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- Private Petrocelli,
step away from the goat bomb!
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- It's not a bomb.
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- Yeah, that's what
they want you to think.
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Now move
so I can engage the threat.
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- Buckley's spirit
is in this goat.
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- You're fucking crazy.
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- I am not moving.
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- Yeah, well
I ain't getting blown up
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by no goddamn suicide goat,
either.
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- It's not a suicide goat.
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Don't worry, Boz.
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I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you.
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- Hey, what are you saying
to it?
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- That is none
of your business.
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- Some sort of code?
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- To a goat?
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- It's not a bomb;
it's a fucking goat.
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It's my associate's fingers
in its belly.
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- Gnarly.
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- Yeah, and now I gotta
cut that goat open.
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And that annoying
little shit there
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isn't gonna move to the side
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unless you put
your fucking weapon down.
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- Well, we don't
take orders from you.
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- But you do take
orders from me.
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And put that knife away.
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Nobody's cuttin'
this poor little animal open.
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That's the cutest fuckin' goat
I've ever seen.
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Ain't that
the cutest fuckin' goat
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you've ever seen,
Corporal Wittman?
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- Sir, yes, sir!
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- You think you can do
whatever you want to
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while you're over here,
and maybe you can,
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but not while you're
on my base.
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While you're on my base,
you follow my orders.
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- Yes, Colonel.
- Damn right.
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You seem unhealthily attached
to this goat, Private.
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- Just didn't want
to see it killed, sir.
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- Looks like it's been a while
since its last meal.
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But no animals on base.
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Feed it, give it some water,
get it the hell off.
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You hear me, Private?
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- Yes, sir.
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- I'd like to speak
to him alone, please.
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- Yes, Ma'am!
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- Get up.
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You look very at home in here.
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- This place is actually bigger
than my CHU, Ma'am.
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- I need a favor.
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- There's not much I can do
from in here.
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- If you do this for me,
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I'll recommend that
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all the charges against you
get dropped.
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- What's the favor?
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- The LN you brought in
the other day
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left recovery in bad shape.
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If he doesn't get
brought back to me
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and put on a massive dose
of antibiotics, he's gonna die.
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- The good-lookin' kid?
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- His name is Qasem.
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He's my patient,
and I'm responsible for him.
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And you brought him in,
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so I'm assuming you might
know where to find him.
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- Do you mind if I ask you why
you're taking such an interest
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in this particular LN?
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- Sergeant!
- Yes, Ma'am!
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- I'm done with him.
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- No, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey, wait!
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I can find him
and I can bring him back.
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- Then do it.
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- I'm not sure about this.
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- This mission's keeping me
out of the brig,
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so I'd appreciate it
if you got sure about it.
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- Not like Holloway
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to stick her neck out like this
for an LN.
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- No.
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Makes you think
there's an actual human being
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under all that regular army.
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- Come on.
Cut her some slack.
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She chose putting up with all
your insubordinate bullshit
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over being with her family.
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- Can't wait
to see you two get married.
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- Wanna be my best man?
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- You get her a ring?
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- Shit.
I didn't think about that.
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- Give me an onion ring.
I don't care.
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- How romantic.
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- Guess instead of honeymooning
in Bora Bora,
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you guys'll be honeymooning
in Tora Bora.
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- Laugh all you want.
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When we're married,
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we're entitled to
300 bucks a month
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extra housing allowance.
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- Marry me.
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Let's get this over with.
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Hey.
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How are ya?
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Mmm.
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Sir, I'm getting rid of it.
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- What becomes of this goat
makes no matter to me, Private.
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- Glad to hear that, sir.
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- However,
I am keenly interested
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in what happened
to an ambulance
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that disappeared
the other day.
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- Ambulance?
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I don't know anything
about that.
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- Oh, really?
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Because your name was
on the vehicle manifest.
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You seem nervous.
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- Oh, I'mI'm fine, sir.
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- You're sweating profusely.
- It's hot, sir.
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- You're visibly shaking.
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- It's an unfortunate
medical condition, sir.
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- The truth, Private.
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- Okay.
Roback and Davis made me do it.
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They filled it
with expired medical supplies
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and took it to village to trade
with the warlords for hashish.
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- What?
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- Then the ambulance
got torched by SecCorp guys
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but we can't be sure,
so we stole one of their SUVs
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after the goat bit
off some guy's fingers
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and then hit a landmine
on the way back, sir.
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- I see.
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What are you gonna do
to me, sir?
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Nothing right now.
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It's Roback and Davis that
need to answer for this.
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Well, Boz,
that was a close one.
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You hungry?
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- Where do we find Qasem?
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- Petrocelli said
he thought the little brother
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came from a house
with a green door.
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- What else did he say?
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- Nothing.
That was it.
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- Great.
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Time to play
green door roulette.
