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Huh! -♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:15,365 --> 00:00:17,805 [MAN ON TV] Fallen in love with somebody who's got the vote this time. 5 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,685 -[CANNED LAUGHTER] -How old is she? 20? 6 00:00:19,765 --> 00:00:20,725 ♪ Everything ♪ 7 00:00:20,805 --> 00:00:23,045 -[SECOND MAN ON TV] No, she's about 30. -♪ Everything ♪ 8 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,485 ♪ Everything gon' be all right This morning ♪ 9 00:00:25,565 --> 00:00:27,565 -[DOG YAPPING] -[MAN SHOUTING ON TV] 10 00:00:30,525 --> 00:00:31,765 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 11 00:00:34,845 --> 00:00:35,845 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 12 00:00:37,525 --> 00:00:38,605 Do you like my tits? 13 00:00:38,685 --> 00:00:39,525 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 14 00:00:41,045 --> 00:00:42,765 Hello? Tits! 15 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:45,005 Yeah. I love your tits. 16 00:00:47,085 --> 00:00:48,125 Do you wanna come on them? 17 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:51,125 Sure. Let me just get this off. 18 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:55,885 Actually, don't. I got a rash last time. Let's do it from behind. 19 00:00:56,365 --> 00:00:57,285 Okay. 20 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,365 ♪ Hey, child... ♪ 21 00:01:03,405 --> 00:01:04,405 Mm! 22 00:01:05,485 --> 00:01:07,325 ♪ Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, child ♪ 23 00:01:07,405 --> 00:01:08,685 [MOANING] 24 00:01:09,845 --> 00:01:12,085 I'm gonna come. Are you gonna come? 25 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,925 [WOMAN MOANS] 26 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:18,085 [CRIES OUT] 27 00:01:18,765 --> 00:01:19,845 Mm! 28 00:01:19,925 --> 00:01:21,725 [GROANS] 29 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,445 [SIGHS] 30 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,885 -[SIGHS] -Did you just fake it? 31 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:36,365 Don't be stupid. 32 00:01:37,005 --> 00:01:39,005 -[SIGHS] -[LATEX SNAPS] 33 00:01:40,645 --> 00:01:42,205 -Why are you staring? -Show me the condom. 34 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:43,205 No way. 35 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,045 Where's the spunk, Adam? 36 00:01:49,205 --> 00:01:51,205 [SOFT GUITAR SONG PLAYS] 37 00:01:52,405 --> 00:01:57,285 ♪ I've got secrets I don't know if I can tell you ♪ 38 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:04,085 ♪ I've got things to show That no one's ever seen ♪ 39 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:08,605 ♪ I've got habits that are hard to break ♪ 40 00:02:08,685 --> 00:02:11,885 -♪ I swear each mornin', when I wake ♪ -[ALARM BEEPING] 41 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,525 ♪ Today's the day ♪ 42 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:16,005 ♪ I'm comin' clean ♪ 43 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:22,565 ♪ 'Cause I've got dreams that might not Come to any kind of fruition ♪ 44 00:02:22,645 --> 00:02:23,845 [SIGHS] 45 00:02:24,365 --> 00:02:30,285 ♪ I've got cracks in my facade I may fall between ♪ 46 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:33,925 ♪ I've got pictures In the dresser drawer ♪ 47 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:39,205 ♪ I whisper to the bedroom door Today's the day ♪ 48 00:02:39,885 --> 00:02:41,645 ♪ I'm comin' clean ♪ 49 00:02:43,085 --> 00:02:46,725 ♪ I'm comin' clean ♪ 50 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:48,005 -[DOOR OPENS] -[YELPS] 51 00:02:48,445 --> 00:02:50,645 Whoa, there. [CHUCKLES] 52 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:52,445 This is not the bathroom. 53 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,365 Sorry, man. I'm very sorry. I'm, uh-- 54 00:02:55,445 --> 00:02:56,725 -Uh-- -Sleeping with my mother? 55 00:02:58,205 --> 00:02:59,645 Correct. [CHUCKLES] 56 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:01,765 Awkward. I'm Dan. 57 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:03,605 -And you are... -Otis. 58 00:03:03,805 --> 00:03:04,725 Ah... 59 00:03:05,725 --> 00:03:07,245 Don't worry. Left-handed. 60 00:03:11,445 --> 00:03:13,685 -First door on your left. -[WHISPERS] Cheers, dude. 61 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:16,805 [SIGHS] 62 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:25,645 -Morning, darling. -Morning. 63 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,925 -Coffee? -I've got some. 64 00:03:29,245 --> 00:03:30,085 Toast? 65 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:32,845 Um... Maybe... 66 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:34,885 Uh, I've got clients in a few minutes. 67 00:03:36,565 --> 00:03:38,165 Oh, Otis, this is, um-- 68 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:39,605 BOTH: We've met. 69 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:43,805 -Coffee? -DAN: Oh, yes, please. 70 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,285 [SIGHS] 71 00:03:49,525 --> 00:03:50,605 How old are you, Dan? 72 00:03:51,245 --> 00:03:52,805 How old am I-- Uh, I'm 32. 73 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:56,325 You having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis? 74 00:03:56,685 --> 00:03:59,045 -Otis... -Mum, he rides a motorbike. 75 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,885 I'll take you for a ride in it, if you like? 76 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:03,045 [OTIS CHUCKLES] No, thanks. 77 00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:04,885 Do you have an Oedipal complex? 78 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:07,285 As in, you mean do I wanna have sex with my mum? 79 00:04:07,365 --> 00:04:09,085 -Mm. -Uh, not really. 80 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:12,125 -It's not really my thing, that. -Just ignore him. He's teasing you. 81 00:04:12,205 --> 00:04:14,445 Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man 82 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:17,125 to be sexually attracted to a mature woman. 83 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:19,885 In fact, when you stigmatize his choice, 84 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:21,845 then you feed into an unhealthy narrative 85 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:23,485 on masculinity in middle age. 86 00:04:23,925 --> 00:04:26,965 That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh? [CHUCKLES] 87 00:04:27,045 --> 00:04:29,885 Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much. 88 00:04:30,365 --> 00:04:31,765 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 89 00:04:31,845 --> 00:04:32,685 That's me. 90 00:04:33,205 --> 00:04:35,805 Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well. 91 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:39,885 -Thanks. -Okay. 92 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,565 -Mm-hm. -DAN: Um... 93 00:04:41,645 --> 00:04:44,645 Thanks for everything, Mum. Uh, Jean. Jean. Definitely Jean. 94 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:46,845 Okay. 95 00:04:47,925 --> 00:04:49,245 [SIGHS] 96 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:52,205 -Hopefully see you again, then, dude. -Yeah. 97 00:04:52,845 --> 00:04:53,885 Unlikely. 98 00:04:54,605 --> 00:04:58,805 Your mum's new boyfriend is a big hot sticky wet dream. 99 00:04:59,205 --> 00:05:00,045 OTIS: Yeah. 100 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:01,885 Mum doesn't do boyfriends. 101 00:05:02,005 --> 00:05:04,525 Ah-ah! Are those the ones that like to do it in animal costumes? 102 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,605 OTIS: No, he wants her to wear a strap-on. She's not really into it. 103 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,765 It's a classic power dynamic issue. 104 00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:12,045 Aww! I wish my mum was a sex guru. 105 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,245 Trust me, you don't. 106 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:17,805 ["LOVE YOU SO BAD" PLAYING] 107 00:05:18,205 --> 00:05:19,045 Marjorie... 108 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:22,085 how are you getting on with your penis? 109 00:05:23,805 --> 00:05:26,325 -I'm not hating it. -JEAN: Fantastic. 110 00:05:26,405 --> 00:05:27,765 Okay, let's proceed. 111 00:05:34,445 --> 00:05:36,125 OTIS' FRIEND: So, did you do it? 112 00:05:37,445 --> 00:05:39,685 Don't tell me you choked again. 113 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,125 Ha-ha! 114 00:05:41,285 --> 00:05:43,045 -You didn't even try. -I've given up. 115 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:46,085 It's too much. I don't... I don't wanna talk about it. 116 00:05:46,165 --> 00:05:50,325 I mean, what exactly is the problem here? I mean, can you even get a hard-on? 117 00:05:50,405 --> 00:05:53,245 Of course I can. I'm not a fucking eunuch, all right? 118 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:55,085 I just-- I wait for them to go away. 119 00:05:55,165 --> 00:05:58,485 I don't like how it feels. Can we drop it now, please? 120 00:05:58,565 --> 00:06:00,405 No offense, but that is super weird. 121 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,125 Super weird. 