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ANNOUNCER: Too often
in this world,
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animal crimes
fall through the cracks.
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Luckily for all of us,
there is a man astride
a white horse
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of scorching hot pet law.
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The crimes are real,
the justice is real-er.
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It'sGary Busey Pet Judge.
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Pet justice.
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Yeah!
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ANNOUNCER: He says
this pet psychic is a fraud.
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She says her pet clairvoyance
is completely genuine.
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Judge Gary will
transubstantiate a verdict.
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All rise.
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The honorable
Judge Gary Busey presiding.
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JUDGE GARY:
It feels good, doesn't it?
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At least to me, it does.
You may be seated.
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Thank you for rising.
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It's like good bread
on Sunday, it rises.
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Okay, I'd like to hear
from the plaintiff.
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Hi. Uh, my...
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My hamster died,
that's how this story starts,
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which is a total bummer.
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Uh, but after my hamster...
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My hamster's name
is Princess Bubblegum.
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Um... and I love him.
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And my hamster died.
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And then, after,
I wanted to speak to him,
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and I reached out
to a pet psychic.
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And, uh,
the pet psychic told me
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that my hamster was telling me
to invest a lot of my money...
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-Oh.
-...into specific things
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that I've never heard of.
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And, uh, that's,
that's why I'm here.
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The investments,
they eventually turned bad.
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-Yeah.
-RANDY: Yeah.
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Well, I can see
why that happened.
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How much money did you lose
in these investments?
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Uh... $17,000.
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-Damn!
-RANDY: Yeah.
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-$17,000.
-What?
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-That's five digits.
That's a lot of money.
-MIKE: That's crazy.
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It's a lot...
It's a lot for me especially.
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Are you a scam artist?
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No, sir, I'm a psychic,
a pet psychic.
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Tell me about you.
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Well, I...
I've always had this gift.
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And the more I practice it,
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the more I receive messages
from animals
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from beyond the grave.
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How can you tell the
dead animals apart
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from other dead animals?
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Or do the hamsters
give you something
that you know
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what he's talking about
is true to him?
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Well, pets have names,
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so generally,
I focus on their name
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and call them by their name,
and they come to me.
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They want to be heard,
and I'm here to hear them,
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and let people
on the corporeal plane
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hear what they have to say.
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It's not every day
that a pet tells me
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that we should invest
in self-propelled
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reverse osmosis
water filtration systems
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to prepare
for the Armageddon.
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She can't even say it.
[STAMMERS] She's a liar.
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I'm not a scientist,
I'm a pet psychic!
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-You're a liar.
-Hey!
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[WHISPERING] Quiet.
Quiet in the court.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay?
Quiet in the court. Be nice.
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You have a dead pet
you want to talk to?
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Uh, maybe.
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Maybe in a minute.
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I'm right now dealing
with the present moment.
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-Right.
-Okay.
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I'm real, Your Honor.
I'm a real pet psychic.
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What's your real pet place?
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What's my real pet place?
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You said a real pet place.
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I'm a real pet psychic.
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I really can hear
what pets are telling me
from beyond
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-the grave, sir.
-When I was a teenager,
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the drive-in movie
was a great pet place.
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Oh!
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-You get it?
-SHULIE: Yes, sir.
I prefer a bedroom.
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Good one.
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Okay, Randy,
I want you to tell me
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about your relationship
with your hamster, please.
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Uh... I mean, I told you
I loved my hamster.
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We did everything together.
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Um, we lived
a very parallel lifestyle.
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-I knew that.
-Um...
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-Quiet. Quiet!
-RANDY: 'Cause I told you that.
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You asked me
questions about...
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-Thank you. Thank you.
-Sorry.
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But, you know,
my hamster and I,
we ate the same foods.
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We ate Quiznos
together a lot.
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And we loved that.
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We would get two
extra-large sandwiches.
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And, uh, looking back,
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it was maybe what led
to his weight problem,
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and he did have
a heart attack.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Heart attack.
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-Hamster had a heart attack?
-My hamster died
of a heart attack.
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Did you used to go jogging
with your hamster
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-or did you just run him
on the wheel?
-No. No, we...
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Well, he didn't.
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It was up to him,
and he chose not to exercise.
