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Anthony:
Welcome to "To Tell the Truth,"
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where fact is stranger
than fiction
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and our celebrity guests
are just strange.
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Spoilers! What?!
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm your host,
Anthony Anderson.
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And tonight's celebrity panel ‐‐
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Kevin Nealon.
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Is it true after being
in space for over 600 days,
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you lose your hair?
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[ Laughter ]
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Patti LaBelle.
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You can curse
on this show?
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Yes, you can curse, Patti.
Haven't you heard my mama?
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[Bleep]
[ Laughter ]
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Mark Duplass.
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So, uh, I only have one
question.
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It is in 29 parts.
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[ Laughter ]
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And Constance Zimmer.
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How old were you when you
started swallowing?
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[ Laughter ]
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Swords.
Swords.
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Yes.
Okay.
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And the lady who puts the "mom"
in "awkward moment,"
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my mama, Doris.
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It's time to find out
who's lying...
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‐I spent...
‐665...
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...days in space.
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Anthony: ...and who is sworn
to tell the truth.
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Aah!
[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheering ]
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This is "To Tell the Truth."
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Welcome to "To Tell the Truth."
I'm your host, Anthony Anderson.
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Mama, you feeling good tonight?
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You ready to get into
somebody's business?
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‐Yes, I can't wait.
‐Alright.
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Patti, Patti!
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Hey, girl.
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[ Laughter ]
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Panel, your job throughout
the show is to guess
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who is telling the truth.
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And if you guess
all five rounds correctly,
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you'll leave here
with a mother figure.
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I give to you...the Doris.
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[ Angelic music plays ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoa!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Is that solid gold,
that bust?
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Solid gold‐plated.
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[ Laughter ]
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But my mama
is worth her weight in gold.
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‐Hey!
‐I believe it. I believe it.
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Yes, yes!
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Let's get things started
with our first guests.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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Okay.
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Please introduce yourselves.
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I spent 665 days in space.
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[ Audience murmuring ]
I spent 665 days in space.
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I spent 665 days in space.
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Here's this person's story
in their own words.
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"If you got frequent flyer miles
for going to space,
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I'd probably have
a few hundred million by now.
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As a NASA astronaut,
your work often takes you
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to the International
Space Station,
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but it's taken me there
more often than the others,
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because I hold the American
record for time spent in space,
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an accomplishment that I'd say
is pretty out of this world.
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I've spent 665 days in orbit ‐‐
that's nearly two years ‐‐
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during which,
I performed 10 space walks.
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NASA has honored me with
10 awards and commendations.
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But despite my stellar résumé,
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I like to think
I'm pretty down to Earth."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Hmm. All right.
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Now, one of these Americans
clocked the most time in space
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and is the only one who has been
sworn to tell the truth.
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Please, take a seat.
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, I've got a couple
questions, Anthony, if I might.
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Oh, sure.
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Number 3, is it true
after being in space
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for over 600 days,
you lose your hair?
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[ Laughter ]
So far, no.
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Okay, my follow‐up question
to that is,
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what kind of shots
do you need
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before you go into space,
Number 3?
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We don't really have any
standard shots we have to get.
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No shots at all?
Is that true, Number 2?
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Well, more importantly
for space is we're quarantined
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for two weeks before we travel
so that we can eliminate
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any possibility of any illness
while we're traveling in space.
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Number 1,
why is he lying?
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[ Laughter ]
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Number 1:
Actually, he's pretty accurate.
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We do quarantine
for 14 days before launch
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to make sure there are no
viruses on board.
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Constance:
Is there a punch card?
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Do you have to punch in
and punch out?
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How many steps you've taken,
you know?
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Oh, a time card.
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How do you keep track,
is what I'm trying to say.
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Actually, no,
we log in and out.
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How does that work,
exactly?
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It counts from time aloft
till the time we return.
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Okay.
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Number 1, please, how's
the bathroom work up there?
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We actually have toilets
on the Space Station,
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but when we're outside
of the Space Station,
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we have to wear a diaper.
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Mm. Number 2?
[ Laughter ]
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The toilet inside the ship
basically works with a principle
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of a vacuum that sucks in
the waste products.
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Number 3?
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Nothing to add.
They got it.
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Okay, good.
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[ Laughter ]
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What do you do about food,
Number 2?
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Well, primarily,
we have meals ready to eat.
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There are foods
that are prepared,
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high‐calorie meals, but also
there's dehydrated foods
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that we'll add water to
and eat those.
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Do you miss pizza?
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[ Laughter ]
I do miss pizza.
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When I fly in a plane,
there's something in my family
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that we call the alti‐toots,
which is we get
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a little gassy
in the altitude.
[ Laughter ]
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Do you experience
anything similar?
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Um,
this is for all of you.
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Anthony: Number 1.
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Actually, we keep
the pressure constant,
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which is not what happens
in an airplane.
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Okay.
So there's not much gas.
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Anthony: Number 2?
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I would add to that the same
inside the space suits.
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So, we maintain
C‐level pressure.
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‐Okay.
‐Number 3?
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Yes, we maintain C‐level
pressure inside the cabin.
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[ Laughter ]
Kevin: Number 3,
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when you space walk,
is there a safer time
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to go during the day,
or do you go at night,
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and is there any, like,
dangerous places
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in space that you
shouldn't be walking?
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[ Laughter ]
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We go around the planet
once every 90 minutes,
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so half of that time
is in daylight
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and half of that
is in the darkness.
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Most space walks last
around six to eight hours.
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Number 1?
Yes, most space walks
last six to eight hours.
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So same question and same
answer, okay.
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Same answer, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
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What do you miss
most about Earth?
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Freedom to move around.
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It's pretty spacious up there,
but I like walking
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in the woods
and that kind of stuff.
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Anthony: Number 2?
I miss my family.
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Patti: Aww.
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I figured somebody
would say that.
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Number 3?
Number 3?
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‐Nothing.
‐Nothing?
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Alright.
We're gonna end it right there.
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Let's see who our panel thinks
spent 665 days in space ‐‐
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1, 2, or 3.
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Mama,
who do you think it is?
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I'm going
with my girl, 3.
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You're going with 3.
[ Applause ]
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Audience,
who do you think it is?
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[ Audience shouting ]
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2?
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3?
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Alright.
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Constance, we're going
to start with you.
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It's Number 1.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Because you don't seem like you
have anything to prove.
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You already know
that you are the person,
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whereas I felt
sometimes...
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I don't know.
‐Okay, okay, Andy, move on.
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She's a talker.
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[ Laughter ]
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Kevin, who do you think
it is and why?
