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Dr. Samuels, can I go now?
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I'm thinking about it.
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What did I do
that was so bad?
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You tuned Mrs. Goldfarm's
hearing aid
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to the police radio.
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Now, move the filing
cabinet, now.
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So nice of you
to help out, Dennis.
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- Yeah, right.
- Oh, Mr. Moore.
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I have a great idea for
the living history competition.
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Oh, I can hardly
wait to hear it.
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What if Attila the Hun
replaces Gertrude Stein
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in the discussion of
the French revolution?
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- Well, it sounds rather--
- See you at rehearsal!
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Ridiculous.
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Why did I agree to direct his
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entry into this living
history fiasco festival?
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Well, because you're getting
out of three faculty meetings
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and the field trip
to the Kosher slaughterhouse.
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At the time, it seemed
like a good trade-off.
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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You're mine.
You got that?
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Oh, God, I saw this
in a prison movie.
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Dennis, this is Mr. Finelli,
the new football coach.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You're like a white
William Perry, aren't ya?
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- Who?
- The refrigerator.
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- The fridge.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
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God made you
to play football.
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(Dennis)
'Well, thanks, coach.
I appreciate that.'
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But MIT wants me in one piece.
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Don't you see who I am?
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- No.
- Now I am opportunity.
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It's my mission
in life to see
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you fulfilled
as a person.
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'Excused from classes
Friday afternoons.'
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Uniforms, cheerleaders?
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The smell of blood, huh?
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Oh, you had me till you
said the B-word, coach.
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Right.
Don't make me beg.
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- Ah, it's up to you, really.
- Okay, I'm begging.
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- Coach, I appreciate it, I--
- Ah!
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I can see you're tempted.
Sleep on it, huh?
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- Oh.. Okay.
- Huh!
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Oh, what a jerk.
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No, it's, uh
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sounds new and interesting.
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Dennis Blunden, jock.
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It's not new
and it's not interesting.
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Coaches have been hitting on me
ever since I was in junior high.
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Come on, Mr. Moore, football?
It's stupid.
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It's made for guys who count
on their fingers
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and walk on their knuckles.
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So, all jocks are dumb.
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Uh, okay, I will grant you.
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They did come up with that
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innovative idea of smashing
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beer cans on their foreheads.
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You know, it's not inventing
a new antibiotic..
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Listen, while you're
busy running down
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people with athletic ability
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I'll run down a few more.
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Is it Paul Robson?
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Senator Bill Bradley?
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- Congressman Jack Kemp.
- Exceptions.
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Well, Dennis, what's wrong
with being an exception?
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Because, Mr. Moore,
I like myself the way I am.
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Chubby, charming,
and free of jock itch.
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[indistinct chatter]
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No way! This goes against
every fiber of my being.
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I am a Republican.
I can't play Karl Marx.
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(Samuels)
'Alright, attention, gang.'
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There'll be a slight change.
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Who's playing Attila the Hun?
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I am.
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- Who's playing Gertrude Stein?
- Me.
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Your lines about
the French revolution
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will go to Attila the Hun.
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Alright, excuse me, Dr. Samuels
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but there-there is
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considerable difference between
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Gertrude Stein
and Attila the Hun.
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Hm. Not in the pictures
I've seen.
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Dr. Samuels
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what are we doing here?
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- Yeah.
- Everybody get down.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Kids, you are playing
famous people
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from different eras
in history
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having a conversation.
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Is that so difficult
to grasp?
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No, you ripped off
that Steve Allen show
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"Meeting of the Minds."
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That's right.
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Alright, alright, listen.
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I've slaved over this
for months.
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Every piece fits.
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If we'll just do it my way
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there's not a school
that can beat us.
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Dr. Samuels you had me saying
here "Let them eat cake."
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But Marie Antoinette
never said that.
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The judges
don't know that.
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They wanna hear
what they think she said.
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[indistinct chatter]
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What about historical accuracy?
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- 'Yeah.'
- Yeah.
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What about winning?
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Dr. Samuels
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this is supposed to be
a history...something.
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Now, if we can't be accurate,
why are we here?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Alright, alright, alright.
Look, I'm no Shakespeare.
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You know, I'm just
trying to do this..
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Alright, come on, come on.
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Look, we'll talk
about it outside.
