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- Synced and corrected by
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- www.addic7ed.com -
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Did you bring protection?
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I consent to this.
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I consent to this.
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That was surprisingly nice.
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Oh, yeah.
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Five stars, huh?
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Wait, you're leaving?
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I thought you said we would talk after.
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Oh. We're talking.
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We're agreeing to give
each other five stars.
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That's talking, right?
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Wow, uh...
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Okay.
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So... ?
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You would've given me six
stars if you could've, huh?
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"Byron said: Hair shorter
than pics, clingy vibe.
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Four stars"?
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Entitled motherfucker.
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Hey!
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Asshole!
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Delete Nitely app.
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Mr. Brown.
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Mr. Brown!
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Ugh, hey, uh, I have
mandatory pet therapy...
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'cause I tried to kill myself yesterday.
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Oh, Mr. Brown.
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Well, one of our floofers
or puppers will cheer you up.
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Take your pick.
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Okay.
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Hey, man.
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Oh, hey.
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You want Ernie? He's
awesome, and I'm done.
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No, I was gonna... Oh, okay, yep.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Why do they program him to shed?
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Hey, Ernie, you're a little cutie.
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- Yeah.
- So I understand you were in a bad place yesterday.
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You want to talk about it?
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Uh...
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Okay.
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Do I keep petting you, or... ?
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It's only weird if you make it weird.
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Okay.
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I've never done therapy.
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Although, my girlfriend
started last year.
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Interesting.
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So I'm supposed to do what exactly?
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Let's start with why you were
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going to throw yourself in the torrent.
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Right, the torrent.
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I guess I...
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Also, this session's being recorded
for quality purposes. Go on.
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I had a great life.
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I was young, healthy, great body,
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great face,
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great hair, great skin, great teeth,
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great eyes, great abs, great...
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Sounds like you had
every kind of privilege
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and you never questioned it.
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Then, bam, self-driving car crash?
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That's not fair.
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Now I live in this weird fantasy world
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with my girlfriend's grandma.
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Life's not fair.
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Neither is digital life extension.
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What's fair and what should happen,
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that's just in your head.
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- Super.
- You have to make your own meaning.
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What makes life worth
living for you? Uh, uh...
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Y... you're petting me
extremely hard right now.
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Sorry, you're stressing me out.
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What's the meaning of life
in ten seconds? Come on.
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Think of it as your bare minimum.
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What do you need so you
won't dive into that thing?
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I guess I just still want to be a man.
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Well, what does that mean?
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Good question.
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I want to be independent and capable.
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When you're young, people
have to do everything for you,
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and then you grow up
and you become a man
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and... and people rely on you.
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Kids look up to you.
Women want to be with you.
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You know?
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I had that, or...
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I was on my way to that.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm going to give you an assignment.
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Talk to at least five
of your fellow uploads,
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take notes, then find me,
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and maybe you made a friend
who makes it all feel worth it.
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Well, I'll just wipe this off first.
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Myra, I have a drone
follow you everywhere,
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and every single day, you
give her sweets in the park.
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Now, today, get her to
eat the Rachel Ray Junior
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steamed squash I printed
this morning and nothing else,
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or I will fire you.
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Should I come back later?
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No, it's fine. Come in.
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I met with my bank,
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and they approved the loan
for my dad's upload. Yay!
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Uh, as long as my employer...
that... that's you...
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um, confirms in writing that I qualify
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for the employee discount.
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What was wrong with him again?
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Dad has vape lung.
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He thought it was safer than smoking,
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then all the studies came out.
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I thought he didn't believe in upload.
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Well, he's still being
a bit of a Ludd about it,
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but, um, you know, when he
sees I've spent the money, I...
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You know, I don't feel
comfortable signing this.
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You need a 4.6 employee rating
to qualify for that discount.
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Right now, you're at 4.598, so...
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Come on, I'm... I'm... I'm so close.
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Here's what I'll do.
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You could hit a 4.6 today,
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but then you could slip under tomorrow.
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You hit a 4.8,
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and I'll sign this letter
as written, no prob.
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But I... I just need
you to sign it right...
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Those are my rules.
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- Hey, bud.
- Shh!
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I'm Nathan. I'm new.