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Well, initially,
I thought it was Number 3.
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And then I started thinking
maybe they just threw a woman
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in the group just to throw us
off a little bit.
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So I'm going
to go with hashtag 2.
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[ Applause ]
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Mark.
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There's a theory that
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your first instinct
can be just as trustworthy
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as thinking for a whole week
on something.
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So I went with Number 2.
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Number 2.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Patti?
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I picked the lady.
You picked the lady?
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It's Number 3.
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‐Patti picked Number 3.
‐Alright.
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Alright, we're locked in.
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It's a split vote.
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Will the real person
who spent 665 days in space
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please stand up?
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♪♪
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I think it's 2.
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Aah!
[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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‐Yes!
‐Aah!
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Alright, Patti!
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Yes!
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‐Yeah!
‐Yay!
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Yes!
Good one.
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Please, introduce
yourself to our panel.
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I'm Peggy Whitson.
I've spent 665 days in space.
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I commanded
the International Space Station
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a couple of times.
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I was the chief astronaut,
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first female First Commander
of the Station.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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There she is right there.
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‐Yeah!
‐Bravo!
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Aww!
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When you're in space
that long, really,
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you didn't miss anything when
you were up there that long?
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I really like to live
in the moment.
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It felt very comfortable
to be there,
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and so I just was living
in the moment of being there.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Impostor Number 1, please
introduce yourself to our panel.
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My name is Tim Powell,
and I've never been to space,
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and I have two daughters at home
to keep me grounded.
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[ Laughter ]
Alright.
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Impostor Number 2, please
introduce yourself to the panel.
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My name's John Hannen, and while
I've never been to space,
243
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I am a retired United States
Air Force officer and pilot.
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Alright!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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We're gonna take a quick break
so our record‐setting astronaut
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can explain to my mama
why the Earth isn't flat.
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‐[ Laughs ]
‐We'll be right back.
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Kevin: You're off
to a good start, Patti.
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You're off to a good start.
‐Patti!
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Congratulations to you.
251
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You really are a hero.
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♪♪
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♪♪
254
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[ Cheers and applause ]
255
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Welcome back to
"To Tell the Truth."
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It's time to meet
our next guests.
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♪♪
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Contestants,
please introduce yourselves.
259
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I'm an English Channel
record swimmer.
260
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:56,262
I am an English Channel
record swimmer.
261
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,565
I'm an English Channel
record swimmer.
262
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Here is this person's story
in their own words.
263
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,270
"Doing it once is exhausting.
264
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,306
Doing it four times in a row?
265
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,174
Well, that's a world record.
266
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,543
I'm talking about swimming
the English Channel.
267
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:16,015
And yes, I did it a world‐record
four times without stopping.
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[ Audience gasps ]
269
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That's an 84‐mile
double round trip
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between England and France.
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00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,658
When life put an unexpected
hurdle in front of me,
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I decided I wouldn't let it stop
me from achieving my goals.
273
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,332
The previous world record
was a three‐way trip
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across the English Channel.
275
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I floated the idea
to go four times,
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and people said
it didn't hold water,
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but I did it with hard work
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00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:44,077
and by channeling my best self."
279
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Wow.
[ Applause ]
280
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One of these people is the
English Channel record swimmer
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and is the only one who has been
sworn to tell the truth.
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Please, take a seat.
283
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,023
[ Cheers and applause ]
284
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,224
Amazing.
285
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,293
Time to start
the questioning,
286
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,262
and, Kevin,
we're gonna start with you.
287
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:06,432
Okay. What was the life hurdle
that you faced, Number 1?
288
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,868
I lost my central vision
in two months
289
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,236
when I was 19 years old.
290
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,337
Central vision is what?
291
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,006
It's everything
in the middle.
292
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,407
I have complete
peripheral vision.
293
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,577
I lost everything in the center
due to a rare genetic disorder.
294
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,313
Number 2, same question ‐‐
what was your life hurdle?
295
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,316
I was diagnosed with breast
cancer when I was 35.
296
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,384
And, Number 3?
297
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,352
I lost my eyesight
when in college.
298
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,921
‐In college?
‐Mm‐hmm.
299
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:28,621
How did that happen?
300
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:32,125
It was a complication between
epilepsy and Lyme disease.
301
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,459
I want to ask Number 2,
302
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:36,196
did you have to get
your breasts removed?
303
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,498
Just one.
I had a right‐sided mastectomy.
304
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,467
How soon after the surgery
did you do the Channel swim?
305
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,470
Um, just about a little bit
over a year.
306
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,738
How do you prepare
for this?
307
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:49,409
I had to build up my training
and try to do six hours a day,
308
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,645
eight hours a day, up to
12 hours a day for training.
309
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,381
Anthony:
Number 1, same question.
How did you prepare?
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I did it as a pace swimmer
for a friend
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00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,553
the year before I did it,
and then there's a swim
312
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,489
from California to Catalina,
which is similar distance,
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00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,359
so I did that back and forth
to prepare.
314
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,560
What's your
support system like
315
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,362
as you're swimming
across the Channel?
316
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,265
We have a boat follow alongside
on the right for me.
317
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,533
What kind of boat was it?
318
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,468
It's a fisherman's boat
that's been transferred over
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00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,569
to be able to help me
on the swim.
320
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,472
A fisherman's boat?
Number 2, same question.
321
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,375
Yeah, they convert old fishing
boats to help escort people
322
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,977
across the English Channel.
323
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:24,544
And, Number 3?
324
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,946
I'm not sure what kind
of boat it was.
325
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,014
It was a big boat.
326
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,249
[ Laughter ]
327
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:34,254
How long does it take to swim
the Channel four times?
328
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,356
Like, over how many years
or days?
329
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,523
Years?
I'm just saying ‐‐
330
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,325
Did you hear me
in the affidavit?
331
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,627
I said he did it
without stopping.
332
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,429
If he's swimming with his dog
and doing the doggy paddle,
333
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,497
that's gonna take
a long time.
334
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,266
‐Okay.
‐Thanks, Kevin.
335
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,234
Thank you.
How long did it take?
336
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,269
[ Chuckles ]
337
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,105
It took me 55 hours
and 43 minutes.
338
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,273
Number 1?
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00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,074
52 hours and 21 minutes.
340
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,442
How long did it take,
Number 2?
341
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,411
54 hours and 10 minutes.
342
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,114
Question for Number 2 ‐‐
are you able to somehow
343
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,182
listen to music
when you're ‐‐
344
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,584
I like to listen
to music when I work out.
