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♪ A wanted man in California ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Kansas City ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Ohio ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
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♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
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N-43.
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Four-three on the "N".
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♪ There's somebody set to grab me ♪
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♪ Anywhere that I might be ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might get a glimpse of me ♪
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♪ A wanted man in California ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
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And D-48,
That's "D" over the 4-8...
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♪ A wanted man in Ohio ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
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♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
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♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
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♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
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Looks like we might
get some rain.
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N-40, that's 40 under the "N".
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The...
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I'm sorry, I...
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My mistake, I thought
you were someone else.
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No, no, wait a minute,
kid, kid, kid...
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I forgot what
I was supposed to say,
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Y'know, like...
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"The rain's good
for the farmers,"
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"Grow some crops,"
some shit like that.
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Mr. Burmeister?
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Yeah, Burmeister. Sit down.
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Oh, hey, I...
I brought the money.
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Pss-pss-pss... later.
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Yeah.
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You're dealing with a professional here.
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Bingo.
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Hey, a man's gotta do somethin'.
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Besides, it's
too early in the day
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to be chasin' pussy.
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Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
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It's your hour.
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50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
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So, Carl, why don't you...
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I'm sorry, before we begin,
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Please make sure that
the bills go to my office,
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not to my house.
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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So why don't you
start at the beginning,
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and tell me why
you've come to see me.
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Right.
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You wanna hear about
my mom and my childhood,
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is that the kinda shit
you're looking for?
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If that's why you're here.
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No, it's not.
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What do I look like?
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Just to set the record straight,
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I Just made partner
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at the second-largest law firm
in the state,
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so I'm doing very well, thank you.
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So I don't
mean to brag, but you asked.
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No I didn't.
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Okay.
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So you're here because...?
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I'm here because
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I've got this thing
going on with a woman...
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Not my mom!
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It's not.
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♪ A wanted man in Albuquerque ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Syracuse ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Tallahassee ♪
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♪ A wanted man in Baton Rouge ♪
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Got a minute?
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In a second.
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Come on.
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I hope this
is important, Charlie,
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I've got Junior choir practice
in twenty minutes.
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I need to talk.
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This won't keep till confession?
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I really need some help with this.
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Is it a woman?
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I'm so glad you could help me with this.
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I don't know what to do,
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I knew you'd help me
sort this out.
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I'm here for you, Charlie,
no matter what it is.
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Now, Just take your time,
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and tell me everything
about this woman.
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I got all day.
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I don't usually do
this sort of thing.
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I've never done this before, y'know?
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That's okay, sweetie.
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You can start with the next game
on the green sheet.
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It's four-card crazy bingo.
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Ten dollars.
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Lemme get two cups of coffee, please.
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Yeah. Two cups for me, too.
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O-76...
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0-55, 0-5-5.
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Y-y-you gotta know...
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I got my reasons for doing this.
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Well, that's nice.
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See, not too long ago,
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my life was goin' along Just fine.
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I was happy...
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Well, maybe I wasn't happy,
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but, y'know, I was content.
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I had a Job, I had friends...
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I had a house...
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I had everything but...
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That steady bang?
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"She," the squeeze, the girlfriend...
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Whatever you wanna call a chick.
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Yeah, right.
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And then I met her...
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This whole thing
started one night at McCool's
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The place was packed,
even my cousin Carl was there,
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and I was in the zone
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Everybody's got their power base...
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Pouring drinks is my specialty
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I was puttin on quite a show
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for the frat boys
at the end of the bar
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Awright, who wants to take the plunge?
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I want it!
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Awright, I know
its only bartending,
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but hey, I m good at it
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Awright, folks,
let's go, wrap it up.
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What a setup!
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You must get laid
like... all the time.
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Oh, yeah.
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The girls are
linin' up around the block.
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Fuck, I knew it!
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They Just can't resist a man
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working for tips in the service industry.
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Tell me!
Gimme, gimme, gimme...
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Y'know, Carl, I appreciate
your comin' down here
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and gettin' shit-faced drunk, but...
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Haaa!
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Don't you think it's about time
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you went home to Karen and the kids?
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Well, that would be a good idea,
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except they're
visiting Grandma in Ohio.
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What about that thing called a Job?
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You might wanna go home
and sober up for an hour or two
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before goin' in
and facing the partners
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of Do-We Cheat-Em And How.
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Close. You must mean
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
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Take a card, young man,
because you never know.
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What are you tryin' to do,
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you tryin' to get rid of me?
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Hey! Let's go
to one of those after hours clubs.
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They got these long,
long-legged girls there,
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you can look at them
and maybe touch them.
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I gotta close up.
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You think Just 'cause I'm married
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I don't know about these places?
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Just because you are married
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means you're gettin' it
a whole lot more than me.
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That's a depressing thought.
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Carl, you need me
to call you a cab?
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Oh, no...
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you Just sobered me up pretty good.
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Get home safe.
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It had been a fairly busy night
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so by the time
I closed the register
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and cleaned up the Joint,
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all I wanted to do was go home
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Where are you going?!
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Stop the car!
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Do you hear what I'm tellin' ya?!
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Don't touch me!
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Get over here!
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Let go of me!
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Hey!
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Awright, go!
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Fuck you!
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And there she was...
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This is not the kind of girl
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you usually run into
In a dark alley
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In fact, this is not
the kind of girl
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I ever run into
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You okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
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Some smelly guy
Just tried to rape me.
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What a Jerk! Here.
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You want me to call the police?
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I-I know you're Just
trying to help,
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but spending
the rest of the night
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with a bunch of ass hole cops
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isn't exactly what I need right now.
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Your...
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Thanks.
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You got a smoke?
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No, sorry.
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This really is my night.
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I bet I could
find you one in the bar.
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It's okay.
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I'm tryin' to cut down anyway.
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- You're gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, alright.
I'll see you around.
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Hey!
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What are you doin' right now?
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Whaddya mean?
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Well, I mean, look,
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I Just had this little
unpleasant experience,
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and I don't especially
feel like being by myself.
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Right, right.
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Well, I was Just gonna go home.
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You got a stereo?
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Well, I got a boom box.
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Only one of the speakers
is workin', so...
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I don't know if
you call it a stereo.
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You wanna go
listen to some music?
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Where's your car?
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Actually, I Just live
a couple of blocks...
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- Hun... no car.
- Sorry.
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Hey.
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So, do you live
in a house or an apartment?
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Well, this is it.
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You live here alone?
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It was my mother's before she died.
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You own it?
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Yeah.
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You're so lucky.
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I've always dreamt
of having my own place.
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I know what you're thinking...
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The police station
might be cheerier?
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It's great.
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Yeah.
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Lot of potential.
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"A lot of potential."
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What is she,
a real estate agent?
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Tap water,
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I got beer,
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I got tap water,
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I think I got...
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I may have a Yoo-Hoo.
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Beer sounds good.
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I forgot. I drank
the last one this morning.
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I can make some tea
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or coffee...
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That's fine, thanks.
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Well, tea, anyway.
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Water's fine.
Maybe some ice?
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Water.
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Sorry, no,
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no ice.
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My freezer's on the blink.
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How is it?
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What?
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The water.
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Fine.
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Do you like water?
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I love it.
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It's actually
my second favorite thing in the world.
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Really? And what's
your first favorite?
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Fucking.
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What?!
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It's my mom's room.
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♪ The way you move
your sexy body ♪
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♪ It makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better ♪
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♪ The way you move ♪
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♪ Your sexy body ♪
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♪ Makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better ♪
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♪ Girl will make your moves ♪
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♪ Straight through your heart
stingin' on point ♪
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♪ Like a game of darts ♪
272
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♪ Your sexy figure
it makes me figure ♪
273
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,241
♪ How to get close to you
and make your coochie shook ♪
274
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♪ I'm so into you
I can feel ya groove ♪
275
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♪ Don't hold back
Just make your move ♪
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♪ The way you move ♪
277
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♪ Your sexy body ♪
278
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♪ Makes me want to
get to know you ♪
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♪ A little bit better... ♪
280
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A woman after my own heart...
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Hun-hun.
282
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,978
You have no idea
what this woman is capable of.
283
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,855
I guess you don't have to
worry about that anymore,
284
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,565
do you?
285
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,484
I don't think of myself
as the kind of person
286
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,069
who's in this kind of office.
287
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,822
When I think about people
who are in therapy,
288
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:45,492
these are people who don't
have their lives in control.
289
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,245
I am...
I'm in control of my life,
290
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,205
my life is-is in control,
291
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,165
that is not a problem for me.
292
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,459
What about the woman
you mentioned?
293
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,921
Right.
294
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:05,177
It started
one night at McCool's...
295
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,055
Its a kind of a low-rent Joint
296
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,100
Ordinarily I would
never be seen dead
297
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,977
in a place like this
298
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,855
Hey! Who wants to take the plunge?
299
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,232
But on this particular night,
300
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:21,028
Karen had taken the kids
to Ohio to visit her mom
301
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,903
So I decided to
dropin on my cousin,
302
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,240
who I hadn't seen in a long time
303
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,824
We re talking about
304
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,452
an adult who thinks it's fun
305
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,454
to drink out of
a toilet plunger.
306
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,332
I mean, this is
the mentality we're dealing with here.
307
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,208
Let's Just stay focused
on the woman, okay?
308
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,085
Right.
309
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,879
The woman, okay
310
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,006
Well, I look across the room
311
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,216
and I saw
312
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,476
a very beautiful woman.
313
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,773
I hung around
hoping shed come back,
314
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,940
but she didn t
315
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,068
Okay, time for me to go.
316
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,569
It was pretty late,
317
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,073
and I d had a few drinks
318
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,202
And there she was
319
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,120
I'm Just a little bit nervous.
320
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,538
How do I look?
321
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,165
She was with this guy,
322
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,999
and I thought maybe
this is not the best time
323
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,044
to hit on this particular woman
324
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,754
What is this, PMS week?
325
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,840
So I got in my car and
326
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,551
I don't know, I started
to doze off a little,
327
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,887
and I hear all this
screaming and cursing.
328
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,932
Don't touch me, asshole!
329
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,392
I'm gettin' out!
330
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,519
Hey!
331
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,495
Tits.
332
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,663
Fuck you!
333
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,497
And you didn't try to help?
334
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,791
I would have.
335
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,376
But?
336
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,170
I may have fallen asleep.
337
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,922
You should know...
338
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,258
I was practically
forced into this.
339
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,968
Jewel?
340
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,139
Jewel?
341
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,854
I...
342
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,731
I suppose it's not gonna help
343
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,983
If I tell you
that was really amazing?
344
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,860
I know it was.
345
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,611
That's the problem.
346
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,825
To tell ya the truth...
347
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,870
I only took
one psychology course
348
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,955
in Junior college,
349
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,249
I know there's
supposed to be this thing
350
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:44,004
where you're sad
or you're guilty after...
351
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,506
Well, I personally
don't suffer from that.
352
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,634
It's not that.
353
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,177
Don't you see?
354
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,387
That guy tonight...
355
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,640
that creep in the firebird?
356
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,017
I know that guy.
357
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,810
Of course you know the guy.
358
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,729
Let's face it,
you're not the type of girl
359
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,732
who Just Jumps into a car
with some smelly guy
360
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,525
that you don't even know,
361
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,277
I know that.
362
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,737
No...
363
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,031
He and I are...
364
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,866
doing this...
365
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,159
thing.
366
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,746
Oh, shit, I really like you.
367
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,706
What do you mean by "thing"?
368
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:23,210
He and I get in this fight,
369
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,588
and then you or whoever
370
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,632
comes to my rescue
371
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,635
and takes me home, and then...
372
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:35,389
He like shows up and we rob you.
373
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,515
What?
374
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,601
We rob you.
375
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,520
I mean, do you believe that?
376
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,397
I'm shocked.
377
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,983
I-I take it this is
378
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,025
something that
you-you've done before?
379
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,945
Just a couple of times.
380
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,738
I know it sounds sick,
381
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,907
but you don't know Utah, he's nuts.
382
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,535
How does he know
where we are, anyway?
383
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm supposed to
call him and tell him.
384
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,622
You-you haven't
done that yet, have you?
385
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,958
Of course not!
386
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,127
Oh, good.
387
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,045
Good...
388
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,131
Okay.
389
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,174
I got it.
390
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,509
Don't call him.
391
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,179
Let's call the police instead.
392
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:21,518
Not if you ever
want to see me again.
393
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,271
Right.
394
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,897
Y'know, I generally
395
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,984
think better
with my shoes on, so...
396
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,451
This guy Utah, is he a mormon?
