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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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[ CHUCKLES ] SERIOUS? REALLY?
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HA HO.
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OH, I SUCK!
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SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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FRIGGIN' LOOKING AT ME.
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JUST PLAY YOUR FRIGGIN' GOLF, LADIES.
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN
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♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪
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♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY
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♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪
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♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND
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♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS
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♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS
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♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN?
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Senior: WE'RE NOT "DROWNING."
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MY GOD, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME IN THIS MORNING.
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$400,000 IN DEBT? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE?
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IT'S NOT EVEN 8:00.
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I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE.
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AND I JUST WANT TO GET A HANDLE
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ON WHAT YOU'VE SADDLED ME WITH HERE, DADDY.
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STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC
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AND MAKING THIS BE ALL ABOUT POOR OWEN.
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WELL, SEEING AS I AM RUNNING THIS DEALERSHIP,
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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS --
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MORNING, BOSS-MAN.
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BOSS-MAN SENIOR. MM.
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FRESH DOUGHNUTS.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. OH.
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UH, JUST FYI, THOSE JERKS DOWN IN SERVICE
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ARE STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU PULLING THE PLUG
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ON THE BODY SHOP -- JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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THANK YOU. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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US GUYS ON THE SALES FLOOR, WE GOT YOUR BACK.
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THANKS SO MUCH. YEAH.
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NO PROBLEM.
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OH.
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SOME OF THE GUYS
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WERE WONDERING,
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IN LIGHT OF THE WHOLE BODY-SHOP THING, I MEAN,
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WE'RE STILL GETTING OUR NEW DESK CHAIRS, RIGHT? I MEAN...
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NO. NOT RIGHT NOW, NO.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WELL, HEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CHAIR YOU GOT, LAWRENCE,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT DOWN.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE A SALESMAN, RIGHT?
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YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR FEET ANYWAY.
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IN FACT, TELL THE OTHER GUYS THAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE
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ANY OF THEM SITTING TODAY.
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ALL RIGHT? THEY SHOULD ALL BE STANDING.
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AND SELLING. STANDING AND SELLING.
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OKAY.
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TRY TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, SON.
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NOW, WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THE SPLENDA?
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[ ERIN MOANS SOFTLY ]
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MM.
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MM.
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OHH, YOU WERE PRETTY ENERGETIC LAST NIGHT
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FOR AN ALMOST 50-YEAR-OLD.
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BOTH OF US. [ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU KNOW, FOR A COMBINED ALMOST-CENTURY PERSON....
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[ GIGGLES ]
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...WE WERE PRETTY GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
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MM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, I CAN'T! [ GROANS ]
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OH, I HAVE TO BE AT SCHOOL EARLY THIS MORNING.
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DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT TO HELP THOSE DAMN STUDENTS AGAIN.
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[ CHUCKLES ] NO.
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THAT GUY RANDY, YOU KNOW, THAT I WAS SEEING BEFORE YOU?
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YEAH?
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HE'S, UH, ALSO A NINTH-GRADE TEACHER,
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AND OUR CLASSES ARE DOING THIS RENAISSANCE FAIR
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TOGETHER.
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SO RANDY WANTS TO HAVE
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YET ANOTHER PLANNING MEETING
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BEFORE SCHOOL THIS MORNING.
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OHH, GOSH.
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SOUNDS LIKE OLD RANDY ISN'T QUITE READY
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TO GIVE UP ON YOU YET.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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HE'S BEEN A LITTLE SQUIRRELLY EVER SINCE,
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YOU KNOW, BUT...
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I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S HARMLESS.
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IT'S JUST KIND OF AWKWARD BETWEEN BOTH OF US, YOU KNOW.
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NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S JUST...AWKWARD.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF TO ME.
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WE'RE JUST, UH...
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HANGING OUT HERE,
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YOU KNOW, HAVING FUN, THAT'S ALL.
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JUST HAVING FUN? YEAH.
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GOSH.
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I GUESS I BETTER STOP CARVING THAT ICE SWAN
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FOR OUR WEDDING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, UH, DaSHAUN...
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO STICK AROUND TONIGHT AND DO INVENTORY.
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I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD LAKER TICKETS.
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YEAH. I DO. I DO.
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BUT I CAN'T GO NOW BECAUSE I PUTT LIKE A DICK!
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[ SIGHS ] OHH.
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I JUST -- I MADE A...
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I-I MADE A BET, YOU KNOW, JUST IN MY HEAD
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THAT I COULDN'T GO IF I DIDN'T SHOOT A 75 OR BETTER,
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WHICH I WAS ON PACE TO DO,
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AND THEN MY PUTTING JUST...
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THEY'RE PLAYING THE HEAT, TOO.
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WELL, H-HOW COME YOU JUST CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE BET?
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IT'S JUST IN YOUR HEAD, RIGHT?
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WELL, NO, NO. I...I...
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YOU SEE THERE?
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I WROTE IT THERE BEFORE I -- BEFORE I WENT OUT...
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MM-HMM.
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...AND ONCE IT'S ON THE SCORECARD,
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IT'S AN OFFICIAL MIND BET -- I CAN'T GO BACK ON IT.
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IT'S LIKE I HAVE A BET WITH GOD.
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON A BET WITH GOD.
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DO YOU THINK GOD REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR GOLF GAME?
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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ALL RIGHT. GO. JUST GO.
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GO SELL SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT? COME ON.
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Joe: HERE YOU GO.
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SAY HELLO TO JACK NICHOLSON FOR ME.
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Terry: YOU EVER GET ANYTHING GOOD WHEN
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YOU WIN ONE OF YOUR STUPID BETS,
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OR IS IT ALWAYS JUST ABOUT TAKING THINGS
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AWAY WHEN YOU LOSE?
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NO, MOSTLY JUST TAKING AWAY.
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[ TERRY SCOFFS ]
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[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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REALLY?
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DID HE JUST GIGGLE?
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YEAH, HE DID. LIKE A GIRL.
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LIKE AN UGLY GIRL.
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LISTEN TO THIS TEXT THAT ERIN SENT ME.
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"REMEMBER THE GOOD, OLD DAYS
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WHEN A TEACHER COULD SPANK A KID?"
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SO I TEXTED BACK,
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"SPANKING IS STILL ALLOWED IN MY BEDROOM."
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YEAH, THAT'S CREEPY. [ Chuckling ]
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WHAT?
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Owen: SO, UM...
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ERIN IS STILL HAPPENING?
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ERIN AND I -- WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN.