345
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,819
Patti LaBelle has this great
song, "On My Own," you know?
346
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,389
[ Laughter ]
You know, you're out there
on your own a lot.
347
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,456
Can you listen to music?
348
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,325
No, it's against the rules.
349
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,193
What if a boat's coming by
and they're playing music?
350
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,561
You gotta hold
your ears like that?
351
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,530
Yeah, definitely.
[ Laughs ]
352
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,400
‐Number 1?
‐Yeah, it has to be unassisted.
353
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,502
Question for Number 3 ‐‐
directionality for you,
354
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,703
how much of a challenge
is that,
355
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,605
and how much assistance
do you need to make sure
356
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,340
you're swimming
in the right direction?
357
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,175
The people on the boat
have whistles.
358
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,410
Okay.
And I have a pace swimmer.
359
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,412
So directionality
isn't that hard.
360
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,613
Pace swimmers
in front of you?
361
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,581
No, no, the pace swimmer
has to be behind you.
362
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,450
Okay.
You're not allowed
to have anyone
363
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,352
in front of you
to create a draft.
364
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,453
Did you see any sharks?
365
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,255
No, no,
I didn't see anything.
366
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,956
Well ‐‐ [ Laughs ]
367
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,224
♪♪
368
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,359
That was a good one, Kev.
369
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,694
[ Applause ]
370
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,396
This round
is coming to an end.
You're bad.
371
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,066
Let's find out who you think
is telling the truth.
372
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,601
Is it 1, 2, or 3?
373
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,236
Mama,
who do you think it is?
374
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,472
It's girl power today.
375
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,374
Number 2.
[ Applause ]
376
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,176
Audience,
who do you think it is?
377
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:08,114
[ Audience shouting ]
378
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:08,648
Okay.
379
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,450
Kevin, we're going
to start with you.
380
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,252
Who do you think is the
English Channel record swimmer
381
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,320
and why?
382
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,622
Number 1...
[ Sighs ]
383
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,225
The peripheral vision
thing ‐‐
384
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,793
I mean,
how can you see the shore?
385
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,229
You know, you're just seeing
to the left and the right.
386
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:23,796
You know?
387
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,732
I mean, if he said he bumped
into the shore,
388
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,368
I'd say, "Yeah, that's the guy,"
you know?
389
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:32,605
Anyway, I think Number 2
has what it takes
390
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,674
to go back and
forth four times.
391
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,444
If she was strong enough
to beat her breast cancer...
Breast cancer.
392
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,047
...yeah, I think she has
a lot of determination.
393
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,015
Number 2.
394
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,250
Patti.
395
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,286
Well, I'm very impressed
with Number 3.
396
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,721
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐He's cool like that.
397
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,124
I'mma get to the chase ‐‐
Number 3.
398
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,091
Number 3.
399
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,526
[ Applause ]
400
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,827
Mark, who do you think
it is and why?
401
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,597
When this gentleman
said that he did not know
402
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,632
what kind of boat it was
but it was a big boat,
403
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,601
that resonated to me
as someone who was focused
404
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,436
on their swimming,
who didn't need to come up
405
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,571
with a lie to prove
something that wasn't true.
406
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,473
So I'm going
with Number 3.
407
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,375
[ Cheers and applause ]
408
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,443
Constance.
409
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,412
I also thought
it was 3,
410
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,548
but then, I know a lot
of female swimmers.
411
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:19,552
They're incredibly strong
and can overcome anything.
412
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,088
But then I ‐‐
413
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,423
Number 1...
414
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,590
[ Laughter ]
415
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,426
I don't know, there was
something about
416
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,361
the peripheral vision
that got me to ‐‐
417
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,529
Mama Doris:
Okay, enough is enough.
418
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,564
Alright! I picked 1!
419
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,734
[ Laughter ]
420
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,469
That was just too long,
girl.
421
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,371
That's right.
422
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,639
Anthony:
Alright, we're locked in.
423
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:43,776
Will the real English Channel
record swimmer please stand up?
424
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,279
...when we come back
after this commercial break.
425
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,514
[ Audience groans ]
426
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,649
It's Number 2.
427
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,118
Patti: You think so?
I don't.
428
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,187
♪♪
429
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,558
♪♪
430
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,626
[ Cheers and applause ]
431
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,428
Welcome back to
"To Tell the Truth."
432
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,964
Now, before the break,
our panel decided
433
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,568
who they thought is the real
English Channel record swimmer.
434
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,003
It's time to find out
who's been telling the truth.
435
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:16,309
Will the real English Channel
record swimmer please stand up?
436
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:25,685
♪♪
437
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,555
[ Cheers and applause ]
438
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,325
‐Yes!
‐Yes.
439
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,559
You and I
are in last place!
440
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,261
God bless you, girl.
441
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,262
Thank you.
Take care.
442
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,263
Thank you.
443
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,465
Whoo!
Oh, my God!
444
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,934
Number 2, please introduce
yourself to our panel.
445
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,804
My name is Sarah Thomas,
and this past summer,
446
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,540
I was the first person
to swim the English Channel
447
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,875
four times in a row
without stopping.
448
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,378
[ Cheers and applause ]
Think we got some footage.
449
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,351
Oh, my God.
Wow.
450
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,585
Congratulations.
451
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,920
Thank you.
452
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,790
Anthony:
Alright, as you can see, we've
still got two people with us.
453
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,894
And although neither of them
does the breaststroke,
454
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:12,598
one of them does have
a mean brushstroke.
455
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,501
It's time to play
"Before You Go."
456
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,303
[ Cheers and applause ]
457
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,738
♪♪
458
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,674
Here's this person's story
in their own words.
459
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,743
"To be a great visual artist,
460
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,546
you need to see the world
in a unique way.
461
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,649
And even though I'm blind,
I guarantee
462
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:33,553
I see the world in a way
that no one else does.
463
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,922
How do I work
when my vision is impaired?
464
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,725
Through touch,
texture, technology,
465
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,562
and, believe it or not, color.
466
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,564
And the best thing is,
467
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,433
I don't even have to
watch paint dry."
468
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,401
[ Laughter ]
469
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,670
It's so beautiful,
whoever did it.
470
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,705
One of these people
is the real visual artist
471
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,708
and is the only one who has been
sworn to tell the truth.
472
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,777
Patti LaBelle, you go first.
473
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:01,814
Okay, how do you know which
color is which, Number 2?
474
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,749
Well, with acrylic paints,
you can add different types
475
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,686
of mediums to change
the texture of them.
476
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,422
And so I do that
for the different colors.
477
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,690
Okay, Number 3?
