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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:52,777 Wake up. 2 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:58,277 Good morning! 3 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:05,777 That's a good leg. 4 00:01:06,652 --> 00:01:08,651 Okay, fine. 5 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,360 But we have to be fast. 6 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:14,359 Are you close? 7 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,901 I really can't start sweating, baby. 8 00:01:15,902 --> 00:01:17,652 - Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 9 00:01:18,985 --> 00:01:21,067 Okay. 10 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:22,776 - Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 11 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:24,277 I'm so sorry. 12 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:26,859 It's so bright in here, too. It's just-- 13 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,068 And then your sweat. 14 00:01:29,193 --> 00:01:30,901 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 15 00:01:30,902 --> 00:01:32,109 Watch me! 16 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:34,193 - Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 17 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:40,735 - What the hell? 18 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:43,567 Oh my God. Shit! 19 00:01:43,568 --> 00:01:46,152 Shit! Shit! 20 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:48,027 Oh my God. Shit! 21 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,776 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 22 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:51,943 Shit! 23 00:01:52,318 --> 00:01:55,068 Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 24 00:01:55,485 --> 00:01:59,067 No offense, Ny-Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 25 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:01,067 coming before, you know. 26 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:03,610 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 27 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:07,026 And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 28 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,442 - It's the age thing. - Not the age thing. 29 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:13,192 It's not you, it's me. 30 00:02:13,193 --> 00:02:15,067 - Yeah, no shit. 31 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,484 - I meant it's you, it's not me. 32 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:20,818 - You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 33 00:02:21,235 --> 00:02:22,276 - Hey, Misty. 34 00:02:22,277 --> 00:02:23,610 What? 35 00:02:24,527 --> 00:02:25,735 - Will you kill me? - Nyles! 36 00:02:26,402 --> 00:02:30,151 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 37 00:02:30,152 --> 00:02:33,984 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 38 00:02:33,985 --> 00:02:36,359 Because this is truly a sacred day, 39 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,817 and it doesn't belong to us. 40 00:02:37,818 --> 00:02:39,985 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 41 00:02:42,485 --> 00:02:43,735 You gonna be happy? 42 00:02:44,485 --> 00:02:45,735 Are you gonna be smiley? 43 00:02:46,777 --> 00:02:48,067 That's a weird smile. 44 00:03:03,027 --> 00:03:04,027 Whoo! 45 00:03:05,443 --> 00:03:06,860 Ha ha. 46 00:03:09,193 --> 00:03:10,359 Shukran. 47 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,192 Good day so far? 48 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,651 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 49 00:03:15,652 --> 00:03:17,734 You? - Today is young. 50 00:03:17,735 --> 00:03:19,360 Ask me again at the end. 51 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:22,568 Anything can happen. 52 00:03:23,485 --> 00:03:24,901 - Not today, sauce pot. 53 00:03:24,902 --> 00:03:26,484 That's a nice try, though. 54 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:45,901 - How gorgeous are these two? 55 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:48,777 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 56 00:03:49,152 --> 00:03:51,651 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 57 00:03:51,652 --> 00:03:53,567 we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry-- 58 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:55,442 - No, come on, throw me a bone. 59 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,860 This isn't the day for moderation. 60 00:03:57,318 --> 00:03:58,526 - It's not good wine. 61 00:03:58,527 --> 00:03:59,527 - I don't care. 62 00:03:59,985 --> 00:04:03,984 - Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 63 00:04:03,985 --> 00:04:05,401 love and commitment. 64 00:04:05,402 --> 00:04:08,942 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 65 00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:12,567 and we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right? 66 00:04:12,568 --> 00:04:15,234 And commitment is the state 67 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:18,192 or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 68 00:04:18,193 --> 00:04:20,235 activity, et cetera. 69 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:25,735 - Oh, she's done. 70 00:04:26,568 --> 00:04:27,859 Whoo! 71 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,317 Thank you. 72 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:31,776 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 73 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:34,151 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 74 00:04:34,152 --> 00:04:35,402 of the bride, Sarah. 75 00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:39,402 - Get on up there, peanut. 76 00:04:39,985 --> 00:04:42,192 - No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 77 00:04:42,193 --> 00:04:44,401 - Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 78 00:04:44,402 --> 00:04:45,984 It's-- it's your main job. 79 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,942 - She's been drinking, Howard. 80 00:04:47,943 --> 00:04:48,985 Sarah. 81 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:57,067 - Bonsoir, mi família 82 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:58,484 et amici! 83 00:04:58,485 --> 00:05:00,442 - Who is that? - Nyles, what are you doing? 84 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:03,026 - Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 85 00:05:03,027 --> 00:05:04,526 - What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 86 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:06,234 No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 87 00:05:06,235 --> 00:05:07,484 - Who's this guy? - Misty's boyfriend. 88 00:05:07,485 --> 00:05:09,609 Why is he dressed for a luau? 89 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,443 Oh my God, Nyles. 90 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:14,485 We are born 91 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,776 lost. 92 00:05:16,777 --> 00:05:19,609 Then... we're found, 93 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,234 but we're all just lost, am I right? 94 00:05:22,235 --> 00:05:23,526 - Oh my God. 95 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:26,234 - However, in the darkness 96 00:05:26,235 --> 00:05:27,277 comes light. 97 00:05:28,568 --> 00:05:32,526 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 98 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:34,859 who do not look like siblings. 99 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,817 You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 100 00:05:37,818 --> 00:05:39,235 it's in their blood. 101 00:05:39,943 --> 00:05:40,985 And Tala, 102 00:05:41,527 --> 00:05:43,776 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 103 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,859 but they should. 104 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,193 I hope you don't mind. 105 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:52,109 It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 106 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,818 she has also donated of herself. 107 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:56,235 Bone marrow. 108 00:05:56,693 --> 00:05:57,693 That's right. 109 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:58,942 - How did he know that? - I don't know. 110 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,235 - She gave hers 111 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,359 to her baby brother Nico, 112 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,609 saving his life. 113 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:08,485 But now it's time for us to give to you. 114 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,652 Here you are 115 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:16,443 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 116 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:20,110 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 117 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:22,068 But always remember: 118 00:06:23,485 --> 00:06:24,985 you are not alone. 119 00:06:26,277 --> 00:06:28,485 Everyone here is your family. 120 00:06:29,193 --> 00:06:30,193 We are your world. 121 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:33,026 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 122 00:06:33,027 --> 00:06:35,151 as you achieve your wildest dreams. 123 00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:37,067 So raise a glass. 124 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,527 We may be born lost, 125 00:06:45,485 --> 00:06:46,568 but now 126 00:06:47,693 --> 00:06:49,193 you are found. 127 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:51,984 Cheers. 128 00:06:51,985 --> 00:06:54,235 Cheers. 129 00:06:55,693 --> 00:06:58,067 - Wait, what? - Let's dance. 130 00:07:14,693 --> 00:07:16,859 - I already told you no earlier, Randy. 131 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:19,067 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 132 00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:21,110 - I don't know, you've had more to drink? 133 00:07:21,818 --> 00:07:24,151 - You can't say that to me, man. - Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 134 00:08:26,652 --> 00:08:27,693 - What are you smelling? 135 00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:32,317 - Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 136 00:08:32,318 --> 00:08:33,318 Right? 137 00:08:33,818 --> 00:08:34,818 - Yeah. 138 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:36,443 That's very weird. 139 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:37,859 - Well, I know my hair mists. 140 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,942 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 141 00:08:39,943 --> 00:08:41,484 - Well, I, I don't like it. 142 00:08:41,485 --> 00:08:43,526 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 143 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,776 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 144 00:08:45,777 --> 00:08:46,777 - That makes sense. 145 00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:49,360 - Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 146 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,860 - Thank you! 147 00:08:51,402 --> 00:08:54,192 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 148 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:55,633 - Or you might just be an alcoholic? 149 00:08:55,943 --> 00:08:57,068 - Hmm. Could be. 150 00:08:58,402 --> 00:08:59,652 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 151 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:01,734 - Cheers. - Cheers. 152 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:05,735 - You're Misty's boyfriend? 153 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,776 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 154 00:09:07,777 --> 00:09:09,442 - I'm Sarah. - Nyles. 155 00:09:09,443 --> 00:09:10,652 - Hi. - Hi. 156 00:09:12,402 --> 00:09:13,882 So what's your deal, you don't dance? 157 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:17,027 - Plantar fasciitis, actually. - Ah, respect. 158 00:09:17,777 --> 00:09:21,359 - Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 159 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,609 than you can imagine-- 160 00:09:22,610 --> 00:09:24,984 - You might be surprised. - And I have to say 161 00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:29,110 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 162 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:31,276 Shukran. 163 00:09:31,277 --> 00:09:33,027 Wow! 164 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:35,152 Thank you. 165 00:09:35,693 --> 00:09:36,985 That feels good. 166 00:09:37,902 --> 00:09:38,985 - Yeah, I bet. 167 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:41,651 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 168 00:09:41,652 --> 00:09:43,026 - Not a word of it. 169 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:44,277 We're all fucking alone. 