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Through the years,
I have been known by many names.
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Diablo Gato.
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The Furry Lover.
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Chupacabra.
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Friskie Two-Times.
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And the Ginger Hit Man.
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But to most... I am Puss In Boots!
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Outlaw.
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I will never forget you... Margherita.
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I mean, Rosa.
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Sorry. I think maybe I should go.
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You cannot run forever,
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Puss In Boots!
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What can I say? I was a bad kitty.
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Just a fugitive from the law...
forever running.
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Searching for a way to clear my name.
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And I would get that chance...
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...on this one fateful night.
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Here, kitty, kitty!
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Raoul.
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Oh, wait... That is the cat!
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One leche, please.
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What are you doing here, se�or?
Did you lose your ball of yarn?
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So funny.
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One leche coming up.
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I am not looking for trouble.
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I am but a humble gato
in search of his next meal.
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Perhaps you gentlemen
can help me find a simple score?
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The only thing you'll find tonight
is trouble... Puss In Boots.
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Well, perhaps if one of us were to
tell the law that you are in town,
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we could split the reward.
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You made the cat angry.
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You do not want to make the cat angry!
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The Church of St. Michael
has just put up a golden statue
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of the Virgin of Guadalupe.
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I do not steal from churches.
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The boys' orphanage has been donated
silver candlesticks,
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they would look very lovely
in your home.
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I do not steal from orphans.
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What about Jack and Jill?
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- Shh! Are you crazy?
- The what?
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The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill
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have gotten their hands on...
magic beans.
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Do not joke with me about magic beans!
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I searched half my life for them.
They do not exist.
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No, cat. We have seen them.
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These... are the beans of legend.
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Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,
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and the Golden Goose.
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The Golden Goose...
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A heist like this
could set you up for life.
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All nine of them.
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Show him the golden eggs.
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No!
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Please, you have shown enough.
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Only a cat with a death wish would
steal the beans from Jack and Jill.
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The only wish I have
is to repay an old debt.
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And this is my chance.
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Now...
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...where do I find this Jack and Jill?
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I'm sorry... we have no rooms.
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Well, I think one just opened up.
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We'd like a complimentary
continental breakfast.
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And don't even think about skimpin'
on them baby muffins.
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We don't have any baby muffins.
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You know, Jill...
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...I been thinking.
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Get it out.
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I... Once we're done
with this magic bean business
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and got ourselves
all them beautiful golden eggs...
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Go on.
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...that we cut down on some
of the hijacking and murdering.
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I mean, it's fun and all, but...
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...I want a baby.
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A baby what, Jack?
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A baby us, Jill. We'll raise it wild,
like a squirrel or something.
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Holy frijoles!
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They do exist.
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Ever since you fell down that hill
and broke your crown,
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you have been talking crazy.
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It couldn't hurt to have
an extra shooter during ambushes.
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Maybe I cut too deep...
cut that brain out of your head.
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Hey! What gives?
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If it's to be a girl,
she'll have your strong...
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No! No! No!
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You, you, you! You stop where you are!
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I don't know, Jack. How do I ride and
shoot with a baby slung on my back?
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They got them backpacks now.
The way I see it, Jill...
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Those beans are mine!
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...we fall off this flat earth one time.
What better proof of our love...
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Me?
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You snap me?
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You snap me?!
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You looking for something?
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No.
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No hablo ingl�s.
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You are going to pay for this!
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No!
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Chupacabra!
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Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
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- Chupacabra!
- You are a crazy woman!
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Those magic beans were my score!
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You just cost me a chance
at getting the golden eggs, mi amigo.
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Put up your dukes.
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Very well.
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If it is to be a dance fight,
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then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight
you to the death!
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How dare you do the Litter Box at me!
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Hello!
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Can you feel me?
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Fear me... if you dare.
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You hit me in the head with a guitar?!
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You are a woman?
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Amateur.
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Wow!
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Se�orita, wait!
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Let me buy you some leche!
I am a lover, not a fighter.
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Hello?
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You are hiding from me?
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I like to play the games, too.
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I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...
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I smell something familiar.
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Something... dangerous.
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Something...
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...breakfasty.
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It's been a long time, brother.
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Maldito huevo.
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Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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How dare you show your face to me.
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I know you're angry.
You have every right.
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But it is good to see you, Puss.
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Are those new boots?
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No! They are the same boots I wore
when you betrayed me.
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Betrayed you?
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You left me cracked in pieces
on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers!
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They wrote a song about it!
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And how did we get on that bridge
in the first place?!
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Because we were brothers, and brothers
are supposed to look after each other...
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Humpty!
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Remember why we're here.
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I should have known.
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I had the magic beans in my grasp,
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and you sent this very attractive
devil woman to interfere.
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You are a curse on my life!
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Wait. Hear me out. OK?
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Yes, yes,
I sent Kitty to bring you here.
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But she is no ordinary thief.
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She's Kitty Softpaws.
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The softest touch in Spain.
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That's a lot of heel for a guy,
don't you think?
