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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,857 --> 00:00:03,991 We are gathered here today 2 00:00:04,059 --> 00:00:06,160 to say goodbye to my father. 3 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:11,065 It's no secret that we didn't always see eye-to-eye, 4 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:12,900 but he was always there for me 5 00:00:12,968 --> 00:00:15,370 even when I wasn't there for him. 6 00:00:15,438 --> 00:00:18,405 I'll always love him for that. 7 00:00:18,473 --> 00:00:20,907 I know this is an unconventional place for a funeral. 8 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:24,878 But my father was an unconventional man... 9 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:27,047 And my brother insisted. 10 00:00:28,249 --> 00:00:29,750 Most people say that comic books 11 00:00:29,818 --> 00:00:31,685 are for weird, out-of-touch losers 12 00:00:31,753 --> 00:00:32,752 who refuse to grow up. 13 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,654 But I say... 14 00:00:34,722 --> 00:00:36,723 My dad always gave those "losers" a home. 15 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,858 Stop calling them losers. 16 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:40,226 Right. 17 00:00:40,293 --> 00:00:42,795 And now my brother Peter would like to say a few words. 18 00:00:42,863 --> 00:00:43,763 Let's keep this dignified. 19 00:00:43,831 --> 00:00:44,664 Obviously. 20 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,401 And now, a Klingon haiku of mourning. 21 00:00:49,469 --> 00:00:50,969 (Clears throat) 22 00:00:51,036 --> 00:00:54,439 (Guttural) Rur con-Ron dar-lak jah nak-tik ack-tul na-Jin! 23 00:00:54,507 --> 00:00:55,741 Rur con-Ron dar-lak! 24 00:00:55,808 --> 00:00:57,376 Dar-lak! 25 00:00:57,443 --> 00:00:59,177 Oh dear God. 26 00:00:59,245 --> 00:01:00,078 My father is gone. 27 00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:02,447 I wish he could come back, 28 00:01:02,515 --> 00:01:04,315 but he can't, 29 00:01:04,383 --> 00:01:06,950 and even if he could, would I really want him to? 30 00:01:07,018 --> 00:01:08,552 I mean, he'd clearly be a zombie, 31 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,287 or some form of undead monster. 32 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:11,455 (Clears throat) Peter. 33 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:13,623 The only way to stop his brain lust would be a bullet to the head. 34 00:01:13,624 --> 00:01:14,958 I just don't think I could handle losing him twice. 35 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:15,926 Stop talking about zombies. 36 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:17,728 Right. Sorry. 37 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:19,764 (Flipping through cards) Zombies. Zombies. Zombies. 38 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:21,464 Zombie... (Clears throat) 39 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:23,666 And that is why we had him cremated. 40 00:01:23,734 --> 00:01:25,702 Terry: Okay. Touching stuff. 41 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:26,736 Thank you all for coming. 42 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:28,237 Refreshments will be served inside. 43 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,239 Peter: But first... 44 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:31,274 Terry: Do we have to do this? 45 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,241 Peter: It's what he wanted. 46 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,477 Terry: Well, it's ridiculous. 47 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:38,380 Peter: Friends, I invite you all to gaze in wonder 48 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,718 as my father's ashes are propelled 49 00:01:42,786 --> 00:01:44,486 into the Ionosphere, 50 00:01:44,554 --> 00:01:46,522 where he will become one with the heavens, 51 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:50,759 and perhaps be born again as life-giving rain. 52 00:01:50,827 --> 00:01:52,727 (Applause) 53 00:01:52,795 --> 00:01:54,829 (Rocket hisses as it powers up) 54 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:56,931 (Whooshes off) Crowd: Oooh! 55 00:02:00,335 --> 00:02:01,168 So beautiful. 56 00:02:03,972 --> 00:02:05,807 Who's ridiculous now? 57 00:02:06,975 --> 00:02:08,242 (Violent explosion) 58 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,577 Oh dear God! Run! 59 00:02:10,645 --> 00:02:12,512 (Panicked screaming) Run! 60 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:13,847 Ow! He's in my eyes! 61 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:15,482 He went into my eyes! 62 00:02:20,822 --> 00:02:21,788 It's good to be home. 63 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,199 Almost Heroes S01E01 "Terry and Peter vs. Episode One" Original airdate June 2, 2001 64 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,400 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 65 00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:35,100 Peter, I am so sorry I'm late. 66 00:02:35,168 --> 00:02:37,402 I want you to know whatever you need, 67 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:38,637 I'm here for you. 68 00:02:38,705 --> 00:02:40,405 - Thank you. - So where's Terry? 69 00:02:40,473 --> 00:02:42,306 Oh, he's over there by the punch, 70 00:02:42,374 --> 00:02:44,241 spiking it with alcohol, 71 00:02:44,309 --> 00:02:45,677 which he's been drinking! 72 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:47,512 (Scoffs) Watch out. 73 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:50,582 When he drinks he'll flirt with anything. 74 00:02:50,649 --> 00:02:51,483 Oh, really? 75 00:02:52,751 --> 00:02:54,085 I love your brow ridges. 76 00:02:54,152 --> 00:02:55,720 Thanks. 77 00:02:55,788 --> 00:02:56,687 (Chuckles) 78 00:02:56,754 --> 00:02:58,455 A picture of your father? 79 00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:00,824 This? No. 80 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:02,860 Uh, funny story. 81 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:06,597 Dad always dreamed he'd get William Shatner's autograph, 82 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,299 and one day there he was... 83 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:12,869 William Shatner. TJ hooker himself... 