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ANNOUNCER:
Today on Chrissy's Court,
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lounge singer Joey Valenza is suing
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David Oganesyan for the cost of a speaker
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that was damaged when David
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startled Joey
with an outlandish song request.
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David says it was Joey
that knocked the speaker over,
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so...
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The people are real.
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The cases are real.
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And the judgments are legally binding,
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no matter how unqualified the judge is.
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- This is Chrissy's Court.
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[dramatic music plays]
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- All rise
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to the Judge--
Honorable Judge Chrissy Teigen.
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- Oh, are we using that?
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- Yeah.
- "For the Judge
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Honorable Chrissy Teigen." Okay.
- [laughs]
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- Hello, everybody!
- Hi. [giggles]
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- Joey v. David.
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Joey, you look so familiar.
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- I have a generic face.
- No! You don't have
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a generic face.
- I do.
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I had a nose job, but it grew back.
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- Did we date?
I think we might have dated.
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Joey, present me your case.
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- I was singing in a restaurant.
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Uh, I just finished a Sinatra song.
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I was walking back to the stage,
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and I heard a voice behind me say...
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[deep voice]:
"Hey, you do any rap songs?"
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- Wait, how did he say it?
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"Hey, you do any rap songs?"
- Yeah. "Hey, you.
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You sing any rap songs?"
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I turned around.
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It was a nice-looking young kid.
I said,
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"Uh, this room isn't right for rap.
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Sorry about it."
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And the look on his face scared me.
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I went back, and my shoulder hit
the-the speaker.
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And fell off the table.
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So I'm suing David
for the value of my speaker,
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which is approximately $999.
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- So, David, your defense.
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- So, I walked into the restaurant.
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I ordered some takeout.
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Uh, decided to listen to some music.
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I saw he was singing good songs, you know?
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- Yeah.
- Like, you know,
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I just wanted to hear my own style,
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maybe joke around...
- What song did you want
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to hear?
- A rap song.
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I mean, do you look at him
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and do you think that he knows a rap song?
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- I mean...
- [laughing]
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- I mean, like, were you drinking
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a little bit?
- No.
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- No, not at all. No.
- No? Okay.
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Well, that's not helping your case.
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You should've said you were drinking.
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Um, okay.
- [laughter]
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- He got worked up, and, uh,
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he backed up into his speaker,
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knocked it down,
and he broke his own speaker.
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So I don't owe him anything.
- We actually have an expert
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in music, and he's gonna
come out and help me out.
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So come on out.
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- [applause]
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- Thank you.
So, John is actually a professional judge.
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- I'm actually a coach.
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I'm not a judge.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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You're a coach. That's right.
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- But I do judge people.
- [chuckles]
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- So, can we hear a little bit
of music from you?
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- Now, I don't know if it's go--
It's working.
- Oh.
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- Now it works.
- That sounds good.
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- So it's not even-- it's not even broken.
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- It works perfectly.
- It won't work
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for half hour, an hour.
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But you never know.
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- I want you to sing for me,
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and I'll know if the speaker's working.
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- ♪ I dream of Jeanie ♪
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♪ With the light brown hair ♪
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- Can I have one thing to myself ever?
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- I just want to dance with you.
- ♪ Born like a vapor ♪
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♪ On the summer air. ♪
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- Wait, you're singing that type of song,
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and then David walks up to you
and says, "Hey!
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Can you...?"
- "Play some Dr. Dre!"
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- "Can you play some Dre?"
- Exactly.
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- Okay, John, can you go ask him
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to perform a so-- a rap song?
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John will approach you...
- Yeah...
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- Let's get the mic for you.
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- ...and apparently scare
the shit out of you.
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- [laughter]
- Look at me. I'm scary.
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- ♪ And did it ♪
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♪ My... ♪
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- Excuse me, sir.
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- [vocalizing]
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- Could I hear some rap music?
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- I'm sorry.
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This room is con--
not conducive to rap music.
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But I can tell you
how they got the word "rap."
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They took the "C" out of "crap."
- What?!
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- [shouts]
And I hit the speaker.
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- [laughing]
DAVID: Right, right, right. Automatically.
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- It's not funny, Judge.
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- [laughter]
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- It's not funny.
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- David, is that how it happened?
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- That's not. I can reenact it.
- Okay, David,
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please approach.
Can you do it in the way that you think
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that it happened?
- Yeah.
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JOHN: Okay.
- John, you sing "My Way."
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- Okay. ♪ I did it ♪
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♪ My... ♪
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♪ Way... ♪
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- [applause, light whooping]
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- Thank you, everybody!
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- Very nice. That was very nice.
- Thank you.
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- That was very good. Can--
Do you have some rap music?
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Maybe you could twist it...
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- [shouts]
- [laughter]
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JOEY:
Don't do it again, please.
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That's exactly how he did it.
- That's exactly...
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- [laughter]
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- Wow. So, I mean, either way,
that was terrifying.
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Uh...
- [laughs]
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- That's right.
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- [laughing]
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- John, how do you feel as an artist
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if, uh, anyone approaches you
to sing something different?
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- Yeah. Well, I just think
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the audience has a responsibility
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to request responsibly,
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if you know what I mean.
- Yes.
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- So he shouldn't have asked you to rap,
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especially he's a takeout customer.
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Like, how does a takeout customer
get to request songs?
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- [laughter]
- Okay, so,
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I mean, you backed up to your
own [bleep] speaker, Joey.
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Um...
- [laughter]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- [chuckles]
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- [laughing]
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- I mean, David, just know
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that you don't go up to an entertainer
in a restaurant
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and ask for rap music.
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I'm gonna go ahead and rule
in favor of Joey for $999
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for the speaker.
[gavel bangs]
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JOHN:
Wow.
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- But I'm gonna cover it.
[chuckles]
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'Cause I love you both.
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Joey, you get a new speaker.
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- ♪ And did it my... ♪
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- ♪ My... ♪
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♪ My... ♪
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- [chuckles, vocalizing]
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- ♪ Way...! ♪
- ♪ My way! ♪
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- [holding note]
- [applause]
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- One breath, John.
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- [chuckles]
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LUNA: Good job, Mommy.
- Thank you.
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- What did you say, Luna?
JOHN: "Good job, Mommy."
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- Oh, thank you, baby girl.
- [chuckles]
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- Next time I want to request
a song, I'll ta--
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definitely take a extra look
on the performer.
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- Justice Christy-- Chrissy Teigen,
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uh, did the right thing.
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Thank you very much, everybody.
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