170 00:09:48,902 --> 00:09:50,860 Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 171 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:53,776 go some place where we could be alone, do you? 172 00:09:53,777 --> 00:09:54,777 - Wow! 173 00:09:54,778 --> 00:09:57,693 That is very forward of you. 174 00:09:58,985 --> 00:09:59,985 What's your rush? 175 00:10:00,652 --> 00:10:01,985 - Well, it's just, you know, 176 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,526 your dad and mom are about to-- - Step-mom. My mom's dead. 177 00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:06,651 - Oh. 178 00:10:06,652 --> 00:10:07,777 Yeah, well, um, 179 00:10:08,443 --> 00:10:09,943 they're about to sing a song and I, 180 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,277 I just can't handle that right now. 181 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:16,068 - And, uh, 182 00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:18,777 what would Misty think about us running off together? 183 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,067 - I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 184 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,942 - Oh my God, we're so bad. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:24,109 - We're so bad. - Mmm. 186 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:26,234 Oh my God! 187 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:27,859 I can't say I ever liked her. 188 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:32,067 - Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 189 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:33,526 - Why don't you go in there and stop them? 190 00:10:33,527 --> 00:10:36,609 - Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 191 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:37,984 Say something in Australian to me. 192 00:10:40,735 --> 00:10:41,735 - Well, 193 00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:45,318 if it makes you feel any better, 194 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:48,692 my whole family is embarrassed by me. 195 00:10:48,693 --> 00:10:50,359 They all see me as a, 196 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,651 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 197 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,317 - Why would they think that? 198 00:10:54,318 --> 00:10:55,442 - Because I fuck around and drink too much. 199 00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:56,443 - Mmm. 200 00:10:56,943 --> 00:10:58,568 - Which they tell me, all the time. 201 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:00,735 And then they, uh, 202 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,985 try to take care of me, 203 00:11:04,235 --> 00:11:06,026 and it is absolutely suffocating. 204 00:11:06,027 --> 00:11:07,609 - Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 205 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,776 - Exactly, I can fend for myself. 206 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,901 - Of course you can. You don't need a leg up-- 207 00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,818 Hold my legs up. 208 00:11:14,693 --> 00:11:15,693 - That was weird. 209 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:17,901 - This is so fucked up. 210 00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,318 - So fucked up. 211 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,026 - But it's kind of hot, though. 212 00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:23,860 Don't you kiss me. 213 00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:26,402 - Don't you tell me what to do. 214 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:33,360 Hold on. 215 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,235 Come here. 216 00:11:37,735 --> 00:11:39,652 I-- I give up. I-- 217 00:11:40,277 --> 00:11:41,957 Will you just please take off your clothes. 218 00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:43,527 - Yeah, you got it. 219 00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:45,568 Yeah. 220 00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:49,485 - Ha ha, nice. - Yep. 221 00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:57,652 Ha! - Yeah, yeah. 222 00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:03,192 You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 223 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:04,984 Yeah, doesn't everybody? 224 00:12:06,902 --> 00:12:08,859 - Oww! Fuck! 225 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,026 - What the fuck is happening? 226 00:12:10,027 --> 00:12:11,984 - I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 227 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:15,776 Ahhh! - Oh my God. 228 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,359 What the fuck! 229 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,359 What the fuck is happening! 230 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,776 Oh my God! 231 00:12:20,777 --> 00:12:23,860 Holy fucking shit! 232 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,402 What! 233 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,943 The fuck! 234 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,901 - You're a sick fuck, Roy! 235 00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:02,277 - Keep running, shit bird. 236 00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:05,193 I will always find you. 237 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:35,652 Nyles? 238 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,026 - No, stop, don't come in here. 239 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,317 - Are you okay? 240 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:42,527 - Don't come in here! 241 00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:45,943 Wake up. 242 00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:49,693 Good morning. 243 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:57,777 - That's a good leg. 244 00:13:58,152 --> 00:14:00,317 Okay, fine. 245 00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:02,401 But we have to be fast. 246 00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,901 - Shukran. Good day so far? 247 00:14:18,902 --> 00:14:21,734 - Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 248 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,484 You? - Today is young. 249 00:14:23,485 --> 00:14:25,110 Ask me again at the end. 250 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,317 Anything can happen. 251 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:29,360 You! 252 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,651 - What the fuck did you do to me? 253 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:35,277 - Shit. - What the fuck did you do to me? 254 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,734 Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 255 00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:40,068 Get out of the water. 256 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:44,317 Get out of the water. 257 00:14:51,652 --> 00:14:55,151 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 258 00:14:56,318 --> 00:14:58,526 You're a sick fuck, Roy. 259 00:15:08,443 --> 00:15:09,443 Nyles? 260 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:12,942 Nyles. - No, stop, don't come in here! 261 00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:15,193 - Are you okay? - Don't come in here. 262 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,610 Hello? 263 00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:30,817 What the fuck. 264 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:48,068 November ninth? 265 00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:53,527 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 266 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,277 - What the fuck. 267 00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:03,442 Oh, there you are. 268 00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:05,360 Tala, I found Sarah. 269 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:09,318 We were looking for you all morning, honey. 270 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,318 - Okay. - Come on. 271 00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:15,027 Are you all right? 272 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:16,359 - Yeah. 273 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,443 - Sarah, peanut. 274 00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:22,818 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 275 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:24,860 - Yeah, I... 276 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,359 went on a hike. 277 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,317 - Well, you look exhausted. 278 00:16:29,318 --> 00:16:30,776 Stay hydrated. 279 00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:34,026 - Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 280 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,317 right? 281 00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:37,943 I don't understand your question. 282 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,402 - This, this day already happened. 283 00:16:43,193 --> 00:16:44,277 - What are you saying? 284 00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:46,777 - It felt real. 285 00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:51,484 It-- it felt so... real. 286 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:52,985 Are you on drugs again? 287 00:16:58,652 --> 00:16:59,942 What the fuck 288 00:16:59,943 --> 00:17:01,026 did you do to me? 289 00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:02,817 Hey! Come here! 290 00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:04,567 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 291 00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:06,360 Come here. You mother-- 292 00:17:10,735 --> 00:17:13,192 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 293 00:17:13,193 --> 00:17:14,317 Sarah! 294 00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:17,151 Oh my God, what are you doing? 295 00:17:17,152 --> 00:17:18,359 Oh! 296 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,360 - Whoops. 297 00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:22,359 - Oh my God. Oh my God. - You're okay. You're okay. 298 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:24,651 Jerry! Give me the teeth. 299 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,443 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 300 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,651 There's one full canine and-- 301 00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:31,192 This is like a big day for everyone. 302 00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:32,734 This is a big day for me, too. 303 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,942 The wedding is today, in six hours. 304 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,484 - Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 305 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,693 Why were you in the pool? - This doesn't make any sense. 306 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,027 This doesn't make any fucking sense! 307 00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:44,651 - Don't let him in! He can't see me. 308 00:17:44,652 --> 00:17:46,026 - What happened? Is she okay? 309 00:17:46,027 --> 00:17:47,067 - Get out! 310 00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,776 She'll be okay. 311 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,734 I'm taking Tala into town. 312 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,817 This dentist glues teeth! 313 00:17:52,818 --> 00:17:54,943 - Yay! - I love you, Daddy. 314 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,109 Oh! Oh! 315 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,402 Sarah, no. 316 00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:05,902 - Guess you followed me. 317 00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:08,193 - What's going on? 318 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,235 - I tried to stop you. 319 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,360 - But what is this? 320 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:16,068 When is this? 321 00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,902 - Yeah. About that. 322 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,902 So, this is today. 323 00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:25,317 Today is yesterday. 324 00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:28,277 And tomorrow is also today. 325 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:32,151 It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 326 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,318 you might have heard about. 327 00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:35,527 - That I might have heard about. 328 00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:36,984 - Yeah. 329 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,484 - How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 330 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,817 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 331 00:18:40,818 --> 00:18:42,901 - Right. That's natural. 332 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:45,735 Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 333 00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:48,902 Tomorrow will always and forever now be 334 00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,527 today. So-- 335 00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:56,777 Uh-- 336 00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,984 Oh, how about this. 337 00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:02,652 Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 338 00:19:03,402 --> 00:19:04,443 - Which way is that cave? 339 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,652 You don't wanna go there. 