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Look, with Kitty's skill,
your sword and my brain,
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we've got a fighting chance here.
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Puss, come on, you of all people
know that nobody's ever ripped off
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the giant's castle
and lived to tell the tale.
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You want to survive? You need a plan.
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And I've studied this job my whole life.
You know that.
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Let's be honest.
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Without me, you don't even know
where to plant the beans, Puss.
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But Jack and Jill do.
They're on their way.
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We go up the beanstalk outlaws,
and we come down legends.
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So what do you say?
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Partners?
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No. Never again.
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I'm sorry, OK?
How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
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It's been seven years!
That's like 35 cat years.
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You need me! And I need you.
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Puss! You got any idea what they do
to eggs in San Ricardo prison?
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I'll tell you this, my friend.
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It ain't over easy.
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Adi�s... Humpty Dumpty.
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Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
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Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
I know how to speak meow.
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...sad story with your twisted lies
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in your greasy shell
that smells like old ham!
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I should crack you open for...
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Look what I found.
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Someone forgot his money.
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Oh, you are dangerous.
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Humpty says you like danger.
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Just think of all the trouble
we can get into.
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The two of us together.
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We can steal a lot of golden eggs.
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And... you owe me.
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I owe you?
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You hit me in the head with a guitar.
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I regret the guitar.
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OK, I forgive you.
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So... you're in?
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There is one teeny, tiny,
itty-bitty problem.
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And what is that?
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You work for the egg!
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Come on, Puss. What happened between
you and Humpty that was so bad?
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I am afraid with me and Humpty...
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...the scars are too deep.
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It all started a long time ago.
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Oh, no. You really don't have to tell me
your whole life story, please.
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You may want to sit.
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It is at times quite... painful.
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OK, here we go.
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It was a year
in which the rain had not fallen.
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The wind was big
and the basket was small.
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For days, I bounced along...
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...a hungry little kitten
with no milk, no mama,
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and no litter box.
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Until I came to rest at a home
for lost children.
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Her name was Imelda.
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And, like a mother, she took me
into her heart and raised me as her own.
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Silencio.
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Silencio.
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She was an angel of kindness.
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�Silencio!
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Most of the time.
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I'd like to introduce
a new boy joining us.
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It's OK, peque�o.
You show with the face.
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Go on.
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And that was the moment I met...
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Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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Hey, Whiskers! You're sitting
in Little Boy Blue's chair.
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Oh, come on. Is this necessary?
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Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
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Who asked you, Breakfast?
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Remember what Imelda says, Boy Blue:
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If you're going to blow your top,
you blow your horn instead, right?
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Let's spin him.
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Please don't spin me. Do not spin me!
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Not again! No! I'm going to yolk!
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Even though he took my beans,
the egg stood up for me,
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and I decided then...
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...that I would always have his back.
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Wow!
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That was very impressive. Thanks!
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Hey, egg boy!
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There was something about this
strange little egg that intrigued me.
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Oh... it's you.
I've been collecting for months now.
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You never know when you're gonna
get lucky. You know what I mean?
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Magic beans... is what they are.
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Hello?
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You gonna tell all the other kids
that I believe in magic now?
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Is that what you're gonna do?
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No? What's your name?
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You don't say much, do you?
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I think I'll call you Sparky.
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Whiskers?
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Zoltar!
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How about Puss?
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Humpty's mind
was full of imagination and invention.
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What is that, 50 feet down there?
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Here we go. Give me a...
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Puss!
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Look at me, Puss! I'm flying!
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He spoke of legends and adventures
beyond my wildest dreams.
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When I find those magic beans,
they'll grow a vine
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straight up into the clouds,
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where a terrible and a fearsome giant
hoards his greatest treasure...
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...the Golden Goose.
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Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one.
258
00:24:55,953 --> 00:25:00,582
Just one of her golden eggs...
could set me for life.
259
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,251
It's my destiny, Puss.
260
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:08,423
I can't really explain it,
but I just feel like I belong up there.
261
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,597
Oh, boy. This is awkward.
262
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:18,767
This is kind of a solo dream here.
263
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,771
I don't need any dead weight,
you know, holding me down.
264
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:25,899
What are you doing?
265
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:31,571
Oh, man, that's good. The eye thing that
you're doing, that is really splendid.
266
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,617
OK, let me just think for a second.
All right... OK.
267
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,203
This is crazy, but...
268
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,540
...I am considering a partnership.
269
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,043
I just need to know one thing.
270
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,421
Can you commit?
271
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,798
S�... I can commit.
272
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:53,385
Oh, you can talk!
Could you help me up?
273
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:56,972
OK...
274
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,142
First rule of Bean Club...
275
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:04,479
...you do not talk about Bean Club.
276
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,732
Second rule of Bean Club...
277
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:10,944
...is you don't talk about Bean Club.
You ready?
278
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,195
Ready.
279
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,699
From this day forth,
it shall be known...
280
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:19,035
Never alone, always together...
281
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,537
Humpty and Puss...
282
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,330
Brothers forever.
