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WE'’RE GOING TO ASK YOU
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.
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SOME WILL BE BASIC,
BIOGRAPHICAL QUESTIONS.
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OTHERS WILL BE VERY PERSONAL
ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY.
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THAT BEING SAID,
LET'’S START WITH TELLING US...
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WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY.
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DECEMBER 5, 1994.
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IT WAS MY SENIOR
YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL,
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AND I LOST IT TO DANNY RIZZO.
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MY PARENTS HAD GONE
AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND,
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AND WE EACH DID ABOUT
EIGHT SHOTS OF VODKA...
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AND THEN WE DID IT.
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THEN WE THREW UP ABOUT
TEN MINUTES AFTER THAT, SO...
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FIRST TIME I HAD SEX,
I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY YOUNG... FIFTEEN.
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AND SHE WAS A FRESHMAN IN
COLLEGE. AND IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED.
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I WAS HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IN THE
PARKING LOT OF THE A&P DRINKING SOME BEERS.
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SHE PULLED INTO THE PARKING
LOT IN HER DAD'’S NEW CADILLAC.
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WE GOT TO TALKIN'’,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
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WE'’RE IN THE BACKSEAT KINDA GOIN'’ AT IT,
SO...
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IT WAS PRETTY COOL '’CAUSE I HAD
NEVER BEEN IN A CADILLAC BEFORE.
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I WAS A LATE BLOOMER. IT WAS
MY JUNIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE.
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AND I LOST IT TO THE WOMAN I
EVENTUALLY MARRIED, MARIA.
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SO, I REALLY ONLY HAD SEX WITH
ONE WOMAN UP UNTIL THAT POINT,
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AND THAT'’S PROBABLY
WHY I GOT DIVORCED.
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I WAS ONLY 16,
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AND HE WAS MUCH OLDER.
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HE WORKED WITH MY MOTHER. MY
PARENTS GOT DIVORCED WHEN I WAS NINE.
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AND HE USED TO COME TO THE HOUSE
FOR DINNERS AND PARTIES AND THINGS.
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BUT THEN HE STARTED COMING OVER
WHEN HE KNEW MY MOM WOULDN'’T BE HOME.
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AND THEN ONE THING
KINDA LED TO ANOTHER.
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AND BEFORE I EVEN KNEW
WHAT WAS HAPPENING,
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I WAS HAVING MY FIRST
AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN.
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WHEN I FIRST HAD SEX?
MY DAD DROVE ME DOWN...
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FROM OUR APARTMENT IN
THE BRONX WHERE WE LIVED.
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HE TOOK ME DOWN TO THE UPPER EAST
SIDE TO SOME HIGH-CLASS WHOREHOUSE.
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AND SHE SAID HER
NAME WAS CHERRY PIE.
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I ALWAYS LIKED THAT
NAME... CHERRY PIE.
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LET'’S JUST SAY I HAVE A VERY CLEAR
IMAGE OF HER IN MY MENTAL FILE.
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HE WAS THE SWEETEST GUY IN THE
WORLD. WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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AND WE BOTH WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL WE GOT
MARRIED '’CAUSE IT WAS THAT CATHOLIC THING.
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BUT I WANTED TO DO IT
BEFORE MY 18th BIRTHDAY.
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SO WE WENT TO THIS
BED-AND-BREAKFAST IN SARATOGA,
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AND WE JUST MADE LOVE
FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS.
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AND THEN WE WENT OFF TO COLLEGE AND
PROMISED TO BE FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER.
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL,
I WAS FAITHFUL FOR THE FIRST SEMESTER.
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AND HE CAME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS
BREAK AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY.
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SO I GUESS HE WAS A LITTLE
SWEETER THAN I WOULD'’VE LIKED.
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OKAY, WAIT A SECOND,
SUE. I MEAN, THIS IS UNBEL...
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I MEAN... I MEAN, COME ON!
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I DON'’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS?
YOU JUST DROP THIS ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN TODAY?
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I MEAN, I DON'’T EVEN KNOW...
STOP! YOU'’RE STUTTERING. OKAY?
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IT'’S OVER! IT'’S SIMPLE! PACK
YOUR SHIT. GET OUT BY THE WEEKEND.
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SERIOUSLY,
THIS IS LIKE... THIS IS LIKE A SHOCK TO ME.
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I DON'’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU WANT
ME TO SAY. IT'’S SIMPLE. IT'’S OVER.
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HAVE YOUR SHIT OUT BY THE
WEEKEND.YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
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I'’M NOT KIDDING YOU.WHEN
DID THIS COME ABOUT?
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OH, MY GOD, GIMME A BREAK.
YOU KNOW THIS WAS INEVITABLE.
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IF I THOUGHT THIS WAS INEVITABLE,
I WOULDN'’T HAVE GIVEN UP MY APARTMENT.
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DON'’T YOU PIN THAT ON ME. I DIDN'’T
ASK YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR APARTMENT.
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BUT YOU DID ASK ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU,
RIGHT? THAT I DIDN'’T FUCKIN'’ IMAGINE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
?HOW ABOUT A FUCKIN'’ EXPLANATION?
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WHY DO YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION?
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WHY CAN'’T YOU JUST SEE THE
WRITING ON THE WALL? WHY CAN'’T I SEE?
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THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE IS THIS UGLY
PAINTING THAT COST ME A FEW GRAND.
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YOU WANT THE PAINTING?
YOU CAN HAVE THE PAINTING.
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I DON'’T WANT THE PAINTING.
I GOT YOU THE PAINTING.
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I DON'’T WANT IT.THEN WHAT
DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? I
JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME.
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JUST TELL ME WHY
YOU'’RE DOIN'’ THIS?
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WHERE YOU GOIN'’? TELL ME WHY YOU'’RE DOING
THIS! THIS IS COMIN'’ OUT OF LEFT FIELD HERE!
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DO YOU WANT KIDS?
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YEAH! YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS.
WE'’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS.
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WHEN?
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AS SOON AS YOU'’RE READY.
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GUESS WHAT. NOT READY.
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YOU EVER NOTICE HOW WHENEVER YOU
BRING UP KIDS, I CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
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I DON'’T WANT THEM... EVER!
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THAT WAS KINDA HARSH, YOU KNOW,
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BECAUSE WE WERE TALKIN'’, EVERYTHING...
KIDS, MARRIAGE, THE WHOLE NINE.
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THEN SHE DROPS THAT ON ME OUT OF THE BLUE,
SO...
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THAT WAS KINDA TOUGH.
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I TOLD YOU MOVING IN WITH HER
WAS A BIG MISTAKE, DIDN'’T I? I KNOW,
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TOMMY,
YOU ARE NOT THE SETTLING DOWN TYPE OF GUY.
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YOU'’RE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT HAS TO
BE OUT THERE EVERY DAY MAKIN'’ IT HAPPEN.
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FORGET ABOUT THAT
WIFE AND KIDS CRAP!
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WHAT IS THAT WITH YOU? YOU TAKE IT
FROM SOMEBODY WHO'’S BEEN THERE.
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A WIFE AND CHILDREN WILL
DRIVE YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
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TAKE A LOOK AT ME,
FOR EXAMPLE. TAKE A LOOK AT ME, BABY!
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YOU'’RE AN
ANIMAL.I'’M AN ANIMAL!
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I AM TWICE AS VITAL AS ANY
MARRIED MAN HALF MY AGE.
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AIN'’T THAT RIGHT,
SWEETHEART? SO YOU KEEP TELLING ME.
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TELL THE KID HOW MANY
WOMEN I'’VE PORKED.
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ENOUGH TO DEFINITELY MAKE
EVERY WOMAN SICK TO HER STOMACH.
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HOW MANY? COME ON.FIVE HUNDRED.
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I HAVE HAD SEX WITH
500 DIFFERENT WOMEN,
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AND I LEFT THEM ALL
BAYING AT THE MOON.
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YOU STICK WITH ME, KID,
YOU COULD WIND UP WITH TWICE THAT MANY.
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SO WHAT WAS THE FIGHT
ABOUT? I DON'’T KNOW.
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I CAME HOME FROM WORK, EVERYTHING
SEEMS FINE, SHE'’S HAVING A SANDWICH.
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THE NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'’S SCREAMING
AT ME, KICKS ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT.
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SHE KICKED YOU OUT
?IT WAS HER PLACE.
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TOMMY,
SHE KICKED YOU OUT? THAT'’S UNBELIEVABLE.
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IN MY DAY, I WOULD'’VE THROWN
HER BIG ASS RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED? A PLACE
TO STAY FOR A COUPLE WEEKS?
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HUH?
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I CAN'’T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. I'’LL GET A
SUBLET UNTIL I FIND A NEW APARTMENT.
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WHY DON'’T YOU LIVE
IN A BOX IN AN ALLEY?
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AS LONG AS I'’M BREATHING,
YOU'’VE GOT A PLACE TO STAY.
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STAY WITH ME A COUPLE WEEKS,
I'’LL GET YOUR HEAD ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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WE'’LL PUT THAT ROMANTIC IDEALISM
CRAP TO BED ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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BUT FOR NOW, TOMMY,
I WANT YOU TO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.
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I WANT YOU TO GO OUT
AND TRY TO GET LAID.
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BECAUSE NOTHING HEALS A BROKEN
HEART LIKE A BRAND-NEW PIECE OF BOOTY.
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DON'’T LISTEN TO HIM, PLEASE.
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THE EYES.YEAH, I SEE THE EYES.
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MY NAME'’S TOMMY REILLY.
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I'’M 32 YEARS OLD. FROM
QUEENS ORIGINALLY.
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ARE YOU AFRAID OF GETTING
HURT IN A RELATIONSHIP?
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NO, YOU KNOW? I THINK, UH,
IT'’S BETTER TO JUST GO FOR IT, RIGHT?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? LIVE YOUR LIFE
IN FEAR, UH, OF GETTIN'’ A BROKEN HEART?
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IT'’S THE PRICE YOU GOTTA
PAY TO POTENTIALLY BE HAPPY.
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YOU SAID IT'’S OVER HERE?
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ARE YOU GONNA RENT THAT? YEAH,
YEAH.
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DEFINITELY? YEAH,
DEFINITELY. WHY?
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JUST WONDERING MAYBE YOU STILL HADN'’T
MADE UP YOUR MIND BETWEEN THE TWO.
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JUST HOLDING IT IN YOUR HANDS.UH,
NO.
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I'’M DEFINITELY GONNA RENT THIS ONE.
I'’LL GIVE YOU... YOU WANT THIS ONE?
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NO. I CAME FOR THAT
ONE. IT'’S A GREAT MOVIE.
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THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD.
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I'’LL JUST KEEP LOOKING.
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SORRY.
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HEY.OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’?
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GOOD. I WAS WONDERING.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
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UH,
NO.IT'’S REALLY G... IT'’S VERY DIFFERENT.
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I WOULD... I'’D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT HERE,
BUT I GOTTA WATCH THIS FOR WORK.
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OH REALLY. YOU SURE... THEY'’VE
GOT A GREAT SELECTION OF OTHER...
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I KNOW,
BUT I GOTTA SEE THIS ONE.
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NO? OKAY.
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THERE'’S NOTHING I CAN DO
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND THEN?
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NO. OKAY.
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WELL, I TRIED.YEAH, YEAH.
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ENJOY YOUR MOVIE. IT'’S A GREAT
MOVIE. GOOD NIGHT.ALL RIGHT.
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'’? HI.
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I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU WANT THE VIDEO THAT BADLY,
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WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE
ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
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WHEN I FINISH WATCHING IT, I COULD GIVE
YOU A CALL AND THEN MAYBE BRING IT OVER.
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NO, I DON'’T WANT TO SEE
IT THAT BADLY. THANK YOU.
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OKAY. '’CAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE BACK THERE
LIKE THERE WAS SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY,
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LIKE YOU NEED TO
SEE IT TONIGHT.NO.
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NOW YOU GOT ME FEELING LIKE I'’M
SOME KIND OF SHIT HEEL, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE I SHOULD'’VE
GIVEN YOU THE VIDEO.
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LIKE IT WOULD'’VE BEEN THE
GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.
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WELL, IT WOULD'’VE BEEN,
BUT YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
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THEN WHY DON'’T YOU
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
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WHY DON'’T WE GO IN HERE
AND GET A CUP OF COFFEE?
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WE CAN TALK AND...
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AM I COMING ON TOO STRONG?
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I JUST WAS THINKING,
WE COULD GET SOME COFFEE...
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?
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IN EXCHANGE FOR THE VIDEO NOW,
I'’LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER.
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AND IF YOU CALL ME LATER THIS WEEK,
WE'’LL DO COFFEE THEN.
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BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'’LL,
YOU KNOW, GIVE ME THE RIGHT NUMBER?
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WE ARE MAKING A DEAL HERE.
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YOU'’RE EITHER
IN OR YOU'’RE OUT.
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I'’M IN.
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MAKE SURE YOU RETURN IT ON TIME.
I'’D HATE TO PAY A HEFTY LATE FEE.
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YOU DON'’T KNOW HIS NAME,
YOU DON'’T KNOW WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.
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YOU DON'’T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
BUT YOU GAVE HIM YOUR PHONE NUMBER!
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HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY.
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WE JUST KINDA SKIPPED
THE PERSONAL STUFF.
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YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO START
WITH THE PERSONAL STUFF.
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"WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR
A LIVING?" LIKE A BASIC BACKGROUND CHECK.
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WHAT IF THIS GUY CALLS YOU? YOU
DON'’T KNOW HIM FROM A HOLE IN THE WALL!
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HE COULD BE A SEXUAL DEVIANT.
I DON'’T KNOW, SOMETHING!
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HE WAS RENTING
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S.
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THAT HARDLY SEEMED LIKE THE KIND OF MOVIE
THE NEIGHBORHOOD PERV WOULD GET OFF ON.
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BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'’S. OKAY,
WELL, HE'’S GAY.
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DID I EVER TELL YOU THE RATIO BETWEEN
SINGLE, STRAIGHT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED MEN...
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AND SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMEN
IN THIS TOWN? YES, MANY TIMES.
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I DID, RIGHT? OKAY.MM-HMM.
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SO DON'’T GO GET YOUR PANTIES
IN A BUNCH OVER THIS GUY.
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I BET HE'’D RATHER REDECORATE
YOUR APARTMENT THAN, YOU KNOW...
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THAN WHAT? THAN TAKE CARE OF
HIS MANLY OBLIGATIONS, THAT'’S WHAT.
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MY NAME IS MARIA TEDESCO. AND
MY AGE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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AND I DON'’T EVEN THINK
I SHOULD BE DOING THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. UM... I'’M ORIGINALLY
FROM STATEN ISLAND.
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NOW I LIVE IN MANHATTAN,
WHICH I HATE. I'’M A TEACHER.
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I'’M HERE,
PS-3. SIXTH-GRADERS HERE...
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MAKE MORE IN WEEKLY
ALLOWANCE THAN I DO IN A MONTH.
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BUT, UM,
I LOVE THE LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES,
193
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SO IT MAKES IT ALL
KIND OF WORTH IT.
194
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MARIA, IT'’S ME,
BENJAMIN. CAN I TALK TO YOU?
195
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,987
UGH! I'’M LISTENING.
196
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,642
I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I
THOUGHT I'’D COME BY AND SAY HELLO.
197
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,384
THIS IS A REALLY BAD HABIT
YOU'’RE DEVELOPING, BENJAMIN.
198
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:14,084
YEAH, BUT I... YOU KNOW, I... I'’VE
BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE.
199
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,521
I THOUGHT MAYBE THIS
TIME YOU'’D LET ME IN.
200
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I MISS YOU VERY MUCH.
LET ME IN. WE'’LL TALK.
201
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,613
I PROMISE I WON'’T TRY ANYTHING.
202
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,596
I PROMISE, OKAY? PLEASE?
203
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:33,059
I'’M BENJAMIN BASNER. I'’M 24
YEARS OLD AND I'’M FROM BROOKLYN.
204
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,148
MY SEX LIFE?
205
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:38,088
AT THIS POINT,
IT'’S NONEXISTENT.HEY, YOU SUCK!
206
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,484
AT THIS POINT,
IT'’S JUST TOTALLY, UH...
207
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,769
SHOULD WE START AGAIN?
208
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,772
WHY DO YOU KEEP USING THE EXCUSE
YOU WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD? I WAS!
209
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,991
YOU LIVE THREE BLOCKS AWAY.
YOU'’RE ALWAYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
210
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,560
BUT I WROTE YOU A SONG AND I
THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WANT TO HEAR IT.
211
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,346
NO, '’CAUSE I'’VE HEARD ENOUGH OF
YOUR SONGS ALREADY.DON'’T SAY THAT.
212
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,828
I MISS YOU VERY MUCH. IS THAT SO BAD? NO,
IT'’S NOT BAD.
213
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,136
BUT IT'’S BEEN OVER A YEAR. YOU NEED
TO GET OVER IT.YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND.
214
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,616
I CAN'’T GET OVER IT. I
CAN'’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
215
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,054
REALLY. I CAN'’T.
216
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,273
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT
ME. TAKE A GOOD LOOK.
217
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,668
I HAVE GAINED 15 POUNDS
SINCE THE DIVORCE.
218
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,149
FIFTEEN. OKAY? YES.
219
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,674
WE SHOULD CONSIDER GETTING BACK TOGETHER,
IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN MY HEALTH.
220
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,894
WHY THE CHANGE OF
HEART AFTER A YEAR?
221
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,071
I'’M FINALLY OKAY AND YOU WANT
TO PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS AGAIN?
222
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,900
I'’M NOT PLAYING WITH ANYTHING.
I JUST RECENTLY REALIZED...
223
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,164
WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE,
AND I WAS EATING WELL.WHAT?
224
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:38,516
AND I... I DIDN'’T HAVE THE
FORESIGHT TO SEE HOW GREAT IT WAS.
225
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,345
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE FOUGHT
ALL THE TIME. WE MADE EACH OTHER MISERABLE.
226
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:45,218
WE STOPPED HAVING SEX. YOU STARTED CHEATING
ON ME! WHAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT?
227
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,961
WE HAD SOME UPS AND DOWNS,
BUT WE ALSO HAD SOME VERY GOOD TIMES.
228
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,311
NAME ONE.YOU WANT
ME TO NAME ONE?
229
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,922
YES, YES.
230
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,228
JULY 4 WEEKEND IN '’97.
231
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,796
THAT WAS NICE,
BUT THEY WERE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
232
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:01,974
WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DURING MY JUNIOR
YEAR IN COLLEGE WHEN WE WENT SKIING?
233
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,935
YOU MEAN THE TIME WHEN YOU
TWISTED YOUR ANKLE IN THE PARKING LOT...
234
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,981
BEFORE WE GOT TO THE MOUNTAIN, AND
WE HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEK IN BED?
235
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,288
BUT WE HAD A GOOD
TIME IN THAT BED.
236
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,030
MY JAW IS STILL A LITTLE SORE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
237
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,381
THAT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.
238
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,166
IT'’D BE NICE TO SPEND
SOME TIME TOGETHER AGAIN.
239
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,126
LET'’S GET INTO BED AND
WE'’LL TALK.WE'’LL TALK?
240
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,129
YEAH, BECAUSE IF YOU LET ME HAVE A
WORD WITH YOUR FRIEND DOWN THERE,
241
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,330
I COULD CONVINCE HER THAT
WE SHOULD WORK THINGS OUT.
242
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597
I ALMOST HAD YOU THERE,
DIDN'’T I?
243
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,012
COME ON.
244
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,754
LOOK, BENJAMIN,
245
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,931
YOU WANTED A DIVORCE,
AND YOU GOT IT.
246
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,673
NO. NOW YOU GOTTA LET
ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
247
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,936
IT'’S ONLY FAIR.
248
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,199
I FUCKED IT UP,
DIDN'’T I? BIG TIME.
249
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:56,812
ALL RIGHT. I'’M SORRY.
250
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,032
GOOD NIGHT.GOOD NIGHT.
251
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,557
DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON MARIA? YEAH,
I CHEATED ON MARIA.
252
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,516
BUT IT WASN'’T REALLY MY FAULT.
253
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,997
SHE WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY
WOMAN THAT I HAD EVER HAD SEX WITH.
254
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,782
BESIDES, WE WERE WAY TOO YOUNG...
255
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,784
WAY TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.
256
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,005
ESPECIALLY ME. I COULD
NEVER SEE MYSELF...
257
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,051
NEVER HAVING SEX
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
258
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:23,099
IT'’S CRAZY. NOT THAT I DIDN'’T LOVE MARIA,
BECAUSE I STILL LOVE MARIA.
259
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,885
BUT I WOULD FIND MYSELF WALKING DOWN THE STREET
WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN I SAW.
260
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,824
EVENTUALLY I TRIED TO.
261
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,075
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
GO SEE HER AGAIN?
262
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:46,209
I MISS HER VERY MUCH.NO
YOU DON'’T. YOU'’RE JUST HORNY.
263
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,038
WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU GOT LAID?
264
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,867
I DON'’T KNOW.
LIKE A MONTH OR SO.
265
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,043
A MONTH OR SO?
266
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:58,264
YEAH,
IT WAS LIKE OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER.
267
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,659
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'’S MARCH,
BENNY. THAT'’S FOUR MONTHS.
