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- [BELL TOLLING DISTANTLY]
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[OFFICER] Niles Evelyn Caulder.
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What the devil are you doing out?
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Don't you know there's a ripper about?
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Yes, sir.
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There's no one to fleece tonight
anyway, you little tea leaf.
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Go on. Get going home. Or
by Christ, I'll have you.
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Yes, sir.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[WATCH CLICKS]
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[WIND WHOOSHING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS AND THUDS]
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[WOMAN PANTING]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
AND BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Curious.
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Are you the Ripper, sir?
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[GASPS] Are you?
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING HEARTILY]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Okay, Papa.
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You can open them now.
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[SIGHS DEEPLY]
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French toast.
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- Did you make this?
- Rita taught me.
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That was very good of her.
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It's about all I'm good
for. Cooking lessons.
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Taste it. Taste it!
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Okay.
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Mmm!
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[LAUGHING] It's wonderful!
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It's...
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It's really delicious!
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[DOROTHY] Do you really mean it, Papa?
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[NILES] I really do, darling.
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Good morning, Cliff.
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[CLIFF] Something's wrong with my hand.
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The fingers are all slow.
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I'll look at it as soon as I
finish my very special breakfast.
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[DISTORTED] Too...
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fucking...
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slow.
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[DOROTHY CHUCKLING]
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Rita, Dorothy, would you
give us a minute, please?
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Come, Dorothy. Let's
go water the plants.
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How about when my 11-year-old
daughter is in the room,
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we take the swearing down a notch?
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[CLIFF] No problem.
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Does she know sign language?
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When you're ready to
confront this anger, Cliff,
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I'll be there for you.
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Pretty sure I'm confronting
my anger right now, Chief.
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And it feels fucking good.
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Till then, I suggest you go away
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and do some work on your own.
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What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
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You were an angry man long
before you and I ever met.
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An angry husband.
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An angry father.
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Hey, I was a great fucking father.
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I was way better than you.
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'Cause my kid didn't
grow up to be a monster
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who could destroy the entire world.
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You call my daughter
a "monster" again...
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[CLIFF] And you'll do what?
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Huh? What more could
you possibly do to me?
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Hey, Jane, you wanna
get the fuck out of here?
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Fuck, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Let's go back and finish
our special breakfast. Mmm?
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Why does Cliff hate you so much?
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Did you do something wrong?
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I did.
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I made a very bad mistake.
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Lots of mistakes, actually.
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Did you apologize?
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Many times.
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Some wounds can't be
healed with pretty words.
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This isn't something
you need to worry about.
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My dear heart,
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it's a grown-up problem.
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[WINGS FLUTTERING]
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Are those...
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Butterflies!
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It can't be. Dorothy, no!
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Please tell me this is
a seasonal migration,
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and not something freaky.
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[BUTTERFLIES WHOOSHING]
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[MAN LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
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Oh, God damn it.
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What is it, Papa?
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I've been invited to a dinner
with the divine Red Jack.
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"Formal attire preferred".
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That looks like Larry's bandages.
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This isn't an invitation.
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It's a very polite ransom note.
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This Red Jack person has Larry?
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Why? Who is he?
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I'll explain on the way.
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Now, it's important you understand
what we're up against.
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"We"? Oh, no. I'll sit this one out.
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- No, Larry needs you.
- For Larry's sake.
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Please, I will just make things worse.
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I have the purple brains
spattered on my shoes to prove it.
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Red Jack is a merciless being
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who feeds on the suffering of others.
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I cannot do this alone.
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I'm on the fence, and
that's your sales pitch?
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He lives in an extra dimensional palace
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and drops down into our
world to refill on fresh pain.
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He's committed countless atrocities
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under the guises of Jack the Ripper,
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- the Monster of Florence...
- Larry's in danger. I get it.
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- Just please stop talking.
- Right. Right.
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- If we get separated...
- Why would we get separated?
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We won't. But if we do,
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follow the butterflies.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Ready?
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Oh, fuck! Fuck!
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[CLIFF] Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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He actually had the
nerve to tell me, me,
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not to swear in front of his daughter.
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Can you believe that shit?
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[FLATLY] I can hardly believe it.
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After he fucked my life in
the asshole, and Clara's.
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What about my little girl?
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She grew up without her fucking father.
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I mean, fuck!
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Yeah, fuck.
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[CLIFF] This is what's gonna happen.
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I give Clara the giraffe.
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We hug it the fuck out. All is forgiven.
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And her happiness is gonna fuck
Niles Caulder in the fucking face.
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Am I right?
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Jane?
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Jane?
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Okay.
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Awesome.
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Best road dog ever.
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[VOICES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[GIRL] Jane.
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Thank you for coming.
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You d-holes yanked me down here.
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So, what gives?
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Is this a fucking intervention?
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[SCOFFS]
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_
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[RONI] Morning.
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Hey.
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Where is everyone?
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Tuesday morning, nine o'clock, right?
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E-mail went out last night.
We switched to Wednesdays.
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For real? Why didn't I get it?
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Because I'm the one who sent it.
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And you left me off?
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Why?
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[BOTH MOANING]
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[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Hey, whoa.
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What's wrong?
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We... We barely know each other.
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- And?
- No... [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
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Now you know.
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[SIGHS]
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Wow.
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You're beautiful.
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Can I touch your chest?
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[SIGHS]
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Can you feel that?
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Can you feel that?
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What about that?
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Not sure.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[LARRY GROANING]
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[YELLS IN PAIN]
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[PANTING] What the fuck is going on?
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Help!
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[GROANING]
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No. No, no. No.
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Oh, God. No.
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No, no. Oh, God.
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No, no, no, no.
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[GASPING LOUDLY]
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[PANTING] No!
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[YELLING]
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You must be Larry. Welcome.
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Larry Trainor. Rita Farr.
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Though you probably recognize her.
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[CHUCKLING] Really, Niles.
