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Varnie: This guy
on the radio went
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prattling on about
some second-hand
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Freudian shit about how
adultery is the last
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rebellious act left
to people in these
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structured modern times.
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Douglas: You've got
to get up, get out
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and do something, man.
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Varnie: Yeah, I told him
I get these migraines.
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Man, it's like a
phone in my head that
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keeps ringing. You know?
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Just ringing.
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Douglas: It's stress.
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Varnie: Ringing, ringing.
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Douglas: It builds up, man.
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Varnie: And nobody even answers.
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Douglas: Did you feel an
earthquake last night?
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Varnie: Nah.
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Douglas: Nada.
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Varnie: No I ain't feel nothing.
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Douglas: Well, the TV
said there was a 4.4,
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and it hit at exactly 4:04 a.m.
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Varnie: That's creepy.
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Douglas: How did you not
feel anything though?
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Varnie: I don't know.
How did you feel it?
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Douglas: Man, your bed shakes.
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Varnie: Nigger, my bed
shakes every night.
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Get the fuck out of here man.
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Douglas: Gangster!
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Man, what you know
about that man?
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Varnie: Man I'm
hitting switches on
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bitches like I was
fixed with hydraulics
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up and down like
a roller coaster.
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Douglas: Oh Tupac, huh?
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You old hologram man singing.
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Varnie: Oh man, shit.
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Douglas: Now tell me again about
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these little sex toys
you designed, man.
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Varnie: I didn't design
no sex toys, man.
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Douglas: Oh come on, man.
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You know the toys,
the little dildo shit.
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Varnie: No, no, no, no.
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I said there was
interest from a sex toy
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manufacturer in an
ad that I designed.
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It was just an ad, that's all,
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but it could have been
for anything really.
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Douglas: Oh, what'd you call it?
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Varnie: Space Invader.
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Yeah, new sci-fi movie.
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Douglas: Hey little
cute ass Shelby girl
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looking over here, man.
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Varnie: I'm going to take 10.
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Douglas: Man this
nigger a bitch.
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Sierrah: Hey, what's up?
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Varnie: Hey.
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How's it going?
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Sierrah: Is that Douglas?
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Varnie: So, what's the deal?
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Sierrah: Nothing I
just wanted to see you.
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Varnie: Well, I'll be home in a
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couple of hours.
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Sierrah: Baby -
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Varnie: What?
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Sierrah: How much?
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Varnie: Enough, all right?
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Sierrah: Baby -
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Varnie: Yes, baby?
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Sierrah: Could you imagine your
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life without me?
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Varnie: That's a
loaded question.
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Sierrah: Baby -
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Varnie: Yes sweetie?
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Sierrah: I'm pregnant.
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Varnie: Fuck.
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You have insurance?
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Sierrah: What?
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Varnie: Maybe I should get you
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a hotel room.
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Sierrah: Why?
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Varnie: You know
to thin the blood,
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champagne and hot tub.
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It's a poor woman's miscarriage.
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Look, it's just not
the right time. Okay?
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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I love you. Okay?
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Okay?
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The important thing is
that when it happens,
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however it happens, it's
got to be the right time.
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You've got to be ready.
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I mean things have
to fall into place.
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I mean come on, we
had an understsanding
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about this.
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Sierrah: I know.
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Varnie: We cool?
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Sierrah: Yeah, we're cool.
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Varnie: You all right?
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Sierrah: Yeah.
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Varnie: Fuck, I've
got to run back.
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So I'll see you tonight?
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Radio: The postwar
generation found solace
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in the austere arms
of existentialism.
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It is the choice that
gives value to the act.
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Seemed to be a grand
idea at the time.
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For as Dostoevsky brilliantly
put it, .
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Now Jean-Paul Sartre
on the other hand,
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declared that a person
cannot define himself
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by disappointed dreams,
miscarried hopes
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or vain expectations.
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So when this
disillusioned commie who
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saw human nature in
all its shades of gray
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was asked, "Who is
the hero of our time?"
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His answer was simple, "It
is the man on the run."
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Sierrah: Sweetie.
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Varnie: Hm?
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Sierrah: You awake?
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Varnie:
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Sierrah: Baby -
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Varnie: What?
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Sierrah: I want it.
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Varnie: How bad do you want it?
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Sierrah: I want ... it.
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Varnie: Ah, no Sierrah come on.
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We've already been through this.
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Sierrah: Why not? Why
not give it a try?
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Why not go through with it?
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Varnie: Go through with it?
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Sierrah: Yeah.
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Varnie: You say it
like it's a good thing.
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Sierrah: I mean come on Varnie.
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It's not like you're
getting any younger.
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I think it's time to start -
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Varnie: Time for what?
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Time for me to give up on myself
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and bury my fucking dreams?
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Sierrah: No.
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I'm just saying.
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Varnie: No, that's what
you're saying though.
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It's like, "This guy ain't
getting anywhere with his shit.
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He needs to strap up,
put on a tie and get
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a real job." Right?
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Sierrah: That's
bullshit, Varnie.
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I've always supported you.
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Don't make this about -
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Varnie: I'm not on your clock.
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Sierrah: I understand that.
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Varnie: I'm not on
your fucking timeline.
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Sierrah: I know you're not -
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Varnie: Do you understand me?
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Sierrah: - my timeline.
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Varnie: Do you understand me?
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Sierrah: Varnie! Come on!
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Varnie: What if
it's a C-section?
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You're the one who's
going to have to wear
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a fucking tie for
the rest of your life
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every time you go to the beach.
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Sierrah: Well, it's
my body and I'll
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do what I want to do with it.
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Varnie: Yeah, well
tell the doctor not
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to put an extra stitch
for daddy because
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this motherfucker is out.
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Sierrah: Wait.
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Wait, you're leaving?
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You about to fucking go?
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Varnie: Niggers ain't shit.
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Sierrah: Varnie.
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Varnie!
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Varnie: What Sierrah?
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What do you want from me?
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Sierrah: I just want
to talk about it.
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Varnie: What? To let
you bury me alive
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because you're fucking bored?
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Sierrah: I'm not bored.
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Varnie: Well you think
this fucking baby
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is going to fix anything?
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Sierrah: I don't need
a baby to fix anything.
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Varnie: What? Do you think
it's going to give you
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some sort of meaning?
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Sierrah: It will
give us a meaning.
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Varnie: There is no fucking us.
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Get that stupid fucking
idea out of your head.
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Sierrah: Oh
God, I just want us
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to have it.
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I'm having it.
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Varnie: You stupid bitch.
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Sierrah: I'm having it.
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Varnie: You stupid bitch.
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Sierrah: I'm having it.
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Varnie: You stupid
fucking bitch.
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Sierrah: I'm having it! Varnie:
You stupid fucking bitch!
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Sierrah: I'm having it! Varnie:
You stupid fucking bitch!
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You're like a string-a-long,
like a fucking
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shitty-ass job.
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Sierrah: It's your life Varnie.
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I can't tell you what to do.
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It's your decision, just
know that your child
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will be out there rolling
just like one of your
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product-less brands.
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You can come by anytime you want
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or if you want I
can give you a call.
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Fuck you!
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Nena: Good morning.
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Nora: Are you with
the rugby team?
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Nena: What?
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Nora: Are you one
of the players?
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Nena: Uh, no. I
don't play rugby.
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Nora: Why not?
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Nena: I work at the post office.
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Nora: Are you delivering?
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Nena: Yes, I do but in Salzburg.
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Nora: What?
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Nena: That's in Austria.
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Nora: So, what are
you doing here?
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Nena: I'm here
for Blonde Priest.
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Nora: What?
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Nena: Blonde Priest.
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Nora: Blonde Priest?
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Nena: Yes.
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Nora: Are you like religious?
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Nena: I love them all.
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Nora: So you have a delivery
for a blonde priest?
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Nena: No, I'm here
for their concert.
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Nora: You're here for
Blonde Priest concert?
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Nena: Yes.
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Nora: Is that like a rock band?
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Nena: Jawohl!. F nf.
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Nora: What?
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Nena: Actually
they're kind of folky,
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Americana, Dylan-ish.
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They were originally
called Sweat Breads,
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but they changed it.
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Nora: They played two days ago.
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Nena: Yes, I'm aware
of this, but you see
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my flight was
cancelled or suspended
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actually because of
another volcano in Iceland.
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I'm sure it's been all
over the news here.
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You see all flights
were grounded because
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of the smoke.
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On top of that I had to
get a connection Chicago
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and that plane got
hit by a truck right
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before take off.
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Nora: Your plane
got hit by a truck?
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Nena: Yes. A loading
truck with luggage.
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Nora: Like what the fuck?
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Nena: One of the teamsters.
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He was -
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We all had to evacuate,
but anyways I was
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hoping to replace these
tickets for the ones of
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their next gig because
you know I missed
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this one due to a
natural disaster,
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and it states here
that I'm eligible
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for an exchange or a refund,
but I don't want a refund.
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You see, there's a
paragraph which states this.
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So here and the original
plane ticket here.
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Nora: I'm going
to call my manager
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and see what he can do.
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He's a tough-ass puto.
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, there's this
girl here who missed
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the concert that was
here like two days ago
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and she missed it because
like of the ice melting
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or some shit like the
ozone layers so now she
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wants us to buy her a
ticket to like Australia.
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Okay.
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He'll be right here.
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Nena: Thank you.
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Radio: You see Terry,
in the poem Au Lecteur
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that prefaces Le Fleurs
du Mal, Baudelaire
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accuses his readers of
hypocrisy and of being
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as guilty of sins and
lies as the poet himself.
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And I quote, "If rape or
arson, poison or the knife
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has woven a pleasing
patterns in the stuff
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of the
canvas we accept as life
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it is because we are
not bold enough."
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April: You're back?
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Varnie: Just to
pick up some shit.
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April: You look tired.
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Varnie: You look
like a bus driver.
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April: I've been
stress eating a lot.
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Varnie: Right.
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April: I get the wrong
e-mail and I kill
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a jar of Nutella.
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Varnie: I started up a
Twitter for that thing.
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April: I know. I've
got over 200 followers.
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Most of them porn stars.
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Your shit is in the garage
and your room is rented.
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Dad: He was like,
"You got a nice accent
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you can get away
with a lot of shit."
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Because you know you
can be at the club
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saying some foul stuff
to a woman and if
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you're saying it to her
in a nice posh English
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accent she'll still
think you're sexy.
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Varnie: Dad, I'm going to LA.
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Moving actually.
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I'll be staying with Cliff.
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Dad: But what ain't
sexy is that Indian
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sounding shit.
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He was like, "No
woman wants some
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guy on top of her going
oh I'm giving it to you.
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Say my name, say Punjab."
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Man black shirt: Hey
yo what's up nigger?
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What you got nigger?
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MC Shit: Hey yo! Hey
yo! MC Shit right here
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check my shit out.
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It's the hottest shit
on the streets for real.
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Man black shirt: What
else you got nigger?
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Man sunglasses:
Yo Cool Cat Clay.
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MC Shit: Hey yo I'm
telling you shit's just
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10 bucks.
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I'm telling you it's the
hottest shit out here.
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For real. You need that MC Shit.
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Man sunglasses: Yo my
lady, peep that out.
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Cool Cat Clay.
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MC Shit: Yo that's the wrong -
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Man black shirt: What
else you got nigger?
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MC Shit: That's the wrong
shit I'm telling you.
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This the hottest
shit right here.
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MC Shit.
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Man black shirt: What
else you got nigger?
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MC Shit: You need
this in your life.
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Man long hair: First name
band, club name laser.
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Varnie: Yeah, it's just
like that guy on the streets
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will tell us, man.
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There's only two
ways out of the rain,
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one shoulders or on a
stretcher, but right now -
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Fuck! I've got to go cop.
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Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm here man.