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WE WERE JOKING ABOUT IT THIS MORNING.
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I DON'T BUY IT.
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YEAH, AND HIS 50th BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP.
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YOU WANT TO BET THERE'S A 25-YEAR-OLD IN HER PLACE?
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HEY. TELL YOU WHAT.
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NOW THAT I HAVE INSURANCE, THANKS TO THIS GUY,
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ONE THING I WILL BE GETTING FOR MY BIRTHDAY --
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COLONOSCOPY.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S A TERRIBLE GIFT.
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NO, NO. MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED HIS ASSOCIATE IN PALM SPRINGS.
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AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, "NO WAY.
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"I'M NOT GONNA DRIVE ALL THAT WAY FOR THAT."
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BUT HE SAID, "NO. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF IT.
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"YOU MAKE A FUN THING OUT OF IT.
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"LIKE A 5-STAR HOTEL, SPA TREATMENT --
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"YEAH, YOU SNEAK IN A COLONOSCOPY,
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"BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A LITTLE R&R, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, TAKES THE ONUS OFF OF IT."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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"ONUS," "ANUS."
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SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT THE HELL?
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HE'S HOOKING ME UP, AND I'M GONNA DO IT.
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YEAH, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO GET ONE OF THOSE LAST YEAR.
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YEAH? MM-HMM.
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HEY. COME WITH ME. [ SLAPS OWEN'S BACK ]
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AND DO WHAT, HOLD YOUR HAND?
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IT'S NOT A COUPLE'S MASSAGE.
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NO, REALLY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JOE? YOU COME, TOO.
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IT'D BE LIKE A GUYS' WEEKEND. HUH?
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IT'S THE ANESTHESIA THAT FREAKS ME OUT.
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BUT YOU DO GOT TO DO IT.
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YOU DO. I KNOW THIS GUY -- HE'S OUR AGE,
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AND RIGHT NOW, HE'S...
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GOT CANCER? WHO?
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YEAH, NOBODY -- NOBODY YOU KNOW. IT'S SONIA'S FRIEND.
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BUT, UM, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I'M IN.
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I'M IN FOR YOUR LITTLE WEIRDO WEEKEND.
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GREAT. GOOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD PLAY GOLF OUT THERE.
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THEY GOT GREAT COURSES OUT THERE.
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DEFINITELY. YES. YES.
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NOPE. OH, COME ON.
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AFTER THE PROCEDURES, WE CAN GO TO THAT...
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STEAKHOUSE... IN PALM SPRINGS
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THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS E-MAILING US ABOUT.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT BRINGS THE SKEWERS OF MEAT
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RIGHT TO YOUR TABLE.
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RENALDO'S. YES. THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING FOR A WHOLE DAY. RIGHT?
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JUST IMAGINE ALL THAT MEAT WAITING FOR YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO.
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YEAH! OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING!
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ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLING ]
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WE'RE GONNA BE THE THREE MUSKA-REARS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING
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ALL THESE STUPID ASS JOKES, OKAY?
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NO PUNS, NONE OF THAT NONSENSE.
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THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF THOSE.
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HALF THE REASON TO GO.
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I'M EXCITED.
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COME ON, OWEN! LET'S GO!
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MAN, HOW AM I GONNA GO 20 MORE HOURS WITHOUT EATING?
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[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] HEY, THERE, YOU.
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AH. NO, NOTHING.
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GIRL.
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WELL, YOU HAVE FUN AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIR.
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HEY, HOW'S OLD RANDY LOOK IN HIS TIGHTS, BY THE WAY?
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[ OBJECT THUDS ] [ CHUCKLING ]
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OH, NOW I'M GONNA HAVE THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD.
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REALLY? WE'RE GOING AWAY FOR TWO DAYS.
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YEAH. I-I GOT MY CLOTHES.
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I GOT MY PILLOW, MY APNEA MASK.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW,
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YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED, SERIOUSLY.
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Terry: OKAY, O., LET'S ROLL.
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COME ON, BUDDY.
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GO, GO, GO. Joe: GO.
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RELAX, ENJOY.
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PLEASE. PLEASE.
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BOYS, SAY GOODBYE TO DADDY.
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BYE. BYE.
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Terry: PALM SPRINGS, LOOK OUT!
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[ "THE FLESH FAILURES" FROM "HAIR" PLAYS ON RADIO ]
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NO ANESTHESIA? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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IT FREAKS ME OUT.
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I DON'T LIKE THE WHOLE "GOING UNDER" THING.
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I CAN'T -- LOOK, THE DOCTOR SAID
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I COULD DO IT EITHER WAY, RIGHT? SO...
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LOOK, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO BE ANESTHESIA-FREE
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JUST TO DRIVE YOU DRUG ADDICTS BACK TO THE HOTEL.
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UH, JOE, CAN WE -- CAN WE PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON?
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THIS IS JUST, UM... JUST PAINFUL.
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IT'S "HAIR," MAN. COME ON.
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YOU GOT TO LET THE SUNSHINE IN.
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YOUR ASS!
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SIT BACK! [ CHUCKLES ]
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JUST GO WITH IT.
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YOU GOT TO SWAY -- SWAY WITH IT.
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HUH? FEEL IT.
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♪ ...FASHION MY FUTURE ♪
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OH, SHIT!
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HOW LONG BEFORE WE GET TO PALM SPRINGS?
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HOUR.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, HERE YOU GO. RIGHT HERE. HUH? HUH?
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"SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY...
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EVERYTHING."
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♪ ...EVERYTHING ♪
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♪ EVERYTHI-I-NG ♪ EVERYTHI-I-NG ♪
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THAT'S THE BEST LYRIC EVER WRITTEN.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU KNOW THE BEST OF EVERYTHING?
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AND ALWAYS EVERY ONE OF THEM NOT THE BEST.
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JUST THINK OF THAT LINE. OKAY?
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"SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY EVERYTHING."
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NOTHING'S BEING SAID,
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BUT EVERYTHING'S BEING SAID.
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IT'S LIKE IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ."
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YOU GOT TO LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
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NO, NO. THAT'S THE SECRET TO LIFE, MAN --
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LOOKING BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
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THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID.
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NO, IT IS NOT.
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OH, THIS, UH...
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YEAH, THE NEXT EXIT IS MY DAD'S.
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Terry: OH, REALLY? YEAH.
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WE SHOULD STOP IN TO SEE ARTIE.
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Joe: NO.
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WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME HERE, RIGHT?
