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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,899 --> 00:00:03,999 (jaunty electronica music) 2 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:07,733 - I don't think I've seen that one before. 3 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:10,500 I wonder what kinda tape this is. 4 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,333 Wow! 5 00:00:13,899 --> 00:00:16,966 (television static) 6 00:00:16,966 --> 00:00:19,566 (wind howling) 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,733 - [Narrator] Turn on your VCR. 8 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,666 Turn on your mind. 9 00:00:27,632 --> 00:00:30,166 (backwards voices) 10 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:31,400 - [Satanic Voice] Throughout the ages, 11 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,166 Satan has guided us in his own divine way. 12 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:36,400 - [Chorus] We love you Satan. 13 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,233 - [Satanic Voice] He asks only 14 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:40,433 that we live in communion with him. 15 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:41,733 - [Chorus] We love you Satan. 16 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:43,033 - [Man] I want you to know something 17 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:44,766 that Satan is a total loser and he knows it. 18 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,766 - Do you know what type of movie your child is watching? 19 00:00:47,766 --> 00:00:48,966 (laughs) 20 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,766 - [Woman] Let yourself take the journey 21 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:52,899 wherever this wants you to go. 22 00:00:52,899 --> 00:00:53,866 - [Man] Kinda like you're looking 23 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:55,266 inside grandpa Jim's mind. 24 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:56,799 - [Radio Voice] You're witness to history 25 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,066 in the making. 26 00:00:58,066 --> 00:00:59,367 - [Satanic Voice] What you are about to see 27 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:01,566 will change the way you view our world. 28 00:01:01,566 --> 00:01:03,733 We pray it will change your life. 29 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,367 - Uh oh. 30 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,433 (woman screams) 31 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:11,699 - [Narrator] First, there was darkness. 32 00:01:11,699 --> 00:01:14,200 (xylophone tinkling) 33 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,699 - Hi! I'm Cherub (laughs). 34 00:01:17,699 --> 00:01:20,566 And you're gonna love this show. 35 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:26,333 - Prepare yourself, turn down the lights. 36 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,033 Crank up the volume. 37 00:01:29,033 --> 00:01:29,866 This is-- 38 00:01:31,066 --> 00:01:32,500 - The Great Satan. - The Great Satan. 39 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,300 - The Great Satan. 40 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,866 (reggae music) 41 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,666 - I see we have a newcomer. 42 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,266 - Welcome to the house of Satan. 43 00:01:46,266 --> 00:01:48,933 - Fasten your spiritual seat belts. 44 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:52,266 - Be prepared to have your illusions shattered. 45 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,966 - [Woman] You're welcome to a blood bath ritual. 46 00:01:54,966 --> 00:01:57,233 - And the secret ceremony's only three days away! 47 00:01:57,233 --> 00:01:59,100 - No matter what happens, do not touch me. 48 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,799 - [Man] Then touch your genitals, 49 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:03,233 right breast, left breast, and genitals again. 50 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:07,100 - I now call for the ceremony to begin! 51 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,200 (sinister laughter) 52 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,033 (gongs) 53 00:02:11,033 --> 00:02:12,233 - [Narrator] What you are seeing 54 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,766 is an authentic first time ever on film 55 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,599 reenactment of secret Mormon temple ceremonies. 56 00:02:16,599 --> 00:02:17,866 - [Woman] Be there at 11:54 57 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:20,033 for the gatekeeper of Hell to appear. 58 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:21,666 Bring your set clothes or black sheets. 59 00:02:21,666 --> 00:02:23,100 - Why is everyone dressed in black? 60 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,200 - [Narrator] We will explain to you at a later time 61 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,566 exactly why he is dressed the way he is. 62 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:29,666 - Time to summon a demon. 63 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,899 - [Chorus] Oh birth mother who watches over us 64 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:34,532 - [Man] Master of Hate, Father of Incest, 65 00:02:34,532 --> 00:02:37,367 Prince of Necrophilia, Serpent of Genesis. 66 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:40,733 ♪ They say the danger's gone away ♪ 67 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:41,833 - [Man] Come forth now. 68 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,000 - [Narrator] Rise now oh Dagon. 69 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,666 - Summon all your life force. 70 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,333 - Asdreth is Lord. Asdreth is Lord. 71 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:52,467 - Scarlegor the Master of the Universe. 72 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,933 (gongs) 73 00:02:57,966 --> 00:03:00,233 (chanting) 74 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:04,133 (chanting in Latin) 75 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,033 (thunder strikes) 76 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:28,733 - My Lord Satan. 77 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:31,066 - State your business and make it fast. 78 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:34,100 - Sir, we're having problems of cataclysmic proportions. 79 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,333 - [Satan] Where? 80 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,433 - In the East sector, sir. The damage is vast. 81 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:40,933 - Is there something wrong with my abortion clinics? 82 00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:42,500 - Oh no, sir. That's all fine. 83 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,666 - Is there a problem with my pet project, 84 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,400 television violence? 85 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,166 - Sir, it's covered. From videos to cartoons. 86 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,899 - Is there a disturbance in my false religion? 87 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,500 - Oh no, sir. Business is booming. 88 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,367 Over 40 million are into New Age and Zen. 89 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,866 - [Satan] Good. 90 00:03:58,866 --> 00:04:00,266 - [Minion] Over 45 million believe in astrology. 91 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:01,933 - Well is there a disturbance in -- 92 00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:04,300 (explosion) 93 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:08,033 Only one thing causes warfare of this magnitude. 94 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:10,367 - Then sir, you know what we are dealing with up there. 95 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,833 - [Satan] Yes. It's some of those sanctified, 96 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:13,966 - [Minion] (mutters) 97 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:14,899 - [Satan] Spirit feel, 98 00:04:14,899 --> 00:04:15,866 - [Minion] Saints of God, 99 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:17,166 - Actually - Presently 100 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:20,333 - [Together] On their knees in prayer! 101 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,866 (dramatic music) 102 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,666 (electric guitar music) 103 00:04:31,599 --> 00:04:33,933 ♪ Hey Satan 104 00:04:33,933 --> 00:04:38,933 ♪ Hey there Satan 105 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:42,733 ♪ Would you come out tonight 106 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:45,166 ♪ Hey Satan 107 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:50,166 ♪ Hey there Satan 108 00:04:51,066 --> 00:04:54,200 ♪ Would you come out tonight 109 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,066 ♪ Hey there Satan you're a hell of a guy ♪ 110 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:59,766 ♪ You like it down there where the temperature's high ♪ 111 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:04,766 ♪ Wanna party with you but I will will I have to die ♪ 112 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,833 ♪ Hey! 113 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:07,966 ♪ Hey! 114 00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:09,966 ♪ Satan 115 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:13,266 - Hot damn. 116 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,367 - That's the hit single. 117 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:20,599 That's the one that's goin' right to the top. 118 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:22,799 - Welcome my children. 119 00:05:22,799 --> 00:05:24,033 Welcome to the mountain. 120 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,599 - I'm Gaia, and this is my partner Ed. 121 00:05:26,599 --> 00:05:27,532 - I'm Pastor John Hagee, 122 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:29,367 and I'm one of those 123 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:31,233 who have vanished off the face of the earth 124 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,166 - What you need is some real magic. 125 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,733 - Welcome to our new video, smelling invisible. 126 00:05:35,733 --> 00:05:36,966 - You're not watching heaven's gates 127 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:38,500 and hell's flames by chance. 128 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,467 - [Narrator] We're gonna be presenting to you on video, 129 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,166 some of the most bizarre and unbelievable things 130 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:44,933 - [Young Man] What you're about to see is hardcore truth. 131 00:05:44,933 --> 00:05:46,400 - [Man] We're gonna talk about a system, 132 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,666 a strategy of smelling invisible. 133 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:53,233 - Here's a picture of your folks watching our videotape. 134 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:55,033 (screams) 135 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,500 - All you need is a corner. 136 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,100 And a chair! That's all you need. 137 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,966 And the other things you need are 138 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:02,799 a bible, a mirror, a picture of Jesus. 139 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:04,699 - And, noodles. 140 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:09,367 - I took the facts and put them all into this one video. 141 00:06:09,367 --> 00:06:11,233 - Pay attention to notice the reverse 142 00:06:11,233 --> 00:06:14,799 of everything that is normal becoming abnormal. 143 00:06:14,799 --> 00:06:17,566 - If you reality has set me free! 144 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,799 - Can't show you the whole story 145 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,699 because it would be too shocking for a Christian video. 146 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:24,966 - I wanna share some of the secrets of-- 147 00:06:24,966 --> 00:06:25,799 (whacks) 148 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:27,033 Oh! 149 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:28,632 - It's dangerous and it's gotta be exposed. 150 00:06:28,632 --> 00:06:30,999 - [News Caster] It may be the most important telecast 151 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,333 that you ever see. 152 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:36,933 ♪ Now listen my children to this warning I make ♪ 153 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,500 ♪ We've got a lot to lose 154 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,833 ♪ There's a lot here at stake 155 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:44,033 - This is merely a tool to help you get through the summer. 156 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,599 - We're gonna have a great time together. 157 00:06:46,599 --> 00:06:47,833 (record scratch) 158 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:49,333 Nah, we gonna have a straight up blast. 159 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:50,799 - People paid seven dollars 160 00:06:50,799 --> 00:06:53,933 to watch a man defecate into his own hand 161 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:54,999 while he was nude. 162 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,367 And that is just the beginning. 163 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:58,866 - Okay, let's begin. 164 00:06:58,866 --> 00:07:00,400 - [Woman] Our search for the devil 165 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,400 began in this club in the Midwest. 166 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,133 - It all happened in Ohio. 167 00:07:06,532 --> 00:07:07,966 - The first thing you must do 168 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:11,066 is look for signs that Satanists might leave. 169 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:14,999 Hmm. Haven't found any yet, but I know they're out here! 170 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,367 (laugh track) 171 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:17,367 (gunshots) 172 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,666 - My God's better than your God. 173 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:19,933 - That's right. 174 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,367 - [News Caster] Are you willingly participating 175 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,333 in another religion? 176 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,799 - For the answer we look 177 00:07:23,799 --> 00:07:26,333 to the number one best selling book of all time. 178 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:27,899 - It's never been outsold. 179 00:07:27,899 --> 00:07:29,100 - Where's the book? 180 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,433 - Can you tell me the name of that book? 181 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,033 ♪ It's the good book 182 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:33,233 ♪ Take a look 183 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,333 ♪ It's the B-I-B-L-E bible book ♪ 184 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,966 ♪ It's the good book 185 00:07:36,966 --> 00:07:38,166 ♪ Take a look 186 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,433 ♪ It's the B-I-B-L-E bible book ♪ 187 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:41,433 - [Man] The facts are there. 188 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:42,899 - Long time ago. 189 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:45,166 - [Man] When God breathed fire into the universe 190 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:47,300 the light gave birth to angels. 191 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,866 - [Man] These powerful and intelligent creatures 192 00:07:49,866 --> 00:07:51,400 found their greatest joy 193 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,766 in doing the bidding of the Almighty. 194 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:55,866 - We are able to do whatever the master wills. 195 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,233 - Let me bring out 196 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:58,367 one of the world's recognized angel authorities 197 00:07:58,367 --> 00:07:59,233 to tell you about it. 198 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,033 (giggles) 199 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:03,699 - [News Caster Man] God created one extraordinary angel. 200 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:06,033 - [Man] With the great gift of free will. 201 00:08:06,033 --> 00:08:07,066 - [Dramatic Man] This mastermind 202 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,599 is called Satan in the bible. 203 00:08:08,599 --> 00:08:10,532 - I'm sure you can recognize who I am. 204 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,200 - I'm the one they call Scratch. 205 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,467 - You know fuck it is. 206 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:14,500 - Old Nick. 207 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,133 - Uncle Nick. 208 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,699 - Lucifer. Beelzebub. 209 00:08:17,699 --> 00:08:20,599 - He's the horn headed dude in the red pajamas. 210 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:21,433 - The devil. 211 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,699 - El diablo 212 00:08:22,699 --> 00:08:24,200 - I'm Psalty, the singing song book. 213 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,166 - Maybe you know my name, but what's confusing you 214 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:29,066 is the purpose of my game. 215 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:30,632 - [British Woman] Satan had a part 216 00:08:30,632 --> 00:08:32,367 in creating the world with God. 217 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:34,433 - [Man] I believe Satan was the choir director. 218 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,532 - God's most beloved angel. 219 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:36,933 His original right hand man. 220 00:08:39,566 --> 00:08:41,833 - [Mark] Danny, the Lord doesn't play favorites. 221 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,599 - Yes he does, Mark. 222 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:44,766 - Whoa! Danny. 223 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,566 - Whoa! 224 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:52,532 Well you must be an angel. 225 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,233 - [Man] Lucifer, when he fell from heaven, 226 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:57,100 was knows as the most beautiful angel ever created. 227 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,699 - I once basked in the light of God's love. 228 00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:01,632 - Let's get straight to the point 229 00:09:01,632 --> 00:09:02,799 and find out how it happened. 230 00:09:02,799 --> 00:09:04,899 - [Man] As God unfolded his plans, 231 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,766 they were given the opportunity to obey. 232 00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:08,266 - [Man] It's a command of God, it's not an option. 233 00:09:08,266 --> 00:09:10,632 - So what you're saying is that God brain washes 234 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:13,200 and forces us to do what He wants us to do. 235 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,599 - Let the world know that I am God. 236 00:09:15,599 --> 00:09:19,333 ♪ So he went before the throne of God ♪ 237 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,266 ♪ He said 238 00:09:20,266 --> 00:09:21,933 - What kind of God are you? 239 00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:23,500 - Let's check out God's resume. 