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[bell rings]
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Where's the principal's office?
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- Yes? Can I help you?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm Charlie Moore.
I'm substitute teacher.
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Bernadette Meara.
Uh.. Assistant principal.
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You're late, Mr. Moore. You
missed the pledge of the flag.
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I did that at home.
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- Room 19.
- 19. Thanks.
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Oh, Mr. Moore..
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Look, I-I'd better warn you
about your first period class.
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Warn me? Heh.
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I've taught in the toughest
high schools in New York City.
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[exhales]
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Morning.
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My name is Mr. Moore. But you
can call me by my first name.
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Mister.
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Contemporary history. Great!
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"Cuban Missile Crisis."
Good, I know this one.
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Cuban Missile Crisis.
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I assume we do know
where Cuba is?
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Would you like the political,
diplomatic or economic version?
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Stop showing off, Alan,
and just give him the facts.
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1962, Castro let the Russians
put offensive missiles on Cuba
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and Kennedy cites
the Rio Treaty. Article 5.
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It's Article 6, not five, Maria.
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And that's not even important.
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You gotta talk about
the boarding of the Marucla
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the letters from Kennedy
to Khrushchev.
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- On the 28th.
- On the 29th.
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The missiles were removed
and Kennedy pledged
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not to invade Cuba.
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Now, of course,
that is just a simple overview.
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Are we saying
we do know where Cuba is?
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What we're sayin' is,
if you don't mind
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we'd rather use the class time
to get ready
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for the Academic Olympics.
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We have a big meet on Saturday.
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- Top drawer.
- What?
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You can read a magazine.
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There're some in the top drawer.
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I can read a magazine?
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Didn't they tell you?
This is IHP.
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"IHP?"
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Individualized Honors Program.
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Our principal, Dr. Samuels
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doesn't like the subs
to try and teach us.
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- It's a waste of time.
- Oh, really?
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Hmm.
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You think you know
everything about
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the Cuban Missile Crisis, huh?
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It so happened you left out
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probably the single most
important factor.
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Little item
called the baseball.
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"The baseball,"
the class wondered.
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"Tell us more," they cried.
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- What does that mean?
- Thank you.
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It doesn't mean anything.
He's blowing smoke.
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So far, we're four minutes
into this class
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and we've accomplished zip.
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I'm going to the library.
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Um, don't mind Alan.
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He-he's very intense.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm, uh, I-I'm Arvid Engen.
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Uh, my Grade Point Average
is 4.0. And, uh..
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My nickname is Badges,
because I won so many awards.
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[chuckles]
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And, uh..
Oh, I like squash.
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- You play squash?
- No, I eat it.
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Uh, and you are?
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Oh, uh, uh,
my name is Jawaharlal.
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I'm new, from India.
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I was very worried
about being accepted
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by my new friends in New York.
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[chuckles]
But already everyone tells me
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I'm just one of the geeks.
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Hi. Janice Lazarotto.
Sorry I'm late.
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Late? You look about
five years too early.
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Uh, are you sure
you got the right room?
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I'm ready for college,
but my parents said
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I've to be in here
with these num-nums
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until I'm mature.
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Only kidding.
I'm a genius!
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It bugs 'em.
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You must be, uh,
the graduate student.
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I'm Dr. Samuels,
I'm the principal.
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I found Alan in the hall
without a pass.
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He said you were wasting time
schmoozing.
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Why aren't you reading
a magazine?
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I was about to try
a whacky new concept.
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Teaching.
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Didn't they tell you
about the Academic Olympics?
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They have work to do.
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They, uh, mentioned, uh,
some competition on Saturday.
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Competition?
We're already 5 and 0.
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Next week, we're going
to level Brooklyn Tech.
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Look at this team.
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Dennis,
chemistry, physics.
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He can solve any problem
that you can think up.
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Darlene,
the speech and debate monster.
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Put her in a room
with William F. Buckley
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she'll break both his legs.
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Jawaharlal, natural science.
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'Alan, political science.'
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'Arvid, mathematics.'
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'My cleanup hitter.'
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My big man, my enforcer.
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Without Arvid,
forget it.
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And little Janice.
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What can you say?
She knows everything.
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She's spooky.
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They all are.
Watch this.
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Thirty August of 1980?
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Ozzy Osbourne
eats his first rat on stage.