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Seriously, shut up.
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Is anyone looking for me?
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No. Coast is clear.
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Oh, shit.
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Thanks a lot.
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What?
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What the hell?
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Come here, you little...
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel?
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Hey.
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What the hell is going
on here? Did I do this?
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No.
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Dylan's been here for years.
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He fell off a cliff on a school trip.
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He gets bored,
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so he has all the AI guys
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set to Street Fighter in game mode.
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Game mode. Cool.
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How are you?
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- Feeling better today?
- Yeah, yeah, a little.
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Uh, I have a special
assignment from my therapist.
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- It's called The Five People You Meet in Upload.
- Those are mine.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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I need to go around and
introduce myself to five
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- of the other uploads.
- Those are mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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I guess he thinks communication
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- is really important.
- Will you please back off?
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Hello?
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Nora, did I lose you?
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You know, just don't
have any expectations,
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then you won't get disappointed.
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Nah, not me. You get
what you expect in life,
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so I expect the best.
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Well, I'm sure you'll get the best
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here at Horizen Lakeview.
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Is there anything else?
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Did I say something wrong?
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As your customer service representative,
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it is my job to be of
service with any issues.
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Are there any specific issues?
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No.
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Thank you for using Horizen.
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God, you are a sight for sore eyes.
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I'm so sorry I didn't
call you back today, babe.
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Nonstop funeral planning.
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There's so much to do before tonight.
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Flowers, gift bags.
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Well, maybe I can help from here.
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I'm sure there's a ton of
meaningful stuff you could do,
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but don't get mad at
me... I did it all already.
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Hold still.
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Ow! Ooh.
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- What was that?
- It's just stem cells.
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I can't wait to upload so I
don't have to work this hard.
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You're so lucky.
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I'm sorry, I... I don't mean
that the way that it... sounded.
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No, you're right, it,
uh... it is nice here.
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- Vaginaplasty, miss?
- Come again?
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Um, I'm getting ready for
my boyfriend's funeral.
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So, no?
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Yeah. No.
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Wow.
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After the funeral tonight,
you want to rent a VR sex suit,
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sleep over?
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Duh! Yes.
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There's a shop on Melrose
with amazing Yelp reviews.
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I need you to close your eyes and mouth.
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Oh, babe, she's putting bees on my face.
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Gotta go. Love you.
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Love you, too. Bye.
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They're really mad today.
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♪ Now everybody ♪
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♪ Have you heard ♪
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♪ If you're in the game ♪
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♪ Then the stroke's the word ♪
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♪ Ba da wa da wa ♪
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♪ Grab your vial ♪
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♪ Bwee ba do, bwee ba do ♪
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♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
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♪ Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well ♪
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♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da da da da da. ♪
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Hey. Yeah, what the hell?
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I thought we said 10:30.
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You told me to meet
you at the courts, man.
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Well, I'm here, and I
don't see you anywhere.
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So, what's in the news?
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Um, I'm not Siri, so
look up your own news.
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Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri.
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'Cause who'd program
Siri to be so grumpy?
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I don't have to smile for you.
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I'm on break.
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I just have stuff on my mind.
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Shitty Nitely last night?
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Insulting. Uh...
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I'm not discussing my
Nitely hookups with you.
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Look up your own damn porn.
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Hey, I have no earthly needs anymore.
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I was asking out of a purely
spiritual desire to help.
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Wait, you're joking, right?
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Because you're supposed to
continue to have earthly needs.
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Lack of sexual interest
is a sign of depression.
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Yes, I was joking.
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And everything works okay?
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I mean... I'm required to ask.
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You can still, uh...
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Look up your own damn porn!
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Oh, please. Yeah, right.
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Is there anything left to talk about?
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- Because I have 47 other clients.
- So what? Let 'em wait.
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We're all dead here anyway.
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Angel.
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Angel, I'm stuck in my closet.
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Fixing that. Yes, ma'am.
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Happy to provide five-star service.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I'll be fine.
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So, what big plans today?
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Water aerobics? Golf?
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Oh, me? Uh, I have homework from a dog,
246
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,379
and, uh, tonight, my own funeral,
247
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,591
simulcast in Lakeview,
New York and L.A., so...
248
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,801
yeah, same old, same old.
