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All our lives, people havebeen telling us, "Don't."
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"Don't curse."
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"Don't play in traffic."
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"Don't eat gas‐station sushi."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Isn't it time for peopleto be rewarded
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not for what they do...
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This is one million
on the spicy scale.
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...but for what they don't do?
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Here's that lemonade.
It's still here.
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Don't drink!
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And shouldn't those rewardscome in the form
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of fun challenges
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Aaaaah!
with flawed internal logic?
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Alright.
If you answered "Yes",
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you're both correct
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and talking out loudto your TV. [ Chuckles ]
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You're fine. Really.
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If these families can dothe thing
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that they've always been toldnot to do,
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they'll take home a franklystaggering amount of money.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Adam: You guys did it.
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And who am I?The Don't Master.
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The antihero inthe Don't Cinematic Universe.
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[ Groans ]
Really?
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You won't see me.
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I'm just a voice,like the Wizard of Oz.
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Very important, but notphysically present
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or emotionally invested inthis family's journey at all.
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The guy you will see is him.
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Man: Adam, we're ready
for you on set.
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He's our host, Adam Scott.
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Alright, do not look
at the wrong camera.
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Thank you.
Don't look at the wrong camera.
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Don't look
at the wrong camera.
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Don't look at the wrong camera.
Don't look at the wrong camera.
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Don't look
at the wrong camera.
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Don't look at the wrong camera.
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Don't look
at the wrong camera.
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Hey, everyone.
I'm your host, Adam Scott,
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and it's time to play "Don't."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yes!
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Adam Scott,ladies and gentlemen.
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We're in good hands.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Welcome, everybody.
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Tonight, one family
has the chance
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to go home with $100,000...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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...for simply not doing things,
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and I have the chance to go home
with a new best friend.
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Let's meet my new best‐friend
candidates.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Alright, everybody, say hello
to the Riley family.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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This is Lisa.
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She works as a court reporter
in Staten Island,
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but her real passion is
interrupting her husband, David.
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David, luckily,
lives for the drama.
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He's the straw
that stirs the drink.
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He wants to win the money to
take Lisa on a Hawaiian cruise,
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along with his sister‐in‐law
Jaime,
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a nurse who will always
stick by her sister
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and is literally a life‐saver,
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just like fireman Giuseppe.
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He's David's cousin,
and if they win enough,
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he would be the fourth wheel
on a very noisy cruise.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Where are
you guys from?
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Brooklyn.
You're from Brooklyn?
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Where in Brooklyn?
Bensonhurst.
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Man:
Brooklyn! Brooklyn!
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Riley Family: Whoo!
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We've got a very big fan
of Brooklyn in the audience.
Lisa: Yeah!
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He knows a guy who knows
a guy who knows a guy.
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There you go.
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I got a guy.
He's got a guy, too.
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So, you guys
all grew up together?
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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100%.
Oh, yeah.
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Are playing games
around the house
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something
you grew up doing?
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Always.
Yes.
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Yes.
Yes.
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Is there anyone here
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who tends to excel in...
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Thank you.
Me.
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I excel.
Okay.
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[ Laughter ]
Thank you. Thanks.
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Okay. And is it true
that the four of you
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walked directly out
of a Martin Scorsese movie
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onto this set?
Correct.
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Called "DumbFellas."
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Oh, okay.
Okay. Great.
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"DumbFellas" ‐‐rated D for Dumb.
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Do you have
any questions?
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‐No. No. No.
‐No questions?
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See, I feel like I would have
so many questions right now.
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Okay, are you guys ready
for your first challenge?
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‐Yes.
‐Yes.
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Alright.
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We need to pick someone
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who will represent the group
up there ‐‐ a brave soul.
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David
sounds good.
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David?
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Why not? Let's go.
I'll go first. Sure.
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Great.
David, you are up.
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Let's play
"Don't Get Tired."
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♪♪
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Adam: This challenge
isn't to avoid sleep,
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but to avoid being hit
in the face with a tire.
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Four massive tires are placed
on top of four lanes.
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Three of you are asked
a quiz question
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with four possible answers,
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while one of you stands
in the lane of the answer given.
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If the answer's right,
the tires drop and miss you,
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earning you $5,000.
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If the answer's wrong,
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the only thing you'll earn
is a face full of rubber.
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This game brought to youby Tirestone,
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a fake brand inventedto avoid a lawsuit.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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How are you guys
feeling?
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Lisa, your husband
is up there.
Not good. Not good.
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If you're depending on me
as a lifeline, you're done.
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Oh.
Not me.
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I think what Lisa is saying ‐‐
you just cannot depend on her.
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Right.
So, I think
that's the gist here.
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Dependless.
That was in our vows.
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Okay.
That's it. Done.
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Question number one.
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One of tonight's contestantsis a Flat‐Earther.
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See if you can guess which one.
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What?
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Not gonna be Maine.
It's not gonna be Alaska.
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I couldn't tell you.
I can't.
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Lisa has already given up,
David.
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I'm expressing it.
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‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐I don't know.
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I don't know nothing.
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I say Florida.
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Florida.
Adam: Okay.
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A for Florida.
Lisa: He knows. He knows.
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Alright!
Come on! Alright!
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David, how are
you feeling?
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I'm feeling like I'm gonna get
a face full of rubber.
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Well, remember, if
your family answered correctly,
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three tires will descend,
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but they'll miss you,
and you'll win $5,000.
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Oh, my God.
Come on, David!
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But if they're wrong, yes,
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you're gonna get
a face full of rubber.
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Alright, David,
don't get tired.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Gas hisses ]
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Jaime: Oh, no!
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[ Siren swells ]
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[ Groans ]
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Aaah!
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Aw, that hurt.
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If you guessed the Flat‐Eartherwas Giuseppe ‐‐
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well, everyone guessedGiuseppe ‐‐
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but it's actually Jaime.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Okay, the correct answer
is "B" ‐‐ Maine.
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Maine is closest to Africa.
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Jaime.
‐Go get them, Jaime!
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Oh. Jaime.
Jaime girl!
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Adam: Alright, let's see if we
can put some money on the board.
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Let's do it!
For $5,000, question number two.
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Lisa: Come on.
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Come on, guys.
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I think
he's the 47th.
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We don't know.
I'm not confident.
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‐I think 44, right?
‐I'll say 44 if he's saying it.
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Alright,
we're gonna go with 44.
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‐44?
‐Yeah.
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Jaime, how do you feel
about this answer? 44.
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I feel like
I have no idea.