268
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:05,619
YOU'’VE GOT A SEMEN BUILDUP.
IT'’S CLOUDING YOUR JUDGMENT.
269
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,579
GO OUT, FIND YOURSELF SOMEONE,
YOU GET LAID.RIGHT.
270
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,103
I GUARANTEE YOU,
ONE WEEK IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP,
271
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,715
YOU'’RE GONNA FORGET
ALL ABOUT MARIA... AGAIN.
272
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,631
REMEMBER WHY YOU GOT DIVORCED?
273
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,765
I CHEATED ON HER.AND YOU
CHEATED ON HER BECAUSE WHAT?
274
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,942
YOU WERE MISERABLE AND BECAUSE
YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED.
275
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,119
WE'’RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.
WE GOT NO TIME FOR WIVES...
276
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,514
BECAUSE WE'’RE GONNA HAVE SCORES
OF GROUPIES, TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
277
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:34,474
LISTEN. HEY, IF YOU'’RE HORNY,
GET A HOOKER.
278
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,607
NO. SEE, THAT'’S FOR YOU.
279
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,653
I COULDN'’T DO THAT.WHAT'’S
WRONG WITH A HOOKER?
280
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,917
NO. I DON'’T WANT
IT ON MY RESUME.
281
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,267
I DON'’T WANT TO GET OLD, HAVE KIDS,
AND HAVE THE KIDS FIND OUT...
282
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,052
THAT THEIR FATHER
WAS WITH A HOOKER.
283
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:51,404
HOW THE FUCK THEY GONNA
FIND THAT OUT? I DON'’T KNOW.
284
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,146
IT'’S NOT EVEN LIKE I HAVE
A MORAL STANCE HERE.
285
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,933
FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP.
FORGET IT.THAT'’S NOT FOR ME.
286
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,936
I GOTTA ROLL. I GOTTA MEET
MY MOM UPTOWN.ALL RIGHT.
287
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,592
SHE'’S TAKING ME TO BLOOMINGDALES
TO GO SHOPPIN'’. YOU WANNA COME?
288
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,074
NO. NO. I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK.
289
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,729
I'’LL SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL.YEAH. ALL RIGHT,
MAN.
290
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,905
BE GOOD. YOU TAKE IT EASY.
291
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,125
SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL.
ALL RIGHT. CHECK YOU LATER.
292
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,518
EXCUSE ME.HI.
293
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,869
WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING ELSE? NO,
I'’M ALL RIGHT.
294
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,244
JUST THE CHECK. OKAY.
295
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,445
I WAS THINKING THAT GIO WAS
RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE HAD SAID.
296
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,188
MAYBE I SHOULD GET BACK OUT
THERE AND START LOOKING FOR A GIRL.
297
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,756
SO WHEN I THOUGHT THAT
WAITRESS AT THE COFFEE SHOP...
298
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,845
SHE'’S GORGEOUS, RIGHT?
299
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,022
IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME SHE WAS
SENDING ME THOSE KINDS OF SIGNALS,
300
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,875
SO I THOUGHT I'’D STOP BY AFTER
WORK AND SEE IF I COULD CHAT HER UP.
301
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,770
HEY,
HOW YOU DOIN'’? HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? GOOD.
302
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,990
DO I KNOW YOU? YOU
DON'’T REMEMBER?
303
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,210
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP EARLIER
TODAY. REMEMBER? THAT'’S RIGHT.
304
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,692
THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE YOU
WERE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING.
305
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,825
AND I SAID, "OH,
BOY! YOU DON'’T..."
306
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,176
I THOUGHT I'’D INTRODUCE
MYSELF. HOW YOU DOIN'’?
307
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,221
HELLO. ASHLEY.HOW ARE YOU?
308
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,269
IT SEEMED OBVIOUS TO ME THAT THERE
WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL BETWEEN US.
309
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:17,142
REALLY? WHEN WAS THAT? WHILE
I WAS POURING YOU YOUR COFFEE?
310
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,231
RIGHT. THERE WAS THEN.
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE...
311
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:23,235
YOU WERE BEHIND THE COUNTER AND I
LOOKED AT YOU, AND YOU SMILED AT ME AGAIN.
312
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,804
IF YOU'’RE SO INTO ME,
WHY DID YOU ONLY LEAVE ME A 50-CENT TIP?
313
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,460
IT DOESN'’T MAKE ANY
SENSE.LET'’S BE SERIOUS.
314
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,289
AS MUCH AS I FELT THE CONNECTION,
I ONLY HAD A COUPLE CUPS OF COFFEE.
315
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:37,206
I'’VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. YOU'’RE
NOT DOING A GREAT JOB SELLING YOURSELF.
316
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,295
REALLY? REALLY.
317
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,819
MAYBE IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE,
BUT I'’M A VERY NICE GUY.
318
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,821
I PLAY GUITAR IN A BAND.
319
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,172
THAT EXPLAINS THE
UNIFORM THEN? NO.
320
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,740
THIS IS FOR WORK.
I'’M A DOORMAN.
321
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,004
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? YOU'’RE
NOT FROM NEW YORK.NO, NO, NO.
322
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,050
I'’M FROM IOWA.IOWA? OKAY.
323
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,792
I WAS IN ATLANTA ONCE.YEAH?
324
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,535
IOWA'’S NOT IN THE SOUTH. YOU KNOW THAT,
RIGHT?
325
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,450
I DIDN'’T KNOW THAT.OKAY.
NOW YOU KNOW.
326
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,237
LISTEN,
I WANT TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE.
327
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,282
I WANNA GO OUT
ON A DATE WITH YOU.
328
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,199
WHAT DO YOU SAY? ME
AND YOU. I'’M A NICE GUY.
329
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,810
'’CAUSE IF YOU SAY NO,
I'’M GONNA BE THERE EVERY DAY...
330
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,076
AT THAT COFFEE SHOP HAVING
BREAKFAST UNTIL YOU SAY YES TO ME.
331
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,817
I'’M FLATTERED,
I AM.YOU ARE? I'’M GLAD.
332
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,690
I'’M FLATTERED,
BUT I'’M SEEING SOMEBODY, SO I CAN'’T.
333
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,388
OKAY. THAT'’S A SHAME.
334
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,999
THANK YOU,
THOUGH.YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
335
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,741
THAT'’S VERY SWEET.
THANK YOU.ALL RIGHT.
336
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,333
I'’VE GOTTA GO. BYE.ALL
RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY.
337
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,443
YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
338
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,749
THANK YOU.OKAY.
339
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,274
I FEEL LIKE A FUCKIN'’ ASSHOLE.
340
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,145
ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S
PROOF IN ITSELF.
341
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,843
I COME OFF GAY IN THIS OUTFIT.
342
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,457
MY NAME IS ASHLEY
AND I'’M 19. I GO TO N.Y.U.
343
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,937
WHAT IF MY FAMILY SEES THIS?
344
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,939
CAN THIS TAPE GET OUT AT ALL?
345
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,813
SO, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, HUH?
346
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,946
YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
347
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,428
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ALL RIGHT"? WHAT IS THAT?
348
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,474
IT WAS FINE.
349
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,868
YOU KNOW. IT WAS JUST... SEX.
350
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,610
WHAT DO YOU MEAN... WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
351
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,005
IT WASN'’T JUST
SEX FOR ME. I MEAN...
352
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,008
IT SEEMED TO ME YOU WERE
HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME. REALLY?
353
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,184
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
354
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,621
IT'’S JUST EVERY TIME
WE GET TOGETHER,
355
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,364
IT'’S ALWAYS IN SOME HOTEL
ROOM AND IT'’S ONLY FOR AN HOUR.
356
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,324
WOULD YOU RATHER NOT
SEE ME AT ALL? NO. NO.
357
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:39,458
I'’D RATHER SEE... I'’D RATHER
YOU WERE A SINGLE GUY...
358
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,287
THAT COULD TAKE ME TO MOVIES
AND DINNER ONCE IN A WHILE,
359
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:46,813
INSTEAD OF SOME MARRIED MAN WHO I HAVE
TO HAVE SEX WITH DURING HIS LUNCH BREAKS.
360
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,033
WHAT WOULD YOU
RATHER HAVE ME DO?
361
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,906
WOULD YOU RATHER I PARADE YOU AROUND
THE CITY SO MY WIFE CAN FIND OUT ABOUT US?
362
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,995
WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
363
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,259
HONESTLY? YES. YES, IT WOULD,
364
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,131
BECAUSE I'’M FEELING PRETTY
CHEAP RIGHT NOW. OH, COME ON.
365
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,786
YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS
WHEN YOU ENTERED INTO IT.
366
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,006
YOU KNEW I WAS A MARRIED MAN
AND I DID NOT WANT TO GET DIVORCED.
367
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,879
THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT,
AND YOU SAID OKAY.
368
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,098
IF YOU WANT TO PUT AN END TO IT NOW,
FINE, LET'’S DO IT.
369
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,144
YOU'’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
370
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,016
WHY AM I AN ASSHOLE?
BECAUSE I'’M HONEST WITH YOU?
371
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,454
BECAUSE I'’M TRYING TO HELP YOU?
372
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,413
BESIDES,
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL MY WIFE?
373
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,460
HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH
? THAT MIGHT HELP.
374
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:28,028
YOU'’VE GOT SOME DUMB YOUNG SLUT
WHO AGREES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU...
375
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,944
IN HOTEL ROOMS ON
YOUR LUNCH BREAK.
376
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,078
BUT SHE'’S GETTING FED UP! YOU BETTER
SMARTEN UP OR YOU MIGHT LOSE HER.
377
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,037
THAT'’S WHAT YOU SHOULD TELL
YOUR WIFE.THAT'’S REALLY NICE.
378
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,562
ARE YOU DONE? NO. I'’M A IDIOT.
379
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,826
WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT
?I'’M SO FUCKING STUPID.
380
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,046
I'’M BEING KEPT BY A MARRIED MAN
WHO CAN'’T GET IT UP HALF THE TIME.
381
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,788
IT HAPPENED ONCE. ONCE.TWICE.
382
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,879
ONE AND A HALF, '’CAUSE REMEMBER,
WE FINISHED... WE FINISHED.
383
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,839
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
? WHAT'’S GOING ON?
384
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,146
COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
385
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,976
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU'’VE
NEVER HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ME?
386
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,936
HUH? YOU LIKE THIS.
387
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,068
SO DO I.
388
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:12,029
YOU LIKE THE CLANDESTINE
NATURE OF IT. YOU TOLD ME THAT.
389
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:15,511
YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED GOING TO NICE HOTEL
ROOMS. YOU'’D NEVER BEEN TO A NICE HOTEL.
390
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,383
COME ON.
391
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,821
I'’D TRADE ALL OF THAT JUST TO BE ABLE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH YOU...
392
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:25,390
AND HOLD YOUR HAND
JUST ONCE IN PUBLIC.
393
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,088
MAYBE THAT WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY.
394
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,961
THAT WOULD BE NICE.WELL?
395
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,900
COME ON.
396
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,711
GRIFFIN? HMM?
397
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,235
LANCE WANTS TO SEE
YOU.OKAY. I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE.
398
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,759
NOW.
399
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,220
OKAY. RINSE OUT, PAUL.
400
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:54,095
ANOTHER LATE LUNCH? JEALOUS?
401
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,513
WHAT'’S GOIN'’ ON,
LANCE? HEY, NOT MUCH.
402
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,733
JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE.
403
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,997
ME? REGARDING WHAT? OH,
JUST IN GENERAL.
404
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,173
YOU SEEMEDA LITTLE
DISTRACTED RECENTLY.
405
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,698
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.NO, I'’M FINE.
406
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,310
ANNIE? SHE'’S FINE.
407
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,835
AND THE LITTLE GIRL? YOU KNOW.
408
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:22,099
GRIFF,
WHY DON'’T YOU GET A DIVORCE? SHH.
409
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,667
YOU'’RE NOT BEING FAIR TO ANNIE.
410
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,409
I TOLD YOU,
I CAN'’T GET A DIVORCE AGAIN.
411
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,541
COME ON.WHY NOT?
412
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,543
BECAUSE THEN I'’D
BE A TWO-TIME LOSER.
413
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:35,591
COME ON, LANCE. IF YOU KNEW HOW
MUCH MONEY MY FIRST WIFE TOOK FROM ME...
414
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,941
EVERY MONTH,
IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART.
415
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,161
I HAD TO GIVE UP THE TOWN HOUSE THE FIRST
TIME AROUND. I CAN'’T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
416
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,382
SO YOU'’RE TELLING ME THAT
YOU'’RE RESIGNED TO THE FACT...
417
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,516
THAT YOU'’RE GONNA STAY MARRIED
TO A WOMAN YOU DON'’T LOVE...
418
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,605
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
419
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,782
I LOVE ANNIE. THAT'’S NOT WHAT...
420
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,134
HOW MANY COUPLES DO YOU KNOW STAY TOGETHER,
RIGHT, FOR A LONG TIME,
421
00:22:57,158 --> 00:23:00,833
AND THEY TALK ABOUT PASSION,
THE SEX, THE LUST?
422
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:05,142
IT DOESN'’T HAPPEN. AFTER A WHILE,
PEOPLE STAY MARRIED FOR OTHER REASONS.
423
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:09,146
THEY STAY TOGETHER FOR COMPANIONSHIP,
FOR STABILITY, SECURITY.
424
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,454
I MEAN... THAT'’S WHAT
HAPPENS. IT'’S NORMAL.
425
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:15,152
GRIFF, WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE
MORNING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
426
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,483
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
427
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,074
UH, WELL,
MY NAME IS GRIFFIN ERETSO.
428
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:26,642
I'’M 39. I'’M FROM THE BRONX.
I'’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS.
429
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,645
AND, YOU KNOW,
THE THING WITH ASHLEY IS...
430
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,430
YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE GIRL.
431
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,824
I REALLY LOVE HER.
I DO. SHE'’S GREAT.
432
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,217
BUT YOU KNOW,
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
433
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:40,786
I'’M MARRIED AND I CAN'’T
GET ANOTHER DIVORCE.
434
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,180
YOU KNOW,
I... I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH HER.
435
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:47,140
WE HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER.
436
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:51,275
SHE'’S A GREAT KID. BUT CAN I IMAGINE
SPENDING ANY REAL TIME WITH HER?
437
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:56,173
NO. I MEAN,
MAYBE. I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN...
438
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:02,373
I THINK THAT'’S WHY I LIKE TO KEEP
IT RESTRICTED TO HOTEL ROOMS.
439
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:06,638
BECAUSE WE TALK A LITTLE,
WE HAVE SEX AND THEN I GO.
440
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:11,232
AND I GUESS I NEVER REALLY HAVE
TO GET TO KNOW HER BECAUSE...
441
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:17,127
AND THAT'’S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD,
I GUESS, BUT, YOU KNOW...
442
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,390
WHAT AM I GONNA
DO? I'’M MARRIED.
443
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,697
ARE YOU GUYS REALLY MOVING?
444
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:25,918
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY. WHY WOULD
YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE?
445
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:29,226
I'’M NOT SAYING I DISLIKE THE CITY.
I'’M SAYING I'’M BURNT OUT ON IT.
446
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,794
I NEED A LITTLE
NATURE NOW AND AGAIN.
447
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:35,101
YEAH. CENTRAL PARK ISN'’T CUTTING
THE MUSTARD FOR HIM ANYMORE.
448
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:39,584
PERHAPS IT'’S BECAUSE I'’VE TURNED 40, BUT I'’M
EXPERIENCING THIS ENORMOUS VOID IN MY LIFE.
449
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,545
IT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.HELLO! I GOT
A VOID HERE THAT NEEDS TO BE FILLED.
450
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,764
YOU DON'’T SEEM TOO
CONCERNED WITH THAT.
451
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:50,247
A LITTLE TACT, PLEASE? MUST YOU REDUCE
EVERYTHING INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX?
452
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,902
I'’M SORRY. YOU'’RE RIGHT,
HONEY.THANK YOU.
453
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:58,037
I JUST THOUGHT IF I TALKED ABOUT IT,
I MIGHT GET SOME ONCE IN A WHILE.
454
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,258
SO,
HAS GRIZZLY ADAMS HERE EXPLAINED TO YOU...
455
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:06,089
HOW HE PLANS TO
FILL THIS VOID? NO.
456
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,793
I'’VE PURCHASED LAND UPSTATE.
I'’M GOING TO BUILD A LOG CABIN ON IT.
457
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,096
YOU'’RE GOING TO
BUILD A LOG CABIN?
458
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,926
FROM SCRATCH. JUST ME,
THE LOGS AND SOME CUTTING TOOLS.
459
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,059
AND WHEN I'’M FINISHED, I SHALL RETIRE
THERE AND LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS.
460
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,627
RETIRE AT AGE 40?
THAT'’S... WHY NOT?
461
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:26,413
TELL THEM ABOUT THE TEPEE
I'’M GONNA SLEEP IN WHEN I VISIT.
462
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,415
THIS IS GOOD.HA-HA-HA-HA!
463
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:32,071
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION
"FIREWOOD WARMS YOU TWICE"?
464
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,204
ONCE WHEN YOU CUT IT
AND ONCE WHEN YOU BURN IT.
465
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,423
I'’LL TAKE HALF THAT ACTION.
466
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:40,950
MY POINT IS SIMPLY THAT I'’M LOOKING
FORWARD TO GETTING IN TOUCH WITH NATURE.
467
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,126
I GIVE YOU A WEEK
OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN...
468
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:47,217
WITHOUT YOUR SUNDAY
TIMES AND BOX SEATS AT SHEA.
469
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,567
OH, LOOK, SHE'’S DRUNK... AGAIN.
470
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,091
YOU KNOW, HARRY,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE SAYING.
471
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,137
I FEEL THE VOID.
472
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:57,270
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SINCE WHEN DO YOU FEEL THE VOID?
473
00:25:57,294 --> 00:26:01,100
I'’VE FELT IT FOR A WHILE. I THINK
WE ALL FOCUS ON THE WRONG THINGS,
474
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:04,713
LIKE CLOTHES, MONEY,
DIET, STUPID CRAP.
475
00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:09,152
YOU THINK ABOUT OUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY
WENT THROUGH TWO WARS, THE DEPRESSION.
476
00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:12,068
THEY HAD TO THINK ABOUT WHERE
WAS THEIR NEXT MEAL COMING FROM,
477
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,157
AND COULD THEY AFFORD TO
KEEP THE APARTMENT HEATED,
478
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,638
AND WHO'’S GONNA PAY FOR THE
DOCTOR WHEN SOMEONE GOT SICK.
479
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,770
THEY WERE MISERABLE.
480
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,294
THEY HAD A REASON TO BE, WHEREAS WE,
ON THE OTHER HAND, DON'’T.
481
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,427
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU, ANNIE.
482
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,342
YOU'’RE SO FULL OF SHIT!
483
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,562
HIS PARENTS GREW
UP ON PARK AVENUE.
484
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,129
ONCE AGAIN,
SHE MISSES THE POINT COMPLETELY.
485
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,436
OH, WOW.I'’M SORRY.
486
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,439
MY NAME'’S ANNIE
MATTHEWS AND I'’M 29.
487
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,746
I GREW UP ON THE UPPER
EAST SIDE OF MANHATTAN.
488
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:41,967
I FEEL VERY FRUSTRATED WITH
MY FRIENDS AND MY LIFE RECENTLY.
489
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,580
WE LIVE IN SUCH A CUSHY SOCIETY. WE
HAVE NO REAL THREATS, NO REAL PROBLEMS,
490
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,105
SO WE OBSESS ON
THESE SILLY LITTLE THINGS.
491
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:53,196
WE CREATE PROBLEMS, ESPECIALLY SEXUAL,
AND I THINK IT'’S PATHETIC.
492
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:58,114
ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS OBSESSED
WITH THEIR SEXUALITY AND THEIR SEXUAL LIFE.
493
00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,682
AND I THINK ALL THIS THINKING
ABOUT IT CAN'’T BE HEALTHY.
494
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,424
IF YOU LOOK AT TELEVISION,
MOVIES, ADVERTISING, INTERNET...
495
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:08,559
I MEAN,
EVERYONE IS JUST OBSESSED.
496
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:12,171
THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME THINKING
AND TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL LIVES.
497
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,391
WHAT WOULD YOU
RATHER THEM TALK ABOUT?
498
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:19,352
I DON'’T KNOW, BUT I THINK THERE COULD BE
DEEPER THINGS PEOPLE COULD TALK ABOUT,
499
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:24,923
LIKE HAVING A FAMILY AND STICKING
TOGETHER THROUGH GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES.
500
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:30,189
YOU KNOW, BUT IT'’S ALWAYS, LIKE,
"HE'’S INSENSITIVE," OR "SHE'’S COLD."
501
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,366
I MEAN, WHO REALLY GIVES A
SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY ORGASMS...
502
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,064
HOW MANY ORGASMS YOU CAN HAVE?
503
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,762
WHO CARES ABOUT LOVE ANYMORE?
504
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,851
DOESN'’T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THAT?
505
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,637
AHH. CHRIST!
506
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,900
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
507
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:47,293
I GUARANTEE THOSE TWO WILL
BE DIVORCED WITHIN THE MONTH.
508
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:49,818
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
THEY'’VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THAT.