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He was taking after you.
He didn't want to shame you.
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See, you don't even know me,
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and it's funny that
you're talking to me like...
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Okay. We have personal feelings
coming to surface now.
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-For sure.
-Yours and yours.
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The personal feelings have
nothing to do with the death
of the hamster.
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-Nothing to do with it.
-Yeah.
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She's saying I'm fat
is what she's saying.
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-No, I'm saying you're lazy.
-JUDGE GARY: She said
you're fat?
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She just said that.
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She says I'm lazy.
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-He's lazy, sir.
-RANDY: Yeah.
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Well, guess what rhymes
with lazy, crazy.
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You're crazy.
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You know what fat
stands for? F-A-T?
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-Can't wait.
-Feeling Another Taco.
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-Oh.
-Feeling Another Taco.
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You eat tacos,
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you might just as well be
taping the taco on your body.
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-So, you're anti-tacos?
-"I eat a lot of tacos."
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-What?
-You don't like tacos?
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-No, I'm just saying
what fat means.
-Oh.
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-Definition of fat.
-Okay.
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[STAMMERS] I myself love
a cold cut sammy.
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-Yeah.
-JUDGE GARY: But for
future reference,
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hamsters eat mainly
grass, pellets and fruit.
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-Yeah.
-They don't eat
that other stuff.
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-RANDY: Sandwiches.
-That's not natural,
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indigenous to their
digestive system.
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-Quiznos.
-Bread is from a pellet.
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It's...
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-Shulie.
-Yes, sir.
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JUDGE GARY: I ask you,
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when did you find out,
when did you know that
you had psychic powers
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-concerning small animals?
-SHULIE: Well...
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As a girl, my brother
had a pet snake.
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-Okay.
-And the pet snake
told me that
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as a snake, he had a lisp,
and he was embarrassed of hiss
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-in front of the other snakes.
-Hmm.
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Is it the snake's embarrassment
or your embarrassment?
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No, sir. I just read
what I hear.
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-I don't place judgement
on an animal.
-Oh, I see. Okay.
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They're their own beings.
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Well, in that case,
I insist that you contact Red.
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My dog Red,
I grew up with him,
he grew up with me.
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Sir, that's not how it works.
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-They come to me.
-What?
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The animals come to me.
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It's very difficult for me
to call out...
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Well, I want you to open
your mind, your heart
and your psychic vision
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to my pet dog named Red.
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Please now. Please.
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Okay. Um, I just...
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I need a moment
to, um...
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-Go ahead.
-...contact.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I think I hear it.
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[HOWLING]
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[IN DIFFERENT VOICE]
Hi, Gary, it's Red.
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Did you have
a question for me?
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[SCOFFS]
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You have to ask him
a question now, Your Honor.
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Red, how did you die?
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Well, I died
when I ran away
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and ate what I thought
was a brisket,
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but instead I think
it was something
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made of what people
call Nerf.
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-Red.
-Yes, Gary.
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Red, are you happy now?
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I'm happy now.
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-JUDGE GARY:
That's what counts.
-Thank you, Gary.
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God bless you, Red.
I'll see you
in another lifetime.
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But you're doing great,
and I'm glad to hear you.
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-So, that's...
-Extraordinary is what it is.
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That's the same voice
that she used for my hamster,
by the way.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What? I was using a voice?
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They don't...
They never...
Well, all right.
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Quiet.
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Why do you think he ran away
and got hit by a truck?
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-Was it something I did?
-SHULIE: Oh. Let me...
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[HOWLING]
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[IN DIFFERENT VOICE]
Did you have a question, Gary?
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You wanted to know
how I got hit by a truck?
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Well, it wasn't
your fault, Gary.
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Even though I saw
what you did to yourself
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in your bedroom after school,
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I didn't run away
to get hit by a truck
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'cause I loved you.
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Okay, that's good enough for me.
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Was it the car
or the brisket?
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Hey, shut up.
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-I thought we were friends.
-JUDGE GARY: Mike...
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Mike, you're like
a son to me.
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-You're like a great
granddad to me.
-I wanted to tell you
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that I adore you,
I'm glad you're here.
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You really help me
in every way.
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-Thank you.
-Sometimes I get
harsh and bark,
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but the bark
is with no teeth.