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WHY NOT? COME ON.
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I COULD USE A PEE BREAK.
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JOE, YOU'RE GONNA PASS UP A CHANCE TO SEE YOUR DAD?
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THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU CAN'T TAKE FOR GRANTED.
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I'M NOT TAKING IT FOR GRANTED.
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I JUST -- I DON'T -- WE'RE DOING SOMETHING.
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I DON'T WANT TO RUSH AND HAVE TO CHECK IN
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AND THEN GET TO THE GOLF COURSE.
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LET ME GET THIS CLEAR.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE GOING TO GET CHECKED FOR CANCER,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OFF A CHANCE
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TO VISIT YOUR ELDERLY FATHER.
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I'M NOT SURE THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW,
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YOU KNOW, KARMICALLY.
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♪ ...OF MOVING PAPER FANTASY ♪
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♪ LISTENING FOR THE NEW TOLD LIES ♪
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ATTABOY, JOE. KARMA.
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YEAH, YEAH. I GET IT. SIT BACK.
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YOU ON THE RUN? YOU KILL SOMEBODY?
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[ Chuckling ] YEAH, NO. WE...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO PALM SPRINGS, YOU KNOW,
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JUST WANTED TO COME IN AND SAY HI.
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OH, YEAH? HMM.
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CAN'T STAY LONG, THOUGH. JUST LIKE A FEW MINUTES, MAYBE?
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ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD, GOOD. YEAH.
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MM-HMM. HEY.
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I VOTED FOR YOUR GUY.
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OBAMA. HE'S TALKING ABOUT OBAMA.
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OH, UM...THANKS.
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NO PROBLEM.
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ARTIE! OH. OH, HEY!
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EVERYBODY, THIS IS CONNIE. SHE'S MY LADY FRIEND.
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HI!
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OH. HI, SWEETHEART. [ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, BABY. SOCK IT TO ME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THIS IS MY SON, JOE. OH!
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HI. HIS FRIENDS.
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TERRY. HI.
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OWEN.
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NICE TO MEET YOU. ALL RIGHT.
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JOE, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
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YEAH. RIGHT.
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WELL... [ LAUGHS ]
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...ANYWAY, WE'RE GOING. WE DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR...
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NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, DON'T BE SILLY.
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I JUST CAME BY FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
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Artie: COME ON. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
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CAN I, UH, USE YOUR BATHROOM?
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PEE?
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DAD.
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UM, PEE.
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YEAH. FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, UH...
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Artie: CONNIE AND I HAVE BEEN
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SEEING EACH OTHER FOR... A COUPLE OF MONTHS NOW.
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A FE MONTHS. THREE.
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SHE IS AS FIT AS A FIDDLE.
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SHE WAS THE FIRST LADY
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JUDO INSTRUCTOR IN SAN DIEGO IN 1964.
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NO KIDDING?
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO, UH, PUNCH
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USING THE BACK OF MY WRIST!
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[ ARTIE CHUCKLES ] AAH. HEY.
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COME ON, DAD.
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THE HARDEST PART OF THE ARM -- RIGHT THERE.
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Connie: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW, STOP IT. JUST STOP IT.
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NOW, SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU UP THIS WAY?
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UH, WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY TO PALM SPRINGS, JUST...
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IT'S A LITTLE GOLF... HOW NICE.
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AND WE'RE ALSO GETTING COLONOSCOPIES.
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WHAT? OH.
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NO, WE'RE JUST, UH, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING, DAD.
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DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Artie: COLONOSCOPY IS WHERE THEY...
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RIGHT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH. YOU'RE CRAZY.
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NO, IT'S -- IT'S A GOOD THING TO DO, DAD.
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I NEVER GOT MY ASS CHECKED.
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YOU TELL HIM JOE'S DOING HIS WITHOUT ANESTHESIA?
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YOU WANT TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT, JOE?
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YOU GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME? [ CHUCKLES ]
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NO, DAD. NO. HOW'S MY KARMA NOW, GUYS?
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Connie: OH. OH.
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Artie: I'M JUST BUSTING YOUR CHOPS, HUH?
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COME ON, RIGHT?
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OHH.
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NOW WE'RE LATE FOR THE TEE TIME.
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THE DAD STOPOVER SCREWED US UP, TERRY.
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NO, WE'LL BE FINE.
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YOU GUYS GETTING CELL RECEPTION OUT HERE?
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YEAH. YOU'RE NOT?
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IT SAYS I AM,
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BUT I TEXTED ERIN, AND SHE HASN'T HIT ME BACK.
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DON'T SAY "HIT ME BACK."
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THREE MONTHS AGO, YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE.
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OH, SHIT.
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OH, MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PLACE HAD A CASINO, JOE.
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I-I'M SORRY.
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LET'S GO CHECK IN TO ANOTHER HOTEL.
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Joe: NO.
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COME ON, GUYS.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING
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JUST TO...CHANGE FOR ME.
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THIS IS HOW IT IS. I'M GOOD.
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WHAT NAME'S IT UNDER?
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IT'S YOU, RIGHT? MINE. YEAH.
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YEAH. GO AHEAD.
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Terry: "ELLIOT."
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OH, MAN, I WISH WE HAD A CHANCE TO HIT THE RANGE FIRST.
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I'M FEELING RUSHED.
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AND I'M STIFF FROM THAT DRIVE, YOU KNOW?
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EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
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YOU KNOW, CELLPHONES, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
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ON THE COURSE.
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OH?
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I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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YEAH. IT'S NOT MY RULE.
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.
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[ TERRY LAUGHS ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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OH, COME ON!
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WE'RE NOT PLAYING YET, LEE TREVINO.
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IT'S FINE.
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HELLO.
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HEY, HOW'S YOUR VACATION? WHAT DO YOU NEED?
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BRUCE SAYS YOU'RE NOT GETTING US OUR NEW BUSINESS
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CARDS, MAN. WHAT'S UP?
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UH, YEAH, FOR THE TIME BEING.
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DIDN'T YOU JUST GET A BOX
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OF BUSINESS CARDS A FEW WEEKS AGO?
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THESE CARDS ARE CRAP, OWEN.
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I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW CARDS
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THE SCARPULLA GUYS GOT?
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THEY'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD...
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again.
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UH, WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WORK HARDER,
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OVERCOMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY BUSINESS CARDS.
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YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION "PENNY-WISE, POUND FOOLISH"?
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UH, WHY, NO, MARCUS, I HAVEN'T.