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Money in the bank, J!
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For $5,000, "C" ‐‐ 44.
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Alright.
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Pray for me, guys.
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[ Gas hisses ]
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Sorry, Jaime.
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[ Siren swells ]
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Ding ]
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We got numbers on the board,
everybody.
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‐You did it! You did it!
‐Okay.
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You did it!
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Somewhere, a monster truckis sitting on cinder blocks.
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Okay, so, that is $5,000
you guys just won.
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Let's go for another $5,000.
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Lisa, you are next.
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David,
you can save your wife
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from getting run over
or ‐‐ or not.
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He's not gonna save me.
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Better get it right.
I can't go down.
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I'm not a graceful faller.
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Stop putting that pressure
on me, please.
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You have $15,000
that is within your grasp.
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Let's give it a shot.
For $5,000...
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What?
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The difficultyof these questions
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is all over the place.
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This isn't good.
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I know ampersand
is the "and" symbol.
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‐It's like quadrants.
‐You're thinking...
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I'm thinking "B."
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‐I say we go with "B."
‐I say "B."
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We are saying it's "B" ‐‐
quadrone.
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They don't know.
They know nothing.
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Lisa, you were just saying
they know nothing.
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They know nothing.
I'm not confident.
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Are youse like 100% sure?
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David says the quiet partout loud in three, two...
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Is $5,000 worth seeing you
get hit by a tire?
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I mean...
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Get out of here.
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It's a lateral move,
is what you're saying.
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Right. Yeah.
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The technical name
for a hashtag ‐‐
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we are saying it's "B" ‐‐
quadrone.
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So, we need to stand
on "B," Lisa.
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Oh, dear Lord. This isn't good.
Stand on "B."
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Oh, no.
I'm in a cold sweat.
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I'm in a hot sweat.
Come on. Let's go.
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Adam: "B" ‐‐ quadrone.
Let's see how we do.
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[ Gas hisses ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Siren swells ]
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[ Screams ]
Ohh!
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Come on!
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Adam: The technical name
for a hashtag ‐‐
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it's actually A ‐‐ octothorpe.
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So, you can go to
"octothorpe don't"
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and chime in on...
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No one's gonna do that.
Okay.
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Let's go for another $5,000.
Giuseppe.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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‐Yes.
‐GP!
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There you go.
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You're an old hand at this.
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[ House music playing ]
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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David: GP!
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[ Air horns blare ]
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♪♪
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[ Applause, laughter ]
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Okay, for another $5,000,
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here's question number four.
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...what?
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...his ex‐girlfriend's house?
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A very special "Don't" hello
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to our viewers watching fromtheir ex‐girlfriend's house.
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♪♪
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I'm gonna say his hospital room.
That's my opinion.
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Lisa: Youse is saying
hospital room.
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I don't know why I feel like
it's an ex‐girlfriend.
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Like, maybe he was depressed.
‐He did cut off his ear
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and send it to his girlfriend,
right? His ex‐girlfriend?
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Did he? Wow.
That was a serious relationship.
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[ Laughter ]
I changed my mind.
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I'm gonna say ex‐girlfriend's.
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Okay. So, if he does not
get knocked over,
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that is another $5,000.
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You know what?
I changed my mind.
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I'm gonna say hospital room.
Let's just go hospital room.
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‐Hospital room.
‐Hospital room!
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Hospital room is "B."
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Giuseppe, how do you feel
about this answer?
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I feel like I'm ready
to catch a beating.
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Okay. If it is not hospital
room, you know what happens.
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Giuseppe, don't get tired.
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[ Gas hisses ]
Aah!
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"B"!
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Air horns blare ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Congrats to the Riley family.
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You have flattened yourselves
into America's hearts,
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managing to earn $10,000
along the way.
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[ Screaming ]
Pew, pew, pew!
Pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Nothing to sneeze at!
Nothing to sneeze at!
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Let's see what is up next
for the Rileys.
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Wow.
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On tonight's very specialepisode of "Don't"...
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Say no.
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...David gets in trouble
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when he takes foodfrom a stranger...
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Shut the [bleep] up.
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...Lisa realizes her words
can hurt people...
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[ Whimpers ]
...Giuseppe learns
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a valuable lessonabout bullying,
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and Jaime ‐‐Jaime teaches everyone
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what bringing a smile every day
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can do for the world.
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Man:
Alright, we're back from break.
I need Adam to the stage.
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Can I hear
that one again?
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[ "Wheel of Fortune"
bell chimes ]
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No, it's too nostalgic.
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Right.
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Try that.
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[ Dramatic music sting ]
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Let me hear
that one again.
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[ Dramatic music sting ]
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It's perfect.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Riley family, you are going home
so far with $10,000.
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Yeah!
[ Dramatic music sting ]
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What the hell was that?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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10,000 big ones.
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Good for us.
323
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Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, everybody.
324
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When I say "big ones,"
I'm referring to dollars.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, as much as fun as I had
watching those tires
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take you guys out,
I really do feel bad.
328
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So, for this next game,
I'm just gonna go ahead ‐‐
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I'm just gonna give you
$20,000.
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[ Dramatic music sting ]
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"Don't" ‐‐ the showwhere rules don't matter.
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But the catch is that in order
to keep the $20,000,
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all you have to...don't
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is the one thing
the average person does
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like 14,000 times a day.
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Eat.
Any guesses about ‐‐
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Eat.
Eat. 14,000?
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Who are you to judge?
You don't know.
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Fine. No.
That makes sense.
340
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Blink?
It is blink.
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00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,780
Yeah.
342
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,248
Yeah! Yeah!
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‐Knew it all along!
‐Knew why I brought you here!
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You got that right.
You were very happy about it.
345
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,421
Yeah.
And you did
a little male ritual.
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‐Yeah.
‐He's my cheerleader.
347
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That was terrific.
Let's play "Don't Blink."
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Adam: Blinking ‐‐ you do it
all day without thinking,
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but the challenge
for this game
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is to not do it at all
for a whole 60 seconds,
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or, the technical term,
one minute.
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You'll start this game
with a whopping $20,000,
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but if you shut your eyes,
it'll cost you $500 every time.
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"Don't Blink."
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sorry.
356
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,651
Over there, we have something
called the Don't Push Button.
357
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It's a special feature that
will appear in every show.
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And before you run over there
and just start pushing it,
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let's hear a little bit about
the Don't Push Button.
360
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[ Angelic music playing ]
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The Don't Push Button
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comes from a familyof Don't Push Buttons.
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His father wasa world‐renowned heart surgeon.
