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REALLY? 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 HA HO. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 OH, I SUCK! 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 SORRY. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 I'M SORRY. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 FRIGGIN' LOOKING AT ME. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 JUST PLAY YOUR FRIGGIN' GOLF, LADIES. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ♪ WILL I DIG THE SAME THINGS THAT TURN ME ON AS A KID? ♪ 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 ♪ WILL I LOOK BACK AND SAY 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 ♪ THAT I WISH I HADN'T DONE WHAT I DID? ♪ 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ WILL I JOKE AROUND 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ WILL I STILL JOKE AROUND 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 ♪ AND STILL DIG THOSE SOUNDS 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN? 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Senior: WE'RE NOT "DROWNING." 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 MY GOD, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME IN THIS MORNING. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 $400,000 IN DEBT? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE? 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 IT'S NOT EVEN 8:00. 22 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE. 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 AND I JUST WANT TO GET A HANDLE 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 ON WHAT YOU'VE SADDLED ME WITH HERE, DADDY. 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 AND MAKING THIS BE ALL ABOUT POOR OWEN. 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 WELL, SEEING AS I AM RUNNING THIS DEALERSHIP, 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS -- 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 MORNING, BOSS-MAN. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 BOSS-MAN SENIOR. MM. 31 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 FRESH DOUGHNUTS. 32 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 LET'S DO THIS. 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 ALL RIGHT. OH. 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 UH, JUST FYI, THOSE JERKS DOWN IN SERVICE 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 ARE STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU PULLING THE PLUG 36 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 ON THE BODY SHOP -- JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 37 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 THANK YOU. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 38 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 US GUYS ON THE SALES FLOOR, WE GOT YOUR BACK. 39 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 THANKS SO MUCH. YEAH. 40 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 NO PROBLEM. 41 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 OH. 42 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 SOME OF THE GUYS 43 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 WERE WONDERING, 44 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 IN LIGHT OF THE WHOLE BODY-SHOP THING, I MEAN, 45 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 WE'RE STILL GETTING OUR NEW DESK CHAIRS, RIGHT? I MEAN... 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 NO. NOT RIGHT NOW, NO. 47 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 [ SCOFFS ] 48 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 WELL, HEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CHAIR YOU GOT, LAWRENCE, 49 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT DOWN. 50 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I MEAN, YOU'RE A SALESMAN, RIGHT? 51 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR FEET ANYWAY. 52 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 IN FACT, TELL THE OTHER GUYS THAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE 53 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 ANY OF THEM SITTING TODAY. 54 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 ALL RIGHT? THEY SHOULD ALL BE STANDING. 55 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 AND SELLING. STANDING AND SELLING. 56 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 OKAY. 57 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 TRY TO KEEP IT TOGETHER, SON. 58 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 NOW, WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THE SPLENDA? 59 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 [ ERIN MOANS SOFTLY ] 60 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 MM. 61 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 MM. 62 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 OHH, YOU WERE PRETTY ENERGETIC LAST NIGHT 63 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 FOR AN ALMOST 50-YEAR-OLD. 64 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 BOTH OF US. [ CHUCKLES ] 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 YOU KNOW, FOR A COMBINED ALMOST-CENTURY PERSON.... 66 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 [ GIGGLES ] 67 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 ...WE WERE PRETTY GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ] 68 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 69 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 MM. 70 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 71 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 OH, I CAN'T! [ GROANS ] 72 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 OH, I HAVE TO BE AT SCHOOL EARLY THIS MORNING. 73 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 DON'T TELL ME YOU GOT TO HELP THOSE DAMN STUDENTS AGAIN. 74 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 [ CHUCKLES ] NO. 75 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 THAT GUY RANDY, YOU KNOW, THAT I WAS SEEING BEFORE YOU? 76 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 YEAH? 77 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 HE'S, UH, ALSO A NINTH-GRADE TEACHER, 78 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 AND OUR CLASSES ARE DOING THIS RENAISSANCE FAIR 79 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 TOGETHER. 80 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 SO RANDY WANTS TO HAVE 81 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 YET ANOTHER PLANNING MEETING 82 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 BEFORE SCHOOL THIS MORNING. 83 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 OHH, GOSH. 84 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 SOUNDS LIKE OLD RANDY ISN'T QUITE READY 85 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 TO GIVE UP ON YOU YET. 86 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 YEAH, I KNOW. 87 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 HE'S BEEN A LITTLE SQUIRRELLY EVER SINCE, 88 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 YOU KNOW, BUT... 89 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S HARMLESS. 90 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 IT'S JUST KIND OF AWKWARD BETWEEN BOTH OF US, YOU KNOW. 91 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. IT'S JUST...AWKWARD. 92 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 93 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF TO ME. 94 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,000 WE'RE JUST, UH... 95 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 HANGING OUT HERE, 96 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 YOU KNOW, HAVING FUN, THAT'S ALL. 97 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 JUST HAVING FUN? YEAH. 98 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 GOSH. 99 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I GUESS I BETTER STOP CARVING THAT ICE SWAN 100 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 FOR OUR WEDDING. 101 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 [ LAUGHS ] 102 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 HEY, UH, DaSHAUN... 103 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO STICK AROUND TONIGHT AND DO INVENTORY. 104 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF. 105 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I THOUGHT YOU HAD LAKER TICKETS. 106 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 YEAH. I DO. I DO. 107 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 BUT I CAN'T GO NOW BECAUSE I PUTT LIKE A DICK! 108 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 [ SIGHS ] OHH. 109 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I JUST -- I MADE A... 110 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 I-I MADE A BET, YOU KNOW, JUST IN MY HEAD 111 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 THAT I COULDN'T GO IF I DIDN'T SHOOT A 75 OR BETTER, 112 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 WHICH I WAS ON PACE TO DO, 113 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 AND THEN MY PUTTING JUST... 114 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 THEY'RE PLAYING THE HEAT, TOO. 115 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 WELL, H-HOW COME YOU JUST CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE BET? 116 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 IT'S JUST IN YOUR HEAD, RIGHT? 117 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 WELL, NO, NO. I...I... 118 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 YOU SEE THERE? 119 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I WROTE IT THERE BEFORE I -- BEFORE I WENT OUT... 120 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 MM-HMM. 121 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 ...AND ONCE IT'S ON THE SCORECARD, 122 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 IT'S AN OFFICIAL MIND BET -- I CAN'T GO BACK ON IT. 123 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 IT'S LIKE I HAVE A BET WITH GOD. 124 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON A BET WITH GOD. 125 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 DO YOU THINK GOD REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR GOLF GAME? 126 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 [ SMACKS LIPS ] 127 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 ALL RIGHT. GO. JUST GO. 128 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 GO SELL SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT? COME ON. 129 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Joe: HERE YOU GO. 130 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 SAY HELLO TO JACK NICHOLSON FOR ME. 131 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Terry: YOU EVER GET ANYTHING GOOD WHEN 132 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 YOU WIN ONE OF YOUR STUPID BETS, 133 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 OR IS IT ALWAYS JUST ABOUT TAKING THINGS 134 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 AWAY WHEN YOU LOSE? 135 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 NO, MOSTLY JUST TAKING AWAY. 136 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 [ TERRY SCOFFS ] 137 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] 138 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 [ LAUGHS ] 139 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 REALLY? 140 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 DID HE JUST GIGGLE? 