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[NILES SIGHS]
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Come on in, Larry.
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[LARRY GRUNTING]
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[NILES] There we are.
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Now, I'm sorry, but I've lost contact
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with a very important research vessel,
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and now the search continues.
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You'll be in Rita's very good hands,
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and I've left something
for you in your room.
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I hope it'll make you
feel more comfortable.
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[RITA CLEARS THROAT]
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Niles tells me you were
an exceptional pilot.
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I know a little about flying.
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I once played an aviatrix turned spy
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in a picture called
The Spy Who Could Fly.
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So... [CHUCKLES]
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[LARRY] My room?
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Oh, just up the stairs.
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[RITA MUFFLED] Chief
agonized over every detail.
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He wanted your room to
feel as normal as possible
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whilst still being radiation-proof.
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He spent months developing a
special film for the windows.
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Sunlight is very important
for one's mood, you know.
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[LARRY] So is not being held captive
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by a shadowy government agency.
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Well, you're here now.
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[LARRY] What's this?
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A gift from the Chief.
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Those will contain the radiation.
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You'll never have to wear
that lousy suit again.
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[LARRY] How can that be?
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They're as thin as regular bandages.
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Have a little faith in Niles...
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because he rarely explains himself.
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But in all my time here, I've learned
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there's a method to his madness,
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and goodness in his heart.
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He truly wants this to be
a place where we can heal.
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Now, go on. Get out of that suit.
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I'm sure it's awfully heavy.
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[AIR HISSES]
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- [LARRY] Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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I... I can put it back on.
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[RITA] No, no, no. Please.
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[CHUCKLES]
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This is your home, too.
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You should feel comfortable here.
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- We have to remember,
- _
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there's nothing to be worried about.
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This is no different than any other time
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Papa's gone out into the world.
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He always comes home.
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Always.
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And sometimes, if we're lucky,
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he brings back presents.
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- [SHRILLY] Ooh! [GIGGLES]
- Yes!
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"Ooh" indeed.
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Now...
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what shall we do to pass the time?
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We could do some drawing.
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Or read a story.
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Hide-and-go-seek, it is.
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One bananana.
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Two bananana.
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As you guessed, this is an intervention.
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Your face is an intervention.
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[DR. HARRISON] Everyone's here
because they care about you, Jane.
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And would like to express their feelings
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about your behavior.
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And if I don't wanna listen?
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[CHAINSAW REVVING]
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Okay, let's get this bullshit over with.
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[CHAINSAW STOPS]
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"Dear Jane, my most favoritest
things to do are to run and sing.
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Uh, but when you take drugs,
268
00:18:11,237 --> 00:18:12,775
I'm too sleepy to do either.
269
00:18:12,777 --> 00:18:16,065
It's not fair that we
all have to feel sleepy
270
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,366
just 'cause you feel sad".
271
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:19,895
Run and sing?
272
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:22,065
That's all you do.
273
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,565
And the only shitty
song you seem to know
274
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,315
is "Roar" by Katy Perry. [SCOFFS]
275
00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:28,895
If you ask me, I did us all a favor.
276
00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:30,735
Am I right, Driller?
277
00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,315
I find the song empowering.
278
00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:34,567
Makes me feel good about being a woman.
279
00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:38,565
[DR. HARRISON] There's a
larger point here, Jane.
280
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,525
When you use drugs,
281
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,565
you endanger Kay.
282
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:46,317
Because it dampens all of
our abilities to protect her.
283
00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:48,395
[KAREN] "Jane...
284
00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:50,445
I made my peace with your reckless skin,
285
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:52,195
and haircare regimens long ago.
286
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,645
But what I'm mondo uncool with
287
00:18:54,647 --> 00:18:57,275
is how your recent behavior affects me.
288
00:18:57,277 --> 00:19:00,105
Like when you decided to take
your walkabout in the Underground.
289
00:19:00,107 --> 00:19:02,525
That basic robo bitch, Cliff,
290
00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,105
stopped me from marrying my Dougie".
291
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:06,277
[KAREN SOBBING]
292
00:19:08,987 --> 00:19:10,607
[WAILS LOUDLY]
293
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,945
_
294
00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:16,067
[TIRES SCREECHING]
295
00:19:21,317 --> 00:19:22,857
[CLIFF MOANS]
296
00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:26,567
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
297
00:19:29,397 --> 00:19:31,645
[CLIFF] I'm a great fucking father.
298
00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:33,355
Better than that turd with the beard.
299
00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:34,947
This is gonna be great.
300
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:38,395
This is a big mistake.
301
00:19:38,397 --> 00:19:40,645
Huge. What was I thinking?
302
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,565
Fucking idiot! No!
303
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,485
No!
304
00:19:45,487 --> 00:19:47,855
You're not a coward. You know who is?
305
00:19:47,857 --> 00:19:50,897
Niles-shitting-Caulder. That's who.
306
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:54,987
[DOOR KNOB CLICKS]
307
00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:00,275
Yes?
308
00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,855
[CLIFF] Hi, uh, you're, um...
309
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:05,485
Uh, I know you from Bump's wake.
310
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:07,025
Right, yeah, uh-huh.
311
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:10,195
Did one of the girls send
you here as entertainment?
312
00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:11,895
[CLIFF] What? No. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
313
00:20:11,897 --> 00:20:14,237
I'm not a clown. I'm your father.
314
00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:17,073
Excuse me?
315
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,154
Okay.
316
00:20:18,156 --> 00:20:20,565
See, some batshit crazy
scientist caused our car crash
317
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,895
so he could stick my brain
in this piece of shit body.
318
00:20:22,897 --> 00:20:25,195
He told me you were dead all this time.
319
00:20:25,197 --> 00:20:26,855
Then I found out you weren't.
320
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:30,525
Now, here I am. Okay? We good?
321
00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:32,806
How we do this? You, uh,
wanna call me "Dad"?
322
00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:34,855
Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh...
323
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:36,695
Oh, shit!
