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Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"...
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What was the deal with you and Stefan?
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I was the first love of Stefan's life.
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Stefan, meet Julian.
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Julian was the man you were
not supposed to fall for.
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Does Stefan Salvatore know that you
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- are pregnant with his child?
- What?
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I wanted to tell you personally,
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but Julian made sure
there was nothing to tell.
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Please don't tell anyone.
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I won't, I promise.
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Alaric: The Phoenix Stone
brings people back from the dead.
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Bonnie: We made a mistake.
Jo was never in that stone.
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I put someone else in her body.
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You're not my wife.
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I don't think I am.
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We'll figure this out together.
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Damon: Burying that bastard's body
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would've been too good for Lily.
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I want to give her that
man that she's missed
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for a hundred years, and then I want
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to rip his head off right in front of her.
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Valerie: Julian is the devil.
I can't let Lily bring him back.
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If she does, I will kill Julian myself.
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[Voices and laughter on TV]
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So tell me, what thoughts go through
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a man's mind before he decides,
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"I think I'll take the
ones with the roosters"?
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I didn't pick those out.
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Hang on. Glitter.
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Yeah. Well, it goes with the territory.
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What the hell do you want, Damon?
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When's the last time you
talked to your fiancee?
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I see word travels fast.
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She texted earlier today. Why?
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What time was it, and what'd she say?
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12:18... "Do we need bread?"
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Well, she's not answering her phone now.
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Yeah. Well, she doesn't like
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to answer the phone before a broadcast.
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I don't care. Get her on the horn.
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Stefan's being hunted again,
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and it's only a matter of time
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before Caroline's the bait
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that's used to lure him out.
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Move.
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Caroline: We apologize for the interruption
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to your current program.
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My name is Caroline.
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I am a segment producer for "KQBC News."
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Please listen carefully.
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I have an urgent message
for Stefan Salvatore.
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Oh, well.
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I guess the old ball and chain won't
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make it home for dinner,
after all, will she?
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[Clears throat]
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Hold the gun. There you go.
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Now, the first thing you want to do...
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[Spits]
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Bite the paper off the cartridge like this.
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Hand me that ramrod. There you go.
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Now I want you to do it.
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Push it all the way down.
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Perfect.
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How far away can I shoot?
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Well, you see that, uh...
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You see that tree over there
with the bark falling off?
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No.
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Pretty far, then, huh?
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Can I shoot it?
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I don't know. Think you're old enough?
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I'm 11.
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I was 12 when I shot my first gun.
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Dad, I can do it.
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- You think so?
- Yeah.
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All right. Ok.
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Let's go find ourselves a deer.
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Come on.
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[Click]
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See, now, the trick is,
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never take your eye off the target.
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Got that?
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Jacob.
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Jacob!
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Jacob!
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Jacob! Jacob!
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Jacob!
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Hey, it's just me.
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- Hey.
- Who's Jacob?
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- Who?
- Jacob.
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You were yelling his name.
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Oh, um, must have been a bad dream.
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Oh, probably because you're
sleeping on the couch, silly.
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What are you doing down here?
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That would be my fault.
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I... I just wanted to let you know
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I used the last of the shampoo.
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Valerie, I didn't know
that you were staying here.
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Stayed, past tense, um, just one night.
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[Clears throat]
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I should go put some clothes on.
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Yeah. You do that.
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- All right.
- Ok.
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- Explain.
- Ok.
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Lily wants to raise Julian from the dead.
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Valerie tried to scorch his body
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before she can get her hands on him,
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and that did not work out so well.
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Not following how that's our problem.
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Ok. If and when Lily welcomes Julian
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back into his body, he will find out
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what Valerie did, and he'll come after her.
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Yeah. Just not connecting those dots.
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Well, maybe you can just trust me
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that I know what I'm doing.
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So what you're saying is,
Valerie needs to disappear...
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New name, new job,
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a country in a separate hemisphere.
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No. No.
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Well, you just said that she's in danger.
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I mean, if I need to drive
her to the airport myself,
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I will do that, mm-hmm.
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Unless you have a problem with that.
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Uh, you know, I... I really like
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this form of manipulation.
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Hmm.
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[Clears throat]
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Whatever we're doing, we should do it fast.
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The Phoenix Stone turns people mad,
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and Julian's soul's been in
it for over a hundred years,
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so anywhere he is, I need to be
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as far away as possible.
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Hwah! Ah...
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See, Beau, fencing's
got to flow... hwah!...
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Like a conversation.
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I speak. You listen.
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I speak some more.
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Ah.
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You've improved. Well done, friend.
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Ah!
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Men: ♪ you're in my head ♪
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♪ get out of my bed ♪
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♪ you don't run the world ♪
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♪ you're in my head... ♪
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Lily: Gentlemen...
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Our back yard's not big enough?
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Beau insisted, didn't you, friend?
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Heh heh.
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Take it outside, please.
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Well, you heard this
ridiculously attractive woman.
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You are suspiciously cheery.
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Are you sure you shouldn't still be in bed?
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My love, I need to be on my feet again.
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I spent the last hundred years on my back,
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so unless you can make an
offer that I cannot refuse...
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Mm...
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Ok.
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Tempting,
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but I have another idea.
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And I like it already.
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Ha ha ha!
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We have enemies here.
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You mean Valerie.
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That name is not to be
uttered in this house.
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I am referring to my sons.
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Your sons are alive?
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Ok. Well, I have some catching up to do.
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- My thoughts exactly.
- Hmm.
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[Doorbell rings]
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"Lily Salvatore requests your presence
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to celebrate our town's peaceful spirit
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and introduce a new friend...
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This evening, 5:00."
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Hmm, looks like Mom raised
her man crush from the dead.
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[Tape rewinding]
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Alaric, on tape: I promise
to be with you and love you.
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[Cell phone rings]
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- Hey.
- Bonnie: Hey.
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Remember when we used an ancient relic
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to raise your wife from the dead
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and ended up imbuing her
with someone else's soul?