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Traffic cop: If don't
report every five minutes
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to a dispatcher police
patrol will come
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and check on -
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Varnie: Look, I was
just on the phone man.
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It must have just
expired a second ago.
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Traffic cop: It starts
blinking two minutes after it -
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Varnie: So what? Is that it?
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Traffic cop: I
already have your -
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Varnie: Man, fuck you then.
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Fuck out the way!
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Fuck!
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Everything all right?
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Traffic cop: Sir, I'm
going to have to ask
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you to step aside and -
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Varnie: Nobody talking
to your bitch ass, man.
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I'm making sure she's all right.
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Traffic cop: I'm going
to ask you one more -
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Nena: No, no, no, no.
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There's no need.
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It was my fault.
348
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,403
You see I'm daltonic.
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I'm color blind.
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Traffic cop: I've
developed a fear of
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a completed sentence
ever since -
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Nena: Yeah, I was
confused with the -
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I was wondering how to
get to the train station.
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Varnie: I can take you there.
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I'm heading that way, so -
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Nena: Great! Great
yeah that's super.
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Traffic cop: You know
you might be better off
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if a police officer gave
you a ride ever since
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you can't see -
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Nena: We're cool. Thank you.
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Varnie: I win.
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Nena: Thank you, really.
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00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:33,884
Bye.
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Varnie: Is he following me?
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00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,819
Nena: You know I
did feel the tension
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between the two of you.
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Varnie: Tension?
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00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,520
He thought I was a thug.
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Nena: They are probably
trained to think that way.
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00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:04,872
Varnie: He voted
McCain and supports
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that Florida pastor that wants
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to burn the Koran.
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Nena: It's nice, Oakland.
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Varnie: Are you
fucking kidding me?
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00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,454
Nena: No. It's urban
decay and piercing
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smell of urine, give
it so much character.
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Varnie: Yeah well in
English we say hood.
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Nena: Hood.
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Varnie: No, no, no. Hood.
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Nena: Hood. Hood. Hood.
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Varnie: No forget it. Forget it.
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So where you from?
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Nena: I'm from Berlin,
Germany, but I live
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in Austria.
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00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,476
Varnie: Austria?
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00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,869
Nena: Yes, near
Salzburg, a little town
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00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,002
called
famous for making
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00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,264
Mozartkugel.
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Varnie: Huh?
390
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,528
Nena: Mozart balls.
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You want to try one?
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Varnie: What are
you talking about?
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00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,362
Nena: It's a ball of
green pistachio marzipan
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00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,409
covered in a layer
of nougat and dunked
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00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,325
in chocolate, made by
hand and because Salzburg
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00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,544
was Mozart's birth
town we put his
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00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:13,201
face on everything, even pills
for restless leg syndrome.
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00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:14,637
Varnie: What?
399
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,812
Nena: Mozartkugel.
400
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,386
Varnie: No, it's okay.
401
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,387
Nena: Go on, try one. It's good.
402
00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:49,411
Varnie: Hm. That's
some good shit.
403
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:50,630
Nena: Yeah. It's good, huh?
404
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,501
Varnie: Yeah, das is good shit.
405
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:53,546
Nena: Yeah!
406
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,377
You know? Movies?
407
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,423
Varnie: So what are
you doing here anyway?
408
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,425
Nena: Well, I was
supposed to be here two
409
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:09,039
days ago to attend a
Blonde Priest concert,
410
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,391
but I was stuck in Austria
because of the volcano.
411
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:17,308
No flights were allowed so
now I exchange the tickets.
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00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,833
I have two tickets and
I have to make it to
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00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,574
San Bernadino by tomorrow night.
414
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,966
That's when they perform.
415
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,273
So now I'm trying to
figure out how to get
416
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,448
there to see them play.
417
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:27,797
Do you know Blonde Priest?
418
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,146
Varnie: Nope.
419
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,365
Nena: I've never heard
them perform live.
420
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,889
But you don't know
how many times
421
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,238
I've played it out in my head.
422
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,414
Varnie: Oh yeah?
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00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,632
Nena: It's going to be super.
424
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,547
Varnie: Well I can
drop you off in LA.
425
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:39,853
I mean I'm heading that way.
426
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,985
Nena: Yeah? would you?
427
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,552
Varnie: Yeah, sure.
428
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:44,597
Nena: Thank you.
429
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,424
Varnie: From there
you can probably
430
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,207
catch a bus.
431
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,426
Nena: Yes or a train.
432
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,688
Varnie: As long
as you don't mind
433
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:49,602
sitting next to a guy
with an aluminum walker.
434
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,777
Nena: Thank you. Really.
435
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,952
Varnie: No, it's fine.
436
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,040
I just want to piss
off this cop and
437
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,476
his little asshole vehicle.
438
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,608
Nena: Thank you.
439
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,436
Varnie: Stop saying
thank you. Please.
440
00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,135
Gratitude is a milder
form of revenge.
441
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,868
Say what's your name?
442
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:25,872
Yo!
443
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:29,702
Nena: I'm sorry.
444
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:30,659
Varnie: What's your name?
445
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,532
Nena: Oh, Nena. Like the band.
446
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:35,664
Varnie: What band?
447
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:37,361
Nena: Nena, you know?
448
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,450
The first German new wave.
449
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,323
99 Luftballons
450
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,499
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
451
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,240
Hielt man f r Ufos aus dem All
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00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:48,416
Darum schickte ein General
453
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,678
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher -
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00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:50,505
Varnie: Okay. Calm down.
455
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:54,553
Nena: What's your name?
456
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:56,337
Varnie: Varnie.
457
00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:57,817
Nena: Varnie?
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00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,687
Varnie: With a V.
459
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:01,734
Nena: How cool.
460
00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,606
You know if I guessed
by your name I'd
461
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,390
say you are the coolest guy.
462
00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:07,740
Varnie: If I guessed
by your name I'd
463
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,176
say you were big and dyke.
464
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:14,050
Nena: The first impression
goes a long way.
465
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:15,312
Varnie: The first
thing I told you was
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00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,313
to fuck off.
467
00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:17,706
Nena: Yeah, this is true but the
468
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,536
way in which you
unloaded your frustration
469
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,320
was very respectable.
470
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,584
You looked me
straight in the eyes
471
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,933
and it's off your chest.
472
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:28,587
Very few people can do that.
473
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,067
The rest of them internalize
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00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,243
and grow a canker sore.
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00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,115
Varnie: Interesting perspective.
476
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:36,638
Nena: Yeah. That's
what I'm saying.
477
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,640
The perspective, you know?
478
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:41,774
Most people are unable
to shift the perspective
479
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:44,777
and that ability to
shift the perspective is
480
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,561
the true power, you know?
481
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:51,000
We see someone who's
dying of cancer
482
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:55,614
and it's tragic and
sad, but we never step
483
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,399
back to celebrate the
triumph of the cancer
484
00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,835
or at least give it credit.
485
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,359
I mean you know the
little fucker resisted
486
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,666
all the treatments
and survived the chemo
487
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,363
and it won't want
to back down and let
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00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,887
anything get in the
way of its mission.
489
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,105
You know?
490
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,672
It fucking did what
it set out to do.
491
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,849
And that has its place.
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00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:17,810
Varnie: I've got to download.
493
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,246
Nena: What?
494
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:20,639
Varnie: I've got to take a shit.
495
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,250
Nena: Download?
496
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,470
Varnie: Yeah, it's
those balls you gave me.
497
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:27,776
Nena: Ah Mozartkugel.
498
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,691
Varnie: Yeah.
499
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:31,998
Nena: You've got to
download some Mozart.
500
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,479
Varnie: Just stop talking.
501
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:38,657
Nena: Drop some cards.
502
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,122
Do you feel better?
503
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,384
Varnie: We'll see.
504
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,212
Nena: I got you a
large Pepto-Bismol,
505
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:14,127
three diet 7-ups a
dark chocolate brownie
506
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,432
and a chicken noodle soup.
507
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,566
Varnie: Noted and appreciated.
508
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,828
Nena: And also I want to buy you
509
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:20,829
a pair of flip-flops.
510
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:22,396
Varnie: Why?
511
00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:23,658
Nena: Well I figured
you're moving
512
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,965
to Los Angeles and
it is very convenient
513
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:28,532
on your foot. It's good
so which one you like?
514
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:29,751
What's your size?
515
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,144
Varnie: Um, I don't know.
516
00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:31,840
It depends you
know. On the shoe.
517
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:34,364
Let me see.
518
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:38,760
That's good.
519
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,414
Nena: You don't
want to try them on?
520
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:41,110
Varnie: No, no,
no it's all right.
521
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,024
I can tell.
522
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,417
Nena: Just try it on.
523
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,635
Varnie: I don't
want to try them on.
524
00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:45,941
Nena: You don't
want to try them on?
525
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:46,899
Varnie: Don't ask
me the question I
526
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,248
just answered.
527
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,815
Nena: You will be safer
if you try them on.
528
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,078
I mean just to make
sure because this
529
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,993
is unlikely the place
you would return to
530
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,559
for an exchange in
case you find out
531
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:56,430
they don't fit.
532
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:57,736
Varnie: Forget it.
533
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,739
Nena: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
534
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,741
No problem. Just tell
me which one you like.
535
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:04,699
Varnie: I don't give
a fuck as long as
536
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,005
they're not pink.
537
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,746
Nena: Okay. Which ones are pink?
538
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:10,792
Varnie: Are you kidding me?
539
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,228
Nena: What?
540
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,100
Varnie: I thought that
was an act back there
541
00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:14,883
with the cop.
542
00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:15,797
Nena: An act?
543
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:16,798
Varnie: The cop.
544
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,017
Nena: No. No.
545
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,933
I was telling the truth.
I'm really Daltonic.
546
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,110
Varnie: Get the
fuck out of here.
547
00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,247
Damn.
548
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,771
Nena: I can't even get
a driver's license.
549
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,252
Varnie: What color
are your shoes?
550
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:38,907
Nena: Gray.
551
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:41,910
Gray like everything else.
552
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:43,216
Varnie: You hungry?
553
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,739
Nena: I could eat
a stuffed camel.
554
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:46,393
Varnie: What?
555
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,307
Nena: That's officially
the biggest meat
556
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,264
in the world.
557
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:49,352
Varnie: I didn't say let's get
558
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:50,266
genocidal on our stomachs.
559
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:50,832
I just figured we should go get
560
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:51,790
some grub.
561
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:53,792
Nena: It's stuffed with goats
562
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:54,749
and beef.
563
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:01,756
You know, I thought
about it a lot.
564
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:06,282
And you know maybe this
is the way the world
565
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:07,588
was meant to be seen.
566
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:11,679
I mean like me, I
mean the way I see it.
567
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,202
Varnie: That's hardly the case.
568
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,683
I mean you know most
people see colors.
569
00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,516
You're kind of like a
glitch in the system.
570
00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:25,824
Like young republicans
or underhung black guys.
571
00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:32,439
So, what else do
you do to distract
572
00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,180
yourself when you're
not at the post office?
573
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:35,834
Nena: I play bass.
574
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:37,661
Varnie: How's that going?
575
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:38,749
Nena: Oh, very fine.
576
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:39,881
I'm in a band.
577
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:41,448
Varnie: Got a name?
578
00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:42,318
Nena: Sisyphus.
579
00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:44,538
Varnie: Sisyphus?
580
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,888
Nena: Yeah, we
make Sisyphus rock.
581
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:48,977
Varnie: Sisyphus?
582
00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:51,327
Nena: Sisyphus, you
know the guy who was
583
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:54,548
condemned by the gods
to forever roll a
584
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:57,812
rock to the top of the
mountain where the rock
585
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,683
would then fall back
of its own weight and
586
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:00,859
roll back down.
587
00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:04,253
I guess they thought
there's no more dreadful
588
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:07,561
punishment than futile
and hopeless labor.