340 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,277 Thank you. 341 00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:51,485 Please... where is it? 342 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:53,360 You gotta wait. 343 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,610 - Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 344 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:03,985 Where? 345 00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,360 - I told you. 346 00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:09,360 You gotta wait. 347 00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:11,527 - What? 348 00:20:12,402 --> 00:20:13,985 Where, where is it? 349 00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:16,193 - Wait for it. 350 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,068 Almost. 351 00:20:21,527 --> 00:20:23,277 I am the Antichrist. 352 00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:38,860 I'm just kidding, there is no God. 353 00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,402 The earthquake happens every day. But -- 354 00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:43,984 check it out. 355 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,193 Opens up the cave. 356 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,568 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 357 00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:53,610 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 358 00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,567 Same thing if you stick around. 359 00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,360 The second you fall asleep, it all just 360 00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:00,109 goes back to the start. 361 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,901 - But will this day end if I go in there? 362 00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,235 - Sure. For you. 363 00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:08,818 You're wasting your time! 364 00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:20,151 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 365 00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:21,485 - No, no, no, no, no. 366 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:26,443 Wake up. 367 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,652 Good morning. 368 00:21:50,318 --> 00:21:52,192 She didn't leave a note? 369 00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:54,526 - Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 370 00:21:54,527 --> 00:21:55,817 - Don't say that. 371 00:22:03,402 --> 00:22:04,484 - Or she's scared. 372 00:22:04,485 --> 00:22:05,942 - Of what? - Families, 373 00:22:05,943 --> 00:22:07,651 weddings, intimacy, 374 00:22:07,652 --> 00:22:10,609 melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance. 375 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,485 Sauce. 376 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,068 She'll be back. 377 00:22:20,277 --> 00:22:22,484 - And how gorgeous are these two? 378 00:22:22,485 --> 00:22:25,484 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 379 00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:30,984 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 380 00:22:30,985 --> 00:22:32,026 I know this is supposed to be like-- 381 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:35,692 Yeah! 382 00:22:35,693 --> 00:22:38,901 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 383 00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:14,151 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 384 00:23:16,652 --> 00:23:18,901 I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 385 00:23:18,902 --> 00:23:20,317 Sarah? - Oh, excuse me. 386 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:21,609 - Hi. 387 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,276 - Wake up. - Sarah, what the hell are you do-- 388 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,193 What are you doing? - Ow! 389 00:23:25,194 --> 00:23:26,985 - Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 390 00:23:28,943 --> 00:23:30,402 - Oh my God. 391 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,902 Are you fucking cheating on me? 392 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:34,943 - No. 393 00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:38,152 You're cheating on me, you goof. 394 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,152 - Wait, what? 395 00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:44,817 I don't know what it is. 396 00:23:44,818 --> 00:23:46,652 It could be life, it could be death. 397 00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:49,151 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 398 00:23:49,152 --> 00:23:51,359 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 399 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,651 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 400 00:23:53,652 --> 00:23:54,652 I don't know. 401 00:23:54,653 --> 00:23:57,943 So... I decided a while ago to sort of 402 00:23:58,485 --> 00:23:59,652 give up and 403 00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:02,692 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 404 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,942 the only way to really live in this 405 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,110 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 406 00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:09,359 - Well, then what's the point of living? 407 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,235 - Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 408 00:24:13,027 --> 00:24:16,442 so I think your best bet is just 409 00:24:16,443 --> 00:24:19,027 to learn how to suffer existence. 410 00:24:20,235 --> 00:24:21,235 - So we can't die? 411 00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:23,359 - No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 412 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,901 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 413 00:24:25,902 --> 00:24:29,609 and I've done... a lot of suicides. 414 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,610 So many. 415 00:24:31,027 --> 00:24:34,026 - No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 416 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,860 - Okay. Suit yourself. 417 00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:44,277 - What are you doing? - Bracing for a quick death. 418 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,568 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 419 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:50,610 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 420 00:24:55,277 --> 00:24:57,277 We could just skip this whole phase, 421 00:24:57,735 --> 00:24:59,318 go get a beer, you know. 422 00:25:00,485 --> 00:25:01,859 Or not. Whatever. 423 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,360 See you tomorrow. 424 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,027 Wake up. 425 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,110 - So, 426 00:25:13,152 --> 00:25:14,692 as I was saying, 427 00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:18,193 you just... have to find peace, you know. 428 00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,985 - I drove all the way back home to Austin, 429 00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:24,567 and I still woke up here. 430 00:25:24,568 --> 00:25:25,527 - That's the way it works. 431 00:25:25,528 --> 00:25:27,234 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 432 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,152 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 433 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:31,817 It was a huge waste of time. 434 00:25:31,818 --> 00:25:33,401 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 435 00:25:33,402 --> 00:25:36,234 I was acting a little... odd. 436 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,526 And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 437 00:25:38,527 --> 00:25:39,527 woke up back here. 438 00:25:39,528 --> 00:25:41,902 Whoo! 439 00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:45,235 - Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 440 00:25:46,610 --> 00:25:48,193 - Who the fuck are you? 441 00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:51,776 Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 442 00:25:51,777 --> 00:25:53,442 - I'm an honest man, Darla. 443 00:25:53,443 --> 00:25:54,984 You're gonna lose this game, 444 00:25:54,985 --> 00:25:56,568 but you can keep your money. 445 00:25:58,694 --> 00:26:00,943 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 446 00:26:02,318 --> 00:26:03,318 - Fuck! 447 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,443 That was Roy. 448 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:15,443 He was a guest at the wedding. 449 00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:19,402 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 450 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:22,359 That's about all I know about the dude. 451 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,818 - Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 452 00:26:30,818 --> 00:26:33,485 One night, a very long time ago, 453 00:26:35,818 --> 00:26:37,402 I partied with Roy. 454 00:26:38,443 --> 00:26:40,067 This was back in the early days, 455 00:26:40,068 --> 00:26:41,942 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 456 00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:42,860 - Hey, hey. 457 00:26:42,861 --> 00:26:44,192 I was just feeling my way through it. 458 00:26:44,193 --> 00:26:45,943 - Uh, tuna? - Yes, sir. 459 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,109 - I know you know. 460 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,485 But you don't know that I know. 461 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:54,902 Or do you know? 462 00:26:54,903 --> 00:26:56,776 - Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 463 00:26:58,443 --> 00:27:00,152 - Are you being a dick to the bartender? 464 00:27:01,193 --> 00:27:02,776 I would like a Moscato, please. 465 00:27:02,777 --> 00:27:03,818 - Sure. 466 00:27:04,568 --> 00:27:07,276 - "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 467 00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:08,777 which is always present." 468 00:27:11,277 --> 00:27:13,637 - On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 469 00:27:22,985 --> 00:27:25,026 - I like your hat. - Of course you do. 470 00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:27,818 Thank you, ma'am. 471 00:27:29,193 --> 00:27:30,234 To the struggle. 472 00:27:31,153 --> 00:27:32,901 Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 473 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,859 Here they are. 474 00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:37,859 - Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 475 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,317 that makes you forget who you are. 476 00:27:39,318 --> 00:27:40,526 - He did not. 477 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:42,693 - But there is a bottom, my friend. 478 00:27:43,652 --> 00:27:46,360 And it is a fucking dark place. 479 00:27:50,818 --> 00:27:52,943 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 480 00:27:54,735 --> 00:27:55,735 - Okay. 481 00:27:56,735 --> 00:27:59,276 - You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 482 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,235 Trevor. 483 00:28:00,236 --> 00:28:01,956 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 484 00:28:02,068 --> 00:28:04,902 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 485 00:28:05,568 --> 00:28:08,652 - ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 486 00:28:10,902 --> 00:28:12,984 - You were right. Got 'em. 487 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:14,442 I don't know what that was. 488 00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:19,567 - Oi, open up, you cunts. 489 00:28:19,568 --> 00:28:21,109 - Give me my shit back! Come on! 490 00:28:24,610 --> 00:28:27,151 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 491 00:28:27,152 --> 00:28:29,026 We are the shit. 492 00:28:29,027 --> 00:28:30,317 - You're alive! 493 00:28:30,318 --> 00:28:32,234 Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 494 00:28:42,568 --> 00:28:43,735 This is 495 00:28:45,152 --> 00:28:49,235 the greatest... night. 496 00:28:50,527 --> 00:28:51,943 of my life. 497 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,443 I wish I could just live out here forever. 498 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:04,943 Follow me. 499 00:29:07,693 --> 00:29:08,901 What is it? 500 00:29:08,902 --> 00:29:11,192 Your ancestors are in there. 501 00:29:11,193 --> 00:29:14,442 - My ancestors are in there? 502 00:29:14,443 --> 00:29:18,026 - Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 503 00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,484 - Okay. 504 00:29:19,485 --> 00:29:22,152 That's a totally different thing, but 505 00:29:24,693 --> 00:29:25,818 I'm in. 506 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:30,193 You took too much. 507 00:29:31,235 --> 00:29:32,901 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 508 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,192 Wait. 509 00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:37,735 That was a mistake. 510 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,110 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 511 00:29:42,152 --> 00:29:44,359 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 512 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,317 so he only comes around once every few... days? 513 00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:51,484 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 514 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:52,984 - But what does he want? 515 00:29:52,985 --> 00:29:54,609 - I think he thinks it's revenge? 