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India, a country bursting with
colour and vitality.
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India has made me feel so alive.
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With warm weather all year round...
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Hiya. ..and a low cost of living...
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20. 30.
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..could this be the perfect place
to retire?
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As they say, the years fell away.
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LAUGHTER
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Wow, this is superb.
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Makes you need to go for a pee.
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Inspired by the blockbuster film...
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I've lost my stirrups.
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..nine famous faces are spending
a month in Udaipur.
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Oh, lovely.
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India's magical city of lakes...
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I'm so out of my comfort zone.
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..to see if they could spend their
golden years here.
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The problem with getting older,
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we all start getting highly
competitive.
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About what's wrong with us.
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It's too hard.
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But will the challenges of India
prove a step too far?
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Gee-whiz. Oh, that is putrid.
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This will be a nightmare, going
shopping.
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You'll be a wreck when you go home.
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Oh, dearie me.
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Where are we going, anyway?
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Or could this incredible country be
somewhere new to call home?
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India is chaos.
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Which is vibrancy, which is
possibility, which is life.
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It's a cool autumn morning
at Heathrow Airport.
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Arriving to meet her fellow
travellers is 66-year-old
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TV presenter and journalist
Selina Scott.
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I think I'm the first one here.
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I think I can see someone I know.
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Good morning. Hello, Bob.
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Also on this journey is 69-year-old
Grand National winner Bob Champion.
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I think it must be 20 years or more.
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A long time. It is.
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You are looking very good.
Not as good as you.
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It's nice to see you.
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I'm not going to India to sit on a
beach for a couple of weeks,
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I'm going there to see how I could
retire over there.
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I think it's one of the biggest
adventures I've ever done.
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Next to arrive is 74-year-old
comedian Syd Little.
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Hello. Good morning.
All the best, how are you?
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I'm looking forward to it.
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It's taken me a long time to
get organised.
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I've been married to my wife for 42
years,
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I think it's the longest we've been
away from each other.
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I've never even tried Indian food
in my life.
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A good Yorkshire boy, no curries.
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Joining them on this Indian
adventure...
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Hello. Hi. Hello.
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..is 67-year-old film and television
actress Susan George.
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Lovely to see you.
Magical Mystery Tour.
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This is all very much out of my
comfort zone.
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There's no question of that.
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This is uncharted waters for me.
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You know, life is opportunity.
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Whatever life throws at me I will
take it and grab it with both hands.
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Hello, Bob. Nice to see you.
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And ex-EastEnders actor, 78-year-old
Peter Dean.
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Hello, all. Hello.
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All right? Lovely to see everybody.
Can you manage that? There you go.
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I'll team up with you.
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Well, I've always wanted to go to
India because as I've got older you
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become more spiritual.
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When I was young people retired to
Margate or Bournemouth.
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Adding to the party is married
couple
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and Krankies double act Ian and
Jeanette Tough. How are you?
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Long time no see.
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Little and Little.
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I'm rather looking forward to moving
in with other people because
Jeanette
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and I have never really been apart,
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so it'll be nice to have other
people to talk to.
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And 70-year-old stage and screen
actress Stephanie Beacham.
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I always thought when I was 70
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I would be like so ahead of the
curve,
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I'm not. I'm just normal. I'm 70.
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My knees sometimes hurt.
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Obviously I hate what I look like.
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I mean, it's really tiresome to
admit.
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Here is another one who looks like
a Marigold.
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Finally, 77-year-old writer and
former politician Stanley Johnson.
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Well, well, well.
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I'm Stanley. Hi, Stanley.
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Hello. We met in a pub.
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We've met in a pub.
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My thoughts of retirement.
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It's a bit like a railway train.
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I want to hit the buffers at full
speed.
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Hello, Stanley.
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Nice to see you. You too.
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I'm looking at the '80s and '90s
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as being as full of adventure
as the last six decades have been.
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Are we all here?
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They are travelling over 4,000
miles to Udaipur
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in the northern state of Rajasthan.
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Also known as the city of lakes.
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The cost of living here is cheap
for Westerners
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and the climate is tropical,
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with hot weather for most of the
year.
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There we are.
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They are being met by Karim,
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who will be their driver for the
duration of the stay.
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Welcome to the city of lakes.
Karim here.
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Thank you. Lovely weather you've got
here.
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Hello.
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Right. It looks completely different
than I anticipated.
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Where's the black cab?
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Stanley, there is room here. No, no,
no.
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You go in there. No, you want to
go with Ian. It's all right.
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I'm not bothered. It doesn't matter,
I see enough of him.
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Here, take me coat.
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See? "Take me coat".
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What a performance.
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So we are ready to leave for Udaipur
city.
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Looking forward to it. How far is
it?
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It will take about 45 minutes.
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45 minutes. Yes, and it depends on
the traffic.
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It looks just like the M6.
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Look at this lot here. Unbelievable.
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Oh, look, there is a cow
in the middle of the road.
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If you killed a holy cow on the
road, would you be sent to jail?
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Yes.
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Yes. Seven years.
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Seven years for killing the cows.
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Seven years for killing a cow.
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What if it is the cow's fault?
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There's no such thing as health
and safety here, is there?
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You're telling me. I mean,
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you see it on the movies but you
think a lot of it is fictional.
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But it's not, is it? It's fact.
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Well, it's a bit grubby, isn't it?
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For the next four weeks,
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home will be in the heart of the
city on the banks of Lake Pichola,
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one of the largest of Udaipur's five
lakes.
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They will be living alongside the
have a million locals to establish
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whether this could be the ultimate
place to retire.
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This is the bypass circle
of Udaipur city.
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And now we are entering the city.
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We are in the city now, are we?
Entering the city.
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You don't know where to look next,
do you?
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And wherever you look there's an...
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It is all so amazing.
There's so much going on.
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It's like life happening all the
time.
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It's vibrant, that's the main thing,
isn't it?
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The people are coming.
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Who is coming? They're taking
Ganesha.
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Oh, cool. Oh, that's cool.
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I think we've got a problem, though.
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Before reaching their new home,
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the group get an early taste
of Indian culture.
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It's different.
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The Ganesh festival is a public
celebration
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where Hindus come together to
honour the birthday
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of the elephant-headed god,
Lord Ganesh.
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Somebody's birthday. He's going.
Oh, he's going.
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GUNSHOT
Straight away.
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Seen as the god of prosperity,
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idols are worshipped and paraded
throughout the streets.
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When you go abroad, you've got to
go out and embrace the life,
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the way of life that they live.
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And in India, that is what
I'm hoping for, yeah.
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To go and sort of find out
the real India.