283
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,791
And from that moment on,
284
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:29,129
we were united on a great adventure
to find the magic beans.
285
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:30,380
Help me up.
286
00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,048
Egg me.
287
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,301
Humpty was the brains...
288
00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:36,928
- Good gracious!
- I never saw him!
289
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,639
- That really hurt!
- ...and I was the skill.
290
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,142
I'm cracked!
291
00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:49,065
We got red beans, green beans, coffee
beans, lima beans... but no magic beans.
292
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,152
Would you care for a jelly bean?
293
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,487
Thank you.
294
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,490
Finding them meant everything to us.
295
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:59,659
I almost forgot
the most important thing.
296
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,912
That's me and you, Puss.
297
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,915
Me and you.
298
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,584
But we never did find them.
299
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:11,004
And, as years passed,
the quest for magic beans
300
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:15,425
seemed more and more
like the dreams of a child.
301
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:20,514
As teenagers,
Humpty and I looked for trouble...
302
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:22,849
...and often found it.
303
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:27,187
Third time this month, Imelda.
Next time is jail time.
304
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,564
They're just kids.
305
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,359
They are thieves.
306
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,199
You are better than this.
307
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:42,536
I believe in you with all my heart.
308
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,455
Please do not let me down.
309
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:50,794
I hate this place.
I cannot wait for us to get out of here.
310
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,589
Throw a rock.
It'll make you feel better.
311
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:58,635
Oh, boy. We should go.
312
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,723
On instinct, I reacted.
313
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,697
He saved the Comandante's mother!
314
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:21,199
He saved the Comandante's mother!
315
00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:29,666
You saved my mother.
316
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:33,420
Se�or Puss... he is a hero!
317
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:41,094
Today we see that courage and bravery
come in all sizes!
318
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:45,807
Little did I know that one moment
would change my whole life.
319
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,560
These are for you, my boy.
320
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,607
Wear them as a symbol of honor...
and justice.
321
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:57,527
I will make you proud, Mama.
322
00:28:57,695 --> 00:29:02,741
You already have, my Puss In Boots.
323
00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:08,288
How strange it was
to give a cat boots...
324
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:11,625
...but, whoa... I looked good!
325
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,628
And as the light of my path
grew brighter...
326
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:19,132
...Humpty's road grew ever darker.
327
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,307
Gracias, Comandante.
328
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,893
Be careful of the company you keep.
329
00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:35,065
I know! I know, I never should've
tried something without you.
330
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:38,735
You're not stealing lollipops anymore,
Humpty. This is getting serious.
331
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:41,279
You're right!
We have to be smarter about this.
332
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,657
Here, look. We need to think bigger.
333
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46,576
I've been casing the silversmith
and it's perfect.
334
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:49,204
You and me, in and out,
50 seconds tops.
335
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,998
Will you put that away!
This is our home.
336
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,793
These people have done nothing to us.
337
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:58,421
Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now.
338
00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:02,008
You get some fancy boots
and now you're too good for me?
339
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,551
That is not true.
340
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,804
We weren't born here.
We're orphans!
341
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,764
All we got is each other,
you understand?
342
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,557
We are better than this.
343
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,477
But we're partners.
344
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,688
We are brothers.
345
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:18,149
But I am not stealing anymore.
346
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:23,446
But Humpty would not give up so easily.
347
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,281
I'm in trouble, Puss!
348
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,659
It's Boy Blue and his gang.
I owe them some money.
349
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,036
They're coming for me.
Just get me over this wall.
350
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,665
I gotta go. Help me up the wall.
Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry!
351
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,971
OK, I've got everything. We did it.
Come on, let's go!
352
00:30:48,139 --> 00:30:49,639
How could you do this to me?!
353
00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:52,267
I did you a favor!
We can finally get out of here!
354
00:30:52,435 --> 00:30:55,145
This is the money of the people!
This is all they have!
355
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,651
You disgrace those boots!
356
00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,695
Comandante, please, I can explain!
357
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,071
Arrest them!
358
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,369
Hurry up! Get to the bridge!
359
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,707
- You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!
360
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,758
Mama...
361
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,760
Peque�o.
362
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:28,678
Watch out!
363
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,446
Oh, no.
364
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:48,615
Puss. I can't get up.
365
00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,992
Puss! Help me. I can't get up!
366
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,494
Freeze!
367
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,080
Puss, save me!
368
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,207
Save yourself.
369
00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,584
We got you.
370
00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:18,186
I lost everything
I cared about that day.
371
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,022
My brother.
372
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,690
My honor.
373
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,192
My home.
374
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:30,448
All I thought about was the
disappointment in my mama's eyes.
375
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,369
And I have been running ever since.
376
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:40,875
The egg betrayed me.
377
00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:44,712
His lies cost me everything.
378
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,717
- Hey!
- I'm awake!
379
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,011
You think I don't want to fix the past?
380
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,100
I can't get down.
381
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:10,029
Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by
382
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,323
when I don't think about what I lost.
383
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:17,036
I lost my best friend.