122 00:06:02,205 --> 00:06:03,405 [LAUGHING] 123 00:06:03,485 --> 00:06:06,445 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah-wah-wah Wah, wah... ♪ 124 00:06:06,805 --> 00:06:07,885 [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] 125 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,005 [FRIEND CONTINUES LAUGHING] 126 00:06:09,085 --> 00:06:10,405 ♪ Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah ♪ 127 00:06:10,485 --> 00:06:13,925 ♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah-wah-wah Wah, wah ♪ 128 00:06:14,005 --> 00:06:16,565 ♪ Wah, so bad ♪ 129 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:17,965 ♪ Oh ♪ 130 00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:22,045 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 131 00:06:23,645 --> 00:06:25,645 ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪ 132 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:31,205 [GASPS LOUDLY] 133 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:34,445 Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car. 134 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:37,565 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive, now they have wheels! 135 00:06:37,885 --> 00:06:40,245 You reckon Anwar's been workin' out? He's lookin' extra tight. 136 00:06:40,325 --> 00:06:42,325 OTIS: Just because he's the only other gay in our year, 137 00:06:42,405 --> 00:06:44,605 -it doesn't mean you have to fancy him. -Yeah, correction. 138 00:06:44,965 --> 00:06:46,245 Only other gay we know of. 139 00:06:46,485 --> 00:06:47,725 Could be anywhere. 140 00:06:48,405 --> 00:06:50,165 What are you lookin' at, El Pervo? 141 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:51,445 Did you hear that? 142 00:06:51,925 --> 00:06:54,645 He spoke to me! With actual words! 143 00:06:54,725 --> 00:06:57,925 -He called you a Spanish pervert. -Oh, this is gonna be such a good year! 144 00:06:58,005 --> 00:06:59,005 I can feel it! 145 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:09,725 -Is that Tom Baker? -Yup. 146 00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:13,165 Captain of the Warhammer Society. His balls finally dropped. 147 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:16,885 Yeah, I keep telling you, man, everyone has had sex over the summer. 148 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:19,325 -Everyone except you. -And you. 149 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:23,325 Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. 150 00:07:23,405 --> 00:07:25,725 -Why the half? -We got interrupted. 151 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:28,165 Stupid surprise karaoke. 152 00:07:28,565 --> 00:07:30,565 Still, not exactly a player. 153 00:07:30,645 --> 00:07:32,805 Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis. 154 00:07:36,885 --> 00:07:38,325 I'm worried about you, man. 155 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,765 Like, look around. 156 00:07:39,845 --> 00:07:42,005 Everybody's either thinking about shagging, 157 00:07:42,485 --> 00:07:43,525 about to shag, 158 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:46,645 or actually shagging, 159 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,005 and you can't even jack your beanstalk. 160 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:51,005 -I've got plenty of time. -Mm, I don't know, man. 161 00:07:51,245 --> 00:07:53,925 Everything's changing round here, and it's changing fast. 162 00:07:54,045 --> 00:07:56,525 Case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger, 163 00:07:56,605 --> 00:07:58,245 which I thought was technically impossible. 164 00:07:58,325 --> 00:07:59,685 OTIS: They look the same to me. 165 00:08:00,165 --> 00:08:02,125 I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, 166 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:03,885 and now, it's all wonky. 167 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:06,165 -Like a discount avocado. -I don't think that's true. 168 00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:08,365 OTIS' FRIEND: I heard she sucked off 12 guys in ten minutes for a dare. 169 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:10,485 -OTIS: That's definitely not true. -What a slag. 170 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,725 Look at that greasy hair. Maybe she can't afford shampoo. 171 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:15,205 -Or deodorant. -OTIS' FRIEND: Told you. 172 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,165 She's basically a nympho. 173 00:08:22,645 --> 00:08:25,365 This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friend. 174 00:08:25,765 --> 00:08:28,645 Our chance to finally move up the social food chain. 175 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,125 We shall transform 176 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:34,765 from lowly caterpillars into... awesome killer whales. 177 00:08:35,805 --> 00:08:36,805 Do we have to? 178 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:39,485 Prepare for the best two years of our lives. 179 00:08:40,325 --> 00:08:41,525 [CHUCKLING] 180 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:49,325 [PLAYING "JERUSALEM" OFF-KEY] 181 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:10,005 I'm sorry. 182 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:13,805 Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem. 183 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:15,125 It was... 184 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,645 adequate. 185 00:09:21,445 --> 00:09:23,725 So, just a few things to get us started. 186 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:30,685 The toilet block behind the gymnasium is full of asbestos, so, please, keep out. 187 00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:34,085 Running in the corridors is the scourge... 188 00:09:34,165 --> 00:09:36,445 -Told you not to do it. -I wanted to impress Swing Band. 189 00:09:36,525 --> 00:09:40,245 [HEADMASTER] ...the story of James Cairney and the pencil. 190 00:09:40,325 --> 00:09:43,525 I have spoken to his mother. He, uh, has recovered. 191 00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:47,045 However, the mental scars still remain. 192 00:09:47,765 --> 00:09:49,405 A lesson for us all. 193 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,165 Calmly moving on. 194 00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:53,845 It is my great pleasure to introduce to you 195 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:56,245 our brand-new head boy... 196 00:09:57,485 --> 00:09:58,645 Jackson Marchetti. 197 00:09:58,725 --> 00:09:59,885 [CHEERING] 198 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,205 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 199 00:10:11,165 --> 00:10:12,765 [OVERLAPPING CHEERS] 200 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,645 Whoo! 201 00:10:22,965 --> 00:10:24,045 We are taking over. 202 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,285 [CHEERING] 203 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:39,485 Hi, Adam. 204 00:10:40,325 --> 00:10:42,725 -Good summer? -Shut the fuck up, Tromboner. 205 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:43,885 Give me what you've got. 206 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,525 -What's in the bag? -My lunch. 207 00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:57,965 You know that, because you always eat it. 208 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,245 -I think you forgot something. -It's just a pencil case. 209 00:11:09,325 --> 00:11:11,485 Don't give a fuck about your pencil case. Curly Wurly. 210 00:11:11,565 --> 00:11:13,885 Come on, man. Not my Curly Wurly. 211 00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:16,685 Give me that Curly Wurly... 212 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:19,045 or I will break your face. 213 00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:22,205 Okay. 214 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:42,085 Aah! 215 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,205 Yeah, see you tomorrow. 216 00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:46,285 Shit biscuit. 217 00:12:11,885 --> 00:12:14,085 -Are you a complete moron? -OTIS: No, I'm not. 218 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:15,445 MAEVE: That was a rhetorical question. 219 00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:16,565 -Here. -Don't touch my shit. 220 00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:17,845 -Just trying to help. -Don't. 221 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:20,125 Guys! You're not supposed to run in the hallway. 222 00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:22,525 It was my fault. Fuck off, snowflake. 223 00:12:23,405 --> 00:12:25,045 Nice rack, Wiley. 224 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,725 [LAUGHTER] 225 00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:28,765 Are you going to write me up? 226 00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:30,685 I'll let you off. This time. 227 00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:32,725 I'm eternally grateful for your kindness. 228 00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:35,605 Actually, on second thought... 229 00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:40,845 Head Boys notoriously peak too early. I'd watch out, if I were you. 230 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:42,165 Oh, yeah? 231 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:44,845 ADAM: I said, nice rack, Wiley. 