397
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,786
I wouldn't say that.
398
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,747
I didn't think so.
399
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,293
You know, this guy...
400
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,213
He sounds like
a ma Jor piece of shit, you know?
401
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,535
You wouldn't be
talkin' about me,
402
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,562
would ya, loverboy?
403
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,055
Wh-why didn't you call?
404
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,182
I was Just about to.
405
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,518
Has this guy
got anything worth takin'?
406
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,063
Old TV, a VCR.
407
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,105
He's got a boom box,
408
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,815
but only one speaker works.
409
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,651
A Mr. Coffee machine.
410
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,485
Telephone...
411
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,822
Oh yeah, and one light
hooked up to the clapper.
412
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,994
Hey, that was my mom's.
413
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,871
Shut your fuckin' mouth!
414
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,083
You stand there,
you call me a piece of shit!
415
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,127
I'm the piece of shit?
416
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,714
I'm here with my lady,
you understand?
417
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,175
It is a touchy situation!
418
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,678
Has he got a car?
419
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:38,845
No.
420
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,055
No?
421
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,140
He's pathetic!
422
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,685
You-you don't got a car?
423
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,687
Everybody's got a car today...
424
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,565
Even bums don't not got a car!
425
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,358
What do you do when
you take a chick out,
426
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,527
you go on a bus?
427
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,904
Think you're gonna
get laid on a bus?
428
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,308
Think you're gonna
give some chick
429
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,419
the fuckin' monster on a bus?
430
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,122
I got a car...
431
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,374
The "piece of shit's" got a car!
432
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,335
What about Jewelry,
has he got Jewelry?
433
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,337
Just a Swatch
434
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,965
Nice leather band, though.
435
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,010
Oh yeah?
Take it off.
436
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,182
C'mon, you're so slow.
437
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,310
It's right over here.
438
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,021
Awright, you're up,
slugger, let's go.
439
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,439
You want me to open it?
440
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,691
No, I want you
to dance with it...
441
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,109
Move!
442
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,319
Okay.
443
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,987
And if there's
a gun in there, Just leave it.
444
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,788
'Cause you'll
pull it out, you'll get nervous,
445
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:41,574
you'll wind up miss in' me,
446
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,201
then I gotta do
what I gotta do with what I got.
447
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,287
Look at me.
448
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:47,706
Look at me when I talk to you!
449
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,082
I can't look at you
and look at the safe at the same time.
450
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,002
Excuse me, okay.
451
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,921
You're the big-shot now,
I'm nobody, right?
452
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,549
Okay, I'm over here now.
453
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,093
Excuse me.
454
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,473
Got any other features
on this watch?
455
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,932
It's got a stopwatch.
456
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,268
It's got a stopwatch?
457
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,145
I never figured out
how to use it.
458
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,980
It's simple, it's this button...
459
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,511
What happened?
460
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:44,721
He was gonna kill you.
461
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,432
Really?
462
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,476
I mean, he was Just...
463
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,103
He could definitely
tell that there was
464
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,896
something going on
between us, y'know?
465
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,189
How?
466
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,190
Because I've never
actually slept with
467
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,317
any of the other guys
that I've done this with before,
468
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,611
that's how.
469
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,739
Is he dead?
470
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,410
Oh, Jesus.
471
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,872
Do you hate me now?
472
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,165
No, no, no, no.
473
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,332
No.
474
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,960
Oh yes, you do!
475
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,421
No, it's not that, okay?
476
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,589
It's Just the sex
and the violence
477
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,134
all in one night,
it's a little much.
478
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,845
- What are we gonna do now?
- What?
479
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,566
- What are we gonna do now?!
- I don't know!
480
00:22:27,591 --> 00:22:29,509
Well, think of something!
481
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,643
Let's call the police.
482
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,437
That's a good idea.
483
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,021
- Yeah?
- Yeah, really.
484
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,856
And what are we gonna tell 'em?
485
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,692
We'll tell them the truth,
486
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,193
I mean, that he was robbing you
487
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,237
and-and I shot him,
and that's that.
488
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,363
Yeah.
489
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,448
Tell 'em the truth.
490
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,825
I like that.
491
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,870
Since he was threatening you,
492
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,122
I probably
won't get more than ten years, right?
493
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,832
And with good behavior
494
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:58,170
I could be out in seven... years.
495
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,176
Wait...
496
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:11,266
- Let's come up with another plan.
- What?
497
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,101
I mean, that he was robbing you
498
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,228
and somebody else shot him?
Who?
499
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,606
Well, we could say
that I shot him.
500
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,483
That won't work.
501
00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:22,861
It's ridiculous,
it would never work that way, it's...
502
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:25,656
Well, maybe...
503
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:32,162
Well, I mean, let's...
504
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,872
Let's go over it.
505
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:34,998
Okay.
506
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,084
- He was robbing the place.
- Yes.
507
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,378
He did get shot, right?
508
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,380
So that's two out of three.
509
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,216
What's that,
that's sixty-seven percent true,
510
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:47,511
I mean, that's
pretty good these days, right?
511
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,137
Right.
512
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:59,106
That's some first date,
killin' her boyfriend.
513
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:02,901
Well, it gave
the relationship a certain intensity.
514
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:10,325
It all started one night at McCool's
515
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,244
Earl Raymond Pitts.
516
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,247
Had a list of priors
goin' back to the womb.
517
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,540
Seriously.
518
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,292
He was born in
Dwight Correctional.
519
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,693
His mother had twins
while she was doin' a bit for narcotics.
520
00:24:21,735 --> 00:24:23,615
You mean
there's another one out there like him?
521
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,755
Yeah.
522
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,340
He went by the name "Utah."
523
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:28,719
"Utah"... The Mormon State?
524
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:30,178
Yeah. Don't ask me.
525
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:37,936
I'm a little unclear on this.
526
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,438
He was holding a gun on you,
527
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,106
But you were able
to get your gun
528
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,984
and shoot him point-blank
in the back of the head?
529
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,402
Yeah, right.
530
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,737
It-it all happened kinda fast.
531
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,280
So...
532
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,408
he was standing in front of you,
533
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,369
and then... what?
534
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,412
He heard something?
535
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,830
Right.
536
00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:59,833
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun...
537
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,460
Right.
538
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,628
Which was where?
539
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,963
- Hidden next to the safe?
- Right.
540
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:08,342
Just in case
something like this ever happened.
541
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,969
He turned around,
you grabbed your gun, and pow!
542
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:14,014
Exactly...
That's exactly how it happened.
543
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,313
About what time was this?
544
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:23,940
About what time was this?
545
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,945
Just before I called 911.
546
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:32,074
Thanks.
547
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:35,494
Hey.
548
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:39,081
It's responsible citizens
Just like yourself
549
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,333
that make my Job a lot easier.
550
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,007
You can imagine my mood,
551
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,884
getting roused
from a sound sleep
552
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,887
to go scoop some citizen
off a barroom floor
553
00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,611
- You wanna talk to the lady?
- What lady?
554
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,391
His.
555
00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,685
Does she have
anything to do with it?
556
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:01,769
Nah, she was
waitin' for him back at their house,
557
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,062
he didn't show, she got worried,
558
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,856
came here lookin' for him.
559
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,483
Let her go.
560
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:07,859
Awright.
561
00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:09,361
You're free to go, miss.
562
00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:16,952
Suddenly my whole life changed
563
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:24,668
Like Theresa had
come back from the dead
564
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:31,508
She even looks
a little like Theresa.
565
00:26:32,884 --> 00:26:35,262
So this girl,
she's good in the sack?
566
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,180
I'm sorry, man, you get my age,
567
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,266
you like to hear
about the old un!
568
00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:40,600
Sorry.
569
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:43,312
O-18, 1-8 under the "O".
570
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,689
Nice ass?
571
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:50,027
Mr. Chick Fife, telephone call.
572
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,821
Mr. Chick Fife, please
call your cardiologist.
573
00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:55,032
You takin' the rap
for the shooting
574
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,867
musta worked out okay.
575
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,745
Your boss, he musta
treated you like a hero.
576
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,832
Oh, kid...
577
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,461
Death and good times,
578
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:09,296
they don't mix.
579
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,465
I can't have people
comin' in here
580
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:12,758
lookin' for a good time,
581
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,051
seein' you and thinkin',
582
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,636
"-that's the one"
583
00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:17,159
"that put a bullet
in the guy's head."
584
00:27:17,184 --> 00:27:18,680
"Maybe he's gonna serve me"
585
00:27:18,765 --> 00:27:20,365
"my strawberry daiquiri
and onion rings,"
586
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:22,933
"or maybe he's gonna
go postal on my ass!"
587
00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,062
Joey, the guy was
tryin' to rob your bar.
588
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:26,647
He didn't take nothin'!
589
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,523
You put a bullet
in his friggin' noggin!
590
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:29,816
You're gone! Go!
591
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,279
Hello!
592
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,615
Wh-what are you doin'?
593
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,242
What does it look like?
I'm ironing.
594
00:27:40,661 --> 00:27:43,121
We're not there yet, are we?
595
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,622
What do you mean
we're not there yet?
596
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:47,292
We're movin' a little fast here, Jewel.
597
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,670
- Yeah?
- Hi, how ya doin'. Need your signature.
598
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:52,422
- What's this?
- 1-800-Mattress.
599
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,758
I didn't order any mattress.
600
00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:00,305
Dammit!
601
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:04,685
How are we supposed
to pay for this stuff?!
602
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:05,894
God, Randy, I Just thought
603
00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:07,562
we really had something,
604
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:09,648
or at least the start of something.
605
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,692
But obviously
I'm incredibly stupid.
606
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,026
You're not stupid.
607
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,950
I'll be out of your life
in Just a few minutes.
608
00:28:14,975 --> 00:28:16,685
I didn't say
I wanted you out of my life.
609
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:20,200
It's Just... with the ironing,
610
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,243
the-the new mattress,
611
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:22,910
they all Just seem like things
612
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,495
that are a little further
down the line,
613
00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:25,956
that's all.
614
00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:27,416
Further down the line
615
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,793
than all the sex
we've been having?
616
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,506
Any further down the line
than killing Utah together?
617
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:37,092
You're right...
618
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,135
you know what, it's me.
619
00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:40,762
I lost my Job today.
620
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:44,808
You what?
621
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,351
I got canned.
622
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:51,315
Oh, baby, why didn't you say so?
623
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,151
Are you okay?
624
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,777
I guess.
625
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,746
Your cousin called.
626
00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706
The lawyer.
627
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:10,000
We're going over
to his house on Saturday
628
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,210
for a barbecue.
629
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,840
So Carl invites me
over to his house for a barbecue.
630
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,759
Now, Carl never invites me over,
631
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,011
so I'm thinkin'
to myself, why now?
632
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:29,727
Here you go.
633
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:30,354
That's sweet.
634
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,021
Thanks.
635
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:34,149
That is some
ma Jor league pussy.
636
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,319
I meant that in a good way.
637
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,571
You bangin' her?
638
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,698
She must have
fucked you senseless
639
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,492
when she found out
you shot a guy?
640
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:46,577
Because I read that
women cream for the violence.
641
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:48,080
I don't know what that is.
642
00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,515
When you're fuckin' her, though,
because she's so young, is it...
643
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,540
I'm gonna see if
they want some helpin the kitchen.
644
00:29:52,565 --> 00:29:53,377
I'm Just asking.
645
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:54,753
I mean, look at her!
646
00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,713
It's like havin'
a porn star in my house!
647
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,632
Except she's makin' salad.
648
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,758
You have such
a beautiful house... it's so homey.
649
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,761
That's all Karen, believe me.
650
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,471
I wanted to go with
lots of stainless steel,
651
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,907
something we could Just
pssh! Hose it right off.
652
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,412
A lot of this stuff
we don't even use,
653
00:30:08,437 --> 00:30:09,935
so if you really
like it, take it.
654
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:11,436
Thank you, Jewel.
655
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,815
It's always been my dream
to have a real nice house.
656
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:17,067
I already know exactly
what it'll look like...
657
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:20,028
Wall-to-wall carpeting
with matching drapes,
658
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,031
and a big, fluffy white couch,
659
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,242
nice dining room set,
660
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:27,869
and in the corner...
661
00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:29,621
a fountain.
662
00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:36,378
A fountain?
663
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:37,754
It's gonna be...
664
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:38,839
It's gonna be great.
665
00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:41,883
It's of a little girl
washing her hair
666
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,260
and the water runs off
into a giant sea shell
667
00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,430
with goldfish swimming in it.
668
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,684
I didn't Just make it up,
I saw it in a magazine.