478
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,725
I put Braille labels
on the tubes
479
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,894
so I can read the labels.
480
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,929
And then I change the way
the paint feels.
481
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,498
Have you always been artistic,
Number 3?
482
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,634
I've drawn ever since
I could walk.
483
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,868
Number 2?
484
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,971
I've always loved painting,
and I found it as something
485
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,573
to be very therapeutic
post losing my sight.
486
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,743
How much did you change
the way you painted
487
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,847
when you were diagnosed
with the eye...thing?
488
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,350
Yeah, since the eye thing.
I...
489
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,718
[ Laughter ]
490
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,720
I added a lot more color
to my pieces
491
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,054
because of my lack of sight.
492
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,824
Having something pop like that
was really beneficial.
493
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,760
Number 3, do you still paint
the same way you did
494
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,595
when you had your sight?
495
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,830
Whenever I was sighted,
it didn't matter
496
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,998
how thick the paint was.
497
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,601
But after the eyesight,
my hands had to do all the work,
498
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,536
so I had to use
much thicker paint.
499
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,505
We've talked about touch
and texture.
500
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,574
How do you use technology?
501
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,842
2, let's start with you.
502
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,878
Yeah, I use a CCTV,
a closed‐circuit television.
503
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,114
It's a large screen to be able
to put something small
504
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:12,351
underneath it, zoom in, and make
it larger on the screen.
505
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:12,952
Number 3?
506
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,054
I have a 3D
printer in my studio,
507
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:19,692
and I have a Brailler that can
print out raised‐line drawings.
508
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,793
Oh, okay. Alright.
509
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,829
Number 2,
favorite Impressionist painter?
510
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,432
I'm a Rembrandt
fan myself.
511
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,867
Okay. Number 3?
512
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,802
Van Gogh,
'cause of the epilepsy.
513
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,672
Number 3, if I were
to say "vermilion,"
514
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,573
what color would that be?
515
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,575
Oh, my word.
Um, green, I think.
516
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,344
[ Laughs ]
Number 2?
517
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,478
Yeah, green.
518
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,314
[ Laughter ]
Oh, boy.
519
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,153
So, what's the true answer,
Kevin?
520
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:51,524
Vermilion is a rich red with
a little bit of orange in it.
521
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,558
Okay.
522
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,560
He can't see.
523
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,594
But maybe I'm wrong.
524
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,796
Maybe I'm not
who I say I am.
525
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,963
[ Laughter ]
526
00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,733
Alright, what do you add
to the acrylics ‐‐
527
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,702
acrylic paint to make it
a little thinner?
528
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,836
Number 2.
529
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,571
I use a type of gel.
530
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,939
Number 3,
what's that gel called?
531
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,607
It's just called gel thinner.
532
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,010
Is it a thick kind of a gel,
or is it watery?
533
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,778
It's a little watery.
It's a little loose.
534
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,046
Number 2, same question.
535
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,749
Yeah, and that's what
makes it thinner.
536
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,851
[ Laughter ]
537
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,152
So it's a loose gel?
538
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,888
It's not like alcohol
or something? It's a gel?
539
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,623
What are you getting at,
Kevin?
540
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:25,725
I'm an acrylic painter!
541
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,826
‐Oh!
‐Really?
542
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,893
Share that with us!
543
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,695
I shared it right now!
544
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,830
‐Okay.
‐Are you serious?
545
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,865
He definitely
doesn't paint acrylics.
546
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,367
How do you spell
"acrylics"?
547
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:35,968
♪♪
548
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,370
We're gonna end it
right there, Kevin.
549
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,271
[ Applause ]
550
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:43,843
It's time to see who our panel
thinks is telling the truth.
551
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,779
‐I'm going Number 1.
‐Alright.
552
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,781
Mama, who do you think
is telling the truth?
553
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,716
This time,
I'mma go with 2.
554
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,685
Number 2. Audience,
who do you think it is?
555
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,921
[ Audience shouting ]
556
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,591
[ Laughs ]
You're so tortured.
557
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,859
It really is.
I love it.
558
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,193
Alright, Patti, we're going
to start with you.
559
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,630
Who do you think is telling
the truth and why?
560
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,831
Do I have
to tell you why?
561
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,501
No, you're Patti LaBelle.
You ain't got to do nothing.
562
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,535
One night only.
563
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,870
‐Alright.
‐[ Laughs ]
564
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,505
I think Number 2.
565
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,706
She chose Number 2.
566
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,674
Don't mess me up, Number 2.
567
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,809
You have to be you.
568
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,910
Mark.
569
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,078
The first question
sold me
570
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,747
when he said "Braille"
and he said "tubes."
571
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,416
It came out quick,
it came out unconsidered.
572
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,484
Number 3.
573
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:25,885
Alright.
574
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,686
[ Applause ]
575
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:28,888
Constance?
576
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:32,525
I chose this person because I
would like it to be true.
577
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,926
Number 3.
Number 3.
578
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,594
[ Applause ]
579
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:36,162
Kevin.
580
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,764
Number 3 is telling
the truth because,
581
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,966
from here,
I can see paint on his dog.
582
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,935
So I'm gonna go
with Number 3.
583
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,905
‐You're gonna go with Number 3.
‐Whoa! Is that true?
584
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,039
Hang on a second,
Anthony.
585
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,675
That paint I saw
is now a yellow collar.
586
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:50,810
I'm sorry.
I thought that was paint.
587
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,011
[ Laughter ]
588
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,279
But I'm staying
with Number 3.
589
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,182
Alright, it's time to find out
who's been telling the truth.
590
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,885
Will the real visual artist
please stand up?
591
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:08,794
♪♪
592
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,630
[ Cheers and applause ]
593
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,798
Daggone it!
594
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,302
I'm mad. I'm mad.
595
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,004
We're gonna come over and touch,
'cause you can't see us
596
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,306
all standing up
and hollering for you.
597
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,042
Aww, you're so sweet.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
598
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,810
How are you, brother?
It's Anthony.
599
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,179
Alright. Please, introduce
yourself to our panel.
600
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,749
I'm John Bramblitt, and I'm an
un‐visual visual artist.
601
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:31,917
‐Alright.
‐Yes!
602
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,919
We have some photos
up here.
603
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,121
‐Love it!
‐Whoo!
604
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,990
‐Beautiful.
‐Beautiful, man. Thank you.
605
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,725
Thank you very much.
606
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:40,993
Impostor Number 2,
607
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,929
please introduce yourself
to our panel here.
608
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,164
My name's Jeremy Poincenot.