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I don't think
you should see this.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Look, Dr. Samuels is gone
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why don't we just leave?
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- We don't need this.
- Yes, we do.
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We need extra-curricular
activities
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for our college applications.
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What are you talking about?
I got a 4.0 average.
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Oh, Dennis.
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MIT gets hundreds
of applications a year
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from people
with 4.0 averages.
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Uh, for them 4.0
is like a
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is like a height requirement.
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Well, what else do you have?
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I don't..
I gave blood once.
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- Dennis..
- Face it, Dennis.
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You're gonna be
borderline...at best.
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- Mm-hm.
- What? I'm in this.
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Are you kidding?
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This is borderline.
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Now, wait just a second.
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You trying to tell me
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that some schlub
who drags a microphone out
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for assemblies is gonna
have a better shot
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at getting into MIT
than I do?
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As a matter of fact, Dennis
I think I do.
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You better get
something, Dennis.
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Yeah, Dennis, where it says,
"Other activities"
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you're gonna need something
more than class clown.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, look at this,
a back field in slow motion.
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Laugh now, leather boy.
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I am joining the football team.
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[indistinct chatter]
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(female #1)
'Are you serious?'
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Dennis, you don't
like bending down
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to pick up a pencil,
how are you gonna play football?
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Let me explain, Sarah.
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You see, we're using
each other.
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I need extra-curricular garbage
for my college applications
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and they need
a towel-snapping target.
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Oh.
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Dennis, football will not
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get you into college.
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And why not?
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[chuckles]
Because you'll be dead.
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[laughter]
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No-no-no-no-no,
you guys don't understand.
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See, here's the plan.
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I show up at their
stupid practice
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I suit up, I kid around
with the coach a little bit
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'maybe I run a half a lap'
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'you know, just to show I care'
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I take a rub-down, I go home.
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Brilliant.
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Yeah, I don't think
it's quite that easy.
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I know, I know, but I can
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take care of myself,
Mr. Moore.
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If things get tough,
I fake an injury
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I put on a neck brace,
I sit down on the bench
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I fill out some
college applications
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I think this may be
my greatest scam to date.
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It's too bad they don't give
out letters for scamming.
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[all laughing]
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Yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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You can't cut
the Julius Caesar bit.
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It's my wife's favorite.
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Look, Dr. Samuels, I..
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Even if Julius Caesar
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were speaking
with Ulysses S. Grant
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I don't think he'd be saying
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"Beware of the Ides of March."
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'Cause Caesar never said that,
Shakespeare wrote it.
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The judges don't know that.
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[bell ringing]
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Your exit cue.
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Oh.
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Looking good, Dennis.
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Yeah, well, you know..
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...I'm on a program
and everything
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working out a little bit.
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Burnin' some laps,
lifting some weights.
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Thought maybe after
practice tonight
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you might like
to go out with me.
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[chuckles]
Dennis
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I said, "You're looking good"
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I didn't say
I'd forgotten who you are.
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Hey, Mr. Moore, I was
wondering if I could
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leave rehearsal
a little bit early today?
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I want to get out
on the field and bang
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the old blocking sled
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before the practice starts.
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Well, Dennis, if you're
that dedicated
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uh, I have to say yes.
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- Thanks.
- What?
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Am I-am I hearing things?
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Dennis Blunden
tackling something
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that doesn't come with fries.
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Dennis, it's unbelievable
the way you've changed
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from a complete dweeb
to a...semi stud.
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Thanks.
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I can't believe
you haven't been
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kicked off the team.
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What are you guys talking about?
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They love me.
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Dennis, how does it feel
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to pound your opponent
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into the ground
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jam your knee in his chest
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and leave him for dead?
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Feels good, Janice.
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That's what I thought.
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Gee, I wish
I could play football.
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If there's a way, I'm sure
you'll find it, Janice.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, guys! What's up?
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Marcus, what's happenin'?
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'Hey, Randy, what it is?'
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Jean, dude!
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Speak English, dummy.
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Just don't speak at all.
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Uh..
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Hey.
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I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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Ah, it's football, Mr. Moore.
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You know, give the
rookies a hard time
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toughen us up,
those guys love me.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, I could
feel the warmth, you know?
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It's almost blistering.
