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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> DON'T BE SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT,
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TOMMY.
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I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BE THE NEW
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KID AT A NEW SCHOOL, BUT WHEN
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YOU HAVE LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA,
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IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE
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ALL KINDS OF NEW FRIENDS.
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>> UH, I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
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I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT MAKING
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FRIENDS.
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I'M JUST NOT REALLY THAT COOL.
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>> HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOUR
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GRANDMA SAID THAT DOES NOT MEAN
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IT'S TRUE.
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[ BANGING ]
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>> HEY! OUR BIKES!
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>> DAD!
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>> LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HERE!
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NOW GOOD LUCK MAKING ALL THOSE
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NEW FRIENDS, SPORT!
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> H-H-HI, FELLAS.
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>> WELL, WE DEFINITELY AIN'T
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SITTING WITH THIS BIKE CRUSHER
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AT LUNCH.
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COME ON, GUYS.
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[ ALL MUTTERING ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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[ RINGING ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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OKAY.
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NOW...WHERE TO SIT?
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[ GULPS ]
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WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
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HEY, DUDES.
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ROOM FOR ONE MORE DUDE TO SIT
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WITH YOU?
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NO? OKAY.
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>> SO, I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO.
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GO, LIKE, REALLY LONG."
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>> HEY, GANG.
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ANYONE SITTING HERE?
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>> YEAH -- MY FOOTBALL.
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>> OKAY.
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>> AH, SWEET.
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WIZARD POWER CARD.
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>> HEY, GUYS.
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ANYONE SITTING HERE?
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>> YEAH -- MY GREEN ORACLE CARD.
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>> OKAY.
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OH, MAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, TOMMY!
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>> HUH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DOWN HERE.
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>> [ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVING TROUBLE
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MAKING FRIENDS, HUH
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>> YEAH.
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I DON'T REALLY FIT IN WITH
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ANYONE.
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I'M JUST NOT COOL.
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>> THAT WEIRD NEW KID IS TALKING
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TO HIS MILK.
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>> LET'S GO HANG SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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THIS WHOLE "MAKING FRIENDS" IS
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THING IS JUST SO STRESSFUL AND
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HARD AND WORRISOME AND --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, WHOA.
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I THINK I GET IT.
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I HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS
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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, TOO.
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>> YOU DID?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T
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HAVE A SINGLE FRIEND.
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[ GIRLS LAUGHING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> UM, YOU KNOW THIS IS AN
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ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL, RIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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BUT DON'T STRESS, TOMMY.
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UNCLE GRANDPA WILL HELP YOU MAKE
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FRIENDS.
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>> WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO
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THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BY MAKING YOU
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COOL!
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NOW LET ME SEE.
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YOU GOT PRETTY COOL SNEAKERS,
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COOL SHORTS, COOL GENERIC
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T-SHIRT, COOL FRECKLES.
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[ GASPS ] BORING HAIR!
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THAT'S IT!
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WE'LL GIVE YOU CRAZY-COOL HAIR!
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IT'S THE PERFECT ICE BREAKER.
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YOU COULD TOTALLY BE MAKING
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FRIENDS RIGHT NOW.
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>> WELL, OKAY. FINE.
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GIVE ME CRAZY-COOL HAIR, THEN.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HAVE A SEAT.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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HMM. CRAZY-COOL.
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CRAZY-COOL.
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>> ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT
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YOU'RE DOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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JUST RELAX.
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CLIP, CLIP.
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[ HUMMING ]
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HMM. LOOKING GOOD.
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LOOKING GOOD. OKAY.
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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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>> UH, UNCLE GRAND--
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[ WHIP! POP! ]
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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! POP! ]
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> UH, IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE
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SAME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WAIT.
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I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOUSSE.
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HEY, MOOSE, CAN I BORROW SOME OF
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YOUR HAIR GEL?
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>> SURE, UNCLE G.
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.
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[ SQUISH! SPLAT! ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, MY SCALP IS
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TINGLING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THAT
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MEANS IT'S WORKING.
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>> BUT IT STILL LOOKS EXACTLY
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THE -- [ GASPS ]
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WHOA! COOL, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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NOW EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE MY
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FRIEND, THANKS TO THIS
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CRAZY-COOL HAIR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ANOTHER
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SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
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>> THAT PLACE IS WACK.
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>> HEY, DUDES.
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WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A FELLOW
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COOL GUY?
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[ WHIP! CHOMP! ]
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>> HEY! YOUR HAIR TOTALLY JUST
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ATE OUR LUNCHES!
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>> SORRY! NEW 'DO.
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UNCLE GRANDPA, IT'S NOT WORKING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY SOME OTHER
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KIDS, TOMMY.