249
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:27,891
Well, if you need me for personal
shopping, technical service
250
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,144
or wrapping up of unfinished
business, whatever...
251
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,896
I'm a resource. Use me.
252
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,400
Right. So...
253
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,470
Hey, cool boots.
254
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,972
Yeah.
255
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,518
I'm Nathan. I live across the hall.
256
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,020
Hey, you look familiar.
257
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,981
Did you play the mayor in Robocop?
258
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,024
No.
259
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,901
I'm David Choak.
260
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,904
Of, like, the Choak brothers?
261
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,239
Yeah.
262
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,366
We live on the same floor?
263
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,659
That's weird.
264
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,787
Well, I've got 25,000 square feet
265
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,832
and a 12-acre backyard once
you go through that door,
266
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,085
so I suppose it is a little weird.
267
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,461
What did you do?
268
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,505
Uh, game designer. Yeah, freeware.
269
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,132
And a little modeling in college.
270
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,342
I mean, it's no big
deal. Mostly catalog work.
271
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,510
A couple commercials.
272
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,178
Not much money in freeware.
273
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,722
No.
274
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,682
And what did you do?
275
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,059
Oh, not much.
276
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,686
Just co-ran the second-largest
277
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,229
privately owned company in the world
278
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,025
and influenced American
politics for a generation.
279
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,735
Yeah, no, I... I know.
280
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,614
So, these free games... uh,
anything with duck hunting?
281
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,366
No. Uh, my friend and
I are making an app.
282
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,035
It's called...
283
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,788
Um, it...
284
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,124
Sorry.
285
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,751
I'm blanking on the name.
286
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,295
You're blanking on the
name of your own app?
287
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,758
Yeah, I... I've been
having some memory gaps.
288
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,135
I guess I'm just a little death-lagged.
289
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,262
Um, we wrote a program
that allows anyone
290
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,972
to save their own uploads.
291
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,766
So you can create your
own digital afterlife
292
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,934
and pass it down to
friends or family for free.
293
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,937
So you got murdered.
294
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,193
No. I... I was in a car accident.
295
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,111
Yeah, sure.
296
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,072
Yeah, you just, uh, threatened
297
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,823
a 600-billion-dollar-a-year industry,
298
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,242
and no one murdered you.
299
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,665
Nobody murders anybody.
300
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,507
Okay. Well, he sucks.
301
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,425
This dog better know what it's doing.
302
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,472
Good morning, Mr. Brown. Where to?
303
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,100
Uh, actually, car, this is Fran Booth.
304
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,310
I've been asked by the Brown family
305
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,854
to investigate the November 24 crash.
306
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:24,776
- Do you know where you are?
- 4499 Spaulding.
307
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528
Correct.
308
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,196
Damage scan, please?
309
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,241
No damage to report.
310
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,828
- You are clearly very damaged.
- No.
311
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,705
Okay, car.
312
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,791
Uh, pull up dashcam footage
from 11:00 to 11:37 p.m.
313
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,002
- on the night of the crash.
- Can't find anything.
314
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:47,006
But you were in motion, so
your cameras were activated.
315
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,050
Who are you again?
316
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,136
Where are the recordings?
317
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,972
Interesting.
318
00:17:16,064 --> 00:17:17,607
Hi. You look a little lost.
319
00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:19,275
Can I help you?
320
00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:22,904
Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking
to rent a sex suit.
321
00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:24,280
It's my boyfriend's funeral tonight,
322
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:26,241
and I want it to be special for him.
323
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:29,077
Well, you know how they work, right?
324
00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:31,579
The fingers on the inside inflate,
325
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:34,541
and since everything's better
wet, just use it in the tub.
326
00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:36,376
Did you say fingers?
327
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,212
Setup can be fun because
everything's adjustable.
328
00:17:39,254 --> 00:17:42,882
You can make him hung like a
horse, add chest hair, whatever.
329
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:45,343
He can even give you
bigger boobs, extra boobs.
330
00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:46,928
Whatever you want.
331
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,555
They really clean them well.
332
00:17:48,596 --> 00:17:50,306
Oh, God, yeah. We have to.
333
00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:52,475
You wouldn't believe what we
pull out of them sometimes.