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Why are you calling me?
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Because I'm at Scull Bar,
where faux Jo is currently
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holding her laptop like it's a book.
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You promised me you would help her
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figure out who she was
before she did anything crazy.
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Yeah, and every time I look into her eyes,
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I see my murdered wife,
so I'm taking a break.
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I know this is probably impossible for you.
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We have no idea what's gonna happen to her.
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We can't just leave her unattended.
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Well, just keep an eye on her, then.
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I can't. I have to go to Mystic Falls.
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Lily Salvatore is having
some peace party mixer
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which'll probably result
in half of my friends
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nearly dying if I don't attend,
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so get here now, preferably before someone
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asks Jo to perform surgery, ok?
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Zac Carper: ♪ I just say that I'm happy ♪
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♪ now leave me alone ♪
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Ah, go no tie, I'm going no tie.
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Not just no tie, no going.
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You saw her invite.
Julian's back. You're going.
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To watch Lily bat her eyes
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at her zombie douche brain boy toy?
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Thanks, but I'd rather stay home
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and stub my toe repeatedly.
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You do realize that
zombie douche brain boy toy
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is living in your house,
bathing in your tub,
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eating your froot loops.
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Oh, I know.
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I also know that he's
the love of Mom's life,
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Mom, who convinced Kai to link Elena's life
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with Bonnie's so I'd be miserable
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for the next 6-plus decades.
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What are you getting at?
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Julian makes her happy, Stefan.
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More time they spend
together, the happier she gets,
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the more tragic it'll be in 6 months
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when I hand-deliver his heart to her.
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6 months?
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Yeah, you know, give or take.
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Let her get her hopes up.
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Let her start planning
their entire eternity,
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and then, squish, he's dead.
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That might be a bit of a problem, brother,
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because I plan on killing
the bastard tonight.
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Seattle looks nice.
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Hey, they got the Space Needle,
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great coffee, Mount St. Helens.
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Rain.
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Didn't take you much of a sunshine person.
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Um, I mean, there's always Indonesia.
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Oh, you could rent a hut on the beach
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and drink out of coconuts.
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Be 9,000 miles from your
boyfriend in either direction.
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Let's put a pin in locations for a moment
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and talk names because Valerie Tulle
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is way too traceable.
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I'm thinking... Matilda.
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Oh, you could totally pull off Matilda...
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Matilda Pettigrew
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from Liverpool, England.
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What, do you want to write it down?
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You're handling me like I'm a wounded bird,
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like I'm some sort of victim, but I'm not.
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When Stefan kills Julian,
he can't hurt anyone else,
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and I can just put this
whole mess behind me.
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What mess?
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You know, the whole reason
I'm afraid of Julian,
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my big secret, the entire horror story.
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Stefan must have told you.
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He promised me he wouldn't tell anyone,
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but I didn't know that that included you.
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Well, his loyalty certainly
is attractive, isn't it?
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Ok. I'm sorry. What didn't he tell me?
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Never mind.
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As you were saying,
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uh, Matilda Pettigrew from Liverpool, hmm?
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That's good. I like it.
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So you just line up those
matching pieces of candy like so.
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There you go. You got it.
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It took Mary Louise a month
to pass the first level.
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And this is meant to be, like, fun, right?
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Oh, yeah.
266
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:39,214
Give it another 5 minutes,
you'll be full-on addicted.
267
00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:42,183
I think this era suits you, Nora.
268
00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:45,220
Well, I wouldn't know.
269
00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:47,923
Lily keeps us trapped
inside the town border.
270
00:10:47,925 --> 00:10:49,457
There's nothing here for us.
271
00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:50,792
Well, I think she's just nervous
272
00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:53,495
to let her little birdies fly free.
273
00:10:53,497 --> 00:10:55,630
She doesn't want another
Valerie on her hands.
274
00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:57,232
Well, Valerie's a traitor, and Lily knows
275
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:59,267
she and I are nothing alike.
276
00:10:59,269 --> 00:11:02,637
No. You certainly are not.
277
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:05,740
Perhaps I could talk to Lily,
278
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:07,676
see if I can't convince her
279
00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:09,311
to loosen her reins a little.
280
00:11:09,313 --> 00:11:12,514
- You would do that?
- Of course.
281
00:11:12,516 --> 00:11:15,283
There you are. Guests are arriving.
282
00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:16,885
Help me greet them?
283
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,154
You're greeting them dressed like that?
284
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,522
What's wrong with it?
285
00:11:20,524 --> 00:11:22,991
Absolutely nothing, Mary Louise.
286
00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:26,261
You look stunning, as always.
287
00:11:32,636 --> 00:11:34,202
[Creak]
288
00:11:34,204 --> 00:11:35,503
Am I allowed in,
289
00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:37,772
or does your cleaning
lady need to invite me?
290
00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:40,141
We had her sign the house over to us.
291
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,210
She was too expensive. Come in.
292
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,878
Thank you.
293
00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,982
Compliments of the Lockwood cellar.
294
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:49,150
Oh, thank you.
295
00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:51,519
Ooh, where did all these people come from?
296
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:53,021
Neighboring towns.
297
00:11:53,023 --> 00:11:55,523
We promised them a night
of drink and conversation.
298
00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:57,892
Ah, so you compelled them.
299
00:11:57,894 --> 00:12:00,095
I wanted to show you what peace looks like.
300
00:12:00,097 --> 00:12:01,496
My family is civilized.
301
00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:03,098
None of these people are in danger.
302
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,634
Damon: What? No tie?
303
00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,002
What are you doing here?
304
00:12:07,004 --> 00:12:08,570
I missed my stash.
305
00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:10,038
Lily: Boys, why don't you go mingle?
306
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,173
I'll put this away.
307
00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:17,679
Tell me that you are here to help me.
308
00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:20,515
You know how you wanted to, uh, redecorate?
309
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,450
Mm-hmm.