240 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,699 Created Universe, earth, man, human brain, baseball. 241 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,166 - [Man] Satan rebelled. 242 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,566 - Shake his fist in God's face 243 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:30,933 and say eff you God. 244 00:09:30,933 --> 00:09:32,433 - [Narrator] Enraged, Lucifer 245 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,532 cunningly convinced the spirits to fight with him. 246 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,866 - [Man] The bible doesn't reveal 247 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,966 exactly what weapons were used, 248 00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:40,699 or how long this cosmic hunt lasted. 249 00:09:40,699 --> 00:09:42,666 - That's enough, Lucifer. 250 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,766 You spoke your piece, now go. 251 00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:46,933 - He cast Satan out of heaven, because-- 252 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:51,733 ♪ Ask and it will be given to you ♪ 253 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:55,933 ♪ Seek and you will find 254 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:58,000 - Even if we don't understand why. 255 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,333 ♪ He made a fool of the devil 256 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,266 ♪ And all of his crew 257 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,699 - It was a truly Christian act. 258 00:10:02,699 --> 00:10:03,833 - Drop dead! 259 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,500 - Man, you sure do know your bible. 260 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,733 - That's why they call me Bibleman. 261 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,333 - [Narrator] In the twinkling of an eye 262 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,866 - [Woman] I wake up every morning 263 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,300 wishing that they had killed me. 264 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,033 - I hate wildlife. 265 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:20,033 (howls) 266 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,933 - [British Woman] I can't honestly believe 267 00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:27,133 that I've, sort of, crawled out of a river or something. 268 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,400 - [Woman] The professors! 269 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,933 - [Man] How can they be sure of anything? 270 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,400 - [Woman] My teachers! 271 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,933 - [Man] They weren't there. 272 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,400 - [Woman] They were wrong! 273 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,200 No! No! 274 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,166 - Hello. 275 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,699 - We are all animals. 276 00:10:38,699 --> 00:10:40,500 - This is no animal, these bones are human. 277 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,500 - [Narrator] Imagine the terror 278 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,899 our ancestors must have felt 279 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:44,666 as they emerged from the caves. 280 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:47,266 - [Together] The cave man blues! 281 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:50,066 (electric guitar) 282 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,532 (slide whistle) 283 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:54,966 - Human beings are God's biggest muck up. 284 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,566 - I'm free. I'm proud. 285 00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:58,566 - I'm so confused. 286 00:10:58,566 --> 00:11:01,066 - The forces that propel the human animal forward. 287 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:03,799 - [Woman] Have you never thought about any of this before? 288 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,033 - Why? 289 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,599 - Oh, because it-- 290 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,266 - Looks like a cockatoo. 291 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,666 (bird sounds) 292 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,333 ♪ Cluck cluck cluck 293 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,632 ♪ Cluck cluck cluck 294 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:15,467 ♪ Cluck cluck cluck 295 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,166 ♪ Quack quack quack quack quack ♪ 296 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,632 ♪ Quack quack quack quack quack ♪ 297 00:11:18,632 --> 00:11:19,500 ♪ Quack quack quack quack quack ♪ 298 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,733 (babies crying) 299 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,966 - You are far more important to God 300 00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:24,766 than all those little birds. 301 00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:28,866 ♪ Do not worry about tomorrow 302 00:11:28,866 --> 00:11:31,899 ♪ For tomorrow will worry about itself ♪ 303 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,233 - I found the snake! 304 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,799 - [Man] He cannot withstand the serpent! 305 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:36,866 - The fruit had apparently given the snake 306 00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,367 the ability to speak! 307 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:43,066 - Why this is the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 308 00:11:43,066 --> 00:11:44,566 - Those wouldn't taste very good. 309 00:11:44,566 --> 00:11:46,467 - Go ahead, take a bite. 310 00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:48,000 I won't tell. 311 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,467 ♪ No no no no no no no no 312 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,599 - [Narrator] His charming words were carefully calculated 313 00:11:51,599 --> 00:11:53,733 to instill a distrust of God. 314 00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:56,766 - If it had been a snake, it would have bit me! 315 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,966 (screams) 316 00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,300 - I'm not an entomologist, 317 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,899 but that was no killer bee sting. 318 00:12:01,899 --> 00:12:04,733 - [Woman] Even children are being taught to accept the snake 319 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:06,833 through yoga positions like the cobra. 320 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,200 - To feel that the consumption of meat 321 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,899 lowers their vibration level 322 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,233 think nothing about drinking their own urine, 323 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,799 or better still, cow's urine. 324 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:19,632 - Whoa! Negative karma fossil man. 325 00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:21,333 - What are you talking about. 326 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,599 - It was those crazy goat killers I keep telling you about. 327 00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:24,433 - The devil is my only friend, 328 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,100 the goat was 666. 329 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,699 - [Man] This is a flaming goat head. 330 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:28,933 - [Gruff Man] It's pure evil! 331 00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,566 - [Man] Satan started talking through the dog. 332 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,933 - So you could have your very own devil dog. 333 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:34,367 (barks like a dog) 334 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,400 - (whistles) What a dog. 335 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,066 - Dog food is made for dogs. 336 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,532 Because God, or because dogs rather. 337 00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:42,999 (howling laughter) 338 00:12:42,999 --> 00:12:44,200 - That's why animals like to be petted to much. 339 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,866 You're putting healing energy into them. 340 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:46,899 - Do dogs go to heaven? 341 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,033 - Abso-turtle-lutely. 342 00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:49,999 - I got their cat. 343 00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:50,833 (meows) 344 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,400 Can you believe it? 345 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,866 (phone rings) 346 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,599 - Magic 8-Ball hotline. 347 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:10,833 ♪ The amazing cat 348 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,367 - [Woman] And when the angel turned around, 349 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,266 the face of the angel was a cat. 350 00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:17,733 - [Man] A black cat had it's own coffin. 351 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,033 A little kitty coffin. 352 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:22,367 ♪ A stubby green beard grows upon the land ♪ 353 00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:25,433 ♪ Out of the soil the grass will stand ♪ 354 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,699 ♪ But under hoof it must bow 355 00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:32,666 ♪ For making milk by way of a cow ♪ 356 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,333 - When you get some milk in there, 357 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,599 can I have some? I like milk. 358 00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,100 - (burps) Got milk? 359 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,566 - [News Caster] I'll bet if these creatures could talk 360 00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,367 they'd give the citizens of this city a big vote of thanks. 361 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,666 - I think it's a terrible thing, 362 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,500 and someone should do something about it! 363 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,999 - You don't like animal sacrifice. 364 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,666 - I don't really like to hear the squealing animals 365 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,699 in the cemetery when they do their rituals. 366 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,933 But they give me free vodka! 367 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,333 - [Man] Everybody likes Ozzy Osbourne. 368 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,632 Man, he tried to kill a chicken on stage once. 369 00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:58,233 - A chicken without feathers is still bald. 370 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,266 - Fried chicken, baked chicken, 371 00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:02,333 roasted chicken, chicken pot pie. 372 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,699 - [Man] Make my day. 373 00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:05,066 (gunshot) 374 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,500 - Animals become vegetarians during that time. 375 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,233 (screams) 376 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:10,632 - Worst kind of wounds are hairy on the inside. 377 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,100 - [News Caster] Trousered apes. 378 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,433 - [Dramatic Man] And a mouth that spoke boastful. 379 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,033 - [Man] Torturing fruit flies. 380 00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,467 - And drink it or eat it. 381 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,699 I believe that by doing this 382 00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:24,699 more power and more ability was being placed into my body. 383 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,266 - I guess you're wondering why I'm on this wall. 384 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:31,966 Well you see, I'm trying to hide from God. 385 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,733 - We've got bigger fish to contend with. 386 00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:36,033 - [Man] The devil roars like a lion 387 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,566 to try and scare you, 388 00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:40,500 but he's just a defeated animal. 389 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,733 - [Man] Don't monkey around, 390 00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:43,799 let Jesus come to live in your heart. 391 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,467 ♪ Love to be a duck for Jesus 392 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:50,433 ♪ 'Cause Jesus is my friend 393 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,066 - There are a number of wolfery clubs 394 00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,300 all over the Unites States, 395 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,899 that young people become involved in. 396 00:14:54,899 --> 00:14:58,066 - We worship and adore you (mumbles). 397 00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,933 - [Man] She died of love. Your love. 398 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,166 - How come everything's 399 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,033 such a fancy-schmancy production with you? 400 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,400 - [Woman] Ask yourself that question 401 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,200 within the solar plexus. 402 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,433 - Have you ever wondered what goes on 403 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,999 behind the scenes at Chuck E. Cheese's? 404 00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:11,799 (club dance music) 405 00:15:11,799 --> 00:15:14,933 - [Woman] Now focus on this chakra, 406 00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:16,733 and pulsate orange. 407 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:18,766 - [Man] This moment in time 408 00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:21,933 has the qualities of this moment in time. 409 00:15:21,933 --> 00:15:24,133 - Next, the question of castration. 410 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,033 - Did you know a girl can get pregnant from 411 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,333 eatin' avocados? Really! 412 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,333 - We just want the avocados. 413 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,766 - What do you think about sex? 414 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,733 - God created sex. It's awesome. 415 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,599 - You mean she can do all that inside a computer? 416 00:15:37,599 --> 00:15:39,833 - Oh I like that idea. 417 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,066 ♪ You got your penis and your prostate and your ovaries ♪ 418 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,833 ♪ You got your fimbriae and your scrotum sac ♪ 419 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,200 ♪ And if your hymen is gone it ain't coming back ♪ 420 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,566 - Have you done your kegels today? 421 00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:51,333 - I had sex. - You have to have sex. 422 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,566 - Sex was God's idea. 423 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,599 - God created sex, it was his idea! 424 00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:56,066 Not yours. 425 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:57,300 Even the stupidest of you in here can get this. 426 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,100 - [Together] Virginity! Is! Cool! 427 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,400 Come on come on. 428 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,566 Virginity is cool! What up what up. 429 00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:05,033 Virginity is cool! He's got it he's got it. 430 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,467 Virginity is cool! Come on, come on! 431 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,866 Virginity is cool! What up, what up. 432 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:12,400 Virginity is cool! Come on, come on! 433 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,599 Virginity is cool! Come on, come on! 434 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,632 - [Demonic Voice] Virginity is cool! 435 00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,333 - Sex is very much a sacred thing 436 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,133 for magicians of all backgrounds. 437 00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:23,966 - I call upon the spirits 438 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,933 of all the greatest sex experts to ever live. 439 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,766 (heavy breathing) 440 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,133 - [Woman] Experiment with any position you want 441 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,066 with your hands. 442 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,333 And you can also use crystals. 443 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,866 - [Narrator] If papa becomes passionate 444 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,999 baby feels like he's in a washing machine. 445 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,300 - I find that hard to swallow. 446 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,266 - That's what she said. 447 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,733 - That doesn't make sense! 448 00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,933 - It made no sense because they're not Satanist. 449 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:45,933 - I don't understand. 450 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:47,799 My mommy is married to my daddy, 451 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,866 so where does this new guy God fit? 452 00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:50,699 - He's on top. 453 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,133 (moans) 454 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,367 - What does that mean? 455 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,632 - That means pleasure in sex through pain. 456 00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:57,933 - It's not everyday you get a chance to fuck a ghost. 457 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,166 - Terry get away from her! 458 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,233 - [Man] This is where the power of pornography 459 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,500 in our society begins to play it's role. 460 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,966 - Then end of porn boulevard you crash and burn. 461 00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:10,133 - And pornography is free, if you pay for it course. 462 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,033 - Oh well that's too bad, she said, 463 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,666 we would hate to lose you to a mouth hole. 464 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,266 - [Woman] And all this oral and anal sex pictures. 