589
00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:09,215
Varnie: Sisyphus.
590
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,043
Nena: I named it.
591
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,783
Varnie: After a futile
laborer of the underworld.
592
00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:18,746
Nena: Camus said that,
"One always finds one's
593
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:21,923
burden again," and that
the struggle itself
594
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:25,622
towards the heights is
enough to fill a man's heart.
595
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,060
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
596
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:28,887
Varnie: I'm sure
he's having a ball.
597
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:32,847
So where do you guys play?
598
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,154
Nena: On the weekends we
play at
599
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:36,155
and .
600
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:37,852
Varnie: Is that a club?
601
00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:40,899
Nena: An intersection,
very busy.
602
00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,127
We recorded a couple of demos.
603
00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:54,390
It's not the best
quality, but all
604
00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:55,914
of our friends seem to like it.
605
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:59,004
Varnie: Yeah, but that's
like deaf and dumb
606
00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,962
parents applauding
their retarded kids.
607
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:01,920
You know?
608
00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,052
Nena: Hm.
609
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,794
Do you want to hear
some Blonde Priest?
610
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,319
Varnie: Sure, why not.
611
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,040
Is that how you get down?
612
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,258
Nena: Huh?
613
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,478
Varnie: Is that how
you dance to it?
614
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:42,482
Nena: What do you think?
615
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:15,863
Varnie: We've got to go.
616
00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,169
I've got to bounce.
617
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,650
Nena: No, no, no,
no. I've got it.
618
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,130
I got it.
619
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,142
Varnie: All right. So
this is all residential,
620
00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:35,274
which means there's
no traffic lights,
621
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,188
but you've got to
look out for the kids.
622
00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:41,280
Can you drive?
623
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:42,977
Nena: Woooo!
624
00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,110
Varnie: Right, right
keep it straight.
625
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:45,849
Keep it straight.
626
00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,199
Nena: This is super.
627
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:48,896
Varnie: Yeah, but you've
got to do it right though.
628
00:33:48,939 --> 00:33:49,984
Hold on a second.
629
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:54,075
Like that.
630
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,250
Now take this hand
off the wheel.
631
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:57,165
There you go. That's
called dipping.
632
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,123
Nena: Dipping?
633
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:58,993
Varnie: Yeah, dipping -
634
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:00,386
Dipping and tripping.
635
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,082
You know what I'm saying?
636
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,040
Nena: I'm dipping.
637
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,128
Varnie: Yeah, you're dipping.
638
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:05,478
We've got to bump
some shit though.
639
00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:06,435
Nena: I have some
good shit in here
640
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:10,831
like one of those shits.
641
00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:12,224
Varnie: Okay.
642
00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,016
Varnie: No, no, no
that's not working.
643
00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,849
Let's try some of this.
644
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,116
There you go. Now
you're gangster.
645
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,118
Nena: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
646
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,513
Varnie: Yeah, okay
don't do that.
647
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,601
That's not gangster.
648
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,211
Nena: True that. True that.
649
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:44,604
Varnie: Okay don't
let go of the wheel.
650
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,521
Nena: Let's trip up
some white people.
651
00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:50,218
Varnie: Yeah, you do that.
652
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,439
Nena: More beat.
653
00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,139
Make it bounce.
654
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,619
Varnie: Yeah it's
not that kind of car.
655
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:00,576
We need to make this
right. Okay nice and slow.
656
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,621
Nena: I got it. I got it.
657
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,101
Just tell me when it's green.
658
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,103
Varnie: Go ahead and
make this right turn.
659
00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:06,843
Careful watch out for the car.
660
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,195
Slowly.
661
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,025
All right keep it
straight. Keep it straight.
662
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:17,158
You want to make the
next right before
663
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,246
the intersection.
664
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,076
Fuck, there's a bus behind you.
665
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,121
Just pull over. Pull over.
666
00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:24,339
Nena: Mexicans!
667
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:25,166
Varnie: Pull over.
668
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:26,602
Pull over! Pull over!
669
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:27,342
Stop! Stop! Stop!
670
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:28,169
Brakes, brakes, brakes!
671
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,001
What the fuck was that?
672
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:35,437
Nena: I'm sorry.
673
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,621
Regis:
We missed the bus.
674
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:46,840
Varnie: Sorry guys.
675
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:47,710
Nena: I'm so sorry.
676
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:48,885
Regis: He had interview.
677
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,191
Varnie: When's the next bus?
678
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:50,800
Regis: For the job.
679
00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:51,540
Nena: When?
680
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:52,715
Regis: With the manager.
681
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,108
Varnie: She got excited
seeing Mexicans.
682
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,196
Regis: Oh, we are
from El Salvador.
683
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:57,720
Varnie: Same -
684
00:35:58,808 --> 00:35:59,679
Shit.
685
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,986
Regis: Shit, yes. Same, no.
686
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,685
Varnie: Listen, I'm
sure there's a bus every
687
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:06,642
15 minutes.
688
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:08,166
Nena: Can we give him a ride?
689
00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:10,342
Where do you need to be?
690
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,865
Regis: The Hotel Sheraton.
691
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,911
Varnie: The Sheraton? That's
really out of the way,
692
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,479
but I can get you guys there.
693
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,916
Can you fit in the back.
694
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:21,527
Regis: Sure, sure amigo.
695
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:22,745
I can fit my whole family.
696
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,225
My name is Regis.
697
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:25,661
This is my son Oswaldinho.
698
00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:27,576
He's the best. He's
like me. The best.
699
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,231
Oswaldinho, he was away
for a couple of years.
700
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,365
He was at the university.
701
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,627
Nena: What did you study?
702
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,281
Regis: Oh, he don't
like to talk too much.
703
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:40,067
He, how you say a deep
thinker, like his madre.
704
00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:41,634
You know kids now a days.
705
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:44,289
He make some mistakes,
but now he's back
706
00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:47,857
and he has a little
nina .
707
00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:48,858
Nena: Your girlfriend?
708
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:50,164
Regis: Oh, no, no. Es su bebé.
709
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,210
Yeah. I have the picture.
710
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,996
Nena: Oh, look at the baby.
711
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:58,781
Regis: Yes, she is very cute
712
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,130
and very quiet too.
713
00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:02,002
Nena: Varnie, look at the baby.
714
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,223
Regis: Yes, he is going
to have another baby.
715
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,355
His wife
gordita.
716
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:08,487
Nena: Really?
717
00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,228
Regis: Oh yes. She is the best.
718
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,142
Nena: Funf.
719
00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:18,279
Nena: I'd like three
kids. One of each.
720
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:22,457
Regis: Yes, well
you know Oswaldinho,
721
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,242
he had to get a job first.
722
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:29,247
He can become the
valet or maybe he
723
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:33,251
can go into the kitchen
and help the chef
724
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:37,037
with the dishes and
then maybe he can
725
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,301
become the engineer
or maybe even the
726
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:45,828
chief engineer and
then maybe one day
727
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,047
the manager.
728
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,443
So what do you do Senor Varnie?
729
00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:53,836
Varnie: I'm a designer.
730
00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:55,447
Nena: Really?
731
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:56,491
Regis: Yes.
732
00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:01,279
He is the best. He
make a lot of money.
733
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,368
Varnie: What about you Regis?
734
00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:05,544
Regis: Me I am the engineer.
735
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,633
Nena: My
husband is the engineer.
736
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,506
Regis: I start as the
valet and then I get
737
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:16,337
the tips and then I got
the tools, then the pass
738
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,252
key and everything.
739
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,253
I am the best.
740
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:21,342
The call to me on the radio.
741
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,823
They say, "Senor
Regis code one."
742
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:27,305
I call back and I
say, "10-4," like the
743
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:32,353
general then I go
and I fix the toilet.
744
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,357
They used to call
it the code brown,
745
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:39,317
but then they
decided to change it.
746
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,068
Nena: What is it
that you design?
747
00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,635
Varnie: Brands.
748
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,420
Nena: Why brands? How
do you go about it?
749
00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:00,294
Varnie: Well, you know
brands set the tone.
750
00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:03,384
I mean if you go to a
museum and see some art
751
00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,907
the vast majority of
people are going to
752
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,387
look at the little title card
with the artist's name on it
753
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,954
before they ever pay
attention to the painting
754
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,521
that's in front of it.
755
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,262
Nena: I like expressionists
and the wonderful
756
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,742
ways they apply gray.
757
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:15,657
Varnie: That's where I come in.
758
00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:17,267
With an already built up brand,
759
00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:18,921
a productless brand,
a brand you could just
760
00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,097
attach your product
to, any product and
761
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:23,448
like that their friends.
762
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:24,884
Why?
763
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,102
Because they've got the
following the brand came with
764
00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,539
because see people have
always heard of it.
765
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,584
They just didn't know
what it stood for.
766
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:32,848
Nena: Anything I
might know about?
767
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,329
Varnie: Well if you've ever
heard of .
768
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:37,723
Nena:
I regret that's not
769
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,377
too familiar.
770
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,161
Varnie: Well, I sold that
one to a perfum company
771
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,075
in the bay area.
772
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,555
Nena: Wow.
773
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:44,294
Varnie: Right? Yeah,
I had the whole
774
00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,339
production going on.
775
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,209
Check this out.
776
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,393
Nena: Wow.
777
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,047
Varnie: And those are
a bunch of web sites,
778
00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,266
a bunch of web sites.
779
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,487
Nena: Crappyfathersdaygift.com.
780
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:06,447
Varnie: I've got a novel,
an idea a preface, a
781
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:07,361
cover design.
782
00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,407
Someone just needs to write it.
783
00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:12,235
That's why I'm moving to
LA to snag some investors.
784
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,194
I've got a fucking movie.
785
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,588
Nena: Daniel Craig
starring as Vladimir Putin.
786
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:18,459
Varnie: Yeah. The mad Russian.
787
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,417
Nena: Wow.
788
00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:20,722
Varnie: So the
whole world can feel
789
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:21,636
my truth.
790
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:23,769
Nena: Are you on Facebook?
791
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:24,552
Varnie: Fuck no.
792
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,470
Nena: Ooh. What's this?
793
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,211
Varnie: Oh, that's
an old Russian
794
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:35,389
aircraft carrier converted
into a hotel/brothel/casino.
795
00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,957
Nena: I want to apply
for a job there.
796
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,785
Varnie: But again that
could be anything really.
797
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:43,441
Nena: Dude, you are a genius.
798
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,443
Varnie: But I'm broke
and there's a lot of
799
00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,009
idiots out there making bank.
800
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,055
Nena: Like Ben Stiller.
801
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,404
Varnie: Yeah give me
YouTube, some radio time,
802
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,188
billboards and I can
fill up a sports arena
803
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:54,582
with an audience ready
for a concert for a band
804
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:55,801
that doesn't even exist.
805
00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:56,889
Nena: Fuck, I'd go.
806
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:57,498
Varnie: Right.
807
00:40:58,630 --> 00:40:59,544
Nena: Funf!
808
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:00,501
Varnie: What?
809
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:01,807
Nena: Funf.
810
00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:04,200
Varnie: I don't know
if you're trying to
811
00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,375
salute the furor or
give me a high five.
812
00:41:05,419 --> 00:41:06,464
Nena: Yes five, funf.
813
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:08,509
Varnie: Funf.
814
00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:15,533
I'm not going to
debate you, Nena.
815
00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:17,535
Hipsters are not
saving the world.
816
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,540
Fucking mincing around.
817
00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:25,760
You see that little
club right there?
818
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,806
Chill spot right?
819
00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:30,373
Nena: Very fine indeed.
820
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,897
Varnie: Yeah, well it's
very high on the DBS.
821
00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:33,333
Nena: DBS?
822
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,682
Varnie: Douche bag scale.