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YEAH, WELL, IT MEANS YOUR FATHER
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WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THIS NICKEL-AND-DIME BULLSHIT.
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UH, YEAH, WELL, MY FATHER'S NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
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I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, MARCUS.
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MY FATHER'S NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE!
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KIND OF SHOUTING.
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AND YOU SHOULD GET USED TO IT.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY?
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YOU HUNG UP.
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HI.
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YOU GUYS ARE THE 1:40?
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UH, YEAH. I'M A SINGLE.
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THEY PUT ME WITH YOU. COOL.
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TERRY. I'M LIZZY.
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HI, LIZZY. HI.
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THIS IS, UH... JOE.
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OWEN. HI. HI.
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Terry: YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME.
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OH, THANKS. OH. LADIES FIRST. HMM?
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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SCREW YOU. I'M JUST BEING POLITE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, GET DOWN. GET DOWN.
457
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OH, COME ON! IDIOT!
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JOE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE SENIOR TOUR.
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SO WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FUN. [ CHUCKLES ]
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YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT.
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[ LAUGHS ] I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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[ Chuckling ] OKAY.
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FEELING A LITTLE RUSHED.
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THANKS FOR THE DAD PIT STOP.
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Lizzy: OH!
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NICE ONE, JOE!
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NO. IT'S GONNA BE IN THE BUNKER.
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OHH!
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES A SHOT LOOKS GOOD OFF THE CLUB,
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AND...IT ENDS UP BAD.
471
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YOU KNOW?
472
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THAT'S THE THING ABOUT COMPLIMENTING A SHOT
473
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BEFORE YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S GONNA GO.
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JUST, UH...YEAH. BUT WHATEVER.
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WHERE'D YOU WIND UP?
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I THINK I'M OVER BY THAT TREE.
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SHE'S KILLING ME.
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[ SIGHS ]
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SHE KEEPS SAYING, "NICE ONE."
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BITCH. [ SIGHS ]
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IT'S ANNOYING.
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PLUS, TERRY BEING ALL [SETS BOTTLE DOWN]
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"WHAT'S UP, PRETTY LADY?"
484
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THAT WHOLE CART'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
485
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Owen: WHY CAN'T YOU ENJOY THIS?
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YOU'RE KICKING OUR ASSES!
487
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KICKING YOUR ASSES.
488
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YOU GUYS STINK!
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OHH...
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I CANNO PUTT.
491
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000
LOOK, JUST EASE UP.
492
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000
'CAUSE I'M HOT AND I'M HUNGRY, AND I'M ANNOYED AT EVERYTHING.
493
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000
LIKE THE WAY YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES ON YOUR HAT.
494
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
THAT SHOULDN'T PISS ME OFF, BUT IT REALLY DOES.
495
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
[ Mockingly ] OOH, NICE ONE!
496
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000
IT'S ANNOYING, RIGHT?
497
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
THIS TIME TOMORROW,
498
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
WE'LL ALL BE THROUGH OUR COLONOSCOPIES.
499
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
ALL WITH A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.
500
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
OR NOT.
501
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
OHH, GEEZ, JOE!
502
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
GOOD LORD.
503
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
NO, IT'S... IT'S JUST THIS EXAM.
504
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
IT MAKES YOU THINK, RIGHT?
505
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,000
"WHAT IF," YOU KNOW?
506
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
YEAH, BUT IT'S BETTER TO FIND OUT, RIGHT?
507
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000
THAN TO JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST AND LET IT GET WORSE?
508
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
YEAH, YOU GOT TO GET IT OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
509
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
AND DEAL WITH IT.
510
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
YEAH. YEAH.
511
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
IT'S JUST...
512
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
IT'S JUST GETTING OLDER.
513
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
IT ALL GETS REAL, YOU KNOW?
514
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
515
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
[ CLUB HITS BALL ]
516
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000
NOT A BAD ASS, THOUGH, RIGHT?
517
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
518
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
519
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
OHH, GOD!
520
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
TERRY, YOU DICK! [ GLASS THUDS ]
521
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000
OH, VACATION, MY ASS.
522
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
OHH.
523
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
524
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Joe: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?! YOU FEELING ANYTHING YET? HEY!
525
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
[ TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ]
526
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
HEY.
527
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
YOU -- YOU TAKE THE STUFF YET?
528
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
JUST DRANK IT A SECOND AGO.
529
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
IT'S GROSS, RIGHT?
530
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
YEAH. FEEL ANYTHING?
531
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I JUST DRANK IT A SECOND AGO.
532
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
OH, ME NEITHER.
533
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
SAY IT SHOULD TAKE LIKE SIX HOURS TO WORK.
534
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
YOU GONNA LET ME IN, YOU HUMP?
535
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000
UH, ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT JUST, YOU KNOW,
536
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000
LAYING DOWN AND WAITING FOR THE STUFF TO DO ITS THING.
537
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
YEAH. WE'LL WAIT. WE'LL WAIT TOGETHER.
538
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
WE'LL WATCH TV, AND OUR BOWELS CAN HAVE A RACE.
539
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
COME ON. WE'LL HANG OUT. IT'LL BE LIKE THE DORMS.
540
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
NAH. YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL JUST SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING.
541
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
WAIT, WAIT. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
542
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000
KIND OF [SIGHS] I LOST TV PRIVILEGES.
543
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
WHAT?
544
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
SHOT A DAMN 82.
545
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I HAD A STUPID MIND BET.
546
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
ARE YOU KIDDING?
547
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
I-I THOUGHT I GAVE MYSELF A CUSHION!
548
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
76 -- SHOULDN'T BE HARD ON THESE EASY DESERT COURSES,
549
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
BUT THEN I JUST -- I FELT ALL RUSHED TODAY,
550
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
AND THE LADY KEPT SAYING, "GOOD ONE!"
551
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
AND -- I DON'T KNOW -- ANYWAY...
552
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
NO TV FOR ME.
553
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
BUT THAT'S NOT TO SAY I CAN'T BE IN YOUR ROOM
554
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
WHILE YOU WATCH TV.
555
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
WHAT IS THAT -- LIKE A LOOPHOLE WITH GOD?
556
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
NO.
557
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR CHANNELS,
558
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING AND I'M IN THE ROOM,
559
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I'M TOTALLY WITHIN MY RIGHTS.
560
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
THERE ARE NO RIGHTS. YOU MADE IT ALL UP!
561
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,000
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT, AND I KNOW THAT,
562
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
BUT DON'T KNOW THAT.
