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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,240 "During the ming dynasty" 4 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,992 "emperor yongle moves the capital to Beijing" 5 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,790 "after the move, the weather was fine, people were happy" 6 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,743 "for 8 hours" 7 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:48,079 after which fire attacks began 8 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,499 causing fires in the palace 9 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:53,283 the emperor was angry with his astronomers 10 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,331 help, I'm on fire! 11 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,456 Qin - yes 12 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:02,790 you said if we moved here, I'd be more powerful 13 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:04,248 more handsome and then some 14 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,582 the country and our people will thrive 15 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:07,538 you see this? 16 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,204 The thunder nearly striked me 17 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,493 explain yourself! 18 00:03:11,542 --> 00:03:14,454 Your majesty, we've just moved here 19 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:15,948 dragon's veins are still connecting 20 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:18,415 and we need time to adapt 21 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,202 just stop talking 22 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:20,573 your majesty, keep calm 23 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,539 fire needs to be fought with water 24 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:24,954 I've ordered carpenters 25 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:26,914 to build a god of water statue 26 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,282 please take a look 27 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,749 What's your face, this thing looks so familiar 28 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:37,958 your majesty 29 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:40,620 I've never seen the god of water 30 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:41,660 I thought long and hard 31 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,739 only your majesty has the essence of a god 32 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:45,660 excellent 33 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:49,956 so I made this in your image, hope you can forgive me 34 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,410 my lord 35 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,365 I like to have fun too 36 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,500 no worries 37 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,750 thank you, your majesty 38 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:58,579 I'll put my head on the line 39 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,995 there'll be no more fire attacks 40 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:07,083 Shit 41 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:08,782 what the hell 42 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,125 dimwit 43 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,118 from my observation 44 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:14,616 fire attacks is not a wrath of god but a sign of treachery 45 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:20,705 What are you looking at? 46 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:21,708 Can't I look? 47 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:24,499 Of course your majesty can 48 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,494 your majesty, as ancient proverb said 49 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,910 women are made of water 50 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:35,910 a new consort whose four pillars are of water elements 51 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,657 can act as water 52 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:40,249 to fight against fire 53 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,493 bullcrap 54 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,082 you think our wise emperor will believe that? 55 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,866 A new consort is a solution worth exploring 56 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,789 but I don't think the queen will agree 57 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:50,578 why? How can she not allow it! 58 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,615 Your majesty is doing this for the nation 59 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,206 not for his own pleasure 60 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,540 having a new consort is the right thing to do 61 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,783 I'm sure our queen will understand 62 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:00,498 but a girl with such precise pillars 63 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,491 must be hard to find 64 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,036 not at all 65 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:05,577 being a pressing matter 66 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:08,905 I have already found this girl 67 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,915 I'm court lady soso, your majesty 68 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:15,622 rise 69 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:16,740 yes, your majesty 70 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,042 Your majesty 71 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,491 she is so stick thin 72 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,036 she must be malnourished 73 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,907 with ugly high cheekbones 74 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:31,407 she'll jinx her husband 75 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:32,577 how dare you! 76 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,575 Why are you trying to defy my will, you crazy? 77 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:36,583 No 78 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,786 Let me give you some news 79 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,450 this malnourish girl is my girlfriend 80 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:43,458 what! 81 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:44,952 I've made rules 82 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,494 banning courtship inside the palace 83 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,365 you've hidden her from me 84 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:49,410 getting it on behind my back 85 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,406 we haven't got it on yet 86 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,373 not that I don't want to 87 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,740 but she won't let me 88 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:56,999 however, our four pillars are a perfect match 89 00:05:57,042 --> 00:06:00,034 please retract the rules and let us be together 90 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:03,534 alright, I don't want to break up the two of you 91 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:04,662 take him away and behead him 92 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,956 please spare his life, your majesty 93 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,698 I'll give you great pleasure tonight 94 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:12,162 I'll just sell you as a slave 95 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:14,909 you can no longer set foot in Peking 96 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:23,322 Soso is willing to work hard for this nation 97 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,365 I as emperor 98 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,870 definitely need to work hard with her in bed tonight 99 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:30,829 I decree s0s0o is now a concubine 100 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,083 lord ximen 101 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,373 you have done a great job today 102 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:39,993 - start procession - Thank you, your majesty 103 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 I've got to run 104 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,949 send soso to the solitary palace 105 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:47,324 without my consent, no one takes her to the emperor 106 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,333 understand 107 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,660 lord ximen 108 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:52,953 what does your heart desire? 109 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:54,288 My queen 110 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:56,373 I was cooking at home 111 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,824 I left the fire on, I want to go home 112 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,582 what's the rush? 113 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,617 Why don't you stay at my home? 114 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,083 Eunuchs! 115 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,115 Make him one 116 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,411 looks so sharp and a hook 117 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:21,493 qin and soso will forever be a perfect mismatch 118 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,707 Astronomer qin mentioned 119 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,615 having just moved north 120 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:43,453 dragon's veins are still connecting 121 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,909 mass migration requires changes 122 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,412 what he meant was, moving from south to north 123 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:53,705 moving people to the north to spur growth in the area 124 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,660 as to changes 125 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,331 the explanation is simple 126 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,790 people from the south needs to adapt 127 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,874 allowed their cultures to compliment each other's 128 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:05,742 slowly they gel together and became stronger 129 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:09,167 next 130 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:13,030 qi rides with the wind and bounded by water 131 00:08:13,042 --> 00:08:15,624 in an endless cycle. This is feng shui 132 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:18,995 it has over 3000 years of history in China 133 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,831 it is our national treasure 134 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,449 so how does feng shui affect us? 135 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:27,280 Surroundings affect growth, growth affects personalities 136 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,741 then affect how situations are dealt with 137 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:30,956 which affect our fate 138 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:33,449 qin said there was treachery 139 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,698 just by looking at the stars 140 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:35,743 isn't that superstitious? 141 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:39,580 Meteorology is the foundation 142 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,699 to the study of feng shui 143 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:43,164 every stars and satellites 144 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,415 have an effect on us everyday 145 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:47,657 let's say the moon 146 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:51,742 the moon affects the changes of tide everyday 147 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,074 on the 15th of may, 2015 148 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:58,449 an asteroid, sf376, impacted on the moon 149 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,162 even though it's just the size of half a football pitch 150 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:06,369 it was enough to minutely affect the gravitational pull 151 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:10,579 so it minutely affected the changes of tide 152 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,165 which minutely changed the temperature of the sea 153 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:16,364 which was enough to affect lives in the sea 154 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,491 that day in Hong Kong 155 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:22,244 over 100,000 sardines jumped onto the shore of Stanley 156 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,490 an amazing phenomenon 157 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,700 many locals took some sardines home for dinner 158 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,366 but sardines have nothing but small bones 159 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,957 so a lot of people choked on their bones and went to the er 160 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,161 you can see it on this chart 161 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:40,115 that day the amount of people went to the er 162 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,081 is 50 times more than usual 163 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,869 so in conclusion 164 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,957 those people who choked 165 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:49,241 was affected by the moon 166 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:52,910 and the asteroid sf376 167 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,500 thank you! 168 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,703 Thank you for coming! 169 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,489 Cousin ray, your performance was fantastic 170 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,203 a lot of people made bookings 171 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,707 as your manager, I'm gonna be rich 172 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:12,331 why has your computer been loading since last night? 173 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,999 I was star watching last night 174 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,742 my ruling star was blinking weirdly 175 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:20,039 so I'm looking into it 176 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,704 "heaven & earth shattering inescapable curse" 177 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,538 Dad, what's up? 178 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,908 Son, how's your aura? 179 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,202 Absolutely fine 180 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:37,082 you need a clear mind to see human aura 181 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,200 your life is so hectic right now 182 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,994 can you really see it? 183 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,206 Of course 184 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,664 I've done some calculations 185 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,619 a meteor shower 186 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,206 will go pass your ruling star 187 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:51,364 and they will steal the ruling star's light 188 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:53,539 it's a heaven & earth shattering 189 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:55,203 inescapable curse 190 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,448 why don't you come home for dinner 191 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:58,413 and we can 192 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,953 I'm busy 193 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:01,748 let's talk later, bye 194 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:08,498 thanks god, this curse has nothing to be worried about 195 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,123 what do you know! 196 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,658 I just don't want dad to be worry 197 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:13,781 about that 198 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,412 clear all the work from my schedule 199 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:19,159 just let me stay at home, Netflix and chill 200 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,452 wait till the curse pass 201 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,698 I'd lose a lot of money 202 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:25,204 even I don't know what will happen with this curse 203 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:28,123 so why don't you just let me stay at home? 204 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,241 Then... can't we get few more tanks of black goldfish 205 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,786 to ward off the curse? 206 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:35,080 Goldfishes are weak, they can ward off everyday jinxes 207 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,415 but if it's a curse 208 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:38,623 ancient text says 209 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,411 only a human 210 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,908 can help ward off the curse 211 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:46,532 not me, let him... the driver 212 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,452 calm down 213 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,786 not everyone is suitable to be the black goldfish 214 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,632 they must have a matching four pillars to mine 215 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:52,952 don't worry 216 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,958 I'll find the girl with this four pillars right away 217 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,453 but where would I find a girl 218 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,789 with such a special birthdate? 219 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,581 Keep pumping my girl 220 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,369 you are destined for great things 221 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,411 you call pumping toilet great? 