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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,413 --> 00:00:04,523 - I am the creator of my own destiny. 2 00:00:05,896 --> 00:00:09,826 I plan my work and work my plan. 3 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:12,617 I am accepting of change. 4 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:17,380 I am always on the path of success and victory. 5 00:00:17,379 --> 00:00:19,239 [upbeat music playing] 6 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:20,071 - Yes! 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,900 [blender blending] 8 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:43,615 - What are you doing? 9 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,100 - It's bulletproof coffee. 10 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:47,663 You know ghee. Just out powdered greens. 11 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:48,965 It's health squared. 12 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,825 - You must be very good at your job. 13 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:53,277 - I think I'm starting to embrace change. 14 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:55,855 - Coffee, black for you. 15 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:57,312 Put that on. 16 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,000 - How are you not hungover? 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,760 - Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction. 18 00:01:01,758 --> 00:01:04,068 - Well I think that poster's in the teachers lounge. 19 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:04,928 - Amazing. 20 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,453 You wanna ride to work? 21 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:10,928 - No I'm not feeling very good. I'm not going in today. 22 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,279 - Oh we gotta braid those later. 23 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:16,342 Hang in there. 24 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,174 - Thanks. 25 00:01:17,172 --> 00:01:19,862 [music playing] 26 00:01:22,931 --> 00:01:24,281 [exhales] 27 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:26,965 [phone ringing] 28 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:40,448 [rap music playing] 29 00:02:04,655 --> 00:02:05,475 No. 30 00:02:06,482 --> 00:02:10,002 [slow calm music playing] 31 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,790 [heels clicking] 32 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,830 - Is this how we dress for work now? 33 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,758 - No. 34 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,548 Team building zamba, the calendar. 35 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:28,001 Read it. 36 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,830 - Are we just not gonna talk about you and dad or...? 37 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:31,617 - Can it wait? 38 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,900 - Oh absolutely. Yeah. 39 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,616 No I would've loved to talk about, you know, 40 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:37,000 you bringing on your new child groom as a client 41 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,720 at our coffee meeting, but hey! 42 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:44,002 - I was gonna try and set up a dinner and... 43 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,340 it's all really very complicated right now. 44 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:47,414 - You don't get to stop showing up 45 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:49,723 just because it's complicated. 46 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:52,344 - Elle I don't wanna talk about this at work. 47 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,624 We'll find a time. 48 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,410 Let's go. 49 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,969 - All right, ratty patty. 50 00:02:57,965 --> 00:03:01,545 You want zamba zamba, I'll give you zamba zamba. 51 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:03,411 [zamba music playing] 52 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:07,003 [music drowns out speaker] 53 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:10,902 - Okay thank you so much. 54 00:03:10,896 --> 00:03:11,716 Thank you. 55 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,206 - Okay everyone. 56 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,546 Let's take a trip to Brazil. 57 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:20,138 - Perfect. I just started learning Portuguese. 58 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:22,477 [speaks in foreign language] 59 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:24,412 It means exciting. 60 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,933 - Hey Pat, let's focus. 61 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:28,451 - Love that drive Elle. Don't call me Pat. 62 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:30,758 - I fucking love zamba zamba. 63 00:03:30,758 --> 00:03:34,068 [Zamba music continues] 64 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,095 - This. 65 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:50,312 Arms. 66 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,410 - Jesus. 67 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,904 [exhales] 68 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,973 [zamba music playing] 69 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,101 - Let's try this. 70 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:28,522 Say ta-ta-ha 71 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:29,787 ta-ta-ha 72 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,453 and over cross turn. 73 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,999 Okay now let's try it for real. You guys ready? 74 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,930 Here we go. 75 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:40,551 [counts in foreign language] 76 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,102 That's it. 77 00:04:44,103 --> 00:04:44,973 - Oh. 78 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:46,445 - Oh Patricia. 79 00:04:46,448 --> 00:04:47,308 - Oh ow ow ow. 80 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:48,380 - Oh my God Patricia. 81 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:49,789 - Ops. 82 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:51,243 I guess these hips do lie. 83 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,831 - You're doing really great for your age. 84 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,067 - I'm just a romantic. 85 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,278 I love to dance. 86 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:56,825 - Better up that calcium intake then. 87 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:58,517 - It's just a strain babes. 88 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,207 We just put some ice in this. 89 00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:02,236 - You're so knowledgeable. 90 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,381 - You do that I have a phone call. 91 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:07,789 [dramatic up beat music] 92 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:19,549 [low yelling] 93 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:20,791 - Garry, hi. 94 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:22,173 Elle Fielding, how are you? 95 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:24,142 Very well thanks it's been a while. 96 00:05:24,137 --> 00:05:26,137 I was hoping to open a new account. 97 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:28,027 A business account. 98 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:30,624 No, it'll be under a different name actually. 99 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:33,243 Great. 