84 00:03:12,936 --> 00:03:14,737 Or so dad thought. 85 00:03:14,805 --> 00:03:17,272 Poor guy was blind as a bat without his glasses. 86 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,841 Of course, it wasn't Shatner. 87 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:21,243 Probably just some guy with great hair. 88 00:03:21,311 --> 00:03:23,345 At least dad never had to know- 89 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,014 (tires squeal) 90 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,683 I don't know why Pete framed it. 91 00:03:27,751 --> 00:03:29,450 It was an electric car. 92 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:32,554 The saddest part is dad loved alternative energy. 93 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:34,122 Well, that and he died. 94 00:03:34,189 --> 00:03:36,625 I guess it's not really a funny story. 95 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:38,159 Do you want to get out of here? 96 00:03:38,227 --> 00:03:40,395 You are definitely a woman, right? 97 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:41,730 Bernie: Terry! 98 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,732 Bernie! Hey! 99 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,666 Finally, a familiar face! 100 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:47,501 God, you look great. 101 00:03:47,569 --> 00:03:50,704 You think? As if! Really? 102 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,205 Okay, please, stop hitting me. 103 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,641 Sorry. 104 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,543 Your brother says you're getting drunk and flirty. 105 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,511 Ah, he's just jealous 'cause I can talk to women 106 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:59,013 (louder) without getting a nosebleed. 107 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,547 Pete: That was one time! 108 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:01,948 So, look at you, 109 00:04:02,016 --> 00:04:04,884 Mr. Big-Time Harvard Business. 110 00:04:04,952 --> 00:04:07,887 How is the... Business stuff? 111 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:10,089 Right. Business School. 112 00:04:11,358 --> 00:04:15,094 And that is why Kenya's resource-based Economy 113 00:04:15,162 --> 00:04:17,228 is so closely tied to our creature comforts. 114 00:04:17,296 --> 00:04:19,431 Just make me a (Bleep) latte. 115 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,133 I don't want to brag. 116 00:04:22,201 --> 00:04:24,502 So did I hear you're some big shot lawyer? 117 00:04:24,571 --> 00:04:25,971 That is what I put on Facebook, 118 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:28,306 so it's gotta be true. 119 00:04:31,243 --> 00:04:33,678 I'm so sorry for your loss. 120 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:35,713 Terry: When did the mall get security guard? 121 00:04:35,781 --> 00:04:37,815 I don't know. He just started showing up. 122 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,584 Of course he did. 123 00:04:39,651 --> 00:04:41,085 This place is such a loser magnet. 124 00:04:41,152 --> 00:04:42,620 Thank God we got out. 125 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:43,921 (Uncomfortable) I know, right? 126 00:04:43,989 --> 00:04:45,122 Can you imagine if you were still stuck next door 127 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:46,824 selling hooker boots to 14-year-olds? 128 00:04:46,892 --> 00:04:47,825 (Imitates gunfire) 129 00:04:47,893 --> 00:04:49,693 That would suck. 130 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,394 Candi: Hey, grease trap, 131 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,630 your break ended ten minutes ago. 132 00:04:53,698 --> 00:04:57,100 Those hooker boots aren't gonna sell themselves. 133 00:04:57,167 --> 00:05:02,338 She must have me confused with a less successful person. 134 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:04,140 You still work there, don't you? 135 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,041 No. But I must leave now 136 00:05:06,109 --> 00:05:10,646 and do something unrelated for the next five hours. 137 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:14,583 (Sighs) 138 00:05:19,773 --> 00:05:21,272 There you are! I could use your help. 139 00:05:21,339 --> 00:05:23,474 I'm selling out faster than George Lucas. 140 00:05:23,541 --> 00:05:24,842 And I would love to help you sell comics 141 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,245 at our dad's funeral, but I'm busy. 142 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:28,279 Getting drunk? 143 00:05:28,346 --> 00:05:30,047 Yes. Getting drunk at a funeral; 144 00:05:30,115 --> 00:05:31,482 That's what normal people do. 145 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:33,350 Pot too?! 146 00:05:33,418 --> 00:05:34,652 Look, Pete, 147 00:05:34,719 --> 00:05:36,320 I'm just trying to make it through this freak show, 148 00:05:36,388 --> 00:05:37,320 no offense. 149 00:05:37,388 --> 00:05:38,588 Fine. 150 00:05:38,656 --> 00:05:39,856 Well, enjoy your paranoia and dry mouth! 151 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,057 Please. 152 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,192 Dan: Hello, boys. 153 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,193 Terry: Monster! Peter: Ahh, Dan! 154 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:44,261 So, thirsty. 155 00:05:44,328 --> 00:05:45,461 See?! 156 00:05:45,529 --> 00:05:48,265 Wow, Dan. You're really quiet. 157 00:05:48,332 --> 00:05:50,901 Oh, yeah. It's the new Whisper 3000. 158 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,235 Just got 'em in. 159 00:05:52,303 --> 00:05:54,036 So quiet you could kill a cheetah. 160 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,671 That's a terrible slogan. 161 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:57,472 Look... I never liked your dad. 162 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,074 I like you two even less. 163 00:05:59,142 --> 00:06:00,509 Peter: But...? Dan: But nothing. 164 00:06:00,576 --> 00:06:02,377 Just wanted to get that off my chest. 165 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,012 Death makes you think about what's important. 