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Launch control is having trouble
verifying mass acceleration.
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Team Banzai rotational supervisor,
please confirm.
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I want an electromagnetic
fuel reading from the launch.
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We are T minus seven zero and holding.
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Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck.
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Can we have a photographic
printout to the bunker?
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T minus six zero three and holding.
Phaser positive. Latch compressor.
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Multistage
axial compressor... latched.
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Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs.
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Commence pullback to
the launch sequence. Clear the launch.
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Specific density is 2.5. Over.
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You're kidding. He's still at the hospital?
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Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr. Secretary.
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Looks like he's got cold feet.
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Well, better go see what's
keeping the boss, Reno.
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Why me?
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Cos I'm busy.
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May I have the curved Yasargil, please?
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It's not here, Dr. Banzai.
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Ah, let me have the straight one then.
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See, this is the part where for me
it started looking like a problem.
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I mean, I wanted to sacrifice the precentral
vein in order to get some exposure.
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But because of this guy's normal variation,
I got excited and all the sudden I didn't know
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whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one
of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen
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or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at
this point I was ready to say "That's it, let's get out".
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See, you can check
your anatomy all you want,
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and even though there may be normal
variation, if you get right down to it,
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this far inside the head,
it all looks the same.
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No, no, no. Don't tug on that.
You never know what it might be attached to.
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This is control.
02 vents are closed. Looks good.
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Dr. Banzai is using the laser
to vaporize a pineal tumor
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without damaging
the quadrigeminal plate.
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Subcutaneous microphone gonna
allow the patient to transmit
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verbal instructions to his own brain.
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- Like "Raise my left arm"?
- Or "Throw the harpoon".
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People are gonna come from all over.
This boy's an Eskimo.
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You ever thought about
joining me full time?
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What do you mean? You serious?
Do you have an opening?
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Uh-huh. Can you sing?
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A little. Yeah. I can dance.
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Hey, it's Buckaroo.
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We have Buckaroo descending.
We have him on the launch parameter.
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Inertial control positive.
T minus five four five. Resume counting.
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Hey, hey, Rawhide!
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All systems righteous.
Professor Hikita says we have a go.
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I'm teeing off in an hour and a half.
What's this jalopy supposed to do anyway?
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- 500 miles an hour, General.
- Oh, Senator, you're so gullible.
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Please clear the launch grid.
Please clear the launch grid.
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HB 88, this is control.
Driver's door check secure.
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- ...B, C, D, E...
- Clear the area!
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Control, this is HB 88.
Commander's voice check. Over.
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Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out.
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Control, this is HB 88.
Event timer started. Over.
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HB 88, this is control.
APU start is go.
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You are on your
on-board computer. Over.
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Roger, I copy.
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- Altimeters? Compasses?
- Set and crosschecked.
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- Reserve brake system two?
- Closed and guarded.
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- Gear handle?
- Down and in.
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- Throttles and start levers?
- Closed, off.
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- Number four electric hydraulic pump and press?
- On and checked.
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- Parking brake?
- Set. Press checked.
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- Radios, radar and transponder?
- Set and stand by.
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HB 88, this is control.
IMU alignment in progress.
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We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes.
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30.32 seconds north...
by 80 degrees, 36 minutes.
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- 14.8 seconds west.
- Synchro is aligned.
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HB 88, this is control.
Ground crew secure. Over.
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- INS ram coordinates.
- Form one, fuel ticket?
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- On board.
- Circuit breakers?
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Point of no return. Five, four, three...
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We have main engine start.
...two, one.
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Electronuclear carburation seems fine.
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He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one
heat-seeking missile and he's history.
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This is control. APU start is go.
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You're on your on-board computer. Over.
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They are reading you on the localizer
downrange. Looks good. Over.
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HB 88, this is control.
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Speed steady at 317 nautical.
400 and accelerating!
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Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over.
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- Four... three...
- Here he comes.
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...two... one.
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- Where's he going?
- Yeah!
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He is off course.
This is Chase One. Over.
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He has broken trajectory...
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50 cylinder. There is an immediate
fire hazard. Do you read?
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- Roger.
- Do you read?
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Advise you abort. Over.
Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two!
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- What the hell's phase two?
- That's a big no-can-do.
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Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over.
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- He's broken the sound barrier!
- Mach 1 .3.
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Buckaroo, do you read?
Commence braking procedure. Over.
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Just be cool. She'll hold.
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Axis negative.
Pneumatic pressure negative.
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We are looking at 500 degrees...
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We are in pursuit.
He is gaining. Over.
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He's headed for the mountains!
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Eject, Buckaroo! Eject!
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HB 88, do you read? Do you read? Over.
This is control. Do you read?
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Unsafe levels of...
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Standby recirculation has been activated.
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HB 88, this is control. Do you...
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Hotel Brava 88 do you read?
Do you read? Over.
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- What is going on?
- It's off my scope.
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This is Chase One. We got his tracks.
They go right up to a wall of rock.
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Holy shit!
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This is Chase Two. Chase Two.
We see him. We see him.
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We have him. Chase Two reports
a visual 100 miles off course.
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Banzai!
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He's gone through it.
He's gone through the mountain.
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It has deployed there.
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There is a minimal disturbance
in the electromagnetic field.
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Antigravity inertia is normal.
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Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over.
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He is OK.
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The vehicle is hot, but we are
showing no radioactivity. Over.
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HB 88, this is control. We see you.
Welcome home. Over.
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We show electrical-field aberrations
on the windshield.
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We are getting a localized vibration
of the drive train and a minor oil leak.
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Buckaroo, can you verify
operational capability?
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HB 88, this is control.
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We are reading an electrical
field aberration of 993
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on your windshield, static and fracture.
Can you confirm? Over.
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HB 88, this is control.
Do you hear me? Over.
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We are getting localized vibration on
your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over.
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HB 88, a retrieval vehicle
will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over.
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Well, there it is,
tire tracks right up to a wall of rock.
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Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno -
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cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers,
Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle.
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Could you elaborate on that device,
I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"...
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- Oscillation overthruster.
- Hikita!
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- Thank you, Allison.
- That dirty little Asian critter!
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Tranquillizers are being dispensed
to all patients between 10 and 11 am,
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Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday.
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The sound barrier crumbles,
and then the dimension barrier.
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It was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like
Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938
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through the overthruster he and Dr. Emilio
Lizardo put together from spare parts
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in a laboratory at Princeton.
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1938. Can you imagine what it
must have been like then?
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Molto grazie, Dr. Lizardo.
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Almost ready, Dr. Lizardo! Almost.
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Electromagnets, they are charging.
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Catapult, she's wired!
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No. Not yet. No!
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Whoo!
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No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready!
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He did not go through the wall.
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Holy Toledo!
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Facile. Sotto, dottor.
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Emilio?
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...asked what he saw,
asked where he went,
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Dr. Banzai replied "Vast chasms
of hissing swamp, spurts of flame,
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huge thunderclaps
and gurgling rock formations."
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Lithium is no longer
available on credit.
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G-sub-E...
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Gesù Cristo, make the ganglia twitch.
We're home free.
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Home... home is where
you wear your hat.
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I feel so break up, I want to go home!
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Hello, Doc. Who are we today?
Albert Einstein?
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No. Lord John Whorfin.
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If there's one thing I hate,
it's to be mistaken for somebody else.
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Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got
a care package from your yo-yo friends.
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Hey, Signore...
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grazie tanto.
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Thanks, Doc.
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I come for your TV.
You've been using too much juice.
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Another 10,000 kilowatts
again this month.
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It beats me how an old homicidal
loony can use that much power.
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Go on, take it! I don't need it!
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Tomorrow I'm goin' home
with my overthruster.
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That's terrific, Doc.
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I'll make sure you get
an early wake-up call.
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Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
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Buckaroo, I've done
a spectrographic analysis
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on the specimen you pulled
off the jet car drive shaft.
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Rawhide, what do you think?
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I don't care if you walked
through a mountain in Texas.
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This is New Jersey, and when you
play my joint, you're just another act.
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- I want some music out of you.
- You want it, Artie? You got it.
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Let's rock and roll!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery
is proud to present for a single night only,
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New Brunswick's own,
the one, the only, the amazing...
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Buckaroo Banzai and
the Hong Kong Cavaliers!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, is someone out there
not having a good time?
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Is somebody...
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is somebody crying...
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out there in the darkness?
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Somebody crying?
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Over here. I'm sorry.
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Um, could we get... could we
get her a mike and a spotlight?
