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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,022 --> 00:00:05,002 GOOD MORNING! 2 00:00:05,002 --> 00:00:08,002 GOOD MORNING. 3 00:00:08,006 --> 00:00:09,996 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:10,002 --> 00:00:12,022 [ ROARS ] 5 00:00:12,018 --> 00:00:15,008 GOOD MORNING. 6 00:00:15,007 --> 00:00:17,007 GOOD MORNING! 7 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,006 [ SHOUTS ] 8 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,007 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 9 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:43,016 OH! UGH. 10 00:00:44,001 --> 00:00:45,021 I'LL GET IT. 11 00:00:45,017 --> 00:00:46,017 HELLO? JUST A SECOND. 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,010 IT'S FOR YOU, PIZZA STEVE. 13 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:51,006 WELL, IT BETTER BE SOMEONE CALLING TO APOLOGIZE 14 00:00:51,014 --> 00:00:54,024 FOR INTERFERING WITH MY MARTIAL-ARTS DEMONSTRATION. 15 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,021 YELLO. 16 00:00:56,001 --> 00:00:59,001 OH, UH, I...I...I DON'T KNOW, DAD. 17 00:00:59,004 --> 00:01:00,014 YOU'RE WHERE? 18 00:01:00,009 --> 00:01:01,999 OKAY, SEE YOU SOON. 19 00:01:02,002 --> 00:01:03,012 WHO WAS THAT, PIZZA STEVE? 20 00:01:03,015 --> 00:01:04,995 OH, IT WAS JUST MY DAD. 21 00:01:05,002 --> 00:01:08,022 WHOA. HE MUST BE SO COOL. 22 00:01:08,023 --> 00:01:10,013 WELL, HE THINKS HE IS. 23 00:01:10,013 --> 00:01:14,023 HE'S ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S SO GREAT AT EVERYTHING. 24 00:01:14,023 --> 00:01:17,013 I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO BE AROUND THAT? 25 00:01:17,015 --> 00:01:18,015 [ SLOOP! ] 26 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:19,020 I'M JUST SAYING, 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,010 HE'S NOT ALL THAT SPECTACULAR. 28 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,024 [ GUITAR WAILS ] Nacho Cheese: DID SOMEBODY SAY 29 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,001 SPECTACULAAAAAAAAR? 30 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,014 YOW! 31 00:01:29,016 --> 00:01:31,006 LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. 32 00:01:31,015 --> 00:01:32,995 I AM NACHO CHEESE! 33 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,015 DAD! YOU TOTALLY JACKED MY STYLE. 34 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:38,008 WHOA, THAT'S YOUR DAD?! 35 00:01:38,008 --> 00:01:41,018 I WAS ABOUT TO THROW DOWN AN AWESOME DISPLAY 36 00:01:41,022 --> 00:01:44,012 OF ITALIAN KAR-AH-TAAAAAY! 37 00:01:44,008 --> 00:01:47,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,017 AND HERE'S THE TIME PIZZA STEVE LOST THE SOAPBOX DERBY 39 00:01:50,017 --> 00:01:51,997 IN SPECTACULAR FASHION. 40 00:01:52,002 --> 00:01:54,012 OOH, I GOT TO HEAR THIS STORY. 41 00:01:54,007 --> 00:01:55,997 OH, COME ON, DAD. 42 00:01:56,002 --> 00:01:57,012 NOT THAT STORY. 43 00:01:57,013 --> 00:02:00,003 YO, LITTLE SLICE, NO FEET ON THE DINNER TABLE. 44 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:01,003 MIND YOUR MANNERS. 45 00:02:01,004 --> 00:02:02,014 WHAT? BUT YOU -- 46 00:02:02,011 --> 00:02:03,011 AH-AH-AH-AH. 47 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:04,021 NOT A WORD. HMPH! 48 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:06,013 WHATEVER. 49 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:07,010 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 50 00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:09,005 IT WAS A PERFECT DAY FOR A RACE. 51 00:02:09,015 --> 00:02:11,995 [ ENGINES REVVING ] 52 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:14,006 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, YEAH! 53 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:18,019 COME ON, LITTLE SLICE. DON'T MAKE YOUR DAD LOOK BAD. 54 00:02:22,002 --> 00:02:24,002 WHAT? 55 00:02:25,013 --> 00:02:27,023 [ GUITAR WAILS ] 56 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,000 DAD?! 57 00:02:29,002 --> 00:02:32,012 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION, THERE? 58 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:33,023 [ COUGHING ] 59 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:37,012 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 60 00:02:37,013 --> 00:02:41,003 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE NUMBER ONE. 61 00:02:41,002 --> 00:02:42,002 BOO-YAH! 62 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:43,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:02:43,007 --> 00:02:46,007 REAL COOL STORY, DAD. 64 00:02:46,013 --> 00:02:49,023 PIZZA STEVE NEEDS A LITTLE PIZZA STEVE TIME. 65 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,020 JUST LOOK AROUND YOU, PIZZA STEVE. 66 00:02:52,021 --> 00:02:54,021 WALL-TO-WALL WONDERFUL. 