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Oh, Jesus.
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It can't be done.
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You sure about that?
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Ah. There's a trick, huh?
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There's got to be.
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This guy wouldn't be
putting any money on it
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unless there's a trick, huh?
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I'm telling you... it can't be done.
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So you give up?
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Yeah, all right.
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Wait. What?
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No way!
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Show me that again.
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Sure. You got another $20?
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Screw this.
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Ah, don't go away mad.
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Oh, hey, guys, you want to buy a Rolex?
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Whoa, whoa. Hold on.
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How much for that cheap piece of crap?
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- Look what the wind blew in.
- Hey, Merna.
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Holy crap.
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Jimmy, my man, I said you
would beat the rap.
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Hey, Merna, set him up, would you?
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Merna, no, thanks. I'm good.
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No, go on. He don't mean it.
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You just got out of jail. Come on.
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You're... you're not gonna have a drink?
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That'll be the day, huh?
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Marco, settle down, okay? I'm in a rush.
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My brother's outside in a taxi.
The meter's running.
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What... Chuck's outside?
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Tell him to pull
that broomstick out of his ass
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and get in here. I'm buying.
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No. No, no, we got no time.
We're catching a plane.
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I came here to say goodbye.
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I'm moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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Mexico? You skipped bail?
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New Mexico...
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You know, like, uh, Bugs Bunny
and the Road Runner, you know?
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Yeah. What are you gonna do there?
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I'm gonna work at his law firm,
like, in the mailroom.
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It's a start, anyways.
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What? N-now you're talking crazy, man.
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You just got out of jail.
Now you want to go back?
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Because working for him...
That's all that is.
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Marco... I was done.
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You understand? I didn't beat the rap.
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Chuck flew in and saved my ass.
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It's time to make some changes.
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Hey, listen, man. You're Slippin' Jimmy.
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What do you got to change, huh?
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Everything. It's time to grow up.
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Yeah, according to who... Chuck?
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The same goes for you, man.
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You want to spend the rest
of your life on that stool?
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I mean, come on, Marco. Look at yourself.
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All right, that's him. I got to hit it.
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Geez. His master's voice.
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Really? Look, come on. Go outside.
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Tell Chuckles that you... you
got some business you forgot.
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- Marco.
- Come on.
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Y... you got to have one last blowout.
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We'll do the watch thing again,
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but... but maybe we'll pull that, uh...
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That tar-money scam you were talking about,
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- get some girls...
- I made a promise.
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Yeah, you made a promise, but it was...
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W... Whaddyamacallit? Under duress.
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Look, he got you out of jail, okay?
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But he's your brother. I mean,
what else is he gonna do?
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Marco, listen to me, all right?
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Chuck's not making me do this.
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He's giving me an opportunity,
and I'm grabbing it.
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Geez, it's like watching
Miles Davis give up the trumpet.
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What? What does that even mean?
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It's just a waste, is all I'm saying.
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All right, look. I'm gonna fly out there.
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I'm gonna get settled,
and I'll call you. Yeah?
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All right, Jimmy.
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Hey, have a safe flight, all right?!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's up?
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Just waiting to talk to Howard.
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Can I ask about what?
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I'm taking your advice.
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I'm, uh, giving the case to HHM.
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Why?
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The fact that Chuck doesn't want me here
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has something to do with it.
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I'm so sorry.
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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I just...
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I didn't want you hating your own brother.
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How did you find out?
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Did Kim tell you?
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I figured it out on my own.
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It's about time, right?
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I brought the Sandpiper stuff with me.
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It's down in my car.
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I figure your guys could do the outreach.
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If any of those geezers
don't want to sign with you,
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just give me their names.
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I'll talk them into it.
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You know, Jimmy, I never
wanted it to go this way.
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If it had been up to me,
we would have at least...
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Howard, I get it.
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Your brother's very important to the firm.
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Sorry I called you a pig fucker.
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Well...
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We owe you some money, don't we?
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The of-counsel fee...
I think we discussed $20,000.
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That and whatever the common-fund proceeds
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of Sandpiper ultimately adds up to,
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you'll receive 20% of that...
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Should be a very nice payday
for you when it comes.
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Yep.
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I've got something for you, too.
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Uh, it's a shopping list for Chuck.
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I mean, he's doing better,
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but he still needs deliveries every day.
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I think he'd be more comfortable
with someone else doing it.
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I see.
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You don't have to do it personally.
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It just needs to get done.
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It's pretty straightforward.
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The ice is a pain in the ass,
but he needs it.
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I usually sneak into a motel
and fill a garbage bag,
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but you can have
whoever you hire just buy it.
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The most important thing is the newspapers.
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Uh, The New York Times,
The Wall Street Journal...
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They're a must.
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There's a newsstand on Eubank
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that has both of them at 6:00 A.M.,
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which is good 'cause he's an early riser.
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The Albuquerque Journal he gets delivered,
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but somebody still has to
bring it in for him.
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You've been doing all of this every day...
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For over a year?
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You'll take care of this?
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Absolutely.
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I'll get it done and done right.
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I always liked you, Jimmy.
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Remember?
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I used to call you "Charlie Hustle."
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Yeah, I remember that.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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That was nice.
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You sure you're all right?
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It's not a crime to let it out.
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There's nothing to let out.
Chuck's a sick man.
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That's no excuse.
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He's my brother.
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He thinks I'm a scumbag.
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There's nothing I can do to change that.
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What else is there to say?
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Wow. That's mature.
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Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
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O-64, as in, "oh, to be 64 again!"
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O-64.
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All right. Next up... We got... N-32.
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"N" as in "Nancy... Reagan," a
first lady with a lot of style.
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Anybody else seen "Hellcats of the Navy"?
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All right. No winners yet?
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Okay, here's... B-2,
just like the B-2 bomber,
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the stealth...
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There's probably one taking off
over at Kirtland right now.
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We would never know because it's stealthy.
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Still no winners? No?
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Here we have...
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B-4, another "B." How about that?
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As in, "before too long, we're
gonna have another winner."
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No? Nobody? Okay.
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All right.
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And here comes...
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Hey, it's our old friend "B."
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B-12.
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"B," as in, uh...
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"B," as in...
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"Betrayal"...
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Benedict Arnold betrayed The United States.
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Still no winners.
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No?