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Tommy, could we run her a mike?
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- What, are you serious?
- Yeah, run her over a mike.
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What's your name?
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- Who cares?
- Right.
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Well, I care. What's your name?
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- Penny.
- Did you say Peggy?
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No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy.
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That doesn't matter.
It's not important.
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I just... I just sponged up
a little too much Vat 69, that's all.
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I'm down to my last nickel
in this lousy town,
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and they wouldn't take
my luggage in hock.
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I lost my room at the Y this morning.
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But it's cool.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now.
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Don't be mean.
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We don't have to be mean,
cos, remember...
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no matter where you go...
there you are.
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- I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy.
- No, Penny! Who cares?
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I don't have plans and schemes...
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And I...
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Don't have hopes and dreams...
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I don't have anything...
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- This is weird.
- Sure is.
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Since I don't have you...
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- Yeah, I...
- Who's the girl?
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Don't have fond desires...
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I don't have happy hours...
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I don't have anything...
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- Get her outta here now! Let's go!
- Let me go! Let me go, you freaks!
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- Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
- Kill that spot. Kill it!
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...festive briefing by the
Banzai Institute. Tomorrow...
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Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon?
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- No, no. Planet Ten.
- Planet Ten. Why, pray tell?
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- Operator?
- Doc, put down the phone.
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Operator? I wanna make a call
to a Mr. John Bigbooty
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at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
over in Grover's Mill.
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And you tell him that
it's John Whorfin calling.
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That's W-H-O-R-F-I-N.
You got that, honey?
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- John. J-O-H-N.
- This better be collect, Doc.
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Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool!
Who do you think?
233
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,786
The time has come, Bigbooty.
234
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:35,330
Prepare for my return.
235
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,460
Well, haven't you heard?
Don't you watch TV?
236
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:45,340
Banzai and Hikita have done it.
They have opened the window!
237
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:50,679
Si. Si. So meet me at the factory.
238
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,932
And get their overthruster.
239
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,976
And Hikita, too.
240
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,437
Sure. Alive.
241
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:03,192
No, no, don't worry about me.
I'll get my own ride.
242
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:16,246
Evil will not prevail. That was...
243
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,211
Arrivederci, Jersey.
244
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,631
Goodbye, goodbye to her...
245
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,474
- It's the spittin' image.
- Doesn't look anything like her.
246
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,434
Pictures don't lie.
247
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,730
Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way.
248
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:46,568
It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the
same nose. It's the same hair.
249
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,613
Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too
or else he wouldn't be ready
250
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,990
to make a fool of himself.
251
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,250
Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo.
Thought you'd wanna be notified.
252
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:04,253
Remember that old Italian pal
of the Professor's?
253
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,963
- Emilio Lizardo.
- Yeah.
254
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:10,175
Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of
Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane.
255
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,887
Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati
Bora. Totaled it a block away.
256
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,264
Holy Moly.
257
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,976
- Maserati Bora.
- Mm-hm. That ain't all.
258
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,854
He's vanished. Thin air.
259
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:27,734
- Dr. Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?
- You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.
260
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,821
This guy is a
top scientist, Dummkopf.
261
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:36,243
- So was Mr. Wizard.
- Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy.
262
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:40,455
A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin'.
263
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,462
Buckaroo, look at this.
264
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,717
Grossly-abnormal high-altitude
electrostatic disturbance
265
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:55,178
- moving down over Connecticut.
- From the jet car, do you think?
266
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:58,265
No, not from the jet car.
Check with NORAD Command.
267
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:03,478
It could be above-ground atomic testing
in China. Maybe sunspot activity.
268
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,022
Man, that's strange.
269
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,194
Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected
270
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:15,324
a mysterious radioactive cloud-like
mass over southern New England.
271
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:19,786
Sources close to the National Security
Consortium have refused to comment.
272
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:25,542
Let's get on back to three
great modern country hits in a row.
273
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:29,838
- Sidney!
- Buckaroo!
274
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,466
- How's the patient?
- Fine, thanks to you.
275
00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,672
- But more importantly: Congratulations!
- Thank you.
276
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,262
You drove right through
a mountain the other day.
277
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:40,381
You did it right after you left me at the operation.
You haven't even said anything about it.
278
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,559
- Didn't mention it.
- Sidney, these are my friends.
279
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:46,396
This is my colleague Dr. Sidney Zwibel, old
medical friend from Columbia P and S.
280
00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:48,890
- Howdy. How you're doing?
- Listen, Sidney, I'm glad you could make it.
281
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,392
Cos it looks like we may need an
extra hand sooner than I thought.
282
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,445
Aha, I see. That's what I was wondering about.
283
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:57,115
I got your message about rendezvousing
at this address. Barely had time to pack.
284
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,534
- Then I came here...
- I can see that.
285
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,120
I'm gonna snoop around.
Make yourself at home.
286
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,210
You know, I thought we were gonna
rehearse or something.
287
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:12,130
I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love
the comic books and the records.
288
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,091
I know you. You're Pecos.
289
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,594
- Perfect Tommy.
- Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry.
290
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,223
- You're Pecos.
- Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno.
291
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:24,059
- Reno! It's an honor.
- Where do you hail from, Doc?
292
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,729
- Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee.
- Where are your spurs at?
293
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,314
Is he making fun of me?
294
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,487
Third cell to the left. Pink dress.
295
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,239
Arigato.
296
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:53,505
What do you want? Huh?
What are you doin' here?
297
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,842
What are you doing here?
298
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:59,845
Why don't you just go away
and let me rot?
299
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,767
Who were you really trying
to annihilate last night?
300
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:10,522
You. Just like the papers all say.
301
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,235
Come over here.
302
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,406
Come on.
303
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:23,827
Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy!
304
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,917
What do you want from me?
305
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:37,883
Oh, you remind me of someone
I once knew long ago.
306
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,473
Was she very beautiful?
307
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:50,020
She was... queen of the Netherlands.
308
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,564
That's a long way
from where I come from.
309
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,193
Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
310
00:28:57,153 --> 00:29:00,030
No, I'm from Laramie.
311
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,033
Except that I was born in Cody,
but nobody...
312
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:06,411
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, I mean?
313
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,747
I don't know.
314
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:12,876
See, I always felt that there was
another part of me somewhere.
315
00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,295
Another part of you?
316
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,798
Somewhere, yeah.
317
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,926
I'm adopted.
318
00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:22,886
Of course!
319
00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:26,223
If it was a snake, it'd have bit me!
320
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,683
- Another you.
- Anything's possible.
321
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,436
- Let her out!
- Hey, me too.
322
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,981
- Let her out?
- Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible.
323
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:38,235
- She's a killer!
- No, she's not. And give her your coat.
324
00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,862
Why me?
325
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,198
Because you're perfect.
326
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:46,868
You have a point there.
327
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,626
I'd like to move this thing along.
328
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:59,464
Perhaps some of you noticed we have
a motorcycle convention rolling in here.
329
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:02,008
We're a little short of time.
330
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:05,762
Besides, I don't imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
331
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,014
You're right.
332
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,355
Without further ado, I'd like
to introduce a young man
333
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:20,735
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
334
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:25,115
Dr. Buckaroo Banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
335
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:30,829
Ooh.
336
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:35,834
Secretary, Senator Cunningham...
members of the world press.
337
00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:40,797
30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and
father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai
338
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:44,718
gave their lives for what was then
considered to be a very insane notion...
339
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:49,347
the possibility of contacting alien life.
340
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:54,227
However, not on another planet. But here.
341
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,647
Maybe right inside this table...
342
00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:02,068
living on a simultaneous plane
of existence with our own.
343
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,155
Perhaps within a mountain.
344
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:10,493
See this rock? It's solid matter, right?
345
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:15,540
But the solid parts of this rock - the
neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons -
346
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,167
comprise only about
347
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:20,128
one quadrillionth of its total volume.
348
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,464
- How many zeros is that?
- Quite a few.
349
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,967
The rest of this rock
is actually empty space.
350
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:29,804
So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here
and Dr. Emilio Lizardo
351
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:33,475
figured that if solid matter
were mostly just empty space,
352
00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:37,896
a person should be able to discover
a way to travel inside things.
353
00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:42,317
We at the Banzai Institute
have at last found that way.
354
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:45,278
We have created a device
355
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,904
called an oscillation overthruster,
356
00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:52,827
which systematically reorders matter
357
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:57,457
by annihilating electrons, positrons...