324
00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:38,527
Happy belated birthday?
325
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:40,777
[GASPS]
326
00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,895
I'm gonna be a grandpa?
327
00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:46,346
This is amazing.
328
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:49,025
I'm gonna take that little
fucker to RodentLand.
329
00:20:49,027 --> 00:20:52,177
- I could teach him to drive.
- I don't what your game is,
330
00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:54,857
but I really don't think it's funny.
331
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,105
What? No.
332
00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:59,985
My watch, I left it on the bar for you.
333
00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:02,565
I won it at the Dallas
Speedway back in '76.
334
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,426
I had to stick my hand up this
giant alligator named Francis
335
00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:06,428
to get it back.
336
00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:09,017
I...
337
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,019
Can we...
338
00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:13,985
This is really not a
good time right now.
339
00:21:13,987 --> 00:21:15,565
I'm expecting a house full of people.
340
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,775
[CLIFF] I just drove a
thousand miles to see you
341
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,397
and you can't talk to me
for five goddamn minutes?
342
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,985
I'm sorry. I can't do this right now.
343
00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:28,317
Fine. I'll fucking wait.
344
00:21:40,737 --> 00:21:42,357
Do you mind if I ask?
345
00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:45,697
Yeah.
346
00:21:47,989 --> 00:21:48,989
Sorry.
347
00:21:54,386 --> 00:21:55,775
So...
348
00:21:55,777 --> 00:21:58,025
Am I the first person...
349
00:21:58,027 --> 00:21:59,565
Girl, please.
350
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,445
I know you ain't trying to
say this is my first time.
351
00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:04,105
Okay, relax, Don Juan.
352
00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:05,775
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
353
00:22:05,777 --> 00:22:09,197
I'm asking if it's
the first time since...
354
00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:11,645
all this.
355
00:22:11,647 --> 00:22:13,445
Yeah.
356
00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:16,195
I came close with this one girl, but...
357
00:22:16,197 --> 00:22:17,197
I bounced.
358
00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:21,357
But I'm glad I didn't
repeat that mistake.
359
00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:29,095
Well...
360
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:30,097
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
361
00:22:31,245 --> 00:22:32,494
This was fun.
362
00:22:32,496 --> 00:22:33,525
"Fun"?
363
00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:35,195
[RONI] I have to...
364
00:22:35,197 --> 00:22:37,815
Come on. It was a little more than that.
365
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,315
Uh, not really.
366
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,606
- Roni?
- Ugh.
367
00:22:40,608 --> 00:22:43,257
Can you not ruin this with
the whole, "I really like you,
368
00:22:43,259 --> 00:22:45,342
I think this could be something",
conversation,
369
00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:46,895
and just see it for what it is?
370
00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:49,485
Two fucked up people that are
trying to forget their shit.
371
00:22:49,487 --> 00:22:50,565
I do really like you.
372
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,735
That'll change. It always does.
373
00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:54,525
- I'm not like other guys.
- Ooh.
374
00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:57,275
I've never heard that before.
375
00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:58,317
I'll prove it to you.
376
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:01,105
- Let me take you out tonight.
- Mmm-mmm.
377
00:23:01,107 --> 00:23:02,637
Look, we'll keep it chill.
378
00:23:02,639 --> 00:23:04,888
- [SIGHS]
- Have you been to Tino's in Corktown?
379
00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,355
They've got a cheesesteak
380
00:23:06,357 --> 00:23:08,565
that'll make you feel way
better things than I can.
381
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:11,025
[SNICKERS] That's a low bar.
382
00:23:11,027 --> 00:23:12,275
Look, just give me one shot.
383
00:23:12,277 --> 00:23:14,027
One shot. That's all I'm asking.
384
00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:20,197
If I say yes, will you get
the hell out of my apartment?
385
00:23:23,897 --> 00:23:25,197
See you at 8:00.
386
00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:30,316
[DRILLER BILL] "Dear Jane...
387
00:23:30,318 --> 00:23:34,094
Because you decided to remain
in a house with toxic people,
388
00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:36,895
I haven't felt safe
enough to do my drilling,
389
00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:38,195
or my billing.
390
00:23:38,197 --> 00:23:40,195
And May is our busiest month.
391
00:23:40,197 --> 00:23:41,735
Those freak hoes that you live with
392
00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:43,286
keep dragging you into trouble,
393
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:46,065
and every time, you go with
them without thinking twice.
394
00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:48,485
I still have nightmares
about being inside
395
00:23:48,487 --> 00:23:51,985
that gigantic, evangelical cockroach.
396
00:23:51,987 --> 00:23:55,895
Do you ever think about how your
decisions affect the rest of us?
397
00:23:55,897 --> 00:23:58,605
Because it doesn't seem like you do.
398
00:23:58,607 --> 00:24:00,895
Warmest regards, Driller Bill".
399
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,277
Of course I'm going
to fucking help them.
400
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,985
[SECRETARY] Why?
401
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,395
We're your family, Jane.
402
00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:10,654
And Kay is your responsibility.
403
00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:13,815
Not that other little girl that
you think needs taking care of.
404
00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:15,985
- Her name is Dorothy.
- [SECRETARY] Okay.
405
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,066
Dorothy.
406
00:24:17,068 --> 00:24:21,027
You're not saying you consider
those people your family, too?
407
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:25,355
[SCOFFS]
408
00:24:25,357 --> 00:24:29,145
You know, this shit may be
cut and dry for you ding-dongs.
409
00:24:29,147 --> 00:24:30,147
But it's not for me.
410
00:24:32,397 --> 00:24:33,775
Life...
411
00:24:33,777 --> 00:24:36,895
Life up there, it's... it's messy,
412
00:24:36,897 --> 00:24:38,447
and confusing.
413
00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:45,275
A long time ago, I would have...
414
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,447
bailed as soon as I found
out what the Chief did to us.
415
00:24:49,817 --> 00:24:51,527
But I think that those...