465 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,500 - Sex with pregnant women. Sex with crippled women. 466 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,233 (speaking in foreign language) 467 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:23,033 - She she, he he, me me, we we. 468 00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,500 Us, them, they, any kinda sex you want. 469 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,733 - I'm soakin' wet. 470 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,033 - You had two guys on you at once? 471 00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:29,833 I shoulda been there! 472 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,066 - Sounds delicious. 473 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,100 - [Man] Jesus Christ stripped Satan naked. 474 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,100 - What's happening? How did I get here? 475 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:39,367 - When you butt, make sure that you keep your knees bent 476 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,899 and you lean forward. 477 00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,200 - But not only is that still fornication, 478 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,400 and biblically a sin, 479 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,100 - You're breaking God's heart. You know? 480 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,033 And I mean a condom's not going to stop that. 481 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,933 - So Jesus I want you. 482 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,467 (whistles) 483 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:53,266 - And you know what's going to happen when Jesus comes, 484 00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:54,233 don't you? 485 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:57,166 ♪ Thank God that Jesus came 486 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,467 - So God has sex with a child? 487 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,066 Whatchu talkin' 'bout Johnny? 488 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:03,532 - Now don't imagine Jesus kissing you on the mouth. 489 00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:06,200 See the meaning of it, not the picture of it. 490 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,833 ♪ Thank you Jesus 491 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,433 - Never ceases to amaze me, 492 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,666 the things that God puts his finger in. 493 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,433 - Has the great Satan taken to a vestal virgin 494 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,200 laid her out on the table and fucked her yet? 495 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,699 - It's time to fuck! 496 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:20,433 (sheep bleating) 497 00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:23,333 - [Man] Satan was a very beautiful creature. 498 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,500 - [News Caster] A disgusting God, 499 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,666 he stood there half man half goat, 500 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,799 naked, sexually suggestive, 501 00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,966 promising his worshipers fertility. 502 00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,599 - I F-U-C-K like a beast. 503 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,632 - I am here to conquer your mind 504 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,833 and possess your body and soul. 505 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,999 When I enter your body it will cause your demise, 506 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:46,100 and you will belong to me forever. 507 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,200 Yes. Feel me. 508 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:51,433 Enjoy me. 509 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,400 Love me always. 510 00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:01,333 ♪ I'll be with you when you hold me ♪ 511 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:08,300 ♪ I'll be with you when you need me ♪ 512 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,566 ♪ Something I've got to know right now ♪ 513 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:21,699 ♪ Do you want me everlastingly 514 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,233 - Kinda makes you want to go 515 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,200 to the refreshment stand, doesn't it? 516 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,799 - Has anybody ever unleashed their serpent tongue at you? 517 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,433 And you died inside? 518 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,400 How many of you have died inside? 519 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,833 - [Children] Yes! 520 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,400 - You feel so good. 521 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,033 - I certainly love you Mrs. McGuire. 522 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,200 - Mrs. McGuire, oh I like that. 523 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,433 - A real man would not 524 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,999 shoplift the pootie from a single mother. 525 00:19:51,999 --> 00:19:55,233 - I didn't shoplift the pootie. 526 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,733 Alright, I shoplifted the pootie. 527 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,899 - Yeah that's it. Don't stop. Oh please. 528 00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:09,166 - You're not very excited. 529 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,632 - I'm sorry. I'm just thinkin' about my bro. 530 00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,433 - Nice. 531 00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:15,899 (screaming) 532 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,699 (bottle thumps) 533 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,599 - Holy Jesus what was that? 534 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,000 - Did anybody feel that? 535 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,233 I felt that. 536 00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:34,933 She touched him. 537 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,200 - And how many Christians 538 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,766 make love to their television sets? 539 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:40,367 - Our ratings will go through the roof. 540 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,666 - Something to think about. 541 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,533 - If you can watch what we just saw 542 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,100 and your heart not break, 543 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,266 you might just take your pulse 544 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,699 to make sure you're still alive. 545 00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:53,400 (screams) 546 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,666 (electrical buzzing) 547 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,966 - [Man] Your union will produce a son. 548 00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:58,166 One who will rule in exalted glory. 549 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:01,933 - [Man] He walks the earth 550 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:04,233 looking for a woman ho will bear his child. 551 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,400 - [Woman] I ended up getting pregnant actually, that night. 552 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,933 (screams) 553 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:11,533 - [Narrator] Giving birth 554 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:14,300 is one of life's most challenging and transformative events. 555 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,866 - [Man] The most damaging moment 556 00:21:15,866 --> 00:21:17,966 occurred before you were born. 557 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,233 - Somethin' bad is gonna happen because of that. 558 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,899 - [Narrator] The baby's due any day now, 559 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:23,566 but everything's under control. 560 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,533 - Look at her back! 561 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,033 (screams) 562 00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:26,933 - [Woman] We are called upon to open and surrender 563 00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,300 to this unknown force. 564 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,966 - This called a hip opener. 565 00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:31,766 - All of a sudden there I was, 566 00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:32,933 being born. 567 00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:35,100 - I could feel myself exiting the womb 568 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,400 and coming out. 569 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,200 ♪ Be born again 570 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,433 (squelches) 571 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,766 ♪ Be born again 572 00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:43,733 (squelches) 573 00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:45,733 - You were already born once. 574 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,733 Why would you want to be born again? 575 00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:49,566 - [Woman] After the eggs hatched, the woman died. 576 00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:51,066 Do you know why? 577 00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:53,266 Because the babies ate her brain for nourishment. 578 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,999 - Happy fucking birthday. 579 00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:57,599 - The most important day in the Satansist's life 580 00:21:57,599 --> 00:21:58,632 is their birthday. 581 00:21:58,632 --> 00:22:00,300 - [Woman] Birthdays are great. 582 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,566 - Surprise! - Surprise! 583 00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:04,333 - Happy birthday Cecil! 584 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,433 ♪ We're havin' a birthday jubilee ♪ 585 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,833 ♪ So won't you come here and pop with me ♪ 586 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,966 ♪ Lift your spirits ay up high 587 00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:13,367 ♪ All the way up to the sky 588 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,433 ♪ Hip hop 589 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,699 ♪ Get down and jump around 590 00:22:17,699 --> 00:22:18,766 ♪ Hip hop 591 00:22:18,766 --> 00:22:20,033 - By human standards 592 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:22,400 your offspring will be horribly deformed, 593 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,133 but he will be beautiful in the eyes of Satan. 594 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,467 - Satan is mommy, Satan is daddy, 595 00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:28,866 having cute little baby. 596 00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:31,966 ♪ One child will make a difference ♪ 597 00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:35,699 ♪ One child could change the world ♪ 598 00:22:35,699 --> 00:22:38,266 - Each baby has a right to live. 599 00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:42,467 To enjoy all of the possibilities that God planned for them. 600 00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:45,933 - You know little babies enjoy their assholes. 601 00:22:45,933 --> 00:22:49,533 ♪ 'Cause I'm a baby, a little baby ♪ 602 00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:51,899 - This is the bible. Love the bible. 603 00:22:51,899 --> 00:22:53,666 Ooh I love my bible. 604 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:54,999 You wanna hold the bible? 605 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,300 (baby cries) 606 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,133 - This is the first baby I've ever had. 607 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,533 At least that I know of. 608 00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:02,266 - Sell the idea of breastfeeding to your wife. 609 00:23:02,266 --> 00:23:05,599 For dads, this requires zero preparation time. 610 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:06,833 - Kill all the male children. 611 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,666 - Explain to her how easy breastfeeding is. 612 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:11,632 Tell her how you've seen other moms doing it! 613 00:23:11,632 --> 00:23:13,999 Short moms, tall moms, third world moms! 614 00:23:13,999 --> 00:23:18,733 Besides, breastfeeding in public is uh, a fashion statement! 615 00:23:21,632 --> 00:23:24,367 - [Demonic Voice] I was born to murder the world. 616 00:23:25,933 --> 00:23:27,100 - Oops, sorry! 617 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:32,233 - I believe kids power can help save this planet. 618 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:33,500 - Where do we get kids power? 619 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:38,133 - We need 103 healthy children. 620 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,400 - Fresh unsullied innocence. 621 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,233 - [Man] The younger the body, the purer the blood. 622 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:46,500 (jolly tune) 623 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,333 - [Woman] Close your eyes and just relax, 624 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,899 while I lead you in a guided fantasy. 625 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:54,733 - Hello out there kids! 626 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,300 It's me, grandpa Jim! 627 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,533 - My name is Ben. 628 00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:59,200 - Nobody really knows that I'm here. 629 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,666 - Nobody? 630 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,266 - [Man] Never talk to strangers. 631 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,333 (screams) 632 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,500 - I be scared! 633 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,699 - Do your best and let God do the rest! 634 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,833 - There's only three things that are needed. 635 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,933 A child. A child. A child. 636 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:19,933 - Duane's Underworld. Duane's Underworld. 637 00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:23,233 It's party time! It's excellent! 638 00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:24,367 - Pass me the pie. 639 00:24:37,566 --> 00:24:41,467 ♪ So she finally shut her eyes 640 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,632 - You know what a slumber party is. 641 00:24:46,632 --> 00:24:48,899 This is where got a lotta little girls, 642 00:24:48,899 --> 00:24:52,133 age 10, 11, 12, 13. They undress. 643 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:53,400 - Father, I'm scared. 644 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,866 - [Man] Lay hands on your children! 645 00:24:54,866 --> 00:24:57,599 - Wiggle your fingers to make sure they're still there! 646 00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,766 - What in the hot lava is goin' on here? 647 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:02,233 ♪ Boys and girls are everyone's delight ♪ 648 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:04,733 - Then kids won't have any more bad dreams 649 00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:07,899 or be afraid of things that aren't real, like monsters. 650 00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:09,233 - I come for thee. 651 00:25:09,233 --> 00:25:10,533 - Bad dreams are good. 652 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,233 You're worrying too much. 653 00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:14,066 - That child looks at that and says, 654 00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:15,966 I want to be powerful. 655 00:25:15,966 --> 00:25:17,433 - Wow! - Wow! 656 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,632 - Wow! - Wow! 657 00:25:18,632 --> 00:25:20,799 - That's what I said too. Wow! 658 00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:21,766 - Whoa! - Wow! 659 00:25:21,766 --> 00:25:22,733 - Wow! - Wow! 660 00:25:22,733 --> 00:25:23,566 - Wow! 661 00:25:23,566 --> 00:25:24,400 - Wow! 662 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,632 - Whoa. - Wow! 663 00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,632 - Wow, it's great to be a vampire! 664 00:25:27,632 --> 00:25:30,433 ♪ My friend tried to make me look at the dirty book ♪ 665 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:31,733 ♪ He's just a crook 666 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:33,599 ♪ 'Cause one time he stole from the store ♪ 667 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:34,899 ♪ Took it out the door 668 00:25:34,899 --> 00:25:37,566 ♪ Tried to get me to do it too 669 00:25:37,566 --> 00:25:39,632 ♪ Man I was tempted 670 00:25:39,632 --> 00:25:41,899 - It's not easy being a kid these days. 671 00:25:41,899 --> 00:25:43,300 - That's how Satanists dress. 672 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,467 - 'Cause that's just the way kinds are. 673 00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,033 - You're a fucking choir boy! A choir boy! 674 00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:48,467 - [Presenter] Coming up next, 675 00:25:48,467 --> 00:25:50,400 how to haunt your child's bedroom. 676 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,599 - Yeah, so? 677 00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:53,200 - Do you think other children will be coming? 678 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,133 - Can we come too? 679 00:25:54,133 --> 00:25:55,533 - Oh why not? 680 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,799 (applause) 681 00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:03,233 - I got everything I need. 682 00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:06,899 CDs, refrigerator, TV, video games, satellite TV. 683 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:10,733 - I have seven CDs, and three jam boxes. 684 00:26:10,733 --> 00:26:12,100 - I really do love it here. 685 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,733 - I chose to come here today 686 00:26:13,733 --> 00:26:15,632 instead of playing by myself in the backyard. 687 00:26:15,632 --> 00:26:18,367 - I feel so good since I asked Jesus into my heart. 688 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,033 (heart pumping) 689 00:26:23,433 --> 00:26:25,533 - You've been watching a Scooby-Doo cartoon. 690 00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,233 - Our children are being lobotomized 691 00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:28,999 by behavioral psychologists. 692 00:26:28,999 --> 00:26:31,200 - [Demonic Voice] Kids and the Occult. 693 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,599 ♪ Forever 694 00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:35,866 - [Man] Where was Satanism when we were kids? 695 00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:37,033 Why didn't we get into it? 696 00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:38,433 - [News Caster] Because apparent concerts 697 00:26:38,433 --> 00:26:40,433 that some Halloween costumes can be linked 698 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,733 to devil worship and Satanic cults. 699 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:43,666 - What's wrong, honey? 