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Yeah, the real people.
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The thought of India brings colour,
excitement, and energy.
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There's lots that is appealing about
going to a place
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that has all this opportunity to
be and do whatever you want.
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It's just going to be brilliant
encounters, that's what I imagine.
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And that was just one of them.
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I think if we're open to the
encounters, we're going to have a
blast.
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Now, less than a mile away
from their new home,
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the senior citizens are travelling
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through the gates of Udaipur's
walled city,
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into the heart of the old town.
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This is what I like. This is real
life to me.
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This is like the old markets years
ago, isn't it?
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Everything going on.
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Oh, look, there it is.
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Amet Haveli. I bet that's the one.
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For the next month, the group are
taking over a haveli,
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a traditional Indian town house
built around a courtyard.
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Oh, my goodness me.
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This ancestral home is owned
by Mr Prabhu Prakash Singh
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and his wife Rani,
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and shared by three generations of
their extended family.
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Hello. How are you?
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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Pleased to meet you. Nice to meet
you.
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Welcome. Good luck. Thank you so
much.
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I am prepared to throw myself into
most things in life and I think the
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Indian experience will be
interesting.
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I think when you've never been
somewhere, you don't know what to
expect.
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Is this... Who is this? My uncle,
I grew up with him. Did you?
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Running the haveli is Mr Singh's
niece, Swati...
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Selina. Hello.
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Pleased to meet you. ..and grandson
and heir, Jay.
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So we have the tea and everything
ready there.
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You just be comfortable.
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THEY SIGH
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Tea is all right but it's different.
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It might be the milk.
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You like green tea now anyway.
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It's just a phase I went through.
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Oh, that's a good cup of tea.
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That's a good cup of tea. It is a
good cup of tea, isn't it?
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So we'll show you all your rooms.
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Three rooms, we'll show you.
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And then you can decide if you like.
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We'll start fighting like cats.
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I think you should just give us our
rooms.
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I'm OK with a group of people but
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I've never been with a group of
people
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for a full month, usually four days
is my limit.
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I'm a maharani, am I?
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Oh, isn't that beautiful?
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It's like Venice.
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I guess I have a solitary nature.
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And I know that I love my own
company.
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So that's going to be a bit of a
challenge.
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Well, you couldn't have given me a
more beautiful room.
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Thank you. I'm glad you like the
room.
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Because you have to spend a lot of
time with us here.
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I'll need a ladder to get up.
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Can you get up? Take a run at it.
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Oh, you made it. Ta-da! You've burst
your flowers.
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When we came from the airport
I thought, "I hope..."
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But then you just come in here and
it's just stunning.
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Oh, beautiful.
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Oh, it's just gorgeous.
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Thank you. What a beautiful house
you live in.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's fantastic, that.
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Let me feel the pillows.
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Oh, oh, yes.
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There's only one thing missing and
that's the missus.
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Oh, bless her.
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Hello.
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Right, this is...
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Oh, golly.
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I've just got to think about this.
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Be in a calmer frame of mind.
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Let's just try it this way.
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I think my job insofar as I have a
job, I guess, is to be cheerful.
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You know, that's the number one.
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Isn't that the number one rule in
life?
250
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In fact, I may be wrong,
but I'm sure rule number one
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of the Scouting Manual was,
252
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"A scout smiles and whistles under
all difficulties."
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We're getting terribly close.
254
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Oh, look at that!
255
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18, 8.
256
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Which is actually my birthday.
257
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Right.
258
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For the next month,
259
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the group will have to learn to live
together
260
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as they become accustomed to
the Indian way of life.
261
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Isn't this pretty?
262
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What a lovely day.
263
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For some, getting used to the daily
curries is just the start.
264
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Oh, heaven. I'll have everything.
265
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Is it chicken?
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That'll do, thank you.
267
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So, Bob, first curry?
268
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A little bit strange but very, very
tasty.
269
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What's strange, the curry or the
first time?
270
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Strange the first time.
271
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To be honest, I don't know why I've
never tried Indian food.
272
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You know, I've heard how spicy it
is and I'm thinking
273
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maybe I've been frightened to.
274
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What a place to have your very first
curry. In India.
275
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Well, I'm having it in the right
place, aren't I? You surely are.
276
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I don't know, but something in
there blew my tongue off.
277
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LAUGHTER
278
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I'll tell you, when we first came
here I must admit
279
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I thought there's no way I could
retire here.
280
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Then I get here and see a different
world.
281
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I'll think about it.
282
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,280
Can I just say that I would like to
know how
283
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we might be able to fit into
this society here.
284
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Yes. I think it's important to find
out.
285
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And also, I'm single, I don't know
about anybody else, so if
286
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I teamed up with an Indian lady, you
know.
287
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You looking? I'm looking.
288
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No, I'm just wondering. I mean, how
would people accept it?
289
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Someone who landed Peter would be
making a real coup. I don't know
about that.
290
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This is completely true.
291
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This is not blind Indian date.
292
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Just a minute. Yes.
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Living in the historic Amet Haveli
on the banks of Lake Pichola,
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the group have a month to decide
295
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whether India is a place they could
call home.
296
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It'd be a wonderful place to wake up
to every morning, wouldn't it?
297
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Look at those buildings.
298
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Spectacular.
299
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If you tell me when you want
something,
300
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what you want, and then I'll get it
out because I don't want you
going...
301
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Yes, mummy.
302
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You would think I was 12.
303
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You're no' very tidy.
304
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With its five famous lakes and
bountiful gardens,
305
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rising at dawn to keep fit is an
essential part
306
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of everyday life for the
residents of Udaipur.
307
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Good morning. Good morning.
308
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Morning. Morning. Keen to embrace
the way Indians live,
309
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Stanley is heading 15 minutes north
of the haveli to Lake Fateh Sagar.
310
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OK. How are you today? Very well,
thank you.
311
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I'm going to have an early-morning
swim, I'm looking forward to that.
312
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,960
It's always a good idea to have
an early-morning swim.
313
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If the opportunity presents itself,
and indeed it has.
314
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But I certainly wouldn't imagine
retiring
315
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without being within striking
distance
316
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of water of one kind or another.
317
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,240
Stan's not going to swim in there,
is he?
318
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,160
I would certainly close my mouth
if I was swimming in there.
319
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You would not get me in there.
320
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Fantastic.
321
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,080
Wow.
322
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,360
Hey, hey, hey. Look at this.
323
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It is clean water and mountain
views,
324
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,600
for the locals it's a popular spot
to start the day.
325
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What a lovely place this is and nice
to think
326
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the average Udaipur commuter
can pop in here
327
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before he heads off to the office.