222 00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,499 You zodiac face great obstacles, 223 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,115 affecting us both 224 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,663 I've faced obstacles my whole life 225 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,623 it's nothing, I'll be fine 226 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,910 it can be defeated, 227 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,033 if there's a major change in life 228 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,532 so I've decided 229 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,500 we're emancipating until the year of dog 230 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,831 master ray wrote it 231 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,614 hi! 232 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,782 - I'm here... - Pei pei 233 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:54,534 you're too late, I just sold my last mocha 234 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,542 to that gentleman there 235 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,867 Wait... 236 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,703 Stop... 237 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,161 Miss, you want a selfie or an autograph? 238 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,458 I'm sorry 239 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,830 hear me out 240 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,457 my supervisor loves caramel mocha 241 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,073 but you bought the last one 242 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,539 if she doesn't have this, I'll be screamed at 243 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:28,497 what if 244 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,037 you sell it to me for double what you paid 245 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,707 if your supervisor really is such a bad person 246 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,450 I'll suggest you to leave the company asap 247 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,708 let's go 248 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,744 bastard, fraudster! 249 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,035 Oh, damn! 250 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,790 Come on, jojo is waiting for us 251 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:51,833 come here 252 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,081 my eyebrows is a little messy 253 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,619 who'd care? 254 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:56,945 People pay me for my handsomeness 255 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,785 stop struggling 256 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,623 can you stop poking around? 257 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,331 It does look quite good 258 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,205 one 259 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:03,867 two 260 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,875 three 261 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,532 - hey! What are you doing? - Scared? 262 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:10,577 Stop it, stop taking photos 263 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,948 why can't I take pictures? 264 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,323 It's you, the feng shui fraudster 265 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,493 - stop it, give me your phone - Smile 266 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,910 I'm taking you down - hey! 267 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,077 Give me your phone... 268 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,411 Walk slowly if you can't see 269 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,827 hey, I'm alright 270 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:39,417 morning 271 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,948 hello 272 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:45,449 stay back... put your hands away 273 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,699 what are the lucky colours this year? 274 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,911 The year of rooster is entering the centre position 275 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,748 so avoid the colour white 276 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:54,909 wear clothes that is green or cyan 277 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,453 to give a positive vibe 278 00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,327 jojo's here 279 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,412 how did this happen, are you feeling better? 280 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,499 It's nothing, just a mishap 281 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,580 a mishap? 282 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,073 You seems proud of it 283 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,745 she was trying to spray you, why did you duck? 284 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,035 Basic instincts 285 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:14,114 it's you who fancy jojo, you could have come alone 286 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,581 why did I have to come? 287 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,244 Just look at my face 288 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,207 I've told you many times, I'm all about my handsomeness 289 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,208 so am I 290 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,333 you... 291 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,457 Ok, I've done my part, I'll show myself out 292 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,740 wait... 293 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,115 Don't go yet 294 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:33,081 jojo needs our help 295 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,828 you know how my dad is super superstitious 296 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,950 we've hired a new feng shui consultant at the company 297 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,580 and the business has been great for the last couple of years 298 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,662 but my dad's health has been deteriorating 299 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:52,041 I feel something is not right with this consultant 300 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,412 ray, jojo is our friend 301 00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:57,748 his dad is like an uncle to us 302 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,866 now he needs us, how can we do nothing? 303 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,875 Yeah 304 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:04,656 who is this consultant? 305 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,667 Ximen ding 306 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,115 How long does this take? 307 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,535 It'll be over soon 308 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,868 This is cool 309 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I'm dizzy 310 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,375 You can do this 311 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:07,952 Are you alright? 312 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,077 Ok 313 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,625 Boss 314 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,280 I just proudly performed with spells, pyrotechnics and actions 315 00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:18,749 the heaven formation has been set 316 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,495 I'm going to take a look at the feng shui right away 317 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,957 I guarantee you good health 318 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,331 and stamina 319 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,285 - you alright? - Dad 320 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:32,248 I've brought ray here to take a look at the feng shui 321 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,250 uncle 322 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,497 Master ximen 323 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,331 master ray 324 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,282 Such a pleasure 325 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,932 I'm going to take a look at the feng shui 326 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,161 show off, I'll go over there 327 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:09,542 What's he doing? 328 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:10,993 Don't know 329 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,332 maybe cleaning his cat's litter box 330 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,823 What's up? 331 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,203 Excellent, the four charms bearers are here 332 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,409 Dragon's vein is here, it is here 333 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,742 Five coloured earth equals the five elements 334 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:49,828 it smells fresh 335 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,791 tastes sweet with a note of spice 336 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,490 and a trace of gameyness 337 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,083 take a bite 338 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,749 that's where our dogs go to toilet 339 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,417 Uncle 340 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,476 green dragon is drinking water on the left of your house 341 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,059 white tiger is standing watch on the right 342 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,934 vermilion bird is flying over the top and tortoise is behind supporting you 343 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,698 the feng shui is excellent 344 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,369 just excellent? 345 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:28,489 This piece of land brings great fortune 346 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:29,907 a singular dragon's vein 347 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,414 down the spine of the land 348 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,207 the legendary "100 birds praying to Phoenix" set up 349 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,032 a victorious piece of land 350 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,824 your luck will be better than ever for 180 years 351 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,744 then why has my dad been having wet dreams? 352 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,115 He actually wet his pants a couple of nights ago 353 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,331 well, that's a good thing 354 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,744 the limited edition handbag is mine! 355 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,449 They are my ex-wives 356 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,298 why don't I have that limited edition handbag? 357 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,749 It's just a misunderstanding 358 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,787 the boss has bought each of you the limited edition 359 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,781 really? 360 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:57,872 See 361 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,615 it's my fault 362 00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:02,658 the bags are here, why don't we go inside? 363 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:03,702 This way - let's go 364 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,909 master ximen said it is in my nature to love and care 365 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:09,917 that's why 366 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,954 he wanted me to move my exes, to live nearby 367 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,118 to take care of them 368 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,208 yeah 369 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,038 smells good 370 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,782 if you don't mind me asking 371 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,828 what're their Chinese zodiacs? 372 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,289 They're all tigers 373 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,375 tigers? 374 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,660 That's the problem 375 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,865 as master ximen said 376 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,870 this is the "100 birds praying to Phoenix" setup 377 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,787 moving your exes nearby is a kind gesture 378 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,415 but "a mountain isn't big enough for two tigers" 379 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,408 and there are three 380 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,494 tigers will kill the Phoenix setup 381 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,910 that's why you're not well 382 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,160 what are you looking at? 383 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,077 Can't I look? 384 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,619 Of course you can, boss 385 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,083 it's burnt 386 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,871 you can move your exes to live elsewhere 387 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,116 one to Asia, one to Europe 388 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,410 and one to Africa 389 00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:01,703 there will be less squabbling if they don't see each other 390 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,866 excellent idea 391 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,163 if I move them 392 00:22:07,167 --> 00:22:08,748 I don't have to rush around 393 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,657 to make three dinner dates each night 394 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:11,913 dad 395 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,954 I want ray as the chief designer for our casino city 396 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,287 I thought you agreed that I am the chief designer? 397 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,873 - Calm down, I haven't said yes - Dad... 398 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:23,875 Alright 399 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,660 masters 400 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,454 if both of you can work for us 401 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,789 it'd be our honour 402 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,415 so what if I pay both of you 403 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,450 each of you come up with a plan 404 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,699 then we'll choose the winner 405 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:38,708 it's decided 406 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,908 our evil plan was nearly done 407 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,832 I thought being a villain was going to be easy 408 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,790 with a hero turning up out of nowhere 409 00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:50,123 would that spell trouble for us? 410 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:52,578 Not just yet 411 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,707 I foresee a curse is heading towards ray 412 00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:01,031 he's looking for a human black goldfish to ward it off 413 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:04,749 if 1 can find the ultimate jinx 414 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,162 and put it by Ray's side as the human black goldfish 415 00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:10,579 he'll definitely be in deep shit 416 00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,408 how can I keep on trusting you? 417 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,333 You've used so much of my allowance for this luck sucking setup 418 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,494 to find the jinx 419 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,869 but just look at them 420 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,240 how could these weaklings jinx anyone? 421 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,083 I'm looking for the ultimate jinx 422 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,663 so I've used every way possible to suck them dry 423 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:33,667 suck them dry? 424 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:34,952 Suck them dry 425 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,537 take a look at this tablet here 426 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:41,708 flat chested ho pei pei 427 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,908 she has worked in this luck sucking setup for a year 428 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,494 still looking bright 429 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,161 she's not only well 430 00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,415 but won 200 dollars cash at annual dinner 431 00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,954 breath in and out... 432 00:23:56,125 --> 00:24:00,289 Looks like she's the one I've been looking for 433 00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,373 the best thing is 434 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,869 she's not only tough 435 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:09,156 but her pillars make her Ray's "kryptonite" 436 00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:11,658 the perfect mismatch 437 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,660 Personal safety 438 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:31,665 "li bai tries to catch the moon reflection" 439 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,248 a very bad fortune stick 440 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,248 if it's about personal safety 441 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,865 you're in danger 442 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,374 maybe someone will punch you in the face 443 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,747 that fun? 444 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,787 You're such an optimistic guy 445 00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:48,408 still smiling after a very bad stick 446 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,577 of course 447 00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:54,079 it's your personal safety I'm asking about 448 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,083 what? 449 00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,333 Master 450 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,497 Sticks interpretation, fortune telling, face or bone reading? 