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Okay.
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Here it is.
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Oh, what are the odds?
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Four B's in a row. That's...
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B-7.
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"B" as in...
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"B" as in..."Brother"... brother.
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B-7... "Seven brides for seven brothers."
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I'm sure a lot of you have brothers.
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It's not like mine, though.
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Any winners yet?
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Take a... take another look, okay?
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I'll wait.
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All I'm gonna say is,
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if it's another "B,"
could have a real problem here.
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And...
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Hey, it is another "B."
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B-5, as in,
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"boy, this 'B' thing is
really starting to tick me off."
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"B" as in "battleship."
"B" as in "bourbon."
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"B" as in "Belize"...
Beautiful place, so I've heard.
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I would love to go there.
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But, uh, let's face it...
That's never gonna happen.
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None of us is ever leaving
this godforsaken wasteland.
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Sorry.
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Scratch that. Moving on.
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I mean, what is it with this place?
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It's... it's like living
inside an easy-bake oven.
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I mean, look out that window.
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It's... it's like a soulless,
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radioactive Georgia O’Keeffe
hellscape out there,
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crawling with coral snakes
and scorpions and...
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You ever see the movie
"The Hills Have Eyes"?
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It's a documentary!
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God forbid your car breaks down...
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You have to walk 10 steps.
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You got a melanoma the size of a pineapple
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where your head used to be.
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And so you ask, "why?" Why?
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If... if that's how I feel,
why do I live here?
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Why?!
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Excuse me.
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Are you gonna read that number?
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Yeah. I'm gonna read your number.
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And it's another "B."
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It's another frigging "B." Boy, of course.
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Why not? Why not?!
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And the next number...
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Uh, quick question...
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Who here knows what a Chicago sunroof is?
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Anybody?
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You, sir? No? Okay.
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True story... uh, back home, uh,
there was this guy named Chet.
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Now, Chet was a real asshole.
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He might have owed me some money.
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He might have slept with my wife...
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Before she became my ex-wife.
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The details don't matter.
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Suffice it to say, I was wronged.
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All right, so, one summer evening,
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I was out having a few drinks...
One or two, maybe three.
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You get the picture?
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And, uh, who do I see? Chet.
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He drove up, and he double-parked
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outside a dairy queen and
went in to get some soft-serve.
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Now, Chet drove...
And this will give you an idea
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of exactly what kind
of a douchebag this guy was...
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Drove a white pearlescent BMW 7 series
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with white leather interior.
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So, I saw that thing,
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and I had... I'd had a few, like I said.
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And, uh... I climbed up top,
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and I may have...
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Defecated, uh, through the sunroof.
258
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Not my finest hour... I'll grant you that.
259
00:13:54,642 --> 00:13:57,111
But that's what a Chicago sunroof is.
260
00:13:57,146 --> 00:14:00,384
Now you know. It's a real thing.
261
00:14:00,418 --> 00:14:04,423
I didn't make it up. I'm not
the first person to do it.
262
00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:07,929
There's a name for it.
263
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:12,436
Guy wanted some soft-serve...
I gave him some soft-serve.
264
00:14:12,471 --> 00:14:16,778
I did not know that his children
were in the backseat.
265
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,615
There was a level of tint on the windows
266
00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:21,451
that I'll maintain to this day
267
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:25,420
was not legal
in an Illinois-licensed vehicle.
268
00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:28,590
But somehow, that's on me, I guess.
269
00:14:30,157 --> 00:14:33,959
Who leaves two Cub Scouts
in a double-parked car
270
00:14:33,993 --> 00:14:36,295
with the engine running?!
271
00:14:36,329 --> 00:14:38,798
Come on.
272
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,935
Now, Chet was connected, see?
273
00:14:40,969 --> 00:14:44,104
Like, uh, Cicero connected.
274
00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:46,942
So, usually, I'd be looking
at malicious mischief,
275
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:49,611
public intoxication,
disorderly conduct, maybe,
276
00:14:49,645 --> 00:14:54,783
but he's got the D.A.
saying indecent exposure,
277
00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:57,251
calling me a sex offender. What?
278
00:14:57,285 --> 00:15:02,593
One little Chicago sunroof, and
suddenly I'm Charles Manson?!
279
00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:06,096
And that's where it all went off the rails.
280
00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,266
I've been paying for it ever since.
281
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,635
That's why I'm here!
282
00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:14,943
I don't...
283
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,655
You know what?
284
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,824
Any of this stuff you want, come get it.
285
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:31,832
Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody.
286
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:46,247
- What can I get you?
- Old style.
287
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,380
Make it two.
288
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:48,748
You got it.
289
00:16:50,284 --> 00:16:52,052
- What happened to Merna?
- Merna?
290
00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:53,253
She's doing all right.
291
00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:54,755
She's my step-mom.
292
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:56,756
She don't come in much anymore.
293
00:16:58,459 --> 00:17:01,427
Tell her Slippin' Jimmy says hello.
294
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:04,432
- Slippin' Jimmy?
- Yeah, she'll know.
295
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,967
I'll tell her. That'll be $5.50.
296
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,558
Marco...
297
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,894
You gorgeous hunk of a man...
298
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:41,165
How long will you keep me waiting?
299
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,835
Mnh! Wake up, you fat son of a bitch.
300
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:46,004
Bought you a beer.
301
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,213
- Jimmy?
- In the flesh.
302
00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:55,351
Hey.
303
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,520
So, I'm not dark enough for you, huh?
304
00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:01,089
No, no. I'm just saying
I don't see any color.
305
00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,757
I mean, 10 years in the desert,
you should look like, uh,
306
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,928
Anthony Quinn in "Lawrence of Arabia."
307
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,964
Turks... They paid me a golden treasure!
308
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,833
- Yet I am poor...
- Because I am a...
309
00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,669
- River to my people!
- River to my people!
310
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,303
Well, hey, I'm Irish, okay?
311
00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:18,202
I spend my time staying out of the sun.
312
00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:20,174
Speaking of pale sons of bitches,
313
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:22,203
how's your brother doing?
314
00:18:22,238 --> 00:18:24,040
Chuck's fine.
315
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,375
Still working for him?
316
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:27,378
Sometimes.
317
00:18:29,749 --> 00:18:33,049
What about you... I mean,
besides falling asleep on a bar
318
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,885
at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon?