141 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 YEAH, HE DID. LIKE A GIRL. 142 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 LIKE AN UGLY GIRL. 143 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 LISTEN TO THIS TEXT THAT ERIN SENT ME. 144 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 "REMEMBER THE GOOD, OLD DAYS 145 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 WHEN A TEACHER COULD SPANK A KID?" 146 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 SO I TEXTED BACK, 147 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 "SPANKING IS STILL ALLOWED IN MY BEDROOM." 148 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 YEAH, THAT'S CREEPY. [ Chuckling ] 149 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 WHAT? 150 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Owen: SO, UM... 151 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 ERIN IS STILL HAPPENING? 152 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 ERIN AND I -- WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. 153 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 WE WERE JOKING ABOUT IT THIS MORNING. 154 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I DON'T BUY IT. 155 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 YEAH, AND HIS 50th BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP. 156 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 YOU WANT TO BET THERE'S A 25-YEAR-OLD IN HER PLACE? 157 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 HEY. TELL YOU WHAT. 158 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 NOW THAT I HAVE INSURANCE, THANKS TO THIS GUY, 159 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 ONE THING I WILL BE GETTING FOR MY BIRTHDAY -- 160 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 COLONOSCOPY. 161 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,000 WHAT? 162 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 THAT'S A TERRIBLE GIFT. 163 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 NO, NO. MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED HIS ASSOCIATE IN PALM SPRINGS. 164 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, "NO WAY. 165 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 "I'M NOT GONNA DRIVE ALL THAT WAY FOR THAT." 166 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 BUT HE SAID, "NO. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF IT. 167 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 "YOU MAKE A FUN THING OUT OF IT. 168 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 "LIKE A 5-STAR HOTEL, SPA TREATMENT -- 169 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 "YEAH, YOU SNEAK IN A COLONOSCOPY, 170 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 "BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A LITTLE R&R, TOO. 171 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 YOU KNOW, TAKES THE ONUS OFF OF IT." 172 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 173 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 "ONUS," "ANUS." 174 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT THE HELL? 175 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 HE'S HOOKING ME UP, AND I'M GONNA DO IT. 176 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 YEAH, MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO GET ONE OF THOSE LAST YEAR. 177 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 YEAH? MM-HMM. 178 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 HEY. COME WITH ME. [ SLAPS OWEN'S BACK ] 179 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 AND DO WHAT, HOLD YOUR HAND? 180 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 IT'S NOT A COUPLE'S MASSAGE. 181 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 NO, REALLY. 182 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 YOU KNOW WHAT, JOE? YOU COME, TOO. 183 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 IT'D BE LIKE A GUYS' WEEKEND. HUH? 184 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 IT'S THE ANESTHESIA THAT FREAKS ME OUT. 185 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 BUT YOU DO GOT TO DO IT. 186 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 YOU DO. I KNOW THIS GUY -- HE'S OUR AGE, 187 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 AND RIGHT NOW, HE'S... 188 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 GOT CANCER? WHO? 189 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 YEAH, NOBODY -- NOBODY YOU KNOW. IT'S SONIA'S FRIEND. 190 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 BUT, UM, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I'M IN. 191 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I'M IN FOR YOUR LITTLE WEIRDO WEEKEND. 192 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 GREAT. GOOD. 193 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD PLAY GOLF OUT THERE. 194 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 THEY GOT GREAT COURSES OUT THERE. 195 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 DEFINITELY. YES. YES. 196 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 NOPE. OH, COME ON. 197 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 AFTER THE PROCEDURES, WE CAN GO TO THAT... 198 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 STEAKHOUSE... IN PALM SPRINGS 199 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS E-MAILING US ABOUT. 200 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT BRINGS THE SKEWERS OF MEAT 201 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 RIGHT TO YOUR TABLE. 202 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 RENALDO'S. YES. THINK ABOUT IT. 203 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING FOR A WHOLE DAY. RIGHT? 204 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 JUST IMAGINE ALL THAT MEAT WAITING FOR YOU. 205 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO. 206 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 YEAH! OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING! 207 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLING ] 208 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 WE'RE GONNA BE THE THREE MUSKA-REARS. 209 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 [ LAUGHS ] 210 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING 211 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 ALL THESE STUPID ASS JOKES, OKAY? 212 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 NO PUNS, NONE OF THAT NONSENSE. 213 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF THOSE. 214 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 HALF THE REASON TO GO. 215 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I'M EXCITED. 216 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 COME ON, OWEN! LET'S GO! 217 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 MAN, HOW AM I GONNA GO 20 MORE HOURS WITHOUT EATING? 218 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] HEY, THERE, YOU. 219 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 AH. NO, NOTHING. 220 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 GIRL. 221 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 WELL, YOU HAVE FUN AT THE RENAISSANCE FAIR. 222 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,000 HEY, HOW'S OLD RANDY LOOK IN HIS TIGHTS, BY THE WAY? 223 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 [ OBJECT THUDS ] [ CHUCKLING ] 224 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 OH, NOW I'M GONNA HAVE THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD. 225 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 REALLY? WE'RE GOING AWAY FOR TWO DAYS. 226 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 YEAH. I-I GOT MY CLOTHES. 227 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I GOT MY PILLOW, MY APNEA MASK. 228 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW, 229 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED, SERIOUSLY. 230 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Terry: OKAY, O., LET'S ROLL. 231 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 COME ON, BUDDY. 232 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 GO, GO, GO. Joe: GO. 233 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 RELAX, ENJOY. 234 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 PLEASE. PLEASE. 235 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 BOYS, SAY GOODBYE TO DADDY. 236 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 BYE. BYE. 237 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Terry: PALM SPRINGS, LOOK OUT! 238 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 [ "THE FLESH FAILURES" FROM "HAIR" PLAYS ON RADIO ] 239 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 NO ANESTHESIA? ARE YOU CRAZY? 240 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 IT FREAKS ME OUT. 241 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I DON'T LIKE THE WHOLE "GOING UNDER" THING. 242 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 I CAN'T -- LOOK, THE DOCTOR SAID 243 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I COULD DO IT EITHER WAY, RIGHT? SO... 244 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 LOOK, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO BE ANESTHESIA-FREE 245 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 JUST TO DRIVE YOU DRUG ADDICTS BACK TO THE HOTEL. 246 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 UH, JOE, CAN WE -- CAN WE PUT SOMETHING ELSE ON? 247 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 THIS IS JUST, UM... JUST PAINFUL. 248 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 IT'S "HAIR," MAN. COME ON. 249 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 YOU GOT TO LET THE SUNSHINE IN. 250 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 YOUR ASS! 251 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 SIT BACK! [ CHUCKLES ] 252 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 JUST GO WITH IT. 253 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 YOU GOT TO SWAY -- SWAY WITH IT. 254 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 HUH? FEEL IT. 255 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 ♪ ...FASHION MY FUTURE ♪ 256 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 OH, SHIT! 257 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 HOW LONG BEFORE WE GET TO PALM SPRINGS? 258 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 HOUR. 259 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 260 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 OH, HERE YOU GO. RIGHT HERE. HUH? HUH? 261 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 "SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY... 262 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 EVERYTHING." 263 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 ♪ ...EVERYTHING ♪ 264 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:38,000 ♪ EVERYTHI-I-NG ♪ EVERYTHI-I-NG ♪ 265 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 THAT'S THE BEST LYRIC EVER WRITTEN. 266 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,000 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU KNOW THE BEST OF EVERYTHING? 267 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 AND ALWAYS EVERY ONE OF THEM NOT THE BEST. 268 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 JUST THINK OF THAT LINE. OKAY? 269 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 "SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY EVERYTHING." 