328
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,920
Say when. Go, go. OK.
329
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I plunge in, I splash around,
I like it,
330
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because it's a way of taking
exercise
331
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without having to serve an overarm
at tennis.
332
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I don't feel any particular signs
of ageing.
333
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,280
Someone said to me the other day,
you know, "Can you do a handstand?"
334
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I said, "Of course I can do a
handstand", and I did a handstand.
335
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,800
It was a perfect handstand. The only
thing was all the money fell out of
336
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my pocket onto the floor.
337
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It's a great place to come, isn't
it?
338
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,920
Do you come here every morning?
339
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,760
Not every morning, no.
340
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,800
Yes.
341
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,720
Can I help you? I'm fine, thank
you very much. You are fine, OK.
342
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,760
Well done, very nice to see you,
sir.
343
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,560
OK, sir. Thank you for your help.
Have a good day. Bye-bye.
344
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Back at the haveli...
345
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,600
Namaste.
346
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,920
..the rest of the group are
preparing for their morning
exercise.
347
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Nice temperature this morning,
isn't it?
348
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Welcome to India.
349
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A short walk from their new home
on the banks of Lake Pichola,
350
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,240
they're meeting local yoga teacher,
Paveen.
351
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Please come. You can watch me
easily.
352
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,840
Yoga is all about the health of
mind, body and soul.
353
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You remove all the medical
conditions, you increase your
performance,
354
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you increase your flexibility,
355
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and for this strengthening purpose
we start
356
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yoga with the yoga warm up.
357
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A little smile on your face, not too
much.
358
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,400
Little, little. Inhale up...
359
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This ancient Indian custom is
already a familiar pastime for
360
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,240
some of the group.
361
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,320
When you smile it releases the good
hormones,
362
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,080
relieves the stress, relieves the
pain.
363
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,760
I love yoga.
364
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,200
Exhale.
365
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,360
I love meditation, and to be
encouraged
366
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to do daily meditation and yoga can
only be just bliss.
367
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,680
Inhale.
368
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:54,280
You make better decisions after
you've done an hour and a half of
yoga.
369
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,120
Inhale.
370
00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:00,000
I started yoga about 30 years ago.
371
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The route to yoga for me was
exercise that I enjoyed.
372
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,520
It definitely didn't come into my
life by way of umm-ing
373
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:11,120
and omm-ing and all that.
374
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,680
You any further than me?
375
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,080
I think that's it. Slowly come back.
376
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,560
Relax. I thought you would just come
here and lay there and pray or do
377
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,640
something more... God, it was hard
work.
378
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,560
If you can, you touch your head on
the floor.
379
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,720
I've got quite a few injuries and
the majority of the time jockeys
380
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,640
are in aches and pains, actually.
381
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,160
Relax. Relax.
382
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,080
I like that word.
383
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,680
In my era, a couple of brandies
would take away the pain,
384
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,320
well, used to help, anyway.
385
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,480
Thank you.
386
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,920
My father-in-law said old age sucks.
387
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,200
And he's right. Might be right
there, too.
388
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,280
Thank you.
389
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,960
Right, hands up all those who would
do that again?
390
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,640
Me. Me. Would you?
391
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,360
Yeah, I would do it, yeah.
392
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,160
Us three are not sure, are we?
393
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,440
I wouldn't mind doing it again if it
was toned down a little bit to begin
394
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,720
with. The older you get you can't
move.
395
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,480
If I started early in my life.
396
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,200
It is not a sport, you haven't got
to win.
397
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,160
We were not trying to win.
398
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,640
Just trying to do it.
399
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,080
If the group are to consider a
life in India...
400
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,680
Namaste. Namaste. Are we going that
way?
401
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,600
..they'll need to discover what the
local neighbourhood has to offer.
402
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,560
That's good wiring, isn't it?
403
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:53,440
Just look at it. No wonder we can't
get a signal on our phones.
404
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,680
Is there any rules what side we walk
on?
405
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,520
No, there's no rules what side they
drive on.
406
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,480
Stanley and The Krankies are in need
of a few home comforts.
407
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,360
We're looking for a whisky shop.
408
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,880
I think we passed one when we came
in in the taxi.
409
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,080
Yes. What was it called? Was it not
just called The Wine Shop?
410
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,640
English Wine Shop. English wine
shop, well, that would be absolutely
fine.
411
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,040
Drinking alcohol is not common
practice in India,
412
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,480
which means a trip to
413
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,360
the edge of the old town.
414
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,680
They're doing their washing in
there.
415
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,240
Jeanette. What? They're doing their
washing.
416
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,200
I know, I saw her.
417
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,520
Unlike first-timers The Krankies,
418
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,240
Stanley is a seasoned traveller to
India.
419
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,160
Stan? Would you swim in there?
I'm not going to swim here, no.
420
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,680
They're not careful what they put
in that lake.
421
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,960
I'll tell you something, being here
is terrific.
422
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:51,720
It brought me back in no uncertain
terms to, you know,
423
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:56,240
the India I have known over what is
now more than 40 years.
424
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,800
So, yes, great to be back.
425
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,160
You're never going to get the
hygiene
426
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,480
as long as the religion allows this.
427
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,800
The one thing that may upset
not...maybe me...
428
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,640
but might upset Jeannette more
than me would be the poverty.
429
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,560
I am expecting quite a backward
country.
430
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,920
That's a bad word to say, backward,
it's not their fault.
431
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,880
But pretty basic.
432
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,080
The donkey carrying all those
bricks.
433
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,160
Does that upset you?
434
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,560
Well, it's a very, very, very busy
town.
435
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:37,560
The noise of the traffic, you know,
the horns peeping all the time.
436
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,840
Is that the wine shop we passed?
No, no, it's not. It's another one.
437
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,920
Oh, my goodness. Traffic coming.
438
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:47,280
If I was living anywhere here it
would have to be out of town.
439
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,000
I don't think... I couldn't live
within the hubbub of that.
440
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,200
We're too westernised for that,
really, I think.
441
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,120
Hello. Hello, very well. Here we go.
442
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,080
I want some red wine.
443
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,560
If you're going to retire here, Ian.
444
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,280
You're going to have to suss out
this wine... That's a Shiraz.
445
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,480
What do you have in terms of whisky?
446
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520
This is Indian whisky, is that
right?
447
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,200
720. 720. I'm going to have the
Indian blue,
448
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,280
called something-something
blue. There will be a better one.
449
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,920
2,100. 25 quid.
450
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,400
Coming every day? Every day, yes.
451
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,760
Do you deliver? Yes, yes, deliver.
452
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,960
There you go. Home delivery.