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Yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[grunts]
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[coughs]
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[panting]
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How you doin', Dennis?
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Mr. Moore.
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[grunts]
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00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,090
- Great to see you.
- Yeah.
261
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,841
Uh, need some help?
262
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,553
No, no, I'm just, uh
263
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,683
breaking into a new set
of knee-pads, you know?
264
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,850
- 'Ah.'
- Whoo!
265
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,638
Yeah, these will work.
266
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,431
You sure I can't
give you a hand?
267
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,765
I need a whole body.
268
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,809
[chuckles]
269
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,022
Thanks.
270
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,232
Oh, gosh.
271
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,692
[grunts]
272
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,863
[exhales]
273
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,913
Whoo! I feel good.
274
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,316
I'm, uh, sorry about
275
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,615
having to leave
rehearsal early
276
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,618
but you know
277
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,789
I really feel that
278
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,746
the more extra work
I do around here
279
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,157
the more I really feel
the closeness
280
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,575
growing between me
and the other guys.
281
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,673
'Bond, you know.'
282
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,917
[inhales]
I think I'm starting
283
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,458
to gain their respect,
Mr. Moore.
284
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,303
You know?
285
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,167
Hey, you guys.
Good to see you.
286
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,424
Randy, Marcus.
287
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,716
Take it easy.
288
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,429
I'll catch up
with you guys later.
289
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,429
[chuckles]
Locker room hijinks.
290
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,349
Dennis, you know,
I talked to Coach Finelli.
291
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,805
Great guy, huh?
292
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,323
[sighs]
293
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,949
He's cutting me
from the team, right?
294
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,946
Better you should learn from me
295
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,157
than off an bulletin board, huh?
296
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,124
Hey, I knew it would happen.
297
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,499
I thought this whole thing
was just a joke to you.
298
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,417
Uh, yeah, yeah,
it's just, I, uh..
299
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,536
I-I never expected to be
300
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,752
humiliated by a bunch of guys
301
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,462
that I laugh at and make
jokes about, you know?
302
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,752
Oh, yeah,
the guys that smash
303
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,165
the beer cans
on their foreheads.
304
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,223
Yeah, those are the guys.
305
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,427
And I can't be on their team.
306
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,757
I got a higher IQ
than most of their weights.
307
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,933
[scoffs]
But you know what?
308
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,931
I-I'll get over it.
309
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,222
You know, uh,
who wants to hang around
310
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,385
with a bunch of guys
whose lips move
311
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,603
when they read a stop sign?
312
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,482
[chuckles]
313
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,939
[inhales]
You know, Dennis..
314
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,230
...the more you joke about this
315
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,233
the more I know
you're hurting.
316
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,742
Hey, come on, Mr. Moore.
I mean, come on.
317
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,909
These are guys
who throw a party
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00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,447
every time they get a nosebleed.
319
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,412
That is what I mean.
320
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,584
Uh..
321
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,083
...Mr. Moore..
322
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,960
Uh..
323
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,973
Actually, uh, I don't
feel too good about this.
324
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,257
I know.
325
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,434
It's like, those guys
have something I don't.
326
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,141
You have any idea
what that is?
327
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,643
[inhales]
There's a guy..
328
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,515
...half my size
329
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,652
a-and he's coming at me
330
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,518
and he's got this
look in his eye, like
331
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,775
like-like he doesn't
care what happens to him.
332
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,147
'And-and-and I start
thinking to myself.'
333
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,454
I start thinking
and thinking, you know
334
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,317
this guy could really hurt me.
335
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,783
And, and I want
to stop him, Mr. Moore
336
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,833
I.. But I-I just, I become a
human turnstile.
337
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,289
You know, I tell myself,
"Oh, it's okay, Dennis.
338
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,749
"You know, you know,
you're just being cautious
339
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,789
you're just
being careful, but.."
340
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,422
But..
341
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,839
...I-I am a wimp.
342
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,961
I guess I just don't have any..
343
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,256
[sighs]
344
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,347
Any what?
345
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,472
I'm even afraid to say it.
346
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,805
Guts, Mr. Moore.
I'm a coward.
347
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,516
'You know what though?'
348
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,444
Who needs it, huh?
Who needs it?
349
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,113
I'm going to MIT, Mr. Moore.
350
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,821
So, you know, courage,
I mean, come on!