563
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
COME ON!
564
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
WHAT, I'M GONNA WAIT SIX HOURS WITH NO TV?
565
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
WELL, LISTEN. YOU GOT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM
566
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
WHENEVER THIS STUFF STARTS WORKING --
567
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
FOR EITHER OF US.
568
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
WHY? WHY CAN'T --
569
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
THAT'S NON-NEGOTIABLE, JOE!
570
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
ALL RIGHT.
571
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
ALL RIGHT.
572
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
[ GROANS ]
573
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
YOU WANT TO WATCH, UM, THE GOLF, WESTBURY OPEN?
574
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
NAH.
575
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
NO? WHAT?
576
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
THIS? "QUINCY"? "QUINCY."
577
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
COME ON. WHAT YEAR IS IT?
578
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000
YOU LISTEN TO "HAIR." I WATCH "QUINCY."
579
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
OH, MAN. [ SCOFFS ]
580
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
LOOK, YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M WATCHING,
581
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
YOU CAN GO BACK TO WHATEVER FLOOR YOUR ROOM IS ON
582
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
AND WATCH YOUR GODDAMN CLOCK RADIO!
583
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
ALL RIGHT.
584
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000
GEEZ. [ CHUCKLES ]
585
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
YOU ALL RIGHT?
586
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Quincy: ...DO A BLOOD ALCOHOL ON HIM, WOULD YOU?
587
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
SILENCE TELLS ME EVERYTHING.
588
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
DON'T DO THAT.
589
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
[ CHUCKLES ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
590
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I GOT IT.
591
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
592
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
HEY. 'SUP?
593
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I THOUGHT THIS WAS OWEN'S ROOM.
594
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
YEAH. IT IS. WE'RE, UH, WE'RE HANGIN'.
595
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
COME ON IN.
596
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
GETTING KIND OF ITCHY IN MY ROOM.
597
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
WAITING FOR LIFT-OFF.
598
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
599
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
WELL, WE'RE WATCHING "QUINCY."
600
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
SERIOUSLY?
601
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
CAN'T HEAR IT!
602
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Joe: I WAS THINKING WE COULD WATCH...
603
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
MAYBE THE WESTBURY OPEN,
604
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
BUT IT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU TWO GUYS,
605
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
IF YOU WANT, YOU KNOW.
606
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
THAT'S THE REMOTE. I DON'T KNOW.
607
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
CHANNEL 72, I THINK.
608
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
OH, SURE. I'LL JUST FLIP AROUND.
609
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T -- DON'T...TOUCH IT!
610
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
WHOA.
611
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
GUYS AT THE DEALERSHIP ARE GONNA BE BUMMED OUT.
612
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
WHAT?
613
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
THIS TRIP HASN'T MELLOWED YOU OUT AT ALL.
614
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS.
615
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
616
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
I'M LEAVING MY OWN DAMN ROOM AND GOING DOWNSTAIRS.
617
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
AND DON'T FOLLOW ME, JOE,
618
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
BECAUSE I'M -- I'M GONNA BE GAMBLING!
619
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Terry: REALLY?
620
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
YOU GUYS CAN STAY AND WATCH THE TV,
621
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
BUT DAMN IT, THE BATHROOM IS OFF LIMITS!
622
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
THERE'S A FRESH ROLL OF T.P. IN THERE,
623
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
AND THERE'S A STICKER STILL ON IT.
624
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
I'LL KNOW.
625
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
626
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
WHY'S HE POINTING AT ME ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER?
627
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
[ CHUCKLING ]
628
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
629
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE WESTBURY OPEN OR SOMETHING?
630
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
SURE, WHATEVER.
631
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
YOU SEE THAT, UH, BACHELORETTE PARTY
632
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
THAT WAS GATHERING IN THE LOBBY
633
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
WHEN WE CAME IN AFTER GOLF?
634
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
THEY'RE PROBABLY BACK FROM DINNER,
635
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
A LITTLE TIPSY, LOOKING FOR FUN. WE COULD --
636
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
NO! WHAT ABOUT ERIN?
637
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
WHAT ABOUT -- JUST LAY OFF THE WHOLE ERIN THING, ALL RIGHT?
638
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
IT'S JUST BEEN A MONTH. I TOLD YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT?
639
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN.
640
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
YEAH. YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT.
641
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
LOOK, I'M GOING DOWN, OKAY? 'CAUSE...
642
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
WELL, COME ON. I CAN'T WATCH THE DAMN TV IF...
643
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
SOMEONE ISN'T IN THE ROOM.
644
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
WHAT?
645
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
SHOT AN 82 TODAY.
646
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
GOODBYE.
647
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
[ STAMMERS, SIGHS ]
648
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
[ DOOR CLOSES ] OHH, SHIT.
649
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
OKAY, BIG MAN. COME ON. TABLE'S BEEN COLD.
650
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
NEED TO GET YOU HOT. RIGHT HERE.
651
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
COME ON, BABY. UH...
652
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
[ DICE CLATTER ]
653
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
7! WINNER 7!
654
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
OH, YEAH! OKAY, GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
655
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
HEY.
656
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
WAY TO GO. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. COME ON.
657
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
COUPLE PONIES IN THE SUNSHINE!
658
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
[ DICE RATTLING ] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
659
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
11! WINNER 11!
660
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
[ LAUGHS ]
661
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000
OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
662
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
YEAH, BIG MAN WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN!
663
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
[ MAN CHUCKLES ]
664
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
HI.
665
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Dealer: 7! WINNER 7!
666
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
[ PEOPLE CHEERING ]
667
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
LET'S GO BACK UP, MAN. COME ON.
668
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
WE CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT -- WHALES, NATURE CRAP.
669
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
NO. I'M GOOD HERE.
670
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
WHAT -- EVEN IF YOU MEET SOMEBODY,
671
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THEM BACK TO YOUR ROOM?
672
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE BATHROOM HALF THE NIGHT.
673
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
NEVER HURTS TO SCOUT THINGS OUT.
674
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
THAT'S ALL. [ SCOFFS ]
675
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
[ GROANS ]
676
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
BIG MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT?
677
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
YEAH, I'M -- I'M FINE, LITTLE MAN, JUST FINE.
678
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
UM [EXHALES SHARPLY]
679
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
OKAY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
680
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
WE'RE AT 4, OKAY? OKAY.
681
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
SO WHEN YOU ROLL IT, YOU GOT TO YELL, "LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO!"
682
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
WHAT?!
683
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
YEAH. YOU GOT TO YELL IT.