416
00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:58,357
annoying fuck-ups that I
live with are my family.
417
00:25:01,357 --> 00:25:03,485
They may be spineless,
418
00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:04,947
and selfish.
419
00:25:06,647 --> 00:25:08,817
But I know deep down,
they all care about me.
420
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,485
Even the Chief.
421
00:25:12,487 --> 00:25:14,645
Until he betrays us again.
422
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,197
Just fuck this pity party!
423
00:25:18,147 --> 00:25:20,065
God...
424
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:22,697
[RITA] God damn it, Niles. You
said we wouldn't get separated.
425
00:25:23,697 --> 00:25:26,525
It's fine. Everything's fine.
426
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,735
[VIOLIN PLAYING CLASSICAL
TUNE IN DISTANCE]
427
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,857
[MAN GROANING LOUDLY IN DISTANCE]
428
00:25:44,397 --> 00:25:46,567
[MAN YELLING]
429
00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,397
- [MAN GROANING LOUDLY]
- [VIOLIN CONTINUES PLAYING]
430
00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:04,487
[FLESH SQUELCHING]
431
00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:07,395
[SCREAMING]
432
00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:08,397
[SLURPING]
433
00:26:09,697 --> 00:26:11,395
[MAN CONTINUES SCREAMING]
434
00:26:11,397 --> 00:26:13,695
[NILES CLEARS THROAT]
435
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,775
- [RED JACK GRUNTS]
- [MAN GRUNTS]
436
00:26:14,777 --> 00:26:17,065
[LAUGHING] Dr. Caulder.
437
00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:20,697
I am delighted you
accepted my invitation.
438
00:26:21,487 --> 00:26:22,855
Where's Larry?
439
00:26:22,857 --> 00:26:26,312
[CHUCKLING] The foul
stench of compassion
440
00:26:26,314 --> 00:26:28,195
pollutes the very air around you.
441
00:26:28,197 --> 00:26:29,296
Ah, no matter.
442
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:31,735
My tutelage shall soon
cleanse you of that quickly.
443
00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:34,195
Tutelage? What is it you want from me?
444
00:26:34,197 --> 00:26:38,398
After countless centuries, I'm
afraid the pain of loneliness
445
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:42,065
has become somewhat of a bland
potage of my daily consumption.
446
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,945
What I long for now is an equal.
447
00:26:44,947 --> 00:26:46,485
Someone who...
448
00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:49,945
revels in harvesting the
agony of others as much as I.
449
00:26:49,947 --> 00:26:51,565
I am not your equal.
450
00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:55,645
[LAUGHING] Of course you're not!
451
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:56,895
No.
452
00:26:56,897 --> 00:26:59,855
But... by my guiding hand,
453
00:26:59,857 --> 00:27:01,248
within a few short decades,
454
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:05,645
we could perfect your prowess for pain.
455
00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,605
I, your master,
456
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:11,025
and you, my singular apprentice.
457
00:27:11,027 --> 00:27:14,107
- "Decades"?
- Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder.
458
00:27:15,277 --> 00:27:17,567
Eternal life.
459
00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:30,277
- [FLESH SQUELCHES]
- [MAN SCREAMING]
460
00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:36,397
[MAN CONTINUES SCREAMING]
461
00:27:38,567 --> 00:27:40,806
[RED JACK CHUCKLING]
462
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:42,945
I don't know what it is
you think you see in me,
463
00:27:42,947 --> 00:27:44,402
but you're wasting your time.
464
00:27:44,404 --> 00:27:47,945
Oh, you made quite the
impression all those years ago.
465
00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:51,025
I saw something absolutely wondrous
466
00:27:51,027 --> 00:27:52,403
in that little boy from the alley.
467
00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:55,235
Was that before or after you
murdered an innocent woman?
468
00:27:55,237 --> 00:27:56,645
Oh, that's just it.
469
00:27:56,647 --> 00:28:00,145
When you came up on
that horrific abomination
470
00:28:00,147 --> 00:28:02,895
in the alley, you did not run.
471
00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:04,235
No, you weren't afraid.
472
00:28:04,237 --> 00:28:06,565
You were fascinated.
473
00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:08,855
Oh, I could feel the exhilaration
474
00:28:08,857 --> 00:28:11,025
coursing through your veins.
475
00:28:11,027 --> 00:28:14,355
A man that passionate will
go to the greatest of lengths
476
00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:16,565
to satisfy his curiosities.
477
00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:18,775
- No matter the cost.
- You're wrong.
478
00:28:18,777 --> 00:28:20,525
Am I?
479
00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:21,756
Tell me,
480
00:28:21,758 --> 00:28:23,187
when you ruined the lives
481
00:28:23,189 --> 00:28:26,105
of that pathetic pack of
simpletons, [CHUCKLES]
482
00:28:26,107 --> 00:28:27,645
what did their pain taste like?
483
00:28:27,647 --> 00:28:30,107
Dust, and ash.
484
00:28:31,737 --> 00:28:35,855
I did what I had to do
to protect someone I love.
485
00:28:35,857 --> 00:28:38,160
But I wouldn't expect a soulless
486
00:28:38,162 --> 00:28:40,777
parasite like you to understand that.
487
00:28:43,607 --> 00:28:45,067
Very well.
488
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,697
[RED JACK BREATHING HEAVILY]
489
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:56,315
If you will not be my charge...
490
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,837
[RED JACK CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY]
491
00:28:59,527 --> 00:29:01,277
you will be my chattel.
492
00:29:06,237 --> 00:29:08,565
[LARRY] Ah! Oh, God.
493
00:29:08,567 --> 00:29:09,737
[GRUNTING]
494
00:29:10,857 --> 00:29:12,897
Why are you doing this to me?
495
00:29:14,147 --> 00:29:16,065
[MAN LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
496
00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:17,985
No! Oh, God!
497
00:29:17,987 --> 00:29:19,525
No, please, God!, no!