310
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,285
Can't let you do that.
311
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,520
Why the hell not?
312
00:12:25,522 --> 00:12:27,522
Because Lily just rearranged the furniture
313
00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:28,923
and she needs a little time to live in it,
314
00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,325
ow, fall in love because Lily
just with the whole furniture
315
00:12:30,327 --> 00:12:31,426
feng shui of it all.
316
00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:33,261
Yeah. Let me guess... for 6 months.
317
00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:35,263
Ok. I give up. What am I missing here?
318
00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:36,898
Why do you care so much?
319
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,533
Let's just say that the furniture
320
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:40,802
Lily recently purchased is psychotic
321
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:43,805
and needs to be disposed of immediately.
322
00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:47,108
Julian: Gentlemen, welcome.
323
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,878
- Hmm. I'm Julian.
- I'm Damon.
324
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,446
Lily told me all about you.
325
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,448
Of course, you were only a boy back then,
326
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,751
and now you're, well, you.
327
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,987
Stefan, how long has it been?
328
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,121
I don't know.
329
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:01,289
I must have lost track
330
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,457
after I stopped thinking about you.
331
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:04,292
Huh, my charm is being lost on you.
332
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,794
You must be dreadfully sober.
333
00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:10,765
Beau, get these men
something to drink, will you?
334
00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:17,172
Deputy Donovan. Welcome.
335
00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:18,606
It's Matt.
336
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:19,941
We lost all formalities
when you and your girlfriend
337
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:22,143
nearly drained me of all my blood.
338
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:23,645
Ok. Look.
339
00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,113
The whole point of this shindig
340
00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:27,148
is to start over, so...
341
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,883
Got a better idea.
342
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,518
Why don't you convince your
family to leave Mystic Falls?
343
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,920
And why would I do that?
344
00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,354
Why would a group of vampires hang around
345
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:36,424
an abandoned town with nothing to eat?
346
00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:38,426
What are we talking about?
347
00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:40,361
Apparently, Matt is sick of us.
348
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,930
I just want my town back,
349
00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,765
preferably before anyone else dies.
350
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,501
Look around. Look at all these people.
351
00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,002
They're still alive, aren't they?
352
00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,472
At least till the dessert course.
353
00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:53,308
You're making it worse.
354
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,410
Come on. Let's go meet people.
355
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,521
Bonnie: Oh, did whatever animal
356
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,389
they're serving for dinner get a plus-one?
357
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,425
Hilarious. I was invited.
358
00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:11,893
You're scoping the competition.
359
00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:15,230
There is not competition to scope.
360
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:18,433
[Knocks on door]
361
00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:20,401
Since you're here,
362
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:21,736
if anyone's wondering, you're my date.
363
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:22,871
Sorry?
364
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,276
Lorenzo, I'm so glad you came.
365
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:31,446
Wouldn't miss it.
366
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,517
Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past,
367
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,852
but I hope this means you're
willing to start fresh.
368
00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:39,287
You're the reason I'm never gonna see
369
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:42,490
my best friend again,
so I hope you're joking.
370
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,867
- Ahh...
- Hmm, nice break.
371
00:14:52,869 --> 00:14:55,737
Well, it is my pool table, after all.
372
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:58,439
Ah, Damon, come play with us.
373
00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:02,577
Oh, I would, but I have an
irrational fear of pool tables.
374
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:05,380
It's not a rational fear of losing?
375
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,415
Wait. Has he nev...
376
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,551
Have you never heard
the story about the guy
377
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:12,320
that tries to kill the
vampire during a game of pool?
378
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,589
Huh. Well, considering my body's
379
00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:16,724
been in stasis for a century,
380
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:18,259
why don't you enlighten me?
381
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:21,029
Well, there's this guy.
382
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,765
He's about Stefan's build,
maybe a wee bit bigger,
383
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,967
little more chiseled,
less height on the hair.
384
00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,735
Get on with the story.
385
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:29,904
Right, so this vampire
that he wants to kill
386
00:15:29,906 --> 00:15:32,607
is at least 300 years older than him,
387
00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:35,243
and anyone and everyone with half a brain
388
00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:37,312
knew he was being an idiot,
389
00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:41,983
but he had this inexplicable obsession,
390
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,552
so he bets the vampire in a game of pool,
391
00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:47,822
and just as the vamp is
setting up for his last shot...
392
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:54,629
And?
393
00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:56,297
- Never got a chance.
- Oh.
394
00:15:56,299 --> 00:16:00,068
Yeah. Another vampire comes
out of nowhere and stops him.
395
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,170
Like I said, he was being an idiot.
396
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:06,040
Wow, that is a wonderful story, Hemingway.
397
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,942
Thanks.
398
00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:12,947
[Whistling "Strangers in the Night"]
399
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,682
Hmm.
400
00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:18,653
Man: ♪ know what is to come ♪
401
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:22,257
♪ or to sing of your history ♪
402
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:24,525
♪ our lives are like... ♪
403
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,761
I see you've mastered the Internet.
404
00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,597
One of these students showed
me something called WebMD.
405
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:32,367
Apparently, I have a form
of retrograde amnesia.
406
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,135
So far, I've cancelled out encephalitis
407
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:36,170
and paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis.
408
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,640
Most of my characteristics
fall under fugue-state amnesia,
409
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:40,174
which is rare, but then again,
410
00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:42,644
so is coming back from the dead,
411
00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:46,014
which I just said too loudly.
412
00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:47,715
What?
413
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:48,983
Nothing.
414
00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,251
Woman: Dr. Laughlin, you're back.
415
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,253
I thought you were on sabbatical.
416
00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,188
Laura Homested, one of your interns
417
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,990
at the med center last semester.
418
00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,425
Oh, right.
419
00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:00,194
You remember Laura, who
you mentioned to me, right?
420
00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:02,263
Laura my star pupil.
421
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:05,133
Really? You gave me a "C".
422
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,501
Anyway, how was your honeymoon?