684
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
"LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO!"
685
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO!
686
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
4! WINNER 4!
687
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
OH!
688
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
[ LAUGHS ] HO!
689
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
FEVER IN THE WHOREHOUSE!
690
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
YEAH!
691
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
[ CHEERING ]
692
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
BIG DICK FROM BOSTON!
693
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
OH!
694
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
[ CHEERING ]
695
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
NEINER NINE!
696
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
[ CHEERING ]
697
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
WE CAN'T EAT ANYTHING,
698
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000
BUT I FEEL LIKE EATING ONE PEANUT,
699
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
SEE IF THE DOCTOR CAN FIND IT.
700
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
701
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Joe: OH, GOD.
702
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,000
SEE YOU LATER, JOE.
703
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,000
OH, I KNEW IT.
704
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
TELL HER SHE RUINED MY GAME TODAY.
705
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
[ Chuckling ] OKAY.
706
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
[ OWEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
707
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
708
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
EIGHTER FROM DECATUR!
709
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
8! WINNER 8!
710
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
I'M LOVING THIS GAME.
711
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
[ CHEERING ]
712
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
11 TO...
713
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
6 THE WINNER! WINNER 6!
714
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]
715
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
BIG MAN, WHERE YOU GOING?!
716
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
717
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
718
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000
[ BOTH GROANING ]
719
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
OKAY.
720
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
OHH.
721
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Close, close, close, close, close.
722
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
AHH. Close, close, close.
723
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
COME ON. PLEASE CLOSE.
724
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
COME ON.
725
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
COME...
726
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
727
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
728
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000
[ ALL BREATHING DEEPLY ]
729
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
TO INFINITY...
730
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Shut your mouth right now.
731
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
SORRY.
732
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
[ JACKSON BROWN'S "THESE DAYS" PLAYING ]
733
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
UM...
734
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
INSULIN FOR MY DIABETES.
735
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000
UH, YEAH. UM, PAXIL.
736
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
RECREATIONAL DRUG USE -- NO.
737
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
NO. NOT SINCE COLLEGE, REALLY.
738
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
A COUPLE YEARS AGO, THERE WAS A PARTY
739
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
THAT TERRY...
740
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
YEAH, NO.
741
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000
MARIJUANA, BUT, UH, NOT IN 15 WEEKS, SO...
742
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
DOING GOOD.
743
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
NEXT OF KIN --
744
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
I GUESS IT WOULD STILL BE MY EX-WIFE.
745
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
MY BROTHER, I GUESS.
746
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
"I UNDERSTAND THERE MAY BE RISKS ASSOCIATED
747
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
"WITH ANY ENDOSCOPIC EXAMINATION,
748
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
"BLEEDING AFTER A BIOPSY,
749
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
"OR REMOVAL OF A POLYP OR OTHER GROWTH...
750
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
"PERFORATION OF THE INTESTINE WHICH MAY
751
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
REQUIRE IMMEDIATE SURGERY,
752
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
"ALLERGIC REACTIONS, NAUSEA,
753
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
VOMITING, DIFFICULT BREATHING, AND CARDIAC ARREST."
754
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
100, 99,
755
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
98...
756
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
IT'S NOT WORKING.
757
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
[ SIGHS ]
758
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, MR. THOREAU.
759
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
THAT'S GREAT.
760
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
YOU JUST REST NOW. OKAY?
761
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
WILL DO.
762
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
HEY.
763
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Terry: HEY.
764
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
765
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
[ CHUCKLES ]
766
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
YES.
767
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
YES.
768
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
769
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Terry: I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS.
770
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
SERIOUSLY, WE DID THE SMART THING THIS WEEKEND.
771
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
YEAH.
772
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
YEP. AND NOW...
773
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
I THINK IT'S UP HERE ON THE RIGHT.
774
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
YOU GUYS SEE THAT SUSHI PLACE WE PASSED?
775
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
I HEARD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD.
776
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
THERE IT IS! RENALDO'S!
777
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
YEAH, BABY! [ CHUCKLES ]
778
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
HEARD IT WAS THE BEST SUSHI IN PALM SPRINGS.
779
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
IT SEEMED NICE. IT'S GOT A VALET.
780
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
IT'S GOT A VALET?
781
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
HEY, THEY PARK THE CARS FOR YOU -- NICE.
782
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
[ GROANS LIGHTLY ]
783
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, GUYS,
784
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
YOU DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM
785
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
THE RED MEAT? YOU KNOW?
786
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
I MEAN, WE GOT GOOD RESULTS ON OUR THINGS.
787
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
KEEP IT GOING.
788
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
LITTLE FISH MIGHT BE DELISH.
789
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S JUST...
790
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, GUYS. I-I-I CAN'T.
791
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I-I CAN'T GO. YOU GUYS GO. I CAN'T EAT WITH YOU GUYS.
792
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
WHAT?
793
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,000
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
794
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING,
795
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I WENT OUT TO PRACTICE MY PUTTING.
796
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
'CAUSE, RIGHT? YOU SAW.
797
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
AND, UM, I THOUGHT,
798
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
"LET ME SEE IF I CAN HIT FIVE IN A ROW."
799
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
AND, OF COURSE, I MISSED THE LAST ONE.
800
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
AND, UH, YEAH.
801
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000
I-I LOST HAVING DINNER AT RENALDO'S.
802
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
ARE YOU CRAZY?
803
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
YOU KNOW, AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, I NEED THAT.
804
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I NEED THE LITTLE MIND, MOTIVATIONAL THINGS,
805
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000
BECAUSE THE SENIOR TOUR IS GETTING REAL CLOSE, YOU KNOW?
806
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
AND YOU GOT NO IDEA THE PRESSURE I'M UNDER, SO...
807
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE UNDER PRESSURE.
808
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
YOU'RE JUST THE ONLY ONE CAUSING OTHER PEOPLE
809
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
GRIEF BECAUSE OF IT.
810
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
OH, YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A JOY TO BE AROUND LATELY.
811
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
HEY, I DIDN'T LOSE EATING!
812
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
ALL RIGHT. COME ON. COME ON.
813
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
NO, SCREW THIS!
814
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
I'M GOING IN.
815
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
JUST COME AND EAT WITH US, OKAY?
816
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
YOU KNOW, FORGET THE STUPID BET. COME ON.
817
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
NO, I CAN'T. WHY NOT?
818
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
BECAUSE THEN IT JUST -- IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, THEN.
819
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
820
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
YES, IT DOES!