334
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:54,561
It's not just a sex suit.
335
00:17:54,602 --> 00:17:56,271
Old people want to hug their grandkids,
336
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:58,106
and the kids throw up in there.
337
00:17:58,147 --> 00:18:01,276
Ugh, people think they can
do anything in a rental.
338
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:05,154
Hey, where are you going?
339
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:07,031
Nora?
340
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:09,117
I mean, Angel.
341
00:18:09,158 --> 00:18:11,578
Seriously? I do have other clients.
342
00:18:11,619 --> 00:18:14,455
Hey, um, I thought of something
maybe you can help me with.
343
00:18:14,497 --> 00:18:16,666
I can't remember everything.
344
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,251
- Everybody forgets stuff.
- Yeah, but shouldn't I know
345
00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:20,503
the name of the project I
was working on last week?
346
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:22,505
Wait, you don't?
347
00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:24,841
No. I mean, maybe there
wasn't enough storage space,
348
00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:26,551
or I don't want to sound paranoid,
349
00:18:26,593 --> 00:18:28,219
but what if something was edited?
350
00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:29,804
I mean, I can remember
my high school prom,
351
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,723
but I used to know every
word to the big song
352
00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,600
we danced to, and now nothing.
353
00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:35,059
Okay? It's just blank.
354
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,561
That must be scary.
355
00:18:36,603 --> 00:18:38,730
Fuck yeah. It is. It's like...
356
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:41,065
you know, am I still me
if something's missing?
357
00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:43,776
And... and is it just random
what I'm forgetting? I...
358
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,405
I have this awful feeling,
like I left the gas on.
359
00:18:47,447 --> 00:18:50,158
You know, like whatever
I'm forgetting could just...
360
00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:51,910
blow up my family.
361
00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:53,620
Yikes.
362
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:55,538
I'm sorry.
363
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,373
- Hey, what song?
- What?
364
00:18:57,415 --> 00:18:59,083
What was your big prom song?
365
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,461
"Uptown Funk."
366
00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:04,130
Me, too. Um...
367
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:07,342
Okay. Um...
368
00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:10,887
♪ This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer ♪
369
00:19:10,929 --> 00:19:13,222
♪ That white gold... ♪ Anything?
370
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:16,267
- Go on.
- ♪ This one for them ♪
371
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:18,102
♪ Good girls, them hood girls ♪
372
00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:19,938
♪ Straight masterpieces ♪
373
00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:23,608
♪ Stylin', wilin',
livin' it up in the city ♪
374
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,818
♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
375
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,987
♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
376
00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:30,365
- ♪ Too hot ♪
- ♪ Hot damn ♪
377
00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:32,325
♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪
378
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,160
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
379
00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:36,245
♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪
380
00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:38,247
♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
381
00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,124
♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
382
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,918
♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪
383
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,795
♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gonna give it to ya ♪
384
00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:45,713
♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gonna give it to ya ♪
385
00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,632
♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪
386
00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:49,300
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
387
00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:51,386
♪ Hey, dun-na-nah... ♪
Ooh, shit.
388
00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:53,137
Got to go.
389
00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:57,558
♪ Uptown funk... ♪
390
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,520
Hey. I'm Nathan. I'm new here.
391
00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:03,606
Well, I see you've really
made yourself at home.
392
00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:11,823
Okay.
393
00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:13,700
Don't like him, either.
394
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,246
Hey, remember that hot douchebag?
395
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:19,914
The one that almost jumped yesterday?
396
00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,249
Uh...
397
00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:24,627
He might actually be a good guy.
398
00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:26,587
You assembled every one of his memories.
399
00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:28,923
Wouldn't you know if he was for real?
400
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:32,885
Yeah, but weirdly, some of
his dot-mem files are damaged.
401
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,637
Yeah.
402
00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:37,140
Ah... well, I feel you.
403
00:20:37,181 --> 00:20:38,850
I wasn't paying attention yesterday,
404
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:41,269
and I put this hipster
woman's experience
405
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:44,230
of natural childbirth
into an old male judge.
406
00:20:44,272 --> 00:20:45,606
Freaked him the fuck out.
407
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:48,776
Jesus, Leesha.
