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-(RAY GASPS) Oh, sorry, sorry. -(GEMMA CHUCKLES) One second.
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RAY: Morning. Hey... KIERAN: Morning, Ray hi, hi.
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-Can I just... -So sorry.
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Ah, thank God.
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-Sorry you... sorry please. -No, you go ahead.
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-Really, yeah. -Okay.
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-(MOBILE VIBRATING) -Thanks, Ray.
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Oh, Ray, uh, we meant to say about the room.
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Oh, yeah. Just because...
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-I'm saying it... -Even though we're
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getting married.
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Umm, we managed to get a cancellation at the Town Hall
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and we're gonna get married March 8th.
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Oh, wow.
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That's really soon.
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But it doesn't mean you should move out.
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In case that's what you were thinking.
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-Really? -GEMMA: Yeah.
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-It's just a piece of paper, it doesn't mean anything.
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-KIERAN: I heard that.
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I just mean that it doesn't change anything with us.
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Yeah, you can stay...
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forever.
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Do you have a kids' menu?
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Umm...
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(SPUTTERING) Sure, come in.
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Get yourselves comfortable.
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-Hi! -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What do you need? Coffee? Tea?
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Is it too early for...
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I'm driving, but you go ahead.
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-Yeah? -Yeah!
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All right, Victor, can you get a bottle of red, please,
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and some glasses and some water for the table.
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So guys...
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-what do you like to eat? Pizza! -Pizza.
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-Oh, we didn't order these. -Oh, no, it's a bribe.
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So you'll come back.
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-Please, come back. -Aww! (LAUGHTER)
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-Did you eat all of this? -He's usually so fussy.
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Do you have kids?
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-No. -LIZA: Yummy!
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Oh, hello. How are you?
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-Hi, welcome! (GEMMA SNICKERS) -I WhatsApped the moms group.
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-Welcome, everyone. -Hey, how are you?
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-Come and sit down. -Good to see you.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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No, this isn't cold-calling.
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You've donated before and I want to... to see if
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you'd be happy to...
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(MAN ON PHONE ANGRILY) I am fed up of this. It is the
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fourth time this week!
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I run a business from my house and
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- don't want people like you clogging up my line.
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-Yes.
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(MAN ON PHONE) Do you get it? Take me off the list!
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Do you understand?
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-(PHONE BEEPS) -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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(MOBILE VIBRATING)
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INSTRUCTOR: And all the way down.
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And again.
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All the way down.
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KIERAN: Can't even feel it. INSTRUCTOR: Relax a second.
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-HYDROTHERAPIST: One more second.
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-It's my left.
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INSTRUCTOR: Reach to the walls, then to the ceiling.
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Crossing in front.
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And again.
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Perfect.
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We bring our hands up...
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and pushing out with a bend.
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Hydrotherapy was humiliating.
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I'm going to have a walking stick in my
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wedding photos.
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Sorry...
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No, I get it.
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There's an Adele CD in the car if you want to have a big cry.
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-(KEY JINGLING) -(RAY GIGGLES)
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GEMMA: Right. So we've got some olives and bread
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-there and some bruschetta -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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for you, hope that's all right.
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-Is everything all right for you two?
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-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, you've got some more wine. Perfect. Perfect.
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Hi.
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-Hey, how did it go? -Hey.
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Umm, yeah, I start back as soon as I can walk.
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Just got to keep going, right?
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Right.
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How's your job?
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Soul destroying.
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GEMMA: Do you want another one?
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Yeah.
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-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) -Babe.
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KIERAN: Oh.
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New menu?
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Yeah. And I was thinking of doing a homework club.
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That after-school time is dead anyway
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and if I did a big vat of pasta, charged two quid maybe?
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(KIDS PLAYFULLY SCREAMING)
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Three...
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fifty?
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Five.
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Okay.
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$3.50.
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RAY: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God...
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-Oh, my God! -(KID CRYING)
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-Sorry, guys. Sorry. -They love her.
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(KIERAN CHUCKLES)
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What?
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Just...
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I'm sorry...
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I... that's my...
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Eat.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Kieran?
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Thank you so much for doing the washing-up.
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You made dinner.
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-I knew there was a reason we got a lodger.
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-Yeah, the money.
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-Do you want me to clear that chair? No.
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-No, I'm fine.
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I have to stretch.
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(GROANS) I get so creaky now that I'm not training.
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-What are you watching? -There's a bit too much
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to fill you in on.
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They just arrested the owner of the hotel
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where the body was found.
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Hmm.
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It can't be her.
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Red herring.
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KIERAN: Clearly you're going to be fun to watch TV with.
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Sorry, is that distracting?
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Only if you fart.
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-Kieran! -Gemma will like you more
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if you fart.
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-She's pro-fart. -GEMMA: You!
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She once did this fart that sounded exactly like
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the word "fart."
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I laughed so hard about it that she swallowed a Malteser.