669
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,060
Better Homes and Fountains?
670
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:53,353
Carl!
671
00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,814
Hey, Randy, you got a fountain
in your place, don't ya?
672
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:56,857
In the living room...
673
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,318
Oh no, that's a leaky toilet.
674
00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:00,860
My mistake.
675
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:03,113
You know what, Carl?
You're not funny... Just rude.
676
00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:05,657
- Let's get together some time.
- That's a good idea.
677
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:06,825
Bye.
Hey, c'mon.
678
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:12,789
Okay, okay!
679
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:13,999
Okay.
680
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,294
Why don't you
let Carl run you home?
681
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,670
No, I'm afraid
that's where your luck runs out.
682
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,007
I can't drive,
I've been drinkin'.
683
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:23,800
Would you buy a car?
684
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,135
One of these days.
685
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,095
Make him buy a car, would ya?
686
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,304
Let's go catch that 4:15 bus,
687
00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,931
Let's get the hell out of here.
688
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,933
Buy a car...
689
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,227
I wish he hadn t
put that idea in her head
690
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,151
What's this?
691
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:45,781
A friend of mine's
goin' away for a little while...
692
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:50,035
So she said I could borrow it.
693
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:52,578
Well, what happens
when your friend gets back?
694
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,456
We're gonna be used
to havin' a car by then.
695
00:31:54,539 --> 00:31:55,624
So?
696
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,501
- Then we're gonna have to buy one.
- So?
697
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,670
It's a bottomless pit
of expenses!
698
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:03,048
You got insurance,
you got repairs, car payments...
699
00:32:03,173 --> 00:32:05,008
You're Just afraid
because now you don't
700
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,803
have an excuse
for not finding work, aren't you?
701
00:32:07,886 --> 00:32:10,389
Stop right there,
this has nothing to do with work.
702
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,630
Did you know it's safer to fly
703
00:32:11,655 --> 00:32:13,015
than it is to drive a car?
704
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,518
You're upset with me
705
00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,352
Because I didn't
bring you home a plane?
706
00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:18,062
Another thing, if you think
707
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:19,356
I'm gonna be out there
708
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:20,941
with a hose and a bucket of suds
709
00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:23,423
to wash the damn thing,
you can forget it... I'm not that guy.
710
00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:25,444
Well, fine.
I'll wash the car.
711
00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,072
God, you're full of shit.
712
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,824
What's that?
I'm full of shit?
713
00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:30,117
Yes.
714
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:31,602
Lemme tell ya...
I have seen people
715
00:32:31,627 --> 00:32:33,704
leave the bar so drunk
they can't even see,
716
00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:34,997
and off they speed
717
00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:36,790
in their giant
sports utility vehicles.
718
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:39,293
Well, you run into
one of these guys out on the street,
719
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:42,004
and you're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
720
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,880
Would you relax?
721
00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:47,759
Christ, look at this house!
722
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:53,890
I come at a bad time?
723
00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:55,350
No.
724
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,146
And then that damn detective dropped in
725
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,773
As if I wasn t
stressed-out enough
726
00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:02,941
I'll let you two talk.
727
00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:04,484
What'd he want?
728
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,987
You know, he's a cop.
729
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:09,281
They're never satisfied
730
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,325
unless they ask you
everything ten times.
731
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:14,076
After that night at McCool's
I was a mess.
732
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,997
I couldn't concentrate...
733
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,583
I couldn't sleep...
734
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:21,626
I could barely eat.
735
00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,795
Nothin' deep-fried, anyway.
736
00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:26,590
I had this longing...
737
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:31,219
Something inside of me said
I had to see that woman again
738
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:39,101
Boy, was I glad I got there
at that exact moment
739
00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:41,480
He was getting very abusive
740
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:44,775
You're gonna die,
and you're gonna die ugly!
741
00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:49,029
It was like I had been chosen
for a very special assignment
742
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:53,200
Not by the department,
but by a higher power
743
00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:56,370
I was being sent
to save her from him
744
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,916
Did I... come at a bad time?
745
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,584
No.
746
00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:05,754
Didn't seem possible,
747
00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:09,675
but she was even more beautiful
than the night I first saw her.
748
00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:12,719
And I said, Good afternoon,
749
00:34:12,844 --> 00:34:16,890
then she said,
I'll let you two talk
750
00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,766
Then he said...
751
00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,310
Not bad?
752
00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:23,145
There was something about him
I Just didn't like.
753
00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:24,266
According to your statement,
754
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:26,233
you closed the bar at one-thirty.
755
00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:28,568
You didn't call
to report the shooting
756
00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:30,237
until three-fifty-eight.
757
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,601
I need to know what you were doing during
that time frame.
758
00:34:32,626 --> 00:34:35,158
Haven't we already
gone over all this stuff, man?
759
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,493
Hey, Jewel, how about
760
00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:39,829
crackin' me open a brew?
761
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,331
I don't know, it was,
762
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,374
I had to count all that money,
763
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,626
It was a busy-ass night, awright?
764
00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:46,920
I think on this night
765
00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:48,588
we had those frat boys in there,
766
00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:50,090
and a couple of 'em...
767
00:34:50,173 --> 00:34:52,050
whaddya doin'?
768
00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,385
This guy's a cop.
769
00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:55,220
He can't drink, he's on the Job!
770
00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:57,889
Why don't ya do somethin',
y'know, make yourself useful.
771
00:34:57,931 --> 00:34:59,473
All right.
772
00:34:59,474 --> 00:35:01,476
I'll be outside...
Washing the car.
773
00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,978
Yeah, you do that.
774
00:35:04,146 --> 00:35:06,440
Man, I'm sorry about her.
775
00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:11,862
How can I not
question our Creator
776
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:14,739
for putting this...
777
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,118
human obscenity
into the presence
778
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:20,829
of such a...
779
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,956
divine creature.
780
00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:26,168
Anyway, that was the night
we had all these frat boys in
781
00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:28,086
and they're taking "the plunge."
782
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:30,339
A couple of 'em
ended up in the bathroom
783
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:33,008
and barfin' up
all over the floor...
784
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:36,970
I wasn't listening
to a word he was saying
785
00:35:37,095 --> 00:35:41,683
I could only think about her
786
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,352
I felt so guilty,
787
00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:46,688
like I was betraying
the memory of Theresa
788
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:49,483
but I couldn t
take my eyes off her
789
00:35:57,866 --> 00:35:59,909
♪ Well I think it's time ♪
790
00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:01,953
♪ To get ready ♪
791
00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:07,167
♪ To realize
Just what I have found ♪
792
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:11,128
♪ I have been only half ♪
793
00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:13,757
♪ Of what I am ♪
794
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,010
♪ It's all clear to me now ♪
795
00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:22,849
♪ My heart is on fire ♪
796
00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:28,897
♪ My soul's like
a wheel that's turning ♪
797
00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:32,818
♪ My love is alive ♪
798
00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,739
♪ My love is alive ♪
799
00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:40,701
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
800
00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:48,083
Can you imagine how I felt?
801
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,130
You should see
what she does with my hose.
802
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:55,131
I don't know what would make me
803
00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:56,717
invite him over for barbecue.
804
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:58,885
You did say you were going to.
805
00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:00,970
Yeah, but...
806
00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:02,973
I say a lot of things.
807
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,641
Why do you think you did?
808
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,351
I don't know.
809
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,269
You tell me.
810
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,563
The woman?
811
00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:13,692
You know, he brings her
812
00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:16,820
and shes wearing
this nothing of a dress,
813
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:19,823
its a slip!
I mean, you can see everything
814
00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:21,408
For a barbecue.
815
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:23,785
No, no, wait a second,
what am I thinking? Hot pants.
816
00:37:23,869 --> 00:37:25,996
They re like cupping everything,
817
00:37:26,163 --> 00:37:27,789
and-and this top...
818
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:30,333
You could definitely
see her stomach
819
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,461
Wait! No, no no...
Sorry, it was a dress.
820
00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:34,545
It was a dress, like a,
like a summer kind of
821
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,257
farmer girl dress, you know?
822
00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:39,051
With like, cherries and plums and...
823
00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:40,801
- Okay.
- Little fruits.
824
00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:42,554
Shes walking and shes bouncing
825
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,389
and the grapes and the melons,
826
00:37:44,473 --> 00:37:45,873
and they're Just
ba-boom, ba-boom...
827
00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:46,850
That's fine, thank you.
828
00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,102
She's so sexy, but pretty!
829
00:37:49,144 --> 00:37:50,646
- Okay, all right!
- No!
830
00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:52,522
All right!
That's enough!
831
00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:57,193
I get the picture!
Let's Just go on with the story.
832
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:58,362
So then...
833
00:37:59,529 --> 00:38:01,114
In any case,
834
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,199
the reason I called you was
835
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,034
you're one guy I can trust
836
00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:07,119
in a situation like this.
837
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,665
I got a guy with a hole
in the back of his head
838
00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:11,416
where the exit wound was...
839
00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:17,881
♪ Were you Just
pleased to see me ♪
840
00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,843
♪ As you all know ♪
841
00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,221
♪ You better take care ♪
842
00:38:24,262 --> 00:38:25,889
♪ Treat me with respect ♪
843
00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,684
♪ Because love is rare ♪
844
00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,019
♪ As you all know ♪
845
00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,230
♪ You better beware ♪
846
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:37,234
♪ Treat me with respect... ♪
847
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,070
Would anybody care
for another burger?
848
00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:42,071
I'll have a hot dog.
849
00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:43,615
If you have one.
850
00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:48,036
And then she grabs me
and she says,
851
00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:49,871
Lets get together sometime
852
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,542
So she was coming on to you?
853
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:54,835
Yeah.
854
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,962
It doesn't surprise me, really.
855
00:38:57,963 --> 00:38:59,213
It doesn't.
856
00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:00,632
No, 'cause...
857
00:39:00,716 --> 00:39:02,756
I mean, I don't mean
to sound full of myself, but...
858
00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:05,200
But what?
859
00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:07,889
You're irresistible?
860
00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:11,518
Women...
women find me attractive.
861
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,105
Do you think
I'm attracted to you?
862
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:16,732
Well, you're a doctor,
863
00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:19,067
so I think you have
that professional reserve.
864
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:20,694
But even so,
865
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:22,570
I think I felt something
when I walked in the office.
866
00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:23,851
It's okay, don't worry about it.
867
00:39:23,876 --> 00:39:25,407
You don't wanna
hear about all this.
868
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,159
No, no, no... go on, go on.
869
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,201
You got the car,
870
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,911
you're feelin' good
about yourself again,
871
00:39:30,912 --> 00:39:32,414
and boom!
872
00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:35,459
The sex picks up again, right?
873
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:39,254
Well, not exactly.
874
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,590
I was watchin a lot of cable
875
00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:45,052
Randy!
876
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,305
Randy.
877
00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:51,266
Can we talk?
878
00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:52,600
Sure.
879
00:39:52,601 --> 00:39:55,102
What did you do all day?
880
00:39:55,103 --> 00:39:57,314
I'm watchin' this
Norwegian movie again,
881
00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:58,689
Maria Marushka
882
00:39:58,690 --> 00:40:00,776
It's really good.
883
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:03,320
Randy.. I think not having a Job
884
00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,364
is starting to get to you.
885
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:08,449
No. It's not having any money
that's starting to get to me.
886
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,619
Well, that is why
I think we need to talk.
887
00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:12,496
With what they pay me
at the store
888
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:13,821
we can barely cover our bills,
889
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:16,166
not to mention
the new dinette set I want,
890
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,126
or the window treatments
I want in this room.
891
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,128
Well, I'm sorry,
there's not much more I can do.
892
00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,673
I mean, nobody
seems to be hiring.
893
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,883
That's why I went
to McCool's today
894
00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:26,969
and spoke to
your old boss, Joey.
895
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,303
What!
896
00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:31,306
You didn't go down there
and-and beg him
897
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,891
to give me my Job back!
898
00:40:33,058 --> 00:40:35,142
Of course I didn't!
899
00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:36,520
Good.
900
00:40:36,561 --> 00:40:38,438
But I am going to
The Moody Blues with him.
901
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,815
- What?
- Tomorrow night.
902
00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,359
He seems to think
they're the Second Coming,
903
00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:44,276
but they're really
not my cup of tea.
904
00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:45,988
Wait a minute!
Why are you doing this?
905
00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:48,865
I'm doing this for us
as a couple, Randy.
906
00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:50,951
And more importantly,
I'm doing this for you
907
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:52,369
and your sense of self-worth.