453
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,920
Thank you. Quite dear. Yeah, I
thought quite dear.
454
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,160
Well, you can't get a bottle of wine
for �8 in England now.
455
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,720
You can if you go to Lidl and Aldi.
456
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,560
�4.50 these days.
457
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,360
Not Westminster wine shop.
458
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,000
Oh, that was frightening. It was an
eye-opener.
459
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,360
Jeannette went from crying to
laughing, to being terrified.
460
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,520
There were a load of donkeys passed.
I was in the middle and the traffic
came in,
461
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,720
and I was in the middle and these
donkeys were...
462
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,800
She was in the middle of them like
that, terrified.
463
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,440
It was terrifying. It's when you
come through these gates it's so
different, isn't it?
464
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,520
It's another world, isn't it? It is
just another world.
465
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:19,640
Back at the haveli, it's lunchtime,
and for the senior citizens,
466
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,920
another curry. Thank you.
467
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,360
That's fine.
468
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,600
Now, what's the difference between a
maharajah and a maharana?
469
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,120
Maharajah, and maharana, it's the
same thing,
470
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,680
it's just the regions call it by a
different name.
471
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,280
But I want to know where he's
the maharana of?
472
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,120
Over there in that paddock. I know.
473
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,080
LAUGHTER
I'm going to slap you.
474
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,880
And you've managed to put up with
him for how long?
475
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,040
53 years. 53 years.
476
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,880
I met her in a theatre.
477
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,280
Was it twinkle at first sight?
478
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,560
No. She fancied my brother first.
479
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,080
I don't blame her, I haven't seen
your brother but it has to be
better.
480
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,160
It's fun, it reminds
me of, you know,
481
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,800
going back to school, first term at
school,
482
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,760
with a lot of new boys and girls.
483
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,960
Not that we had any new girls when I
went to school.
484
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,320
You don't know, you get to know
them.
485
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,920
The basic principles are the same.
486
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,040
Rub along with humour and interest.
487
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,760
Have you got a dog?
488
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,800
I haven't got a dog now, because
I've been away so much, you know.
489
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,000
Oh, don't.
490
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
My poor doggies are endlessly in
doggy prison.
491
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,160
What have you missed while you've
been here?
492
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,680
I could do with change from curry.
493
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,520
See, I like calf's liver and veal
and things like that.
494
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,440
Oh. I don't think you'll get that
here, will you? No, I won't.
495
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,760
You know, meat and two veg.
496
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,240
That's how I've been brought up.
497
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,200
Cauliflower, broccoli.
498
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,040
Roasted in the oven. Roast potatoes.
499
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,640
Everything. And mint sauce.
500
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,080
Oh, yes.
501
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Bob, bless him. It's the first time
he's ever had a curry here.
502
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,640
He sort of puts on a brave face and
says,
503
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,160
"Oh, you know, it was nice, it was
nice."
504
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:13,080
But I don't know if he'll go home
and say the same thing, you know.
505
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,360
It would be lovely if we could get
something like
506
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:21,280
a potato and some fish and make
fish, chips and mushy peas.
507
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,280
I think he would love that.
508
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,360
I've got no money.
I've got some here.
509
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,640
Have you? Yes, yes.
510
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,960
With Bob yearning for a taste of
home,
511
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,880
keen cooks Ian and Syd have decided
to prepare dinner for the group.
512
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,080
Venturing further afield to the
outskirts of the old town,
513
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,480
they're off to Dal Mandi market.
514
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,560
Hello. I've not seen many...
515
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,880
Not seen many spicy...
516
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,640
..not seen many veggie things, have
you?
517
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,440
One of the biggest food bazaars
in Udaipur,
518
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,480
within yards you can buy spices,
519
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,080
vegetables and meat, at a fraction
of the cost of the UK.
520
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,240
I love cabbage. I love cabbage.
521
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,960
Cabbage and... I love cabbage.
522
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,160
Cabbage and cauliflower.
523
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,200
This looks like a market, Bob.
524
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,680
Bob doesn't care, he just went.
525
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,720
He is a jockey, isn't he?
526
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:29,560
To buy fresh produce at the cheapest
price you need to barter like a
local.
527
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,680
Who's going to try and find
out how much they cost?
528
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,720
That's a good cabbage. Bob is the
cashier.
529
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,080
20, not 60, 20.
530
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,920
No, 50. 30.
531
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,800
How much for a cauliflower?
532
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,280
120. 130?
533
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,600
That's dearer than England.
534
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,080
60p for a cabbage.
535
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,920
Potatoes over there,
let's try the potatoes.
536
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,200
Ten rupees, one kilo.
537
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,480
One kilo, ten rupees.
538
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,960
That's cheap. That's good.
539
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,040
That's more like it.
540
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,920
Thank you very much. Thank you.
541
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,680
Come on, lads.
542
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,920
Jesus.
543
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,400
Watch it, Bob.
544
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,280
With vegetables bought, next stop -
the local butchers.
545
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:19,120
That's mutton. Legs. Only legs like
this.
546
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,800
Have you got anything that's got
meat on it.
547
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,280
It's got the tail and its testicles
and everything.
548
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,280
I'm not eating one of them. Look at
its little tail.
549
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,760
Oh, it's frozen, yeah.
550
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,720
No breast.
551
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,560
We don't like...
552
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,840
Lamb chop. Meat.
553
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,880
He'll produce a chicken now.
554
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,360
Well, we could have a chicken.
555
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,280
I don't want to look, I don't want
to look.
556
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,400
I'm not going to look.
It used to have a head.
557
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,440
Oh, dear. We'll have to have that,
now.
558
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,080
We'll just have one. It is still
alive, it's twitching.
559
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,440
It's only energy, it's dead.
560
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,040
Oh, there you go. That's better,
that's better.
561
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,880
That was alive. What do you
think, two of them?
562
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,920
Oh, no.
563
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,840
Oh, no. Here we go again.
564
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,440
I can have a bit of chicken. You're
looking forward to that. I am.
565
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,320
Do you think because they're so
fresh they'll taste better?
566
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,200
Yes. Will they?
600. 600 rupees.
567
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,880
600 rupees.
568
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,120
Yes, that's not bad.
569
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,040
That's not bad. That's really cheap.
570
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,240
For less than �10 Ian and Syd will
be able to feed everyone roast
571
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,640
chicken and all the trimmings.
572
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,640
Hey, whose idea was that?
573
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,080
Well, that was an experience and a
the half that was. I mean,
574
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,040
have I gone green? It's really...
575
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,000
Oh, I'm so... I've never seen that
before
576
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,800
and I don't think I want to see it
again.