516 00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:57,317 Run, rabbit, run. 517 00:29:58,278 --> 00:30:00,109 - He may have some anger issues. 518 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:03,777 You said you didn't want the day to end. 519 00:30:05,152 --> 00:30:06,943 What's that smell? 520 00:30:08,527 --> 00:30:09,734 No, no, no, no, no, no. 521 00:30:12,152 --> 00:30:16,526 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 522 00:30:16,527 --> 00:30:18,234 - Amen to that. 523 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:20,027 I tied my tubes at 40. 524 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,151 - Yeah. - You have to confront him. 525 00:30:22,152 --> 00:30:25,359 Right? I mean, you-- you cannot keep running from this person forever. 526 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,680 What are you talking about? 527 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,360 Of course I can. 528 00:30:31,152 --> 00:30:33,942 - Hey. - Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 529 00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,317 That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 530 00:30:36,318 --> 00:30:38,943 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 531 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,567 - You know that's a scam? - Of course. Yeah. 532 00:30:43,568 --> 00:30:45,818 I just like to give back whenever I can. 533 00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,942 Material matters don't really concern me. 534 00:30:48,943 --> 00:30:50,484 - With the exception of booze and burritos 535 00:30:50,485 --> 00:30:52,067 and designer drugs and candy. 536 00:30:52,068 --> 00:30:53,609 - Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 537 00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:54,984 - And sex, I assume? 538 00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:56,317 You fuck other people in here? 539 00:30:56,318 --> 00:30:57,526 - Great question. - You must. 540 00:30:57,527 --> 00:30:59,484 Right? - I have but 541 00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:01,234 it takes a lot of work, 542 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:04,317 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 543 00:31:04,318 --> 00:31:05,318 - Huh! 544 00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,317 Have we hooked up? 545 00:31:08,318 --> 00:31:10,402 - No. At least I don't think so. 546 00:31:11,443 --> 00:31:12,527 - So then, like, who else? 547 00:31:13,068 --> 00:31:15,277 - Right. Uh, well-- - Besides Misty. 548 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:16,568 - Daisy, the barkeep. 549 00:31:16,569 --> 00:31:18,567 - You know, I once had a guy with this car. 550 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,402 - Oh yeah? 551 00:31:24,027 --> 00:31:26,401 - I don't think he ever walked again. 552 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:29,152 Darla. 553 00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:31,942 - If you insist. 554 00:31:31,943 --> 00:31:33,942 - I bet that was great. - You would have bet right. 555 00:31:33,943 --> 00:31:35,276 - What about Tala? - No. 556 00:31:35,277 --> 00:31:36,485 But I have tried. 557 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:39,152 May I cut in? 558 00:31:41,027 --> 00:31:42,193 - It's the first dance. 559 00:31:43,027 --> 00:31:44,442 - And that's a deal-breaker? 560 00:31:44,443 --> 00:31:46,401 - That didn't work? - It was a big swing. 561 00:31:46,402 --> 00:31:48,192 - Right. Who else? 562 00:31:48,193 --> 00:31:50,192 - Hey, hey! 563 00:31:50,193 --> 00:31:51,984 There you go? 564 00:31:51,985 --> 00:31:54,152 - You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? - Well, he fucked me. 565 00:31:55,068 --> 00:31:57,026 He put his penis in my butthole. - Yeah, I know how it works. 566 00:31:57,027 --> 00:31:58,867 - I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 567 00:32:00,027 --> 00:32:01,027 - Nice shot. 568 00:32:01,027 --> 00:32:02,027 And that's it? 569 00:32:02,027 --> 00:32:03,027 That's all you got? 570 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:04,443 - Oh, 571 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,360 your dad. 572 00:32:07,568 --> 00:32:09,110 - What are we doing? 573 00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:12,526 - I don't know. 574 00:32:12,527 --> 00:32:13,485 No, I'm just kidding. 575 00:32:13,486 --> 00:32:14,942 - Oh my God. 576 00:32:14,943 --> 00:32:16,942 - Uh, I got you, though. - You did. 577 00:32:16,943 --> 00:32:17,943 - What about you? 578 00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:19,635 What's going on with your sex life? 579 00:32:21,528 --> 00:32:22,985 - Nice try. - Hmm? 580 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:25,568 - I'm not gonna sleep with you. 581 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,317 - I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 582 00:32:28,318 --> 00:32:30,067 - I mean, I might have the other night, 583 00:32:30,068 --> 00:32:31,402 you know, I would have but-- 584 00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:34,276 Not now, though. - Yeah! 585 00:32:34,277 --> 00:32:36,692 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 586 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:39,067 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 587 00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:40,348 Don't over-complicate it. - Yeah. 588 00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:44,943 We've never had sex? 589 00:32:45,277 --> 00:32:47,567 Again, my memory is pretty shot, 590 00:32:47,568 --> 00:32:48,693 but I don't think so. 591 00:32:49,443 --> 00:32:51,359 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 592 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360 You wanna head back? 593 00:32:52,943 --> 00:32:53,943 - Is that a joke? 594 00:32:55,152 --> 00:32:57,276 No. Why would I do that? 595 00:32:57,277 --> 00:33:00,151 - I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 596 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,192 - That is not love. - Of course it is! Tala's in love. 597 00:33:02,193 --> 00:33:03,984 - No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 598 00:33:03,985 --> 00:33:06,401 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 599 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:09,234 Nobody can stand the idea 600 00:33:09,235 --> 00:33:10,277 of being alone, 601 00:33:11,318 --> 00:33:15,776 so we... buy into this pageantry 602 00:33:15,777 --> 00:33:18,359 and celebrate its bullshit. 603 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,817 - All right. So no wedding, then. 604 00:33:19,818 --> 00:33:20,943 Where do you wanna go? 605 00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:24,193 - Oh my God. 606 00:33:25,402 --> 00:33:26,942 Maybe it's a karma thing. 607 00:33:26,943 --> 00:33:28,276 - What is? - Yeah. 608 00:33:28,277 --> 00:33:31,568 What if it's like to get out of this... 609 00:33:32,235 --> 00:33:34,317 you have to be selfless and then you're free. 610 00:33:34,318 --> 00:33:36,651 - I just bought a hundred-dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 611 00:33:36,652 --> 00:33:39,026 - Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 612 00:33:39,027 --> 00:33:41,151 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 613 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:44,359 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 614 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,317 but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 615 00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:47,901 You've really never thought about this before? 616 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,859 - Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 617 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:52,985 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 618 00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:56,151 what's the most selfless act you can think of? 619 00:33:56,152 --> 00:33:59,485 Something that would guarantee this day to end. 620 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:06,318 And I have full faith in your abilities 621 00:34:07,193 --> 00:34:09,610 to keep the boat... 622 00:34:10,277 --> 00:34:11,277 afloat. 623 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,234 And now, old mate Abe... - Oh, honey. 624 00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:15,901 ...is gonna say his vows. 625 00:34:15,902 --> 00:34:18,818 - Actually, just-- Sorry, hold on one second. 626 00:34:19,818 --> 00:34:20,943 You can take that. 627 00:34:52,193 --> 00:34:53,753 Are you joking right now? 628 00:35:05,485 --> 00:35:07,151 All right! Get down! 629 00:35:07,152 --> 00:35:09,152 Get down! Get down! 630 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,526 Down! Hey! Hey! 631 00:35:13,527 --> 00:35:15,317 This place-- Get off me! 632 00:35:15,318 --> 00:35:17,859 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 633 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,526 This place is a nightmare. 634 00:35:19,527 --> 00:35:21,192 - Randy. - It's all right, Randy. 635 00:35:21,193 --> 00:35:22,276 Everything is great. 636 00:35:22,277 --> 00:35:25,067 - Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 637 00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:27,693 and they approve this marriage! 638 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,359 - What the hell did you say to her? 639 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,942 - Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 640 00:35:33,943 --> 00:35:37,026 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 641 00:35:37,027 --> 00:35:38,027 - Right. 642 00:35:39,652 --> 00:35:42,152 - Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 643 00:35:44,777 --> 00:35:45,777 Alan. 644 00:35:46,235 --> 00:35:48,276 Well, Nyles, this has been great. 645 00:35:48,277 --> 00:35:51,192 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 646 00:35:51,193 --> 00:35:53,193 And, hey, in all your future loops, 647 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:57,067 please keep me out of that fucking cave. 648 00:35:57,068 --> 00:36:00,277 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 649 00:36:01,277 --> 00:36:02,692 Thank you. 650 00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:03,568 Deal with him. 651 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:05,318 - Yeah. - That could be your way out. 652 00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:07,651 - Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 653 00:36:07,652 --> 00:36:08,860 - Good luck. 654 00:36:10,443 --> 00:36:12,068 Coming! 655 00:36:12,485 --> 00:36:14,067 Oh, Sarah? 656 00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:17,068 - Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 657 00:36:18,318 --> 00:36:19,568 - Oh my God. 658 00:36:21,443 --> 00:36:22,526 Are you... 659 00:36:22,527 --> 00:36:23,818 ...fucking cheating on me? 660 00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:25,777 What? 661 00:36:26,443 --> 00:36:27,652 This isn't funny. 662 00:36:28,568 --> 00:36:29,777 Okay, stop. 663 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,568 I'm serious. 664 00:36:31,902 --> 00:36:33,192 Stop copying me! 665 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:35,317 Stop pretending like you know everything! 666 00:36:38,443 --> 00:36:40,610 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - Wait, what? 667 00:36:41,152 --> 00:36:42,318 - And what is this place? 668 00:36:42,777 --> 00:36:45,359 - This is kind of a safehouse for me. 669 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,651 The family who lives here is out of town. 670 00:36:47,652 --> 00:36:51,360 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 671 00:36:56,193 --> 00:36:58,193 Let's waste some time. 672 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:10,110 Hey, who's the mustache? 673 00:37:11,068 --> 00:37:12,817 - Prick my wife run off with. 674 00:37:34,193 --> 00:37:36,817 - Whoo! 675 00:37:41,943 --> 00:37:43,235 Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 676 00:37:56,152 --> 00:37:58,192 Whoo! - This is fucking crazy! 677 00:37:58,193 --> 00:37:59,401 Whoo! 678 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,735 - Uh-oh. 679 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,234 What the hell? 680 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:32,068 Hyah! 681 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:41,777 Whoo! 682 00:38:46,902 --> 00:38:47,902 Whoo! 683 00:38:55,193 --> 00:38:56,484 Hyah! 684 00:38:56,485 --> 00:38:57,443 HEY! HO! 685 00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:59,110 - Ahh! - Whoo-hoo! 686 00:39:00,777 --> 00:39:02,693 Whoo! 687 00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:05,359 - Sarah, where have you been? 688 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,526 Tala's pissed. 689 00:39:06,527 --> 00:39:07,527 - I missed you. 690 00:39:08,652 --> 00:39:10,984 - What? - I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 691 00:39:10,985 --> 00:39:13,734 Uh, all right. 692 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:16,777 - And I want you to wear... this. 693 00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:18,568 - Oh. 694 00:39:19,235 --> 00:39:21,151 Um, sure. 695 00:39:21,152 --> 00:39:23,067 Can I keep my shirt on? 696 00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:39,567 - And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 697 00:39:39,568 --> 00:39:40,942 - Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 698 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,817 - How close are you sticking to my sketch? 