423
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,636
Amazing, wasn't it, Ric?
424
00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:12,440
Yeah, uh, fantastic.
425
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:15,476
Oh, Dr. Laughlin, y... your nose.
426
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,211
Your nose is bleeding.
427
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:18,713
Oh, hey, do you mind
getting us some napkins?
428
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,248
Yeah. I'll be right back.
429
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,450
[Coughs]
430
00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:30,024
What the hell is wrong with me?
431
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:38,751
♪ my lover ♪
432
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:42,721
[Scatting]
433
00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:47,159
[Applause]
434
00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:48,827
[Feedback]
435
00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:50,296
[Clink clink clink]
436
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:52,431
I hate to interrupt the
party, but I just wanted
437
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,601
to introduce my dearest love Julian.
438
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:59,805
He's just returned from,
shall we say, travels abroad.
439
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:04,910
My family is finally complete.
440
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:07,279
My hope now is that in time,
441
00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:09,615
we can learn to accept each other
442
00:18:09,617 --> 00:18:11,617
and, together, restore this town
443
00:18:11,619 --> 00:18:15,354
with its residents to a state of peace.
444
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:16,555
Cheers.
445
00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:17,856
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
446
00:18:17,858 --> 00:18:19,491
[Glasses clink]
447
00:18:21,095 --> 00:18:23,929
[Sighs]
448
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,932
[Piano playing softly]
449
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,068
Beau, can I ask you something?
450
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:32,271
Lily's concerns about me
weren't entirely wrong.
451
00:18:32,273 --> 00:18:36,175
My time away might have
affected my head a bit,
452
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:38,744
nothing to worry about, of course,
453
00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:41,180
but, um, there is a little something
454
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:44,283
that would bring me great relief.
455
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:46,318
Our dearly departed Oscar had something
456
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,988
of mine, but it wasn't on him when he died,
457
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:52,625
so I thought perhaps it
was in his automobile.
458
00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:58,163
Could you maybe figure
out where it was sent?
459
00:18:58,165 --> 00:18:59,498
Great.
460
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,100
[Pat]
461
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:10,309
We haven't met.
462
00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:12,611
Julian.
463
00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:15,314
- Lorenzo.
- Hmm.
464
00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:21,787
Those meat-and-cheese
spirals were decadent.
465
00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:24,323
Your staff does fantastic work.
466
00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:29,094
I'll send them your compliments.
467
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:31,530
Hmm.
468
00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:43,509
It's called dignity. Have some. It's free.
469
00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:46,211
Oh, what I got in return was priceless.
470
00:19:46,213 --> 00:19:48,313
Julian is looking for Oscar's car.
471
00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:51,917
I intend to find it first.
472
00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:55,554
What are you doing?
473
00:19:55,556 --> 00:19:57,156
Lily is watching.
474
00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:59,591
I am fixing your tie, making her jealous
475
00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:01,260
like any good date.
476
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,495
That's what you wanted, right,
477
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:06,198
make her a little jealous?
478
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,034
Maybe a little.
479
00:20:12,139 --> 00:20:14,740
[Inhales]
480
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:19,011
Anyway, I got what I came for.
481
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:22,047
Have a nice night.
482
00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:27,219
[Coughing]
483
00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:30,055
Her nose just started to bleed, and...
484
00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:31,890
And then that started.
485
00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:33,726
Oh, here.
486
00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:36,695
Uh! Take my blood.
487
00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,098
Drink. It'll heal you.
488
00:20:42,136 --> 00:20:44,203
[Gulping]
489
00:20:45,339 --> 00:20:46,438
[Gulp]
490
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,507
[Coughing]
491
00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:50,008
Or not.
492
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,744
What the hell's wrong with her?
493
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,912
Valerie: Seems a vampire
soul inside a human body
494
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:56,181
does not a perfect match make.
495
00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:57,483
What does that mean?
496
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,451
The Phoenix Stone traps vampire souls.
497
00:20:59,453 --> 00:21:02,254
Oscar had a vampire body,
got some other vampire's soul,
498
00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:03,622
and he lost the plot.
499
00:21:03,624 --> 00:21:04,990
Jo was a human.
500
00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:07,092
Clearly, a basic human
body is unable to contain
501
00:21:07,094 --> 00:21:09,261
the essence of a vampire soul.
502
00:21:09,263 --> 00:21:10,996
You add that together, carry the one,
503
00:21:10,998 --> 00:21:13,298
you're a decomposing mess.
504
00:21:18,272 --> 00:21:19,571
Thank you, Valerie.
505
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:21,507
Your tact is wildly appreciated.
506
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,008
I was just saying that she was a corpse
507
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,409
who was meant to stay a corpse.
508
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,278
We know. We heard you, but that corpse
509
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,514
was supposed to be Ric's wife who died
510
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:32,818
with two kids inside of
her on their wedding day.
511
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:36,355
Sorry. I... I had no idea.
512
00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:39,491
Yeah. Well, now you do,
so just sit down quietly
513
00:21:39,493 --> 00:21:42,427
while he says good-bye.
514
00:21:47,201 --> 00:21:50,035
Ah, what a pretty dress.
515
00:21:50,037 --> 00:21:52,671
Do you think? Nora didn't even notice.
516
00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:54,840
Well, Nora needs her eyes examined.
517
00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:57,709
She's talking to everyone
at this party but me.
518
00:21:57,711 --> 00:21:59,778
I feel like a fool running around
519
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,147
trying to impress my own girlfriend.
520
00:22:05,052 --> 00:22:08,153
Stand still and say nothing.
521
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,860
Why don't you drink
522
00:22:14,862 --> 00:22:18,063
what you're actually craving?
523
00:22:18,065 --> 00:22:19,998
Lily would have my head.
524
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,466
No feeding on the guests.
525
00:22:21,468 --> 00:22:23,335
She practically made us
sign on oath in our blood.
526
00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:25,204
Mm, just as I expected.
527
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,738
What?