577
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,400
THEY CLUCK LIKE CHICKENS
578
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,480
Well, we were looking for lamb.
579
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,720
But we bought two chickens, but they
were alive.
580
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,120
Oh, don't tell me.
581
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,800
I can't.
582
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,040
Where are they now, then?
In this bag.
583
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,080
But it will be lovely, it will be
lovely.
584
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,480
It will be fresh. You'll just have
to forget what you saw.
585
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,920
Oh, Syd.
I don't think I'll ever forget that.
586
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,560
I think that's awful.
587
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,640
How can I eat...
588
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,920
I don't think I can. We could go
into detail, but we won't.
589
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,720
I don't want you to go into detail.
590
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,920
I mean, I know that they've got to
kill chickens
591
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,960
and I suppose they must've had
a good life.
592
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,000
They weren't the prettiest...
Oh, no.
593
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,000
What do you think? I think we should
put them on soon and get going.
594
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,200
I should start peeling, yes.
595
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,840
With a roast dinner to prep
for the group,
596
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,800
Ian and Syd head to the kitchen.
597
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,360
Syd and I have known each other for
years. Casually known each other.
598
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,120
We've done the odd show together,
done tours together.
599
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,640
This is giving me a chance to really
gel with him.
600
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,800
Is that salt? Yes, that's salt.
601
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,960
You put it all on the floor.
602
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,280
That's another thing you forget,
603
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,200
especially when you're getting
older.
604
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,600
That maybe you let a friend go by,
and then don't see him enough,
605
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,520
then when you re-meet like this you
think to yourself,
606
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,240
"Why did I not keep in touch because
this is great fun?
607
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,720
"We really get on well."
608
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,560
Right, Syd. Stock.
609
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,040
Chicken stock. Yes.
610
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,320
This is the chicken stock.
611
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,160
I like it thin, me, don't you?
Thin-ish. Oh, yes.
612
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,880
But a bit of body, though.
613
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,520
Tell me what you think.
It's not hot, that's why.
614
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,760
I think it needs a bit of salt,
don't you?
615
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,840
Talk of a northerner, you see.
616
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,280
This is beautiful. Taste it now.
617
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,440
That's it. The salt did it, the salt
did it. Is it OK? Yes.
618
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,760
So this is a curry you've made?
619
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,560
No. We've done a roast dinner.
620
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,160
Fantastic. How lovely is that?
621
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,400
The chickens were alive.
622
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,200
No, why are you... Don't tell them.
623
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,200
What we've got tonight, we've
got fresh roast chicken,
624
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,800
you can have a leg or you can have
breast.
625
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:15,080
And roast potatoes and chicken
gravy, handmade by me.
626
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,880
Hey, those potatoes look amazing.
627
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,400
That'll be fine. Nice, aren't they?
628
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,280
Potatoes. Lovely.
629
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,520
You're the man. They must have been
very chunky chickens, though.
630
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,960
Excited, Bob?
631
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,360
Not one curry powder in there.
632
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,600
I know, it's brilliant. Not one
spice.
633
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,960
I must tell you, there is a bit of
Worcester sauce in this.
634
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,200
I like Worcester sauce. Oh, well,
there you go. That's in the gravy.
635
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,520
I mean, we've made this great effort
to find whisky on our first day and
636
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,360
I thought, "Well, this is the
moment."
637
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,400
It is. I'm actually glad we didn't
get the lamb, really.
638
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,280
Well, it was a goat. It was a goat.
639
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,400
I have nine little goats and I hate
the thought of, you know...
640
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,200
I couldn't ever send them to market.
641
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,240
Since I've been here,
I've become more aware, haven't you?
642
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,560
Animals in everyday life.
643
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,560
I know. I'm looking at Jeanette,
look at your face.
644
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,280
When Ian and I started our act we
used to do weekly variety,
645
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,480
and we would be in a different town
every week.
646
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,120
So from the very, very beginning
of our career
647
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,040
we were able to mix with people
and get to know whether
648
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,640
you liked them or whether you didn't
like them.
649
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,840
Have lots and lots of laughs,
and I think this is about the same.
650
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,000
Used to living alone,
651
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,280
youngest member of the group Selina
isn't feeling quite as settled.
652
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,800
I'm not used to being with people.
653
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,400
I'm used to being very much on my
own in my...
654
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,080
And I tend to do things where I want
to do them and I go off and I do
655
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,760
them. And although I love being with
them all, and they are all
656
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,080
interesting, really interesting
people,
657
00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,960
from a very personal perspective,
the group thing is difficult.
658
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,800
The group are three days into their
stay in India.
659
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,400
After settling into life in Udaipur,
660
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,080
today they have the chance to head
further afield.
661
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,920
I so much want to see some more of
India.
662
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,720
Look at it. It just goes on forever.
663
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,280
So I'm going to have a cup of
coffee.
664
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,480
One thing that has to be said,
the coffee is rubbish.
665
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,800
I've always been greedy, whether
666
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,600
it's show business, or theatre,
whatever.
667
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,880
"That's what I want, thank you."
And take.
668
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:57,520
But the last few months I've managed
to not quite know what I want.
669
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,160
And I thought, I've got to have some
direction.
670
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:05,560
A new direction. Maybe it's not
going to be in the acquisitive way,
671
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:10,720
maybe it's going to be in a more
peaceful way.
672
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,400
Considering a calmer way of life,
Stephanie
673
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,280
is heading off with Peter and Syd
to an ashram.
674
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,640
It's very simple,
675
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,520
where we're going, because
apparently it is like a monastery or
676
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:29,120
something but you're in a room and,
yeah, I'm getting quite...
677
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,800
Not anxious, but you don't know what
you're going to get.
678
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,960
Here we are and we've got to go to
there.
679
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,480
The others are off to explore
Jodhpur, Rajasthan's blue city.
680
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,840
I've never been to Jodhpur before.
681
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,760
Although I have worn Jodhpurs,
you know,
682
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,040
as one does in one's pony club days.
683
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,720
Come on, girls and boys.
684
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,440
After you. Thank you.
685
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,560
Taking a bus, they'll be travelling
160 miles to Jodhpur,
686
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,440
where Grand National winner Bob
687
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,040
has been invited to play polo
with one of India's oldest clubs.
688
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,480
All my life I've loved horses,
689
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,120
I was brought up with them when I
was a kid.
690
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,080
And from about the age of seven,
I only wanted to be a jockey.
691
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,200
But, you know, every type of horse
always gave me pleasure.
692
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,440
You know, if it wasn't for a horse,
I wouldn't be me.
693
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,000
Someone told me it before,
is it right that it's Jodhpurs?