319
00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:40,024
"Lake Michigan Standpipe"?
320
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:41,285
- What's that?
- My brother-in-law
321
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:42,061
owns the company.
322
00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:43,662
Wait. Hold it. You got married?
323
00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,163
No, no, no. My... my...
my sister Angie's husband.
324
00:18:45,197 --> 00:18:46,398
Ah.
325
00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:47,733
So, what the hell's a standpipe?
326
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,734
Standpipe... you know what a standpipe is.
327
00:18:49,768 --> 00:18:52,407
- I don't think so.
- Fire department comes.
328
00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:53,909
They stick one end of the hose
on the hydrant.
329
00:18:53,944 --> 00:18:55,677
The other end goes on the standpipe.
330
00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,177
The water goes out the standpipe,
331
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,814
through the sprinklers,
and then douses the flames.
332
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,984
It's important stuff.
333
00:19:01,018 --> 00:19:03,020
So, that's what a standpipe is, huh?
334
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:06,521
Well, it's a dry standpipe.
There's also the wet standpipe.
335
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:08,358
What's the difference?
336
00:19:08,392 --> 00:19:11,196
I don't know i-if I could
explain it to a layman.
337
00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:18,928
Excuse me. How's your mom?
338
00:19:18,963 --> 00:19:23,166
Oh, she passed away about three years ago.
339
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,236
Ah. That's too bad. She was a great lady.
340
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,071
Yeah. From Wisconsin, right?
341
00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:31,574
- Yeah.
- The funeral out there?
342
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:36,013
No, it was... here.
343
00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:39,016
Here?
344
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:43,086
Yeah, well, we were only in town
for a few days, so...
345
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,190
You were in town. You didn't look me up?
346
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,260
Chuck was in the middle of a big case,
347
00:19:50,294 --> 00:19:52,361
and, uh, we couldn't stay around, so...
348
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,366
Can I get you guys anything else?
349
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,700
I'm good. You want anything?
350
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:03,804
Nah. Your change here, too.
351
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:05,640
Uh, yeah, okay. Hey.
352
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:06,641
Thank you.
353
00:20:18,289 --> 00:20:20,258
How's my Cutlass running?
354
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:21,560
Gets me around.
355
00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:24,162
Well, it's a classic.
356
00:20:25,364 --> 00:20:28,834
Little bodywork, paint job...
Really be something.
357
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:34,741
So, what you gonna do while you're here?
358
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,411
I don't know.
359
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,244
See the sights, you know,
360
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,080
catch a Cubbies game from the bleachers,
361
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,083
get a hot dog at Henry's.
362
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:47,320
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
363
00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:48,820
Uh-huh.
364
00:20:50,354 --> 00:20:53,490
Correct.
365
00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:55,990
I'm gonna see them tomorrow.
366
00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:57,525
Yeah, both of them.
367
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:02,865
Okay. Okay, bye.
368
00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:04,768
Is he a regular?
369
00:21:04,802 --> 00:21:06,237
No.
370
00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:12,811
You're buying, I'm selling.
371
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:18,152
All right, then.
372
00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:29,696
All I'm asking is that you take a look.
373
00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:30,797
I'm sorry, buddy... no offense.
374
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,465
I'm just... you know, I'm not interested.
375
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,966
Come on, man.
376
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,301
What's it gonna hurt to take a look?
377
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,637
It'll take you two seconds.
378
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,807
All right.
379
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,810
All right. Show me what you got.
380
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,812
Boom.
381
00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:50,817
Okay.
382
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:52,482
Do you see it?
383
00:21:52,517 --> 00:21:55,417
I see a Kennedy half-dollar.
384
00:21:55,451 --> 00:21:57,585
Which way is he facing?
385
00:21:57,619 --> 00:21:59,252
JFK's facing left.
386
00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:02,423
Exactly.
387
00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:07,094
Hey, which way is he supposed to be facing?
388
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:10,064
Right... he's supposed to be facing right.
389
00:22:10,098 --> 00:22:13,701
Okay, so why... why is
this one facing left?
390
00:22:15,237 --> 00:22:20,544
November 22, 1963...
Kennedy is assassinated, right?
391
00:22:20,579 --> 00:22:22,877
The whole nation goes into mourning.
392
00:22:22,911 --> 00:22:25,410
They start naming
everything in sight after him.
393
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,413
And the mint wants in on the act.
394
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,418
So, in '64, they decide to
change the Lincoln half-dollar
395
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:32,351
into the Kennedy half-dollar.
396
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,021
When they design it,
they put Kennedy facing right,
397
00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:37,525
facing east, just the way they had Lincoln.
398
00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,361
- You know why?
- Mnh-mnh.
399
00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:41,030
He symbolizes the dawn.
400
00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:44,467
It's why pretty much every grave
everywhere faces east, you know?
401
00:22:44,502 --> 00:22:46,770
So the spirit of the dead person
faces the rising sun.
402
00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:49,103
You know, it's a death thing.
It's a burial thing.
403
00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:51,437
But there's one technician
in the Denver mint, right?
404
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,943
And this guy... he believed
in, uh, the New Frontier...
405
00:22:54,978 --> 00:22:56,546
Camelot, the whole deal.
406
00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:58,977
So, the assassination just destroyed him.
407
00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:01,313
When he sees that coin
with Kennedy facing east,
408
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:04,653
facing the American past, pissed him off.
409
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,487
And so he went rogue.
410
00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:07,987
Without telling anybody,
411
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:11,288
he flipped things around
so that Kennedy was facing west,
412
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,456
towards the New Frontier, the future.
413
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:15,791
Now, the mint struck about 3,000 of these
414
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:17,126
before they figured it out.
415
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,628
They canned the guy.
416
00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:21,464
About 1,000 of them made it out
into general circulation.
417
00:23:21,498 --> 00:23:23,299
They managed to get most of them back,
418
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,636
melt them down, but...
419
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,139
There are still...
420
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,641
200-plus floating around out there.
421
00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:33,912
What's that? I didn't catch that.
422
00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,449
I didn't say anything.
423
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:37,449
Do you mind, buddy?
424
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,150
We're having a private conversation here.
425
00:23:41,957 --> 00:23:43,892
This one's not in perfect condition,
426
00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:46,094
but on the open market,
427
00:23:46,129 --> 00:23:50,268
I'd say it's worth... 600 or 800 bucks.