528
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:31,143
You, Mary Louise, have lost your swagger.
529
00:22:31,145 --> 00:22:33,879
The girl I remember had spunk, vigor,
530
00:22:33,881 --> 00:22:36,615
danger, rules be damned.
531
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:40,385
No wonder Nora's bored.
532
00:22:45,092 --> 00:22:49,494
Mm, I won't tell this if you won't.
533
00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:56,835
[Slurping]
534
00:23:01,909 --> 00:23:04,343
Dorothy Martin: ♪ gotta raise a little hell ♪
535
00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:06,778
♪ ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪
536
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,313
Mare, did you change?
537
00:23:08,315 --> 00:23:10,148
You're looking very Scarlett Johan...
538
00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:12,751
Martin: ♪ baby, drop them bones ♪
539
00:23:12,753 --> 00:23:15,387
♪ baby, fare thee well ♪
540
00:23:15,389 --> 00:23:17,256
♪ somebody gotta ♪
541
00:23:17,258 --> 00:23:19,825
♪ gotta raise a little hell ♪
542
00:23:21,595 --> 00:23:23,795
Man: Excuse me. Can you tell
me where the high school is?
543
00:23:23,797 --> 00:23:25,430
Oh, the entire town's shut down.
544
00:23:25,432 --> 00:23:26,832
You haven't noticed the million signs?
545
00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:28,400
Yeah. I'm looking for the high school.
546
00:23:28,402 --> 00:23:30,769
Yeah. I heard you the first time. Why?
547
00:23:30,771 --> 00:23:33,639
Uh, can you tell me
where the high school is?
548
00:23:33,641 --> 00:23:35,173
Who you been talking to?
549
00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:37,109
Uh, I can't say.
550
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,811
If my boss is looking for
me, can you tell him I quit?
551
00:23:39,813 --> 00:23:42,247
Uh...
552
00:23:42,249 --> 00:23:43,916
What was that about?
553
00:23:43,918 --> 00:23:46,618
I don't know, but I get the
impression he didn't, either.
554
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,653
We should follow him...
555
00:23:47,655 --> 00:23:48,887
[Cell phone chirps]
556
00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:50,055
Unless you have other plans.
557
00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:51,323
This'll only take a minute.
558
00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:52,991
I'll meet you at my truck.
559
00:23:56,463 --> 00:24:00,265
Huh. Where the hell's your TV?
560
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:03,168
- Where's my bed?
- Wow.
561
00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:05,971
Guess Lily took over your bedroom,
562
00:24:05,973 --> 00:24:08,340
and I will bet you your old flat-screen
563
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:12,911
that Julian is not sleeping
in the guest quarters.
564
00:24:12,913 --> 00:24:16,081
Here, I thought she slept
standing up like a horse.
565
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,683
You need to help me kill him,
566
00:24:17,685 --> 00:24:19,818
or you need to leave.
567
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,553
Do you know what this means?
568
00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:22,988
Knock it off.
569
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:24,589
It means Mom's happy.
570
00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:26,258
Another couple of months of this,
571
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,459
and she'll have convinced
herself it's forever,
572
00:24:27,461 --> 00:24:28,994
and that's when we strike, Stefan.
573
00:24:28,996 --> 00:24:30,329
Look at your bedroom.
574
00:24:30,331 --> 00:24:32,531
Our house is unrecognizable.
575
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:37,369
Lily needs to go, and killing
Julian is the start of that.
576
00:24:37,371 --> 00:24:39,204
You know something.
577
00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:41,406
Look at you... murdery, vengeful.
578
00:24:41,408 --> 00:24:43,008
It's very humanity-off, Stefan,
579
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,943
except your switch is intact, which means
580
00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:47,713
you know something, so spit it out.
581
00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:52,985
It's not my secret to tell, Damon.
582
00:24:52,987 --> 00:24:54,820
Oh, really?
583
00:24:54,822 --> 00:24:58,023
Matt: So Nora showed me where
they keep the good stuff.
584
00:24:58,025 --> 00:25:00,492
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.
585
00:25:00,494 --> 00:25:03,895
Does this bottle say, "default deputy"? No.
586
00:25:03,897 --> 00:25:05,864
No. It says, "Damon's good stuff.
587
00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:08,734
Do not touch."
588
00:25:09,603 --> 00:25:11,536
[Coughing]
589
00:25:18,178 --> 00:25:21,279
Stefan: Take Bonnie. Get out of here.
590
00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:24,549
It's about to get ugly.
591
00:25:29,757 --> 00:25:31,089
My brother told the story wrong.
592
00:25:31,091 --> 00:25:33,125
Ugh!
593
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:35,060
Uh... Ooh!
594
00:25:36,597 --> 00:25:38,597
Aagh!
595
00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:40,165
What are you doing?
596
00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:43,602
Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! Aagh!
597
00:26:04,081 --> 00:26:05,547
[Run-out groove crackling]
598
00:26:09,687 --> 00:26:11,954
Uhh...
599
00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:21,296
Mhh...
600
00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:25,467
Lily: What did I do to
make you hate me so much?
601
00:26:25,469 --> 00:26:26,602
It's not about you.
602
00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:28,103
Not about me?
603
00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:29,238
Ever since I've been
back, all you have done
604
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,707
is try to strip me of my happiness.
605
00:26:31,709 --> 00:26:34,376
Answer me. What did I do wrong?
606
00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:36,278
[Footsteps]
607
00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:39,481
Well,
608
00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:42,351
I see Stefan's plan went swimmingly.
609
00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:44,787
Probably explains why your
fake guests are leaving.
610
00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:47,256
Sit down, both of you.
611
00:26:47,258 --> 00:26:49,458
Damon: Oh, well, we wouldn't
want to wear out our welcome.
612
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,261
Ha ha! Brother, let's hit the road.
613
00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:54,797
Sit down, son,
614
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:57,299
or I'll seat you myself.
615
00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:01,236
Ok.