351
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,991
Who needs it, anyway?
352
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,319
Well, it's just not
353
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,784
your kind of
courage, okay?
354
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,874
What are you talking about? I
just told you I don't have any.
355
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,369
Sure you do,
you walk around saying
356
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,660
you're smarter
than everybody else.
357
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,623
That takes, uh,
some kind of guts.
358
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,174
- Come on.
- Okay.
359
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,877
You, you sneak into
360
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,837
the principal's office.
361
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,206
You stuff his file cabinets
362
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,463
full of rubber snakes.
363
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,764
That takes some...nerve.
364
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,179
- That's good.
- Yeah.
365
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,217
But football is
a little different.
366
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,761
See, this takes a,
a kind of pure
367
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,135
raw physical courage.
368
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,271
That's something
that not everybody has.
369
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,729
- You're right.
- 'Hm.'
370
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,234
You're right, Mr. Moore.
371
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,234
[chuckles]
372
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,685
I mean, anybody
who is stupid enough
373
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,654
to stick around when they
know they could get hurt
374
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,815
deserves what they get.
375
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,453
Yeah, like, uh,
police and firefighters
376
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,910
search and rescue workers.
377
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,790
People that deal
with AIDS patients.
378
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,947
Alright, alright.
379
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,575
I guess I'm not like them.
380
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:36,001
Well, Dennis, you have
your own kind of courage.
381
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,381
- Really?
- Sure.
382
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,419
It's inside you and you just
383
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,302
have to find it.
384
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,339
How?
385
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,893
Well, if not here
386
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,966
then somewhere else.
387
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,221
(Finelli)
'Blunden.'
388
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,024
See me after your shower.
389
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,564
Yeah, sure thing, coach.
390
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,743
You got a few minutes?
391
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,316
Sure, Chuck.
392
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,201
Charlie.
393
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,907
[instrumental music]
394
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,413
Cleopatra, you watch
your voice level.
395
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,752
Everybody concentrate.
396
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,076
Maybe we'll be outta here
before midnight, okay?
397
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,332
Abe Lincoln, you're speaking
to Marie Antoinette.
398
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,342
Madam..
399
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,589
...you've been described
400
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,261
as frivolous, vain
401
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,640
contemptuous of your people
402
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,756
a traitor to your country
403
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,932
isn't that right?
404
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,141
Mr. Moore, isn't that
a little harsh?
405
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,312
I mean, I don't think
she saw herself as a traitor.
406
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,481
She was as much a prisoner
of her class as anyone else.
407
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,519
Her class just happened
to be royalty.
408
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,983
Okay, the thing is..
409
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,483
Where's the joke?
W-what happened to my joke?
410
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,275
You don't wanna
do that joke.
411
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,449
Oh, I gave up
"The Ides of March"
412
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,238
I'm not giving this up.
413
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,371
Okay.
414
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,077
Uh, Mr. Lincoln,
once again please
415
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,617
from "Traitor"
and do the joke.
416
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,333
A traitor to your country,
isn't that right?
417
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,634
Yes, and I was beheaded
at the Bastille.
418
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,498
Well, young lady
419
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,633
beats being shot
in the theater.
420
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,046
Alright, you win.
421
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,642
Thank you.
422
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,757
(Sarah)
'Dennis!'
423
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,143
I'm sorry, is this
where I do the kite bit?
424
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,470
[indistinct chatter]
425
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,176
I hate him.
426
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,146
You know, it's bad enough
we have to do this.
427
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,395
No, I love it, Dr. Samuels.
428
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,650
Bu-but, Dennis, if we
don't know our lines by now
429
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,243
we're gonna look really stupid.
430
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,908
Uh..
431
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,620
I'll just sit down now.
432
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,577
You got a problem
here, Dennis?
433
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,079
I got a lot
on my mind, Mr. Moore.
434
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,122
Are you ready for this?
435
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,634
Coach says I might
play on Friday.
436
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,787
Congratulations.
437
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,795
[indistinct chatter]
438
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,717
Gee, Dennis,
you must be really good.
439
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,676
[exhales]
I don't know, Jawaharlal.
440
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,137
Coach said Madison has
a really-really brutal team
441
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,137
and there might be
a lot of injuries and..
442
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,719
...I might come in handy.