428
00:23:50,302 --> 00:23:51,602
$800?
429
00:23:51,636 --> 00:23:53,868
Yeah, but I'm hard up,
430
00:23:53,903 --> 00:23:57,541
so I'll take, uh, $100 for it.
431
00:23:57,575 --> 00:24:01,711
You want me to give you $100
for a half-dollar.
432
00:24:01,746 --> 00:24:06,851
I want you to give me $100
for an $800 coin.
433
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:10,019
Yeah, I don't know, man. You know?
434
00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:11,855
I'm gonna go drain the snake.
Think about it.
435
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:22,869
This guy's playing me, right?
436
00:24:22,904 --> 00:24:23,870
Definitely.
437
00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:26,174
Slick son of a bitch.
438
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,878
You know, I should...
439
00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:35,650
You know what? I know this guy on wabash...
440
00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:37,653
Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's.
441
00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:39,654
Hey, Joey, can I use your phone?
442
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,487
Local call. Keep it short.
443
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,824
Right on.
444
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:46,761
Let's see. Man.
445
00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:50,095
I'm gonna call this guy, and
when he tells me this is a scam,
446
00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:52,934
you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna call the cops
447
00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:55,070
and get this scumbag thrown in the can.
448
00:24:55,104 --> 00:24:56,304
You're my witness, okay?
449
00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,742
Facing west.
450
00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:04,246
My hairy ass.
451
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,747
Hey. How you doing?
452
00:25:06,781 --> 00:25:09,750
Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew.
453
00:25:09,785 --> 00:25:12,587
Yeah, mm-hmm.
454
00:25:12,622 --> 00:25:15,423
Yeah, that's right.
455
00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:17,425
Hey, this is gonna sound like
the beginning of a bad joke,
456
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,762
but, uh, I'm in this bar,
and I've got this guy
457
00:25:19,797 --> 00:25:21,430
spinning this cock-and-bull story
458
00:25:21,464 --> 00:25:24,098
about this, uh, 50-cent piece
he's trying to sell me.
459
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:27,436
He says, uh... says Kennedy's supposed to be
460
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,105
facing west or something.
461
00:25:31,742 --> 00:25:33,574
Yeah?
462
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:38,943
Yeah.
463
00:25:38,977 --> 00:25:42,447
Mm-hmm.
464
00:25:42,481 --> 00:25:45,283
At the tone, the time will be 5:11 P.M.
465
00:25:45,317 --> 00:25:49,287
Yeah. That's what he said... Denver.
466
00:25:49,321 --> 00:25:52,259
Jesus. No kidding?
467
00:25:52,293 --> 00:25:53,760
- At the tone...
- Well, listen, I got to go.
468
00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:55,261
All right? Uh, thank you.
469
00:25:55,296 --> 00:25:57,765
And I owe you one.
470
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,102
Thanks, Joey.
471
00:26:01,137 --> 00:26:03,471
So, what did he say?
472
00:26:03,505 --> 00:26:05,107
Yeah, you know, he...
He didn't really know much.
473
00:26:09,479 --> 00:26:12,113
I'll tell you what...
I'll give you $50 for it.
474
00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,850
$50? I'm taking a bath at $100.
475
00:26:14,884 --> 00:26:16,018
All right. Okay.
476
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:19,019
Look, I got... $64 right here.
477
00:26:19,053 --> 00:26:21,022
It's an $800 coin, okay?
478
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,859
I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64.
479
00:26:22,893 --> 00:26:25,028
Okay, if you wait for me,
I'll get you 100 bucks.
480
00:26:25,063 --> 00:26:26,362
- I don't know.
- Okay.
481
00:26:27,497 --> 00:26:30,803
Hey, buddy, I got 75 bucks right here.
482
00:26:30,837 --> 00:26:33,139
I... I... sorry. I need $100.
483
00:26:33,173 --> 00:26:34,640
Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you.
484
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:36,308
Mind your own business, okay?
485
00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:38,309
- Come on.
- Cash money... $80.
486
00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:41,644
Look, if you give me a chance,
I'll be back with $110.
487
00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:42,945
How long will that be? I don't know.
488
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:44,579
I got to catch a train, come back...
489
00:26:44,614 --> 00:26:45,978
- Hour, hour and a half at the most.
- Yeah, you know, this guy
490
00:26:46,013 --> 00:26:47,780
- was getting ready to call the cops on you.
- No, I was not.
491
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:48,735
What? Why would you do that? That...
492
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,782
Now this guy is making shit up!
493
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,616
Hey, I got $110 right here. That's...
494
00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,116
- Sold.
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
495
00:26:53,151 --> 00:26:54,450
This guy's got the cash. Now...
496
00:26:54,484 --> 00:26:55,952
- Don't do that.
- Here, take care of that.
497
00:26:55,986 --> 00:26:57,054
That's history right there.
498
00:26:57,088 --> 00:26:59,558
- Hey, you can't do that.
- Hey, money talks.
499
00:26:59,593 --> 00:27:00,725
You lost. It's over.
500
00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:02,725
No, it's not over. No, that's crap.
501
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:04,060
And where do you think you're going, huh?
502
00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:05,295
Hey, back off, dude.
503
00:27:05,329 --> 00:27:08,299
Yeah, I'll back off
when you give me the JFK back.
504
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:09,433
Hey, Joey, call the cops.
505
00:27:09,468 --> 00:27:10,901
This guy just tried to rip me off.
506
00:27:10,935 --> 00:27:12,436
Hey, this guy's a liar.
I did not rip anybody off.
507
00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:13,504
Yes, you did!
508
00:27:13,539 --> 00:27:15,074
You come back in here,
and your ass is grass!
509
00:27:15,108 --> 00:27:17,243
I got friends, buddy!
510
00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:20,245
Do you hear me?!
You double-dealing bastard!
511
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,450
I got friends!
512
00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:29,423
You are so beautiful!
513
00:27:29,457 --> 00:27:31,258
Mwah!
514
00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:34,495
Hey, everybody, next round's on us!
515
00:27:43,176 --> 00:27:45,875
All right. Are you listening?
516
00:27:45,877 --> 00:27:47,577
Can you keep a secret?