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Despitehis family's objections,
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the Don't Push Button pursuedhis dreams
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of Hollywood stardom.
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He auditioned and struggledfor years,
368
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until finally landingthis incredible role.
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But every show, he leavesa seat open
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for his dear old dad,always hoping to look up
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and see him there,
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watching, proud.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
374
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,291
Well, I hope that seat
gets filled tonight.
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It's fascinating stuff.
376
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,594
Okay, so, just to be sure,
377
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if you do push the button and
you finish the game perfectly,
378
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it doubles
your winnings.
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00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,568
Oh, dear Lord.
380
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,137
This is the sectionthat cheers for anything.
381
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But if you push
the button
382
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and you don't finish
the game perfectly,
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whatever it is you win during
that game are cut in half.
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I don't know.
385
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,280
‐Alright?
‐Whoa.
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00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,448
Are you guys big blinkers?
387
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,250
I like keeping
my eyes moist. Sure.
388
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,219
You like keeping them moist?
I do, too.
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00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,387
We have that in common.
Yeah.
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00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,256
So, do you want to push
the Don't Push Button
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for "Don't Blink"?
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00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,226
‐Can we talk about it?
‐Yeah, go ahead.
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Youse decide.
Youse do it. I can't.
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"Youse" is vernacular,
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indigenous to the regionof Staten Island, New York.
396
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,567
I think we should
probably hold off
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to maybe see if
something easier comes along.
398
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,305
I think we're not gonna
push it this round.
399
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,341
We are not pushing
the Don't Push Button right now,
400
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:12,278
so let's get in our last blinks,
Riley family,
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00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,047
and take your places,
everybody.
402
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,182
Here we go.
403
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,185
Three, two, one,
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00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,386
don't blink.
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00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,221
[ Survivor's "Eye
of the Tiger" plays ]
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00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,122
That's right.
407
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,123
"Eye of the Tiger."
408
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,825
You seewhat we did there?
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00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,528
Adam: That's a blink.
That's a round‐trip flight
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to Hawaii or anywhere
of your choosing,
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00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,231
but gone.
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00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,933
Okay, Jaime's
not blinked yet.
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00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,500
I think she's got some sort
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00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,804
of blinking superpowers
or something.
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00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,071
♪♪
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00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,406
[ Whimpers ]
417
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,576
Mildly concerned by the noise
Giuseppe just made.
418
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,947
You're down
to $17,500.
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00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,515
Come on.
420
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,018
Guys,
I just blinked,
421
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,921
and honestly,
it feels great.
422
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,322
You're down to $16,000.
423
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,157
Come on.
Where's the clock?
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00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,192
David: Fix that clock.
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00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,295
♪ It's the eye
of the tiger ♪
426
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,230
Wow. Jaime has still
not blinked.
427
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,832
I hope
she's still breathing.
428
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,365
Should we check?
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00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,267
♪ ...challenge
of our rival ♪
430
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,069
♪ And the last known
survivor... ♪
431
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,171
David is
doing pretty well.
432
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,173
10 seconds to go.
433
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,242
Seven, six...
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00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:20,913
All: Five,
four, three, two, one.
435
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,350
[ Cheers and applause ]
436
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,320
Not a one.
Not a one.
437
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,122
Cute points to David forrubbing his eyes like a baby.
438
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,524
‐I did horrible.
‐Great job, guys.
439
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,460
You only blinked 15 times
in one minute,
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00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,195
between the four of you...
‐Not bad!
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00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,232
...earning you $12,500
for that round...
Not bad!
442
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,168
...and a total of $22,500.
443
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,135
[ Dramatic music sting ]
444
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,137
Holy cannoli.
445
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,572
Okay, now that we've got
all that straight,
446
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,574
let's play another game
that could bring you
447
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:52,144
one step closer to don't‐ing
your way to six figures.
448
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,313
[ Cheers and applause ]
449
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,016
You guys are foodies, right?
You're big eaters.
450
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,251
Says who?
Who told you that?
451
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,852
No, I'm kidding.
Yeah.
452
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,553
I‐I read it somewhere.
453
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,522
Absolutely.
Big Italian family.
What do you think?
454
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,091
Who's, like,
the spicy food lover?
455
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,359
Not lover,
but I can handle it.
456
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,394
Well, that is about
to come in handy
457
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,197
because it's time to play
"Don't Drink."
458
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,367
[ Cheers and applause ]
459
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,136
Adam: Everybody eats,
everybody drinks,
460
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,171
and everybody poops,
461
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,275
but in this game, the object
is to eat but not drink,
462
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,076
and also, don't poop.
463
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,144
One of you will be offered
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00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,213
some of the hottest foods
on the planet
465
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,549
while walking on
a treadmill under a heat lamp.
466
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,151
A series of refreshing drinks
are offered
467
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,319
to put out the fire.
468
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:37,189
Each time you don't drink,
you'll win $4,000.
469
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,125
Complete the challenge
without drinking anything,
470
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,127
and you'll win 20 grand.
471
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,962
"Don't Drink."
472
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,597
[ Cheers and applause ]
473
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,600
Alright, guys, because you
didn't use it in the last round,
474
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,537
you have the opportunity to hit
the Don't Push Button.
475
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,340
It's a risk because if you don't
play the game perfectly,
476
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,909
your earnings will be
cut in half.
477
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,476
Whoa!
478
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,512
But if you do complete
the challenge,
479
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,349
that could double the bank
on just this game to $40,000.
480
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,617
Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
481
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,453
If we're being honest,it's much lower after taxes.
482
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,388
What do you guys think?
Should I do it?
483
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,590
‐Yeah.
‐Should he do it?
484
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,892
What's the readingon the Peer Pressure Meter?
485
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,194
[ Cheers and applause ]
486
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,495
Push the button!
Let's do it!
Here she goes.
487
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,164
We're actually pushing
the button, guys.
488
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,765
[ Screams ]
489
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,901
Okay.
490
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,002
They did it.
491
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,236
Go hard or go home!
492
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,339
It's a moment of triumphfor the Rileys,
493
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,375
but a moment of quiet tragedyfor the Don't Push Button.
494
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,944
Alas, his father was not here
495
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,879
to see his Hollywood debut.
496
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,282
[ Audience "awws" ]
497
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,418
Now, remember,
you could win $40,000
498
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,154
or what you do win
will be cut in half.
499
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,356
Don't want to think
like that, Adam.
500
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,891
Okay. Alright.
Listen, I have to say it.
501
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:46,425
I understand.