498
00:29:19,527 --> 00:29:20,987
[LARRY GRUNTING]
499
00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:25,067
I'm sorry! Please, stop!
500
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:28,395
[GRUNTING]
501
00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:30,197
[OLD FASHIONED MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
502
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:32,555
_
503
00:29:32,557 --> 00:29:33,636
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
504
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:34,638
Come in.
505
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,487
[CLICKS TONGUE]
506
00:29:44,197 --> 00:29:46,065
[LARRY] I look like Boris Karloff.
507
00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:48,397
You look absolutely stunning.
508
00:29:50,487 --> 00:29:52,735
And the turtleneck, very debonair.
509
00:29:52,737 --> 00:29:55,895
Will you still talk to me if I
give you radiation poisoning?
510
00:29:55,897 --> 00:29:57,775
Ugh, pshaw.
511
00:29:57,777 --> 00:30:01,485
If Niles says it's safe for
you to walk around like this,
512
00:30:01,487 --> 00:30:03,397
then you have to trust him.
513
00:30:05,027 --> 00:30:06,027
I do.
514
00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:11,777
Thank you.
515
00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:20,775
I never got a chance to
tell you what a big fan I am.
516
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,936
Oh?
517
00:30:21,938 --> 00:30:24,565
Yeah, Sweet Desire
is one of my favorite films.
518
00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:27,525
When your husband abandons you,
and you give that amazing speech
519
00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:30,105
about how you're not worthy of love...
520
00:30:30,107 --> 00:30:31,408
Chills, every time.
521
00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:35,447
Would you believe they almost
cast Deborah Kerr instead of me?
522
00:30:35,449 --> 00:30:37,488
[SCOFFS] What a train
wreck that would have been.
523
00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:40,355
Yeah, your performances, they...
they always had so much depth.
524
00:30:40,357 --> 00:30:43,485
You were more than just a
pretty face with a perfect smile.
525
00:30:43,487 --> 00:30:46,315
And I always felt there was
something underneath all that.
526
00:30:46,317 --> 00:30:47,317
What?
527
00:30:48,942 --> 00:30:50,901
Pain.
528
00:30:50,903 --> 00:30:54,315
It was quiet, and it was very deep.
529
00:30:54,317 --> 00:30:56,025
But I could tell it was there.
530
00:30:56,027 --> 00:30:58,485
And I could tell you had
to hide it from the world.
531
00:30:58,487 --> 00:31:00,895
[SCOFFING] Well, I'm sure I don't
know what you're talking about...
532
00:31:00,897 --> 00:31:04,565
Forgive me, I don't mean to
be too familiar. I just...
533
00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:07,190
I know how that feels.
And I wanted to say
534
00:31:07,192 --> 00:31:11,067
that watching you always made
me feel a little less alone.
535
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:14,986
Oh, my God.
536
00:31:14,988 --> 00:31:16,441
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
537
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,315
This is just something
that happens on occasion
538
00:31:19,317 --> 00:31:20,855
when my condition flares up.
539
00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:22,607
- Your condition?
- Excuse me.
540
00:31:23,697 --> 00:31:25,397
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
541
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:30,067
[SIREN BLARES]
542
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:36,277
[CLIFF] What the fucking fuck is this?
543
00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,127
Are you aware this is private property
544
00:31:43,129 --> 00:31:44,525
you're currently trespassing on?
545
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,735
[CLIFF] Trespassing?
546
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,415
Nah, this is my daughter's place.
547
00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:49,611
- Your daughter Clara Steele?
- [CLIFF] Yes, thank you.
548
00:31:49,613 --> 00:31:51,777
That's what I'm saying. How did...
549
00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:55,457
God damn it!
550
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:56,512
That's just fucking great!
551
00:31:56,514 --> 00:31:59,065
She spends 30 years thinking
her dear old dad's dead.
552
00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:00,842
And when she find out he's not,
553
00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:02,737
she fucking calls the cops on him?
554
00:32:02,739 --> 00:32:05,105
- Sir...
- I deserve better than this shit. You know?
555
00:32:05,107 --> 00:32:06,533
I was a good fucking dad!
556
00:32:06,535 --> 00:32:08,222
Wiped her ass, cleaned her puke,
557
00:32:08,224 --> 00:32:10,207
bought her every Strawberry
fucking Shortcake doll
558
00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:11,293
that she ever asked for,
559
00:32:11,295 --> 00:32:12,735
and this is the thanks I get?
560
00:32:12,737 --> 00:32:14,221
Listen, buddy, I get it.
561
00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:15,506
My kid's a piece of work, too.
562
00:32:15,508 --> 00:32:16,995
But right now, she doesn't wanna talk.
563
00:32:16,997 --> 00:32:19,525
So, cool off, and try again
some other time, all right?
564
00:32:19,527 --> 00:32:22,195
[CLIFF] Oh, yeah? How's
this for cooling off?
565
00:32:22,197 --> 00:32:24,895
Sir, step away from the bus.
566
00:32:24,897 --> 00:32:29,395
[GRUNTING] Fuck you!
It's my fucking bus.
567
00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:32,195
[CLIFF GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
568
00:32:32,197 --> 00:32:34,485
- Dude's a giant fucking robot.
- [CLIFF] Fuck!
569
00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:36,315
- I mean, it is his fucking bus.
- [CLIFF] Damn it!
570
00:32:36,317 --> 00:32:39,275
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
571
00:32:39,277 --> 00:32:41,855
I understand how difficult
that must have been for you.
572
00:32:41,857 --> 00:32:43,912
But try and receive our criticism
573
00:32:43,914 --> 00:32:45,485
in the spirit in which it was intended.
574
00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:48,605
Oh, you mean the spirit of
a feckless, ungrateful mob
575
00:32:48,607 --> 00:32:50,525
of shit-eating losers?
576
00:32:50,527 --> 00:32:52,355
Yeah, message received.