694
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,480
Is that where they were made?
695
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,000
Yes, I think it was, actually.
696
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,440
So how many races
did you actually win?
697
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,200
500 odd. Wow.
698
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,840
The Grand National and the horse,
I can't remember it now,
699
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,360
what was it called? Aldaniti.
Aldaniti.
700
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,360
And was it a male or a female?
701
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600
A gelding. The majority of
jumpers are geldings.
702
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,600
Are they? Yes, because if they bang
their parts on a fence,
703
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,160
they don't like it. I never thought
of that.
704
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,520
Here's another one coming up
she's going to miss.
705
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,600
The group are halfway into their
six-hour journey.
706
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,280
This will be interesting, won't it?
707
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,000
Are you having a pee?
708
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,080
OK, is it? You've just got to
pee in the corner. Oh, dear.
709
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,400
How did you manage, Steph?
710
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,600
I laid my lavatory paper over the
seat.
711
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,920
I just want to figure out how
if you do a number two...
712
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,880
In a number one.
713
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,960
In a number one, how do you squat
down? Virtually impossible.
714
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,720
It is virtually impossible, yeah.
715
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,040
Well, I took a picture of mine but I
won't show you.
716
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,240
Interesting. Very interesting.
717
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,680
I'm not sitting down.
I'm just going to get some crisps.
718
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:52,320
Hello. Do you have coffee?
One coffee.
719
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560
This is cappuccino, frothy,
Indian-style.
720
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,680
Yes. Thank you.
721
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,640
Hot... Or something like
that, I don't know.
722
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,120
I love to try new things but I'm
just not sure...
723
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,160
Thank you very much.
724
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,680
I've gone with very simple things,
a packet of Ritz biscuits.
725
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,120
That was truly disgusting.
726
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:22,720
What? I just said that was truly
disgusting.
727
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,480
What was it? What was it you had?
A packet of crisps.
728
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,840
I mean, I don't eat crisps.
729
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,480
Well, you have now.
730
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,160
While most of the group continue
their trip to Jodhpur, Stephanie,
731
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,600
Syd and Peter are travelling 50
miles east of the city
732
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,000
to visit the ashram.
733
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,400
Here we go.
734
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,040
They'll be staying amongst a
community
735
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,240
who are searching for spiritual
enlightenment.
736
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,560
Welcome. Hello. Stephanie.
737
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,480
They are being met by Shrijan
738
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,520
who helps run the retreat alongside
the Guru.
739
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,160
I know nothing of your Guru.
740
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,160
He inherited the title?
741
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,560
Yes, he was elected in this position
of saint at aged five.
742
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,160
OK. This is Stephanie.
743
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,200
Stephanie. Hello.
744
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,840
Nice to meet you.
745
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,080
Syd. Syd.
746
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,680
And this is Surajnath Siddh.
747
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,720
Siddh, my name. Oh!
748
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,400
Looking forward. We're also looking
forward to meet all of you.
749
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,360
Anything we can do for you to make
the stay wonderful, you tell me.
750
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,000
Thank you.
751
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,080
Started over 500 years ago,
752
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,160
Shri Jasnath Ashram is one of
the oldest
753
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,480
in the Marwar region and attracts
people from
754
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,600
all over the world who are seeking
rejuvenation of the body and mind.
755
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,320
We help women and children, we are
ecologists and we plant trees,
756
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,800
we take care of the water.
757
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,840
We are helping people. So let me
show you your rooms.
758
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,160
I think you gentlemen are in the top
floor.
759
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,360
As well as offering a donation,
760
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,600
visitors are expected to earn their
keep by carrying out daily chores.
761
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,680
Oh. There you are, Syd.
762
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,200
Which one do you want? We'll leave
the middle one in case I snore.
763
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,880
Get you further away from me.
764
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,600
That's the only fear I've got.
765
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,680
Maybe they might have a cure for
snoring.
766
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,200
I was nervous about coming here
because, you know,
767
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,320
it's totally different to anything
you've experienced anywhere else.
768
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,560
Well, it is for me, anyway.
769
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,280
It's OK. What else do you
want in life?
770
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,760
I mean, the only thing that I think
that's missing...
771
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,200
TV. ..is pictures.
772
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,560
Yes. There's no pictures so...
773
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,960
I think you're supposed to find
yourself
774
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,200
so that'll be interesting,
if I can find myself.
775
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,520
Whoever that is.
776
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,560
How's your room? OK, good. You let
me know if you need anything.
777
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,160
Is that the right greeting, though.
Namaste.
778
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,320
So I'm connecting with you here at
my heart level,
779
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,840
and I'm connecting with you here
at the eye, the intellect level.
780
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,080
So we are connected. OK.
781
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,440
Forever. You are right.
782
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,360
Your eyes are getting bigger.
Exactly, it works.
783
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,680
The rest of the group have arrived
in Jodhpur.
784
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,960
Twice the size of Udaipur with a
population of one and half million,
785
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,480
it is Rajasthan's second largest
city.
786
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,120
Hello. Good morning.
787
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,560
Good morning. Searching for riding
wear for tomorrow's polo, Bob,
788
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:28,280
Susan and Stanley are making the
most of India's low-cost tailoring.
789
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,320
Hello.
790
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:33,880
Namaste. How are you? I haven't had
a pair of jodhpurs for a very long
time.
791
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,040
You have to measure me? You can
choose the fabric first.
792
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,520
That looks very nice. That green
khaki colour would be absolutely
fine for me. Stain resistant.
793
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,080
I think that's great.
794
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,360
Shall I start the measurement?
OK.
795
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,560
Jodhpur trousers take their name
from the city where they were first
796
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,880
invented in 1890.
797
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,040
You have a very good calf.
798
00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:00,320
Loosely cut at the hip but tight
around the ankle,
799
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,800
the comfy fit is ideal for horse
riding.
800
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,160
I've always been made to dress
smart,
801
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,440
and being a professional jockey
in my
802
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,360
era I used to ride out, I always had
to be in Jodhpurs, very clean boots,
803
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,600
ties and everything.
804
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,680
That's been the way of life and I
don't suppose I've ever changed.
805
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,480
I can be scruffy occasionally if I'm
doing things out in the garden.
806
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,600
Mr Bob. Bob, yes.
807
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,920
High-waist? Yes, high-waisted.
808
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,280
Yes, I like to think it's 36 but
you're going to tell me it's 38,
809
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,640
aren't you?
810
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,880
38 and a half. 38 and a half. That
is very bad.
811
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,520
For around �50 they're getting a
bespoke pair made in less than four
hours.
812
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,160
I can't wait for it.