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- Let's start with that one.
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- Clear!
- Clear!
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- Hallway!
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- All clear.
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- What now?
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- We hit every other green door
in the neighborhood.
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- And wait for everyone
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to just invite us in
for sponge cake and espresso?
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- Well there's nothing here,
so let's start knocking.
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- God damn.
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- What the fuck
are you doing?
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New way to get high?
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- Smells like burned hair.
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- This is a real motherfuckin'
silk rug.
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Worth 30 grand back home.
We're taking it.
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- I know you're in dire st
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- Looks like an ISIS tunnel.
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- Let's just
take the rug and split.
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- We gotta go
down there.
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- I didn't sign up
for this.
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- Remember when you signed that
little piece of paper
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in the recruiting station?
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That was you signing up
for this.
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We're goin' in.
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- Next man!
- Coming in.
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- Coming in!
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- All clear.
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- Who's this?
- My name is Azad.
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- He's the little brother.
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- Where's that fuckin' goat?
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- Uh
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I have no idea.
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- Well, you damn well
better have some idea.
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- Lookeven
if you cut it open,
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your fingers would be
totally digested by now.
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- Yeah, it's not my fingers
I'm looking for, mate.
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- Huh?
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- It's my Crimson Tide
championship ring
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that was on one
of those fingers.
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That's what I'm fuckin'
looking for.
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- Wait, you played football
for Alabama?
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- One more time
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Where is that fucking goat?
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- I told you.
I don't know.
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- Yeah, you do,
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and if I don't get my finger
back with that ring on it,
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- I'm gonna take one of yours.
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- What?
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Ow.
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- You have one hour.
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- My brother was not well.
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He was having
great difficulty breathing.
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He became very weak.
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He finally had to leave me.
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- To go where?
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- He was told the warlord was
in possession of antibiotics.
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- Our antibiotics.
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- He has not returned.
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I am worried.
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- We're gonna get him
and we're gonna bring him back
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to the hospital at our base
to get better.
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- One of us is gonna need
to be here with the kid
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in case Qasem comes back.
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- You must
leave the woman here with me.
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The warlord will have no
interest in dealing with her.
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- "The woman"?
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- You're babysitting.
- No, no. Don't do this to me.
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- No, no.
It won't take long, okay?
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- Give you two a chance
to get close.
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- Here, Boz.
Look.
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See, see?
Yeah.
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Come on.
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- What the hell are you doing?
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- I am trying to feed it
this horchata grip 'n rip.
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- Oh, that shit
gave me the runs.
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- Yeah?
Well, I am counting on it.
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Here, Boz.
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Up here.
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Here.
Come on, here.
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Yeah, okay.
Atta boy.
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There we go.
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- Yo, I meant it
about you being my best man.
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- No offense,
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but I kinda take this
marriage thing more seriously.
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- Is that a no?
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- It's not a no.
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Just kinda hoping you two would
take it more seriously, too.
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- Yeah, well.
I'm not Alvarez's type.
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- She tell you that?
- Every day.
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Besides, I'm not over Durkin.
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Unfortunately complicated
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by the fact
that she's totally over me.
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- A salaam alaikum!
God bless the USA!
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- Son of a bitch!
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- Looks like
those Afghan Army guys
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got that SecCorp SUV
running again.
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Damn!
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Those ANA guys can turn
anything into a technical.
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- We gotta track it down.
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- How exactly
are we gonna track it down?
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- There's a way.
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I just haven't thought
of it, yet.
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- You keep me posted.
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- Always the pessimist, amigo.
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No?
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- That's that.
- Hold on.
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- Trade?
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- We don't have anything
to trade.
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- What do you got on you?
- What do you got on you?
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- Supplies and water.
- Me, too.
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- What about here?
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- Hey.
Hell, no.
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It's not gonna happen.
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- It's time to put away
childish things, amigo.
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Gimme your gamer.
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- I need
to at least wipe it first.
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I got personal stuff
on here.
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- Porn?
- Among other things.
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- Weird, fucked up porn?
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00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:53,000
- Normal, everyday porn.
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- I'm sure warlords
could jerk off, too.
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Stop it.
258
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,896
- Come on.
259
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:07,896
Now that you're happy,
let's try this one more time.
260
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,206
- Paghman?
- Paghman.
261
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,206
- He's at Paghman Hospital.
262
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,689
- He's probably okay.
- Okay?
263
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:16,793
What part of Paghman Hospital
do you not get?
264
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,310
Salaam alaikum!
265
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,931
- You are not married?
266
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,344
- Will be soon.
267
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,689
- Is it arranged?
268
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,000
- Sort of.
269
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,965
- When you are married,
you will have children, yes?
270
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,551
- I will have children?
No.
271
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,275
- And your husband
allows this?
272
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,000
- It's not up to him.
273
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:39,689
- But he is the man.