699 00:39:42,818 --> 00:39:44,026 - I stuck to it exactly. 700 00:39:44,027 --> 00:39:45,109 You're gonna love it. 701 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:46,567 - Awesome. - Looks really cool. 702 00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:54,277 - Wait! Stop! 703 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,109 There is a bomb in the cake. 704 00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:57,317 Don't worry. 705 00:39:58,194 --> 00:40:00,026 I used to be a bomb guy. 706 00:40:00,027 --> 00:40:01,360 Everyone stand back. 707 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,234 - Oh my God! 708 00:40:06,235 --> 00:40:09,276 Foiled! You son of a bitch! 709 00:40:09,277 --> 00:40:10,817 You ruined my plan! 710 00:40:10,818 --> 00:40:11,942 Sarah. 711 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:15,234 The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 712 00:40:15,235 --> 00:40:17,234 from origins unknown. 713 00:40:17,235 --> 00:40:18,734 I'll take her dead or alive. 714 00:40:18,735 --> 00:40:20,651 - Put the weapon down. - Fine. 715 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,692 Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then. 716 00:40:23,653 --> 00:40:25,318 Oh my God! Nyles! 717 00:40:25,693 --> 00:40:26,734 - How's it going? Is it good? 718 00:40:26,735 --> 00:40:28,192 - Yeah, looks really good. 719 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:30,234 - And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 720 00:40:30,235 --> 00:40:31,776 - Yeah. - And are you getting the jizz right? 721 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:33,485 - Dotted lines. Straight across. 722 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:35,902 - Ready? - Yeah. 723 00:40:39,527 --> 00:40:41,193 - Ta-da! 724 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:43,652 - Wow! 725 00:40:44,068 --> 00:40:45,735 Thank you. That's beautiful. 726 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:47,651 I'm not that old, though, am I? 727 00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:06,277 Think of it like this. 728 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,568 Everything in this void 729 00:41:10,193 --> 00:41:12,067 the space where the candy bar once was 730 00:41:12,068 --> 00:41:14,068 but is now in my stomach, 731 00:41:14,652 --> 00:41:16,026 is the past. 732 00:41:16,027 --> 00:41:18,526 - Mm-hmm. - And everything that's remaining 733 00:41:18,527 --> 00:41:20,859 is the future encased in chocolate. 734 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,985 - Mm-hmm. - I have no interest in this 735 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,026 emptiness, 736 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:28,151 you know, the who, what, why of your past. 737 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,776 You got here, that's all that matters. 738 00:41:29,777 --> 00:41:32,297 - But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 739 00:41:33,693 --> 00:41:34,693 It does. 740 00:41:35,277 --> 00:41:37,442 You have to know the whole package. 741 00:41:37,443 --> 00:41:38,651 - I disagree. 742 00:41:38,652 --> 00:41:41,027 This... the next bite, 743 00:41:43,818 --> 00:41:45,110 that's all that matters. 744 00:41:48,652 --> 00:41:50,027 - I was married for two years. 745 00:41:55,277 --> 00:41:56,652 I knew it wasn't going to work. 746 00:41:57,693 --> 00:41:59,734 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 747 00:41:59,735 --> 00:42:02,192 I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 748 00:42:02,193 --> 00:42:04,610 I knew it wasn't going to work out 749 00:42:05,152 --> 00:42:07,068 as I walked down the aisle. 750 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,610 But... I went through with it. 751 00:42:12,152 --> 00:42:13,777 And it didn't work out. 752 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:18,985 Now... ignoring all that 753 00:42:20,652 --> 00:42:22,443 would make me destined to repeat it. 754 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:30,610 What about you? 755 00:42:32,777 --> 00:42:33,777 - Hmm. 756 00:42:34,235 --> 00:42:35,943 You gonna tell me anything about-- 757 00:42:38,193 --> 00:42:39,359 - There's nothing. 758 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,400 - What about your life before you got stuck in here? 759 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:44,527 What was your job? 760 00:42:54,943 --> 00:42:56,443 - I honestly can't remember. 761 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:58,526 - Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 762 00:42:58,527 --> 00:43:00,027 - No, I'm serious. 763 00:43:01,944 --> 00:43:03,318 Wow, it's been 764 00:43:04,985 --> 00:43:06,277 such a long time. 765 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,318 These are fantastic mushrooms. 766 00:43:20,735 --> 00:43:21,735 - Yeah. 767 00:43:23,485 --> 00:43:25,484 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 768 00:43:26,444 --> 00:43:28,527 I am not a fan of this magical desert. 769 00:43:29,235 --> 00:43:31,901 - Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 770 00:43:31,902 --> 00:43:33,359 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 771 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,443 - Oh wow. 772 00:43:35,193 --> 00:43:36,984 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 773 00:43:36,985 --> 00:43:38,317 that you care about me, Nyles. 774 00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:39,318 - In what-- 775 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:41,192 No. - In what, what? 776 00:43:41,193 --> 00:43:43,484 - Wha-- No. When I say that 777 00:43:43,485 --> 00:43:45,193 I feel sorry, it's like, 778 00:43:45,985 --> 00:43:48,442 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 779 00:43:48,443 --> 00:43:50,359 that, you know, I finished one beer, 780 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,776 and now I have to open a new one. 781 00:43:53,653 --> 00:43:55,527 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 782 00:43:56,277 --> 00:43:58,485 It's just a fleeting feeling. 783 00:43:58,985 --> 00:44:00,860 - Right. - It drifts away, 784 00:44:01,985 --> 00:44:04,110 just like, uh, they all do. 785 00:44:08,068 --> 00:44:10,318 - What do you mean, "It just drifts away 786 00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:12,527 like they all do"? 787 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,027 Like, what has drifted away? 788 00:44:26,235 --> 00:44:27,277 Everything. 789 00:44:32,693 --> 00:44:33,693 Anyways, 790 00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:35,902 cheers. 791 00:44:37,318 --> 00:44:38,818 - To pretending not to care. 792 00:44:40,402 --> 00:44:42,652 - I like that. - I know you do. 793 00:44:43,610 --> 00:44:44,860 - To pretending-- 794 00:44:52,735 --> 00:44:54,152 That's new. 795 00:44:56,943 --> 00:44:58,402 - Oh my God. 796 00:44:58,985 --> 00:45:00,943 - Do you see them, too? 797 00:45:02,193 --> 00:45:03,402 Are they real? 798 00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:05,985 Who cares? 799 00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:29,693 Night. 800 00:45:42,235 --> 00:45:43,277 - Nyles. 801 00:45:43,818 --> 00:45:44,860 - Mm-hmm. 802 00:45:45,652 --> 00:45:47,360 - Let's just get it over with. 803 00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:54,610 - Okay. 804 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,151 Wait. - What? 805 00:46:09,152 --> 00:46:10,485 What? 806 00:46:12,152 --> 00:46:13,526 - I just-- 807 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:54,984 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 808 00:47:12,777 --> 00:47:14,402 - Hey, um, 809 00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:17,777 sorry, you, um, you-- you should probably go 810 00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:20,235 you know, before somebody sees you. 811 00:47:44,902 --> 00:47:46,735 Sarah. Sarah? 812 00:47:47,402 --> 00:47:48,402 - Yeah. 813 00:47:53,777 --> 00:47:54,985 - Gotta say, 814 00:47:56,610 --> 00:47:57,610 kinda felt 815 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:00,485 a little different this morning. 816 00:48:01,985 --> 00:48:02,985 Like, 817 00:48:04,527 --> 00:48:06,318 you know, kinda good. 818 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,527 'Cause of last night. 819 00:48:15,277 --> 00:48:16,277 - Oh yeah. 820 00:48:17,443 --> 00:48:18,443 Yeah. 821 00:48:20,402 --> 00:48:22,235 - Is that a "Yeah" of regret or-- 822 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,401 - Yeah, it was fun. 823 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,568 It was fun. 824 00:48:27,985 --> 00:48:29,610 - Yeah, sounds like it. 825 00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:35,652 - I can't keep waking up in here. 826 00:48:37,277 --> 00:48:39,277 - Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 827 00:48:39,902 --> 00:48:41,110 but, you know, 828 00:48:42,527 --> 00:48:44,817 going to bed maybe just got a little better. 829 00:48:44,818 --> 00:48:47,484 Right? - This cop's been following us 830 00:48:47,485 --> 00:48:48,485 for miles. 831 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:50,985 - Oh. - Right? 832 00:48:53,068 --> 00:48:55,067 - Do you wanna talk about it or-- - The cop? 833 00:48:55,068 --> 00:48:58,276 - No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 834 00:48:58,277 --> 00:49:00,734 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 835 00:49:00,735 --> 00:49:01,895 - What's there to talk about? 836 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:05,567 It's all meaningless, right? 837 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:06,568 - I mean, 838 00:49:08,568 --> 00:49:10,443 I hope it's not all meaningless. 839 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,859 - So what, we're just littering now? 840 00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:16,235 - God, nothing. 841 00:49:16,693 --> 00:49:18,359 What is this guy's deal? 842 00:49:26,443 --> 00:49:29,692 Oh, there we go. Finally. 843 00:49:29,693 --> 00:49:30,776 - What are you doing? 844 00:49:30,777 --> 00:49:33,234 - You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 845 00:49:33,235 --> 00:49:35,943 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 846 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,360 - No. 847 00:49:37,361 --> 00:49:39,359 No, no, no, no, don't. 848 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,443 I think it might be him. 849 00:49:40,943 --> 00:49:42,193 - Him? - Roy. 850 00:49:42,777 --> 00:49:45,068 Oh, that fucker! 851 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:48,735 - Don't stop. 852 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,359 - If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 853 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,026 - No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 854 00:49:54,027 --> 00:49:55,443 I'm serious. I'm serious! 855 00:49:56,193 --> 00:49:57,485 - Help! 856 00:49:58,235 --> 00:50:00,734 He's trying to kill me! 857 00:50:01,902 --> 00:50:04,318 He's trying to kill me! 858 00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:06,567 He's trying to kill me! 859 00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:08,192 Sir, step out of the vehicle 860 00:50:08,193 --> 00:50:09,443 with your hands up. 861 00:50:09,818 --> 00:50:11,359 Thank you. 862 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,902 Thank you. 863 00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:14,817 Is that him? 864 00:50:14,818 --> 00:50:16,526 Sir, if you do not comply, 865 00:50:16,527 --> 00:50:18,860 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 866 00:50:24,902 --> 00:50:26,402 Uh, okay! 867 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,068 I'm coming out! 868 00:50:33,985 --> 00:50:35,776 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 869 00:50:35,777 --> 00:50:37,860 I thought you were someone else. 870 00:50:39,443 --> 00:50:42,193 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 871 00:50:48,485 --> 00:50:49,942 - Hi, Roy. 872 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,067 Aahhh! 873 00:50:58,277 --> 00:51:00,037 You called for backup? 874 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:02,734 - Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 875 00:51:02,735 --> 00:51:04,526 - Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 876 00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:05,527 I just clipped him. 877 00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:06,942 - You did not just clip him. 878 00:51:06,943 --> 00:51:08,442 - He's a fucking sadist. 879 00:51:08,443 --> 00:51:10,359 I-- I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 880 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,360 He was gonna kill you. 881 00:51:11,361 --> 00:51:12,776 - Okay, well, no, thank you. 882 00:51:12,777 --> 00:51:14,359 - Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 883 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,234 - Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 884 00:51:16,235 --> 00:51:17,776 - Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 885 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:19,401 - Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 886 00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:20,734 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 887 00:51:20,735 --> 00:51:22,484 Come on, just do it. 888 00:51:25,443 --> 00:51:26,734 I'm touching your bike. 889 00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:28,360 Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 890 00:51:28,902 --> 00:51:30,609 Who the fuck is she? 891 00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,567 What the hell is going on with you? 892 00:51:32,568 --> 00:51:34,443 What? It got a little out of hand. 893 00:51:36,152 --> 00:51:38,610 - You think. - Sorry. 