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(KIERAN CACKLING)
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She texted me about it in all caps.
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-I thought you'd be pleased for me!
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-KIERAN: I was.
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-Him? -CHARACTER ON TV: Be direct.
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He has to be the killer, right?
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(CHATTER ON TV)
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I am so into this show.
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(GEMMA FARTS)
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She did it.
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KIERAN: You see what I mean?
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(MOBILE VIBRATING)
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(EXHALES IN EXASPERATION)
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(INDISTINCT)
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I don't think this is going to work in the way you were hoping.
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Oh, no. We have to find a way to do this without you dying.
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(STUTTERING) I'm dying.
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-Okay, well how about if I turn around?
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-(KIERAN SIGHS)
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-KIERAN: Wait, hold on. Hold on. -No, don't push me,
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-What, just... -wait, oh, I get
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your thinking...
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KIERAN: Yeah.
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GEMMA: Yes! Okay, wait. Hang on.
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KIERAN: Yeah!
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-This is what Emily Davison went under the King's horse for.
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-(KIERAN GRUNTS)
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There, Kieran.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna fall. Oh, my God...
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-KIERAN: Gem... -(CACKLING)
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-(KIERAN AND GEMMA LAUGHING) -GEMMA: I am so sorry.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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KIERAN: Are you okay?
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR) -Yeah.
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-Can I? -Hmm.
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-Oh, this is great. Mm-hmm. -Right?
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-KIERAN: Do you guys want coffee?
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-BOTH: Yes, please.
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Thank you.
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How's... How is he?
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GEMMA: He is ready to go back to work I think.
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He's fearless.
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RAY: Kieran?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Are you going to the pool this morning?
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-Yeah. -If you wait, I'll drive you.
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Okay, cool.
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Come on, Wilson.
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-Nice hat. -(ECHOES)
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(KIERAN CHUCKLES)
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Sorry.
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KIERAN: Whoo!
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You did it.
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-(KIERAN LAUGHS) -Ha! Yeah...
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Yes, Ray.
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-Where's your rhubarb from? It is English?
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-STALL HOLDER: Kent, love.
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Yeah.
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GEMMA: Thank you. Ugandan shallots.
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STALL HOLDER: I have got the freshest mint in town.
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-I have raw mangos as well. -Have you, where are they?
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-STALL HOLDER: They're this side.
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-Haven't seen these in ages.
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What do you think I should get? I want to do a dish
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using green mangos.
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-With mango? -GEMMA: Mm-hmm.
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-Seabass? -GEMMA: Have you got
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some sea bream?
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FISH MONGER: Sea Bream. GEMMA: Give me some sea bream?
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FISH MONGER: Do you want them cleaned up?
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GEMMA: Yes, please. Actually, no. I'll do it.
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-Yeah. I'll do it. -STALL HOLDER: Good girl.
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(GEMMA LAUGHS)
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All right then, see you later. Bye.
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FISH MONGER: Cheers, darling. Thank you. Bye.
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That's it. Again!
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KIERAN: I'm good at this.
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-Yeah. -No, I'm not good at this.
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I'm not. Show me the flip again.
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-That was awesome. -RAY: Thank you.
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You're a good teacher.
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Maybe that's what you should do.
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Teach these oldies a routine instead of just stretches.
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Or kids, maybe.
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I've always wanted to work with young people.
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You'd be wonderful.
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(KIERAN MUMBLES) It's just the training though, I mean...
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Gem and I are living off my salary.
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Yeah, but you could get another job.
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Like?
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RAY: I don't know.
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Doesn't have to be medical.
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-Could be... -Don't say driving. Please.
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Everyone just thinks that paramedics are just
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delivery guys who do CPR.
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I don't think that.
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I think...
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I think you are amazing.
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(KIERAN EXHALES)
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I'm just saying that...
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at least you have options.
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Oh...
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(SIGHS) I know what you should do.
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Totally uses your skillset.
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-Don't. -Working in a team.
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-RAY: Don't. -Big gestures.
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-(RAY SIGHS) -(KIERAN CHUCKLES) Uniform.
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-Lots of make-up. -Whatever you're about to say
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-just... -Air hostess.
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That's what my... my careers advisor told me to do!
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You had advice?
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KIERAN: Oh... (CHOKING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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RAY: Sorry.
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KIERAN: Apologies.
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Looking good.
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-Oh, yeah. Thanks. -RAY: You are healing.
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(KIERAN CHUCKLES)
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Hey.
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You swam.
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Is it weird if I'm proud of you?
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Why would that be weird?
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I'm proud of you too.
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I wanted to ask you something.
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And it's kind of...
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Uh-oh...
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(STUTTERING) But you don't have to do it, if you
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don't want to, it's...
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What?
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VICTOR: Chef?
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Hello?
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You're well loved-up.
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No, it's nice.
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No, seriously, Chef, I...
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-Top shelf. -(GEMMA CHUCKLES)
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This is a letter I wrote to Gemma when we were first,
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actually before we were together-together. And, uh,
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she kept it.