232 00:12:44,925 --> 00:12:45,885 [LAUGHTER] 233 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,565 -Say that again. -Nice... ra-- 234 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,765 -[GRUNTS] -[GROANS] 235 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:55,165 You did kind of deserve that, man. 236 00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:10,925 Settle down, class. 237 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:13,885 Settle down. Thank you. 238 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,205 [CLAPS HANDS] Ahh! 239 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:19,485 We're jumping straight in to the romantic world of the immortal Bard. 240 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,245 Shakespeare, obviously. 241 00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:24,245 This year's first assignment will be on As You Like It. 242 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,245 Set in the fictional forest of Arden. 243 00:13:27,325 --> 00:13:30,125 Uh, nice of you to join us, Adam. 244 00:13:30,525 --> 00:13:32,205 Uh, you'll be doing presentations 245 00:13:32,285 --> 00:13:35,365 on Shakespeare's relationship with love and disguise. 246 00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:39,405 The person you are sat next to now will be your partner for the project. 247 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,365 So if you just look at your sheets, 248 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,285 you're gonna go through all the five points. 249 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,045 I want you to talk in pairs. 250 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,525 Please listen, right? Listening is key. 251 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,845 So, um, the assignment brief, um... 252 00:13:50,925 --> 00:13:55,205 Examine the ways that Rosalind, uh, tests Orlando's love for her 253 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,085 -in act four... -And who are you? 254 00:13:57,165 --> 00:14:01,325 -Um... I'm Otis. Yeah. -Act four, scene one. The impression... 255 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,005 -I guess we're partners for the project. -Are you new? 256 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:06,525 No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year. 257 00:14:06,885 --> 00:14:08,685 -We had chemistry together... -Explore the ways 258 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,845 -Shakespeare uses witty wordplay... -...last term. 259 00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:13,765 -You set my desk on fire. -...sport and wrestling analogies... 260 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:15,805 -Anyway. -...to reveal his characters' views 261 00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:19,645 -on the subject of love. -Maybe later on we can get together. 262 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,725 -I know the library's open... -[CHUCKLES] 263 00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:24,045 I don't do after hours, new kid. 264 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,365 -Uh, discuss the concepts of fortune... -Where do you live? 265 00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:30,165 ...and nature as they apply to Orlando and, um, and Oliver. 266 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,725 -43 Ashford Street. -Compare and contrast the relationship... 267 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:33,845 I'll be there at 6:00. 268 00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,245 ...Orlando with Rosalind and Celia. 269 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:39,085 Um... If you have any questions, please, uh, do ask. 270 00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:42,125 But what I'd like you to do is, really, first, just mind map. 271 00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,805 Mind map together... 272 00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:45,445 -Um-- -Boring. 273 00:14:45,525 --> 00:14:47,765 What? Excuse me, this is boring? 274 00:14:48,205 --> 00:14:49,485 -Okay, um... -[BELL RINGS] 275 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:58,605 ERIC: You told Adam where you live? 276 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,085 -He asked me. -[GROANS] 277 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,525 Dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house. 278 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,285 I'm cool with it, obviously, 279 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:10,045 but if that guy even sees a Kama Sutra, he will destroy your life. 280 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,325 -She won't be home. -Oh. She better not be. 281 00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:16,045 He still calls me Tromboner. It's been four years. 282 00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:17,485 Four years. 283 00:15:17,885 --> 00:15:21,565 You did get an erection on the stage, in front of the entire school. 284 00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:23,005 It was a semi! 285 00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:27,965 The nickname doesn't even make sense. 286 00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:29,845 I play the French horn. 287 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:31,765 Such a philistine. 288 00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:34,885 OTIS: Look, he'll be in my house for an hour, tops. It will be fine. 289 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:38,845 Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big? 290 00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:41,205 -That's a myth. -Well, it's not. 291 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,165 A friend of a friend saw it once. 292 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:46,085 She said it was the size of two Coke cans. One on top of the other. 293 00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,725 Length and width. 294 00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,885 -You don't have any friends. Except me. -Not for long. 295 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,005 Because Adam is going to kill you in your own home. 296 00:15:55,445 --> 00:15:56,885 [ERIC LAUGHS] 297 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:58,325 [GRUNTING] 298 00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:04,365 GIRL: Do you really think this place has asbestos in it? 299 00:16:04,525 --> 00:16:07,365 MAEVE: I don't know. There's worse ways to go, I suppose. 300 00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:10,925 God, yeah. My auntie got eaten by wasps. 301 00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:13,805 What? Was she stung to death? [CHUCKLES] 302 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:14,765 No. 303 00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:16,165 She was eaten. 304 00:16:18,485 --> 00:16:19,405 [GASPS] 305 00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,925 Scabby Queen. I win! I win! 306 00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:24,405 No, you don't. You have to get rid of the queen. 307 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,685 -You lost, sorry. -I still don't get this game. 308 00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:28,645 Hand them over. 309 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:31,525 Thank you. 310 00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,845 -MAEVE: How’s it going with Knobzilla? -He can't come. 311 00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:47,085 So, the other night, we're, like, goin' and goin'. 312 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:50,005 [AMERICAN ACCENT] And I'm losin' my shit. [SPEAKS NORMALLY] And I, you know... 313 00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:51,925 -Reached the summit. -Yeah. 314 00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:54,125 But he, like... 315 00:16:54,205 --> 00:16:56,525 -Slipped and dropped the yogurt? -No, I wish. 316 00:16:56,925 --> 00:16:57,845 He faked it. 317 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,205 You sure? 318 00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,085 I don't know what I'm doin' wrong. 319 00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,485 MAEVE: Maybe he was nervous or something. 320 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,765 Ruby and Olivia think I should dump him. 321 00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:10,325 They say he's bringin' down my social status, but... 322 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,165 The thing is, he can be really sweet when nobody's watchin'. 323 00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,805 MAEVE: Don't know why you listen to those dickheads. 324 00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:18,685 If you like him, do what you want. 325 00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:20,845 GIRL: Tits. 326 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,365 They're looking for me. 327 00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:25,605 -Thanks for the game. -No worries. 