813
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,960
And we will see you later.
Thank you.
814
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,600
I wish I'd brought more shirts now
815
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,760
because... We're not going out
dancing
816
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,000
tonight, Syd. I mean to sweat.
817
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,960
We're doing yoga.
818
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,400
Put it out there, it will be OK in
this heat.
819
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,800
That's what I've done back in the...
Yeah? Yeah.
820
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,800
At the ashram, Stephanie,
821
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,000
Syd and Peter are embracing the
wisdom of the Guru.
822
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,080
OK.
823
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,480
Just bend the right and then place.
824
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,360
If you can, yes. Then long tree...
825
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,880
..and then tree with branches.
826
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,000
And then with exhalation, drop.
827
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,880
When he was doing a chat to us he
has such a fantastic voice, you
weren't
828
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,520
listening or thinking like,
829
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,200
"Oh, I wonder what's happening back
home or that sort of thing."
830
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,120
You were absolutely concentrating on
what he was telling you.
831
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:53,000
Then little bit switch, like you are
reaching to something, then drop.
832
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,840
And what he was saying was going in,
in there.
833
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,920
Look to the right side.
834
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,000
And then left.
835
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,000
Keep your back straight.
836
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,200
And then we can make the free
movement up and down.
837
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,120
With smiling face.
838
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:19,200
Very good. Now we stop the practice.
839
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,960
I wish I had the word power to
explain it.
840
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,680
It's just a different way of life
being in tune with nature, people,
841
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,240
everything is in harmony here.
842
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,120
Even the feeling the place has
created.
843
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,280
I'll be the scarecrow.
844
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,240
No, I definitely am the tin man.
845
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,520
You're the tin man. You're the lion,
then.
846
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,400
It's dawn at the ashram.
847
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,640
And for the community, their daily
chores are under way.
848
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,080
You're doing well, I think.
849
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,800
What are these little beasties here?
850
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,040
Oh, they're woodlice. I never
thought I'd find woodlice in India.
851
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,080
It's a great journey to go on.
852
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,640
I can see why the Beatles came out
here in the '60s at the height of
their
853
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,720
career and they found this Guru,
like we did, more or less.
854
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:29,200
They wrote an album and you can hear
all the influences.
855
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,640
The sitars and everything else.
856
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,680
It was fantastic.
857
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,760
It's got thorns on it.
858
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,800
So where are you, Stephanie?
What brought you here to India?
859
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,840
I reckon I'm three quarters cooked.
860
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,720
I'm probably four fifths cooked.
861
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:53,040
But I think that I've got to just do
the last bit differently.
862
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,080
OK. I've done a lot of success,
success, success.
863
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,680
Hard work, hard work, hard work.
864
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,080
I think that I'm needing big
regeneration.
865
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,640
Now. There's that now problem.
866
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,200
It takes time.
867
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,400
Keen to make the most of their stay,
868
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,200
the three senior citizens are taking
a lesson in self-discovery.
869
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,440
Are we going straight to meditation?
870
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:24,080
One thing at a time. Stop worrying
about what we're doing next.
871
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,120
Ready for meditation?
872
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,040
Oh, I like that.
873
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,600
I've never tried meditation for the
simple reason that I can't sit
for five
874
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,160
minutes, I've got to be doing
something. So you have these
or these.
875
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,440
All the same. They both have a seat
and a back.
876
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,800
I need to be that. That's...
877
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,640
Rose between two thorns.
878
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,680
There must be something in it
because if you can actually just
sit down
879
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:59,120
and clear your head and have nothing
in there, that's the hard bit.
880
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,400
You know, how can you not have
nothing in your head?
881
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,800
How do you feel? I feel OK.
882
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,920
Meditation, you need not so much
movement.
883
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,960
OK. We'll try.
884
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,960
A half-hour meditation class helps
to transform the mind
885
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,400
and encourage positive thinking.
886
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,800
Visualise your body, each and every
inhalation and exhalation.
887
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:29,880
THEY CHANT
888
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,280
I was pretending to be calm but the
irritation and anger I was feeling
889
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:40,320
towards these poor flies as they
were crawling over my face was so
deep.
890
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,160
You can open your eyes or you can
move.
891
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,320
I have such aggression in me.
892
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,960
I was wanting to kill flies nearly
the entire time.
893
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,560
The flies didn't bother me.
894
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,920
I had pain. In my legs and I
thought, "I can't move".
895
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,760
Yeah. I didn't move and it went
away.
896
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,280
And breathing is very much connected
to your mind.
897
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:15,640
Because whenever we stress, our
breathing pattern gets disturbed.
898
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,880
It's gushed out of me.
899
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,960
A lot of what I think that that sort
of anger
900
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:31,600
and aggression, the needed female
force. Yeah.
901
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,920
When that comes up it is sometimes
not very pretty. No.
902
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,720
And it comes out fast and messy.
903
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,360
They weren't tears of sadness,
it was like a release.
904
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,960
Come into proper reality, Stephanie.
905
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,760
You can laugh at yourself.
906
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,360
Don't layer up all the defences.
907
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,880
And it was a sort of...
908
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,080
"Oh, thank goodness for that".
909
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,600
Now is your moment to celebrate.
910
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,680
Because that means you're one layer
away. I don't feel weaker.
911
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,920
I feel stronger for having...
912
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,040
All right, Stanley?
Oh, my God, fantastic.
913
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,560
You've been wearing jodhpurs since
you were a baby, of course.
914
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,080
Back in Jodhpur, the senior citizens
915
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,640
are kitted out in their
newly-tailored riding wear.
916
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,240
Bob's coming out of retirement,
917
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:21,360
and going back in the saddle
accompanied by Susan and Stanley.
918
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,640
Sit here. I'll sit down the middle.
919
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,680
Feet on the front. Yes.
920
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,240
I was very fortunate.
I was quite a successful jockey.
921
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,160
Good one! Obviously you have the
knack.
922
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,160
Very good. Winning the Grand
National was always my dream.
923
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,160
OK. Slowly. Don't worry.
924
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,240
Crossing the line, you know, the
first thing I thought was,
925
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,480
"It would be lovely to win it again
next year."
926
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,720
I went there the following year,
fell at the first fence.
927
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,920
So, ups and downs.
928
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:55,960
Let's go, come on.
929
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:04,440
The modern game of polo was started
in northern India in the 1850s and
930
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,840
soon became popular with the ruling
class.
931
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,440
Now he manages to get it.
932
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,440
Once a game for tribesman,
933
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,640
it's believed to date back over
2,000 years.
934
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,680
That's good.
935
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,200
That's got it.