270 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 NOTHING'S BEING SAID, 271 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 BUT EVERYTHING'S BEING SAID. 272 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 IT'S LIKE IN "THE WIZARD OF OZ." 273 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 YOU GOT TO LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN. 274 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 NO, NO. THAT'S THE SECRET TO LIFE, MAN -- 275 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 LOOKING BEHIND THE CURTAIN. 276 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID. 277 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 NO, IT IS NOT. 278 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 OH, THIS, UH... 279 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 YEAH, THE NEXT EXIT IS MY DAD'S. 280 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Terry: OH, REALLY? YEAH. 281 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 WE SHOULD STOP IN TO SEE ARTIE. 282 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Joe: NO. 283 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME HERE, RIGHT? 284 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 WHY NOT? COME ON. 285 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I COULD USE A PEE BREAK. 286 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 JOE, YOU'RE GONNA PASS UP A CHANCE TO SEE YOUR DAD? 287 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU CAN'T TAKE FOR GRANTED. 288 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I'M NOT TAKING IT FOR GRANTED. 289 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I JUST -- I DON'T -- WE'RE DOING SOMETHING. 290 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I DON'T WANT TO RUSH AND HAVE TO CHECK IN 291 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 AND THEN GET TO THE GOLF COURSE. 292 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 LET ME GET THIS CLEAR. 293 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 OHH. 294 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 YOU'RE GOING TO GET CHECKED FOR CANCER, 295 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 AND YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OFF A CHANCE 296 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 TO VISIT YOUR ELDERLY FATHER. 297 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'M NOT SURE THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW, 298 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 YOU KNOW, KARMICALLY. 299 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:42,000 ♪ ...OF MOVING PAPER FANTASY ♪ 300 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 ♪ LISTENING FOR THE NEW TOLD LIES ♪ 301 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 ATTABOY, JOE. KARMA. 302 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 YEAH, YEAH. I GET IT. SIT BACK. 303 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 YOU ON THE RUN? YOU KILL SOMEBODY? 304 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, NO. WE... 305 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 306 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO PALM SPRINGS, YOU KNOW, 307 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 JUST WANTED TO COME IN AND SAY HI. 308 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 OH, YEAH? HMM. 309 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000 CAN'T STAY LONG, THOUGH. JUST LIKE A FEW MINUTES, MAYBE? 310 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 ALL RIGHT. 311 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 GOOD, GOOD. YEAH. 312 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 MM-HMM. HEY. 313 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 I VOTED FOR YOUR GUY. 314 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 OBAMA. HE'S TALKING ABOUT OBAMA. 315 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 OH, UM...THANKS. 316 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 NO PROBLEM. 317 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 ARTIE! OH. OH, HEY! 318 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 EVERYBODY, THIS IS CONNIE. SHE'S MY LADY FRIEND. 319 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 HI! 320 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 OH. HI, SWEETHEART. [ CHUCKLES ] 321 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 OH, BABY. SOCK IT TO ME. 322 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 323 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 THIS IS MY SON, JOE. OH! 324 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 HI. HIS FRIENDS. 325 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 TERRY. HI. 326 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 OWEN. 327 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 NICE TO MEET YOU. ALL RIGHT. 328 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 JOE, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 329 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 330 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. 331 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 YEAH. RIGHT. 332 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 WELL... [ LAUGHS ] 333 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 ...ANYWAY, WE'RE GOING. WE DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR... 334 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, DON'T BE SILLY. 335 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I JUST CAME BY FOR A CUP OF COFFEE. 336 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Artie: COME ON. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 337 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 CAN I, UH, USE YOUR BATHROOM? 338 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 PEE? 339 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:53,000 DAD. 340 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 UM, PEE. 341 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 YEAH. FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT. 342 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 343 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 SO, UH... 344 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Artie: CONNIE AND I HAVE BEEN 345 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 SEEING EACH OTHER FOR... A COUPLE OF MONTHS NOW. 346 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 A FE MONTHS. THREE. 347 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 SHE IS AS FIT AS A FIDDLE. 348 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 SHE WAS THE FIRST LADY 349 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 JUDO INSTRUCTOR IN SAN DIEGO IN 1964. 350 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 NO KIDDING? 351 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 352 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO, UH, PUNCH 353 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 USING THE BACK OF MY WRIST! 354 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 [ ARTIE CHUCKLES ] AAH. HEY. 355 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 COME ON, DAD. 356 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 THE HARDEST PART OF THE ARM -- RIGHT THERE. 357 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Connie: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW, STOP IT. JUST STOP IT. 358 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 NOW, SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU UP THIS WAY? 359 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,000 UH, WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY TO PALM SPRINGS, JUST... 360 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 IT'S A LITTLE GOLF... HOW NICE. 361 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 AND WE'RE ALSO GETTING COLONOSCOPIES. 362 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 WHAT? OH. 363 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 NO, WE'RE JUST, UH, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING, DAD. 364 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 365 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Artie: COLONOSCOPY IS WHERE THEY... 366 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 RIGHT? 367 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 368 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 YEAH. YOU'RE CRAZY. 369 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 NO, IT'S -- IT'S A GOOD THING TO DO, DAD. 370 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I NEVER GOT MY ASS CHECKED. 371 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 YOU TELL HIM JOE'S DOING HIS WITHOUT ANESTHESIA? 372 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 YOU WANT TO BE AWAKE FOR THAT, JOE? 373 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 YOU GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME? [ CHUCKLES ] 374 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 NO, DAD. NO. HOW'S MY KARMA NOW, GUYS? 375 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Connie: OH. OH. 376 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Artie: I'M JUST BUSTING YOUR CHOPS, HUH? 377 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 COME ON, RIGHT? 378 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 OHH. 379 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 NOW WE'RE LATE FOR THE TEE TIME. 380 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 THE DAD STOPOVER SCREWED US UP, TERRY. 381 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 NO, WE'LL BE FINE. 382 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 YOU GUYS GETTING CELL RECEPTION OUT HERE? 383 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 YEAH. YOU'RE NOT? 384 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 IT SAYS I AM, 385 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 BUT I TEXTED ERIN, AND SHE HASN'T HIT ME BACK. 386 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 DON'T SAY "HIT ME BACK." 387 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 THREE MONTHS AGO, YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE. 388 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 OH, SHIT. 389 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 OH, MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS PLACE HAD A CASINO, JOE. 390 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I-I'M SORRY. 391 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 LET'S GO CHECK IN TO ANOTHER HOTEL. 392 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Joe: NO. 393 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 COME ON, GUYS. 394 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 YOU CAN'T EXPECT EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING 395 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 JUST TO...CHANGE FOR ME. 396 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 THIS IS HOW IT IS. I'M GOOD. 397 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 WHAT NAME'S IT UNDER? 398 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 IT'S YOU, RIGHT? MINE. YEAH. 399 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 YEAH. GO AHEAD. 400 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Terry: "ELLIOT." 401 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000 OH, MAN, I WISH WE HAD A CHANCE TO HIT THE RANGE FIRST. 402 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I'M FEELING RUSHED. 403 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 AND I'M STIFF FROM THAT DRIVE, YOU KNOW? 404 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 EXCUSES, EXCUSES. 