451 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:13,698 I want to try séance 452 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,164 an excellent choice 453 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:18,493 who do you want to contact? 454 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,242 I want to contact my father 455 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,614 and your name is? 456 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,614 Ho sum-on 457 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,367 sum-on 458 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,531 dad 459 00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:31,659 is everything going against you 460 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:34,659 keep losing when gambling? 461 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,998 100% accurate 462 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,990 do you know why? 463 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Why? 464 00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:46,117 Because your four pillars are against pei pei's 465 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,368 what should I do? 466 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,495 Tell your daughter to go to the hr department 467 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,493 and change her birthday record to this 468 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:04,082 then lady luck will smile at both of you 469 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:07,249 but dad, how come you wrote this already? 470 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:11,575 Never mind about the details 471 00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,282 the meter maid is here 472 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,740 I thought she just left 473 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,083 dad 474 00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,332 your dad just left 475 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,413 he's dating Marilyn Monroe 476 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,578 to see Michael Jackson's concert 477 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,824 up front in the mosh pit 478 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:32,913 never mind 479 00:26:32,917 --> 00:26:36,284 you'll be fine if you do everything your dad said 480 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:39,455 if you don't... 481 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,948 The tow truck is here 482 00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:45,499 I'm coming, alright 483 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:46,493 just do it 484 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,500 yes - good girl 485 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:48,952 shit 486 00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,283 miss wang, thank you so much 487 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:55,949 for changing my birthday information 488 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:57,285 I owe you 489 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,787 it's alright, I admire a filial child 490 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:02,747 to be honest 491 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,617 changing your four pillars is really working for you 492 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,448 right after changing it 493 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,699 master ray chose you to be his assistant 494 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,949 I want to be honest with you 495 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,616 I don't want to be his assistant 496 00:27:14,917 --> 00:27:16,623 he's just a fraud 497 00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:17,667 really? 498 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,620 But jojo seems to like him a lot 499 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,661 she's so young and dumb 500 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:23,948 dumbfounded easily 501 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,661 I don't want her to get con by ray 502 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,828 being her next step-step-stepmother 503 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,457 I don't want to say too much to cause tension 504 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,706 you wear size 377? 505 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:36,865 47 for her 506 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:38,865 it's alright 507 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,452 no 508 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,323 Why don't you do me this favour 509 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,405 work with ray, gather evidence against him 510 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,370 show the world he's a fraud, fight for justice 511 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,785 if not for yourself 512 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,282 then do this for your mother 513 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:53,782 she's a big fan of his 514 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,036 haven't you always wanted to be an interior designer? 515 00:27:59,042 --> 00:27:59,781 Yes 516 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:00,747 I promise 517 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,957 if you can get evidence against him 518 00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:05,574 I'll promote you to become our chief designer 519 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,790 in charge of interior design to our casino hotel 520 00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:09,958 really? 521 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,125 Thank you 522 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:13,667 thank you 523 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:17,667 morning 524 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:18,833 why are you here? 525 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,665 My boss asked me start working as your assistant 526 00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:22,667 you? 527 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,740 Take off your shoes 528 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,412 This place is well dench, must have rip-off loads of people 529 00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:41,292 pardon? 530 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,500 Nothing 531 00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,989 just saying it's pretty here, you've got good taste 532 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,956 you really were born on 21st 533 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,324 of November 1983 at 10? 534 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,875 Yes 535 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,241 your manager asked me many times already, ok? 536 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,036 You two are so fussy 537 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,331 use a coaster 538 00:29:01,167 --> 00:29:03,123 how can a girl be so messy 539 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,994 no manners at all, dumping things everywhere 540 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,240 what's this? 541 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,577 Don't touch 542 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,413 why not? 543 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,123 That's the deadly Trinity spot in my home 544 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:16,992 the rocks can suppress the deadly Trinity 545 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,410 it's also a piece of contemporary art 546 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:20,749 I commissioned a Scandinavian artist to make it 547 00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:21,990 you called this art? 548 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,240 It's just some rocks 549 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,407 the study of feng shui is profound 550 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,536 it can seek the past and looks to the future 551 00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,782 getting a grasp of the future 552 00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:31,078 is the only way to happiness 553 00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,823 you know taekwondo? 554 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:35,833 This... 555 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,414 Was from a the junior Olympics... 556 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,535 What was that? 557 00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:43,283 If you are so good, did you predict I'd punch you? 558 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,785 You're crazy 559 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,990 how come there's just one black goldfish? 560 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,786 This is the black goldfish 561 00:29:49,792 --> 00:29:52,659 it sacrifices itself to protect its master from jinxes 562 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,248 you're so cruel 563 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,164 black beauty 564 00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:01,989 poor you, sacrificing yourself, is it worth it? 565 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,240 Listen to me 566 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,956 I'm going to get ready upstairs 567 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,949 you stay down here and don't touch a thing 568 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:09,998 not a single thing, alright? 569 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,542 Ok 570 00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:17,748 Art? 571 00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:41,792 Who are you? 572 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:43,782 I'm big brother 573 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:45,248 big brother 574 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:47,823 how can I help you? 575 00:30:49,042 --> 00:30:51,328 I want you to pick a date for... 576 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,580 I have three no's 577 00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:58,833 what? 578 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,163 First one is 579 00:31:00,542 --> 00:31:01,952 no walk-in 580 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:06,788 let's make an appointment to see you now 581 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,744 of course, no problem 582 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,458 the second rule? 583 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:14,872 Second is... 584 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,206 No one with bad intentions 585 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,638 are you saying my boss has bad intentions? 586 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:25,205 Be polite when you speak with the master 587 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:25,993 yes, boss 588 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000 apologise 589 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,458 I'm sorry 590 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:29,830 it's fine, it's nothing 591 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:30,868 it's alright 592 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,411 when I first lay my eyes on big brother, 593 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:34,453 I knew his intentions 594 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:35,952 are very pure 595 00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:43,948 And the third? 596 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,243 Third is... 597 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,073 No gangsters 598 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,957 then I'm in the clear 599 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,161 us who work in the loan business 600 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,247 are with heart of gold 601 00:31:57,250 --> 00:32:00,037 lend people money in their time of need 602 00:32:00,417 --> 00:32:02,248 a philanthropist 603 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,035 then you're in the clear 604 00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:08,073 everything's fine 605 00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,532 So can we begin? 606 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:18,992 You mentioned you want me find a date to... 607 00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:22,243 Wait outside 608 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,250 yes, boss 609 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,500 Hi 610 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:48,161 I just had a check-up 611 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:51,082 the doctor said I have testicular cancer 612 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:54,621 I know I look like a bad guy 613 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,616 but I am a very nice person 614 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:59,662 I love my wife and my mistress 615 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:06,031 Look 616 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:08,704 my youngest son is only five 617 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,117 do nice people carry a cleaver? 618 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:21,908 I've quitted a long time ago 619 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,579 it's just a way to scare people 620 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,658 I don't want to die 621 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:32,033 no one ever really wants to die 622 00:33:32,042 --> 00:33:33,452 first, blow your nose 623 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,741 you should get advice from a 624 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,035 different oncologist 625 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:42,030 if you're unlucky, they tell you the same thing 626 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:45,125 then the sooner you make the move the better 627 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,655 master, will my balls be saved? 628 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:52,283 Have faith in modern medicines 629 00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:54,328 you need to find a good doctor, 630 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,539 keep your spirits high 631 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,407 and along with my... 632 00:33:57,417 --> 00:34:00,374 "Get a life, illness. Balls saving feng shui" package 633 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:01,660 you'll be just fine 634 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,033 thank you, master. You're a saviour 635 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,082 my manager will contact you, rest in peace 636 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:12,452 I said 637 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:13,702 go in peace 638 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,790 - bye - My balls are in your hands 639 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:23,375 Can't eat that 640 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,115 that's a feng shui pebble 641 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:28,864 are you alright? 642 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,866 Spit it out, quick! 643 00:34:31,292 --> 00:34:32,532 Spit it out... 644 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:56,661 Eye drops 645 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:58,578 in the drawers, get some 646 00:34:58,583 --> 00:35:00,023 - come on... - Hurry up, it's hurting 647 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,664 I've found it... 648 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:02,667 Here 649 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:03,998 "super glue" 650 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,369 wait... just wait! 651 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,073 Where is chen? 652 00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:16,913 Look 653 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,197 she's going out with her lover, she's not coming 654 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:24,785 going out? We're one short. Who's that? 655 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,082 Hello, I'm Tina 656 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,416 chen asked me to come in her place 657 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:37,042 welcome 658 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:38,917 thanks 659 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,616 2 wan - hurry... hurry up 660 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,657 damn, going mahjong 661 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,865 2 circles and she'd win big 662 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,538 sorry... 663 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,999 - That's filthy, cover your mouth! - What was that? 664 00:35:59,542 --> 00:36:01,203 Just play - here 665 00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:05,282 three great scholars 666 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:06,831 one, two, three... 667 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,165 Five hidden Kong - this lucky? 668 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:12,125 - With 7 bonus tiles - Pei pei's mom, you're great 669 00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:14,749 let me tell you, after changing my daughter's four pillars 670 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:18,743 both of us have never been luckier 671 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:19,284 hurray 672 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,573 do you know the game? 673 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:22,494 Why would you play two circles? 674 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,368 What have you got? 675 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,490 What have you got? 676 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:31,198 Be careful what you play 677 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,456 don't let pei pei's mom going mahjong again 678 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,744 I'm not even allowed to pay out 679 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,240 life's so hard 680 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,914 oh my, 9 bamboos for a big one 681 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,743 I'm sorry... 