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>> MY TALENT IS TOTALLY ALL
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NATURAL.
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>> HEY. ANYBODY GOING TO THE
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SPORTS GAME TONIGHT?
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> HUH?
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[ POP! ]
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HEY! WHAT GIVES?!
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>> SORRY. I'M GOING.
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UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T THINK
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THIS HAIR IS WORKING OUT FOR ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT WON'T WITH
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THAT ATTITUDE.
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TRY USING SOME MORE CONFIDENCE,
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TOMMY.
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>> OKAY.
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>> YOU CAN'T USE BLUE MAGIC TO
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ESCAPE A WOLF SPIRIT.
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>> HEY. YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU
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COULD USE ANOTHER PLAYER.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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[ CHOMP! BUZZ! ]
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>> HEY! THAT WAS A
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LIMITED-EDITION THIRD-SERIES
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DECK!
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>> SORRY! SORRY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MY PAL
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PIZZA STEVE ONCE KARATE'd A
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GIANT BEAR JUST 'CAUSE HE WAS
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BORED.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, THIS IS BAD --
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REALLY BAD!
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I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS IF MY CRAZY
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HAIR KEEPS ATTACKING PEOPLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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LET'S TRY GETTING TO THE ROOT OF
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THE PROBLEM AND GIVE YOU A
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LITTLE TRIM.
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[ WHIP! ]
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HEY!
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[ SMACK! ]
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UGH!
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>> I'M OUTTA HERE!
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> AAH! OH, NO!
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[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH.
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>> OH, NO!
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MY HAIR'S COMPLETELY OUT OF
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CONTROL!
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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NO ONE'S SAFE!
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[ WHIP! SMACK! ]
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>> UGH!
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[ WHIP! CRACK! DING! ]
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>> AAH! NO!
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NOT THE MYSTERY MEAT!
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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I'VE MADE YOUR HAIR TOO COOL --
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TOO COOL FOR THIS PARTICULAR
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SCHOOL!
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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT IS
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BRINGING YOU CLOSER TO THE OTHER
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STUDENTS.
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>> BY HOLDING THEM HOSTAGE?!
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THANKS A LOT, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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[ SNAP! ]
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NOW I'LL NEVER MAKE FRIENDS!
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ALL THIS STRESS IS MAKING MY
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HEAD HURT!
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[ POP! ]
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>> AAAAAAAH!
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[ BOING! BOING! ]
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[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! SPROING! ]
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[ THUD! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S IT!
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WE CAN'T CUT THE HAIR, BUT WE
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CAN MAKE IT FALL OUT.
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YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP STRESSING,
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TOMMY.
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> WELL, THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO
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HARD.
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WE'RE GONNA DIE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW DOES THAT
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MAKE YOU FEEL, TOMMY?
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PRETTY STRESSED OUT, I'D
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IMAGINE.
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WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT
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YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE LIKE WITH
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NO FRIENDS AT ALL?!
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> WELL, OKAY.
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HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WHAT'S
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HAPPENING?
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OH, NO! I HATE RIPPLE DISSOLVES!
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OH! WHOA!
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>> IF I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS NOW,
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I MIGHT NEVER MAKE FRIENDS.
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AND WITHOUT FRIENDS, MY GRADES
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WOULD SUFFER, AND I'D MISS OUT
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ON A COLLEGE EDUCATION AND END
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UP WITH A CRUMMY JOB AND A
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CRUMMY LIFE, ALONE AND
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MISERABLE!
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ALONE AND MISERABLE?!
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OH, MAN! STRESSFUL PRESSURE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T STOP
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THERE.
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IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE
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DON'T DEFEAT YOUR HAIR.
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>> WELL, OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'LL TRY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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ANOTHER RIPPLE DISSOLVE!
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THESE THINGS ALWAYS HURT!
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OWW!
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>> IF WE NEVER DEFEAT MY
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CRAZY-COOL HAIR, IT'LL CONTINUE
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TO TAKE OVER!
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EARTH'S ENTIRE CIVILIZATION WILL
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STOP, AND THE PLANET WILL JUST
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BE COVERED WITH MY AWESOME HAIR!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ BELCHES ]
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>> MAN, THAT'S A STRESSFUL
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THOUGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OW! OW!
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I'M STUCK IN MID-RIPPLE!
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>> THAT'S ALSO STRESSFUL!
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[ POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
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[ CRACK! TWINKLE! ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ PEOPLE SCREAM ]
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[ ALL GRUNT ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'VE GOT IT
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ON THE RUN.
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ONE MORE STRESS ATTACK SHOULD DO
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IT.
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>> BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT'S
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MORE STRESSFUL THAN THE END OF
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THE WORLD?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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I'VE GOT IT!