384
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,455
My only friend.
385
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,584
And I get it now. I got greedy
and desperate and I let you down.
386
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,794
I let myself down.
387
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,463
All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.
388
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:31,843
Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.
389
00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:34,762
Please, Puss.
390
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,724
Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.
391
00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:45,273
- I will do it.
- That's great.
392
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:50,653
I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.
393
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:54,324
We are not partners
and we are not friends.
394
00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:59,996
OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.
395
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,332
Yes!
396
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,835
I think we got our Bean Club back.
397
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,565
Humpty's plan better work.
398
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:32,737
Listen, you just need to worry about
your part. Don't screw it up.
399
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:35,240
- What?
- Again with the mask?
400
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,993
I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.
401
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,336
Come on, Puss. Now!
402
00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:55,218
Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.
403
00:34:55,386 --> 00:34:58,054
- You gotta look at the big picture.
- What's your problem?
404
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:01,474
Listen.
I put a lot of work into my body.
405
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:04,602
I look good, and I am not
just gonna throw that away.
406
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,649
- Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
407
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,276
- We're gonna start small.
- Look.
408
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,403
Let's just pretend you have a baby.
409
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,406
Excellent.
410
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:23,162
I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.
411
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,999
You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.
412
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,584
We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.
413
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,504
You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.
414
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,589
- That little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.
415
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,341
He's a cute little bugger.
416
00:35:35,509 --> 00:35:37,552
Why are you not using your claws?
417
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,637
Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!
418
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,307
- Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.
419
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,476
- Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?!
420
00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:47,812
Was that Hamhock?
421
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:56,321
There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.
422
00:35:58,574 --> 00:36:01,075
Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?
423
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:02,660
You babysit.
424
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,913
- Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?
425
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,625
Well?
426
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,669
...what happened last time...
You sat on it, Jack.
427
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,921
Hello, beans of legend.
428
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:15,923
Let's go.
429
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:28,519
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.
430
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,314
You messed with our baby.
431
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:35,651
And you took my beans.
432
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,488
Sausage bomb!
433
00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:48,164
You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!
434
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,541
Signal the egg!
435
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,586
Yes!
436
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,592
- OK.
- Ready.
437
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,761
- Set.
- Go!
438
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,362
Oh, my God!
439
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:40,299
All right, cat. Give me them beans.
440
00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:44,429
Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?
441
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,390
No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
442
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,767
Well, let's find out.
443
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:59,569
See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!
444
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,487
You think this is over?
445
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,495
Hey, that was close!
446
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:20,882
Now!
447
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:27,346
We just got to make it to that bridge!
Hang on!
448
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:31,267
- Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.
449
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,275
Humpty!
450
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:46,616
We're going to die!
451
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,463
I hate cats.
452
00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:02,256
This is war!
453
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,642
Giant's castle...
454
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,810
...here we come.
455
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,815
I must hand it to the egg.
456
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,777
This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...
457
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:27,949
I mean, flaws. That was what I meant,
not claws. He's not a cat.
458
00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:31,327
- Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.
459
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:32,995
Got it.
460
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,873
OK, we should be close!
461
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,252
Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!
462
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,172
I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind
463
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,550
and you'll never know I was there.
464
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:52,890
Kitty?
465
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,185
You are not as good as they say.
466
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,189
You're better.
467
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,820
I will respect your privacy.
468
00:40:09,992 --> 00:40:12,493
OK. I'll tell you.
469
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,413
I was just a stray...
470
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,583
...but I had beautiful claws.
471
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,629
One day,
a really nice couple took me in.
472
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:26,132
Gave me milk every morning.
473
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,633
Loved me.
474
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:34,473
Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.
475
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,976
I don't know why they did it.
476
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,687
But they took my claws.
477
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,524
Cat people are crazy.
478
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:47,320
Stop the coach! I think this is it!
479
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,634
Can you believe this, Puss?
480
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,553
After all these years!
481
00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:17,224
Here. I want you to plant them.
482
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,233
That... is a strange cloud.
483
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,739
OK! This is it! It's happening, hurry!
484
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:36,243
This way!
485
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,037
Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.
486
00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:40,665
Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.
487
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,541
Hole! Right here.
488
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,421
Now place the beans.
489
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,217
Place the beans carefully, please.
490
00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:54,178
Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.
491
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,516
OK, good. Very good.
Now just stand back.
492
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,227
What's happening here?
493
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,312
Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?
494
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,649
- That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.
495
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,901
You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.
496
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,739
So, come on...
say something nice to it.
497
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:55,906
OK.
498
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,576
Let me just think for a second.
499
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,494
Hi, little plant.
500
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:23,160
Guys?
501
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,704
Humpty!
502
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,874
- I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.
503
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:31,335
You sound weird.
504
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:34,338
It's the thin air!
505
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:39,176
Come on in! It feels great!
506
00:44:45,642 --> 00:44:48,477
The cloud, it tickles my nose.
507
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:52,064
That's because they effervesce!
Who knew?
508
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,363
Come on.
