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- Are you a chef?
(audience laughing)
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(dramatic music)
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(audience laughing)
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You're an athlete.
(audience laughing)
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(band music)
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Hi, welcome to Under A
Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro
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and I don't watch many
TV shows or many movies
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so my ability to recognize famous people
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is pretty shotty at best.
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On this talk show
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I interview famous people
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and try and figure out who they are.
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Please welcome this person.
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(band music)
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Hello.
- Hello.
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- Thanks for coming.
(audience applauding)
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This is your seat.
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I'm Tig.
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Are you familiar with me at all?
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- No.
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- And I'm not familiar with you either,
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this is perfect.
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- A blind date.
- Yeah.
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(audience laughing)
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I'm going to (sighs)
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ask you some questions.
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Where are you from?
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- Guess, I'll give you three.
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If you miss all three I'm leaving.
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(audience laughing)
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- I don't know.
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I mean--
- Okay.
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- No, sit down.
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Sit down.
- Yes ma'am.
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Just tell me.
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- I come from the same country
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as the biggest action star.
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Terminator.
- Terminator, I do know him.
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I was gonna call him Russel Schwarzenegger
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but that's not his name.
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(laughs)
Arnold.
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Alexa, where is Arnold
Schwarzenegger from?
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- [Alexa] Arnold Schwarzenegger
was born in Thal, Styria
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Austria in 1947.
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- Austria.
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Austria.
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I knew it.
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Do you live in Los Angeles?
- Yeah.
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- How long have you lived here?
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- Since 1975.
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- Oh okay, so I was four.
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- Yeah you were in diapers
almost, I was here already.
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- I was not in diapers at four.
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- Oh okay good (laughs).
(audience laughing)
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- I should've been because I wet my pants.
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- Oh okay, I'm sorry.
(audience laughing)
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- Who cares?
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I wet my pants, I wet my bed.
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Who cares?
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- I think I wet my pants a few times too
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when my step father took
out the stick and hit me.
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- Why isn't everybody like aww on that?
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(laughing)
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- I hope they have plastic
on your seat here now.
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- I haven't wet my pants in decades.
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- [Wolfgang] In years okay.
- In decades.
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- Okay, now I feel good.
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- Were you ever in a talent show,
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in your life like are you a performer?
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- My wife says so but I
don't know if that counts.
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(audience laughing)
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
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- Okay (laughs).
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- What is your talent?
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- Oh I have many talents.
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- Tell me a few.
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- You could call it performance yeah,
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everybody is a performer.
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- Do you work in entertainment?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- You?
(audience laughing)
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- That's a good question.
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- [Wolfgang] Okay (laughs).
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- Because it depends on my audience.
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There's definetly been groups
of people that are like
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I would like a refund.
(audience laughing)
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Who is your favorite
person you've worked with
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in whatever you do?
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And you can't say me, it's too soon.
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- Yes, you're right.
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- It's too soon to add me to the list.
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- Sidney Poitier.
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- (sighs) You're an actor.
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- No.
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- Are you a director?
- No, not yet.
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- Are you a writer?
- Yeah, I write too.
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- Who are you?
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You, oh, I-
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this is a little fun fact about you
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and it says you competed
in ski jumping as a kid.
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- That's right.
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- And so is that just skiing and jumping?
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- Jumping yeah.
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- And were you good when
you competed, did you--
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- You know I wasn't good enough.
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I'm too poor also when I started.
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- It was hard to compete
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because there wasn't enough cash to--
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- Yeah you would have to
go away to training camps.
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- And how much money do you have now?
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(audience laughing)
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- Let's see.
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Look at that, $100
bills, a few of them wow.
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- Let's go skiing.
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- My wife was very generous this morning
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she put it in my pocket.
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Said "Okay have a good time."
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- Does your wife really give you money?
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- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
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- Alexa would you add
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have my wife give me cash
every morning to my to-do list?
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- [Alexa] I put have my wife
give me cash every morning
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on your to-do list.
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- Thank you Alexa.
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I would like you to give
me a clue about yourself.
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Draw yourself at work.
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Alexa could you give me a 20 second timer?
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- [Alexa] 20 seconds starting now.
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- Draw something?
- [Tig] Yeah.
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- Wow.
(audience laughing)
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- Take your time.
(audience laughing)
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- Now you're really gonna get confused.
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(alarm ringing)
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- Time's up.
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(audience laughing)
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Oh ha, ha, ha.
(laughing)
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This makes sense to everyone?
(laughing)
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Okay.
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So this is you at work.
- [Wolfgang] Yeah (laughs).
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- Is this a fish?
- It looks like a fish to me.
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- Fish, boat.
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Are you a chef?
(audience laughing)
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You're an athlete.
(audience laughing)
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(buzzing)
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What is this, is this a hockey puck.
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- I don't know, you figure it out.
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(audience laughing)
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- So this makes sense to everybody
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a fish and a hockey puck.
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Do you cook?
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- Yeah.
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- Are you um (laughs)
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Chef Puck?
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Wolfgang Puck?
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Is that you?
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- That's me.
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(laughing)
(audience applauding)
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(laughs) I
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I love your food
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and your restaurants.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh my gosh.
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And my step father loves you so much.
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I'm gonna do the reveal.
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You're the famed chef and owner of Spago
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one of the most famous
restaurants in the world.
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Spago has received two Michelin Stars.
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That's a lot I guess?
- Yeah, out of three.
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- Out of three?
- [Wolfgang] Yeah.
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- All right that's pretty good.
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- Yeah.
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- For 25 years you famously catered
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one of the most exclusive
parties of all time
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The Governors Ball,
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the official after party of the Oscars.
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You've appeared in over a
hundred television shows
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and movies and even won an Emmy.
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In 2017 received a star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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It turns out my guest today was I guessed
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(audience laughing)
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celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck.
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(cheering and applauding)
- Thank you, all right.
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(slow band music)
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- I am a fan of your
work I'll say that much.
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- Thank you.
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- Well thank you so much for coming.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- That was fun.
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(cat meowing)
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