908
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:57,582
I think that you have
a lot of anger towards Joey,
909
00:40:57,666 --> 00:40:59,543
and that because of that,
910
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,210
you feel less of a man
911
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,463
because of his power
to take away your livelihood.
912
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,048
You think I'm gonna
have less anger
913
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:07,676
and feel like more of a man
if you start dating this guy?!
914
00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:09,136
No.
915
00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:13,265
I'm suggesting
that tomorrow night
916
00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:14,850
when you know
he's at the concert,
917
00:41:15,017 --> 00:41:16,143
you go to his house
918
00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:17,853
and you steal
everything of value
919
00:41:17,894 --> 00:41:20,022
you can fit into our car.
920
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,189
You're Joking.
921
00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:22,399
No.
922
00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:26,445
I mean, come on,
the guy fired you.
923
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:29,865
And he still owes you
six hours overtime, right?
924
00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:33,118
I Just don't think he knows
what he had with you.
925
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,786
You're so wonderful,
926
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:37,164
You're the best bartender
I've ever seen, by far.
927
00:41:37,247 --> 00:41:40,584
You know, the way
you worked those crowds,
928
00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,462
you really had 'em
in the palm of your hand.
929
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,088
You know what
you reminded me of?
930
00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:46,048
What?
931
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:49,509
A rock star.
932
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:50,761
Really?
933
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,554
Really.
934
00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:56,475
I don't know...
935
00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:01,188
I Just...
936
00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:03,315
I don't see myself
doing something like that.
937
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,483
It's crazy.
938
00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:06,609
Once we fence all his stuff,
939
00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:08,210
we'll make a pretty nice
chunk of change.
940
00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:10,030
Look, forget it!
941
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:12,156
There's no way.
942
00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:14,201
Absolutely not.
943
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:17,954
But you did it, of course.
944
00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:20,457
Yeah, I did it.
945
00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:32,552
I knew Joey would have
A big CD collection
946
00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:37,182
And I was surprised at all
the other cool stuff he had
947
00:42:44,815 --> 00:42:46,817
You know, Jewel must have taken
948
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:49,319
a few more psychology courses
than me,
949
00:42:49,361 --> 00:42:51,947
because as crazy as I thought
the whole idea was,
950
00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:55,033
as reluctant as I was to do it,
951
00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:57,577
by the end of the evening,
I felt great
952
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:03,750
I still wonder how
she talked me into it.
953
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:06,712
Here's a wild guess.
954
00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:11,758
Yeah.
955
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,593
That probably had
somethin' to do with it.
956
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,024
♪ I got money in my pocket ♪
957
00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:29,192
♪ I've got lovin' in the air ♪
958
00:43:29,318 --> 00:43:31,695
♪ There is nothin'
that will stop me ♪
959
00:43:31,778 --> 00:43:33,946
♪ And I really Just don't care ♪
960
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:35,949
♪ I Just want to live my life ♪
961
00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:38,285
♪ That's the way it's gonna be ♪
962
00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:41,496
♪ And nothin's
gonna pull me down ♪
963
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:43,832
♪ 'Cause you know
that I believe ♪
964
00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:45,542
♪ The sun's gonna shine ♪
965
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,628
♪ Shine ♪
966
00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:51,590
♪ It's gotta be love
from the very start ♪
967
00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:54,509
♪ It's gotta be love
from the very start... ♪
968
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:56,595
Jewel?
969
00:43:57,846 --> 00:43:59,514
The Indian stays.
970
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,974
I wasn't gonna throw him away.
971
00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:03,060
For a while there,
972
00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:05,145
we almost seemed
like a normal couple
973
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,021
You're slammin it night and day,
974
00:44:07,022 --> 00:44:10,233
poppin' your cork
like a bartender at a mob wedding,
975
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:12,319
then one day, like it always happens,
976
00:44:12,361 --> 00:44:14,571
all that good nookie turns sour on ya.
977
00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:16,156
Yeah.
978
00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:17,823
What are you doing?
979
00:44:17,824 --> 00:44:19,242
Oh, nothing. Trash.
980
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,703
Randy, come on,
981
00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:23,496
we have to throw
some things away.
982
00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:25,624
But not my Sno-Globes, come on!
983
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:28,210
Can't we Just compromise
and throw one Sno-Globe away?
984
00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:30,212
Jewel, these came from my mom.
985
00:44:30,253 --> 00:44:32,255
See this one here?
986
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:33,924
She brought it back
from Chicago.
987
00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:36,218
See, it's got
the Sears Tower here,
988
00:44:36,259 --> 00:44:39,596
and this one here
is very special.
989
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,307
Ya see, my mom used to say that
990
00:44:42,391 --> 00:44:44,059
this was our house,
991
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:45,894
and as long as I never broke it,
992
00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:48,563
we'd always have
a place to stay.
993
00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:52,192
I knew
s he was only Joking, but still...
994
00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:58,240
You're a sick puppy, man.
995
00:44:58,281 --> 00:45:01,743
So what kind of Job
do you have at this point?
996
00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:04,371
I hadn't got one yet.
997
00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:07,124
It was sort of
an ongoing problem between us.
998
00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:09,126
I-29, I-2-9.
999
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:13,504
I was offered
the lunch shift at TGI-Friday's...
1000
00:45:13,505 --> 00:45:15,465
You lucky stiff.
1001
00:45:16,675 --> 00:45:19,344
I actually thought
it was kind of a step down
1002
00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:21,054
from unemployment, I mean...
1003
00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:24,308
No, you got it, you won... I-29.
1004
00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:25,726
Oh yeah.
1005
00:45:28,562 --> 00:45:30,564
Bingo.
1006
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:34,818
We have a winner!
1007
00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:37,738
I gotta be honest
with you, my young friend.
1008
00:45:37,779 --> 00:45:39,948
I'm leaning towards
the girl on this one,
1009
00:45:40,032 --> 00:45:42,034
I mean, she's made your dump
nice and livable,
1010
00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,952
you're gettin'
good action on the mattress...
1011
00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:46,121
Hold onto it till you cash out.
1012
00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:48,874
Least you could do
is make some money.
1013
00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:50,834
Maybe you should be
playin' bingo.
1014
00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:52,586
That's why...
1015
00:45:52,669 --> 00:45:55,005
we decided to do another...
1016
00:45:55,047 --> 00:45:58,050
you know, break-in.
1017
00:45:58,133 --> 00:45:59,635
What do you mean, "we"?
1018
00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:01,178
Yeah, Jewel and me,
1019
00:46:01,219 --> 00:46:02,971
I mean, I'm no criminal.
1020
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,891
I bet he's got a DVD.
1021
00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:07,142
I'd love to have one of those.
1022
00:46:08,226 --> 00:46:09,852
We're going to Montague's,
1023
00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:11,271
so I borrowed something
1024
00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:13,148
from the designer section
at the store.
1025
00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:15,650
I Just think
you might have overshot,
1026
00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:17,486
I mean, even for Montague's.
1027
00:46:17,527 --> 00:46:18,487
Really?
1028
00:46:18,528 --> 00:46:19,237
Yeah.
1029
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:22,574
You know...
1030
00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:26,536
maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
1031
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:27,954
The burglary?
1032
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,207
- Yeah.
- Oh, Randy!
1033
00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:32,541
Joey's is one thing,
but this is something else.
1034
00:46:32,542 --> 00:46:35,879
Would you be happier
if we weren't?
1035
00:46:35,921 --> 00:46:38,215
Sure, wouldn't you?
1036
00:46:38,256 --> 00:46:41,468
I'll show you
what makes me happy.
1037
00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:52,354
These are all
pictures from magazines,
1038
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:53,647
things I've saved.
1039
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:57,150
Things that I want
in my house someday.
1040
00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:58,860
I've been carrying this thing
1041
00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:01,279
around with me for years.
1042
00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:05,659
Whenever I feel lonely
or get depressed,
1043
00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:08,244
I Just add in a new couch
1044
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:11,373
or a new set of drapes and...
1045
00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:13,500
I don't know, Just dream.
1046
00:47:15,294 --> 00:47:18,004
It makes me happy
to think that someday
1047
00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:20,966
I might actually
live in the kind of house
1048
00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,427
that looks like
it belongs in a magazine.
1049
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:28,724
You want me to be happy,
don't you, Randy?
1050
00:47:28,765 --> 00:47:30,142
Of course I do.
1051
00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:38,233
So who was it this time?
1052
00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:39,776
Just some guy...
1053
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,653
God knows how they met
1054
00:47:41,737 --> 00:47:44,406
They were going to some
fancy restaurant, Montagues
1055
00:47:58,295 --> 00:48:01,381
Jewel was sure
she could keep him there
1056
00:48:01,423 --> 00:48:03,257
for at least three hours
1057
00:48:03,258 --> 00:48:04,551
It was a good thing, too,
1058
00:48:04,676 --> 00:48:06,385
because it was gonna
take a little time
1059
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:09,765
to clean this guy out...
He had everything
1060
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,821
At first I couldn't find
his DVD player,
1061
00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:28,742
and I really needed to,
since Jewel wanted one
1062
00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:36,458
So I went upstairs,
and there it was
1063
00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:38,168
DVD!
1064
00:48:40,545 --> 00:48:41,880
Bingo!
1065
00:48:44,716 --> 00:48:45,884
Him again?!
1066
00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:50,222
You gotta be careful
when you say "bingo" in here.
1067
00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:52,432
Not to worry, that was a false alarm.
1068
00:48:52,516 --> 00:48:53,475
Sorry.
1069
00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:57,479
It was like some game show
1070
00:48:57,521 --> 00:49:00,691
where they send you
on a shopping spree
1071
00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:03,610
I found a nice new Rolex...
1072
00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:06,113
Much nicer than my old Swatch.
1073
00:49:06,238 --> 00:49:09,992
Unfortunately,
this guy was I guess a midget
1074
00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:20,668
And then things
started goin wrong
1075
00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:22,295
What's this?
1076
00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:24,297
This is the place
where it all happens, baby.
1077
00:49:24,298 --> 00:49:25,424
Come on.
1078
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:26,466
Mi casa, es su casa
1079
00:49:26,591 --> 00:49:29,177
Greg! I thought we were
going out somewhere!
1080
00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,262
Why go out, baby?
1081
00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:31,805
We got it all right here!
1082
00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:33,432
Best sound system
you ever heard,
1083
00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:35,517
a little hot tub,
swimming pool...
1084
00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,439
The Gregster might even
break out his secret stash
1085
00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,107
of blow.
1086
00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,358
Greg...
1087
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,986
I thought...
1088
00:49:46,987 --> 00:49:50,615
Why don't we
Just drive for a little longer,
1089
00:49:50,741 --> 00:49:52,701
this car makes me so hot!
1090
00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:59,249
I'll leave the front door open
if you wanna follow me, okay?
1091
00:50:26,068 --> 00:50:27,402
Greg?
1092
00:50:27,486 --> 00:50:28,570
Score!
1093
00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,324
Oh, shit!
1094
00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:34,451
Greg?
1095
00:50:39,247 --> 00:50:40,499
Greg?
1096
00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:46,463
Greg!
1097
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:53,887
Randy!
1098
00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:04,314
I had a feeling
you'd find your way.
1099
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:06,316
This is a nice house.
1100
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,318
Too bad you're such a shit.
1101
00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:11,530
A little dirty-talker.
1102
00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:14,032
Okay, okay, come on, let's talk.
1103
00:51:14,199 --> 00:51:16,618
Why don't we go downstairs
and have a drink?
1104
00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:19,246
I have a better idea, baby.
Let's talk after.
1105
00:51:20,288 --> 00:51:21,331
Bitch!
1106
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:23,208
Come on, baby, come on!
1107
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,501
Get off me!
1108
00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:33,719
Bitch.
1109
00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:36,680
You like it a little rough?
1110
00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:39,182
Oh, yeah, you wanna play?
1111
00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:43,228
We'll play rough.
1112
00:51:44,271 --> 00:51:46,523
We'll play very...
1113
00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:09,004
Oh, my God,
I don't believe this.
1114
00:52:13,342 --> 00:52:15,427
What is it with you?
1115
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:17,262
Everywhere you go,
there's a dead guy.
1116
00:52:17,387 --> 00:52:18,472
Take the DVD.
1117
00:52:20,182 --> 00:52:21,642
Take the DVD!
1118
00:52:23,685 --> 00:52:25,520
I'm not takin' the DVD.
1119
00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:26,647
Why not?
1120
00:52:26,772 --> 00:52:28,315
Well, I don't know,
1121
00:52:28,398 --> 00:52:30,275
it Just does n't seem right.
1122
00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:31,693
It was all right before?