358
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:01,336
I get it. What you're saying is that
oppositely-charged particles collide,
359
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:06,383
and blow each other up in a burst of energy.
Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang.
360
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:12,472
I'm probably just stating the very obvious.
Shut up, Penny. Shut up.
361
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:16,643
Oh, no. It's not obvious at all. If it was obvious,
everybody would be doing it every day.
362
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:21,231
See, by all accounts, it appears as though
I literally went right through a mountain.
363
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:25,360
But you could take that mountain
and pulverize it...
364
00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:30,490
and sift through it like breadcrumbs
for the rest of your natural life...
365
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:35,996
and you would never ever find... this.
366
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:42,210
And yet this living organism came out
of that mountain in Texas with me.
367
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:46,206
Even though I was never
inside that mountain.
368
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,324
The president's calling.
369
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,667
- The president of what?
- The president of the United States.
370
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,000
Oh. Here.
371
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,450
Later.
372
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,660
Is he still delirious?
373
00:32:56,671 --> 00:32:59,871
I can't tell. It's real fuzzy. I patched
him through to a payphone down the hall.
374
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:04,065
- Do your thing.
- Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
375
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,110
Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
376
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,070
Any time.
377
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,740
Do we have the first slide, please?
378
00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:15,285
What about the Pentagon?
The possibility of war
379
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,912
in the Eighth Dimension, Mr. Secretary?
380
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,039
What?
381
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:23,877
It seemed like a strange connection
even back at the bus.
382
00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:28,381
Mr. President?
383
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,594
Some kind of interference.
384
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,431
Hello, Mr. President?
385
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:39,726
Mr. President? Mr. President, hello?
386
00:33:40,436 --> 00:33:42,020
Hello, Mr. President?
387
00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:45,607
- What's going on?
- Maybe it's a prankster, some computer whiz kid.
388
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:47,776
Not with Elephant Bravo.
389
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:52,197
- Not with an alpha clearance.
- Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr...
390
00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:56,618
Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to
the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital.
391
00:33:56,744 --> 00:34:01,581
Yeah, and make sure this is on the level.
We're busy people here.
392
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,792
Does the President call him a lot?
393
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,465
Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything!
394
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,384
Don't touch him!
395
00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:17,013
What's he writing?
396
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,556
Conference room!
397
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,683
Conference room! Let's go!
398
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,186
Launch thermopod.
399
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:37,367
- There they are.
- Dr. Banzai.
400
00:34:37,535 --> 00:34:40,120
- Don't you see 'em?
- What do you mean? Who?
401
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:44,666
Evil! Pure and simple from the
Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em!
402
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,711
- Lectroids! Grab 'em!
- Lectroids? He's got a gun.
403
00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:52,257
OK, wise guy!
404
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:59,889
Let those gun belts hit the floor!
Nobody follows or the Prof is history!
405
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,061
- Where's Buckaroo?
- Get him.
406
00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:09,315
- Where's the overthruster?
- Get an ambulance.
407
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:29,627
- Come on, will you just ignore them?
- Isn't that...?
408
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,820
Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that!
409
00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,532
It's Buckaroo Banzai!
410
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,338
- Hold it!
- Freeze!
411
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:39,489
- I had my eyes open all day long, Burt.
- It may not be a total loss.
412
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:43,993
- I'm about ready to go home.
- We might see something.
413
00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:51,751
I hit it! It is wounded.
414
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:56,047
What'd it look like to you?
415
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:59,342
- Like a big black flying dinosaur.
- Dinosaur? It was purple.
416
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:04,264
- That's what it looked like. It was black.
- It was purple. It'll be dark before we even find it.
417
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,643
We get Professor Hikita
to cough up the crucial missing circuit
418
00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:11,062
and then we finally get our butts off this rock!
419
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:14,107
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
420
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,528
Well, what is it? What is it?
421
00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,572
Black thermopod emergency beacon!
422
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,408
Here? On Earth?
423
00:37:23,534 --> 00:37:27,537
- Why? John Bigbooté, why?
- Coordinates established.
424
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:30,665
Electromagnetic energy
back on route three.
425
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,353
- The whole top of the tree's squashed!
- Do you think it up there?
426
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,439
Let's wait for the cops, Burt.
427
00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:57,483
What for? Are you scared?
428
00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,778
- There's gotta be something there.
- Come on, Burt. There's nothing up there.
429
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:04,324
Well, how do you know?
Here, hold this. Hold this!
430
00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:09,954
Where you going? Where you going?!
431
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,123
Christmas shopping.
432
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:17,795
- What's that?
- It's a stick. What's it look like?
433
00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,633
- Gimme some light, will ya?
- I got two guns in my hands.
434
00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:24,677
- Put one of them down.
- I ain't putting the guns down!
435
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,139
- It's just a tree.
- Then leave it alone!
436
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,851
Aagh! See, I told you!
I told you! Leave it alone!
437
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,857
Run! Run! Run!
438
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:43,196
- Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it!
- I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed!
439
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:51,037
There's something.
There's something coming out!
440
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,081
- Where?
- Out of the top.
441
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,462
Oh, my soul!
442
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:05,843
Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it.
443
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:09,722
Sorry.
444
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,070
Is he dead?
445
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:27,198
Yeah, I think so. But look
at his face. It's changing.
446
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,618
And his hair...
his hair is all disappeared.
447
00:39:30,828 --> 00:39:35,873
- What's that smell? You smell electricity?
- He's crackling. We're standing in water.
448
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,366
What is he, Burt?
Is he radioactive?
449
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:41,295
How the hell do I know?
Do I look like a nuclear genius?
450
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,589
He's probably from Mars.
Or Jupiter.
451
00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:46,092
Jupiter? I hope he's alone.
452
00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:48,344
- There's somethin' over there.
- Where?
453
00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:50,555
Right there.
454
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,981
What is it?
455
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,988
Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue.
456
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:13,161
Rawhide, come in. Rawhide.
457
00:40:13,746 --> 00:40:14,996
Rawhide.
458
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:19,375
Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades
are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static.
459
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:22,962
Yeah. That's me.
460
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:27,800
I've been ionized, but I'm OK now.
461
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,637
Listen, I'm switching
on the homing beacon.
462
00:40:31,764 --> 00:40:35,433
Mark two minute intervals... now.
463
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:40,188
Look, we got the overthruster. But someone
shanghaied the Professor right from the conference.
464
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:45,026
- Oh, the deuce you say.
- What do you think?
465
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:48,529
- Dr. Lizardo, maybe?
- Yeah, I'd put money on it.
466
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,324
- That crate.
- What crate?
467
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,368
The crate they shoved in that van.
468
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,037
You and the guys...
469
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,916
go back to the house and dig up
everything you can on an outfit called
470
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:02,460
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
471
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,880
- You got that?
- Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it.
472
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,386
Hand me that tarp, will ya?
Let's cover this guy up.
473
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:15,556
- Guy? What guy?
- He's got paws.
474
00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:20,186
- Now what?
- Who are they?
475
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,232
Cover it up.
476
00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:33,032
John Bigbooté, Officer.
477
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,868
Head of Operations,
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
478
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:40,122
- There's one of our birds.
- That fella over there one of your birds, too?
479
00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:42,333
The droid, you mean?
480
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:48,089
Doesn't look like anything I've seen
before. I mean, I've seen droids...
481
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,424
Nice night, huh?
482
00:42:04,273 --> 00:42:07,066
That big thing over there attacked me.
483
00:42:07,234 --> 00:42:10,152
Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no.
484
00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:13,948
Yeah! It's some kinda creature.
There's part of it still stuck in the tree.
485
00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:18,286
No, it's a machine with 30-foot
leather wings. I think it's radioactive.
486
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,957
Three minutes since he last moved.
This is a fix. Something is happening.
487
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,959
Let's get somebody over there.
488
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,337
AI, you set up the grid
and get the last known coordinates.
489
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,465
Tommy, hop on the Marconi
and see if we got Blue Blazes
490
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,677
in a ten-minute radius.
But no strike teams, Tommy, understand?
491
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,513
I'm headed downstairs.
Keep everybody calm.
492
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:44,979
- Hikita-san.
- Buckaroo!
493
00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:49,901
Repeating: Intrastate outward band five.
494
00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:53,446
Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze
irregulars in the Garden State.
495
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:58,367
Buckaroo... in trouble.
Will repeat coordinates.
496
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:03,789
This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze
irregular 41 and a half. Hang on.
497
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,628
- Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble!
- Say what?