509
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,340
Gotcha!
510
00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:23,679
Meow.
511
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:27,933
Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?
512
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,436
Let me show you something.
513
00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:40,029
Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,
514
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,323
I don't know, maybe orphans,
515
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,409
and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,
516
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,494
dreaming about the future.
517
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:50,164
That was me and you, Puss.
518
00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,833
Me and you.
519
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:55,961
Boys!
520
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:59,840
You might want to take a look at this.
521
00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:05,346
The giant's castle.
522
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,559
OK, time to suit up.
523
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:11,769
Humpty!
524
00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:14,438
I'll fit right in with the golden eggs.
525
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:19,777
Brilliant or what, huh?
526
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:23,530
Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
527
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:27,451
What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
528
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,539
Puss, remember when everyone
was laughing at Bean Club?
529
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,584
And who is laughing now? We are!
530
00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:48,222
Wow!
531
00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:03,654
That is our target.
532
00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:05,864
Hey, you don't sound
like an elf anymore.
533
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,741
It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.
534
00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:08,951
Let's go.
535
00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:16,625
So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.
536
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:19,545
There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.
537
00:47:19,713 --> 00:47:21,964
- What?!
- You didn't do the reading, did you?
538
00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:25,467
Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."
539
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,219
Ankle burn.
540
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,350
- What was that?
- They call it the Great Terror.
541
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,936
It's the monster that guards
the Golden Goose.
542
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:38,689
Legend has it that if you look at it,
you'll turn to stone.
543
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:42,317
But nobody really knows because
nobody's walked away from it alive.
544
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,403
Follow me and keep quiet.
545
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:55,748
Shh! Humpty!
546
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:58,876
I can't help it.
Everything's rubbing and pinching!
547
00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:00,669
I need powder!
548
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,104
How are we gonna get across?
549
00:48:19,272 --> 00:48:20,355
Champagne.
550
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,319
Cheers!
551
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:39,583
Do not worry. I will protect you.
552
00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:45,089
What are you gonna do?
Hit it in the head with a guitar?
553
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,425
Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.
554
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,237
Catch me!
555
00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:11,615
Hurry!
556
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,118
Hide!
557
00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:16,995
Don't look at it!
558
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,462
- Humpty! Be quiet!
- I'm hyperventilating!
559
00:49:26,548 --> 00:49:29,383
I said I couldn't breathe and then
you zipped the thing over my mouth!
560
00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:32,553
You gotta get it together. Come on!
561
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,887
OK.
562
00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:52,823
Look at this. It's egg paradise.
563
00:49:54,117 --> 00:49:57,119
It's so beautiful,
I feel like I belong here.
564
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,376
Golden eggs.
565
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,213
Grab as many as you can.
566
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,885
I thought they were going to be
like chicken size.
567
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:17,306
Can you imagine laying
one of these? Ouch!
568
00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:18,891
Puss!
569
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,437
How are we supposed to
get these out of here?
570
00:50:23,605 --> 00:50:24,897
I don't know.
571
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,234
Oh, my!
572
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:35,240
The Golden Goose.
573
00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:39,578
Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
574
00:50:51,174 --> 00:50:52,674
My sweet darling.
575
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,345
I think she likes you.
576
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:00,724
Let's just take her.
577
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,601
Wait a minute.
This is the goose of legend.
578
00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,519
We don't know what happens
if we take her.
579
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,982
I know what happens
if we don't take her, we got nothing.
580
00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:13,403
Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper.
We're taking it!
581
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,122
Almost there!
582
00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:28,168
Hang on!
583
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:35,217
Hang on!
584
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,698
It's coming!
585
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,324
Run!
586
00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:16,341
Kitty!
587
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,220
What are you doing?
588
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:44,286
Hang on!
589
00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,042
Come here, you.
590
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,963
Got you!
591
00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:57,883
She's mine now!
592
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,061
Hello!
593
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,819
Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!
594
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:25,160
No! It's not supposed to be this way!
595
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,830
- Puss?
- No.
596
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,132
I'm sorry.
597
00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:56,483
Thanks, Ginger.
598
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:05,117
We should maybe cut that down.
599
00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:13,333
Look at that. You finally
got that family you wanted, Jack.
600
00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:16,378
Did you hear that?
I think he just called me Daddy.
601
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,882
- He looks just like you, Jack.
- Thank you.
602
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,145
Well, what is it?
603
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:46,741
I do believe that's our cue.
604
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:53,707
To paying back San Ricardo!
605
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:55,459
To being rich!
606
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,751
�Ol�!
607
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:12,517
You.
608
00:55:12,894 --> 00:55:13,977
Me?
609
00:55:14,145 --> 00:55:15,687
Yeah, yeah, baby!
610
00:55:18,316 --> 00:55:20,150
One, two, cha-cha-cha!
611
00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:22,319
Three, four, cha-cha-cha!
612
00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:24,279
One, two... What?!
613
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,826
There is one word for you,
Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!
614
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:34,915
I know you have quite a reputation
with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.
615
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:38,251
I've also been known as the...