682 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:44,535 Why don't you cover your mouth? 683 00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:47,534 If I can't play the tile, maybe pei pei's mom will draw the tile to win 684 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:50,952 who's that on TV? 685 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,490 Here's a 9 bamboo for her 686 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:57,667 hurry up 687 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:01,865 draw to win... 688 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:02,875 Pong 689 00:37:05,417 --> 00:37:06,327 nine stones 690 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,702 come on 691 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,036 play it... 692 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,539 South wind 693 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:12,708 play something 694 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,581 who's that on TV now? 695 00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:16,455 Which one? 696 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,618 Lucky I've got another one 697 00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:21,407 come on 698 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:22,458 alright 699 00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:25,289 draw the tile... 700 00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:26,292 Pong - my turn 701 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,410 can you stop doing that? 702 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,499 Get lost, I like it 703 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,748 it's your turn, hurry - okay 704 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:39,747 hurry up 705 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,365 - I've got nothing - Play something 706 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:43,581 shit... 707 00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:45,077 I'm going to lose 708 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,198 just play it 709 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,248 I can only play this tile 710 00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:54,284 - what is it? - Thirteen wonders 711 00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:58,202 wait - it's ok 712 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,448 me too - me too 713 00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:01,623 one-shot win 714 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,456 one tile with three mahjong 715 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,494 - you've gotten mahjong, too? - Well done 716 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,990 - what have you got? - Stop peeking 717 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,536 good shit... 718 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,244 You're so lucky today - yeah 719 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,247 mom - pei pei 720 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,740 I'm home - you're home 721 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:16,958 good girl 722 00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:19,540 how was work with master ray today? 723 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:21,032 I'm fine 724 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:23,283 but him? Not too well 725 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,702 - why? - Yea... 726 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Who are you? 727 00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:30,078 I'm Tina 728 00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:32,948 Tina? 729 00:38:34,417 --> 00:38:35,907 Alright, I'll let your guys carry on 730 00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,248 alright, get some rest 731 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:40,905 hey, your daughter is working with master ray? 732 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:42,288 Yes 733 00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:46,000 - we are both fans of his - Nice one 734 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:50,448 Ray's rich, talented and good looking 735 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,323 have you noticed his eyes 736 00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:55,075 they look like Tony leung's 737 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,786 he can be a gigolo if he's not a feng shui master 738 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,248 you're right - definitely 739 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,786 I know another feng shui master 740 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,874 called ximen ding, I think he's better looking 741 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,035 rubbish 742 00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:08,746 master ray has big eyes with long eyelashes 743 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:12,242 that ximen guy has tiny eyes and long nostril hair 744 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,624 no way! I've just seen a new advert 745 00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:17,207 he's so cute and good looking in it 746 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:19,785 you mean this one? 747 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,828 That's the one, turn it up 748 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:22,697 I don't want the advert 749 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,040 to add a lot of cg after the shoot 750 00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,533 to show off how soft my clothes are 751 00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:29,282 oh my god! 752 00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,828 I can't take this 753 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,996 a grown man pretending to be cute 754 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,035 exactly 755 00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,623 he makes me sick 756 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,455 disgusting 757 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,825 it's not my fault, the director asked me 758 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,824 I mean asked him to do it 759 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,204 why are you defending him? 760 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:48,038 - Why? - Why? 761 00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:50,124 I just think you gals are being unfair to him 762 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,947 ray is the bad guy, he's much worse than ximen 763 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,115 Tina is right 764 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,332 mom, did you know it was really scary today? 765 00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,289 I saw it with my own eyes 766 00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:02,374 he met with a gangster today 767 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:06,160 they were picking a date for a hit 768 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:07,993 did you record it? 769 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:13,655 Don't young people like to record everything? 770 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:14,702 If you did 771 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:17,495 you should send it to someone you trust 772 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,207 like your boss, so there is a backup 773 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,369 because if your finger slips 774 00:40:22,375 --> 00:40:24,036 and deletes it 775 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:26,408 that would suck real bad 776 00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:28,827 come on, let me take a peek 777 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:30,202 stop it 778 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,991 the doctor said my eye is stuck close for a few days 779 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:35,993 she's a maniac 780 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,161 nearly blinded me 781 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:40,123 how could she be my black goldfish? 782 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,078 Maybe this is fate 783 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,869 fate's my ass 784 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:49,530 you told me black goldfishes recognise their master 785 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:50,910 just cut to the chase 786 00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:54,124 if you are raising a fish, you need to feed it 787 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:56,022 if you want her to ward off the curse 788 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,287 maybe the best way is to make her your girlfriend 789 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,498 let her fall for you 790 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,828 then she'll sacrifice herself for you 791 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:05,370 I'd rather be cursed then chase after her 792 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,411 the choice is yours 793 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:14,907 alright, I'll go after her 794 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,703 there are sausages, eggs 795 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:19,915 there's also a super delicious hotpot 796 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,082 all of these are for your breakfast 797 00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:28,083 happy? 798 00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:32,448 Why are you being so nice? 799 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:34,035 Do you think I'd trust you? 800 00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:35,368 You put laxative in them? 801 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,491 I've slept on it with one eye opened 802 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,407 I realise I was wrong 803 00:41:41,417 --> 00:41:43,499 these are part of my apology to you 804 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,162 please be the bigger person and forgive me 805 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,250 go on 806 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,208 here 807 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:53,868 what're you doing? 808 00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:55,240 I'm feeding you 809 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,366 go away! What are you trying? 810 00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,411 You think this is fun? Do I need you to feed me? 811 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:02,079 You try it, go on 812 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,290 Mrs. li is here, I better start working 813 00:42:05,292 --> 00:42:06,372 take your time 814 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:20,370 I was really unlucky last week 815 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:24,367 trump told me to get into the stock market 816 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,331 but the market hit the circuit breakers 817 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,619 I lost millions 818 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,744 last night, at the horse races 819 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,911 trump gave me some tips 820 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:37,038 but nothing went my way, lost everything I betted on 821 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:39,749 why would a well educated woman like you 822 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:40,956 listen to someone like trump? 823 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:44,030 These days, the rich rules the world 824 00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:46,158 you are both handsome and smart 825 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,078 still you work for me 826 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,874 if you can earn to the Max 827 00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:55,040 then you'll be the ultimate winner 828 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:56,703 yes 829 00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:59,623 right, the due date is around Christmas? 830 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,866 That's why I want you to choose a date 831 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:02,875 great 832 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,783 the third Sunday of December 833 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:10,333 it's quite a good day 834 00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:12,999 all the elements of goodness are there 835 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,827 can't be on a Sunday 836 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,447 there will be a derby race, no... 837 00:43:18,917 --> 00:43:19,781 How about the tenth? 838 00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:22,704 Can't, I need to go to ring the bell at the NY stock exchange 839 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:23,663 how about the thirteenth? 840 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:26,079 Isn't that black Friday? 841 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,324 Do you know what you're talking about? 842 00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:29,368 No... 843 00:43:29,417 --> 00:43:31,453 Just pick a date in November 844 00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,532 what's wrong with you? 845 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,498 Won't that be too early for the baby? 846 00:43:36,042 --> 00:43:37,873 Let me worry about that 847 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:40,207 what's best for me is the most important 848 00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,539 that is ridiculous 849 00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:44,579 Mrs. li, if you're still not happy with the dates 850 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,790 don't worry, I'll pick a few more dates... 851 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,410 What's with your attitude? 852 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,827 Do you know who I am? 853 00:43:49,917 --> 00:43:50,656 Mrs. li, she's retarded, ignore her 854 00:43:50,667 --> 00:43:52,268 - what's wrong with you? - This way, please 855 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,157 you're not fit to be a mother 856 00:43:54,542 --> 00:43:57,409 you put yourself first instead of your baby 857 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,577 is that right? 858 00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:00,032 Did I speak out of line? 859 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:01,490 Who the hell is she? 860 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:02,542 What... 861 00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:03,702 What is she saying? 862 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,914 What I'm saying is... 863 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:06,782 You should learn to be content 864 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,323 only contentment will give you happiness 865 00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,040 you have everything, yet you're not happy 866 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,332 happiness is the real winner 867 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,333 you... 868 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,824 Mrs. li, don't be angry 869 00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:21,791 the anger might hurt the baby 870 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,745 she's just jealous and envious of you 871 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,143 - come, this way please - What're you saying? 872 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:27,998 Ignore her, it's nothing 873 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,740 I'll keep picking dates, until you're happy 874 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,741 unless you fire your assistant 875 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,160 my friend and I are done with you 876 00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:34,623 we'll go to master ximen 877 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:35,625 Mrs. li 878 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:38,667 what happened? 879 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:40,292 Tell him 880 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,118 come on, fire me 881 00:44:43,042 --> 00:44:44,532 I can't stand her 882 00:44:44,542 --> 00:44:47,284 it's your fault, I have to let off some steam 883 00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,292 Jack 884 00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,288 Ray, why is our class at a cafe? 885 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,286 Because I'm teaching face reading tonight 886 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:05,456 so I want to be in a place with many people 887 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,039 to read different faces 888 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:10,450 similar to enneagram, face reading is based on statistic 889 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:13,575 even FBI uses them to analyse criminals 890 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:14,625 look over there 891 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,619 the man playing with his phone 892 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:20,166 his chin is full, lips are red 893 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:22,533 teeth are clean, philtrum wide 894 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,365 he should have loads of kids 895 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,831 dad! 896 00:45:26,708 --> 00:45:28,697 Daddy 897 00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:30,453 got you kids cheesecakes! 898 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,667 Not bad 899 00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:33,740 that man with a blue top 900 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:37,493 bony cheeks, squinting eyes pointing downward 901 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,120 his brows are also down with a mole on the right eye 902 00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,289 he should be a slave to his wife 903 00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:44,542 spot on 904 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,325 baby, your coffee 905 00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,077 what's wrong with you? 906 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,619 I asked for skimmed milk 907 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,365 do you not understand english? 