408
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:50,028
Whatever you do,
409
00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:51,738
do not tell the dude it was a fuckup.
410
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:53,114
He'll give you zero stars,
411
00:20:53,156 --> 00:20:54,782
and you can't afford to lose this job.
412
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,159
Well, neither can you.
413
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,161
Uh, I have my dog-walking gig,
414
00:20:58,202 --> 00:21:01,164
I do hair, and I'm the night
manager at Falafel Halal.
415
00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:03,166
I'll survive.
416
00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,086
Angel!
417
00:21:07,128 --> 00:21:09,005
Oh, my God.
418
00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:16,721
Hey, Dylan.
419
00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:18,139
Finally, Angel.
420
00:21:18,181 --> 00:21:19,849
None of these computers work.
421
00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:22,268
I can't get through to
my best friend, Breck.
422
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:25,396
I've tried voice, text, video.
423
00:21:25,438 --> 00:21:27,356
- Nothing works.
- Okay.
424
00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:30,693
I'll call him IRL and figure
out how to get you connected.
425
00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:32,361
Get ready to give me five stars.
426
00:21:32,403 --> 00:21:34,363
We'll see.
427
00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:36,783
No, Dylan was my best friend,
428
00:21:36,824 --> 00:21:40,078
in seventh grade, and I'm sorry he died,
429
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,789
but he's still 11, and I'm 18 now.
430
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:44,791
I don't want Pokémon anymore.
431
00:21:44,832 --> 00:21:47,293
- Look, I understand.
- I want pussy.
432
00:21:47,335 --> 00:21:50,129
Dude. Really?
433
00:21:50,171 --> 00:21:52,882
You know, friends do drift apart.
434
00:21:52,924 --> 00:21:54,967
No. Not my best friend.
435
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,677
Not Breck.
436
00:21:56,719 --> 00:21:58,304
You're messing up somehow.
437
00:21:59,514 --> 00:22:01,015
Yeah.
438
00:22:01,057 --> 00:22:02,433
Probably.
439
00:22:02,475 --> 00:22:04,102
You tried your best.
440
00:22:04,143 --> 00:22:07,355
It just wasn't good enough.
441
00:22:07,396 --> 00:22:10,358
- Wait, let me...
- Sorry.
442
00:22:12,819 --> 00:22:16,072
Yeah, I'm, uh, disappointed, too.
443
00:22:26,874 --> 00:22:29,210
Aah!
444
00:22:29,252 --> 00:22:31,504
Ah, it's too easy.
445
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:33,464
Dart around more!
446
00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:35,174
And make duck sounds!
447
00:22:35,216 --> 00:22:38,386
Quack! Quack!
448
00:22:38,427 --> 00:22:39,846
Quack.
449
00:22:39,887 --> 00:22:41,389
Quack.
450
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:42,807
You're doing good!
451
00:22:48,104 --> 00:22:49,730
Three stars?
452
00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:52,775
Come on, man.
453
00:22:56,154 --> 00:22:58,114
- Angel.
- What?
454
00:22:58,156 --> 00:22:59,407
What do you want?
455
00:23:02,285 --> 00:23:05,288
Thank you. What do you need?
456
00:23:08,374 --> 00:23:10,626
Thanks. That's nice.
457
00:23:12,837 --> 00:23:14,630
Okay, I'm not sure what
I did to deserve that,
458
00:23:14,672 --> 00:23:16,007
but it's nice to get.
459
00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:20,094
Okay, you got to be breaking
the rules or something,
460
00:23:20,136 --> 00:23:22,680
'cause I'm sure you're
not supposed to keep
461
00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:24,223
giving me five stars for nothing.
462
00:23:26,517 --> 00:23:27,810
All right.
463
00:23:27,852 --> 00:23:30,313
I... I should do
something to earn these.
464
00:23:32,356 --> 00:23:33,774
Ta-da.
465
00:23:39,697 --> 00:23:43,784
Okay, seriously, what can I do for you?
466
00:23:43,826 --> 00:23:45,786
Just ask me anything.
467
00:23:45,828 --> 00:23:48,706
You know what you can do for
me? You can tell me what's wrong.
468
00:23:48,748 --> 00:23:50,041
'Cause you've been all like...