509
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:54,474
HARRY TALKING THAT CRAP
ABOUT HIS CABIN AND VOID?
510
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:58,478
THE ONLY VOID HE HAS IS THAT
HE WANTS TO FUCK OTHER WOMEN.
511
00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:01,003
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
512
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,832
ARE YOU GUYS SUCH GREAT FRIENDS
THAT HE'’D CONFIDE IN YOU ABOUT THAT?
513
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:07,009
NO,
BUT WE'’VE HAD DRINKS TOGETHER.
514
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:10,012
HE STARTS TO DRINK TOO MUCH
AND HE STARTS TO TALK. I MEAN...
515
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,492
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
HAS HE CHEATED ON HER?
516
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,626
I DON'’T KNOW SPECIFICS,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE TIME WE WENT OUT...
517
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,063
AND HE WAS DRINKING,
518
00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:22,938
AND TALKING TO THIS YOUNG
BIMBO AND... HE LEFT WITH HER.
519
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,983
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT,
I DON'’T KNOW, SO...
520
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,203
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL
ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER?
521
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,814
HARRY'’S A FRIEND OF MINE,
THAT'’S WHY.
522
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,947
SINCE WHEN? I INTRODUCED YOU.
523
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:36,516
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HARRY
CAN'’T BE MY FRIEND TOO? NO, HE CAN.
524
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,606
BUT YOUR LOYALTY SHOULD BE TO
HILARY BECAUSE YOU KNEW HER FIRST.
525
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,131
YOU WANT TO KNOW THE
TRUTH? I NEVER LIKED HILARY.
526
00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,961
FRANKLY, I DON'’T BLAME HARRY FOR
GETTING A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE.
527
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:49,704
THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! SHE IS MY BEST
FRIEND. SECONDLY, THEY'’RE MARRIED.
528
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,794
DO YOU THINK THAT'’S ACCEPTABLE
BEHAVIOR FOR HIM TO GET SOME ON THE SIDE?
529
00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:56,145
THAT'’S NOT WHAT I'’M SAYING, BUT HE
AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE.
530
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:59,801
AND FRANKLY,
SHE IS NOT THE WARMEST PERSON.
531
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,020
SHE IS NOT THE MOST GIVING,
OKAY?
532
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:05,067
SO, A GUY LIKE THAT,
HE GETS HIS LOAD ON...
533
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,679
AND HE WANTS TO FIND A LITTLE
WARMTH AND KINDNESS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
534
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:13,989
"WARMTH AND KINDNESS"? THAT'’S
FUCKING GROSS! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION!
535
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:16,121
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I WENT
OUT TO SEEK WARMTH AND KINDNESS...
536
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:19,734
FROM SOME YOUNG STUD? BUT
YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
537
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,040
THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT.
538
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,086
YOU'’RE NOT AS AFFECTIONATE
AS YOU USED TO BE.
539
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,436
BUT DOES THAT GIVE ME
THE RIGHT TO CHEAT ON YOU?
540
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,743
WHY ARE WE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION?
541
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,746
CAN WE CALM DOWN? IT'’S
IDIOCY. LET'’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
542
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,400
I DON'’T THINK IT'’S IDIOCY TO TALK
ABOUT FIDELITY AND MONOGAMY...
543
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:37,099
WITH A PERSON
YOU'’RE MARRIED TO.
544
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,841
IF OUR SEX LIFE WASN'’T GREAT,
WOULD YOU COME TO ME AND TALK ABOUT IT...
545
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,495
SO WE COULD WORK ON IT,
OR WOULD YOU JUST HAVE AN AFFAIR?
546
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:47,109
HAVE AN AFFAIR? WHY WOULD YOU
EVER THINK I WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
547
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,136
I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE '’CAUSE
YOU CHEATED ON YOUR FIRST WIFE.
548
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,333
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'’S TRUE.
549
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,771
BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT
BECAUSE I DIDN'’T LOVE HER.
550
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,685
AND I LOVE YOU,
SO IT'’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
551
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,340
LOOK,
WHY DO YOU COMPARE ME TO HARRY?
552
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:06,171
HARRY'’S A SHARK. THIS IS A GUY
WHO CHEATS HARDWORKING PEOPLE...
553
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:08,173
OUT OF THEIR HARD-EARNED
MONEY EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
554
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,523
THAT'’S HIS JOB.
THAT'’S WHAT HE DOES.
555
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,657
I'’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU MARRY A GUY
LIKE THAT, WHO'’S A SCUMBAG IN HIS JOB?
556
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,528
HE'’S A SCUMBAG IN LIFE.
557
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:18,729
WHAT DO I DO FOR A
LIVING? I'’M A DENTIST.
558
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,015
HONEY,
I CAN'’T BELIEVE YOU'’RE...
559
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:27,279
I'’M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I
SAID ABOUT HILARY. I AM.
560
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,847
I KNOW SHE'’S YOUR BEST
FRIEND. IT WAS VERY INSENSITIVE.
561
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,981
I'’M TELLING YOU, JUST DON'’T
EVER FUCKING CHEAT ON ME, OKAY?
562
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,963
OKAY!
563
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,989
I CAN'’T BELIEVE WE'’RE EVEN HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION. IT'’S SO SILLY.
564
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,730
MY FIRST WIFE, UM...
565
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,777
HER NAME WAS SARA.
566
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,040
AND, YEAH, I CHEATED ON HER.
567
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:52,087
WE WERE MARRIED THREE YEARS. ONLY AFTER
THREE YEARS I STARTED CHEATING ON HER.
568
00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:55,351
IT WASN'’T BECAUSE WE WEREN'’T HAVING A
GOOD SEX LIFE. WE HAD A VERY GOOD SEX LIFE.
569
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,788
IT WAS JUST THAT
I HAVE A VERY...
570
00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,704
EUROPEAN OUTLOOK ON MARRIAGE.
571
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,402
I DON'’T NECESSARILY
BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY.
572
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,840
I LOVE MY WIFE,
I'’M WITH HER, WE HAVE SEX,
573
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,972
BUT THEN I HAVE THE
OCCASIONAL AFFAIR.
574
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:12,063
IT'’S BEEN DONE IN ITALY AND FRANCE,
UH, FOR YEARS.
575
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,066
I DON'’T KNOW IF THE GERMANS
DO IT. I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY...
576
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,808
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT THEY DO. BUT,
YOU KNOW...
577
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,637
BUT,
YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW...
578
00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:23,901
SO, IT'’S A VERY DIFFERENT LIFE.
579
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:27,165
THAT'’S THE KIND OF
LIFE THAT I HAVE AND...
580
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:31,126
I THINK WHAT ANNIE DOESN'’T KNOW ISN'’T
GONNA HURT HER, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
581
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,215
I THINK IT'’S
DEPRESSING SOMETIMES.
582
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,913
YOU PASS THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE ON THE STREET EVERY DAY,
583
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,047
YET YOU CAN STILL
FEEL SO ISOLATED.
584
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:42,093
ISOLATED AND ALONE. YOU WALK BY.
585
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,748
YOU'’RE IN A CROWD OF
PEOPLE... MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
586
00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:48,491
YET NOBODY KNOWS YOU, THEY DON'’T
KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GOING THROUGH AND...
587
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,842
I DON'’T KNOW. I JUST FEEL
KIND OF MELANCHOLY LATELY.
588
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,279
I'’M TURNING 30 NEXT YEAR,
589
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:57,176
AND I GUESS MY LIFE JUST ISN'’T
WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
590
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:06,074
EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT?
591
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:08,859
YES. ANNIE MATTHEWS. NICE TO
MEET YOU.HOW ARE YOU? TOMMY.
592
00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,798
SHALL WE GO UP? YEAH.
593
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,522
IT'’S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. IT'’S
RECENTLY BEEN RENOVATED. 2,500 SQUARE FEET.
594
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,960
HOW MANY BEDROOMS? THREE BEDROOMS,
TWO-AND-A-HALF BATHS.
595
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:26,137
THAT'’S GOOD, THAT'’S GOOD. I
WANT TO FIND A BIG PLACE LIKE THIS.
596
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,140
THE KIND OF HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN
GROW OLD IN, YOU RAISE A FAMILY IN.
597
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:32,143
I'’M SURE YOUR WIFE WOULD LOVE
IT. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?
598
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:35,016
MY WIFE? I'’LL LET YOU
KNOW WHEN I MEET HER.
599
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,105
HOW MANY?
600
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:40,108
LIKE FIVE, MAYBE.
601
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,153
GOTTA START WITH FIVE, YOU KNOW?
602
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:45,113
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A BUNNY RABBIT
? HOW AM I GONNA HAVE FIVE KIDS?
603
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,942
SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? ANY KIDS? NO.
604
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,074
HMM. YOU MARRIED, THOUGH?
605
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,121
THAT'’S A WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER,
RIGHT? YEAH.
606
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:56,167
HAPPY? ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?
607
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,169
I'’M SORRY. I'’M JUST,
YOU KNOW...
608
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:01,129
I WAS JUST TRYING TO
MAKE POLITE CONVERSATION.
609
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,306
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS
PLACE? IT'’S NICE, IT'’S BIG.
610
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:08,527
BUT IT DOESN'’T FEEL LIKE
ME. IT'’S A LITTLE FEMININE.
611
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,292
WE'’LL KEEP LOOKING THEN.
612
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,709
WHERE YOU RUNNIN'’ OFF TO? IF YOU
CAN BELIEVE IT, I'’VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
613
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:19,799
GOOD FOR YOU. YOU GOT RIGHT BACK OUT THERE,
HUH, KID?
614
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,628
THAT'’S GREAT.
615
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,543
AREN'’T YOU GONNA TAKE A SHOWER?
616
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,198
THINK I NEED TO?
617
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:30,462
THERE'’S A DEFINITE SCENT
OF SOMETHING THERE.
618
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,944
I DON'’T NOW WHAT IT IS. SLAP SOME
COLOGNE ON. YOU'’LL BE ALL RIGHT.
619
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,425
I DON'’T LIKE TO WEAR COLOGNE,
BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
620
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,819
I THINK I'’LL BE FINE.YOU
DON'’T WEAR COLOGNE?
621
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:43,693
YOU'’D RATHER SHOW UP ON YOUR DATE
SMELLING LIKE SOME BARNYARD ANIMAL.
622
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:48,026
SLAP SOME COLOGNE ON.
SHOWS YOU GOT CLASS.
623
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:52,136
DON'’T FORGET THE BALLS.
624
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,705
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
?SPRAY SOME ON YOUR BALLS.
625
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,708
I'’M NOT GONNA PUT COLOGNE ON MY
BALLS. YOU THINK I'’M SOME SORT OF SAVAGE?
626
00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,840
I WANT YOU TO
LISTEN TO ME ON THIS.
627
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,408
I COULD SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM HERE,
OKAY?
628
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:07,195
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BALLS ARE GONNA
SMELL LIKE WHEN SHE STICKS HER FACE THERE?
629
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,197
GIVE THOSE BAD BOYS A
SPRITZ AND SHE'’LL LOVE IT.
630
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:13,114
GO AHEAD, DO WHAT I TELL YOU.
631
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:16,247
ALL RIGHT. YOU'’RE A SICK MAN,
BUT I'’LL DO IT IN THE NEXT ROOM.
632
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,207
THEY LOVE IT WHEN
THE BALLS SMELL NICE.
633
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,253
LET'’S THEM KNOW YOU CARE.
634
00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:25,648
WOULD I HAVE SEX
ON THE FIRST DATE?
635
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:30,870
I THINK I MIGHT BE STARTING TO SOUND
LIKE AN ASSHOLE HERE, BUT WHO WOULDN'’T?
636
00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,525
OH, SURE. I'’M NOT ONE OF
THOSE GIRLS THAT THINKS...
637
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,788
SHE CAN'’T HAVE A REAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY...
638
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,877
IF SHE SLEEPS WITH
HIM ON THE FIRST DATE.
639
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:40,010
YOU KNOW, THAT'’S SILLY.
640
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,317
OH, I'’M ALL FOR IT,
PREFERABLY BEFORE...
641
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:45,842
GOING TO THE MOVIE AND
PAYING FOR THE POPCORN.
642
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:49,672
UM, I JUST THINK IT'’S WEIRD THAT
THERE'’S THIS PERSON OUT THERE...
643
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:52,196
JUST WALKING AROUND,
LEADING THEIR LIFE.
644
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:56,983
THEN YOU MEET THEM IN A BAR, AND THEN TWO OR THREE
HOURS LATER, YOU HAVE THEIR PENIS INSIDE YOU.
645
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,942
I THINK THAT'’S A LITTLE SCARY.
646
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,206
I WAS HAPPY. OR THOUGHT I WAS.
647
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,948
BUT HE THOUGHT WE
WERE TOO YOUNG...
648
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:08,256
AND COULDN'’T SEE HIMSELF BEING
FAITHFUL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
649
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,302
SO WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT,
YOU GOT DIVORCED?
650
00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:15,176
NOT UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT HE
WAS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN.
651
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,309
YOU SEE, IT'’S SO FRAGILE. I
DON'’T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON...
652
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,920
THAT HASN'’T EITHER
CHEATED ON THEIR SPOUSE...
653
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,923
OR BEEN CHEATED ON AT
SOME TIME.IT'’S DEPRESSING.
654
00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,449
SO WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU
CATCH HIM? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
655
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,494
YOU WEREN'’T HITTING ON HER?
656
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,931
NO! I WAS JUST TALKING TO HER!
657
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,282
I WAS STANDING RIGHT
THERE. I HEARD YOU.
658
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,980
WHAT DID YOU HEAR? YOU
WANT ME TO REPEAT IT?
659
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,591
YEAH, BECAUSE I DIDN'’T SAY ANYTHING... OH,
REALLY!
660
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:41,898
THAT WOULD WARRANT
THESE ACCUSATIONS.
661
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:45,945
TELLING SOMEONE I WORK WITH, THAT I HAVE
TO SEE EVERY DAY, THAT SHE HAS NICE TITS...
662
00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:48,644
DOESN'’T WARRANT THESE
ACCUSATIONS? I DIDN'’T SAY THAT.
663
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,951
ALL I'’M SAYING IS,
YOU HAVE REALLY NICE BREASTS.
664
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:55,955
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I SAID SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, BUT I WAS ONLY KIDDING.
665
00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,959
KIDDING? YEAH! I WAS FLIRTING,
BUT A KIDDING KIND OF FLIRTING.
666
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:02,571
NO. FLIRTING I DON'’T HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH. FLIRTING IS ONE THING.
667
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,791
BUT TRYING TO FUCK ONE OF MY
CO-WORKERS... THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
668
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,272
JESUS,
I MEAN THAT IS HARSH.MM-HMM.
669
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:12,015
WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU BEEN
ON A LOT OF DATES SINCE THE DIVORCE?
670
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,931
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN?
671
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,282
REALLY? IT'’S BEEN
THAT LONG? OVER A YEAR.
672
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,806
THAT CANNOT BE HEALTHY.
THAT'’S UNNATURAL.
673
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,940
ACTUALLY, IT'’S NOT THAT BAD.
674
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,072
AFTER A WHILE,
YOU DON'’T MISS IT SO MUCH.
675
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,597
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? YOU
KNOW WHAT'’S GONNA HAPPEN?
676
00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:32,905
THE MINUTE YOU GET IT AGAIN, YOU'’RE GONNA KICK
YOURSELF FOR BEING OUT OF THE GAME SO LONG.
677
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,125
IT'’S NOT LIKE I HAVE A
LOT OF OPTIONS OUT THERE.
678
00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:38,911
THE GUYS IN THE CITY, THE DECENT ONES,
ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
679
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:42,001
WHAT THE HELL AM I,
FUCKING DOOGIE HOWSER?
680
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,266
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
ARE YOU OFFERING YOUR SERVICES TO ME?
681
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:48,965
I WASN'’T GONNA COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT,
BUT YEAH.
682
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,186
OF COURSE I'’D LIKE TO, BUT...
683
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,928
HMM. SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
684
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,062
WE GO TO MY PLACE AND YOU HELP
ME WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM I'’VE GOT.
685
00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,001
IS THAT IT?
686
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:06,136
DID I JUST BLOW IT? DID I
JUST TOTALLY STRIKE OUT?
687
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,943
NO.
688
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,729
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
689
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:16,862
I ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW...
690
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,822
I'’VE GOT A ROOMMATE.OKAY,
NOW YOU'’RE STRIKING OUT.
691
00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,998
THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD
AND YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE?
692
00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,653
IT'’S JUST TEMPORARY,
BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND KICKED ME OUT.
693
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,003
SO IT'’S NOT...
694
00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,638
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DO YOU LIVE ALONE?
695
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,227
YEAH.
696
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:37,361
SO WHAT'’D YOU SAY
YOU DID FOR A LIVING?
697
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:41,017
YOU'’RE A SCHOOLTEACHER
?YEAH. I TEACH SIXTH GRADE.
698
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,324
YOU SEE, THAT'’S WEIRD.
699
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:47,066
I THINK WHEN YOU'’RE A KID YOU CAN'’T
IMAGINE THAT YOUR SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER...
700
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:51,027
IS GOIN'’ OUT ON DATES,
GETTIN'’ DRUNK, TAKING GUYS HOME.
701
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:54,378
I CANNOT IMAGINE MY
SIXTH-GRADE TEACHER...
702
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:58,904
LETTIN'’ SOME GUY GO
DOWN ON HER... AT ALL.WHY?
703
00:37:58,928 --> 00:38:01,037
WHY? YEAH.
704
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,995
I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE
BECAUSE SHE WAS A NUN.
705
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,781
ALL RIGHT.
706
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:09,461
I COULDN'’T GO THROUGH
WITH IT TONIGHT BECAUSE...
707
00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:13,484
YOU KNOW,
IT'’S JUST BEEN SINCE MY HUSBAND,
708
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:16,487
AND IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD, SO...
709
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,055
BUT THAT'’S ALL. I
JUST WANTED TO...
710
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,536
THAT'’S COOL, THAT'’S COOL.
711
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,016
IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS LOOKING FOR
A ONE-NIGHT STAND OR ANYTHING.
712
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,018
WE CAN JUST TAKE IT SLOW.
713
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,021
I MEAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
714
00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:31,004
YOU WANNA SEE ME?
715
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:35,463
YEAH.GOOD.
716
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:39,317
YOU BETTER, BECAUSE THAT WAS A
VERY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT, YOU KNOW?
717
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,755
EXPENSIVE MEAL.
718
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,867
YEAH. EXPENSIVE DESSERT,
YOU KNOW?
719
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,957
BUT TASTY.THAT'’S RIGHT.
720
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,351
SO HE WENT DOWN ON
YOU ON THE FIRST DATE?
721
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,875
YEAH,
I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
722
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,182
USUALLY THAT'’S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
723
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:02,838
THAT'’S WHAT I WAS THINKING, BUT HE WENT
FOR IT BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
724
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,927
I FELT KIND OF SLUTTY, THOUGH.
725
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,059
WHY?
726
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:10,889
I MEAN, IT'’S NOT LIKE YOU
HAD SEX WITH THE GUY, RIGHT?
727
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:13,631
HE WENT DOWN ON ME.
HOW WAS THAT NOT SEX?
728
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:16,155
YOU SOUND LIKE BILL
CLINTON. HOW IS THAT NOT SEX?
729
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:19,985
IT'’S JUST NOT SEX. IT'’S NOT.
730
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,987
I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT
I DID FIND WEIRD.
731
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,034
DO GUYS USUALLY PUT
COLOGNE ON THEIR BALLS?
732
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:28,994
DID HE HAVE IT ON HIS BALLS OR
ON HIS UNDERWEAR? HIS BALLS.
733
00:39:29,018 --> 00:39:30,996
YEAH,
THAT'’S A LITTLE WEIRD. YUCK!
734
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,085
YOU WROTE A SONG FOR
THAT HOT CHICK AT THE DINER?
735
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,827
- HOT SONG FOR A HOT CHICK.
- SHE SAID SHE'’D GO OUT WITH YOU?
736
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:38,047
NO, NOT REALLY.
737
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,571
I THINK SHE LIKED ME '’CAUSE
SHE DIDN'’T SEEM TO HATE ME.
738
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:42,573
WHERE'’S SHE FROM? IOWA.
739
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,706
IOWA? WHERE THE FUCK IS IOWA?
740
00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,012
DUDE, I HAVEN'’T THE SLIGHTEST.
741
00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:50,015
YOU WANT SOME ADVICE?
DON'’T PLAY HER THAT SONG.
742
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,061
WHY NOT?'’CAUSE IT'’S
A BUBBLEGUM MOVE.
743
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,019
YOU'’RE GONNA EMBARRASS
YOURSELF AND THE BAND.
744
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:58,023
BUT IF YOU INSIST,
BETTER MAKE IT A DUET.
745
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,375
YEAH, BUT THEN SHE FALLS FOR YOU,
AND THEN, YOU KNOW...
746
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,719
'’CAUSE YOU'’VE GOT THAT
VOICE.THAT'’S WHAT I'’M THINKIN'’.
747
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:11,080
HEY, ASHLEY, SERGEANT PEPPER'’S
HERE AGAIN. HE'’S GOT A GUITAR WITH HIM.
748
00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,822
I REALLY HOPE HE'’S NOT GONNA
BE SERENADING YOU IN HERE.