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That's why you're not
on the team, Eric.
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I'm not on the team, because
I don't wanna be on the team.
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Let's keep it that way. Alan?
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Poland officially
recognizes Solidarity.
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Three-tenths of one percent?
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The density of oxygen
on the planet Mars.
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Pick a poem, any poem.
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Uh, "Margaret, are you grieving
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over Goldengrove unleaving?"
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Simone?
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"Leaves like the things of man
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"you with your fresh thoughts
care for, can you?
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"Ah! As the heart grows older
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it will come
to such sights colder."
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Gerard Manley Hopkins,
"Spring and Fall."
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Is she a killer or what?
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Okay, anybody. You have
a six-inch mercury thermometer.
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You are wanting to know
the height of a nearby building.
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How will you do it?
The big "A."
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Algebra,
two equivalent triangles.
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Simple ratios, B equals D
times C over A.
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Which is the height
of your thermometer.
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It's physics. Air pressure
decreases as you go up.
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It is 1 X psi
for every 250 feet.
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That's how
you use a thermometer.
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What about you, Mr. Moore?
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You think
you could answer that?
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Oh, I can give it a try.
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- Give it your best shot.
- Okay.
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Uh, I'd find
a building superintendent
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and I'd say, uh
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"Hey, man, you tell me
how tall the building is
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I'll give you this thermometer."
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Can I talk to you outside?
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Mr. Moore, in the rather
dull galaxy of my life
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there is one bright,
pure, beautiful shimmering star.
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My honors program,
which I put together personally.
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Those kids represent
culture, education
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fine arts,
the future of civilization.
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Don't mess with them.
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I'm only here for two days.
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How much damage can I do?
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Just babysit, Mr. Moore.
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Babysit.
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[exhales]
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[sighs]
Look, at the risk
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of destroying Alan's life
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uh, let's talk some more about
Cuban Missile Crisis, okay?
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Now, why was the
common baseball so important?
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I'm glad you asked.
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See, history is not just
names and dates.
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It's made up of moments
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relationships, turning points.
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Interruptions.
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Sorry to bother you, but I have
to get the names of the kids
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that are going
to the dance tomorrow night.
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[chuckles]
That's what I thought. Bye.
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Hey, Arvid? She's gone,
you can breathe now, man.
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So, we're too smart to go
to dances too, huh?
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Dances are for airheads.
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They're non-productive.
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The music is simplistic.
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People are really dumb.
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I don't like the kind of
statement it makes.
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Statement?
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Well, yeah.
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Uh, the statement that women
are sexual objects.
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I mean,
dances force 'em to dress up
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and compete against each other
for the attentions of men?
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I'm sorry, but I personally find
that de-humanizing to women
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and I'm not gonna
have any part of it.
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Who was your sub yesterday?
Donahue?
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He's pulling your chain, man.
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Don't you get it?
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They don't go to dances
'cause they're nerds.
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That's all.
This is a room full of freaks.
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But you're different, right?
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I happen to be cursed
with brains.
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But if it were up to me, I
wouldn't even be in this class.
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- So, who is it up to?
- My mother.
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Well, she took a course
in tough love.
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Hey, it's either this
or live in the garage.
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With my father.
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So, uh,
you're going to the dance?
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No.
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But I'm not going
'cause I don't wanna go.
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They're not going
'cause they're lameos, man?
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Is he right?
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Is that how you see yourselves,
as lameos?
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Simone?
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(Charlie)
Darlene?
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Arvid?
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Well, hey, let's face it,
if a guy
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landed from Mars,
and said, "What's a nerd?"
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they'd bring him to me.
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Nah, I'm-I'm smart
and funny looking.
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It's a deadly combination.
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Okay, Albert Einstein.
Smart and funny looking, right?
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Marilyn Monroe said that
he was the sexiest man
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she ever met.
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Yeah, unfortunately,
Marilyn Monroe
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is no longer
in the dating pool.
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Come on, Arvid,
you've got a lot goin'.
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I mean,
you're, you're smart.
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- Yeah.
- You got wit.
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- True.
- Charm.
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- Sure.
- Charisma.
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I don't think
I have the charisma.
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You do have a certain aura, hmm?
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You know how to dance?
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- Yeah.
- Well, what does that tell you?
