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Aah!
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How's it going?
Is my chili cheese dog ready?
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Brent?
Is that you?
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Pretty cool, hey?
I can tell you're impressed.
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Can you see me?
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Yeah, there's a small camera
on the front of the drone.
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- Plus I'm over here.
- Well, then what are you doing?
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It's called technology, Lacey.
Get with the times.
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My days of hunting food
like a Neanderthal are over.
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Now I can just send my drone
to pick up food for me.
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But you're still
over here operating it.
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Well, I wanted to see
the look on your face.
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But the drone has a camera on it.
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Right, well, anyway, just put the
chili cheese dog in the basket.
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- My hands are full.
- Your hands wouldn't be full
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if you weren't
controlling a drone.
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You know, you can
pick holes in anything
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if you try hard enough.
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Hmm. Looks like I might
have to get a bigger drone.
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- Or start eating lighter.
- Yup, bigger drone.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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2x02 - Drone and Dumber
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So, annual turkey shoot's coming up.
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You going to enter
and embarrass yourself again?
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- I didn't embarrass myself.
- You should've seen Karen last year.
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Everyone put their money on her
to win the turkey shoot,
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because she was supposed to be
this fantastic shot,
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- and then she totally choked.
- I didn't choke.
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Everyone lost their money,
and they were mad at her for weeks.
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It was a very enjoyable time
for some of us.
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You shouldn't tease Karen
like that, Davis.
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She's your partner,
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and she can't help it
if she's not a good shot.
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- I'm a fantastic shot.
- See, that's the attitude!
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Who cares if you can handle
pressure or not?
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It had nothing to do with pressure.
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Why yell at me?
I'm the one being nice to you.
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Doesn't matter anyway.
Brent won it last year.
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That's where I'm putting
my money this year.
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That's it.
You. Me. Gun range.
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Now.
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Whoa!
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- We own a drone?
- "We" don't own a drone.
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- We're leasing it?
- There is no "we" in the drone scenario.
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I own a drone.
Alone.
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What are you gonna do with it?
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What aren't I gonna do with it?
I'm gonna...
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there's... like, if someone
pulls up to the pumps,
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I can just send out the drone
to see what they want.
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If they're at the pumps,
they probably want gas.
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Well... there's a
million uses for a drone.
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I just, I can't think of any at the
moment because my brain is still at
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the "holy crap,
I own a drone" phase.
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- Let me have a turn.
- Forget it.
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Every time I let you
use something of mine,
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- it gets wrecked.
- As if.
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♪ I got a friend
you know he's the best ♪
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♪ He's way better
than all the rest ♪
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♪ Yeah, I got a best friend
and he's the one ♪
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♪ You can't stop us
from havin' fun... ♪
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Like it's my fault
the circus was in town.
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This "turkey shoot"
thing sounds brutal.
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Doesn't seem fair to
cluster a bunch of helpless
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turkeys together and start
taking pot shots at them.
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- That's not what it is.
- Oh. Good.
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Someone flings a turkey into the air,
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- and everyone shoots at it.
- Oh, my God!
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She's making that up.
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It's just a target shooting competition.
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They call it a turkey
shoot because whoever gets
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the closest to the bullseye
wins a frozen turkey.
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Well, that sounds
a bit more humane.
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What are the lunch specials today?
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Oh. We have a shaved
turkey clubhouse...
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Ooh, I feel a bit bad
about that now.
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Oh, don't feel bad for turkeys.
They are literally
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the stupidest animal
walking the planet,
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- and I live with Oscar.
- Actually, turkeys are very bright,
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and have been shown to possess
significant problem solving abilities.
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That's a significant load of crap.
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- What's the soup?
- Turkey barley.
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What's for dessert,
turkey buster parfait?
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Okay, I've got these tin cans
set up for me to shoot,
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and I've got this can
for you to miss.
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Wait till I get 20 or 30 yards away,
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- so you don't hit me by mistake.
- Might not be a mistake.
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Whoa! You're like Butch Cassidy,
or Sundance Cassidy.
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Whichever one of the Cassidy
brothers was good at shooting.
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It was Sundance,
and yeah, I am,
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- and also, they weren't brothers.
- But if you're such a good shot,
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how come you did
so poorly last year?
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Figure it out.
Was there anything that
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happened this past year
that might improve my aim?
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You vacationed in Mexico,
you bought new rollerblades,
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you got that secret laser eye surgery
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I wasn't allowed to tell anyone about,
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you painted your garage,
you got a new barbecue.
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Why are you still listing things
after "laser eye surgery"?
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- And here we are.
- And why are we here?