100 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:35,931 [music playing] 101 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:49,342 - Ms. Philips? 102 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:50,174 - No! 103 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:52,831 Hi. 104 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,337 We've never met. 105 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:57,214 - My son Garret is in your grade eight French class. 106 00:05:57,206 --> 00:05:58,786 - Oh. Hi. 107 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,313 I'm Molly-- 108 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:01,480 - Yeah and my daughter Jill is in the grade six, 109 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:02,932 gym class you cover. 110 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:05,518 - Oh. 111 00:06:05,517 --> 00:06:08,447 - The parents association isn't happy about what happened. 112 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,068 - I understand. I took the suspension-- 113 00:06:11,068 --> 00:06:12,618 - We've been making calls about you 114 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,140 and I would appreciate it 115 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:16,787 if my child doesn't come home telling me a bisexual women-- 116 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,763 - Stick to threatening your children sexual education. 117 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,448 okay lady? 118 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,828 I'm of the clock. 119 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,280 [music playing] 120 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:44,792 [soft dinging] 121 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,033 - Hey. 122 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:52,284 - Hey. 123 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:54,655 - Huh. Getting used to that app thing huh? 124 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,065 - Ah I guess. 125 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,030 - Oh no! 126 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,034 - What? 127 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:03,794 - You lost another one. 128 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,003 - Huh? 129 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,480 - Oh nothing. This girl that I grew up with 130 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:08,932 she came out before me. 131 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:10,031 Like lesb for life. 132 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:10,904 - Mm-hmm. 133 00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:12,376 - Like the most. 134 00:07:12,379 --> 00:07:14,969 She just got hitched to a guy with a man bun and a beard. 135 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:16,545 - So she's bi. 136 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:20,025 - And that just means you kissed a girl in high school? 137 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:27,477 [clears throat] 138 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,662 [phone dings] 139 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:30,475 - Oh. 140 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:32,929 [laughs] 141 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,791 - There's no way you're gonna have feelings 142 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:35,863 for a guy like that. 143 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,172 - That's the point. 144 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:38,692 - What do you mean? 145 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,619 - Superficial and easy sound real good right about now. 146 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:42,930 - Oh. 147 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:43,831 You're there ah? 148 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:44,757 - Mm-hmm. 149 00:07:44,758 --> 00:07:45,588 - Okay. 150 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:46,546 - I'm not ashamed. 151 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:47,381 [clears throat] 152 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,279 - No, no. 153 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:49,095 Do your thing. 154 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:50,213 - Bye! 155 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:51,096 - D-T-F everybody. 156 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,073 - Yeah! 157 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:53,478 - D yeah. 158 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:54,692 Be safe. 159 00:07:54,689 --> 00:07:56,029 Have fun. 160 00:07:57,586 --> 00:08:00,306 [mumbles] 161 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:03,520 [upbeat music playing] 162 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,834 [groans] 163 00:08:30,862 --> 00:08:32,932 [groans] 164 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:03,450 [soft music playing] 165 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:04,688 - Yeah you. 166 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:06,139 - What? Can you get this up there for me. 167 00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:06,997 - Yes ma'am. 168 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,660 - Thank you. 169 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:11,895 - Hey do you know that beaver anal glands-- 170 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,306 - I don't wanna hear this again. 171 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,380 You told me already. 172 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,206 - Where is she? 173 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,236 - She left. 174 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:19,721 Went on a date I think. 175 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,244 - By her self? 176 00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:24,071 - Isn't that how it happens with people. 177 00:09:24,068 --> 00:09:26,138 - Yes, yes. Sorry yes. 178 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:27,067 My brain is too full. 179 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,478 I'm... you know what? 180 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:30,522 I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'll work from here. 181 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:32,792 - You're gonna work? 182 00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:35,343 [upbeat music] 183 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:38,723 - Go for Elle? 184 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:39,554 Yes. 185 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:41,901 - There it is. 186 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,476 - Wow she's actually doing work. 187 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:46,376 You're being creepy. 188 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,209 - What? 189 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,476 No I'm not. I-- 190 00:09:48,482 --> 00:09:51,452 - Hey she.. she's a praying mantis. 191 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,718 I love her but she'll eat you alive. 192 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:54,904 - That's what I want. 193 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,067 - No. 194 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:58,098 - I want a man eater. 195 00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,689 She's ballsy. 196 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,619 - Balls are weak. 197 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,030 - Spunky. 198 00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:04,904 - Gross. 199 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:10,312 Where are you going? 200 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,140 - I gotta do something. 201 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:11,997 - What are you doing? 