405 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 YOU KNOW, CELLPHONES, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED 406 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 ON THE COURSE. 407 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 OH? 408 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I-I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 409 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 YEAH. IT'S NOT MY RULE. 410 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I'M JUST SAYIN'. 411 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,000 [ TERRY LAUGHS ] 412 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 413 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 OH, COME ON! 414 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 WE'RE NOT PLAYING YET, LEE TREVINO. 415 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 IT'S FINE. 416 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 HELLO. 417 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 HEY, HOW'S YOUR VACATION? WHAT DO YOU NEED? 418 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 BRUCE SAYS YOU'RE NOT GETTING US OUR NEW BUSINESS 419 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 CARDS, MAN. WHAT'S UP? 420 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 UH, YEAH, FOR THE TIME BEING. 421 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 DIDN'T YOU JUST GET A BOX 422 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 OF BUSINESS CARDS A FEW WEEKS AGO? 423 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 THESE CARDS ARE CRAP, OWEN. 424 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW CARDS 425 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 THE SCARPULLA GUYS GOT? 426 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 THEY'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD... 427 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 again. 428 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 UH, WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WORK HARDER, 429 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 OVERCOMPENSATE FOR YOUR SHITTY BUSINESS CARDS. 430 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION "PENNY-WISE, POUND FOOLISH"? 431 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 UH, WHY, NO, MARCUS, I HAVEN'T. 432 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 YEAH, WELL, IT MEANS YOUR FATHER 433 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THIS NICKEL-AND-DIME BULLSHIT. 434 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 UH, YEAH, WELL, MY FATHER'S NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE. 435 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 436 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, MARCUS. 437 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 MY FATHER'S NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE! 438 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 KIND OF SHOUTING. 439 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 AND YOU SHOULD GET USED TO IT. 440 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY? 441 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 YOU HUNG UP. 442 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 HI. 443 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 YOU GUYS ARE THE 1:40? 444 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 UH, YEAH. I'M A SINGLE. 445 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 THEY PUT ME WITH YOU. COOL. 446 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 TERRY. I'M LIZZY. 447 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 HI, LIZZY. HI. 448 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 THIS IS, UH... JOE. 449 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 OWEN. HI. HI. 450 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Terry: YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME. 451 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 OH, THANKS. OH. LADIES FIRST. HMM? 452 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 YEAH. 453 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 YEAH. 454 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 SCREW YOU. I'M JUST BEING POLITE. 455 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 456 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 OH, GET DOWN. GET DOWN. 457 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 OH, COME ON! IDIOT! 458 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 JOE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE SENIOR TOUR. 459 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 SO WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FUN. [ CHUCKLES ] 460 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT. 461 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 [ LAUGHS ] I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 462 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 463 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 FEELING A LITTLE RUSHED. 464 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 THANKS FOR THE DAD PIT STOP. 465 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Lizzy: OH! 466 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 NICE ONE, JOE! 467 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 NO. IT'S GONNA BE IN THE BUNKER. 468 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 OHH! 469 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES A SHOT LOOKS GOOD OFF THE CLUB, 470 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 AND...IT ENDS UP BAD. 471 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 YOU KNOW? 472 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 THAT'S THE THING ABOUT COMPLIMENTING A SHOT 473 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 BEFORE YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S GONNA GO. 474 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 JUST, UH...YEAH. BUT WHATEVER. 475 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 WHERE'D YOU WIND UP? 476 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 I THINK I'M OVER BY THAT TREE. 477 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 SHE'S KILLING ME. 478 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 [ SIGHS ] 479 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 SHE KEEPS SAYING, "NICE ONE." 480 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 BITCH. [ SIGHS ] 481 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 IT'S ANNOYING. 482 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 PLUS, TERRY BEING ALL [SETS BOTTLE DOWN] 483 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 "WHAT'S UP, PRETTY LADY?" 484 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 THAT WHOLE CART'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 485 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Owen: WHY CAN'T YOU ENJOY THIS? 486 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 YOU'RE KICKING OUR ASSES! 487 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KICKING YOUR ASSES. 488 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 YOU GUYS STINK! 489 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 OHH... 490 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I CANNO PUTT. 491 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 LOOK, JUST EASE UP. 492 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 'CAUSE I'M HOT AND I'M HUNGRY, AND I'M ANNOYED AT EVERYTHING. 493 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 LIKE THE WAY YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES ON YOUR HAT. 494 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 THAT SHOULDN'T PISS ME OFF, BUT IT REALLY DOES. 495 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 [ Mockingly ] OOH, NICE ONE! 496 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 IT'S ANNOYING, RIGHT? 497 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 THIS TIME TOMORROW, 498 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 WE'LL ALL BE THROUGH OUR COLONOSCOPIES. 499 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 ALL WITH A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH. 500 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 OR NOT. 501 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 OHH, GEEZ, JOE! 502 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 GOOD LORD. 503 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 NO, IT'S... IT'S JUST THIS EXAM. 504 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 IT MAKES YOU THINK, RIGHT? 505 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,000 "WHAT IF," YOU KNOW? 506 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 YEAH, BUT IT'S BETTER TO FIND OUT, RIGHT? 507 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 THAN TO JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST AND LET IT GET WORSE? 508 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 YEAH, YOU GOT TO GET IT OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE 509 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 AND DEAL WITH IT. 510 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 YEAH. YEAH. 511 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 IT'S JUST... 512 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 IT'S JUST GETTING OLDER. 513 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 IT ALL GETS REAL, YOU KNOW? 514 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 515 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 [ CLUB HITS BALL ] 516 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000 NOT A BAD ASS, THOUGH, RIGHT? 517 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 518 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 519 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 OHH, GOD! 520 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 TERRY, YOU DICK! [ GLASS THUDS ] 521 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000 OH, VACATION, MY ASS. 522 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 OHH. 523 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 524 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Joe: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?! YOU FEELING ANYTHING YET? HEY! 525 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 [ TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ] 526 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 HEY. 527 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 YOU -- YOU TAKE THE STUFF YET? 528 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 JUST DRANK IT A SECOND AGO. 529 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 IT'S GROSS, RIGHT? 530 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 YEAH. FEEL ANYTHING? 531 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 I JUST DRANK IT A SECOND AGO. 532 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 OH, ME NEITHER. 533 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 SAY IT SHOULD TAKE LIKE SIX HOURS TO WORK. 534 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 YOU GONNA LET ME IN, YOU HUMP? 535 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000 UH, ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT JUST, YOU KNOW, 536 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000 LAYING DOWN AND WAITING FOR THE STUFF TO DO ITS THING. 537 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 YEAH. WE'LL WAIT. WE'LL WAIT TOGETHER. 