517
00:27:47,675 --> 00:27:49,478
Yeah. Absolutely.
518
00:27:49,512 --> 00:27:52,648
Okay, his name is Idi Abbassi.
519
00:27:52,682 --> 00:27:54,484
He's 27 years old.
520
00:27:54,518 --> 00:27:56,652
He's a Nigerian prince, all right?
521
00:27:56,687 --> 00:28:00,992
He's worth, conservatively, $400 million.
522
00:28:01,026 --> 00:28:03,660
The dictatorship of equatorial Uqbar Orbis
523
00:28:03,694 --> 00:28:05,830
is detaining him on trumped-up charges.
524
00:28:05,865 --> 00:28:07,998
Now, the Abbassi family...
They're going crazy.
525
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:10,999
They will reward whoever
helps them get their boy back.
526
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,135
The hitch is,
the banks have frozen their...
527
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,970
Assets... I'm talking Irish sweeps tickets,
528
00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:17,306
a whole trunk full of 'em.
529
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:20,307
They're just sitting at O'Hare,
impounded in customs.
530
00:28:20,342 --> 00:28:22,310
Now, I know what
you're saying... "So what?"
531
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:25,147
I can leave this as security,
but you got to understand...
532
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:27,816
This violin is my livelihood.
It's a valuable antique.
533
00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,818
What do you mean it doesn't belong to you?
534
00:28:29,853 --> 00:28:32,487
I'll pay you 900 bucks
for this... cash on the barrel.
535
00:28:32,521 --> 00:28:34,489
I don't know. I hate to part with it.
536
00:28:34,523 --> 00:28:35,657
It's been in my family for years.
537
00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:36,659
You can keep a secret, right?
538
00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:37,795
Yeah, absolutely.
539
00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:39,629
But the point is, you need a good front,
540
00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:41,632
so you're gonna have
the most return on your dollars.
541
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,301
But I know this customs officer...
542
00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:45,138
That money, then make it an investment.
543
00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,607
If the price is right.
544
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,442
And I'm all about investments,
all about what's coming next.
545
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,279
Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car
546
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,781
out of this bad neighborhood.
547
00:28:51,816 --> 00:28:53,619
Sir, sir, could you help me?
548
00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:55,689
Tell me... are these today's numbers?
549
00:28:55,724 --> 00:28:57,858
Now, none of this was strictly legal,
550
00:28:57,892 --> 00:28:59,861
and the import taxes would have
been a killer... have at it.
551
00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:02,364
So he had to find a way to
get the money into the country
552
00:29:02,398 --> 00:29:04,134
without anyone knowing about it.
553
00:29:04,168 --> 00:29:06,137
He coated the cash with this black stuff...
554
00:29:06,171 --> 00:29:07,504
Vectrol paste.
555
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,807
And the only way to get it off
is with a special chemical.
556
00:29:10,841 --> 00:29:13,042
It's not cheap, but the upside?
557
00:29:13,076 --> 00:29:14,809
The upside is huge.
558
00:29:14,844 --> 00:29:16,543
Can you keep a secret?
559
00:29:16,577 --> 00:29:18,378
You know, the guy in "Dances with Wolves"?
560
00:29:20,112 --> 00:29:22,246
A guy like you, who's got some money,
561
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,581
who's got some money to throw around...
562
00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:25,918
Now, I know what
you're saying... "Who cares?"
563
00:29:25,952 --> 00:29:27,753
No matter which one wins,
we're gonna get a piece.
564
00:29:27,787 --> 00:29:29,421
He's got a gambling problem.
565
00:29:29,455 --> 00:29:31,589
Nobody can ever come after you,
but you get the profit.
566
00:29:31,623 --> 00:29:34,258
- The price is right.
- It's a win-win for you.
567
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:35,759
It's a lose-lose for everybody else.
568
00:29:35,794 --> 00:29:38,095
You want to tell the guy you've got a 14.
569
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,764
He checks...
570
00:29:39,798 --> 00:29:41,766
Realizes he's...
It's not gonna just be you.
571
00:29:41,801 --> 00:29:43,602
It's gonna be a piece of the pie.
572
00:29:43,636 --> 00:29:46,671
But you're gonna own a full
mountain range, guaranteed.
573
00:29:46,706 --> 00:29:48,840
Can you keep...
574
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:49,942
A secret?
575
00:29:49,976 --> 00:29:51,177
'Cause I really...
576
00:29:51,212 --> 00:29:52,580
Really shouldn't...
577
00:29:52,614 --> 00:29:53,981
Shouldn't be telling you this.
578
00:30:11,161 --> 00:30:13,628
- Hey.
- Hey.
579
00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:18,537
You are not Kevin Costner.
580
00:30:18,572 --> 00:30:21,106
I was last night.
581
00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:24,777
Jesus.
582
00:30:24,812 --> 00:30:27,549
Asshole.
583
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:30,052
I mean, seriously?
584
00:30:30,086 --> 00:30:31,219
Oh, my God.
585
00:30:31,253 --> 00:30:34,057
- Lucianne?! Lucianne!
- What?
586
00:30:34,091 --> 00:30:36,026
- He's not Kevin Costner.
- What?!
587
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,360
Well, who's this guy?
588
00:30:37,395 --> 00:30:39,029
Uh, not Kevin Costner's manager.
589
00:30:39,064 --> 00:30:41,568
Oh, come on. Come on. Let's go.
590
00:30:41,602 --> 00:30:43,838
Uh, hang on. Got to get my dress on.
591
00:30:43,872 --> 00:30:46,172
Come on. Get the hell out of this dump.
592
00:30:47,274 --> 00:30:49,178
So, are you sure he's not a manager?
593
00:30:49,212 --> 00:30:52,185
Yes, Luci, I am sure.
594
00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:54,187
But he said he was gonna give me his card.
595
00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,020
Does this look like a manager's place?
596
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,456
- Maybe.
- Can I interest you
597
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,857
ladies in some mimosas?
598
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:01,559
At least stick around
long enough to get dressed.
599
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,394
Oh, oh. Screw you.
600
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,696
If you build it, I will come.
601
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:07,198
Lucy, come on.
602
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,535
Okay. Bye.
603
00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:11,372
Come on.
604
00:31:11,406 --> 00:31:13,745
That door sticks.
605
00:31:13,779 --> 00:31:14,745
Yeah, okay. I got it.