274
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,103
- I am the woman.
275
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,862
- Why do you not want
to talk to me?
276
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,965
Is it because I'm a man?
277
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,000
- You're not a man!
278
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,344
You're a boy.
279
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:51,206
And it's because I find your
attitude very annoying.
280
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,344
How lucky you for you
that you happen to be born
281
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,103
with a little pee-pee
between those legs
282
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,344
that lets you make
all the decisions
283
00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:58,275
for the women
in your culture.
284
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,517
- You are very angry.
285
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,551
- And believe it or not,
286
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,793
you caught me on a good day.
287
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,000
- Kid's giving you the finger.
288
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,379
- Ah, shit.
289
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,655
- Notice he didn't ask
for his wedding ring back.
290
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:41,137
- So we're all good?
291
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,000
- You and me?
292
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,000
Yeah, we're all good.
293
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:45,827
But that fucking goat and me?
294
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,896
Oh, we're far from good.
295
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,862
- But you got your ring back.
296
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,586
- Fingers are still missing.
297
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:55,413
- Nothing the goat
can do about that.
298
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,172
- Revenge is not about
remedying a situation,
299
00:15:57,275 --> 00:16:00,620
it's about eye
for a fuckin' eye.
300
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,551
- You're gonna
take the goat's finger?
301
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,103
- Didn't know goats
had fingers.
302
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,517
- They have cloven hooves.
303
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,413
- I'm not gonna take
the goat's fingers.
304
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,448
I'm gonna take
the goat's life.
305
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,620
And I know
it's on this base,
306
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,827
and I'm gonna
fuckin' find it.
307
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,034
- No, you're not.
308
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,275
- Yeah.
309
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,206
- Kid's not gonna give up
that goat without a fight.
310
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,827
- Yeah, I'm gonna
find that fuckin' animal,
311
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,965
and I'm gonna gut it like
the goddamn catch of the day.
312
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:29,517
- He's a great poet.
313
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,793
I know you do not read a lot,
but do not worry.
314
00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,241
These poems are short.
315
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,689
A small child
could read them.
316
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,206
- You really
can't help yourself, can you?
317
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,793
- I was in the middle
318
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,172
of my all-time high score
on that thing.
319
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:48,000
- Well, maybe you should try
reading a book instead, amigo.
320
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,655
- The engine
on the bird's running.
321
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,482
Let's go.
322
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,103
- You have found my brother?
323
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,206
- He's at Paghman.
We're gonna go get him.
324
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,241
- Hey.
325
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,344
Figured only one of you would
be alive when we got back.
326
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,931
I had you, but Davis' money
was on the kid.
327
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,103
- I'm never having children.
328
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,206
Especially boys.
329
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,827
- We'll discuss this
after we're married.
330
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,310
- Can't understand a thing.
331
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,344
Can't tell if we've got
permission to land or not.
332
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,620
Sounds like chaos down there.
333
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,379
For better or worse,
we're going in.
334
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:34,862
- You speak English?
335
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,379
- Of course I do. I'm a doctor.
336
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:39,862
- What happened here?
- Suicide bombing at a wedding.
337
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,068
- Look, we're looking
for a patient called Qasem.
338
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,896
Do you have anybody here
by that name?
339
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,379
- You are kidding me, right?
340
00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,206
You are welcome
to go look for him yourself,
341
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,655
but I have no idea where he is,
342
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,379
nor do I have the time
to worry about him.
343
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:58,793
- Is there anything
we can do here to help?
344
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,965
- You can find this person
you're looking for
345
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,862
and take him away so I have
one less person to deal with.
346
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:10,931
Shh, shh.
347
00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,241
- Let's limit our boots
on the ground time here, okay?
348
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,206
- For sure.
349
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,206
- That him?
350
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,689
- If it is,
our work here is done.
351
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,862
- I got him!
352
00:18:55,965 --> 00:19:01,241
Hey, can you hear me?
Hey.
353
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:01,931
- You again.
354
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:04,931
- Okay, shit.
355
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,034
Okay.
Hey.
356
00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,517
We're gonna get you
out of here, okay?
357
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,620
Door!
358
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,206
We managed
to stabilize him on the bird,
359
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,517
but he's still
in pretty bad shape.
360
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,793
- I'll take it
from here, Sergeant.
361
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,000
Who's this?
362
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,551
- His little brother.
They're a package deal.
363
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,931
- Get that kid
and all of his germs
364
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,103
out of my operating room,
please!
365
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,103
Thank you.
366
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827
- Let's get him on the table!
367
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,034
- How'd you take care
of yourself
368
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,724
while your brother was away?
369
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,620
- Relatives would feed me.
370
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,172
And since the killing of my
parents shut down the school,
371
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,931
I was no longer a target.