166 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:06,247 Speaking of which, I want your store. 167 00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:07,581 What?! 168 00:06:07,649 --> 00:06:08,549 You already have a store, right down there. 169 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,118 Yeah. this one's gonna be all across... 170 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,352 All the time. 171 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,288 Oh, that sounds awful. 172 00:06:13,355 --> 00:06:14,823 Anyhow, here's my offer. 173 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:16,191 Think it over? 174 00:06:16,258 --> 00:06:17,458 Peter: What? Are you kidding? Is this a joke? 175 00:06:17,526 --> 00:06:19,392 Should I laugh now? 176 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,695 Uh, Pete, we should consider it. 177 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:22,863 Hey! Ha, ha, ha! 178 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:24,397 Very funny, Mr. Comedian. 179 00:06:24,465 --> 00:06:27,134 Tell me this, if we sell the store, where am I gonna live? 180 00:06:27,202 --> 00:06:30,003 Wait. You're living in the store? 181 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:32,105 I'll talk to him, Dan. Dan? 182 00:06:34,508 --> 00:06:36,542 Wow. Those are quiet shoes. 183 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,114 Hey, Boyd. 184 00:06:42,182 --> 00:06:43,883 Ever feel like maybe you've wasted your life? 185 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:45,484 Are you kidding? Look at me? 186 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:46,986 Hey, could I get some quarters? 187 00:06:47,054 --> 00:06:49,488 A pocket full of change makes me feel like a big man. 188 00:06:49,556 --> 00:06:51,456 Maybe I'm asking the wrong guy. 189 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:52,390 Candi: Hey, gravy train. 190 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,524 More folding, 191 00:06:53,592 --> 00:06:54,960 less goofing off with sad loners. 192 00:06:55,027 --> 00:06:56,627 I'm not sad. 193 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:58,363 I'm misunderstood, 194 00:06:58,430 --> 00:06:59,530 which makes me sad. 195 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:01,666 (Change clinks) 196 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:02,600 Sweet! 197 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:06,037 Terry! You're here! 198 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:07,604 Seeing me... working here. 199 00:07:07,672 --> 00:07:10,341 Hey, is Peter living in the store? 200 00:07:10,408 --> 00:07:12,076 Yes, but I'm not supposed to tell you that. 201 00:07:12,143 --> 00:07:13,310 How long has he been there? 202 00:07:13,378 --> 00:07:15,112 I'm also not supposed to tell you it's been a year. 203 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,014 Wow! You're terrible with secrets. 204 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:19,316 Yeah, well, you still wet the bed from time to time. 205 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:20,817 Oh, wait, that's Peter too. 206 00:07:20,886 --> 00:07:22,086 I'm a monster. 207 00:07:22,153 --> 00:07:23,753 Why wouldn't he tell me he had no place to live? 208 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:25,021 Maybe he's embarrassed. 209 00:07:25,089 --> 00:07:26,890 I mean, you're so successful 210 00:07:26,957 --> 00:07:28,657 and he's a 30-year-old single woman 211 00:07:28,725 --> 00:07:30,760 still working at Sassitude. 212 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,896 Come on, it's not that bad. 213 00:07:32,963 --> 00:07:34,163 Why are you still working here? 214 00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:35,331 I've got student loans to pay. 215 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:36,699 I thought you didn't go to school. 216 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:39,067 Apparently they want you to pay the money back either way. 217 00:07:39,135 --> 00:07:40,869 Candi: Oh, someone's dog had diarrhea out front. 218 00:07:40,937 --> 00:07:42,570 At least, I think it was a dog. 219 00:07:42,638 --> 00:07:45,207 Either way, it's a job for a fat hand. 220 00:07:46,409 --> 00:07:48,110 Wow, the Bernie I used to know 221 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,712 would stand up for herself. 222 00:07:53,249 --> 00:07:55,316 If you're done talking to your boyfriend... 223 00:07:55,384 --> 00:07:57,851 (Chuckles) He's not my boyfriend. 224 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,553 Obviously he's not your boyfriend. 225 00:07:59,621 --> 00:08:01,355 I was joking. 226 00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:04,458 You having a boyfriend is a joke. 227 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:11,464 Terry: Wow. This place is dead. 228 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,665 Peter: What are you talking about?! 229 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:14,801 This is the afternoon rush. Right, Harold? 230 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:16,269 (Whispers) He never buys. 231 00:08:16,337 --> 00:08:18,871 So, you want to turn down a big pile of money 232 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:21,074 for a store that apparently never makes any? 233 00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:22,175 What do you care? 234 00:08:22,243 --> 00:08:23,243 Tomorrow you'll go back to Harvard, 235 00:08:23,311 --> 00:08:24,344 your martinis, 236 00:08:24,412 --> 00:08:26,679 and your fast cars, and your tuxedoes. 237 00:08:26,747 --> 00:08:28,414 You're thinking of James Bond. 238 00:08:28,481 --> 00:08:29,648 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 239 00:08:29,715 --> 00:08:30,950 Pffft! Who cares. 240 00:08:31,017 --> 00:08:32,684 I've been pretty much managing the place for years 241 00:08:32,752 --> 00:08:35,620 and we've always done just fine. 242 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,222 Rayna: Hello. 243 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,558 Oh... why hello to you. 244 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,494 Peter: Ahh! Damn it! 245 00:08:42,562 --> 00:08:45,763 Yeah, he's not so good with girls. 