606
00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:15,746
Okay.
607
00:31:15,781 --> 00:31:17,982
Go. Go.
608
00:31:18,016 --> 00:31:19,820
Okay.
609
00:32:16,450 --> 00:32:19,384
You have 15 messages.
610
00:32:19,418 --> 00:32:21,220
This is Greta Muller.
611
00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:23,387
I wanted to check to see if my wi...
612
00:32:24,554 --> 00:32:25,852
My name's Gary Albert Arnold.
613
00:32:25,887 --> 00:32:27,521
I'd like to discuss making a...
614
00:32:27,555 --> 00:32:29,190
Hi, Mr. McGill.
615
00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:31,193
I'm calling on behalf of my mother.
616
00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:32,531
She's in assisted living, and...
617
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,133
Uh, yes, Mr. McGill,
this is Manny Hollinger...Again.
618
00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:37,301
Uh, I hate to...
619
00:32:38,504 --> 00:32:40,805
So, what's it gonna be today, pal?
620
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:45,074
I'm up for anything and everything.
621
00:32:45,108 --> 00:32:48,744
Marco, I'm sorry. I got to go back.
622
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:51,578
What?
623
00:32:51,613 --> 00:32:55,246
Uh, it's been great, and I
appreciate your hospitality,
624
00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:58,083
but a week's gonna have to do it.
625
00:32:58,117 --> 00:33:00,418
I got to go home.
626
00:33:00,452 --> 00:33:03,251
I already called in sick.
627
00:33:03,286 --> 00:33:06,423
Come on, man.
628
00:33:06,459 --> 00:33:08,595
This is home. Y-you hate it out there.
629
00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:10,031
What do you got to go back to?
630
00:33:10,065 --> 00:33:12,898
My clients.
631
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,902
Clients.
632
00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:20,074
What... what are you...
Like a gigolo or something?
633
00:33:20,108 --> 00:33:24,243
Uh, Marco...
634
00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:26,576
I'm a lawyer.
635
00:33:26,610 --> 00:33:28,411
What?
636
00:33:28,445 --> 00:33:29,613
Honest to God.
637
00:33:29,648 --> 00:33:32,948
I do elder law,
which is like wills and estates.
638
00:33:32,983 --> 00:33:34,549
So you're ripping off old people?
639
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,818
No, I'm not ripping off old people.
640
00:33:36,853 --> 00:33:38,754
I'm not ripping off anybody.
641
00:33:38,788 --> 00:33:42,555
Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer?
642
00:33:42,589 --> 00:33:44,922
No wonder you want to go back.
643
00:33:44,957 --> 00:33:47,722
I mean, you got to be king of the desert,
644
00:33:47,757 --> 00:33:51,024
driving around town
in a white Caddy, making bank.
645
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:52,358
I'm not making bank.
646
00:33:52,393 --> 00:33:54,259
I'm making a living, more or less.
647
00:33:54,294 --> 00:33:55,260
A living?
648
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:56,463
All due respect,
649
00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:58,967
you're a lawyer and you're not making bank,
650
00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:00,303
you're doing it wrong.
651
00:34:00,337 --> 00:34:02,637
Well, I'm building something. Takes time.
652
00:34:02,671 --> 00:34:04,306
Well, you're gonna build
something, build it out here.
653
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:06,809
I mean, lawyers in Chicago
make plenty... I assure you.
654
00:34:06,844 --> 00:34:09,811
Yeah, I don't know
what to tell you, Marco. I...
655
00:34:09,845 --> 00:34:11,479
Chuck's in Albuquerque.
656
00:34:11,513 --> 00:34:14,649
Again, all due respect...
Chuck's a stuck-up douchebag.
657
00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:18,951
I hate to break it to you,
but he doesn't even like you.
658
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:21,455
He's my brother.
659
00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,759
Okay.
660
00:34:26,794 --> 00:34:30,096
I... I get it... family.
661
00:34:30,131 --> 00:34:32,631
You got to go back. But...
662
00:34:40,473 --> 00:34:42,776
Remember this?
663
00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:44,447
The Rolex thing. What...
664
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,448
Whatever happened to the guy
who used to sell us those?
665
00:34:46,483 --> 00:34:49,115
Jin Kang? He got deported.
666
00:34:49,149 --> 00:34:53,484
This is the last one. I say we go for it.
667
00:34:53,518 --> 00:34:55,153
No. Oh, come on.
668
00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:56,621
Last time, we did what? $600?
669
00:34:56,655 --> 00:34:59,356
The hot streak we're on,
I bet we break a grand, easy.
670
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,590
I could lend you some cash.
671
00:35:01,624 --> 00:35:03,425
I don't need the money, Jimmy.
672
00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:04,992
I need this.
673
00:35:05,027 --> 00:35:06,127
Come on.
674
00:35:06,161 --> 00:35:07,962
You say you're happy
doing wills or whatever,
675
00:35:07,997 --> 00:35:09,929
good for you, man, seriously.
676
00:35:09,964 --> 00:35:10,996
But I got to tell you...
677
00:35:11,030 --> 00:35:14,833
Standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man.
678
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:17,802
I got nothing, Jimmy.
679
00:35:17,837 --> 00:35:20,068
Give me this.
680
00:35:21,903 --> 00:35:23,203
Give me this, man.
681
00:35:23,238 --> 00:35:24,538
I can't do it.
682
00:35:24,572 --> 00:35:26,172
Come on. Give me this.
683
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,306
Marco. Give me this.
684
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,141
- Come on. Come on.
- Buddy, listen to me.
685
00:35:29,175 --> 00:35:30,309
I'm listening. Come on.
686
00:35:30,343 --> 00:35:31,644
- Hey.
- Just one last time.
687
00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:32,980
Come on. I'm not being hypnotized.
688
00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:34,815
No? Okay. Come on, one more time.
689
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:35,950
I can't do it.
690
00:35:35,985 --> 00:35:37,386
Just one more... one more.
691
00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:38,889
Hey, listen to me. Just listen to you.
692
00:35:38,924 --> 00:35:40,425
- Yeah, I'm listening. Come on.
- No.
693
00:36:46,332 --> 00:36:49,970
Yeah!
694
00:36:50,004 --> 00:36:51,304
It's got to come from the gut, man.