498
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:12,381
Aliens from the Eighth Dimension.
I'm seeing them now.
499
00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,300
You can see them now? Here?
500
00:43:14,468 --> 00:43:18,220
Yeah, the three jerks driving this van.
Look at this. What is this?
501
00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:21,849
It's your hand, Buckaroo.
502
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,519
No, no, no, no, it's a formula.
It's an antidote of some kind.
503
00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:29,046
Whatever that was in that phoney call
from the president gave me information,
504
00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:33,191
some electrochemical message that
allows me to see what they really are.
505
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,650
What are they?
506
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,000
Lectroids from Planet Ten by
way of the Eighth Dimension.
507
00:43:38,492 --> 00:43:40,368
Mr. Gomez?
508
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:43,134
- I got a truck on the way to help mop things up.
- Identification?
509
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:48,000
Or else this place'll become a zoo,
not to mention a haven for gawkers.
510
00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,336
Wait a minute. Now just a second.
511
00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:53,339
- Stay put. All of ya.
- Sure thing.
512
00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:56,842
We'll go ahead and start breaking it down.
513
00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,220
Don't touch it!
514
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,765
I got my own help on the way.
Now, that's an order.
515
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,938
Go find something to crack it open.
516
00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,856
There's a Harley in those bushes.
517
00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:14,568
I want you to get out and go to the laboratory,
start working on this formula.
518
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:19,240
- I want you to synthesize it.
- Buckaroo! Give me the formula.
519
00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:35,423
Oh, wow!
520
00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:37,926
Peggy!
521
00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:42,138
She's not Peggy, Mrs. Johnson.
Sois sage, mon amie.
522
00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:45,850
No. Of course not. How could she be?
523
00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:48,936
- Any word from Buckaroo?
- No, I thought he was with you guys.
524
00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:53,315
No, he's not. Ah, Dr. Zwibel,
Penny Priddy... Mrs. Johnson.
525
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:57,361
Nice to meet you.
The fellas call me New Jersey.
526
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:06,704
- Well, where are they all going?
- Bunk house. Off limits.
527
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,501
Again, John Gomez!
528
00:45:16,173 --> 00:45:18,632
John O'Connor,
there's a crowbar in the truck.
529
00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:20,801
I'll get it.
530
00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:38,194
Destroy yourself, John Gant.
531
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:41,072
Set detonator.
532
00:45:45,202 --> 00:45:47,703
Detonator set.
533
00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:53,459
My most profuse apologies
to my homeland and loved ones.
534
00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:57,463
John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head.
535
00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:02,676
Perhaps John Parker will get through
with our message to Buckaroo Banzai.
536
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,387
I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it!
537
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,724
Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh!
538
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:14,271
Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai!
539
00:46:17,234 --> 00:46:18,317
Hey!
540
00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:21,904
It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him!
541
00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:34,250
Hustle up!
542
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:06,240
Scooter Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregular.
543
00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:22,423
- It is! It is Professor Hikita.
- We're closing the gate. Please, step back!
544
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:25,801
Where's Buckaroo?
545
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:42,109
We gotta have something for him.
Try a new cipher.
546
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:49,074
- Try a G-cipher.
- G-cipher.
547
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:53,078
There...
548
00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:54,246
That's more like it.
549
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:59,543
Looks like we've accessed their restricted
data file. Could be highly revealing.
550
00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:03,756
No sign of Buckaroo. The Professor
just rode up saying something
551
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:08,010
about space monsters and where's the
overthruster. Went straight to the lab.
552
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:09,929
Space monsters, my ass.
553
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,809
Hey, man, nice jacket.
554
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,986
What's in the big pink box?
555
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:33,494
Hey, buddy. May I help you?
556
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,746
Hello! Buckaroo Banzai!?
557
00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:38,332
You a messenger? What you got here?
558
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:42,544
No, no, wait a minute.
I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person.
559
00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:46,340
My name is John Parker.
560
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:48,092
Identify yourself, no?
561
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,553
Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers.
562
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:56,100
Sorry, John, everybody
needs see Buckaroo. Later.
563
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,061
Gino, run this down to the Professor for me.
564
00:48:59,187 --> 00:49:00,867
Sounds like he's getting a little nervous.
565
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,442
- This is queer. Look.
- What's up? What you got?
566
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:10,614
All these people applied for social security cards
in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date.
567
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:11,991
New Jersey?
568
00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:16,370
46 Yoyodyne employees,
Grover's Mill, New Jersey,
569
00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,914
11 -1 -38.
570
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,624
I got some pictures, boys.
571
00:49:22,544 --> 00:49:26,588
It looks like a practical joke.
Check out these names:
572
00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:31,468
John Yaya? John Parrot?
John Bigbooty?
573
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:35,264
Maybe not.
John Nolan? John O'Connor?
574
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:37,516
No way, José.
575
00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:43,355
John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe
that's what Buckaroo was talking about.
576
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,817
No, Reno, there are no ages
and no places of birth.
577
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:51,363
Uh, Grover's Mill. Grover's Mill, 1938.
Why's that so familiar?
578
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:56,452
They all have the same first name.
John, John, John, John, John.
579
00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,247
Somebody's playing games.
This is statistically impossible.
580
00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,499
No, no, no. Wait a minute,
wait a minute, um...
581
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,585
November one. October.
582
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:07,629
30 days have September, April,
June, November. Short February.
583
00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:11,300
And all the rest have 31 . October 31st.
584
00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:13,719
Halloween.
585
00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:15,721
Oh, um...
586
00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:18,265
Don't you get it? Orson Welles.
587
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:21,101
You mean the guy from
the old wine commercials?
588
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:25,356
Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds,
that fake radio news broadcast
589
00:50:25,482 --> 00:50:28,942
that got everybody scared,
thinking real, live Martians...
590
00:50:29,903 --> 00:50:32,780
were landing in Grover's Mill...
591
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:36,200
New Jersey.
592
00:50:36,326 --> 00:50:38,744
Then it all just turned out to be a hoax.
593
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,870
So?
594
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:46,460
So... maybe it wasn't a hoax.
Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax.
595
00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:58,263
If we don't find the overthruster,
Whorfin'll have us for supper.
596
00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:01,892
Who says the damn
thing's even here?
597
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,205
Come on! Come on!
598
00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:43,976
- Who is he?
- I don't know.
599
00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:12,713
All right, who's the wise guy?
600
00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:18,260
I said, who's the wise guy?
601
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,400
It's locked.
602
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,700
John O'Connor, smash the window.
603
00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:44,786
Why me, John Bigbooté?
604
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,335
It might be booby-trapped.
605
00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:53,212
Oh.
606
00:52:59,761 --> 00:53:02,045
- Buckaroo!
- Mrs. Johnson, this is Casper and Scooter Lindley.
607
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:04,297
Is Hikita-san here yet? Where's
the overthruster? Where's Penny?
608
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:08,727
Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in
the right wing guest room. Everybody's safe and sound.
609
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,854
- They're lectroids, Buckaroo.
- From Planet Ten.
610
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:14,274
- Planet Ten? How do you guys know?
- It's all on the yellow record. Come on.
611
00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:15,859
- Casper Lindley.
- Reno.
612
00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:20,072
- Yellow record?
- However, they didn't come here on a nonstop flight.
613
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:23,992
They blasted through the Eighth
Dimension in 1938 over in Grover's Mill.
614
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:27,204
Where there was a huge
electrical dimensional accident.
615
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:31,291
Some giant explosion. And they hypnotized
Orson Welles into covering it up.
616
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:34,670
So, first he says there's
an invasion from Mars,
617
00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:37,881
but then he says, no, no, no,
it's just a radio-show hoax.
618
00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:39,257
- Get it?
- No.
619
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:40,725
- Let's go.
- Orson Welles?
620
00:53:40,726 --> 00:53:42,726
What about Yoyodyne?
What about Dr. Lizardo?
621
00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:46,348
- That's what we're trying to tell you.
- There's someone living inside him.
622
00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:48,809
- Buckaroo.
- Pinky.
623
00:53:48,977 --> 00:53:55,065
Put this on. Here, y'all put these on.
There's more in the box and there's one over there.
624
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:58,527
- What's this?
- It came with the record. It's like a 3-D type thing.
625
00:53:58,653 --> 00:54:01,071
How am I supposed to know
he's from outer space?
626
00:54:01,197 --> 00:54:04,825
This Rasta guy pedals up to the front gate
and delivers it all in a pink cake box.
627
00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:07,411
- What? What for?