908 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:55,831 This is full fat! 909 00:45:57,417 --> 00:45:59,203 I'll take it right back... 910 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:00,993 Wait a moment 911 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,115 have you booked a table? 912 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,125 For two 913 00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:08,114 "mole next to eyes lead to adultery" 914 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,324 "a slanted mouth means devious heart" 915 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,081 let's sit here 916 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:19,875 Man ching 917 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,331 are you upset? 918 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,322 Remember how I want to publish my poems in the us? 919 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,534 I remember you had a name for you poetry work 920 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,081 "a man and a pen" 921 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,405 but I also remember you telling me if it sold well 922 00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:37,823 you'd marry me 923 00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,081 "a man and a pen" 924 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:43,907 "and" 925 00:46:45,042 --> 00:46:46,657 "ah lam is my friend" 926 00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:47,917 baby 927 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,990 you're so special 928 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,743 your opinion means nothing 929 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,706 if the Americans don't think so 930 00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:56,625 they said, they can publish my work 931 00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,673 I have to slip them some money under the table 932 00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,448 where'd I find the money? 933 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:04,038 Pei pei, my baby 934 00:47:07,417 --> 00:47:09,203 I don't need your help 935 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,600 you don't need to worry about helping me 936 00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:14,023 I only want you to know my situation 937 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,242 silly, who else would help you but me? 938 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,035 If I don't have enough 939 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:23,452 I'll beg and borrow for you 940 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,125 thank you 941 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,699 Hey! Why have you taken me here? 942 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,957 It's boring stuck in the house all day 943 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,744 isn't it nice to take a walk? 944 00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:43,781 Promise me though 945 00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:46,864 you'd stay calm if you become agitated 946 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:48,914 why would 1? 947 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,208 Well 948 00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:54,864 rollercoasters and pirate ship might agitate you 949 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:02,658 Be careful - careful 950 00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:04,167 let's sit 951 00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:07,292 having a good time? 952 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:09,660 - And you? - Yes 953 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,365 You know that girl? 954 00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:22,283 No, why would I? 955 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:23,458 Stay calm 956 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,323 you promised you would 957 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,789 do I not look calm enough to you? 958 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,950 Dearie, my stomach is acting up, I need to take a dump 959 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:31,869 I don't want to be swinging around 960 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,957 and explodes all over the ship, alright 961 00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,368 I have a fear of heights 962 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,536 why don't you stay, and I'll wait on the ground 963 00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,453 I don't want to puke while the ride is going 964 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:42,074 sir, please take your seat, we're about to start. Please 965 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:42,913 sit down 966 00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:43,788 sir, take your seat 967 00:48:43,792 --> 00:48:45,328 - I'm scare of heights - Sir, sit down 968 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,368 it's about to start 969 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:39,331 That's a nice kick 970 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:40,625 how're you feeling? 971 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,250 Feeling better? 972 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,240 If so, dinner's my treat 973 00:49:47,292 --> 00:49:48,577 American or... 974 00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,907 Why did you have to butt in? 975 00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,625 What good does it do for you? 976 00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:58,206 Are you getting a high off it? 977 00:49:58,292 --> 00:49:59,702 I just wanted to help 978 00:50:00,042 --> 00:50:01,703 so I should be thanking you 979 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,789 do you hate me this much? 980 00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,493 Am I so bad? 981 00:50:08,417 --> 00:50:11,033 I really didn't think about it like that 982 00:50:12,167 --> 00:50:14,408 ok, looks like you've not done venting 983 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:15,873 why don't you kick me again 984 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:17,240 alright, come on 985 00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:19,873 hit me, come on 986 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,250 get lost 987 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:22,788 hit me 988 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:25,161 hey, hit me, come on 989 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:28,120 why don't you pretend that I'm your ex, come on 990 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,414 hit me - I said, get lost! 991 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,333 Got it 992 00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:33,785 let me set the mood 993 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,616 "A man and a pen" 994 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:44,327 "ah lam..." 995 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:02,868 Are you alright? 996 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:04,167 I'm fine 997 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,199 it's to make up for my kick. This is good for you 998 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:09,458 thank you 999 00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:15,160 this is one cool bike 1000 00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:17,829 I'm going to the work site, you want to join me? 1001 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:18,656 On this? 1002 00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:19,827 Of course 1003 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:21,414 trust me, I'm a good driver 1004 00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:22,532 let me drive 1005 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,619 the bike might be too big for you 1006 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:26,917 what? 1007 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,578 We'd be fine, you're here! 1008 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Hey 1009 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,785 can you slow down? 1010 00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:41,953 - What? - Slow down! 1011 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,333 What? 1012 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,125 I said 1013 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:47,748 can you slow down? 1014 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:49,948 Faster? 1015 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:22,289 Are you alright? 1016 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:24,375 Yeah 1017 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:27,997 I shouldn't have breakfast on an empty stomach 1018 00:52:28,167 --> 00:52:30,374 I'll be fine after having lunch on an empty stomach 1019 00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:32,998 how do you think I drove? 1020 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:38,457 As a person without a license you drove pretty well 1021 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,160 I'm going to rent a boat 1022 00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:05,162 This is weird, my feng shui compass is not working 1023 00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,874 maybe the reception is bad in rural areas 1024 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:10,324 how would it affect the program itself? 1025 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,915 There must be a disturbance in the energy 1026 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:14,581 the energy? 1027 00:53:14,917 --> 00:53:16,657 You know nothing about feng shui 1028 00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:18,328 - who are you talking about? - You 1029 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,368 I'm best at feng shui 1030 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,375 I don't see it 1031 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:27,204 boss, we want two glasses of soya milk. Thanks 1032 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:30,618 are you two on a date? 1033 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:31,831 Dogging? 1034 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:33,875 No 1035 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,367 We are from the hung's group surveying the site 1036 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,116 - you're not welcome here, leave! - Go! 1037 00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,125 Get out! 1038 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,780 Assholes! We don't want a casino hotel 1039 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:48,410 leave now 1040 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,491 or we'll do it by force 1041 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:54,374 ximen, what are you playing at? 1042 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:55,535 Ximen ding? 1043 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,953 What the hell 1044 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:02,700 how did you recognise me under such good disguise 1045 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,081 but you've forgotten to take off 1046 00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:06,290 your limited edition trainers 1047 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,500 shit 1048 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:10,915 since you saw through this, you leave me no choice 1049 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:17,323 You scared? 1050 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:23,742 You can tell he's extremely venomous by his look 1051 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,457 keung is my bff 1052 00:54:26,875 --> 00:54:29,867 we care for each other like brothers 1053 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:31,206 on my command 1054 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:32,994 he'll attack 1055 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,285 am I right? 1056 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,708 Good boy 1057 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:37,122 keung 1058 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:39,661 attack 1059 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,365 keung 1060 00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:45,449 bro 1061 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,865 damn you, you bit me? 1062 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,324 If this is what I can do to my brother 1063 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,115 do you see how cold blooded I am? 1064 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,698 Imagine what I'll do to you? 1065 00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:04,913 Boss 1066 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:06,077 ximen, are you okay? 1067 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:07,083 I've been poisoned 1068 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:08,702 but there's no need to be afraid 1069 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,537 as this herb can clear the venom 1070 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:20,542 Damn it 1071 00:55:21,292 --> 00:55:23,499 this herb can clear the venom 1072 00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:26,199 but I forgot to sanitised it, I've been poisoned twice 1073 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:29,158 poisoned twice in such a short time is not easy 1074 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,535 but I've done it 1075 00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:31,660 aren't I awesome? 1076 00:55:32,042 --> 00:55:33,452 I'm dizzy, let's go 1077 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,330 I've had enough 1078 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:35,785 boss, don't die on us! 1079 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,374 Does he have nothing better to do? 1080 00:55:40,167 --> 00:55:42,123 Never mind, let's get to work 1081 00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:52,453 This island is a circle within a circle 1082 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,490 in the shape of a yin Yang 1083 00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,453 it's an island of Harmony 1084 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,783 circle is a vessel of happiness 1085 00:55:58,917 --> 00:56:01,374 nature and wildlife will thrive 1086 00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:07,447 this is a perfect land for happiness, family and money 1087 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,949 this place is so comfortable 1088 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,082 it would be a waste to build a casino hotel 1089 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,119 they should build a park here 1090 00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,207 so everyone can enjoy the nature 1091 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,573 you're crazy 1092 00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:21,657 - hey! - Our boat 1093 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:23,453 - let's the mosquitoes feed on you two - Hey! 1094 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,119 The mosquitoes here are famous 1095 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:27,081 big and poisonous 1096 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,948 rashes will be the size of my fist 1097 00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:29,958 bro 1098 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,207 it's my fault, I'm sorry! 1099 00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:34,240 Take me home! 1100 00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:36,782 Why are you so scared? 1101 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,289 I'm scared of mosquitoes 1102 00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:39,812 - what? - I'm all about my handsomeness 1103 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:42,573 you really think you're handsome? 1104 00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:45,534 Relax, someone will pick us up 1105 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:48,994 no one is picking us up 1106 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,033 Aren't you afraid mosquitoes will bite your handsome face? 1107 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,042 Use it 1108 00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:02,208 sit 1109 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:04,615 where did that came from? 1110 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:07,448 I've been unlucky my whole life 1111 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:10,200 so I take this with me all the time 1112 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:11,535 I've got everything in here 1113 00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:13,906 do you have chili sauce? 1114 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:14,917 Yep 1115 00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:18,875 extra hot 1116 00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:20,292 and hot 1117 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,616 you're pretty content for a jinxed person 1118 00:57:24,625 --> 00:57:25,535 yeah 1119 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,456 my mom taught me 1120 00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,369 life passes us by 1121 00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,244 not caring if we are happy 1122 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:32,657 so when life gives me lemons 1123 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,789 I make lemonade 1124 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,698 I'll be there to enjoy it 1125 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,042 Use this 1126 00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208 thank you 1127 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:51,493 I must have been spraying like crazy, sorry 1128 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,500 it's fine 1129 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:57,833 well 1130 00:57:58,500 --> 00:57:59,990 I have some repellent left on me 1131 00:58:00,708 --> 00:58:03,825 if you don't mind, I can sit closer 1132 00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,417 Thank you 1133 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:27,792 Sorry 1134 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:45,575 Look, there are so many stars 1135 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:47,824 from a astronomy stand point 1136 00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:51,956 our earth is going around the sun at 30km per second 1137 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:52,822 and our sun... 1138 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,910 Is going around the galaxy at 230km per second 1139 00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:59,324 and our galaxy is going around the universe at 600km per second 1140 00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:01,077 cut it out! 1141 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:02,952 What's with all the theories? 