749
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:17,240
AH, HE'’S KINDA CUTE.HE LOOKS LIKE
A FREAK. WHAT'’S WITH THAT OUTFIT?
750
00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,004
HI, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? HI.
751
00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:24,006
HOW YOU DOIN'’?
GOOD. HOW YOU DOIN'’?
752
00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:26,051
I'’M DOIN'’ GOOD.
IT'’S A GOOD DAY.
753
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,750
I TOLD YOU I'’D BE
BACK. RIGHT? YES.
754
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,578
BUT YOU GOT A... YOU
HAVE THE GUITAR WITH YOU.
755
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:32,884
YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
756
00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:35,452
LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME
AND WROTE A SONG FOR YOU.
757
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,368
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
IT'’S NOT THE RIGHT TIME.
758
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,762
MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD
IDEA. I'’M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
759
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:44,635
ARE YOU GONNA SING
OR IS IT JUST THE GUITAR?
760
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:48,117
UH... YOU KNOW,
IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, DON'’T.
761
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:52,338
YOU DON'’T NEED TO DO IT NOW. YOU
COULD COME BACK AND PLAY IT ANOTHER TIME.
762
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:56,081
I COULD PLAY A LITTLE BIT
RIGHT NOW PROBABLY, FOR YOU.
763
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:59,781
WHATEVER YOU WANT.IT'’S
A REAL PRETTY SONG.
764
00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:02,087
WHAT'’S IT CALLED? IT'’S
CALLED "A GIRL LIKE YOU."
765
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,700
A GIRL LIKE ME
? "A GIRL LIKE YOU."
766
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,919
YEAH, I KNOW.
767
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,618
I MEAN,
WAS IT WRITTEN ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME?
768
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,882
LIKE,
IS THIS SONG ABOUT A GIRL LIKE ME?
769
00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:17,015
I WROTE IT FOR YOU.
770
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,583
YEAH.
771
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,281
SO, OKAY.OKAY.
772
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:26,111
WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID YOU
HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY, HUH?
773
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:29,071
YEAH.YEAH. I REMEMBER
YOU SAID THAT.
774
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,986
MAYBE I SHOULDN'’T
PLAY THIS SONG. YEAH.
775
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,945
IT MIGHT NOT BE RIGHT.
776
00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:36,948
IT MIGHT BE LIKE CHEATING.
777
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:39,995
YEAH, PROBABLY NOT.
778
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,127
THIS WAS WEIRD. I'’LL PROBABLY...
779
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,129
I'’LL PROBABLY COME BACK ANOTHER TIME,
OKAY?
780
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,131
OH, NO. YOU DON'’T HAVE TO GO.
781
00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,352
NO, I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO GO. AH,
I'’M STUFFED.
782
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,137
BUT I'’LL BE BACK WITHOUT
THE GUITAR. ALL RIGHT?
783
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:54,313
TAKE IT EASY, YOU.YOU TOO.
784
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,359
BYE.
785
00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,361
I GOT BEAT UP A LOT
WHEN I WAS A KID.
786
00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,059
SO I SPENT MOST OF MY
TIME IN MY BATHROOM...
787
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,714
LEARNING TO PLAY
GUITAR AND MASTURBATING.
788
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:06,654
AND NOW THAT I'’M DIVORCED,
I BASICALLY DO THE SAME THING.
789
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,834
♪ TOO MANY ♪
790
00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:18,294
♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪
791
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,559
♪ ONE THING THAT I ADORE ♪
792
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:25,586
♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
793
00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:32,787
♪ I'’M ALWAYS TRYING ♪
794
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:37,008
♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪
795
00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,817
♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪
796
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,039
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪
797
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:58,160
GRIFFIN? YOU DON'’T
HAVE TO WORRY.
798
00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:00,205
NOBODY'’S GONNA
RECOGNIZE YOU HERE.
799
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,207
I HOPE YOU KNOW
I'’M TAKING A BIG RISK...
800
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:05,559
TAKING YOU OUT IN PUBLIC,
JUST... REALLY?
801
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:10,085
DRIVING US A HALF HOUR OUT TO
BROOKLYN JUST TO EAT DINNER?
802
00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:12,478
I THINK YOU'’RE
PRETTY RISK-FREE.OKAY.
803
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,872
WE'’RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
SO...
804
00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,962
COME HERE. YOU LOOK
VERY PRETTY.REALLY?
805
00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:22,576
ASHLEY, HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? OH,
HI! GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
806
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,100
YOU REMEMBER ME? OF COURSE. BEN.
807
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:28,233
FROM THE COFFEE SHOP.
HOW'’S IT GOIN'’? GOOD.
808
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,975
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
809
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,630
I'’M HAVING DINNER WITH
MY GRANDPARENTS.YEAH?
810
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,980
THEY'’RE FROM BURROUGH
PARK.THEY'’RE SO CUTE.
811
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:38,548
I FIGURED I TAKE '’EM OUT. I'’M
SORRY. IS THIS YOUR FATHER?
812
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:41,725
NO, THIS IS GRIFFIN,
MY... DENTIST.
813
00:43:41,749 --> 00:43:44,728
GRIFFIN, BEN. BEN, GRIFFIN.
814
00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:47,252
HI.PLEASURE. HI.
815
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:52,257
ALL RIGHT. I WAS GOIN'’
TO THE BATHROOM.OKAY.
816
00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,240
SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
817
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,308
I FORGOT SOMETHING AT MY TABLE.
818
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:03,051
YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD.THANKS. THANK YOU.
819
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:06,054
ALL RIGHT. NICE
MEETING YOU. I'’M SORRY.
820
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,949
BYE, BEN.
821
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,475
HE'’S SO SWEET. WHO IS HE?
822
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:18,264
HE'’S JUST THIS MUSICIAN
GUY I USED TO KNOW.
823
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,636
YOU KNOW HIM OR... WE
WENT OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES.
824
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,550
OH, YOU DID GO OUT WITH HIM.
825
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,945
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY DIDN'’T IT WORK?
826
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:31,949
YOU KNOW,
IT'’S REALLY NOT VERY IMPORTANT.
827
00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:33,888
NO. I WANNA KNOW.
828
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,805
I DON'’T KNOW. UH...
829
00:44:40,112 --> 00:44:43,700
IF I TELL YOU, DO YOU PROMISE
ME YOU'’RE NOT GONNA GET MAD?
830
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,094
YEAH, I PROMISE.
831
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,618
YOU PROMISE.YEAH, I PROM...
832
00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,881
OKAY.I TOTALLY PROMISE.
833
00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,492
I COULDN'’T HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
834
00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:57,061
I MEAN, I DID HAVE SEX WITH HIM, BUT I
COULDN'’T CONTINUE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
835
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,957
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
836
00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:02,980
AND NOW I'’M SUPPOSED TO ASK WHY,
I SUPPOSE.
837
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:05,113
UM, WHAT HAPPENED?
838
00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:08,856
HE COULDN'’T GET IT UP OR WHAT? NO,
NO, NO.
839
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838
HE WAS TOO BIG.
840
00:45:12,448 --> 00:45:15,427
EXCUSE ME? TOO BIG.
841
00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:18,517
THAT'’S NICE. THAT'’S A CHARMING
BIT OF DINNER CONVERSATION.
842
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,346
COULD WE HAVE THE CHECK? YOU
SAID YOU WEREN'’T GOING TO GET MAD!
843
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,175
I'’M NOT. I JUST DON'’T FEEL LIKE SITTING HERE,
TALKING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS...
844
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:28,658
WHO HAVE MUCH BIGGER COCKS THAN I DO.AH,
SHH.
845
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,921
- DON'’T BE MAD.
- WHY WOULDN'’T I BE MAD?
846
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:34,185
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIT HERE AND
TALK ABOUT MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS'’ VAGINAS?
847
00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:37,754
YOU HAVE A VERY NICE-SIZED ONE,
THOUGH. A NICE SIZE?
848
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,625
THAT'’S VERY NICE
OF YOU. THANKS A LOT.
849
00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:42,063
BUT NOT LIKE BIG DICK
DONGO OVER THERE.
850
00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,872
COULD WE HAVE THAT CHECK?
HOW WE DOIN'’ WITH THAT CHECK?
851
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,940
WAS IT SERIOUS WITH
THAT GUY OR WHAT?
852
00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:51,986
IT WAS JUST A FLING.
853
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:53,988
JUST A FLING? YEAH.
854
00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:57,600
IT WAS FOR FUN. IT
WAS STRICTLY PHYSICAL.
855
00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:01,952
OH, IT WAS JUST PHYS... THAT'’S
SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
856
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:05,956
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? YOU DON'’T
WANT TO KNOW.I DO WANT TO KNOW.
857
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,959
SO, WHAT, HE AND HIS BIG COCK
WERE JUST FOR FUN? IS THAT...
858
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,702
THERE'’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL
THREATENED.I DON'’T FEEL THREATENED.
859
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,965
HONEY, I LOVE YOU.UH-HUH.
860
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,446
I DIDN'’T LOVE HIM.UH-HUH.
861
00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,840
PLUS, YOU CAN'’T GET ON MY CASE
'’CAUSE YOU'’RE GONNA GO HOME...
862
00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:22,973
AND GET IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE.
863
00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:27,804
DO YOU THINK HE'’S A
BETTER LOVER THAN ME? NO.
864
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:29,980
NO, I'’M JUST WONDERING.
865
00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,853
MAYBE THAT COULD BE THE PROBLEM
WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY. I'’M SERIOUS.
866
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:36,552
MAYBE YOU NEED LIKE A HUGE
COCK TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
867
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,033
YOU THINK THAT'’S THE PROBLEM
WE'’VE BEEN HAVING LATELY?
868
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:42,732
THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'’RE MARRIED, AND
WE'’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR, WHAT, SIX MONTHS.
869
00:46:42,756 --> 00:46:47,041
THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT YOU TOOK ME
OUT ON A REAL DATE. THAT IS THE PROBLEM!
870
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,870
HOW MUCH BIGGER IS HE THAN
ME? THAT'’S ALL I WANNA KNOW.
871
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,611
GET OFF IT, WILL YOU?
872
00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:56,814
THIS WAS NICE. PLEASE LEAVE IT BE,
OKAY? MM-HMM. SURE.
873
00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,317
HI, BABE.
874
00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:04,972
ARE YOU HERE?
875
00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,433
HI.HI.
876
00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:13,371
HOW ARE YOU? OOH,
FLOWERS! WHAT'’S THE OCCASION?
877
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,245
I NEED AN OCCASION TO
BUY FLOWERS FOR MY WIFE?
878
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:21,031
USUALLY. HERE, I'’LL PUT '’EM...
879
00:47:21,055 --> 00:47:23,599
WHERE WERE YOU ALL
NIGHT? I WAS AT THE GYM.
880
00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,601
I TOLD YOU I WAS
GONNA GO TO THE GYM.
881
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,040
I DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM AFTERWARDS,
THEN I RAN INTO...
882
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:32,521
WHAT'’S THAT SMELL?
883
00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:36,786
WHAT? WHAT SMELL? I GUESS
IT'’S YOUR NEW COLOGNE?
884
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,006
YEAH. YOU DON'’T LIKE IT?
885
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,747
NO. IT'’S KIND OF FLOWERY.
886
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:45,447
OH,
WELL... MAYBE IT'’S THE FLOWERS.
887
00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:48,996
I'’M GONNA GO TO BED.WHAT,
ARE YOU GOING TO BED?
888
00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:58,025
AT THE GYM TONIGHT I WAS
LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE, UM,
889
00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,984
YOU KNOW,
THOSE MEN'’S MAGAZINES.
890
00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:05,380
AND THEY HAD AN ARTICLE
IN THERE ABOUT PENIS SIZE.
891
00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:09,514
NOW, I KNOW YOU'’VE ONLY
BEEN WITH A COUPLE OF GUYS.
892
00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:11,473
SO YOU'’VE TOLD ME.
893
00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,868
BUT, UM, IS MINE, UH,
894
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:18,939
WHAT, LIKE A NICE SIZE OR...
895
00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,963
I DON'’T KNOW. I'’VE
NEVER COMPARED.
896
00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:25,748
WOULD YOU
DESCRIBE IT AS BIG OR...
897
00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,663
I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE.
898
00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:30,318
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
899
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:32,668
YEAH. WHY?
900
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,453
YOU JUST SEEM
DIFFERENT TO ME LATELY.
901
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:38,108
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"DIFFERENT"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
902
00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:42,808
WELL, YOU'’RE NOT AS
AFFECTIONATE AS YOU USED TO BE.
903
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:47,465
WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER,
YOU COULD BARELY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
904
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:51,121
AND NOW, WE BARELY MAKE LOVE.
905
00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:55,256
AND WE NEVER JUST
LAY AROUND AND CUDDLE.
906
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,780
I KNOW, HONEY, BUT I'’M SORRY.
907
00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:01,088
I'’M SO BUSY AT WORK,
AND I'’M JUST...
908
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,047
AFTER A WHILE,
THINGS DO SLOW DOWN. THAT'’S...
909
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,355
BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE,
AND I DON'’T WANT THEM TO SLOW DOWN FOR US.
910
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,400
WHY SHOULD THEY
? I'’M 30 YEARS OLD.
911
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:12,795
I'’M NOT READY TO NOT
HAVE PASSION IN MY LIFE!
912
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,320
I KNOW, NO... I GOT MARRIED
'’CAUSE I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS,
913
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,149
AND LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP.
914
00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,369
AND THE LONGER WE'’RE TOGETHER,
THE LESS...
915
00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:24,850
I SEEM TO BE GETTING
THESE THINGS.
916
00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,288
SO THIS IS ABOUT KIDS?
917
00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,507
NO. YEAH, IT IS ABOUT KIDS,
918
00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:31,794
BUT IT'’S REALLY MORE ABOUT US.
919
00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:36,123
WELL, HONEY,
I... I DON'’T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING,
920
00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:38,690
BUT COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE,
WE HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE.
921
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,170
THAT'’S WHAT I THINK.
922
00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:43,521
OH, GOD.
923
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:46,872
WHAT? WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE
ME ANY ATTENTION ANYMORE?
924
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:51,094
WHY AM I YOUR LAST PRIORITY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
925
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:54,576
I GOT YOU FLOWERS AND...
926
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,623
HONEY, COME ON.
927
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,799
GRIFFIN AND I HAVE BEEN
HAPPILY MARRIED FOR SIX YEARS.
928
00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:03,933
AND I WOULD SAY THAT
OUR SEX LIFE IS HEALTHY.
929
00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,242
YOU KNOW, IT SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE BIT,
BUT WE'’RE STILL PASSIONATE.
930
00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:12,463
IT'’S NOT REALLY THE SEX I
MISS SO MUCH AS THE AFFECTION.
931
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:14,552
ANNIE DESCRIBED YOUR
SEX LIFE AS PASSIONATE.
932
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,468
WOULD YOU SAY THAT WAS ACCURATE?
933
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:20,950
NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS PASSIONATE,
NO. I WOULD NOT, NO.
934
00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:26,390
LOOK, AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME,
THINGS FADE.
935
00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:30,220
AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS
YOU DIFFERENTLY IS LYING.
936
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,528
IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT,
THEN WHY DON'’T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
937
00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,313
WHAT SHOULD I
SAY? I DON'’T KNOW.
938
00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,969
I NEVER LIKED THE GUY,
SO I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
939
00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:44,321
"I THINK YOU'’RE A SELFISH,
IGNORANT MISOGYNIST.
940
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,411
I KNOW YOU'’RE HAVING AN AFFAIR,
AND I WANT A DIVORCE."
941
00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,544
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A DIVORCE?
942
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:52,938
YOU SAID HE CAME HOME SMELLING
OF SOME OTHER WOMAN'’S PUSSY.
943
00:50:52,962 --> 00:50:54,984
PERFUME! I SAID PERFUME!
944
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,291
PERFUME, PUSSY,
WHATEVER. WHATEVER. LOOK.
945
00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,946
I KNOW WHEN A GUY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR,
AND THAT'’S WHAT THE LITTLE SHIT IS DOING.
946
00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,210
YOU'’VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS.
947
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,082
YOU COULD DIVORCE THE PRICK.
948
00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:08,954
YOU COULD STAY AND LIVE WITH IT,
949
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,956
BUT THAT'’S PATHETIC.
950
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,785
OR YOU COULD, UM,
951
00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:16,397
HAVE AN AFFAIR YOURSELF.
952
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:19,008
DO YOU THINK THAT HARRY
HAS EVER HAD AN AFFAIR?
953
00:51:19,032 --> 00:51:22,011
I THINK THAT'’S WHAT THAT
LOG CABIN SHIT WAS ABOUT.
954
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,666
YEAH,
HE WANTS A PLACE TO TAKE THEM.
955
00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:27,016
WHY DO YOU STAY WITH HIM, THEN?
956
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,019
OR WHAT? GET ANOTHER DIVORCE?
957
00:51:30,043 --> 00:51:32,543
NO WAY. GOD, TOO MUCH WORK.
958
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,155
HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH HIM
KNOWING HE'’S HAD AN AFFAIR?
959
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:38,245
I DON'’T KNOW. BECAUSE...
960
00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:40,290
I DID THE SAME THING.
961
00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:43,859
YOU DID? OH,
MY GOD! WHEN? YOU DID?
962
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,645
WITH MY GYNO.YOUR GYNECOLOGIST?
963
00:51:47,669 --> 00:51:50,866
OH,
MY GOD! ISN'’T THAT ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING?
964
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,042
NO. ARE YOU KIDDING
ME? IT'’S HEAVEN.
965
00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:57,220
THINK ABOUT IT. IF THERE'’S ONE
THING THAT GUY KNOWS ABOUT...
966
00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,614
WHAT DOES HE DO?
967
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,051
WHAT DOES HE DO?
968
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,009
ANNIE'’S PROBLEM
IS SHE'’S AN IDEALIST.
969
00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,795
SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES
ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT...
970
00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:10,581
TRUE LOVE AND LIVING
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
971
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:12,757
SHE REALLY BELIEVES THERE
ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE.
972
00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:16,805
SHE JUST HAS TO REMEMBER THAT,
YOU KNOW, MEN ARE LIKE A DISEASE.
973
00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:22,027
AND, UNFORTUNATELY,
MOST OF US HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED.
974
00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:24,967
AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,
975
00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:30,775
THERE'’S NO CURE.
976
00:52:30,799 --> 00:52:34,083
ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK ORIGINALLY? YEAH,
QUEENS.
977
00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,607
THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK,
IS IT?
978
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,741
NO, THAT'’S REALLY NEW YORK. IN FACT,
IN MY BOOK...
979
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,744
THAT'’S THE REAL NEW YORK.
980
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,661
WHY? WHERE YOU FROM? THE UPPER EAST SIDE,
BORN AND RAISED.
981
00:52:46,685 --> 00:52:49,707
THE UPPER EAST SIDE?
THAT'’S NOT REALLY NEW YORK.
982
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:53,407
WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO? A
WALL STREET GUY? HE'’S A LAWYER.
983
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:57,150
SO WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO
WITH MAKING THIS A GREAT CITY?
984
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,891
WE, ON THE OTHER HAND...
THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWD,
985
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:02,677
THE OUTER BOROUGH FOLK...
WE'’RE THE ONES THAT BUILT THIS CITY.
986
00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:05,549
WE GAVE OUR BLOOD AND
GUTS TO THIS TOWN. LIKE I HAVE...
987
00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,769
ONE OF MY GRANDFATHERS
WAS A SAND HOG.
988
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,119
HELPED BUILD THE LINCOLN
AND HOLLAND TUNNELS.
989
00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,600
ENDED UP DYING OF
EMPHYSEMA FROM ALL THE DUST.
990
00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:16,038
I GOT ANOTHER GRANDFATHER WHO WORKED
CONSTRUCTION ON A DOZEN SKYSCRAPERS,
991
00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,127
INCLUDING THE
EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
992
00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,651
THEN HE FALLS TO HIS
DEATH WHEN I'’M A KID.
993
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:23,872
MY DAD WAS A COP. GOT
SHOT TWICE WHILE ON THE JOB.
994
00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:25,743
MY MOM'’S A NURSE
AT HARLEM HOSPITAL,
995
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,963
STILL SAVING LIVES EVERY DAY.
996
00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:31,009
WE REALLY GAVE
SOMETHING TO THE CITY.
997
00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,969
OUR BLOOD, OUR GUTS, OUR LIVES.
WE'’RE THE ONES THAT MADE IT GREAT.
998
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,320
THAT'’S A GREAT STORY,
BUT I CAN TRACE MY ANCESTORS BACK...
999
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,018
TO THE ORIGINAL DUTCH
SETTLERS IN THE 17th CENTURY.
1000
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:42,282
AND IN MY BOOK, THAT'’S AS REAL
A NEW YORKER AS YOU CAN GET.
1001
00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,414
IF YOU GREW UP IN
THE OUTER BOROUGHS,
1002
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:47,983
YOU HAVE A GREATER APPRECIATION OF
NEW YORK THAN IF YOU GREW UP IN MANHATTAN.
1003
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:51,943
WE GREW UP SORT OF SEEING
THE CITY FROM A DISTANCE...
1004
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:55,077
AND FEELING THE PULL OF IT,
LONGING FOR IT.