538 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 WE'LL WATCH TV, AND OUR BOWELS CAN HAVE A RACE. 539 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 COME ON. WE'LL HANG OUT. IT'LL BE LIKE THE DORMS. 540 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 NAH. YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL JUST SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 541 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 WAIT, WAIT. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. 542 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000 KIND OF [SIGHS] I LOST TV PRIVILEGES. 543 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 WHAT? 544 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 SHOT A DAMN 82. 545 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I HAD A STUPID MIND BET. 546 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 ARE YOU KIDDING? 547 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I-I THOUGHT I GAVE MYSELF A CUSHION! 548 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000 76 -- SHOULDN'T BE HARD ON THESE EASY DESERT COURSES, 549 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 BUT THEN I JUST -- I FELT ALL RUSHED TODAY, 550 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 AND THE LADY KEPT SAYING, "GOOD ONE!" 551 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 AND -- I DON'T KNOW -- ANYWAY... 552 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 NO TV FOR ME. 553 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 BUT THAT'S NOT TO SAY I CAN'T BE IN YOUR ROOM 554 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 WHILE YOU WATCH TV. 555 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 WHAT IS THAT -- LIKE A LOOPHOLE WITH GOD? 556 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 NO. 557 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR CHANNELS, 558 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING AND I'M IN THE ROOM, 559 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 I'M TOTALLY WITHIN MY RIGHTS. 560 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 THERE ARE NO RIGHTS. YOU MADE IT ALL UP! 561 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,000 WELL, YOU KNOW THAT, AND I KNOW THAT, 562 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 BUT DON'T KNOW THAT. 563 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 COME ON! 564 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 WHAT, I'M GONNA WAIT SIX HOURS WITH NO TV? 565 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 WELL, LISTEN. YOU GOT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM 566 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 WHENEVER THIS STUFF STARTS WORKING -- 567 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 FOR EITHER OF US. 568 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 WHY? WHY CAN'T -- 569 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 THAT'S NON-NEGOTIABLE, JOE! 570 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 ALL RIGHT. 571 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 ALL RIGHT. 572 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 [ GROANS ] 573 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 YOU WANT TO WATCH, UM, THE GOLF, WESTBURY OPEN? 574 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 NAH. 575 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 NO? WHAT? 576 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 THIS? "QUINCY"? "QUINCY." 577 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 COME ON. WHAT YEAR IS IT? 578 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 YOU LISTEN TO "HAIR." I WATCH "QUINCY." 579 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 OH, MAN. [ SCOFFS ] 580 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 LOOK, YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M WATCHING, 581 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 YOU CAN GO BACK TO WHATEVER FLOOR YOUR ROOM IS ON 582 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 AND WATCH YOUR GODDAMN CLOCK RADIO! 583 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 ALL RIGHT. 584 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 GEEZ. [ CHUCKLES ] 585 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 YOU ALL RIGHT? 586 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Quincy: ...DO A BLOOD ALCOHOL ON HIM, WOULD YOU? 587 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 SILENCE TELLS ME EVERYTHING. 588 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 DON'T DO THAT. 589 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 [ CHUCKLES ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 590 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 I GOT IT. 591 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] 592 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 HEY. 'SUP? 593 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 I THOUGHT THIS WAS OWEN'S ROOM. 594 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 YEAH. IT IS. WE'RE, UH, WE'RE HANGIN'. 595 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 COME ON IN. 596 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 GETTING KIND OF ITCHY IN MY ROOM. 597 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 WAITING FOR LIFT-OFF. 598 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 599 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 WELL, WE'RE WATCHING "QUINCY." 600 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 SERIOUSLY? 601 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 CAN'T HEAR IT! 602 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Joe: I WAS THINKING WE COULD WATCH... 603 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 MAYBE THE WESTBURY OPEN, 604 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 BUT IT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU TWO GUYS, 605 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 IF YOU WANT, YOU KNOW. 606 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 THAT'S THE REMOTE. I DON'T KNOW. 607 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 CHANNEL 72, I THINK. 608 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 OH, SURE. I'LL JUST FLIP AROUND. 609 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 DON'T TOUCH IT! DON'T -- DON'T...TOUCH IT! 610 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 WHOA. 611 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 GUYS AT THE DEALERSHIP ARE GONNA BE BUMMED OUT. 612 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 WHAT? 613 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 THIS TRIP HASN'T MELLOWED YOU OUT AT ALL. 614 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS. 615 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 616 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I'M LEAVING MY OWN DAMN ROOM AND GOING DOWNSTAIRS. 617 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 AND DON'T FOLLOW ME, JOE, 618 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 BECAUSE I'M -- I'M GONNA BE GAMBLING! 619 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Terry: REALLY? 620 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 YOU GUYS CAN STAY AND WATCH THE TV, 621 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 BUT DAMN IT, THE BATHROOM IS OFF LIMITS! 622 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 THERE'S A FRESH ROLL OF T.P. IN THERE, 623 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000 AND THERE'S A STICKER STILL ON IT. 624 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 I'LL KNOW. 625 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 626 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 WHY'S HE POINTING AT ME ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER? 627 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 [ CHUCKLING ] 628 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 629 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE WESTBURY OPEN OR SOMETHING? 630 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 SURE, WHATEVER. 631 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 YOU SEE THAT, UH, BACHELORETTE PARTY 632 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 THAT WAS GATHERING IN THE LOBBY 633 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 WHEN WE CAME IN AFTER GOLF? 634 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 THEY'RE PROBABLY BACK FROM DINNER, 635 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 A LITTLE TIPSY, LOOKING FOR FUN. WE COULD -- 636 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 NO! WHAT ABOUT ERIN? 637 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 WHAT ABOUT -- JUST LAY OFF THE WHOLE ERIN THING, ALL RIGHT? 638 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 IT'S JUST BEEN A MONTH. I TOLD YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT? 639 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. 640 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 YEAH. YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE IT. 641 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 LOOK, I'M GOING DOWN, OKAY? 'CAUSE... 642 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 WELL, COME ON. I CAN'T WATCH THE DAMN TV IF... 643 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 SOMEONE ISN'T IN THE ROOM. 644 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 WHAT? 645 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 SHOT AN 82 TODAY. 646 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 GOODBYE. 647 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 [ STAMMERS, SIGHS ] 648 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 [ DOOR CLOSES ] OHH, SHIT. 649 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 OKAY, BIG MAN. COME ON. TABLE'S BEEN COLD. 650 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 NEED TO GET YOU HOT. RIGHT HERE. 651 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 COME ON, BABY. UH... 652 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 [ DICE CLATTER ] 653 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 7! WINNER 7! 654 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 OH, YEAH! OKAY, GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 655 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 HEY. 656 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 WAY TO GO. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. COME ON. 657 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 COUPLE PONIES IN THE SUNSHINE! 658 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 [ DICE RATTLING ] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 659 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 11! WINNER 11! 660 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 [ LAUGHS ] 661 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! 662 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 YEAH, BIG MAN WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN! 663 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 [ MAN CHUCKLES ] 664 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 HI. 665 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Dealer: 7! WINNER 7! 666 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 [ PEOPLE CHEERING ] 667 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 LET'S GO BACK UP, MAN. COME ON. 668 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 WE CAN WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT -- WHALES, NATURE CRAP. 669 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 NO. I'M GOOD HERE. 670 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 WHAT -- EVEN IF YOU MEET SOMEBODY, 671 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THEM BACK TO YOUR ROOM? 672 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE BATHROOM HALF THE NIGHT. 