1123
00:52:31,777 --> 00:52:35,614
Before there wasn't
a dead guy lyin' on the floor.
1124
00:52:35,739 --> 00:52:37,991
Y'know, I never
saw a dead person till I met you.
1125
00:52:38,116 --> 00:52:39,534
The guy was trying to rape me,
1126
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:40,911
does that mean anything to you?
1127
00:52:41,036 --> 00:52:41,953
Now take the DVD!
1128
00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:43,996
I'm not takin' the DVD!
1129
00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:46,625
Don't you want to live
in the type of house
1130
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:49,127
that has a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1131
00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:50,629
including a DVD?
1132
00:52:50,671 --> 00:52:52,297
I already got his big-screen.
1133
00:52:52,381 --> 00:52:54,716
I don't see the difference
between taking his big-screen
1134
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,344
or taking his DVD...
I want that DVD.
1135
00:52:57,469 --> 00:53:00,597
'Cause the big-screen
is already down in the car.
1136
00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:06,269
I get all dressed up,
1137
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,896
I get a friggin' shiner,
1138
00:53:07,938 --> 00:53:09,523
I don't get dinner,
1139
00:53:09,564 --> 00:53:10,983
and I don't get the DVD...
1140
00:53:12,651 --> 00:53:15,696
I didn't care about the TV,
1141
00:53:15,737 --> 00:53:17,656
I was Just doin this
to make Jewel happy
1142
00:53:17,739 --> 00:53:20,199
But you didn't take the DVD.
1143
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,286
A local attorney
was found slain this morning...
1144
00:53:23,328 --> 00:53:25,747
I do not believe we were in that
gazillion-dollar house
1145
00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:27,499
and we didn't end up
with a thing.
1146
00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:30,252
Did you forget
about the dead guy on the floor?
1147
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:32,712
No, I did not forget about
the dead guy on the floor,
1148
00:53:32,713 --> 00:53:34,798
but we're not
talking about him right now,
1149
00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:37,509
we're talking about the dead guy
on the floor's stuff,
1150
00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:40,011
and he had a lot of stuff,
stuff we could have taken
1151
00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:42,096
if you weren't such a chickens hit.
1152
00:53:42,097 --> 00:53:43,140
What's that?
1153
00:53:43,181 --> 00:53:45,892
So now
I'm a chicken shit, is that it?
1154
00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:49,395
Yes, I believe that's
the technical term for what you are.
1155
00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:52,983
Yeah, well,
I'd rather be a chicken shit
1156
00:53:53,025 --> 00:53:55,068
than whatever
the hell is it that you are.
1157
00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:56,790
I'm the woman
living with the chicken shit.
1158
00:53:56,903 --> 00:53:58,322
Not for long.
1159
00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:00,865
Yeah, not for long,
that's right,
1160
00:54:00,866 --> 00:54:03,076
because I need a real man,
someone I can count on,
1161
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,370
not a chicken shit like you.
1162
00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:08,623
Good, company.
1163
00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:13,045
Thus far, police have no leads...
1164
00:54:16,298 --> 00:54:18,550
It's that cop!
1165
00:54:19,593 --> 00:54:21,470
Aren't you glad we don't have
1166
00:54:21,511 --> 00:54:23,764
a lot of stolen stuff
lyin' around now?
1167
00:54:29,519 --> 00:54:30,937
You're a genius.
1168
00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:33,190
- Hi.
- Morning.
1169
00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:34,608
Thought you'd wanna know
1170
00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:36,850
we closed the investigation
on the shooting at McCool's,
1171
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,070
no charges will be filed.
1172
00:54:38,153 --> 00:54:40,073
We're gonna let you slide
on the unregistered gun
1173
00:54:40,098 --> 00:54:41,948
'cause it was self-defense.
1174
00:54:42,074 --> 00:54:43,033
Thanks.
1175
00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:44,909
Everything okay, ma'am?
1176
00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:47,037
Yeah. Sure.
1177
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,623
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1178
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,628
Oh yeah, she... had an accident.
1179
00:54:54,711 --> 00:54:56,045
Accident?
1180
00:54:56,046 --> 00:54:58,382
Would you mind if I
talk to her for a minute?
1181
00:54:58,465 --> 00:54:59,800
Sure.
1182
00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:02,386
Alone?
1183
00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:04,054
Okay.
1184
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:11,561
At the time, I was glad
Jewel was gonna talk to him
1185
00:55:11,687 --> 00:55:13,647
She knew how to handle the cops,
1186
00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:15,315
what to say to get rid of em
1187
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,943
She was good that way
1188
00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:26,075
Whatever happened in there,
1189
00:55:26,076 --> 00:55:28,202
she doesn't want
to talk about it.
1190
00:55:28,203 --> 00:55:30,205
That's 'cause nothing happened.
1191
00:55:30,247 --> 00:55:32,127
What we do in these
domestic violence situations
1192
00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:33,916
is ask you to
vacate the premises.
1193
00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,544
What domestic violence?!
1194
00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:37,787
I will go to a Judge who will
issue a restraining order
1195
00:55:37,870 --> 00:55:39,870
which means you are not
allowed on this property...
1196
00:55:39,895 --> 00:55:40,674
This is my house!
1197
00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:43,197
Or within 100 yards of your wife
until this matter is settled.
1198
00:55:43,222 --> 00:55:44,553
She's not my wife!
1199
00:55:44,678 --> 00:55:47,264
That's too bad...
You'd have more rights if she were.
1200
00:55:47,389 --> 00:55:49,099
You expect me to Just walk away?
1201
00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:51,344
If you don't, I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to arrest you.
1202
00:55:51,369 --> 00:55:53,144
You can't be serious!
1203
00:55:53,145 --> 00:55:56,023
This... this...
Can't I Just talk to her?
1204
00:55:56,148 --> 00:55:58,148
I don't think that would
be wise at this time, sir.
1205
00:55:58,173 --> 00:56:00,944
Whatever she told you,
she's... she...
1206
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:02,529
It's not true,
1207
00:56:02,612 --> 00:56:04,156
y'know, okay?
1208
00:56:06,658 --> 00:56:09,536
Hey, Jewel, honey,
could you come out here, please?
1209
00:56:09,619 --> 00:56:11,997
I could still book you
on the unregistered gun.
1210
00:56:12,164 --> 00:56:13,749
Hun!
1211
00:56:13,790 --> 00:56:15,626
Jewel!
1212
00:56:15,667 --> 00:56:17,794
Would you be kind enough
to tell the police officer
1213
00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:19,795
that I didn't hit you!
1214
00:56:19,796 --> 00:56:22,049
Would you please
tell the officer
1215
00:56:22,132 --> 00:56:23,467
that I didn't
do anything to you?
1216
00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,260
Don't make me use force, sir.
1217
00:56:28,639 --> 00:56:30,307
Jewel!
1218
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:33,060
Jewel!
1219
00:56:44,363 --> 00:56:46,865
I couldn't believe it
1220
00:56:50,202 --> 00:56:54,373
I was so pissed at her
I thought I was gonna explode
1221
00:56:55,832 --> 00:56:58,001
Well, I gotta admit,
she's not perfect.
1222
00:56:58,126 --> 00:56:59,294
Not perfect?!
1223
00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:04,132
She's like this pure, delicate flower,
1224
00:57:04,174 --> 00:57:06,050
I Just wanted to protect her.
1225
00:57:06,051 --> 00:57:09,763
But she was
living with another man.
1226
00:57:09,846 --> 00:57:13,225
That piece of slime?
He didn't deserve her.
1227
00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:15,268
And you did?
1228
00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:17,771
I don't know.
1229
00:57:19,147 --> 00:57:20,607
Oh, Charlie.
1230
00:57:20,732 --> 00:57:23,443
I was totally consumed by her.
1231
00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,862
My every thought was of her.
1232
00:57:25,904 --> 00:57:29,116
I was walkin' around in a haze.
1233
00:57:29,199 --> 00:57:30,367
People talked to me,
1234
00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:31,994
but I didn't hear
what they were saying
1235
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,578
Gregory Potter Spradling.
1236
00:57:33,704 --> 00:57:37,748
A lawyer at
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
1237
00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:39,293
What did he do?
1238
00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:41,086
"Do"?
1239
00:57:41,253 --> 00:57:43,213
For a living.
1240
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:46,300
Lawyer. Ragsdale,
Hersch & Klein.
1241
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,759
It doesn't make sense.
1242
00:57:47,884 --> 00:57:49,970
Why would you go
to all the trouble
1243
00:57:50,053 --> 00:57:53,223
of stealing a big-screen TV
and leave a DVD behind?
1244
00:57:53,265 --> 00:57:54,558
Poor guy
1245
00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:56,768
The only thing
goin through my head
1246
00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:57,978
was her
1247
00:57:58,061 --> 00:58:00,230
Everything okay, ma'am?
1248
00:58:00,272 --> 00:58:02,357
Yeah. Sure.
1249
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,153
Those are some
pretty nasty bruises.
1250
00:58:06,278 --> 00:58:09,072
Would you mind if I
spoke to her for a minute?
1251
00:58:09,197 --> 00:58:10,866
Knock yourself out.
1252
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,786
Charlie, what is it?
1253
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:16,538
Why would God fill me
with this desire
1254
00:58:16,621 --> 00:58:18,415
If I wasn't
meant to be with her?
1255
00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:24,921
Sometimes some time apart
is the best thing.
1256
00:58:26,965 --> 00:58:29,843
I could arrange that.
1257
00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:32,429
Would I get to
stay in the house?
1258
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:34,181
A temporary restraining order
1259
00:58:34,306 --> 00:58:37,476
would keep him way
for... 90 days.
1260
00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:40,020
But permanently?
1261
00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:42,105
You'd have to get a lawyer.
1262
00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:44,566
Do you know one?
1263
00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:48,861
Yeah. I know one.
1264
00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:49,780
She called you?
1265
00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:51,573
Yes... I didn't call her.
1266
00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,784
She tells me things
are going badly with Randy,
1267
00:58:53,825 --> 00:58:56,536
so I thought
maybe I could help her out
1268
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:58,664
and introduce her to
one of the guys in my office.
1269
00:58:58,705 --> 00:59:01,124
In fact, I did, I once introduced her
to this other attorney,
1270
00:59:01,249 --> 00:59:04,502
Greg, who's this...
1271
00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:06,254
guy who was murdered.
1272
00:59:08,256 --> 00:59:11,802
Anyway, she Just knew
that Karen and I were having problems.
1273
00:59:11,927 --> 00:59:12,970
Were you?
1274
00:59:13,053 --> 00:59:14,846
Yes, you could say that.
1275
00:59:14,972 --> 00:59:16,515
Sexual problems?
1276
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,433
Hey, you know...
1277
00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:20,644
Okay, if you want
to label it, yeah.
1278
00:59:20,686 --> 00:59:23,146
But I'm not saying
it's Karen's fault.
1279
00:59:23,271 --> 00:59:25,399
Was it your fault?
1280
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,485
Maybe it was Karen's fault.
1281
00:59:28,568 --> 00:59:31,780
Was there sex between
you and this woman?
1282
00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:35,200
Yes.
1283
00:59:36,451 --> 00:59:39,329
You want it now, lawyer boy?
1284
00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:41,372
Yes! Yes, please!
1285
00:59:41,373 --> 00:59:42,332
Oh, my God!
1286
00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:43,959
Oh, my God!
1287
00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:45,127
Oh, my God!
1288
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,796
What happened there?
1289
00:59:47,879 --> 00:59:49,214
Wh-why'd we stop?
1290
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,633
What?
1291
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:54,052
I need to ask you for a favor.
1292
00:59:54,136 --> 00:59:55,595
Anything at all... anything!
1293
00:59:57,889 --> 00:59:59,516
I'm gonna need
some legal advice soon.
1294
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:00,809
You got it!
1295
01:00:00,976 --> 01:00:02,311
You got it.
1296
01:00:02,436 --> 01:00:04,563
- You aren't Just saying that?
- You got it.
1297
01:00:04,730 --> 01:00:06,440
You want this? You like it?
1298
01:00:06,565 --> 01:00:07,857
Can you help me?
1299
01:00:07,858 --> 01:00:09,942
- Anything!
- Say it!
1300
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,445
I will give you legal advice.
1301
01:00:11,528 --> 01:00:14,114
- Say it!
- I will give you legal advice!
1302
01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:15,782
Say... it!
1303
01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:18,035
I'm saying, I will give you
legal advice.
1304
01:00:18,076 --> 01:00:20,620
- Yeah?
- Whooah!
1305
01:00:20,746 --> 01:00:22,581
- She whipped you?