1005
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:58,167
MAYBE IF YOU GREW UP HERE,
YOU KIND OF TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
1006
00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,735
JESUS, YOU WEREN'’T
KIDDING. THIS IS A GREAT SPACE.
1007
00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,694
I THOUGHT YOU'’D LIKE IT. OBVIOUSLY IT'’S
A RAW SPACE. YOU'’D HAVE TO BUILD IT OUT.
1008
00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:08,264
IT'’LL COST YOU SOME MONEY. I DON'’T MEAN
TO BE RUDE, BUT WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
1009
00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:13,356
I PRODUCE A TELEVISION SHOW...
ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK.
1010
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:18,753
WHAT DO YOU DO THERE? WE GO AROUND
TO MOVIE PREMIERES AND TELEVISION SHOWS...
1011
00:54:18,777 --> 00:54:20,276
AND THEN WE INTERVIEW ALL THESE
ASSHOLE CELEBRITIES ABOUT LIKE...
1012
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,149
WHO THEY'’RE FUCKING AND HOW
MUCH THEY'’RE GETTING OVERPAID.
1013
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:28,197
THEN BASICALLY TRY AND HELP THEM
SELL THEIR LATEST PIECE OF CRAP PRODUCT.
1014
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:30,895
SO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS
JOB? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
1015
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,854
WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE, I WANTED TO BE A
WRITER. THOUGHT I'’D GO INTO JOURNALISM...
1016
00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,248
OR MAYBE EVEN BE A NOVELIST.
1017
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,643
BUT THE ONLY JOB I COULD GET WAS
ANSWERING PHONES AT THE SHOW.
1018
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:43,256
SO HERE IT IS, TEN YEARS LATER,
I'’M MAKING A PILE OF DOUGH...
1019
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,303
AND IT'’S HARD TO IMAGINE WALKING
AWAY EVEN THOUGH I KNOW, YOU KNOW,
1020
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,697
IT'’D BE THE BEST THING FOR ME.
1021
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,656
SOUNDS LIKE MY MARRIAGE.
1022
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,051
SO ARE YOU WRITING ANYTHING NOW?
1023
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,576
NO. YOU KNOW,
EVERY TIME I TRY AND GET STARTED...
1024
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,623
SOMETHING COMES UP FROM
WORK AND I JUST GET DISTRACTED.
1025
00:55:02,647 --> 00:55:06,104
WELL, MAYBE ONE DAY I'’LL BE IN BARNES AND
NOBLE AND I'’LL SEE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS...
1026
00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:08,174
AND I'’LL PICK IT UP.
1027
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,439
THAT'’D BE NICE.
1028
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:20,815
SO ANYWAY, THERE'’S THIS VIEW
OVER HERE I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE.
1029
00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:24,601
SO I'’M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'’RE
NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT.
1030
00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:29,040
WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK I'’M JUST
USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO FLIRT WITH YOU?
1031
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:32,130
ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? I
WAS HOPING IT WAS OBVIOUS,
1032
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:34,394
BUT I GUESS I'’M NOT
DOING THAT GOOD A JOB.
1033
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,745
YOU DID SAY YOU WERE MARRIED I THINK,
RIGHT? YEAH.
1034
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,965
WELL, THAT SUCKS. I SHOULDN'’T BE
FLIRTING WITH YOU IF YOU'’RE MARRIED.
1035
00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,925
NO, YOU SHOULDN'’T. YEAH.SO...
1036
00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,798
WELL, I SHOULD GET GOING. I
GOTTA GET BACK TO THE OFFICE.
1037
00:55:47,822 --> 00:55:49,974
BUT IF I SEE ANYTHING,
I'’LL CALL YOU.
1038
00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:52,150
YEAH,
NO... '’CAUSE YOU KNOW... ALL RIGHT.
1039
00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:54,481
OKAY, BYE.CALL ME, THOUGH.
1040
00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:05,076
SO I AM GOING OUT WITH THE GUY
FROM THE VIDEO STORE AGAIN TONIGHT.
1041
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,036
OH, SECOND DATE. PRESSURE'’S ON.
1042
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,343
SO, YOU GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM?
1043
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,389
I DON'’T KNOW. WHAT?
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD?
1044
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:16,349
I DEFINITELY THINK YOU SHOULD. BUT
THIS TIME, GIVE HIM A LITTLE ADVICE.
1045
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,352
NO MORE COLOGNE ON THE BALLS.
1046
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,441
COME ON. IT WASN'’T THAT BAD.
1047
00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:25,140
NO, IT WAS DISGUSTING.
1048
00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:28,056
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS
HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE?
1049
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,798
NOT ENTIRELY ENOUGH.
1050
00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,975
BUT I'’M WORKING ON IT. RIGHT NOW,
THAT'’S WHAT I'’M WORKING ON.
1051
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,325
I THINK IT'’S... SEVEN.
1052
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,675
EIGHT. IS THAT BAD?
1053
00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:41,461
I'’M 19. THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD.
1054
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:44,594
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING
ME? I'’M A 39-YEAR-OLD MAN.
1055
00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:47,858
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY
REMEMBER? I DON'’T KNOW.
1056
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:50,121
A HUNDRED? TWO HUNDRED AND 50?
1057
00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,167
I DON'’T KNOW. I MEAN, YOU KNOW.
1058
00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:55,170
THAT'’S THE GREAT THING ABOUT NEW
YORK. YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET,
1059
00:56:55,194 --> 00:57:00,567
AND YOU ENCOUNTER LIKE A THOUSAND
POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS EVERY DAY.
1060
00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,656
A WALK TO THE DELI
CAN BE VERY EROTIC.
1061
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,615
I KNOW IT SOUNDS PATHETIC,
BUT I'’VE HAD THREE.
1062
00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:08,879
I GOT MARRIED EARLY.
I WAS 22 YEARS OLD.
1063
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:13,188
BUT, YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THEM WAS... IS MY HUSBAND.
1064
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:16,583
NOT TOO MANY. I DON'’T
KNOW. LIKE NINE OR TEN.
1065
00:57:16,607 --> 00:57:21,065
I WAS ALWAYS ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT'’S KIND OF
BEEN IN A SERIES OF LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.
1066
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:25,853
SO, UH, I NEVER REALLY HAD THE
OPPORTUNITY TO PUT UP THE BIG NUMBERS.
1067
00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:29,596
SEVENTEEN. BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE WAS NO ONE-NIGHT STANDS OR ANYTHING.
1068
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:32,884
I JUST DATED A LOT. SO...
1069
00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:38,082
OH, JESUS.
1070
00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:42,609
THAT'’S THE GREETING I GET NOW? IF I FIND YOU
OUTSIDE MY DOOR, YES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1071
00:57:42,633 --> 00:57:45,916
IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M STALKING
YOU OR SOMETHING.YES, IT IS.
1072
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,919
I CAN'’T FIND MY KEYS. I
GAVE YOU A SPARE SET.
1073
00:57:48,943 --> 00:57:51,444
I THOUGHT FOR
EMERGENCIES LIKE THIS...
1074
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:55,099
OKAY. HOLD ON, I'’LL GET THEM. I SHOULD
HAVE SEEN THAT COMING A MILE AWAY.
1075
00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:57,624
AREN'’T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE
ME TO YOUR NEW FRIEND HERE?
1076
00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:02,324
TOMMY, THIS IS MY EX-HUSBAND, BENJAMIN.
BEN, THIS IS TOMMY.HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
1077
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,457
I'’M DOING GOOD. I'’M GOOD.
1078
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,546
THAT'’S A NICE JACKET.THANKS.
1079
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,287
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A
SECOND IN PRIVATE? NO.
1080
00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:12,987
MARIA, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
WE HAVE SOME TALKING TO DO.NO.
1081
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,556
YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE WHO
THINKS THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES TO YOU.
1082
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:20,298
LOOK, PAL, WILL YOU GIVE US A SECOND
HERE IN PRIVATE? SHE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1083
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:23,998
NO, BENJAMIN, NO. IF YOU WANT TO
TALK TO ME, WE CAN DO IT OUT HERE.
1084
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,696
OTHERWISE, I'’LL GO GET YOUR KEYS
AND YOU CAN CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
1085
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,656
I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE.
1086
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,397
TOMMY,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE?
1087
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:35,966
NO, I'’LL WAIT OUT HERE WITH MY,
UH... MY PAL.
1088
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,950
GET TO KNOW HIM.FINE.
1089
00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:54,724
SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU,
UH... WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?
1090
00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:57,098
I'’LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
1091
00:58:58,926 --> 00:59:01,233
YOU'’RE WELCOME,
BENJAMIN. THANKS.
1092
00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,280
I'’M SO SORRY.
1093
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:17,379
LOOK, YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY DISEASES
THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, RIGHT?
1094
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:24,537
NO. WHY? YOU GOT ANY
DISEASES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
1095
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,346
NO. ARE YOU SURE?
1096
00:59:29,348 --> 00:59:32,022
I SWEAR. ARE YOU SURE?
1097
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,875
YEAH,
I'’M SURE. I JUST HAD A TEST.
1098
00:59:37,138 --> 00:59:39,140
WELL, THAT'’S GOOD.
1099
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:46,428
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT TO BRING A CONDOM, THOUGH.
1100
00:59:46,452 --> 00:59:50,084
LOOK, I'’M SORRY. I JUST...
1101
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:53,720
IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND DATE. I DIDN'’T
HONESTLY THINK WE'’D GET THIS FAR.
1102
00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,421
YEAH, WELL...
1103
01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:07,101
I'’M REALLY SORRY TO HAVE TO HURRY YOU LIKE
THIS THIS MORNING BUT I'’VE GOT TO GET TO WORK.
1104
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:10,147
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT TO GET TO WORK? I
THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A SCHOOLTEACHER.
1105
01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:13,673
YEAH, SO? WELL,
TODAY'’S SUNDAY, RIGHT?
1106
01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:16,066
YEAH, WELL...
1107
01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:18,939
I'’M TAKING THE CLASS
ON A SCHOOL TRIP,
1108
01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:23,315
AND WE'’RE GOING TO THE ZOO,
SO... HUH.
1109
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,775
WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE THIS ONE
AND I'’LL WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE?
1110
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:32,169
NO, NO, NO. I CAN'’T DO THAT. YOU SAID
YOU GOTTA GET TO WORK, RIGHT? SO...
1111
01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:36,347
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.COME ON.
YOU GOT THE KIDS WAITING, RIGHT?
1112
01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:39,244
I'’LL GET THE NEXT ONE.ALL
RIGHT. I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.
1113
01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:54,670
WITH MARIA, YOU KNOW, QUITE HONESTLY,
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
1114
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:57,934
WENT OUT A COUPLE TIMES. I
THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME. I MEAN...
1115
01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:01,634
OBVIOUSLY, WE MUST'’VE. WE HAD
SEX THE SECOND TIME WE WENT OUT.
1116
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,549
I THINK I JUST GOT A LITTLE FREAKED
OUT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER GUY.
1117
01:01:04,573 --> 01:01:08,292
IT'’S NOT LIKE I DIDN'’T LIKE HIM. IT'’S JUST
THAT I HADN'’T SLEPT WITH ANYONE SINCE BENJAMIN.
1118
01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:10,120
IT JUST GOT ME A LITTLE SCARED.
1119
01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:13,428
AFTER THAT,
SHE TRIED TO KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.
1120
01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:18,738
I CALLED HER A BUNCH OF TIMES. SHE NEVER CALLED
ME BACK. I GOT THE HINT AND STOPPED CALLING.
1121
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:21,871
HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU
SAW MARIA AND TOMMY TOGETHER?
1122
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,918
WHO, MY PAL? MY PAL
TOMMY. YEAH. IT'’S TERRIBLE.
1123
01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:28,486
SHE'’D LET A GUY LIKE THAT INTO HER HOME.
THAT'’S THE APARTMENT I SHARED WITH HER.
1124
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:32,403
TO THINK THAT THAT GUY WAS SHOWERING
UNDER THE SHOWER HEAD THAT I INSTALLED...
1125
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,971
MAKES ME VERY ANGRY.
1126
01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,757
YOU ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO
YOUR HOROSCOPE? I READ IT EVERY DAY.
1127
01:01:37,781 --> 01:01:40,977
IT'’S ACTUALLY PRETTY ACCURATE.
ACCURATE? IN WHAT WAY?
1128
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,980
IT KEYS ME INTO WHAT
TO WATCH OUT FOR IN LIFE.
1129
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:47,288
WHY I MAY BE FEELING A
PARTICULAR WAY ON A CERTAIN DAY.
1130
01:01:47,312 --> 01:01:50,595
WHAT DID TODAY'’S TELL
YOU? LET'’S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
1131
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:53,294
ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS... YEAH,
RIGHT.
1132
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:57,907
"YOU HAVE HAD YOUR FILL OF
CERTAIN PEOPLE. MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.
1133
01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,780
"THERE ARE, HOWEVER,
CHANGES IN THE AIR.
1134
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:05,262
A PERSON IN UNIFORM COULD DELIVER
THE KEY TO YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS."
1135
01:02:05,286 --> 01:02:07,787
GET THE FUCK OUT OF
HERE. IT SAYS THAT?
1136
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:10,615
YEAH. OH, THAT'’S ME!
1137
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:14,532
THAT IS ME. THAT'’S ME. I
AM THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM...
1138
01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:18,580
THAT CAN DELIVER THE KEY TO
YOUR LOVE LIFE AND HAPPINESS.
1139
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,235
I WEAR A UNIFORM.
1140
01:02:21,259 --> 01:02:24,542
UNLESS IT'’S YOUR MAILMAN. WHAT KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM?
1141
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:27,458
HER. SO YOU DON'’T
HAVE TO WORRY.
1142
01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:31,462
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO, NO. YOU SAID YOU
DON'’T BUY INTO THE WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING.
1143
01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:34,509
SO THEREFORE, THIS DOES NOT
APPLY TO US.I NEVER SAID THAT...
1144
01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:37,991
OH, YES, YOU DID.I NEVER SAID
THAT I DIDN'’T BUY INTO ASTROLOGY.
1145
01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,342
I SAID I WAS A LITTLE SUSPECT OF
IT. WHAT IS THIS, THE DAILY NEWS?
1146
01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:43,779
YEAH.I'’M SURE IT'’S A
VERY ACCURATE READING.
1147
01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:47,740
IT'’S GOOD STUFF.WHAT DOES IT SAY?
THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE A "CLEAN BREAK."
1148
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,568
SEE THAT? WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT PART OF IT?
1149
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:54,268
LIKE I SAID,
IT HELPS ME MAKE DECISIONS.
1150
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:58,011
HOW DID YOU END UP WITH THIS
GUY THAT YOU'’RE WITH ANYWAY?
1151
01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:01,492
THE MAN IS MARRIED. HE'’S A DENTIST,
RIGHT? RIGHT.
1152
01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:05,932
HE'’S ALSO A HUNDRED YEARS OLD, SO
HE'’S GOT THREE MAJOR STRIKES AGAINST HIM.
1153
01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:08,804
IN MY EYES, THREE STRIKES,
YOU'’RE OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1154
01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:11,633
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
1155
01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:15,463
IT WAS JUST REALLY SIMPLE. I WAS JUST
SITTING IN THE PARK ONE DAY BY SCHOOL.
1156
01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:18,403
- HE CAME UP TO ME AND HE HIT ON ME.
- ARE YOU A MODEL?
1157
01:03:20,405 --> 01:03:25,081
IF I WERE A MODEL, WHY WOULD I BE
SITTING HERE STUDYING RIGHT NOW?
1158
01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:29,042
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE IF
YOU'’RE NOT BECAUSE YOU'’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
1159
01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:32,959
YOU HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT
LOOK. YOU'’RE NOT A CLASSIC BEAUTY.
1160
01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:35,657
I THINK YOU HAVE THE LOOK
OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM.
1161
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:39,052
"THE LOOK OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM"? YEAH,
YEAH.
1162
01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,968
YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT? NO,
I'’M NOT KIDDING. I'’M SERIOUS.
1163
01:03:41,992 --> 01:03:44,361
YEAH? YEAH,
I THINK YOU DO. LOOK.
1164
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,929
LOOK AT YOUR NOSE. YOU
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NOSE.
1165
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:49,627
I HAD IT FIXED WHEN
I WAS 13.REALLY?
1166
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,239
THEY DID A GREAT JOB...
A GREAT JOB.THANKS.
1167
01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:55,503
WONDERFUL. I'’M GRIFFIN,
BY THE WAY.
1168
01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,941
ASHLEY.NICE TO MEET YOU,
ASHLEY. BEAUTIFUL NAME.
1169
01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:02,858
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU
LET ME TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME OR...
1170
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,600
ARE YOU MARRIED? MARRIED
? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
1171
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:08,429
WHERE DO YOU GET THAT
FROM THAT I'’M MARRIED?
1172
01:04:08,453 --> 01:04:12,128
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RING ON YOUR FINGER.
ISN'’T THAT A RING? TECHNICALLY, I'’M MARRIED.
1173
01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:14,652
I'’M NOT REALLY MARRIED. NO.OH.
1174
01:04:14,676 --> 01:04:17,090
WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.
1175
01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:21,335
SO IS THIS UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR WIFE OR YOU AND YOUR DICK?
1176
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,054
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY.
THAT'’S VERY FUNNY.
1177
01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:27,143
THE MAN IS, WHAT, 39 YEARS OLD?
1178
01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:29,406
HOW OLD ARE YOU? NINETEEN.
1179
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:32,975
WHEN YOU WERE IN FIFTH GRADE,
HE WAS 32.
1180
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:36,936
OR LIKE WHEN HE WAS MY AGE,
YOU WERE JUST BEING BORN.YEAH, I KNOW.
1181
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,112
OR LIKE WHEN, LET'’S SAY...
1182
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:44,465
I GET THE POINT. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
AS YOU GET OLDER, THE AGE GAP DOES SHORTEN.
1183
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,990
MAYBE IF YOU WERE 60 AND HE WAS 80,
IT WOULDN'’T SEEM SO WEIRD.
1184
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:52,516
BUT, HONESTLY, I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR
FATHER. I BET A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT.
1185
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:56,129
YOU KNOW, WE DON'’T REALLY
GO OUT A WHOLE LOT IN PUBLIC.
1186
01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:59,262
BUT YOU'’D BE SURPRISED. MOST YOUNG
GIRLS DO WANNA GO FOR OLDER GUYS...
1187
01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:03,353
BECAUSE MOST YOUNG GUYS, THEY JUST
WANNA SCREW AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE.
1188
01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,660
THEY DON'’T WANT A COMMITMENT.
THEY JUST WANT A LOT OF CONQUESTS.
1189
01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:08,141
HERE YOU GO.
1190
01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:11,472
WHAT KIND OF COMMITMENT
DOES A MARRIED GUY GIVE YOU?
1191
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,715
SO WHAT WOULD I BE TO YOU?
1192
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:21,110
WHAT,
JUST ANOTHER NOTCH ON YOUR BELT?
1193
01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:24,157
ASHLEY,
ARE YOU... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1194
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:28,161
ARE YOU CRAZY? DO YOU
KNOW THAT I WOULD MARRY YOU?
1195
01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:31,991
I WOULD MARRY YOU TODAY
IF YOU SAY YES TO ME. I SWEAR.
1196
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:35,777
NO.COME ON. LET ME TAKE
YOU OUT ON A DATE. GREAT TIME.
1197
01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:38,717
I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM,
YOU KNOW.
1198
01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,590
WHAT DO YOU SAY, PLEASE?
1199
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,946
YEAH, REALLY? OKAY.
1200
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,753
WHY ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS?
1201
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:59,366
CRAZY GIRL, BAD BREATH,
NO SEX AND SHE LOST THE KEY.
1202
01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:03,239
THAT'’S NOT GOOD.NO. NO,
THAT'’S NOT GOOD. THAT'’S NOT GOOD AT ALL.
1203
01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:07,069
WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU STILL CHASING AFTER THAT
WAITRESS WHO IS SO WAY BEYOND YOUR LEAGUE?
1204
01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:10,246
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I HAVE A DATE WITH HER THIS WEEKEND.
1205
01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:15,251
THAT'’S GREAT. NO,
I'’M HAPPY FOR YOU. DOUCHE BAG.
1206
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:19,081
♪ CRAZY GIRL BAD BREATH,
NO SEX ♪DON'’T.
1207
01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:22,867
♪ AND SHE LOST THE KEY ♪♪DON'’T
PUSH MY BUTTONS. I'’M REALLY RIGHT HERE.
1208
01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:26,262
I DON'’T KNOW IF HE HAS A PROBLEM,
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, AFTER HIS DIVORCE,
1209
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,830
HE WAS LIKE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD,
YOU KNOW.
1210
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:31,833
LIKE HE WANTED TO SCREW
EVERYTHING THAT WASN'’T NAILED DOWN.
1211
01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:34,531
BUT THAT'’S NOT BEN.
1212
01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:39,014
BEN, REALLY, HE WANTS TO BE
IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.
1213
01:06:39,038 --> 01:06:41,084
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT
WITH THAT WAITRESS.
1214
01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,064
THIS IS VERY UPSETTING.
1215
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:48,545
THESE ARE SOME CLASSIC ALBUMS
YOU'’RE REJECTING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1216
01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:52,462
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE ALBUMS? THESE
ARE RECORDS THAT SHAPED ROCK AND ROLL.