- We don't know. It wouldn't tell us.
628
00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:11,331
- It wants to talk to the head honcho.
- Lights.
629
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:26,179
Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai.
630
00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:31,727
I am John Emdall from Planet Ten.
631
00:54:31,853 --> 00:54:35,939
A common, grave danger
confronts both our worlds.
632
00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:39,443
- After a bloody reign of terror...
- Hey, what is that?
633
00:54:39,569 --> 00:54:42,863
...the hated leader of a military caste...
634
00:54:43,031 --> 00:54:46,867
the self-proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin,
635
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,870
a bloodthirsty butcher
as evil as your Hitler...
636
00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:51,038
Oh, wow!
637
00:54:51,164 --> 00:54:54,750
...was overthrown
by freedom-loving forces...
638
00:54:54,876 --> 00:54:59,546
tried and condemned, along with
several hundred of his followers,
639
00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:05,260
to spend eternity in the formless void
of the Eighth Dimension.
640
00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:08,180
Did you tell Penny that
Buckaroo's looking for her?
641
00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:09,672
I looked in her room.
She wasn't there.
642
00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:11,308
- Who's Penny?
- Where is she?
643
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:14,686
Will everybody shut up
so I can hear the rest of this thing?
644
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:20,525
And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have
unintentionally helped John Whorfin
645
00:55:21,027 --> 00:55:24,112
with the success of your
oscillation overthruster.
646
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:30,494
For our intelligence warns us that
he intends to steal your overthruster.
647
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:35,666
If he should attempt this,
we will have no choice
648
00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:39,544
but to disrupt worldwide
electronic communications
649
00:55:39,671 --> 00:55:44,257
and fire a particle-beam weapon
from your airspace
650
00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:48,970
to Smolensk in the Union
of Soviet Socialist Republics.
651
00:55:49,055 --> 00:55:52,735
That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly
misinterpret as an American first strike.
652
00:55:52,809 --> 00:55:59,898
- They're already a little trigger-happy.
- Stop John Whorfin before sunset.
653
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:05,028
If you fail, we will be forced
to help you destroy yourselves.
654
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:08,073
- If it ain't one thing, it's another.
- Lighten up.
655
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,992
End of discussion.
656
00:56:12,245 --> 00:56:14,955
Discussion? What discussion?
657
00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:22,170
She gotta be kidding, right?
Vaporize the whole damn planet?
658
00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:27,718
- You wanna roll those dice, Casper?
- No, no, no, not me, man. No way.
659
00:56:27,844 --> 00:56:31,346
Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne.
660
00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:34,057
Rawhide, see how Hikita-san is
with that formula.
661
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,810
Billy, tell Sam to prep
the jet car for city driving.
662
00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:39,229
What about a Blue Blaze strike team?
663
00:56:39,355 --> 00:56:43,108
We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny
Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers.
664
00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:46,361
- Where are you going?
- Get my guns.
665
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,781
His guns?
666
00:56:50,158 --> 00:56:53,577
Okay, okay, I'm a girl. I don't deny it.
I sneaked into your bedroom.
667
00:56:53,703 --> 00:56:56,621
I invaded your privacy.
I went through your personal belongings.
668
00:56:56,748 --> 00:57:01,126
- Mrs. Johnson! I can never find anything around here...
- I took a bath!
669
00:57:01,252 --> 00:57:05,297
- Penny, what's your problem?
- Me! You! That picture!
670
00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:10,010
I'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo?
What's going on around here?
671
00:57:10,136 --> 00:57:12,471
You drag me out of jail.
You're like Jerry Lewis.
672
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:15,432
You give me hope to carry on, but then
you leave me in the lurch
673
00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:19,644
while you strap on your six-guns.
What do you want from me?
674
00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:22,105
- Who am I?
- As near as I can figure...
675
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:26,193
you had an identical twin sister and...
676
00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:28,361
I married her.
677
00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,156
But that's over now.
678
00:57:31,324 --> 00:57:36,453
And she's gone and that's about all
there is, really, to say about that.
679
00:57:47,423 --> 00:57:52,969
We don't know what to expect here.
It disagrees with all the standard pictures.
680
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:57,182
It's producing a magnetic force.
681
00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:59,726
No, no. I'm wrong!
682
00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:13,031
Hey!
683
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:18,870
Oh, tell me I'm dreaming.
684
00:58:19,831 --> 00:58:21,957
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's...
685
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:25,544
- Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead.
- Sam?
686
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,162
Someone broke into the jet-car.
Things are going haywire over at the lab.
687
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:30,215
Wait here. I'll be right back.
688
00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:42,644
Oh, boy.
689
00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:56,366
He's dead. Spread out.
They can't be very far off.
690
00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,872
Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs.
Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno.
691
00:59:01,998 --> 00:59:04,207
- Where you going?
- Engineering.
692
00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:08,336
Cowboy! Hold your gun
in front of you, man.
693
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:11,089
- Oh, I see. I got that. OK.
- It's cool.
694
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,145
Buckaroo, behind you!
695
00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:38,408
- You... you OK?
- Yeah. Just let me catch my breath.
696
00:59:38,534 --> 00:59:42,370
Professor went down into the purification
vent. He's got the overthruster.
697
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,539
All right.
698
00:59:54,675 --> 00:59:57,218
Why is there a watermelon there?
699
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,764
I'll tell you later.
700
01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:35,048
Buckaroo?
701
01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:40,679
Rawhide?
702
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:43,431
Anybody?
703
01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:13,962
Here, young lady. The overthruster.
704
01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:20,635
Here, put this in your purse.
705
01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:24,514
Get out of here!
706
01:01:27,143 --> 01:01:29,310
Where's your overthruster?
707
01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:31,521
Hikita-san!
708
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:39,362
Nice morning, huh?
709
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,962
It's just making my legs asleep.
710
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:59,841
- What the hell is wrong with him?
- I don't know. I don't know. Are you cold?
711
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:01,885
It's my spine.
712
01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:13,229
- What're you still doing on this floor?
- I think it's cos I can't move my legs.
713
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,066
Ooh, damn!
714
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:20,570
- What is it? Apache?
- Arachtoid.
715
01:02:20,696 --> 01:02:23,490
Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh?
716
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:27,077
We got the guy, Rawhide.
Sucker only tried...
717
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,997
- Any antidote for these things?
- No. Not at all.
718
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:36,044
- Come over here.
- Does that mean you're on our side?
719
01:02:36,212 --> 01:02:37,837
That's right.
720
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:45,804
Man! Those things
pack a mean wallop, huh?
721
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,848
What are y'all looking at?
722
01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:53,812
You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh?
723
01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:04,239
Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter!
724
01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:10,036
They've got Penny!
725
01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:13,081
She has the overthruster.
726
01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:16,209
We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
727
01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:23,299
It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se,
Mr. President. It's his men.
728
01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:27,011
Foreigners, some of 'em.
Or their names have been changed.
729
01:03:27,138 --> 01:03:30,932
Their true backgrounds
are shrouded in secrecy!
730
01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:36,437
Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car
belongs in the hands of Defense.
731
01:03:36,522 --> 01:03:40,942
I mean, if the Banzai Institute
doesn't want to sell it to us,
732
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:43,319
then we're gonna have
to take it from them!
733
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:46,573
In national interest, of course.
734
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:50,034
Come in.
735
01:03:50,161 --> 01:03:55,331
Excuse me, Mr. President, World Watch One.
Direct-incoming transmission.
736
01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:56,916
Yeah.
737
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,341
Hello, Mr. President, I know your back is killing you,
738
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:09,596
but I have a developing situation here
and I must speak frankly.
739
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,266
Buckaroo...
Secretary of Defense McKinley
740
01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:17,020
and my National Security Advisor
Smirnoff, are visiting me,
741
01:04:17,188 --> 01:04:19,606
but I have no secrets from them.
742
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:23,151
Well, something has reared
its ugly head in outer space, Mr. President,
743
01:04:23,319 --> 01:04:25,987
and it looks like the Earth is caught in a crossfire.
744
01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,990
We have reason to believe
that there are vicious red aliens
745
01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:32,702
walking freely among us,
posing as the owners and operators
746
01:04:32,828 --> 01:04:34,871
of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.
747
01:04:34,997 --> 01:04:40,752
Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people
working on our Truncheon Bomber?
748
01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:45,423
- In the hands of foreign nationals?
- Excuse me, Mr. President. Time is short.