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She keeps everything.
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She's coming.
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Uh, cream cheese frosting,
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French, Italian and Swiss meringue, uh...
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salted caramel,
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chocolate ganache and peanut butter buttercream.
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RAY: Can't believe you're making your
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own wedding cake.
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What are you two monkeys up to?
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-Nothing. -Monkey business, woman.
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(MOBILE VIBRATING AND RINGING)
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Oh.
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(MOBILE RINGING)
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(INDISTINCT)
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Oh, my God.
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Kieran...
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this is really beautiful.
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You should... you should have someone
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reading it at the wedding.
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Yeah, that's...
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kind of the idea.
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Me?
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(STUTTERING) Only if you want to. I know it's...
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(SIGHS SHARPLY)
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I didn't know I was invited.
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Of course you're invited, you dickwart.
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-I don't know I... -Of course you're invited,
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come on.
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-KIERAN: Don't be stupid! -Eat the cake samples.
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Yeah.
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Really good.
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Delicious, Gem.
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(SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE)
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It's nice you have a swimming buddy.
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I wish I could come.
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-You don't like swimming pools. -That's not true.
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-KIERAN: Uh... chlorine. Verrucas. Plasters.
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-(GEMMA CHOKING) Okay, I know...
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I just don't like missing out.
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Thinking about asking my dad to write a speech.
321
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Can we not talk about your dad while you're lying
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on my penis, please?
323
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Who do you want to talk about?
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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(GEMMA GIGGLING)
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It should be back any second.
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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Okay, yeah, I'm ready.
329
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GEMMA: Oh, you are.
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(GIGGLES)
331
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(GEMMA MOANS)
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(GEMMA GASPS)
333
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(BOTH MOAN)
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(BOTH MOAN)
335
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(GEMMA LAUGHS)
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GEMMA: I've got a cramp!
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-(BOTH LAUGH) -KIERAN: Okay.
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(BRUSHING)
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-KIERAN: See you tonight. -BOTH: Bye!
340
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(DOOR OPENS)
341
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You okay?
342
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(DOOR CLOSES)
343
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I'll be fine.
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-Right? -Yeah.
345
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I'm not one for small talk.
346
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I prefer to put on audiobooks and podcasts,
347
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if that's cool for you.
348
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I learned Spanish with my last partner.
349
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-Great. -MELANIE: Mm.
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(BEEPING)
351
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-Oh, we have got one. -(CHATTER ON RADIO)
352
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MELANIE: Mmm-hmm.
353
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(MOBILE VIBRATES AND BEEPS)
354
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Yes, that's...
355
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really generous.
356
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
357
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(MOBILE VIBRATES)
358
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
359
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Could you repeat that for me, please?
360
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(CHATTER ON TV)
361
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Is there any more cutlery?
362
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:17,021
Oh, yes, this...
363
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:24,021
one.
364
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WOMAN ON TV: William? MAN ON TV: Yeah, Jones' guys.
365
00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:28,021
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
366
00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:31,021
Terrible.
367
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:35,021
-Bagsy the bathroom! -GEMMA: You bastard.
368
00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:37,021
No, don't you dare! Don't you dare.
369
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RAY: I don't even need the bathroom.
370
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GEMMA: Please, I really need the loo...
371
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KIERAN: That's cool.
372
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Show off.
373
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Whoo!
374
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She's made of...
375
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I don't know what.
376
00:19:58,021 --> 00:19:59,021
(KIERAN CHEERS)
377
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,021
RAY: It is so cold.
378
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:09,021
KIERAN: Do you want this?
379
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:11,021
(GIGGLES AND SIGHING)
380
00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:17,021
NAIMA: I won't waste my time justifying credentials,
381
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:21,021
won't jump through your hoops just to prove my potential.
382
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:25,021
Won't stop banging-on 'til there's justice for Grenfell.
383
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:31,021
I'm tired of liars for stoking the fires and dividing us all
384
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just to climb one rung higher.
385
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,021
I'm tired each day of these walls in our way
386
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and I'm tired of complaining 'bout roles we can't play.
387
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:39,021
I'm not angry...
388
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,021
I'm tired.
389
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:43,021
I'm tired.
390
00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:46,021
All right, I'm angry too, but...
391
00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:51,021
That's all I've got.
392
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,021
(CHEERS AND WHISTLES)
393
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:57,021
Tip your wait staff!
394
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:59,021
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERS)
395
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:04,021
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERS)
396
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:08,021
Bit of politics, thanks, Naima.
397
00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:11,021
We're gonna take a break so grab a drink and go to the loo.
398
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,021
-GEMMA: Yes, Jason. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERS)
399
00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:16,021
(MUSIC PLAYING)
400
00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:19,021
(GEMMA LAUGHING)
401
00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:21,021
-What's the funny? -Absolutely no. No!