Furry Lover!
616
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,422
But that was before I met you.
617
00:55:42,590 --> 00:55:47,594
You don't know me, Puss. I'm not who
you think I am. I'm all about the score.
618
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:52,849
Come on. Look me in the eyes and
tell me all you care about is the gold.
619
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,101
Puss...
620
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,353
Kitty...
621
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,522
Oh, my God!
622
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:01,900
New partners!
623
00:56:02,652 --> 00:56:06,571
Do not fall for his animal magnetism.
You stay focused.
624
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,241
What?!
625
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,627
So... I have been thinking,
Miss Softpaws,
626
00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:24,422
that when we go our separate ways,
we can go our separate ways...
627
00:56:24,757 --> 00:56:26,258
...together.
628
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,512
Puss, you have to go, now.
629
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,349
You do not have to push me away
anymore. You can trust me.
630
00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:39,813
Give it up for the legends of San
Ricardo, Humpty and Puss! We did it!
631
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:45,318
- I'm calling it a night, guys.
- Kitty! Stay up with us.
632
00:56:45,486 --> 00:56:49,322
No, I feel a... hairball coming on.
633
00:56:49,949 --> 00:56:52,325
OK, yeah. Have fun with that!
634
00:56:52,994 --> 00:56:55,036
We should give her some privacy.
635
00:56:57,582 --> 00:57:00,083
I never thought we would get to here.
636
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:03,169
After all we went through...
637
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,006
...to pull this off, together.
638
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:10,677
It is good to have my brother back.
639
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:14,222
Yep. Sure is.
640
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,058
Well, we have a big day tomorrow.
641
00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:20,061
Pretty exciting stuff.
642
00:57:20,229 --> 00:57:21,896
We should get some rest.
643
00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:25,400
Good night, Humpty.
644
00:57:31,991 --> 00:57:33,074
Canasta!
645
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,150
I am still alive!
646
00:58:12,448 --> 00:58:14,449
Jack and Jill.
647
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,118
Kitty?
648
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,453
Humpty?
649
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,957
I will find you.
650
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:28,963
Get out of here!
651
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:24,436
Be gone!
652
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,482
What do you want? Gold? I have gold!
653
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:32,485
Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.
654
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:33,987
With our own gold.
655
00:59:34,155 --> 00:59:36,406
Come on now,
all we want is a little breakfast.
656
00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:39,409
- No, no, please!
- How do you like your eggs, pumpkin?
657
00:59:39,577 --> 00:59:41,244
Humpty, no!
658
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:49,085
Hello, Puss.
659
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:51,087
Surprise!
660
00:59:53,841 --> 00:59:55,133
What is going on?
661
00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:59,220
It's a surprise party,
and the surprise is on you.
662
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:01,973
Looks like the cat's out of the bag.
663
01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:03,683
You were in cahoots?!
664
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:06,144
Oh, yeah! They all work for me.
665
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:13,526
I spent a lot of time in prison
preparing for this.
666
01:00:13,694 --> 01:00:16,404
- You set me up.
- Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.
667
01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:20,909
You think this was all about getting
the gold and clearing your name?
668
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:25,413
This little adventure
was about one thing.
669
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:27,916
Revenge.
670
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:33,838
You never knew it, Puss...
but I was always there.
671
01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:59,030
You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss?
Well, so did I.
672
01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:00,573
Why would you do this?
673
01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,158
You left me on that bridge!
674
01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:04,452
You abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
675
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:07,163
- What happened to "brothers forever"?!
- I trusted you!
676
01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:09,374
Well, now you're finally gonna know
what it feels like,
677
01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:12,335
you know, to trust someone
and have them stab you in the back.
678
01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:14,295
Guards!
679
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:19,259
Puss In Boots, you're under arrest
for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!
680
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,427
Consider this the final meeting
of Bean Club.
681
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,471
I should scramble you with onions!
682
01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:27,225
You should never have come back.
683
01:01:28,978 --> 01:01:31,354
�Peque�o! Wait.
684
01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:33,648
Do not fight them, please.
685
01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:36,609
Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.
686
01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:41,155
No. Puss, no more running.
687
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:45,493
Please stop breaking my heart
and face what you have done.
688
01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:50,164
I'm sorry, Mama.
689
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,667
I let you down.
690
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,922
Paws where we can see them!
691
01:01:59,091 --> 01:02:01,092
Turn around... slow.
692
01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:04,762
Slower!
693
01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:14,522
Step into the carrier... quiet-like.
694
01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:26,284
Attention! Attention, everyone! If you
could just come in a little closer.
695
01:02:26,452 --> 01:02:32,040
Ladies and gentlemen, I present
to you... the Golden Goose of legend!
696
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,589
Kitty. Not you, too?
697
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,930
Gold for everyone!
698
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,101
We got some fresh,
hot gold here, people!
699
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:55,605
Step right up! Get it hot!
700
01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,942
�Huevos! �Huevos! �Huevos!
701
01:03:06,367 --> 01:03:08,368
One hat.