749
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,302
In order to prevent
John Whorfin's escape,
750
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:53,181
my comrades are at this very moment
taking up a geostationary position
751
01:04:53,349 --> 01:04:56,601
over New Jersey.
This situation is explosive.
752
01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,145
- Who the hell is that?
- Explosive, what are you saying man?
753
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:01,189
Some kind of race war in New Jersey?
754
01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,690
No, Mr. President, no.
755
01:05:02,775 --> 01:05:06,653
This man as you call him is not
a human being at all, but is, in fact,
756
01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:10,907
a black lectroid named John Parker
from the very same Planet Ten.
757
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:14,786
And his spaceship is, at this moment,
anchored above Yoyodyne.
758
01:05:14,954 --> 01:05:15,912
Yoyodyne.
759
01:05:16,038 --> 01:05:18,957
- Buckaroo, my good friend...
- That's it!
760
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,961
These red creatures, they must
somehow give off the bacteria.
761
01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:28,091
We breathe it. It swims up our nose
into our cerebral cortex
762
01:05:28,217 --> 01:05:31,636
where it talks to our brain cells.
763
01:05:31,804 --> 01:05:34,889
Tells us to see exactly
what they want us to see.
764
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,474
Electric brainwashing.
765
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,226
Diabolical. They got us so confused...
766
01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:41,437
Buckaroo, I don't know what to say.
767
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:45,984
Lectroids from Planet Ten?
768
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:49,028
Nuclear extortion?
769
01:05:49,196 --> 01:05:51,489
A girl named John?
770
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,366
Buckaroo, Lectroid Wing Commander.
771
01:05:53,492 --> 01:05:57,245
Excuse me, Mr. President,
I have to go talk to the hornet's nest.
772
01:05:58,539 --> 01:06:00,498
Good God.
773
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:05,169
Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai,
I'd say commit the man.
774
01:06:05,296 --> 01:06:06,879
Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha,
775
01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:10,967
NORAD and the Strategic Space Command.
I want some hard data on that cloud.
776
01:06:11,135 --> 01:06:14,387
John, get out in the field.
Stick your beak into this one.
777
01:06:15,806 --> 01:06:19,517
- What is this thing made of?
- Cobalt and electricity.
778
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:24,188
They're armed for bear, Buckaroo.
779
01:06:24,315 --> 01:06:26,441
World Watch One.
780
01:06:29,153 --> 01:06:31,112
Buckaroo.
781
01:06:31,322 --> 01:06:33,364
It's Whorfin.
782
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:37,910
Dr. Banzai?
783
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:43,207
Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo.
784
01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:45,585
Maybe you don't remember me.
785
01:06:46,587 --> 01:06:50,423
Ah. I'm flattered.
We know the same people.
786
01:06:51,550 --> 01:06:54,260
Yeah. In fact, one of them
is with me right now.
787
01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,429
Your associate...
788
01:06:56,555 --> 01:06:59,015
Dr. Penny Priddy.
789
01:06:59,141 --> 01:07:00,475
Doctor?
790
01:07:00,601 --> 01:07:03,227
May I pass along my congratulations
791
01:07:03,354 --> 01:07:07,190
for your great
interdimensional breakthrough.
792
01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:12,403
I'm sure in the miserable annals of
the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
793
01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:18,242
However... Miss Priddy claims
794
01:07:18,369 --> 01:07:21,204
to be unable to solve my problem
795
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:24,540
and provide me with
the crucial missing circuit
796
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,292
for my overthruster!
797
01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,961
He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it.
798
01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,631
Maybe you can convince her to try.
799
01:07:32,633 --> 01:07:34,675
John O'Connor!
800
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,354
I'm not worth it, Buckaroo! Forget about me!
801
01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:41,057
- They'll never break me. Never!
- Penny, get off the phone.
802
01:07:41,225 --> 01:07:45,144
Dr. Lizardo, really what does she know
about an overthruster? She's not a scientist.
803
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:48,940
Shall we play...
a Penny for your thoughts?
804
01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:54,529
Maybe you can come in her place, huh?
805
01:07:54,655 --> 01:07:57,740
Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address.
806
01:07:57,866 --> 01:08:01,536
Come alone and bring your overthruster!
807
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:08,126
He'll come. I know his type.
808
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,711
Take her to the pit!
809
01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:12,880
Go, Bigbooty!
810
01:08:15,426 --> 01:08:19,303
Use more honey!
Find out what she knows.
811
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,224
These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up
will enable you to see them
812
01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:28,688
as they really are, as I've been seeing
them since yesterday - as Lectroids.
813
01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:31,691
In our eyes, they're not very pretty.
814
01:08:32,526 --> 01:08:34,777
Nothing personal, John Parker.
815
01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:42,618
If we blow this today...
there ain't no tomorrow.
816
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:46,414
We have only 240 minutes remaining.
817
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,917
Right. I'm working under the assumption
that Penny still has the overthruster,
818
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:53,796
but this psycho Whorfin doesn't
know that. So that'll be my job.
819
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:56,299
To get her and it back in one piece.
820
01:08:56,425 --> 01:09:01,721
Your objective is to 86 Whorfin.
You know your two strike groups.
821
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,431
Apache group, that's you, Reno.
822
01:09:03,599 --> 01:09:08,186
Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect
Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral.
823
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:13,399
It's my guess that no human being
has ever been inside the place.
824
01:09:13,984 --> 01:09:18,905
So who knows what we're gonna find
there. Top priority is the overthruster.
825
01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:22,450
Without it, Whorfin
can't get off this planet.
826
01:09:22,618 --> 01:09:26,329
This homing device will probably
make it very easy to find.
827
01:09:26,455 --> 01:09:28,956
And maybe a lot harder to get back.
828
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,751
Strategic Space Command now reports
829
01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:35,713
all the surveillance satellite
communication jammed.
830
01:09:35,881 --> 01:09:38,299
Jammed? By who? Who by?
831
01:09:38,467 --> 01:09:41,219
Possible atmospheric conditions, sir.
832
01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:43,429
- Solar.
- Solar?
833
01:09:43,555 --> 01:09:47,975
Intelligence confirms that Soviets
are having the same problem.
834
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:50,811
Should we be on Code Red?
835
01:09:50,938 --> 01:09:53,648
We go to Code Red,
the Russians go to Code Red.
836
01:09:53,774 --> 01:09:56,192
No sense going off half-cocked, Mr. President.
837
01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:58,758
I don't know, but Buckaroo Banzai
has never been wrong before.
838
01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:02,114
The man's been through solid matter,
for crying out loud.
839
01:10:02,282 --> 01:10:04,075
Who knows what happened to his brain.
840
01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:06,327
Maybe it scrambled his molecules.
841
01:10:06,495 --> 01:10:09,872
All I'm saying is,
Mr. President, let's not panic.
842
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,334
What's happening?
843
01:10:15,504 --> 01:10:18,714
Electromagnetic pulsar.
844
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:25,555
Russians just gone to
Defense Condition Two, sir.
845
01:10:25,681 --> 01:10:27,139
We've no choice, then.
846
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,977
Mr. President, I am a soldier,
and I'm a damn good one.
847
01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:34,021
I've got enough decorations
to snap a Christmas tree.
848
01:10:34,189 --> 01:10:39,235
All I'm trying to say is - and I hope
I speak for everyone in this room -
849
01:10:39,361 --> 01:10:42,530
is that I am scared.
850
01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,241
I'm barely holding my fudge right now.
851
01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:50,037
Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl,
General, and pull yourself together.
852
01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:54,250
I'm glad someone has
the balls to face facts.
853
01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,342
- Don't embarrass us.
- Have I ever?
854
01:11:03,510 --> 01:11:06,762
Give me 30 minutes,
then come in and mop up.
855
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,987
Shut up!
856
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:36,917
I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy!
857
01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:47,261
Well... Mrs. Johnson, thank you.
858
01:11:47,346 --> 01:11:51,766
It's certainly food for thought.
859
01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:56,228
No answer at the Kremlin, sir.
Just dead silence.
860
01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:59,565
Then I guess the moment is upon us.
861
01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:01,651
Here you go, Mr. President.
862
01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:04,654
The Presidential Emergency Action Document.
863
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:06,656
For your eyes only.
864
01:12:06,782 --> 01:12:08,824
John Hancock these, and Hail Mary.
865
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,994
You know, on second thought, maybe
we should think this through a bit more
866
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,706
so that future generations
of Americans will...
867
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:17,833
Oh, wow.
868
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:23,756
"Declaration of War: The Short Form."