1142 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,081 Let me ask you a question 1143 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,290 if one equals four 1144 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,494 and two equals eight 1145 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,450 three equals twenty four 1146 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:21,623 then what does four equals? 1147 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:22,750 96 1148 00:59:23,292 --> 00:59:24,247 Why? 1149 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:26,662 If you put the cardinal numbers against the function 1150 00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:28,703 4 times 1is 4, 4 times 2 is 8, 8 times 3 is 24 1151 00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:30,664 then 24 times 4 is 96 1152 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,167 wrong 1153 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,323 the answer is 1 1154 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:37,661 as I said right at the start 1155 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:39,248 1 equals 4 1156 00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,539 you are really smart 1157 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,081 but you think too much 1158 00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:46,204 you think about the past and the future 1159 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,536 but not about the present 1160 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,286 just keep it simple 1161 01:00:19,542 --> 01:00:20,577 Beautiful 1162 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,832 yeah, the sunrise is beautiful 1163 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:25,289 it's beautiful! 1164 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:30,955 What are you saying? 1165 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,119 I'm saying your aura is beautiful 1166 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,574 it's been a long time since I can sense an aura 1167 01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:38,367 your aura shows you are a kind person 1168 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:40,036 you shouldn't be jinxed 1169 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:43,741 only my aura is beautiful? 1170 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:45,823 You are beautiful too 1171 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,125 Really? 1172 01:00:57,042 --> 01:00:58,042 Your... 1173 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:01,657 A boat, a boat is here 1174 01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:02,667 hey! 1175 01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:03,990 - Here! - Hey! 1176 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,160 Here! 1177 01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:06,122 Hey! 1178 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,205 There's a boat 1179 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,082 hey, we're here! 1180 01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:15,917 Be careful 1181 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:39,489 Looks like pei pei is going to get lucky 1182 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,081 my plan is working 1183 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:42,448 stop stating the obvious 1184 01:01:42,458 --> 01:01:43,493 the hero is here 1185 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,615 why are you here? 1186 01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:47,207 It's tea time, the egg tarts from this place is delicious 1187 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:48,448 come on, have some 1188 01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,208 What's wrong? 1189 01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:08,958 Hey 1190 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,788 you've noticed? 1191 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,707 Those egg tarts are from a top bakery 1192 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,369 see if you secretary can get us a few? 1193 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,869 Also see if they have hotdogs 1194 01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:23,164 with extra relish 1195 01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:41,120 How come your office has so many big routers? 1196 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,537 This is the best Wi-Fi hotspot in the office 1197 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:44,782 and so many microwaves? 1198 01:02:44,792 --> 01:02:46,532 Our boss is very nice to us 1199 01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:49,079 she said, no squabbling if we have one each 1200 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,074 do you know the feng shui here is really bad? 1201 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,825 Microwaves is in the middle, electronic waves around 1202 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,245 along with the cold air, they hit your brain cells 1203 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:01,242 every cell inside you will be effected 1204 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,164 every cell? 1205 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:06,958 Also 1206 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:09,875 look 1207 01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:13,908 there are no spaces between my finger and its reflection 1208 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:17,165 which means this is a two-way mirror 1209 01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:19,532 someone has been spying on you 1210 01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:25,615 this feng shui setup is called 1211 01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:27,824 "evil office lockdown" 1212 01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:31,500 it's the worst thing a boss can do to their staffs 1213 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,081 working in this room 1214 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:35,790 your health and luck will be suck dry 1215 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:37,288 suck dry? 1216 01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:38,327 Suck dry 1217 01:03:38,458 --> 01:03:39,948 but I'm amazed 1218 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:42,040 you still look so good after working in here 1219 01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,366 master ximen designed this office 1220 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,286 never thought of him as a villain 1221 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,581 maybe the mastermind is not him 1222 01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:52,448 but someone from higher up 1223 01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:54,417 damn 1224 01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,198 I think he suspects us 1225 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,081 what's there to suspect? 1226 01:03:58,083 --> 01:03:59,414 You're the mastermind 1227 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:02,161 we have to stay strong as villains 1228 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:04,289 be proud of who we are 1229 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,532 from this day forward 1230 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,203 there are two of us 1231 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:12,743 but I'm jinxed 1232 01:04:13,625 --> 01:04:14,990 from this day forward 1233 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,618 you'll not be jinxed 1234 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:19,368 from this day forward 1235 01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:21,865 I will not allow anyone to bully you 1236 01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:24,493 from this day forward 1237 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,448 you've said enough 1238 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,957 everything is happening as I planned 1239 01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:38,239 if we let them continue down this path 1240 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,324 and wait for their true love kiss 1241 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:46,372 Ray's curse will begin 1242 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:57,948 Today is one fine day 1243 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,119 here's my casino hotel design 1244 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,125 what do you think? 1245 01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,458 Well... 1246 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:06,407 I think... 1247 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,157 It lacks... 1248 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,500 Some bliss 1249 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,115 bliss? 1250 01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,370 This is what I called bliss 1251 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:28,245 come on, sit next to me - cool 1252 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,866 so what do you think? Blissful enough? 1253 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:36,244 Something's still missing 1254 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,500 what? 1255 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,914 Bliss is achieved 1256 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:48,035 why is that? 1257 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,823 East is that way 1258 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,456 you like sunrises 1259 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:29,489 What 1260 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,661 son, I've been cooking, come home 1261 01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,532 you idiot 1262 01:06:33,542 --> 01:06:35,328 I'm busy right now 1263 01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:42,123 What are you doing? 1264 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,368 Your family? 1265 01:06:45,833 --> 01:06:46,833 My dad 1266 01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:49,912 why don't you talk to him? 1267 01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:51,706 You don't get it 1268 01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:54,157 whenever I talk to him, I feel... 1269 01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,163 Agitated 1270 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,823 how old is he? 1271 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:01,917 Fifty-six 1272 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,702 fifty... 1273 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:08,290 Let's say he's fifty 1274 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,449 fifty 1275 01:07:11,292 --> 01:07:13,283 how many times do you see him each year? 1276 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,615 Definitely once in Chinese new year 1277 01:07:16,542 --> 01:07:18,203 then... fate decides 1278 01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:19,539 which means none 1279 01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:21,698 how long do you see him each time? 1280 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:22,747 Four hours? 1281 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:23,785 That's too many 1282 01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:25,953 let's say three? 1283 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:31,287 If your dad lives to ninety 1284 01:07:32,042 --> 01:07:35,364 take away 50, that's 40 1285 01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:38,659 if you see him 3 hours each year 1286 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,415 you add that up, that's 120 1287 01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:44,079 there are 24 hours in a day 1288 01:07:44,667 --> 01:07:45,667 which equals 1289 01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:49,490 that means 1290 01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:52,583 you only 5 days left to be with him 1291 01:07:52,792 --> 01:07:54,282 are you serious? 1292 01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:57,158 Life is one big subtraction 1293 01:07:57,542 --> 01:07:59,624 time moves on without us 1294 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:04,615 you should figure out how to make your dad 1295 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:07,282 happier now 1296 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:13,625 if it isn't for you, ray wouldn't be home for dinner 1297 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,286 I wouldn't get a chance to see him 1298 01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,662 am I the first girl he took home for dinner? 1299 01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:23,655 He has only inherited one good thing from me 1300 01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:26,625 and that is being extremely faithful 1301 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,082 he might be good looking, but he's still a virgin 1302 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:31,708 really? 1303 01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,952 Of course 1304 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,581 I'm not asking you 1305 01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,498 you go and set the table 1306 01:08:39,042 --> 01:08:40,282 let me try a little 1307 01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:43,164 it's delicious 1308 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:46,040 he doesn't know what he's been missing 1309 01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:49,290 I keep telling ray to come home 1310 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,078 for dinner because I miss him 1311 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,198 when I was younger 1312 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,658 I was also a renown feng shui master 1313 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,869 I was so occupied 1314 01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,448 I neglected my family 1315 01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:02,573 when Ray's mom passed 1316 01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:03,993 I finally got it 1317 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,824 coming home for dinner is precious 1318 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,364 but it was too late 1319 01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:11,457 that's exactly what I think 1320 01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,995 but ray doesn't agree with me 1321 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,707 looks like I'm more like your daughter 1322 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:21,951 the way I see it, you might well be soon 1323 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,414 did I miss something? 1324 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,740 Talking behind my back 1325 01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:25,833 nothing 1326 01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,078 did you invite someone else? 1327 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,292 My friend 1328 01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:32,708 a lady friend? 1329 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,083 Mind your own business 1330 01:09:34,417 --> 01:09:36,078 play nice 1331 01:09:36,458 --> 01:09:37,914 I'll try - be nice 1332 01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:44,995 you're all sweating, let's take a bath together after dinner 1333 01:09:45,792 --> 01:09:47,578 stop it, my son is here 1334 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,583 your son? 1335 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,500 Mom? 1336 01:09:53,417 --> 01:09:54,417 Mom? 1337 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,456 Please, start 1338 01:09:57,458 --> 01:09:58,823 bon appetit - I'm so hungry 1339 01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:02,075 uncle, how did you meet my mom? 1340 01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:07,368 Our encounter 1341 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:11,034 was down to fate and arranged by cupid 1342 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:13,828 we used tinder to find each other 1343 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,953 tinder 1344 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:19,745 have you planned anything for your futures? 1345 01:10:20,292 --> 01:10:21,498 We are still young 1346 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,535 so trust me 1347 01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:28,489 I'm serious about this relationship, cross my heart 1348 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:32,865 I'll do everything I can to give her happiness 1349 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,083 kwai 1350 01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:38,995 I hope you won't be offended by me asking 1351 01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:41,658 - did you buy this place? - No, rented 1352 01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,747 - rented? - Yes 1353 01:10:43,292 --> 01:10:45,499 you two never thought about buying a house? 1354 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,948 Are you saying 1355 01:10:48,292 --> 01:10:50,453 my dad is wrong to rent 1356 01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:52,323 dad, relax 1357 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,199 I'll call my realtor tomorrow, and buy you a mansion 1358 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,540 I'm sorry, we won't put it in your names 1359 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:59,309 do you think I really want a mansion from you? 1360 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,743 My mom has worked hard all her life 1361 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,366 I just want her to have a good life, am I wrong? 1362 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:05,081 Just name what you want 1363 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:06,573 it's a winter romance for my dad 1364 01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:09,325 as his son, I'll give him the best of everything 1365 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,333 thanks 1366 01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,703 - 800 box of Chinese wedding cakes - Fine 1367 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,618 20 tables for the banquet 1368 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,832 I've got lots of friends, let's make it a hundred 1369 01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,915 we are not in this for your money, so the dowry... 1370 01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:19,407 Just pay as you please 1371 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,581 but an engagement ring is important 1372 01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:22,618 it can't be less than 5 carat 1373 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,660 5 carats? 