823
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:36,249
Nena: Douche bag scale?
824
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:37,729
Varnie: Yeah, I mean
look at the facial
825
00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:39,513
expressions, look
at their clothes.
826
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,602
Looks at those
jeans for God sakes.
827
00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:42,908
What is that shit?
828
00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:44,344
You fart you blow
your shoes off.
829
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:47,216
Nena: Do you feel diminished by
830
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,522
their shortcomings?
831
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,610
Varnie: What?
832
00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:51,525
Nena: What else
bothers you about LA?
833
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,050
Varnies: Bikers,
joggers, Armenian
834
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,617
cab drivers, veggie
juice, Persians, cops,
835
00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:00,403
traffic, bums, TV
producers who wear Crocs,
836
00:43:00,447 --> 00:43:02,362
Mexicans who don't speak
any fucking English,
837
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,582
unemployed actors, all
those frozen yogurt places,
838
00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:07,367
bums. What about yourself?
839
00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:09,761
Nena: This is my
first time here.
840
00:43:10,849 --> 00:43:11,937
Varnie: I mean in general.
841
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:12,894
What's the one
thing to date that's
842
00:43:12,938 --> 00:43:14,113
disappointed you the most?
843
00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:17,420
Nena: The fall of Troy.
844
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,266
Do you have a girlfriend?
845
00:43:38,311 --> 00:43:39,442
Varnie: I go to
some games but I'm
846
00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:40,661
not a season ticket holder.
847
00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:42,620
Nena: I see.
848
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,711
Varnie: I kind of look
at myself like a sailor
849
00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,626
who's left one shore
but hasn't quite
850
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:49,801
reached the other one.
851
00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:51,150
You know what I mean?
852
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:54,457
I mean it's like the
original ideas that
853
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,634
before I drop an anchor,
settle down I mean,
854
00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:58,984
I've got to spread
my wings first.
855
00:43:59,811 --> 00:44:02,727
Set aside some dough,
enough to buy freedom.
856
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:04,772
Then I'd go to Philadelphia.
857
00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:05,860
Nena: Why Philadelphia?
858
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,036
Varnie: Because I
always wanted to climb
859
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,647
those rocky steps. You know?
860
00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:14,695
Get to the top, flex,
then I'd take a year off,
861
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:17,089
travel, visit every
country, stop in every bar
862
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:21,180
and have a drink, then fuck
a girl in each country.
863
00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:26,620
That way I could see
the world and fuck it.
864
00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:29,710
That's what's up.
865
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,605
Nena: You know? Most dreams
866
00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:59,827
are spawned as an issue really.
867
00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:05,703
Some sort of complex
developed at an early age
868
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,966
and now you've got
a knot sitting in
869
00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:11,752
your stomach like
a harpooned seal
870
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,711
waiting for its grand showdown
871
00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:14,842
with the world.
872
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:19,151
It throbs underneath
your skin like a lost
873
00:45:19,194 --> 00:45:22,763
and captured moth beating
away against the glass
874
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:25,374
over and over again,
but you see it's only
875
00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:28,726
when we part from it that
we grow, only when we
876
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,902
abandon our plan A and
try to make something
877
00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:33,861
out of plan B or
C or D, you know.
878
00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:36,472
What do we get there?
879
00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:41,086
I mean .
You know?
880
00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:43,871
What's along the roadside.
881
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,751
Varnie: I'm not
sure I'll ever stop
882
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,883
wondering about
girls who pass by.
883
00:45:57,276 --> 00:45:58,451
You know the ones
you see for only
884
00:45:58,494 --> 00:46:01,584
about a couple of
seconds walking down
885
00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:05,110
the street, sitting in
a car at a red light,
886
00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:07,286
playing with their
phones in a cafe.
887
00:46:09,549 --> 00:46:11,899
It's for those couple of
seconds that your eyes
888
00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:14,859
beg you to let you
steal more of her.
889
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:19,733
I fall in love maybe 15
times a day on average
890
00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:23,345
and it's those girls, I
believe, are all we'll
891
00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:26,740
ever know about true
love on this earth,
892
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:28,786
in this life.
893
00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:34,792
Nena: We are the
creatures of appetite.
894
00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,143
Varnie: You like chicken?
895
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,581
Nena: Yeah. I love chicken.
896
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:44,453
Until I was 12 I
thought they could fly.
897
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:46,804
My cousin used to
refer to me as a
898
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:48,066
fat little chicken.
899
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:49,937
I also became a
member of an animal
900
00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,852
right group called
Kentucky Free Chicken
901
00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:56,248
but it turned out to
be a fake, a scam.
902
00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:57,989
Varnie: Is that right?
903
00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,425
Well I'm taking you
to Cousin Cliff's.
904
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,296
Nena: Yeah. Cousin
Cliff is good.
905
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,690
I ate there before. They
have one in Germany.
906
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,127
Varnie: I'll be sure
to let him know that.
907
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:54,175
Cliff: Vicious!
908
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,524
Varnie: What's up cuz?
909
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:57,875
Cliff: You could have
parked in the rear.
910
00:47:58,136 --> 00:47:59,137
Varnie: Oh, that's
fine. That's fine.
911
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,182
Cliff: Who is this?
912
00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:02,880
Nena: Hi. I'm Nena.
913
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,535
Cliff: Nena. Like
the band right?
914
00:48:07,058 --> 00:48:09,060
Nena: Yes!
915
00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,452
You know Nena?
916
00:48:10,496 --> 00:48:11,845
Cliff: Yes, I fucked the
shit out of the drummer.
917
00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:18,156
I think religion is
making a comeback.
918
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:21,899
The internet, Facebook, Twitter.
919
00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:26,686
Even the fucking Pope
is going like that shit,
920
00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:28,035
follow that.
921
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:29,907
My dear friend Caspian
made a trip to New York
922
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,952
to see this shaman who
was telling him about
923
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:35,042
Jainism, which preaches
that there are 30
924
00:48:35,086 --> 00:48:38,002
heavens and seven hells
layered throughout our lives.
925
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,787
He was going to teach
him how to fly through
926
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:45,531
spheres and hear
cosmic bells and shit.
927
00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:46,836
Varnie: Then he told him
which forms to fill out.
928
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,055
Cliff: I'm serious.
929
00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:50,014
Nena: Actually Blonde
Priest is just a name
930
00:48:50,057 --> 00:48:51,015
of the band.
931
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:52,930
It's a band.
932
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:54,018
Cliff: Is it a German band?
933
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:56,063
Nena: American actually.
934
00:48:56,585 --> 00:48:58,848
Most of the time it's
just one guy with a guitar
935
00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:01,590
and the name Priest
comes from an old
936
00:49:01,634 --> 00:49:05,116
theory that a good joke
is like a disguised priest
937
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:08,249
that weds every couple,
especially couples
938
00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:10,208
whose relatives disapprove.
939
00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:11,557
Cliff: I'll drink to that.
940
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,341
Nena: I'm not even baptized.
941
00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:14,995
I was told that when
they tried to baptize
942
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:17,955
me when I was a kid I took
a shit in priest's hands.
943
00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,610
Cliff: Well let me
tell you something girl
944
00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:24,613
you missing out because
as one of my clients says,
945
00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:27,747
"Thank God I was
raised Catholic because
946
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,315
sex will always be dirty."
947
00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,623
Nena: Well there's some -
948
00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:35,929
Varnie: You know what
the new religion is?
949
00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:40,542
Green, environmentally friendly,
organic shit, recycling.
950
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:42,240
Cliff: Just ignore him.
951
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,895
Varnie: What if you
do everything right,
952
00:49:46,113 --> 00:49:48,507
you die and you go to
heaven, you get there
953
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:51,031
and there's a little
old Christian lady,
954
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:54,643
a three-legged
dog and that's it.
955
00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:03,087
Nena: Their songs are
like sex you know?
956
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:08,396
They start very shy and
then the melody slides
957
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,357
in and it's like ...
it stirs your heart.
958
00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:45,303
Making the light
burst all over us all
959
00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:48,741
and you just want to play
it again, over and over
960
00:50:48,784 --> 00:50:49,829
and over again.
961
00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:52,136
Varnie: Then you get
sick of it and you
962
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:53,180
have to find a new song.
963
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,186
Cliff: Thanks love.
964
00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:02,929
Put your hair down you look
like a fucking samurai.
965
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,238
Varnie: What's with
this banging shit?
966
00:51:07,281 --> 00:51:08,543
Cliff: That's
Miyoko's boy .
967
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:12,243
He's 14 I swear to God
he's like tossing it
968
00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:14,767
six times a day at least.
969
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,899
Varnie: I didn't
know she had a kid.
970
00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:18,423
Cliff: He's lost like 35
pounds since they've been here.
971
00:51:19,293 --> 00:51:20,251
Nena: Bless her offspring.
972
00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:21,861
Varnie: If I had
known I would have
973
00:51:21,904 --> 00:51:22,688
brought him something.
974
00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,255
A pogostick.
975
00:51:24,298 --> 00:51:27,127
Cliff: He makes it
seem like he's working
976
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,782
on a science project,
building some shit.
977
00:51:30,261 --> 00:51:32,132
You know he's from
Mongolia and they lived
978
00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:33,307
in a circular tent.
979
00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:34,700
Nena: A yurt!
980
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,745
Cliff: Even his mom,
she sometimes picks up
981
00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:39,835
a brush and start
painting compulsively.
982
00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:45,102
Sick shit like pigeons
rolled up in newspaper.
983
00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:48,148
Then she starts
singing Abba songs.
984
00:51:51,717 --> 00:51:53,980
Pugs liked billboards. Yes.
985
00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:56,243
Varnie: Poor pugs.
986
00:51:56,983 --> 00:52:00,421
Cliff: He was my dog,
Pugsley. He passed.
987
00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:05,861
Someone put poison
in his coffee.
988
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,167
Varnie: Fuck them.
989
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:08,125
Nena: Your dog drank coffee?
990
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,910
Cliff: Coffee, whiskey, vodka.
991
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,130
Pugsley was the shit.
992
00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,611
He was raped by a
pitbull and had his
993
00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:20,180
balls bitten off by a
yorkie but not once,
994
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:22,748
never gave up.
995
00:52:24,315 --> 00:52:26,926
I used to ride around
all over town looking
996
00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,841
for the best deal on cremation.
997
00:52:29,537 --> 00:52:31,278
Them fuckers.
998
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,193
Robbery.
999
00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:35,239
This one place was asking $1500.
1000
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,892
Nena: Fuck them.
1001
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,285
Cliff: I was like
sweetie is this some
1002
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:41,201
sort of deal? Like can
I get a two for one?
1003
00:52:43,464 --> 00:52:44,552
Nena: That's so niggardly.
1004
00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,163
Cliff: What?
1005
00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:47,816
Nena: I think it's great.
1006
00:52:48,339 --> 00:52:49,296
Cliff: What?
1007
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:52,169
Nena: I am very
niggardly myself.
1008
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:54,258
Varnie: What are
you talking about?
1009
00:52:55,128 --> 00:52:57,174
Nena: It means being
able to find a bargain.
1010
00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,132
Some people call it cheap,
1011
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,221
but I like it buying
shirts at the gas station
1012
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:03,180
or eating strictly
at restaurants
1013
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:06,008
that has pictures
of food on the menu.
1014
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:07,706
Varnie: What?
1015
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,316
Nena: Niggardly.
1016
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,665
Cliff: Sweetie, where did
you learn your English?
1017
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,319
Nena: Woody Allen movies.
1018
00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:16,758
Many words like
adventitious, hebetudinous.
1019
00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:20,153
My aunt got the custody
of her ex-husband's
1020
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,372
collection when he left her.
1021
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:24,984
He used to manage a
local cinematic and
1022
00:53:25,027 --> 00:53:26,377
was quite a Woody fan.