372
00:19:59,034 --> 00:19:59,793
- You seem
to accept your misfortunes
373
00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:03,448
so much better than I do.
374
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:07,034
- We do not expect everything
to turn out well like you do,
375
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:08,620
so we're never disappointed.
376
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:13,379
- Hmm.
377
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,862
- Gimme a sec, hon.
378
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,413
We were reading about another
one of those suicide bombings.
379
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,034
The boys are getting worried
about you,
380
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,379
but I told them
you were miles away
381
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,103
from where that stuff
happens.
382
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,103
- And they believed you?
383
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,137
- Well, it doesn't really
matter, does it?
384
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,551
- Is that Mom?
- Yeah, it's Mom.
385
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,379
- Hi.
386
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,896
- Hi, Mom!
We miss you.
387
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,344
Don't get blown up.
388
00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,931
- Don't be an idiot.
She's totally safe.
389
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,241
- I am.
I'm totally safe.
390
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,275
- That shirt is dirty.
I told you not to wear it.
391
00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:41,655
Now we're gonna be late
to school.
392
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,551
Change that, please.
Is Rufus locked out again?
393
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,724
I told you you gotta
let him in after he pees.
394
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:47,827
It's out of control here.
395
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:48,965
I love you.
Can I call you tomorrow?
396
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,448
Okay, bye.
397
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,448
- Hi.
398
00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,413
- Hey.
399
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:00,724
- You okay?
400
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,793
- Mm, yeah.
401
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,896
Just missing
the peace and quiet of home.
402
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,517
What's up?
403
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,551
- I head you sprung Roback
from the brig.
404
00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:09,344
Mind if I ask why?
405
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,275
- Between you and me?
406
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,793
He did me a solid.
407
00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:14,931
- Well, the reason I ask
408
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,137
is that he's suddenly
on my radar,
409
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:18,241
so I need to know if we
consider him friend or foe.
410
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,275
- At this specific moment
in time, friend.
411
00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,206
But I'm sure that'll change
in an hour.
412
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,448
That's all I needed to know.
413
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,379
- You were right.
414
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:02,413
I was not ready to leave.
415
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,758
It is possible you may know
more about medicine that I do.
416
00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:33,103
- Why do you find
the destruction
417
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:37,620
of confiscated weapons
and explosives entertaining?
418
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,000
Do you not get enough
of this horror in battle?
419
00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:44,448
- You have a way
of really killing fun.
420
00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:49,310
- It is a privilege
to be allowed
421
00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:51,310
to be out amongst men at night.
422
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,724
I do not think
that you appreciate it.
423
00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,172
- Don't consider it a perk.
424
00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:01,931
- Your culture takes all
of these things for granted.
425
00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:04,758
In my culture,
426
00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:10,000
a mother is expected only
to bring a son into the family.
427
00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:12,517
- How can a woman
even survive here?
428
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:19,931
- She can be raised as a boy.
429
00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:24,413
- What do you mean?
430
00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:27,931
- In my culture, some parents
can make the decision
431
00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:32,862
to raise their daughters
as sons.
432
00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,758
That way we are allowed
to have interactions with men,
433
00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:39,620
allowed to have jobs,
434
00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:42,862
allowed to
leave the house at night.
435
00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,275
- Oh, my God.
436
00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,689
You're a girl?
437
00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:04,793
- It is true.
438
00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,862
I was born female.
439
00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,344
- Do you feel like a boy?
440
00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:14,482
- I feel like
Allah has blessed me,
441
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,896
that I was chosen
to have a chance in life.
442
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,172
- What happens
when you get older?
443
00:24:21,275 --> 00:24:25,793
- Life becomes much more
difficult and dangerous.
444
00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,655
- You mean
if someone finds out?
445
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,793
- It is not a question
of if they find out,
446
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:33,068
but rather if they approve.
447
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,586
- Well,
it's gonna be pretty difficult
448
00:24:35,689 --> 00:24:37,517
to keep your little secret
on this base.
449
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,448
- Why?
450
00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,758
- Well, you're gonna have to
shower at some point,
451
00:24:41,862 --> 00:24:43,000
and I'm for sure
452
00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:43,793
not letting you do it
with the men on this base.
453
00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,172
- Then I will not shower.
454
00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:48,724
You'll have to sleep somewhere.
455
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:54,275
Unless you want me
to take you back home.
456
00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:57,620
- I will never
leave my brother again.
457
00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,931
- Then you're gonna have to
458
00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:04,689
share your little secret
with others.
459
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:14,000
- I'm sorry that I got a
bit annoyed with you before.
460
00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:16,689
Your male privilege was
461
00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,793
really pissing me off.
462
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,379
- You're very good
at being a boy.
463
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,517
- It is a lot easier
than it looks.
464
00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:33,137
- The closest ANA base
is here.
465
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,758
- What if they aren't
stationed at the base?