700 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,200 - Sometimes I don't obey. 701 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,233 - Punish him with the rod severely. 702 00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,200 ♪ Stand up and get down 703 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,066 ♪ And stand up and sit down 704 00:26:53,066 --> 00:26:55,166 ♪ And stand up and sit down 705 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:57,266 ♪ And stand up kneel down 706 00:26:57,266 --> 00:27:00,566 ♪ And stand up sit down and stand up ♪ 707 00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:01,999 ♪ Kneel down and stand up 708 00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,599 ♪ Sit down and stand up 709 00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:05,467 ♪ And kneel down and sit down 710 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:08,766 ♪ And stand up and be glad to obey ♪ 711 00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:11,333 - I can't believe how stupid these other kids are. 712 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,233 - [Child] They care about kids like us! 713 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:16,033 - It's not only older people who have to face death. 714 00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:19,799 - They are trying to get children at a very young age 715 00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:22,933 - What? Hello? Hello? 716 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,599 What's that, the kids are all getting sick? 717 00:27:26,599 --> 00:27:28,899 - Did you know that in the United States 718 00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:31,799 every day 12 children are killed! 719 00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:33,033 - [Children] So what? 720 00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:35,200 - And you can't see to kiss here it hurts. 721 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,000 - All people like the others die. 722 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,400 - The child shall die a hundred years old. 723 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,766 ♪ And I will L-I-V-E 724 00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:43,033 ♪ E-T-E-R-N-A-L-L-Y 725 00:27:43,033 --> 00:27:45,699 - I think that's your mom and dad's decision. 726 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,500 - What business of yours is that? 727 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:59,699 - Your freedom is based on the fact you are God's child. 728 00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:02,433 - I think this is one time it's okay to say yes. 729 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,733 ♪ You are my God 730 00:28:05,733 --> 00:28:08,866 - Our children don't have to wind up in the backyard 731 00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:10,866 sacrificing chickens to a moon god. 732 00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:12,833 - Being a kid is kinda like that. 733 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,200 - [Together] That's nonsense. 734 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,566 - But even the nicest people in the world 735 00:28:16,566 --> 00:28:17,833 can become monsters. 736 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,166 ♪ So if you're filthy 737 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,133 ♪ Smelly 738 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,866 ♪ Evil wicked and cruel 739 00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:28,999 ♪ You'll be right at home 740 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,467 - I told you to quit watching that junk. 741 00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:31,833 - [Man] I can come into your house 742 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:33,300 and I can assault your kid. 743 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,766 - [Man] You're not gonna bite the kid! 744 00:28:34,766 --> 00:28:36,200 - Can't help myself. 745 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,733 - He especially likes little girls 746 00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:39,966 that don't listen to their-- 747 00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:42,266 ♪ Daddy will explain it 748 00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:44,333 ♪ If he had the time 749 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,833 ♪ But if he doesn't 750 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,200 ♪ I'll just have to trust him 751 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,133 ♪ Do it 'cause daddy said so 752 00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:52,333 ♪ Do it 'cause daddy said so 753 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,632 ♪ Do it 'cause daddy said so 754 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:56,566 ♪ Trust, obey 755 00:28:56,566 --> 00:28:58,899 ♪ And do it 'cause daddy said so ♪ 756 00:28:58,899 --> 00:29:00,699 (yells) 757 00:29:00,699 --> 00:29:03,433 (sustained note) 758 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,033 - Mommy, hug me, hug me. 759 00:29:09,033 --> 00:29:09,966 - No! 760 00:29:09,966 --> 00:29:11,233 - [Together] You can't leave. 761 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,833 - And that's when the darkness came. 762 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:13,733 - Kill him. 763 00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:16,833 - If it makes a child happy, it's always right. 764 00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:20,566 - Why didn't you accept Jesus while you had a chance? 765 00:29:20,566 --> 00:29:22,533 ♪ You are the devil and the devil is bad ♪ 766 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:25,899 - Oh mighty Satan destroy those who love God! 767 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,367 - Children are sick. 768 00:29:27,367 --> 00:29:29,200 - [Child] Um, I think you guys are pretty dumb. 769 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,033 (phone clicks) 770 00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:33,166 - Caller? Caller? 771 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,400 - Almost there. 772 00:29:35,766 --> 00:29:38,300 - I have the body of an infant and the head of a goat. 773 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,599 - [Announcer] Without sharp edges that cut little hands. 774 00:29:41,599 --> 00:29:43,766 (screams) 775 00:29:45,999 --> 00:29:49,200 ♪ I may never march in the infantry ♪ 776 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,200 ♪ Glide in the calvary, shoot the auxiliary ♪ 777 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,166 ♪ I may never zoom o'er the enemy ♪ 778 00:29:57,166 --> 00:30:01,300 ♪ But I'm in the Lord's army 779 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:05,467 ♪ I'm in the Lord's army, yessir ♪ 780 00:30:05,467 --> 00:30:06,400 - Technical foul! 781 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,766 - Surprised to see me, Clarence? 782 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,233 - No! You're dead! We killed you! 783 00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:10,467 - They made me do it. 784 00:30:10,467 --> 00:30:12,200 - I killed'em both with my bare hands, 785 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,400 'cause God helped me! 786 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,933 - We thought for a while there we'd lost you! 787 00:30:14,933 --> 00:30:16,033 - I'll be watching you. 788 00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:17,500 - You really had us worried! 789 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:21,266 - [Together] Hi Clint! We missed you. 790 00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:22,500 - Gimme five! 791 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,033 - Coming up next, we're gonna talk to a woman 792 00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,766 who's a former member of a Satanic cult 793 00:30:25,766 --> 00:30:28,799 who watched her own child sacrificed. 794 00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:31,000 - They sacrificed a human baby. 795 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,632 So I just left Hollywood the next day, 796 00:30:37,632 --> 00:30:38,866 I didn't know what to do. 797 00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:41,233 - I want you to know that Satan hates 798 00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:42,766 this generation of young people. 799 00:30:42,766 --> 00:30:43,966 - [Teenage Girl] A lot of people think it's tough 800 00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:45,367 being a young person today. 801 00:30:45,367 --> 00:30:47,500 There's drinking, there's drugs. 802 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,966 Teenage pregnancies, and even suicide. 803 00:30:49,966 --> 00:30:52,467 - What in the world brought you to Freedom Village? 804 00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:57,100 - Suicide, um Rebellions, - Suicide? 805 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:59,400 You weren't successful were you? 806 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,666 - No. - Did you kill yourself? 807 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,866 - I have feelings. Nobody understands me! 808 00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:05,400 They look at me and they put me down. 809 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,699 Worthless. 810 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,866 - [Man] Even our youth has gone insane. 811 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,300 - There were like really weird dudes. 812 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,033 - God is looking for geeks here tonight. 813 00:31:13,033 --> 00:31:14,300 He's lookin' for nerds. 814 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,599 - Asthma's for dweebs, right? 815 00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:16,999 But wait. You're no dweeb! 816 00:31:16,999 --> 00:31:18,833 - Well I'm a typical teenager! 817 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:19,833 - Hey I'm a teenager! 818 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:22,233 (vocalizing) 819 00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:30,166 ♪ So hey, what's that you say now ♪ 820 00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:33,533 ♪ Say you got in with the wrong crowd ♪ 821 00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:34,533 - [Announcer] Buzzwords from the street. 822 00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:35,766 - Far out! 823 00:31:35,766 --> 00:31:36,599 - Wazzup homie! 824 00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:37,799 - [Parrot] Wazzup homie! 825 00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,333 - We're into the south side snakes hood. 826 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,933 ♪ Dance dance 827 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,933 ♪ We're kickin' it for Christ 828 00:31:43,933 --> 00:31:45,733 ♪ Dance 829 00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:47,533 ♪ We're kickin' it for Christ 830 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:48,799 - [Man] It became quite common 831 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,433 to see young people stick safety pins 832 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:51,400 through various parts of their body. 833 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,166 They're the ugliest people 834 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,566 that I've ever seen in my life! 835 00:31:54,566 --> 00:31:56,833 - Uh, It's gonna be the crime of the 90's. 836 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,100 - Everybody says so, 837 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:01,666 Hope Donaghue, Oprah, Sally Jessy, Larry King. 838 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,533 - I think it's a bunch a' well to do white kids. 839 00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:06,933 - I think we can use some uh, 840 00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:09,100 devil's horns from everybody right about now. 841 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,699 (kissing sounds) 842 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:14,899 - America really needs one confirmed case 843 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,500 of a pregnant teenage boy. 844 00:32:17,699 --> 00:32:19,266 - [Woman] What's the benefit of Satanism 845 00:32:19,266 --> 00:32:21,100 as you see it to teenagers? 846 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,233 - [Man] Drugs, sex, power. 847 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,999 - I never knew getting my own way could be this easy! 848 00:32:25,999 --> 00:32:28,999 - I believe that I have a telepathic power of some kind. 849 00:32:28,999 --> 00:32:30,699 - [Thinking] Drop dead you old cooter. 850 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,866 - [Teenage Boy] Pretty cool huh? 851 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,133 - Yeah it's great. 852 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,467 - [Teenage Boy] But you know mission dudesters, 853 00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:36,300 you can't stop God's word. 854 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,333 - I'm all for it. I'm a Satanist myself. 855 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,566 (dramatic organ music) 856 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,233 - They're very street smart, some of these Satanists. 857 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:52,500 ♪ You are the devil and you are bad ♪ 858 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,133 - [Woman] They start by the Ouija board 859 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:55,799 and getting in touch with the spirit. 860 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,433 - That is why a Ouija board is not a toy. 861 00:32:58,433 --> 00:33:01,100 - [Man] We would like to classify 'em as the dabbler. 862 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,100 - Your dabblers. - Dabblers. 863 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,533 - Dabblers. - Dabblers. 864 00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:05,400 - The kid who kinda dabbles around in this stuff. 865 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,866 - [News Caster] They wear the clothes, 866 00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:09,500 try a few rituals, and listen to the heavy metal bands. 867 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,799 But some go further. 868 00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:14,066 - Carl. Uncle Carl. 869 00:33:14,066 --> 00:33:17,133 - Drugs, heavy metal music, role playing games. 870 00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:19,166 Animal mutilations. 871 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,233 - [News Caster] Possibly a little graffiti. 872 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:22,200 - And popularity is everything. 873 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,666 - [Teenage Boy] Ouija board wasn't enough, 874 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:26,799 so we started getting into the uh incense books. 875 00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:28,333 - [Woman] Teenagers across America 876 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:30,799 are playing with a new and frightening game. 877 00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:33,699 - Could this be some kind of Dungeons and Dragons game? 878 00:33:33,699 --> 00:33:35,200 - [Man] Believe it or not, 879 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,733 you can learn spells right out of Dungeons and Dragons. 880 00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:38,133 Kids will learn them from the Ouija board. 881 00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:40,233 - [Man] John's slide into Satanism began 882 00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:43,599 with his obsession with the fantasy role playing game 883 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:45,033 Dungeons and Dragons. 884 00:33:45,033 --> 00:33:46,833 Little did he know that months later, 885 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,333 he would be drinking blood in front of his schoolmates. 886 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:52,300 (demonic moan) 887 00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,566 - [Man] Do whatever you can do 888 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:55,333 to drive your parents crazy. 889 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,433 - I practice magic. 890 00:34:02,066 --> 00:34:05,533 ♪ But you, you have never given me ♪ 891 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:08,166 ♪ Even a little goat for a party with my friends ♪ 892 00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:10,133 - [News Caster] Teenagers also tend to be impatient. 893 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,300 - I won't tolerate this language from you, young man. 894 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,766 - Fuck you, butt head. 895 00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:15,500 - He tried to kill himself and kill his parents. 896 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,733 - [News Caster] When one or more 897 00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:17,866 of these warning signs are evident, 898 00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:19,833 you should look further for ritual items 899 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,966 such as a pentagram, black or red robe, 900 00:34:21,966 --> 00:34:24,066 a chalice or goblet, black candles, 901 00:34:24,066 --> 00:34:26,200 a personal diary with a black cover, 902 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,966 a decorative dagger, or knife. 903 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,000 - How does it work? 904 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:32,599 - Many parents don't understand that they have the right, 905 00:34:32,599 --> 00:34:35,333 not only the right but the responsibility, 906 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,200 to go into their children's room. 907 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,899 You are not violating their privacy, 908 00:34:38,899 --> 00:34:40,632 because their privacy belongs to you. 909 00:34:40,632 --> 00:34:43,233 - Who are the most important people 910 00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:46,866 to little girls age 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. 911 00:34:46,866 --> 00:34:48,467 Who are they always talking about? 912 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:51,200 - Mother? Daddy? Grandma? Grandpa? 913 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,899 How would you like for your daughter 914 00:34:54,899 --> 00:34:57,966 to bring this gentleman home for dinner? 915 00:34:57,966 --> 00:34:59,333 - Thank God my kids are grown, 916 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,133 and I don't have to go through this. 917 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,367 (gibberish) 918 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,200 ♪ Sometimes in life 919 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,033 (buzzer) 920 00:35:09,033 --> 00:35:10,433 - [Woman] It's Monday. 921 00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:11,933 - Damn! 922 00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:13,100 - [Man] If you are working inside an office right now, 923 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,766 many of the conditions surrounding you 924 00:35:14,766 --> 00:35:16,333 are the same as those you will find in-- 925 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,166 - [Deep Voice] Hell. 926 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,666 - See me in my office! 927 00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,733 - I'd like the opportunity to be assigned to that account. 928 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:21,666 - I don't think so. 929 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:23,200 - I'm a construction worker. 930 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,966 Not a computer guru. 931 00:35:24,966 --> 00:35:27,367 Are there jobs for people like me? 932 00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:28,866 - Congratulations Carl. 933 00:35:28,866 --> 00:35:31,333 - Listen, honey, could you get that report for me? 934 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:34,766 - Okay. 935 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,866 - They're gonna look at you as if you were a product. 