202 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,310 - I'm doing a thing. 203 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,860 - What kind of thing? 204 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:18,242 - Just uh... just working. - Can I hae a shot please? 205 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:19,931 - Certainly. What are you doing here anyways? 206 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:20,861 I thought you had a... 207 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,762 client shmooze. 208 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:25,408 - I was but he just sent the signed contract. 209 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,103 So drinks and shmooze was probably drinks and shmacks 210 00:10:28,103 --> 00:10:30,553 and no time for boom boom only conquer. 211 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,071 - No time for shmcks or boom boom? 212 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,968 That's a new Elle. 213 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,445 - New wish, new room. 214 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,862 Hey, uh wha-- ah? 215 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,762 - What are you doing? 216 00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:48,028 What you working on? 217 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,545 Come here a lot? 218 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:51,521 - Obviously I do. 219 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,477 - Yeah, no I was just joking. 220 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:56,096 - Aren't you supposed to be on that side of the bar? 221 00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,591 - Aren't you supposed to be guarding... 222 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:02,166 jewels and treasure inside of a map? 223 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,002 - What? 224 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,970 - What? 225 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,305 - Are you calling me a dragon? 226 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,790 - Aren't you a dragon? 227 00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:08,862 What? 228 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:09,832 - That's-- - That's-- 229 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:10,657 - I-- 230 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:11,475 - What? 231 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:12,692 [mumbles] 232 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,279 - Um I just came over to talk to you. 233 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,142 To say hello. 234 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,617 - Okay. 235 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,240 - Cooley calmly say hello, 236 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:23,211 and if you hate me I will let you push me off this stool. 237 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:24,973 - No, no, no. 238 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,446 If you hate me. 239 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,688 - I think I might. 240 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,139 - Oh. I've barely opened my mouth. 241 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,617 Look, no hands, no legs. 242 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:37,030 I mean I've got legs and hands, but I'm just saying... 243 00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:38,484 I mean you can push me. 244 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,212 - Oh my God. All right fine. - Oh Bluetooth is out. 245 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,716 - I will-- - Bluetooth is out. 246 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,313 - I'll give you 30 minutes. 247 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,690 - 30 minutes? 248 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,169 Oh my God, that's... 249 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:50,482 I'm on like a five minute break that I didn't even ask for. 250 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:52,002 - You have exactly seven minutes. 251 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,860 - I'm on it. 252 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:53,692 [laughs softly] 253 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:56,689 [clam music playing] 254 00:11:57,931 --> 00:11:59,971 - This is from the guy at the end of the bar. 255 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,857 - I don't see why it matters. 256 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:07,552 Why do I have to go around explaining who I'm sleeping with 257 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:08,621 to everyone in my life? 258 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,860 It's weird. 259 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,242 I've never had to do that before. 260 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:12,521 - Well you don't have to. 261 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,757 Okay? 262 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,478 And listen I know exactly how you feel. 263 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:18,475 All right? 264 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,238 And um, 265 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,791 I just wanted to make sure that you're okay with this. 266 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,553 - The guys at the bar wanted me to bring you these, 267 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,691 but should I just tell them you're having a girls night? 268 00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:29,029 - Um, well uh well-- 269 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:30,284 - No. 270 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:32,615 Tell them to go fuck them selves. 271 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,310 Because that's what we're doing tonight. 272 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,450 Not our selves but each-- 273 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,658 we fuck each other. 274 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:38,965 - Oh really? 275 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,755 - Yes. 276 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,588 Really. 277 00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,693 - Yeah see that was um.. 278 00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:52,482 a little bit too much. 279 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:53,312 - I can't win. 280 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:02,308 Oh, 281 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,590 God that's bad. 282 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,276 [soft music playing] 283 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,236 [phone ringing] 284 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,451 - [Elle] Hey you've reached Elle. 285 00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:16,378 I can't get to the phone but leave a message 286 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,789 and I'll call you right back. 287 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,004 [phone ringing] 288 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,446 - [Meredith] Hi you've reached Meredith. 289 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,658 I'm away from my phone 290 00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,405 but I'll call you back as soon as I can. 291 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:42,342 [dinging] 292 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,410 - Here. 293 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:55,548 Be careful, 294 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,787 those things break hearts. 295 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,551 [soft music continues] 18634

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