328 00:17:25,685 --> 00:17:26,725 And the chat. 329 00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:31,485 -Oh, and-- -Don't worry, you were never here. 330 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,885 -Ta-ra, lad. -See you later, pet. 331 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:39,885 GIRL: Hiya! 332 00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,005 -Where have you been? -Nowhere. 333 00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:44,445 Biology went over. 334 00:17:44,525 --> 00:17:47,125 We thought you were doin' it with your whale dick boyfriend. 335 00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:49,645 You know he's a delinquent, right? 336 00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:54,925 Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember? 337 00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:56,405 -Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. -[SNIFFS] 338 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:57,685 Have you been smokin' again? 339 00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,405 -No, I haven't. -Good. 340 00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,445 Because smoking is definitely not vegan. 341 00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:05,845 My ham. 342 00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:13,765 Have you got the money? 343 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,245 You taking the piss? 344 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:18,445 BOY: Take it or leave it. 345 00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:20,125 [TUTS] 346 00:18:27,045 --> 00:18:29,685 -Tell anyone and I'll maim you. -This better be an A. 347 00:19:02,165 --> 00:19:04,645 [SIGHS] 348 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,565 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 349 00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:13,605 -You're on time. -How long is this gonna take, new kid? 350 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,005 Well, um-- 351 00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:16,245 I'm already bored. 352 00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,005 Have you got any Nesquik? 353 00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,845 On-- Only Mana. 354 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,445 Do you wanna get monged? 355 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:36,805 Um... 356 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,845 No, thank you. 357 00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:50,485 -Why is there a minge on your wall? -What? Where? That's... 358 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,445 Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 359 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,125 That's just an orchid. [CHUCKLES] 360 00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,805 It's... My mum's super into... 361 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,445 flora and fauna. 362 00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:57,805 -[SIGHS] -[LIGHTER SPARKS] 363 00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,085 Ooh, uh... 364 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,725 Maybe not inside, sorry. 365 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,805 I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so... 366 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:06,805 Yeah. 367 00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:08,365 You should keep goin'. 368 00:20:08,805 --> 00:20:10,445 [SIGHS] 369 00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:14,085 WOMAN: That's it, just rolling the testicle... 370 00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:16,925 -There's a ball bag on the TV. -Good. 371 00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:18,885 Sorry. Sorry, I, uh... 372 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,645 I forgot to take my... my DVD out. It's my... 373 00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:24,325 -It's my porn. -A bit old school. 374 00:20:25,885 --> 00:20:28,565 You should get on Pornhub. There's loads of stuff on there. 375 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:31,005 You could watch a CGI demon fuck a horse. 376 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,085 -Hm. -I need to piss. 377 00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:36,925 Upstairs, on your right. 378 00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,205 [URINATING] 379 00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:55,085 [ZIPS] 380 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,805 ADAM: New kid! 381 00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:10,485 Adam? 382 00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:12,605 Get in here! 383 00:22:13,045 --> 00:22:13,925 Oh! 384 00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:14,925 Adam! 385 00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:17,005 Oh... [SPLUTTERS] 386 00:22:19,245 --> 00:22:20,685 -You've got a sex dungeon. -No. 387 00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:22,325 No, this is not. I... 388 00:22:22,765 --> 00:22:26,005 I can explain. This is my mum's office and she's a therapist. 389 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,765 -Sex therapist. -I don't know what that is. 390 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,285 She helps people with sex problems. 391 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,125 -She's a prostitute. -No. 392 00:22:32,445 --> 00:22:35,325 -Like a pimp. -No, no, she's like a... a shrink. 393 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,965 But instead of talking about mental health stuff, she talks about sex. 394 00:22:39,085 --> 00:22:40,045 People's sex lives. 395 00:22:40,925 --> 00:22:42,845 She-- She helps people bone better. 396 00:22:43,605 --> 00:22:45,005 Yes, in essence. 397 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,285 Look, um... 398 00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:52,245 Could you not tell anyone about this, please? 399 00:22:52,325 --> 00:22:54,605 -[DOOR CLOSES] -JEAN: Otis, darling? 400 00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:56,085 -I'm home! -[GASPS] 401 00:22:58,005 --> 00:23:00,085 [BIRDSONG] 402 00:23:06,045 --> 00:23:07,485 [CHUCKLES] 403 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,125 Mm! Mmm... 404 00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:12,725 [INHALING] 405 00:23:12,805 --> 00:23:14,165 [EXHALING] 406 00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:16,925 God, that's strong stuff. 407 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:21,205 It is chronic shit. 408 00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,925 -JEAN: I'm already hungry. -[ADAM CHUCKLES] 409 00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:27,445 It's snack time. [GIGGLES] 410 00:23:35,845 --> 00:23:36,805 Your mum's cool. 411 00:23:37,205 --> 00:23:38,285 Why aren't you cool? 412 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,605 And she's hot. Why didn't you say she was hot? 413 00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:43,925 Because she's my mum. 414 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,965 -I mean, seriously, are you adopted? -No. 415 00:23:47,045 --> 00:23:48,845 -Then why are you so shit? -JEAN: Adam. 416 00:23:48,925 --> 00:23:49,805 Yeah? 417 00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:52,765 JEAN: Do you smoke every day? 418 00:23:53,525 --> 00:23:56,285 Yeah. Yeah, most days, Mrs., um... 419 00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:57,685 Oh, just call me Jean. 420 00:23:58,325 --> 00:24:01,085 You know, they've been doing some interesting studies with cannabis. 421 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,885 They're just starting to wake up to its health benefits. 422 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,645 Yeah? Like, um... 423 00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:08,405 How it makes everything funny? 424 00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:10,685 -You know, like your face. -Hm? 425 00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:12,005 Ever so serious, 426 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,125 like a... atlas. 427 00:24:14,725 --> 00:24:16,405 [BOTH GIGGLE] 428 00:24:21,845 --> 00:24:26,685 However, it has been linked to early onset impotence. 429 00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,005 Nothing conclusive yet. 430 00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:32,125 But be careful with how much you smoke. 431 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,045 Mum... 432 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:37,285 I only bring it up because I have a number of clients 433 00:24:37,365 --> 00:24:40,125 who were heavy drug users at your age, 434 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,085 and now they have trouble with sexual performance. 435 00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:46,565 -Sexual performance? -They have trouble finishing. 436 00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,605 -Ejaculation. -Hm. 437 00:24:50,845 --> 00:24:52,365 Jizz, spunk. 