466
00:25:34,862 --> 00:25:37,482
What if they're floaters
just passing through?
467
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,551
- Well, then
we'll never track down the SUV,
468
00:25:38,655 --> 00:25:40,655
there'll be no fight,
and we're screwed.
469
00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:43,172
- Forget I mentioned it.
470
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,758
- If I can just
figure out a way to
471
00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:46,206
- Gentlemen.
472
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,724
Sir.
473
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,275
Oh, I had an interesting little
talk with Private Petrocelli.
474
00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,000
- He's a good kid.
- Great kid.
475
00:25:57,103 --> 00:25:58,655
- Yes, the young lad
told me all about
476
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,620
your eventful nocturnal jaunt
through the countryside
477
00:26:01,724 --> 00:26:03,068
the other night.
478
00:26:03,172 --> 00:26:04,724
- Oh, shit.
- The kid likes to embellish.
479
00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,931
- Oh, the tale he told me
needs no embellishment.
480
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:11,000
It is a tale
of sneaking off base
481
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:15,310
to trade expired medicines
for hashish to a local warlord
482
00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:17,000
and then
483
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,034
burning a military ambulance.
484
00:26:18,137 --> 00:26:19,517
- We're not
the ones who torched it.
485
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,586
- Oh, yes.
486
00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,068
The private was quite clear
on that point.
487
00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,103
- Sir, those meds were
designated to be destroyed.
488
00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:25,172
- Or traded for ten pounds
489
00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:27,448
of grade A Afghan hashish,
it seems.
490
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,965
- The village
needed them badly.
491
00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,896
- Oh, you two are quite
the humanitarians, aren't you?
492
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,724
- And they were still
perfectly good.
493
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,000
- You don't have to tell me.
494
00:26:36,103 --> 00:26:38,517
I hate how big pharma
495
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,034
invents these expiration dates
simply to make more money
496
00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:42,689
by inducing earlier churn
on supplies.
497
00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:43,862
It's shameful.
498
00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:45,275
- It is shameful.
- Pisses us off, too.
499
00:26:45,379 --> 00:26:47,896
- However, demanding hashish
in return for those drugs?
500
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,758
Mm
is also shameful.
501
00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:52,241
- We feel bad, sir.
502
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,103
- Oh, I'm sure you do.
503
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,586
Look, I like you both,
all right?
504
00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,068
You're damn good medics.
505
00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:04,137
And between us,
506
00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:05,689
I have been known to imbibe
507
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,758
on the local Afghan hashish
myself, occasionally.
508
00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:09,275
- It is primo.
509
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,793
- Be that as it may,
510
00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,137
I'm ordering you to destroy
everything you have.
511
00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:14,655
All ten pounds of it,
512
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,793
because if I hear that you are
selling it around the base,
513
00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:20,758
and I will hear about it,
514
00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:23,103
I'll recommend that you both
be court-martialed.
515
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,482
- Yes, sir.
516
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:29,655
- Oh,
and about that ambulance
517
00:27:29,758 --> 00:27:31,137
Yes, sir?
518
00:27:31,241 --> 00:27:35,793
- That is property
of the United States Army.
519
00:27:40,586 --> 00:27:42,620
But I'm British Forces,
so screw it.
520
00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,551
- We can't destroy the hashish.
It's all we got.
521
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,517
- We may not have to.
522
00:27:57,034 --> 00:27:57,482
- Hoo!
523
00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:00,241
Lovely.
524
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,931
What'd you blokes want from me?
525
00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:02,931
- We need you
to turn it all into edibles
526
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,034
so it'll be easier
to hide and move.
527
00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:07,551
- I have the technology.
- Fantastic.
528
00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:09,551
- For 50%.
529
00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:10,931
- Fuck that.
530
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,310
- I'm supposed to do this out
of the kindness of my heart?
531
00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,551
- We were thinking you would
take it as collateral
532
00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,034
for the Sasquatch fight.
533
00:28:17,137 --> 00:28:19,000
- So I bloody well
am supposed to do this
534
00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:20,172
out of the kindness
of my heart.
535
00:28:20,275 --> 00:28:22,482
- This fight is gonna be big.
536
00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:25,034
You can stand
to make a shitload of book.
537
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:25,724
- You got Sasquatch
to agree to it?
538
00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,551
- We're working on it.
539
00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,413
- Then this whole
conversation's
540
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:30,551
just taking place in a dream.
541
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,379
- How 'bout this?
542
00:28:32,482 --> 00:28:33,689
If the fight doesn't happen,
543
00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:34,931
you can keep half of it
as payment for the last fight.
544
00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:37,379
- Here's an even better deal.
545
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,896
If the fight doesn't happen,
I keep the whole bloody thing.
546
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,551
- You just said 50%.
547
00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,172
- Prices fluctuate.
548
00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:46,724
- Okay, fine.