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-Wow!
-So, there's no way
my bark can hurt you.
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Wow!
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It's like a dog barking
without any teeth.
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Here's what
it sounds like...
[GRUNTS]
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Wow.
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Their lip flaps like...
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You know, like a teenage fart.
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Ask him
one more thing for me.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, sir, I'm sorry.
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-He's gone.
-Can't get him back?
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-Not right now.
-[WHISTLES] Red.
Come on, Red.
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Come on. [HIGH-PITCHED CALLING]
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Come on, Red.
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He's simply not coming, sir.
I'm sorry.
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Now, that is
a pretty amazing thing.
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-I must commend you for that.
-Thank you.
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-It's a true gift. I'm honored.
-JUDGE GARY: It's an honor
to have you speak.
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Amazingly bad,
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Red died in a hunting accident.
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Wow!
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And I'd never scar old Red
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by having my way
with myself
in front of him.
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-Impostor.
-That is a big sin.
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-And the word sin, S-I-N...
-Oh.
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...stands for
Self-Imposed Nonsense.
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Pa-pow!
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JUDGE GARY:
That's what a sin is.
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I find for the plaintiff.
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Dead pet justice.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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That's my signature
spiritual punctuation
notification
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on a feeling certified
from the angels.
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-I get my money back?
-What?
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-I get my money back?
-You won.
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No, you don't get
your money back.
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[STAMMERS] I'm confused.
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JUDGE GARY: You see,
the money is no issue here.
242
00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:37,299
-Oh.
-The money's not an issue.
243
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:38,505
She's just in trouble?
244
00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,993
-JUDGE GARY: No,
money's not an issue.
-RANDY: Oh.
245
00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:42,747
Oh, well, you... You lose,
whatever that means.
246
00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:46,099
I think you should
two go down...
This is an order.
247
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,897
You guys go down
to a hamster, gerbil store
248
00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:52,213
and get two hamsters
and one gerbil
249
00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:54,076
and get a big cage for them,
250
00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,700
and put them all three
in that same cage.
251
00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,154
Feed them properly,
252
00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,223
and let them be happy
and multiply.
253
00:10:00,254 --> 00:10:02,464
-Are they, like, ours?
-That will make you happy,
254
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,118
and you'll be
the grandparents
255
00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:06,945
of little hamsters
and little gerbils.
256
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,565
It'll be fun.
You'll be reproducing.
257
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,058
-Is this official?-In a way, and that will qualify
258
00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:14,303
as spiritual, or physical,
or emotional,
259
00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:16,617
or a mental connection.
260
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,690
-You'll be free.
-Okay.
261
00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:21,521
So, go with my applause,
262
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,801
be free of the world
you're in,
263
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,000
and go to the
hamster, gerbil store
and get that.
264
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,559
-That's what we have to do?
-That will start
265
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:31,112
a new feeling
between you two
266
00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:34,147
that you haven't been able
to find yet.
267
00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,391
Okay, pet justice.
268
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,428
Ho! Hi-yah!
269
00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,255
Now, you may go...
You may go to the
hamster store.
270
00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:46,164
-Let's go to the hamster store.
-Be nice with each other.
271
00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:48,887
You can drive.
I'm not helping
pay for gas.
272
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,864
Don't say what you're
not going to do
273
00:10:50,891 --> 00:10:52,381
until you don't do it.
274
00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,169
Wise words.
275
00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,587
JUDGE GARY: Yeah!
276
00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:00,112
Ah, okay. Hi.
277
00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,832
Um...
278
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:06,218
So, how do you feel
about the case?
279
00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:10,881
Uh, I think ultimately,
I got sort of what I wanted.
280
00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:13,741
Uh, he said that
she was a fraud,
281
00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:15,496
and that's what
I was here to prove.
282
00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:17,296
I also wanted some of
my money back,
283
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,611
but I don't know really
how the court system works.
284
00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:22,125
That's the great part
about Gary Busey,
285
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,414
he does know how
the court system works.
286
00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:27,002
Mmm. Uh, yeah.
287
00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:29,104
Yeah. [CHUCKLING]
288
00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:33,516
Okay. So, how do you think
you'll move forward in life?
289
00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,764
How will you ever go on?