609
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,933
Although I'm not a swimmer
or an artist,
610
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,134
I'm an inspirational speaker,
611
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,604
and I'm the world blind
golf champion.
612
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,905
‐Wow!
‐Really?
613
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,173
[ Cheers and applause ]
614
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:57,743
And we're going to take
a quick break. Be right back.
615
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,011
We got one right.
We got one right!
616
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,880
Sweetheart,
you did great.
617
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,715
That was so much fun.
618
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,782
You're so great.
619
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:04,817
That was awesome.
620
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,487
♪♪
621
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,958
♪♪
622
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,127
Yoo‐hoo!
623
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,796
[ Cheers and applause ]
624
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,231
Welcome back to
"To Tell the Truth."
625
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,902
Let's see how tonight's
leaderboard is looking.
626
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,103
Kevin!
627
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,271
I didn't know
you were on top
628
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,140
of the leaderboard ‐‐
with 20 points.
629
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,209
Mark, Constance,
and Patti ‐‐
630
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,745
Patti, you went
from first to last.
631
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,046
I don't care.
I'm still having fun.
632
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,982
‐Okay.
‐That's right, Patti!
633
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,818
Alright, it's time
to meet our next guests.
634
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:42,955
♪♪
635
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,791
‐Oh.
‐Okay.
636
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,825
Patti: Huh.
637
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,294
[ Cheers and applause ]
638
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,195
Ladies, please introduce
yourselves.
639
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,699
I am a professional
sword swallower.
640
00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:54,199
‐Mm.
‐Ooh!
641
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,735
I am a professional
sword swallower.
642
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,070
Okay.
643
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,306
I am a professional
sword swallower.
644
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:04,076
Here is this person's story
in their own words.
645
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,412
"I feel blessed
that I get to say this ‐‐
646
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:11,116
I stick a giant blade
down my throat for a living.
647
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:15,454
It takes guts to steel yourself
and swallow a sword,
648
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,424
but I've done it so many times,
it feels like second nature.
649
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:22,094
Now I am an internationally
recognized sword swallower,
650
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,130
and I tour with a group
of sideshow performers.
651
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,000
For me, sword swallowing
isn't just a career ‐‐
652
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,336
it's an all‐consuming passion.
653
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:34,006
Life without it
would be hard to swallow."
654
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,141
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
655
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,078
One of these people is a
professional sword swallower
656
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,982
and the only one who has been
sworn to tell the truth.
657
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,750
Ladies, please take a seat.
658
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,018
[ Cheers and applause ]
659
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,753
Alright.
660
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:49,888
♪♪
661
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,091
Alright, Constance,
you go first.
662
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:55,160
Number 1,
how old were you when...
663
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,830
you started swallowing?
664
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,164
[ Laughter ]
665
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,166
Is that a pause
or is that it?
666
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,035
Swords.
Swallowing...swords.
667
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,169
Yes.
Okay.
668
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,138
I started training
at 17.
669
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,306
I didn't get
proficient enough
670
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:10,075
to do it professionally
until I was 19, 20.
671
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:12,811
Number 3, how old were you
when you started?
672
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:13,379
22.
673
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:16,815
Number 2, how old
were you when you started?
674
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,684
24.
675
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,918
Anthony: Patti.
676
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,154
Patti: Okay, ladies,
I'm a singer, right?
677
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,990
So my throat and my voice
is insured.
678
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,091
Number 1?
679
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,093
No, I have
my own health insurance,
680
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,162
but nothing special
for sword swallowing.
681
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,297
Oh. Okay.
Number 2?
682
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:36,068
I do drink a specific tea
and a shot of whiskey.
683
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,770
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
684
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,038
Alright.
And, Number 3?
685
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,140
I don't have insured
my throat,
686
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,008
but I try to take care of it.
Okay.
687
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:45,110
What is the oddest scenario
688
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,912
in which you have found
yourself performing?
689
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,247
Starting with Number 2.
690
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,082
A child's birthday party.
691
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,850
A child's birthday party?
692
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,118
What about you, Number 3?
693
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,087
‐A church.
‐A church?
694
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,522
Okay.
Number 1?
695
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:59,925
I got booked for a low‐budget
burlesque performance
696
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,094
in small‐town
Bible Belt America.
697
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,162
Okay.
698
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,396
Didn't go that well.
[ Chuckles ]
699
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,833
Number 3, what's the shortest
to longest of your swords
700
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,935
that you swallow?
701
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,203
17 inches.
702
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:13,806
Mm‐hmm.
And where did you start?
703
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:14,440
Butter‐knife size.
704
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,242
Okay, Number 2,
same question to you.
705
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,446
I started off with a glow stick,
so about 5 inches.
706
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,214
And the longest sword
you've swallowed?
707
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,249
‐16.
‐Number 1?
708
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,118
I also started off
with a butter knife
709
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,486
and worked my way up
through a dowel rod,
710
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:31,123
and now I swallow
14‐ to 16‐inch blades.
711
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,224
Anthony: Kevin?
712
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,093
Um, I started off
with a, um...
713
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,794
[ Laughter ]
714
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,729
...five‐inch pen.
715
00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:38,564
A pen.
716
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:43,068
Number 2, when you have
the sword all the way down,
717
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,770
what if you have
to sneeze?
718
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,004
Ohh!
719
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:48,006
I pull it out real quick.
720
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,241
[ Laughs ]
Alright, Number 3,
721
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,944
you ever pull the sword out
and have an organ on the end?
722
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,045
[ Laughter ]
723
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,147
I had dreams about that.
724
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:59,351
Number 1, did you ever
accidentally swallow
725
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,320
the whole sword,
where it disappeared?
726
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,056
No. I mean ‐‐
And how would you
get that out?
727
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,157
Well,
you can't do that.
728
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,259
You don't swallow
the whole hilt of the sword.
729
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,460
Just all the way
up to it, so...
730
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,296
So it's not really
swallowing a sword.
731
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,365
It's dipping it in,
like an oil dipstick.
732
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,901
You swallow the whole blade
of the sword.
733
00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:17,002
[ Chuckles ]
734
00:27:17,002 --> 00:27:18,737
Which one of you
have died from this?
735
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:19,271
♪♪
736
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,306
Alright, let's see
who the panel thinks
737
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,109
is the real
professional "swword" swallower.
738
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,278
Swword swallower.
Swword swallower.
739
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,914
I don't know.
I don't know.
Panelists,
write down your answers ‐‐
740
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:30,949
1, 2, or 3.
741
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:32,184
Mama,
who do you think it is?
742
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,352
I'mma go with 2.