577
00:32:52,357 --> 00:32:54,275
Don't fucking tell me how to do my job.
578
00:32:54,277 --> 00:32:56,775
You seem to possess a very clear
understanding of your mandate
579
00:32:56,777 --> 00:32:58,235
within our little eco-system.
580
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,737
I think it's important
that you articulate it.
581
00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:10,735
I fucking survive...
582
00:33:10,737 --> 00:33:15,987
the tidal wave of bullshit that
hits us every single fucking day.
583
00:33:19,447 --> 00:33:21,735
I'm the one who deals with it.
584
00:33:21,737 --> 00:33:23,645
When one of you loses their shit,
585
00:33:23,647 --> 00:33:26,235
I'm the one who has to clean
up their mess afterwards.
586
00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:27,459
When we have to wake up,
587
00:33:27,461 --> 00:33:30,565
and do it all over again,
and again, and again,
588
00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:32,145
I'm the one who bounces back.
589
00:33:32,147 --> 00:33:33,855
[ECHOING] Who bounces back.
590
00:33:33,857 --> 00:33:35,815
I'm the fucking one...
591
00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:37,737
The fucking primary, not you...
592
00:33:39,107 --> 00:33:42,235
not any of those other stumblefucks.
593
00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:43,645
Me.
594
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,895
If you'd like to
continue to be "the one",
595
00:33:45,897 --> 00:33:47,445
as you put it,
596
00:33:47,447 --> 00:33:50,645
then I suggest you step off that bus,
597
00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:52,315
and never return to that house.
598
00:33:52,317 --> 00:33:53,895
You're giving me an ultimatum.
599
00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:55,315
I don't like that word.
600
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:58,015
Think of it as a performance
improvement plan.
601
00:33:58,017 --> 00:34:00,565
Listen, I screwed up. All right?
602
00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:02,242
Is that what you fucking wanna hear?
603
00:34:02,244 --> 00:34:03,573
I'll be more careful.
604
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,910
I won't touch that serum again.
I... I won't go diving head first
605
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,195
into every weird dimensional portal
that comes our way, all right?
606
00:34:10,197 --> 00:34:12,145
This is not a negotiation, Jane.
607
00:34:12,147 --> 00:34:15,235
Your true addiction is not the serum.
608
00:34:15,237 --> 00:34:17,945
It's Niles Caulder, and your friends.
609
00:34:17,947 --> 00:34:20,195
- Merely your enablers.
- That's not true.
610
00:34:20,197 --> 00:34:22,397
There is no half measure here, Jane.
611
00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:27,987
Leave Niles, or lose
your post as primary.
612
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:34,527
[DOROTHY] Ready or not, here I come!
613
00:34:53,607 --> 00:34:55,197
[FLOOR SCRAPING]
614
00:34:56,447 --> 00:34:57,547
I heard that.
615
00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:12,275
Nice try, Danny.
616
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,027
You can't fool me.
617
00:35:15,237 --> 00:35:16,897
- [DANNY] Boo!
- [GASPS]
618
00:35:21,277 --> 00:35:24,485
Oh, fudge!
619
00:35:24,487 --> 00:35:28,036
[RED JACK] A wretched soul,
bruised with adversity,
620
00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:31,355
we bid be quiet when we hear it cry.
621
00:35:31,357 --> 00:35:34,985
But were we burdened
with like weight of pain,
622
00:35:34,987 --> 00:35:38,775
as much, or more we
should ourselves complain?
623
00:35:38,777 --> 00:35:42,195
Do you know what it is
to see with dull eyes?
624
00:35:42,197 --> 00:35:43,605
[NILES STRAINING] What...
625
00:35:43,607 --> 00:35:44,945
are...
626
00:35:44,947 --> 00:35:46,156
you...
627
00:35:46,158 --> 00:35:48,948
To speak with contrived voice?
628
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:53,895
[NILES] No...
629
00:35:53,897 --> 00:35:57,775
[SLOWLY] What is this?
630
00:35:57,777 --> 00:36:00,697
- To touch with dead hands.
- [NILES YELLING]
631
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:05,695
Abject hopelessness with subtle hints
632
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,775
of despondent isolation?
633
00:36:07,777 --> 00:36:10,607
[INHALES DEEPLY] Scrumptious.
634
00:36:11,607 --> 00:36:13,145
Now you know.
635
00:36:13,147 --> 00:36:15,317
[LARRY GRUNTING AND GROANING]
636
00:36:16,817 --> 00:36:20,107
No, no, no! Uh, no.
637
00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:24,105
[LARRY GRUNTING] I'm sorry.
638
00:36:24,107 --> 00:36:26,315
- I'm sorry, please get out!
- Larry?
639
00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:29,315
[LARRY CONTINUES GRUNTING] Oh, God.
640
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:30,855
- Larry!
- [BANGING ON DOOR]
641
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:34,565
- Please, God, Rita, just go!
- I don't know what to do!
642
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,645
Larry!
643
00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:37,817
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
644
00:36:40,027 --> 00:36:42,025
[CRYING]
645
00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,695
That's enough.
646
00:36:43,697 --> 00:36:46,235
[RED JACK] But it's
never enough, Dr. Caulder.
647
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:47,317
[CRIES OUT]
648
00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:50,107
[GRUNTING AND GROANING]
649
00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:53,195
[NILES SCREAMING]
650
00:36:53,197 --> 00:36:56,565
- Please stop, I beg you.
- [LAUGHING]
651
00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:58,697
[SCREAMING]
652
00:37:00,397 --> 00:37:01,397
[LARRY SCREAMING]
653
00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:09,107
[GRUNTING]
654
00:37:10,777 --> 00:37:12,895
[RITA SCREAMING IN PAIN]
655
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,085
[WOMAN ON TV] You...
you don't plan these things,
656
00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:16,525
they just happen.
657
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:17,556
[SOBBING]
658
00:37:17,558 --> 00:37:20,195
Darling, it just doesn't make sense.