702
01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:10,703
One belt.
703
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,039
And two boots...
704
01:03:13,207 --> 01:03:16,042
...once a symbol of honor.
705
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:20,338
One bottle of catnip?
706
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,132
It is for my glaucoma.
707
01:03:26,679 --> 01:03:30,223
This is where you belong, outlaw.
708
01:03:30,391 --> 01:03:34,727
And this is where you will stay...
forever.
709
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:55,248
No, no. Don't stop on my account.
710
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:11,723
Well, it looks like the egg
got what he wanted.
711
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,725
You're talking about Humpty?
712
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:19,188
Don't say his name! I used to
share this cell with that smelly thing.
713
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:22,316
Happiest day of my life
was when he left.
714
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:25,194
Till I realized he stole my magic beans.
715
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,489
Wait, wait, wait!
You had the beans? Who are you?
716
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,076
Hey! What's your name?
717
01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:34,078
Andy Beanstalk!
718
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,080
My friends call me Jack.
719
01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:39,584
I traded the family cow for them beans.
720
01:04:39,752 --> 01:04:41,669
Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.
721
01:04:41,837 --> 01:04:44,756
It was some other family's family cow.
That's why I got eight to ten.
722
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:48,926
Always know which cow is yours.
723
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,055
Crazy man. Wake up!
724
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:54,223
What else do you know?
725
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:58,102
We're all goners,
thanks to that little stinky!
726
01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:03,524
I told him not to take the goose,
but all he wanted was his revenge!
727
01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:06,027
Don't take the goose. Why?
728
01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:13,409
The Great Terror!
That's the Golden Goose's mama.
729
01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,869
Oh, no.
730
01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:17,705
And she will be out for blood
731
01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:21,417
when she comes back for her baby.
732
01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:26,214
Guard! San Ricardo is in terrible
danger! You must listen to me!
733
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:27,715
Quiet, you!
734
01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:53,074
Shut up.
735
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,760
Open the door.
736
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:22,019
Drop the weapon.
737
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,148
Very good.
738
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,483
Step aside.
739
01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,652
No.
740
01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:31,612
Diablo Gato!
741
01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:33,781
Nice try.
742
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:48,504
I hope you can forgive me.
743
01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:51,465
Apology accepted!
744
01:06:52,384 --> 01:06:54,552
I don't really have time for you.
745
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,804
I have to save the town
from the Great Terror!
746
01:06:56,972 --> 01:06:58,806
Wait, Puss!
747
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,892
Don't you see? I'm here because...
748
01:07:01,894 --> 01:07:04,645
I am here
because you made me realize
749
01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:07,899
that there is something
I care about more than gold.
750
01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:10,610
Something?
751
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,654
OK. Someone.
752
01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:16,699
He's about two feet tall,
wears high heels.
753
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,326
Handsome?
754
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,453
He's very handsome.
755
01:07:20,621 --> 01:07:21,871
A real beefcake?
756
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:23,998
- A stallion?
- Yes.
757
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:26,042
- Tiger?
- Oh, brother.
758
01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:29,629
But this does not make us even.
759
01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:30,796
Freeze!
760
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,423
Yes, it does.
761
01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,258
No, no, no, it doesn't.
762
01:07:38,138 --> 01:07:39,597
I saved you!
763
01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:42,183
You owed me one.
764
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:44,769
You didn't tell me about Humpty.
765
01:07:46,939 --> 01:07:48,522
So now you owe me two.
766
01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:55,780
- You're a lot of work.
- I know. But I am worth it!
767
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,828
You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!
768
01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:04,997
Wrong boots.
769
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,083
Kitty!
770
01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,918
Now we're even!
771
01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:19,929
This is your San Ricardo weather report.
772
01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:22,682
Chances of a giant goose
destroying the town...
773
01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:24,934
...one hundred percent.
774
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,650
Never alone, always together...
775
01:08:32,818 --> 01:08:34,151
Humpty and Puss...
776
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,070
Brothers forever.
777
01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:43,953
Come on, sweetie. Let's get
out of here before Mama shows up.
778
01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,914
I should make you
into an egg salad sandwich!
779
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,542
That is disgusting!
780
01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:51,210
Give me the goose, Humpty.
781
01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:53,296
No can do, I'm afraid.
782
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,464
See, the mama's on her way,
and when she gets here,
783
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:59,969
it's bye-bye San Ricardo
and everything you ever cared about!
784
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:03,973
Revenge on me is one thing,
but why Imelda? Why the orphanage?
785
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,683
This is our home.
786
01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,226
You mean your home.
787
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,981
I never belonged here.
788
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:13,482
We had a plan to get out of here,
789
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,820
but then you became a hero
and you picked this place over me.
790
01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:20,990
You left me with nothing.
791
01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:28,664
Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.
792
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:35,087
But do not take it out on these people.
You are better than this!
793
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,632
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, come on!
794
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,509
I know the real Humpty.
795
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,805
The way you saw the world!
The inventor! The dreamer!
796
01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,266
What happened to that guy?