695
00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:52,473
Yeah. Yeah.
696
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,146
Oh, that's crazy.
697
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,980
Just like a wolf. Go ahead.
698
00:36:59,015 --> 00:37:00,815
No, deeper, deeper.
699
00:37:01,951 --> 00:37:04,920
Yeah, and you do that
right at the moment of,
700
00:37:04,954 --> 00:37:06,254
you know, pure joy...
701
00:37:06,288 --> 00:37:08,255
Yeah... And it will escalate it 10...
702
00:37:08,289 --> 00:37:10,761
10 times.
703
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,596
- There's something...
- Hey.
704
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,797
- It's prehistoric.
- Hey, hey. Look.
705
00:37:24,448 --> 00:37:27,751
$50, $200, $400.
706
00:37:27,786 --> 00:37:29,589
- Whose is it?
- I don't know.
707
00:37:30,659 --> 00:37:32,294
There's got to be 1,000 bucks in here.
708
00:37:32,328 --> 00:37:35,296
Somebody must have...
709
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,965
Oh.
710
00:37:37,999 --> 00:37:40,169
Oh, damn.
711
00:37:50,118 --> 00:37:51,919
Is he, uh...
712
00:37:51,954 --> 00:37:53,288
I don't know.
713
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:29,718
Hey, buddy, you with us?
714
00:38:29,752 --> 00:38:33,556
Look, the guy's just had too many.
715
00:38:33,591 --> 00:38:37,559
I say we move on. You want to split this?
716
00:38:37,593 --> 00:38:40,230
Marco, you okay?
717
00:38:40,265 --> 00:38:42,231
Marco?
718
00:38:42,265 --> 00:38:43,731
What... do you know this guy?
719
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,235
Hey, call 911.
720
00:38:46,269 --> 00:38:48,608
Call 911!
721
00:38:51,244 --> 00:38:52,579
Hey!
722
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,054
I need an ambulance.
723
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,723
My friend's having a heart attack.
724
00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:03,728
We're in an alley,
725
00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:05,629
uh, southeast of Lasalle and Shermer.
726
00:39:05,663 --> 00:39:07,464
No, I-I don't know.
727
00:39:07,498 --> 00:39:08,798
He was like this when I found him.
728
00:39:08,832 --> 00:39:10,265
Hey, hold...
729
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,032
Marco, Marco, you with me?
730
00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:14,534
- You with me?
- I screwed up.
731
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,903
No, you did... you did good, buddy.
732
00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,404
Just hold on, all right?
They're on their way.
733
00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:19,738
They'll be here in a minute.
734
00:39:19,772 --> 00:39:20,738
Jimmy, you know what?
735
00:39:20,773 --> 00:39:22,073
Just s-save your breath, okay?
736
00:39:22,107 --> 00:39:23,540
You're gonna be fine.
737
00:39:23,575 --> 00:39:27,278
This was the greatest week of my life.
738
00:39:32,951 --> 00:39:35,253
Hey.
739
00:39:35,287 --> 00:39:36,755
Hey, hey, hey.
740
00:39:36,789 --> 00:39:37,989
Hang in there! Hey!
741
00:39:38,023 --> 00:39:41,323
Hey! Hey!
742
00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:42,659
Hey, wake up, man!
743
00:39:42,693 --> 00:39:45,762
Come on! Marco, buddy!
744
00:39:48,365 --> 00:39:49,665
Help!
745
00:39:51,701 --> 00:39:53,569
Anybody!
746
00:39:56,801 --> 00:39:58,002
Marco!
747
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,034
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Oh, hey, bud.
748
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,935
Can I bum one?
749
00:40:24,252 --> 00:40:26,219
Is that his?
750
00:40:26,253 --> 00:40:30,225
Yeah. His mom gave it to me.
751
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,726
Thought it looked familiar.
752
00:40:31,761 --> 00:40:33,225
I figured I'd wear it today,
753
00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:35,059
but I don't know.
754
00:40:35,092 --> 00:40:37,059
I'm not a big ring guy, so...
755
00:40:38,527 --> 00:40:42,196
Still. Could be worth a couple of bucks.
756
00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:58,511
Better head back.
757
00:40:58,546 --> 00:41:00,382
See you inside.
758
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:24,481
Hey.
759
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:26,652
Is this Ferris Bueller?
760
00:41:26,686 --> 00:41:28,488
Speaking.
761
00:41:28,523 --> 00:41:30,121
I don't want to interrupt your big day off.
762
00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:32,123
Just checking in. What are you up to?
763
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:35,127
You know, burning down the place.
764
00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,764
I wouldn't expect any less.
765
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:42,272
So, whatever it was, did you
get it out of your system?
766
00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:44,275
Yep, all gone.
767
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:47,111
Good. I want to run something by you.
768
00:41:47,145 --> 00:41:50,446
The Sandpiper case...
It's getting too big for HHM.
769
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,647
Howard's decided to partner
with another firm.
770
00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:54,816
Davis and Main. You heard of them?
771
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,985
- Sure, up in Santa Fe.
- Right.
772
00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:01,421
Well, they've heard of you, too,
and they're interested.
773
00:42:01,455 --> 00:42:03,587
They want to make you an offer
contingent on an interview.
774
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,253
They've got a partner-track
position in mind.
775
00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:06,420
Wait. What?
776
00:42:06,454 --> 00:42:08,924
Partner track? What are you talking about?
777
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:10,590
I'm talking about
there's an office in Santa Fe
778
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:13,592
with your name on it, or there could be,
779
00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:16,030
and you'd be working on your case.
780
00:42:16,064 --> 00:42:19,634
I... well, I...
781
00:42:19,669 --> 00:42:23,170
I don't even, uh...
782
00:42:23,204 --> 00:42:25,705
Chuck wouldn't like it.
783
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:27,373
Chuck has no say in this.
784
00:42:27,407 --> 00:42:28,874
You wouldn't be working for HHM,
785
00:42:28,908 --> 00:42:31,543
and Chuck can't tell
Davis and Main who to hire.
786
00:42:31,577 --> 00:42:32,677
Why me?
787
00:42:32,712 --> 00:42:34,847
Is this like a tax write-off
or a charity thing?
788
00:42:34,881 --> 00:42:36,280
What's the angle, huh?