1217
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:57,946
SHAPED THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.I DON'’T LISTEN
TO THIS KIND OF MUSIC. THIS IS YOUR KIND.
1218
01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:02,298
THESE GUYS, THEY'’RE DEAD. THEY'’RE ALL
DEAD. THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN.
1219
01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:07,216
MORRISON AND HENDRIX, YEAH. BUT LIKE
THE ROLLING STONES, LIKE ONLY ONE GUY DIED.
1220
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:11,264
REALLY EARLY ON IN THE ROLLING STONES. THEY
REPLACED HIM AND THEY WERE STILL GREAT.
1221
01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,834
I THINK THAT THE MOST MANDATORY ALBUM, IF
WE'’RE GONNA START A RECORD COLLECTION FOR YOU,
1222
01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:18,923
IS EXILE ON MAIN STREET.
1223
01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,709
THIS IS A NO-BRAINER.OKAY.
1224
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,887
AND-AND, LIKE... WE'’RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET SOME ZEPPELIN FOR YOU...
1225
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,932
BECAUSE OTHERWISE...
1226
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:31,458
ZEPPELIN I. THIS IS
POSSIBLY THE GREATEST...
1227
01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:35,288
NO, IT IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST
DEBUT ALBUM OF ALL TIME.
1228
01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:38,073
EXCEPT OF COURSE
GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK.
1229
01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:41,772
YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THIS. OKAY? NEW JERSEY.
1230
01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:44,297
YOU'’RE GOOD. YOU'’RE SET.
YOU'’RE SO GOOD NOW.OKAY, I...
1231
01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:47,343
ARE YOU SURE I'’M GONNA LIKE THESE?
THERE'’S LIKE 80 ZILLION RECORDS IN HERE.
1232
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:51,478
I AM POSITIVE. HONESTLY, IF YOU
DON'’T LIKE THESE, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.
1233
01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:55,221
WE'’RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS HERE. IF YOU
CAN'’T SEE THE BEAUTY AND LIKE THE POETRY...
1234
01:07:55,245 --> 01:08:00,704
AND THE MAJESTY AND... LIKE
THE BRILLIANCE OF THESE ALBUMS,
1235
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,011
THEN I DON'’T KNOW... I DON'’T
KNOW WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU.
1236
01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:07,972
YOU HAVE A DEFICIENCY IN YOUR SOUL
OR SOMETHING. NO, I'’M ONLY KIDDING.
1237
01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,888
CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? I HOPE
YOU'’RE ALWAYS HONEST WITH ME.
1238
01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:14,892
I AM. I AM, TOTALLY. BUT I THINK
THAT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
1239
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:17,982
I THINK YOU'’RE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'’VE EVER KNOWN.
1240
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,463
YOU'’RE KIND. YOU'’RE SO SWEET.
1241
01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:24,293
I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK I'’M FALLING IN
LOVE WITH YOU.BENNY, YOU'’RE SWEET.
1242
01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:26,991
SWEET, SWEET,
SWEET. YOU ARE.I'’M SWEET.
1243
01:08:27,015 --> 01:08:30,038
I'’M NOT REALLY THAT SWEET.
I'’M REALLY A SAVAGE.OH, REALLY?
1244
01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:33,998
I'’M A FUCKING WILD MAN. YOU JUST HAVE
TO LET ME SHOW YOU THAT SIDE OF MYSELF.
1245
01:08:34,022 --> 01:08:39,003
NO, NO, NO. I LIKE THE SWEET SIDE.
I KNOW ENOUGH SAVAGES ALREADY.
1246
01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,988
YEAH. YEAH,
BUT I'’M A SAVAGE WITH A VERY SWEET SIDE.
1247
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,774
YEAH?
1248
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:59,589
PLUS,
I'’M THE MAN IN THE UNIFORM. ALL RIGHT?
1249
01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:01,528
YEAH.
1250
01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:05,465
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD
MAKE MORE TIME FOR YOU.
1251
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:09,033
I TOOK YOU OUT TO DINNER,
DIDN'’T I? IT'’S NOT THAT.
1252
01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:11,427
IT'’S JUST THAT I'’M
NOT HAPPY ANYMORE.
1253
01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:14,169
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO
DO? I-I-I CANNOT GET A DIVORCE.
1254
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:16,389
I DON'’T WANT YOU
TO DO ANYTHING.
1255
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,088
I JUST DON'’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
ANYMORE.DID YOU MEET SOMEBODY ELSE?
1256
01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:22,830
NO.COME ON. WHO IS
IT? WHO'’S THE GUY?
1257
01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:25,746
WHAT'’D YOU MEET, SOME OTHER
GUY WITH A BIG COCK OR SOMETHING?
1258
01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:29,489
NOBODY YOU'’D KNOW.OH,
SO THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE. WHAT IS HE?
1259
01:09:29,513 --> 01:09:32,100
SOME LITTLE KID THAT YOU
GO WALKING IN THE PARK WITH.
1260
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:35,016
YOU HOLD HIS HAND AND
GO TO THE MOVIES WITH...
1261
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,975
AND THEN YOU HOLD HIS HUGE COCK
IN THE MOVIE, IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS?
1262
01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,674
GRIFFIN, I REALLY DON'’T THINK
YOU'’RE IN A POSITION TO TELL PEOPLE...
1263
01:09:40,698 --> 01:09:44,243
WHAT THEY CAN AND CAN'’T DO OR
WHO THEY CAN AND CAN'’T BE WITH, OKAY?
1264
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,549
MY POSITION IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT,
ALL RIGHT?
1265
01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:49,054
I JUST CAN'’T STOP
SEEING MY WIFE.
1266
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:56,733
YOU'’RE GONNA REGRET THIS.MAYBE?
1267
01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:58,933
BUT I DOUBT IT.
1268
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,504
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, GRIFF?
1269
01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:09,529
WHAT DO YOU THINK? THAT
LITTLE GIRL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1270
01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:11,618
WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THIS TO YOURSELF?
1271
01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:15,950
HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU HAVE TO SCREW
BEFORE YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET LAID?
1272
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,673
THAT'’S GREAT. I DON'’T THINK THE
PATIENT IN THE BACK ROOM HEARD YOU.
1273
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:26,850
WHAT WAS THAT? NOTHING.
1274
01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:32,291
DOCTOR? DOCTOR.I'’LL BE RIGHT THERE,
MRS. BASS.
1275
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,467
DO ME A FAVOR, CAROL.
1276
01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:39,123
SEND ONE DOZEN FLOWERS TO THE WASHINGTON
SQUARE STREET ADDRESS WITH A NOTE...
1277
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:43,780
THAT SAYS,
"I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY. WHAT CAN I DO?"
1278
01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:46,696
OKAY? WHERE'’S MY FLOWERS?
1279
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,896
YOUR FLOWERS? YEAH.
1280
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,180
DON'’T START WITH
ME. PLEASE DON'’T.
1281
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:57,011
PLEASE. WITH YOU AND THEN
SIGMUND FREUD OVER THERE...
1282
01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:59,013
DOCTOR.I'’M COMING, MRS. BASS.
1283
01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,058
I'’M READY FOR THAT
EXTRACTION NOW.
1284
01:11:01,082 --> 01:11:03,322
WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'’S WRONG?
1285
01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:07,891
OKAY. NOTHING. JUST MOVE
DOWN. MOVE DOWN A LITTLE LOWER.
1286
01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:10,285
THERE YOU GO. IS THAT IT? YES.
1287
01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:13,245
NO, YOU'’RE NOT GOING IN THERE.
I'’M NOT TRYING TO GO IN THERE.
1288
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,769
I COULD USE A COMPASS, THOUGH.
1289
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,598
IT'’S WEIRD. I'’VE NEVER MADE
LOVE WITH A VIRGIN BEFORE.
1290
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:23,496
YOU'’RE REAL CUTE. SERIOUSLY, LET ME ENTER
BECAUSE I'’M ABOUT TO SPLOOGE AS IT IS.
1291
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:29,043
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU GOTTA
BE KIDDING ME? SHOULD I GET IT?
1292
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:31,088
NO.I'’M GONNA GET IT.
1293
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:34,594
DON'’T GO GET THE DOOR. WHO IN
THE FUCK IS THIS? COULD BE IMPORTANT.
1294
01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:44,101
GO AWAY! I WANNA TALK TO YOU,
ASH.
1295
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:48,628
I DON'’T WANNA TALK TO YOU. WELL, TOO
FUCKING BAD ABOUT YOU.LET ME IN. COME ON.
1296
01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:51,674
NO. I'’M BUSY. GET THE FUCK OUT.
1297
01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:56,070
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'’RE BUSY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN
? YOU GOT THAT LITTLE QUEER BOYFRIEND THERE?
1298
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,378
GRIFFIN,
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOOR!
1299
01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:02,642
YOU DON'’T UNDERSTAND.
I'’M GOING TO LEAVE MY WIFE.
1300
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:05,645
CAN I TELL YOU, GRIFFIN,
THAT I DON'’T CARE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1301
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,951
I DON'’T CARE.YOU DON'’T CARE?
1302
01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:13,261
YOU BREAK UP MY MARRIAGE AND YOU TELL ME
YOU DON'’T CARE? OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
1303
01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:16,220
OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!
I'’M NOT OPENING THE DOOR!
1304
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:19,136
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW!
WHO THE FUCK IS IN THERE WITH YOU?
1305
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,226
GRIFFIN, GET AWAY FROM THE
FUCKING DOOR! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?
1306
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:26,056
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? AFTER EVERYTHING
I'’VE DONE FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?
1307
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,908
THAT'’S NICE.
1308
01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,859
CHRIST.
1309
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:50,124
THIS BUILDING IS LIKE SODOM
AND GOMORRAH TONIGHT.
1310
01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,866
YOU GIRLS NEED A
HAND OVER THERE?
1311
01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:55,782
FUCK OFF, SCUMBAG.
1312
01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,677
NICE, NICE.
1313
01:13:15,216 --> 01:13:17,978
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL NIGHT? I WAS AT THE GYM.
1314
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,483
OH, AGAIN? YEAH, YEAH.
1315
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:28,205
GRIFFIN, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.WHAT,
HONEY?
1316
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:32,688
UM, OKAY, THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE
I'’M AFRAID OF WHAT THE ANSWER MIGHT BE,
1317
01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:37,563
BUT I JUST CAN'’T LIVE MY LIFE FEELING
THE WAY I'’M FEELING AND NOT SAYING IT.
1318
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:41,175
OKAY.ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
1319
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,830
WHAT? AM I HAVING AN AFFAIR?
1320
01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:46,310
WHAT... WHY WOULD
YOU SAY SUCH A THING?
1321
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,270
HOW CAN I NOT ASK YOU? YOU'’RE
NOT AVAILABLE EMOTIONALLY ANYMORE.
1322
01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:53,187
YOU COME HOME LATE SOME NIGHTS
AND YOU IMMEDIATELY TAKE A SHOWER.
1323
01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:56,625
WE BARELY MAKE LOVE. YOU
NEVER TALK ABOUT HAVING KIDS.
1324
01:13:56,649 --> 01:14:00,194
YOU CAME HOME THAT ONE NIGHT,
YOU SMELLED LIKE PERFUME.
1325
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:04,440
SOMETIMES I HEAR YOU HAVING LATE-NIGHT
PHONE CONVERSATIONS WHISPERING.
1326
01:14:05,919 --> 01:14:08,985
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1327
01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:13,033
I CAN UNDERSTAND FROM WHERE YOU'’RE
SITTING THAT IT WOULD SEEM LIKE THAT.
1328
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:16,210
BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR
EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAID.
1329
01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:19,039
NUMBER ONE: LANCE IS
WORKING MY ASS OFF AT WORK.
1330
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:21,258
SO WHEN I COME HOME,
I'’M JUST TIRED.
1331
01:14:21,282 --> 01:14:24,610
AND WHEN I COME HOME LATE, I COME
DIRECTLY FROM THE GYM AND I SHOWER HERE...
1332
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:27,743
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'’T LIKE
TO SHOWER IN FRONT OF OTHER MEN.
1333
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:31,268
AS FAR AS THE PERFUME GOES,
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT.
1334
01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:34,794
I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY COLOGNE. IF YOU DON'’T
WANT ME TO WEAR IT, I'’LL GET RID OF IT.
1335
01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:38,624
I'’LL NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN. AND
AS FAR AS THE PHONE CALL GOES,
1336
01:14:38,648 --> 01:14:42,758
I WAS PROBABLY TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE...
PROBABLY HARRY ABOUT HIS GODDAMN SEX LIFE,
1337
01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:45,369
AND I DIDN'’T WANNA WAKE YOU UP.
1338
01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,287
WHY AFTER SIX YEARS OF MARRIAGE ARE YOU SUDDENLY
SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS?
1339
01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:53,987
BECAUSE I READ THAT ARTICLE. I
TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ARTICLE I READ...
1340
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,642
IN THE MAGAZINE...
THE MEN'’S MAGAZINE.
1341
01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,949
THE AVERAGE SIZE OF THE PENIS IS,
YOU KNOW...
1342
01:14:59,973 --> 01:15:03,736
ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE? THAT'’S WHAT
I'’M WONDERING.STOP WITH THAT QUESTION!
1343
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:07,740
YOU'’RE FEELING IS IT BIG ENOUGH? '’CAUSE
YOU NEVER WORRIED ABOUT THAT WITH ME.
1344
01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:11,265
I'’M WORRIED ABOUT IT WITH
YOU.YOU DON'’T SEEM WORRIED.
1345
01:15:11,289 --> 01:15:14,616
WELL, I AM WORRIED! IF YOU WERE WORRIED,
THEN YOU'’D COME HOME RIGHT AFTER WORK,
1346
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:18,054
I'’M GOING TO THE GYM.NOT THREE
HOURS LATER AND LEAVE ME SITTING ALONE.
1347
01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,709
- I'’M DOING PENIS EXERCISES. I'’M JOKING.
- THAT'’S REALLY FUNNY.
1348
01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,582
SO YOU THINK EVERYTHING
SEEMS NORMAL?
1349
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:28,238
I'’M NOT SAYING EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL.
IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU.
1350
01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:30,980
WHICH IS MOSTLY I'’M TIRED.
1351
01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:33,983
I WON'’T GO TO THE GYM
ANYMORE. I JUST WON'’T.
1352
01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:38,292
FORGET IT. I'’LL JUST
COME RIGHT HOME.
1353
01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:42,339
THAT'’S AN INDULGENCE THAT I GIVE
MYSELF BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.
1354
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:45,429
IF YOU DON'’T WANT ME TO DO IT, I
WON'’T DO IT. IT'’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.
1355
01:15:45,453 --> 01:15:49,259
I'’LL WAKE UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING
AND EXERCISE.SO ARE YOU HAPPY?
1356
01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:51,479
AM I HAPPY? I'’M EXHAUSTED.
1357
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:55,135
I'’M EXHAUSTED,
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'’M HAPPY.
1358
01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:59,269
YOU'’RE REALLY HAPPY? I'’M
NOT SAYING I'’M REALLY HAPPY.
1359
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,795
BUT I'’M SAYING THAT I'’M TIRED,
YOU KNOW.
1360
01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,058
I'’M TIRED TOO.
1361
01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:08,540
IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT MAKES US
SO CONFUSED IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS?
1362
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,630
WELL, I THINK THAT IT'’S SEX BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW,
1363
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,067
LOVE IS EITHER
THERE OR IT'’S NOT.
1364
01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,244
AND I THINK SEX CAN
BE TRICKY SOMETIMES.
1365
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:21,944
IS IT LOVE OR SEX THAT
FUCKS US UP? BOTH.
1366
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:24,468
MAYBE IT'’S THE LOVE
OF SEX THAT FUCKS US UP.
1367
01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:26,906
- I DON'’T KNOW.
- I DON'’T KNOW. I'’M NOT SCREWED UP.
1368
01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:30,997
I THINK PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM MIXING UP THE
TWO TOGETHER AND MISTAKING ONE FOR THE OTHER.
1369
01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,782
- I DON'’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
- I DON'’T KNOW, YOU KNOW.
1370
01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:35,591
I'’M CATHOLIC, SO PROBABLY SEX.
1371
01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,833
HEY,
YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ HERE? HI.
1372
01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:43,313
HOW YOU DOIN'’? EH. HOW ARE YOU?
1373
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,446
I'’M GOOD, GOOD.
1374
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,188
WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE
?I HEARD IT WAS GOOD.
1375
01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:50,910
IT'’S GREAT. HE'’S
A TERRIFIC WRITER.
1376
01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,806
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
YOU SEEM KIND OF A LITTLE DOWN.
1377
01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:00,853
NO. NO,
I JUST HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND.
1378
01:17:00,877 --> 01:17:03,943
CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION? YEAH,
SURE.
1379
01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,902
YOU'’VE HAD A LONG-TERM GIRLFRIEND,
RIGHT? YEAH.
1380
01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:09,339
DID YOU EVER CHEAT ON HER?
1381
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:13,039
UM, NO. NOT REALLY.
1382
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:16,912
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT REALLY"?
EITHER YOU DID OR YOU DIDN'’T, RIGHT?
1383
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:20,679
WELL,
DEFINE... DEFINE "CHEATING."
1384
01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:24,659
HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE
OTHER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
1385
01:17:24,683 --> 01:17:28,576
YOU MEAN SEX,
LIKE IN PENETRATION?
1386
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:33,474
SO YOU MAY HAVE KISSED SOMEBODY, BUT YOU DIDN'’T
ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH THEM, OR INTERCOURSE?
1387
01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:38,281
UH, NO, WE DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE,
UM, INTERCOURSE.
1388
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:40,980
BUT WE DID KISS, SO...
1389
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:44,723
WELL, IN MY BOOK,
THAT IS CHEATING.
1390
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:49,336
LOOK, IN MY BOOK TOO. I'’M
SORRY IT EVER HAPPENED, BUT...
1391
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:53,601
WHY DID YOU DO IT? WERE YOU
NOT ATTRACTED TO HER ANYMORE?
1392
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:57,997
NO. I DON'’T THINK PEOPLE CHEAT BECAUSE
THEY'’RE NOT ATTRACTED TO SOMEBODY ANYMORE.
1393
01:17:58,021 --> 01:18:01,827
YOU CHEAT BECAUSE YOU'’RE NOT IN
LOVE ANYMORE. THAT'’S WHY YOU CHEAT.
1394
01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:04,699
I THINK MY HUSBAND
IS HAVING AN AFFAIR.
1395
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:07,397
JESUS.
1396
01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,530
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?
1397
01:18:09,554 --> 01:18:13,926
LITTLE THINGS.LITTLE
THINGS LIKE WHAT?
1398
01:18:13,950 --> 01:18:18,844
COMING HOME LATE. A SUSPICIOUS
WEEKEND MEETING OUT OF TOWN.
1399
01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:22,456
LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS
WHERE I HEAR HIM WHISPERING.
1400
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:26,963
ONE TIME HE CAME HOME, HE SMELLED LIKE
PERFUME. HE SAID IT WAS HIS NEW COLOGNE.
1401
01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:32,292
AND WHAT,
YOU ONLY THINK HE'’S HAVING AN AFFAIR?
1402
01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:36,035
I CONFRONTED HIM, AND HE DENIED
IT. BUT HE CAN BE VERY CONVINCING.
1403
01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:38,994
- SO ARE YOU EVEN HAPPY WITH THIS GUY?
- NO.
1404
01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:41,127
THEN WHY STAY WITH HIM?
1405
01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:44,913
EVEN IF HE WASN'’T CHEATING ON YOU,
WHY STAY IN AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE?
1406
01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:49,526
UM, I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
MY PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE WHEN I WAS A KID.
1407
01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:53,487
AND I NEVER FORGAVE THEM FOR
NOT TRYING HARDER TO STAY TOGETHER.
1408
01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:56,272
I JUST DIDN'’T WANNA BE LIKE THEM. I
DIDN'’T WANNA BE THAT KIND OF PERSON.
1409
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,710
I THINK YOU GOTTA
GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK.
1410
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:02,061
IT'’S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR
HUSBAND'’S A SCUMBAG.
1411
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:05,934
I'’M SORRY TO SAY THAT,
BUT IF HE'’S CHEATING ON YOU, HE IS.
1412
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,242
I'’M SURE THERE'’S THOUSANDS OF GUYS
WHO WOULD BE DYING TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
1413
01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,071
IF YOU DIVORCE THIS PRICK,
YOU CALL ME THAT DAY.
1414
01:19:12,095 --> 01:19:14,551
I'’LL JUMP ON A PLANE NO MATTER
WHERE I AM IN THE COUNTRY.
1415
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:17,250
I'’LL FLY BACK HERE. I'’LL
TAKE YOU OUT THAT NIGHT.
1416
01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,949
SO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO FROM AN
UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND TO A GUY WHO THINKS...
1417
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:24,213
THAT KISSING A GIRL OTHER THAN HIS
GIRLFRIEND IS NOTCONSIDERED CHEATING?
1418
01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:28,696
IT'’S NOT LIKE I'’M SITTING HERE DEFENDING THOSE
ACTIONS. I KNOW THAT WAS A SCUMBAG THING TO DO.
1419
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,829
WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN
? I KNOW I WOULDN'’T.
1420
01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:34,658
'’CAUSE I FELT LOUSY WHEN IT HAPPENED.