- Yes.
1306
01:00:22,748 --> 01:00:24,875
- With a whip?
- Yes.
1307
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,293
And you en Joyed it?
1308
01:00:28,211 --> 01:00:29,421
Yes.
1309
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,843
Charlie I spent so much time
1310
01:00:34,926 --> 01:00:36,219
going by her house,
1311
01:00:36,345 --> 01:00:38,764
if you didn't know
my intentions were pure
1312
01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:41,223
you d think I was stalking her
1313
01:00:41,224 --> 01:00:42,726
Hello.
1314
01:00:45,062 --> 01:00:46,563
Hi.
1315
01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:49,524
I looked for any excuse
to go see her
1316
01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:51,401
I spoke to a friend of mine
1317
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:53,487
about helping you
with keeping the house.
1318
01:00:53,528 --> 01:00:54,905
Good. Thanks.
1319
01:00:54,946 --> 01:00:56,490
I Just
1320
01:00:56,531 --> 01:00:58,742
wish I had known a bit sooner.
1321
01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:02,079
See, I already sort of contacted
this other lawyer.
1322
01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:04,414
Well, if you'd rather use him...
1323
01:01:04,539 --> 01:01:07,292
It's Just that I'm not sure if I can
get my retainer back.
1324
01:01:08,543 --> 01:01:09,878
Well, lawyers...
1325
01:01:09,962 --> 01:01:12,464
They'll always try to
find a way to screw you.
1326
01:01:12,631 --> 01:01:14,257
Yeah.
1327
01:01:15,384 --> 01:01:17,301
Well, I-I better...
1328
01:01:17,302 --> 01:01:18,762
- I...
- Yeah?
1329
01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,431
I was making some supper...
1330
01:01:21,473 --> 01:01:23,642
If you'd like to...
1331
01:01:23,684 --> 01:01:25,686
It's nothing special.
1332
01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:30,816
Surely this was the hand of God.
1333
01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:33,610
How do you mean, Charlie?
1334
01:01:33,735 --> 01:01:36,696
In an instant I was transformed
from a broken man, made whole.
1335
01:01:36,697 --> 01:01:39,616
It was like Theresa
had been brought back to me
1336
01:01:39,658 --> 01:01:41,702
She even looked like Theresa...
1337
01:01:41,827 --> 01:01:44,538
The way she moved,
1338
01:01:44,621 --> 01:01:46,289
The way she smiled
1339
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:53,046
♪ Her skin is like velvet ♪
1340
01:01:55,507 --> 01:02:00,262
♪ Her face cut from stone ♪
1341
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:06,268
♪ Her eyes when
she's smiling... ♪
1342
01:02:06,310 --> 01:02:08,270
- Can I help you with that?
- No thanks.
1343
01:02:08,312 --> 01:02:10,564
I'll be right back.
1344
01:02:10,647 --> 01:02:13,525
She even made linguini
with tomatoes and onions
1345
01:02:13,608 --> 01:02:15,193
like Theresa used to
1346
01:02:15,277 --> 01:02:17,154
Linguini with
tomatoes and onions.
1347
01:02:17,279 --> 01:02:18,238
Jeez.
1348
01:02:20,532 --> 01:02:22,159
What's that?
1349
01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:23,577
Nothing.
1350
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,913
Probably Just a cat
got into the garbage.
1351
01:02:26,997 --> 01:02:29,082
- Bread?
- Thanks.
1352
01:02:29,124 --> 01:02:30,959
How come you never
wear a uniform?
1353
01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:32,669
I'm a detective.
1354
01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:34,671
Sometimes I do, it depends.
1355
01:02:34,755 --> 01:02:37,758
I bet you look real good in it.
1356
01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:41,845
I couldn't wipe
the goofy smile off my face
1357
01:02:41,887 --> 01:02:45,057
I was so happy
1358
01:02:45,307 --> 01:02:46,767
Because of her I lost my Job,
1359
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,393
I lost my house,
1360
01:02:48,518 --> 01:02:51,980
I'm an accessory
in not only one, but two murders.
1361
01:02:53,315 --> 01:02:56,693
I couldn't stop thinking about her
1362
01:02:56,818 --> 01:02:59,029
Okay, maybe I wasn t
allowed on the property,
1363
01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:01,740
but that didn't mean I couldn t
keep an eye on her
1364
01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:11,625
And then
1365
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:14,795
she did something
that sent me over the edge
1366
01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:20,676
I knew I had to do something
1367
01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,678
something drastic to salvage
1368
01:03:22,844 --> 01:03:25,180
what little I had left
1369
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,646
I got the ten thousand.
1370
01:03:32,729 --> 01:03:34,563
Bingo parlor, right?
1371
01:03:34,564 --> 01:03:35,983
Yeah.
1372
01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:37,025
The code is,
1373
01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:40,445
I say, "It looks like we might
get some rain"...
1374
01:03:40,570 --> 01:03:42,239
We came up with a code.
1375
01:03:42,322 --> 01:03:44,950
I said, "Looks like
we might get some rain"...
1376
01:03:45,033 --> 01:03:46,952
Yeah, yeah, I know this part.
1377
01:03:46,994 --> 01:03:48,996
Yeah, right.
1378
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:50,580
You slept with
Randy's girlfriend?!
1379
01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:53,583
I mean, it's not like
I never did anything for him.
1380
01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:55,836
He called and he
needed ten grand,
1381
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:57,462
so I advised him for free,
1382
01:03:57,504 --> 01:03:58,797
I advised him
how he could borrow
1383
01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:00,762
against that old crappy house
his mom left him.
1384
01:04:00,787 --> 01:04:02,050
You're missing the point.
1385
01:04:02,092 --> 01:04:05,178
How did you feel after you slept
with your cousin's girlfriend?
1386
01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:07,139
He's not even a cousin, really,
1387
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,474
He's my uncle's wife's brother's kid.
1388
01:04:09,558 --> 01:04:12,602
So he's not a blood relative
or anything.
1389
01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:14,438
Did she ever call
and ask for legal advice?
1390
01:04:14,521 --> 01:04:16,648
No. No. I keep waiting.
1391
01:04:16,732 --> 01:04:18,859
It's like she's teasing me.
1392
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:20,777
I'm dying to give her legal advice.
1393
01:04:20,819 --> 01:04:24,197
I Just seem to be thinking
about her more and more
1394
01:04:24,323 --> 01:04:25,866
Excuse me.
1395
01:04:25,907 --> 01:04:28,118
There's a police detective
here to see you about Greg.
1396
01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:29,995
Sure.
1397
01:04:30,078 --> 01:04:31,663
Thanks.
1398
01:04:31,705 --> 01:04:33,332
Sorry about the mess,
1399
01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:34,957
I'm in the middle
of changing offices.
1400
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:37,711
How well did you know
Greg Spradling?
1401
01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:39,796
Not that well,
1402
01:04:39,921 --> 01:04:42,549
we worked here for
the last four or five years.
1403
01:04:42,591 --> 01:04:44,926
You were both up for the same promotion,
weren't you?
1404
01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:46,677
No, not...
1405
01:04:46,678 --> 01:04:48,805
Not really.
1406
01:04:48,847 --> 01:04:50,140
Greg was a good guy...
1407
01:04:50,223 --> 01:04:52,683
No disrespect for the dead...
1408
01:04:52,684 --> 01:04:54,603
Not really partner material.
1409
01:04:54,645 --> 01:04:56,980
So no matter who I'm talking to,
1410
01:04:57,105 --> 01:04:58,857
she's Just... she's on my mind.
1411
01:04:59,024 --> 01:05:01,276
Can you think of anything
that might be useful to us
1412
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:02,527
in our investigation?
1413
01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:06,907
Sounds to me like he
picked up some rough trade.
1414
01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:09,993
Who knows what happened?
1415
01:05:10,118 --> 01:05:13,579
There could have been...
1416
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,415
leather.
1417
01:05:15,540 --> 01:05:19,461
There could have been
some bondage...
1418
01:05:19,544 --> 01:05:23,714
Maybe those spiky things...
1419
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:26,760
Maybe some whipping.
1420
01:05:31,056 --> 01:05:33,183
Could have been pretty kinky.
1421
01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:38,146
But we all know
what that's like, right?
1422
01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:40,607
No sir, I don't.
1423
01:05:41,942 --> 01:05:43,360
That's how much
she messed me up.
1424
01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:46,113
I mean, I'm being
investigated for a murder,
1425
01:05:46,196 --> 01:05:47,990
and all I can
think about is her.
1426
01:05:48,073 --> 01:05:50,117
- And the whip?
- Yes.
1427
01:05:50,242 --> 01:05:52,786
There was another reason
I went to see her that day.
1428
01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:04,423
Something had come up at work
1429
01:06:04,548 --> 01:06:07,592
The shoe prints we found
on Winfield road
1430
01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:09,886
turned out to be
Converse All-Stars,
1431
01:06:10,012 --> 01:06:12,806
the same brand
the boyfriend wore
1432
01:06:12,931 --> 01:06:15,100
And if he was there,
1433
01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:18,729
there was a chance
she might have been
1434
01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:23,567
I had the same sick feeling
in my stomach
1435
01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,694
that I had when I was
waiting for The results
1436
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:28,530
to come back from the lab
at the hospital
1437
01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:32,951
Unfortunately, her print did
match one at the murder site
1438
01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:37,873
That scum,
that boyfriend of hers
1439
01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:40,208
There's no telling
what he forced her to do
1440
01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:42,836
before I came along...
I wasn't going to let her
1441
01:06:42,961 --> 01:06:45,547
get dragged into
a murder investigation
1442
01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,550
I knew she had
nothing to do with it
1443
01:06:48,634 --> 01:06:51,345
There's something
I have to ask you.
1444
01:06:51,470 --> 01:06:54,473
Is it an inside question
or an outside question?
1445
01:06:54,598 --> 01:06:57,643
There was a burglary last week
on Winfield Road.
1446
01:06:57,809 --> 01:06:59,686
A man was killed.
1447
01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:01,104
Was she able to convince you
1448
01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:03,815
that she didn't have anything
to do with it?
1449
01:07:06,777 --> 01:07:12,574
She was very convincing
1450
01:07:12,658 --> 01:07:14,451
It was a miracle!
1451
01:07:14,576 --> 01:07:16,370
♪ The way you move ♪
1452
01:07:16,453 --> 01:07:19,289
♪ Your sexy body ♪
1453
01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:22,417
♪ It makes we want
to get to know you ♪
1454
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,461
♪ A little bit better. ♪
1455
01:07:26,505 --> 01:07:28,507
Sex?!
1456
01:07:33,845 --> 01:07:35,347
There was sex?
1457
01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:39,101
God help me, It was wonderful.
1458
01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:41,895
No, for me to help you,
1459
01:07:41,979 --> 01:07:44,398
I-I need to hear everything.
1460
01:07:44,523 --> 01:07:46,858
See, you have to
tell me all about
1461
01:07:46,942 --> 01:07:50,278
the-the-various acts
of physical congress between...
1462
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,197
I already told you that.
1463
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,157
Okay, no, that's fine,
1464
01:07:54,282 --> 01:07:56,576
I'm not... it doesn't...
1465
01:07:56,660 --> 01:07:58,787
I shouldn't have done that.
1466
01:07:58,829 --> 01:08:00,956
It's okay, I wanted to.
1467
01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:06,169
Are you going to arrest Randy?
1468
01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:08,964
I've got a warrant
out for him now.
1469
01:08:09,006 --> 01:08:11,466
That car he's driving is stolen.
1470
01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:13,718
Add a murder charge to that
1471
01:08:13,719 --> 01:08:17,138
and you won't see him for a long time.
1472
01:08:17,139 --> 01:08:21,268
So I'll get to keep the house.
1473
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,689
This...
1474
01:08:27,065 --> 01:08:29,234
This is all I have left.
1475
01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:38,327
How not perfect
can one woman be?
1476
01:08:38,410 --> 01:08:41,287
Aces in the boink department.
1477
01:08:41,288 --> 01:08:43,498
Got yourself a snazzy new watch.
1478
01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:45,792
Like this is supposed
to make everything better?
1479
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,461
But you gotta admit,
that's a beaut.
1480
01:08:47,544 --> 01:08:49,588
Here's the money, Just take it.
1481
01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:52,049
Take it. Take it!
1482
01:08:52,090 --> 01:08:54,301
Kid... easy, easy.
1483
01:08:54,384 --> 01:08:56,428
Would the owner of
a blue Geo Metro
1484
01:08:56,553 --> 01:08:59,848
Missouri license plates
87KP03 please report
1485
01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:01,475
to the front desk.