67 00:02:54,022 --> 00:02:57,022 [ GUITAR WAILS ] Nacho Cheese: DID SOMEBODY SAY, "WONDERFUL"? 68 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,020 DAD? 69 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:00,011 HEY, KID, THIS IS YOUR BEDROOM? 70 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,013 THIS PLACE NEEDS A LOT OF WORK. 71 00:03:02,011 --> 00:03:04,021 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, OLD MAN? 72 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,017 THIS IS THE SWEETEST ROOM IN THE RV. 73 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,001 TAKE THIS MONSTROSITY FOR EXAMPLE. 74 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:11,024 ALL IT NEEDS IS A DASH OF NACHO CHEESE. 75 00:03:11,017 --> 00:03:12,017 [ GUITAR WAILS ] 76 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:13,019 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 77 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:14,999 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 78 00:03:15,006 --> 00:03:16,006 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED? 79 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,015 COULD YOU HAND ME THAT WRENCH, PIZZA STEVE? 80 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:19,998 SURE THING, UNCLE G. 81 00:03:20,002 --> 00:03:22,012 [ GUITAR WAILS ] DID SOMEBODY SAY, "SURE THING"? 82 00:03:22,016 --> 00:03:23,016 OH, HI, MR. NACHO CHEESE. 83 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:26,011 SO, UH, WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS HULLABALOO? 84 00:03:26,008 --> 00:03:28,998 DAD, ME AND UNCLE G HELP KIDS SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS. 85 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:30,016 I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU. 86 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:32,023 SEE, SOME KIDS ARE BEYOND HELP. 87 00:03:32,019 --> 00:03:34,999 AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA? 88 00:03:35,005 --> 00:03:36,005 WELL, I THINK -- 89 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,010 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 90 00:03:37,013 --> 00:03:38,023 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 91 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,018 PIZZA STEVE AND I ARE HELPING RICHIE... 92 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,020 HELLO. ...FIX HIS JUKEBOX. 93 00:03:41,018 --> 00:03:43,998 WELL, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG. 94 00:03:44,004 --> 00:03:45,024 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 95 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:47,013 YOU DON'T NEED ALL THOSE TOOLS. 96 00:03:47,016 --> 00:03:48,016 THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 97 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,020 CHEE-ZAM! 98 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,020 [ TINK! ] 99 00:03:50,023 --> 00:03:52,003 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] WHOA! 100 00:03:52,003 --> 00:03:53,003 [ HAIR CREAKING ] 101 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:54,024 THIS GUY! 102 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,021 OW! 103 00:03:56,017 --> 00:03:58,007 WAY NOT COOL, DAD. 104 00:03:58,015 --> 00:04:01,015 WOW, HE'S AMAZING. 105 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:04,000 WHAT'S THE HAPS, BIG G? 106 00:04:04,003 --> 00:04:06,023 PLAYING CHESS AGAINST A BALL? 107 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,020 I'M SURE HE'S WELL-ROUNDED AND ALL, 108 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:11,021 BUT WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ON SOMEONE A LITTLE MORE 109 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:13,012 ISOSCELES? [ GUITAR WAILS ] 110 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:16,005 I'D PROBABLY GET A BETTER GAME FROM THE BALL. 111 00:04:16,016 --> 00:04:17,016 [ CLUCKS ] 112 00:04:17,018 --> 00:04:18,998 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 113 00:04:19,003 --> 00:04:22,013 WHEN YOU CAME IN, I WAS ANALYZING MOVE 25 114 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:26,007 OF FISCHER'S FAMOUS MATCH AGAINST DONALD BYRNE FROM 1956. 115 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:29,024 YEAH, SITTING IN YOUR CASTLE PLAYING WITH YOUR TOYS. 116 00:04:30,001 --> 00:04:32,001 THAT IS A ROOK, YOU NUMSKULL! 117 00:04:32,004 --> 00:04:34,004 OW! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 118 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,013 MR. CHEESE, DO YOU PLAY? 119 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:39,004 DO I?! I'M NACHO CHEESE! 120 00:04:39,005 --> 00:04:41,015 [ GUITAR WAILS ] WELL, HOW ABOUT A GAME? 121 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:45,013 WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS ABOUT TO SCHOOL THIS FOOL, DAD. 122 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:48,010 OH, YOU'RE ON, TALL, GREEN, AND JURASSIC. 