438 00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:54,085 Man milk! 439 00:24:54,165 --> 00:24:56,365 -Mum, Jesus Christ! -Don't have a problem with that. 440 00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:59,045 What makes you think I've got a problem with that? 441 00:24:59,485 --> 00:25:01,565 I didn't say you had a problem with that. 442 00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:07,005 -But if you want to talk about it-- -I... Uh, okay, I'm gonna go. 443 00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:08,085 I'm gonna go. 444 00:25:09,805 --> 00:25:11,325 JEAN: Okay, Adam! 445 00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:14,005 -Nice to meet you! -Mum! 446 00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:16,205 Come and hang out again. 447 00:25:16,965 --> 00:25:19,765 Adam! Adam, wait. Wait. 448 00:25:19,845 --> 00:25:22,565 You and your mum are freaks. 449 00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:33,165 I hope I didn't touch a nerve. 450 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,965 Your friend is very sensitive. 451 00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:37,845 Ooh, my mouth is immensely dry. 452 00:25:37,925 --> 00:25:40,045 Mum, how many times have I said 453 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,845 you can't go around therapizing people you don't know? 454 00:25:42,925 --> 00:25:45,405 Your generation is so touchy. 455 00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:48,485 -Information is empowering. -No, it's fucked up! 456 00:25:48,685 --> 00:25:51,565 Okay, calm down, take a breath. 457 00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:54,325 Let's... [EXHALES SLOWLY] 458 00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:56,485 Let the negative energy dissipate. 459 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:01,645 Okay. [EXHALES SLOWLY] 460 00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:07,045 -[EXHALES] -Two... 461 00:26:10,685 --> 00:26:11,805 Sorry I yelled. 462 00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:16,365 And I'm sorry... if I upset your friend. 463 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:21,285 Come on. 464 00:26:25,445 --> 00:26:26,645 [SIGHS] 465 00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:29,365 [SIGHS] 466 00:26:30,605 --> 00:26:31,685 Sweetheart... 467 00:26:35,605 --> 00:26:38,125 I've noticed you're pretending to masturbate 468 00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:40,845 and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it. 469 00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:44,245 It was the hand cream that gave it away. 470 00:26:44,325 --> 00:26:47,645 And, well, the magazine was a bit overkill. 471 00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:52,565 Anyway, I want you to know that you can talk to me about anything. 472 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:53,845 No judgment. 473 00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,765 This is a safe place. 474 00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:57,405 This is not a safe place, Mum. 475 00:26:57,485 --> 00:27:00,805 You... need to stop analyzing everything I do. 476 00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:05,885 I will when you stop creating performative situations 477 00:27:05,965 --> 00:27:07,725 that you clearly want me to observe. 478 00:27:07,805 --> 00:27:09,765 [GROANS] Okay. 479 00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:15,085 I'm going to my room, because I'm angry and I need some space. 480 00:27:15,165 --> 00:27:17,085 -Okay. -[STOMPING] 481 00:27:17,165 --> 00:27:19,165 We'll talk about it when you're ready. 482 00:27:19,685 --> 00:27:20,685 [DOOR SLAMS] 483 00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:26,125 -[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] -JEAN: Darling! It's too loud! 484 00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:27,525 [TURNS VOLUME UP] 485 00:27:28,085 --> 00:27:29,045 [PHONE ALERT] 486 00:27:30,205 --> 00:27:31,165 JEAN: Otis! 487 00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:34,125 Turn it down! 488 00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:38,205 ♪ I wasn't born in '77 ♪ 489 00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:41,445 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 490 00:27:41,525 --> 00:27:45,125 ♪ When we was together ♪ 491 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,885 [PHONE ALERT] 492 00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:49,725 ♪ Everything was so grand ♪ 493 00:27:49,805 --> 00:27:51,285 [SCOFFS] 494 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,965 -MAN: Eric, come help your mother. -♪ Now that we've parted ♪ 495 00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:57,525 Down in a minute! 496 00:27:57,605 --> 00:27:59,245 ♪ Just one sound ♪ 497 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:02,725 ♪ That I just can't stand ♪ 498 00:28:02,805 --> 00:28:05,725 -♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ -[MOANING] 499 00:28:05,805 --> 00:28:07,765 ♪ Against my window ♪ 500 00:28:07,845 --> 00:28:08,845 ♪ Oh ♪ 501 00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:13,045 ♪ Bringin' back sweet memories ♪ 502 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,445 [LAUGHTER] 503 00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:16,925 -♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ -JACKSON: Oh-ho-ho! 504 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,125 ♪ Against my window ♪ 505 00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:25,125 ♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪ 506 00:28:26,725 --> 00:28:28,725 ♪ Hey, rain ♪ 507 00:28:29,605 --> 00:28:31,925 ♪ Get off my window ♪ 508 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,365 Did you... you know? 509 00:28:35,085 --> 00:28:36,845 Yeah. I'd tell you if I didn't. 510 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,205 -Do you want me to drive you home? -Nope. 511 00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:42,165 Where do you live? 512 00:28:42,245 --> 00:28:44,645 -Honestly, I'm fine. -Come on, let me drive you home. 513 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,165 We're just fucking, Jackson. 514 00:28:46,285 --> 00:28:48,245 We don’t need to know each other's postcodes. 515 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:49,605 See you at school. 516 00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:52,645 [DOG BARKING] 517 00:28:56,805 --> 00:28:57,925 [SIGHS] 518 00:29:07,525 --> 00:29:09,245 -[BARKS] -[GASPS] Shh! 519 00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:11,565 Adam? 520 00:29:19,205 --> 00:29:20,605 [ADAM SIGHS] 521 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:22,445 You're five minutes past curfew. 522 00:29:23,285 --> 00:29:24,445 ADAM: Sorry, Dad. 523 00:29:25,325 --> 00:29:27,765 -Lost track of time. -Don't let it happen again. 524 00:29:29,445 --> 00:29:30,925 You know the rules. 525 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,485 You can have it back in the morning. 526 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:51,765 -GIRL: Hello, lover. -Ooh! Fuck. 527 00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:54,445 How did you get in? You've gotta go. 528 00:29:56,565 --> 00:29:57,845 [UNDOES BELT] 529 00:29:58,605 --> 00:30:00,365 [GRUNTS] Your hand's a bit dry. 530 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:14,285 Can you not even get hard now? 531 00:30:15,285 --> 00:30:16,725 -Am I that bad? -Yes. 532 00:30:16,805 --> 00:30:19,925 No! No, I meant no. I got confused. 533 00:30:20,565 --> 00:30:22,005 I don't know why I bother. 534 00:30:25,245 --> 00:30:26,725 Well-- Leave out the window. 535 00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:29,445 [DOOR SLAMS] 536 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:31,685 Good night, Mrs. Groff. 537 00:30:32,325 --> 00:30:33,805 Good night, Headmaster Groff. 538 00:30:34,245 --> 00:30:36,165 -What is wrong with you? -[DOOR SLAMS] 539 00:30:36,245 --> 00:30:37,925 MR. GROFF: Adam, get down here now! 540 00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:49,765 Your mum talked to Adam about ejaculation? 541 00:30:49,845 --> 00:30:51,765 -She used the words "man milk." -Oh, my-- 542 00:30:51,845 --> 00:30:54,085 -It's worse than I thought. -[SIGHS] 543 00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:56,525 No, I mean-- I mean... It's fine. 544 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,725 He was baked, he's probably forgotten all about it. 545 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,205 Shit. 546 00:31:00,285 --> 00:31:02,085 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 547 00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:03,605 Don't look. 548 00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:08,485 Watch where you’re going, fag. 549 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:11,285 Hey, Adam, you know homophobia is so 2008, right? 550 00:31:11,725 --> 00:31:12,805 Totes passé. 551 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:20,805 Thanks, Anwar. 552 00:31:21,365 --> 00:31:22,605 -Not your friends. -Okay. 553 00:31:24,805 --> 00:31:27,005 See? I told you he'd forget. 554 00:31:27,445 --> 00:31:28,325 Yeah... 555 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:02,725 [ERIC LAUGHING] 556 00:32:05,845 --> 00:32:07,245 -Yeah! -[LAUGHING] 557 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,285 OTIS: I'm only saying. 558 00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:11,685 [ERIC AND ADAM CONTINUE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 559 00:32:29,925 --> 00:32:31,005 Great, it's you. 560 00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:33,605 I get it. You're mean. 561 00:32:34,645 --> 00:32:35,765 TEACHER: Okay, so... 562 00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,085 what was gonna be biology 563 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:42,845 is now an emergency SRE class. 