502
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,227
He does have to say it.Legally.
503
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,996
Okay, David,
are you ready?
504
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:50,997
Yes, sir.
505
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,198
Don't drink.
506
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,134
[ Cheers and applause ]
507
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,404
Okay, so, I've got this
piece of pizza here,
508
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,240
and it has a jalapeño pepper
on top of it.
509
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,476
Adam Scott ‐‐terrible at toppings.
510
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:08,080
This jalapeño pepper has
what's called a Scoville rating
511
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,218
of 5,000
on the spicy scale.
512
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,986
Have you ever had
one of these?
513
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,121
I've not. No.
514
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,089
Have you ever been
on a treadmill before?
515
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,090
[ Laughter ]
516
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,258
Uh...it's been a while.
517
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,193
Why don't you take
that pepper there?
518
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,461
And you eat
the whole thing...
519
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,263
Lisa: Down it
in one bite, David.
520
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,498
...you've got yourself
$4,000.
521
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,200
It's gonna be a minute
of your life of suffering.
522
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,704
Says the persondoing absolutely nothing.
523
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,006
[ Crunch ]
524
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,975
[ Cheers and applause ]
525
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,143
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
526
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,278
Are you feeling the spice?
Are you actually feeling it?
527
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,847
No. It's like a walk in the p‐‐
Yeah, I'm feeling the spice.
528
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,448
It hurts.
Alright.
529
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,550
Remember, you have to eat
the whole jalapeño.
530
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,853
Okay. Don't think of what you're
eating. Just concentrate.
531
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,155
[ Crunch ]
532
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,356
[ Cheers and applause ]
533
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,658
Swallow, don't chew.
Swallow, don't chew.
534
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:56,262
"I told you this would helpget your mind off Jeremy."
535
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,431
Swallow, don't chew.
So far, so good.
536
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,001
Okay, David, that's only the
first part of the challenge.
537
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,002
Oh, my God.
538
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,236
David was devastated.
539
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,072
He thought he had wonby eating
540
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,140
and not drinking the jalapeño.
541
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,076
Now that you've
finished that...
542
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,144
Put that away!
Look at the floor!
543
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:16,615
...there is an ice‐cold glass
of water.
544
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,250
Don't look at it.
545
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,087
It'll lessen the pain,
but to win $4,000,
546
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,222
you have to not drink it.
547
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,858
Will you drink
the water?
548
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,026
No water.
549
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,260
That's $4,000.
550
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,495
Yeah!
Go, go!
551
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:33,065
David, four more!
You got this, David. Four more.
552
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,366
Okay, you passed
the first test.
553
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,036
Now let's see
the next item.
554
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,205
Now, this...
555
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,906
is a beautiful...
556
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,373
What is that?
557
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,342
...bouquet
of Thai peppers.
558
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,146
Fun fact ‐‐ in Thailand,they're just called peppers.
559
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:52,551
These guys are 100,000
on the spicy scale.
560
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,354
I'd like you to eat two
of these bad boys.
561
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,288
Green.
Jaime:
Same time, Dave.
562
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,456
At the same time, David.
563
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:59,291
Swallow!
Swallow!
Don't chew!
564
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,093
[ Audience cheering ]
565
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,028
Are you going
to eat the chilies?
566
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,330
[ Cheers and applause ]
567
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,331
Yeah, David!
You got it!
568
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,999
Swallow it,
don't chew it!
569
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,101
$40,000!
Yeah!
570
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,804
Oh, David, your eyes
look like they're getting
571
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,738
a little watery.
572
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:13,305
Are you okay?
573
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,107
I'm overwhelmed by being
this close to you.
574
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,242
Okay. I get it.
575
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,310
[ Laughter, applause ]
576
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,080
Here we have a nice,
cold glass of lemonade.
577
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,782
There's nothing like it.
578
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,550
♪♪
579
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,186
Now, how about this heat lamp
behind you, David?
580
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,154
Are you feeling that?
581
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,455
What heat lamp?
Yeah, exactly.
582
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,792
See? That's the right attitude,
but it is pretty hot.
583
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,193
[ Bird shrieks ]
584
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,395
[ Ding! ]
585
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:39,965
And you are starting to sweat
on the back of your neck.
586
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,300
A little bit.
587
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,135
What would you say
is more difficult ‐‐
588
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,537
the pepper or the treadmill
at this point?
589
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,873
They're both working against me,
Adam, to be perfectly honest.
590
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,475
♪♪
591
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,744
When we come back,defiance...
592
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,845
No!
593
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:53,345
...anger...
594
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,815
Get the [bleep]
out of here.
595
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,482
...and milk.
596
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,984
You know, we're the onlyanimals that do this.
597
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,352
We drink another species' milk.
598
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,856
It's really, really grosswhen you think about it.
599
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,261
Adam:
Before the break, David ate two
very hot Thai chili peppers...
600
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,429
Go! Go! Go!
601
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,531
...and I offered him a solution
to take away the pain.
602
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:15,167
Here, we have a nice,
cold glass of lemonade.
603
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,268
There's nothing like it.
604
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,270
Adam:
But if David takes a sip,
605
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,040
it will also take away
most of his winnings.
606
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,241
No, no, no, no!
607
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,777
Will David drink the lemonade?
608
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:25,244
No. Say no.
609
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,379
Will Lisa
keep yelling at David?
610
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,481
Yeah! Yeah! Get 'em, David!
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!
611
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:33,919
Will I stop asking questions
and just let the game continue?
612
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,856
♪♪
613
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,389
Yeah.
614
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,859
Here's that lemonade.
Say no.
615
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,293
[ Coughs ]
616
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,863
You got this, David.
40‐[bleep]‐thousand dollars.
617
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,097
You got this [bleep]
618
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:49,468
♪♪
619
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,203
I need the 40 grand
more than you do.
620
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,138
No lemonade.
No lemonade.
621
00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,406
No way!
622
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,475
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!
623
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:59,078
That's another $4,000,
by the way,
624
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,880
that you just earned.
625
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,947
I'll take it!
626
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,215
[ Cheers and applause ]
627
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,352
Guys, one
of my favorite holidays
628
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,220
has always been
Cinco de Mayo.
629
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,488
[ Coughs ]
Oh, [bleep]
630
00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,458
Cinco de Mayo happens everyyear around the 5th of May.
631
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,560
So, there's nothing
that I love more
632
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,429
on Cinco de Mayo than
a little chips and guac.
633
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,064
That's not
regular guac, is it?
634
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,232
You know what?