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To prove my point.
Turkeys aren't as dumb as you think.
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- We're still on the turkey thing?
- Pick any turkey in there,
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and in 24 hours,
I'll have it doing tricks
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and dancing the merengue.
Go ahead.
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That one.
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- Yikes.
- That's my guy.
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Never saw a bird burp before.
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- It's just science.
- Fine.
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Hey, Kirk!
How much for this turkey?
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The one that's trying
to eat its own foot!
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That is easily, by far, the
coolest thing you've ever owned.
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Yeah, well, you said that
about my electric can opener, too.
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Your electric can opener couldn't fly.
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Although it did have
that magnetic thingy
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that held the lid once
the can was open...
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But no!
This is even cooler!
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Let me try. Please?
Please, please?
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- Please, please, please?
- Three more "pleases."
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- Please, please, please.
- No.
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What the hell is that?!
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Okay, I've set up a series
of problem-solving steps,
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which, if done in order,
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will result in food
dropping into a bowl
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- for Einstein to eat.
- You've named the turkey Einstein?
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I'm building his confidence.
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- Better hurry up before he drowns.
- Einstein!
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You okay, Dad?
You look a little frazzled.
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I just saw... a UFO,
out over that field.
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Oh? Tell me all about it.
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So, you really are
a crack shot,
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now that your eyes
have been re-aligned.
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They weren't re-aligned,
they were lasered.
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Yeah.
Like a... laser level.
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How did things go
at the shooting range, Karen?
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Not that it matters, because
everyone fully supports you.
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You mean, pities me.
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But all that's going to change,
because this time...
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This time she's gonna miss
even worse than last year.
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Lucky if she doesn't
kill anyone passing by.
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Geez, Davis. With partners
like you, who needs...
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whatever the opposite
of partners is.
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Why are you still roasting me
after you saw how well I can shoot?
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Everyone else still thinks you're
lousy, so they gamble on Brent.
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We gamble on you,
and make a killing!
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That's not gambling.
That's a scam.
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Yeah. It's called "scambling."
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I mean, I'm not saying
it was a real UFO,
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but it was dark,
and metallic,
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and flying,
up in the sky.
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- Defying Earth's gravity?
- Exactly.
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You know, I think I saw
the same thing.
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- You did?
- I swear.
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I'm sure I laid eyes on the same
flying thing you did.
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I was just hesitant to
say anything to anyone
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in case, you know, they
thought I was losing my marbles,
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but what do you have to lose?
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But why would aliens travel
umpteen light-years
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across whole galaxies just to
buzz around this dinky dung heap?
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Maybe it's not aliens.
Maybe it's the government.
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That's worse!
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You know how they want
to keep tabs on everyone.
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- Dirty sons-a...
- They're probably here to make sure
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no one's cheating on their taxes.
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They might come nosing around
your new boat.
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- What?
- Anyone buys a boat,
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giant yacht or rubber canoe,
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they're automatically on a list.
A boat list.
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Of all the low-down, conniving...
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- Better hide that boat in your garage.
- The garage is full of stuff.
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Well, I guess you gotta clean it out,
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or grab your ankles
and get ready for an audit.
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Those rotten...
bureaucratic baboons...
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I think I just found
a use for my drone.
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I'll go through
the steps once more.
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- For the tenth time.
- Watch closely, Einstein.
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Step one, pick up stick.
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Step two,
poke stick into hole.
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That releases marble,
which rolls onto trough.
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Step three,
pick up marble and drop in tray,
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to release food.
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Step four, Wanda realizes you're
too stupid to learn step one,
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- and we go home.
- Sorry, Emma, but I think he's got it.
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Let's find out.
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And he's off!
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He was smart enough to
leave a cage, whoopty-ding.
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- He's looking at the stick.
- Whoopty... He is?
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He's heading for the pole!
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- You did that on purpose.
- It's dusty out here.
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Reset the puzzle, and
I'll go calm him down.
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Whoa, shh...
Don't be scared.
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You're a genius.
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A beautiful,
non-lazy-eyed genius.
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I can't find the stick!
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Emma!
Give me a hand here.
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Way to go, Einstein.
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She was talking to me!
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- Thanks a lot, you stupid bird.
- Stupid?
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We're the ones
locked in the cage.
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But it's just a simple loop latch.
I'll reach up and...
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Ouch! He pecked me.
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- Ow! Come on!
- Okay, this has gone on long enough.
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Ow! Stop doing that!
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Hear ye, hear ye!
I hereby announce the formation
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- of the Dog River Drone Club.
- Oh. Sorry, Hank.