443
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,644
- Oh, no.
- No.
444
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,733
Forget football.
445
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,727
Concentrate on Franklin.
446
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,649
He can't.
447
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,307
Obviously, he's terrified.
448
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,185
Every time he starts
to think of his next line
449
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,573
he hears bones cracking
450
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,239
tendons snapping,
ankles twisting
451
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,319
teeth losing--
452
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,163
Janice, shut up.
453
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,238
Well, you don't have
to worry about that, Dennis
454
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,245
because the contest
has been changed to 5:00 p.m.
455
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,708
'That's in conflict
with the game.'
456
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,169
I just saved your life.
457
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,588
Wait a minute, uh, Dennis
458
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,126
is that what you wanna do?
459
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,760
Uh, actually, it's-it's not--
460
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,296
Now, you've been
talking about wanting
461
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,759
to find out a few things.
462
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,719
This'll be a great opportunity.
463
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,221
You're right.
464
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,722
Dr. Samuels, I'm sorry.
465
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,974
I gotta play football.
466
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,885
- Oh..
- Oh..
467
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:43,103
Guys, you see..
468
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,645
I gotta get out there
469
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,768
and play on Friday.
470
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,855
[inhales]
471
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,490
I-I gotta prove to myself
that I-I'm not a..
472
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,607
[sighs]
473
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,073
I gotta prove to myself
that I'm not a wimp.
474
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,525
You understand?
475
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,207
- Lots of luck, man.
- Thanks.
476
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,246
Dennis, I order you to be
in the show.
477
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,751
Now, wait a minute,
maybe I can do both.
478
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,463
You know, if I take
the right trains and everything
479
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,134
No way.
480
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,422
Excuse me, Dr. Samuels?
481
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,505
I think, in this case
482
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,589
the director outranks
the writer.
483
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,135
Um, can you get here, Dennis?
484
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,429
- Uh, yeah--
- 'Yeah, sure you can.'
485
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,562
All you gotta do is,
after the game
486
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,678
you get on the D train
487
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,184
from King's highway
to 42nd street.
488
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,096
You get off and take
the Grand Central across town.
489
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,274
- I take the Lexington Avenue..
- Right, get off the 86.
490
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,863
'Boom, you're there,
on the dot.'
491
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,778
Sounds like a good plan to me.
492
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,687
Thanks, guys.
493
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,954
- It's done.
- Thank you, Mr. Moore.
494
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,026
Whoo!
495
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,241
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
496
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,370
Anything goes wrong
497
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:39,406
guess who I hold responsible?
498
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,041
[instrumental music]
499
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,118
My hands will close
around his neck.
500
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,544
I will squeeze gently at first.
501
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,423
My fingers tightening
502
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,210
ever so slowly.
503
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,464
And that's for Mr. Moore.
504
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,505
You can't imagine what
I'll do to Dennis. Hah!
505
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,140
I can't believe he's not here.
506
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,596
Well, what are we gonna do now?
507
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,177
Just study your lines!
508
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,809
You're on in five minutes.
509
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,271
Where's Benjamin Franklin?
510
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,440
He's right where
I said he'd be. Missing!
511
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,650
Tell them to put some other
school on next.
512
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,281
But we'll lose points
for not being ready.
513
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,028
Blown away by Dennis Blunden.
514
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,611
Uh, not necessarily.
515
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,736
"Not necessarily."
516
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,663
Do you realize
517
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,081
what a disaster this is?
518
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,369
Well, if you stop screaming
maybe
519
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,582
we could solve
the problem, okay?
520
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,962
How?
521
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,289
As Ben Franklin
might have said
522
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,384
to Martin Scorsese
523
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,379
"God helps those
who help themselves."
524
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,972
[instrumental music]
525
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,474
At Versailles, we celebrated
the events of the day
526
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,721
by our hairstyles.
527
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,012
When your American revolution
528
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,385
was a topic
of conversation in Paris
529
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,773
Madame de Pompadour and I
530
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,059
wore wigs three feet high
531
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,982
with red, white,
and blue flags.
532
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,065
I'll drink to that.
533
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,478
How appropriate.
534
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,356
Trash like you
535
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,452
celebrating rabble like them.
536
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,158
Hardly rabble, Your Majesty.