402
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,021
KIERAN: Wait. What is it? GEMMA: Ray's dating profile.
403
00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:24,021
-Don't do this to me. -(GEMMA LAUGHS)
404
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,021
(KIERAN SIGHS ANG GASPS)
405
00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:27,021
What happened to, uh,
406
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:29,021
"Future Husband"?
407
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,021
Oh, God! That was
408
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:35,021
this guy from the photography studio thing.
409
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,021
Noah. He was a no.
410
00:21:37,021 --> 00:21:39,021
-No? -No.
411
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:40,021
-Can I just... -RAY: No!
412
00:21:40,021 --> 00:21:43,021
Let me just list some things about you.
413
00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:45,021
Umm...
414
00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:50,021
-KIERAN: Oh... -RAY: You're a dick.
415
00:21:50,021 --> 00:21:52,021
-(RAY CHUCKLES) -Gooner!
416
00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,021
-Tate a bit. -(ALL LAUGH)
417
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,021
-KIERAN AND GEMMA: Tate a bit. -Okay.
418
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:05,021
GEMMA: Yes. Exactly. KIERAN: Yes.
419
00:22:05,021 --> 00:22:07,021
-(GEMMA GIGGLING) -You make me sound amazing.
420
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,021
BOTH: You are amazing.
421
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:14,021
So, you are alive.
422
00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:16,021
Oh, my God.
423
00:22:16,021 --> 00:22:18,021
We had a thing, didn't we?
424
00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:19,021
Answer your phone.
425
00:22:19,021 --> 00:22:21,021
Hi. I'm Gemma.
426
00:22:21,021 --> 00:22:22,021
Kieran, hey!
427
00:22:23,021 --> 00:22:24,021
What are you dressed as?
428
00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:28,021
This is Moi.
429
00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:41,021
I like my jumper.
430
00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:46,021
Hey, I'm... I'm... I'm sorry I forgot about Zumba.
431
00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:48,021
-My phone was... -What's happening?
432
00:22:49,021 --> 00:22:50,021
What's happening to you, exactly?
433
00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:53,021
-I... -Because from the outside
434
00:22:53,021 --> 00:22:55,021
it seriously looks like you're losing your mind.
435
00:22:58,021 --> 00:23:00,021
-What's so special about them? -They're my friends.
436
00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:01,021
They're your landlords.
437
00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:03,021
It's weird.
438
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,021
If you're trying to punish me for not telling you to
439
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,021
quit the team then...
440
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,021
What are you talking about?
441
00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:16,021
(GRUNTS) I just miss you.
442
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:20,021
I moved here to be with you and I'm living on a houseboat
443
00:23:20,021 --> 00:23:23,021
with someone who plays Michael Buble's Christmas album
444
00:23:20,021 --> 00:23:23,021
in January.
445
00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:28,021
VICTOR: Yo, Ray.
446
00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:30,021
can you take some drink orders when you got a sec?
447
00:23:32,021 --> 00:23:33,021
Got you working here too?
448
00:23:36,021 --> 00:23:37,021
(DOOR CLOSES)
449
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:39,021
What's going on, Wilson?
450
00:23:47,021 --> 00:23:48,021
I'll call you tomorrow.
451
00:23:49,021 --> 00:23:50,021
Moi?
452
00:24:06,021 --> 00:24:09,021
-Am I around too much? -GEMMA: What did you say?
453
00:24:09,021 --> 00:24:11,021
If you two need more space or...
454
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:13,021
you can just tell me to...
455
00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:14,021
-GEMMA: I need you -(GEMMA GASPING)
456
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,021
What?
457
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,021
-GEMMA: I need... come here. -(GEMMA PANTS)
458
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,021
Can you please come and help me?
459
00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:24,021
GEMMA: Ugh!
460
00:24:24,021 --> 00:24:27,021
Why do men get to wear suits and women have to dress like...
461
00:24:28,021 --> 00:24:30,021
Jane Austen's loo roll cover.
462
00:24:30,021 --> 00:24:32,021
-(VOICE SHAKING) -(LAUGHTER)
463
00:24:32,021 --> 00:24:34,021
RAY: That's...
464
00:24:34,021 --> 00:24:35,021
probably the patriarchy.
465
00:24:35,021 --> 00:24:38,021
It's definitely the patriarchy.
466
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,021
It's okay.
467
00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:53,021
I'm sorry.
468
00:24:53,021 --> 00:24:54,021
(SCOFFS)
469
00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:56,021
I don't remember my body without it.
470
00:24:57,021 --> 00:24:59,021
Mum was driving me to Judo.
471
00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:02,021
And a...
472
00:25:02,021 --> 00:25:05,021
dog ran into the road and she swerved into a lorry.
473
00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,021
She died.
474
00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:09,021
I nearly did.
475
00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:14,021
My life was saved by a surgeon called Stephanie, who
476
00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:17,021
cried and held my hands when she said I'd probably
477
00:25:14,021 --> 00:25:17,021
never have children.