123 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,000 I'LL SET UP THE BOARD. 124 00:04:50,004 --> 00:04:51,024 AFTER YOU, MR. CHEESE. 125 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,010 GIDDYUP, LITTLE HORSEY. 126 00:04:53,012 --> 00:04:56,012 EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. 127 00:04:56,014 --> 00:04:58,004 CHECKMATE. 128 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,016 AND NOW -- CHECKMATE?! 129 00:04:59,023 --> 00:05:01,003 CHECKMATE. 130 00:05:01,005 --> 00:05:02,015 WHAT? HOW DID YOU...? 131 00:05:02,021 --> 00:05:03,021 IT'S NOT... 132 00:05:03,021 --> 00:05:05,011 IT'S TRUE. 133 00:05:05,009 --> 00:05:08,019 THAT WAS THE MOST DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF POST-HYPERMODERN PLAY 134 00:05:08,021 --> 00:05:10,011 I HAVE EVER WITNESSED. 135 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:12,012 PSHAW, THAT WAS NOTHING. 136 00:05:12,009 --> 00:05:15,019 FIRST HE STEALS MY THUNDER, THEN HE STEALS MY FRIENDS? 137 00:05:15,021 --> 00:05:18,001 IT'S TIME TO PUT AN END TO THIS. 138 00:05:18,004 --> 00:05:19,014 THINK, PIZZA STEVE, THINK. 139 00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:22,006 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING YOU CAN BEAT YOUR DAD AT. 140 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:25,011 SOMETHING WHERE PIZZA STEVE HAS THE UPPER EDGE. 141 00:05:25,014 --> 00:05:29,004 BUT WHAT COULD IT BE? 142 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:30,005 THAT'S IT. 143 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,020 OOH, IT IS ON, DAD. 144 00:05:32,023 --> 00:05:35,023 [ GUITAR WAILING ] 145 00:05:38,023 --> 00:05:40,003 THANK YOU. 146 00:05:40,002 --> 00:05:41,022 THAT WAS OFF MY 10th ALBUM CALLED 147 00:05:41,021 --> 00:05:44,011 "NACHO CHEESE, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM." 148 00:05:44,013 --> 00:05:45,023 HOW ABOUT ANOTHER? 149 00:05:45,017 --> 00:05:46,017 [ ROARS ] YEAH! YEAH! 150 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:47,022 A ONE AND A TWO 151 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:49,012 AND A -- [ ENGINE REVS ] 152 00:05:49,013 --> 00:05:53,023 BORING MY FRIENDS WITH YOUR LAME SONGS AGAIN, DAD? 153 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,019 WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE 154 00:05:54,023 --> 00:05:56,023 AND PLAY WITH YOUR BABY TRICYCLE 155 00:05:56,017 --> 00:05:58,017 WHILE US BIG BOYS FINISH THE JAM SESSION? 156 00:05:58,017 --> 00:06:04,007 YEAH, WELL, I BET ME AND THIS [COUGHS] AWESOME SPEED CYCLE 157 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:07,000 CAN BEAT YOU IN A DOWNHILL RACE. 158 00:06:07,002 --> 00:06:08,012 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 159 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:10,997 A DERBY REMATCH -- SON VERSUS DAD? 160 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:12,012 REMATCH? [ LAUGHS ] 161 00:06:12,015 --> 00:06:14,005 YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU SON? 162 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:17,006 YOU WILL ALWAYS COME IN LAST PLACE 163 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:19,002 AS LONG AS I'M AROUND, 164 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,003 BUT IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS, 165 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,006 THEN LET'S DO IT. 166 00:06:23,014 --> 00:06:26,014 Pizza Steve: SO, IT'S JUST YOUR BASIC DOWNHILL RACE 167 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,996 WITH SOME ADDED OBSTACLES 168 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:30,016 TO MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING. 169 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,020 FIRST, SOME MOGUL-STYLE HILLS, 170 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,020 THEN A PACK OF MAN-EATING GIANT GOPHERS, 171 00:06:35,022 --> 00:06:39,002 DOWN THE LOOP OF DEATH, INTO THE LAVA DOME, 172 00:06:39,002 --> 00:06:40,022 OVER THE THREE HILLS OF PAIN, 173 00:06:40,022 --> 00:06:46,012 AND FINALLY, THE BIG JUMP OVER SHARK-INFESTED WATERS. 174 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,997 THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, DAD? 175 00:06:48,004 --> 00:06:49,024 HUH? [ SNORING ] 176 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:52,003 OH, WH-WH-WHAT? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 177 00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:54,013 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] HEY, LET'S START THIS THING ALREADY. 178 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:56,015 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHO THE REAL LOSER IN THIS FAMILY IS. 179 00:06:56,023 --> 00:06:58,023 PIZZA STEVE, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO 180 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,010 GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 181 00:07:00,008 --> 00:07:01,018 YOUR DAD IS, LIKE, THE BEST AT EVERYTHING. 