635
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,035
This is pure wasabi.
636
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,203
[ Audience groans ]
637
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,771
Come on!
638
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:26,438
Pure wasabi
639
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,307
is about twice the intensity
of a Thai pepper.
640
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,809
Lisa:
You got it! David! Go! Go!
641
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:31,343
The whole thing?
642
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,912
The whole thing.
David! David!
643
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:33,379
[Bleep]
David! David!
644
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,614
Come on! $40,000!
40,000, baby!
645
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:38,150
Adam secretly hopesthat this is the one
646
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,952
that will make David vomit.
647
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,221
♪♪
648
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,990
Giuseppe:
Yeah! Attaboy!
649
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,058
Attaboy!
650
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,192
Yeah, Dave!
Pull the drink now!
651
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,494
[ Coughs ]
652
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,030
Here's that lemonade.
It's still here.
653
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,198
No!
That's dirty water!
654
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,099
No! Go!
655
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,234
Dirty water!
656
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,603
The Riley family has nevertasted actual lemonade,
657
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,372
as they mistakenly believe itto be dirty water.
658
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,775
Adam: Are you gonna drink
the lemonade?
659
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,909
Oh, man.
660
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:05,210
♪♪
661
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,211
No, I don't want it!
662
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,847
Four more thousand dollars
there.
663
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,549
Yeah, Davey!
Whoo!
664
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:15,554
You now are up to $12,000
so far on just this challenge.
665
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:19,091
Now, Jaime, Lisa, Giuseppe,
before we go on,
666
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,459
I've got a side challenge
for you.
667
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,163
I have a little wasabi on chips,
one for each of you.
668
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:27,132
I Don't‐You‐Dare you
to eat these.
669
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,101
Don't You Dare.
670
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,070
[ Bird shrieks ]
671
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:34,974
I'm gonna throw another
$5,000 into the pot.
672
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,076
I can't do it.
673
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,411
Oh, come on.
Bro, it's nothing.
674
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:43,215
The last time David said "Bro,it's nothing" to Giuseppe,
675
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,118
they both ended up handcuffedin a Dunkin' Donuts.
676
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,119
So...
677
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,287
Bring it on!
678
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:52,858
[ Cheers and applause ]
679
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:53,892
Swallow it.
680
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,060
[ Cheers and applause ]
681
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,395
That's what family's all about!
682
00:24:56,395 --> 00:25:00,399
That's what
family's all about!
683
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,768
How does that feel,
you guys?
684
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:03,502
Holy [bleep]
685
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,872
You guys nailed it,
so 5,000 more dollars.
686
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,007
Yeah, baby!
687
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,241
[ Cheers and applause ]
688
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,276
Now back
to the main challenge.
689
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:14,346
Just two more insanely hot
dishes to win the $40,000.
690
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,315
Okay, there's nothing more
delicious for dessert
691
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:20,052
than a crispy,
cinnamon‐y churro.
692
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,487
But this one's
extra special
693
00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:23,989
because it has
a habanero pepper
694
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:26,191
attached to the top
of it.
695
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,361
The habanero is
about 100 times hotter
696
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,964
than the jalapeño
you ate earlier.
697
00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,966
Just leave me
the churro.
698
00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,802
So, you're getting the churro,
I'm getting the pepper?
699
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,870
Yes.
Okay.
700
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:42,074
♪♪
701
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,876
Come on, David!
702
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,011
[ Cheers and applause ]
703
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,246
Giuseppe:
Yeah! Eat it up!
704
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,982
Now, as you know, that's only
the first part of the challenge.
705
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:54,119
That's one of my favorites
there ‐‐ milk. I love milk.
706
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:58,057
Milk ‐‐it does a body...fat.
707
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,660
Now, in milk, there is
a protein called casein.
708
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:06,498
It binds with a protein in
the pepper called capsaicin,
709
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:10,269
and that is what relieves
the spicy sensation
710
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:12,204
you're feeling
right now.
711
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,505
Check outAdam Scott's TED Talk ‐‐
712
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:17,242
"Ow! My Mouth ‐‐Why Does it Hurt?"
713
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,045
So, I'll just put this here.
It's ice‐cold, too.
714
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,980
It's delicious.
Lisa: No. Say no.
715
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,049
♪♪
716
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,118
No more. No! No! No!
717
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,119
No!
718
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,253
[ Cheers and applause ]
719
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,156
That is
4,000 more dollars,
720
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,093
for a total of $16,000.
721
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,794
[ Cheers and applause ]
722
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:36,929
One more!
723
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:37,963
One more!
724
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:38,964
One more!
725
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,299
You got one shot!
One more!
726
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:44,336
This is not for show.
I can't even touch it.
727
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:48,273
This is something called
the ghost pepper.
728
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,809
You may have seen
the YouTube videos.
729
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:54,179
♪♪
730
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,014
Oh [bleep]
731
00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:58,083
Aaaah!
732
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,085
Aaaaah!
733
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,321
This is one million....
734
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,056
[ Audience groans ]
735
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,824
...on the spicy scale.
736
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,927
You need to eat
this pepper.
737
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:09,528
If you fail,
738
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:13,165
your winnings for this game
will be cut in half.
739
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,467
Are you going to eat
the ghost pepper?
740
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,070
Come on, David!
Stay strong!
40,000!
741
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,104
40,000, right there!
742
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,073
Stay strong, baby!
743
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,142
[ Cheers and applause ]
744
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:27,913
♪♪
745
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:32,217
♪♪
746
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,920
[ Cheers and applause ]
747
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,121
[ Gags ]
748
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,023
Stay strong, baby!
That's it!
749
00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:39,992
[ Coughs ]
750
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,693
Did you
swallow that, David?
751
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:43,996
Okay.
752
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,230
[ Cheers and applause ]
753
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,532
Go, go, go, go, go!
754
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:50,202
Now, for the final part of
the challenge, for $40,000.
755
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,037
Nooo!
Don't drink! Don't drink!
756
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,006
Can David resistthe cow water?
757
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,974
[ Cheers and applause ]
758
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,979
Stay strong!
Concentrate!
Don't drink!
759
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,114
♪♪
760
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,115
Pass.
761
00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,349
Pass!
762
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,885
[ Cheers and applause ]
763
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,120
You did it!
764
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,354
You did it!
765
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:14,493
David, you just won
your family $40,000.
766
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:18,130
When we add that to the $5,000
from the "Don't You Dare"
767
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,265
and your winnings
from the previous rounds,
768
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:24,102
you're now up to
$67,500.