616
00:27:08,446 --> 00:27:11,480
Hmm, over a hundred years
617
00:27:11,482 --> 00:27:14,116
inside this thing, although in this,
618
00:27:14,118 --> 00:27:16,585
my own custom-made hell,
619
00:27:16,587 --> 00:27:19,388
time is meaningless.
620
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:22,624
The pain, the emptiness,
621
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:24,793
the complete lack of humanity
622
00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:28,464
is quite literally endless.
623
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,101
No. Every day is the same.
624
00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:33,735
I wake up.
625
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,071
I try to escape, but instead,
626
00:27:36,073 --> 00:27:38,774
I end up killing the person
627
00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:41,477
that I love the most.
628
00:27:43,614 --> 00:27:47,015
Every day, over and over again,
629
00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:50,052
I drive a stake through your mother.
630
00:27:50,054 --> 00:27:54,223
It's almost enough to turn
even the soundest mind mad,
631
00:27:54,225 --> 00:27:56,358
but when you're over 475 years old,
632
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,193
you learn a thing or two about yourself.
633
00:27:58,195 --> 00:28:00,863
This couldn't be real because I would never
634
00:28:00,865 --> 00:28:04,700
bring harm to your mother.
635
00:28:04,702 --> 00:28:07,870
Hell was playing tricks on me, hmm?
636
00:28:07,872 --> 00:28:10,038
It was trying to break me, but, no,
637
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,707
I wouldn't let it because I knew
638
00:28:11,709 --> 00:28:15,878
that if I did snap...
639
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,314
Ooh, no, no...
640
00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:22,751
I wouldn't be a man.
641
00:28:22,753 --> 00:28:25,020
I'd be a monster.
642
00:28:27,558 --> 00:28:28,824
Julian.
643
00:28:28,826 --> 00:28:32,561
Your children have no respect for you.
644
00:28:34,532 --> 00:28:36,331
Rrgh...
645
00:28:41,238 --> 00:28:42,671
Julian!
646
00:28:42,673 --> 00:28:44,239
Knock it off.
647
00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:49,344
- Ah!
- Julian. Julian.
648
00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:51,413
Julian.
649
00:28:51,415 --> 00:28:53,782
[Gasps]
650
00:28:53,784 --> 00:28:56,752
Boys, out now.
651
00:29:01,058 --> 00:29:06,962
I wonder what WebMD would
have to say about me now.
652
00:29:06,964 --> 00:29:10,365
It's probably best not to find out.
653
00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:14,102
A woman was wielding a sword
654
00:29:14,104 --> 00:29:16,138
that pierced my heart.
655
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,906
The blade was metal.
656
00:29:17,908 --> 00:29:20,409
It shouldn't have been
able to kill me, but it did.
657
00:29:20,411 --> 00:29:22,711
Did you just remember this?
658
00:29:25,616 --> 00:29:28,417
I also remembered my name.
659
00:29:30,955 --> 00:29:34,256
I think I'm Florence.
660
00:29:34,258 --> 00:29:36,391
Well, it's nice to meet you, Florence.
661
00:29:36,393 --> 00:29:38,727
Birdy: ♪ I've been sleepless at night... ♪
662
00:29:38,729 --> 00:29:41,530
I am so sorry that I put you through this.
663
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,565
It's ok.
664
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:46,401
I know you want your wife back.
665
00:29:46,403 --> 00:29:49,871
I'm sorry I'm not her.
666
00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:54,009
I wish I was. She was a lucky woman.
667
00:29:54,011 --> 00:29:56,478
Birdy: ♪ if I look back to the start now... ♪
668
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,148
You would have been an amazing husband.
669
00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:02,851
Birdy: ♪ I see everything true ♪
670
00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:06,321
♪ there's still a fire
in my heart, my darling ♪
671
00:30:06,323 --> 00:30:09,825
It's been so nice...
672
00:30:09,827 --> 00:30:13,929
It's been so nice to hear her voice again.
673
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,398
Thank you.
674
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,535
Thank you for allowing me to say good-bye.
675
00:30:20,537 --> 00:30:23,772
Birdy: ♪ and who says love should ♪
676
00:30:23,774 --> 00:30:25,841
[Alaric sobs]
677
00:30:25,843 --> 00:30:28,877
Birdy: ♪ break us when we fall? ♪
678
00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:31,947
Good-bye, Ric.
679
00:30:31,949 --> 00:30:34,549
Birdy: ♪ and if we're strong enough ♪
680
00:30:34,551 --> 00:30:36,785
♪ to let it in ♪
681
00:30:36,787 --> 00:30:41,123
♪ mm mm mm, mm mm mm ♪
682
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:43,358
♪ we're strong enough ♪
683
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,694
♪ to let it go ♪
684
00:30:45,696 --> 00:30:49,231
♪ oh oh oh, oh oh ♪
685
00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:54,970
♪ let it all go, let it
all go, let it all out now ♪
686
00:30:58,976 --> 00:31:01,276
♪ we're strong enough ♪
687
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:03,512
♪ to let it go ♪
688
00:31:03,514 --> 00:31:06,982
♪ oh oh oh, oh oh ♪
689
00:31:33,409 --> 00:31:36,344
[Rattling]
690
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:40,581
Hey, hey, what are you doing here?
691
00:31:42,719 --> 00:31:45,186
He did actually see us, didn't he?
692
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,047
All right, everybody. Please stand up.
693
00:32:13,049 --> 00:32:16,617
We're gonna get you out of here, ok?
694
00:32:16,619 --> 00:32:18,319
[Snap snap]
695
00:32:18,321 --> 00:32:21,255
Bonnie: It's not gonna work, Matt.
696
00:32:21,257 --> 00:32:24,125
Someone compelled them to be here.
697
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:29,764
Sanguinem filio,
698
00:32:29,766 --> 00:32:32,400
sanguinem effugarex perpetuum...
699
00:32:32,402 --> 00:32:35,403
Do you want the white sheet
or the off-white sheet?