894 00:51:39,693 --> 00:51:41,192 - The pain is real. 895 00:51:41,193 --> 00:51:42,942 Why can't you understand that? 896 00:51:42,943 --> 00:51:45,359 - It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 897 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,484 Those are your words. - No. Pain matters! 898 00:51:47,485 --> 00:51:49,401 What we do to other people matters! 899 00:51:49,402 --> 00:51:51,276 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 900 00:51:51,277 --> 00:51:54,067 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 901 00:51:54,068 --> 00:51:56,359 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 902 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,817 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 903 00:51:58,818 --> 00:52:01,442 - Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 904 00:52:01,443 --> 00:52:05,442 I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. - No, Sarah, fuck you. 905 00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,692 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 906 00:52:07,693 --> 00:52:10,333 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 907 00:52:10,652 --> 00:52:12,442 Oww! See? A child. 908 00:52:12,443 --> 00:52:14,109 Shut the fuck up over there! 909 00:52:14,110 --> 00:52:17,401 - I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 910 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,234 - I tried to stop you. 911 00:52:19,235 --> 00:52:21,942 Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 912 00:52:21,943 --> 00:52:24,859 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 913 00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:26,192 - Are you serious right now? 914 00:52:26,193 --> 00:52:28,317 I followed you into that cave because I liked you 915 00:52:28,318 --> 00:52:30,109 and someone was trying to hurt you. 916 00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:31,901 Because I give a shit, 917 00:52:31,902 --> 00:52:34,776 which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 918 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,359 If I had known that I was going to be stuck 919 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,526 with a pretentious, sad bully 920 00:52:39,527 --> 00:52:41,651 for the rest of eternity, 921 00:52:41,652 --> 00:52:44,901 I would have stayed so far away from you, 922 00:52:44,902 --> 00:52:47,276 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 923 00:52:47,277 --> 00:52:49,277 - Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 924 00:52:52,318 --> 00:52:53,610 - What? 925 00:53:00,193 --> 00:53:01,234 What did you say? 926 00:53:01,235 --> 00:53:03,235 - Wha-- I didn't say-- - Answer me. 927 00:53:09,902 --> 00:53:10,943 I lied, okay. 928 00:53:12,027 --> 00:53:13,776 We did hook up before. 929 00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:15,277 A lot. 930 00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:19,152 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 931 00:53:20,027 --> 00:53:21,192 But it was different then. 932 00:53:21,193 --> 00:53:22,818 It was always just gonna reset. 933 00:53:23,818 --> 00:53:25,943 And then you got stuck in here and-- 934 00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:29,234 I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 935 00:53:31,735 --> 00:53:33,027 I didn't wanna tell you! 936 00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:36,068 So I didn't. 937 00:53:37,027 --> 00:53:38,027 Okay. 938 00:53:44,568 --> 00:53:46,443 - I'm getting out of this day. 939 00:53:48,152 --> 00:53:50,442 - Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 940 00:53:50,443 --> 00:53:51,803 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 941 00:54:01,985 --> 00:54:03,818 Hey. Pia. 942 00:54:04,735 --> 00:54:05,985 What room is Sarah staying at? 943 00:54:07,985 --> 00:54:09,567 Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 944 00:54:09,568 --> 00:54:11,526 - Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 945 00:54:11,527 --> 00:54:13,527 Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 946 00:54:14,068 --> 00:54:15,277 But she isn't in there. 947 00:54:15,902 --> 00:54:17,401 - Where is she? - No one knows. 948 00:54:17,402 --> 00:54:20,027 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 949 00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:30,026 - So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 950 00:54:30,027 --> 00:54:32,567 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 951 00:54:32,568 --> 00:54:34,692 - Nyles, what are you doing? - Sarah! 952 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:35,693 Come on out! 953 00:54:36,402 --> 00:54:37,985 Come on out! 954 00:54:38,485 --> 00:54:39,693 Wake up. 955 00:54:42,777 --> 00:54:43,902 - Sarah! 956 00:54:46,818 --> 00:54:47,818 Sarah! 957 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,402 Wake up. 958 00:54:53,277 --> 00:54:56,192 - Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 959 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:57,609 - Oh, don't say that. 960 00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,151 - No, Howard. 961 00:54:59,152 --> 00:55:01,026 Once again, Pia is right. 962 00:55:01,027 --> 00:55:04,860 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 963 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:06,318 - Who are you? 964 00:55:07,818 --> 00:55:09,235 - Misty's boyfriend. 965 00:55:12,568 --> 00:55:13,568 Wake up. 966 00:55:13,569 --> 00:55:14,942 Where is she? 967 00:55:14,943 --> 00:55:17,151 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 968 00:55:17,152 --> 00:55:19,526 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 969 00:55:19,527 --> 00:55:21,359 - I don't-- I don't feel safe with him in the ho-- 970 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,817 I feel like we should call the cops. 971 00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,651 - That's, like, honestly-- - Sarah! 972 00:55:24,652 --> 00:55:26,109 - I don't feel safe anymore. 973 00:55:26,110 --> 00:55:28,067 And how gorgeous are these two? 974 00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,817 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 975 00:55:30,818 --> 00:55:31,984 Hmm. 976 00:55:31,985 --> 00:55:33,276 - We're so bad. - Hmm. 977 00:55:33,277 --> 00:55:34,984 - Hold my leg up. - Wake up. 978 00:55:34,985 --> 00:55:37,609 ...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 979 00:55:37,610 --> 00:55:38,859 Randy, you have the best stories. 980 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:41,484 - I know. - Hey! 981 00:55:41,485 --> 00:55:43,026 - Oh my God. 982 00:55:43,027 --> 00:55:45,860 The wedding guy's here. 983 00:55:47,152 --> 00:55:48,359 - Yeah. - I need a breather. 984 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,901 Can I, can I-- - Oh, please. 985 00:55:49,902 --> 00:55:51,317 Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 986 00:55:52,527 --> 00:55:54,568 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 987 00:55:58,277 --> 00:56:00,277 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 988 00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:01,776 don't mind if I do. 989 00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:03,568 That's good, right? 990 00:56:08,318 --> 00:56:11,192 - Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 991 00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,777 I never wanna be married. 992 00:56:13,902 --> 00:56:16,401 - You okay, dude? - Did you two sleep in here last night? 993 00:56:16,402 --> 00:56:18,692 - No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 994 00:56:18,693 --> 00:56:20,567 before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 995 00:56:20,568 --> 00:56:21,568 Why? 996 00:56:21,569 --> 00:56:23,151 - Abe slept here last night? 997 00:56:23,152 --> 00:56:24,402 Yeah. What's up? 998 00:56:28,235 --> 00:56:29,527 - So fucking beautiful. 999 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,359 - Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1000 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,360 - Uh, 1001 00:56:34,735 --> 00:56:37,318 excuse me. - You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1002 00:56:38,277 --> 00:56:39,442 - What's he talking about? 1003 00:56:39,443 --> 00:56:41,401 Your sister and Abraham 1004 00:56:41,402 --> 00:56:42,651 boned each other. 1005 00:56:42,652 --> 00:56:44,735 - She wakes up with him every single day 1006 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,859 and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1007 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,817 God, no wonder she hates herself. 1008 00:56:48,818 --> 00:56:49,693 Here, smell this. 1009 00:56:49,694 --> 00:56:51,401 - From Abe's room. - Shut up and sit down. 1010 00:56:51,402 --> 00:56:53,317 You're drunk. - Nyles, what are you doing? 1011 00:56:53,318 --> 00:56:54,484 - Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1012 00:56:54,485 --> 00:56:56,152 - That isn't true, is it? 1013 00:56:56,818 --> 00:56:58,026 - What? No. No! 1014 00:56:58,027 --> 00:56:59,567 This guy's been drunk all day. 1015 00:56:59,568 --> 00:57:01,026 - That may be accurate. 1016 00:57:01,027 --> 00:57:03,859 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1017 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:06,859 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1018 00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:08,985 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1019 00:57:10,068 --> 00:57:13,859 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1020 00:57:13,860 --> 00:57:14,860 - Oh my God. 1021 00:57:15,735 --> 00:57:16,735 - I didn't think so. 1022 00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:19,317 - Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1023 00:57:19,318 --> 00:57:20,984 - Abe, let's take a walk. 1024 00:57:20,985 --> 00:57:22,401 - You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1025 00:57:22,402 --> 00:57:24,484 - You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1026 00:57:24,485 --> 00:57:25,776 with her sister? 1027 00:57:25,777 --> 00:57:27,901 And you know what, fuck all of you. 1028 00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:29,401 Sarah's a good person, 1029 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:31,942 but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you-- 1030 00:57:33,110 --> 00:57:34,151 Hey! 1031 00:57:34,152 --> 00:57:36,027 Come here. 1032 00:57:37,610 --> 00:57:39,318 - Stay back! - What are you doing? 1033 00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:43,317 - Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1034 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,985 Ohh! 1035 00:57:48,818 --> 00:57:51,318 - Misty's boyfriend! 1036 00:57:54,485 --> 00:57:55,443 - Oh wow. 1037 00:57:55,444 --> 00:57:57,109 - Oh my God, oh my God! 1038 00:57:57,110 --> 00:57:59,067 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1039 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,901 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1040 00:58:09,902 --> 00:58:12,984 the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance. 1041 00:58:15,818 --> 00:58:16,818 Tala, 1042 00:58:16,819 --> 00:58:19,027 you know that I'm not great with words, but 1043 00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:21,609 I do love you more than anything. 1044 00:58:22,902 --> 00:58:25,151 So, we're going to perform a number 1045 00:58:25,152 --> 00:58:28,317 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1046 00:58:28,318 --> 00:58:30,692 It's a song that I want you two to remember 1047 00:58:30,693 --> 00:58:32,652 when you fall into hard times. 1048 00:58:33,235 --> 00:58:34,777 Love can get you through anything. 1049 00:58:35,527 --> 00:58:38,026 And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1050 00:58:54,985 --> 00:58:56,277 - I miss her, Jerry. 1051 00:58:57,068 --> 00:58:58,068 Who? 1052 00:58:59,777 --> 00:59:02,193 - Sarah. - Wilder? 1053 00:59:03,527 --> 00:59:04,527 Oh. 1054 00:59:05,068 --> 00:59:06,693 I didn't know you knew her. 1055 00:59:14,443 --> 00:59:15,527 - I love her. 1056 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,360 - I see. 1057 00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:22,234 That's interesting. 1058 00:59:30,152 --> 00:59:31,401 Wake up. 1059 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:57,735 Roy! 1060 00:59:58,402 --> 01:00:00,027 I'm turning myself in! 1061 01:00:00,943 --> 01:00:02,692 Torture me, I don't care! 1062 01:00:02,693 --> 01:00:04,109 - Motherfucker. 1063 01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:06,442 - You were right, it's dark down here! 1064 01:00:06,443 --> 01:00:07,942 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1065 01:00:07,943 --> 01:00:09,401 - Hey, Roy. 1066 01:00:09,402 --> 01:00:11,735 I give up. You win. 1067 01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:14,902 It's okay, everybody. 1068 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,484 It's my nephew. 1069 01:00:16,485 --> 01:00:17,942 Thanks for your concern. 1070 01:00:19,777 --> 01:00:21,151 You cannot be here. 1071 01:00:21,152 --> 01:00:22,651 - Who was that man? - Fuck! 1072 01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:23,817 - Oh. - Hey, hon. 1073 01:00:23,818 --> 01:00:24,985 This is 1074 01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:27,192 - Nyles. - Nyles 1075 01:00:27,193 --> 01:00:28,609 He's an old friend. 