564 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,445 Apparently, there's been an outbreak of pubic lice. 565 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:46,365 [LAUGHTER] 566 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:48,365 Mr. Groff felt you needed a refresher. 567 00:32:48,685 --> 00:32:50,325 Lucky me, huh? 568 00:32:50,605 --> 00:32:53,365 I'm joking. This is actually gonna be incredibly awkward. 569 00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:55,085 You'll be working in pairs. 570 00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:56,845 You'll need worksheets, 571 00:32:56,925 --> 00:32:58,245 two prophylactics, 572 00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,085 and a plastic cock and balls. 573 00:33:00,165 --> 00:33:01,085 [LAUGHTER] 574 00:33:14,405 --> 00:33:15,365 Um... 575 00:33:22,925 --> 00:33:24,725 Jesus Christ! 576 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:27,885 What's next? 577 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,845 Uh... That's not the hymen. 578 00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:39,325 I think I know where the hymen is, but thanks. 579 00:33:39,445 --> 00:33:42,485 Okay, well, I mean, you're... quite wrong. 580 00:33:43,645 --> 00:33:44,485 What is it, then? 581 00:33:46,605 --> 00:33:49,885 They are the paraurethral glands. 582 00:33:50,805 --> 00:33:52,645 The female prostate. 583 00:33:53,885 --> 00:33:54,845 Where's the hymen, then? 584 00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:59,645 Hymen. 585 00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:01,965 -Hm. -[LATEX SNAPS] 586 00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:03,485 -[SCREAMS] -[LAUGHTER] 587 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,325 -See me after. -[PHONE BUZZES] 588 00:34:10,165 --> 00:34:12,845 [PHONES BUZZING AND CHIMING] 589 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,765 -Okay, yeah-- Phones away, please! -[STUDENTS LAUGHING] 590 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:16,885 Phones away! 591 00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:18,765 People! 592 00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:20,365 What is it? 593 00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:22,005 Nothing. 594 00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,045 The head of the penis is incredibly sensitive. 595 00:34:25,405 --> 00:34:28,805 Feel free to stimulate it with your fingers in a circular motion. 596 00:34:28,885 --> 00:34:32,325 As he gets closer to orgasm, you can speed up. 597 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:36,845 You'll feel him throbbing in your hand like a volcano about to erupt. 598 00:34:37,245 --> 00:34:38,565 Look at that! 599 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:40,245 Huh. Here we go. 600 00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:43,565 -I can feel it. Look, it's throbbing. -Can we turn this off, please? 601 00:34:43,645 --> 00:34:45,125 JEAN: Throbbing... 602 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,285 TEACHER: Look... 603 00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:49,165 -[JEERING] -Oh, fantastic! 604 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,165 And then he comes. 605 00:34:54,205 --> 00:34:55,685 Can you go and see if he's all right? 606 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,245 Oh, fuck it. 607 00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:01,285 Okay, thank you everyone. That's enough drama for today. 608 00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,685 [OTIS WHISPERS] Oh, my God. 609 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,165 Do you want one? 610 00:35:19,365 --> 00:35:20,605 Was that really your mum? 611 00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:22,565 Mm. Could have been a lot worse. 612 00:35:23,285 --> 00:35:24,965 She could have been stroking an actual penis. 613 00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:26,485 [LAUGHS] 614 00:35:26,565 --> 00:35:29,125 Oh, God. Yeah, I just think I'm gonna die now. 615 00:35:29,925 --> 00:35:31,005 Don't worry about it. 616 00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:34,405 Speaking as a long-term member of the Moordale Social Pariah Club, 617 00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:35,725 you'll survive. 618 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:36,965 [BOY YELLING] 619 00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:42,085 [BOY EXCLAIMING] 620 00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:44,005 [GASPING] 621 00:35:45,285 --> 00:35:49,125 [MOANING] 622 00:35:50,045 --> 00:35:51,725 Oh, ow! 623 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:54,045 [PANTING] 624 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:56,045 -[YELLS] -[ALL SCREAM] 625 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:57,325 Shit! 626 00:35:57,605 --> 00:35:58,925 -[ADAM YELPS] -Oh, my God. 627 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,605 [GASPS] 628 00:36:00,685 --> 00:36:01,605 [LAUGHS] 629 00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,525 -Get out! -Okay. 630 00:36:02,605 --> 00:36:03,885 -Fine. -No, wait! 631 00:36:04,685 --> 00:36:05,685 Don't go. 632 00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:07,125 Help me. 633 00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,445 I know it was you who sent that video around. 634 00:36:09,885 --> 00:36:11,445 -So? -So I'm not gonna help you. 635 00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:13,845 Please, new kid. It feels... like it's gonna explode. 636 00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:16,245 -And not in a good way. -Well, that's not my problem. 637 00:36:16,325 --> 00:36:17,205 No, wait! 638 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,805 Please, don't go. [WHIMPERS] 639 00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:22,565 -Should we get the nurse? -No! No, you can't tell anyone. 640 00:36:23,365 --> 00:36:25,165 -What if he dies or something? -Dies? 641 00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:26,205 OTIS: Adam... 642 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:28,245 what did you take? 643 00:36:30,045 --> 00:36:31,045 Viagra. 644 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,125 How much Viagra? 645 00:36:33,845 --> 00:36:36,045 -[WHIMPERS] -OTIS: Hey, look, um... 646 00:36:36,565 --> 00:36:39,285 Think of this room as being four walls of trust. 647 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,485 Anything you say is fine. There's no judgment. 648 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:44,365 -Three Viagras. -Jesus Christ. 649 00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:46,205 -You said there'd be no judgment. -Sorry. 650 00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:49,045 Is three Viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. 651 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,245 I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi. 652 00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:54,605 -No wonder. You could besiege a castle. -I said stop staring at it! 653 00:36:54,685 --> 00:36:55,965 Sorry! It's like a third leg. 654 00:36:58,565 --> 00:36:59,645 What now? 655 00:37:01,445 --> 00:37:02,325 We wait. 656 00:37:05,405 --> 00:37:06,645 [SIGHS] 657 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,405 -How is it looking? -ADAM: Still large, still... 658 00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:12,725 angry. 659 00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:15,645 -Where did you even get the Viagra from? -None of your business. 660 00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:17,565 Please don't tell me you got it from your dad. 661 00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:21,445 I didn't. 662 00:37:24,405 --> 00:37:25,325 Why did you take it? 663 00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:28,205 I don't know. Heard it gives you a good buzz. 664 00:37:28,285 --> 00:37:30,445 You should try it instead of being such a joy fucker. 665 00:37:30,525 --> 00:37:31,525 He's having dick problems. 666 00:37:31,605 --> 00:37:34,285 -Yeah? What would you know, Wiley? -Girls talk, clodpole. 667 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:35,805 Aimee said you can't come. 668 00:37:42,045 --> 00:37:43,165 It's too much pressure. 669 00:37:45,205 --> 00:37:47,285 -What is? -Everyone knows I've got a giant penis. 670 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,125 -So you wanted to make it bigger? -No. 671 00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:51,565 I just wanted it to get hard. 672 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,125 -Well, why do you think it couldn't? -I don't know. 673 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,365 I can't stop thinkin' about stuff when we shag. 674 00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:59,605 "What if I'm not good at this? Maybe I'm doin' it wrong. 