821
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Owen: HEY.
822
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
I'M NOT BACKING OUT OF RENALDO'S BECAUSE
823
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
OF JOE'S STUPID SHIT.
824
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
WELL, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO!
825
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
GO AHEAD, GO. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
826
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
WELL, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. WE WILL. COME ON, TER.
827
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
828
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
THIS WHOLE WEEKEND WAS A BAD IDEA.
829
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
NO, I'M NOT FEELING BAD LEAVING HIM OUT.
830
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
HE'S LEAVING HIMSELF OUT!
831
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
NO. GO AHEAD.
832
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
JOE... THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
833
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
COME ON!
834
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
NO, I'M OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU AFTER.
835
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
STUPID CRAP, JOE!
836
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
JOE!
837
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Hostess: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BIT OF A WAIT
838
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
ON ACCOUNT OF YOU'RE SWITCHING FROM A FOUR TOP TO A TWO TOP.
839
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
HOW LONG A WAIT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
840
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
I'D SAY 45 MINUTES.
841
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
YOU'RE WELCOME TO HAVE A DRINK IN OUR BAR,
842
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
AND THEN, MR. ELLIOT, I CAN TEXT YOU WHEN THE TABLE'S READY.
843
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
OKAY, WELL, OWEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST --
844
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000
NO. NO, I'M... I'M EATING HERE.
845
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
WE'LL HAVE A DRINK IN THE BAR.
846
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
[ SLAPS STOOL ]
847
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
JUST, UH, SAVE THIS FOR ME, WOULD YOU?
848
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
W-WHERE YOU GOING? BACK IN A SECOND.
849
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
850
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000
UH, I-I WILL HAVE A... SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
851
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
852
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
OH, SORRY. MY, UH, BUDDY'S SITTING THERE.
853
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Hi. It's Erin. Leave me a message.
854
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
[ Beep ]
855
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
856
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN A DAY AND A HALF.
857
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000
THIS DRINK IS FEELING GOOD. [ LAUGHS ]
858
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
859
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I DO. YEAH.
860
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
[ Ringing ]
861
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Hi. It's Erin. Leave me a message.
862
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
[ Beep ]
863
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
HEY. IT'S ME -- TERRY.
864
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000
UH, JUST CALLING TO SAY "HEY" AND...
865
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
GOT OUR THINGS DONE.
866
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
WE'RE GONNA EAT A LOT OF MEAT, SO [CHUCKLES]
867
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000
HOW'S YOUR, UH, HOW'S YOUR REN-FAIR THING GOING?
868
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000
UH, WHAT'S-HIS-NAME STILL ACTING ALL SQUIRRELLY...
869
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
WHOA. SORRY. I JUST SAID "SQUIRRELLY"
870
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
KIND OF SQUIRRELLY, DIDN'T I?
871
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
SO [CHUCKLES]
872
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000
UH...
873
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
AHH.
874
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE STOOL?
875
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000
UH, THE DEAL IS THAT MY BUDDY'S GONNA BE HERE IN...
876
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
ANY SECOND,
877
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
AND HE'S GONNA SIT THERE.
878
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
THAT'S THE DEAL.
879
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
COME ON, MAN. IT'S REALLY CROWDED.
880
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
DUDE...
881
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
♪ I FASHION MY FUTURE ♪
882
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
♪ ON FILMS IN SPACE ♪
883
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:33,000
♪ SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY ♪
884
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
♪ EVERYTHING ♪
885
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:42,000
♪ EVERYTHING ♪
886
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL MY BUDDY'S UP TO,
887
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
BUT I TOLD HIM I WOULD HOLD HIS SEAT FOR HIM.
888
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
889
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
I MEAN, IF IT WAS UP TO ME, YOU COULD SIT THERE.
890
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
[ SCOFFS ]
891
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
BOY, I'M SICK OF TAKING SHIT FOR OTHER PEOPLE.
892
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
[ ICE CLINKING ]
893
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION FROM ALL THAT.
894
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
GET A BEER, PLEASE?
895
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
YEAH.
896
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
REALLY?
897
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
REALLY?
898
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
♪ LISTENING FOR THE NEW TOLD LIES ♪
899
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000
♪ WITH SUPREME VISIONS OF LONELY TUNES ♪
900
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:28,000
♪ OUR SPACE SONGS ON A SPIDERWEB SITAR ♪
901
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
902
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
ASSHOLE.
903
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
LIFE IS AROUND YOU AND IN YOU
904
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,000
♪ ANSWER FOR TIMOTHY LEARY, DEARIE ♪
905
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
SERIOUSLY?
906
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
YEAH, THAT'S MY BUDDY'S SEAT!
907
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE
908
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
AAH!
909
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
910
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
SHIT!
911
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000
♪ THE SUNSHINE IN
912
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
913
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
HEY!
914
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I TOLD YOU MY BUDDY WAS COMING!
915
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
916
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
♪ THE SUNSHINE IN
917
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
HEY, COOL IT, MAN! COOL IT!
918
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
GET OFF OF ME!
919
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
920
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000
♪ THE SUNSHINE IN
921
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
922
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!
923
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
ENOUGH! GET THESE GUYS
924
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
OFF OF ME!
925
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
926
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
♪ THE SUNSHINE IN
927
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
COME ON! WHAT IS WRONG
928
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
WITH YOU?
929
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
930
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN
931
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Terry: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
932
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
GET YOUR HANDS OFF, MAN!
933
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
WE GOT RESERVATIONS. WE GOT RESERVATIONS!
934
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
935
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
[ SIGHS ]
936
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
[ MID-TEMPO SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS ]
937
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
CAN I SAY IT? BEST TACOS EVER.
938
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
FOR ONCE, YOUR "BEST" IS CORRECT.
939
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
[ CHUCKLES ] MM.
940
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
RIGHT HERE?
941
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
THREE CLEANEST COLONS IN PALM SPRINGS.
942
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
NOT FOR LONG.
943
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
[ SCOFFS ] IT'S LIKE SHARK WEEK.
944
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
OH! [ TERRY CHUCKLES ]
945
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
HEY, UH...
946
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
SORRY I SCREWED UP THE DINNER.
947
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
948
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
YEAH. BEST TACOS EVER.
949
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
YEAH.
950
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000
AH, THE MIND BETS -- WHATEVER.
951
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF, YOU KNOW,
952
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
THAT THEY'RE NO BIG DEAL.
953
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
THAT I JUST DO THEM FOR THE DISCIPLINE,
954
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
FOR THE GOLF.