246 00:08:45,831 --> 00:08:47,465 What can I get for you? 247 00:08:47,532 --> 00:08:48,632 I need money. 248 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,468 Huh. That usually comes after the sex 249 00:08:50,535 --> 00:08:52,103 and before the crying. 250 00:08:52,171 --> 00:08:53,471 Is there a grown-up here I can speak with? 251 00:08:53,538 --> 00:08:54,939 There is not. 252 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:56,941 I see. I'm the property manager, 253 00:08:57,009 --> 00:08:59,042 and you guys are way behind on your rent. 254 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:01,511 Ah, my apologies, Rayna. 255 00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:04,714 Instead of money, do you accept boyish charm? 256 00:09:04,782 --> 00:09:05,983 Why, do you have any? 257 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:06,950 Stop trying to get in my pants. 258 00:09:07,018 --> 00:09:08,185 It's shameless. 259 00:09:08,252 --> 00:09:09,286 What do we owe you? 260 00:09:09,354 --> 00:09:11,855 Eight thousand dollars. 261 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:14,124 And I'm sorry to say this, but this is your final notice. 262 00:09:14,192 --> 00:09:15,824 Well need full payment in three days 263 00:09:15,892 --> 00:09:17,826 or we will evict you. 264 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:20,963 We're gonna lose the store? 265 00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:22,431 We? You're the one 266 00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:24,000 who's been "managing" it for years. 267 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,335 One day without dad and we're bankrupt. 268 00:09:26,403 --> 00:09:28,504 You run a tight ship. 269 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,572 Pete. 270 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:35,243 (Sighs) 271 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,415 Peter: (Theme song) ♪Sergeant Fabulous! ♪ 272 00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:42,683 ♪ son of Mega Saber ♪ 273 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,785 ♪ as smart as he is loyal ♪ 274 00:09:44,853 --> 00:09:46,454 ♪ good at thankless jobs! ♪ 275 00:09:47,622 --> 00:09:52,658 (as Mega Saber) Son, I, Mega Saber, need your help. 276 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,661 Anything for you, dad. 277 00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:58,132 I have a job so thankless only you could do it. 278 00:09:58,199 --> 00:09:59,699 But what of my brother? 279 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,568 Do you not need his help too? 280 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:02,836 Mega Saber: Badger Dick? 281 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:04,570 No, for he is as cruel as the night is long, 282 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,539 and has the dick of a badger. 283 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,141 (Evil laugh) 284 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,209 Terry: Oh my God. (Laughs) 285 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,146 Shut up! 286 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,947 What? You just come back here to mock me? 287 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,583 No, I've been thinking about how to save the store. 288 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,784 Oh, me too! 289 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,851 Check it out! 290 00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:23,155 This is just a drawing of you with really big muscles. 291 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,756 And a cape— Theme Night! 292 00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,058 Like medieval times! 293 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,161 No electricity, just costumes and candles! 294 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,696 What could possibly go wrong? 295 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:32,897 Ahhh! Oh my God! 296 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,599 It went so wrong! 297 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,802 This truly is the worst case scenario. 298 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,037 Um... no. 299 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:42,139 Okay, how abou... We use the force?! 300 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:43,374 Like when we were kids. 301 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,575 Remember when we wanted something really bad, 302 00:10:44,642 --> 00:10:47,611 we'd just closed our eyes... (Grunts) 303 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,113 Or, or, or... 304 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,182 Instead of flaming nerds and magic grunting, 305 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:54,084 how about— and I'm just brainstorming here— 306 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:56,119 going to our landlord and getting an extension? 307 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:57,454 Can I come? No chance. 308 00:10:57,521 --> 00:10:58,622 Why not? 309 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,190 What could possibly go wrong? 310 00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:01,825 Why is this happening?! 311 00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:03,594 Who keeps doing this to me? 312 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:07,097 Fine, but no costumes— or fire. 313 00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,865 Woo-hoo! Next stop, Success! 314 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:13,102 Yeah. Your dick is poking out of your pj's. 315 00:11:13,169 --> 00:11:14,604 Successfully. 316 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:19,475 Hey, Terry. Just hanging here. Alone. 317 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,043 Call me if you want to do something. 318 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:22,511 We could get drunk in the parking lot 319 00:11:22,579 --> 00:11:23,945 for ol' times sake! (Chuckles) 320 00:11:24,013 --> 00:11:27,148 Not that I do that anymore... I don't. 321 00:11:27,216 --> 00:11:29,317 And goodbye to you, random customer. 