549
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:49,379
Agreed.
550
00:28:49,482 --> 00:28:52,137
- About this fight, mate.
- Yeah?
551
00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:54,034
- I'm gonna want
to check out your man.
552
00:28:54,137 --> 00:28:56,379
Make sure he's up to the task
so I can put out decent odds.
553
00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:59,551
I'm not agreeing to anything
until I lay eyes on your boy.
554
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,517
- Of course.
555
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,931
- And I am not
gonna be the one
556
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,517
to convince Sasquatch
to fight him.
557
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,517
You blokes are.
558
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,000
- Not gonna be a problem.
- Good.
559
00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:09,206
Now get the hell out
of my kitchen
560
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,310
so I can turn this hash
into food.
561
00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,310
- Think you should
disguise it as MREs.
562
00:29:13,413 --> 00:29:16,931
Nobody touches those.
It'll be safer.
563
00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:18,379
- So you know exactly
where they are
564
00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:20,551
and you could just
steal 'em back from me?
565
00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:24,275
Do I look like a fuckin' idiot
to you, mate?
566
00:29:24,379 --> 00:29:25,275
Oh, by the way, mate.
567
00:29:25,379 --> 00:29:29,000
It's chicken.
All week long.
568
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,793
You got a little
Corporal Buckley in you.
569
00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:40,551
You know that?
570
00:29:44,862 --> 00:29:48,586
You know, he was
the coolest dude I ever met.
571
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,965
He knew the origin story
572
00:29:51,068 --> 00:29:54,172
of every Marvel character
by heart.
573
00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:56,551
Even the ones nobody knew.
574
00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:59,413
And he didn't let anyone
fuck with me.
575
00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:02,000
I'm not gonna let anyone
fuck with you,
576
00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:05,655
but I can't hide you
in here forever.
577
00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,413
We're gonna get through this.
578
00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:29,000
- I got a ton of forms
for you and Roback to sign.
579
00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,862
- For what?
580
00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:33,379
- For the marriage?
581
00:30:33,482 --> 00:30:35,068
- Oh, yeah.
582
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:43,103
- You're really not
into Roback, huh?
583
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,689
- What exactly
did he tell you?
584
00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,034
- Look, don't worry.
585
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,172
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
586
00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:49,862
- Sorry if I fucked up
everything with him.
587
00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:53,655
- Sasquatch seems
588
00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:54,827
big.
589
00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,344
- Jesus.
590
00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:58,586
Roback told you everything too,
huh?
591
00:30:58,689 --> 00:31:00,103
- I'm not judging you.
592
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,000
- That's good,
'cause I respect you
593
00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:05,413
even though I know
you don't respect me.
594
00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:07,724
- I don't really
think about you much.
595
00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,758
Figured you'd never thought
about me much, either.
596
00:31:09,862 --> 00:31:11,034
- You figured wrong.
597
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,103
You go your own way.
598
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,379
You don't care
what anyone else thinks.
599
00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:15,413
You're badass.
600
00:31:15,517 --> 00:31:17,793
- Hmm.
601
00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,517
Glad it comes across
as some sort of inner strength
602
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:25,517
but it's really not.
603
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,655
- Look, I uh
604
00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,034
I need someone to talk to
605
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,551
about putting up
with all the swinging dicks
606
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:31,620
around on this base
607
00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:34,000
and girlfriend pickings
around here are,
608
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,275
you know, slim.
609
00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:36,965
- Um,
610
00:31:37,068 --> 00:31:38,793
I'm not
the girlfriend type.
611
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,448
- Okay, then who do you talk
personal shit with?
612
00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:43,965
- My family.
613
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:44,517
- How ethnically charming.
614
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:49,586
How typically racist.
615
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
- Wanna get high?
616
00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,655
- Roback's not my type.
617
00:31:59,758 --> 00:32:01,655
- What is your type?
618
00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:02,931
- Someone I come across
619
00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:04,758
when I'm not juggling
dismembered limbs
620
00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:05,758
on a daily basis.
621
00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:06,827
- If you're gonna be
that picky,
622
00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,206
you're never gonna find anyone.
623
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,827
- Roback and Sasquatch
are nothing like.
624
00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:19,827
How'd you end up
caught between them?
625
00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,206
- My dad is a total screw-up
626
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:26,206
who forced me to take care
of myself from day one.
627
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,793
Sasquatch is a part of me
that wants to kick his ass
628
00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:33,000
and Roback's a part of me that
629
00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:35,379
wants to fuck him.
630
00:32:35,482 --> 00:32:38,758
- Okay.
631
00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:41,551
- Why do we always fall for men
632
00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:44,241
who remind us
why we hate our fathers?
633
00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:47,034
- Oh, I love my father.
634
00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:48,413
I'd be lucky to end up
635
00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:52,965
with someone as good-hearted
and honest as him.