1374 01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:25,407 Is she your mum or a Princess? 1375 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,078 My mom is my Princess 1376 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:34,364 she has put all her hopes on me since I was little 1377 01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,992 encourages me everyday that I'm destined for great things 1378 01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:41,913 but I'm jinxed, never lived up to her expectation 1379 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,244 I think my mom has found someone she loves 1380 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,787 which means the most to me 1381 01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,661 I want to give her the best possible 1382 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,577 am I wrong? 1383 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,744 Babe, you have always lived up to my expectations 1384 01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:10,864 ever since you came into my life 1385 01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:13,374 the fist time you said mama 1386 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:16,324 the first time you walked 1387 01:12:16,792 --> 01:12:19,909 the first time you were ill, learnt how to tie shoelaces 1388 01:12:19,917 --> 01:12:24,035 they were all a big deal to me 1389 01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:26,699 the only thing I expect from you 1390 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:29,534 is to be happy everyday 1391 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,866 knowing that makes me happy 1392 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:37,242 pei pei, I love you 1393 01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:40,500 I'm really happy, I love you too 1394 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:43,657 I'm sorry 1395 01:12:48,542 --> 01:12:49,702 come on, ladies 1396 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:56,077 this is meant to be a family dinner, not a soap opera 1397 01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:57,865 here - thank you 1398 01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,537 women shed tears so much more easily 1399 01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:02,417 come on 1400 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:06,280 let's make some dessert in the kitchen, let's talk 1401 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,039 come on, let's go 1402 01:13:15,542 --> 01:13:16,748 I'm sorry 1403 01:13:21,917 --> 01:13:24,203 I'm was just playing with you 1404 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,573 I didn't know you were serious 1405 01:13:26,292 --> 01:13:27,452 you found it funny? 1406 01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:31,374 I only have one mother, of course I'm serious 1407 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:35,368 you too 1408 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:36,868 you only have one father 1409 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,660 and he loves you 1410 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:40,615 why can't you be nice to him? 1411 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,865 I love him too 1412 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:42,705 you can ask him, 1413 01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,369 how much allowance I give him 1414 01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:47,374 is money the only way to show affection? 1415 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,500 Of course not 1416 01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:50,789 there are other ways 1417 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,250 like what? 1418 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:54,667 Like 1419 01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,250 a hug 1420 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,958 and 1421 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:03,792 a kiss 1422 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:06,875 what's that? 1423 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:09,995 I'm trying to show you my affection 1424 01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:12,582 I knew this won't work, you'll reject me 1425 01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,248 I'm not rejecting you 1426 01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,163 it's nice 1427 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,490 but I just feel 1428 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:23,036 you can use... 1429 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,831 More passion 1430 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,073 really? 1431 01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:28,663 Alright 1432 01:14:28,792 --> 01:14:30,282 then let me show you passion 1433 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,493 let's add a couple of eggs 1434 01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:36,990 it's gone bad 1435 01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:38,083 I'm coming 1436 01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:41,417 oh no 1437 01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:52,619 Was that passionate enough for you? 1438 01:14:53,667 --> 01:14:54,656 Hey, what are you doing? 1439 01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:56,328 Excuse me, sorry 1440 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:57,322 hello 1441 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,448 hey, you're trespassing 1442 01:14:58,458 --> 01:14:59,868 according to a reliable source 1443 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:01,285 ray is a fraud 1444 01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,372 apart from scamming 1445 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,161 he's also in contact with gangsters 1446 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,499 so I'm in the dragon's den 1447 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,990 to get some real answers 1448 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,036 master ray, so are you a fraud? 1449 01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:11,532 You're crazy, shut your mouth 1450 01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:12,952 stop filming 1451 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:14,823 it's alright, I expected you to deny this 1452 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:17,074 but we have pictures to prove it, take a look 1453 01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:18,577 a gangster boss 1454 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,619 you've sneaked into my house 1455 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:21,831 I can sue you for this 1456 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:23,452 it's your right to sue 1457 01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:25,494 but we won't be the defendant 1458 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,206 this was taken by someone 1459 01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,869 named ho pei pei 1460 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,164 from his look 1461 01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:36,907 you must be her 1462 01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:38,407 thanks for the video 1463 01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:41,204 we have $500 for you as a reward 1464 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:42,743 - I... - How could you? 1465 01:15:44,792 --> 01:15:47,534 Stop stuttering, let me tell you who she is 1466 01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:49,498 she's a spy sent by wang kailin 1467 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,991 to get evidence against you 1468 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,207 so she can get a raise at the company 1469 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:56,956 can you hear me out? 1470 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,865 You don't need to explain yourself to him 1471 01:15:58,875 --> 01:15:59,955 the reason he's been nice to you 1472 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:02,665 is that you are the perfect black goldfish 1473 01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:04,248 to ward off his curse 1474 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,786 what black goldfish? 1475 01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:09,624 Son, how could you? 1476 01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:10,580 Busted 1477 01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,450 I'm the black goldfish who sacrifice itself for you? 1478 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,206 My pillars are faked 1479 01:16:20,958 --> 01:16:22,949 I'm not the black goldfish you need 1480 01:16:24,125 --> 01:16:25,581 you promised me 1481 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:29,453 I'll never be jinxed again 1482 01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:33,953 but to be honest 1483 01:16:34,542 --> 01:16:35,907 knowing you 1484 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,741 have brought my jinx to a new high 1485 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,411 I never want to see you again 1486 01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:49,114 pei pei 1487 01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:53,745 master conman, now it's all blown over 1488 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:54,830 what are you feeling? 1489 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,574 Nothing? Tell us what you're feeling 1490 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:02,413 - privacy, please! - Hey, 1491 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:03,623 dad's got nothing to say? 1492 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:07,491 Today's show has been amazing 1493 01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:10,283 don't you get tired of watching this over and over again? 1494 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,829 Of course not, never with this 1495 01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:15,328 I'm ecstatic 1496 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:17,745 ever since Ray's been labelled a fraud 1497 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:20,287 all the shows and sponsors 1498 01:17:20,292 --> 01:17:22,283 want me to replace him 1499 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:25,116 I'm going to be on... 1500 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:26,740 "Feng shui idol" 1501 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:28,581 and "feng shui master's got talent" 1502 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:31,744 I'll be a hit for sure 1503 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,707 babe, you're amazing 1504 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,457 it's down to your support 1505 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:39,458 come on 1506 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,250 someone's here 1507 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:47,948 ignore her 1508 01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:49,289 she can't see us anyway 1509 01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:52,364 come on, I just learned the "speed bump" 1510 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,618 come on, let me show you 1511 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:04,125 Hello 1512 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:09,125 ok 1513 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,368 It's alright 1514 01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:14,954 remember to pay your uncle a visit 1515 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:18,873 what did cousin Jack say? 1516 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:19,702 Nothing 1517 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:21,164 just said that you're broke 1518 01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:23,453 the house, your cars are gone 1519 01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:27,167 give me a knife 1520 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:28,956 let me kill myself 1521 01:18:32,042 --> 01:18:34,408 every single curse 1522 01:18:34,458 --> 01:18:36,619 has a positive side 1523 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,789 positive side? 1524 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:42,409 What's positive about no allowance for you? 1525 01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:44,073 That's nothing 1526 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:46,494 we can make do 1527 01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:47,910 what's vital... 1528 01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:50,499 Is we have more time to see and chat to each other 1529 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,500 which is great 1530 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,241 your analysis makes me so overjoyed 1531 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:58,208 never realised me being broke can be so great 1532 01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,873 do you remember when you were a kid 1533 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:03,831 what's the first book I let you read? 1534 01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:05,164 It was I ching 1535 01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:07,658 and what's the first hexagram? 1536 01:19:08,542 --> 01:19:09,542 Ch'ien 1537 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:12,949 ch'ien is heaven, above and below 1538 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,910 nine at the beginning 1539 01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:16,499 it means: Hidden dragon. Do not act. Right? 1540 01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:18,783 This slump is temporary 1541 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:22,621 you should use this time to prepare yourself 1542 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,457 come work with me at the market tonight 1543 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,532 your nose is big but flat 1544 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:32,123 you won't achieve much 1545 01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,831 thick lips are rounded 1546 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:35,657 means you say the wrong things 1547 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:36,782 also, your... 1548 01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:39,250 The truth is 1549 01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,327 on the outside 1550 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,990 things aren't looking great 1551 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:46,621 although, fate, luck and feng shui come first 1552 01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:48,707 there are still Karma, education 1553 01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:50,744 reputation, face, faith 1554 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:52,911 socialising and health 1555 01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:55,329 you can do more charity work 1556 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,573 study more 1557 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:59,416 enhance your reputation and make yourself more approachable 1558 01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:00,998 by smiling more 1559 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,865 that will make everything better 1560 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:05,412 but most importantly, stay healthy 1561 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,790 doing all of that will change your life 1562 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,707 fate is actually in your own hands 1563 01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:12,289 thank you, master kwai 1564 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:13,708 thank you 1565 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:15,080 you're welcome - thank you 1566 01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,664 dad, I got it 1567 01:20:16,917 --> 01:20:20,284 our job is meant to bring hope to people 1568 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:23,826 let's go home - alright 1569 01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,540 I'm sorry, excuse me, it's me again! 1570 01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:27,622 Fraudster ray 1571 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,582 to work at a market stall must be a new low for you 1572 01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:32,824 so low you want to cry? 1573 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:33,833 Thank you 1574 01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:14,160 Master ray 1575 01:21:14,917 --> 01:21:16,282 big brother 1576 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:18,208 your son? 1577 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,624 Excellent, thanks to you 1578 01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,082 I had the confidence to go in for the operation 1579 01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:27,078 my balls are like brand new again 1580 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,948 brand new? Then congratulations! 1581 01:21:29,208 --> 01:21:32,450 Master ray, so has your luck change at all? 1582 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,619 I'm sure it'll be better soon 1583 01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:36,667 good luck - thanks 1584 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:37,614 say thank you, master 1585 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,489 thank you, master 1586 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,114 good boy 1587 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:40,285 bye, good luck - bye 1588 01:21:40,292 --> 01:21:41,292 bye 1589 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:42,625 bye 1590 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:47,958 what're you doing? 1591 01:21:58,667 --> 01:21:59,907 Lucky charms? 1592 01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:01,282 Let me get some cash 1593 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,292 wait 1594 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,750 what now? 1595 01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:30,749 "New message" 1596 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:37,456 Is it ray? 1597 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:39,292 What does it says? 1598 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,573 He said 1599 01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:42,042 here 1600 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,698 what is this? 1601 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,322 Why don't you youngsters just say what you mean? 1602 01:22:48,708 --> 01:22:50,699 What's the point of sending some maths problem? 1603 01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,578 "Typing" 1604 01:23:09,083 --> 01:23:10,448 "Deleting" 1605 01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:16,286 miss you 1606 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:17,750 "typing" 1607 01:23:29,292 --> 01:23:30,748 "Offline" 1608 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:35,989 what're you doing? 