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Well, yeah! I could see myself
going to the dance.
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Okay, there must be
somebody out there
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that you could ask.
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You know, Arvid..
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Lori just broke up
with Barry. Ahem.
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Why don't you ask her?
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[Darlene laughing]
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Who's Lori?
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The girl that just
came to the door.
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Oh.
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- Well, ask her.
- Okay.
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- I will.
- Okay.
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- So, go ask her.
- Now?
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Come on,
I'll give you a hall pass.
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Wha.. I can't just go up
and ask her!
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Arvid, what's the worst thing
that can happen?
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She might say no, right?
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Better yet, she says yes.
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Then, at the dance
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she makes a complete idiot
out of you.
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So, you use your unbelievable
mental powers
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to blow up the place
and kill everybody
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like in "Carrie."
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Janice, grow up.
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Here, Arvid.
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Go for it.
255
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,825
Arvid, wait!
256
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,834
Better.
257
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,797
Okay, who's next?
258
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,087
Come on, somebody.
259
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,431
'Simone!'
260
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,297
- Never mind.
- Listen up, class.
261
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,394
Tomorrow night,
an extra practice.
262
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,601
I wanna be razor-sharp
for Saturday.
263
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,391
Everybody up for that?
264
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,481
I think some of 'em
may be going to the dance.
265
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,653
I can't conceive
of one person on my team
266
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,992
who'd be so irresponsible
267
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,737
as to jeopardize our chances
by going to a dance.
268
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,741
See you at practice!
269
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,414
(Arvid)
Yippee!
270
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,213
I did it! She said yes!
271
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,366
Let's boogie!
272
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,293
Woo-hoo! Yippee!
273
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,415
Woo-hoo!
274
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,671
[laughing]
275
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,927
Is there a problem?
276
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,638
[theme music]
277
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,521
(Charlie)
A simple sphere.
278
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,112
Elastic filament,
wrapped around a cork center
279
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,268
covered with horse hide
280
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,066
hand-stitched
on the Island of Hispaniola.
281
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,160
If not for this,
the entire Cuban Missile Crisis
282
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,317
might have been avoided.
283
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,115
[tapping on board]
284
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,618
Okay, Arvid,
we're all on pins and needles.
285
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,201
What are you gonna do?
286
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,326
Well, I've-I've analyzed it
287
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,752
and th-th-the choices
are simple.
288
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,170
I.. Well, I could
alienate a, a beautiful girl
289
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,379
who, who normally wouldn't
give me the time of day
290
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,959
or I could, uh,
totally enrage an..
291
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,125
well, an unattractive man
292
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,263
who, uh,
could get me into Yale.
293
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,011
Where would you kids be
without Dr. Samuels?
294
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,805
Every time you're in a situation
you don't wanna cope with
295
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,600
you say,
"Dr. Samuels won't let me."
296
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,363
My problem is not Dr. Samuels,
it's my parents.
297
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,780
Oh, your parents
won't let you go?
298
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:25,318
No, it's just that,
they'll go with me.
299
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,534
Everything I do, they're there.
300
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,405
Supporting, encouraging.
301
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,292
Videotaping.
302
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,289
I mean, would you go
to a dance if you knew
303
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,621
your father
was gonna be there
304
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,376
following you around
with the camera?
305
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:41,508
And your mom was gonna
be interviewing your date?
306
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,717
Gee, you're breaking my heart,
Darlene.
307
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,427
Okay, Dennis,
what's your reason?
308
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,968
Oh, I believe it has
something to do with
309
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,182
his deep commitment
to feminism.
310
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,273
Oh, yeah?
311
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,428
I believe
it has something to do
312
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,225
with his deep commitment
to lasagna.
313
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,318
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's right.
314
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,066
Take a cheap shot.
Make fun of my weight.
315
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,030
It's okay.
316
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,413
'Cause I'm not stupid.
317
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,239
I know why I am overweight.
318
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,995
It's anxiety.
319
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,079
As a future physicist
320
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,042
I, I'm on a collision course
321
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,252
with destiny.
322
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,843
They're probably
gonna use me to create
323
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,838
some sort of super weapon
to annihilate mankind
324
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,221
and I won't be able to stop it.
325
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,798
Now, wouldn't that keep you
up at night
326
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,263
getting it on with Sara Lee?