636
00:32:53,068 --> 00:32:55,793
- You suck as a girlfriend.
637
00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:58,034
I'm used to being around guys.
638
00:32:58,137 --> 00:33:00,482
This feels weird.
639
00:33:00,586 --> 00:33:04,344
- Took me a while
to get used to it, too.
640
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:07,551
Girlfriend, pass that shit.
641
00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:11,758
- This weed
is really fucking strong.
642
00:33:11,862 --> 00:33:15,517
- Got it from an LN translator
who had a crush on me.
643
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,068
- Can you get more?
644
00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:20,275
- Mm-mm.
- Why not?
645
00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,655
- He was targeted and killed
by the Taliban.
646
00:33:25,034 --> 00:33:28,620
I like to smoke some every
once in a while in his memory.
647
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:31,931
- I hope I am
remembered like this.
648
00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:34,931
Anyway,
649
00:33:35,034 --> 00:33:36,896
good luck with Sasquatch.
650
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,586
And if you ever bounce back
to Roback, I'm okay with it.
651
00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:44,310
- You really don't
give a shit, do you?
652
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,310
- About what?
653
00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:48,965
- Anything.
654
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,275
- Never really had the luxury.
655
00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:54,896
- I give a shit about too much,
especially men.
656
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,310
You're gonna be really good
for me.
657
00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:59,379
- We'll see.
658
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,482
- Got a sec?
659
00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,758
Hey.
660
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,965
Please.
661
00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:27,310
- What?
662
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,793
- I just wanted to say
I respect your decision, okay?
663
00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,275
- What decision?
664
00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:32,965
- To cool it with me.
665
00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,482
- No, not cooling it with you.
666
00:34:35,586 --> 00:34:37,000
Ending it with you.
667
00:34:37,103 --> 00:34:39,137
- Yeah, whatever.
Anyway, I get it.
668
00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:41,793
I'll be married to Alvarez,
and that'll be that.
669
00:34:41,896 --> 00:34:42,103
- So what do you want
from me?
670
00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:46,344
- I need you to convince
Sasquatch to fight my guy.
671
00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:47,448
- Why?
672
00:34:47,551 --> 00:34:48,758
- Because I'll be fucked
if you don't,
673
00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,413
and I believe you still care
about what happens to me.
674
00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:52,206
- If I ever mention your name
to Sasquatch,
675
00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:53,000
he's gonna smell you
all over me.
676
00:34:57,206 --> 00:34:58,172
- That's pretty hot.
677
00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:00,517
- Stop it.
678
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,482
- Anything else?
679
00:35:03,586 --> 00:35:06,379
- Yeah.
680
00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:07,551
While I respect your decision
681
00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:08,862
not to see me anymore
once I'm married,
682
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:12,172
the fact is,
this moment in time,
683
00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:13,275
I'm not married.
684
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,896
- Jesus, yes!
685
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,620
Oh, my God!
686
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,827
You're a fucking magician!
687
00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:36,517
Oh, my God.
688
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,413
Wait, did you come?
689
00:35:38,517 --> 00:35:40,068
- I was a little busy
concentrating on you.
690
00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,068
- Oh, my God.
691
00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,379
- You good?
- Mm-hmm.
692
00:36:00,068 --> 00:36:03,068
- How was it?
693
00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:04,103
- Different.
694
00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:07,275
- "Different"?
695
00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:09,931
Different.
Okay.
696
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,103
- Hey, wait.
697
00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:17,344
Is that it?
698
00:36:17,448 --> 00:36:18,724
After that?
699
00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:20,793
- You gave me closure.
700
00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:22,137
- Correction I gave you
701
00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:24,655
the first ever vaginal orgasm
of your entire fucking life.
702
00:36:24,758 --> 00:36:25,896
- That's because this
is never gonna happen again.
703
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
It's all psychological.
Trust me.
704
00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,724
- No, it's because
we're great together.
705
00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:31,448
Trust me.
706
00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,758
Lookonce I'm married
to Alvarez,
707
00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,689
we can do this all the time.
708
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,896
- That's not gonna work for me.
709
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,931
Besides, if we get caught
she'll get deported,
710
00:36:38,034 --> 00:36:38,724
and I don't want that
to happen to her.
711
00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:40,827
- Why are you so concerned
712
00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:43,068
about what happens to her
all of a sudden?
713
00:36:43,172 --> 00:36:45,310
You two talking
behind my back?
714
00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:47,551
We don't have
to do shit behind your back,
715
00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:48,793
'cause we have nothing
to hide from you.
716
00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,551
- Should I be worried
about you two?
717
00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,551
- I think you should be worried
about your fight,
718
00:36:52,655 --> 00:36:54,482
'cause you're on your own
with Sasquatch, so
719
00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,310
good luck.