290
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,324
Gary, well...
291
00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:39,771
Individually,
however I want.
None of your business.
292
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,982
And, uh, he also...
293
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:46,151
He told me to buy
two hamsters and one gerbil
294
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:49,498
with the pet psychic
and to share them,
295
00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:51,226
so we did...
296
00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,712
We did agree to do that.
297
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,436
Did you ask the pet psychic
if that was actually
gonna happen
298
00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:56,893
'cause they would know, right?
299
00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,238
She would know if...
300
00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:01,961
Well, she's a fraud.
We proved that.
301
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:04,687
But she would know
if a pet was thinking that,
302
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,244
she wouldn't know
if that was gonna happen.
303
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,067
So, she would know
if a pet was thinking
304
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,826
you guys were gonna
buy the pet?
305
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,177
I don't know.
306
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:13,153
That's why she's
the pet psychic.
I get it.
307
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,320
Thank you very much
for your time.
308
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,770
Hi. Welcome.
309
00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,527
Okay, you...
Okay, hi.
310
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,257
How was your case?
311
00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:23,983
Um, it was good.
312
00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,329
I don't need
to return the money
313
00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:28,295
that the hamster insisted
Randy invest so I'm happy.
314
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,723
But I'm not a fraud.
I'm a real pet psychic.
315
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,720
Okay. Can you tell me
what I'm thinking?
316
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,834
Can I be your pet
and then, you tell...
317
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:38,309
Okay. Um...
318
00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:41,903
So, how long have you known
that you're a pet psychic?
319
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,943
Since I was a little girl.
320
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:47,280
I heard my brother's
snake talking.
321
00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:51,048
What if it was
your brother's snake
that was the psychic
322
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,260
and that's how they were
talking to you?
323
00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,332
Well, I mean, we, sort of,
talked to each other.
324
00:12:57,362 --> 00:13:00,432
He didn't seem to know
more about me
325
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,199
than I was saying.
326
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:05,849
He did, you know,
give me some advice
about school and stuff.
327
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,718
Okay. What are you
gonna do from here?
328
00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:13,793
Well, the judge ruled
that I have to go buy
some pets with Randy so...
329
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,967
There's one thing
that we can agree on
330
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,281
-it's that the judge
rules, right?
-Yeah.
331
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:23,597
So, okay, thanks for coming
to the, uh, Pet Court.
332
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,220
Um, I'm Ian Abramson,
333
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:28,362
and this is
Gary Busey's Pet Court.
334
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:32,849
JUDGE GARY: Yay!
335
00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:37,509
ANNOUNCER: She says their
pet goat belongs to her.
336
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:41,170
He says
he's the actual caregiver
and rightful owner.
337
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:44,269
Judge Gary
will pass a verdict
that can't be bleat.
338
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:45,406
All rise.
339
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:50,825
The honorable
Judge Gary Busey presiding.
340
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,874
I like the way the people
in the court are dressed.
341
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,352
You can go
anywhere you want
on my dime.
342
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:58,526
I'll give you a credit card,
you go to Denny's.
343
00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,391
Anyway,
thank you for coming.
344
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,045
Be seated.
345
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:03,813
Denny's.
346
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,263
Okay, get up again.
347
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:06,782
I love to see you
get up. Get up.
348
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,331
Not this.
Not this again.
349
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:13,505
You feel little gases rumbling
in your lower plumbing?
350
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:17,029
Well, you will next time.
Have a seat.
351
00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,963
Okay, plaintiff.
352
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,861
What is your story, honey?
353
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,896
Mark and I
are no longer together,
354
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,763
and I need custody
of our goat.
355
00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,346
He's my goat.
356
00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,632
-You?
-She paid for the goat,
357
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,563
but I, in fact, am the one
that raised the goat,
358
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:35,697
I took care of the goat.
359
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:38,356
She wasn't even home
to take care of the goat
at all.
360
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,914
I... I worked on my novel
with this goat, Your Honor.
361
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:45,439
Well, that's good news,
but paying for the goat
makes the goat hers.
362
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,680
Yes, she paid for the goat,
but she...
363
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:50,034
She doesn't even know
what kind of food
the goat eats.
364
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:53,171
It's my cold hard cash
that I paid for for this goat.