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I don't have time to be in
a club that isn't even a thing.
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Oh, but it is.
And it's very exclusive.
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Just you, me, and...
our drones!
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- Looks a little wobbly.
- One of the propeller blades broke off,
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ah, but I glued
a popsicle stick on there.
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Well, it's not a drone.
It's a seven-dollar toy helicopter.
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Shows what you know,
I paid eight,
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and it can do all the things
your drone can do.
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I doubt that.
Mine has a hi-def camera
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that I can use to take aerial photos
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- and/or give my father nightmares.
- Mine has a camera.
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It doesn't shoot video,
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but I set it to take a photo
every ten seconds,
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so I'll get a time-lapse
aerial of Dog River.
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Maybe not aerial,
but, uh, it's a start.
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Okay, then. Enjoy buzzing
the town's various crotches.
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Hey, what are you
guys talking about?
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- What a bad shot Karen is?
- No.
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Remember how bad
she shot last year?
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Ha! I've seen some
terrible shots in my day,
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- but hoo, baby, stink-o-rama!
- I guess she wasn't very good.
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You said it, worst shot of all time.
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- I didn't say...
- Yup, smart money's on Brent.
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Brent is where I'd bet, if
I were a betting man. Hey!
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You guys talking about
how bad Karen is at shooting?
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Stupid government cyber feds
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always poking their noses
into my junk!
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Whoa!
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Dad! Is that you?
235
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,072
Brent?
236
00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:35,174
You were right, Dad.
It's aliens!
237
00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:38,411
They sucked me up using some kind
of a shrink-a-nizing tractor beam!
238
00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:42,515
Oh no! Let him go, you
dirty bug-eyed bastards!
239
00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,930
That's my boy!
240
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,053
He's of no use to you.
241
00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:49,021
He has no skills or abilities.
242
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,991
He's just a big lazy lump
who does nothing!
243
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:53,125
Yes, well...
244
00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:54,927
He'll eat you
out of house and home...
245
00:11:54,962 --> 00:11:58,531
Anyway, I don't know when
I'll get out of this mess.
246
00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:01,033
In the meantime, if you
see someone around town
247
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,035
who looks like me,
it's not me!
248
00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:05,338
It's some kind of robot pod.
249
00:12:05,372 --> 00:12:09,108
Goodbye!
250
00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:10,876
Oh, this is terrible.
251
00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:14,246
I mean, I don't have to hide
my boat now, that's good,
252
00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:16,949
but still, this is terrible!
253
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:20,987
What the hell are you...
254
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:24,290
Hey! What kind of creepy
sicko stunt is that, Hank?
255
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:27,626
- Get over yourself.
- Perv.
256
00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:31,964
- What are you doing, ya perv?
- That was your knee!
257
00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:35,368
- I don't see him.
- He probably drowned in a puddle.
258
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:38,037
You got it!
259
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:42,475
Something's jamming it.
No way.
260
00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:45,311
He's using my own stick
against me!
261
00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:48,347
The student
has become the master.
262
00:12:48,382 --> 00:12:50,316
You can't seriously think
he did that on purpose.
263
00:12:56,323 --> 00:13:00,426
Hoo boy, Karen!
You sure were a terrible shot
264
00:13:00,428 --> 00:13:02,561
at last year's turkey shoot.
265
00:13:02,596 --> 00:13:05,231
Yup, if last year
is anything to go by,
266
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:08,167
and as far as anyone knows, it is,
267
00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:11,103
I am not good at gun shooting.
268
00:13:11,171 --> 00:13:13,473
I can't watch you beat
yourself up like this.
269
00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:15,741
I have faith in you,
and to prove it,
270
00:13:15,742 --> 00:13:17,610
- I'm going to bet on you this year.
- No, don't!
271
00:13:17,611 --> 00:13:20,679
Uh, I mean,
don't waste your money.
272
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,953
Davis is right,
I'm a terrible shot.
273
00:13:25,652 --> 00:13:28,020
He has her so demoralized,
274
00:13:28,055 --> 00:13:32,643
she thinks she deserves this abuse.
This is not cool!
275
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:35,961
Emma!
Martians took our boy!
276
00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:37,563
Emma?
277
00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:39,598
Emma?
Emma!
278
00:13:41,134 --> 00:13:42,935
Where the hell are you?
279
00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:47,273
Try again.
280
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:49,642
Ugh. I can make that shot
ten out of ten times.
281
00:13:49,644 --> 00:13:53,079
But everyone is watching.
282
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,615
Oh, that's awful.
283
00:13:56,616 --> 00:13:59,318
Karen needs our support
to build back her confidence.