675 00:37:59,685 --> 00:38:02,285 Maybe she knows I'm doin' it wrong. What if my dad walks in? 676 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,765 What if my dad walks in and it's right when I'm blowing my load 677 00:38:04,845 --> 00:38:07,085 and I can't stop, and he sees my jizz face? 678 00:38:07,165 --> 00:38:09,765 -What if..." -Okay. Um... Yeah, no, we get it. 679 00:38:12,565 --> 00:38:13,725 OTIS: Okay. 680 00:38:13,805 --> 00:38:14,805 Well... 681 00:38:15,965 --> 00:38:20,285 Sounds to me like you're experiencing some performance anxiety. 682 00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:24,805 Perhaps the mythology surrounding the size of your penis doesn't help things. 683 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:27,045 It is interesting you mention your father. 684 00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:29,445 How does being the headmaster's son affect you? 685 00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,125 Well, it's shit, obviously. 686 00:38:31,765 --> 00:38:32,605 Go on. 687 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,685 Everyone's watching me all the time. Everyone's like, 688 00:38:34,765 --> 00:38:37,045 "There goes Adam Groff, headmaster's son. 689 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:39,965 He's got a big massive elephant's cock." I've got feelings. 690 00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:45,325 I guess that... 691 00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,285 I wish I could be a normal kid. 692 00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:54,485 With a normal dick. 693 00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,325 And a normal dad. 694 00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:03,125 OTIS: I think... 695 00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:06,765 that you need to own your narrative, 696 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,645 not let it control you. 697 00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:11,005 Yes, you have a large appendage. 698 00:39:11,365 --> 00:39:14,085 Yes, you're very visible in the school due to your father's position. 699 00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:16,685 But neither is likely to change. 700 00:39:17,165 --> 00:39:18,365 But your outlook can. 701 00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:20,685 Does that make sense? 702 00:39:21,165 --> 00:39:22,125 Not really. 703 00:39:24,045 --> 00:39:26,805 It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks. 704 00:39:26,925 --> 00:39:28,125 You are who you are. 705 00:39:28,205 --> 00:39:30,205 Don't let anyone take that away from you. 706 00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:32,845 So everyone's wrong, and I'm basically... 707 00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:34,805 awesome. 708 00:39:36,885 --> 00:39:39,805 Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 709 00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:41,845 'Cause neither are going anywhere. 710 00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:43,845 You should work with what you've got. 711 00:39:46,165 --> 00:39:48,525 [CLATTERING] 712 00:39:49,565 --> 00:39:50,805 [SIGHS] 713 00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:54,885 It's going down, new kid. 714 00:39:56,445 --> 00:39:57,285 Thank God. 715 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:03,485 Uh, you won't tell anyone about this, will you? 716 00:40:04,165 --> 00:40:06,165 You said that thing about the four walls of trust. 717 00:40:06,285 --> 00:40:07,445 We won't tell anyone. 718 00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:10,285 If you leave my friend Eric alone. 719 00:40:11,445 --> 00:40:13,525 -For good. -Tromboner? 720 00:40:13,765 --> 00:40:14,725 It's your choice. 721 00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:16,765 Fine. 722 00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,805 I think you owe Otis an apology. 723 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:26,605 Sorry for sending the video around, but your mum... 724 00:40:27,685 --> 00:40:29,325 really got in my head, new kid. 725 00:40:30,165 --> 00:40:31,445 She's like some kind of... 726 00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:33,645 sexy witch. 727 00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:43,405 Well, that was unusual. 728 00:40:46,285 --> 00:40:47,645 See you around, Otis. 729 00:40:47,765 --> 00:40:49,765 ["DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE" PLAYING] 730 00:40:57,605 --> 00:41:01,725 ♪ Well, I was hideous and handsome ♪ 731 00:41:01,805 --> 00:41:04,685 GIRL: Do you think Headmaster Groff is well hung too? [GIGGLING] 732 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,725 Yogurt's vegan, right? 733 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:11,565 ♪ Yes, I was honest and I lied ♪ 734 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:15,925 ♪ That's my Dr. Jekyll 735 00:41:16,005 --> 00:41:18,445 -♪ Oh, and Mr. Hyde ♪ -Hey! 736 00:41:18,525 --> 00:41:20,325 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 737 00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:24,165 I have something to say. 738 00:41:24,685 --> 00:41:27,645 My name is Adam Groff. Headmaster Groff is my dad. 739 00:41:28,045 --> 00:41:30,605 Which is weird, 'cause I'm quite shit at school. 740 00:41:32,885 --> 00:41:34,525 -[BUCKLE JANGLES] -And this... 741 00:41:34,605 --> 00:41:36,005 [ZIPS] 742 00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:37,285 This is my dick. 743 00:41:37,725 --> 00:41:39,605 -[GASPING] -[LAUGHTER] 744 00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:44,685 No. 745 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:46,725 Yes, it is large. 746 00:41:48,045 --> 00:41:49,925 -GIRL: Oh, my God. -But I've done some googling. 747 00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:52,485 -Oh, my God. -And it's actually just above average 748 00:41:52,565 --> 00:41:55,405 in terms of worldwide adult statistics. 749 00:41:56,565 --> 00:41:57,525 So, yeah. 750 00:41:58,045 --> 00:42:00,165 -That's me. -[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 751 00:42:00,845 --> 00:42:01,925 And that's my dick. 752 00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:04,885 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 753 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,605 You have to break up with him. 754 00:42:16,285 --> 00:42:17,485 Yeah, I do. 755 00:42:26,205 --> 00:42:27,525 I have to tell you something. 756 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,205 -♪ Don't forget now to take your pills ♪ -[MOANING] 757 00:42:30,285 --> 00:42:31,965 ♪ I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪ 758 00:42:32,045 --> 00:42:33,045 I'm owning my narrative. 759 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:35,645 -♪ Don't forget now to take your pills ♪ -I'm owning my narrative! 760 00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:37,565 -[GROANS] - ♪ Because you can't stop ♪ 761 00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:39,645 ♪I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪ 762 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,245 ♪ I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪ 763 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:45,245 [GROANING] 764 00:42:47,885 --> 00:42:50,005 [SIGHING] I owned it! 765 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,485 [GROANS] 766 00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:58,445 [SIGHS] Welcome back, old friend. How I've missed you. 767 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,045 Uh, what did you wanna talk about? 768 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,605 We have to break up. 769 00:43:08,645 --> 00:43:11,005 -We just had sex. -Yeah. 770 00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:12,965 I wanted to do it one last time. 771 00:43:13,645 --> 00:43:15,165 For, like, memories. 772 00:43:16,285 --> 00:43:17,805 But I don't understand. 773 00:43:18,885 --> 00:43:20,085 I thought it was me. 774 00:43:21,005 --> 00:43:22,445 But it's definitely you. 775 00:43:23,045 --> 00:43:25,205 -What is? -Everything. 776 00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:29,485 Just everything about us is wrong. 777 00:43:30,765 --> 00:43:31,845 Sorry. 778 00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:33,965 But it's over. 779 00:43:42,485 --> 00:43:45,125 WOMAN ON P.A.: Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please. 780 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:50,245 Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please. 781 00:43:51,485 --> 00:43:52,565 [SIGHS] 782 00:43:55,485 --> 00:43:56,765 And thank you for coming. 783 00:44:04,405 --> 00:44:06,485 Do you have any idea what you have done? 784 00:44:08,405 --> 00:44:11,725 I've had multiple parents threatening to take their children out of school. 785 00:44:11,805 --> 00:44:15,605 They were going to charge you with public indecency if I hadn't intervened. 