869
01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:42,233
Bring that thing right through the gate.
Straight ahead, straight ahead, come on.
870
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:49,448
Blacks... are on this planet!
871
01:12:50,325 --> 01:12:53,369
Here, in New Jersey!
872
01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:56,914
Coming to destroy us!
873
01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,708
We must act!
874
01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,877
Escape or die!
875
01:13:02,838 --> 01:13:05,089
We must work faster
876
01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:08,968
to finish the great vehicle itself,
877
01:13:09,094 --> 01:13:13,681
so we can enter the Eighth Dimension
878
01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:17,935
and free our trapped comrades!
879
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:21,021
So we can return home
880
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:24,900
and seize power once again!
881
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:31,532
- What is the greatest joy?
- The joy of duty!
882
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:36,412
- Louder!
- The joy of duty!
883
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,999
History is made at night.
884
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:45,212
Character is what you are in the dark!
885
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:48,632
We must work while the clock,
she's ticking.
886
01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:54,930
- We hide, they seek!
- Death to the Black Lectroids!
887
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:58,142
- Where are we going?
- Planet Ten!
888
01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,519
- When?
- Real soon!
889
01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:11,405
Come on over here. Bring it this way!
890
01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,952
This way!
891
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,913
Now park it.
892
01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:22,708
There's no overthruster!
893
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:29,423
Get him here! Get him outta there!
I wanna see his face!
894
01:14:31,218 --> 01:14:33,427
It's not here!
895
01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:36,639
Take him to the shock tower.
896
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:56,116
The equations. Solve them.
897
01:14:56,201 --> 01:15:01,205
Enter your data on this keypad.
And you better be right.
898
01:15:01,373 --> 01:15:05,376
The shock tower is a lie detector.
899
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:08,921
Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge
900
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:12,299
to your auditory meatus.
901
01:15:14,553 --> 01:15:17,096
- Open circuit.
- So?
902
01:15:17,222 --> 01:15:21,433
You're not getting jack from me until
you let Penny out of this junkyard.
903
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:25,271
Curse you, Banzai!
Don't you realize what are you saying?
904
01:15:25,397 --> 01:15:28,941
Your whole planet is gonna be destroyed
and you sit here wasting time?
905
01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:31,610
Time? I got nothing but time.
906
01:15:35,282 --> 01:15:39,743
Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife.
907
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:43,789
Doomed is your soul
and damned is your life.
908
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,667
Buzz off.
909
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:51,505
Bigbooty...
910
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:54,091
more power to him.
911
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:56,802
Bigbooté.
912
01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:59,889
I want my missing circuit, now!
913
01:16:33,548 --> 01:16:37,551
- Is there something I can help you with?
- Is Buckaroo upstairs?
914
01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:40,429
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
915
01:16:40,555 --> 01:16:41,639
Where is he?
916
01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:47,144
- That won't work either.
- Porco Giuda!
917
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:50,981
Hey, Banzai.
918
01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:56,362
Take a look at your girlfriend.
919
01:17:00,367 --> 01:17:03,452
Devo lavorare con persone idiota!
920
01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:12,628
She'll live... but only for a while.
921
01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:16,090
And she won't enjoy it.
922
01:17:16,216 --> 01:17:18,968
Only you can save her from a fate
923
01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:22,346
even worse than that of
your friend, Mr. Rawhide.
924
01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:26,183
Missing circuit's in your head, Whorfin.
925
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,560
Bigbooty...
926
01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,087
activate your probes.
927
01:17:49,249 --> 01:17:53,049
Slow this sucker down.
I'll handle these birds.
928
01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,341
You young gentlemen
have a telephone in here?
929
01:18:00,370 --> 01:18:03,470
You wanna jump on the horn and get me
Mr. John Bigboot.
930
01:18:03,471 --> 01:18:04,805
It's Bigbooté.
931
01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:09,184
Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything
nowadays, you gotta do it yourself.
932
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:12,396
- What is your name?
- John Yaya.
933
01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:15,899
John Yaya, huh? And you are?
934
01:18:16,026 --> 01:18:18,226
"John Small Berries."
935
01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:42,092
- He's down there. I feel it.
- We're not...
936
01:18:51,436 --> 01:18:57,107
- It's a nest.
- Birds nest. People don't nest.
937
01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,734
Red Lectroid.
938
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:24,802
Don't touch it. It might be a bomb.
939
01:19:24,928 --> 01:19:26,178
Nah, it's a toy.
940
01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:34,812
- Sit down!
- Sir? Hey, that area's restricted.
941
01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:38,357
Yeah? Not to me!
942
01:19:43,071 --> 01:19:48,283
This I know. This I know.
And I love Whorfin too.
943
01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:55,582
- What is this place?
- It's a bivouac. They sleep here.
944
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:59,378
- Can they all shoot stingers?
- You better believe it.
945
01:19:59,504 --> 01:20:01,672
- Lizardo. Which way?
- Over there.
946
01:20:01,798 --> 01:20:04,341
- You sure?
- Believe it.
947
01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,510
Just once.
948
01:20:41,212 --> 01:20:43,255
- Where...?
- Shh.
949
01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:48,051
What's going on? Where are we?
950
01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:50,929
It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here.
951
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,573
What's happening?
952
01:21:09,741 --> 01:21:12,367
John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo!
953
01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:16,163
Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl!
954
01:21:19,459 --> 01:21:21,293
Scooter! Where are you?
955
01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:34,640
Hey, somebody turn off
that gosh dang klaxon!
956
01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:39,811
Work. Work. Work.
957
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,025
There are monkey boys in the facility.
958
01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:47,194
You are secure.
959
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:49,321
Do not panic.
960
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:54,993
John Emdall must die.
961
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,622
Lord Whorfin must live.
962
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,416
Work.
963
01:22:01,668 --> 01:22:03,043
Work.
964
01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:04,795
Work.
965
01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:35,242
Sorry. I'm sorry.
966
01:22:35,368 --> 01:22:36,868
- Sidney.
- Buckaroo!
967
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,080
It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol?
968
01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:42,124
Yeah.
969
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,878
What are you gonna use?
970
01:22:47,964 --> 01:22:50,507
- Where are we?
- I hate to tell you.
971
01:22:51,551 --> 01:22:53,927
Where are we going?
972
01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:57,931
This way.
973
01:23:06,733 --> 01:23:08,317
Get over here.
974
01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:12,404
Keep your noses to the grindstone.
975
01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:15,157
The greatest joy is the joy of duty.
976
01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:19,453
Work. Work. Work.
977
01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:23,582
Monkey boys are feeble.
Lord Whorfin is supreme!
978
01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:29,504
Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute,
I wanna talk to you.
979
01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:35,010
What the hell's the matter with you?
You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you!
980
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,659
Jesus!
981
01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:04,039
What the hell is going on here,
Bigboot? Where's my bomber?
982
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:09,294
Bigbooté. John O'Connor,
put the slug on the track.
983
01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:12,381
I don't give a flying handshake
what your name is!
984
01:24:12,507 --> 01:24:15,842
I'm here to see a bomber!
This sure ain't it.
985
01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:19,554
Let's just go back upstairs to my office.
986
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,057
Talk about this like
two reasonable beings.
987
01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:25,602
You listen to me. Your private life,
that's your own concern.
988
01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:30,065
But I'm here to see a bomber
and I'm damn sure gonna see it now!
989
01:24:30,191 --> 01:24:34,319
Look at this place. Don't you have
any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty!
990
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:40,742
It's not my goddamn planet.
Understand, monkey boy?
991
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:46,002
- Let's get outta here, John O'Connor.
- But John, Whorfin said we could kill her.
992
01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,737
You owe me one, Buck.
993
01:25:25,413 --> 01:25:28,248
It's not over yet.
994
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,294
I may be down but I'm not out.
995
01:25:38,426 --> 01:25:41,386
What is that? Don't pick it up. No.
996
01:25:44,891 --> 01:25:46,516
Penny.
997
01:25:47,727 --> 01:25:49,644
How's she doing?
998
01:25:49,729 --> 01:25:52,731
- I don't know.
- There's no overthruster.
999
01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,524
- Buckaroo Banzai!
- What?
1000
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,110
There is little time!
1001
01:25:57,236 --> 01:26:01,156
You better come quickly
if your planet is still important to you.
1002
01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:04,784
Leave her to me.
You take care of business.
1003
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:07,329
Thanks.
1004
01:26:07,455 --> 01:26:09,539
- Go. Go.