1023
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:29,336
Cliff: Is Woody still
married to his daughter?
1024
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,686
Nena: She's not his daughter.
1025
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,298
You see his ex-girlfriend's
adopted daughter
1026
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,082
whom he never fathered.
1027
00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:37,736
Varnie: Don't
listen to her Cliff.
1028
00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:38,693
She'll make genocide
sound like a really
1029
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,086
good idea.
1030
00:53:40,129 --> 00:53:42,741
Nena: And I think it's
beautiful and brave
1031
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,264
because he could have picked any
1032
00:53:44,308 --> 00:53:46,397
prepossessing little
waitress who wants
1033
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,703
to make it in the movies,
but no he went out
1034
00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:50,052
on the brink.
1035
00:53:50,444 --> 00:53:52,838
He took the blows from
the public because,
1036
00:53:52,881 --> 00:53:54,056
you know?
1037
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,797
Cliff: The heart
wants what it wants.
1038
00:53:55,841 --> 00:53:56,711
Nena: Yeah.
1039
00:53:56,755 --> 00:53:58,365
Varnie: I hate that phrase.
1040
00:53:58,409 --> 00:53:59,627
It's like the woman who
had a baby when she was 63
1041
00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:01,368
but couldn't breastfeed
because her arms were
1042
00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,413
too short.
1043
00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:04,415
Nena: Cop, cop, cop, cop.
1044
00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,329
Varnie: Ah fuck.
1045
00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:06,417
Cliff: Oh I was with a cop once.
1046
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,679
Varnie: I can't
fucking believe this.
1047
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:10,334
Cliff: He was so young
and funny. So buff.
1048
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:11,291
Varnie: Okay. Calm down.
1049
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,251
Cliff: But he was short as shit.
1050
00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:28,700
Mitts: Sir, please take
the key out of the ignition
1051
00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:30,005
and throw it on the street.
1052
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,138
Nice and slow.
1053
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:36,925
Keep your hands
where I can see them.
1054
00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:42,235
Are you aware that you were
driving with a taillight out?
1055
00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:45,673
Varnie: No. I mean what?
How would you even know -
1056
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:47,066
Mitts: Could you please
describe for me exactly
1057
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,763
the last car you
saw in front of you.
1058
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,593
Varnie: It was a Toyota.
1059
00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:54,291
Mitts: Corolla?
1060
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:55,466
Varnie: Sure, I guess.
1061
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:56,249
Mitts: Pretty beat up?
1062
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,381
Varnie: It seemed new.
1063
00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,252
Mitts: Light blue, silverish?
1064
00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:01,123
Varnie: It was black.
1065
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,342
Mitts: That was him.
1066
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:03,517
Varnie: Who?
1067
00:55:03,561 --> 00:55:04,257
Mitts: You have any
drugs in the car?
1068
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:06,346
Cliff: No.
1069
00:55:07,434 --> 00:55:08,435
Mitts: What's your name?
1070
00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:11,003
Cliff: Cliff.
1071
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,265
Mitts: Yeah? Cliff,
why don't you step out
1072
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,397
onto the sidewalk for me, huh?
1073
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,441
Cliff: Why?
1074
00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,355
Mitts: Come on.
1075
00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:16,791
Out of the car Cliff.
1076
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,532
Varnie: Yo, what is this shit?
1077
00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,447
Mitts: You! Turn around!
1078
00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:23,320
No one should see your face.
1079
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,583
On the hood Cliff. Come on.
1080
00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:29,326
You got anything
on you I'm going to
1081
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,370
stick myself with Cliff?
1082
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:32,329
Cliff: No.
1083
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:33,112
Mitts: You packing any heat?
1084
00:55:33,155 --> 00:55:34,374
Cliff: What?
1085
00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:35,288
Mitts: You got a
gun on you Cliff?
1086
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,333
Straps, anything like that?
1087
00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:37,812
Cliff: No.
1088
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:38,944
Mitts: You got a blow gun?
1089
00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:39,814
Cliff: What?
1090
00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:42,339
Mitts: No?
1091
00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:46,517
What the fuck?
1092
00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:49,433
Keep walking lady.
1093
00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:52,523
Keep walking.
1094
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:58,311
Tell me Cliff, why
is it Asian babies
1095
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,617
always look so confused?
1096
00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:01,314
Cliff: Huh?
1097
00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:02,837
Mitts: You all right?
1098
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:04,752
Why you walking
around with a cucumber
1099
00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:06,841
in your pocket while the
world's falling apart?
1100
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:08,495
Cliff: Well I -
1101
00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,977
I use it for gin and tonics.
1102
00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,154
Mitts: For a relaxing
time, making it a
1103
00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,373
time.
1104
00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:18,375
Am I right?
1105
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:19,550
It's either that or
you're whacking off
1106
00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:20,899
in the closet.
1107
00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:21,639
Nena: Do you know
what the best part
1108
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,770
about masturbation is?
1109
00:56:23,118 --> 00:56:24,250
Mitts: No.
1110
00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:28,472
Nena: It's the
cuddling afterwards.
1111
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:30,343
Mitts: What's that?
1112
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,475
Nena: Woody Allen.
1113
00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:32,606
Mitts: What?
1114
00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:33,868
Nena: It's a funny anecdotal.
1115
00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:35,479
Mitts: Where you from?
1116
00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:36,349
Nena: I'm from Berlin,
Germany but I live
1117
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,568
in Austria.
1118
00:56:37,611 --> 00:56:38,873
Mitts: How long you been
in the United States?
1119
00:56:39,831 --> 00:56:40,701
Nena: For two days.
1120
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,050
Mitts: Yeah?
1121
00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:44,879
Show me how you suck a cock.
1122
00:56:46,446 --> 00:56:47,665
Spit your gum out.
1123
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:48,840
Spit your gum out
and show me with
1124
00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:50,450
your mouth how you suck a cock.
1125
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:51,756
Nena: I'm not chewing gum.
1126
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:53,061
Mitts: Spit it out. Show
me how you suck a cock.
1127
00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,802
Varnie: That's
shit man.
1128
00:56:59,372 --> 00:57:00,504
I fucking knew it.
1129
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:01,983
Mitts: Whoa. Whoa.
1130
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,507
Cliff: What's the deal here?
1131
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:06,161
Mitts: Mitts. Pleasure to
make your acquaintance.
1132
00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:06,945
How did I do?
1133
00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:08,337
How was that?
1134
00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:09,556
Varnie: What the hell
is going on here Mitts?
1135
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,601
Mitts: I'm an actor.
I'm in this play
1136
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:13,821
and I play a cop. All right?
1137
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:17,477
And in the first part of the
play I arrest some people
1138
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,392
and then five acts later
for about two minutes
1139
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,568
I come back in and I
arrest some more people.
1140
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,570
The rest of the time I'm
just kind of walking around
1141
00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,572
on the streets bored.
1142
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:27,966
Varnie: So, you figured
you would fuck with us?
1143
00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,621
Mitts: Fuck is such a
strong like negative -
1144
00:57:30,664 --> 00:57:31,796
I don't -
1145
00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:32,971
It's more of an
energy that I exude.
1146
00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:34,668
You know?
1147
00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:38,585
I just try to act. That's
the dream, the passion.
1148
00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:39,630
Varnie: You method motherfucker.
1149
00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:40,935
Mitts: Exactly.
1150
00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:41,849
You guys want to
come check it out?
1151
00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:43,547
It's pretty fucking awesome.
1152
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,462
This chick Angela shows
her tits at the end.
1153
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,464
There's plenty of
seats. I'll get you in.
1154
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:49,466
It's not a money thing.
1155
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:50,684
Varnie: We have
previous committments.
1156
00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:53,600
Mitts: Little weird
for a play though.
1157
00:57:53,644 --> 00:57:55,428
I'm not sure you would
like it, but I think
1158
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,081
you might.
1159
00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:57,386
Check this out.
1160
00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:00,694
Cadillac, panda bear,
seven Belgian milk
1161
00:58:00,738 --> 00:58:02,522
peddlers sodomizing the panda.
1162
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,133
I think it's
political, but I'm not
1163
00:58:05,177 --> 00:58:06,395
entirely sure.
1164
00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,485
Cliff: Sounds like
a sublime piece.
1165
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,661
Mitts: It's a little pervertito.
1166
00:58:10,704 --> 00:58:11,662
If you know what I mean.
1167
00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:12,619
Nena: You should take Miyoko.
1168
00:58:13,098 --> 00:58:14,360
Mitts: Fucking
weird if you don't.
1169
00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:15,317
Varnie: We've got to go.
1170
00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:16,580
Mitts: Where you going?
1171
00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:17,494
Nena: The party.
1172
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:18,973
Mitts: Can I come?
1173
00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:20,235
Varnie: Fuck no.
1174
00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:21,410
Cliff: You can take my jacket.
1175
00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:22,760
Mitts: Yes, yes!
1176
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:23,761
Varnie: Are you
fucking kidding me?
1177
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:25,545
Cliff: It's Paco Rabanne.
1178
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:26,720
Mitts: Gay.
1179
00:58:26,764 --> 00:58:27,504
Varnie: Wait, wait,
wait. Hold up.
1180
00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:28,592
What about your play?
1181
00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:29,549
Cliff, what the fuck man?
1182
00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:30,550
Mitts: This is happening.
1183
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:31,290
I'm making this happening.
1184
00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:32,944
This is happening.
1185
00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:33,510
Cliff: He's tall.
Mitts: Let's do this.
1186
00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:37,209
Yes Cliff, but I think
like a short man.
1187
00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,387
I was in a bunch
of deleted scenes
1188
00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:42,475
in the movie Limitless.
1189
00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:44,869
That's the one where
Bradley Cooper discovers
1190
00:58:44,912 --> 00:58:47,611
this clear little pill
and it allows him 100%
1191
00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:50,701
of his brain function
and basically he just
1192
00:58:50,744 --> 00:58:52,224
becomes Charlie Sheen.
1193
00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:57,577
I also had this one
commercial, but they wanted
1194
00:58:57,621 --> 00:58:59,057
me to wear like
an Ed Hardy shirt.
1195
00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:00,537
So I was just like, "Fuck that."
1196
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,198
Did you ever notice that
an Acura symbol looks
1197
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:11,852
exactly like a pussy?
1198
00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:15,595
It's just upside down.
1199
00:59:24,691 --> 00:59:25,779
That's silly.
1200
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,742
German porn. That's all
I'm saying. Yah. Yah.
1201
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:33,874
Nena: Oh!
1202
00:59:34,962 --> 00:59:36,616
Cliff: Vicious, you
need to pitch to Frank.
1203
00:59:36,964 --> 00:59:39,706
He's got that gunslinger
mentality. Push, push, push.
1204
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:41,055
Make a deal. Make a deal.
1205
00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:43,188
Mitts: Make a
deal. I'm about it.
1206
00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,319
Nena: Oh, I'll be right back.
1207
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:45,625
Mitts: I'm all over it.
1208
00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,453
You push. I'll deal.
1209
00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,542
Or you can deal.
Whatever you're feeling.
1210
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,587
You complete me.
1211
01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:03,034
Varnie: Is that him?
1212
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,298
Varnie: What the fuck am
I smiling at him for then?
1213
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:07,691
Cliff: Okay that was Armando.
1214
01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:08,822
He goes under Armand.
1215
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,911
He's in fashion, one
of them fashion guys.
1216
01:00:11,869 --> 01:00:16,613
He owns a store or
something, Toilet Tablet 2000
1217
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:18,005
Flushes or some shit.
1218
01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:21,226
But fashion though.
He's a nice guy.
1219
01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:24,621
Fucking flamer. Nice though.
1220
01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:27,624
Mitts: Got to look
away from the lens.
1221
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:28,625
Got to be aloof.