I WAS JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
1421
01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:39,968
WELL, YOU KNOW, IN MY BOOK,
EVEN TALKING LIKE THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
1422
01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,405
SO, I SHOULD GET GOING.
1423
01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,974
ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND.THANK
YOU FOR LISTENING, THOUGH.
1424
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:50,718
I'’LL SEE YOU, YOU KNOW,
NEXT TIME WE GET AN APARTMENT TO LOOK AT.
1425
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,851
BYE.
1426
01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,418
SOMETIMES I THINK
I'’M REALLY A PRISS.
1427
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:58,595
MY FRIENDS, THEY DON'’T THINK
CHEATING IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.
1428
01:19:58,619 --> 01:20:01,816
MAYBE I'’M TOO UPTIGHT
IN MY VIEWS. BUT THEN,
1429
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,429
I THINK THESE PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE
THAT DECEITFUL TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS.
1430
01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,257
PEOPLE CHEAT
'’CAUSE THEY'’RE AFRAID.
1431
01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:11,826
THE WORLD IS RUN BY FEAR,
MY FRIEND. FEAR.
1432
01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:15,264
EVERYBODY OUT HERE, THEY'’RE AFRAID.
THAT GUY'’S AFRAID. YOU'’RE AFRAID.
1433
01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:18,790
I'’M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
THAT MY DAD TOLD ME...
1434
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:24,186
AFTER I GOT DIVORCED FROM MY FIRST WIFE,
WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
1435
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:27,799
HE SAID, "SHOW ME A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN, AND I'’LL
SHOW YOU A GUY WHO'’S TIRED OF FUCKING HER."
1436
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,454
MEN AND WOMEN ARE VERY
DIFFERENT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.
1437
01:20:31,478 --> 01:20:37,330
UH, MEN SEEM TO THINK THAT IT'’S AN
IMPOSSIBILITY TO BE WITH ONE PERSON.
1438
01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,636
PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'’RE PIGS.
1439
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:44,032
SO THIS IS A MARRIED GIRL
YOU'’RE TALKING ABOUT? YEAH, YEAH.
1440
01:20:44,056 --> 01:20:47,819
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FOOL AROUND
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I DON'’T KNOW.
1441
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,822
'’CAUSE I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.OH,
YOU GOT A GOOD FEELING.
1442
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,390
OH, BOY, OH, BOY. I GET A GOOD
FEELING ABOUT ALMOST EVERY GIRL I SEE.
1443
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:57,132
IT'’S DIFFERENT. THERE'’S
SOMETHING KIND OF SAD ABOUT HER.
1444
01:20:57,156 --> 01:21:00,832
- IT'’S LIKE THIS WOUNDED BIRD YOU WANNA TAKE CARE OF.
- REALLY, IS THAT RIGHT?
1445
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,879
WELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU TO BE TAKING CARE OF ANYBODY?
1446
01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:07,795
IF I'’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU'’RE THE GUY
THAT'’S STILL LIVING IN MY APARTMENT...
1447
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,537
AND YOU'’RE IN NO POSITION
TO TAKE CARE OF SOMEBODY.
1448
01:21:10,561 --> 01:21:15,629
TOMMY, YOU'’RE NOT A SAVIOR, OKAY? AND I'’M
SURE THIS CHICK DON'’T NEED OR WANT YOUR SAVING.
1449
01:21:15,653 --> 01:21:18,588
BUT IT'’S LIKE... LOOK, I MEAN,
IT'’S NOT LIKE I WAS HITTING ON HER.
1450
01:21:18,612 --> 01:21:22,070
I DON'’T KNOW. I WAS TALKING TO
HER. IT FELT GOOD. SO, WHAT, I JUST...
1451
01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:26,161
I WANT YOU TO TRUST ME ON SOMETHING.
I'’M GONNA SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE HERE.
1452
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:30,296
I AM AS BIG A DOG AS THERE IS,
OKAY?
1453
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:33,821
BUT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO
FOOL AROUND WITH MARRIED WOMEN.
1454
01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,910
IT'’S BAD KARMA, KID.
1455
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:39,348
WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL, UH, MARIA?
1456
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,655
MARIA, THE SCHOOLTEACHER? YEAH.
1457
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:46,094
I TOOK HER ON A COUPLE OF DATES. SHE NEVER
CALLED ME BACK. TOTALLY GAVE ME THE BRUSH.
1458
01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:51,970
TOMMY, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU,
OKAY? I WANNA SPEAK TO YOU LIKE A SON.
1459
01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:55,887
CHICKS DON'’T BRUSH GUYS OFF.
1460
01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:59,523
GUYS BRUSH CHICKS OFF,
OKAY? THAT'’S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
1461
01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,646
WOW. HI.HOW YOU BEEN?
1462
01:22:16,670 --> 01:22:19,911
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU KNOW,
I'’VE BEEN BETTER.
1463
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:23,871
AND I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF
TIMES. I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU.
1464
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,569
I'’VE BEEN MEANING TO
CALL YOU BACK.YEAH?
1465
01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:29,248
WHAT,
YOU JUST NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT?
1466
01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:34,882
UM... DON'’T... SERIOUSLY,
DON'’T SWEAT IT AT ALL. IT'’S COOL.
1467
01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,232
NO, BUT I REALLY... I REALLY...
1468
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:39,931
I WANTED TO
APOLOGIZE. I'’M SORRY.
1469
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,324
REALLY,
IT'’S... YOU KNOW. IT'’S COOL.
1470
01:22:42,348 --> 01:22:45,937
I GET IT, YOU KNOW. I'’LL, UH...
1471
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,180
I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.
1472
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:57,557
LOOK,
DID I... DID I SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW?
1473
01:22:57,581 --> 01:23:01,169
I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD TIME
THAT NIGHT. AND THEN IN THE MORNING...
1474
01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:04,781
YOU'’RE LIKE RUSHING OFF SAYING YOU
HAD TO GO TO THE ZOO OR SOMETHING.
1475
01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,393
WHAT HAPPENED?
1476
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,831
NOTHING. I JUST... DID WE
NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME?
1477
01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:15,009
NO, I HAD A GREAT TIME. IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU. IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT.
1478
01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:18,839
I GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. I'’D
REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU CALLED ME AGAIN.
1479
01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,407
ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN... YEAH.
1480
01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:23,278
IT'’S NOT JUST '’CAUSE
YOU RAN INTO ME?
1481
01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:26,455
I WON'’T GET THE MACHINE? NO.
1482
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:28,980
UNLESS I'’M NOT HOME.
1483
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:30,962
CAN'’T PROMISE I'’LL BE HOME.
1484
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:34,966
LOOK, REALLY, I JUST... I'’M...
1485
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,207
ALL RIGHT.
1486
01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,993
I'’LL CALL THEN. I'’LL
CALL YOU NEXT WEEK.
1487
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:46,823
BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU BETTER... I WILL.
1488
01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,936
DON'’T PLAY WITH ME,
YOU KNOW.I WON'’T.
1489
01:23:59,338 --> 01:24:02,013
SO?
1490
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,998
I DON'’T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE I
SHOULD GET A SECOND OPINION.
1491
01:24:08,956 --> 01:24:12,371
WELL, MARIA, I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD
NEWS AND SOME MORE GOOD NEWS.
1492
01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:17,071
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR
FIRST? GUESS I'’LL PICK THE GOOD NEWS.
1493
01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:21,032
YOUR AIDS TEST IS
NEGATIVE. THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
1494
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:23,232
AND THE OTHER GOOD
NEWS? YOU'’RE PREGNANT.
1495
01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,460
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE,
GRIFFIN?
1496
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:02,029
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,
1497
01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,075
AND I'’M WILLING TO LEAVE
ANNIE IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES.
1498
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,426
I DON'’T WANT TO BREAK UP YOUR MARRIAGE,
OKAY?
1499
01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:10,168
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT'’S
WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED.
1500
01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,561
YOU THOUGHT THAT I WANTED THAT?
1501
01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:16,130
I NEVER FUCKING WANTED
THAT! I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU.
1502
01:25:16,154 --> 01:25:19,655
ONLY REASON YOU'’RE OUTSIDE OF MY APARTMENT
AND YOU'’RE HERE TELLING ME THIS NOW...
1503
01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:22,093
IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'’T HAVE ME.NO,
THAT'’S NOT TRUE.
1504
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,183
YEAH, IT IS.I AM HERE BECAUSE I
LOVE YOU... BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1505
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,296
COME HERE.GET
THE FUCK OFF OF ME.
1506
01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,691
WILL YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT?
1507
01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,913
WILL YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT?
1508
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:49,163
IT'’S MARIA. PLEASE LEAVE A
MESSAGE AND I'’LL CALL YOU BACK.
1509
01:25:49,187 --> 01:25:52,906
HEY, MARIA, HOW YOU DOING? IT'’S TOMMY. I
KNOW I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY.
1510
01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:57,171
FIGURED I'’D TRY ONE MORE TIME. I THOUGHT AT
THE VIDEO STORE YOU WANTED TO GET TOGETHER,
1511
01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,131
BUT, UH, MAYBE I WAS MISTAKEN.
1512
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,394
SO, LOOK, ALL RIGHT. UM,
I'’LL BE GOOD...
1513
01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,092
AND I'’LL SEE YOU
AROUND... WHENEVER.
1514
01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:07,553
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.
1515
01:26:08,902 --> 01:26:11,340
YOU'’RE SO SWEET. I
LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1516
01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,148
EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE YOURS?
1517
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:21,152
THOSE? YEAH, THESE DISGUSTING
THINGS WITH THE SPOTS ON IT.
1518
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,222
WHO ARE... ARE YOU THE
PROUD OWNER OF THESE?
1519
01:26:25,963 --> 01:26:28,855
YES AND NO. THEY...
1520
01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:31,553
THEY WERE GRIFFIN'’S.I'’M
GONNA VOMIT.
1521
01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,512
ARE YOU KIDDING? NO,
I'’M NOT KIDDING.
1522
01:26:33,536 --> 01:26:36,297
I THINK IF THIS RELATIONSHIP
HAS ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVING,
1523
01:26:36,321 --> 01:26:38,758
WE SHOULD CONSIDER
BURNING THESE IMMEDIATELY.
1524
01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:43,783
WHAT'’S WRONG? NOTHING.
1525
01:26:43,807 --> 01:26:46,525
LISTEN, SWEETIE, IF THERE'’S SOMETHING
WRONG, YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME.
1526
01:26:46,549 --> 01:26:50,814
NOTHING'’S WRONG. I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT? COME ON.
1527
01:26:57,386 --> 01:26:59,494
YOU DON'’T THINK I CAN TELL? I TOLD YOU,
IT'’S NOTHING.
1528
01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:03,498
IT'’S NOT NOTHING. JUST TALK TO ME,
OKAY? WE TALKED FINE BEFORE.
1529
01:27:03,522 --> 01:27:05,848
CAN WE HAVE SILENCE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
1530
01:27:05,872 --> 01:27:09,330
WE'’VE HAD SILENCE FOR THE PAST FUCKIN'’
TEN MINUTES! WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK?
1531
01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:11,332
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT'’S
WRONG WITH ME!
1532
01:27:11,356 --> 01:27:15,858
WHY ARE YOU CRYING? CALM DOWN
FIRST OF ALL.I DON'’T WANNA CALM DOWN.
1533
01:27:15,882 --> 01:27:18,818
JUST TALK TO ME. COME
ON. I CAN UNDERSTAND.
1534
01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:21,516
BENNY, I JUST NEED A LITTLE
BIT OF SPACE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
1535
01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,215
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SPACE"?
1536
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,870
IT'’S ALL OF THIS. IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH TOO
QUICKLY, AND I DON'’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.
1537
01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:30,569
YOU BREAKING UP
WITH ME? IS THAT IT?
1538
01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:36,314
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? ONE SECOND
YOU LIKE ME AND THE NEXT SECOND YOU DON'’T.
1539
01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:40,143
I'’M SORRY, BENNY.YOU CAN'’T
PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
1540
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:43,973
WHAT IS IT? IT'’S THIS DENTIST. YOU
WANNA GO BACK TO HIM. YOU'’RE FUCKING...
1541
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,107
HE'’S YOUR MAN,
RIGHT? I'’M SORRY I STEPPED IN BETWEEN.
1542
01:27:47,131 --> 01:27:50,066
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
ME THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
1543
01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:53,592
GIVE ME THE BAG, PLEASE.YOU'’RE
BEING SO STUPID. YOU'’RE BEING SO STUPID.
1544
01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,160
BENNY, PLEASE GIVE ME THE BAG.DON'’T YOU
SEE HOW GREAT THIS IS? HERE. TAKE THE BAG.
1545
01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:00,120
DON'’T YOU SEE HOW GREAT THIS
IS? WHERE YOU RUNNING? YES!
1546
01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:03,166
DON'’T RUN AWAY FROM ME. ASHLEY.
1547
01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:05,908
SWEETIE.
1548
01:28:05,932 --> 01:28:09,260
YOU DON'’T WANNA TALK TO ME
NOW? YOU'’RE GONNA RUN HOME?
1549
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,025
BENNY, PLEASE GO HOME,
OKAY? I'’M GOING HOME.
1550
01:28:16,856 --> 01:28:20,923
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’M DOING WRONG.
I'’M A NICE JEWISH KID FROM BROOKLYN.
1551
01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:25,276
THESE KIND OF THINGS SHOULDN'’T BE HAPPENING
TO ME. IT SHOULDN'’T BE THIS HARD FOR ME.
1552
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,322
BUT, UH, THAT'’S LIFE.
1553
01:28:28,346 --> 01:28:31,499
ONE SECOND WE'’RE HAVING SUCH A
GOOD TIME. WE'’RE FALLING IN LOVE.
1554
01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,937
THEN THE NEXT SECOND, OUT OF THE BLUE,
SHE DROPS THIS SHIT ON ME.
1555
01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:38,898
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT
WOMEN, STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH MYSELF.
1556
01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:40,900
YOU TOLD HER YOU
LOVED HER? YEAH. SO?
1557
01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,555
SO? SO, WHAT ARE YOU,
A FUCKING RETARD?
1558
01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,035
JESUS,
THAT'’S WHY SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS.
1559
01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:51,040
SHE WAS JUST LOOKING TO FUCK AND YOU GOTTA THROW
THE "LOVE" AT HER. SCREW THE WHOLE THING UP.
1560
01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:52,955
I'’M NOT A RETARD,
ALL RIGHT? WHATEVER.
1561
01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:55,218
AND I DO LOVE HER,
MAN. I LOVE HER, MAN.
1562
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,463
YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN YOU GONNA START
THINKING ROCK STAR AND ACTING ROCK STAR?
1563
01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:41,352
HOLD ON.WHAT?
1564
01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:45,181
LET'’S JUST TAKE IT SLOW,
OKAY? I WANT YOU.
1565
01:29:45,205 --> 01:29:47,619
DON'’T YOU WANNA
TALK? LET'’S TALK.
1566
01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:51,318
NO. YEAH, I MEAN... BUT I ONLY
HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, SO...
1567
01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:53,799
BUT WE CAN TALK...
1568
01:29:53,823 --> 01:29:57,411
WHAT? YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, GRIFF.
1569
01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:00,501
YES, I DO.NO, YOU DON'’T.
1570
01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:04,113
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
?YOU DON'’T LOVE ANYBODY.
1571
01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:06,812
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I DON'’T? YOU USE PEOPLE.
1572
01:30:06,836 --> 01:30:09,031
YOU USED ME. YOU USED YOUR WIFE.
1573
01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:11,773
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I "USE PEOPLE"? YOU USE EVERYBODY.
1574
01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:15,298
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'’S THE WAY THE
WORLD WORKS. PEOPLE USE EACH OTHER, OKAY?
1575
01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:18,084
THEY TAKE FROM EACH OTHER WHAT
THEY NEED TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
1576
01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,696
YOU USE ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
I USE YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
1577
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,830
SOMETIMES YOU'’VE GOTTA
GIVE BACK A LITTLE BIT.
1578
01:30:24,854 --> 01:30:27,049
I DON'’T GIVE BACK AT
ALL? I'’M NOT SAYING...
1579
01:30:27,073 --> 01:30:30,488
I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU. I TOLD
YOU THAT I'’D LEAVE MY WIFE FOR YOU.
1580
01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:34,535
I SENT YOU FLOWERS LAST WEEK. WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I REMEMBER.
1581
01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:37,059
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME HERE.I GOTTA GO.
1582
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:40,062
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS THE
SAME OLD SHIT AND I'’M SICK OF IT.
1583
01:30:40,086 --> 01:30:42,848
YOU'’RE SICK OF WHAT? WHAT
EXACTLY ARE YOU SICK OF?
1584
01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:46,242
WHY IS IT THE SAME OLD SHIT? I TOLD
YOU THINGS WERE GONNA CHANGE.
1585
01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:50,116
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IS THIS ABOUT
WHAT'’S HIS NAME, YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND?
1586
01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:53,728
HIS NAME IS BEN.OKAY,
BEN. WELL, IS THIS... FUCK BEN!
1587
01:30:53,752 --> 01:30:57,471
FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU TOO!
1588
01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,889
WAIT A MINUTE. COME HERE.
1589
01:31:05,024 --> 01:31:06,983
UNBELIEVABLE.
1590
01:31:10,856 --> 01:31:15,054
HILARY AND I HAVE SOMETHING
WE'’D LIKE TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU.
1591
01:31:15,078 --> 01:31:18,405
FIRSTLY, WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR
THE WAY WE'’VE BEHAVED THE PAST MONTHS.
1592
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:22,714
YEAH. YOU BOTH KNOW OUR
RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A MESS,
1593
01:31:22,738 --> 01:31:25,064
AND THAT WE'’VE EACH
SCREWED UP PRETTY BADLY.
1594
01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:28,676
AND... I KNOW YOU KNOW
WHAT I'’M TALKING ABOUT.
1595
01:31:28,700 --> 01:31:33,159
BUT WE'’VE DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW,
GO TO THERAPY AND SAVE OUR MARRIAGE.
1596
01:31:33,183 --> 01:31:36,075
AND EVERYTHING'’S BETTER,
MUCH BETTER NOW.
1597
01:31:36,099 --> 01:31:38,120
WE'’RE WORKING ON MY VOID.
1598
01:31:38,144 --> 01:31:41,907
YEAH, YEAH. HARRY'’S GONNA
SELL THE PROPERTY UPSTATE...
1599
01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,127
AND THE LOGS AND
THE POWER TOOLS.
1600
01:31:45,151 --> 01:31:50,089
AND HILARY'’S GETTING A NEW GYNECOLOGIST...
ONE SHE PROMISES NOT TO FORNICATE WITH.
1601
01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:54,639
AND THAT'’S ABOUT IT.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1602
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,924
OH, YOU KNOW, WE'’RE DOING GOOD.
1603
01:31:58,948 --> 01:32:01,994
RIGHT? I MEAN...
1604
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:16,202
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT? ABOUT WHAT?
1605
01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:20,162
ABOUT DOING WHAT HARRY AND HILARY
DID... GOING TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR?
1606
01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:24,123
YOU THINK I'’M A FUCKING MORON? HOW
LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME?
1607
01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:27,909
WAIT. HONEY,
WAIT. LOOK, I LOVE YOU...
1608
01:32:27,933 --> 01:32:31,347
NO, YOU DON'’T LOVE ME, BECAUSE LOVE MEANS
RESPECTING SOMEONE AND CARING ABOUT THEM!
1609
01:32:31,371 --> 01:32:34,612
IT DOESN'’T MEAN SNEAKING AROUND
AND FUCKING SOME SLUT! WAIT A MINUTE...
1610
01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:38,398
SHUT UP, OKAY? I WANT SOMEONE WHO'’S GONNA
LOVE ME AND WHEN I LOOK IN THEIR EYES...
1611
01:32:38,422 --> 01:32:41,270
I CAN SEE THEY THINK I'’M GREAT
AND WHO'’LL MAKE ME FEEL BEAUTIFUL...
1612
01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:44,535
AND WHO WILL WANNA HOLD ME WHEN THEY
GET HOME FROM WORK THE WAY YOU USED TO.
1613
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:48,451
BUT NOT NOW WHEN YOU THINK THAT I'’M A
NUISANCE IF I WANT TO MAKE LOVE OR EVEN TALK.
1614
01:32:48,475 --> 01:32:52,151
I'’M FUCKING TIRED OF IT. I KNOW YOU'’RE
HAVING AN AFFAIR OR AFFAIRS OR WHATEVER!
1615
01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:55,700
BUT IT'’S OVER AND
I WANT A DIVORCE.
1616
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,747
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
1617
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:09,148
AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,
NO, I WOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS BIG.
1618
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,435
I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT,
BUT I WENT WITH IT.
1619
01:33:15,459 --> 01:33:19,482
I JUST SAID WHAT THE HELL, AND I SAID IT AND
I'’VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1620
01:33:19,506 --> 01:33:22,921
I DIDN'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO,
BUT I JUST FELT RELIEF,
1621
01:33:22,945 --> 01:33:27,621
LIKE THIS HUGE WEIGHT WAS LIFTED
OFF MY SHOULDERS... I FELT SO GOOD.
1622
01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:32,278
YOU'’RE LOOKING FOR TOMMY? SURE,
COME ON IN. YEAH.