1076 01:00:28,610 --> 01:00:32,068 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1077 01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:40,442 You look sad. 1078 01:00:40,443 --> 01:00:42,027 Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1079 01:00:48,902 --> 01:00:50,110 Twins. 1080 01:00:50,902 --> 01:00:53,027 Do you believe I made these at my age? 1081 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:55,734 If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1082 01:00:55,735 --> 01:00:58,110 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1083 01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:02,193 So, here's to Mai Tais. 1084 01:01:07,818 --> 01:01:09,484 - So, this is your life? 1085 01:01:09,485 --> 01:01:10,485 - Not bad, huh? 1086 01:01:10,486 --> 01:01:11,902 Beautiful wife, 1087 01:01:12,693 --> 01:01:13,943 beautiful kids. 1088 01:01:16,527 --> 01:01:18,402 Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1089 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,360 It's weird. 1090 01:01:21,610 --> 01:01:24,234 But... it's beautiful. 1091 01:01:24,235 --> 01:01:26,818 - What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1092 01:01:27,318 --> 01:01:28,735 - Things change, you know. 1093 01:01:30,693 --> 01:01:32,485 Priorities change. 1094 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:38,692 Okay, so what are you doing here? 1095 01:01:38,693 --> 01:01:41,068 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1096 01:01:44,110 --> 01:01:45,110 - I don't know, I-- 1097 01:01:46,068 --> 01:01:48,192 I hadn't seen you in a while. - Yeah, no shit. 1098 01:01:48,193 --> 01:01:50,734 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1099 01:01:50,735 --> 01:01:53,693 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1100 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:56,443 - Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1101 01:01:58,277 --> 01:02:00,277 - I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1102 01:02:01,902 --> 01:02:03,027 I mean, 1103 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,318 I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1104 01:02:07,693 --> 01:02:09,860 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1105 01:02:15,943 --> 01:02:17,859 I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1106 01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,235 I mean, I didn't really 1107 01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:22,610 comprehend what I was putting you through. 1108 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,985 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1109 01:02:33,402 --> 01:02:35,568 This was always a good day here. 1110 01:02:36,527 --> 01:02:37,527 You know. 1111 01:02:38,235 --> 01:02:40,943 My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1112 01:02:42,735 --> 01:02:44,777 Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1113 01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:48,776 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1114 01:02:48,777 --> 01:02:50,360 where we're all animals. 1115 01:02:51,443 --> 01:02:53,277 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1116 01:02:54,110 --> 01:02:56,027 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1117 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,402 You gotta find your Irvine. 1118 01:03:05,027 --> 01:03:06,777 - I don't have an Irvine. 1119 01:03:07,693 --> 01:03:09,110 - We all have an Irvine. 1120 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,359 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1121 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,527 with the cop car, anyway? - Don't call her that. 1122 01:03:18,693 --> 01:03:20,317 - You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1123 01:03:20,318 --> 01:03:22,442 Did you learn nothing from all this? 1124 01:03:22,443 --> 01:03:23,735 - She followed me in. 1125 01:03:27,527 --> 01:03:29,277 - Well, at least you have each other. 1126 01:03:31,735 --> 01:03:33,985 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1127 01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,005 Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1128 01:03:45,652 --> 01:03:47,777 - Can I stay for dinner? - No, man, look, I-- 1129 01:03:48,527 --> 01:03:51,568 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1130 01:03:53,152 --> 01:03:54,402 It's not you, it's me. 1131 01:03:59,693 --> 01:04:02,068 - Could you kill me one more time? 1132 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,818 You could still 1133 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,610 beat the traffic? 1134 01:04:10,693 --> 01:04:12,568 - All right. Side yard. 1135 01:04:17,443 --> 01:04:18,902 I hope you find it, man. 1136 01:04:19,568 --> 01:04:20,568 - Yeah. 1137 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,860 I'm getting out of this day. 1138 01:04:34,402 --> 01:04:36,901 - Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1139 01:04:36,902 --> 01:04:38,262 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah-- 1140 01:04:39,652 --> 01:04:41,735 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1141 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,442 - Hey. - Shut up. 1142 01:04:43,443 --> 01:04:44,609 That was awful and crazy 1143 01:04:44,610 --> 01:04:45,985 and it should never have happened, 1144 01:04:46,652 --> 01:04:49,484 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1145 01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:51,026 that is coming toward us 1146 01:04:51,027 --> 01:04:52,387 because we are very shitty people. 1147 01:04:52,943 --> 01:04:55,943 But... I am done being shitty. 1148 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:04,109 - Fuck. 1149 01:05:06,318 --> 01:05:09,609 Wh-- What did we do? That was-- that was so stupid 1150 01:05:09,610 --> 01:05:11,109 I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1151 01:05:11,110 --> 01:05:13,234 - Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. - I'm like my dad! 1152 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:07,151 - There's only one possible future given the laws of our-- 1153 01:06:07,152 --> 01:06:09,109 - Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1154 01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:12,527 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1155 01:06:13,277 --> 01:06:15,567 - Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1156 01:06:19,985 --> 01:06:22,067 - You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1157 01:06:42,152 --> 01:06:43,360 Wake up. 1158 01:06:51,235 --> 01:06:52,360 - Hey. 1159 01:06:55,527 --> 01:06:57,443 You're here? - Yep. 1160 01:06:58,943 --> 01:06:59,943 - Well, 1161 01:07:01,985 --> 01:07:03,192 it's good to see you. 1162 01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:04,651 You look, you look great. 1163 01:07:04,652 --> 01:07:06,652 - Yeah, well, I can't age. 1164 01:07:08,818 --> 01:07:09,942 Right. 1165 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,026 Let me in, Sarah. 1166 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,692 You can't lock me out of my own room. 1167 01:07:13,693 --> 01:07:14,693 Nyles! 1168 01:07:15,485 --> 01:07:16,485 Ugh! 1169 01:07:17,735 --> 01:07:18,610 - So, how have you been? 1170 01:07:18,611 --> 01:07:20,277 - Ugh, so bad. 1171 01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:22,110 I mean, 1172 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:26,192 No, yeah, really, really bad. 1173 01:07:26,193 --> 01:07:28,360 Look, can I just say something? 1174 01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:30,777 I'm so sorry, 1175 01:07:31,193 --> 01:07:34,192 for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1176 01:07:34,193 --> 01:07:36,442 And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1177 01:07:36,443 --> 01:07:38,901 and staying away for so long. 1178 01:07:38,902 --> 01:07:41,151 But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1179 01:07:41,152 --> 01:07:44,192 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1180 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:46,027 before I screwed it up, you know. 1181 01:07:47,152 --> 01:07:51,068 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1182 01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,360 - Thank you. 1183 01:07:56,693 --> 01:07:57,693 Are you done? 1184 01:07:58,068 --> 01:07:59,818 - Yeah. - Cool. 1185 01:08:01,110 --> 01:08:02,110 So, 1186 01:08:03,485 --> 01:08:04,901 I think I found a way out. 1187 01:08:04,902 --> 01:08:06,192 - Huh? 1188 01:08:06,193 --> 01:08:09,484 - We are trapped in a box of energy. 1189 01:08:09,485 --> 01:08:11,902 We get out of it by escaping the box 1190 01:08:13,193 --> 01:08:14,692 in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1191 01:08:14,693 --> 01:08:16,568 to travel through the loop itself. 1192 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:21,151 - And by "escaping the box," you mean-- 1193 01:08:21,152 --> 01:08:23,692 - We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1194 01:08:23,693 --> 01:08:25,859 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1195 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:27,943 it will propel us 1196 01:08:28,235 --> 01:08:29,235 out. 1197 01:08:30,818 --> 01:08:31,902 - To where? 1198 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,277 - I don't know. 1199 01:08:33,278 --> 01:08:34,651 We could wake up, and it's today, 1200 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,567 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1201 01:08:36,568 --> 01:08:38,651 or, you know, we could be dead 1202 01:08:38,652 --> 01:08:39,943 under a pile of rocks. 1203 01:08:40,443 --> 01:08:42,067 There's really no way to be sure, 1204 01:08:42,068 --> 01:08:43,985 that's why it's a theory. 1205 01:08:44,693 --> 01:08:46,277 But we have to try. 1206 01:08:47,235 --> 01:08:48,652 - Yeah, I guess. 1207 01:08:49,568 --> 01:08:51,152 Do we, though? I mean, 1208 01:08:51,652 --> 01:08:54,067 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1209 01:08:54,068 --> 01:08:55,308 Remember the whole karma thing? 1210 01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:56,943 - This is different. 1211 01:08:57,610 --> 01:08:59,026 I tested it. 1212 01:08:59,027 --> 01:09:00,693 - Tested it? How? 1213 01:09:00,985 --> 01:09:03,609 - Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1214 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:04,901 and I, I blew her up. 1215 01:09:04,902 --> 01:09:07,442 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1216 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:08,692 Can you zip me up? - Wait. 1217 01:09:08,693 --> 01:09:10,276 The goat is gone? 1218 01:09:10,277 --> 01:09:11,277 - Mm-hmm. 1219 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:13,526 That's crazy, right? 1220 01:09:13,527 --> 01:09:15,817 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1221 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,734 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1222 01:09:17,735 --> 01:09:19,693 we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1223 01:09:20,652 --> 01:09:21,652 - Well-- 1224 01:09:22,110 --> 01:09:26,317 I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1225 01:09:26,318 --> 01:09:27,984 - What? No. What are you talking about? 1226 01:09:27,985 --> 01:09:29,359 - Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1227 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,859 What's the big rush, you know, 1228 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:32,985 in case something actually does happen? 1229 01:09:35,527 --> 01:09:36,568 - Holy shit. 1230 01:09:37,735 --> 01:09:38,817 Are you scared to leave? 1231 01:09:38,818 --> 01:09:40,485 - What? No. 1232 01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:42,568 Not at all. 1233 01:09:43,152 --> 01:09:45,651 I just don't want to leave. 1234 01:09:45,652 --> 01:09:47,651 There's a difference. - Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1235 01:09:47,652 --> 01:09:49,902 - I wanna stay with you. 1236 01:09:50,902 --> 01:09:52,942 Look, I love you, okay. 1237 01:09:52,943 --> 01:09:54,027 How about that? 1238 01:09:56,402 --> 01:09:57,402 - What? 1239 01:09:58,110 --> 01:09:59,110 - I love you. 1240 01:10:01,818 --> 01:10:03,193 You-- 1241 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,985 How can you even know that? 1242 01:10:06,277 --> 01:10:09,151 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1243 01:10:09,152 --> 01:10:10,692 - No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1244 01:10:10,693 --> 01:10:11,985 - Oh my God. Nyles. 1245 01:10:12,402 --> 01:10:14,068 I-- So you, you're, 1246 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:17,109 you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1247 01:10:17,110 --> 01:10:19,067 with millions of other people to choose from, 1248 01:10:19,068 --> 01:10:21,109 you would still choose me? - Yeah. 1249 01:10:21,110 --> 01:10:24,067 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1250 01:10:24,068 --> 01:10:25,526 It's a world with death and poverty, 1251 01:10:25,527 --> 01:10:27,692 debilitating emotional distress. 1252 01:10:27,693 --> 01:10:30,234 At least in here, we get to be together. 1253 01:10:30,235 --> 01:10:31,485 - You have lost your mind. 1254 01:10:32,818 --> 01:10:36,067 - Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1255 01:10:36,068 --> 01:10:37,359 Don't be so afraid of it. 1256 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,109 - This isn't real, Nyles. 1257 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,859 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1258 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:42,943 - So what? 1259 01:10:43,568 --> 01:10:46,208 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1260 01:10:47,818 --> 01:10:51,442 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1261 01:10:51,443 --> 01:10:52,817 And if your plan works, 1262 01:10:52,818 --> 01:10:55,058 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1263 01:10:55,735 --> 01:10:57,152 - How do you know about that? 1264 01:10:59,527 --> 01:11:00,943 Orchid Explosion 1265 01:11:02,027 --> 01:11:03,027 by Fournier. 