700
00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:37,038
I don't care. You choose.
701
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,574
Effugarex perpetuum...
702
00:32:39,576 --> 00:32:42,143
What are you doing?
703
00:32:42,145 --> 00:32:43,845
What is that?
704
00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:46,180
It's my wedding video post-explosion.
705
00:32:46,182 --> 00:32:49,550
I've never been able to watch
it past the wedding vows.
706
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:53,254
- Valerie, turn it off.
- Quiet.
707
00:32:53,256 --> 00:32:55,656
I recognize this chant.
708
00:32:55,658 --> 00:32:57,291
That Gemini kid Kai thought they
709
00:32:57,293 --> 00:32:58,826
were sending him to a prison world.
710
00:32:58,828 --> 00:33:00,294
Who cares? Turn it off.
711
00:33:00,296 --> 00:33:01,696
No. You're not listening.
712
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:03,197
They weren't sending him away, Caroline.
713
00:33:03,199 --> 00:33:05,499
They were trying to save
714
00:33:05,501 --> 00:33:08,102
the next generation of Gemini twins.
715
00:33:09,372 --> 00:33:12,740
I think your babies are still alive.
716
00:33:17,714 --> 00:33:20,248
He's still alive,
717
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,016
so I don't know what you're moping about.
718
00:33:22,018 --> 00:33:24,318
No talking until I'm seeing two of you.
719
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,654
Then I'll kick both of your asses.
720
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,823
This is why there is a hard line
721
00:33:28,825 --> 00:33:30,958
between good and evil, Stefan.
722
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,693
I don't cross over into your territory.
723
00:33:32,695 --> 00:33:34,228
Don't cross over into mine.
724
00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:36,364
This isn't about you, Damon. Get over it.
725
00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:37,798
You know, I never thought I'd say this,
726
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,367
Stefan, but I miss the days when
727
00:33:39,369 --> 00:33:40,768
you just let your big brother
728
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,136
handle all the dirty work.
729
00:33:42,138 --> 00:33:43,638
Quite frankly, I can't figure out
730
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,606
why you have such a big beef with this guy,
731
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:48,910
unless v-card Valerie got under your skin.
732
00:33:48,912 --> 00:33:50,411
You don't want to start
with me right now, Damon.
733
00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:51,712
I'm surprised, Stefan.
734
00:33:51,714 --> 00:33:53,147
I thought Caroline was the one,
735
00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:54,448
and yet, again, we all thought
736
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,816
Elena was the one, huh?
737
00:33:55,818 --> 00:33:58,386
What is it about the first time
738
00:33:58,388 --> 00:34:00,855
that just makes it so memorable?
739
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,734
I got Valerie pregnant...
740
00:34:13,736 --> 00:34:15,703
What?
741
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:18,239
In 1863.
742
00:34:18,241 --> 00:34:20,675
Julian found out about it,
743
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,247
and he beat her until the
baby was no longer alive.
744
00:34:26,249 --> 00:34:28,082
Oh...
745
00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:34,088
I could've been a father.
746
00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:36,724
Why didn't you just tell me?
747
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:38,426
What'd you want me to do,
748
00:34:38,428 --> 00:34:39,927
tell you I could've had a kid
749
00:34:39,929 --> 00:34:41,896
and watch you brush it off
750
00:34:41,898 --> 00:34:43,531
with some glib joke about
751
00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:46,400
how it was 150 years ago?
752
00:34:46,402 --> 00:34:49,036
Yeah. I know it was 150 years ago, Damon,
753
00:34:49,038 --> 00:34:52,139
and it's stupid how much it affects me,
754
00:34:52,141 --> 00:34:55,543
but it still does.
755
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,247
I want him dead, Damon.
756
00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:04,352
No one's gonna stop me from killing him...
757
00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:07,121
Not in 6 months, not in 6 weeks...
758
00:35:08,925 --> 00:35:10,758
Now.
759
00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,779
Valerie: Twins are the
lifeblood of the Gemini coven.
760
00:35:22,781 --> 00:35:24,614
If a pregnant mother is in danger,
761
00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:27,083
then the transfer is our magical failsafe.
762
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:30,453
It's rarely used but used nonetheless.
763
00:35:30,455 --> 00:35:33,189
Ric, tell me that this isn't crazy.
764
00:35:33,191 --> 00:35:35,525
My wife, who died months ago,
765
00:35:35,527 --> 00:35:37,994
just looked me in the eyes
and said good-bye to me.
766
00:35:37,996 --> 00:35:40,563
Why the hell not?
767
00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,231
Because I don't want
you to get your hopes up
768
00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:44,000
for something that's insane.
769
00:35:44,002 --> 00:35:46,202
I need your blood.
770
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:53,509
Now put it here... Indonesia,
771
00:35:53,511 --> 00:35:56,479
farthest geographical
point from Mystic Falls.
772
00:35:56,481 --> 00:35:59,315
Your progeny are, obviously,
made up of your DNA.
773
00:35:59,317 --> 00:36:02,251
If they're alive, the blood
will travel along the map.
774
00:36:02,253 --> 00:36:04,420
Once it's in the proximity of the babies,
775
00:36:04,422 --> 00:36:06,856
the map should ignite.
776
00:36:06,858 --> 00:36:10,827
Close your eyes. Clear your mind.
777
00:36:12,864 --> 00:36:15,765
Phesmatos quare infantatum.
778
00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,834
Phesmatos quare filios.
779
00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:19,869
Ado finet terraeum.
780
00:36:19,871 --> 00:36:21,938
Nunc temos rogamus.
781
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:24,207
Combutis et sanguinem.
782
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:27,076
Phesmatos quare infantatum.
783
00:36:33,351 --> 00:36:35,218
Stefan: May I ask you something?
784
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:36,986
Did Julian remind you
785
00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:39,155
of anyone in particular tonight?
786
00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:41,324
The almighty Giuseppe Salvatore.