284
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:02,121
I say we all bet on her
to win the turkey shoot.
285
00:14:02,155 --> 00:14:03,155
But she sucks.
286
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:06,660
Words like "sucks" and "useless"
are counter-productive.
287
00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:09,496
- No one said "useless."
- Come on, you guys,
288
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:11,063
you don't have to bet a lot,
289
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:13,265
just what you can afford to lose,
because, well,
290
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,967
we've established she's garbage.
291
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,369
- Well, no one said she's...
- Come on, you guys!
292
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,071
She needs this.
293
00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:21,674
Uh... all right.
294
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,745
Come on, go left.
295
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:29,248
Might need to recalibrate
the popsicle stick.
296
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:32,017
Uh-oh, it's getting too far away.
297
00:14:32,052 --> 00:14:35,054
Okay, you distract him
while I try to reach
298
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,356
your purse with this branch.
299
00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:38,257
Then we can use your phone
to call for help.
300
00:14:38,258 --> 00:14:42,128
♪ Yoo-hoo...
gobble gobble! ♪
301
00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:48,702
Okay, easy.
Easy...
302
00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:57,610
- He's trying to answer the phone!
- He's just randomly...
303
00:14:57,611 --> 00:14:59,311
Emma? Hello?
304
00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:01,347
Emma! Where the hell are you?
305
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,151
Oscar, help!
306
00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:07,686
Oh, my God, they got you too?
307
00:15:07,721 --> 00:15:10,544
Oscar!
308
00:15:10,557 --> 00:15:12,713
Oh, no!
309
00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:19,742
All your book smarts,
and you let us get trapped
310
00:15:19,743 --> 00:15:21,743
by the stupidest creature on Earth.
311
00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:24,545
When are you going to accept
this is no accident?
312
00:15:24,547 --> 00:15:26,415
He's doing this on purpose.
313
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:29,217
I wouldn't be surprised
if we end up as human jerky.
314
00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:32,587
Okay, let's see...
315
00:15:32,622 --> 00:15:34,890
I think I'll put a couple
hundred bucks down
316
00:15:34,924 --> 00:15:37,659
on Karen to win,
even though she is a long shot.
317
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,694
- Not anymore.
- What?
318
00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:42,264
A bunch of people placed bets
on Karen in the last half hour.
319
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:44,600
She's actually
the odds-on favourite now.
320
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,881
Why the hell would...?
321
00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:50,404
Something's gone horribly wrong.
Everyone is betting on you.
322
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,375
- How could this have happened?
- Don't know, don't care.
323
00:15:53,376 --> 00:15:54,477
If everyone's
betting on me to win,
324
00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:56,478
then everyone's
going to win some money.
325
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,448
- Nope, new plan.
- Brent's the long shot now,
326
00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:00,949
so I put all my money on him.
327
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,251
You throw the contest,
and I make a killing.
328
00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:05,787
Forget it.
I have got a point to prove.
329
00:16:05,788 --> 00:16:07,656
No! Throw the match.
330
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:10,258
That's worse than the scam
you were pulling before,
331
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:13,462
- and more scummy.
- Yeah. It's called "scumbling."
332
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:18,300
Knees, shoes,
fire hydrant, knees,
333
00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,535
cat's anus, ankles...
334
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,504
Hmm. What is that?
335
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:26,728
Where's Davis and Karen?
Emma's been abducted.
336
00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:29,794
Oh. That probably
explains this, then.
337
00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:32,867
Oh, no! What are those
monsters doing to her?
338
00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:36,771
And Wanda?
That's Wanda's yard.
339
00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:39,207
- I gotta go!
- Okie-dokie, then.
340
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,409
Snail, ingrown toenail,
341
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,645
another cat's anus,
frog's anus...
342
00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,680
Hmm, wow,
that does look watertight.
343
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,950
Come on.
If you take a dive and tank it,
344
00:16:48,952 --> 00:16:51,453
I'll make sure no one teases you.
345
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,624
- You're the only one that teases me.
- I can dial that back.
346
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,985
Not a chance.
I am on a mission.
347
00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:58,827
Davis, Karen, follow me,
348
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:01,429
Emma's been
abducted by Martians,
349
00:17:01,497 --> 00:17:04,065
and if you see Brent, arrest him!
He's a robot.
350
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,468
You betcha.
351
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:07,569
- But if you just...
- Hang onto my drone controller.
352
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,237
Whatever you do,
don't let Hank touch it.
353
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,105
You betcha.
354
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:12,941
Hey, Brent!
You feeling confident?