322 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,485 Oh, give it up! 323 00:11:30,552 --> 00:11:32,087 He is way out of your league. 324 00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:33,321 He's almost in my league. 325 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,856 I don't want to talk about this. 326 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:37,325 Ohh! You want the cute boy to touch your hoo-ha! 327 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,027 That is so gross. 328 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:40,227 (Twitchy) Stop it. 329 00:11:40,294 --> 00:11:41,428 That's like the farmer sleeping with the pig! 330 00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:42,796 And not gogood looking "Charlotte's web" pig. 331 00:11:42,864 --> 00:11:46,100 But like a... "You're a pathetic pig" pig! 332 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,668 Stop! 333 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:48,969 I'm gonna do you a favour. 334 00:11:49,037 --> 00:11:51,404 I'll sleep with him and tell you all the details. 335 00:11:51,472 --> 00:11:54,141 It'll be like describing a sunrise to a blind person. 336 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,408 - Head butt! - Agh! 337 00:11:56,476 --> 00:11:59,078 Oh my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 338 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:00,412 Oh my God. Candi? 339 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,018 Peter: Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. 340 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,285 What are you doing? 341 00:12:06,353 --> 00:12:07,920 I say it now to get it out of my system, 342 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,856 so I don't say anything stupid when it counts. 343 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:10,923 You're worried 344 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,024 you'll accidentally say penis 345 00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:13,158 to our landlord. 346 00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:15,794 It happens more often than you think. 347 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,428 Rayna: Sorry about that, guys. 348 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:18,463 Thanks for waiting. 349 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,065 No penis. (Chokes) 350 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,933 Did I say penis? I meant penis. 351 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,936 Penis problem. Cock problem! Cock penis! 352 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,105 Waaaaaaaang! (Laughs nervously) 353 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,239 Right. 354 00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:30,775 Terry: Sorry. 355 00:12:30,842 --> 00:12:32,543 Happens more often than you'd think. 356 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:33,711 That's why I always say those things to myself 357 00:12:33,779 --> 00:12:34,712 before an important meeting— 358 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:37,548 get them out of my system. 359 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:40,017 I'm so sorry about your father, 360 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:41,919 he was such a nice man. 361 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:43,253 And I would love to give you an extension... 362 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:44,187 Woo-hoo! 363 00:12:44,254 --> 00:12:45,155 But I can't. 364 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,023 Booo! 365 00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,324 I spoke to the bank. 366 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,293 The store is already leveraged to the hilt. 367 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,028 It seems your father spent pretty heavily. 368 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,196 Terry: Of course he did. 369 00:12:53,263 --> 00:12:54,297 What'd he spend it on? 370 00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:56,066 Captain America collector plates? 371 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,567 A life-sized Borg costume? 372 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,569 Rayna: Apparently, he spent over $200,000 373 00:13:00,636 --> 00:13:02,571 on his son's tuition at Harvard. 374 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:04,573 Oh... 375 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,075 Penis. 376 00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:12,946 Peter: I can't believe we have to sell 377 00:13:13,013 --> 00:13:14,380 all because of stupid Harvard. 378 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,882 Yeah, well, I picked up a few smart things 379 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:16,983 at stupid Harvard, 380 00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:18,218 like how to negotiate a deal. 381 00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:19,952 It's all about getting the upper hand. 382 00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:21,119 Dan: Hello, boys. 383 00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:21,786 Terry ahhhh! I'll takenyny offer! 384 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:22,754 I mean... hello. 385 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:25,190 What brings you two here? 386 00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:27,159 You know we don't sell tampons, right? 387 00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:27,860 Terry: Very nice. 388 00:13:27,927 --> 00:13:29,328 Look, we want to sell, 389 00:13:29,395 --> 00:13:31,396 but we want fifty percent more than your original offer. 390 00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:32,530 Take it or leave it. 391 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:33,832 What if he leaves it?! We need the money! 392 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,033 Terry: Shut up, shut up, shut up. 393 00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:36,068 I'll take it. 394 00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:37,101 Terry: Really? Great! 