182 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:03,002 SHUSH IT, UNCLE G. 183 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:05,023 JUST WAVE US DOWN TO START TO RACE. 184 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:07,023 RACERS, READY? 185 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:10,022 YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY YOU EVER CHALLENGED ME, SON. 186 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,020 THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 187 00:07:12,019 --> 00:07:15,999 3...37...48... 188 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:17,996 GO, GO, GO, GO! 189 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,002 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 190 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:22,012 HEY, DAD, ANYONE EVER TELL YOU 191 00:07:22,015 --> 00:07:25,005 YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR RACING? 192 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:28,011 HEY, I'M NOT OVER THE HILL YET, SON. 193 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,012 DON'T BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT. 194 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:33,015 NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, IS IT, OLD MAN? 195 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:40,021 I CAN DO THIS IN MY SLEEP BECAUSE I'M NACHO...CHEESE. 196 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,010 WHO'S WINNING THIS RACE? 197 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:43,010 WHAT THE... 198 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:44,023 I AM. 199 00:07:44,018 --> 00:07:46,998 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A SHOWOFF. 200 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:50,024 I WAS GOING EASY ON YOU, SON, TO TOUGHEN YOU UP. 201 00:07:50,019 --> 00:07:51,999 YOU GOT TO BE THE BEST, 202 00:07:52,003 --> 00:07:54,023 OR ELSE THE WORLD IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE. 203 00:07:54,018 --> 00:07:56,018 THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA EAT YOU 204 00:07:56,023 --> 00:07:59,013 ARE THOSE MAN-EATING GOPHERS, YOU DOLT. 205 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,011 [ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ] 206 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,003 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 207 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:07,014 YOU GOT TO STEP ON WHOEVER IT TAKES TO GET AHEAD IN THIS LIFE. 208 00:08:07,015 --> 00:08:12,005 NOT EVERYONE PLAYS BY YOUR RULES, DAD. 209 00:08:12,011 --> 00:08:13,011 OH! 210 00:08:13,011 --> 00:08:14,021 YOU TRIED TO LEAVE ME BEHIND, 211 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:16,023 BUT IT'S CAUGHT UP TO YOU. 212 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:19,000 LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE HEAT... 213 00:08:19,005 --> 00:08:22,015 OF THIS LAVA DOME. 214 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,013 PIZZA STEVE! HUH? 215 00:08:24,011 --> 00:08:25,021 I NEED HELP, SERIOUSLY. 216 00:08:25,022 --> 00:08:28,012 HELP ME, SON. I'M TRAPPED. I'M STUCK. 217 00:08:28,011 --> 00:08:30,021 OH, PLEASE, SON, PLEASE! 218 00:08:31,006 --> 00:08:34,016 [ Thinking ] PIZZA STEVE, YOU CAN WIN THE RACE RIGHT NOW -- 219 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,020 NO CONTEST -- AND PUT YOUR DAD TO SHAME. 220 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:40,010 BUT HE'S IN TROUBLE. HE NEEDS YOU. 221 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:42,003 BUT HE RUINS YOUR LIFE. 222 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:44,014 STEVEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! 223 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:45,017 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING! 224 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:48,013 I'M FALLING! STEVE, PLEASE! 225 00:08:53,001 --> 00:08:54,011 DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? 226 00:08:54,015 --> 00:08:56,015 SON, MY BIKE, IT'S BARELY HANGING ON. 227 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:58,017 I COULDN'T MAKE THE JUMP LIKE YOU. 228 00:08:58,019 --> 00:09:00,009 YOU OUTDID ME ON THAT ONE. 229 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:02,018 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT YOU BEAT ME SON. 230 00:09:02,018 --> 00:09:03,998 NO TIME FOR THAT, DAD. 231 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,003 GRAB MY HAND. 232 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,995 ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE FURTHER. 