789
00:42:36,315 --> 00:42:38,950
Jimmy, we've been talking to your clients,
790
00:42:38,984 --> 00:42:40,152
the Sandpiper residents,
791
00:42:40,186 --> 00:42:42,489
and they ask about you
every chance they get.
792
00:42:42,523 --> 00:42:44,992
I don't know what it is,
but you have a way with them.
793
00:42:45,026 --> 00:42:48,196
Hey. Old people love me.
794
00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:52,368
So... Sounds good?
795
00:42:55,571 --> 00:42:58,874
Kim, I can't imagine what
you did to make this happen.
796
00:42:58,908 --> 00:43:01,476
Thank you.
797
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:02,810
I didn't do anything... much.
798
00:43:02,845 --> 00:43:06,481
And believe it or not,
Howard's been pushing this, too.
799
00:43:06,515 --> 00:43:08,083
Good, old Howard.
800
00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,254
Listen, we're gonna be down
in Judge Murray's court
801
00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:11,922
on Thursday at 11:00.
802
00:43:11,956 --> 00:43:13,923
The Davis and Main people will be there.
803
00:43:13,957 --> 00:43:16,091
It'd be the perfect chance
for you to meet them.
804
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,259
Thursday at 11:00.
All right, I'll be there.
805
00:43:18,294 --> 00:43:19,762
Thanks, Kim, really.
806
00:43:19,796 --> 00:43:21,598
I'll see you then.
807
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:35,917
All the originals
need to be copied and filed.
808
00:43:35,951 --> 00:43:38,589
See, I've written right here
on the box... "Copy and file."
809
00:43:38,624 --> 00:43:40,259
That's to make it as clear as possible.
810
00:43:40,294 --> 00:43:42,594
Got it, Mr. McGill. Anything else?
811
00:43:42,629 --> 00:43:43,928
Well, on the grocery front,
812
00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:45,764
almost everything was right this time.
813
00:43:45,798 --> 00:43:47,600
- Great.
- Almost.
814
00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:50,071
Um, it's a small thing, but to my taste,
815
00:43:50,106 --> 00:43:52,241
the, uh, Granny Smith apples
are a bit too tart.
816
00:43:52,275 --> 00:43:54,244
- Those are the green ones, right?
- Right.
817
00:43:54,279 --> 00:43:57,080
I prefer the red ones,
but not red delicious.
818
00:43:57,114 --> 00:43:58,948
Those are generally tasteless.
819
00:43:58,982 --> 00:44:00,582
Fujis should be in season.
820
00:44:00,616 --> 00:44:03,053
It's not a major issue, but...
821
00:44:03,088 --> 00:44:04,723
- Yeah.
- Fuji apples.
822
00:44:04,757 --> 00:44:05,723
Okay.
823
00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:07,722
Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk,
824
00:44:07,756 --> 00:44:08,956
so maybe a half gallon of that.
825
00:44:08,991 --> 00:44:11,127
You got it.
826
00:44:11,161 --> 00:44:12,628
Well, thank you, Ernesto.
827
00:44:12,663 --> 00:44:16,296
I appreciate your attention to detail.
828
00:44:16,330 --> 00:44:19,999
Do you need to write any of this down?
829
00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:21,833
'Cause it's okay if you do.
830
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:23,668
You know, just to be sure.
831
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,839
So, Fuji apples.
832
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,199
Hey, Ernie.
833
00:44:47,233 --> 00:44:49,034
Hey. How you doing, man?
834
00:44:49,069 --> 00:44:50,203
Good, good.
835
00:44:50,237 --> 00:44:52,869
So, Howard's got you
looking after Chuck, huh?
836
00:44:52,904 --> 00:44:54,804
Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know?
837
00:44:54,839 --> 00:44:56,174
How's he doing?
838
00:44:56,209 --> 00:44:58,343
Seems okay, like usual.
839
00:44:58,377 --> 00:45:00,176
I'd say we could grab a beer,
840
00:45:00,210 --> 00:45:02,345
but they're waiting on all that
paperwork back at the office...
841
00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:03,681
You know how it is.
842
00:45:03,715 --> 00:45:05,350
Don't I, though?
843
00:45:05,384 --> 00:45:07,017
See you, Jimmy.
844
00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:08,884
Uh, see you 'round, Ernie.
845
00:45:47,553 --> 00:45:52,024
You done business with him before?
846
00:45:52,059 --> 00:45:53,693
Right.
847
00:45:53,728 --> 00:45:56,361
Yeah. I'll be there.
848
00:46:24,622 --> 00:46:27,090
Davis and Main and McGill.
849
00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:30,892
Great to meet you.
850
00:46:30,926 --> 00:46:33,557
Nice to meet you, gentlemen.
851
00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:35,892
It's good to meet you.
852
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,094
Nice...
853
00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,651
Well, that was quick.
854
00:47:05,686 --> 00:47:08,320
- No charge.
- Help me out here.
855
00:47:08,354 --> 00:47:14,326
Did I dream it, or did I have
$1,600,000 on my desk in cash?
856
00:47:14,761 --> 00:47:17,564
When I close my eyes, I can still see it.
857
00:47:17,598 --> 00:47:20,798
It's burned into my retinas
like I was staring into the sun.
858
00:47:20,832 --> 00:47:23,467
No one on God's green earth knew we had it.
859
00:47:23,502 --> 00:47:25,137
We could have split it 50/50.
860
00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:31,140
We could have gone home
with $800,000 each, tax-free.
861
00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:33,644
Your point being?
862
00:47:33,678 --> 00:47:36,279
Why didn't we? What stopped us?
863
00:47:36,314 --> 00:47:40,247
I remember you saying something
about doing the right thing.
864
00:47:40,281 --> 00:47:42,751
I don't even know what that means.
865
00:47:44,021 --> 00:47:45,988
You want to know
why I didn't take that money?
866
00:47:46,022 --> 00:47:47,990
Is that what you're asking?
867
00:47:48,024 --> 00:47:50,126
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
868
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,462
Me, personally... I was hired to do a job.
869
00:47:53,497 --> 00:47:56,533
I did it. That's as far as it goes.
870
00:47:56,567 --> 00:48:00,538
Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me.
871
00:48:00,572 --> 00:48:04,374
And you know what?
It's never stopping me again.
872
00:48:32,768 --> 00:48:34,868
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