1609 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,332 I don't get you young people these days 1610 01:23:38,542 --> 01:23:41,249 texting instead of calling 1611 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:43,248 let me be 1612 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:46,831 be a mensch 1613 01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:50,780 if you've made a mistake 1614 01:23:51,292 --> 01:23:53,248 then go and apologise 1615 01:23:56,625 --> 01:24:00,072 I will but not yet 1616 01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:01,869 pei pei is worried about me 1617 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,240 I must pick myself up first 1618 01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:04,285 to stop her worrying 1619 01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,123 that is what a man must do 1620 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:07,948 impressive 1621 01:24:08,292 --> 01:24:11,249 dad, where's our family feng shui compass? 1622 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:12,285 Can I borrow it? 1623 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,870 Take it, it's all yours 1624 01:24:15,167 --> 01:24:16,327 I thought you would never ask 1625 01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:47,616 The casino hotel is our most vital development this year 1626 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:51,660 being the 21st century most sought after 1627 01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:53,452 hottest looking 1628 01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,619 best feng shui master 1629 01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:00,538 I was inspired by one of those guggenheim museum 1630 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:02,911 New York's Eiffel Tower 1631 01:25:02,917 --> 01:25:05,203 last but not least 1632 01:25:05,208 --> 01:25:06,869 Paris' statue of Liberty 1633 01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:12,202 bringing modern architecture and feng shui together 1634 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,911 also - how long will this be? 1635 01:25:14,917 --> 01:25:15,952 Ok 1636 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,080 Without further ado 1637 01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:19,495 let's unveil my latest work 1638 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,785 So ugly 1639 01:25:26,792 --> 01:25:28,748 so lame - empowering, right? 1640 01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:31,702 Are you not entertained? 1641 01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:33,285 Give me a round of applause 1642 01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:37,583 thank you 1643 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,208 thank you 1644 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:43,287 I took inspiration from the maneki-neko 1645 01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:45,578 maneki-neko, it's a cat 1646 01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:47,118 that beckons money 1647 01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:49,285 look at the hand 1648 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:52,453 swinging back and forth 1649 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:53,994 look how it's moving 1650 01:25:54,125 --> 01:25:56,491 it is waving at our customer 1651 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,785 isn't it the cutest? 1652 01:25:58,083 --> 01:25:59,163 Please take a look here 1653 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,870 why is there steam coming out of the nose? 1654 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:05,365 It's because 1655 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:08,242 that is where the sauna is 1656 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,410 at the same time 1657 01:26:09,583 --> 01:26:11,744 you can get a happy ending massage 1658 01:26:12,792 --> 01:26:14,578 multi-tasking 1659 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,535 a happy ending 1660 01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:18,328 human technology 1661 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:20,865 after all of this 1662 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,833 the group has promised for the next five years 1663 01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:28,289 to reclaim land and destroy the island's ecosystem 1664 01:26:28,292 --> 01:26:29,292 nope 1665 01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:30,914 increase the land size 1666 01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:36,121 on beckoning dog, ox, rooster 1667 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:39,034 the complete Chinese zodiac 1668 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:41,741 I'm sure it'll be a popular destination 1669 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,536 - is cat in the zodiac? - Thank you 1670 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,080 it's time 1671 01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:48,871 let's the chairman Mr. Hong to begin... 1672 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:51,457 - The ground-breaking ceremony - Be careful 1673 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:54,750 ready 1674 01:26:55,250 --> 01:26:57,662 one, two 1675 01:26:58,042 --> 01:26:59,157 stop 1676 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:03,116 a huge amount of toxic minerals are under this land 1677 01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:04,618 if construction begins 1678 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,957 both the chairman and vice chairman 1679 01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:09,415 will be charged with eco-vandalism 1680 01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:10,906 bullshit 1681 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,914 you can either shut up or leave 1682 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:13,989 ok, you leave 1683 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:14,955 in my hand 1684 01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:17,574 is the ecological report 1685 01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:19,206 it says this piece of land 1686 01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:22,572 contains a massive amount of nickel and sulphur 1687 01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,831 if these two elements mix together 1688 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:27,791 it'll become a massive piece of magnet 1689 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:33,333 rubbish 1690 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,290 I'll put my head on the line 1691 01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:39,575 there's no massive magnet under this piece of land 1692 01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:45,792 I told you 1693 01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:47,455 damn you 1694 01:27:47,458 --> 01:27:49,699 then why did it not show up on our report? 1695 01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:52,199 Someone high up must be covering this up 1696 01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:53,789 don't listen to him 1697 01:27:53,958 --> 01:27:55,869 I have no reason to cover up for him 1698 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:58,207 I just learned the "speed bump" 1699 01:28:11,417 --> 01:28:13,203 This is the best reason 1700 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,000 pei pei 1701 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,202 how did you get this? 1702 01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:22,489 These only cost a few dollars on ebay 1703 01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:24,331 - how's the speed bump? - It's so bumpy 1704 01:28:26,917 --> 01:28:28,953 I'll be on the front page 1705 01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,073 going to Hollywood 1706 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,448 Jack, call the cops 1707 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:34,500 alright 1708 01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:38,372 what are you laughing at? 1709 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:39,581 I'm happy 1710 01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:42,996 because your tablet is leaving 1711 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,410 my tablet? 1712 01:28:44,417 --> 01:28:45,452 Flat chested ho pei pei 1713 01:28:48,375 --> 01:28:50,582 international airport 1714 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:53,744 fried eggs - crazy 1715 01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:55,748 the great plains 1716 01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:58,708 itty bitty titty leader 1717 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:02,162 table cloth on the table 1718 01:29:09,542 --> 01:29:10,542 Pei pei 1719 01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:16,660 Wait up 1720 01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:21,365 why did you leave? 1721 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:24,323 Why would I stay? 1722 01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:27,375 Thank you 1723 01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:29,958 what for? 1724 01:29:31,208 --> 01:29:32,573 Thank you for your encouragement 1725 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:37,910 I missed you 1726 01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,077 and I thought about what you said 1727 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:42,042 you're right 1728 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,581 the most important thing 1729 01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:46,286 is to live in the present 1730 01:29:47,542 --> 01:29:48,907 true happiness 1731 01:29:49,792 --> 01:29:51,407 doesn't come from knowing the future 1732 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:53,414 but with your loved one 1733 01:29:54,292 --> 01:29:55,907 to create a future 1734 01:29:56,917 --> 01:29:58,532 can you make it simpler? 1735 01:29:58,542 --> 01:30:00,783 I don't get what you're saying 1736 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:03,287 I did, but... 1737 01:30:03,542 --> 01:30:04,827 You didn't reply 1738 01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:22,417 What's that? 1739 01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:23,458 That's... 1740 01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:24,958 What? 1741 01:30:26,042 --> 01:30:27,157 I'm shy 1742 01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,864 but you said, our pillars is a mismatch 1743 01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:37,991 you'd be jinxed, if I stay by your side 1744 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:39,865 it is because of the mismatch 1745 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,207 that we were together 1746 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,991 maybe that's what make us a perfect match 1747 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:47,365 I don't care what the future holds 1748 01:30:48,292 --> 01:30:49,372 I want you 1749 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:51,830 with you, we'll be fine 1750 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:04,785 Wait... 1751 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:08,492 You also said we comes from different planets 1752 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,866 that's a good thing 1753 01:31:12,208 --> 01:31:13,072 why? 1754 01:31:13,167 --> 01:31:15,749 Then we won't be interbreeding 1755 01:31:18,167 --> 01:31:19,498 do you have no shame? 1756 01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,368 Who wants to breed with you? 1757 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,000 Hey! 1758 01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:02,700 Hello, I'm here after the story of fraudster ray 1759 01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:05,415 no... I mean master Ray's big day 1760 01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:08,489 look at this cake, it looks so adorable 1761 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:11,207 but where are the bride and groom? 1762 01:32:17,292 --> 01:32:19,078 What do you say we should do? 1763 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:20,448 What can we do? 1764 01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:22,369 Can't you foresee everything? 1765 01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:23,952 Are you blaming me? 1766 01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:27,496 We were going to tell them we're getting married 1767 01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,239 yeah 1768 01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:31,073 how come they came out with it first? 1769 01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:33,115 Why didn't you stop them, smart-arse? 1770 01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:34,240 I tried 1771 01:32:34,250 --> 01:32:35,160 but when I started 1772 01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:37,032 you interrupted with congratulations 1773 01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:38,452 my mind just blanked 1774 01:32:38,458 --> 01:32:40,073 now they get married, 1775 01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:41,664 I suddenly become your little brother 1776 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,366 little brother? I'm the younger one 1777 01:32:46,542 --> 01:32:49,124 just look at how well I keep my skin 1778 01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,161 people would find it hard to believe I'm older 1779 01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:53,499 whatever now, we're still a couple of mismatch 1780 01:32:54,542 --> 01:32:55,873 I don't want that 1781 01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,582 is there any reason why they shouldn't be married? 1782 01:32:58,583 --> 01:33:00,915 Speak now or forever hold their peace 1783 01:33:00,917 --> 01:33:02,453 we object 1784 01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,910 please hurry up 1785 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,809 looks like they've got something to say 1786 01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:10,245 ignore them, they are crazy 1787 01:33:10,917 --> 01:33:12,782 the ring, put it on 1788 01:33:13,792 --> 01:33:15,248 the ring is on, carry on 1789 01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:18,617 I pronounce you man and wife 1790 01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,033 the groom may kiss the bride 1791 01:33:26,292 --> 01:33:27,657 I want that too 1792 01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:29,706 I want to get married 1793 01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:31,448 blond lady, can you please respect yourself? 1794 01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:32,072 Don't be shy 1795 01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:33,744 enough is enough, I've had it 1796 01:33:33,750 --> 01:33:35,661 you two have had your fun tying the knot 1797 01:33:35,667 --> 01:33:36,998 it should be our turn 1798 01:33:37,625 --> 01:33:40,116 you two get a divorce, it's our turn 1799 01:33:40,292 --> 01:33:43,079 and mom, I need to borrow your ring 1800 01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:45,244 borrow? I bought that, give it back 1801 01:33:45,250 --> 01:33:46,490 you think I'm crazy? 1802 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:47,364 Stay right there 1803 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,455 I'm coming to get it 1804 01:33:48,875 --> 01:33:51,082 you stay right there 1805 01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:52,869 come here, right now 1806 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,287 come on, move - move 1807 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:57,369 stop running! 1808 01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:01,367 We've just witness a winter romance 1809 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:05,368 who will get their hands on that five carat ring? 1810 01:34:05,667 --> 01:34:07,282 We'll tell you after the break 1811 01:34:07,292 --> 01:34:10,499 this show is sponsored by master ray 1812 01:34:10,667 --> 01:34:12,658 see you later, good bye! 1813 01:34:14,625 --> 01:34:15,831 Having hotpot again? 1814 01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:19,655 Again? The last time we had hotpot was on Monday 1815 01:34:19,667 --> 01:34:21,248 but it's only Wednesday 1816 01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:22,706 what's wrong with that? 1817 01:34:22,708 --> 01:34:24,414 Then why did you ask me to choose? 1818 01:34:24,667 --> 01:34:26,953 Because I want to see 1819 01:34:26,958 --> 01:34:28,619 if you can guess what I want for dinner 1820 01:34:30,042 --> 01:34:33,330 the usual way, winner decides 1821 01:34:37,292 --> 01:34:38,292 come on 1822 01:34:38,583 --> 01:34:39,698 get me... 1823 01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:48,073 Hey, are you alright? 1824 01:34:50,583 --> 01:34:53,074 I've won, hotpot again! 1825 01:34:54,125 --> 01:34:57,242 I think lovers or married couples 1826 01:34:57,250 --> 01:34:59,616 can benefit from practising taekwondo together 1827 01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:02,162 you can fight it out over arguments 1828 01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,994 it can help improve your relationship 1829 01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,994 am I right, honey? 1830 01:35:06,042 --> 01:35:08,249 You've won. Of course you're right 1831 01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:10,832 but can we not eat super spicy hotpot? 1832 01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:12,243 Of course 1833 01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:14,411 let the next winner decides 1834 01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:15,417 let me off 1835 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:19,788 you're the feng shui master, can you guess where I'll hit? 1836 01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:24,077 Wrong 1837 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:32,867 I've told you so many times, I'm all about my handsomeness 1838 01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:34,333 so am I 1839 01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:40,120 sorry... 1840 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,914 From this day forward 1841 01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:05,036 I'm jinxed 1842 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:09,661 from this day forward 1843 01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:24,743 Good reaction, cut 1844 01:36:26,750 --> 01:36:27,750 piss off! 1845 01:36:28,125 --> 01:36:29,125 Cut 1846 01:36:31,833 --> 01:36:33,073 5 carats? 1847 01:36:33,792 --> 01:36:34,792 Are... 1848 01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:42,199 Hello, I'm Tina 1849 01:36:42,625 --> 01:36:44,456 my friend chen 1850 01:36:46,958 --> 01:36:49,415 hello, I'm Tina 1851 01:36:49,750 --> 01:36:51,581 my friend chen asked me 1852 01:36:55,542 --> 01:36:57,407 hello, I'm... 1853 01:37:01,167 --> 01:37:02,167 Hello 1854 01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:06,875 sorry, sorry 114152

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