395 00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:38,370 Yeah, it'll be worth it 396 00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:39,971 to get rid of your stupid brother here. 397 00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:41,639 Terry: Uh, he's a character, all right. So we got a deal? 398 00:13:41,707 --> 00:13:44,575 Dan: Character? He's Admiral of the S.S. Douchebag. 399 00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:46,543 Terry: Worst cruise line ever. Let's get this in writing. 400 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:48,645 He's a complete pile of donkey foreskins. 401 00:13:48,713 --> 00:13:50,280 Terry: Are there Jewish donkeys? 402 00:13:50,348 --> 00:13:52,449 He's a useless sack of shit, who should just die. 403 00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,950 Am I right? 404 00:13:54,018 --> 00:13:57,654 Hey. Nobody calls my brother a donkey foreskin but me. 405 00:13:57,722 --> 00:13:59,622 Our price just went up another 20 percent. 406 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:01,090 Easy! Okay. 407 00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:03,259 Terry: Let's get this in writing. 408 00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:04,293 Dan: I'll get a pen. 409 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:05,327 - Terry... - Don't mention it. 410 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:06,396 - You don't understand... - I know, 411 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:07,463 - It means a lot to you. - Terry! 412 00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:09,098 Peter, fine. One hug, but that's it. 413 00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:10,933 That's not what I'm talking about. 414 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:11,901 Dan: Deal's off, ladies. 415 00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:14,303 What? Why? 416 00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:16,738 Because you just handed him our eviction notice! 417 00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:18,139 Dan: The way I see it, 418 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:20,275 if I wait three days, I get your store for nothing. 419 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:21,175 (Laughs) 420 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,346 I am such a donkey foreskin. 421 00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,548 Dan: Oh, you both are. 422 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,449 Now get out! 423 00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,526 Bernie, I feel like a night on the town. 424 00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:39,693 Oh, Boyd, I-I'm kind of busy. 425 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:40,828 Can I borrow a mannequin? 426 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:42,396 One that looks kind and understanding, 427 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,931 but not stuck up. 428 00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:46,366 Actually, I only need the bottom half. 429 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,200 Uh... hey, Candi? 430 00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,202 Do you mind if Boyd takes a mannequin? 431 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,137 Candi: (Groans) 432 00:14:51,204 --> 00:14:52,505 I guess not. 433 00:14:52,573 --> 00:14:53,506 - Is that... - Yeah. 434 00:14:53,574 --> 00:14:54,641 Is she okay? 435 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,508 Candi: (Groggy) Help me. 436 00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:57,209 No. Oh God... 437 00:14:57,277 --> 00:14:58,711 I'm gonna get fired and go to jail. 438 00:14:58,779 --> 00:14:59,679 I just wanted to impress Terry 439 00:14:59,747 --> 00:15:01,981 because he's so successful! 440 00:15:02,049 --> 00:15:04,215 Is he? As Dale Carnegie said: 441 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,051 "Success is getting what you want. 442 00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:09,421 Happiness is wanting what you get." 443 00:15:10,557 --> 00:15:12,891 Now, if you'll excuse me, 444 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:16,595 I've got quite the magical evening ahead of me. 445 00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:17,763 No names. 446 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:22,867 Candi: (Crying moan) 447 00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:25,503 (Sighs) 448 00:15:27,873 --> 00:15:30,575 Peter: Sergeant Fabulous, all alone, 449 00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:33,243 no friends, or home. 450 00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:35,947 Terry: (As ninja) Sergeant Fabulous? 451 00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:37,414 Peter: (Sgt. Fabulous) What do you want? 452 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:38,882 I'I'm sorry, Peter. 453 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:41,018 Sergeant Fabulous. 454 00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,553 (Sighs) I'm sorry, Sergeant Fabulous. 455 00:15:43,621 --> 00:15:45,222 That's all right. School's expensive. 456 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,458 You can't blame yourself. 457 00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:50,127 But I can blame myself for flunking out six months ago. 458 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,495 What?! 459 00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:54,230 (Sighsi'I've been working in a coffee shop on Campus. 460 00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:57,233 I didn't know how to tell dad, or you 461 00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,971 you mean we're gonna lose the store 462 00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:04,073 because you flunked out of Business School?? 463 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:05,842 (Hitting grunt) 464 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,043 Okay. I deserved that, 465 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,879 But the store was doomed anyway. 