936 00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:38,566 - [Naked Woman] The report you requested, sir. 937 00:35:38,566 --> 00:35:41,233 - But I wouldn't want just everybody to see my resume. 938 00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:42,833 - Now we have selected three men 939 00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:46,266 who's builds and careers represent a good cross-section. 940 00:35:46,266 --> 00:35:49,666 - Say Mr. Fat Rat, exactly what kinda work do you do? 941 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:52,799 - Oh, even that word makes my back hurt. 942 00:35:52,799 --> 00:35:56,133 Son, I'm one of those rare souls that doesn't have to work. 943 00:35:56,133 --> 00:35:57,100 - [Woman] Negaholics. 944 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:59,533 ♪ Not working works for me 945 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,333 ♪ While other critters sweat and strain ♪ 946 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,866 ♪ That kinda thing drives me insane ♪ 947 00:36:04,866 --> 00:36:07,632 (big band music) 948 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,433 - That's it babe, I am gone. 949 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,333 (demonic gurgling) 950 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,367 (laughs) 951 00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:22,066 - You're fired! 952 00:36:22,066 --> 00:36:24,866 ♪ Got another new invoice 953 00:36:24,866 --> 00:36:25,966 - Speaking with your mother-in-law 954 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,500 for the third time that day. 955 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,500 - You enjoy my suffering, don't you. 956 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,699 - [Man] My sperm count's low, my toilets are plugged up, 957 00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:33,899 and my cat's pregnant. 958 00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:35,699 - [Narrator] The death of a favorite pet. 959 00:36:35,699 --> 00:36:36,632 - [Woman] That's why they use animals 960 00:36:36,632 --> 00:36:37,866 as their messengers off doom. 961 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:40,699 - My dad and my mom are getting a divorce. 962 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:41,632 - They should call a mechanic. 963 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:43,699 - They should call on God. 964 00:36:43,699 --> 00:36:44,966 (nervous laughter) 965 00:36:44,966 --> 00:36:46,233 - Where was Jesus when Mike left me? 966 00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:48,966 - He's at home, washin' his ties. 967 00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:50,533 - All of a sudden that hot pot exploded 968 00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:52,133 and tar flew all over me. 969 00:36:52,133 --> 00:36:53,300 - I'm so ugly. 970 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,733 - My parents are dead. 971 00:36:55,733 --> 00:36:57,100 - Remember when our parents died? 972 00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,500 - He was killed in a gang shootout. 973 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,333 - I'm sorry. 974 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,599 - Boo-hoo. 975 00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:01,666 - Looks like I'm gonna be Mr. Peanut Dick 976 00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:02,766 for the rest of my life. 977 00:37:02,766 --> 00:37:04,133 (sneezes) 978 00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:06,733 ♪ Some people they got the wrong idea ♪ 979 00:37:06,733 --> 00:37:07,799 ♪ They think that bein' sick 980 00:37:07,799 --> 00:37:09,033 ♪ Must be God's will 981 00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:10,266 - This was that terrible thing 982 00:37:10,266 --> 00:37:11,433 that you said was going to happen. 983 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,933 ♪ Well ya did alright 984 00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,533 ♪ Well you're doin' alright 985 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:21,533 ♪ Alright mon 986 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:22,333 - This is terrible 987 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:23,799 - That's terrible! 988 00:37:23,799 --> 00:37:25,033 - That's terrible! 989 00:37:25,033 --> 00:37:26,033 - It's terrible! - Terrible. 990 00:37:26,033 --> 00:37:27,233 - Terrible! - Terrible! 991 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:28,400 - Terrible. - Terrible! 992 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,233 - Terrible. - Terrible. 993 00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:31,632 - Ah, that's terrible. 994 00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:32,566 - [Man] That was the greatest thing 995 00:37:32,566 --> 00:37:33,799 ever could happen to that guy, 996 00:37:33,799 --> 00:37:35,400 is that his body could be burnt. 997 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,367 - Sometimes if it's too easy, it's too easy! 998 00:37:38,367 --> 00:37:40,300 - There's more to life than feeling good now. 999 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,799 - I didn't choose to be this way. 1000 00:37:41,799 --> 00:37:43,500 - This is where they planted me. 1001 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,933 - Thousands die every day in the Sudan, of course. 1002 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:47,433 - The unloved ones. 1003 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:49,999 - When God looks at us, he doesn't have any favorites. 1004 00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:51,566 - Somebody, nobody, somebody, nobody, 1005 00:37:51,566 --> 00:37:53,933 somebody, nobody, somebody, nobody. 1006 00:37:53,933 --> 00:37:55,333 - [Man] He could not undo what had been done, 1007 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,400 but the door to the past was locked. 1008 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,566 - Sometimes life can be scary. 1009 00:37:58,566 --> 00:38:01,166 - It's just too depressing! 1010 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,433 - I feel helpless. 1011 00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:04,833 - I know how everyone feels. 1012 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,766 - [Man] God does not answer prayers, 1013 00:38:06,766 --> 00:38:09,100 he chooses to let us be treated unfairly. 1014 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:09,966 - But why? 1015 00:38:09,966 --> 00:38:11,533 - God cursed the earth. 1016 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:12,599 - How disappointing! 1017 00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:14,367 - Maybe she needs to pray more! 1018 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:16,066 - Or pray harder. - Or pray better. 1019 00:38:16,066 --> 00:38:19,300 - I don't want Jesus! I want Mike. 1020 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,233 - [Narrator] Miles Peterson gave up. 1021 00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,266 This is the zone of no hope. 1022 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:31,033 ♪ My days are cold my nights are bleak ♪ 1023 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:33,632 ♪ Death and peace are all I see ♪ 1024 00:38:33,632 --> 00:38:36,467 ♪ Please God please 1025 00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:39,166 ♪ I wanna die, I wanna die 1026 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:42,200 - But wait. The situation's not entirely hopeless. 1027 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,533 ♪ You'd be better off dead 1028 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,233 - I always loved you Cory. 1029 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:47,599 - No dad. 1030 00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:48,433 - Don't! 1031 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:49,433 - Broski no! 1032 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:56,766 - Kill me. 1033 00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:58,166 - Kill yourself. Kill yourself. 1034 00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,166 Kill yourself. Kill yourself. 1035 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,200 - Really wanna kill yourself, I'll show you how. 1036 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,367 (screams) 1037 00:39:05,966 --> 00:39:08,367 (explosions) 1038 00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:11,866 - There is no escape. 1039 00:39:11,866 --> 00:39:13,733 - Don't listen to this man. 1040 00:39:13,733 --> 00:39:15,699 - Remember what the bible says! 1041 00:39:15,699 --> 00:39:18,699 (intimidating music) 1042 00:39:18,699 --> 00:39:22,200 (speaks foreign language) 1043 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,899 (chanting) 1044 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,933 - Lords of the underworld, hear me your servant. 1045 00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:35,200 - (mutters) I command you come forth! 1046 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,599 - I conjure and command thee Prince of Darkness! 1047 00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:38,533 - Come now! 1048 00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:40,266 - (speaks foreign language) 1049 00:39:40,266 --> 00:39:42,899 (explosion) 1050 00:39:42,899 --> 00:39:44,367 - You called me? 1051 00:39:44,367 --> 00:39:46,833 - Go away and leave us alone, ya nasty old devil. 1052 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:49,699 - I have the power to grant you anything you wish! 1053 00:39:49,699 --> 00:39:50,766 - Make your request. 1054 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:52,000 - [Man] Unimaginable riches 1055 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,866 that are a big part of hip hop scene. 1056 00:39:53,866 --> 00:39:54,766 - Fame. - Money. 1057 00:39:54,766 --> 00:39:55,599 - Guys. 1058 00:39:55,599 --> 00:39:56,433 - And money. 1059 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:57,467 - And guys. 1060 00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:58,467 - I wanna big dick. 1061 00:39:58,467 --> 00:40:01,133 - The stakes are your soul! 1062 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,133 - We trade in our eternal souls 1063 00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,632 and he gives us shit. 1064 00:40:05,632 --> 00:40:07,300 - I'd sell my soul just to be a pimple on her ass. 1065 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:10,000 - We'd like to offer you a lifetime contract. 1066 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,266 - Did you say contract? 1067 00:40:11,266 --> 00:40:12,799 - No no, my dear, contract my dear, 1068 00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:14,333 contract, read my lips. 1069 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,533 Just take this pen my sweet, and sign on the dotted line. 1070 00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:19,533 - Why thank you, I'm flattered. 1071 00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:21,233 I'll sign my name right now. 1072 00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,666 ♪ No no don't do it 1073 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:24,999 - Nobody's paid attention to what's going on 1074 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,266 because Satan wants your soul. 1075 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:27,632 - Believe in any of that stuff. 1076 00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:28,866 - Have you ever seen your soul? 1077 00:40:28,866 --> 00:40:30,433 - [Woman] I want you to visualize your spirit 1078 00:40:30,433 --> 00:40:32,233 around you and inside you, 1079 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:34,433 as if it's a nice sun, or a cloud. 1080 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:35,533 - Ooh spirit. 1081 00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:37,799 - [Preacher] You see, your spirit's down 1082 00:40:37,799 --> 00:40:39,300 on the inside of ya, 1083 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:42,467 even though you can't see him, he's still there. 1084 00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:44,899 - [Man] You must save your soul. 1085 00:40:44,899 --> 00:40:46,100 - [Preacher] And resist the devil! 1086 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:47,233 ♪ Don't fall for Satan's tricks ♪ 1087 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:49,367 - Remember, it's your choice. 1088 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:50,599 - We all have free will. 1089 00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:52,933 - The choice she makes must be her own. 1090 00:40:52,933 --> 00:40:53,933 - Choose your own destiny. 1091 00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:55,599 - You have two choices. 1092 00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:57,567 Join our crew, or die. 1093 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,166 ♪ What am I gonna do 1094 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,266 ♪ Do do do what to do 1095 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:03,333 - [Together] Deal! 1096 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,599 - It's a deal. 1097 00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:05,833 ♪ Now you really made the hippest choice ♪ 1098 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,066 - A rapping rhino? 1099 00:41:07,066 --> 00:41:08,733 - Um, shouldn't we sign some contracts? 1100 00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:10,166 ♪ I'll sign my name 1101 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,333 ♪ Charity Churchmouse 1102 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,333 (sinister laughter) 1103 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,899 - I own your soul. 1104 00:41:18,899 --> 00:41:21,133 - You made a deal with the devil. 1105 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,400 - I sold my soul to the devil and the price was cheap. 1106 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,500 - [Man] That's a really bad deal if you ask me. 1107 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,233 - Doesn't mean you didn't have fun. 1108 00:41:29,433 --> 00:41:31,367 (cackles) 1109 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:33,632 - The hour of Satan has arrived. 1110 00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:37,899 - I must now do your bidding. 1111 00:41:37,899 --> 00:41:38,733 - Alright. 1112 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:40,999 - All of us are gods. 1113 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,000 - The human being is the center of the universe. 1114 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,233 - We're creating all of this. All of it! 1115 00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:47,632 - We're like God in many ways. 1116 00:41:47,632 --> 00:41:48,899 - You're so different 1117 00:41:48,899 --> 00:41:50,433 that you get to make up your own rules. 1118 00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:53,799 - Real life is found in fun, and doing whatever feels good. 1119 00:41:53,799 --> 00:41:54,766 - Always have fun. 1120 00:41:54,766 --> 00:41:56,300 - I could do whatever I want! 1121 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,599 - I answer to no one. 1122 00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:59,467 - So don't ask me why, ask yourself. Why not? 1123 00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:02,066 - I'll tell you why. I dunno why! 1124 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:03,866 That's just the way it is! 1125 00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:05,433 - [Man] I want the women, I want the guys, 1126 00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:07,233 I want the booze, I want the drugs, I want the occult. 1127 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,766 - [Woman] It's an addiction to evil. 1128 00:42:08,766 --> 00:42:11,766 - If thou do that which is evil, be very afraid. 1129 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,766 - I'm be scared. 1130 00:42:13,766 --> 00:42:16,266 - So this is the way occultists tell each other, 1131 00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:19,367 hey, we're Satanists, and we're partying. 1132 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:20,999 ♪ Party 1133 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:23,233 ♪ Party 1134 00:42:23,233 --> 00:42:25,233 ♪ Party 1135 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:27,266 ♪ Oh yeah 1136 00:42:27,266 --> 00:42:28,533 ♪ Party 1137 00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:29,999 - Okay, let's turn this wake into a party again. 1138 00:42:29,999 --> 00:42:30,966 - Alright. - Yeah! 1139 00:42:34,799 --> 00:42:36,266 - Woo hoo. 1140 00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:37,100 - Yeah! 1141 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:37,933 Who's next? 1142 00:42:39,699 --> 00:42:40,933 - Do you wanna do a couple a lines or anything, 1143 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,632 no you don't do much drugs. 1144 00:42:42,632 --> 00:42:45,300 - Dave's the name and drugs are my game. 1145 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:47,500 - Would you like a cigarette? 1146 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,899 Or maybe an ice cold beer? 1147 00:42:49,899 --> 00:42:51,400 - Wanna smoke some weed? 1148 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,833 - What would you do if somebody showed you a kind of needle, 1149 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:57,033 told you to stick it in your arm to get high and feel good? 1150 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,933 - It sounds like loads of fun, I would do it. 1151 00:42:58,933 --> 00:43:00,899 - Just for the record, I've never been high. 1152 00:43:00,899 --> 00:43:02,400 - Drug users are losers. 1153 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,833 ♪ Pushin' drugs and junk and alcohol ♪ 1154 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:05,666 - [Girl] Is that? 1155 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,933 - Yep. Alcohol. 1156 00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,833 - Special buzz juice, if you catch my drift. 1157 00:43:08,833 --> 00:43:11,000 - Have a drink a this and take a few a these! 1158 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,066 - Do you do drugs? 1159 00:43:12,066 --> 00:43:13,000 - Uh no. 1160 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,933 - Go home and smoke something! 1161 00:43:14,933 --> 00:43:16,433 - No, cigarettes are bad for you. 1162 00:43:16,433 --> 00:43:17,333 (laughter) 1163 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,166 - This ain't cigarettes. 1164 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,333 - Okay, so what is it? 1165 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,966 - It's the coke in your ear. 1166 00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:24,367 - It's the real thing man. 1167 00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:25,533 - You know pot, marijuana. 1168 00:43:25,533 --> 00:43:27,233 - Acid, 'ludes, cocaine. 1169 00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:28,899 - This here is a psilocybin mushroom. 1170 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:30,533 - You name the trip, it's in the bag. 1171 00:43:30,533 --> 00:43:32,433 - My salvation comes 1172 00:43:33,433 --> 00:43:37,666 in little white packages. 1173 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:38,833 - But they give me free vodka. 1174 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,233 - The first one's always free. 1175 00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:42,999 - Alright Louie, give me your pills and start pouring. 1176 00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:45,400 - [Man] So you all shoot'n'toot so you feel better, 1177 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,999 you feel better but you go crazy as a shithouse rat, 1178 00:43:47,999 --> 00:43:49,966 start seeing things like devil worshipers. 1179 00:43:49,966 --> 00:43:52,966 (slurring nonsense) 1180 00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,233 - My feet are on drugs? 