1486
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,644
Is that my car?
1487
01:09:03,769 --> 01:09:06,229
You got any idea what they want?
1488
01:09:06,313 --> 01:09:07,731
No.
1489
01:09:07,773 --> 01:09:10,274
Is there any possibility
that she might have...
1490
01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:12,402
- Stolen?
- Yeah.
1491
01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:14,738
I want to remind everyone
1492
01:09:14,863 --> 01:09:16,323
that Saturday is "Hawaiian night."
1493
01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:18,617
She gave me a stolen car.
1494
01:09:18,742 --> 01:09:21,953
Women are much more complicated
than we think they are.
1495
01:09:22,079 --> 01:09:24,081
C'mon, let's get out of here.
1496
01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:26,333
We'll get back to the game
1497
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:28,216
as soon as the troopers
finish their business.
1498
01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:30,629
Sir, is this your car?
1499
01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:32,297
That piece of shit?
1500
01:09:32,381 --> 01:09:34,841
Officer, what do I look like?
1501
01:09:37,594 --> 01:09:39,388
You know, to tell you the truth,
1502
01:09:39,513 --> 01:09:41,722
she doesn't sound worse
than most of 'em.
1503
01:09:41,723 --> 01:09:43,599
But you'll do it, right?
1504
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,644
Business is business.
1505
01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:47,813
♪ A wanted man in Mississippi ♪
1506
01:09:47,896 --> 01:09:49,564
♪ A wanted man in old Cheyenne ♪
1507
01:09:49,648 --> 01:09:52,693
♪ Wherever you might look tonight ♪
1508
01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:55,696
♪ You might see this wanted man ♪
1509
01:09:55,779 --> 01:09:56,947
What do you think?
1510
01:09:57,072 --> 01:09:59,574
What do I think?
1511
01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:02,327
The flesh is weak...
1512
01:10:02,411 --> 01:10:06,123
But ours is a forgiving God.
1513
01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:08,374
But I destroyed evidence
1514
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:12,045
I withheld information
for a murder investigation
1515
01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:13,046
Charlie, look...
1516
01:10:13,088 --> 01:10:15,340
You deserve some happiness.
1517
01:10:15,424 --> 01:10:19,011
The kind of happiness that a...
1518
01:10:19,094 --> 01:10:22,389
a good woman can bring a man.
1519
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,519
Yes, I have this great Job
1520
01:10:27,602 --> 01:10:29,282
and this great office
and this great family
1521
01:10:29,307 --> 01:10:30,230
and this great house...
1522
01:10:30,314 --> 01:10:31,606
How does this make you feel?
1523
01:10:31,732 --> 01:10:33,233
Empty.
1524
01:10:33,317 --> 01:10:34,651
I feel nothing.
1525
01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:36,987
And who knows,
it happened so fast.
1526
01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:38,590
I mean, here's this guy
in my office...
1527
01:10:38,591 --> 01:10:40,133
what is he,
thirty-five years old...
1528
01:10:40,134 --> 01:10:41,741
And he goes like that.
1529
01:10:41,742 --> 01:10:43,577
I could walk out of your office
1530
01:10:43,618 --> 01:10:45,120
and get hit by a truck.
1531
01:10:45,162 --> 01:10:47,247
I don't want to live like that anymore.
1532
01:10:47,289 --> 01:10:49,124
Let me Just feel something, anything,
1533
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:52,085
and then I will look up
and I will say,
1534
01:10:52,210 --> 01:10:56,173
"Thank you, God.
Thank you for that gift."
1535
01:10:56,256 --> 01:11:00,761
And... then if the truck
wants to get me, then okay.
1536
01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:03,013
And then I meet this woman.
1537
01:11:03,096 --> 01:11:06,892
She makes me feel...
1538
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,069
Thank you.
1539
01:11:19,905 --> 01:11:21,198
I'm sorry.
1540
01:11:21,323 --> 01:11:24,159
Have you acted on your desire
to see this woman again?
1541
01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:27,204
Do you think I should?
1542
01:11:29,206 --> 01:11:30,998
Time's up.
1543
01:11:30,999 --> 01:11:32,209
What?
1544
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,627
Sorry, time's up.
1545
01:11:33,710 --> 01:11:35,462
What, are you kidding me?
1546
01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:37,798
- Are you Joking?
- Your time's up.
1547
01:11:37,881 --> 01:11:40,217
Do you think I should see her?
Just tell me that!
1548
01:11:41,718 --> 01:11:44,303
♪ A wanted man in California ♪
1549
01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:47,265
♪ A wanted man in Buffalo ♪
1550
01:11:47,349 --> 01:11:49,351
♪ A wanted man
in Kansas City... ♪
1551
01:11:49,393 --> 01:11:51,228
So this is it?
1552
01:11:51,353 --> 01:11:53,730
Could be Boise or Boston.
1553
01:11:53,772 --> 01:11:55,190
Point is, she ain't
anywhere around.
1554
01:11:55,273 --> 01:11:57,484
Check in, you get yourself known.
1555
01:11:57,526 --> 01:12:00,529
Go out, talk to the clerks in stores,
waitresses, the works.
1556
01:12:00,612 --> 01:12:02,572
- You got a calling card?
- Yeah.
1557
01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:04,741
Make some long distance calls.
1558
01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:07,244
Anything to prove you've
been here for a couple of days.
1559
01:12:07,369 --> 01:12:09,621
- Awright?
- Gotcha.
1560
01:12:17,504 --> 01:12:18,713
Not so fast, Slick.
1561
01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:20,215
Now I'll take the money.
1562
01:12:20,257 --> 01:12:21,591
Oh, yeah.
1563
01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:26,263
There it is.
Ten thousand dollars.
1564
01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:29,224
You're not gonna count it?
1565
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:30,684
Nah.
1566
01:12:30,726 --> 01:12:32,060
You trust me?
1567
01:12:32,185 --> 01:12:34,938
No. But I do kill people.
1568
01:12:35,022 --> 01:12:36,189
Right.
1569
01:12:36,231 --> 01:12:38,275
I'll be callin' by seven.
1570
01:12:39,318 --> 01:12:41,153
You think I'm a bad person?
1571
01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:48,160
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
1572
01:12:48,285 --> 01:12:50,287
Would you like to
try our new fragrance?
1573
01:12:50,329 --> 01:12:51,037
Good after...
1574
01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:52,456
No thanks.
1575
01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:54,708
Hi sir. Would you like
to try our new fragrance?
1576
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,084
No thanks.
1577
01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:38,043
Yeah?
1578
01:13:38,168 --> 01:13:39,920
Hey buddy, It's me, Randy.
1579
01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:42,214
Hey, I was Just talkin'
to somebody about you.
1580
01:13:42,339 --> 01:13:44,215
What... what's up?
1581
01:13:44,216 --> 01:13:45,926
Not a whole hell of a lot.
1582
01:13:46,051 --> 01:13:47,552
I'm Just here in Collinsville.
1583
01:13:47,594 --> 01:13:50,055
Jewel and I needed a little time
away from each other.
1584
01:13:51,932 --> 01:13:54,059
So, so she didn't go with you?
1585
01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:55,727
No, man.
1586
01:13:55,811 --> 01:13:58,689
So she's... She's home,
1587
01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:01,608
she's all by herself now?
1588
01:14:01,650 --> 01:14:05,320
Jewel and I had a little bit of a tiff.
1589
01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:08,657
Good. Spend a coupla days away
and let things cool off.
1590
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:11,326
And you know what?
Thing's will work out fine.
1591
01:14:11,451 --> 01:14:13,078
- Do you really think so?
- Absolutely!
1592
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,038
Okay.
1593
01:14:15,122 --> 01:14:16,748
Stay there! Okay.
1594
01:14:19,501 --> 01:14:23,171
- Are you all alone?
- Are you heartbroken?
1595
01:14:23,255 --> 01:14:25,340
Did something happen
to the romance?
1596
01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:26,967
Did things get out of hand,
1597
01:14:27,092 --> 01:14:29,636
and now you're afraid
they've gone too far?
1598
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,014
Are you about to lose
that someone special forever?
1599
01:14:32,139 --> 01:14:34,349
If you are one of the
97 out of 100 men
1600
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:37,102
who surveys tell us
suffer deep emotional pains,
1601
01:14:37,185 --> 01:14:38,353
then I am talking to you!
1602
01:14:38,395 --> 01:14:40,397
Don't lose that someone...
Act now!
1603
01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:42,607
We have psychics trained
and standing by
1604
01:14:42,691 --> 01:14:44,609
to help you through this difficult period.
1605
01:14:44,693 --> 01:14:46,236
Don't lose that special someone!
1606
01:14:46,361 --> 01:14:47,404
Pick up the phone
1607
01:14:47,571 --> 01:14:50,824
and bring the Jewel back into your life!
1608
01:14:50,949 --> 01:14:54,369
Tomorrow may be too late...
1609
01:14:54,411 --> 01:14:56,621
Call EPS now!
Don't waste another minute!
1610
01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:14,723
Hey! What are you doing!?
1611
01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:53,303
Hey!
1612
01:16:11,863 --> 01:16:13,073
Come on!
1613
01:16:20,163 --> 01:16:24,293
♪ When love comes
rollin' up your way ♪
1614
01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:27,920
♪ Open up
and let that breeze blow ♪
1615
01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:30,841
♪ 'Cause today's
your lucky day ♪
1616
01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:50,382
No, I don't want
to talk to the kids.
1617
01:16:50,407 --> 01:16:51,486
Can you Just tell them?
1618
01:16:51,611 --> 01:16:52,821
Don't-don't put them on.
1619
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:55,866
You don't have to...
Hi, Sweetie!
1620
01:16:55,907 --> 01:16:59,453
No.
Daddy's not gonna be home.
1621
01:17:00,829 --> 01:17:02,288
What do you mean?
1622
01:17:02,289 --> 01:17:04,415
Well, how did the dog get out?
1623
01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:05,959
Well, where's his leash?
1624
01:17:21,933 --> 01:17:23,935
Okay, Daddy's gotta...
1625
01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:25,896
Daddy's gotta go.
1626
01:17:26,063 --> 01:17:27,343
Dad, don't...
Okay, Sweetheart.
1627
01:18:21,034 --> 01:18:22,202
Cosmetic department, please.
1628
01:18:22,244 --> 01:18:24,371
Cosmetic department!
1629
01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:26,373
Bye.
1630
01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:42,866
You can't Just
barge into somebody's house!
1631
01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:44,868
Keep your hands up, Scummo.
1632
01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,620
You are in big trouble.
1633
01:19:46,662 --> 01:19:47,702
You need a search warrant.
1634
01:19:47,746 --> 01:19:48,914
I happen to be an attorney.
1635
01:19:48,955 --> 01:19:49,956
I Just made partner
1636
01:19:49,998 --> 01:19:52,249
at the second-largest
law firm in the state.
1637
01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:53,794
That's where
I've seen you before.
1638
01:19:53,835 --> 01:19:55,128
You need a search warrant.
1639
01:19:55,212 --> 01:19:57,130
This is my girlfriend's house!
1640
01:19:57,214 --> 01:20:00,217
Bullshit! This is
Randy Weltzer's house.
1641
01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:01,760
He happens to be my cousin.
1642
01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:03,387
- He's your cousin?
- Yes.
1643
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,430
And as his attorney,
I can assure you
1644
01:20:05,555 --> 01:20:08,933
that he will be
filing a suit against you
1645
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:11,061
and the entire
St. Louis Police Department.
1646
01:20:11,186 --> 01:20:13,146
Well, I guess it'll be
right after he stands trial
1647
01:20:13,188 --> 01:20:15,469
for the murder of your former associate
Gregory Spradling.
1648
01:20:15,494 --> 01:20:17,025
Wh-what?!
1649
01:20:17,109 --> 01:20:19,111
Are you crazy?
1650
01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:21,989
Mister, you better take a good long
look in the mirror
1651
01:20:22,114 --> 01:20:24,074
before you call
somebody else crazy.
1652
01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:26,076
Get your clothes on.
I'm takin' you in.
1653
01:20:26,118 --> 01:20:27,743
Okay, for what?
1654
01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:29,079
For murder.
1655
01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:31,564
You and Spradling were in competition
for the same position.
1656
01:20:31,623 --> 01:20:34,250
So you and your...
1657
01:20:34,251 --> 01:20:37,212
gay incestuous lover killed him.
1658
01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:38,672
What?! No...
1659
01:20:38,797 --> 01:20:40,424
First of all, I am not gay.