478
00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:23,021
And as she was telling me I felt myself for the first time
479
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,021
falling fully in love.
480
00:25:30,021 --> 00:25:32,021
Why do dresses make me look more like my brother?
481
00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:36,021
So that's your type?
482
00:25:36,021 --> 00:25:37,021
Medical staff?
483
00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:43,021
There is no explanation for Kieran.
484
00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:48,021
He's a total anomaly,
485
00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:49,021
in all senses.
486
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,021
He always wanted to be a dad.
487
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:59,021
The fact that he's given that up to be with me.
488
00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,021
I don't know how I got so lucky.
489
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,021
He is the... I mean...
490
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,021
you both are the lucky one. Ones.
491
00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:09,021
You both are.
492
00:26:12,021 --> 00:26:14,021
(STUTTERING) I'm going to get...
493
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:15,021
Will you do something for me?
494
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,021
Yes.
495
00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:22,021
Mon dieu,
496
00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:24,021
this is complicated.
497
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,021
I think that's the one.
498
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:31,021
I think so too.
499
00:26:33,021 --> 00:26:37,021
Holy crap. I'm going to look fucking devastating.
500
00:26:37,021 --> 00:26:40,021
Not be able to pee though, in all of this.
501
00:26:40,021 --> 00:26:41,021
I'll help.
502
00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:42,021
We'll have a code word.
503
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,021
I pee a lot when I'm nervous.
504
00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,021
I need to pee now. What's the code word?
505
00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:57,021
Come on.
506
00:26:57,021 --> 00:26:59,021
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I just need to...
507
00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:02,021
(SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE)
508
00:27:06,021 --> 00:27:07,021
(KIERAN SHUSHES)
509
00:27:09,021 --> 00:27:10,021
I'm not doing anything.
510
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,021
KIERAN: You're thinking too loudly.
511
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,021
I'm glad we're getting married.
512
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:40,021
(FAINT PANTING)
513
00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:46,021
(FAINT MOANING)
514
00:27:50,021 --> 00:27:52,021
(GEMMA BREATHING HEAVILY)
515
00:27:52,021 --> 00:27:55,021
(KIERAN AND GEMMA PANTING)
516
00:27:57,021 --> 00:27:58,021
(KIERAN MOANING)
517
00:27:59,021 --> 00:28:03,021
(MOANS)
518
00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:11,021
-(KIERAN BREATHING HEAVILY) -GEMMA: Oh, charmer,
519
00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:11,021
charmer, charmer.
520
00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:13,021
I want more.
521
00:28:13,021 --> 00:28:14,021
(GEMMA GIGGLES)
522
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:21,021
(RAY GASPING)
523
00:28:23,021 --> 00:28:25,021
(GEMMA GIGGLING)
524
00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:27,021
(GEMMA MOANS)
525
00:28:28,021 --> 00:28:29,021
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
526
00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:33,021
(MOANING)
527
00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:37,021
(GEMMA AND KIERAN KISSING)
528
00:28:38,021 --> 00:28:40,021
(GEMMA PANTING)
529
00:28:40,021 --> 00:28:44,021
(GEMMA AND KIERAN LAUGHING)
530
00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:57,021
Mm.
531
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,021
Where is she?
532
00:29:08,021 --> 00:29:09,021
Mm-hmm.
533
00:29:14,021 --> 00:29:16,021
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
534
00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:17,021
GEMMA: Bye, Ray.
535
00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:19,021
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
536
00:29:39,021 --> 00:29:40,021
MAN: Hiya.
537
00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:42,021
Oh, hey, hi.
538
00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:48,021
Am I late?
539
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,021
No.
540
00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:52,021
I'm... I'm just always early.
541
00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:01,021
You look nice.
542
00:30:01,021 --> 00:30:03,021
-Thank you. -(RAY CLEARS THROAT)
543
00:30:17,021 --> 00:30:19,021
KIERAN: It's starting.
544
00:30:19,021 --> 00:30:22,021
Yeah, but we should wait for Ray.
545
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,021
It'll be on catch-up.
546
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:24,021
GEMMA: Yeah, but
547
00:30:24,021 --> 00:30:25,021
it's not the same.
548
00:30:27,021 --> 00:30:28,021
Yeah, I know.
549
00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:33,021
(GEMMA GIGGLES)
550
00:30:36,021 --> 00:30:37,021
(SIGHS)
551
00:30:38,021 --> 00:30:41,021
This looks amazing.
552
00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:43,021
Everyone else is married with, uh,
553
00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:46,021
with careers and... and houses and it's... it's like...
554
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:50,021
It's like someone called my number and I didn't,
555
00:30:50,021 --> 00:30:51,021
like I missed the number.
556
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,021
What am I saying?
557
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,021
You're comparing your life to a cheese counter.
558
00:31:00,021 --> 00:31:01,021
Yeah.
559
00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:02,021
That's exactly what it is.