- Right.
1005
01:26:12,502 --> 01:26:16,004
- Where's Buckaroo Banzai?
- He's flown the coop.
1006
01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:17,881
- Is the girl dead?
- Yes!
1007
01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:20,884
Then sound the call to board the ship.
1008
01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:23,678
Without the crucial missing circuit,
we'll never make it!
1009
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:28,099
They're only monkey boys! We can still
crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin!
1010
01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:31,186
No. It's time to go home.
1011
01:26:31,312 --> 01:26:35,065
Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster.
1012
01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:38,151
John O'Connor...
1013
01:26:38,319 --> 01:26:40,737
you stick by my side.
1014
01:26:48,496 --> 01:26:53,583
The great vehicle itself
is now in final boarding state.
1015
01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,211
What is that?
1016
01:26:57,088 --> 01:27:01,174
It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin.
1017
01:27:06,347 --> 01:27:09,683
Massacre them without quarter!
1018
01:27:25,908 --> 01:27:31,329
Tell the flight attendants to close
the doors and prepare for a crosscheck.
1019
01:27:41,007 --> 01:27:46,678
If you are not inside the great vehicle
itself, you have missed the boat.
1020
01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:54,227
We are go for launch.
Do not obstruct the great vehicle.
1021
01:27:56,105 --> 01:27:57,981
Do not take to the floor.
1022
01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:01,943
Lord Whorfin will return
for all those left behind.
1023
01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:07,490
Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising.
Electromagnetic field is rising.
1024
01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:16,291
John O'Connor! Install my overthruster!
1025
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:19,836
...all carry-on baggage
overhead and secure.
1026
01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:22,088
Electromagnetic field...
1027
01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:27,218
- What is this?
- It looks like one of our thermopods.
1028
01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,387
But it's a very bad design.
1029
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:37,395
Your tray tables are secure, and your
seat backs in the full upright position.
1030
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:40,732
Your overthruster
is in place, Lord Whorfin.
1031
01:28:40,858 --> 01:28:43,109
It won't work! It won't work!
1032
01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:46,321
Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward!
1033
01:28:46,447 --> 01:28:50,075
You're the weakest individual
I ever know!
1034
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,203
We are cooking. Over.
1035
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:59,042
Get away from that, boy,
or I'll drink your blood!
1036
01:29:01,629 --> 01:29:05,298
What you got there, son?
That's not real, is it?
1037
01:29:08,302 --> 01:29:09,177
Get 'em up.
1038
01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:14,224
H2 tank pressurization, OK.
We're go for launch.
1039
01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:20,271
John Many Jars, establish overthruster
beam red. Over. Activate oscillator.
1040
01:29:21,399 --> 01:29:24,984
Pace accelerator's shorting out!
1041
01:29:25,111 --> 01:29:27,946
John O'Connor! My overthruster!
1042
01:29:36,747 --> 01:29:40,458
Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave!
1043
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:43,461
This is vacuum cylinder three.
1044
01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:53,430
If he can't connect the dots,
they never gonna penetrate.
1045
01:29:56,434 --> 01:30:01,020
Cabin fluid valves were closed.
Problem is corrected. Over.
1046
01:30:01,188 --> 01:30:02,188
What is that?
1047
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:05,692
Is OK. No worry.
Is an insulating liquid.
1048
01:30:05,818 --> 01:30:08,403
Full speed ahead!
1049
01:30:08,529 --> 01:30:12,282
May I remind you to fasten your seat belts
1050
01:30:12,408 --> 01:30:15,326
and extinguish all smoking material.
1051
01:30:15,494 --> 01:30:19,122
We haven't a chance!
Your overthruster's for shit!
1052
01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:21,828
One more word out of you, Bigbooty...
1053
01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:25,209
Bigbooté! Té! Té!
1054
01:30:27,548 --> 01:30:31,634
Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next.
1055
01:30:33,804 --> 01:30:36,014
Let's go home.
1056
01:30:44,023 --> 01:30:46,608
The wall is softening.
1057
01:30:48,235 --> 01:30:51,863
- Inertial overtones obtaining command.
- Oh, no.
1058
01:31:04,210 --> 01:31:09,547
Danger! Danger! We do not have
crossover. Negative mass is spreading.
1059
01:31:16,472 --> 01:31:20,725
We're not in the Eighth Dimension.
We are over New Jersey.
1060
01:31:20,893 --> 01:31:22,644
All is not lost...
1061
01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:25,438
Stand by to incinerate Smolensk.
1062
01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:28,107
Jettison!
1063
01:31:28,234 --> 01:31:32,070
So sorry, gentlemen,
but I must dump the excess baggage.
1064
01:31:37,034 --> 01:31:39,953
Arrivederci, Banzai!
1065
01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:46,209
- Where's the power?
- I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school.
1066
01:31:46,669 --> 01:31:48,795
What do we do, jump-start it?
1067
01:32:15,114 --> 01:32:18,199
Rocket stabilizer.
1068
01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:20,410
What this?
1069
01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,372
Looks like a gun.
1070
01:32:29,378 --> 01:32:31,713
John Parker, take this wheel.
1071
01:32:35,009 --> 01:32:38,887
Right, just... just hold onto that.
It flies like a truck.
1072
01:32:39,013 --> 01:32:40,972
Good. What is a truck?
1073
01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:45,143
Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin.
1074
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,374
Thermopod on our tail. Over.
1075
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:12,045
Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games?
1076
01:33:12,171 --> 01:33:17,258
- Let's just stabilize her?
- Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh?
1077
01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:23,097
OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more,
more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left!
1078
01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:25,975
- This is left!
- I mean my left. Go your right.
1079
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:27,352
Go.
1080
01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:29,812
Faster! He's gaining.
1081
01:33:29,939 --> 01:33:31,898
Feet, do your stuff!
1082
01:33:32,066 --> 01:33:37,654
More, more, more. Lock in, lock in,
lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
1083
01:33:37,780 --> 01:33:40,657
Whorfin... sayonara.
1084
01:33:42,910 --> 01:33:48,665
Banzai! I'll see you in hell!
1085
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:52,251
We've got him!
1086
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:55,588
- Pull up!
- It's stuck!
1087
01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:04,639
John Whorfin... destroyed.
1088
01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:08,309
Deactivate particle beam.
1089
01:34:08,435 --> 01:34:12,772
Tracking 0-0-0.
1090
01:34:59,528 --> 01:35:01,446
I thought you bought it.
1091
01:35:01,572 --> 01:35:03,990
- Yeah, me too. Where's Penny?
- At the bus.
1092
01:35:04,158 --> 01:35:06,242
New Jersey helped me bring her back.
1093
01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:08,953
- How is she?
- He said he'd pull her through.
1094
01:35:09,079 --> 01:35:11,873
Quite a guy, if you want my opinion.
1095
01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:14,459
You give me that gizmo
1096
01:35:14,585 --> 01:35:20,089
and I'll give you a brand new
crisp $20 bill. Huh?
1097
01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:25,803
- All right, I'll tell you what...
- Hey, Scooter! Fall in.
1098
01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:33,978
This what you're looking for, Buckaroo?
1099
01:35:35,314 --> 01:35:39,942
- Scooter... you got his job.
- All right!
1100
01:35:40,069 --> 01:35:43,196
- Wanna ride with me in the jet car?
- Wow! You know.
1101
01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,656
But I have to ask my dad first.
1102
01:35:46,325 --> 01:35:49,202
OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up.
1103
01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:55,291
Aw.
1104
01:36:01,048 --> 01:36:03,091
I did all I could.
1105
01:36:06,428 --> 01:36:10,515
Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is
everything OK with the alien space cloud,
1106
01:36:10,641 --> 01:36:12,975
or should he go ahead
and destroy Russia?
1107
01:36:13,102 --> 01:36:16,020
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
1108
01:36:17,314 --> 01:36:20,775
Which was "yes"?
To destroy Russia or number two?
1109
01:37:24,464 --> 01:37:26,090
Penny.
1110
01:37:40,314 --> 01:37:42,356
Careful.
1111
01:37:44,985 --> 01:37:47,028
You're all right.
1112
01:37:50,407 --> 01:37:52,575
You look awful.
1113
01:37:52,701 --> 01:37:57,830
You don't exactly light up
a party yourself... Penny Priddy.
1114
01:38:09,343 --> 01:38:12,011
So what? Big deal!
1115
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:20,811
1116
01:38:20,938 --> 01:38:26,138
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