743
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,787
You're gonna go with 2.
744
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:36,421
Alright.
745
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,323
Audience,
who do you think it is?
746
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:43,162
[ Audience shouting ]
747
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,197
Okay.
‐See?
748
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,565
Mark.
Mark: Number 2.
749
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,301
I heard you say something that I
thought was really interesting,
750
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,403
which is that you had practiced
with a glow stick
751
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,006
instead of
a butter knife.
752
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,974
Glow stick felt too unique.
753
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,009
Okay.
754
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,810
‐Number 2.
‐Number 2.
755
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,045
[ Applause ]
756
00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:01,079
Constance?
757
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:04,249
My first instinct
was Number 1,
758
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:08,187
and I always overthink
and I second‐guess myself,
759
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,456
so then I went to Number 3
because ‐‐
760
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,825
You overthink
and second‐guess yourself.
761
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:14,393
Exactly.
762
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,229
So then, instead,
I just said, "Ah, [bleep],"
763
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,297
and I went with 2.
764
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:22,267
[ Laughter ]
765
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,468
You can curse
on this show?
766
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,137
Anthony:
Yes, you can curse, Patti.
767
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,438
Haven't you heard my mama?
Have you heard me?
768
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,173
I heard her,
but it's real, huh?
769
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,374
‐Yes, it's real.
‐Okay.
770
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,044
Just curse. Just say a curse
word real loud right now, Patti.
771
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,045
Heck.
772
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,113
[ Laughter ]
773
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:37,182
I don't curse, darling.
774
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:39,284
Kevin,
who do you think it is?
775
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:42,287
Initially, like Mark,
I thought Number 2,
776
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:46,358
um...or possibly Number 3,
'cause, you know...
777
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:47,426
whatever.
778
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,194
[ Laughter ]
And...
779
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,296
I'm gonna go
with Number 1,
780
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,831
and I know it's Number 1.
781
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:53,966
Okay.
782
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,368
[ Applause ]
783
00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,437
Patti, who do you think is
telling the truth and why?
784
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,306
I sort of think the same way
that Kevin thinks.
785
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,574
That's kind of weird
to hear you say
786
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,409
you think like Kevin Nealon,
but okay.
Just with the choice.
787
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:07,112
No. No! Shut up.
Just with the ‐‐
788
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,914
[ Laughter ]
789
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:09,915
Number 1.
790
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:10,949
Number 1?
791
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:11,450
Number 1.
792
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:14,052
[ Applause ]
Alright.
793
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:14,786
The guesses are locked in.
794
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:18,924
Will the real professional
sword swallower please stand up?
795
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,125
No!
796
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,494
♪♪
797
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,163
[ Panelists murmuring ]
798
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:28,433
♪♪
799
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,303
[ Cheers and applause ]
800
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:34,840
‐We did it!
‐Alright!
801
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,278
Number 2, please introduce
yourself to our panel.
802
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,545
I am Veronica Heaps,
803
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:45,183
and I am a burlesque performer,
fire eater, and sword swallower.
804
00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,785
Yes!
805
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:51,156
Impostor Number 1, please
introduce yourself to our panel.
806
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,324
My name is Victoria Strange,
807
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,326
and while I've never
swallowed a sword,
808
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,562
I do hula‐hoop and once did so
for four hours straight.
809
00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,665
‐Ah!
‐Great actor. Nailed it.
810
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:02,267
Number 3, please introduce
yourself to our panel.
811
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,468
I am Geisha Montes.
812
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,103
I am not a sword swallower,
813
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,471
but I did get my tonsils
cut off,
814
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,507
and I'm Miss World
Dominican Republic.
815
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,442
[ Cheers and applause ]
816
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:13,145
Alright, Veronica,
we didn't bring you here
817
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,380
to not swallow a sword.
818
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,582
Let's see what you got.
819
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,985
Oh, she's gonna use
that one.
820
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,353
Oh, no!
821
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,188
Alright.
822
00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,389
Would you like
to assist me?
823
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,357
Of course!
824
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,491
Alright.
Alright.
825
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:29,695
So, whenever I swallow,
I'm going to bend over...
826
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:31,496
Okay.
...and I'm gonna
wink at you...
827
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,532
Okay.
...and I want you
to pull it out
828
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:36,401
very slowly and very steady.
[ Audience groans ]
829
00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:37,969
‐Alright.
‐You got it?
830
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,304
I got it.
831
00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:42,107
Please don't
try this at home!
832
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:47,312
♪♪
833
00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,281
[ Audience groans ]
834
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,183
Oh, no!
835
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,384
Oh, I can't do it!
836
00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,220
♪♪
837
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,122
Pull it out!
838
00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:59,324
‐Oh!
‐[ Screaming ]
839
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:04,196
[ Cheers and applause ]
840
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,964
Mark: Crazy.
841
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,632
Wow!
842
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,267
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up
843
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,670
for our sword swallower,
Veronica!
844
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,072
We're gonna take
a quick break.
Oh, my God.
845
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,474
Stick around.
846
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,376
Constance:
I did not like that.
847
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,344
‐Anthony, Anthony!
‐No!
848
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,546
Give it back!
Okay, my mama
said give it back.
849
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,449
Why I ended up
choosing 2 ‐‐
850
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,151
[ Laughs ]
851
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,987
♪♪
852
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,226
♪♪
853
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,362
[ Cheers and applause ]
854
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,364
Welcome back to
"To Tell the Truth,"
855
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,433
the show where celebrities
read people
856
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,101
and I read a teleprompter.
857
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:43,668
[ Laughter ]
858
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,370
Let's take a look
at the leaderboard
859
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,372
before we enter
the final round.
860
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:51,410
Mark, Constance, Kevin ‐‐
20 points.
861
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,644
Patti.
What?
862
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,613
You started out gangbusters.
863
00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,448
I know.
No, no, you're losing.
864
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:57,849
And this is why
I say that.
865
00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:01,119
Why?
The final round
is worth double points.
866
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,254
Ohh!
867
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,755
Yay!
[ Applause ]
868
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,258
So this how this game works.
This is fun.
869
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,360
Let's meet our final guests.
870
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:15,634
♪♪
871
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,235
Constance: Uh‐huh.
872
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:18,637
Please introduce yourselves.
873
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:22,174
I am a psychic detective.
874
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:25,277
I am a psychic detective.
875
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,612
I am a psychic detective.
876
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:31,183
Alright, here is this person's
story in their own words.
877
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,584
"I see dead people."
878
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,386
Okay.
I'm leaving.
879
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:37,389
"My résumé doesn't say that,
but it could.