1181 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,300 - A lot of people right now are on tranquilizers 1182 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,333 because of... 1183 00:43:59,766 --> 00:44:01,266 - Sometimes you just have to party. 1184 00:44:01,266 --> 00:44:03,333 - Come on Mother Goose, join the party! 1185 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,266 - Party hardy! 1186 00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,533 - [Announcer] Play, win, party! 1187 00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:07,066 - Party time. - Have fun! 1188 00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:09,233 (giggles) 1189 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,632 - Let's have some fun. 1190 00:44:11,632 --> 00:44:12,866 Marshmallows. 1191 00:44:12,866 --> 00:44:16,467 - Alls you do is take a big sniff 1192 00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:19,567 and go on the ride of your life. 1193 00:44:19,567 --> 00:44:21,632 (sniffs) 1194 00:44:23,799 --> 00:44:26,433 - Bam! You start hallucinating. 1195 00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:27,433 - [Man] You were drugged? 1196 00:44:27,433 --> 00:44:28,966 - I mainlined with Satan. 1197 00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,533 - [Man] If you really wanna see your mind, 1198 00:44:31,533 --> 00:44:33,533 you gotta be ready to rip your skull off. 1199 00:44:33,533 --> 00:44:34,966 (conch horn) 1200 00:44:34,966 --> 00:44:37,266 - [Narrator] People achieve this state every day. 1201 00:44:37,266 --> 00:44:38,400 And so can you. 1202 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:43,933 (sounds overlapping) 1203 00:44:48,066 --> 00:44:51,133 - [Disembodied Voice] Check out the swirling colors. 1204 00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:53,933 (electric guitar) 1205 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,433 (rock and roll music) 1206 00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:26,367 (sudden explosion) 1207 00:45:26,367 --> 00:45:28,367 - [Narrator] Was Andy's angel encounter real? 1208 00:45:28,367 --> 00:45:30,733 Or merely an hallucination from the drugs. 1209 00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:32,799 The next day, he quit cold turkey. 1210 00:45:32,799 --> 00:45:36,000 And replaced taking drugs with drawing angels. 1211 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,733 - I'm not confused. 1212 00:45:37,733 --> 00:45:39,799 - Well what in the world is going on. 1213 00:45:39,799 --> 00:45:40,933 - Does anybody know anything around here? 1214 00:45:40,933 --> 00:45:42,066 - What's happening? 1215 00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:42,899 - What is it? 1216 00:45:42,899 --> 00:45:45,567 Geez. Carl! Carl! 1217 00:45:45,567 --> 00:45:46,400 - Jonathan! - Elizabeth. 1218 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,533 - Simon. - Duffy. 1219 00:45:47,533 --> 00:45:48,500 - Edwina? - Howard? 1220 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:49,467 - Sherry. - Gerry! 1221 00:45:49,467 --> 00:45:50,533 - George! - Eric! 1222 00:45:50,533 --> 00:45:52,033 - Marty! - Liz, Allen, Loopy. 1223 00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:53,200 - Wooby! - Goopy? 1224 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,433 - Danny! 1225 00:45:54,433 --> 00:45:56,200 - My name is Danny and I'm here to say, 1226 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,300 when it comes to drugs just stay away. 1227 00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,833 Don't be a loser and don't be a jerk 1228 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:03,233 When you play and when you work, 1229 00:46:03,233 --> 00:46:04,400 I'm Danny! 1230 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 - He's Danny. 1231 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,733 - I'm Dan de dan de dan Danny. 1232 00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:10,433 If you wanna be smart, you gotta have a clear head. 1233 00:46:10,433 --> 00:46:11,500 - Drugs will make you crazy. 1234 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,033 - They can even make you dead. 1235 00:46:13,033 --> 00:46:14,999 - If you're drug free, you can do whatever you dream. 1236 00:46:14,999 --> 00:46:18,400 - So come out and join the Danny Team. I'm Danny. 1237 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,233 - He's Danny. 1238 00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:20,766 - Fuck you Uncle Gary. 1239 00:46:20,766 --> 00:46:23,367 - Did you know there's a song called Don't Worry, Be Happy? 1240 00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:24,632 - Yes, clap it, slap it, wrap it. 1241 00:46:24,632 --> 00:46:27,100 - And that's why you should join in 1242 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:30,833 when DJ Doc Rock does those funky raps. 1243 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,599 - Welcome to Hotel California. 1244 00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:33,833 - [News Caster] Looks pretty tame tonight, 1245 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,233 but what happened here last night 1246 00:46:35,233 --> 00:46:36,699 would make most of us sick. 1247 00:46:36,699 --> 00:46:38,533 - [Narrator] Satan has always had the best tunes. 1248 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:39,833 - [Man] We're putting out our own music, 1249 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,200 Satanic music, truly Satanic music. 1250 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,533 Not this heavy metal crap. 1251 00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:47,200 - Do not use plastic bags for your toilet. 1252 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,766 - [Narrator] The Satanic message is clear. 1253 00:46:48,766 --> 00:46:50,300 - Your God is dead, your God is dead, your God is dead, 1254 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:53,233 your God is dead, your God is dead, your God is dead. 1255 00:46:53,233 --> 00:46:54,799 - Hey hey my my rock n' roll will never die. 1256 00:46:54,799 --> 00:46:57,033 - But you sold your soul for rock n' roll. 1257 00:46:57,033 --> 00:46:59,567 ♪ I wanna be in the band 1258 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:00,933 ♪ I need to be in the band 1259 00:47:00,933 --> 00:47:04,233 ♪ I gotta be in the band, mister ♪ 1260 00:47:04,233 --> 00:47:05,833 ♪ I wanna be in the band 1261 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,467 ♪ I need to be in the band 1262 00:47:07,467 --> 00:47:10,666 ♪ I gotta be in the band, mister ♪ 1263 00:47:10,666 --> 00:47:11,599 - Yo, bitch. 1264 00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,367 - Oh, right on cue! 1265 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:19,166 - My serve. Now gimme the ball. 1266 00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:21,433 (squish) 1267 00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:24,367 (groaning in pain) 1268 00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:30,300 (screams) 1269 00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:34,033 - This is a real keeper. 1270 00:47:34,033 --> 00:47:35,433 - Kids, it'll grow back. 1271 00:47:35,433 --> 00:47:36,632 (cheers) 1272 00:47:36,632 --> 00:47:40,200 ♪ You'll never know in this life ♪ 1273 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,833 ♪ I hope you never know what it's like ♪ 1274 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,699 ♪ To lose your penis 1275 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,066 ♪ To lose your penis 1276 00:47:50,066 --> 00:47:52,500 ♪ The way I lost mine 1277 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:55,866 ♪ We are born with the concept of right and wrong ♪ 1278 00:47:55,866 --> 00:47:57,300 - [Narrator] Adolf Hitler 1279 00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:58,533 was born with the concept of right and wrong. 1280 00:47:58,533 --> 00:47:59,367 - Knock knock. 1281 00:47:59,367 --> 00:48:00,233 - Who's there? 1282 00:48:00,233 --> 00:48:01,433 - Adolf. 1283 00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:02,699 - I'd like to listen to heavy metal. 1284 00:48:02,699 --> 00:48:03,933 - If you listen to heavy metal music, 1285 00:48:03,933 --> 00:48:05,333 the devil will make you kill your mom. 1286 00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:10,200 - [Man] What's the purpose of the band? 1287 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,833 - [Musician] To create the most evilest music, 1288 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:14,933 and to gain entrance into the southern gates of hell. 1289 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,400 - [News Caster] We think young people 1290 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,799 need to carefully examine some of the rock 'n' roll stars 1291 00:48:18,799 --> 00:48:20,833 they listen to every day. 1292 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,966 - Like Slayer, Venom. - Slayer, uh Venom. 1293 00:48:23,966 --> 00:48:25,233 Uh, Merciful Faith. 1294 00:48:25,233 --> 00:48:27,133 - The Warlock Pinchers. - Uh Possessed. 1295 00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:28,666 - Uh, Ozzy, my man! 1296 00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:31,766 - One of the ugliest musicians I've ever seen was a lady 1297 00:48:32,799 --> 00:48:34,799 by the name of Alice Cooper. 1298 00:48:34,799 --> 00:48:36,166 - Well who's Pantera? 1299 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:38,166 Well, it's not the metal band. 1300 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,433 - 90's rage. Rage! 1301 00:48:43,233 --> 00:48:45,933 - Marilyn Manson have an influence on you, personally? 1302 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,666 - Kinda sorta. 1303 00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:49,833 - [News Caster] Fred Durst, front man of Limp Bizkit, 1304 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:51,100 is a total idiot. 1305 00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:54,899 - If you spend all day listening to Nine Inch Nails 1306 00:48:54,899 --> 00:48:57,433 saying I want to violate you, 1307 00:48:57,433 --> 00:48:59,632 you might have a little problem controlling yourself 1308 00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,400 on your date that night, ya think? 1309 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,500 ♪ I want to violate you 1310 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,833 - [Narrator] If Master P continues to follow Satan, 1311 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,333 hell is certainly his destiny. 1312 00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:09,533 - There'll be a day that 2 Live Crew gets on their knee 1313 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,966 and says Jesus is Lord. 1314 00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:12,233 Ted Turner will bow his knee. 1315 00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:15,632 - You had your fun, now it's time to... 1316 00:49:15,632 --> 00:49:16,933 - Why don't they have songs out 1317 00:49:16,933 --> 00:49:19,000 about being true to your school? 1318 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,433 Why don't they have songs out 1319 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:21,933 about eating your brussels sprouts? 1320 00:49:21,933 --> 00:49:23,133 ♪ Come on 1321 00:49:23,133 --> 00:49:25,433 ♪ Do the vege-boogie 1322 00:49:25,433 --> 00:49:26,400 ♪ Come on 1323 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,367 ♪ Do the vege-boogie 1324 00:49:28,367 --> 00:49:30,100 - Oh boy! I like songs about that! 1325 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:30,966 - Well that's what it's about. 1326 00:49:30,966 --> 00:49:32,233 - I mean, there's always 1327 00:49:32,233 --> 00:49:34,833 The New Kids On The Block, isn't there? 1328 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:36,066 Well... 1329 00:49:36,066 --> 00:49:40,433 - This is the hymn of the Satanic Empire. 1330 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:57,533 (repeating 666) 1331 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,066 - Is there any other significance 1332 00:50:04,066 --> 00:50:06,433 to 666 that is very important? 1333 00:50:06,433 --> 00:50:09,467 - Yes. Six is one less than seven. 1334 00:50:09,467 --> 00:50:11,467 (roars) 1335 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:20,333 - Maybe there's a much more sinister numbering system. 1336 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:24,166 And maybe, it's sooner than we think. 1337 00:50:24,166 --> 00:50:25,433 - Now the party gets real. 1338 00:50:25,433 --> 00:50:26,833 - [Announcer] In the super slick world 1339 00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:28,300 of L.A's power brokers, 1340 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:31,433 now at a sinfully low price of only $14.95. 1341 00:50:31,433 --> 00:50:33,133 - I want money. 1342 00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,899 I want more money than I know what to do with. 1343 00:50:34,899 --> 00:50:36,066 - Done. 1344 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:37,000 - All the money wherever I want, kid! 1345 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,066 - Sorcery sells. 1346 00:50:38,066 --> 00:50:39,367 - Show me the money. 1347 00:50:39,367 --> 00:50:42,400 - I'll show you God. M-O-N-E-Y. 1348 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,733 - Look at that quarterly depreciation. 1349 00:50:43,733 --> 00:50:45,733 - I'd like to give a million dollars to God. 1350 00:50:45,733 --> 00:50:47,632 - Please Satan, can I have my money? 1351 00:50:47,632 --> 00:50:49,799 - Us insurance men, we gotta stick together. 1352 00:50:49,799 --> 00:50:51,999 - I walked away from a very lucrative real estate career 1353 00:50:51,999 --> 00:50:53,833 to do this full time, 'cause I really believe it. 1354 00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:55,599 - You have to be mean 1355 00:50:56,533 --> 00:50:58,133 to make the green. 1356 00:50:58,133 --> 00:51:02,766 - 100%, nobody gets (coughs) 100% on an investment. 1357 00:51:02,766 --> 00:51:06,632 - We can, because all things do work together for good 1358 00:51:06,632 --> 00:51:07,866 to them that love God. 1359 00:51:07,866 --> 00:51:09,166 - That, you can take to the bank. 1360 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,500 - Cool! Look at all this money! 1361 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,533 - Fifty thousand dollars! 1362 00:51:13,533 --> 00:51:15,166 - Fifty thousand dollars! 1363 00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:16,367 - I am wealthy. 1364 00:51:16,367 --> 00:51:17,733 - Not only can we please their master Satan, 1365 00:51:17,733 --> 00:51:19,367 but we got plenty of money as well. 1366 00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:20,599 - Let's spend it! 1367 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,367 - Yeah! Think of all the stuff we can get! 1368 00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:23,866 - [Woman] With no tipping allowed. 1369 00:51:23,866 --> 00:51:26,200 - I had money, I had cars, I had everything. 1370 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,166 - Never have the heavens seen such splendor. 1371 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:31,599 - [Magician] To magically produce a CEO. 1372 00:51:31,599 --> 00:51:33,133 - And every little success multiplies 1373 00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:36,200 to more successes, and continuing successes. 1374 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,632 From generation to generation, it continues. 1375 00:51:38,632 --> 00:51:42,733 - Like father like son. 1376 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:45,666 - But tell me, surrounded by all this wealth and luxury, 1377 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:47,799 does your soul ever search for anything noble, 1378 00:51:47,799 --> 00:51:49,300 perhaps even spiritual, 1379 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,433 obscured behind this vast array of material possessions? 1380 00:51:51,433 --> 00:51:53,766 - Nope. Suck my dick. 1381 00:51:54,966 --> 00:51:58,467 - If I had spent all of my time in church, 1382 00:51:58,467 --> 00:52:02,699 instead of working, hey, we wouldn't have this nice new car. 1383 00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:05,133 - Who dares disturb my banquet! 1384 00:52:05,133 --> 00:52:06,666 - [Man] It appears to be a wizard! 1385 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,467 - [Electronic Voice] There are people in our society 1386 00:52:08,467 --> 00:52:10,666 who do more harm than good. 1387 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,899 - Money is they key, 1388 00:52:11,899 --> 00:52:14,799 and I want lots and lots of it. (chuckles) 1389 00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:17,866 - Have you ever tried working for it? 1390 00:52:17,866 --> 00:52:19,100 - I'm sure these (mumbles) 1391 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:20,799 will be paying your money back real soon. 1392 00:52:20,799 --> 00:52:23,433 - He admitted that what he had done with the money 1393 00:52:23,433 --> 00:52:24,533 was wrong. 1394 00:52:24,533 --> 00:52:26,533 (moans) 1395 00:52:26,533 --> 00:52:29,233 - I needed the money. I was broke! 1396 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,833 - What are all these factories you're talking about? 1397 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:33,433 - Do you have any idea how much you just cost me? 1398 00:52:33,433 --> 00:52:34,933 - Hey! I think the system's okay. 1399 00:52:34,933 --> 00:52:38,233 - Mr. Corporate Asshole, I'm so sick of his shit. 1400 00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:39,866 - I hate workin' for sorcerers. 1401 00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:41,533 I go to collect my money and next thing you know 1402 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:43,233 I'm hypnotized and saying I don't want it. 1403 00:52:43,233 --> 00:52:44,500 - [Announcer] That's because 1404 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,933 the Shrine Masons and their friends 1405 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:47,200 pay for it all. 1406 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,567 - I did not say American Express was the beast. 1407 00:52:50,567 --> 00:52:52,066 - Never leave the cave without it. 1408 00:52:52,066 --> 00:52:54,433 - All that we have is what God wants us to have. 1409 00:52:55,533 --> 00:52:56,733 - Isn't that amazing. 1410 00:52:56,733 --> 00:53:00,833 - All the evil escaped into the world. 1411 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,599 - [Narrator] 2500 years ago the United States of America 1412 00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:08,066 was prophesied by almighty God. 1413 00:53:08,066 --> 00:53:09,699 - [Man] Jesus came to the Americas 1414 00:53:09,699 --> 00:53:10,899 to preach to the Indian. 1415 00:53:12,467 --> 00:53:14,833 - Oh, hey! Wassup man! 1416 00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:16,433 - There'll be trouble here tonight. 1417 00:53:16,433 --> 00:53:18,333 ♪ Thousands of people 1418 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,632 ♪ Marched to the ocean 1419 00:53:20,632 --> 00:53:21,899 (yells) 1420 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:23,133 - Fulfill the prophecy. 1421 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,966 - Five little, six little Indians! 1422 00:53:26,866 --> 00:53:29,166 ♪ Six six six little Indians 1423 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:32,933 ♪ If I trust the Lord I'm sure to take the land ♪ 1424 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:34,766 (suspenseful beat) 1425 00:53:34,766 --> 00:53:36,200 - My god. 1426 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,766 - Don't look at the eyes Rex. 1427 00:53:37,766 --> 00:53:39,233 - Hey homies, what's happenin'? 1428 00:53:39,233 --> 00:53:40,766 What it is, bro! 1429 00:53:40,766 --> 00:53:43,233 - Miss Annabelle, you know I never had no book learnin'. 1430 00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:45,066 (hip hop music) 1431 00:53:45,066 --> 00:53:47,533 - [Narrator] George Washington had a vision of an angel. 1432 00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:49,200 A female angel, who appeared to him 1433 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,200 and showed him the history of the United States. 1434 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,500 - Go and be a king in your own world. 1435 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,632 - Only the the young, white, virile, 1436 00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:58,567 strong, Aryans, will be permitted. 