936
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,920
Jodhpurs, difficult to bend your
knee in them.
937
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,080
Thank you.
938
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,800
There we are.
939
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,640
Bit tight. Has anybody got a ball?
940
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,440
Any spare balls?
941
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,680
I missed it. I think it might be a
little bit easier
942
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,040
when you're going a little bit
quicker, actually, to get behind it.
943
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,600
That's it, and again, please.
Oops! So sorry.
944
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,000
I'll be lucky if I hit it at all.
945
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,040
You've got it.
946
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,160
Thankfully, I was hitting the ball,
which is the main thing.
947
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,800
A bit of practice I'm sure I could
do it.
948
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,320
But I think they're a little bit
good and a lot younger than me.
949
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,520
I'm a retired man.
950
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,520
We're trying to gallop home.
951
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,560
No, I can manage.
952
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,040
Oh, God. It is all good.
953
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,240
Thank you very much, really enjoyed
it.
954
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,720
Well done. I don't think I hit the
ball once.
955
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,480
Thank you very much. See you all.
956
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,520
Madam, may I join you?
957
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,360
Yes, come on. Sit down.
958
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,200
Oh, my goodness, it is hot,
isn't it? This is hot. Isn't it hot?
959
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:39,280
Selina and The Krankies are taking a
200-rupee tuk-tuk ride through
960
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:44,920
the streets of the old town to see
Jodhpur's famous Mehrangarh jfort.
961
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,040
Isn't it fabulous?
962
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,200
I mean, the best market I think I've
ever seen. Wow-ee.
963
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,600
I think we might get to a bit of
tarmac in a minute.
964
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,040
Driving in a tuk-tuk is obviously a
bit of a hazardous experience.
965
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,520
India has one of the highest death
rates on roads in the world.
966
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,400
It's about time to tell us.
967
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,280
Just thought you should know.
968
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,920
Oh, deary me.
969
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,320
Believed to once home India's
highest Brahmin caste,
970
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,920
many of the Indigo houses still
line the city's medieval streets.
971
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,560
This will be a nightmare going
shopping every day like this.
972
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,600
You'd be a wreck when you go home.
973
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,120
I mean, I live on a farm and there
is a lot of muck around.
974
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,080
Yes. And so I've become more basic,
I suppose, as I've grown older.
975
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,400
You get used to it.
976
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,800
You get used to it, if you're here
you get used to it.
977
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,120
I really like Jeanette and Ian and
one of the reasons is
978
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,720
that I used to live in Scotland and
it's just great to immediately...
979
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:52,520
..you hear that accent and that
humour.
980
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,720
Look at the size of those ants.
981
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,800
Oh, my goodness. Don't think you
want one of them to bite you.
982
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,680
Jeez-o, there's one on your shoe.
983
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,000
I think they are hilarious,
actually, the two of them together.
984
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,160
You know, they've been a married
couple for 48 years or something
like that.
985
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,240
It's incredible. So when he forgets
something,
986
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,400
Ian asks Jeanette to fill in the
gaps.
987
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,040
Isn't that wonderful? To have
someone who can fill in the gaps of
your
988
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,520
life so you don't have to think of
names or worry about things like
that.
989
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,320
Set 400 feet above the city,
990
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:29,840
the imposing Mehrangarh Fort dates
back to the 15th century
991
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,160
and is known as the
Citadel of the Sun.
992
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,280
I mean, to come here in the middle
of Rajasthan
993
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:40,680
and see this, it's just, it's
mind-blowing, actually.
994
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,400
You never quite expected it.
995
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:47,600
Look at that. It's stone and wood
and fretwork and...
996
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:49,960
Just incredible.
997
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:55,040
Wow. This is just superb.
998
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,320
If we walk up there, sunset.
We can see the sunset, yes.
999
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,680
As night falls, Stanley Susan
and Bob
1000
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,640
join Selina and the Krankies
to witness one of
1001
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,640
Rajasthan's most spectacular sights.
1002
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,640
Oh, my lord. Look, look, look at
that.
1003
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,040
Look at the blue city. Unbelievable.
1004
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,440
It's really mind-boggling, isn't it?
1005
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,560
When you think of the wars that were
fought,
1006
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,440
the fighting that went on here over
all those years.
1007
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,640
It's intoxicating on many levels.
1008
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:30,000
It's life and colour, in every shape
and form.
1009
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
People shouting, the noise is
incredible.
1010
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:38,160
Everything. My first impressions of
India, just pure gold, isn't it?
1011
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,680
With the sun setting on their stay
at the ashram, Syd,
1012
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,720
Stephanie and Peter witness the
ancient ritual of fire walking.
1013
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,440
Dating back centuries,
1014
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,320
it's a highly-skilled custom that
takes many years of practice.
1015
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,240
I hope they don't ask us to join in.
1016
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,960
Oh, I mean...
1017
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,600
I've had things thrown at me,
but not hot coals.
1018
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,960
Don't take it personally.
1019
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,440
Oh, no. Did you see that?
1020
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,800
He's still got it in his mouth.
1021
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,320
It's gone all the way round.
He hasn't spat it out yet.
1022
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,680
It's like, "Children, do not do that
at home."
1023
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:38,440
That is faith on a level that I
don't know that I've experienced
before.
1024
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,680
Theirs, not mine.
I mean, that was ridiculous.
1025
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,320
What can you say?
I mean, I'm just flabbergasted.
1026
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,440
Did you see his feet? Can I feel?
1027
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,000
It's just like ours.
Yeah, they're just like ours.
1028
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,560
I don't know, I don't think I'll
sleep tonight.
1029
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,360
I'm so glad I came to India.
1030
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,720
I wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
1031
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,760
It is just an exciting place to be.
1032
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,720
All together, lads.
1033
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,160
Put your shoes on and don't be so
daft.
1034
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,600
You just don't know what's round the
corner.
1035
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,040
You've got to be here to believe
what you see.
1036
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,160
How do you keep your bum in the
saddle?
1037
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,560
You're not supposed to have
1038
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,920
your bum in the saddle if you're a
jockey. All right.
1039
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,400
..our nine senior citizens settle
into life in India.
1040
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,440
Knead. I'm kneading, I'm kneading.
1041
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,480
And have you been married?
No, I'm single.
1042
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,760
You're single? That's why you look
young.
1043
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,280
HE SPEAKS LOCAL LANGUAGE
1044
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:42,200
Oh, yes. And the group venture
further afield to visit one of the
1045
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,280
country's holiest cities.
1046
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,040
Oh, my lord. Look at this.
1047
00:57:46,040 --> 00:58:17,560
It's like the '60s, man.
Just like the '60s.
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