787
00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,593
- Mm-hmm.
- You saw it, too.
788
00:36:43,595 --> 00:36:45,328
Yep, although I will say,
789
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,497
Julian's right hook
790
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,966
has got a little more heft to it.
791
00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:55,104
Elena and I talked about starting a family.
792
00:36:55,106 --> 00:36:57,206
I mean, it was fantasy, but still,
793
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,941
we secretly knew as long as she
794
00:36:58,943 --> 00:37:01,244
was a vampire, it's all it was.
795
00:37:01,246 --> 00:37:03,246
Then she took the cure,
and all of a sudden,
796
00:37:03,248 --> 00:37:06,082
having a real family was a possibility.
797
00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:08,151
Granted, it'd be dysfunctional as hell,
798
00:37:08,153 --> 00:37:11,554
but we'd have a real human family.
799
00:37:11,556 --> 00:37:13,956
Did it ever scare you,
800
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:15,525
the thought that maybe you'd
801
00:37:15,527 --> 00:37:17,360
turn out like our father?
802
00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:20,530
The guy sent our mom away to die alone.
803
00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:22,899
He bullied us for years,
and then he shot us.
804
00:37:22,901 --> 00:37:25,868
If anything, I just want to
be a great dad to spite him.
805
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:28,571
- Hmm.
- What about you?
806
00:37:28,573 --> 00:37:30,740
Well, I've been on this earth
807
00:37:30,742 --> 00:37:33,476
for 160-some years, and I've seen
808
00:37:33,478 --> 00:37:35,344
the world at 30,000 feet.
809
00:37:35,346 --> 00:37:37,046
I've traveled to every continent
810
00:37:37,048 --> 00:37:39,115
and learned how to cook,
811
00:37:39,117 --> 00:37:41,450
built a Porsche.
812
00:37:41,452 --> 00:37:44,921
I think my only regret
813
00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:48,424
would be not having a kid.
814
00:37:50,195 --> 00:37:53,930
If you want Julian dead, I'll help you.
815
00:37:53,932 --> 00:37:57,466
Tomorrow, tonight, now...
816
00:37:58,369 --> 00:37:59,835
I'm in.
817
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:21,123
What the hell happened down there?
818
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:23,693
You were in a blind rage.
819
00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:25,361
Ha! Rage?
820
00:38:25,363 --> 00:38:27,463
We offered them escargot and wine,
821
00:38:27,465 --> 00:38:28,965
and your boy threw me in the fire,
822
00:38:28,967 --> 00:38:30,766
so he's lucky that he still has his head.
823
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:32,668
They were just trying
to hurt me, all right?
824
00:38:32,735 --> 00:38:35,369
Look. The whole point of tonight was
825
00:38:35,371 --> 00:38:37,838
to end this feud, not start a new one.
826
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,440
Why do you care what they think?
827
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,043
The Lily that I remember
moved on from her children.
828
00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:45,112
Where's the girl that I fell in love with,
829
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,149
the girl that I found irresistible?
830
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:51,285
I can't say that I recognize this version.
831
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:58,559
This version has no desire
to see her children dead.
832
00:38:58,561 --> 00:39:00,928
If you have a problem with that,
833
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:03,564
we have a problem.
834
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,272
Lily...
835
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:17,378
Perhaps I'm more affected by my time away
836
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:20,548
than I wanted to admit.
837
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,516
You know I was wishing
that the hell had gone away,
838
00:39:22,518 --> 00:39:26,587
but my mind, it's not right.
839
00:39:26,589 --> 00:39:30,057
I mean, the truth is,
840
00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:34,328
I'm frightened that
841
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,598
I'm not the Julian that you remember.
842
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,542
- We'll fix it.
- [Sighs]
843
00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:51,312
We'll fix it together, all right,
844
00:39:51,314 --> 00:39:55,249
but you must promise me
845
00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:59,820
nothing like that will ever happen again.
846
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:09,397
Well, in the meantime...
847
00:40:09,399 --> 00:40:10,865
[Sniffles]
848
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:13,768
I need to feel safe.
849
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:15,736
Your kids will strike again,
850
00:40:15,738 --> 00:40:18,372
and I need to protect myself.
851
00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:23,010
What I believe you have in mind
852
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:27,581
will take the cooperation
of the entire family.
853
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,850
It will,
854
00:40:29,852 --> 00:40:33,921
but I don't anticipate
that to be a problem.
855
00:40:33,923 --> 00:40:36,657
They love me.
856
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,930
Valerie: Finet terraeum.
857
00:40:42,932 --> 00:40:45,132
Nunc temos rogamus.
858
00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:46,934
Combutis et sanguinem.
859
00:40:46,936 --> 00:40:49,236
Phesmatos quare infantatum.
860
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,038
Ado finet terraeum.
861
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,240
Nunc temos rogamus.
862
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,476
Combutis et sanguinem.
863
00:40:55,478 --> 00:40:57,845
Phesmatos quare filios.
864
00:40:57,847 --> 00:40:59,947
Guys, I don't think it's working.
865
00:40:59,949 --> 00:41:02,416
Nunc temos rogamus.
866
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,251
Combutis et sanguinem.
867
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,921
Caroline: Guys, stop. The
spell isn't working, ok?
868
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,390
The blood's just off the map now.
869
00:41:09,392 --> 00:41:11,826
See? I warned you not to get your hopes up.
870
00:41:11,828 --> 00:41:13,194
Oh, my God!
871
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:22,436
Ok. What the hell happened?
872
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:25,739
Not possible.
873
00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:27,408
What's not possible?
874
00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:28,976
Valerie: Babies. They're here.
875
00:41:28,978 --> 00:41:32,646
Caroline: Where, huh, floating in a raft
876
00:41:32,648 --> 00:41:35,182
look at the map. Your spell didn't work.
877
00:41:35,184 --> 00:41:38,886
They're not on the map, Caroline.
878
00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:43,290
They're inside of you.
879
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:58,500
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