233 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,015 COME ON, DAD! REACH, REACH! 234 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,001 [ PLOP! PLOP! ] 235 00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:13,015 OH, MY GOSH, STEVEN, I'M REALLY, REALLY SLIPPING. 236 00:09:13,021 --> 00:09:15,011 DO SOMETHING, STEVEN, PLEASE! 237 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:16,005 DAD! OH, MAN! 238 00:09:16,015 --> 00:09:18,015 THINK, PIZZA STEVE, THINK. 239 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,020 [ GASPS ] 240 00:09:19,023 --> 00:09:20,023 THAT'S IT. 241 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,011 DAD, GRAB MY PIZZA FLAG, 242 00:09:22,014 --> 00:09:23,024 AND I'LL PULL YOU UP. 243 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,010 COME ON, JUST A LITTLE MORE. 244 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:27,002 ALMOST. I GOT IT! 245 00:09:27,005 --> 00:09:28,995 GREAT! HOLD ON, POPS. 246 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:30,995 [ ENGINE REVS ] 247 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,013 EASY, NOW, STEVE, EASY. 248 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:34,021 ALMOST. EASY NOW. 249 00:09:34,018 --> 00:09:36,008 DAD, I DID IT! 250 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,008 I MEAN WEDID IT. 251 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:39,008 YEAH, WE DID, 252 00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:41,015 BUT YOU FORGOT ONE IMPORTANT THING, SON. 253 00:09:41,021 --> 00:09:43,001 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] HUH? 254 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:44,016 NEVER PASS UP A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY... 255 00:09:44,022 --> 00:09:46,022 WHAT THE... ...TO WIN! 256 00:09:46,021 --> 00:09:48,021 SUCKER! [ LAUGHS ] 257 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:53,011 OH, NACHO CHEESE, YOU ARE ONE SLY DOG. 258 00:09:53,011 --> 00:09:56,001 Pizza Steve: HEY, DAD, YOU FORGOT ONE THING -- 259 00:09:56,002 --> 00:10:01,002 NEVER PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UP YOUR OLD MAN. 260 00:10:01,003 --> 00:10:05,013 WELL, THIS OLD DOG HAS SOME OLD TRICKS, SON. 261 00:10:05,011 --> 00:10:07,011 OW-OOOOH! [ COUGHS ] 262 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:09,020 BRINGS BACK SWEET MEMORIES... 263 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,020 OF YOU LOSING. 264 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,010 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 265 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:20,996 NACHO CHEEEEEEESE! 266 00:10:21,006 --> 00:10:23,006 OH, MAN, HE DID IT AGAIN. 267 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,013 I'M JUST A BIG LOSER. 268 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,005 [ PBHT! ] 269 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,006 PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AMAZING. 270 00:10:28,007 --> 00:10:30,997 YOU TOTALLY PSYCHED OUT YOUR DAD AT THE LAST MINUTE. 271 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:34,004 WAIT, WHAT? NOW, THAT WAS A REALLY GREAT STRATEGY 272 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,014 USING THAT JUMP AT THE END OF THE RACE 273 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,001 TO GET RID OF HIM. [ ROARS ] 274 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,014 WAIT, SO YOU GUYS ARE GLAD HE'S GONE? 275 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,017 BUT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT HE WAS SUPER AWESOME. 276 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:45,001 YEAH, TO BE HONEST, HE WAS GETTING ANNOYING. 277 00:10:45,005 --> 00:10:47,015 WHO LIKES A GUY THAT'S A TOTALLY BRAGGADOCIOS BLOWHARD 278 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:50,021 THAT BOASTS ABOUT HOW AWESOME HE IS ALL THE TIME? 279 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,021 AM I RIGHT, MR. GUS? 280 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,003 WHILE I DID ADMIRE 281 00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:54,995 MR. CHEESE'S WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERTISE, 282 00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:57,005 HE COULD HAVE USED A LITTLE HUMILITY. 283 00:10:57,007 --> 00:11:00,007 I BELIEVE A LITTLE MODESTY CAN KEEP A MAN'S EGO IN CHECK. 284 00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:03,013 OH, YEAH. YOU SAID IT, MR. GUS. 285 00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:08,014 AND IF THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO'S THE KING OF MODESTY... 286 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:11,005 [ GUITAR WAILS ] ...IT'S PIZZA STEVE! 287 00:11:24,006 --> 00:11:26,006 THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS. 19597

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