1437 00:53:58,567 --> 00:54:00,400 - You need to be like this fella right here. 1438 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,933 - [Narrator] Because the portion of your mind 1439 00:54:01,933 --> 00:54:04,833 that analyses information to make rational decisions, 1440 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:07,133 is actually incapable of error. 1441 00:54:07,133 --> 00:54:09,866 - I will forever serve the master. 1442 00:54:09,866 --> 00:54:12,699 (yelling) 1443 00:54:12,699 --> 00:54:13,933 - I mean she had the world's biggest 1444 00:54:13,933 --> 00:54:14,933 closet! 1445 00:54:14,933 --> 00:54:16,033 - She had like the biggest, 1446 00:54:16,033 --> 00:54:17,966 blue eyes you've ever seen! 1447 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:20,233 - Hi there puddin' lips. 1448 00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:21,467 - Hey girl! 1449 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:23,166 - Women. (chuckles) 1450 00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:24,833 It's a shame too, I was gonna warn her 1451 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,632 that there's a crazed killer on the loose! 1452 00:54:26,632 --> 00:54:29,300 - [Man] The devil really is a woman. 1453 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:30,799 - All women are bitches. 1454 00:54:30,799 --> 00:54:33,066 - [Woman] She put herself in a compromising situation. 1455 00:54:33,066 --> 00:54:35,133 - [Man] She allowed herself to be alone with Shikum 1456 00:54:35,133 --> 00:54:36,733 where he took advantage of the situation. 1457 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:38,833 - [Man] If you want something, you just take it! 1458 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:41,266 - Now look what you made me go and do. 1459 00:54:41,266 --> 00:54:43,533 - See that girl there in the third row? 1460 00:54:43,533 --> 00:54:46,033 She's awful cute, why don't you go up and give her a kiss! 1461 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:47,266 - [Narrator] The Creeps. 1462 00:54:47,266 --> 00:54:49,033 - Who needs demons when you got chicks? 1463 00:54:49,033 --> 00:54:50,733 - Makes me money and gets me laid. 1464 00:54:50,733 --> 00:54:52,233 - [Narrator] They boys club. 1465 00:54:52,233 --> 00:54:54,133 Where secrets stay buried. 1466 00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:55,632 - Shut up. 1467 00:54:55,632 --> 00:54:57,933 - [Narrator] As his control of the world erodes, 1468 00:54:57,933 --> 00:54:59,266 - I'm not like other men. 1469 00:54:59,266 --> 00:55:01,666 - You women always take the side against men. 1470 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,367 - It attacks the masculine nature of God, 1471 00:55:04,367 --> 00:55:06,567 and presents gods who are feminist. 1472 00:55:06,567 --> 00:55:08,066 - The frail male ego is no match 1473 00:55:08,066 --> 00:55:10,066 for the sheer determination of a lady. 1474 00:55:10,066 --> 00:55:11,799 Woman's Lib Magazine. 1475 00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:16,033 - Pride and arrogance come before fall. God. 1476 00:55:16,033 --> 00:55:17,833 - A woman has the soul of an onion. 1477 00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:19,200 - I feel nothing. 1478 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,333 - By lifting aloft his magic sword 1479 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,632 and saying I am the power. 1480 00:55:23,632 --> 00:55:25,533 - What do you know about power? 1481 00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:26,599 - Power. - Power. 1482 00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:27,733 - Power. - Power. 1483 00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:30,467 - Beyond your wildest imaginations. 1484 00:55:30,467 --> 00:55:31,632 - Power is ours. 1485 00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:33,433 - You cannot have power without using it. 1486 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,666 - What's in the fucking box? 1487 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:38,066 - Arms and legs, elbows, and knees. 1488 00:55:38,066 --> 00:55:40,367 - Eyes and ears! Noses and mouths! 1489 00:55:40,367 --> 00:55:41,733 - [All] Huh? 1490 00:55:41,733 --> 00:55:43,733 - Wait, let me explain! 1491 00:55:43,733 --> 00:55:45,632 Your brain tells your eyes to look, 1492 00:55:45,632 --> 00:55:46,999 and your eyes say uh oh! 1493 00:55:46,999 --> 00:55:49,066 Blood, blood, blood. 1494 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:53,033 - This is the U.S. of fucking A, alright? 1495 00:55:53,033 --> 00:55:55,066 We don't respect anyone or anything here. 1496 00:55:55,066 --> 00:55:56,866 - God bless America! 1497 00:55:56,866 --> 00:55:59,300 - Remember the victims! 1498 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:02,933 - The victory of your ancestors was not complete. 1499 00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:04,866 Civilization was in decline. 1500 00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:06,500 - [News Caster] The world is indeed united 1501 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:11,066 in a common hatred of Christianity and of Jesus Christ. 1502 00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:13,699 - 3000 years from now, your empire will be dust! 1503 00:56:13,699 --> 00:56:15,233 - That's pretty scary. 1504 00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:17,166 A country where it's against the law to believe in Jesus? 1505 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,100 - Evil! 1506 00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:19,533 - America's dead and dying hand 1507 00:56:19,533 --> 00:56:21,100 is on the threshold of the church. 1508 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,066 People would rather come out of the closet than clean it. 1509 00:56:23,066 --> 00:56:25,333 - [Man] This place is so far down queer street 1510 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:26,266 it's never coming back. 1511 00:56:26,266 --> 00:56:29,100 (patriotic music) 1512 00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,733 - I am a sadistic leather master homosexual. 1513 00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:43,100 And I will tease your sensibilities. 1514 00:56:45,233 --> 00:56:47,333 - There better be a good explanation why I'm covered in oil. 1515 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,833 - I'm sorry your Satanic majesty. 1516 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:52,166 - Send this evil lifestyle back to Satan where it came from. 1517 00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:55,367 - America is a blessed country. It is a land of liberty. 1518 00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:57,266 - Yeah, we got all the cool stuff. 1519 00:56:57,266 --> 00:57:00,533 - Computer tattooing is our answer for illegal aliens. 1520 00:57:00,533 --> 00:57:02,133 If everybody would take this mark, 1521 00:57:02,133 --> 00:57:04,833 we could send all illegal aliens back home. 1522 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,300 Sounds like a pretty good deal, dun'nit. 1523 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,799 - [Man] What about Jesus? Maybe he was an alien? 1524 00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:11,833 - In English, Ricky! 1525 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:13,733 - I think we just got the PC version. 1526 00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:16,033 - That enemy of the world is all around you. 1527 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,567 - [Man] Don't trust the government. 1528 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,300 - If the government can kill 1529 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:22,899 why can't I? 1530 00:57:22,899 --> 00:57:24,233 - Because you're not the government. 1531 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:26,966 - And the security here makes it all real safe. 1532 00:57:26,966 --> 00:57:28,632 - [Woman] God is always watching us. 1533 00:57:28,632 --> 00:57:30,133 - [Child] Like a police man? 1534 00:57:30,133 --> 00:57:31,400 - Imagine the uproar 1535 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,467 when the police find the magical symbols 1536 00:57:33,467 --> 00:57:35,367 amidst the large quantity of human blood! 1537 00:57:35,367 --> 00:57:36,899 - The police aren't stupid! 1538 00:57:36,899 --> 00:57:39,066 We were never gonna get away with killing all those women! 1539 00:57:39,066 --> 00:57:41,000 - [Satanic Voice] That was very good work. 1540 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,467 - [Policeman] Wait a minute. 1541 00:57:42,467 --> 00:57:45,632 - Ain't you the goody two shoes since I gave you them guns. 1542 00:57:46,733 --> 00:57:47,567 - Hey! 1543 00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:48,799 - Everybody freeze. 1544 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,699 - All we're doing is rehearsing our tunes! 1545 00:57:50,699 --> 00:57:53,533 (slow rock music) 1546 00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,567 - That's weird. 1547 00:58:01,567 --> 00:58:02,866 - Thanks to you this guy will get off with insanity. 1548 00:58:02,866 --> 00:58:04,100 You should have wasted him. 1549 00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:05,433 - I need me a gun if I'm gonna be sheriff. 1550 00:58:05,433 --> 00:58:06,632 - You can't do this, you're a cop! 1551 00:58:06,632 --> 00:58:08,000 - Watch this, you little piece of shit! 1552 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,367 - Hold it! Police! 1553 00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:12,766 (gunshots fire) 1554 00:58:12,766 --> 00:58:14,033 - We better call for backup. 1555 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:14,966 - There may not be time! 1556 00:58:14,966 --> 00:58:17,266 - That is sexual harassment! 1557 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:18,133 - File the report. 1558 00:58:18,133 --> 00:58:19,433 - What the fuck for? 1559 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:22,300 - As long as I'm sheriff in this town, 1560 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,632 things are gonna go my way. 1561 00:58:23,632 --> 00:58:24,599 - Fuck you! 1562 00:58:24,599 --> 00:58:25,799 - I'm not going to jail. 1563 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,033 - I'm gonna nail that sicko son of a bitch. 1564 00:58:31,033 --> 00:58:32,467 - Officer, I'm Batman. 1565 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:33,933 - You better not break the law. 1566 00:58:33,933 --> 00:58:34,866 - Look at what I got! 1567 00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:36,066 - This is fuckin' America! 1568 00:58:36,066 --> 00:58:37,500 - Land of the free, home of the brave baby! 1569 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:40,567 ♪ I feel so happy and I know it ♪ 1570 00:58:40,567 --> 00:58:43,033 ♪ And this is how I show it 1571 00:58:43,033 --> 00:58:45,467 ♪ With my right arm 1572 00:58:45,467 --> 00:58:47,066 ♪ Left arm 1573 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,966 ♪ Right arm 1574 00:58:48,966 --> 00:58:50,699 ♪ Left arm 1575 00:58:50,699 --> 00:58:52,433 ♪ Right arm 1576 00:58:52,433 --> 00:58:53,733 ♪ Left arm 1577 00:58:53,733 --> 00:58:54,766 - [Narrator] Blood on the badge. 1578 00:58:54,766 --> 00:58:55,999 - Stand still punk. 1579 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:57,367 - [Narrator] Then, he spent time in jail. 1580 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,333 - It's because I'm black. 1581 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:00,799 - What does that have to do with me? 1582 00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:03,300 - That woman you had interrogation room is dead. 1583 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:04,433 I want an explanation. 1584 00:59:04,433 --> 00:59:05,666 - Shit happens, alright? 1585 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,500 - She tripped and fell on a stick 1586 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,699 when we were in pursuit. 1587 00:59:08,699 --> 00:59:10,866 (yelling) 1588 00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,799 - [Sultry Voice] You are hereby formally charged 1589 00:59:15,799 --> 00:59:17,066 with murder. 1590 00:59:17,066 --> 00:59:19,100 - And that you be hanged by the neck until death. 1591 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:21,866 (alien language) 1592 00:59:21,866 --> 00:59:23,100 - Guilty! - Guilty! 1593 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,066 - Guilty! 1594 00:59:24,066 --> 00:59:27,533 (electric buzzing) 1595 00:59:27,533 --> 00:59:29,100 - [Announcer] Can ya take the heat? 1596 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:30,400 - I deserve the death penalty. 1597 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,066 - He has such a caveman mentality. 1598 00:59:33,066 --> 00:59:33,999 - [Man] He's a good cop. 1599 00:59:33,999 --> 00:59:35,333 - It's the cop from hell! 1600 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:37,033 - The name of evil you and I must abate. 1601 00:59:37,033 --> 00:59:38,266 - [Congregation] Amen. 1602 00:59:38,266 --> 00:59:39,467 - [Woman] Satan is on their side. 1603 00:59:39,467 --> 00:59:40,999 - We don't want any non-Pagans around here. 1604 00:59:40,999 --> 00:59:43,066 - When I become a cop, there's no more flesh and blood. 1605 00:59:43,066 --> 00:59:44,699 - [Man] He will administer the law, 1606 00:59:44,699 --> 00:59:47,666 and we will help him judge the world. 1607 00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:49,166 - [Policeman] Police officers, we're all in it together, 1608 00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:51,966 for one purpose, to sacrifice whatever they want. 1609 00:59:51,966 --> 00:59:54,400 - [Man] Cults are protected under the present legal system. 1610 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,666 - [Man] Therefore, if you see a group of people 1611 00:59:56,666 --> 00:59:58,333 dancing around a fire, there's nothing 1612 00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:00,733 that the United States law enforcement can do. 1613 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:03,100 - Goddamn cops. 1614 01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:06,333 - Ah pigs, stop. 1615 01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,666 - I hate cops. 1616 01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:10,100 - Fuck the law! 1617 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:11,899 - You must destroy the law enforcer. 1618 01:00:11,899 --> 01:00:12,733 - Don't move. 1619 01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:16,933 - [Man] Freeze you son of a bitch, I'm a cop! 1620 01:00:18,066 --> 01:00:20,233 - Take this message to your master. 1621 01:00:21,733 --> 01:00:23,433 (Groans) 1622 01:00:23,433 --> 01:00:25,166 - They probably killed my partner! 1623 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,433 - [Man] The Ouija board told him 1624 01:00:26,433 --> 01:00:27,999 to kill the police officer. 1625 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,367 - Why don't you call the garbage man? 1626 01:00:29,367 --> 01:00:32,367 (cackling laughter) 1627 01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:34,833 - What's so funny, asshole? 1628 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,533 - When they put teeth in your mouth fella, 1629 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,100 they ruined a perfectly good asshole. 1630 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:41,699 - (sinister laughter) I like it. 1631 01:00:41,699 --> 01:00:42,966 - [Man] I wish 1632 01:00:42,966 --> 01:00:45,100 that I was the President of the United States. 1633 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,266 - Maybe I could become 1634 01:00:46,266 --> 01:00:48,433 the first woman President or something. 1635 01:00:48,433 --> 01:00:49,899 - I'll tell them what they want to hear. 1636 01:00:49,899 --> 01:00:52,033 I'll promise them two worms in every pot. 1637 01:00:52,033 --> 01:00:54,599 - We could present the devil himself as a world leader, 1638 01:00:54,599 --> 01:00:55,599 and the people would accept. 1639 01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:57,699 ♪ I'm Gerbert for Mayor 1640 01:00:57,699 --> 01:00:59,866 ♪ And if you vote for me 1641 01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:02,033 ♪ Everyone'll be happy 1642 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:04,300 ♪ Doin' what they please 1643 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,400 ♪ Everyone will be happy 1644 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,233 ♪ Doing what they please 1645 01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:11,799 - [Woman] Our great and wise reptilian leader 1646 01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,699 can't get his computer working today! 1647 01:01:13,699 --> 01:01:15,766 - Glad of the few wars and uh, 1648 01:01:15,766 --> 01:01:17,233 everything falls into balance. 1649 01:01:17,233 --> 01:01:19,500 - One thing that we all hate, 1650 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,733 and that is war. 1651 01:01:21,733 --> 01:01:23,333 I just can hardly stand it. 1652 01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:25,500 - God, why don't you stop man 1653 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,400 from killing each other in war? 1654 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,933 - You are watching the magic of the devil himself 1655 01:01:30,933 --> 01:01:33,300 being released over the American people. 1656 01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:35,066 - Are we being drafted? 1657 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,966 - Company, a ten-hut! 1658 01:01:36,966 --> 01:01:38,200 - [Children] Praise the Lord! 1659 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,567 - [Man] Witchcraft is strong right now 1660 01:01:39,567 --> 01:01:40,632 in the military. 1661 01:01:40,632 --> 01:01:42,000 - Boom boom boom boom! 1662 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,133 Boom boom boom boom boom. 1663 01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,533 Just like in Star Wars. 1664 01:01:44,533 --> 01:01:45,333 Yee-haw! 1665 01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:49,833 - I love tanks! (laughs) 1666 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:51,233 - And big bass is content 1667 01:01:51,233 --> 01:01:52,966 to remain our president for another, 1668 01:01:52,966 --> 01:01:54,567 well, forever I guess! 1669 01:01:54,567 --> 01:01:56,233 - And I'm not gonna worry about it, 1670 01:01:56,233 --> 01:01:57,500 I'm not gonna think about it. 1671 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,467 ♪ Don't say anything at all 1672 01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:01,500 - Why then, would they not say nothing. 1673 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,766 - Can't stop them Sam. 1674 01:02:02,766 --> 01:02:04,567 They're doing exactly as God said they would. 1675 01:02:04,567 --> 01:02:05,733 - [Interviewer] What does that shirt mean, 1676 01:02:05,733 --> 01:02:07,233 if you meet your Master, kill him today? 1677 01:02:07,233 --> 01:02:11,033 - Uh, plain and simple. If you meet him, kill him. 1678 01:02:11,033 --> 01:02:16,033 ♪ Open your heart America 1679 01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:21,400 ♪ Open your eyes and see 1680 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:26,533 ♪ Is it truth or fiction 1681 01:02:27,433 --> 01:02:30,166 ♪ Has the West been won 1682 01:02:31,733 --> 01:02:32,666 - Next! 1683 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:33,866 - [Announcer] The last frontier! 1684 01:02:33,866 --> 01:02:35,833 This area spans the globe, 1685 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:38,433 from West Africa all the way to China! 1686 01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:41,600 ♪ Onward Christian soldiers 1687 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,666 ♪ Marching as to war 1688 01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:48,567 - Make no mistake about it, this is the devil's day. 1689 01:02:48,567 --> 01:02:49,799 - [Young Man] God's word warns us 1690 01:02:49,799 --> 01:02:51,933 that men like N*Sync and the Backstreet Boys 1691 01:02:51,933 --> 01:02:53,066 would come in the last days 1692 01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:54,066 to prey upon our youth. 