466 00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:10,779 (Gasps) Argh! 467 00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,079 Liar! 468 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,181 (Grunts of effort) 469 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:16,819 (Fighting grunt) 470 00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:18,854 Terry: (As ninja) What's the matter, sarge? The truth hurt? 471 00:16:18,922 --> 00:16:19,822 Peter: Oh no! 472 00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:20,956 (Glass shatters) 473 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:22,057 (Fighting grunts) 474 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,225 Peter: Why don't you just run away? 475 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,092 That's the only thing you're good at. 476 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,426 Terry: Agh! Dreamer! 477 00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:26,895 Peter: Sell out! 478 00:16:26,962 --> 00:16:28,262 Terry: Oh, look at us. I don't wanna do this anymore. 479 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,631 Me neither. 480 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,366 I just want things to be like they were. 481 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:33,935 I know. 482 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,905 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry too. 483 00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:39,306 - It's all my fault. - No, don't say that. 484 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,842 - I missed you. - I missed you too. 485 00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:45,546 Peter: (As girl) Oh, Sergeant Fabulous, you were so brave and strong 486 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,915 Oh, hello. I hope you like flippers. 487 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:48,715 (Moaning) Yeah. 488 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,154 Okay. I'm out. 489 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,622 Let's go get drunk. 490 00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,457 Not yet. I wanna see where this is going. 491 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:02,562 Bernie: So you flunked out! 492 00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:04,229 Peter: He totally did. 493 00:17:04,297 --> 00:17:05,097 Bernie: I can't believe I was so worried 494 00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:06,331 about what you thought of me 495 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,300 that I took your stupid advice. 496 00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:09,902 I told you to stand up for yourself, 497 00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:11,470 not kill her. 498 00:17:11,538 --> 00:17:13,504 She's not technically dead. 499 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,006 I think it's badass. 500 00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:18,342 Like you're a super hero who hits girls. 501 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,479 (Grunts) I can't believe it's come to this. 502 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,081 Back here, sitting in a parking lot... 503 00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:25,316 Drinking... 504 00:17:25,384 --> 00:17:26,585 What am I drinking? 505 00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:27,652 Shoe gin. 506 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:30,288 You made this in a shoe? 507 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:31,689 I wish. 508 00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:33,257 We're frakked. 509 00:17:33,325 --> 00:17:34,592 The only day we made any money this year 510 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:35,560 was the wake. 511 00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:39,397 The wake. That's right! 512 00:17:40,665 --> 00:17:42,066 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 513 00:17:42,134 --> 00:17:43,434 Kill a drifter and have a wake? 514 00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:44,368 I like it! I know a guy. 515 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,368 No, no. 516 00:17:46,937 --> 00:17:49,539 What did the wake have that the store doesn't? 517 00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:51,141 Oh! A body! 518 00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:54,377 Guys! Food, drinks, a place to sit. 519 00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:55,512 Think about it! 520 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,514 Why are we out here in the parking lot? 521 00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:59,816 Because we are frakkkkked. 522 00:17:59,883 --> 00:18:01,651 All right. Easy there, Apollo. 523 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,320 We're out here because there's no other place 524 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,223 for us to just hang out. 525 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:09,092 But we can change that. 526 00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,193 I just hope there's time. 527 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,896 I should get Candi to the hospital. 528 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,333 Woman: One double half decaf triple foam no whip 529 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,901 extra hot vanilla latte. 530 00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:22,403 One sergeant fabu-latte coming right up. 531 00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:24,673 That's-that's not what I said. 532 00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:25,941 I'd like that limited issue, 533 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:28,243 four-colour reprint of Knuckle Justice. 534 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:32,580 Ah, the German edition. Excellent choice, mein friend. 535 00:18:32,649 --> 00:18:34,982 Ha! Ya! Oh, scheisse! 536 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,285 There you are. 537 00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:40,655 Two millennium falcoccinos. Who had the falcocinos? 538 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:41,722 Those are for us. 539 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:44,892 Wait. You're buying coffee for her? 540 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,393 She doesn't remember anything! 