1660
01:20:40,507 --> 01:20:42,551
Interesting choice of wardrobe, then.
1661
01:20:42,634 --> 01:20:44,511
I'm married, with two kids.
1662
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:47,139
I'm so not gay,
1663
01:20:47,222 --> 01:20:49,308
I'm here to fuck
my cousin's girlfriend.
1664
01:20:49,349 --> 01:20:50,767
I oughta shoot you right now.
1665
01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:52,060
He's not really my cousin,
1666
01:20:52,102 --> 01:20:53,854
he's my uncle's wife's
brother's kid.
1667
01:20:53,979 --> 01:20:54,604
That's enough!
1668
01:20:54,688 --> 01:20:56,398
Come on, hey!
1669
01:20:56,481 --> 01:20:58,066
Freeze! Freeze!
1670
01:20:59,234 --> 01:21:01,862
You're making
a very big mistake.
1671
01:21:01,945 --> 01:21:05,157
You better watch it, buddy,
I am an attorney!
1672
01:21:07,659 --> 01:21:09,244
Get down!
1673
01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:11,830
You're making
a very serious mistake!
1674
01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:14,124
Shut up!
1675
01:21:15,792 --> 01:21:18,629
You're in big trouble!
1676
01:21:18,754 --> 01:21:20,422
Okay, here she is.
1677
01:21:20,505 --> 01:21:22,174
She'll clear up
this whole thing.
1678
01:21:22,299 --> 01:21:25,510
What are you doing here?!
1679
01:21:25,594 --> 01:21:27,220
Carl...
1680
01:21:27,346 --> 01:21:28,805
What's goin' on?
1681
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:32,476
It's not what it looks like.
1682
01:21:32,601 --> 01:21:35,228
Why are you wearing that?
1683
01:21:35,312 --> 01:21:36,980
Like you don't know.
1684
01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:38,106
Hey, I'm not the one
1685
01:21:38,148 --> 01:21:40,901
who's got him
bent over the table.
1686
01:21:40,984 --> 01:21:43,236
This is official
police business.
1687
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,280
Carl, what are you doing here?!
1688
01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:46,530
Where is Jewel?
1689
01:21:46,531 --> 01:21:50,035
It was Just that one time
with me and Jewel, I swear.
1690
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,287
What do you mean, one time?
1691
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:54,206
You're lyin'.
She never let you touch her.
1692
01:21:54,331 --> 01:21:57,084
Yeah, not like you,
her "boyfriend."
1693
01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:59,367
Do you believe that?
He calls himself Jewel's boyfriend!
1694
01:21:59,392 --> 01:22:00,435
I'm warning you.
1695
01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:01,546
Where is she?!
1696
01:22:01,588 --> 01:22:03,632
I was expecting her
here any minute!
1697
01:22:03,715 --> 01:22:06,259
Why do you think I'm dressed like this,
for Halloween?
1698
01:22:06,385 --> 01:22:08,625
You're dressed like that
because your perverted cousin...
1699
01:22:08,650 --> 01:22:10,681
Wait a minute.
We gotta find her!
1700
01:22:10,764 --> 01:22:13,084
You are violating a restraining order
and are under arrest!
1701
01:22:13,183 --> 01:22:14,476
You don't understand.
1702
01:22:14,559 --> 01:22:16,602
Someone is coming here
to kill her!
1703
01:22:16,603 --> 01:22:17,437
Him?
1704
01:22:19,398 --> 01:22:20,732
No.
1705
01:22:33,495 --> 01:22:35,747
Which one of you homos
1706
01:22:35,831 --> 01:22:37,541
killed my brother?
1707
01:22:37,666 --> 01:22:39,543
I'm not gay...
1708
01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:41,419
Shut up!
1709
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:44,298
I understand the man
that killed my brother, Utah,
1710
01:22:44,423 --> 01:22:45,339
he lives here.
1711
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,633
And I'm not leaving
'till I kill him.
1712
01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:49,720
Now, which one of you was it?
1713
01:22:51,555 --> 01:22:52,847
I said, which one of you
1714
01:22:52,848 --> 01:22:54,308
was it!?
1715
01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:57,978
I-I-I'm an attorney.
1716
01:22:58,103 --> 01:23:01,231
I'm sure you and your brother
were very close... that's good.
1717
01:23:01,398 --> 01:23:04,234
Avenging his death,
wanting to avenge his death,
1718
01:23:04,359 --> 01:23:06,193
that's admirable,
who doesn't understand that?
1719
01:23:06,194 --> 01:23:08,405
But as a lawyer...
1720
01:23:09,614 --> 01:23:11,115
What the hell?
1721
01:23:11,116 --> 01:23:12,701
You want to explain to me
1722
01:23:12,784 --> 01:23:14,077
what you're doing
1723
01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:16,330
looking through
the window of my house?
1724
01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:17,914
Give me your gun.
1725
01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:21,668
I lost my dog...
1726
01:23:21,835 --> 01:23:23,086
He came off his leash.
1727
01:23:37,267 --> 01:23:40,562
And you need a .357 for that?
1728
01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:43,523
Well, it's
a rough neighborhood...
1729
01:23:43,565 --> 01:23:45,651
Jewel.
1730
01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:49,196
You should know that.
1731
01:23:52,366 --> 01:23:54,034
Look at these guys.
1732
01:23:54,117 --> 01:23:55,577
Legally, you're swimming
1733
01:23:55,661 --> 01:23:57,204
against the current here,
1734
01:23:57,245 --> 01:23:58,913
but you've got
think about the fact
1735
01:23:58,914 --> 01:24:00,791
that if you kill
all three of us,
1736
01:24:00,832 --> 01:24:02,225
you will be adding here,
and I'm Just guessing,
1737
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,793
a second and possibly
third strike
1738
01:24:03,794 --> 01:24:05,212
to your record.
1739
01:24:05,273 --> 01:24:06,313
Which would be heading you
1740
01:24:06,338 --> 01:24:08,006
to some very serious prison time.
1741
01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:11,718
You I'll kill
Just for annoying me.
1742
01:24:11,885 --> 01:24:13,971
Now, I would appreciate
1743
01:24:14,096 --> 01:24:16,431
if the man that
killed my brother Utah
1744
01:24:16,515 --> 01:24:19,017
would step forward
and take responsibility
1745
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,352
for their actions,
1746
01:24:20,435 --> 01:24:23,271
or I will have no other choice
1747
01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:26,274
than to kill all you damn...
1748
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:28,151
Village People!
1749
01:24:28,276 --> 01:24:31,321
Now... somebody
1750
01:24:31,363 --> 01:24:33,781
better damn well
1751
01:24:33,782 --> 01:24:37,160
start talkin'!
1752
01:25:18,618 --> 01:25:20,620
Lord, please don't let them
find me in this outfit!
1753
01:25:43,602 --> 01:25:45,729
Aaahh!
1754
01:28:07,871 --> 01:28:10,791
I'm really gonna
miss that little house.
1755
01:28:10,874 --> 01:28:12,918
Yeah, I know what you mean.
1756
01:28:12,946 --> 01:28:14,186
When I'm on the road a few days
1757
01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:15,754
I really miss my place.
1758
01:28:15,837 --> 01:28:17,964
You have a house?
1759
01:28:17,965 --> 01:28:20,842
Oh, yeah... I'm a real homebody.
1760
01:28:20,968 --> 01:28:24,054
Nothin' I like better than stayin' home
on a quiet night
1761
01:28:24,179 --> 01:28:27,057
watchin' a good movie on my DVD.
1762
01:28:27,099 --> 01:28:29,393
You have a DVD?
1763
01:28:30,894 --> 01:28:33,438
If you're gonna have a first-rate
home entertainment center,
1764
01:28:33,563 --> 01:28:35,148
you gotta have a DVD.
1765
01:28:40,237 --> 01:28:42,614
Not that my place doesn't need
some fixin' up.
1766
01:28:44,616 --> 01:28:47,577
Hell, I was even thinking
about putting in a fountain.
1767
01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:50,872
Yeah.
1768
01:29:05,053 --> 01:29:06,763
Thank you, God!
1769
01:29:09,516 --> 01:29:11,934
♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪
1770
01:29:11,935 --> 01:29:15,147
♪ Y. M.C.A. ♪
1771
01:29:15,272 --> 01:29:17,232
♪ You can get yourself clean, ♪
1772
01:29:17,274 --> 01:29:18,775
♪ You can have a good meal, ♪
1773
01:29:18,859 --> 01:29:22,946
♪ You can do whatever you feel ♪
1774
01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:24,656
♪ Young man ♪
1775
01:29:24,698 --> 01:29:26,241
♪ Are you listenin' to me? ♪
1776
01:29:26,283 --> 01:29:28,452
♪ I said, young man, ♪
1777
01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:30,494
♪ What do you want to be? ♪
1778
01:29:30,495 --> 01:29:32,164
♪ I said, young man ♪
1779
01:29:32,205 --> 01:29:34,082
♪ You can make real
your dreams ♪
1780
01:29:34,249 --> 01:29:35,959
♪ But you've got to ♪
1781
01:29:36,168 --> 01:29:38,337
♪ Know this one thing: ♪
1782
01:29:38,462 --> 01:29:41,632
♪ No man does it
all by himself... ♪♪
1783
01:29:42,966 --> 01:29:45,302
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1784
01:29:45,385 --> 01:29:47,304
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1785
01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:49,473
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1786
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,976
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1787
01:29:55,687 --> 01:29:57,439
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1788
01:29:57,481 --> 01:29:59,608
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1789
01:29:59,650 --> 01:30:01,817
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1790
01:30:01,818 --> 01:30:05,280
♪ And on and on And on and on ♪
1791
01:30:07,866 --> 01:30:10,951
♪ She could always
see through my hand, ♪
1792
01:30:10,952 --> 01:30:15,082
♪ Never was a fool
for my master plan ♪
1793
01:30:20,379 --> 01:30:23,590
♪ And though
I grew tired of the games ♪
1794
01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:28,011
♪ I would wait around
for my luck to change ♪
1795
01:30:32,891 --> 01:30:36,979
♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪
1796
01:30:38,981 --> 01:30:43,360
♪ Doesn't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪
1797
01:30:45,028 --> 01:30:47,030
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1798
01:30:47,072 --> 01:30:49,408
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1799
01:30:49,491 --> 01:30:51,868
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1800
01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:54,913
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1801
01:30:57,249 --> 01:30:58,959
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1802
01:30:59,001 --> 01:31:01,295
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1803
01:31:01,378 --> 01:31:03,713
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1804
01:31:03,714 --> 01:31:07,092
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1805
01:31:09,386 --> 01:31:12,556
♪ She was always leading me on ♪
1806
01:31:12,597 --> 01:31:16,977
♪ And I would hang around
till the break of dawn ♪
1807
01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:24,943
♪ Though I always
fell for the bait ♪
1808
01:31:25,027 --> 01:31:29,156
♪ I was Just a pawn
to manipulate ♪
1809
01:31:34,244 --> 01:31:38,582
♪ Does she not make my heart
beat a little faster? ♪
1810
01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:45,213
♪ Doesn't she move me
like a natural disaster? ♪
1811
01:31:45,339 --> 01:31:47,841
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1812
01:31:47,966 --> 01:31:50,302
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1813
01:31:50,344 --> 01:31:52,596
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1814
01:31:52,679 --> 01:31:58,018
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1815
01:31:58,143 --> 01:32:00,270
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1816
01:32:00,354 --> 01:32:02,606
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1817
01:32:02,648 --> 01:32:05,108
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1818
01:32:05,150 --> 01:32:10,238
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1819
01:32:10,364 --> 01:32:12,532
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1820
01:32:12,574 --> 01:32:14,868
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1821
01:32:14,951 --> 01:32:17,162
♪ She can't stop turnin' it on ♪
1822
01:32:17,204 --> 01:32:22,501
♪ And on and on and on and on. ♪
1823
01:32:22,542 --> 01:32:24,836
♪ She likes the attention ♪
1824
01:32:24,962 --> 01:32:27,339
♪ Not to mention
how the boys line up ♪
1825
01:32:27,381 --> 01:32:29,967
♪ And she can't stop
turnin' it on ♪
1826
01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:34,137
♪ And on and on and on and on ♪
1827
01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:37,140
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1828
01:32:40,268 --> 01:32:42,521
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1829
01:32:42,604 --> 01:32:45,107
♪ And on and on ♪
1830
01:32:46,900 --> 01:32:49,277
♪ Turnin' it on ♪
1831
01:32:52,656 --> 01:32:55,909
♪ Turnin' it on
and on and on... ♪♪
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