880
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,391
I'm a psychic detective.
881
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:42,394
The cases I work on are huge.
882
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:43,628
When there's a mystery
in the making,
883
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,665
I assist law enforcement
by channeling the dead
884
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,469
to identify killers,
locate missing persons,
885
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,638
and shed new light
on cold cases.
886
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,775
I can't use my abilities
to help you solve this mystery,
887
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:59,744
but I will answer
your questions truthfully.
888
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,614
It's deceased I can do."
[the least]
889
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,584
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
890
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,819
One of these people
is the real psychic detective
891
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,389
and is the only one who has been
sworn to tell the truth.
892
00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,458
Please ‐‐ take a seat.
893
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,694
♪♪
894
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,430
[ Cheers and applause ]
895
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,565
Alright.
Constance, go first.
896
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,434
Uh...
897
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,635
What am I thinking?
No, I'm just kidding.
898
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,670
Okay, Number 1,
how old were you
899
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,407
when you first realized
you could talk to the dead?
900
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:30,509
5.
901
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,710
Number 2,
same question.
902
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,179
I was about 11 or 12.
903
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:34,579
Number 3?
904
00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:36,715
I was in my late 30s.
905
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,584
Who's the first person
you spoke to, Number 2?
906
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,786
Well, I grew up next
to a graveyard.
907
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,755
It was a woman
who had recently passed away.
908
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:47,792
Someone left a scarf at her
grave, and I picked it up.
909
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:48,894
It was a bright‐green scarf.
910
00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:52,364
I touched it,
and I was transported.
911
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,532
What did she say to you?
912
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,567
Well,
it wasn't really saying.
913
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,803
I kind of became her
at the moment of her death.
914
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:02,641
So, when you channel
someone that's not alive,
915
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,277
you become that person?
916
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:05,810
That's correct.
917
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,547
Number 1,
when you channel somebody,
918
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,849
how do they
speak to you?
919
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:13,585
I usually have an object
that they owned,
920
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:16,621
and I hold on to that object
for quite some time,
921
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,757
and then I go into
a meditative state,
922
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:22,694
and then I'm able to communicate
with the person.
923
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:27,632
Number 3, do you have to have
an item to channel the dead?
924
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,833
Yes, I do.
925
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,469
What if you don't
have an item?
926
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,305
I don't talk to anyone.
927
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,472
[ Laughter ]
928
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:36,474
How important is it
for you, Number 2,
929
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,944
to be in this sort
of conduit state,
930
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:41,379
or can you just turn it on
and turn it off?
931
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,047
Oh, it's very important.
932
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:45,517
It takes a while to prepare ‐‐
at least 30 minutes.
933
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,751
I like to meditate.
934
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,687
Mm‐hmm.
Can't just turn it on.
935
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,324
Number 3, what was the biggest
case that you solved?
936
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,593
I found an airplane.
937
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,994
Uh...
938
00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,396
Anthony: Nobody else could find
a big‐ass airplane?
939
00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,931
[ Laughter ]
940
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,600
I mean, they're huge,
Number 3.
941
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,834
Where was it?
942
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,470
It was in New York area
when I ‐‐
943
00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,605
What street?
944
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,739
Not a street.
945
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,841
Number 1,
what's your biggest case?
946
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,477
I worked on
the Casey Anthony case.
947
00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:13,812
[ Audience murmuring ]
948
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,614
Oh, and you found
the murderer?
949
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,415
I didn't find
the murderer.
950
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,718
I found the location
of the body.
951
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,586
‐Oh.
‐Where was that?
952
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:24,789
It was in Florida
in a forest.
953
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,558
Mm.
You're right.
You're right.
954
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,927
[ Laughter ]
955
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:32,397
Number 3, how did you know
that you had this ability
956
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:33,565
to do what you do?
957
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:36,701
I was meditating,
and something happened,
958
00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:39,971
and I ‐‐ words came out
of my mouth
959
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,874
that I didn't seem
to be speaking,
960
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:46,711
and it sort of scared me,
so I started doing research,
961
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,614
and trying to figure out
if it was true or not.
962
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:50,949
Oh.
Number 1?
963
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:54,352
My mom had the actual
same ability.
964
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:54,919
She did?
Yes.
965
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:58,657
Number 1, where you from
and where your mama from?
966
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,559
I'm from Los Angeles, but my
mother is from Louisiana.
967
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:02,794
‐Thank you.
‐Uh‐huh.
968
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:06,865
Number 1, if I were
to give you Mark's sweater...
969
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,701
could you tell me where
to find that in my size?
970
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,269
'Cause I like it.
971
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,338
♪♪
972
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,072
Anthony: Alright.
973
00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:17,942
Let's see who the panel thinks
is the real psychic detective.
974
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,512
Panelists, please write down
your answers.
975
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,548
It's 1, 2, or 3.
976
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,784
Mama,
who do you think it is?
977
00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,686
I'mma go with black ‐‐
Number 1.
978
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,587
Alright.
[ Laughter ]
979
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,523
Audience,
who do you think it is?
980
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:35,360
[ Audience shouting ]
981
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:35,994
Okay.
982
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:37,829
Constance,
we're going to start with you.
983
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,932
Who do you think is our psychic
detective and why?
984
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:44,135
Because I believe that we're all
born with psychic abilities
985
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:47,706
and it's how we nurture them,
I found it a little hard
986
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,774
to believe that you wouldn't
have it until you were 30,
987
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:52,577
but I'm trying
not to judge.
988
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:53,978
Oh, you're judging.
[ Laughs ]
989
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:56,614
The handing it down
from mom to daughter,
990
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:59,584
I also do believe
it's in the aura.
991
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,753
So, anyways,
I went with 1.
992
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:02,887
Good choice.
993
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,156
[ Cheers and applause ]
994
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:08,593
Kevin, who do you think is our
psychic detective and why?
995
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,495
Well, I know
it's not Number 2.
996
00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,763
[ Laughter ]
997
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,131
Why not?
Let's talk about that.
998
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:16,067
Because I think Number 2
was assuming a character
999
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,636
when he came out,
being very mysterious
1000
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:20,038
and intense
and...whatever.
1001
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:23,942
But I got to tell you, Number 3
was so convincing to me.
1002
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,678
I mean, everything she said
really hit home for me.
1003
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,713
So I voted for Number 1.
1004
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:30,815
[ Laughter ]
1005
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:33,818
[ Applause ]
1006
00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:37,522
Patti, who do you think is our
psychic detective and why?
1007
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,923
I believe in black power.
1008
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,992
Mm‐hmm.