659
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:21,945
I know. I know.
660
00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:24,485
[MOCKING] "I know. It doesn't".
661
00:37:24,487 --> 00:37:26,775
Please.
662
00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:31,695
I've seen steadier performances
from a two-legged coatrack.
663
00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:35,897
[LARRY] Hmm. I guess that's why
she only got six Oscar nominations.
664
00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:38,395
But never won.
665
00:37:38,397 --> 00:37:40,445
It should've been me.
666
00:37:40,447 --> 00:37:43,156
If it wasn't for my unfortunate...
667
00:37:43,158 --> 00:37:44,235
incident,
668
00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,237
it would have been.
669
00:37:48,737 --> 00:37:53,235
Niles told me he was helping other
people with their own conditions.
670
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,737
I just never imagined anyone
could have it as bad as me.
671
00:37:59,147 --> 00:38:01,065
I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier.
672
00:38:01,067 --> 00:38:02,105
[RITA] It's quite all right.
673
00:38:02,107 --> 00:38:03,525
I've gotten used to it.
674
00:38:03,527 --> 00:38:06,235
[LARRY] You shouldn't
have to get used to it.
675
00:38:06,237 --> 00:38:08,395
Like you said, this is your home.
676
00:38:08,397 --> 00:38:09,895
You should feel comfortable.
677
00:38:09,897 --> 00:38:12,565
[SIGHS] Oh, I'm comfortable.
678
00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:13,985
However...
679
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:16,445
I'm afraid I'm becoming
a bit too comfortable
680
00:38:16,447 --> 00:38:17,817
with the monster in the mirror.
681
00:38:20,107 --> 00:38:22,235
Early signs of a lost cause.
682
00:38:22,237 --> 00:38:24,525
[LARRY] I don't think that's true.
683
00:38:24,527 --> 00:38:26,147
And if it is, then...
684
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,527
Let's be lost causes together.
685
00:38:34,947 --> 00:38:37,067
[GRUNTING]
686
00:38:39,607 --> 00:38:41,645
[CREAKING]
687
00:38:41,647 --> 00:38:43,895
- [GRUNTING AND YELLING]
- [LARRY YELLING] Please! God, Rita just...
688
00:38:43,897 --> 00:38:44,946
[LARRY] Don't do this!
689
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,445
[RITA] Larry, I'm coming!
690
00:38:46,447 --> 00:38:49,107
- [LARRY] Just go!
- [RITA GRUNTING LOUDLY]
691
00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:56,195
Oh, Dr. Caulder.
692
00:38:56,197 --> 00:38:58,235
What high hopes I had for you.
693
00:38:58,237 --> 00:38:59,485
[NILES GRUNTING]
694
00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:03,105
Under my care, you could have blossomed.
695
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:07,145
- [RITA GRUNTS]
- [LARRY] Rita, no, no! get out!
696
00:39:07,147 --> 00:39:08,355
I won't leave you!
697
00:39:08,357 --> 00:39:11,775
Please, God, Rita just don't do this!
698
00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:13,695
Rita, just go.
699
00:39:13,697 --> 00:39:18,895
You could have transformed
into something truly exquisite.
700
00:39:18,897 --> 00:39:20,275
Something divine.
701
00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:23,065
- [PANTING]
- [LARRY] Rita, just go.
702
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:24,487
[YELLING]
703
00:39:27,317 --> 00:39:28,855
I guess...
704
00:39:28,857 --> 00:39:31,985
- I'm still just that boy in the alley.
- [BLADE SWISHES]
705
00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:33,147
[GASPS]
706
00:39:36,147 --> 00:39:38,357
[GROANING AND LAUGHING]
707
00:39:39,447 --> 00:39:43,695
This is incomparable pain, Dr. Niles.
708
00:39:43,697 --> 00:39:45,527
[PANTS AND GRUNTS]
709
00:39:46,527 --> 00:39:49,855
Ah, the black fire works inside.
710
00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:53,395
Ah, the dark comes on in wait.
711
00:39:53,397 --> 00:39:55,025
And wind...
712
00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:57,025
Oh, such a wind.
713
00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,355
A roaring hurricane of wind.
714
00:39:59,357 --> 00:40:00,527
[RED JACK CRIES OUT]
715
00:40:02,357 --> 00:40:03,647
[RED JACK LAUGHING]
716
00:40:21,607 --> 00:40:23,065
[LARRY] Oh, my God.
717
00:40:23,067 --> 00:40:25,065
Are these all his victims?
718
00:40:25,067 --> 00:40:26,815
[LARRY] Which would have been us, too.
719
00:40:26,817 --> 00:40:27,817
[GRUNTS]
720
00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:35,397
[GRUNTS]
721
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:37,855
[GRUNTS]
722
00:40:37,857 --> 00:40:39,237
[BOTH YELLING]
723
00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:45,815
[CLIFF] Couldn't just
be easy, could it? No.
724
00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:47,645
Couldn't just be, "Oh, hey, Dad.
725
00:40:47,647 --> 00:40:51,246
I missed you. I can't believe
you're still alive all this time!
726
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:53,516
Cool robot body. Come on in.
727
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:55,565
Have a beer. We'll catch up".
728
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,315
Hey, you!
729
00:40:57,317 --> 00:40:59,645
Party's inside, lady. Have a blast.
730
00:40:59,647 --> 00:41:02,605
Hey, do me a favor and say hi
to my grandkid for me. All right?
731
00:41:02,607 --> 00:41:05,947
While you're at it, save me
a piece of gender reveal cake.
732
00:41:07,147 --> 00:41:08,605
My grandkid.
733
00:41:08,607 --> 00:41:12,025
I can't believe I'm
gonna have a grandkid.
734
00:41:12,027 --> 00:41:14,065
I gonna fucking miss out on that, too.
735
00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:18,145
I'm gonna miss everything.
It's just not fucking fair.