355
00:17:12,942 --> 00:17:15,474
Like you might get a bullseye?
356
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:24,085
Ah, it's no use.
He made the cage too strong.
357
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,154
You made it!
358
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:29,658
Kirk!
We're saved!
359
00:17:29,725 --> 00:17:31,626
How did you know
we were here?
360
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,828
- You called me.
- We didn't call you.
361
00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:36,498
- The turkey called you!
- The turkey?
362
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:38,967
Turkey's too stupid
to come in out of the rain.
363
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,137
- He can't use a phone.
- That's what he wants you to think.
364
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:45,140
He operates 20 moves ahead,
like Kasparov.
365
00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:47,008
Ah, I should've
named him Kasparov.
366
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:49,844
He got us,
and he'll take you down too.
367
00:17:49,845 --> 00:17:51,545
You'll never catch him, Kirk.
368
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:55,083
Thanks for catching him, Kirk.
369
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,817
Kasparov...
370
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,988
I believe I made my point.
371
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:07,196
And Brent hits
just outside the bullseye.
372
00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:09,030
Closest to centre so far.
373
00:18:09,032 --> 00:18:13,968
Next up is Officer Karen Pelly, who...
374
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,737
...remember how bad
her shot was last year?
375
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,470
Terrible!
376
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:24,212
Hex...
hex, hex...
377
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:25,914
He...
378
00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,018
Whoopsy.
379
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,986
Karen missed!
Brent won!
380
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:35,023
- I won!
- Don't feel bad, Karen.
381
00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:37,158
We all knew you couldn't do it.
382
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:40,161
I am gonna blast that stupid
drone right out of the sky.
383
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,896
Drone?
What drone?
384
00:18:41,898 --> 00:18:44,999
- No!
- Oh, don't worry, she'll never hit it.
385
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,669
And that's okay.
She's good at other things.
386
00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:50,238
I bet she will hit it!
I'm giving 2-1.
387
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:53,708
Ha! That'll be the day!
388
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,713
- I'm rich!
- Aw, see, Karen?
389
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:01,750
Anyone can get lucky,
no matter how bad they are.
390
00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:05,253
Dammit!
I'm too late!
391
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:09,591
Emma!
392
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:14,195
And to a lesser extent...
Brent!
393
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,668
I paid 1,000 bucks for that drone.
394
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:23,606
You know Hank breaks everything.
Why did you lend it to him?
395
00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:26,608
- I didn't lend it to him!
- Here.
396
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:29,577
I understand if you want
to resign from Drone Club.
397
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:34,783
Great, we missed
the turkey shoot.
398
00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:37,619
- Just as he planned.
- Holy hell...
399
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:41,222
Emma!
I thought I'd lost you forever!
400
00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:45,294
Hang on, how do I know you're
not a robot puppet pod from Mars?
401
00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:48,763
Stop being an idiot,
or I'll boot your ass to Mars.
402
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:51,099
It's really you!
403
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:55,296
And that's really gross.
404
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:02,649
- All right, Davis, hand it over.
- This stinks.
405
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:03,717
What stinks?
406
00:20:03,718 --> 00:20:06,153
I'm making Davis hand all
his winnings over to you.
407
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:08,989
The police have to be held
to a higher standard.
408
00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:11,558
Gambling, destroying
private property.
409
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:13,660
But you did both those things!
410
00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:19,065
Dammit!
That cost me 50 bucks!
411
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:22,903
Yeah, well, I'm not the police.
412
00:20:22,904 --> 00:20:26,039
Give me 50 bucks,
and hand the rest to Brent.
413
00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:28,324
Well, if it's by order of the mayor...
414
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,062
Cool! Now you can
buy another drone.
415
00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:31,878
Why?
Drone's no good for anything.
416
00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,428
Well, I'm having fun with mine.
417
00:20:36,117 --> 00:20:38,615
- Can I have a turn?
- No.
418
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:42,022
I'm warning you, Kirk.
Keep an eye on that turkey.
419
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,290
He's smarter than he looks.
420
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,859
He'd pretty much have to be.
421
00:20:48,929 --> 00:20:51,447
_
422
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,041
Oh, my.
423
00:21:09,383 --> 00:21:11,017
♪ I don't know ♪
424
00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:13,887
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
425
00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:19,092
♪ I don't know ♪
426
00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:22,629
♪ I just... don't know ♪
427
00:21:24,134 --> 00:21:28,071
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ It's a great big place ♪
428
00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:32,299
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
429
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,192
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ And it's my happy place ♪
430
00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:37,980
♪ I don't know ♪
431
00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:41,841
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