1693 01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:56,033 - Your world will end. 1694 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:58,100 - And here's where Communism and all the -isms 1695 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,799 will be sacrificed and fed 1696 01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:02,533 to the followers of the heir here. 1697 01:03:02,533 --> 01:03:04,300 - Ah, It's gonna be a great time. 1698 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,600 We won't even need the sun. 1699 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,866 - What will happen with mankind? 1700 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:09,400 - [Man] Jews will crowd to God for deliverance, 1701 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,200 and turn to the messiah they had long rejected. 1702 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,433 - [Young Man] Whoa, dudester! 1703 01:03:13,433 --> 01:03:14,966 - Could you tell us some Y2K jokes? 1704 01:03:14,966 --> 01:03:16,133 - [Announcer] The year 2000 1705 01:03:16,133 --> 01:03:19,666 will herald the return of Jesus Christ. 1706 01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:24,666 - By the year 2000, they will take over. 1707 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,600 - Seven, six, five, 1708 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,266 - [Crowd] Four, three, two, one. 1709 01:03:31,866 --> 01:03:35,033 (explosion) 1710 01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:36,266 - It's happened! 1711 01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:38,400 - [Man] We're living in exciting days. 1712 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,133 - [Man] The end time is now. 1713 01:03:40,133 --> 01:03:41,367 - Revelations is at hand! 1714 01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:43,433 - [Girl] This is the end of this file. 1715 01:03:43,433 --> 01:03:45,666 (laughter) 1716 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,933 - [Narrator] The stage is now set 1717 01:04:06,933 --> 01:04:08,733 for the ultimate confrontation, 1718 01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:10,699 between Satan and God. 1719 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:13,999 - 666s I said I'm going to hell, 1720 01:04:13,999 --> 01:04:15,467 I said why can't we help send them there. 1721 01:04:15,467 --> 01:04:16,500 - Oh yeah! 1722 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:20,200 - Someone is going to die. 1723 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,100 (applause) 1724 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:24,166 - [Melting Woman] Can't you hear it? 1725 01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,600 - Hear what? 1726 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,433 - Death. 1727 01:04:26,433 --> 01:04:27,632 - You killed me. 1728 01:04:27,632 --> 01:04:28,567 - Have you ever seen a Christian die? 1729 01:04:28,567 --> 01:04:29,400 - Several. 1730 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,899 - [Together] Cool! 1731 01:04:30,899 --> 01:04:31,799 - Just cause we wanna die doesn't mean we get to die, 1732 01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:32,733 we have to wait. 1733 01:04:32,733 --> 01:04:34,033 - No! You don't have to die. 1734 01:04:34,033 --> 01:04:34,999 - You. - Me too. 1735 01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:35,833 - Die. 1736 01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,300 - Don't get so worried 1737 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:40,133 about things that haven't happened yet. 1738 01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:41,632 - Some of you out there are dead. 1739 01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:43,166 - You killed me. 1740 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,467 ♪ I'm afraid they're gonna kill us all ♪ 1741 01:04:45,467 --> 01:04:46,966 - So the only way to get rid of him 1742 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:48,567 is to kill him. 1743 01:04:48,567 --> 01:04:49,933 - Yeah. Let's fuck him up. 1744 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:52,300 - I'm gonna give you a lesson in pain! 1745 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:54,100 - Let's see what you've got, tough guy. 1746 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:55,833 - Don't mess with me, I know karate. 1747 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:56,899 - Who are you? 1748 01:04:56,899 --> 01:04:58,533 - I'm your nightmare! 1749 01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:00,166 - Fight me! 1750 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:03,933 - I'm a lover, not a fighter. 1751 01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:05,266 - Evan! Oh Evan. 1752 01:05:06,699 --> 01:05:09,433 (cracking bones) 1753 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,467 (screams) 1754 01:05:19,533 --> 01:05:22,467 (punching thwacks) 1755 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:33,933 - Oh no! 1756 01:05:39,699 --> 01:05:41,567 - Give me the secrets of a Master Mason 1757 01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:42,500 or I will take your life. 1758 01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,333 - No! 1759 01:05:45,699 --> 01:05:47,666 (cries) 1760 01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:51,666 ♪ No weapon formed against me will prosper ♪ 1761 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:54,833 - You can believe in Jesus if you like. I don't know. 1762 01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:55,899 - Hey! Hey! 1763 01:05:55,899 --> 01:05:58,133 (gunshots) 1764 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,999 - I love you Kenny. 1765 01:06:05,866 --> 01:06:08,999 (screaming) 1766 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,733 - Mr. And Mrs. Davis have been shot. Dead! 1767 01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:12,200 - [Woman] Oh I wonder if they knew the Lord. 1768 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,133 - Alec, come on! Get out of here! 1769 01:06:14,133 --> 01:06:16,100 - You'll never get out of here alive! 1770 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,632 - Throw the ball! 1771 01:06:17,632 --> 01:06:18,567 - Do it! 1772 01:06:18,567 --> 01:06:19,833 - Die in hell, motherfucker! 1773 01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:21,699 - [Man] Satan. 1774 01:06:21,699 --> 01:06:22,866 - Eat this. - Eat this. 1775 01:06:22,866 --> 01:06:24,333 - Eat this! 1776 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,100 (dolphin clicks) 1777 01:06:28,933 --> 01:06:30,266 - He's gonna blow! 1778 01:06:30,266 --> 01:06:33,333 (montage of screams) 1779 01:06:37,966 --> 01:06:40,367 (explosions) 1780 01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:46,632 ♪ When you speak the word 1781 01:06:46,632 --> 01:06:48,467 ♪ Dynamite comes out your mouth ♪ 1782 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,467 (yells) 1783 01:06:54,632 --> 01:06:57,600 - Too much blood. Or not enough. 1784 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,866 - Give me some blood. 1785 01:06:59,866 --> 01:07:02,066 - It just so happens we know a song about that. 1786 01:07:02,066 --> 01:07:04,799 (worship ballad) 1787 01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:20,766 - Power is in the blood. 1788 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,066 - I'm sorry Rex. 1789 01:07:28,033 --> 01:07:29,266 - That boy's dead. 1790 01:07:29,266 --> 01:07:31,666 - Maybe there's a meaning to all this. 1791 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:34,467 - I learned, it's what's on the inside of a person 1792 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:35,632 that really counts. 1793 01:07:35,632 --> 01:07:37,567 - The penis is placed inside the mouth 1794 01:07:37,567 --> 01:07:38,899 of the deceased person. 1795 01:07:38,899 --> 01:07:41,166 (whimpers) 1796 01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:45,367 - He's dead. 1797 01:07:45,367 --> 01:07:47,400 - Burn in hell you bastard. 1798 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:52,766 (dramatic drumming music) 1799 01:07:55,766 --> 01:07:57,933 (screams) 1800 01:08:09,699 --> 01:08:12,266 - You can't kill me, I'm already dead. 1801 01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:13,333 - Hey! 1802 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:15,500 (screams) 1803 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,400 - Lights out Bongo. 1804 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,400 (yells) 1805 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,433 - [Narrator] These are the final moments 1806 01:08:31,433 --> 01:08:34,100 in which you may return to your body. 1807 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,567 Your redemption draweth nigh. Stay tuned. 1808 01:08:36,567 --> 01:08:37,999 - Angel are our names in the book, 1809 01:08:37,999 --> 01:08:39,367 please they have to be there! 1810 01:08:39,367 --> 01:08:40,300 We didn't mean to do drugs, 1811 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:41,866 please it was peer pressure, 1812 01:08:41,866 --> 01:08:44,033 I was failing my grades at school! 1813 01:08:44,033 --> 01:08:45,266 - My father died! 1814 01:08:45,266 --> 01:08:47,866 - You will be sentenced to eternal damnation. 1815 01:08:47,866 --> 01:08:50,766 - In your minds eye, you are not guilty. 1816 01:08:50,766 --> 01:08:53,333 Yet in eternity's eye, you are. 1817 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,500 (screams) 1818 01:08:57,533 --> 01:08:59,033 - How would we go to hell? 1819 01:08:59,033 --> 01:09:00,467 - 'Cause that's what happens when you don't know Jesus. 1820 01:09:00,467 --> 01:09:01,799 - Open the gates of hell. 1821 01:09:01,799 --> 01:09:02,733 - [Man] Don't open that door! 1822 01:09:02,733 --> 01:09:04,500 - I'll go, I'll go to hell. 1823 01:09:07,933 --> 01:09:10,766 (feedback sounds) 1824 01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:16,100 (yells) 1825 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,033 (body thumps) 1826 01:09:35,033 --> 01:09:36,166 - Welcome. 1827 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:37,699 - Welcome. - Welcome to hell. 1828 01:09:37,699 --> 01:09:38,666 - [Woman] Here, call it home. 1829 01:09:38,666 --> 01:09:41,100 - Eternal damnation is yours! 1830 01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:43,632 - [Young Man] Will hell be a good time? 1831 01:09:43,632 --> 01:09:46,500 - You will address the hierarchy of Hell with respect! 1832 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,367 - Never! 1833 01:09:47,367 --> 01:09:48,733 - Help, I'm burning! 1834 01:09:48,733 --> 01:09:49,899 - I'm burning! 1835 01:09:51,899 --> 01:09:55,533 - You'll feel pain you never imagined in life! 1836 01:09:56,433 --> 01:09:58,333 Your flesh rotting off! 1837 01:09:59,567 --> 01:10:00,400 ABBA! 1838 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,899 (dance music) 1839 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,799 - What fresh Hell is this? 1840 01:10:14,799 --> 01:10:16,699 - You're gonna burn here forever. 1841 01:10:16,699 --> 01:10:18,200 - It's like touching a fire, 1842 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,733 and never being able to pull your hand off of it. 1843 01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:21,166 - For eternity. 1844 01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:22,400 - Oh, that's hot. 1845 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,899 - It's a place of sensual misery. 1846 01:10:24,899 --> 01:10:26,766 - [Demonic Voice] They will eat thorny bush 1847 01:10:26,766 --> 01:10:28,666 and drink scalding pus. 1848 01:10:28,666 --> 01:10:31,266 - [Man] You will remember every lie you ever told. 1849 01:10:31,266 --> 01:10:32,533 Every dirty joke. 1850 01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:35,699 - I have all my friends here to keep me company! 1851 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:36,632 - The abominable! - Dogs. 1852 01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:38,500 - And murderers! - Sorcerers. 1853 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,033 - And warmongers. - Whoremongers. 1854 01:10:40,033 --> 01:10:41,233 - [Man] And sorcerers, 1855 01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:43,699 the majority of mankind is going to hell. 1856 01:10:43,699 --> 01:10:45,833 ♪ So in the fiery furnace 1857 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:49,033 ♪ They threw all three 1858 01:10:50,766 --> 01:10:51,733 - God, if you exist, 1859 01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:53,632 - Gotta get me outta this place. 1860 01:10:53,632 --> 01:10:55,666 - Maybe we already are in Hell, you guys. 1861 01:10:55,666 --> 01:10:57,000 We just don't know it yet. 1862 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,233 - Clever girl. 1863 01:10:58,233 --> 01:10:59,866 - But what if everything you physically see 1864 01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:01,632 is a visual illusion? 1865 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:04,999 - [Man] It's like I've just been dreaming this life. 1866 01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:07,300 - [Man] It's all coming from up here. 1867 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,799 - What if all that was real was you. 1868 01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:11,899 (growling) 1869 01:11:11,899 --> 01:11:12,733 - [Woman] Who are you? 1870 01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:13,966 - Well I'm you. 1871 01:11:13,966 --> 01:11:15,600 - And you were demonic killed a part of myself! 1872 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:16,433 - Where am I? 1873 01:11:16,433 --> 01:11:17,699 - You're nowhere. 1874 01:11:17,699 --> 01:11:19,367 - Your whole life has been planned. 1875 01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:20,200 - Okay. 1876 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,033 - Do you exist? 1877 01:11:21,033 --> 01:11:21,966 - Do I exist? 1878 01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:23,866 - [Woman] You don't even exist. 1879 01:11:23,866 --> 01:11:24,799 - [Together] Just like real life. 1880 01:11:24,799 --> 01:11:26,467 - And so it's real. But is it? 1881 01:11:26,467 --> 01:11:29,500 - I don't believe in Hell, that's how I deal with it. 1882 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,467 I just don't believe it exists. 1883 01:11:31,467 --> 01:11:34,666 - Never tell anyone what you see. 1884 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:38,166 (static increasing pitch) 1885 01:11:40,433 --> 01:11:43,300 (screams) 1886 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,733 (explosions) 1887 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:51,533 - In the unlikely event that you boys should ever be back, 1888 01:11:51,533 --> 01:11:52,600 we'll be ready. 1889 01:11:53,966 --> 01:11:55,433 We'll always be ready. 1890 01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:58,799 - [Burning Skull] I'll be back. 1891 01:11:58,799 --> 01:11:59,766 - You'll see. 1892 01:11:59,766 --> 01:12:00,799 - My job's finished here anyway. 1893 01:12:00,799 --> 01:12:03,666 - See you later suckers! Ah! 1894 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,367 - We have successfully driven Satan out of the big forest. 1895 01:12:06,367 --> 01:12:08,433 - We did it, we drove the evil away. 1896 01:12:08,433 --> 01:12:12,266 - Here at Power Apophysary we believe strongly 1897 01:12:12,266 --> 01:12:13,899 that God is not a racist. 1898 01:12:13,899 --> 01:12:15,799 - [Man] Those who remain neutral in the battle 1899 01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:18,966 were cursed to be born with black skin. 1900 01:12:18,966 --> 01:12:22,766 This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro race. 1901 01:12:22,766 --> 01:12:24,799 Now you have all the secret knowledge you need. 1902 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,100 - [Narrator] I'm sure that as you watched these clips 1903 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,033 you were shocked. 1904 01:12:27,033 --> 01:12:28,500 Why did we do this tonight? 1905 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:30,200 - [Narrator] It wasn't a film that was to be enjoyed, 1906 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,699 it was an indoctrination into the occult. 1907 01:12:32,699 --> 01:12:34,433 - Thank God everything turned out okay. 1908 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,567 - Your world is safe now. 1909 01:12:35,567 --> 01:12:37,533 - This has been one wacky night. 1910 01:12:37,533 --> 01:12:40,233 - [Woman] I'm gonna be filling out violation reports 1911 01:12:40,233 --> 01:12:42,266 until, well, until I'm a baby. 1912 01:12:42,266 --> 01:12:44,567 - I hate to go. I sure like it here. 1913 01:12:44,567 --> 01:12:45,400 - We'll come back. 1914 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,966 - Me too, me too. 1915 01:12:46,966 --> 01:12:49,233 - And it's really terrible that it has to end this way. 1916 01:12:49,233 --> 01:12:51,666 - But it all turns out great in the end. 1917 01:12:51,666 --> 01:12:56,133 - I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. It's over. 1918 01:12:56,133 --> 01:12:57,100 - It's over! 1919 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,400 - No! This is not the end! 1920 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,899 This is not the end! 1921 01:13:00,899 --> 01:13:02,567 This is not the end! 1922 01:13:02,567 --> 01:13:04,799 No! This is not the end. 1923 01:13:04,799 --> 01:13:07,200 - [Narrator] Beginning of the end. 1924 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,699 - [Man] How do you describe both a beginning and an end? 1925 01:13:09,699 --> 01:13:12,166 - How should I know? I'm just a scientist. 1926 01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:14,467 - You guys have had some tough choices to make. 1927 01:13:14,467 --> 01:13:16,533 - And remember, to all of you at home, 1928 01:13:16,533 --> 01:13:18,367 - Go back to the beginning and go over it again. 1929 01:13:18,367 --> 01:13:20,966 Pick up whatever additional data you can contact. 1930 01:13:20,966 --> 01:13:24,799 - Then you too can put on the full armor of God. 1931 01:13:24,799 --> 01:13:27,999 - [Woman] Ask yourself, what do you intend to do 1932 01:13:27,999 --> 01:13:29,766 with the rest of your life? 1933 01:13:30,699 --> 01:13:32,433 - I'll find joy oh heavens! 1934 01:13:32,433 --> 01:13:35,533 - But I'll be looking forward to seeing you in heaven. 1935 01:13:35,533 --> 01:13:39,066 - Bless you and yours. 1936 01:13:39,066 --> 01:13:41,833 (peaceful music) 1937 01:13:44,966 --> 01:13:46,233 - I wanna go to heaven, 1938 01:13:46,233 --> 01:13:47,533 but can I take my big dick with me? 1939 01:13:47,533 --> 01:13:49,367 - I wouldn't trade it for anything. 1940 01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:50,632 - I'm starving. 1941 01:13:51,533 --> 01:13:52,799 Do you feel well enough 1942 01:13:52,799 --> 01:13:55,666 to take me out for some french fries? 1943 01:13:55,666 --> 01:13:57,733 - In Jesus' precious name, 1944 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,200 - [Together] Amen. 1945 01:14:00,233 --> 01:14:03,166 (jaunty folk music) 1946 01:14:05,699 --> 01:14:09,632 ♪ If my brains were turning mushy would you want me ♪ 1947 01:14:09,632 --> 01:14:13,467 ♪ If I burned up in a bar with gas ♪ 1948 01:14:13,467 --> 01:14:17,766 ♪ If I swallowed nitric acid would you help me ♪ 1949 01:14:17,766 --> 01:14:21,833 ♪ Or would you just think that I possess some class ♪ 1950 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:26,066 ♪ Oh darlin' 1951 01:14:26,066 --> 01:14:28,300 ♪ Please tell me now 1952 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,966 - I want to speak to you particularly 1953 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:32,799 about a special package I call 1954 01:14:32,799 --> 01:14:35,133 The demon proofing package. 1955 01:14:35,133 --> 01:14:38,367 If you wanna be proofed against demons and the devil, 1956 01:14:38,367 --> 01:14:42,333 this is the spiritual insurance that you need. 1957 01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:45,066 A $240 value. 1958 01:14:45,066 --> 01:14:47,933 But they're available in the demon proofing package 1959 01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:49,433 for just-- 1960 01:14:49,433 --> 01:14:50,966 - [Demonic Voices] Your God is dead, your God is dead, 1961 01:14:50,966 --> 01:14:53,833 your God is dead, your God is dead, your God is dead. 1962 01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:57,100 - Over and over, forever. 1963 01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:58,100 - [Man] Come on, come on! 1964 01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:58,933 (yells) 142512