955
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
THE LAKER TICKETS I GAVE YOU --
956
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I WAS GONNA TAKE ALBERT TO THAT GAME.
957
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
[ SCOFFS ]
958
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
MY DAD -- MY DAD -- HE SEEMED GREAT YESTERDAY, RIGHT?
959
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
WE'RE THERE...
960
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN 20 YEARS,
961
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
AND HE'S SITTING THERE, HE'S WITH CONNIE,
962
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
AND HE'S HAPPY, AND ALL I'M THINKING IS,
963
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I GOT TO -- I GOT TO MAKE MY MIND BET ON GOLF.
964
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
965
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
I GOT TO GET TO THE COURSE. I GOT TO WARM UP.
966
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I GOT TO MAKE SURE I SHOOT A 76,
967
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
'CAUSE OTHERWISE I LOSE.
968
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
NOTHING ABOUT THE GOLF --
969
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE BET.
970
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I JUST...
971
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
COME ON. I LIKE THE FEELING.
972
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I LIKE THE -- THE JUICE.
973
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE...
974
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
IT'S LIKE GAMBLING.
975
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
YOU KNOW, IT IS GAMBLING.
976
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
AH...
977
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
SHIT.
978
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO G.A., DUDE.
979
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
YEAH.
980
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
YEAH, I'M GONNA.
981
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
NO, I KNOW.
982
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
BY THE WAY,
983
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I HAVE TO SAY I WAS PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR...
984
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
WRIST PUNCHES OR WHATEVER. YEAH.
985
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I DON'T THINK I DID THEM RIGHT,
986
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
'CAUSE I CAN BARELY LIFT THIS TACO.
987
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
[ LAUGHS ]
988
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL PUTT BETTER NOW.
989
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY.
990
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
I KNOW. I KNOW IT WAS THREE ON ONE,
991
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
BUT, HEY, YOU'RE A BIG DUDE,
992
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
AND YOU START SOMETHING, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET.
993
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
MM-HMM.
994
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE STARTED THAT.
995
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
WHAT?
996
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I MEAN, THE GUY WAS BEING A DICK,
997
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
BUT, YEAH, UM...
998
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
YOU MIGHT SAY I DREW FIRST BLOOD.
999
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
AND IT FELT GOOD, TOO.
1000
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000
NOW MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD.
1001
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1002
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
NOTHING. I'M JUST TALKING. YOU KNOW.
1003
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
JUST, UM...
1004
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
MY DAD, THE GREAT BUSINESS LEGEND,
1005
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,000
LEFT THE DEALERSHIP IN A DEEP, DARK, BOTTOMLESS...
1006
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
FINANCIAL HOLE.
1007
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
AND NOW HE GETS TO RETIRE.
1008
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000
HE MADE ALL HIS MISTAKES, AND NOW...
1009
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
HE'S LEAVING ME TO FEND FOR MYSELF.
1010
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
TAKE ALL THE HEAT, MAKE ALL THE...
1011
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:12,000
SHITTY, IMPOSSIBLE DECISIONS I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE.
1012
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I MEAN, I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT PLACE.
1013
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
YOU KNOW.
1014
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
MAKE IT MY OWN.
1015
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
NOW I'M NOT EVEN SURE I CAN KEEP IT AFLOAT.
1016
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000
I SPENT 25 YEARS WAITING TO BE THE BOSS.
1017
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I'M THE BOSS OF SHIT.
1018
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
MAYBE I'M CONFUSED.
1019
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000
MAYBE I'M DOING IT WRONG WITH MY KIDS,
1020
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
BUT THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
1021
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
RIGHT?
1022
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I MEAN, WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOOK OUT FOR ME?
1023
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
OR SOMETHING?
1024
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000
INSTEAD OF...
1025
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
NO, I'M SORRY. SORRY.
1026
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Terry: AH.
1027
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
LISTEN, NO ONE
1028
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
CAN KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS, OKAY?
1029
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY WORRYING,
1030
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
YOU KNOW, EMPLOYEES JUMPING SHIP.
1031
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
RIGHT? THIS IS MY THING.
1032
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
YEAH.
1033
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
ANYTHING I CAN DO.
1034
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
1035
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
WELL, NOT MUCH.
1036
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000
BUT I'M THERE, YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.
1037
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
OKAY.
1038
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO FOR YOU.
1039
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
WHAT?
1040
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
YOU COME IN THE STORE, YOU GET ANY BALLOON YOU WANT.
1041
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
[ LAUGHS ]
1042
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
NO KIDDING, DUDE.
1043
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
ON THE HOUSE.
1044
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
MYLAR, REGULAR...
1045
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
...ANYTHING.
1046
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
JUST NOT PIÑATA. PIÑATA'S NOT A BALLOON.
1047
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
DON'T TRY AND GET AWAY ON A TECHNICALITY.
1048
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
[ LAUGHS ]
1049
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] WHOA.
1050
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
AHH.
1051
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
[ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ]
1052
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
OUR TABLE'S READY.
1053
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
1054
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
[ CELLPHONE THUDS ]
1055
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT? WE GOT THE TACOS, RIGHT?
1056
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM ERIN ALL WEEKEND.
1057
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
OKAY? YOU KNOW?
1058
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
SHE HASN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY TEXTS.
1059
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
YOU KNOW, SO I-I-I LEFT HER A VOICE MESSAGE.
1060
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
RIGHT? [ SNIFFS ]
1061
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
BUT NOTHING. NOTHING.
1062
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I MEAN, I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON.
1063
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
WELL, WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE MESSAGE?
1064
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
LIKE TWO HOURS AGO.
1065
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
WELL, COME ON.
1066
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
NO, AND ALSO -- ALSO --
1067
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
SHE'S WORKING WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND, OKAY?
1068
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
AND THEY'VE GOT SOME BIG PROJECT TOGETHER AT SCHOOL.
1069
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF A WOMAN YOU WERE DATING
1070
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
FOR THREE WEEKS FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS
1071
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET BACK TO HER QUICK ENOUGH?
1072
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
AREN'T YOU TWO JUST SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN?
1073
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
OH...
1074
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
SHIT.
1075
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
WHAT?
1076
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
1077
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
YOU ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. REALLY.
1078
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
[ LAUGHS ]
1079
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
A-HOLE.
1080
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
DEAL WITH IT FELLAS YOU'RE LOOKING
1081
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
AT A GUY IN LOVE.
1082
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000
EVEN AFTER A COLONOSCOPY, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
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