769
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,405
Great job, Rileys.
770
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,174
For the sake
of the Riley family,
771
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,510
don't touch that remote.
772
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,946
Adam Scott recently toldAmericans
773
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,080
"Don't touch that remote."
774
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,315
[ Distorted ]
...don't touch that remote.
775
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,217
Harmless instructionto keep you
776
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,786
from tuning into anotherprogram, right?
777
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,553
Wrong.
778
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,455
Did you know thatan average TV remote
779
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:46,191
carries as much bacteriaas a gas station toilet seat?
780
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:47,426
[ Toilet flushes ]
781
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,062
So, the next time you thinkabout changing the channel
782
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,563
while watching "Don't,"don't,
783
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,498
unless you like touchingtoilet seats.
784
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,768
Brought to by the CommercialsConservation Corps.
785
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,340
Welcome back to "Don't."
786
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,075
I'm here
with the Riley family,
787
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:07,145
who is going home so far
with $67,500.
788
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:08,814
Yeah!
789
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:09,414
[ Dramatic music sting ]
790
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,817
So, Lisa, you're
a court stenographer?
791
00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:12,417
Yes, I am.
792
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,553
Yeah, and you have a really
interesting greeting
793
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,256
every morning for all
the lawyers in the courtroom?
794
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,390
I don't have a filter,
795
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,626
so I don't even realize that
I'm saying it sometimes.
796
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:23,095
So, you say what I say.
David, what does she say?
797
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,296
I went to pick her up
at work once,
798
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:27,165
and there was a bunch
of lawyers, very serious guys,
799
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,901
and then she said,
"What's up, bitches?"
800
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:30,936
[ Laughter ]
Nice.
801
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,070
Adam: Wow.
802
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,405
That kind of behavior may fly
803
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:36,141
in every single courtroom
in the United States,
804
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,977
but it will not fly
in our next game ‐‐
805
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,380
"Don't Use
Fowl Language."
806
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,215
Adam: This is the game we play
807
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,285
when ABC lawyers won't let us
say [bleep]
808
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,354
One by one, you'll identify
a celebrity from a photo.
809
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:52,424
If you spot that the celebrity's
name is bird‐related,
810
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:56,328
you'll press the giant egg
and win $2,500.
811
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,230
If it's not bird related,
812
00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:01,366
don't press the egg
and you'll win $1,000.
813
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:05,003
Get any of that wrong,
it's a giant goose egg.
814
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,272
"Don't Use Fowl Language."
815
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:09,007
[ Cheers and applause ]
816
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,409
It's very important
to remember,
817
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,211
if the celebrity shares a name
with a type of bird,
818
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:15,380
you must hit
the egg‐shaped button
819
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,182
before you say the name
out loud.
820
00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,217
Okay, you'll each get
two turns in the game,
821
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,153
and, Lisa,
you're gonna go first.
822
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:25,223
Don't Use Fowl Language.
Here is your first celebrity.
823
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:27,292
It's a handsome fella
up there.
824
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,393
Giuseppe:
Good looking guy.
825
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:30,362
Who is he,
and is he a bird?
826
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:32,064
Lisa:
I think I know who it is,
827
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,265
but maybe you should
give me a little ‐‐
828
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,000
just to make sure
I'm 100% positive.
829
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,034
"Place Beyond the Pines."
830
00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,202
"Place Beyond the Pines"?
Yes.
831
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,236
What are you
talking about?
832
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:39,338
We just watched it
not too long ago.
833
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,939
I wasn't paying attention.
Okay.
834
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:42,107
[ Laughter ]
835
00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,141
"Notebook."
836
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,077
Yes. That's it.
Ryan Gosling.
837
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,378
Adam:
That is Ryan Gosling,
838
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,081
and Ryan Gosling
is a bird.
839
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:52,184
[ Cheers and applause ]
$2,500.
840
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,251
David.
841
00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:54,886
My man's money.
842
00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:56,021
Your man is money?
843
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,222
‐My man's money.
‐Go ahead.
844
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,423
Alright.
Well, let's find out.
Put it in the bank.
845
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:03,195
Can you name her,
and is she a bird?
846
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,963
♪♪
847
00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:06,264
No bird.
No bird.
848
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,299
Katy Perry.
849
00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,300
You're correct.
850
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,068
That's $1,000.
‐Yeah, baby!
851
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:11,269
Yeah, baby!
852
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,437
Jaime, you are up.
853
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:15,240
Let's see who
the next celebrity is.
854
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,009
Whoa. Who's that guy?
855
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,111
‐Yes. Jaime. Jaime.
‐I know.
856
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,479
I know who he is.
I can't think of the name.
857
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:24,449
Oh. Cousin Joey. Not the name,
but it sounds familiar.
858
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:27,052
Digging into the family tree
for hints.
859
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,120
‐It's my nickname?
‐Yes.
860
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,254
And I know the next one.
861
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,123
Means nothing
to the rest of us.
862
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,190
It's a bird.
Okay.
863
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,191
Jay Leno.
864
00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,026
Yeah.
Jay Leno is a bird.
865
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:36,061
Yeah!
866
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,229
[ Cheers and applause ]
867
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,031
Yeah. $2,500.
868
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,900
Giuseppe,
you are up.
869
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,301
Next celebrity, please.
870
00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:46,071
Oh, yeah.
We know what it is.
871
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,939
He is, right?
‐Of course.
872
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,841
Russell Crowe is a bird.
873
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,877
You got it. $2,500.
874
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,044
[ Cheers and applause ]
875
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,346
Bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah, bah!
876
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,548
This segment is brought to youby finger guns.
877
00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,919
Finger guns ‐‐safe, fun, finger guns.
878
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,320
Back to you, Lisa.
879
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,956
‐Okay.
‐Next celebrity, please.
880
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,391
♪♪
881
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,193
‐I know exactly who it is.
‐No bird.
882
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:09,261
‐Just say the name?
‐Mm‐hmm.
883
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,362
Meghan Markle?
884
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:13,899
That is Meghan Markle, and
Meghan Markle is not a bird.
885
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,801
You just won $1,000.
886
00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:16,968
Yeah!
887
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,204
Good for me! Good for me!
888
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,173
Next celebrity, please.
889
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,808
[ Ding ]
890
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:23,942
David, who's that guy?
891
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:24,976
‐Yes.
‐Yes.
892
00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,144
‐Rockin'...
‐Yes.
893
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,145
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Yes.
894
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,947
Robin Thicke.
895
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,081
Yes, he's a bird.