1623
01:33:32,302 --> 01:33:35,629
IS HE HERE? WELL, YOU SEE,
1624
01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:38,371
TOMMY DID LIVE HERE,
BUT HE DOESN'’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
1625
01:33:38,395 --> 01:33:41,809
HE MOVED OUT ABOUT A
WEEK AGO. YOU MUST BE MARIA.
1626
01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:46,205
YEAH. YEAH. YOU,
UM... YOU MUST BE...
1627
01:33:46,229 --> 01:33:50,252
THE MAN WHO TAUGHT
HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
1628
01:33:50,276 --> 01:33:54,909
UM, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT
TO TELL HIM. DO YOU HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS?
1629
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:57,216
YEAH, SURE,
I DO HAVE HIS NEW ADDRESS.
1630
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,046
BUT, UH,
CAN I OFFER YOU A DRINK?
1631
01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:03,526
NO, THANK YOU. I REALLY... I...
1632
01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,268
DOES HE LIVE AROUND HERE?
1633
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:10,403
YOU HUNGRY OR WANT TO LISTEN TO
SOME MONTOVANI OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
1634
01:34:10,427 --> 01:34:13,362
NO,
THANK YOU. THE ADDRESS WOULD BE FINE.
1635
01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:17,018
OKAY,
ALL RIGHT. I'’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS.
1636
01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:21,675
BUT, UH,
IF IT DOESN'’T WORK OUT WITH THE KID,
1637
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:24,243
WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
1638
01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:28,682
YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK
YOURSELF ONE SIMPLE QUESTION:
1639
01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:32,599
DO YOU WANT TO SIT UP ON
THE PORCH WITH THE PUP...
1640
01:34:32,623 --> 01:34:35,408
OR DO YOU WANNA RUN IN
THE YARD WITH THE BIG DOG?
1641
01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:41,913
THE ADDRESS,
PLEASE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
1642
01:34:41,937 --> 01:34:43,915
YOU GOT IT.
1643
01:34:43,939 --> 01:34:47,222
CARPO.YOU GOT IT.
1644
01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:49,248
CARPO.
1645
01:35:12,097 --> 01:35:15,231
HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1646
01:35:16,406 --> 01:35:19,690
UM,
I GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM CARPO.
1647
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,301
I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1648
01:35:22,325 --> 01:35:25,696
REGARDING WHAT?
1649
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,678
US, I GUESS.
1650
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:32,354
LOOK,
I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
1651
01:35:32,378 --> 01:35:37,316
I MEAN, I CAN'’T SAY THAT I'’M
REALLY SO INTERESTED ANYMORE.
1652
01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:39,361
YOU KNOW. I MEAN, IT'’S JUST...
1653
01:35:39,385 --> 01:35:42,495
AFTER I SAW YOU AT THE VIDEO
STORE AND YOU ASKED ME TO CALL YOU,
1654
01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:47,152
I CALLED YOU A BUNCH OF TIMES AND I
NEVER HEARD BACK FROM YOU... AGAIN.
1655
01:35:47,176 --> 01:35:50,546
YEAH, I WANTED TO...
1656
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,485
I DON'’T KNOW,
APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
1657
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:57,752
I'’M SORRY FOR NOT CALLING YOU BACK.LOOK,
I'’M SORRY TOO.
1658
01:35:59,492 --> 01:36:03,298
SO, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT
THAT YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO ME?
1659
01:36:03,322 --> 01:36:05,779
I-I... WOW.
1660
01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:09,391
I JUST... I WANTED TO
TELL YOU THAT I'’M LEAVING.
1661
01:36:09,415 --> 01:36:13,569
UM,
I GOT THIS OUT-OF-TOWN JOB TEACHING.
1662
01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:15,876
IT'’S GREAT.
1663
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,619
SO,
I'’M-I'’M-I'’M LEAVING. I'’M MOVING.
1664
01:36:19,643 --> 01:36:22,317
THAT'’S IT.
1665
01:36:22,341 --> 01:36:24,493
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1666
01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,757
I GUESS, GOOD LUCK.
1667
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:28,695
YEAH.
1668
01:36:30,306 --> 01:36:33,111
THANK YOU.I'’LL SEE YOU AROUND.
1669
01:36:33,135 --> 01:36:36,355
YEAH.OR... MAYBE NOT, RIGHT?
1670
01:36:38,140 --> 01:36:40,011
OKAY.GOOD LUCK.
1671
01:36:46,888 --> 01:36:48,866
OH.
1672
01:36:48,890 --> 01:36:51,066
TOMMY, UM,
1673
01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:57,396
I JUST REALIZED I DON'’T EVEN
KNOW YOUR LAST NAME, SO...
1674
01:36:57,420 --> 01:37:00,703
IT'’S REILLY. WHAT
ABOUT YOU? REILLY.
1675
01:37:00,727 --> 01:37:02,817
UM, TEDESCO.
1676
01:37:04,906 --> 01:37:08,450
WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN
THAT OUT OF THE WAY A LITTLE EARLIER, HUH?
1677
01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:10,801
YEAH.
1678
01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:13,175
GOOD LUCK. YEAH, YOU TOO.
1679
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:20,051
TAKE CARE.
1680
01:37:22,488 --> 01:37:25,467
SO WHY DIDN'’T YOU TELL TOMMY
YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY?
1681
01:37:25,491 --> 01:37:28,470
I SHOWED UP AT HIS DOOR. I
WAS GONNA RING THE BUZZER...
1682
01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:32,953
AND GO UP THERE AND,
YOU KNOW, TELL HIM.
1683
01:37:32,977 --> 01:37:35,869
THEN I REALIZED THAT I
DIDN'’T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.
1684
01:37:35,893 --> 01:37:37,566
I DIDN'’T KNOW WHAT
BUZZER TO PRESS.
1685
01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:40,482
REALITY IS THAT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
1686
01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:43,398
IT WENT A LITTLE AWRY. I GOT
PREGNANT. BUT THAT DOESN'’T MEAN THAT...
1687
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,531
WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
1688
01:37:45,555 --> 01:37:49,230
I GOTTA ADMIT, IT WAS WEIRD WHEN SHE
SHOWED UP AT MY APARTMENT TO TELL ME...
1689
01:37:49,254 --> 01:37:51,319
SHE WAS MOVING OUT OF TOWN.
1690
01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:53,669
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT
THAT WAS ABOUT.
1691
01:37:53,693 --> 01:37:55,671
WHAT'’S WITH YOU?
- WHAT'’S WITH YOU?
1692
01:37:55,695 --> 01:37:58,873
I'’M TIRED OF LOOKING
AT YOUR SOUR PUSS.
1693
01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:04,550
WHAT'’S MY HOROSCOPE
SAY FOR TODAY?
1694
01:38:04,574 --> 01:38:08,597
"TODAY WOULD BE A GOOD DAY TO GET UP
OFF YOUR ASS AND ADMIT YOU'’RE A COWARD...
1695
01:38:08,621 --> 01:38:12,582
AND MAKE UP WITH THE SPECIAL
SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY."
1696
01:38:13,931 --> 01:38:17,804
DOES IT REALLY SAY
THAT? DOES IT MATTER?
1697
01:38:32,210 --> 01:38:34,928
HI.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1698
01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:38,149
DO YOU HATE ME? NO. NO,
JUST THE OPPOSITE.
1699
01:38:38,173 --> 01:38:41,500
DO YOU HATE ME? NO,
I DON'’T HATE YOU.
1700
01:38:41,524 --> 01:38:43,937
DO YOU... DO YOU LOVE ME? YES.
1701
01:38:43,961 --> 01:38:46,940
'’CAUSE EVERY NIGHT I'’M
CRYING. I CAN'’T EAT.I'’M SORRY.
1702
01:38:46,964 --> 01:38:49,488
NO.YOU GOTTA EAT.
1703
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:57,298
I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?
1704
01:38:57,322 --> 01:39:01,041
YOU KNOW, YOU PAID FOR AN HOUR.
1705
01:39:01,065 --> 01:39:04,958
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT ME TO DO?
1706
01:39:04,982 --> 01:39:07,961
YEAH. WOULD YOU
MIND DOING THE DISHES?
1707
01:39:07,985 --> 01:39:11,051
FUCK YOU.NO,
WAIT. I'’M ONLY KIDDING. COME HERE.
1708
01:39:11,075 --> 01:39:13,097
I'’M ONLY KIDDING.
1709
01:39:13,121 --> 01:39:16,951
YOU WANNA STAY AND
TALK FOR A LITTLE BIT OR...
1710
01:39:19,475 --> 01:39:21,956
NO. IT'’S OKAY.
1711
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:31,550
JUST CALL HIM UP
AND ASK HIM OUT.
1712
01:39:31,574 --> 01:39:34,379
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST WAIT
UNTIL I SHOW HIM AN APARTMENT.
1713
01:39:34,403 --> 01:39:36,598
WHY WOULD YOU WAIT
? WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER?
1714
01:39:36,622 --> 01:39:39,950
I'’M NOT GONNA CALL HIM NOW.OH,
YES, YOU ARE. WHAT'’S HIS NUMBER?
1715
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,126
YOU ARE NOT GONNA CALL HIM.
1716
01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:46,304
GIVE ME THE NUMBER.
1717
01:39:46,328 --> 01:39:49,853
IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CALL HIM,
I'’LL CALL HIM.DO IT.
1718
01:39:59,558 --> 01:40:04,148
THOMAS REILLY.
1719
01:40:04,172 --> 01:40:05,932
HI, IT'’S ANNIE.ANNIE, UM...
1720
01:40:05,956 --> 01:40:09,457
ANNIE WHO? ANNIE MATTHEWS
FROM THE REAL ESTATE OFFICE.
1721
01:40:09,481 --> 01:40:12,895
OH, YEAH. HEY,
HOW YOU DOING? GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
1722
01:40:12,919 --> 01:40:15,942
I'’M GOOD. LOOK,
I MEANT TO CALL YOU LAST WEEK.
1723
01:40:15,966 --> 01:40:18,640
BECAUSE I FOUND AN APARTMENT
THROUGH A BUDDY OF MINE.
1724
01:40:18,664 --> 01:40:21,450
SO I'’M NOT GONNA NEED TO
LOOK AT ANYMORE SPACES.
1725
01:40:22,712 --> 01:40:24,888
OH, OKAY.
1726
01:40:29,849 --> 01:40:32,002
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, WHAT'’S UP?
1727
01:40:32,026 --> 01:40:35,029
WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING...
1728
01:40:37,248 --> 01:40:40,793
I HAVE THIS REALLY GREAT APARTMENT
THAT I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW YOU.
1729
01:40:40,817 --> 01:40:45,474
BUT IF YOU ALREADY FOUND A PLACE,
THAT'’S OKAY. I'’LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
1730
01:40:46,910 --> 01:40:49,758
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1731
01:40:49,782 --> 01:40:52,544
I JUST DIDN'’T FEEL
RIGHT ABOUT IT.
1732
01:40:52,568 --> 01:40:56,287
YOU'’RE SUCH A WIMP.
I'’M GONNA CALL HIM.
1733
01:40:56,311 --> 01:40:59,507
NO, DON'’T CALL HIM! I'’LL CALL HIM LATER,
I PROMISE.
1734
01:40:59,531 --> 01:41:02,858
THOMAS REILLY.
1735
01:41:02,882 --> 01:41:07,167
IT'’S ANNIE AGAIN. THE REAL
REASON I WAS CALLING IS, UM,
1736
01:41:07,191 --> 01:41:12,259
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD, LIKE,
GO TO DINNER WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
1737
01:41:12,283 --> 01:41:15,610
WHAT,
UH... WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HUSBAND?
1738
01:41:15,634 --> 01:41:17,656
ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM? NO.
1739
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:21,007
HE WAS AN ASSHOLE.
AND HE HAS A SMALL DICK.
1740
01:41:21,031 --> 01:41:24,097
UM...
1741
01:41:24,121 --> 01:41:26,926
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
IN THAT CASE, YEAH.
1742
01:41:26,950 --> 01:41:29,755
I'’D LOVE TO GO OUT TO DINNER.OKAY,
GREAT.
1743
01:41:29,779 --> 01:41:33,759
I'’LL CALL YOU FRIDAY. GOTTA GO. CALL
HIM FRIDAY. THE DATE'’S ON SATURDAY.
1744
01:41:33,783 --> 01:41:35,350
YEAH!
1745
01:41:43,445 --> 01:41:47,120
AFTER YOU GET DIVORCED,
IT'’S LIKE YOU NEVER THINK...
1746
01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,601
YOU'’LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.
1747
01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,907
YOU NEVER THINK YOU'’LL
FIND THIS KIND OF LOVE.
1748
01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:55,998
NOW, I LOOK BACK ON MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH GRIFFIN,
1749
01:41:56,022 --> 01:41:59,176
AND NOW I REALIZE THAT DEFINITELY
THAT I WAS IN A BAD PLACE AT THE TIME.
1750
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,308
VERY BAD.VERY BAD.
1751
01:42:01,332 --> 01:42:03,615
BUT IF I DIDN'’T GO THROUGH THAT,
I MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR THIS.
1752
01:42:03,639 --> 01:42:08,185
THERE ARE NO WRONG CHOICES. AS LONG
AS YOU HAVE THE FAITH TO MAKE A CHOICE,
1753
01:42:08,209 --> 01:42:12,232
THEN IT'’S GOTTA BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
NO MATTER WHERE IT LEADS YOU.
1754
01:42:12,256 --> 01:42:15,061
I CHOSE WISELY,
I THINK.I THINK SO TOO.
1755
01:42:15,085 --> 01:42:17,933
IS THAT ALL YOU NEED? IS
THAT GOOD? IS THAT OKAY?
1756
01:42:17,957 --> 01:42:20,849
WELL,
AFTER I GOT OVER THE INITIAL SHOCK,
1757
01:42:20,873 --> 01:42:23,722
I KNEW I WANTED THIS BABY.
1758
01:42:23,746 --> 01:42:27,465
EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME I SHOULDN'’T DO IT,
BUT I'’M TIRED OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSE.
1759
01:42:27,489 --> 01:42:30,946
I DID THE MARRIAGE THING. I'’M NOT
GONNA WAIT AROUND FOR SOMEONE.
1760
01:42:30,970 --> 01:42:33,166
I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE.
1761
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,647
SO,
IT WASN'’T MUCH OF A DECISION.
1762
01:42:35,671 --> 01:42:38,650
WHAT? WHAT ELSE
DO YOU WANNA KNOW?
1763
01:42:38,674 --> 01:42:41,783
HUH? IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW?
1764
01:42:41,807 --> 01:42:46,614
WHAT I DON'’T LIKE ABOUT LOVE OR SEX AGAIN
? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW? FORGET IT.
1765
01:42:46,638 --> 01:42:49,182
I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE THE
KIND OF PERSON TO GET DIVORCED.
1766
01:42:49,206 --> 01:42:53,099
I GREW UP WITH THESE IDEAS OF LOVE
EVERLASTING, BUT I GUESS THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
1767
01:42:53,123 --> 01:42:56,711
AND I JUST FEEL... I
FEEL EXCITED ABOUT...
1768
01:42:56,735 --> 01:42:59,714
GETTING ON WITH
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
1769
01:42:59,738 --> 01:43:03,718
I FEEL HOPEFUL. I FEEL
RELIEVED... VERY RELIEVED.
1770
01:43:03,742 --> 01:43:08,114
I WAS REALLY SICK OF HIM,
REALLY. NO, I'’M JUST...
1771
01:43:08,138 --> 01:43:10,116
I DON'’T KNOW.
1772
01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:13,467
I DON'’T THINK ANYBODY HAS ANY
OF THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THIS.
1773
01:43:13,491 --> 01:43:15,730
I MEAN, SEX AND LOVE,
IT'’S ALL SO COMPLEX.
1774
01:43:15,754 --> 01:43:19,430
IF WE HAD ANSWERS, ALL OF US WOULD BE IN
THESE GREAT, SOLID, HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS.
1775
01:43:19,454 --> 01:43:21,780
BUT SO FEW OF US ARE.
1776
01:43:21,804 --> 01:43:25,784
WE'’RE ALL SEARCHIN'’ FOR THAT THING
AND WE HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE FINDIN'’ IT,
1777
01:43:25,808 --> 01:43:28,985
BUT, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THAT'’S
PART OF THE FUN OF THE WHOLE THING.
1778
01:43:36,862 --> 01:43:40,538
♪ I NEED YOUR UNDERSTANDING
I NEED YOUR LOVE ♪
1779
01:43:40,562 --> 01:43:42,433
♪ SO MUCH ♪
1780
01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:47,762
♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪
1781
01:43:47,786 --> 01:43:50,330
♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪
1782
01:43:50,354 --> 01:43:52,289
♪ BABY ♪ ♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪
1783
01:43:52,313 --> 01:43:55,901
♪ ON THE PHONE LONG,
LONG DISTANCE ♪
1784
01:43:55,925 --> 01:44:00,122
♪ ALWAYS THROUGH SUCH
STRONG RESISTANCE ♪
1785
01:44:00,146 --> 01:44:03,561
♪ FIRST YOU SAY
YOU'’RE TOO BUSY ♪
1786
01:44:03,585 --> 01:44:07,565
♪ I WONDER IF YOU EVEN MISS ME ♪
1787
01:44:07,589 --> 01:44:10,785
♪ NEVER THERE ♪
1788
01:44:10,809 --> 01:44:14,702
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪
1789
01:44:14,726 --> 01:44:18,774
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER,
EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪
1790
01:44:20,602 --> 01:44:22,473
♪ HEY ♪
1791
01:44:37,967 --> 01:44:41,860
♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY
A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪
1792
01:44:41,884 --> 01:44:45,733
♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY
YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪
1793
01:44:45,757 --> 01:44:49,476
♪ A GOLDEN BIRD THAT FLIES AWAY
A CANDLESTICK O'’ FLAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪
1794
01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:53,132
♪ TO THINK I HELD YOU YESTERDAY
YOUR LOVE WAS JUST A GAME ♪ ♪ HEY ♪
1795
01:44:53,156 --> 01:44:56,527
♪ YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME
SO YOU TELL ME THAT YOU CARE ♪
1796
01:44:56,551 --> 01:44:58,833
♪ BUT WHEN I NEED YOU ♪ ♪ BABY ♪
1797
01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:00,835
♪ BABY ♪
1798
01:45:00,859 --> 01:45:04,883
♪ TAKE THE TIME TO
GET TO KNOW ME ♪
1799
01:45:04,907 --> 01:45:08,626
♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY
CAN'’T YOU JUST SHOW ME ♪
1800
01:45:08,650 --> 01:45:12,847
♪ WE'’RE ALWAYS ON
THIS ROLLER COASTER ♪
1801
01:45:12,871 --> 01:45:16,155
♪ IF YOU WANT ME WHY
CAN'’T YOU GET CLOSER ♪
1802
01:45:16,179 --> 01:45:19,419
♪ NEVER THERE ♪
1803
01:45:19,443 --> 01:45:23,293
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER THERE ♪
1804
01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:27,669
♪ YOU'’RE NEVER,
EVER EVER, EVER THERE ♪
1805
01:45:28,974 --> 01:45:31,083
♪ HEY ♪
1806
01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:33,239
♪ OOOH, HEY ♪
1807
01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:36,871
♪ YEAH ♪
1808
01:45:36,895 --> 01:45:38,854
♪ HO ♪♪
1809
01:45:59,962 --> 01:46:03,376
♪ SOMEDAY ♪
1810
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:07,989
♪ I'’LL LOOK INTO
HER GREEN EYES ♪
1811
01:46:08,013 --> 01:46:12,646
♪ AND KNOW THAT
SHE'’LL COME WITH ME ♪
1812
01:46:12,670 --> 01:46:14,890
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1813
01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:21,960
♪ TOO MANY ♪
1814
01:46:21,984 --> 01:46:26,530
♪ THINGS I DO NOT CARE FOR ♪
1815
01:46:26,554 --> 01:46:30,925
♪ BUT THE ONE
THING THAT I ADORE ♪
1816
01:46:30,949 --> 01:46:33,909
♪ IS A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1817
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:40,935
♪ I'’LL ALWAYS TRY ♪
1818
01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:45,375
♪ TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE ♪
1819
01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,575
♪ IT'’S OKAY ♪
1820
01:46:49,228 --> 01:46:51,927
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1821
01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:58,605
♪ TOMORROW ♪
1822
01:46:58,629 --> 01:47:02,957
♪ I THINK I'’LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING ♪
1823
01:47:02,981 --> 01:47:07,397
♪ THE THING THAT
I HAVEN'’T SAID ♪
1824
01:47:07,421 --> 01:47:09,814
♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1825
01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,841
♪ AND EVEN IF ♪
1826
01:47:16,865 --> 01:47:21,106
♪ I DON'’T KNOW WHAT
THE DAY WILL BRING ♪
1827
01:47:21,130 --> 01:47:25,719
♪ STILL I CAN TELL
MOST ANYTHING ♪
1828
01:47:25,743 --> 01:47:29,051
♪ TO A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1829
01:47:30,182 --> 01:47:33,055
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪
1830
01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:43,013
♪ A GIRL LIKE YOU ♪♪
1831
01:47:43,176 --> 01:47:46,176
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