469
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,376
... all day.
470
00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:57,256
You got an hour?
471
00:23:57,298 --> 00:24:00,301
I have infinity.
472
00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:01,385
Well, you know what? In one sense,
473
00:24:01,427 --> 00:24:02,762
it's just as bad as Nitely.
474
00:24:02,803 --> 00:24:04,138
You know, you have to
keep pleasing people,
475
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,723
and you can't let your numbers down.
476
00:24:05,765 --> 00:24:08,434
- Emotional work is real work.
- Yeah. Exactly.
477
00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:09,894
And I can't walk away from the job.
478
00:24:09,936 --> 00:24:12,480
- Why not?
- My dad. My... my dad's dying.
479
00:24:12,521 --> 00:24:14,023
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
- Yeah, it sucks.
480
00:24:14,065 --> 00:24:17,401
And... and my mom died
unexpectedly a few years ago.
481
00:24:17,443 --> 00:24:18,610
Exactly!
482
00:24:18,611 --> 00:24:20,490
And... and Dad doesn't
think heaven could be heaven
483
00:24:20,529 --> 00:24:23,407
without Mom in it, which means
he's... he's basically okay
484
00:24:23,449 --> 00:24:25,284
with not being with me,
485
00:24:25,326 --> 00:24:29,205
which I might find romantic
if it wasn't so insulting.
486
00:24:29,247 --> 00:24:31,123
But really, I just feel like
he's clinically depressed
487
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,750
and not thinking straight.
488
00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:34,877
I mean, so he isn't
saving anything for upload.
489
00:24:34,919 --> 00:24:36,295
That's just all on me.
490
00:24:36,337 --> 00:24:39,006
I mean, he might not even
use it if I pay for it.
491
00:24:45,846 --> 00:24:51,686
I guess my biggest
fear is he'll die, too,
492
00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:58,985
and my last connection
to childhood is just gone.
493
00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:04,115
And I won't ever find anyone who...
494
00:25:04,156 --> 00:25:07,535
understands me like that or...
495
00:25:07,576 --> 00:25:09,704
loves me unconditionally.
496
00:25:11,414 --> 00:25:13,416
Yeah.
497
00:25:18,129 --> 00:25:22,341
Well, thanks.
498
00:25:22,383 --> 00:25:24,760
I feel a lot better.
499
00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:27,638
I didn't do anything but listen.
500
00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:33,477
Pretend I'm giving you five stars.
501
00:25:53,539 --> 00:25:55,624
I met five new uploads today,
502
00:25:55,666 --> 00:25:57,501
and I didn't like any of them.
503
00:25:57,543 --> 00:25:59,712
You do seem less stressed, though.
504
00:25:59,754 --> 00:26:02,423
Well, the staff is nice.
505
00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:06,469
So, no more killing yourself?
506
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:08,637
Not today, and, uh, I can't tonight.
507
00:26:08,679 --> 00:26:12,141
I have my funeral. So, see you.
508
00:27:04,693 --> 00:27:07,238
- Ugh! That sucked.
- I don't know.
509
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,572
I think it went okay.
510
00:27:08,614 --> 00:27:10,574
I fucking froze.
511
00:27:10,616 --> 00:27:12,118
You were good. I'll admit.
512
00:27:12,159 --> 00:27:13,828
"We at Beyond believe your income
513
00:27:13,869 --> 00:27:15,496
shouldn't determine
your digital afterlife"?
514
00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,498
Where'd you get that
economic inequality rap?
515
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,208
- It's just the truth, man.
- Great stuff.
516
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,751
Inspired tap dancing, brother.
517
00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:22,336
You think Cavern Investments will bite?
518
00:27:22,378 --> 00:27:25,464
Christ! Our next pitch
isn't for three weeks.
519
00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:27,466
- Do we even have enough cash... ?
- Gentlemen!
520
00:27:27,508 --> 00:27:29,468
Has anyone heard your idea?
521
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,220
Anyone from the big companies?
522
00:27:31,262 --> 00:27:34,223
Uh, just our families and my girlfriend.
523
00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:36,267
Good. Don't tell anyone else.
524
00:27:36,308 --> 00:27:38,310
We're ready to take this
full round ourselves.
525
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
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