673 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 NEVER HURTS TO SCOUT THINGS OUT. 674 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 THAT'S ALL. [ SCOFFS ] 675 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 [ GROANS ] 676 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 BIG MAN, YOU ALL RIGHT? 677 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 YEAH, I'M -- I'M FINE, LITTLE MAN, JUST FINE. 678 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 UM [EXHALES SHARPLY] 679 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000 OKAY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 680 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 WE'RE AT 4, OKAY? OKAY. 681 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 SO WHEN YOU ROLL IT, YOU GOT TO YELL, "LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO!" 682 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 WHAT?! 683 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 YEAH. YOU GOT TO YELL IT. 684 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 "LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO!" 685 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 LITTLE JOE FROM KOKOMO! 686 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 4! WINNER 4! 687 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 OH! 688 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 [ LAUGHS ] HO! 689 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 FEVER IN THE WHOREHOUSE! 690 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 YEAH! 691 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000 [ CHEERING ] 692 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 BIG DICK FROM BOSTON! 693 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 OH! 694 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 [ CHEERING ] 695 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 NEINER NINE! 696 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 [ CHEERING ] 697 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 WE CAN'T EAT ANYTHING, 698 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 BUT I FEEL LIKE EATING ONE PEANUT, 699 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 SEE IF THE DOCTOR CAN FIND IT. 700 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 701 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Joe: OH, GOD. 702 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,000 SEE YOU LATER, JOE. 703 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,000 OH, I KNEW IT. 704 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 TELL HER SHE RUINED MY GAME TODAY. 705 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 [ Chuckling ] OKAY. 706 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 [ OWEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 707 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 708 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 EIGHTER FROM DECATUR! 709 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 8! WINNER 8! 710 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 I'M LOVING THIS GAME. 711 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 [ CHEERING ] 712 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 11 TO... 713 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 6 THE WINNER! WINNER 6! 714 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 YEAH! [ LAUGHS ] 715 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 BIG MAN, WHERE YOU GOING?! 716 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] 717 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 718 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 [ BOTH GROANING ] 719 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 OKAY. 720 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 OHH. 721 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Close, close, close, close, close. 722 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 AHH. Close, close, close. 723 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 COME ON. PLEASE CLOSE. 724 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 COME ON. 725 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 COME... 726 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 727 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] 728 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000 [ ALL BREATHING DEEPLY ] 729 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 TO INFINITY... 730 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Shut your mouth right now. 731 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 SORRY. 732 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 [ JACKSON BROWN'S "THESE DAYS" PLAYING ] 733 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 UM... 734 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 INSULIN FOR MY DIABETES. 735 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 UH, YEAH. UM, PAXIL. 736 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 RECREATIONAL DRUG USE -- NO. 737 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 NO. NOT SINCE COLLEGE, REALLY. 738 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 A COUPLE YEARS AGO, THERE WAS A PARTY 739 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 THAT TERRY... 740 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 YEAH, NO. 741 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000 MARIJUANA, BUT, UH, NOT IN 15 WEEKS, SO... 742 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 DOING GOOD. 743 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 NEXT OF KIN -- 744 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I GUESS IT WOULD STILL BE MY EX-WIFE. 745 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 MY BROTHER, I GUESS. 746 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 "I UNDERSTAND THERE MAY BE RISKS ASSOCIATED 747 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 "WITH ANY ENDOSCOPIC EXAMINATION, 748 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 "BLEEDING AFTER A BIOPSY, 749 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 "OR REMOVAL OF A POLYP OR OTHER GROWTH... 750 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 "PERFORATION OF THE INTESTINE WHICH MAY 751 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 REQUIRE IMMEDIATE SURGERY, 752 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 "ALLERGIC REACTIONS, NAUSEA, 753 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 VOMITING, DIFFICULT BREATHING, AND CARDIAC ARREST." 754 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 100, 99, 755 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 98... 756 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 IT'S NOT WORKING. 757 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 [ SIGHS ] 758 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, MR. THOREAU. 759 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 THAT'S GREAT. 760 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 YOU JUST REST NOW. OKAY? 761 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 WILL DO. 762 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 HEY. 763 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Terry: HEY. 764 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 765 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 766 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 YES. 767 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 YES. 768 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 769 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Terry: I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS. 770 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000 SERIOUSLY, WE DID THE SMART THING THIS WEEKEND. 771 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 YEAH. 772 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 YEP. AND NOW... 773 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 I THINK IT'S UP HERE ON THE RIGHT. 774 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 YOU GUYS SEE THAT SUSHI PLACE WE PASSED? 775 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I HEARD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD. 776 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 THERE IT IS! RENALDO'S! 777 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 YEAH, BABY! [ CHUCKLES ] 778 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 HEARD IT WAS THE BEST SUSHI IN PALM SPRINGS. 779 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 IT SEEMED NICE. IT'S GOT A VALET. 780 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 IT'S GOT A VALET? 781 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 HEY, THEY PARK THE CARS FOR YOU -- NICE. 782 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 [ GROANS LIGHTLY ] 783 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, GUYS, 784 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000 YOU DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM 785 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000 THE RED MEAT? YOU KNOW? 786 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 I MEAN, WE GOT GOOD RESULTS ON OUR THINGS. 787 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 KEEP IT GOING. 788 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 LITTLE FISH MIGHT BE DELISH. 789 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S JUST... 790 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, GUYS. I-I-I CAN'T. 791 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I-I CAN'T GO. YOU GUYS GO. I CAN'T EAT WITH YOU GUYS. 792 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 WHAT? 793 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,000 [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 794 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING, 795 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 I WENT OUT TO PRACTICE MY PUTTING. 796 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 'CAUSE, RIGHT? YOU SAW. 797 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000 AND, UM, I THOUGHT, 798 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 "LET ME SEE IF I CAN HIT FIVE IN A ROW." 799 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000 AND, OF COURSE, I MISSED THE LAST ONE. 800 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 AND, UH, YEAH. 801 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I-I LOST HAVING DINNER AT RENALDO'S. 802 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 ARE YOU CRAZY? 803 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000 YOU KNOW, AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, I NEED THAT. 804 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 I NEED THE LITTLE MIND, MOTIVATIONAL THINGS, 805 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 BECAUSE THE SENIOR TOUR IS GETTING REAL CLOSE, YOU KNOW? 806 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 AND YOU GOT NO IDEA THE PRESSURE I'M UNDER, SO... 807 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE UNDER PRESSURE. 808 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 YOU'RE JUST THE ONLY ONE CAUSING OTHER PEOPLE 809 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 GRIEF BECAUSE OF IT. 810 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 OH, YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A JOY TO BE AROUND LATELY. 