In Louisiana, where?
1009
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,594
‐Baton Rouge.
‐Yeah.
1010
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,161
That's it.
1011
00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,430
And it better be you,
'cause I'm losing.
1012
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:45,997
[ Laughter ]
1013
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,500
‐Number 1.
‐It has to be you.
1014
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,467
Right?
1015
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,969
[ Applause ]
1016
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,738
Mark, who do you think it is
and why?
1017
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:55,039
Number 2, I felt like
1018
00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:58,109
the over‐selling
of the bright‐green scarf
1019
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,879
felt like something that someone
who's putting on a lie does ‐‐
1020
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:01,980
they go with details.
1021
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,848
So that put you out
for me.
1022
00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:06,785
I am from Louisiana,
I felt your energy deeply.
1023
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:07,886
I'm going with Number 1.
1024
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:09,721
Alright.
Patti: Oh, please!
1025
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,855
[ Laughs ]
1026
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,791
Please be Number 1!
1027
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,059
Everybody is locked in.
1028
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:19,264
Will the real psychic detective
please stand up?
1029
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:21,800
...when we come back
after this commercial break.
1030
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,868
[ Panelists groan ]
1031
00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,737
Y'all didn't see
that coming?
1032
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:26,905
I'm not a psychic!
1033
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,807
[ Applause ]
1034
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:29,841
‐How are you?
‐How are you, dear?
1035
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,743
‐Nice to meet you.
‐Nice to meet you.
1036
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,745
♪♪
1037
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,883
♪♪
1038
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,786
[ Cheers and applause ]
1039
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:44,756
♪♪
1040
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,658
Welcome back to
"To Tell the Truth."
1041
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,826
Now, before the break,
1042
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,294
our celebrities locked in
their guesses
1043
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:53,097
as they tried to identify
the real psychic detective.
1044
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,701
Alright, will the real psychic
detective please stand up?
1045
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,803
‐Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
‐Oh, no!
1046
00:38:58,803 --> 00:38:59,971
No!
1047
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,740
Is it?
No. It better not be.
1048
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:03,908
Kevin: It's Number 3.
1049
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,777
Oh, my God.
Is it not 1?
1050
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,713
Yeah!
1051
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:10,582
No!
1052
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,684
Yes!
1053
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,053
No!
1054
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,221
[ Laughing ] Yeah!
1055
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,923
Got to read my book,
"Mind for Murder."
1056
00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,758
Alright.
1057
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:21,893
Well,
please introduce yourself.
1058
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,762
First of all, my name
is Noreen Renier,
1059
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,098
and I really am
a psychic detective.
1060
00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:30,134
The airplane I found,
I gave longitude and latitude
1061
00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:33,605
and lots more information,
and I'm pretty good.
1062
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:34,873
[ Cheers and applause ]
1063
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,642
Alright, there you go.
I think we have a photo of you.
1064
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:38,843
Mark: Yes!
1065
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:42,547
[ Cheers and applause ]
1066
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,615
[ Laughs ]
1067
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,816
Liar Number 1.
1068
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,885
[ Laughter ]
1069
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,019
I mean...
1070
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,555
Bravo, bravo!
1071
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:51,789
You did good.
1072
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:53,725
Continue with the lies,
ma'am!
1073
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,159
You better be
from Louisiana.
1074
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:58,329
Hi, I'm Lashan Anderson,
and I had a sneaky suspicion
1075
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,933
that none of you knew that I was
not a psychic detective.
1076
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:02,967
[ Laughter ]
1077
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,903
And my mother really
is from Louisiana.
1078
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,537
Liar!
1079
00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:08,106
[ Laughter ]
1080
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,908
What does she do,
Anthony?
1081
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,043
My mother wants to know what is
it that you actually do.
1082
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,913
I'm a jewelry designer
and a crystal consultant.
1083
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:15,914
‐Oh!
‐Okay.
1084
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,316
‐That's some energy.
‐Okay.
1085
00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:21,052
Liar Number 2, please introduce
yourself to the panel.
1086
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,253
I'm Alex Pudlin.
1087
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,123
I'm not a psychic detective,
but I'm psyched to be here.
1088
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,058
‐Alright.
‐There it is.
1089
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,860
[ Laughter ]
1090
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,028
Let's take a look
1091
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,163
and see how that round affects
our final leaderboard.
1092
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,965
Constance:
Man, we all got screwed.
1093
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,833
Well,
we know how it affects it.
1094
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,002
Patti is in last place.
1095
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,871
[ Audience groans ]
Aww!
1096
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,839
Oh, Patti!
1097
00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:42,974
Patti, I can confirm
1098
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,643
that you are officially
tonight's worst player.
1099
00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:46,244
[ Laughter ]
Good!
1100
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,379
You've displayed great
sportsmanship tonight,
1101
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,983
which is another way of saying
you tanked out there.
1102
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,919
Walk over and go see my mama,
Patti, please.
1103
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,187
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay.
1104
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,956
You walk over to my mom.
Mark: Watch your step.
1105
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:02,060
♪♪
1106
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,696
[ Cheers and applause ]
1107
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,065
♪♪
1108
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,967
Okay.
Mm‐hmm.
1109
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,703
For Patti,
I'm not gonna call her dumb.
1110
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:12,804
Thank you.
1111
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,839
She just
was a little dizzy.
1112
00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:16,841
[ Laughter ]
1113
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:19,143
‐This is large.
‐Yeah!
1114
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,145
[ Cheers and applause ]
1115
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:25,316
Patti, come join me
so everybody can see you.
1116
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,285
Patti, is there anything
you'd like to say
1117
00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,519
to anybody at home
watching?
1118
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:31,155
I would love to say ‐‐
I'm sorry, Patti.
We're out of time.
1119
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:34,025
Oh! Bye!
I'd like to thank all
our guests tonight ‐‐
1120
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:36,361
our record breaking astronaut,
1121
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:39,931
the English Channel swimmer,
the visual artist,
1122
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,100
the professional
sword swallower,
1123
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,068
and the psychic detective,
1124
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:46,104
and all of our lying impostors.
1125
00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,239
I'd also like to thank
my celebrity panel ‐‐
1126
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,010
tonight's big loser,
Patti LaBelle,
1127
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,411
Constance, Kevin, and Mark,
1128
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:57,015
and most importantly,
my beautiful mama, Doris.
1129
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,083
We'll see you next time
on "To Tell the Truth."
1130
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:02,220
Hi, Jordan High School,
L. A.!
1131
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,822
[ Cheers and applause ]
1132
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:08,926
♪♪
81013
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