327
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,062
"Collision course with destiny?"
328
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,059
What is this,
"Days of Our Lives?"
329
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,191
Can we get back to learning
something and be quiet
330
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,228
so I can study?
331
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,231
W-w-wait, this is,
this is getting good.
332
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,113
I like this.
Maria?
333
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,991
Why aren't you goin'
to the dance?
334
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,199
'Cause I'm grounded.
335
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,778
Oh, you're grounded? Why?
336
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,624
I did something really terrible.
337
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,330
Well, how terrible?
338
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,461
It's beyond talking about,
let's just forget it.
339
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,918
Car theft? Bank robbery?
Shoplifting? What?
340
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,796
I got a B.
341
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,297
[gasps]
342
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,643
So your parents grounded you
because you got a B?
343
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,309
No, I grounded myself.
344
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,478
You grounded yourself?
345
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,307
Well, it's the only way
I'm gonna learn.
346
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,113
Alright, I-I-I've..
I have made a decision.
347
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,767
Excuse me, Mr. Moore.
348
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,356
Listen up, gang,
practice tonight at my house
349
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,783
seven o'clock sharp.
350
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,741
Free pizza, on me.
351
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,121
Uh, I can be there.
352
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,198
We all will be,
won't we, Arvid?
353
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:37,794
No.
354
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,920
What do you mean "No?"
355
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,287
I'm going to the dance.
356
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,962
What are you saying, Arvid?
357
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,006
Well, well, say I-I-I..
358
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,889
Up-up until now I saw myself
as a nerd, you know?
359
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,137
But, well,
it's like Mr. Moore told us.
360
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,730
History is made up
of-of-of moments.
361
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,936
And yesterday,
because of what he said..
362
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,938
...I made history.
363
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,227
What did he say?
364
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,025
I said, I thought
going to the dance
365
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:12,158
might be as important
as trashing Brooklyn Tech.
366
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,657
[scoffs]
Look at Arvid.
367
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,829
I mean, yesterday,
he knew he was smart.
368
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,198
And today,
he knows he's attractive.
369
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,705
And all of a sudden,
I've-I've a totally hot babe
370
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,918
dying to go to the dance
with me.
371
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,089
I mean, t-to turn that down,
would be totally dumb.
372
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,425
Totally. We were just
talking about you.
373
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,587
- Uh-oh!
- Just a minute, young lady.
374
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,215
Do you usually barge
into a classroom like this?
375
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,973
I'm sorry,
I had to give someone a message.
376
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,056
What message?
377
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,600
Well, it's kinda personal.
378
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,483
Out in the hall would be better.
379
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,860
[indistinct chatter]
380
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,153
Uh, e-excuse me, she,
she probably wants to tell me
381
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,613
what color corsage to buy.
382
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,652
- 'Oh!'
- 'O-oh!'
383
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,321
Over here, please.
384
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,485
Two days you've been here,
people are wandering in the hall
385
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,905
the class is confused
386
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,963
and I'm about to lose
the best brain on my team.
387
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,078
What are you teaching them?
388
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,705
I'm teaching them
they're humans.
389
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,593
It's a high school dance.
390
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,220
I don't want
their minds cluttered
391
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,546
with boy-girl problems.
392
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,262
Leads to anxiety and rejection.
393
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,933
They're not like you and me.
394
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,851
They can't handle it.
395
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,060
Oh! I see.
396
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,850
If they try to handle it
then we as, uh..
397
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:28,324
...adults and educators should
just try to crush it, huh?
398
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,937
What are you talking about?
399
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,863
You just saw Arvid
turn into a man
400
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,243
right before your eyes.
401
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:38,579
Didn't have anything to do with
the density of oxygen on Mars.
402
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,197
Hey, hey, great news!
403
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,405
Lori and Barry made up.
404
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,326
She is going to the dance
with him.
405
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,547
[chuckles]
Oh, it's okay.
406
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,217
I, uh, I-I had a feeling
we were drifting apart anyway.
407
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,181
So...problem solved.
408
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,140
[laughs]
409
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,099
I'll, uh, see you at practice.
410
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,145
No.
411
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,936
Well, I'm still going
to the dance.
412
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,693
What?
413
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,704
Well, I mean,
just because the princess
414
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,156
has a change of plans
doesn't mean
415
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,526
I go back to being a frog.