811 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 HEY, I DIDN'T LOSE EATING! 812 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. COME ON. 813 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 NO, SCREW THIS! 814 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I'M GOING IN. 815 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 JUST COME AND EAT WITH US, OKAY? 816 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 YOU KNOW, FORGET THE STUPID BET. COME ON. 817 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 NO, I CAN'T. WHY NOT? 818 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 BECAUSE THEN IT JUST -- IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, THEN. 819 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 820 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 YES, IT DOES! 821 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Owen: HEY. 822 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I'M NOT BACKING OUT OF RENALDO'S BECAUSE 823 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 OF JOE'S STUPID SHIT. 824 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 WELL, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO! 825 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 GO AHEAD, GO. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 826 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 WELL, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. WE WILL. COME ON, TER. 827 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 828 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 THIS WHOLE WEEKEND WAS A BAD IDEA. 829 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 NO, I'M NOT FEELING BAD LEAVING HIM OUT. 830 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 HE'S LEAVING HIMSELF OUT! 831 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 NO. GO AHEAD. 832 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 JOE... THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 833 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 COME ON! 834 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 NO, I'M OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU AFTER. 835 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 STUPID CRAP, JOE! 836 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000 JOE! 837 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Hostess: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BIT OF A WAIT 838 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 ON ACCOUNT OF YOU'RE SWITCHING FROM A FOUR TOP TO A TWO TOP. 839 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 HOW LONG A WAIT ARE WE LOOKING AT? 840 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 I'D SAY 45 MINUTES. 841 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 YOU'RE WELCOME TO HAVE A DRINK IN OUR BAR, 842 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 AND THEN, MR. ELLIOT, I CAN TEXT YOU WHEN THE TABLE'S READY. 843 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 OKAY, WELL, OWEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST -- 844 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 NO. NO, I'M... I'M EATING HERE. 845 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 WE'LL HAVE A DRINK IN THE BAR. 846 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 [ SLAPS STOOL ] 847 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 JUST, UH, SAVE THIS FOR ME, WOULD YOU? 848 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 W-WHERE YOU GOING? BACK IN A SECOND. 849 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 850 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000 UH, I-I WILL HAVE A... SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS. 851 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS. 852 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 OH, SORRY. MY, UH, BUDDY'S SITTING THERE. 853 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Hi. It's Erin. Leave me a message. 854 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 [ Beep ] 855 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 856 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN A DAY AND A HALF. 857 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000 THIS DRINK IS FEELING GOOD. [ LAUGHS ] 858 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? 859 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 I DO. YEAH. 860 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 [ Ringing ] 861 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Hi. It's Erin. Leave me a message. 862 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 [ Beep ] 863 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 HEY. IT'S ME -- TERRY. 864 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000 UH, JUST CALLING TO SAY "HEY" AND... 865 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 GOT OUR THINGS DONE. 866 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000 WE'RE GONNA EAT A LOT OF MEAT, SO [CHUCKLES] 867 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000 HOW'S YOUR, UH, HOW'S YOUR REN-FAIR THING GOING? 868 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000 UH, WHAT'S-HIS-NAME STILL ACTING ALL SQUIRRELLY... 869 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 WHOA. SORRY. I JUST SAID "SQUIRRELLY" 870 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 KIND OF SQUIRRELLY, DIDN'T I? 871 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 SO [CHUCKLES] 872 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000 UH... 873 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 AHH. 874 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE STOOL? 875 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000 UH, THE DEAL IS THAT MY BUDDY'S GONNA BE HERE IN... 876 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 ANY SECOND, 877 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000 AND HE'S GONNA SIT THERE. 878 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 THAT'S THE DEAL. 879 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 COME ON, MAN. IT'S REALLY CROWDED. 880 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 DUDE... 881 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000 ♪ I FASHION MY FUTURE ♪ 882 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000 ♪ ON FILMS IN SPACE ♪ 883 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:33,000 ♪ SILENCE TELLS ME SECRETLY ♪ 884 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 ♪ EVERYTHING ♪ 885 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:42,000 ♪ EVERYTHING ♪ 886 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL MY BUDDY'S UP TO, 887 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 BUT I TOLD HIM I WOULD HOLD HIS SEAT FOR HIM. 888 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 889 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I MEAN, IF IT WAS UP TO ME, YOU COULD SIT THERE. 890 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 [ SCOFFS ] 891 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 BOY, I'M SICK OF TAKING SHIT FOR OTHER PEOPLE. 892 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 [ ICE CLINKING ] 893 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION FROM ALL THAT. 894 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 GET A BEER, PLEASE? 895 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 YEAH. 896 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 REALLY? 897 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 REALLY? 898 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000 ♪ LISTENING FOR THE NEW TOLD LIES ♪ 899 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000 ♪ WITH SUPREME VISIONS OF LONELY TUNES ♪ 900 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:28,000 ♪ OUR SPACE SONGS ON A SPIDERWEB SITAR ♪ 901 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 902 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 ASSHOLE. 903 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000 LIFE IS AROUND YOU AND IN YOU 904 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,000 ♪ ANSWER FOR TIMOTHY LEARY, DEARIE ♪ 905 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 SERIOUSLY? 906 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 YEAH, THAT'S MY BUDDY'S SEAT! 907 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE 908 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 AAH! 909 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 910 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 SHIT! 911 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000 ♪ THE SUNSHINE IN 912 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 913 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 HEY! 914 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 I TOLD YOU MY BUDDY WAS COMING! 915 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 916 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 ♪ THE SUNSHINE IN 917 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 HEY, COOL IT, MAN! COOL IT! 918 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 GET OFF OF ME! 919 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 920 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000 ♪ THE SUNSHINE IN 921 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 922 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! 923 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000 ENOUGH! GET THESE GUYS 924 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000 OFF OF ME! 925 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 926 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000 ♪ THE SUNSHINE IN 927 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 COME ON! WHAT IS WRONG 928 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 WITH YOU? 929 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 930 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 ♪ LET THE SUNSHINE IN 931 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Terry: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 932 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 GET YOUR HANDS OFF, MAN! 933 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 WE GOT RESERVATIONS. WE GOT RESERVATIONS! 934 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 935 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 [ SIGHS ] 936 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 [ MID-TEMPO SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS ] 937 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 CAN I SAY IT? BEST TACOS EVER. 938 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 FOR ONCE, YOUR "BEST" IS CORRECT. 939 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 [ CHUCKLES ] MM. 940 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 RIGHT HERE? 941 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 THREE CLEANEST COLONS IN PALM SPRINGS. 942 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 NOT FOR LONG. 943 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 [ SCOFFS ] IT'S LIKE SHARK WEEK. 944 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 OH! [ TERRY CHUCKLES ] 945 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 HEY, UH... 946 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000 SORRY I SCREWED UP THE DINNER. 947 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 948 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 YEAH. BEST TACOS EVER. 949 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 YEAH. 950 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000 AH, THE MIND BETS -- WHATEVER. 