786 00:44:17,565 --> 00:44:19,125 Detention for the rest of term. 787 00:44:19,205 --> 00:44:20,925 -What? Dad-- -You heard me. 788 00:44:21,645 --> 00:44:22,645 Now get out. 789 00:44:24,565 --> 00:44:26,285 I can't even bear to look at you. 790 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,685 [SIGHS] I broke up with Adam. 791 00:44:36,005 --> 00:44:37,925 -Still couldn't come? -No, he did. 792 00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:39,645 We had goodbye sex. 793 00:44:40,085 --> 00:44:43,405 Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher. 794 00:44:43,845 --> 00:44:45,965 I need to find someone a bit more socially acceptable-- 795 00:44:46,045 --> 00:44:48,165 -Rewind, he came? -Yeah. 796 00:44:48,725 --> 00:44:51,525 It was like something clicked in his brain. Boom! 797 00:44:57,205 --> 00:45:00,245 ["DANCING WITH MYSELF" BY BILLY IDOL PLAYING] 798 00:45:10,765 --> 00:45:13,205 ♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪ 799 00:45:13,285 --> 00:45:15,925 ♪ Uh, down in London town's a go-go ♪ 800 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:18,925 ♪ Uh, with the record selection And the mirror's reflection ♪ 801 00:45:19,005 --> 00:45:21,325 ♪ I'm a-dancin' with myself ♪ 802 00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,965 ♪ Uh, when there's no one else in sight ♪ 803 00:45:24,045 --> 00:45:26,805 ♪ Uh, think a crowded lonely night ♪ 804 00:45:26,885 --> 00:45:29,845 ♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪ 805 00:45:29,925 --> 00:45:32,005 ♪ And I'm dancin' with myself ♪ 806 00:45:32,085 --> 00:45:34,845 ♪ Ah-oh, I'm dancin' with myself ♪ 807 00:45:34,925 --> 00:45:37,485 -♪ Ah-oh, dancin' with myself ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 808 00:45:37,565 --> 00:45:39,285 -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ -♪ When there's nothin' to lose ♪ 809 00:45:39,365 --> 00:45:41,005 -♪ And there's nothin' to prove ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 810 00:45:41,085 --> 00:45:43,005 ♪ Well, I'm dancin' with myself ♪ 811 00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:44,485 -♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 812 00:45:45,725 --> 00:45:48,085 -♪ Ah-oh-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 813 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:51,005 -♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 814 00:45:51,085 --> 00:45:54,245 -♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 815 00:46:05,405 --> 00:46:06,245 No! 816 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:08,365 [GROANS] 817 00:46:08,445 --> 00:46:10,885 -[SIGHS] -JEAN: Faster! Faster! 818 00:46:10,965 --> 00:46:12,965 -Faster! Oh, oh, oh! -[RHYTHMIC THUMPING] 819 00:46:13,045 --> 00:46:15,645 -Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! -[MAN GROANS] 820 00:46:15,725 --> 00:46:18,085 -JEAN: Okay! Good! Keep going! -MAN: Yes! Yes! 821 00:46:18,165 --> 00:46:20,165 -[BOTH MOANING] -JEAN: Don't... don't... 822 00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,485 -JEAN:[SCREAMING] Don't stop! Don't stop! -[MAN YELLING] 823 00:46:22,565 --> 00:46:25,045 [ALARM BEEPING] 824 00:46:31,485 --> 00:46:32,365 [SIGHS] 825 00:46:42,045 --> 00:46:43,045 [SIGHS] 826 00:46:54,685 --> 00:46:56,085 [DOOR OPENS] 827 00:46:56,165 --> 00:46:57,085 Oh! 828 00:46:57,285 --> 00:46:58,365 Very sorry. 829 00:46:58,445 --> 00:46:59,765 This isn't the bathroom. 830 00:46:59,845 --> 00:47:01,485 No, this is not the bathroom. 831 00:47:01,565 --> 00:47:03,005 I'm Harry, by the way. 832 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:10,365 [SIGHS] 833 00:47:12,725 --> 00:47:13,805 [SIGHS] 834 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,085 -Mum. -Yes, darling? 835 00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,325 I can't masturbate. 836 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:22,405 Sweetheart, I'm glad you-- 837 00:47:22,485 --> 00:47:24,845 I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it. 838 00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:26,605 I'm dealing with it on my own. 839 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,685 Thank you for telling me. 840 00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,365 Yeah, I think I'd better leave too. 841 00:47:39,085 --> 00:47:41,045 I think that's probably best. 842 00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:55,965 Well, only 376 days of sixth form left. 843 00:47:56,045 --> 00:47:57,325 Yeah! 844 00:47:57,405 --> 00:48:00,205 I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives. 845 00:48:00,285 --> 00:48:02,045 At least you got Adam to leave me alone. 846 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,765 Thank you very much for that, man. 847 00:48:04,645 --> 00:48:06,365 -We had a deal. -Yeah, your advice was shit. 848 00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:07,965 My girlfriend's broken up with me. 849 00:48:08,045 --> 00:48:10,005 Everyone's got a picture of my lovely big dick. 850 00:48:11,005 --> 00:48:11,845 Deal's off. 851 00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:14,365 See you later... 852 00:48:15,085 --> 00:48:15,965 Tromboner. 853 00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:21,805 [SIGHS] 854 00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:23,965 See? That's why you always wear a helmet. 855 00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:29,645 Um, Maeve Wiley's coming straight over here. 856 00:48:29,725 --> 00:48:32,925 She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose. 857 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:36,005 Uh, Otis. Otis! Otis. 858 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,085 -Okay, she's here. -Nice helmet. 859 00:48:38,765 --> 00:48:40,765 -It's just, safety first. -[CHUCKLES] 860 00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:42,205 Can I talk to you for a sec? 861 00:48:44,605 --> 00:48:47,165 Oh, do you want me... Do you want me to go? 862 00:48:47,485 --> 00:48:49,085 -Yeah. -Oh, good. 863 00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,245 I'll just, um... 864 00:48:52,165 --> 00:48:53,805 leave, then, shall I? 865 00:49:01,085 --> 00:49:02,525 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 866 00:49:02,605 --> 00:49:04,925 What did you wanna talk about? 867 00:49:06,765 --> 00:49:07,885 See those two over there? 868 00:49:08,205 --> 00:49:11,205 The one on the right has never been in a lesbian relationship before. 869 00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:13,245 She's terrified of her new girlfriend's vagina. 870 00:49:14,365 --> 00:49:15,245 See her? 871 00:49:15,325 --> 00:49:18,445 She believes that flicking the bean might make her clit drop off. 872 00:49:18,685 --> 00:49:21,565 She hates herself. But she just can't stop wanking. 873 00:49:22,485 --> 00:49:23,685 Do you see them? 874 00:49:24,205 --> 00:49:26,725 Yeah, he's definitely giving everyone pubic lice. 875 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:28,325 What's your point? 876 00:49:29,445 --> 00:49:31,805 The students at this school need your help, Otis. 877 00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:33,365 And we need their money. 878 00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:36,725 I haven't really worked out the details yet, but I'm good with numbers, so, 879 00:49:36,805 --> 00:49:39,285 I'll deal with the business end of things and you can do the therapy. 880 00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:41,485 We'll charge for every appointment and split the cash. 881 00:49:41,565 --> 00:49:43,485 -Therapy? -Yeah, sex therapy. 882 00:49:44,045 --> 00:49:46,245 You have a gift. It would be irresponsible to waste it. 883 00:49:46,845 --> 00:49:51,085 -Look how you helped Adam. -But I didn't. He hates me now. 884 00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:52,405 He came, Otis. 885 00:49:53,045 --> 00:49:55,125 Your words made him come. 886 00:49:56,765 --> 00:49:57,845 Sort of. 887 00:50:00,285 --> 00:50:02,405 Look, I haven't got all day. Are you in or out? 888 00:50:03,245 --> 00:50:05,645 -Uh... -Okay, fine. Don't worry about it. 889 00:50:10,405 --> 00:50:12,485 Uh... Okay. Maeve! 890 00:50:12,565 --> 00:50:13,565 Wait! Wait! 891 00:50:13,645 --> 00:50:15,645 [ROCK SONG PLAYING] 892 00:50:17,325 --> 00:50:18,325 I'm in! 893 00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:22,245 ♪ Everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪ 894 00:50:22,325 --> 00:50:25,445 ♪ Everythin' only one time ♪ 895 00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:28,565 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 896 00:50:28,845 --> 00:50:32,165 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 897 00:50:32,365 --> 00:50:35,485 ♪ I'm in the same situation every day ♪ 898 00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:39,885 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 899 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:43,005 ♪ Too little time to clear my mind ♪ 900 00:50:43,085 --> 00:50:46,405 ♪ I'm too wound up by the afternoon ♪ 901 00:50:46,485 --> 00:50:48,205 ♪ Ooh, react in the moment ♪ 902 00:50:48,285 --> 00:50:51,805 ♪ And self-flagellate in the evenin' ♪ 903 00:50:52,325 --> 00:50:55,005 ♪ Too many times, my tongue got tied ♪ 904 00:50:55,205 --> 00:50:58,565 ♪ And I'm too wound up now To tell the true truth ♪ 905 00:50:58,645 --> 00:51:00,525 ♪ I man up for the moment ♪ 906 00:51:00,605 --> 00:51:03,605 ♪ And tell myself I believe it ♪ 907 00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:07,525 ♪ Oh, everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪ 908 00:51:07,605 --> 00:51:10,885 ♪ Everythin' only one time ♪ 909 00:51:11,245 --> 00:51:14,405 ♪ Everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪ 910 00:51:14,485 --> 00:51:17,685 ♪ Everythin' only one time ♪ 911 00:51:17,765 --> 00:51:20,645 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 912 00:51:20,885 --> 00:51:24,045 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 913 00:51:24,565 --> 00:51:27,805 ♪ I'm in the same situation every day ♪ 914 00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:31,965 ♪ I need a sex education right away ♪ 66746

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