365
00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:54,762
-This goat is mine
-It's your cold hard...
366
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,310
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
367
00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,173
-You will not argue with her.
-I'm sorry, sir.
368
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,617
You'll feel the wrath
of a double-bladed paddle
369
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,418
on your naked ass.
370
00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:03,493
Whoo!
371
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,533
-JUDGE GARY:
And I'm not kidding.
-Yes, sir.
372
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,422
Good.
373
00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,837
She did pay for the animal.
374
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,805
Hard cash is 90% of the law.
375
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:16,233
What do you have to say
for yourself?
376
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,190
Your Honor, I love this goat.
377
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,157
We finish
each other's thoughts.
378
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:22,465
We know...
We know each other
backwards and forwards.
379
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,747
She doesn't even...
She won't even allow the goat
380
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,885
to come and sit up
on top of the couch.
381
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,406
Don't say that.
No, I love this goat.
382
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,794
-I lift the goat on my lap
when we watch...
-JUDGE GARY: Hey!
383
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,446
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
384
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,623
Stop it!
385
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:36,106
Stop raising your voice.
386
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:39,352
Raising and raising
your voice at each other
over the goat.
387
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:45,596
The goat is
a simple, innocent victim
of a human tragedy.
388
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,604
-Yes, Your Honor.
-The goat is in
a human tragedy
389
00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:49,156
created by both of you.
390
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,809
-Yes.
-You've gotta think about
391
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,056
how the goat feels
about things.
392
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,950
How the goat feels about
where he lays down,
393
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,718
where he eats,
where he relieves himself.
394
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,100
Where he lays down,
the bed, the couch,
the kitchen, the bathtub.
395
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,553
Where does the goat
like to live?
396
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,523
Driveway.
397
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,484
Goat on the driveway.
398
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,208
[BURPS] Excuse me.
399
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:10,995
Yeah.
400
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,009
Okay. What is a, um...
401
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,591
What's the name
of the goat?
402
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:15,977
Vincent Van Goat.
403
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,909
I named him Vincent Van Goat.
404
00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:19,222
[CHUCKLES]
405
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,668
I love that name.
Vincent Van Goat.
406
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,255
-Yeah?
-Is he missing an ear?
407
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,124
No. He was
very well taken care of.
408
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:28,918
He has both of his ears.
409
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,273
How does the goat
act towards you?
410
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,990
With affection, Your Honor.
411
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,096
In what way?
What kind of affection?
412
00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,619
Familiar affection,
413
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:42,141
as two best friends
would act towards one another.
414
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,043
Are you still best friends?
415
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,492
The goat and I?
416
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,872
No, you...
417
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,943
-The two of us?
No, sir. No.
-No.
418
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,604
-Oh, you're not.
-Vincent Van Goat
is my goat,
419
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,942
and he loves me.
420
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,118
Oh.
421
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:58,052
Well, that's a blow
to the side-wax.
422
00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,946
If it were true,
it would be, Your Honor.
423
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,614
What makes it not true, sir?
424
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:04,261
[STUTTERS] I can't emphasize
enough, Your Honor,
425
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:07,439
for the court,
she doesn't know
anything about this goat.
426
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,654
She spends no time
with this goat.
427
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,723
She... I don't have a job.
She works all the time
428
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:14,375
so she is the one
that winds up
429
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:15,972
not ever getting
to see the goat.
430
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,620
I spend...
I'm a stay-at-home parent
431
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:19,868
-for this goat.
-Quiet.
432
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:23,250
Tell me about your relationship
and where it went wrong.
433
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,323
MEIYEE:
Uh, we moved in together.
434
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:28,634
I found a great deal
on an apartment, a duplex.
435
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:30,978
And we do things
that, uh...
436
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,185
that couples that
don't get along do,
437
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:35,024
and we decided
to have a kid,
438
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,854
meaning Vincent Van Goat.
439
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,754
You mean the goat
is your child?
440
00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:41,092
Basically, yes.
441
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,919
But you didn't
give birth to him.
442
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,478
No, but I paid for him
hence he his mine.
443
00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:48,652
Well, you pay for babies
[STUTTERS] on Third Street,
444
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,308
and it's not really yours.