541 00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:48,129 Doctors say it's the worst concussion they've seen. 542 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,929 But I still have my job! 543 00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:51,164 Here you go. 544 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,331 I'm a pony. 545 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,768 Bernie: Of course you are. 546 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:55,869 Come on, girl. 547 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,373 Coffee shop in a comic book store. 548 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,975 It's kind of beautiful. 549 00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,076 A place where people can come together 550 00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:04,644 and be equals. 551 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,480 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 552 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,381 No. 553 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,448 Really? 554 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,051 You know, in some alien cultures, 555 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,754 that would be considered a proposal of marriage. 556 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,690 God, no coffee's worth this. 557 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:24,223 sixty, eighty, two thousand. 558 00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,792 Great. You're only six thousand short. 559 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:28,993 Terry: I was hoping you were bad at math. 560 00:19:29,061 --> 00:19:30,328 My whole job is math. 561 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,795 I was hoping you were bad at your whole job. 562 00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:33,397 But we turned this place around in two days. 563 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,832 - I know. - That has to count for something, right? 564 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,200 Not a thing. 565 00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:39,237 Terry, it's time to use the force. 566 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,138 (Grunting) 567 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,907 Terry: You have seen the movies, right? 568 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,075 Nobody does that. 569 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,708 They do the force their way, I do it mine. 570 00:19:45,776 --> 00:19:48,644 Come on, Terry. You used to believe. 571 00:19:48,712 --> 00:19:51,748 Ah, what the hell. I'll give it a try. 572 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,716 (Grunting) 573 00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,452 I'm sorry, man. 574 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,620 Old man: I'll give you six thousand dollars 575 00:19:57,688 --> 00:20:00,156 for that signature. 576 00:20:00,224 --> 00:20:01,123 What? Really? 577 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,126 You know, it's not really William Shatner. 578 00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:05,494 Who's William Shatner? 579 00:20:05,561 --> 00:20:06,896 I'll pretend you didn't say that. 580 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,531 That is Johannn Kluffman, 581 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,501 the elusive French horn player from Denmark. 582 00:20:12,568 --> 00:20:16,238 He never signs anything. It's priceless. 583 00:20:17,973 --> 00:20:18,806 I have cash. 584 00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:23,011 - Well, that is convenient. - We'll take it. 585 00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:24,445 Terry: Here you are. 586 00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:31,185 Wow. Maybe you guys really do have the force. 587 00:20:32,821 --> 00:20:34,454 You will go out with me. 588 00:20:34,522 --> 00:20:35,488 Or not. 589 00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:36,723 Yeah. Right. 590 00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:40,928 It all worked out, and you were worried. 591 00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:41,962 Dan: We'll see about that! 592 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,263 Terry and Peter: Ahhhhhhh! Dan! 593 00:20:43,331 --> 00:20:44,264 You know, your luck's gonna run out 594 00:20:44,332 --> 00:20:45,165 one of these days, boys, 595 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,433 and when it does, 596 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,902 Lacrossapalooza will be waiting! 597 00:20:48,969 --> 00:20:51,003 That is a terrible name. 598 00:20:51,071 --> 00:20:52,671 Hmph! We'll see. 599 00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:53,572 Yeah. 600 00:20:55,975 --> 00:20:57,342 Well, now what? 601 00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:01,012 I guess you'll be leaving. 602 00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:05,116 (Sighs) Well, I guess I can stick around 603 00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:07,052 until the store gets back on its feet. 604 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,853 Peter: Whoo-hoo! Roommates forever! 605 00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:09,987 Terry: This is only temporary. 606 00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:11,956 Woo-hoo! Roommates for temporary! 607 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:13,690 Hey, I got an idea for a promotion. 608 00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:15,326 Free sword lessons for kids. 609 00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:16,660 Terry: No. Peter: How about free swords? 610 00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,262 Terry: We're not doing that. 611 00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:19,896 Peter: Okay, but I think the force will change your mind. 612 00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,832 (Grunting) 613 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:22,967 Terry: I instantly regret this. 614 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:33,080 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 43045

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