896
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:31,082
He is a bird.
897
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,118
He's a bird!
898
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,987
Alright, that's another $2,500
you just added.
899
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:37,956
You're up to $12,000 now.
900
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,090
We got it!
901
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,193
Let's see the next celebrity
we have up here.
902
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,094
Oh, who's that guy?
903
00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:44,296
Jaime, is he a bird?
904
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,198
Yes? It's a bird?
I would say yeah.
905
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,099
‐I think ‐‐
‐Lisa, you think he's a bird?
906
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:49,134
‐I think it is.
‐Okay.
907
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,936
[ Audience murmurs ]
908
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:51,937
Tom Hanks.
909
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:54,139
Tom Hanks...is not a bird.
910
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,240
‐What?
‐Yeah.
911
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,009
But he is the very best of us.
912
00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:00,445
Giuseppe, last question.
913
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,180
Lisa: Okay.
You know who that is?
914
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,015
‐Yes, I do.
‐Is she a bird?
915
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,016
Um...
916
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,318
‐Yes.
‐Yes. I think yes.
917
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,919
I never heard of a bird
like that.
918
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,155
‐Chill.
‐I'm chill!
919
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,289
Taylor Swift.
920
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,091
You're saying this is
a bird?
921
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:14,092
‐Yeah.
‐Let's see.
922
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:15,393
Taylor Swift is a bird.
923
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:18,029
‐Yeah! Told you, baby!
‐Yeah!
924
00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:22,067
$14,500,
925
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:26,037
which brings your total
to $82,000.
926
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,173
It's a lot of money.
927
00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,141
Stick around to see
928
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,477
if the Rileys can increase
their nest egg.
929
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:35,213
You're not gonna want to miss
what they do next.
930
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:39,084
[ Cheers and applause ]
931
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:42,053
Okay, time for our final game,
932
00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:46,157
and time, as we all know ‐‐
it's just a construct.
933
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,961
It's a measurement created
by silly humans
934
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,496
to count the comings and goings
935
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:56,001
of our curious and ultimately
meaningless existence.
936
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:58,937
I guess what I'm saying,
Riley family,
937
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:03,775
is it's time to play
"Don't Get Clocked."
938
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,876
Come on.
939
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,978
[ Cheers and applause ]
940
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:10,048
♪♪
941
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,216
In this game, two of you
942
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:14,052
will answer trivia questions
with a numeric answer.
943
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:17,122
The other two will sit below
a giant revolving clock
944
00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:19,090
and have to grab the number
answered
945
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,260
without getting clocked
in the face by huge hammers.
946
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:25,463
Every correct number you grab
earns you $1,500,
947
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:28,800
and after five minutes
or both of you getting clocked,
948
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,035
the game is over.
949
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,103
"Don't Get Clocked."
950
00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:34,406
[ Cheers and applause ]
951
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:37,842
Ladies, let me just ask you ‐‐
how did you end up back there?
952
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,044
Is there some strategy here?
953
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:41,813
No. Nothing. "Get in the box."
We got in the box.
954
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:42,881
You just ended up
there?
955
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,149
You just said,
"Get in."
956
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:47,319
David, you just finished
a very spicy challenge.
957
00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:51,189
Is this strategy of them
doing all of the active work
958
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,825
and you sitting here and
answering trivia questions ‐‐
959
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,060
does it have anything to do
960
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,162
with how your stomach
is feeling right now?
961
00:34:57,162 --> 00:35:00,265
Well,
I'm not...feeling great.
962
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:04,302
Okay. So, after you ate all of
that butt‐exploding food...
963
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:07,572
Yes.
...all they needed to do
was get in the box?
964
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,006
Yes, sir.
965
00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,174
Okay,
are you guys ready?
966
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,241
Yes, sir.
We're ready.
967
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,977
Jaime and Lisa,
are you guys ready?
968
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,979
I'm a whole nother level
of scared right now.
969
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,180
You are?
Yeah.
970
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,048
Well, there's a lot
to play for.
971
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,250
You currently have $82,000.
972
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,319
If you play this round
perfectly,
973
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:24,623
you leave here tonight
with over $100,000.
974
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:25,924
Oh!
975
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,793
And now, it's time
to turn it on.
976
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:34,032
♪♪
977
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,934
Let's put five minutes
on the clock.
978
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:36,901
Oh!
979
00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:39,571
Here is
your first question.
980
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,844
‐2! 2!
‐2!
981
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:46,878
‐2! 2!
‐2!
982
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,013
Guys say 2.
983
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,281
Fun fact ‐‐ "2 Legit 2 Quit"was the sequel
984
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:54,052
to the 1990 track"1 Legit 1 Quit."
985
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,821
Half as good.Dad jokes.
986
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:57,822
Shoot me.
987
00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,691
Go, go, Jaime!
988
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:00,191
[ Ding! ]
989
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:01,926
[ Cheers and applause ]
990
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,029
Very nice. Very nice.
991
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:06,131
That is $1,500 you just won.
992
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:07,666
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
993
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,667
Okay.
994
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:14,906
12! 12!
995
00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,074
‐12!
‐12!
996
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:19,044
Let's fix thisfor our OCD viewers at home.
997
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,111
Yep, that's better.
998
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,646
Left to right.
999
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,213
‐12!
‐12!
1000
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,882
Jaime, you're gonna
have to get it.
1001
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:24,916
Jaime, get it!
1002
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,084
‐Go, go!
‐Go, Jaime! Go!
1003
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,852
[ Cheers and applause ]
1004
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,188
$3,000 so far.
1005
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,890
Question number three...
1006
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,961
‐4 years! 4, 4, 4!
‐4! 4!
1007
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,063
‐4!
‐4!
1008
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:40,031
This showwas shot back in 2019.
1009
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,833
Math was different back then.
1010
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:42,834
‐4!
‐4!
1011
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:43,902
Now! Now!
1012
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:44,903
[ Ding! ]
1013
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:45,904
Yeah!
1014
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,038
Yeah, baby!
1015
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,307
Adam: It still counts
even if she didn't hold it.
1016
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,711
Okay. Fill in the blank
in this dad joke.
1017
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,085
8! 8! 8!
1018
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:02,187
Lisa, now, now!
Now, Lisa!
1019
00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,855
Now!
‐Go!
1020
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:04,989
[ Ding! ]
‐7, 8, 9.
1021
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:07,125
She got 8.
‐Good job.
1022
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,260
$6,000 so far.
Very good.
1023
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,030
Some eagle‐eyed viewersat home may have noticed
1024
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,431
Jaime alsotook out the 7.