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I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'LL STRESS
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YOU OUT WORSE THAN THE WORLD
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ENDING.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, EVERYONE,
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CHECK OUT TOMMY'S TIGHTY-WHITES!
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>> All: HUH?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, NOT YOU, TOO!
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HOW AM I EVER GONNA LIVE THIS
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DOWN?!
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SO...STRESSFUL!
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[ CRACK! POP! ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> All: YAY!
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OHH! UGH!
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[ ALL GROAN ]
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>> WOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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THAT REALLY WORKED!
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WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT STRESSING
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OUT COULD BE SO HELPFUL?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, I HAD A
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FEELING IT WOULD WORK.
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[ POP! ]
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I STRESS DAILY.
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UH-OH! I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
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TO STRESS OUT ONE MORE TIME.
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LOOKS LIKE WE MISSED YOUR KILLER
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RAT TAIL!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GET THAT BRAIN
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A-WORRYING, OR YOUR HAIR'S GONNA
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DESTROY ME!
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>> DESTROY UNCLE GRANDPA?!
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NO MORE UNCLE GRANDPA?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY A THOUGHT
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BALLOON THIS TIME!
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AAAAH!
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>> OH, OKAY.
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A WORLD WITHOUT UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ POP! POP! ]
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT FOR IT!
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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[ CHOMP! ]
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>> AAH!
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I WISH UNCLE GRANDPA WAS HERE!
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>> HELP, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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WE NEED YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY.
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NO CAN DO. I'M DEAD.
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[ POOF! ]
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>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ CRACK! ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, TOMMY!
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UH-UH-UH! UGH!
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YAY! YOU DID IT!
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NOT A SINGLE HAIR...
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[ YOINK! ]
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...LEFT.
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>> THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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BUT NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME
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FOR SURE!
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>> WAY TO GO, CUE BALL!
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THAT WAS AWESOME -- THE WAY YOU
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KICKED YOUR HAIR'S BUTT.
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>> THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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I GUESS THAT CRAZY-COOL HAIR YOU
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GAVE ME
WASTHE PERFECT ICE
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BREAKER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TOLD YOU SO.
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WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> BYE, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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HEY, WAIT -- WHAT IF MY HAIR
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NEVER GROWS BACK?
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OH, NO!
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STRESSFUL PRESSURE!
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[ CREEEAK! POP! ]
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[ HONK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING,
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KIDS!
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WELCOME TO TODAY'S EPISODE OF
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"DRAWING WITH UNCLE GRANDPA."
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[ CHOMP ]
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TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO
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DRAW ME -- UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ HONK! ]
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FIRST YOU'LL NEED TO MAKE SURE
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YOUR PENCIL IS SHARP.
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HMM.
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IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO USE MY
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PENCIL SHARPENER.
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[ WHIRRING LOUDLY ]
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HUH? UH! UH!
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AAH! AAAAH!
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PERFECT!
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REMEMBER, KIDS, YOU SHOULD NEVER
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STICK YOUR HAND IN THE PENCIL
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SHARPENER.
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ALWAYS USE A PENCIL HOLDER.
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LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE?
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FIRST WE'LL NEED TO DRAW A BASIC
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HEAD SHAPE.
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AS YOU CAN SEE, MY HEAD LOOKS
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KIND OF LIKE A LUMPY STAIRCASE.
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NEXT, ADD A TRIANGLE FOR THE
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NOSE, A RHOMBUS FOR THE EAR, AND
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A PARALELLOCOPTER FOR THE
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MUSTACHE.
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NEXT WE'LL DRAW THE EYES, WHICH
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ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
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THEY'RE THE DIRTY WINDOWS TO
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YOUR STINKIN' SPLEEN HOLE!
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SO, WE'LL NEED SOMETHING TO
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TRACE TO MAKE THEM PERFECTLY
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ROUND.
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HERE WE GO!
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SOMETHING ROUND.
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SOMETHING ROUND.
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AH! THIS'LL WORK!
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[ RATTLE! KA-CHING! ]
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GUS, I NEED TO BORROW THIS
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FOR A SEC.
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>> Mr. Gus: MY EYE!
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[ SPLAT! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
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[ POP! TING! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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MR. GUS!
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CATCH!
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FINALLY, WE
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ADD THE FINISHING TOUCHES -- THE
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TOOTH, MY PROPELLER, AND A FEW
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MORE LITTLE DETAILS.
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[ HUMMING ]
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BUT WE'RE HEADING INTO THE HOME
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STRETCH HERE.
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[ HUMMING ]
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AND -- UGH! -- PERFECT!
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VOILĂ !
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THAT'S HOW YOU DRAW
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> All: NOT A BAD LIKENESS, IF I
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SAY SO MYSELF.
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