560
00:31:06,021 --> 00:31:07,021
(RAY GIGGLES)
561
00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:10,021
(EXCLAIMS) No!
562
00:31:10,021 --> 00:31:14,021
She watched five minutes and she called it,
563
00:31:10,021 --> 00:31:14,021
the fucking genius.
564
00:31:15,021 --> 00:31:16,021
I'm busting for a piss.
565
00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:19,021
-KIERAN: Ray, you are a detective!
566
00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:19,021
-Bathroom is that-a-way.
567
00:31:19,021 --> 00:31:20,021
-(DOOR CLOSES) -I...
568
00:31:22,021 --> 00:31:23,021
-(RAY GRUNTING) -Hey!
569
00:31:24,021 --> 00:31:26,021
These are my enemies.
570
00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:28,021
-There is some dinner, if you want some.
571
00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:28,021
-RAY: I've eaten.
572
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:30,021
I had a date.
573
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:35,021
And I ate with the date at 8:00, from a plate.
574
00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:38,021
(TV IN THE BACKGROUND)
575
00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:43,021
-How have you been? -Great!
576
00:31:44,021 --> 00:31:45,021
-RAY: Hi. -Hey.
577
00:31:45,021 --> 00:31:47,021
Landlords live here.
578
00:31:48,021 --> 00:31:50,021
Uh, we sort of share all the...
579
00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:52,021
thing.
580
00:31:52,021 --> 00:31:54,021
-Noah. -Kieran. Hi.
581
00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:55,021
Yo, yo, yo!
582
00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:05,021
Uh... can I borrow this?
583
00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:06,021
I'll pay you back.
584
00:32:06,021 --> 00:32:08,021
Or you can take it out of my deposit.
585
00:32:08,021 --> 00:32:09,021
Sure.
586
00:32:09,021 --> 00:32:12,021
Thank you, darling. (GIGGLES)
587
00:32:12,021 --> 00:32:13,021
This way.
588
00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,021
(DOOR CLOSES)
589
00:32:23,021 --> 00:32:24,021
Look.
590
00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:26,021
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
591
00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:33,021
(RAY LAUGHS)
592
00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:42,021
(RAY LAUGHING)
593
00:32:45,021 --> 00:32:46,021
We should say something.
594
00:32:46,021 --> 00:32:47,021
No. What?
595
00:32:48,021 --> 00:32:49,021
No.
596
00:32:50,021 --> 00:32:51,021
(THUD)
597
00:32:53,021 --> 00:32:55,021
-She's so drunk. -She's 30.
598
00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:58,021
-You can't stop her if she wants to...
599
00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:58,021
-I'm not saying stop her,
600
00:32:58,021 --> 00:32:59,021
I'm just saying let's just...
601
00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:01,021
-check if she's okay. -None of our business, Gem.
602
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,021
-She's our friend. -And we'll be there for
603
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:04,021
her tomorrow if...
604
00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:06,021
Getting drunkenly fucked by unworthy men can live
605
00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:06,021
with you for much longer
606
00:33:07,021 --> 00:33:08,021
and in much worse ways than women like to admit.
607
00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:14,021
He's just not good enough.
608
00:33:14,021 --> 00:33:15,021
He's obviously not.
609
00:33:19,021 --> 00:33:20,021
-(THUDDING) -(CRACKING)
610
00:33:20,021 --> 00:33:22,021
-Okay, fuck this. -I'll go.
611
00:33:26,021 --> 00:33:28,021
RAY: Oh, no, no, this is
612
00:33:28,021 --> 00:33:31,021
really broken. Oh...
613
00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:33,021
look!
614
00:33:33,021 --> 00:33:35,021
Ugh, this is really bad.
615
00:33:35,021 --> 00:33:36,021
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
616
00:33:36,021 --> 00:33:38,021
Woke the landlords.
617
00:33:39,021 --> 00:33:40,021
-What's up? -(DOOR OPENS)
618
00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,021
Sorry to disturb.
619
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,021
Ray...
620
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:45,021
just wanted to check...
621
00:33:46,021 --> 00:33:47,021
you're bleeding?
622
00:33:48,021 --> 00:33:49,021
Ah, yeah.
623
00:33:49,021 --> 00:33:52,021
I did a hand-stand and
624
00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:54,021
I knocked that down. Look.
625
00:33:55,021 --> 00:33:57,021
Eh, it's all good, brother.
626
00:33:59,021 --> 00:34:00,021
Ray...
627
00:34:01,021 --> 00:34:03,021
-are you okay? -Yes.
628
00:34:06,021 --> 00:34:09,021
-What do you mean? -We just wanted to check.
629
00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:11,021
I know...
630
00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:13,021
we just care about you, okay, and we just wanted to
631
00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:13,021
make sure you're...
632
00:34:13,021 --> 00:34:15,021
I'm allowed to bring people back, aren't I?
633
00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:18,021
-I'm allowed to have a life! -Of course, yeah.