1025
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:17,001
We're just gonna play throughand act like it didn't happen.
1026
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,571
Question number five...
1027
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,810
‐9! 9!
‐9!
1028
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,746
Now, Lisa, look up!
1029
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,915
Go, go, Jaime, go!
1030
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,952
Oh!
You were waiting for that!
1031
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:35,920
Great job, Jaime.
1032
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,021
Great job.
1033
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,056
Whatever.
1034
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,390
You're out now,
so you can help answer
1035
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,159
the questions along
with the guys.
1036
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,394
‐Just you!
‐Just me?
1037
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,296
That's right, Lisa.
It's all up to you.
1038
00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:48,900
You currently have a total
of $88,000.
1039
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:49,968
Come on, Lisa!
1040
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,870
Can you reach $100,000?
1041
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:52,937
Get it together!
1042
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,006
Shut the [bleep] up.
1043
00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:57,342
Adam: Questions to be answered
when we return ‐‐
1044
00:37:57,342 --> 00:38:01,045
Can Lisa get out of here
without being clocked?
1045
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:04,182
Will Giuseppe ever stop
using finger guns?
1046
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:06,518
And how many ads during
this commercial break
1047
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,988
will say the phrase,
"In these challenging times"?
1048
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,624
Five.
The answer is five.
1049
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,895
Adam:
Welcome back to "Don't."
1050
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,096
The Rileys started slow,
1051
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,832
but they quickly started
stockpiling money.
1052
00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,133
[ Screams ]
1053
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,036
Jaime helped them win thousands
when she didn't blink...
1054
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,104
Not a one.
1055
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:29,007
...David fought off
a ghost pepper and tears
1056
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,074
in "Don't Drink"...
1057
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,476
Pass. Pass!
1058
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,979
...and bird is the word,
and the word was "money"...
1059
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,014
Robin Thicke.
1060
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:36,981
He's a bird!
1061
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,917
...in "Don't Use Fowl Language,"
1062
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:43,154
bringing their total so far
to $88,000.
1063
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,989
‐9! 9!
‐9!
1064
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,958
Just before the break,
Jaime...
1065
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,159
Giuseppe:
Go, go, go, Jaime, go!
1066
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,128
‐...got clocked...
‐Oh!
1067
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:53,031
...which means it's now all up
to her sister Lisa
1068
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:56,501
to reach the $100,000 mark.
1069
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,837
Here we go.
Let's get back into it.
1070
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,705
Question number six.
1071
00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,310
‐10!
‐10! 10!
‐10! 10! 10!
1072
00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:06,945
‐Let's go, Lisa!
‐There you go.
1073
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,580
Now! Now!
1074
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,647
Go, Lisa!
1075
00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:10,148
[ Ding! ]
1076
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,083
[ Cheers and applause ]
1077
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,852
Yeah! Good job!
1078
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,053
That is another $1,500.
1079
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,488
You have $7,500 so far.
Yeah!
1080
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,062
The One.
1081
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,964
1! 1!
1082
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,098
1! 1!
1083
00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,100
Lisa: Really?!
1084
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,702
Now! Now!
1085
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,736
[ Ding! ]
1086
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:32,737
[ Cheers and applause ]
1087
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:33,805
Good job! Good job!
1088
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,873
I know.
1089
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,040
$9,000.
9 grand, baby!
1090
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,742
Let's see how
much more we can get.
9 grand.
1091
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,949
9! 9!
1092
00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,150
9! 9!
Adam: 9 is correct,
1093
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,086
but can Lisa grab it?
1094
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,754
[ Ding! ]
1095
00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:50,955
Very nice.
1096
00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:52,857
Good job!
Good job!
1097
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:55,793
$10,500 so far.
1098
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:01,799
‐5!
‐5!
1099
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,001
5!
1100
00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:04,836
Giuseppe: Now! Now!
1101
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:05,937
Jaime: Lisa, now!
1102
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,739
[ Ding! ]
Adam: She's got it.
1103
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,340
Very good.
1104
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:14,112
Okay, you guys are at $12,000
so far on this challenge alone.
1105
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,648
You have under 30 seconds left.
1106
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,787
‐6!
‐6!
1107
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:23,288
‐6!
‐6!
1108
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:25,757
Adam:
We have 10 seconds!
1109
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:26,758
Jaime: 10...
1110
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:30,929
All: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
1111
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,030
I can't get it!
1112
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,999
All: ...4, 3, 2, 1.
1113
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,869
Okay. That's it.
That is the game.
1114
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:38,870
Sorry.
1115
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,706
[ Laughs ]
1116
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,275
Don't worry, Lisa is fine.
1117
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,512
She developed whiplashin an unrelated incident.
1118
00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:54,052
Riley family, you are going home
with $94,000 for you guys.
1119
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:57,922
[ Cheers and applause ]
1120
00:40:57,922 --> 00:41:00,191
So happy for you.
That's awesome.
1121
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,193
Oh, and there's some
good news for me,
1122
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:06,297
because I've made my decision
for who my new best friend is,
1123
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,100
and, well,
it's Giuseppe.
1124
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,102
Giuseppe, will you be
my new best friend?
1125
00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:12,103
Absolutely.
1126
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,671
Alright. Come here.
1127
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:14,639
How you doing?
1128
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,907
[ Laughter ]
1129
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,108
Yeah, we're best friends.
1130
00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:18,109
Best friends.
1131
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,143
We're best friends.
1132
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,745
Good night, everybody.
1133
00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:22,714
Yeah!
Yeah!
1134
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,883
So great.
1135
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,418
Yeah!
1136
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,388
Lisa went on to callthe sitting members
1137
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:33,124
of the Supreme Court "bitches"to their faces,
1138
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:35,827
but everyone loved itand had a good laugh,
1139
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,028
especially Ginsburg.
1140
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,329
David is still in the bathroom,
1141
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,331
recovering fromthat ghost pepper.
1142
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,500
The other Rileys miss himso very much.
1143
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,236
Jaime parlayed her abilityto not blink
1144
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:48,006
into full‐time Instagraminfluencer status.
1145
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,842
She's now a brand ambassadorfor Visine.
1146
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,877
Giuseppe went on to buy drinks
1147
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,178
for the whole studio audience
1148
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,147
and wiped outall of their winnings.
1149
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:58,950
And Adam will be back herenext week,
1150
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,219
as he is contractuallyobligated to be.
1151
00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,688
[ Chuckles ]
Suck it, Adam.
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