1222
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:31,671
Cliff: You know I
never know where
1223
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,412
to look when I'm
eating a banana.
1224
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:35,370
Mitts: Crazy.
1225
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:36,415
Where you been?
1226
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,634
Nena: Oh, I was in the restroom.
1227
01:00:38,678 --> 01:00:39,636
I was downloading.
1228
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,552
Cliff: You are such
a cute little person.
1229
01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:47,774
Nena: You know Varnie
is also an artist.
1230
01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:49,646
I think he's very brave.
1231
01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:51,648
Varnie: I'm going to browse.
1232
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:53,911
Cliff: All right super star.
1233
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:56,348
Don't give up that
gorgeous ass for under
1234
01:00:56,391 --> 01:00:57,436
100 bucks.
1235
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:09,056
Party girl: I will not!
1236
01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:10,667
Varnie: Wait, he had
an ugly orgasm face?
1237
01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:12,016
Party girl: Yeah, a weasel face.
1238
01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:13,931
Pointy mouth, squished face.
1239
01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:14,845
Varnie: What?
1240
01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:16,107
Party girl: Oh, I've had worse.
1241
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:18,370
Lizard face, mouth wide,
fucking neck tendons
1242
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:18,892
sticking out.
1243
01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:22,287
Beaver face. Chin all
tucked in, buck teeth.
1244
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:23,941
Oh, wait monkey face.
1245
01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:26,247
Pursed lips.
1246
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:26,900
Ew.
1247
01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:28,249
Fucking ew.
1248
01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:30,556
So why do guys flex when
you touch their arm?
1249
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,863
Varnie: It's just there.
1250
01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:33,907
Party girl: Just there.
1251
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,737
Varnie: Hey, what's up?
1252
01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,305
Nena: Just browsing you know?
1253
01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:42,611
Hey, you want to dance?
1254
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:45,179
Varnie: I'm kind of
networking right now.
1255
01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:45,789
So -
1256
01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:47,181
Nena: Cool.
1257
01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:49,662
Varnie: But it
looks like I'm going
1258
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,707
to leave soon.
1259
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:51,969
I spoke with cousin
Cliff so you can
1260
01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:53,884
stay at his place
tonight, no problems.
1261
01:01:54,754 --> 01:01:55,929
You can stay with those guys.
1262
01:01:56,321 --> 01:01:57,670
You can stay here
and hang with Mitts.
1263
01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,237
Is that cool?
1264
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,239
Nena: Yeah. Yeah. No worries.
1265
01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:03,502
I'll show him how to
suck a guy's cock.
1266
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,814
He's actually a nice guy.
1267
01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:14,121
Bad actor, but nice guy.
1268
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,995
Varnie: All right. Cool.
I'll see you in the morning.
1269
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:19,866
Nena: Cool. Cool.
1270
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,389
Varnie: You having fun?
1271
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:22,739
Nena: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1272
01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:24,871
There's a guy in
the corner playing
1273
01:02:24,915 --> 01:02:26,830
with a little train inside so -
1274
01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:37,841
Mitts: Do they have
pianos in Cuba?
1275
01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:41,061
Because you can't
play worth a fuck.
1276
01:02:41,975 --> 01:02:43,237
Just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1277
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:44,804
Did you know Fidel
Castro started out
1278
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:45,936
as an actor.
1279
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,155
Woman dark hair: Are
you trying to relate?
1280
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:50,505
Mitts: Yeah. I'm trying
to relate to you.
1281
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:52,116
Man hat: An Esther
Williams picture called
1282
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:53,465
Easy to Wed.
1283
01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:55,380
Woman dark hair: Are
you an actor too?
1284
01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:57,904
Man hat: There can be only one.
1285
01:02:59,427 --> 01:03:00,689
Mitts: Highlander!
1286
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:05,303
Man hat: Fuck my
wife? Fuck my wife?
1287
01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:06,783
Mitts: De Niro!
1288
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,001
Man hat: Thank you.
1289
01:03:08,045 --> 01:03:08,915
Mitts: Raging Bull.
1290
01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:10,787
How do you not know this?
1291
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:13,572
All right I've got one for you.
1292
01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:15,008
Man hat: All right. Go for it.
1293
01:03:16,314 --> 01:03:17,881
Mitts:
1294
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,752
Man hat: Natural Born Killers.
1295
01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:21,058
Come on.
1296
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:22,407
Mitts: You still -
You didn't know that?
1297
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:23,451
Man hat: I've got
one. I've got one.
1298
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:24,757
Mitts: Go for it.
1299
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,762
Man hat: I want to
take his face off.
1300
01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,824
Man red shirt:
1301
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,695
Nipples of Venus.
1302
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:53,786
What do you think?
1303
01:03:57,442 --> 01:04:01,185
Nena: I feel there's
something wanton.
1304
01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:03,840
Man red shirt: Gauguin
was an immature artist.
1305
01:04:05,102 --> 01:04:09,149
Man tank top: It's like
something, something.
1306
01:04:10,368 --> 01:04:11,456
Man red shirt: It
doesn't make any sense.
1307
01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:13,197
Any fucking sense.
1308
01:04:15,068 --> 01:04:17,941
Nena: You know the reason
is about 17th on the
1309
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:20,769
list of attributes that
defines us as a species.
1310
01:04:21,335 --> 01:04:23,076
Man red shirt: I know
honey, you're confused.
1311
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,643
Where you from?
1312
01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:26,427
Nena: I'm from Berlin,
Germany, but I live in Austria.
1313
01:04:27,037 --> 01:04:28,821
Man red shirt: Oh shit.
Sprechen sie deutsch?
1314
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:34,827
Nena:
1315
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,873
Man red shirt: I feel like
I should bang my heels.
1316
01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:45,577
Look I'm a very
special guy. What's up?
1317
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,232
What do you say we
take a walk outside.
1318
01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:49,929
I'll show you around.
1319
01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:51,670
You're kind of cute.
1320
01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:55,848
Hm, what do you say?
1321
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:57,284
Good times.
1322
01:04:59,547 --> 01:05:00,897
Man tank top: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1323
01:05:01,506 --> 01:05:02,899
Man red shirt: You like
it don't you sweetheart?
1324
01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:04,726
Varnie: She doesn't
want to go man.
1325
01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,076
Come on.
1326
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,338
Man red shirt: What
do you fucking care?
1327
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:09,079
Nena: I should go
into my fake limp.
1328
01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:10,384
Varnie: Have a good night.
1329
01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:11,124
Man red shirt: Oh
are we cool now?
1330
01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:12,430
Are we boys?
1331
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,173
Man tank top: Oh,
oh, oh that's my boy.
1332
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,174
Hey, hey chill.
1333
01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:18,827
Oh, oh big boy like the Hulk.
1334
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:19,611
Oh!
1335
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:22,135
Oh big boy. Oh big boy.
1336
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:23,528
Okay, okay.
1337
01:05:26,748 --> 01:05:28,011
Oh, oh hey.
1338
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,233
It's okay man.
1339
01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:34,931
Mitts: It's not okay,
you fucking pendejo.
1340
01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:37,585
Migra. Migra. Migra.
1341
01:05:37,890 --> 01:05:38,804
Man tank top: That's racist.
1342
01:05:38,847 --> 01:05:41,111
Mitts: Migra. Migra. Migra.
1343
01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:51,730
Varnie: Here, go
wait in the car.
1344
01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,080
Where's Cliff?
1345
01:05:54,124 --> 01:05:54,994
Mitts: Who?
1346
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:56,082
Varnie: Cliff, where is he?
1347
01:05:57,388 --> 01:05:58,519
Mitts: He took off with
Mr. Potato Head earlier.
1348
01:05:58,563 --> 01:05:59,956
Is she going to be okay?
1349
01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,174
Varnie: Yeah, we're just,
we're going to take off.
1350
01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:02,741
Mitts: Okay.
1351
01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:03,611
Varnie: What about you?
1352
01:06:03,655 --> 01:06:04,917
You going to be all right?
1353
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,963
Mitts: Yeah. Yeah I'm
going to get in with
1354
01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:08,007
this Brazilian chick.
1355
01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:10,575
It's an ordeal, but
I'm going to pull that.
1356
01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:13,795
Yeah. I'm going to
need my utility belt
1357
01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:16,233
from your car
before you take off.
1358
01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:54,967
Varnie: How's your head?
1359
01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:56,012
Nena: It's all right.
1360
01:06:56,621 --> 01:06:57,448
I'm a trooper.
1361
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,363
Varnie: Let me see.
1362
01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,202
Do you have any
napkin or Kleenex?
1363
01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:13,420
Nena: No.
1364
01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,553
Varnie: No?
1365
01:07:15,596 --> 01:07:17,033
You're a girl you're supposed
to carry that shit with you.
1366
01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:22,864
Come on let's get
you cleaned up.
1367
01:07:55,419 --> 01:07:57,203
Why do you carry two
tickets for that concert?
1368
01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,645
Nena: I was hoping to
give one away. You know?
1369
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:06,430
To someone.
1370
01:08:14,655 --> 01:08:15,743
Varnie: Can I have it?
1371
01:08:18,703 --> 01:08:19,486
Nena: No.
1372
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:13,236
Varnie: Right.
1373
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,064
Nena: Cuddlement!
1374
01:09:23,246 --> 01:09:24,856
A girl can dream can't she?
1375
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,859
Varnie: We're
crossing the LA river.
1376
01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:30,470
Which apparently exists.
1377
01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:39,392
I mean sure but it's
like dreaming of being
1378
01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:40,698
a bullfighter when
you're born in like Japan
1379
01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,134
or England.
1380
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:44,658
Nena: The best dreams
are the ones that
1381
01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:45,920
grow old with us.
1382
01:09:46,443 --> 01:09:48,227
Varnie: Yeah, but
reality is a grim place.
1383
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,576
Nena: Yeah, this is true.
1384
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:54,494
But it's the only place
where you can get mochi.
1385
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:56,192
Varnie: What?
1386
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,411
Nena: Mochi. It's a
Japanese icecream,
1387
01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:06,724
but it's light like a vegetable
that dies and gives itself.
1388
01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,946
Varnie: Looks like a scrotum
that died and gave itself.
1389
01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:19,519
Mm.
1390
01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:20,781
Nena: Mm-hmm.
1391
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:22,957
If I was food I would be mochi.
1392
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:26,657
Varnie: Look, nothing personal.
1393
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,180
Nena: I try not to take
anything personally.
1394
01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:33,446
Mm, I think that nothing is
personal for that matter.
1395
01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:36,841
Somebody says fuck you.
1396
01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:38,712
It's not about you.
1397
01:10:39,017 --> 01:10:40,192
They've got their
own thing going on.
1398
01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:42,412
Or an
of self esteem.
1399
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,110
Your boyfriend cheated on you.
1400
01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:47,068
Stop looking inwards.
1401
01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:51,159
Why not ask one's self,
has he had a good time?
1402
01:10:51,769 --> 01:10:54,032
And hope that he
had the best time,
1403
01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:58,210
that she did a super
job emptying him out
1404
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,777
and that it was worth
it and really mean it.
1405
01:11:01,126 --> 01:11:01,996
Varnie: I think there
is girlfriend material
1406
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:02,867
in you after all.
1407
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:04,390
Nena: I know there is.
1408
01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:07,350
Varnie: Can I have some
more of that Japanese shit?
1409
01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:08,438
Nena: Mochi.
1410
01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:09,439
Varnie: Mochi, thanks.
1411
01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:11,397
Nena: So nice.
1412
01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:14,922
Varnie: You know what?
I mean you're right.
1413
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:17,534
People are consumed
with this fucked up need
1414
01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:20,319
to be themselves some sort
of illusion of a meaning.
1415
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,407
You know?
1416
01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:23,757
Kind of like I don't
know Mexicans that
1417
01:11:23,801 --> 01:11:25,106
start those car clubs.