951 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 I KEEP TELLING MYSELF, YOU KNOW, 952 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 THAT THEY'RE NO BIG DEAL. 953 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 THAT I JUST DO THEM FOR THE DISCIPLINE, 954 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 FOR THE GOLF. 955 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 THE LAKER TICKETS I GAVE YOU -- 956 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I WAS GONNA TAKE ALBERT TO THAT GAME. 957 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 [ SCOFFS ] 958 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 MY DAD -- MY DAD -- HE SEEMED GREAT YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 959 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 WE'RE THERE... 960 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN 20 YEARS, 961 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 AND HE'S SITTING THERE, HE'S WITH CONNIE, 962 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 AND HE'S HAPPY, AND ALL I'M THINKING IS, 963 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO MAKE MY MIND BET ON GOLF. 964 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 965 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000 I GOT TO GET TO THE COURSE. I GOT TO WARM UP. 966 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 I GOT TO MAKE SURE I SHOOT A 76, 967 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 'CAUSE OTHERWISE I LOSE. 968 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 NOTHING ABOUT THE GOLF -- 969 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE BET. 970 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 I JUST... 971 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 COME ON. I LIKE THE FEELING. 972 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 I LIKE THE -- THE JUICE. 973 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE... 974 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 IT'S LIKE GAMBLING. 975 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 YOU KNOW, IT IS GAMBLING. 976 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 AH... 977 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 SHIT. 978 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO G.A., DUDE. 979 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 YEAH. 980 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 YEAH, I'M GONNA. 981 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 NO, I KNOW. 982 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 BY THE WAY, 983 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I HAVE TO SAY I WAS PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR... 984 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 WRIST PUNCHES OR WHATEVER. YEAH. 985 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 I DON'T THINK I DID THEM RIGHT, 986 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 'CAUSE I CAN BARELY LIFT THIS TACO. 987 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 [ LAUGHS ] 988 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL PUTT BETTER NOW. 989 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY. 990 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 I KNOW. I KNOW IT WAS THREE ON ONE, 991 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 BUT, HEY, YOU'RE A BIG DUDE, 992 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 AND YOU START SOMETHING, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. 993 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 MM-HMM. 994 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE STARTED THAT. 995 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 WHAT? 996 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I MEAN, THE GUY WAS BEING A DICK, 997 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000 BUT, YEAH, UM... 998 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 YOU MIGHT SAY I DREW FIRST BLOOD. 999 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 AND IT FELT GOOD, TOO. 1000 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000 NOW MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD. 1001 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1002 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 NOTHING. I'M JUST TALKING. YOU KNOW. 1003 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 JUST, UM... 1004 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000 MY DAD, THE GREAT BUSINESS LEGEND, 1005 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,000 LEFT THE DEALERSHIP IN A DEEP, DARK, BOTTOMLESS... 1006 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 FINANCIAL HOLE. 1007 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 AND NOW HE GETS TO RETIRE. 1008 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000 HE MADE ALL HIS MISTAKES, AND NOW... 1009 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 HE'S LEAVING ME TO FEND FOR MYSELF. 1010 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 TAKE ALL THE HEAT, MAKE ALL THE... 1011 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:12,000 SHITTY, IMPOSSIBLE DECISIONS I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE. 1012 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 I MEAN, I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT PLACE. 1013 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 YOU KNOW. 1014 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 MAKE IT MY OWN. 1015 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 NOW I'M NOT EVEN SURE I CAN KEEP IT AFLOAT. 1016 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I SPENT 25 YEARS WAITING TO BE THE BOSS. 1017 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I'M THE BOSS OF SHIT. 1018 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 MAYBE I'M CONFUSED. 1019 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 MAYBE I'M DOING IT WRONG WITH MY KIDS, 1020 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 BUT THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 1021 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000 RIGHT? 1022 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000 I MEAN, WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOOK OUT FOR ME? 1023 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 OR SOMETHING? 1024 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 INSTEAD OF... 1025 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 NO, I'M SORRY. SORRY. 1026 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Terry: AH. 1027 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 LISTEN, NO ONE 1028 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 CAN KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS, OKAY? 1029 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY WORRYING, 1030 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 YOU KNOW, EMPLOYEES JUMPING SHIP. 1031 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000 RIGHT? THIS IS MY THING. 1032 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 YEAH. 1033 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 ANYTHING I CAN DO. 1034 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 WHAT CAN YOU DO? 1035 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000 WELL, NOT MUCH. 1036 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000 BUT I'M THERE, YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. 1037 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 OKAY. 1038 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO FOR YOU. 1039 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 WHAT? 1040 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 YOU COME IN THE STORE, YOU GET ANY BALLOON YOU WANT. 1041 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 [ LAUGHS ] 1042 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 NO KIDDING, DUDE. 1043 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 ON THE HOUSE. 1044 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 MYLAR, REGULAR... 1045 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 ...ANYTHING. 1046 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 JUST NOT PIÑATA. PIÑATA'S NOT A BALLOON. 1047 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000 DON'T TRY AND GET AWAY ON A TECHNICALITY. 1048 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000 [ LAUGHS ] 1049 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] WHOA. 1050 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 AHH. 1051 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 [ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ] 1052 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 OUR TABLE'S READY. 1053 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 1054 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 [ CELLPHONE THUDS ] 1055 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 WHAT ARE YOU MAD AT? WE GOT THE TACOS, RIGHT? 1056 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM ERIN ALL WEEKEND. 1057 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 OKAY? YOU KNOW? 1058 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 SHE HASN'T RESPONDED TO ANY OF MY TEXTS. 1059 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 YOU KNOW, SO I-I-I LEFT HER A VOICE MESSAGE. 1060 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 RIGHT? [ SNIFFS ] 1061 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 BUT NOTHING. NOTHING. 1062 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000 I MEAN, I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON. 1063 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 WELL, WHEN DID YOU LEAVE THE MESSAGE? 1064 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 LIKE TWO HOURS AGO. 1065 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 WELL, COME ON. 1066 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 NO, AND ALSO -- ALSO -- 1067 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 SHE'S WORKING WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND, OKAY? 1068 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 AND THEY'VE GOT SOME BIG PROJECT TOGETHER AT SCHOOL. 1069 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF A WOMAN YOU WERE DATING 1070 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 FOR THREE WEEKS FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS 1071 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET BACK TO HER QUICK ENOUGH? 1072 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 AREN'T YOU TWO JUST SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN? 1073 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 OH... 1074 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 SHIT. 1075 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 WHAT? 1076 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 I THINK I'M IN LOVE. 1077 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 YOU ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. REALLY. 1078 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 [ LAUGHS ] 1079 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 A-HOLE. 1080 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 DEAL WITH IT FELLAS YOU'RE LOOKING 1081 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 AT A GUY IN LOVE. 1082 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000 EVEN AFTER A COLONOSCOPY, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. 72458

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