445
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:55,556
Money has nothing to do
with the loving,
heartfelt contact
446
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:59,321
and content you have
for something in your life now.
447
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,774
Something.
A goat in this case.
448
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:02,843
-MIKE: Want me to get the goat?
-JUDGE GARY: We need the goat.
449
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,084
Come... Get the goat
and bring it up to the table.
450
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,158
Let's see this Mr. Goat.
451
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,711
Come here, goat.
[TRILLS]
452
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,507
Goat. Goaty, goaty, goaty.
453
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:17,818
I talk goat.
454
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,125
[JUDGE GARY BLEATS]
455
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,031
Oh, you're so cute.
456
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,896
What a lovely goat!
457
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,900
I think we're good to goat.
458
00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:28,452
Good to goat. Okay.
459
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:34,286
Goat, you have very damn
weird eyes, goat.
460
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,560
But I think that comes with
461
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,877
every goat's skull penetration
of the eye sockets
462
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:42,329
that cause the vision
of the goat
to go through you.
463
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:45,262
His vision can probably smell
your feet and your underwear.
464
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,331
But that's not for me to say.
465
00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,475
Goat, who do you want
to live with?
466
00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:54,928
Vincent?
467
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,691
Who do you want to live with?
468
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,241
He's looking at me.
469
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,235
Goat, look at me.
470
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,626
I'm penetrating your heart
with my eyes.
471
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:12,223
You can feel my eyes
coming into your goat heart.
472
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,154
Feel that.
473
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,598
Feel that.
Feel that stare.
474
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:22,256
It will not let you go, goat.
475
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:26,059
-MIKE: Your Honor.
-Yeah?
476
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,165
Did you get a read
from the goat?
477
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,819
I did get a read
from the goat.
478
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:36,494
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
invoke the justice of Solomon.
479
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,392
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-MEIYEE: What are you doing?
480
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,660
-Your Honor, no, no!
-No! No, no, no!
481
00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:44,287
-No.
-She can have him.
She can have Vincent.
482
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,431
She can have what?
483
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,220
She can have
Vincent Van Goat,
Your Honor.
484
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,395
-Please don't cut him.
-No, don't...
485
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:50,739
Stop it!
486
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:56,055
Stop yelling your feelings
which no one cares about
anymore.
487
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,541
I'm sorry, Your Honor,
but please...
488
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,846
I cannot implore you enough.
Please don't kill...
489
00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:03,339
-Please do not hurt him.
-He just said he's willing
to let...
490
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,204
The court has no choice.
491
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:08,618
The justice cutter
must taste flesh.
492
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:10,165
-No. I...
-No, no, no, sir. Please.
493
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,449
-Please do not.
-Sir, no, don't.
494
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,387
That way, you get
the half of the goat
you want,
495
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:17,351
and you get the half
of the goat you want.
496
00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,698
Your Honor,
you cannot do that.
He can have the goat.
497
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:22,215
-This is a family member.
-Hey, hey, shut up!
498
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,950
Shut up!
499
00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:30,636
Now, you speak
and you don't.
Go ahead.
500
00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:33,227
If you're going to hurt him,
he can have the goat.
501
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,716
I don't need him that much.
502
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:38,060
Well, we'll use
Lidocaine and Novocain
on the goat's body.
503
00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:40,028
-No pain.
-So, the goat
will not feel...
504
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,166
-I ask you, please...
-Please stop doing that, sir.
505
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,096
...the saw coming through.
506
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:48,069
You understand that?
The goat will not feel
the pain of his death.
507
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:49,418
I do not understand that.
508
00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:51,175
I think he will feel pain.
509
00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,835
I'm feeling pain.
I would just...
510
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,702
It's fine.
I don't need him.
511
00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:56,736
Mark can have the goat.
It's... It's fine.
512
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,052
Please don't hurt him.
513
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:02,304
Sometimes you just
have to threaten
to take something away
514
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,500
that's precious
515
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:05,748
so they realize,
both of them,
what's important.
516
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,750
That's why I am the GOAT.
517
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:11,985
Greatest Of All Time.
518
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,959
Greatest Of All Time.
519
00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,312
[JUDGE GARY GRUNTS]
520
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:20,524
I find for the
defendant victory.