1418
01:11:26,499 --> 01:11:27,457
Nena: Or the guys with
chest hair that call it
1419
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,806
the love carpet.
1420
01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:30,242
Varnie: Right. So
you understand.
1421
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,288
Nena: Yes, you are
a little reserved.
1422
01:11:32,331 --> 01:11:33,376
Varnie: As long as we
are on the same page.
1423
01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:34,290
Nena: Oh yeah.
1424
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,378
Varnie: You don't expect me to -
1425
01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:36,204
Nena: I don't expect you to.
1426
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:37,510
Varnie: Right. Cool.
1427
01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:38,685
Nena: You know go all
you can eat buffet on me.
1428
01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:39,599
Varnie: What?
1429
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,384
Nena: Yeah?
1430
01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:43,255
Varnie: Listen you little
dirty minded kraut.
1431
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,343
Nena: That's how
rumors get started.
1432
01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:46,519
Varnie: Listen,
there's a line in me.
1433
01:11:47,172 --> 01:11:48,739
That line separates
everything that is public
1434
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:51,263
domain from what
belongs only to me.
1435
01:11:51,872 --> 01:11:53,091
You have to sense that line.
1436
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:54,745
Life happens on that line.
1437
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:57,313
Don't try to cross it
or pull me over it.
1438
01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:00,141
You want to meet me on
that line then stay there.
1439
01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:01,578
Do not reach.
1440
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,276
I can get there on my own.
1441
01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,365
Besides, people try
to manipulate others
1442
01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:08,585
into crossing that
line to be what they
1443
01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:09,934
want them to be.
1444
01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:13,372
So, let's just stay out
of each other's shit.
1445
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,338
Nena: I'm completely lovable.
1446
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:07,774
Varnie, how about this one?
1447
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:10,473
Available immediately
in Inglewood.
1448
01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:12,649
One bedroom basement apartment
1449
01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:14,433
with separate entrance.
1450
01:13:14,477 --> 01:13:16,392
Tastefully decorated
with modern decor.
1451
01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:20,874
Approximately 650 square
feet, security bars
1452
01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:22,441
installed for your
safety and to prevent
1453
01:13:22,485 --> 01:13:24,269
unauthorized activity.
1454
01:13:24,661 --> 01:13:28,491
Closed circuit camera installed
for security and safety.
1455
01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:31,102
One in your suite, one
at the entrance and
1456
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:34,758
one in the exercise yard.
Rent is $850 a month.
1457
01:13:35,019 --> 01:13:37,413
Security deposit required
as well plus first
1458
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,805
and last rent.
1459
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:40,851
I don't make the rules,
I'm just a fat black woman.
1460
01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:42,461
Varnie: What else?
1461
01:13:42,896 --> 01:13:44,463
Nena: That's it.
There's a number for
1462
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,773
and a full-page ad
for a pack of Newports
1463
01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:51,688
with picture of President Obama.
1464
01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:55,431
I love his name, Barrack Obama.
1465
01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:58,434
That right there says power.
1466
01:13:59,522 --> 01:14:00,479
It sounds like he
should be finding a
1467
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:01,828
lawyer this weekend.
1468
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:03,482
Varnie: Fuck!
1469
01:14:23,937 --> 01:14:25,069
Fuck!
1470
01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:26,462
Nena: Battery?
1471
01:14:28,246 --> 01:14:29,465
Do you have another one?
1472
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,423
Varnie: I'm not a
fucking mechanic, Nena.
1473
01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,070
Nena: Do you have
any sunblocker?
1474
01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:20,994
What's your favorite color?
1475
01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:24,607
Huh?
1476
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:28,828
Varnie: Car!
1477
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:29,568
Nena: What?
1478
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:30,569
Varnie: Car!
1479
01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:32,615
Nena: Ooh!
1480
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:38,071
Milutin: In my country
when you buy Yugo car
1481
01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:42,598
it comes with bus
schedule included.
1482
01:16:44,469 --> 01:16:45,339
Varnie: Thanks for stopping sir.
1483
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,733
Milutin: Okay. That's okay.
1484
01:16:50,344 --> 01:16:51,607
Varnie: My battery
took a shit on me.
1485
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:52,564
Do you have jumper cables?
1486
01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:02,705
Varnie: Yeah?
1487
01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:04,620
Milutin: Yeah. Yeah.
1488
01:17:08,058 --> 01:17:09,146
Varnie: Thanks that's -
1489
01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:12,758
Thank you.
1490
01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:13,629
You dog.
1491
01:17:27,817 --> 01:17:30,471
Varnie: Well I'm
not really from LA.
1492
01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:31,647
Milutin: That's
okay. That's okay.
1493
01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:51,188
Anyways.
1494
01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:54,757
Nena: Oh yeah?
1495
01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:00,110
Varnie: What kind of business?
1496
01:18:02,721 --> 01:18:07,944
Nena: That is good.
1497
01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:09,249
Nena: Wow.
1498
01:18:12,775 --> 01:18:13,645
Nena: I know you are.
1499
01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:15,995
Milutin: Yeah.
1500
01:18:42,282 --> 01:18:43,196
Varnie: What happened?
1501
01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:54,251
Nena: Do you live around here?
1502
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:01,649
Varnie: Two of them?
1503
01:19:27,632 --> 01:19:28,720
You dog!
1504
01:19:39,949 --> 01:19:41,298
Huh?
1505
01:19:55,529 --> 01:19:56,400
Nena: Like Bush.
1506
01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:00,491
Milutin: Bush.
1507
01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:24,863
You know?
1508
01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:45,057
You dog!
1509
01:20:53,674 --> 01:20:58,201
Nena: In Germany two
gay penguins adopted
1510
01:20:58,244 --> 01:21:01,595
a chicken that was
thrown out of a parent's
1511
01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:02,422
batch.
1512
01:21:03,206 --> 01:21:04,598
Milutin: Hm.
1513
01:21:04,642 --> 01:21:05,948
Nena: Yeah, there was an
article in the Spiegel.
1514
01:21:07,079 --> 01:21:07,993
Milutin: Spiegel?
1515
01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:42,914
Nena: Ooh!
1516
01:23:05,197 --> 01:23:06,111
Jerry: Can I help you?
1517
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,638
Jerry: I asked if
I can help you.
1518
01:23:19,429 --> 01:23:20,952
Jerry: So you're the shit man?
1519
01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:36,576
Jerry: The dump is
scheduled for Thursday.
1520
01:23:37,273 --> 01:23:38,796
Come back on Thursday.
1521
01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:52,070
Varnie: We just need a jump.
1522
01:23:54,681 --> 01:23:55,682
Jerry: What the
hell's your name?
1523
01:23:56,901 --> 01:23:57,815
Varnie: Varnie.
1524
01:23:58,946 --> 01:24:00,296
Jerry: Your face looks familiar.
1525
01:24:01,210 --> 01:24:02,776
Varnie: Have you been to
the post office recently?
1526
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:09,566
Jerry: Yeah. I sent
out 150,000 postcards
1527
01:24:10,306 --> 01:24:11,437
all over the world.
1528
01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:13,439
You know what they said?
1529
01:24:16,877 --> 01:24:18,096
Blow me.
1530
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,710
I don't know why I
did that or what I was
1531
01:24:23,754 --> 01:24:25,060
trying to prove, but -
1532
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:30,239
All right. You can stay,
but shit man's got to go.
1533
01:24:34,417 --> 01:24:35,766
Jerry: Why do you
keep saying that?
1534
01:24:39,161 --> 01:24:41,424
Nena: Can you let
him do his job?
1535
01:24:41,467 --> 01:24:42,294
Please?
1536
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:46,385
Jerry: No.
1537
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:52,087
Nena: Mr. Milutin is
all charged up and
1538
01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:55,090
he really wants to go in there.
1539
01:24:56,308 --> 01:24:58,093
Jerry: Milutin fucked
up the date okay?
1540
01:24:58,615 --> 01:24:59,964
Why did you fuck that up?
1541
01:25:04,186 --> 01:25:05,274
Jerry: Listen, you know what?
1542
01:25:05,317 --> 01:25:06,753
Don't tell me how to say stuff
1543
01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:11,018
because I'm an American and
I can say it like I please.
1544
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,674
Just like they did
on Ellis Island.
1545
01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:23,901
Jerry: The gypsy
girl at the office,
1546
01:25:23,944 --> 01:25:27,122
the receptionist,
she fucked it up.
1547
01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:28,906
Jerry: Are you?
1548
01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:30,342
Jerry: Yeah.
1549
01:25:30,386 --> 01:25:31,213
Jerry: No?
1550
01:25:31,256 --> 01:25:32,214
Milutin: No.
1551
01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:32,997
Jerry: You've got a yellow towel
1552
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,216
on your fucking head.
1553
01:25:45,966 --> 01:25:47,142
Nena: Hey, Milutin.
1554
01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:52,190
Can I ask you a
personal question?
1555
01:26:25,267 --> 01:26:26,224
Peace brother.
1556
01:26:27,704 --> 01:26:28,705
Jerry: Thanks for the smoke.
1557
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,196
Nena: Can I use your restroom?
1558
01:26:45,635 --> 01:26:47,202
I just need to change.
1559
01:26:53,382 --> 01:26:54,948
Jerry: It's inside on the left.
1560
01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:56,776
Nena: Thank you.
1561
01:26:56,820 --> 01:26:58,430
Jerry: Please don't throw
any paper in the bowl.
1562
01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:14,419
Nena: I think they have
finch fights going on here.
1563
01:28:15,202 --> 01:28:15,986
Varnie: What?
1564
01:28:16,029 --> 01:28:17,379
Nena: The finch fights.
1565
01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:19,424
It is the new hot
underground thing of
1566
01:28:20,599 --> 01:28:22,297
There's a lot of
betting involved and the
1567
01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:24,734
way they fight them
they would put two
1568
01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:26,997
male finches and one
female in one cage
1569
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,607
and they male would
fight to death.
1570
01:28:28,651 --> 01:28:29,956
Varnie: Okay, calm down.
1571
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,306
Nena: Sometimes they
put pieces of razors
1572
01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:32,437
on their little claws.
1573
01:28:32,481 --> 01:28:33,743
There was an article
in the Spiegel.
1574
01:28:34,178 --> 01:28:35,440
Varnie: What's the Spiegel?
1575
01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:36,615
Nena: I really think
we should do something.
1576
01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:38,922
Varnie: Listen, no one
cares what you think.
1577
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:40,184
You have a Facebook account.
1578
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,099
And what's up with the jacket?
1579
01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:44,536
Nena: I thought I
looked respectable.
1580
01:28:45,537 --> 01:28:49,324
Varnie: Just stay where
I can see you please.
1581
01:29:12,216 --> 01:29:13,435
Man black jacket: Done.
1582
01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:15,480
Jerry: All that's
missing is a .
1583
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,090
Man black jacket: I
don't have one on me.
1584
01:29:19,571 --> 01:29:21,530
Jerry: Well go get it
you stupid little fuck.
1585
01:29:22,574 --> 01:29:23,619
What the fuck am
I paying you for?
1586
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:24,707
Man black jacket:
You're not paying me.
1587
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:25,664
I'm your son-in-law.
1588
01:29:26,665 --> 01:29:28,101
Jerry: Can't you just be useful?
1589
01:29:29,407 --> 01:29:30,277
Be useful.
1590
01:29:31,931 --> 01:29:33,368
Come on little fuck. Get up.
1591
01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:41,201
He knows I'm kidding.
1592
01:29:41,245 --> 01:29:42,333
He likes it.
1593
01:29:43,639 --> 01:29:45,989
Varnie: So I don't think
my car needs a .
1594
01:29:47,904 --> 01:29:50,385
Jerry: Every car
needs a , man.