736
00:41:18,147 --> 00:41:19,397
[JANE] Cliff.
737
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,269
It's not fair, Jane.
738
00:41:23,271 --> 00:41:26,275
I know I wasn't the perfect dad,
but I did the best I could.
739
00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:29,237
And this, all this, it wasn't my fault.
740
00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,107
You're right.
741
00:41:33,107 --> 00:41:34,107
It wasn't.
742
00:41:36,447 --> 00:41:37,447
But this...
743
00:41:38,737 --> 00:41:39,737
This is.
744
00:41:51,197 --> 00:41:53,195
[CLIFF] Shit.
745
00:41:53,197 --> 00:41:55,195
I completely fucked up, didn't I?
746
00:41:55,197 --> 00:41:56,695
Yeah, dude.
747
00:41:56,697 --> 00:41:58,355
[CLIFF SIGHS]
748
00:41:58,357 --> 00:41:59,357
We both did.
749
00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:03,197
[CLIFF] Listen, let's get out of here.
750
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,317
[CLIFF] You coming?
751
00:42:16,357 --> 00:42:18,487
[DOROTHY SOBBING]
752
00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:26,777
Please be okay.
753
00:42:28,027 --> 00:42:29,277
Don't cry, darling.
754
00:42:32,397 --> 00:42:34,607
- Oh...
- [CONTINUES CRYING]
755
00:42:36,027 --> 00:42:37,147
[SNIFFLES]
756
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,397
Look what I did.
757
00:42:49,397 --> 00:42:51,395
Am I bad a person?
758
00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:52,397
No.
759
00:42:53,357 --> 00:42:55,735
We all make mistakes.
760
00:42:55,737 --> 00:42:59,695
The important thing to remember
is they don't define who we are.
761
00:42:59,697 --> 00:43:02,695
I said I was sorry.
762
00:43:02,697 --> 00:43:05,235
But I don't think that
made it any better.
763
00:43:05,237 --> 00:43:06,735
Sometimes...
764
00:43:06,737 --> 00:43:08,654
when you make a very big mistake,
765
00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:11,985
you have to do more than just apologize.
766
00:43:11,987 --> 00:43:13,145
Like what?
767
00:43:13,147 --> 00:43:14,815
You must try to fix it.
768
00:43:14,817 --> 00:43:16,607
What if I can't?
769
00:43:24,737 --> 00:43:26,197
[DOROTHY SNIFFLES]
770
00:43:29,897 --> 00:43:31,317
[RAIN PATTERING]
771
00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:36,397
♪ For you dear, I was born ♪
772
00:43:41,947 --> 00:43:45,527
♪ For you I was raised up ♪
773
00:43:49,237 --> 00:43:50,895
- [DEVICE TRILLING AND BEEPING]
- _
774
00:43:50,897 --> 00:43:54,855
♪ For you I'll live and
for you I will die ♪
775
00:43:54,857 --> 00:43:58,357
- ♪ For you I am dying now ♪
- _
776
00:44:05,527 --> 00:44:10,987
♪ You were my mad little lover ♪
777
00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:15,945
♪ In a world where everybody ♪
778
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:21,147
♪ Fucks everybody else over ♪
779
00:44:23,947 --> 00:44:27,237
♪ You who are so far from me ♪
780
00:44:32,817 --> 00:44:35,607
♪ Yeah, far from me ♪
781
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,277
[ENGINE STARTS]
782
00:44:47,397 --> 00:44:49,485
[LARRY] I can never thank you enough.
783
00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:50,985
[RITA] You'll never have to.
784
00:44:50,987 --> 00:44:52,815
I'm always here for you.
785
00:44:52,817 --> 00:44:53,817
[LARRY] I know.
786
00:44:55,737 --> 00:44:57,695
- That's the problem.
- What do you mean?
787
00:44:57,697 --> 00:45:00,682
Everywhere I go, everything I do,
788
00:45:00,684 --> 00:45:04,525
anyone I get close to,
it always ends in pain.
789
00:45:04,527 --> 00:45:07,315
You should get as far
away from me as you can.
790
00:45:07,317 --> 00:45:08,947
I'm a lost cause.
791
00:45:12,197 --> 00:45:14,525
I thought I was, too, once.
792
00:45:14,527 --> 00:45:16,317
But then I met you.
793
00:45:20,357 --> 00:45:24,607
Lost causes aren't lost if there's
someone to fight for them.
794
00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,607
Oh! [CHUCKLES]
795
00:45:47,897 --> 00:45:52,067
♪ You told me you'd stick by me ♪
796
00:45:55,817 --> 00:45:59,777
♪ Through the thick
and through the thin ♪
797
00:46:03,737 --> 00:46:07,985
♪ Those were your very words ♪
798
00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:12,145
♪ My fair-weather friend ♪
799
00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:13,647
[CRYING]
800
00:46:19,107 --> 00:46:24,317
♪ You were my brave-hearted lover ♪
801
00:46:25,857 --> 00:46:29,855
♪ At the first taste of trouble ♪
802
00:46:29,857 --> 00:46:35,607
♪ Went running back to mother ♪
803
00:46:38,277 --> 00:46:41,107
♪ So far from me ♪
804
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:49,197
♪ So far from me ♪
805
00:46:54,357 --> 00:46:55,855
♪ Suspended in... ♪
806
00:46:55,857 --> 00:46:58,027
[INDISTINCT VOICES]
807
00:46:58,947 --> 00:47:00,105
[THUD]
808
00:47:00,107 --> 00:47:02,197
[YOUNG GIRL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
809
00:47:06,107 --> 00:47:07,107
Hey!
810
00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:09,645
Hey! [ECHOES]
811
00:47:09,647 --> 00:47:12,775
Let me out right now, you shitheads!
812
00:47:12,777 --> 00:47:14,147
[SCREAMING]
813
00:47:15,147 --> 00:47:17,817
Let me out!
814
00:47:17,819 --> 00:47:20,819
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