521
00:21:21,107 --> 00:21:24,317
Pet justice. [SCREECHES]
522
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:25,702
-Okay.
-Thank you, Your Honor.
523
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,322
JUDGE GARY: Court is adjourned.
Go home with your goat.
524
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:30,596
And make sure
you have visiting rights,
525
00:21:30,634 --> 00:21:32,774
or I will come in
and make custody
526
00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:36,188
for either one of you,
or the other one,
or none at all.
527
00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:37,535
And that's why the goat
can live with me.
528
00:21:37,572 --> 00:21:41,132
I have a huge yard.
I live in Texas on a ranch,
529
00:21:41,161 --> 00:21:43,031
and you can come see
the goat any time.
530
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,580
And play chase...
531
00:21:44,613 --> 00:21:47,963
Chase the...
Chase the ball
with the goat.
532
00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:51,686
That's what...
That's a goat's
favorite game.
533
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:55,214
So, there you go.
I'm taking the goat
534
00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:57,664
even though I ruled for you.
535
00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:00,525
The ruling
is only transparent.
536
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,870
Because I know
what the goat loves.
537
00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:08,086
And I love the goat
538
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,809
better than you two
can love the goat
put together.
539
00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:14,057
You're not thinking
about the goat,
you're thinking about you.
540
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:17,411
Stop laughing or I'll plug
your butt with a tomato.
541
00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:22,132
Tomato butt plug creates
all kinds of great sandwiches
542
00:22:22,168 --> 00:22:24,858
you can eat
without ever knowing
what they are.
543
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:25,755
Okay.
544
00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:29,067
Justice for the goat.
545
00:22:29,106 --> 00:22:30,586
Pet justice for the goat.
546
00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:32,868
[GRUNTING]
547
00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:35,349
Okay.
548
00:22:36,976 --> 00:22:39,286
I'll plug your butts
549
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:40,913
-with a tomato.
-With a tomato.
550
00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:47,228
JUDGE GARY:
There's nothing more
for you to say or ask for.
551
00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:48,952
Put the goat in my van.
552
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:54,058
Don't feel bad about
where the goat is going.
553
00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:56,856
The good part is
you're not going
where the goat is going.
554
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,410
Isn't that fun?
555
00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:02,617
-No, Your Honor.
-Just like teenagers dating.
556
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,492
They come and they go.
557
00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:08,462
So have fun with your goat none.Dismissed.
558
00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,668
Yeah. Go out
through the door there.
559
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,502
Follow the beautiful woman.
560
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,155
MARK: Well, now,
does that mean...
561
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,190
JUDGE GARY: Yeah!
562
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,636
Oh, uh, hi.
563
00:23:21,676 --> 00:23:24,436
You guys, uh, just won
a court case, right?
564
00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:26,093
No.
565
00:23:26,784 --> 00:23:28,684
No. Neither of...
We don't...
566
00:23:28,717 --> 00:23:30,237
We don't know.
Nobody...
567
00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:31,380
He took the goat.
568
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,410
I guess he's taking it
to Texas with him.
569
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,617
The good news is
he's gonna be bigger there
570
00:23:36,656 --> 00:23:38,556
because everything is.
571
00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:42,139
So, I hope that
you guys feel good.
572
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,041
-Yeah, okay. I'm okay.
-Thank you.
573
00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,288
Okay.
574
00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:47,461
Uh, if you've...
575
00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,635
Okay. Uh, if you've
got a problem,
576
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:50,909
yo, he'll solve it.
577
00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:55,156
Uh, go to Gary Busey,
the pet judge, resolve it.
578
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,952
Can we go?
579
00:23:57,712 --> 00:23:59,652
-What?
-Okay, thanks.
580
00:24:05,098 --> 00:24:06,508
Justice!
581
00:24:13,831 --> 00:24:16,591
I still wanna know
with a paw,
582
00:24:16,627 --> 00:24:19,597
a [BLEATS]
or a swish of the head,
583
00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:25,187
which person do you want
to live with, Vincent?
584
00:24:25,222 --> 00:24:26,572
Goat, look at me.
585
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:43,376
MIKE: Did you get a read
on the goat?
586
00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:44,692
-[BLEATS]
-[GAVEL THUDS]
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