1595
01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:52,169
Varnie: I don't even
know what a is.
1596
01:29:52,212 --> 01:29:53,475
It sounds foreign
and kind of pervy.
1597
01:29:55,433 --> 01:29:57,740
Jerry: A is a
revolutionary air freshener.
1598
01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:02,788
It smells like spring rain.
1599
01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:06,444
It also releases negative ions,
1600
01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:07,402
as well as oxygen.
1601
01:30:08,054 --> 01:30:09,273
It keeps you kind of -
1602
01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:11,449
It keeps you kind of perky.
1603
01:30:12,276 --> 01:30:14,452
I'm in charge of
marketing for this region.
1604
01:30:14,931 --> 01:30:16,498
Maybe you can get
on board and spread
1605
01:30:16,541 --> 01:30:18,195
the word and make some cash.
1606
01:30:19,631 --> 01:30:23,418
I'm sure it's different
from crack money.
1607
01:30:25,245 --> 01:30:26,421
But green is green.
1608
01:30:47,572 --> 01:30:48,834
Varnie: So what do I
owe you for the work?
1609
01:30:49,879 --> 01:30:51,097
Jerry: Don't worry about it.
1610
01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:52,882
Jerry's not a ballbreaker.
1611
01:30:53,535 --> 01:30:54,579
He wants to help.
1612
01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:57,147
Today is my youngest
grandson's birthday.
1613
01:30:57,626 --> 01:30:58,844
He turns four.
1614
01:30:58,888 --> 01:31:00,585
We're going to make a
surprise party for him.
1615
01:31:01,934 --> 01:31:05,634
He's got some sort of deep
psychological problems.
1616
01:31:06,199 --> 01:31:09,725
He likes to headbutt
stuff like an angry
1617
01:31:09,768 --> 01:31:11,422
mountain goat.
1618
01:31:13,555 --> 01:31:14,599
Bam! Bam! Bam!
1619
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,652
The kid's only four and he's
already losing his shit.
1620
01:31:24,479 --> 01:31:26,655
The only thing that
really calms him down
1621
01:31:26,698 --> 01:31:27,830
is birds.
1622
01:31:29,527 --> 01:31:31,486
Now even all the birds
are killing each other
1623
01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:33,618
We have to separate them.
1624
01:31:38,710 --> 01:31:39,581
Strange.
1625
01:31:48,328 --> 01:31:49,112
Varnie: Take care man.
1626
01:31:49,155 --> 01:31:49,678
Jerry: All right.
1627
01:31:54,073 --> 01:31:54,857
Nena: Drive.
1628
01:31:55,292 --> 01:31:56,075
Varnie: What did you do?
1629
01:31:56,119 --> 01:31:56,685
Nena: Just drive.
1630
01:32:33,722 --> 01:32:34,810
Varnie: I'm adopted
too. You know?
1631
01:32:35,245 --> 01:32:36,551
Nena: Really?
1632
01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:39,815
Varnie: I mean I can't
prove it but you know
1633
01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:41,556
I'm pretty sure.
1634
01:32:43,688 --> 01:32:45,603
So how many guys have
you been with before me?
1635
01:32:54,351 --> 01:32:55,178
Nena: 25.
1636
01:32:56,266 --> 01:32:57,136
Varnie: Not bad.
1637
01:32:58,790 --> 01:32:59,791
Nena: How about yourself?
1638
01:33:00,705 --> 01:33:01,576
How many girls?
1639
01:33:02,098 --> 01:33:03,099
Varnie: About 60 I think.
1640
01:33:03,882 --> 01:33:04,709
Nena: Very good.
1641
01:33:05,014 --> 01:33:05,841
Varnie: Yeah.
1642
01:33:10,193 --> 01:33:11,020
You want to know
why I didn't want
1643
01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:12,064
to try on those flip flops?
1644
01:33:12,804 --> 01:33:14,153
Yesterday back at the store.
1645
01:33:15,024 --> 01:33:16,591
Nena: Why?
1646
01:33:17,635 --> 01:33:21,334
Varnie: Because I didn't
cut my nails, my toenails.
1647
01:33:23,772 --> 01:33:25,382
Yeah.
1648
01:33:25,687 --> 01:33:27,602
Nena: I thought you might
be having alpha bitch toe.
1649
01:33:28,254 --> 01:33:29,429
Varnie: A what?
1650
01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:32,041
Nena: There's a popular
belief that your
1651
01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:34,696
status in the relationship
is predetermined
1652
01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:35,827
by your toes.
1653
01:33:36,045 --> 01:33:38,569
So, if your big toe
is bigger than the one
1654
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,658
next to it the male would
be in charge meaning
1655
01:33:40,702 --> 01:33:41,920
you're an alpha male.
1656
01:33:41,964 --> 01:33:43,661
But if the one next to
your big toe is bigger,
1657
01:33:43,705 --> 01:33:46,229
I call it a wingman, meaning
you're an alpha bitch.
1658
01:33:47,012 --> 01:33:49,667
But the thing about it
is what really matters is
1659
01:33:49,711 --> 01:33:50,625
the mix.
1660
01:33:51,103 --> 01:33:52,844
Two big toes make a good couple.
1661
01:33:52,888 --> 01:33:54,759
A big toe and a wingman
means there will
1662
01:33:54,803 --> 01:33:55,934
be bloodshed.
1663
01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:58,720
Two wingmen probably
means that the couple
1664
01:33:58,763 --> 01:34:01,026
will burn over low
flame of depression for
1665
01:34:01,070 --> 01:34:02,288
the rest of their life.
1666
01:34:02,854 --> 01:34:03,768
Because one will always
look to the other
1667
01:34:03,812 --> 01:34:05,117
to cut the ribbon.
1668
01:34:07,554 --> 01:34:10,340
Varnie: Well, I ain't
got the alpha bitch.
1669
01:34:13,299 --> 01:34:14,866
Nena: Do not walk
in front of me.
1670
01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:16,172
I may not follow.
1671
01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:19,044
Do not walk behind
me, I may not lead.
1672
01:34:19,523 --> 01:34:22,700
Just walk beside me
and be my friend.
1673
01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:35,974
I don't give a fuck about toes.
1674
01:34:37,802 --> 01:34:39,586
Varnie: I also shuffle my
feet like a Japenese girl
1675
01:34:39,630 --> 01:34:40,152
in high heels.
1676
01:34:44,548 --> 01:34:45,680
Works better with a
bunch of shopping bags.
1677
01:37:19,921 --> 01:37:20,835
Nena: Wow.
1678
01:37:22,227 --> 01:37:23,011
Accordion player: You like that?
1679
01:37:23,794 --> 01:37:25,056
So tight.
1680
01:37:25,100 --> 01:37:26,928
Nena: It was sad and
beautiful at the same time.
1681
01:37:27,493 --> 01:37:28,451
Accordion player:
That's what we do.
1682
01:37:28,494 --> 01:37:29,495
We turn pain into profit.
1683
01:37:29,974 --> 01:37:31,323
Michael: We do at that.
1684
01:37:31,367 --> 01:37:33,151
Just like Adele who has
been crying over the same
1685
01:37:33,195 --> 01:37:34,849
guy for four years now.
1686
01:37:36,241 --> 01:37:37,460
Accordion player: So,
where are you guys from?
1687
01:37:37,982 --> 01:37:38,896
Varnie: We're from LA.
1688
01:37:38,940 --> 01:37:40,115
Woman with drum: Oh right on.
1689
01:37:40,158 --> 01:37:41,377
Michael is from LA.
1690
01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:43,031
He's a writer, a
screen play writer.
1691
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:44,902
Michael: Not a
screenplay writer.
1692
01:37:45,163 --> 01:37:48,950
I ejaculate the vulgar
concepts of my insane mind
1693
01:37:48,993 --> 01:37:50,081
onto the paper.
1694
01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:51,343
Woman with drum: He
wrote a screenplay.
1695
01:37:51,387 --> 01:37:52,736
Tell them about the
screenplay you wrote.
1696
01:37:52,779 --> 01:37:53,911
Michael: I did. I did
write a screenplay.
1697
01:37:53,955 --> 01:37:56,653
It's about the world's
first gay superhero.
1698
01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,309
His name is Bjorn and he's
simultaneously battling
1699
01:38:00,352 --> 01:38:02,833
evil and his own
sexual identity.
1700
01:38:03,660 --> 01:38:04,574
Man with gray hat: Dope.
1701
01:38:05,183 --> 01:38:06,532
Michael: Straight.
1702
01:38:06,576 --> 01:38:07,838
Nena: Are you guys going
to see Blonde Priest?
1703
01:38:08,926 --> 01:38:09,971
Michael: I don't
now what that is.
1704
01:38:10,014 --> 01:38:11,624
CJ: Is that like a
rapper or something?
1705
01:38:11,668 --> 01:38:14,062
I mean I respect the brothers
and their energy and all
1706
01:38:14,105 --> 01:38:18,022
but sometimes I'm like
dude can you stop cussing
1707
01:38:18,066 --> 01:38:19,197
over that song?
1708
01:38:19,241 --> 01:38:19,894
Woman with drum: No,
no. Blonde Priest are
1709
01:38:19,937 --> 01:38:21,591
like new age.
1710
01:38:21,634 --> 01:38:24,637
They're like alternative kind
of like that song Fireflies.
1711
01:38:24,942 --> 01:38:26,509
Accordion player: It's
anal sex music, basically.
1712
01:38:26,988 --> 01:38:28,554
Man with gray hat: Dope.
1713
01:38:28,598 --> 01:38:31,253
Nena: No, no, no. They
are not singing Fireflies.
1714
01:38:31,644 --> 01:38:32,732
They are a band.
1715
01:38:32,994 --> 01:38:34,169
Blonde Priest is a band.
1716
01:38:34,212 --> 01:38:35,474
Accordion player: No,
Pink Floyd is a band.
1717
01:38:35,518 --> 01:38:36,388
Pink Floyd is a band.
1718
01:38:36,432 --> 01:38:37,650
U2 is a band.
1719
01:38:37,999 --> 01:38:39,261
Rolling Stones, The Strokes.
1720
01:38:40,088 --> 01:38:41,480
Michael: I am going
to start a band and
1721
01:38:41,524 --> 01:38:42,917
it's going to be
called Punk Floyd.
1722
01:38:43,221 --> 01:38:44,614
Accordion player: I
mean what are they going
1723
01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:45,920
to perform for some
fireman's funeral?
1724
01:38:46,355 --> 01:38:48,009
Michael: We'll perform
Pink Floyd covers,
1725
01:38:48,052 --> 01:38:49,271
but they will be punk.
1726
01:38:49,575 --> 01:38:50,359
Man gray hat: Dope.
1727
01:38:51,316 --> 01:38:52,230
Michael: This is a fact.
1728
01:38:53,057 --> 01:38:54,319
Bob Dylan and the Beatles
1729
01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:56,365
single handedly ruined music.
1730
01:38:56,756 --> 01:38:58,062
Woman with drum: I agree.
1731
01:38:58,106 --> 01:38:59,063
Accordion player: Why
aren't there more French
1732
01:38:59,107 --> 01:39:00,543
rock bands?
1733
01:39:00,586 --> 01:39:01,283
CJ: I think Paul McCartney's
best work was with Wings.
1734
01:39:01,544 --> 01:39:02,849
Nena: I play bass.
1735
01:39:02,893 --> 01:39:03,981
Man gray hat: I
like to eat melon.
1736
01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:05,983
Michael: Would it be
weird if I had a crow
1737
01:39:06,027 --> 01:39:07,332
as a pet?
1738
01:39:08,029 --> 01:39:10,031
Accordion player: Hey,
you want to jam with us?
1739
01:39:13,208 --> 01:39:14,035
Varnie: Funf.
1740
01:39:26,395 --> 01:39:27,091
Dope.
114650