Go for it.
1290
01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:28,052
We're making an album.
And we're writing it together.
1291
01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,283
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm so happy.
1292
01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,256
You know, I sing too.
1293
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:36,057
I can do a whole monologue album.
Incredible. Hey, congratulations.
1294
01:20:36,232 --> 01:20:40,760
- Yo, blow it up. Boom.
I'm your boy. Call me up.
1295
01:20:40,937 --> 01:20:44,338
Yeah. Yeah, he's really good
at guitars. He's a kook.
1296
01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:00,647
Guy! Wait!
1297
01:21:00,823 --> 01:21:04,315
- What now, Gail? More lies?
- Well, everyone lies in this business.
1298
01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:05,517
It's called spin.
1299
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,527
So Bev can't sing.
1300
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:09,426
That didn't stop Jessica Simpson.
1301
01:21:09,599 --> 01:21:13,194
Well, we'll see what the school board
thinks when I get them a ring, shall we?
1302
01:21:13,569 --> 01:21:16,367
How dare you? Teaching is my life.
1303
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,473
Give it up, Mom.
1304
01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,143
Guy!
1305
01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:27,142
I will have my nirvana moment.
1306
01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:31,149
I'll make you believe in me
1307
01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:35,682
I can be what you want me to be
1308
01:21:35,858 --> 01:21:38,452
Oh, come on. Look alive, people.
I'm a star.
1309
01:21:38,628 --> 01:21:40,186
Let's try this again.
1310
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,261
I'll make you believe...
1311
01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:46,563
Oh, no. You want a piece of me?
1312
01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:14,458
Hey. Clear.
1313
01:22:30,146 --> 01:22:32,307
Run this town tonight
1314
01:22:32,481 --> 01:22:34,847
Where's breakfast...? Sorry.
1315
01:23:16,726 --> 01:23:19,320
I'm lost in a world
That rattles my brain
1316
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:22,362
I'm cleaning up my life
From the mess you made, oh, oh
1317
01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:30,863
- Katie, are you wearing a doormat?
- Welcome.
1318
01:23:37,313 --> 01:23:39,372
Thanks. Now the pants.
1319
01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:48,853
And then it would just take you somewhere
that you never expected you would go.
1320
01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:56,287
You wanna hear
the monologue from My Fair Lady?
1321
01:23:56,465 --> 01:23:58,592
Oy, mate, oy.
1322
01:24:18,087 --> 01:24:19,952
I love my life.
1323
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:22,317
Call me.
- Hello?
1324
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:47,977
Yeah. You like it? You like it? Yeah.
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