720
00:37:18,827 --> 00:37:19,034
- Go.
721
00:37:25,551 --> 00:37:28,862
Look, he's gonna kill you
if you don't leave.
722
00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:36,000
- Go!
723
00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:39,275
- Damn it, Boz.
724
00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:43,758
- At ease.
725
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,034
He's fine.
726
00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:05,517
- You okay?
727
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,724
- I'm fine.
728
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,482
- Awaiting your signature, sir.
729
00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,482
- Mm.
730
00:38:22,586 --> 00:38:23,965
Can I ask you something?
731
00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,275
- Of course, sir.
732
00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,724
- Seeing as you're the one
requisitioning all the forms
733
00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:30,586
for this
Roback-Alvarez marriage,
734
00:38:30,689 --> 00:38:33,827
does it smell legit to you?
735
00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,206
- I assume so, sir.
736
00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,172
- Good,
737
00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:39,620
'cause my ass is hanging out
the wind here on it.
738
00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:40,689
Just wanna make sure
739
00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:43,517
it's not another one
of Roback's schemes.
740
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,827
- And if it was?
741
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:45,931
- Then it would be my pleasure
742
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,379
to hang his sorry neck
from our flagpole
743
00:38:47,482 --> 00:38:48,586
then make sure
744
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:52,000
his corpse biodegrades
in a military prison.
745
00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:00,000
- It's for real, sir.
746
00:39:00,103 --> 00:39:01,482
There have been rumors
about them for a while.
747
00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,103
They're
748
00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:07,758
kind of perfect for each other,
don't you think?
749
00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,655
- Wouldn't know anything
about that,
750
00:39:10,758 --> 00:39:12,931
but I am starting to have
regrets about it already.
751
00:39:13,034 --> 00:39:14,551
Dismissed.
752
00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,517
- Yeah?
753
00:39:22,965 --> 00:39:24,827
- Hi.
- Hi.
754
00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,310
- How you doin'?
755
00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,862
- Good.
756
00:39:40,827 --> 00:39:43,241
So, you been talking to Durkin?
757
00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:45,931
- Yeah.
758
00:39:46,034 --> 00:39:48,724
She's helping us
with the paperwork, remember?
759
00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:55,965
- What have you guys
been talking about?
760
00:39:56,068 --> 00:39:58,517
- What do you think
we talked about?
761
00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:01,000
The forms we need to fill out
so you and I can get married.
762
00:40:04,448 --> 00:40:06,000
- That's all?
763
00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:09,931
- Okay.
764
00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:19,000
I'm giving you one last chance
to back out.
765
00:40:20,724 --> 00:40:23,482
Because
766
00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:25,689
we're really
getting married,
767
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:29,862
really gonna have to
live together.
768
00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,482
Really gonna have
to keep up appearances.
769
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:38,586
And then at some point we'll
really have to get divorced.
770
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,413
- I'm all in on this.
771
00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:49,379
I love you like a sister
772
00:40:49,482 --> 00:40:51,517
and what's happening you
is just fucking wrong.
773
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,103
Plus, we're entering into this
774
00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,000
with more of a connection
to each other
775
00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,344
than any real marriage
776
00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,793
I've ever had
the misfortune of observing.
777
00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,965
Thank you.
778
00:41:03,793 --> 00:41:06,758
- But...
779
00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:08,241
now that we're
putting it all out there,
780
00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:09,000
there's an element
of this whole thing
781
00:41:09,103 --> 00:41:10,310
that's been bothering me.
782
00:41:10,413 --> 00:41:12,379
- Okay, what?
783
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,758
I mean, aren't youaren't you
even a little attracted to me?
784
00:41:21,517 --> 00:41:22,448
- No.
785
00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,275
Is that a problem?
786
00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:25,551
- No, I just
787
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,482
- And you're not attracted
to me at all, right?
788
00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,551
- That'd be like incest.
789
00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:31,758
God help us.
790
00:41:31,862 --> 00:41:33,689
- We're gonna be fine.
791
00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:35,827
- Yeah.
792
00:41:35,931 --> 00:41:37,275
Have you told your family?
793
00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:40,137
- Not yet.
794
00:41:40,241 --> 00:41:42,034
- How do you think
they'll react?
795
00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:44,620
- Well my mom and my sisters
will love you,
796
00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:47,517
and you'll love them.
797
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:50,689
- What about your dad?
798
00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:52,241
- What are you gonna do to me?
799
00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,275
You know, you think you're so
800
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,517
goddamn smarter
than everybody else.
801
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,482
Fuck you!
802
00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:58,931
Fuck you!
803
00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:01,000
What she and I do is none
of your fucking business.
804
00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:03,034
You stay the fuck
out of my fucking business.
805
00:42:03,137 --> 00:42:05,241
Swear to God, or I'll
give you a goddamn reason.
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