537
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,330
The American Revolution
538
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,117
was an aristocratic enterprise.
539
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,582
The country was stolen by..
540
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,674
...greedy merchants,
land owners
541
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,589
and...politicians.
542
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,179
[clattering]
543
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,757
I can explain everything.
Where's my costume?
544
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,761
Don't worry about that now.
Wh-what happened to you?
545
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,813
Huh? Oh, I dislocated
my shoulder.
546
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,557
- What happened?
- Well..
547
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,599
It was late in the game.
548
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,102
Players were dropping
like flies.
549
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,483
I'm sitting on the bench,
hyperventilating
550
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,769
I'm telling you, Mr. Moore,
it was
551
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,112
the scariest afternoon
of my life.
552
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,187
Dennis, I can see that.
What happened?
553
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,443
Well, coach comes up
to me and he says
554
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,574
"Blunden" and before
I can say "He left"
555
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,611
he goes, "Get in there!"
556
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,244
So, I'm walking out
on the field.
557
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,370
I can't feel my feet
558
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,026
I can't see, I can't hear
559
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,115
it was like, it was like
560
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,829
everything was in slow motion.
561
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,119
'Next thing I know,
they're running a play'
562
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,582
they hand the ball
off to this guy
563
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,792
I'm telling you,
Mr. Moore, he had to be
564
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,251
Arnold Schwarzenegger's
big brother
565
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,541
and he's coming right at me.
566
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,415
And-and there's a voice
inside my head screaming
567
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,632
"Run, run, get out
of the way!"
568
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,382
But there's 2000
other voices screaming
569
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,343
"Stop him, stop him!"
570
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,973
- Right.
- I was outvoted.
571
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,389
Next thing I know, my body
572
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,967
smashes into his head on.
573
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,722
And I hear the screaming
574
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,064
and it was awful, Mr. Moore
575
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,559
'cause I realized it was me.
576
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,020
And that's when I found out
I dislocated my shoulder.
577
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,851
A real football injury,
ain't it great?
578
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,896
Did you stop the guy?
579
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,730
You bet I stopped him.
580
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,935
Dennis, I am so proud of you.
581
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,946
[grunts]
582
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,908
God, does that hurt!
583
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,317
- I'm sorry, really.
- Ah!
584
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,411
Look, I better get
into my costume.
585
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,714
They're probably
waiting out there.
586
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,707
No, somebody else is using
587
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,999
your costume
at the moment.
588
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,792
- Come here.
- Who?
589
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,506
[knocking on door]
590
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,508
After three days
591
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,761
fish and house guests
begin to stink.
592
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,096
Oh, no, you didn't.
593
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,811
I had to.
594
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,481
[instrumental music]
595
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,073
[instrumental music]
596
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,940
Last place.
597
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,896
Can you believe it?
Last place.
598
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,066
What makes me really angry
599
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,534
is that Dr. Samuels
got an honorable mention.
600
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,163
He was good.
601
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,458
You guys promise
you're not mad at me?
602
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,958
Are you kidding? I'm jealous.
You got out of the play.
603
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,671
And all you have to do is
wear that sling for a while.
604
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,132
I'll live in shame
for the rest of my life.
605
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,184
Morning, everybody.
606
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,586
- Morning.
- Mr. Moore.
607
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,804
I, uh, assume
608
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,224
we've all recovered
from last Friday.
609
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,393
- Well..
- Yeah.
610
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,101
I hope so,
because you're gonna
611
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,391
need your energy today.
612
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,104
We are beginning an exciting
613
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,854
period in American history.
614
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,396
The Eisenhower years.
615
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,319
Uh, Mr. Moore, if you don't
mind, I'd like to take a minute
616
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,938
to say something
to say to the class.
617
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,985
I-I just wanted
to tell you guys
618
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,609
that I really
appreciate you guys
619
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,815
understanding about
my having to miss
620
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,656
the living
history thing so that..
621
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,001
...I could play in my first
and last football game.
622
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,498
I'm also really glad
that I got a chance
623
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,249
to see the end of your
performances, because..
624
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,092
...that gives me
the opportunity to say..
625
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,758
[laughing]
626
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,474
Would anyone like a shot
at his other shoulder?
627
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,273
[instrumental music]
628
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,726
[theme music]
629
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,682
[music continues]
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