634
00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:20,021
There's nothing in the tenancy agreement about...
635
00:34:20,021 --> 00:34:24,021
-about being a fucking nun! -Let me go get those
636
00:34:20,021 --> 00:34:24,021
bandages for your...
637
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,021
-All right, so... -GEMMA: Umm...
638
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:29,021
Ray, sorry, can I speak to you for one second?
639
00:34:30,021 --> 00:34:31,021
Fucking, no. No, you can't.
640
00:34:32,021 --> 00:34:34,021
This... this is weird.
641
00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:35,021
-You're being weird. -We're not trying to be...
642
00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:37,021
-NOAH: Ray do you want me to... -Go back to your room!
643
00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:39,021
You don't get to do this.
644
00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,021
You don't!
645
00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:48,021
(CLEARS THROAT) Look, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
646
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,021
I feel like the vibe of the evening
647
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,021
has pretty much gone.
648
00:34:53,021 --> 00:34:54,021
RAY: The vibe?
649
00:34:56,021 --> 00:34:58,021
(SCOFFS) Yeah, you know.
650
00:34:58,021 --> 00:34:59,021
Doesn't feel like you're going to wanna...
651
00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:02,021
-you know. -All right.
652
00:35:03,021 --> 00:35:04,021
We can still talk.
653
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,021
Yeah, I'm kind of tired.
654
00:35:09,021 --> 00:35:11,021
Yeah... (SNIFFLES)
655
00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,021
you too tired to talk, but not too tired to...
656
00:35:14,021 --> 00:35:16,021
(VOICE SHAKING) You should definitely go.
657
00:35:17,021 --> 00:35:18,021
(DEEP SIGH)
658
00:35:22,021 --> 00:35:24,021
(CLEARS THROAT) All right, good luck.
659
00:35:26,021 --> 00:35:27,021
(DEEP SIGH)
660
00:35:28,021 --> 00:35:29,021
(GROANING)
661
00:35:32,021 --> 00:35:35,021
(DEEP BREATH AND GROANS)
662
00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:50,021
(WRETCHES)
663
00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:52,021
(COUGHING)
664
00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:57,021
Aw, chou-chou.
665
00:35:58,021 --> 00:35:59,021
(RAY CHOKING)
666
00:36:03,021 --> 00:36:04,021
RAY: Mm...
667
00:36:05,021 --> 00:36:07,021
(RAY SIGHS)
668
00:36:13,021 --> 00:36:15,021
(RAY SIGHS)
669
00:36:17,021 --> 00:36:18,021
Mm.
670
00:36:19,021 --> 00:36:21,021
(GROGGILY) Whoa. The room is spinny.
671
00:36:21,021 --> 00:36:23,021
GEMMA: You're all right.
672
00:36:26,021 --> 00:36:28,021
RAY: It was a disaster.
673
00:36:35,021 --> 00:36:37,021
(KID SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE)
674
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:40,021
(GEMMA SINGING) Yes...
675
00:36:40,021 --> 00:36:44,021
♪ Tickets... Honeymoon baby ♪
676
00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:47,021
♪ Here we come Yes, Northern Lights ♪
677
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:48,021
KIERAN: I'm looking forward to this more than the wedding!
678
00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:51,021
GEMMA: Oh, my God. Me too!
679
00:36:53,021 --> 00:36:54,021
Mm.
680
00:36:54,021 --> 00:36:56,021
♪ Oh, yeah, Northern Lights
681
00:36:56,021 --> 00:36:57,021
♪ Here we go
682
00:36:57,021 --> 00:36:59,021
-♪ Oh, yeah -♪ Need my keys ♪
683
00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:02,021
-(KIERAN CHUCKLING) -GEMMA: Bye, babe!
684
00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:02,021
(IMITATES KISSING)
685
00:37:02,021 --> 00:37:03,021
See you later!
686
00:37:05,021 --> 00:37:06,021
Hmm...
687
00:37:07,021 --> 00:37:08,021
(RAY LAUGHS)
688
00:37:29,021 --> 00:37:30,021
-RAY: So, I have enough miles? -MAN ON MOBILE: You do,
689
00:37:31,021 --> 00:37:33,021
but upgrading them to first class will clean you out.
690
00:37:33,021 --> 00:37:35,021
-Do you want me to put this through?
691
00:37:33,021 --> 00:37:35,021
-Yes!
692
00:37:35,021 --> 00:37:37,021
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
693
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,021
MAN ON MOBILE: Okay. That's all done for you.
694
00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:41,021
Is there anything else I can help you with?
695
00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:46,021
Hello?
696
00:37:47,021 --> 00:37:50,021
-Hello. -Yes, there is something.
697
00:38:12,021 --> 00:38:14,021
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
698
00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:36,021
(CHEERING)
699
00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:39,021
Yes...
700
00:38:39,021 --> 00:38:42,021
Yes! Yes, brother!