1266 01:11:03,028 --> 01:11:04,651 But it doesn't matter! 1267 01:11:04,652 --> 01:11:07,402 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1268 01:11:09,652 --> 01:11:11,401 - I can't keep waking up in there. 1269 01:11:11,402 --> 01:11:12,735 - Just ignore it. 1270 01:11:13,152 --> 01:11:14,652 - I need my life back. 1271 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:18,152 And I am asking you 1272 01:11:19,235 --> 01:11:21,193 if you want to leave this place 1273 01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:23,526 and come with me. 1274 01:11:23,527 --> 01:11:25,027 - And I'm saying no. 1275 01:11:25,943 --> 01:11:28,193 But I'm also asking you to stay. 1276 01:11:42,693 --> 01:11:43,984 - Goodbye, Nyles. 1277 01:11:43,985 --> 01:11:45,359 - What? 1278 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,610 Sarah. 1279 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,527 - Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1280 01:11:58,527 --> 01:11:59,693 - We should break up. 1281 01:12:00,902 --> 01:12:02,484 - What? - You don't like me. 1282 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,568 - I don't like you, 1283 01:12:04,110 --> 01:12:05,777 but I don't think we should break up. 1284 01:12:06,318 --> 01:12:08,402 - What? - People don't break up with me. 1285 01:12:09,027 --> 01:12:10,776 This is so fucked up. 1286 01:12:10,777 --> 01:12:12,734 - Okay. - I'm breaking up with you. 1287 01:12:12,735 --> 01:12:14,192 I had the idea first. 1288 01:12:34,527 --> 01:12:36,443 - Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1289 01:12:36,818 --> 01:12:38,985 I love your haircut. - Me too. 1290 01:12:39,402 --> 01:12:41,192 Without further ado, let me bring up 1291 01:12:41,193 --> 01:12:43,067 the actual maid of honor, 1292 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:44,942 the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1293 01:12:46,902 --> 01:12:48,317 Good luck, girl. 1294 01:12:48,318 --> 01:12:49,609 Thank you, Misty. 1295 01:12:49,610 --> 01:12:52,151 Um, when I was 12, 1296 01:12:52,152 --> 01:12:54,776 I had just started at this new school 1297 01:12:54,777 --> 01:12:57,234 and I was truly terrified of the world, 1298 01:12:57,235 --> 01:13:01,902 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1299 01:13:02,318 --> 01:13:05,360 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1300 01:13:05,943 --> 01:13:07,985 And I find Tala 1301 01:13:08,568 --> 01:13:10,110 asleep next to me, 1302 01:13:10,568 --> 01:13:11,568 holding me. 1303 01:13:13,277 --> 01:13:14,859 She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1304 01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:19,318 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1305 01:13:19,943 --> 01:13:21,192 because she thought that might help. 1306 01:13:21,193 --> 01:13:24,193 And she was, like, five years old. 1307 01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,443 And I never had another nightmare. 1308 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:31,777 Uh, you have this 1309 01:13:33,110 --> 01:13:35,609 selflessness and this hopefulness 1310 01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:38,193 that's really... special. 1311 01:13:41,485 --> 01:13:42,610 It's really rare. 1312 01:13:47,693 --> 01:13:50,110 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1313 01:13:51,818 --> 01:13:53,985 but I will today and forever, 1314 01:13:54,902 --> 01:13:55,985 and ever and ever, 1315 01:13:57,652 --> 01:13:59,318 be learning from you. 1316 01:14:03,027 --> 01:14:04,027 Um-- 1317 01:14:06,318 --> 01:14:09,277 And now, Abe, 1318 01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:17,276 don't fuck this up. 1319 01:14:22,485 --> 01:14:23,485 - I won't. 1320 01:14:27,235 --> 01:14:28,609 - Good. 1321 01:14:37,485 --> 01:14:38,485 - You smell so good. 1322 01:14:42,277 --> 01:14:43,277 I love you. 1323 01:14:43,278 --> 01:14:44,610 - I love you, too. 1324 01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:51,985 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1325 01:14:52,985 --> 01:14:56,027 And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1326 01:14:56,943 --> 01:14:57,943 Okay. 1327 01:14:59,485 --> 01:15:02,359 - That was a lovely speech, dear. 1328 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,442 - Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1329 01:15:04,443 --> 01:15:08,277 - You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1330 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:12,943 - Yeah. 1331 01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:18,277 - Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1332 01:15:19,652 --> 01:15:20,818 Good luck. 1333 01:15:32,402 --> 01:15:33,985 - You okay, sweetheart? 1334 01:15:35,777 --> 01:15:37,985 - I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1335 01:15:39,693 --> 01:15:42,193 so I'll never feel ever again. 1336 01:15:43,652 --> 01:15:45,484 - What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1337 01:15:45,485 --> 01:15:46,859 - That's his first drink. 1338 01:15:46,860 --> 01:15:48,235 - I thought I knew how to live. 1339 01:15:51,568 --> 01:15:52,568 I didn't. 1340 01:15:53,443 --> 01:15:54,818 Or I don't? 1341 01:15:55,402 --> 01:15:58,318 - Honey, take a look around. 1342 01:15:59,027 --> 01:16:01,193 Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1343 01:16:18,318 --> 01:16:20,192 Oh my God. 1344 01:16:20,193 --> 01:16:21,777 I'm an idiot. 1345 01:16:22,318 --> 01:16:24,526 - You sure he didn't take anything? 1346 01:16:24,527 --> 01:16:25,610 - Kid's just moping there. 1347 01:16:28,153 --> 01:16:30,942 - I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1348 01:16:30,943 --> 01:16:32,567 - You talk to me like that, 1349 01:16:32,568 --> 01:16:34,610 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1350 01:16:44,902 --> 01:16:46,276 - Thanks, Ted, 1351 01:17:02,277 --> 01:17:03,777 No. No! 1352 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:06,442 Ohh! 1353 01:17:06,443 --> 01:17:07,860 Damn it! 1354 01:17:12,527 --> 01:17:13,859 Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1355 01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:15,817 Please, I-- I need help. 1356 01:17:15,818 --> 01:17:17,192 A ride, anything. 1357 01:17:17,193 --> 01:17:18,235 - Who the fuck are you? 1358 01:17:19,193 --> 01:17:22,067 - Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1359 01:17:22,068 --> 01:17:23,526 at a bar in Aberdeen. 1360 01:17:23,527 --> 01:17:26,151 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1361 01:17:26,152 --> 01:17:27,318 You never saw her again. 1362 01:17:28,235 --> 01:17:29,235 Spuds, 1363 01:17:30,610 --> 01:17:31,735 I'm your son. 1364 01:17:34,735 --> 01:17:36,110 - I always had a feeling. 1365 01:17:47,443 --> 01:17:48,817 Sarah! 1366 01:17:48,818 --> 01:17:49,985 Sarah, wait! 1367 01:17:50,568 --> 01:17:51,568 Wait! 1368 01:17:53,318 --> 01:17:55,151 I get it now. You were right. 1369 01:17:55,152 --> 01:17:56,318 I was scared, 1370 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:58,777 but I'm not anymore! 1371 01:17:59,152 --> 01:18:00,277 Look, Sarah, 1372 01:18:00,693 --> 01:18:02,442 from the first time that I saw you-- 1373 01:18:02,443 --> 01:18:03,942 - No, stop. Stop it. 1374 01:18:03,943 --> 01:18:06,610 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1375 01:18:07,318 --> 01:18:08,318 all right. 1376 01:18:16,402 --> 01:18:17,859 You get one more sentence. 1377 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:18,860 - Okay. 1378 01:18:19,443 --> 01:18:20,443 Okay. 1379 01:18:21,068 --> 01:18:22,985 Even though I pretend not to be, 1380 01:18:23,652 --> 01:18:26,193 I've realized that I'm completely co-dependent, 1381 01:18:26,735 --> 01:18:27,984 but I'm cool with it 1382 01:18:27,985 --> 01:18:31,235 because I think that life should be shared now, 1383 01:18:31,693 --> 01:18:34,568 and I need you to survive. 1384 01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:36,610 - Okay. 1385 01:18:37,235 --> 01:18:39,818 That's your one sentence. - I need you to survive, comma, 1386 01:18:40,818 --> 01:18:42,235 but it's so much more than that... 1387 01:18:42,735 --> 01:18:43,985 uh, colon. 1388 01:18:45,528 --> 01:18:47,902 I know you better than anyone knows you. 1389 01:18:48,485 --> 01:18:51,484 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1390 01:18:51,485 --> 01:18:53,359 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1391 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,484 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1392 01:18:55,485 --> 01:18:58,027 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1393 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,235 Ampersand. 1394 01:19:01,277 --> 01:19:03,235 You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1395 01:19:05,318 --> 01:19:06,942 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1396 01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:09,276 that the person I like the most in my entire life 1397 01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:11,067 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1398 01:19:11,068 --> 01:19:12,317 but you know what else has crazy odds? 1399 01:19:12,318 --> 01:19:13,985 Getting stuck in a time loop. 1400 01:19:15,235 --> 01:19:16,276 Dot, dot, dot-- 1401 01:19:16,277 --> 01:19:17,734 - Ellipses. - Ellipses, thank you. 1402 01:19:17,735 --> 01:19:18,776 - It's called an ellipses. 1403 01:19:18,777 --> 01:19:20,402 - Ellipses, look, 1404 01:19:21,110 --> 01:19:24,609 I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1405 01:19:24,610 --> 01:19:27,234 but it's really irrelevant to me 1406 01:19:27,235 --> 01:19:28,568 as long as I'm with you. 1407 01:19:29,277 --> 01:19:31,193 And if it kills us, well then 1408 01:19:34,318 --> 01:19:35,985 I'd rather die with you 1409 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:38,193 than live in this world without you, 1410 01:19:39,485 --> 01:19:41,068 emphatic period. 1411 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:48,567 - That was a grammatical nightmare. 1412 01:19:48,568 --> 01:19:51,526 - Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1413 01:19:51,527 --> 01:19:53,942 - I mean, an emphatic period is just a-- it's just an exclamation point. 1414 01:19:53,943 --> 01:19:55,303 - I didn't want to seem desperate. 1415 01:19:59,818 --> 01:20:01,443 - What if we get sick of each other? 1416 01:20:02,985 --> 01:20:04,943 - We're already sick of each other. 1417 01:20:06,443 --> 01:20:07,610 It's the best. 1418 01:20:12,402 --> 01:20:14,943 - I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1419 01:20:18,277 --> 01:20:19,277 But there-- there's 1420 01:20:20,027 --> 01:20:23,193 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1421 01:20:24,443 --> 01:20:25,443 with you in it. 1422 01:20:26,277 --> 01:20:27,277 - Yeah. 1423 01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:28,818 Less mundane. 1424 01:20:29,568 --> 01:20:31,943 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1425 01:20:36,318 --> 01:20:37,318 - Okay. 1426 01:20:38,485 --> 01:20:39,485 - Okay. 1427 01:20:41,652 --> 01:20:44,902 - Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1428 01:20:45,943 --> 01:20:46,984 - Okay. 1429 01:20:50,777 --> 01:20:51,943 So, 1430 01:20:52,985 --> 01:20:56,192 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1431 01:20:56,193 --> 01:20:57,692 - It's too late, you've already committed. 1432 01:20:57,693 --> 01:20:58,777 - Damn it! 1433 01:21:00,402 --> 01:21:02,985 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1434 01:21:03,777 --> 01:21:06,692 - Your mom's house. - Okay. This was a mistake. 1435 01:21:06,693 --> 01:21:08,693 - Your mom's a mistake. - All right. 1436 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,985 - In case I don't see you again, 1437 01:21:19,235 --> 01:21:20,277 I love you, too. 1438 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:20,568 - So, now what do we do? 1439 01:22:23,818 --> 01:22:26,402 - Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1440 01:22:31,652 --> 01:22:32,652 - You have a dog? 1441 01:22:33,152 --> 01:22:34,610 - Yeah. Fred. 1442 01:22:36,610 --> 01:22:38,693 - You have a dog named Fred? - I do. 1443 01:22:39,527 --> 01:22:40,776 - You've never mentioned this. 1444 01:22:40,777 --> 01:22:41,943 - Never came up. 1445 01:22:42,443 --> 01:22:44,402 - Where is he? - With a neighbor. 1446 01:22:45,527 --> 01:22:46,734 - What kind of dog is he? 1447 01:22:46,735 --> 01:22:48,276 - He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1448 01:22:48,277 --> 01:22:50,567 - "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1449 01:22:50,568 --> 01:22:52,902 - Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1450 01:22:58,193 --> 01:23:00,110 - I guess they come back November 10th. 1451 01:23:57,777 --> 01:23:59,234 - Hey, shit bird. 1452 01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,651 I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1453 01:24:00,652 --> 01:24:02,652 That is a pretty crazy theory. 1454 01:24:03,110 --> 01:24:04,402 You really think it could work? 1455 01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:09,152 - I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1456 01:24:14,110 --> 01:24:15,818 I'm Nyles. 1457 01:24:19,318 --> 01:24:20,318 - Hi. 1458 01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:21,860 - Hi. 1459 01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:27,318 - No way. 1460 01:24:29,110 --> 01:24:30,151 Wow! 1461 01:24:30,152 --> 01:24:34,610 - Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1462 01:24:35,318 --> 01:24:37,026 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 100914