416
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,740
You know, Mr. Moore..
417
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,956
I will always
remember your words.
418
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,957
"I'm only here two days.
How much damage can I do?"
419
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,841
You know, even a pessimist
like myself had no idea.
420
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,220
[bell rings]
421
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,637
Try saying goodbye
without screwing up.
422
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,097
I can't tell you
how nourishing this has been.
423
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,852
Well, uh, I don't know
what the odds are
424
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,055
we'll see one another again.
425
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,024
I do, sir.
426
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,983
If you compute
the number of schools
427
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,324
with the number of substitute--
428
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,568
Not now, Janice.
429
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,951
I just wanted to say
I really enjoyed this.
430
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,238
And you have a great time
at the dance, okay?
431
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,123
Rest of you, uh, good luck.
432
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,580
Do well on the competition.
433
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,211
See ya.
434
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,837
Well, Mr. Moore,
uh, before we go
435
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,304
what did the baseball have to do
with the Cuban Missile Crisis?
436
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,596
I mean, in case it shows up
on the final or something.
437
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,603
[scoffs]
Yeah. The baseball.
438
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,645
Back in the '50s, uh,
there was a young Cuban pitcher
439
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,939
named Fidel Castro.
440
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,533
He was good, so good
that he got some attention
441
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,989
from Major League scouts and..
442
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,699
...the Washington Senators
gave him a try-out.
443
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,620
They handed him one of these
444
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,989
and he threw it
as hard as he could.
445
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,286
And they said..
446
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,289
"Sorry, Fidel..
447
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,750
you just don't have
a big league fastball."
448
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,001
So...he went into politics.
449
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,380
That's ridiculous.
450
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,183
I mean, it's like saying
if Ronald Reagan
451
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,297
had been a better actor
452
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,853
he wouldn't have
a strategic defense initiative.
453
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,481
[mouths]
Wow.
454
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,438
[bell rings]
455
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,438
- Thank you.
- Deeply.
456
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,730
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
457
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,355
- Buh-bye, Janice.
- Bye.
458
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,652
- Thanks a lot.
- Bye.
459
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,529
Alan..
460
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,410
Mr. Moore, um..
461
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,674
I'll, I'll never forget
how we came this close
462
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,379
to getting me a-a major date.
463
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,669
Well, someday
when you win the Nobel Prize
464
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,006
maybe you'll remember that..
465
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,800
...you learned how to take
a stand right in this room.
466
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,305
They might put up
a little plaque.
467
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,887
Yeah, i-it'll say,
"On this spot
468
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,944
Arvid Engen made a friend."
469
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,442
[laughs]
470
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,697
[theme music]
471
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,083
- Morning, Charlie.
- "Morning, Charlie."
472
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,290
What am I doing here?
473
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,750
He told me to make the call,
I make the call.
474
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,920
- Who?
- I did.
475
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,129
- Why?
- I could say..
476
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,499
Because as a teacher,
you are innovative,
477
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,956
creative and dedicated.
478
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,336
Or I could say, it's because
Arvid's father phoned me.
479
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,514
He's on the board of education.
480
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,394
You will be taking over IHP
for the next couple of weeks
481
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,682
until Mr. Thomas gets back.
482
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,896
That is, if you want to.
483
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,398
[bell rings]
484
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,074
- Okay!
- Hey!
485
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,780
Alright!
486
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,950
[chuckles]
Okay.
487
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,658
Tell me what happened?
I wanna know.
488
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,778
What do you think?
We slaughtered Brooklyn Tech.
489
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:51,495
I know, of course,
you won the meet.
490
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,206
I'm talkin' about real life.
491
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,656
What happened, Arvid?
492
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,996
Well, I was cool.
493
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,513
Looked pretty good.
494
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,546
Danced with a dozen or so babes.
495
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,511
Few of 'em, uh,
asked me to call 'em later.
496
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,058
What a geek!
497
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,807
Simone?
498
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,940
I didn't go to practice
Friday night.
499
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,978
I went to the dance.
500
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,612
You-you, you were at the dance?
501
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,650
Yes.
502
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,652
- I was watching you.
- Oh, oh, you were?
503
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:30,027
You looked pretty cool to me,
Arvid.
504
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:45,128
[theme music]
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