701
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,021
-My brother! -(CHEERING)
702
00:38:53,021 --> 00:38:55,021
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
703
00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:58,021
Eight, three...
704
00:38:58,021 --> 00:39:00,021
MAN: We've got five players, you've got six.
705
00:38:58,021 --> 00:39:00,021
KIERAN: Oh, come on!
706
00:39:00,021 --> 00:39:03,021
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
707
00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:06,021
(CHEERING)
708
00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:11,021
WOMAN: Come on!
709
00:39:11,021 --> 00:39:13,021
KIERAN: Yes...
710
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:17,021
(CLAPS AND INDISTINCT CHATTER)
711
00:39:27,021 --> 00:39:28,021
(WHISTLES)
712
00:39:28,021 --> 00:39:30,021
Yes! Yes!
713
00:39:30,021 --> 00:39:32,021
Did you see that?
714
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:35,021
-I knocked all of the sticks down!
715
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:35,021
-I saw!
716
00:39:35,021 --> 00:39:38,021
You are so good at bowling!
717
00:39:39,021 --> 00:39:40,021
What are you doing?
718
00:39:40,021 --> 00:39:41,021
I'm going to head home.
719
00:39:41,021 --> 00:39:43,021
-No! -No, what? Why?
720
00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:44,021
GEMMA: Stay... RAY: Just tired.
721
00:39:44,021 --> 00:39:46,021
Have a really nice night, guys.
722
00:39:49,021 --> 00:39:51,021
Ray?
723
00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:54,021
-What are you doing this for? -Just stay for one more.
724
00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:54,021
We can go back together.
725
00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,021
-Please, I just... -GEMMA: What's going on?
726
00:39:55,021 --> 00:39:57,021
-Nothing. -What?
727
00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:59,021
-Nothing, honestly. -Are you okay?
728
00:40:00,021 --> 00:40:01,021
I'm going to move out.
729
00:40:02,021 --> 00:40:05,021
-What? No, you're not. Shut up. -I got a job.
730
00:40:06,021 --> 00:40:08,021
Six weeks of training and then I start on the planes.
731
00:40:08,021 --> 00:40:10,021
-Air hostess? -What? When?
732
00:40:10,021 --> 00:40:12,021
Flight attendant, yeah. Cabin crew.
733
00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:14,021
-That's... congratulations. -Awesome!
734
00:40:14,021 --> 00:40:15,021
NATALIA: Kieran, it's your turn!
735
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,021
Kier! You're next!
736
00:40:17,021 --> 00:40:19,021
Wait, you don't have to move out though.
737
00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:21,021
-You'll still gonna need somewhere to live, right?
738
00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:21,021
-I don't understand.
739
00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:23,021
Hurry up! The stags are losing to the hens.
740
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,021
(STUTTERING) Just take my turn, please.
741
00:40:25,021 --> 00:40:28,021
Moi's aunt is going on a cruise next week so...
742
00:40:28,021 --> 00:40:31,021
-Next week? -So I'll be gone when you
743
00:40:28,021 --> 00:40:31,021
get back from honeymoon.
744
00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:33,021
(PINS CLATTERING)
745
00:40:33,021 --> 00:40:36,021
-Thank you for inviting me tonight.
746
00:40:33,021 --> 00:40:36,021
-CHRIS: Oye!
747
00:40:36,021 --> 00:40:39,021
My first strike in the game and it's under your name!
748
00:40:36,021 --> 00:40:39,021
This is so typical!
749
00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:40,021
KIERAN: Wait...
750
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,021
You don't have to pay what you're paying, all right?
751
00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,021
-We can... -No. Just, just tell us what
752
00:40:42,021 --> 00:40:44,021
works out and we'll...
753
00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:46,021
Please, we don't have to talk about this now.
754
00:40:46,021 --> 00:40:49,021
It's good, you'll have the... the place for yourself.
755
00:40:49,021 --> 00:40:51,021
No, no Ray... We like you being there.
756
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:54,021
Yeah, we'll... we'll be more tidy. I know
757
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:54,021
we're gross, we'll be better.
758
00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:56,021
-KIERAN: Yeah! -Please, guys.
759
00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:56,021
Don't make this harder.
760
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,021
(VOICE SHAKING) I just don't understand why...
761
00:40:58,021 --> 00:41:01,021
RAY: You're getting married tomorrow.
762
00:41:01,021 --> 00:41:04,021
It's going to be the most beautiful day and...
763
00:41:01,021 --> 00:41:04,021
and the start of a big adventure
764
00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:06,021
and you don't want to be sharing
765
00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:08,021
your marital home with a pathetic lodger who's
766
00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:08,021
in love with you.
767
00:41:12,021 --> 00:41:14,021
Didn't mean to say that.
768
00:41:15,021 --> 00:41:16,021
I'm drunk.
769
00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:17,021
I'm emotional.
770
00:41:18,021 --> 00:41:19,021
Sorry.
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