797
01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:55,107
I... I think it's too late.
798
01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,777
It is never too late
to do the right thing.
799
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,029
Together we can save San Ricardo!
800
01:10:05,786 --> 01:10:09,413
I can forgive you, Humpty...
if you help me now.
801
01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:11,707
Really?
802
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,251
After everything I put you through?
803
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:17,213
Prove to me there is still
a good egg in you.
804
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,966
I'll try.
805
01:11:12,853 --> 01:11:14,019
Goggles, check.
806
01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,730
Get the baby over the bridge.
I'll get the mother to follow.
807
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,399
OK. Give me a...
808
01:11:18,567 --> 01:11:19,900
Puss!
809
01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:45,217
Mama Goose!
810
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:50,556
Wait!
811
01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:54,185
Just follow me
and I will lead you to your baby.
812
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,859
No! Not that way!
813
01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:05,321
Peque�o, help!
814
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,947
Hang on!
815
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,167
That's my boy!
816
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,466
Come with me, Mama Goose.
I know where your baby is.
817
01:12:25,634 --> 01:12:27,927
Here. Look!
818
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,232
Humpty, pick up the pace!
819
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,859
I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!
820
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:52,451
Sorry, egghead,
we want more than just eggs.
821
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:54,411
So how about you give us that goose!
822
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:55,496
Humpty!
823
01:12:57,332 --> 01:12:58,332
Get her off!
824
01:13:00,085 --> 01:13:03,671
- Nice moves.
- What would you do without me?
825
01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:09,552
Freeze!
826
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,431
Comandante!
827
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,058
I can explain?
828
01:13:16,226 --> 01:13:21,772
Gato, you are going back to jail
if it's the last thing I do!
829
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:23,232
Humpty, hurry!
830
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,694
We're almost there. We're almost there!
831
01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:53,554
- Puss, help!
- Humpty, hang on!
832
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,848
Puss!
833
01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:07,234
Here we are again, right, Puss?
834
01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:13,282
I will not leave you behind
this time, Humpty.
835
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,626
I'm sorry, Puss.
836
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,461
I've made a mess out of everything.
837
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:29,006
I'm a rotten egg.
838
01:14:29,174 --> 01:14:31,759
I'm not a person.
839
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:35,095
I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.
840
01:14:36,723 --> 01:14:38,557
I don't know what I am.
841
01:14:38,725 --> 01:14:42,186
You are what you have always been.
842
01:14:42,771 --> 01:14:44,438
My brother.
843
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:48,525
Brothers forever.
844
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:05,334
- You can't save us both.
- Yes, I can! Just hang on!
845
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:11,965
Puss, you have to save the baby,
or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.
846
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,719
It's the right thing to do.
847
01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:21,850
I will not let you go, Humpty.
848
01:15:22,936 --> 01:15:24,353
I know you won't.
849
01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:27,356
So I won't make you choose.
850
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:29,483
Humpty!
851
01:15:51,423 --> 01:15:53,298
I'm very sorry.
852
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,050
She's OK.
853
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,768
Humpty?
854
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:26,623
I always knew that you were good inside.
855
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,139
Goodbye, Humpty.
856
01:16:52,859 --> 01:16:56,069
- Yeah, I think it's wonderful...
- And I got a goose egg.
857
01:16:56,738 --> 01:16:58,238
It's him. Puss In Boots.
858
01:16:58,406 --> 01:17:00,407
He saved us from the giant goose!
859
01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:02,367
His sword is like lightning!
860
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,411
They say he has ten lives.
861
01:17:04,579 --> 01:17:08,373
His boots are made
of the finest Corinthian leather.
862
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:10,834
He only drinks whole milk.
863
01:17:14,339 --> 01:17:15,631
Good leche.
864
01:17:15,799 --> 01:17:19,343
He's no outlaw. He saved us!
865
01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:21,678
Meow?
866
01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:26,016
A gift for you, Mama.
867
01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:32,689
I have to go.
The soldiers are coming for me.
868
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:37,027
I am so proud of you, my son.
869
01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:44,117
Today, you faced the past
with bravery and honor.
870
01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:47,371
You earned those boots.
871
01:17:47,539 --> 01:17:52,543
And the people know that
you are San Ricardo's greatest hero.
872
01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:55,546
I did it for you, Mama.
873
01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:59,341
You will always be in my heart.
874
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,718
And you in mine.
875
01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:06,348
�Gato!
876
01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:09,142
- There he is!
- I see him!
877
01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:54,605
I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
878
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:56,773
Sooner than you think.
879
01:19:04,824 --> 01:19:07,576
She is a bad kitty.
880
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:16,418
This is the story of a cat
who became a hero.
881
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:21,089
An outlaw dedicated to justice.
And a lover of beautiful women.
882
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:24,885
A great... great lover.
883
01:19:25,053 --> 01:19:27,679
Really. It is crazy.
884
01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:30,891
I am Puss In Boots!
885
01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:35,604
And my name would become... legend!
886
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,304
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